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[Tazz] Cruiserweight Championship time.

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Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy.

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[Cole] What a night for Rey Mysterio!

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And now, Rey Mysterio's family looking on,
cheering Daddy on here tonight.

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[Tazz] Great moment
for the Mysterio family.

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[Cole] Think about the obstacles

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that Rey Mysterio has had to overcome
to get to this point.

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Mysterio lost to Matt Hardy
at WrestleMania

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when Matt Hardy used the ropes
to pick up the victory.

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Mysterio strapped to that stretcher.

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Big Show looked like a baseball bat
whipping Mysterio into a steel post.

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And then of course, Rey Mysterio ripped
that groin a couple of weeks ago

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when he defeated both Shannon Moore
and Crash

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to get this Cruiserweight shot
here tonight.

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[Tazz] No doubt Rey has earned
this opportunity.

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[Cole] If he wins this title here tonight,
it will be the crowning moment

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in an already shining career
for Rey Mysterio.

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Rey Mysterio. Oh!

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-And he was caught by Matt Hardy.
-[Tazz] Wow!

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The MFers, the Mattitude Followers,
going to work on Mysterio

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and referee Brian Hebner
trying to keep control.

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[Tazz] And now Hebner
is doing the right thing.

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[Cole] He's sending Crash and Shannon
back to the locker room.

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-[Tazz] Matt ain't happy.
-[Cole] The 619.

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-[Tazz] He's on one leg. 619!
-[Cole] Rey connects!

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Rey Mysterio seconds away perhaps
from winning the Cruiserweight Title.

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-Mysterio--
-[Tazz] He did it.

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-He can do it.
-[Cole] And he was caught by Matt Hardy.

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-[Tazz] Whoa.
-[Cole] And both men sent out of the ring.

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[intense music playing]

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[Cole] This is desperation time.

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The referee at six.

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If he gets to ten, this match is over
and Matt Hardy will retain the title.

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[Tazz] Mysterio got in.

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[Cole] Matt Hardy
just grabbed the Cruiserweight Title.

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-Hey, look at this.
-[Tazz] Whoa! Whoa!

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[Cole] Crash and Shannon
are back out here.

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The referee's in a tug of war
with Matt Hardy with the gold.

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And Matt Hardy, he's going
to steal this match.

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And here's the cover.

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-What a way to lose a match.
-Damn shame!

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-[Tazz] Whoa!
-[Cole] Mysterio kicked out.

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[Tazz] Matt Hardy
is beside himself right now.

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[Cole] Going for the Twist of Fate.
Look at Mysterio.

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[Tazz] Double leg.

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Here's the cover. Shoulders down.

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-[Tazz] Oh no.
-He got him! He got him!

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Mysterio wins the title!

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Mysterio wins the Cruiserweight Title!

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[triumphant music playing]

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["I Want It All" playing]

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♪ Uh, uh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, c'mon ♪

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-♪ Uh ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ C'mon ♪

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♪ Ay yo, it's my life
My time, My rights ♪

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♪ My rhymes, My grime
My struggle, hustle ♪

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♪ Sweat and my blood too ♪

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♪ My predator smells fear ♪

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♪ And I smell a lot ♪

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♪ My competitors fled scared ♪

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♪ 'Cause they smelt I was hot ♪

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♪ I want it all in excess, the sex ♪

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♪ And much success ♪

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♪ Stress sucks
I want it all, no less, so come on ♪

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[popping explosions]

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[crowd cheering]

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[Cole] Tonight, another chapter
will be written in the ferocious rivalry

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between Brock Lesnar and The Big Show
with the title on the line.

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Welcome to SmackDown
from Orlando, Florida.

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Michael Cole and Tazz at ringside.

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[Tazz] And, Cole, in the words
of the late, great Gorilla Monsoon,

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it's the Irresistible Force
meets the Immovable Object

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for the championship tonight.

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["619" playing]

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[crowd cheering]

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♪ Who's that jumpin' out the sky ♪

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♪ R-E-Y Mysterio
Here we go ♪

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♪ When the mask out
The girls, they pass out ♪

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♪ The boys just black out,
Better tap out ♪

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-♪ Go ♪
-♪ Off the top ropes, look out below ♪

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[bell rings]

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[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall

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and is for the WWE
Cruiserweight Championship.

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Approaching the ring,
from San Diego, California,

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weighing in at 175 pounds,

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the Cruiserweight Champion, Rey Mysterio!

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[Cole] What an emotional night
it was last Thursday.

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Rey Mysterio defeating Matt Hardy
for the Cruiserweight Championship.

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[Tazz] Hey, Cole, it's the first
of two championship matches tonight.

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Later, it's Show and Lesnar.

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You're gonna get that Cruiserweight Title
back from Rey, tonight.

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There is no way that Rey Mysterio
could have beat Matt Hardy

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if it wasn't for you two screwing up.

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What do you mean?

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If it wasn't for you screwing up
and you screwing up.

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-You understand?
-What're you talking about?

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So tonight, neither one of you
will be going to the ring with me.

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-[thud]
-[Tazz] Oh!

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-Oh!
-[Cole] Oh man!

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[crowd jeering]

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[Tazz] Well, Matt Hardy is all business.

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[Cole] I guess no Shannon Moore
and Crash to be accompanying Matt Hardy

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in his rematch tonight.

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[Tazz] I respect that Matt Hardy.

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Come out here and get that gold back
on your own, Matt.

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That's cool.

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["Live For The Moment" playing]

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[announcer] And the challenger,
from Cameron, North Carolina,

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weighing in at 220 pounds,
Matt Hardy Version 1.0.

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[Cole] And look at the eyes of Matt Hardy,

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wasting little time
exercising the return match clause

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in his contract.

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He's been furious all week,
Matt Hardy is.

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Matt Hardy embarrassed
and humiliated

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that he lost to Mysterio
and lost the gold last week.

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[Tazz] Matt Hardy holding
that championship and staring at,

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but Rey Mysterio capitalizing
on Hardy not paying attention.

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Matt Hardy should look in the mirror

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instead of blaming Shannon and Crash
for that loss last week.

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Matt Hardy trying
to regain Cruiserweight gold

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here on SmackDown.

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[Tazz] It was a great championship matchup
last week, Cole, as you pointed out.

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And I'll tell you what,
kicking off SmackDown… Whoa!

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[Cole] Nice drop toehold by Rey Mysterio

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who won that Cruiserweight Title
with a groin injury last week

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in front of his family
and friends in Anaheim.

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[Tazz] 619 coming already.

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[Cole] And Matt Hardy ducked
underneath that.

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Mysterio scouted it quickly,
gains control of the matchup.

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Matt Hardy,
the 220-pounder into the cover,

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hook of the leg,
and Mysterio gets the shoulder up.

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[Tazz] You can feel the desperation
in Matt Hardy right now.

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Matt Hardy Version 1.0 wants
to be the Cruiserweight Champion again.

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Mysterio is gonna be a tough customer
to beat though.

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[Cole] What a night it's gonna be.

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"Piper's Pit" here tonight.

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Mr. McMahon and Zach Gowen
in an arm wrestling challenge.

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If Zach Gowen defeats Mr. McMahon,
Zach Gowen has a contract in the WWE.

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[Tazz] Yes, look but this.
Maybe a neck…

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Was going for a neckbreaker
after the second turnbuckle.

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Mysterio fighting out of it.

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[Cole] Mysterio with a great counter.
Rey Mysterio…

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[Tazz] Could be a bulldog. It is!

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[Cole] …top rope, planting Matt Hardy.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Tazz] Both men down right now.

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You got to wonder
if Mysterio's feeling it in his groin.

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One!

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[Tazz] Mysterio's grabbing his tailbone
or his rear end area there.

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Mysterio got jolted there.

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[Cole] Important point of the matchup
as we take another look

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at Rey Mysterio's bulldog
from the top rope.

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[Tazz] Mysterio landing
right on his hip, right on his rear end

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and that just sends a shock
through your spine, Cole.

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You can't explain it to people.

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I myself when I wrestled
landed on my butt sometimes.

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I'm telling you, it just sends
a shock right through your spinal cord.

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[Cole] Will it be Rey Mysterio
or Matt Hardy

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as the Cruiserweight Champion
when the WWE heads to

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Odessa, Lubbock, and Corpus Christi,
Texas this weekend.

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And look at the Side Effect
by Matt Hardy.

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It may be Matt Hardy. Championship…

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-[Tazz] Yeah. Oh!
-[Cole] …on the line.

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[Cole] And Mysterio again powers out.

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And perhaps now,
the frustration is beginning

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to build in Matt Hardy, the challenger.

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[Tazz] That's what I was…

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I'm telling you, that frustration was seen
in Hardy earlier.

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Matt Hardy has got
Mysterio hooked right here.

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[Cole] Went for the Side Effect again.
Rey Mysterio great counter.

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-Shoulders down!
-[Tazz] Beautiful.

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And Matt Hardy kicks out
before the count of three.

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[Tazz] Rey Mysterio is so quick.

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He can just counter a move
on you so quick,

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go for a near fall on you.

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[Cole] Mysterio, 175 pounds,
a dynamite, the unorthodox offense.

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Mysterio top rope. [indistinct]

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Connects. Shoulders down,
and Matt Hardy reverses.

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Shoulders down again.
And Mysterio just kicked out.

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Oh, so close.
Matt Hardy a half second away.

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[Tazz] Well, Mysterio's going
for that West Coast Pop

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but instead, nailed that senton.

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Both men nailing each other
with haymakers.

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[Cole] And Matt with a shot
to the chin of Rey Mysterio.

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Mysterio, the champion,
into the reversal. Matt Hardy hangs on.

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-[Tazz] Oh!
-[Cole] Look at that.

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May have tweaked the groin.

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[Tazz] Well, exactly what I was talking
about earlier when he hit that bulldog.

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We don't know what it might have done
to his groin when he landed.

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And Matt Hardy, seething right now,
knows that he's got Mysterio hurting.

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-Ooh!
-[Cole] Went for a low blow.

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Rey Mysterio counters
with a dropkick of his own.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Tazz] Went for that 619.

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How much has he got left in the tank?
And-- Oh, he got it.

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[Cole] 619 connects.

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[Tazz] I thought that groin injury
would affect him.

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[Cole] Rey Mysterio perched on the apron.

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[Tazz] Might be going to Drop Da Dime,
Cole, that big leg drop.

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[Cole] Across the back of the neck.

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Mysterio Droppin' Da Dime
but also hurt that groin again.

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[Tazz] That's all right.
He's gotta cover here. Gotta cover!

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[Cole] Hooks the outside leg!
And Matt Hardy.

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[Tazz] Oh-ho-ho.

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[crowd booing]

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[Cole] What action!

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Cruiserweight Championship
kicking us off here on SmackDown.

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[Tazz] Hey, we ended SmackDown
last week with it,

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we're kicking it off with it again.

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[Cole] Matt Hardy, shot to the midsection.

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Rey Mysterio in all kinds of trouble.

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[Tazz] Looking for a powerbomb,
Mysterio's fighting out though.

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[Cole] Matt Hardy…

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Oh, look at Mysterio,
great balance, but again,

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the groin gave way
and Matt Hardy took advantage.

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[Tazz] Matt Hardy going
for that Splash Mountain Bomb

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that Matt tried last week,
but didn't nail.

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[Cole] And he nails it tonight!

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-[Cole] Shoulders down. For the champ--
-[Tazz] He got it back!

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[crowd cheering]

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[Cole] Wow! You got to admire the guts
and the heart of this Rey Mysterio.

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[Tazz] That's a high impact move
that Mysterio just got nailed with.

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And Hardy knows it.

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Hardy wants to go in for the kill now.

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[Cole] Well, Matt Hardy, the frustration
has reached a fever pitch here.

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Matt Hardy setting up Mysterio
for a Twist of Fate.

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-[Tazz] Hang on.
-[Cole] Mysterio countered.

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He slides underneath Matt Hardy.

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[Tazz] Quickness by Hardy.

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-[Cole] Again, goes for the Twist of Fate.
-[Tazz] Whoa!

232
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[Cole] Mysterio, hook onto the top rope.
What a counter!

233
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[Tazz] Big time. Smart, use the ring
as your ally by Rey Mysterio.

234
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[Cole] And look at Mysterio.

235
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,738
[Tazz] Watch your back, Matt.
Watch your back.

236
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,173
[Cole] Top rope for Mysterio.

237
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,708
-[crowd cheering]
-[Cole] Look at this!

238
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,443
-[Tazz] West Coast Pop!
-From the top rope!

239
00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,178
And the shoulders down, it's over.

240
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,014
-[bell rings]
-[Cole] Mysterio retains the title.

241
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,349
[crowd cheering]

242
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:21,153
[announcer] Here is your winner
and still Cruiserweight Champion,

243
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,123
Rey Mysterio!

244
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,026
[Cole] A unique West Coast Pop
from the top rope.

245
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,296
[Tazz] Absolutely.
Great matchup right there.

246
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,231
Rey Mysterio retaining the championship.

247
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,468
Matt Hardy got caught
with the West Coast Pop.

248
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,970
["619" playing]

249
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,339
[Cole] Let's take another look

250
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:44,577
at Rey Mysterio's tremendous counter
of the Twist of Fate.

251
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,213
[Tazz] Very smart. I don't think
I've ever seen anybody do this.

252
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:51,951
Mysterio knows where he was in that ring,
ring presence, using the ring as his ally,

253
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,253
and then that West Coast Pop,
hook the leg.

254
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,888
All over but the shouting.

255
00:10:56,522 --> 00:11:00,192
[Cole] Rey Mysterio proving, Tazz,
last week was not a fluke.

256
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,194
[Tazz] I wonder what Shannon
and Crash are thinking.

257
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,396
They might still be laid out.

258
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,066
[Cole] Well, tonight,
aspiring one-legged wrestler,

259
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,602
Zach Gowen's future
hangs in the balance.

260
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,072
For a contract, Zach must beat Mr. McMahon
in an arm wrestling contest.

261
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,275
[Tazz] Yeah. Will Zach's dreams
come true tonight, Cole?

262
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,410
We'll see.

263
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:23,282
[Cole] We are back on SmackDown,
and it's time for "Piper's Pit."

264
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,784
[Piper] Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

265
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,852
How are ya?

266
00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,421
Huh? [laughs]

267
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:35,861
Welcome to "International Piper's Pit."

268
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,763
-[Cole] International?
-You betcha.

269
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,400
-[Tazz] Well, it is Florida.
-We spare no expense on SmackDown.

270
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,869
And without further ado,

271
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,573
it is my pleasure and yours too,

272
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,774
please welcome

273
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:53,946
the WWE Tag Team Champions,

274
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,348
Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri!

275
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,318
["Viva La Raza" playing]

276
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,821
[Cole] Well, they are
an unlikely tag team,

277
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,622
an odd couple, so to speak,

278
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,559
but great champions.
And check out the ride.

279
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,128
[Tazz] Great champions.
They always got a great ride.

280
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,697
Look at that '65 Impala,
I think that is, Cole.

281
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,999
-[Cole] How do you know?
-[Tazz] I got an orange one.

282
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,102
With a black interior.
Of course I know.

283
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,236
I know everything about cars.

284
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,538
[Cole laughs] I'll tell you.

285
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,673
[Tazz] It's bouncing--

286
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,342
[Cole] This unusual tag team
really clicked, didn't it?

287
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,244
[Tazz] Oh, they do.
They definitely click. I mean…

288
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,479
Very odd. I mean, some would say

289
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,949
they're a makeshift tag team,
Tajiri and, uh, and Eddie Guerrero,

290
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,383
but tell you what, makeshift or not,

291
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,253
these guys get it done
in the squared circle, no doubt.

292
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,287
That's why they're champs.

293
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,690
[Cole] Tajiri's learning the lying
and cheating and stealing,

294
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,724
the family tradition.

295
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,326
You think they stole the car?

296
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,494
[Tazz] Well… [laughs]

297
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,396
You can't be accusing people
of pulling grand theft auto, Cole.

298
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:45,798
-[Cole] What?
-Come on, come on.

299
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,701
[Tazz] Sean O'Haire's
having a little sip of olive oil, I think.

300
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,370
You like olive oil, right, Cole?

301
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,205
You're slippery all the time, you silly…

302
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,743
[Cole] This is gonna be fun.
Eddie and Tajiri in "Piper's Pit."

303
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:02,081
Looks like an international buffet set up
in the center of the ring.

304
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,417
[Tazz] Oh, he's got little
Mexican cowboy hats out there.

305
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,853
-[Cole] They're sombreros.
-[Tazz] Yeah, they got those too.

306
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,222
And they got the little Chinese hats.

307
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,057
The little cornbread hat,
whatever you call that.

308
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,426
[Tazz] Maybe Piper should have
JR's cookbook out here,

309
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,661
get some recipes.

310
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:16,862
Hello.

311
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,831
Hello.

312
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:24,603
[crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

313
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,207
[overlapping chanting]

314
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,643
[speaking Spanish]

315
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:34,914
Man, check it out. "Piper's Pit," Tajiri!

316
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,483
Ese, I'm so excited, man!

317
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,819
I've always wanted to be on "Piper's Pit."

318
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,388
I'm a great admirer of yours, homes.

319
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,291
And check it out, man,
you're a gracious host too.

320
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,359
You have sushi.

321
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,161
-Yes, I have sushi for you.
-Yeah.

322
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:52,198
-And you have tacos and burrito, yeah.
-Tacos for you, huh?

323
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,900
This, maybe you recognize.
Just something from home?

324
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,469
-Hey, Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy.
-Yeah.

325
00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,639
You're not going
to do the loaded burrito gimmick, are you?

326
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,475
You know, like the coconut
to the head, huh?

327
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,979
No! No, no, no.
Way too much respect for you.

328
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,447
-Oh, thank you.
-Way too much respect.

329
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,749
But because you're a tag team,

330
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:15,321
and what you pride yourself on is lying,

331
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:18,390
cheating, and stealing, right?

332
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,159
[crowd cheering]

333
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,460
[Cole] It's a family tradition.

334
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,661
Well, homes…

335
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,164
at least we're honest.

336
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,499
[Tazz laughs]

337
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,535
Well, speaking of honesty,

338
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,939
you know,
this will be the next World Champion,

339
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,242
if anything, he wants to be,
Mr. Sean O'Haire.

340
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,443
Why don't you just let him,

341
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:41,080
just for a second, be a sport
and hold that tag team belt?

342
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,648
Let him know what it feels like.

343
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,917
Hey, no, no, no, homes.

344
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:49,421
The only thing you can hold is my maracas,
vato, but you ain't gonna hold my belt.

345
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,389
[Tazz laughs]

346
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:56,428
You're not gonna hold Tajiri's belt
and there's nothing you can say or do

347
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,664
to change our minds, homes.

348
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,901
Sushi.

349
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,806
-Sushi, Eddie. Sushi.
-Sushi? Sushi, you like…

350
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:08,741
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

351
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,676
What are you talking about?
What do you mean "sushi"?

352
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,078
Yo, you like sushi?
Yeah, me too.

353
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,314
Belt, show him belt.

354
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,515
Belt, sushi.

355
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,384
-Tajiri, what are you doing?
-There you go.

356
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,519
-[speaking Spanish]
-Enjoy, enjoy.

357
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,987
Take a look at the next champion.

358
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,589
-[laughs]
-Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

359
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,257
-That's good. Okay.
-Yeah, honest.

360
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,327
He got his sushi,
you got to touch the belt.

361
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,263
Now, give me the belt back.

362
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,098
Hey, ese, guess what?

363
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,333
-What?
-We lied.

364
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,901
What are you gonna do about it?

365
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,837
[laughs] What am I gonna do about it?

366
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,141
Oh, oh, well, I'll show you
what I'm gonna do about it.

367
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,175
[Tazz] Oh!

368
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,877
-[Cole] Oh, boy.
-[Tazz] It's heating up.

369
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,079
[speaking Japanese]

370
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:50,349
-Drink. Drink, drink. You and me.
-You want a drink?

371
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,484
Well, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

372
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,153
Pour one. Pour one. Pour one, quick.

373
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,254
Pour one, quick.

374
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,855
How about drink for you?

375
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,091
That's a big one for me.
Big one. Big one. Big one.

376
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,928
-[Cole] Is that tequila?
-Kanpai. To friends, almost.

377
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:03,963
[laughs]

378
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,232
[man shouting]

379
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,234
Damn!

380
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,936
[crowd chatter]

381
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,638
There we go. You like sushi?

382
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,274
-[Cole] Whoa.
-[Tazz] Whoa.

383
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,642
Sake in the eye.

384
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,077
[Cole] So much for the green mist.

385
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,179
-[Tazz] Whoa!
-[Cole] Table to the head.

386
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,480
[crowd cheering]

387
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,982
[Cole] Piper's head. It is over.

388
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,918
[Tazz] You got to watch it, man,
with the Tag Team Champs.

389
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,053
They lie, they cheat, they steal.

390
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,822
You ain't pulling the wool
over their eyes.

391
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,790
Not even Piper could get that done.

392
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,560
[Cole] Who says
Tajiri needs the green mist?

393
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,596
All he needs is a little tequila.
Hope he didn't swallow the worm.

394
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,064
[Tazz] Ew, what the hell? Worm?

395
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,534
It's a family show, Cole, for God's sake,
and it's a family tradition,

396
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,136
the lying, the cheating, and the stealing.

397
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,904
And I think it might've been sake.

398
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,674
[Cole] They are a unique tag team,
Eddie and Tajiri,

399
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:52,244
but yes indeed,
they are Tag Team Champions

400
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:56,515
getting the last laugh
in "Piper's Pit" here tonight.

401
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,450
♪ Everybody wants to fight us ♪

402
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,451
["Viva La Raza" playing]

403
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,256
[crowd cheering]

404
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,226
[door opens, closes]

405
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,897
Oh. Hi, Stephanie.

406
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,665
-Hi, Sable.
-Um…

407
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,901
I was just looking
for Zach Gowen's contract.

408
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,170
Oh, did you find it?

409
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,740
No. I didn't find his contract,

410
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,077
but I did see you
were bringing back the US Title.

411
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,146
Yes, that's right.

412
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,049
I am bringing back the US Title
to SmackDown,

413
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,717
and thank you for ruining the surprise.

414
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,753
And, uh, Sable, listen,

415
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:39,058
you might try to sweet-talk me
or try to lie to me

416
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,894
and say that you were just looking
for Zach Gowen's contract,

417
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,229
but I don't trust you.

418
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,665
But, Stephanie, I'm your assistant.
I'm only here to help.

419
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,569
Sable, that's so sweet, you know,

420
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,706
but I know my dad assigned you
to be my assistant,

421
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,175
but let's get this straight, okay?

422
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,843
I don't need an assistant,

423
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,679
I don't want an assistant,
particularly not you.

424
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:06,685
And if you think you can out-manipulate
or out-connive me, Sable…

425
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,288
you've got another thing coming.

426
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,790
[crowd buzzing]

427
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,330
[crowd cheering]

428
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,431
[Tazz] There we go.

429
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,067
["Need a Little Time" playing]

430
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,302
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

431
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,538
please welcome
your special guest ring announcer,

432
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,975
WWE Diva, Torrie Wilson!

433
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,443
[Cole] Hey, do you think you're a Diva?

434
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,644
[Tazz] Uh, no, not, not--

435
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,613
[Cole] I don't mean you,
I mean our great female fans.

436
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,848
Well, show us the goods.

437
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,685
We're looking for fans who believe
that they have the goods.

438
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,587
And June is Divas Search month.

439
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,289
We're gonna pick four finalists,
fly you to Phoenix.

440
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,259
For more information,
head to divasearch.com.

441
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,760
[Tazz] Speaking of Divas, I mean, you…

442
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,596
I mean, any fan could become
like Torrie Wilson,

443
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,930
any fan could become a Diva?

444
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,432
[Cole] Any fan could be like you.

445
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,033
[Tazz] Well, I'm not a Diva, goof.

446
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,970
Torrie Wilson's a Diva.
A Diva's gotta be a female, Cole, come on.

447
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,672
Ladies and gentlemen,

448
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:04,343
the following contest has been scheduled
for one fall.

449
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:10,015
Introducing first,
from Boston, Massachusetts,

450
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,886
weighing in at 350 pounds, and, ladies,

451
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:18,991
he is a dreamboat if you like a bald man
with massive back hair.

452
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,460
-[Tazz laughs] Just your type, Cole.
-A-Train.

453
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,761
-[bell rings]
-This is a treat.

454
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,496
We weren't expecting Torrie Wilson

455
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,199
to be the guest ring announcer
for this matchup

456
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,800
that we now know A-Train's involved in.

457
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,035
[Tazz] Well, I'll tell you what,

458
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,704
Torrie Wilson should come out
with a different color every week

459
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,806
and be the special guest ring announcer
on every match.

460
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,376
[Cole] Well, Torrie's nemesis,
Sable, has been busy.

461
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,178
How about the bombshell she just dropped

462
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,246
that Stephanie's bringing
the US Title back?

463
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,949
[Tazz] United States Championship
on SmackDown!

464
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,518
That's heavy duty, man.
Big-time news.

465
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,787
I don't think Stephanie McMahon,

466
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,856
our general manager's too happy
it got out this way,

467
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,457
but that's another story.

468
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,561
[Cole] I don't think our general manager,
Stephanie McMahon's too happy

469
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,962
with her new assistant.

470
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,332
Mr. McMahon assigning Sable
to that role last week.

471
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,235
[Tazz] Why would A-Train
give Torrie Wilson a dirty look?

472
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,205
What's that about?
You gotta smile at her. [mumbles]

473
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,773
Torrie said something about his back hair.

474
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:08,674
Oh, okay.

475
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,678
[crowd chanting] Shave your back!
Shave your back!

476
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:17,749
Shave your back! Shave your back!
Shave your back!

477
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:18,884
[Tazz] Shave your back?

478
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,553
And introducing his opponent tonight,

479
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:26,258
weighing in at a very chiseled
265 pounds,

480
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,628
making his return to SmackDown,

481
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,831
and in my opinion
has the best buns in the business…

482
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,099
[Cole] Wow.

483
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,234
…Billy Gunn.

484
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,368
[Tazz] Whoa!

485
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,903
["Ass Man" playing]
♪ I'm an ass man ♪

486
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,304
[crowd cheering]

487
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,706
♪ Yeah, I'm an ass man ♪

488
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,443
-[Cole] Billy Gunn… is back.
-[Tazz] Oh, ho! He's back

489
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,478
Oh man, I love Billy Gunn.

490
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,381
Man, he looks great.

491
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,818
[Cole] Billy missed eight months of action
with a rotator cuff surgery,

492
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,686
but you hit the nail on the head.

493
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,021
He looks phenomenal.

494
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,256
[Tazz] God! Man, he does.

495
00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,658
What condition!

496
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,230
Billy Gunn is still his crazy, wacky self.

497
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,165
[Cole] He's the ultimate showman,
isn't he?

498
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,635
Torrie Wilson just walked by us, Cole.
Just gotta point that out.

499
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,371
[Cole] And she's sitting right next to us.

500
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,740
-Well, she's not really next to us.
-Closer to me actually.

501
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,541
[Tazz] Well, closer to Chimel
which is dangerous.

502
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,643
Oh, look at Billy Gunn.

503
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:21,713
[Cole] Well, Billy Gunn, what a test too
in his return match here to SmackDown.

504
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,116
Billy Gunn to take
on the 350-pound A-Train.

505
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,051
[Tazz] Torrie is all smiles about it.

506
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,487
I don't think A-Train's smiling.
A-Train ain't smiled in years.

507
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,989
[Cole] A-Train with a big right hand
to Billy Gunn.

508
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,191
Billy Gunn, what a résumé,
ladies and gentlemen.

509
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,426
If you're not familiar with him,

510
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,628
former Intercontinental Champion,
King of the Ring,

511
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:40,999
Hardcore Champion,
and ten-time Tag Team Champion.

512
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:42,734
Oh, look at Billy Gunn.

513
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:47,306
Oh, what an elbow
from the A-Train as Torrie looks on.

514
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,507
[Tazz] Holy lollipop!

515
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,908
Get up!

516
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,811
-[Cole] A-Train measuring Billy Gunn.
-[Tazz] Oh my!

517
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,246
-[grunts]
-[Cole] Oh, wow.

518
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,050
Billy Gunn. What a clothesline!

519
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,651
And Billy Gunn starting to build momentum.

520
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,720
[Tazz] Oh, Billy is picking up
the pace right now.

521
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,322
Billy Gunn has got A-Train
on the ropes here.

522
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:05,791
[Cole] A-Train whipped into the corner.

523
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:11,096
Billy Gunn, the 265-pounder
collides with the A-Train.

524
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,998
Tell you what,
you talked of [indistinct] stamina.

525
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,633
-Billy Gunn looks pretty good.
-[Cole] Oh!

526
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,702
Billy Gunn looked
like he was going for the Famouser.

527
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,937
Walked right into that kick.
Here's the hook of the leg.

528
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,507
And Billy Gunn just gets the shoulder up.
A-Train can't believe it.

529
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,843
[Tazz] Well, I'll tell you what,
big toughness from Billy Gunn

530
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,145
kicking that left…
that big bicycle kick there.

531
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:30,549
-Now A-Train all over Billy Gunn.
-Get up! Get up!

532
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,651
-[Cole] A-Train…
-Get up!

533
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,821
[Tazz] Looking for that derailer there,
signaling for it, the A-Train is, Cole.

534
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,456
[Cole] Billy Gunn to his feet.

535
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,158
[Tazz] Billy Gunn
is gonna be down and out. Oh!

536
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,728
[Cole] Shot to the midsection
by Billy Gunn. Off the rope.

537
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:43,862
[Tazz] Heads-up. Heads-up.

538
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,397
[Cole] Famouser connects!

539
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,100
-Here's the cover, hook of the leg.
-[Tazz] Gonna get him!

540
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,402
-[Cole] Billy Gunn is back!
-[bell rings]

541
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,603
♪ I'm an ass man ♪

542
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,505
["Ass Man" playing]

543
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,041
♪ Yeah, I'm an ass man ♪

544
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,678
And your winner, Billy Gunn!

545
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,915
[Tazz] Torrie is just phenomenal-looking.

546
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,784
And Billy Gunn getting the win.

547
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,253
Makes his return successfully
to SmackDown.

548
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,354
Where is Torrie going?

549
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:10,489
-Whoa.
-[Cole] Wow.

550
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:11,957
[Tazz] You gotta love turquoise, Cole.

551
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,391
Gotta love turquoise!

552
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,526
[Cole] What a great win for--

553
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,660
-Wow!
-[Tazz] Wow.

554
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,363
-[Tazz] What the hell?
-[Cole] Whoa. Torrie's happy.

555
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,133
[Tazz] I think Billy might be.

556
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,300
[Cole] Wait a minute.

557
00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:23,902
[Tazz] Come on, Cole.
Wait a minute here.

558
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,338
♪ Yeah, I'm an ass man ♪

559
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,472
[Tazz] Look at this.

560
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,274
Do it, Billy.

561
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,209
[Cole] No!

562
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,844
How does he get so lucky?

563
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,580
[Tazz] Well, Torrie looks like
she might've been digging that.

564
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:37,983
Billy Gunn gets the win
and he gets the girl.

565
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,117
♪ So many asses ♪

566
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,854
[Cole] Billy Gunn's
been back for ten minutes…

567
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,322
[Tazz] Gotta love her.

568
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:47,292
[Cole] …beats the A-Train and he walks
out of here with Torrie Wilson.

569
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,628
Hey, when your name's Billy Gunn
every day is a holiday, Cole,

570
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,729
you know what I'm saying?

571
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,197
[Cole] Some guys got all the luck.

572
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,266
[Tazz] Yeah. You sure as hell don't.
Look at this.

573
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,402
[Cole] Well, I don't see you prancing
out of the arena with that Diva.

574
00:23:57,469 --> 00:24:00,505
[Tazz] Well, it's 'cause
I'm trying to do a show out here.

575
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,907
♪ Yes, I'm an ass… ♪

576
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,810
[Tazz] Billy and Torrie looking hot.
Big win for Billy Gunn.

577
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:09,047
[Cole] Still to come tonight,
the WWE Title is on the line.

578
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:13,585
And earlier tonight, Brock Lesnar,
the champion, arrived.

579
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:17,489
[Tazz] Oh, yeah. Brock looking
kind of confident but yet concerned.

580
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,291
But should Brock be confident?

581
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:22,027
[Cole] Great question.
Lesnar looks relaxed.

582
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:26,832
The loose champion Brock Lesnar
collides with The Big Show

583
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:30,068
with the title on the line tonight.

584
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:34,973
[announcer] And now,
the WWE Smack of the Night

585
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,475
is brought to you by Subway.

586
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,977
Fresh-made sandwiches
on fresh-baked bread.

587
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,279
Subway. Eat fresh.

588
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:44,449
[Cole] Undertaker fighting off
The Full Blooded Italians.

589
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,819
-[Tazz] Nunzio's going for a ride.
-[Cole] The Undertaker just got whacked!

590
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,754
[Tazz] Nunzio's coming out
and getting a steel chair.

591
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,957
He might need a couple of those. Oh man!

592
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:53,558
And Undertaker with a boot to the face!

593
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,328
Big Evil regaining control over his yard!

594
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,399
["You're Gonna Pay" playing]

595
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,335
♪ Deadman walking ♪

596
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,971
♪ You've done it now ♪

597
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,974
♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪

598
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,343
♪ And I can't allow ♪

599
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:14,312
♪ You to think you can just walk away ♪

600
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:16,214
♪ So turn around ♪

601
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,883
♪ And face the piper ♪

602
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:18,850
[bell rings]

603
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:22,454
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

604
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,590
Making his way to the ring,
from Houston, Texas,

605
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:29,127
weighing in at 305 pounds,

606
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,930
The Undertaker.

607
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,399
[Cole] The Big Dog heading for his yard.

608
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:38,036
He's headlining huge shows
in his home state of Texas,

609
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,805
Saturday in Odessa, Sunday in Lubbock,

610
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:45,210
Monday in Corpus Christi,
and Tuesday in San Antonio.

611
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,312
[Tazz] Yeah, Lone Star State, get ready.

612
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:51,116
[indistinct] Big Evil
will be up in Texas.

613
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,185
[crowd cheering]

614
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:57,422
♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪

615
00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,025
[Tazz] What an ovation.
What an ovation.

616
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,960
♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪

617
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:04,596
♪ It's my business, your mind ♪

618
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:08,066
[Tazz] Well, WWE SmackDown
is brought to you by Microsoft XP.

619
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:11,336
Go to wwe.com to see
how you can win a new PC

620
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,039
with Windows XP Media Center Edition.

621
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,975
[Cole] You know how to use a computer?
And by Maxim hair color for guys,

622
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:19,077
the only hair color good enough
to be called Maxim.

623
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,178
Play I Wanna Go!

624
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,548
On wwe.com to win a date with a Diva.

625
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,117
[Tazz] And by the Hulk.

626
00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:29,187
On June 20th, experience the incredible.

627
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,956
Speaking of Hulk, Cole,
don't make me angry.

628
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,257
You won't like me when I'm angry.

629
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,192
[Cole] Oh, what a shock.
You're always angry.

630
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,561
["Full Blooded Italian" playing]

631
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:41,399
[announcer] And being accompanied
to the ring by FBI members

632
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:45,804
Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo,
weighing in at 250 pounds,

633
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,373
Johnny Stamboli!

634
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,375
[Cole] I tell you,
these Full Blooded Italians

635
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,477
have really been getting under--
Look at The Undertaker!

636
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,146
Wasting little time
going to work on The Bull,

637
00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,047
throwing hands early.

638
00:26:56,114 --> 00:27:00,151
[Tazz] Oh, yeah.
Big [indistinct] there by Big Evil.

639
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,654
Johnny "The Bull" Stramboli
don't know what hit him.

640
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:06,391
Stamboli, Stramboli.
I can't get his last name right.

641
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:10,195
I tell you, The Undertaker has fared well
on one-on-one contest against the FBI,

642
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,731
but when it becomes
a three-on-one situation, The Undertaker--

643
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,933
-[Tazz] Whoa!
-[Cole] Remember, Full Blooded Italians

644
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,603
put Undertaker out of action for a month
with an assault back in April,

645
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,306
and also took out
The Undertaker's protégé, Nathan Jones.

646
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,675
[Tazz] Yeah, Undertaker had to have
elbow surgery.

647
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:24,943
But watch out. Watch out, Taker.

648
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,178
[Cole] That's what I'm talking about,
the distraction.

649
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:30,315
And The Bull takes advantage
with a dropkick from behind

650
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:34,686
and like hyenas or a pack of wolves,
the FBI…

651
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:36,488
-Oh!
-[Tazz] Oh!

652
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,890
[Cole] Look out, Palumbo
right off the announce table.

653
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:42,961
-And Nunzio looking at it from behind.
-[Tazz] Uh-oh. Oh my God. Oh my God.

654
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,796
-Nunzio needs a lot of help.
-[crowd cheering]

655
00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,998
[Cole] And look at The Bull. Left hand.

656
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,466
Ooh, an uppercut by The Undertaker.

657
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,368
[Tazz] Couple of left jabs right there.

658
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:52,303
Look at Nunzio.
Nunzio's in a world of hurt.

659
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,806
Oh my God.
Nunzio needs help from the family, Cole.

660
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,808
-[Cole] Look at The Undertaker.
-[Tazz] Oh!

661
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,410
[Cole] Hung up on the top rope.

662
00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,812
The Undertaker taking matters
into his own hands.

663
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:04,449
[Tazz] It's like a damn handicap match
and the FBI is the handicap.

664
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,518
-Look at Nunzio.
-He's trying to hide under the ring.

665
00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:09,287
Nunzio is heading back to Queens
or Brooklyn, wherever the hell he's from.

666
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,123
[Cole] The Bull knocking
The Undertaker down off the dropkick.

667
00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:16,061
[Tazz] I mean FBI.
I mean, they've been just a big-time--

668
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:17,495
-[Cole] Check out Palumbo!
-[Tazz] Oh!

669
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,197
[Cole] Undertaker got whacked.

670
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,499
You can see him coming out of nowhere,
that big chump Palumbo,

671
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:25,503
with that big kick
right in the mush of Big Evil.

672
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,339
[Cole] And these Full Blooded Italians

673
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,042
really getting under the skin
of The Undertaker as of late.

674
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,212
[Tazz] Well, that's right.
There, see, Johnny "The Bull"

675
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,281
getting help from his goombahs
right there,

676
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,982
Nunzio and Palumbo

677
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,953
who put the hurting on Undertaker
so that The Bull can capitalize.

678
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,321
[Cole] Look at Johnny "The Bull"

679
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,390
go up over the top with a leg drop
across the head.

680
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:46,458
Here's the cover.

681
00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:49,761
The Bull hooks the leg
on The Undertaker who powers out.

682
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,731
You know, people don't realize
this about Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli,

683
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,799
he is a powerhouse.

684
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:57,469
[Tazz] Well, we, you know,
we tell people how strong this guy is,

685
00:28:57,535 --> 00:29:01,072
this Johnny "The Bull," but he really is.
I mean, a big-time, powerful monster,

686
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,274
hence the nickname "The Bull."

687
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,543
If you're not strong,
you won't get a nickname like "The Bull."

688
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,345
But I don't know
if he wants to exchange hands,

689
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,813
The Bull that is, with The Undertaker.

690
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,814
That might be a bad move.

691
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:12,383
[Cole] Well, taking it
to The Undertaker here as we get set,

692
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:15,453
ladies and gentleman, coming up next,
Mr. McMahon, Zach Gowen,

693
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,356
the arm wrestling challenge
for Zach Gowen's contract.

694
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,457
Wow. Look at the power!

695
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,493
[Cole] And that's the strength
we're telling you about.

696
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,094
[Tazz] Slight delay
in that vertical suplex.

697
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,162
Big-time power.

698
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,865
Cover again, hook of the leg.
Undertaker's in trouble.

699
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:30,401
[Cole] And The Bull almost had
The Undertaker. That'd be a huge upset.

700
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:32,904
[Tazz] The Undertaker scouts
any wrestler he gets in there with.

701
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:36,741
Believe me, The Undertaker knows
how powerful this guy is, The Bull.

702
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,677
Don't delay this.
Don't delay 'cause that's what happens.

703
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:42,013
[Cole] Playing to the crowd,
The Undertaker took advantage.

704
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,015
The veteran Undertaker
rolled out of the way.

705
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,117
[Tazz] When you get a guy
like a Superstar, an athlete

706
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:49,821
like The Undertaker down,
you got to stay on The Undertaker.

707
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:50,955
You cannot hesitate.

708
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:52,390
Go for the kill quick with 'em.

709
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,392
-[Cole] The Bull back to his feet.
-Uh-oh. Here we go.

710
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,161
[Cole] The rights, and the lefts.
The Undertaker.

711
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,795
[Tazz] Body shots galore right here.

712
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,164
[Cole] And an uppercut.

713
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,199
[Tazz] Undertaker hitting The Bull
with so many lefts,

714
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,267
he's begging for a right.

715
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,135
[Cole] Bull looked like De Niro
in Raging Bull.

716
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,737
[Tazz laughs] "You talkin' to me?"

717
00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,439
[Cole] Oh, what a shot
to the midsection. No effect.

718
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:11,976
Undertaker missed right hand.
Look at The Bull.

719
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,812
Oh, great counter by The Undertaker.

720
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,014
[Tazz] Oh man, Bruiser City!

721
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,052
[Cole] Palumbo on the apron
and knocked off the apron.

722
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,254
[Tazz] Like a battering ram. Uh-oh.

723
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,423
Someone might be going for a ride!

724
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,292
Sicily style.

725
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,863
Oh man, Last Ride's in the house, Cole.

726
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,765
[Cole] The Last Ride connects!

727
00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,302
-Cover.
-One, two, three!

728
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,003
-[Cole] Undertaker wins.
-[bell rings]

729
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,773
["You're Gonna Pay" playing]

730
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,211
[announcer] Here's your winner,
The Undertaker!

731
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:50,415
[Tazz] Even the numbers game
couldn't beat Big Evil right there.

732
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,952
Big win right there. In my opinion,
damn near a handicap match,

733
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:57,655
Undertaker getting a win over
The Bull of The Full Blooded Italians.

734
00:30:57,722 --> 00:31:00,358
-Uh-oh.
-I don't think Big Evil's done yet.

735
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:01,593
[Tazz] Oh, [inaudible].

736
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,394
[Cole] And from behind, Palumbo.

737
00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,129
[Tazz] I tell you,
Palumbo's been suckering,

738
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,599
suckering The Undertaker
left and right here.

739
00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:10,635
[Cole] And Palumbo,
now with the assault outside the ring.

740
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,570
Undertaker thrown back into the ring,

741
00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:16,507
and here, Chuck Palumbo is going to work
on The Undertaker.

742
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,810
Undertaker won
the one-on-one affair again,

743
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,346
but now he has problems
with the rest of the FBI.

744
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:24,249
Or I should say…

745
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:26,885
-[inaudible]
-[crowd roaring]

746
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,321
[Tazz] Here we go!

747
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,723
Chokeslam is coming, Cole.

748
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,895
-[Cole] Palumbo planted!
-[Tazz] Wow!

749
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:43,701
[Cole] Undertaker taking care
of business tonight.

750
00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:45,970
[Tazz] Who runs the yard?
Who runs the yard?

751
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,171
His name is Big Evil.

752
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:48,606
[Cole] I don't think he's through yet.

753
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,876
[Tazz] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nunzio's out here with a… He's got…

754
00:31:51,943 --> 00:31:54,245
Nunzio's got a steel chair.
Tell them-- [splutters]

755
00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,947
[Cole] On the skull of The Undertaker.

756
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:59,017
[Tazz] Nunzio really just saved Palumbo
in a big way.

757
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,719
That Last Ride will put a man
down and out.

758
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,222
[Cole] Well, Nunzio's a big man now.

759
00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:06,858
-[Tazz] What's Nunzio doing?
-[Cole] He is a big man now.

760
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,226
Rubbing it into The Undertaker

761
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,695
after he just clocked
The Undertaker with a steel chair.

762
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,829
[Tazz] Nunzio feeling cocky.

763
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:13,831
I don't know if he should stay
in that ring too long.

764
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:15,967
Attaboy, get out of there.

765
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,902
You wanna be careful with The Deadman.

766
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,306
[Cole] Again tonight,
The Full Blooded Italians

767
00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:25,476
get the last laugh on The Undertaker
after the matchup.

768
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,780
[Tazz] Look at that, look at the eyes
right there of The Undertaker.

769
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:32,016
Look at that look, man.
That's a dangerous glare.

770
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,018
My throat!

771
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,087
["Full Blooded Italian" playing]

772
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,725
-[Cole] Mr. America and Zach Gowen.
-Come on, big brother.

773
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,260
Pump up those patriots, dude.

774
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,162
Because in just a couple minutes,

775
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:49,200
you're gonna be arm wrestling
Vince McMahon for your WWE contract.

776
00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,203
So, turn that shoulder, twist that wrist,

777
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:56,374
and then snap that big arm
of Vince McMahon, brother.

778
00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,410
[inaudible] going out there.

779
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:03,748
One bond, one friendship,
the American spirit.

780
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,283
Let's do it, brother.

781
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,186
[Tazz] I don't know,
I think Zach's in trouble, Cole.

782
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,153
This kid's in trouble.

783
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:11,389
["All Grown Up" playing]

784
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:12,790
Well, we are back on SmackDown,

785
00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:15,526
and, well, apparently
everyone wants to be part

786
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:18,329
of this Mr. McMahon-Zach Gowen
arm wrestling contest,

787
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,098
even our general manager.

788
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,235
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

789
00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:27,004
the general manager of SmackDown,

790
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:29,907
Stephanie McMahon!

791
00:33:29,974 --> 00:33:32,276
[Tazz] Well, Stephanie's the boss,
she's the general manager.

792
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,213
Stephanie can do whatever she wants
to do out here, Cole. You know that.

793
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:39,083
[Cole] And you know, Stephanie's
been very, very supportive of Zach Gowen

794
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:44,455
and his dreams of one day
becoming a WWE Superstar.

795
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,091
[Tazz] Well, Zach's got humongous dreams,
no doubt about it.

796
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:48,760
And Stephanie, I think you're right,

797
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,295
she would love to let those dreams
come true for that kid.

798
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:54,065
This kid has accomplished
so much in his life, but tonight,

799
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:55,900
he's gonna have his hands full, literally.

800
00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:01,606
As your general manager of SmackDown,

801
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:05,510
I am here to oversee
the arm wrestling contest

802
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:08,713
between Zach Gowen and Mr. McMahon.

803
00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:13,184
Now, should Zach Gowen be victorious

804
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,685
and defeat Mr. McMahon,

805
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:21,125
then Zach Gowen will win his first ever
SmackDown contract right here tonight.

806
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:26,564
So, without further ado,
allow me to introduce you

807
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:30,101
to the most extraordinary
young man to ever step--

808
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:32,270
["Wild Cat" playing]

809
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,038
[Tazz] Whoa.

810
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,673
[Cole] This isn't Zach Gowen.

811
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,576
[Tazz] Uh… no, that's definitely
not Zach Gowen.

812
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:39,644
Wow!

813
00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:44,248
[Cole] That's Stephanie's assistant,
Sable.

814
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,551
[Tazz] Sable looking hotter than ever.

815
00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:48,953
Stephanie's not too happy.

816
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:53,324
[Cole] Well, Sable just interrupted
the general manager.

817
00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,126
And remember, earlier tonight,

818
00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:58,930
Sable blew Stephanie's surprise,
saying that Stephanie's gonna bring back

819
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:01,833
the United States Heavyweight Championship
to SmackDown.

820
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,069
[Tazz] I mean, you know,
Sable is Stephanie's assistant.

821
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,638
I mean, new assistant.
Vince McMahon appointed her.

822
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,080
Sable, um, how nice of you to interrupt.

823
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,248
How can I help you?

824
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,617
Well, Stephanie, I am--

825
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,319
-Never mind.
-[Tazz laughs]

826
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,921
-All right.
-[Cole] Oh, big-time diss.

827
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:25,923
Now, before I was so rudely interrupted,

828
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,060
allow me to introduce
the first contestant.

829
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,797
The most extraordinary young man
I have ever met,

830
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:37,668
being accompanied
to the ring by Mr. America.

831
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:40,571
Ladies and gentlemen, Zach Gowen.

832
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:43,474
["Real American"
by Rick Derringer playing]

833
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,476
[crowd cheering]

834
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:51,883
[Cole] What a night
for Mr. America's biggest fan.

835
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,486
Tazz, this kid, Zach Gowen…

836
00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:59,323
A huge heart, a big smile,

837
00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:03,528
and he's overcome a tremendous
amount of obstacles in his life.

838
00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:07,131
Zach Gowen lost a leg to cancer,

839
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:12,303
but tonight, if Zach Gowen can defeat
the chairman of the board of this company,

840
00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:17,375
in an arm wrestling contest,
Zach Gowen will be a Superstar.

841
00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:22,713
Zach Gowen will be a sports entertainer
right here on SmackDown.

842
00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:24,515
[Tazz] No doubt about it, Cole.

843
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:27,985
I mean, Zach Gowen
waited his whole life,

844
00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:30,721
waited his whole life
for an opportunity like this.

845
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:34,192
And I'm telling you, in my opinion,
my view,

846
00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:37,828
I just don't see this kid beating
Mr. McMahon in arm wrestling contest.

847
00:36:37,895 --> 00:36:39,263
I just don't see it happening.

848
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,832
[Cole] Before tonight,
I didn't think so either,

849
00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:44,202
but the fact that Mr. America's
out here with him--

850
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:48,172
And his opponent,
The Chairman of the Board,

851
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,042
Mr. McMahon.

852
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,144
[crowd cheering]

853
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,679
[Tazz] Oh, here comes the boss.

854
00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:56,314
["No Chance in Hell" playing]

855
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,316
-[Tazz] Wow!
-[Cole] Oh-ho-ho.

856
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,651
-[Tazz] Somebody's in shape.
-[Cole] Somebody's been at the gym.

857
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:01,786
[Tazz] Damn.

858
00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:04,255
[Cole] Mr. McMahon…

859
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:08,559
-[Tazz] Well…
-…he's had it in for this kid, Zach Gowen

860
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:12,930
ever since Zach Gowen and Mr. America
became great friends

861
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:16,667
because Mr. McMahon believes
Mr. America is Hulk Hogan.

862
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,037
[Tazz] Look at the biceps and triceps
on Mr. McMahon.

863
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,840
[indistinct] Mr. McMahon toughened up.

864
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,508
Zach Gowen, does he look nervous to you?

865
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,310
Does Zach look nervous to you?

866
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:29,580
[Cole] Zach Gowen is…
He'll never, ever look nervous to me.

867
00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:32,883
He's been through so much in his life.
I don't know if nervous is the right word.

868
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,885
I understand.
Well, maybe in your opinion he's not.

869
00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:36,787
In my opinion-- I know
the kid's been through a lot.

870
00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:39,223
Zach Gowen, in my opinion,
is nervous right now.

871
00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,092
And Mr. McMahon, he ain't nervous.

872
00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:43,361
He's calm. He's cool.
He's collected.

873
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,463
The boss is in charge.
That kid's nervous, Cole.

874
00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:47,365
-He looks scared to death, actually.
-He does.

875
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:50,268
He's been through hell in his life,
no doubt, but he's nervous.

876
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:52,803
And he should be.

877
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:56,207
[Cole] Yeah, his future hangs
in the balance right here.

878
00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:01,545
[Tazz] Zach Gowen must beat Mr. McMahon
to get a contract on SmackDown,

879
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,747
plain and simple.

880
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:08,886
Well, let me tell you something, brother.

881
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,756
[crowd cheering]

882
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:17,061
Number one, you're in the wrong war zone.

883
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:21,732
This is the red, the white,
and the blue of Orlando, Florida, brother.

884
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,435
[crowd cheering]

885
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,906
And you're definitely
fighting the wrong battle

886
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:34,078
because Hulk Hogan
is sitting at home watching, brother.

887
00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:38,983
And Zach Gowen
is not in your battle sights.

888
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:42,887
The problem you have, brother,
is with Mr. America.

889
00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:45,456
And this is between you and me.

890
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:50,695
So, I suggest you put
that skinny little spaghetti string

891
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,862
up on the table

892
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:57,034
so, I can break it in half
with this 24-inch patriot, brother.

893
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:59,570
[Cole] Mr. America has just challenged
Mr. McMahon.

894
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:00,671
I don't know about spaghetti.

895
00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:03,074
That's one big piece of linguine,
trust me.

896
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,276
[Cole] That's spaghetti?
How big are my arms?

897
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,512
[Tazz] Well, I tell you what, right there,
Mr. America wanting to take on the boss.

898
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:12,350
[crowd chanting] USA! USA! USA!

899
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:17,221
[Cole] "USA" chants have filled
the Orlando Arena here.

900
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,989
Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

901
00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:21,525
You think I'm afraid of you?

902
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,694
Me?

903
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:25,996
I'm Vince McMahon.

904
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:29,166
I've got billion-dollar bicep, pal.

905
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:32,503
[crowd booing]

906
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,038
You wanna take me on?

907
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,574
Your answer is no!

908
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,143
[crowd booing]

909
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,111
No way.

910
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:44,248
No way, because I didn't sign
to arm wrestle you.

911
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:47,952
I signed to arm wrestle
that little kid right there.

912
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,653
[crowd] What?

913
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,155
No.

914
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,390
Now, get out of the ring.

915
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,724
[crowd] What?

916
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:55,493
[Tazz] What's this?

917
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,528
[crowd chatter roaring]

918
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,069
The hell's going on here?

919
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:06,237
I'll tell you what.

920
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:08,372
[inaudible]

921
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,476
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do.

922
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:17,148
[crowd chanting] You suck! You suck!
You suck! You suck! You suck!

923
00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:20,885
You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!

924
00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:23,020
You're telling me Mr. America sucks?

925
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,356
[crowd booing]

926
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,192
I agree with you.
But I'll tell you what, Hogan, you're on.

927
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,095
I'll arm wrestle you und…

928
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,932
Well, gotta be two little stipulations,
though, before we get started.

929
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:38,469
Number one, we're not arm wrestling
for Zach Gowen's contract.

930
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,005
That's between me and Zach Gowen.

931
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:42,139
[crowd] What?

932
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:45,009
And the second stipulation, Hogan,
is not when,

933
00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:48,913
but after I jam your arm down,
after you lose…

934
00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:50,314
[crowd] What?

935
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,982
…you leave the premises, Hogan.

936
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,218
-[crowd] What?
-What do you say?

937
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,686
[crowd] What?

938
00:40:55,753 --> 00:41:00,424
I say, put that skinny little arm
down there, brother.

939
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:01,759
[crowd cheering]

940
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:04,528
[Cole] Well, Mr. America
with a lot on the line here.

941
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,630
Mr. America loses, he's out of the arena.

942
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:07,932
[inaudible]

943
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,002
[Cole] What do you think?

944
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:13,804
If you were an odds maker,
who you betting on?

945
00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:15,706
[Tazz] I don't know.
I don't know who I'd bet on.

946
00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,141
This will be one hell of a…

947
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,309
[crowd chanting] USA!

948
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:20,244
[Tazz] I don't know, Cole. I…

949
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,714
I gotta, you know, all due respect
to the boss, maybe Hogan…

950
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:25,683
No, no, I gotta go with Mr. McMahon.
I don't know.

951
00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,419
McMahon, you will start on my word, "Go."

952
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,587
On your mark…

953
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,455
[Tazz] They're using
their left hands too, Cole.

954
00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:32,690
…get set, go.

955
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,391
-[screams]
-[grunts]

956
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:36,260
[Cole] And we're underway.

957
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,264
[Tazz] It's a stalemate right now.

958
00:41:42,399 --> 00:41:43,234
Oh man.

959
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,270
Mr. McMahon's struggling here.

960
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,843
[Cole] This could be good for Zach Gowen
if Mr. America could wear out Mr. McMahon.

961
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:55,112
[Tazz] Good point,
but look at Mr. America. He's…

962
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,348
What the hell?

963
00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:59,149
[Cole] Having some fun with Mr. McMahon.

964
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:01,085
-Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
-[Cole] Wait a minute.

965
00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:02,386
He's cheating. He's cheating.

966
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:03,888
What are you talking about?

967
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:09,293
Sable, if you so much as lay
a hand on another contestant,

968
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:14,064
I will call this a disqualification
and declare Mr. America the winner.

969
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,066
[Cole] How was Mr. America cheating?

970
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:18,135
I don't know how she's saying cheating.
I don't get it.

971
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,037
[crowd roaring]

972
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,274
I had him, damn it.

973
00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:26,210
You stay out of this. I had him.

974
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,778
Mr. McMahon just told Sable,
"I had him."

975
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:31,916
[Tazz] Well… well… don't know about that.

976
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,386
This time we're gonna do it
with righty, pal.

977
00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:37,054
[Cole] Now we're going to right hands.

978
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,222
[Tazz] I heard.

979
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,692
Come on. Come on.

980
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:44,795
I'm gonna break
that damn right arm in half, brother.

981
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,031
Well, come on, let's try it. Come on.

982
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:53,404
-[Tazz] Here we go.
-Mark, get ready, set, go.

983
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,105
-[screams]
-[Tazz] Oh man.

984
00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:02,379
Mr. McMahon's trying
but he ain't getting far.

985
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,114
-[Cole] Mr. America--
-[screams]

986
00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,550
[Tazz] Well, look, what…
Damn it, Cole.

987
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,752
-[grunts]
-[Tazz] Look.

988
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,754
[grunts]

989
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,960
[Cole] Mr. America's almost got him.

990
00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:17,895
[Tazz] Yeah, somehow just getting it.

991
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:20,030
[Cole] Whoa! Did you see that?

992
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:22,600
Sable just flashed Mr. America.

993
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:25,069
Mr. McMahon won.

994
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:26,937
[Tazz] Whoa!

995
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:28,772
[Cole] Mr. America did what any…

996
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:32,609
anybody would do and looked at Sable
and Mr. McMahon took advantage.

997
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:34,411
[Tazz] Look how speechless.

998
00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:39,383
-Did you see that?
-All right.

999
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,785
Ring announcer, who won this?

1000
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:47,725
[announcer]
Here is your winner, Mr. McMahon.

1001
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,360
[Cole] Oh, give me a break.

1002
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,963
[Tazz] Well, Mr. McMahon
won fair and square, I guess.

1003
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:56,166
That means, Hogan, Hogan…

1004
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,569
[crowd shouting]

1005
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,212
[Cole] Mr. America is furious.

1006
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:09,880
[Tazz] Well, you know the stipulations.

1007
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:10,881
Go ahead.

1008
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:12,783
Go ahead, nail me.

1009
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,051
Go ahead, hit me.

1010
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:16,553
That son of a [bleep]
will never get a shot. Go ahead.

1011
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,821
Go ahead, hit me.

1012
00:44:17,888 --> 00:44:21,492
I'll never let him get a shot ever,
no matter what.

1013
00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,060
He'll never get a contract.

1014
00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:27,064
So, you gonna live up to your word now
and get out of the ring

1015
00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,932
and let this kid have a shot?

1016
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:33,737
Or is Mr. America selfishly going
to get his ass kicked by Mr. McMahon?

1017
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,274
[Cole] Wow!

1018
00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:41,011
Why don't you get out of here

1019
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:44,948
and take the general manager
of SmackDown with you?

1020
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:49,286
[crowd shouting]

1021
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,256
I would suggest you take your leave,
Stephanie.

1022
00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:56,827
And take the loser with you.

1023
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:02,599
And, uh, by the way, just for the record…

1024
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,970
Sable, uh, I would just like to state

1025
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:11,108
that you have the most beautiful set…

1026
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:16,814
the most beautiful set of eyes
I think I've ever seen.

1027
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,783
I thank you very much.

1028
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:23,087
[crowd booing]

1029
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:25,756
Hold the rope for her.

1030
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,028
And thanks for the advice.

1031
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:35,299
[crowd booing]

1032
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,002
Well, now then.

1033
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,007
Looks like it's gonna be

1034
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:47,211
old Zach Gowen and Mr. McMahon, huh?
How 'bout that?

1035
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,013
[crowd jeering]

1036
00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:54,184
Kid, you don't have a prayer
winning this event.

1037
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,820
[crowd booing]

1038
00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,757
Come on, kid, lost your nerve? Come on.

1039
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:01,225
Let's go.

1040
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,094
[crowd buzzing]

1041
00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:08,265
Hell, I'll even take you with my bad arm.

1042
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:11,435
Come on.

1043
00:46:12,503 --> 00:46:15,005
This is only about
your dreams coming true.

1044
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:18,008
You're not getting nervous, are you? Huh?

1045
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,245
All right, come on.

1046
00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:22,513
All right.

1047
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,386
Let's go.

1048
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,657
Come on. Watch him, ref. Watch him, ref.

1049
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,325
[referee mumbles]

1050
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,462
Zach, Mr. McMahon, on "go."

1051
00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:43,033
On your mark, get ready, set, go!

1052
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,968
[laughs]

1053
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:49,306
[Tazz] Oh. Oh, look at this.

1054
00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:52,342
[Cole] Look at this.

1055
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,044
I think Mr. McMahon
could ruin this kid.

1056
00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:56,947
-Eh, he's got him. Mr. McMahon's got him.
-[laughs]

1057
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,151
Oh, we're coming back this way.

1058
00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:02,186
Yeah, we are.

1059
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:06,390
We're coming. Almost. Almost. Almost.

1060
00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:08,258
Oh, whoa-ho-ho!

1061
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:11,428
Hey. Hey, lighten up, kid.

1062
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,330
Hey?

1063
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:16,800
Hey, kid, I said lighten up.

1064
00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,235
He's cheating, Gavin. He's cheating.

1065
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,803
He's cheating!

1066
00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:23,073
[Tazz] Look at this kid go!
Look at this kid go!

1067
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,975
-Come on, Zach!
-Look! Kid's got him.

1068
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:26,276
-Come on, Zach.
-He's got him.

1069
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:28,979
Look at this kid.

1070
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,314
-Oh!
-[Cole] Oh my.

1071
00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:34,084
That is downright despicable.

1072
00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,855
[crowd booing]

1073
00:47:43,393 --> 00:47:44,695
I can't believe this.

1074
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:48,565
[Tazz] Kicked him in that prosthetic leg,
Cole. That was--

1075
00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:51,335
Well, uh… I'd like to say…

1076
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:54,238
I'd like to say good try.

1077
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,640
I'd like to, but…

1078
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:01,979
I guess, maybe, Zach,
you didn't quite make it.

1079
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,948
I'm wondering
what you're thinking right about now.

1080
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:06,083
[crowd] What?

1081
00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:07,217
So, uh…

1082
00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:10,721
you gonna cry, Zach?

1083
00:48:10,787 --> 00:48:13,090
[crowd shouting]

1084
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,591
You gonna cry?

1085
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:18,161
Just 'cause your dreams
went up in smoke, Zach?

1086
00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:20,964
You gonna cry, Zach?

1087
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:23,901
Get out of my ring! Get!

1088
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:26,737
Get the hell out of my ring!

1089
00:48:27,437 --> 00:48:29,473
You don't deserve to be in my ring.

1090
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,942
You never deserved to be in my ring.

1091
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:35,979
I need athletes in here, not some freak.

1092
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,247
Now, get the hell out of here.

1093
00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:40,317
[crowd booing]

1094
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:52,629
[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole!
Asshole! Asshole!

1095
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:59,136
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

1096
00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:04,474
Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

1097
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,745
[crowd booing]

1098
00:49:08,812 --> 00:49:10,080
[Cole] What is wrong with him?

1099
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,951
Zach Gowen's dreams have been crushed.

1100
00:49:15,218 --> 00:49:18,955
Zach Gowen's hopes
of becoming a WWE Superstar

1101
00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:21,224
have gone up in smoke.

1102
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,226
All right. Now hit my music.

1103
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,628
["No Chance in Hell" playing]

1104
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:27,431
[Cole] Mr. McMahon,
I can't believe I saw it.

1105
00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:33,570
Mr. McMahon just kicked Zach Gowen
in his prosthetic leg.

1106
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:40,811
This aspiring one-legged wrestler
is not gonna live his dream.

1107
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:44,614
And now, Mr. McMahon is mocking the kid.

1108
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:49,052
[Tazz] Well, I don't think that bothers
the kid as much as the fact

1109
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,989
that Zach Gowen's dream
has been shattered.

1110
00:49:52,756 --> 00:49:54,925
He's not getting a WWE contract.

1111
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:58,528
Mr. McMahon is cocky,
and pompous, and proud about it.

1112
00:49:58,595 --> 00:50:00,464
[Cole] Zach Gowen had him defeated.

1113
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:03,333
Zach Gowen had
that arm wrestling challenge won,

1114
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,471
and Mr. McMahon kicked him
in that prosthetic leg.

1115
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,840
♪ No chance ♪

1116
00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:16,313
[Cole] It has been a shocking night
in Orlando, Florida.

1117
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,948
Welcome back to SmackDown, everybody.

1118
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,852
And still to come tonight,
the WWE Title is on the line,

1119
00:50:21,918 --> 00:50:24,921
Brock Lesnar defends against The Big Show.

1120
00:50:24,988 --> 00:50:26,423
[Tazz] That's gonna be intense, man.

1121
00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:27,657
[Cole] But moments ago,

1122
00:50:27,724 --> 00:50:32,362
the dreams of once aspiring one-legged
wrestler Zach Gowen were crushed.

1123
00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:36,033
First, Mr. America and Mr. McMahon
in an arm wrestling contest

1124
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:38,368
and Sable paying immediate dividends.

1125
00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:40,237
[Tazz] Well, watch Mr. McMahon here
about to lose

1126
00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:42,506
and then all of a sudden, Sable.

1127
00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:46,109
Mr. America had no choice
but to lose his concentration there.

1128
00:50:46,176 --> 00:50:48,078
-[Cole] Did you see that?
-[Tazz] Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1129
00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:52,115
[Cole] And then Mr. McMahon in trouble,
Zach Gowen battling for his contract,

1130
00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:54,451
left alone in the ring when this happened.

1131
00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:57,354
[Tazz] This was just a despicable act

1132
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,156
by the chairman
of World Wrestling Entertainment,

1133
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,458
Mr. McMahon.
Let's take another look at this.

1134
00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:03,560
I guess we have to. I mean, just…
How do you--

1135
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,796
-[Cole] Cheap shots of all cheap shots.
-[Tazz] Look at this.

1136
00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:09,032
I mean, this young man dreaming
to have a contract here in this company

1137
00:51:09,099 --> 00:51:13,003
and Mr. McMahon just kicking Zach in that
prosthetic,

1138
00:51:13,069 --> 00:51:14,371
forced him to lose his balance.

1139
00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:17,340
[crowd cheering]

1140
00:51:22,712 --> 00:51:25,916
You know, kid, I got two words for you.

1141
00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:29,252
Forget it.

1142
00:51:40,096 --> 00:51:43,300
[Cole] You know, Big Show
better be worried about Brock Lesnar

1143
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:44,267
and not Zach Gowen.

1144
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:46,169
Big Show's got a title match tonight.

1145
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:48,805
["Whatever" by Our Lady Peace playing]

1146
00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:50,140
[bell rings]

1147
00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:54,010
[announcer] The following tag team contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1148
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:56,513
Approaching the ring,
from Edmonton, Alberta,

1149
00:51:56,580 --> 00:52:02,319
weighing in at 229 pounds, Chris Benoit!

1150
00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:03,687
[Cole] I… I'm still in shock.

1151
00:52:03,753 --> 00:52:05,055
[Tazz] Yeah, I know, me too.

1152
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,190
I can't get over what we seen
Mr. McMahon do to that kid.

1153
00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:10,760
[Cole] We've seen Mr. McMahon
do some pretty low and despicable things.

1154
00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:12,829
Nothing ever like that.

1155
00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:14,131
["Tusk" playing]

1156
00:52:14,197 --> 00:52:16,900
[announcer] And his partner,
from Detroit, Michigan,

1157
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:21,304
weighing in at 275 pounds, Rhyno.

1158
00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:22,472
[Cole] Rhyno, of course, from…

1159
00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:25,208
well, what used
to be Hockeytown USA, Detroit,

1160
00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:26,510
Jersey is Hockeytown now.

1161
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,311
Congratulations to the Devils.

1162
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,780
Had to rub it into Rhyno a little.
But what a tag team here.

1163
00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:32,282
That was good.
That was a good rubbing.

1164
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:33,350
That was real funny.

1165
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:34,885
[Cole] Rhyno and Benoit, what a tag team.

1166
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:36,753
[Tazz] They're a great tag team,
no doubt about it.

1167
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,288
Good friends and a lot in common.

1168
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,589
["Toe Jam" playing]

1169
00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,957
[Tazz] These two guys, The Bashams.

1170
00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:45,629
Man, I dig The Bashams.
Cocky little feel to these guys.

1171
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:48,098
[announcer] And making their way
to the ring…

1172
00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:52,269
being accompanied by Shaniqua,

1173
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:57,240
from Columbus, Ohio,
weighing in at 492 pounds,

1174
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:59,376
The Basham Brothers.

1175
00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:01,077
-[Tazz] Wait a minute, Cole.
-[Cole] Shaniqua?

1176
00:53:01,144 --> 00:53:03,613
[Tazz] That's Linda Miles.
What the hell happened to Linda Miles?

1177
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:04,948
She won Tough Enough.

1178
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,850
What the? Shaniqua?

1179
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:10,420
[Cole] Well, she's Shaniqua now,
and decked out in in leather,

1180
00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:12,656
and is that a, uh, a whip?

1181
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,491
[Tazz] You think
that's how she won Tough Enough?

1182
00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:15,859
[Cole] I asked if that was a whip.

1183
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,928
[Tazz] Yeah, I think
it's a riding crop, they call that.

1184
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:19,095
Funny Cide should have had…

1185
00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:21,698
The jockey should have had a bigger one.
He may have won the race.

1186
00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:23,366
[Cole] Keep them in your closet,
don't you?

1187
00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:26,069
[Tazz laughs] Yeah, I got orange whips
in my closet, Cole.

1188
00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:28,138
[Cole] Well, I'd like to know
what this relationship is--

1189
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,806
[Tazz] Actually orange whip.
Orange whip.

1190
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:33,276
I just got that. The orange whip, get it?
That's an ice cream.

1191
00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:36,112
[Cole] Nonetheless, I'd like to know
what Shaniqua's relationship

1192
00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:37,247
is with The Basham Brothers.

1193
00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:39,816
First two weeks they were in the WWE,

1194
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,718
didn't see Shaniqua
accompany them to ringside.

1195
00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:46,623
But nonetheless, it's Rhyno starting
things off here against Doug Basham.

1196
00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:47,557
Come on, Rhyno!

1197
00:53:47,624 --> 00:53:50,961
[Cole] Benoit and Rhyno both former
United States Heavyweight Champions

1198
00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:52,329
and you heard the news earlier…

1199
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:53,496
[Tazz] That's right.

1200
00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:55,298
…that title coming back here
to SmackDown.

1201
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:57,067
-[Tazz] That's big news, man.
-Come on!

1202
00:53:57,133 --> 00:53:59,469
[Tazz] And Rhyno with a big clothesline
on Doug Basham,

1203
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:01,104
with a big right hand to mat.

1204
00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:03,640
[Cole] 275-pounder from Detroit, Michigan

1205
00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,408
takes a knee
to the back from Danny Basham.

1206
00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:07,744
[Tazz] Well, The Man Beast
tough as hell, no doubt.

1207
00:54:07,811 --> 00:54:09,212
[Cole] Oh! Neckbreaker.

1208
00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:11,214
I'll tell you, I've been impressed
with these Bashams.

1209
00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:13,283
Cover, hook to the inside leg,
and a kickout.

1210
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,652
-[grunting]
-Come on!

1211
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,855
[Cole] And Doug Basham
going to work on Rhyno.

1212
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,624
[Tazz] With that tight rear chinlock
in there

1213
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:22,225
with the arm across
the top of the head.

1214
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:23,760
We were talking last week about…

1215
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:26,096
talking to Danny Basham
and how he was a little off his rocker.

1216
00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:27,197
[Tazz] Oh, yeah.

1217
00:54:27,263 --> 00:54:29,065
I had a talk
with Doug Basham in the back today.

1218
00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:31,701
Well, he's not too far away from Danny.

1219
00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:33,703
Doug's a little out there as well.

1220
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,239
[Tazz] You think Shaniqua keeps
these guys in line, Cole?

1221
00:54:36,306 --> 00:54:37,540
[Cole] With that whip, who knows?

1222
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:40,210
-[Shaniqua] Come on!
-[Cole] Look at Rhyno.

1223
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,911
What do you think
she does with that thing?

1224
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:43,313
Cole, we know about your past.

1225
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,548
-Don't start acting, you know--
-[Cole] My past?

1226
00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:47,684
[Tazz] Oh, come on, you little moron.
You're a freak.

1227
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:50,086
Come on, fess up.
We're on TV, tell the world.

1228
00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:52,522
[Cole] She looks great.

1229
00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:54,791
[Tazz] She does. She looks phenomenal.
So does Doug right now.

1230
00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,426
He's got Rhyno run on the ropes here.

1231
00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:58,395
Doug with the right hands to
"The Man Beast" Rhyno.

1232
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,897
Reversal.
Doug Basham whipped into the corner.

1233
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:02,966
Shoulder to the gut.

1234
00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:06,703
Soften up Basham for a possible Gore. Wow!

1235
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:07,804
[Tazz] Big back suplex.

1236
00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:10,073
Man, did you see
when Doug Basham bounced off that mat

1237
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,741
like a rubber ball right there?

1238
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:13,510
[Cole] Rhyno's had a lot taken out of him.

1239
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,212
Trying to get to the corner
to tag his buddy, Benoit.

1240
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,648
Shaniqua looks like
she's getting mad, Cole.

1241
00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,283
[Shaniqua] Come on!

1242
00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,285
[Cole] Rhyno crawling to the corner.

1243
00:55:22,352 --> 00:55:24,554
-The tag to The Rabid Wolverine.
-Wolverine's in the house!

1244
00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:26,456
-Bam!
-[Cole] Danny Basham in.

1245
00:55:26,523 --> 00:55:28,858
They never made a tag,
The Basham Brothers, did they?

1246
00:55:28,925 --> 00:55:30,760
[Tazz] I don't think so. I-- Oof.

1247
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,330
[Cole] Doesn't matter to Benoit,
he's picking apart both Bashams--

1248
00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:35,799
-[Tazz] Big snap suplex.
-[Cole] Wow. Cover.

1249
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:39,069
And Danny Basham saves
the matchup for his team.

1250
00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:41,771
No, wait, tag wasn't made.
Doug Basham still the legal man.

1251
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:44,607
Don't matter. Benoit will hit whatever's
moving, not moving, he don't care.

1252
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,443
Oh, Rhyno, nice double-team move there.

1253
00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:48,144
[Cole] Look at this. Wow!

1254
00:55:48,211 --> 00:55:50,947
[Tazz] Oh, now he's heading over
to a side suplex there.

1255
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,916
[Cole] Rhyno and Benoit
taking it to The Bashams.

1256
00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:54,651
Here's Doug Basham
whipped into the corner.

1257
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:55,919
-Chris Benoit--
-[Tazz] Oh, my God!

1258
00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,587
[Cole] German suplex released.

1259
00:55:57,654 --> 00:56:00,457
[Tazz] Man, what a German
right there by Benoit.

1260
00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:02,025
[Cole] Boy, he landed high, didn't he?

1261
00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:05,829
[Tazz] Well, Wolverine's
going to fly, Cole. Here we go.

1262
00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:07,831
[Cole] Chris Benoit heading up
to the top rope.

1263
00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:09,499
-Hey! Hey!
-[Cole] Check out…

1264
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:12,969
-Look at that,
-Shaniqua distracted Benoit for a moment.

1265
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,271
[Tazz] She grabbed Benoit's ankle
right there.

1266
00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:17,273
-Oh!
-[Cole] Oh! And rolling out of the way.

1267
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:19,676
I think that's all it took, Cole,
that little pull on the foot

1268
00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:21,511
by Shaniqua on Benoit's boot.

1269
00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:24,781
[Cole] It distracted him for a moment,
allowed Basham to regain himself.

1270
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,516
-[Tazz] Whoa!
-[Cole] Look at this. Crossface.

1271
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,218
[Tazz] And it's a crossface right there.

1272
00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:29,853
[Cole] Crossface locked in.

1273
00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:32,756
Will Doug Basham tap out to the crossface?

1274
00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:35,525
[Tazz] Doug Basham ain't gonna have
an option but to t-- What the hell?

1275
00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:37,293
And Danny with the kicks
to the back of the neck,

1276
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,828
forces Benoit to release the crossface.

1277
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,497
Rhyno back into the ring as well.

1278
00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:41,564
[Tazz] Well, like it or not,

1279
00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:44,567
good move by Danny Basham
to save his partner and brother. Oh!

1280
00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:47,537
[Cole] This matchup has broken down.
All four men are in the ring.

1281
00:56:48,204 --> 00:56:50,406
[Tazz] Well, Hebner is trying
to get some control,

1282
00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:52,709
but there's Shaniqua on the… on the apron.

1283
00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,544
[Cole] Rhyno just cracked his partner.

1284
00:56:55,945 --> 00:56:56,880
Oh, and look at that.

1285
00:56:56,946 --> 00:57:00,717
Here's the cover, hook of the leg.
The Bashams steal it.

1286
00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:02,118
-[Tazz] Whoa!
-[bell rings]

1287
00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:04,988
[Cole] Rhyno inadvertently struck Benoit,
The Bashams steal one.

1288
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:08,158
[announcer] Here are your winners,
The Basham Brothers.

1289
00:57:08,224 --> 00:57:09,626
[Tazz] I'll tell you, from where I sit,

1290
00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:13,263
that's a big-time upset
and a humungous win for The Bashams.

1291
00:57:13,329 --> 00:57:16,266
[Cole] But for the second time
in-in two weeks,

1292
00:57:16,332 --> 00:57:19,936
Rhyno has cost Benoit a matchup
by inadvertently striking him.

1293
00:57:20,003 --> 00:57:22,505
And Benoit is not happy.

1294
00:57:24,507 --> 00:57:27,343
But you're right.
What a huge win for The Bashams.

1295
00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:28,812
[Tazz] Well, Benoit ain't happy.

1296
00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:29,746
[inaudible]

1297
00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:32,148
[Tazz] Look at this. Explosion right here.

1298
00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:34,184
[Cole] Friends are nose to nose.

1299
00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:37,053
Moments ago, a huge win
for The Basham Brothers.

1300
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:42,625
A strange sequence, as Shaniqua,
well, distracted Benoit for just a moment.

1301
00:57:42,692 --> 00:57:45,328
[Tazz] Just enough-just enough
of a moment for her man

1302
00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:46,462
to get out of the way here.

1303
00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:49,199
Wanted The Basham Brothers
to move for that big headbutt,

1304
00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:50,867
but then, right here, just…

1305
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:54,337
You'll see in a moment where Rhyno just…

1306
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:56,606
Benoit's going
for a German suplex, then bingo,

1307
00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,675
Rhyno accidentally
just clocking Chris Benoit.

1308
00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,478
[Cole] Yeah, second time in a week
Rhyno inadvertently hit his buddy.

1309
00:58:01,544 --> 00:58:02,445
If Benoit and Rhyno…

1310
00:58:02,512 --> 00:58:05,081
Wait a minute. We're being told
there's something going on in the back.

1311
00:58:07,817 --> 00:58:09,052
-Explain yourself.
-Explain myself?

1312
00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:11,554
-Explain yourself. Two times.
-I made a mistake, Chris.

1313
00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:14,057
-Two times, two weeks in a row.
-Yeah, Chris, I made a mistake.

1314
00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:16,526
-What the hell is that about?
-I didn't mean to hit you.

1315
00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:19,863
If I meant to hit you, I'd punch you
right in the nose right now.

1316
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,264
I'm supposed to trust you.

1317
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,966
You're supposed to trust me.
I didn't mean it.

1318
00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:24,601
You're supposed to have my back out there.

1319
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,035
Look in my eyes, Chris.

1320
00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:27,604
Look in my eyes. I respect you.

1321
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,339
Everything we've been through. Together.

1322
00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:31,574
You need to look in your own eyes.

1323
00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:34,611
[grunts]

1324
00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:36,579
[Cole] Wow!

1325
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,615
[Tazz] That's heavy, man.

1326
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,850
["Basic Thuganomics" by John Cena
and Tha Trademarc playing]

1327
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:42,919
[crowd cheering]

1328
00:58:42,986 --> 00:58:44,220
Word life!

1329
00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,023
[bell rings]

1330
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:49,993
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1331
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:53,229
Approaching the ring,
from West Newbury, Massachusetts,

1332
00:58:53,296 --> 00:58:58,535
weighing in at 248 pounds, John Cena.

1333
00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:06,276
And from Japan,
weighing in at 280 pounds, Funaki.

1334
00:59:08,678 --> 00:59:11,314
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

1335
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:12,215
Yo…

1336
00:59:14,117 --> 00:59:18,388
I'm that ill cat with more cork
in his bat than Sammy Sosa.

1337
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,523
[crowd cheering]

1338
00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:24,027
I'm too ghetto for merchandise,
so kids make they own posters.

1339
00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:28,998
Orlando fans are in the stands
throwing up them double hands.

1340
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:33,636
After the show, Michael Cole's
going to chase some boy bands.

1341
00:59:33,703 --> 00:59:35,004
[crowd cheering]

1342
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:36,239
[Cole] That's nice, John.

1343
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,374
And, Tazz, Tazz, calm down your man.

1344
00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:40,843
You got to tell him to slow down.

1345
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:45,515
He's got them weird posters of NSYNC
and he's fallen in love with O-Town.

1346
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,750
-[crowd exclaiming]
-[Tazz laughing]

1347
00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:50,520
Funaki-san, reconsider.

1348
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,189
I'm more than you can handle, bro.

1349
00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:56,893
I'll cut your two-tone mullet
and kick you dead in the camel toe.

1350
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,796
-[crowd cheering]
-[Tazz laughing]

1351
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:00,930
You… Hey.

1352
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:02,699
You should go back to announcing.

1353
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:05,101
This whole match is a waste, man.

1354
01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:06,436
I don't need to wrestle you.

1355
01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:08,671
You're choking yourself
with your waistband.

1356
01:00:10,506 --> 01:00:13,776
I ain't from Orlando,
but I got the magic stick.

1357
01:00:13,843 --> 01:00:17,380
That means I'll represent your city
when I grab my…

1358
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,215
[crowd yelling]

1359
01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:21,217
[Cole] Come on. I'm Shoelace.

1360
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,418
[Tazz] Yeah, well, Cena thinks

1361
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:25,655
your, uh, knot's a little loose there,
Shoelace.

1362
01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:27,924
♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ [laughs]

1363
01:00:28,658 --> 01:00:30,426
-[Cole] That was great.
-[Tazz laughs]

1364
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,063
What up, dawg?

1365
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,167
Hold on, please.
Hold on, please. Shh, shh, shh.

1366
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:44,240
U-G-L-Y,

1367
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,710
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

1368
01:00:47,777 --> 01:00:51,981
Yo, yo, you ugly!
Yo, yo, you ugly!

1369
01:00:52,048 --> 01:00:53,983
Yo, yo, you ugly. Yo.

1370
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,451
[Tazz] What's "o-we"? What is that?

1371
01:00:55,518 --> 01:00:56,352
[Cole] Ugly!

1372
01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:58,688
[Tazz] No, he said "o-we."
"O-we." What's "o-we"?

1373
01:00:58,755 --> 01:00:59,856
[Cole] He's got an accent.

1374
01:00:59,922 --> 01:01:02,291
-[Tazz laughs] He's a robot.
-[bell rings]

1375
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,663
[Cole] Oh! It's not wise to tick off Cena.

1376
01:01:06,729 --> 01:01:08,965
-[Tazz] Three times over.
-[Cole] I'm still upset.

1377
01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:12,669
I thought John Cena and I were down,
and we were boys. I mean, I'm Shoelace.

1378
01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:14,904
-He didn't get that.
-[Tazz] Oh, Shoelace, all right.

1379
01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:17,573
[Cole] Oh! And what a shot to the face
by Funaki.

1380
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,176
John Cena may have
underestimated Funaki here.

1381
01:01:20,243 --> 01:01:24,580
Right hand and Funaki
has Cena reeling, or had Cena reeling.

1382
01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:25,982
-[Tazz] Uh-oh. Wow!
-[Cole] Oh!

1383
01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:28,351
And here's John Cena
with the elbows to Funaki.

1384
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:31,120
And with all due respect to Funaki,
this is a little bit of a mismatch.

1385
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:33,856
Mismatch, John Cena, too strong right now.

1386
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,159
-[Cole] Look at this.
-[Tazz] Here comes the F-U right here.

1387
01:01:36,225 --> 01:01:39,896
[inaudible].
Check this out. Bam!

1388
01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:42,098
[Cole] And connects the F-U!
Hook of the leg.

1389
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:45,401
-Two, three!
-[Cole] John Cena picks up the win.

1390
01:01:45,468 --> 01:01:47,036
[Tazz] No broke [inaudible].

1391
01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:50,907
[announcer] Here is your winner,
John Cena.

1392
01:01:50,973 --> 01:01:55,845
[Cole] Well, you know, Tazz,
you can't spell Funaki without F-U.

1393
01:01:55,912 --> 01:02:00,416
[Tazz] That's really good, Shoelace.
That's… [laughs]

1394
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:03,419
[Cole] A lesson learned tonight.
Moral of the story:

1395
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:07,557
Don't mock John Cena.
As we take a look at this ferocious shot.

1396
01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:09,659
[Tazz splutters, mutters]

1397
01:02:09,725 --> 01:02:12,228
You like a [inaudible].
What the hell was that?

1398
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,965
[Cole] And then the F-U
delivered to Funaki.

1399
01:02:16,032 --> 01:02:17,533
[Tazz] Big-time impact right there.

1400
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,803
Big-time move by big-time player
John Cena.

1401
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:23,139
[Cole] Why are all these rappers
so angry all the time?

1402
01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:25,508
[Tazz] Well, he's not that angry.

1403
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:26,642
[Cole] He's not?

1404
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:30,480
-And there is Kurt Angle.
-[Tazz] Whoa-ho!

1405
01:02:30,546 --> 01:02:32,482
[Cole] Kurt Angle is back.

1406
01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:34,784
[Tazz] Gold medals are looking shiny.

1407
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:37,053
Kurt's on his way to the ring, I guess.

1408
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,921
Maybe Kurt's got a statement, Cole.

1409
01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:43,593
[funky horn music playing]

1410
01:02:43,659 --> 01:02:45,862
[announcer] And now,
the Extreme Blast of the Night,

1411
01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:48,164
lit by JVC's Tower of Power,

1412
01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:50,900
cranked by 540 watts
of turbo-charged sound,

1413
01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:54,337
dual 8'' subs, five-disc CD player,
and MP3 playback.

1414
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:57,640
The only system
that deserves a warning label.

1415
01:02:57,707 --> 01:02:59,542
Brock, when I was laid up
in the hospital,

1416
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,012
all the phone calls from you
were being a genuine friend, Brock.

1417
01:03:03,079 --> 01:03:04,480
I just wanna say one thing.

1418
01:03:04,547 --> 01:03:05,681
Thank you.

1419
01:03:05,748 --> 01:03:06,883
But just for the record,

1420
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,751
I wouldn't doubt
if The Big Show beat you

1421
01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:11,354
for the WWE Title right here on SmackDown.

1422
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,890
When I beat Big Show next week,

1423
01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:16,659
if you want a shot at this title,
I say it's on.

1424
01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:19,061
[announcer]
The Tower of Power by JVC.

1425
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:21,664
Real logic. Real turbo. Real loud.

1426
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,034
["Medal" playing]

1427
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:26,936
[crowd cheering]

1428
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:35,812
[crowd] ♪ You suck ♪

1429
01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:38,347
♪ You suck ♪

1430
01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:41,417
[popping explosions]

1431
01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,186
♪ You suck ♪

1432
01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:45,054
♪ You suck ♪

1433
01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:50,393
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Kurt Angle!

1434
01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:52,461
[Cole] You know, Tazz, later tonight,

1435
01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:55,998
Brock Lesnar and Big Show
meet for the WWE Title.

1436
01:03:56,065 --> 01:03:58,134
Kurt Angle will face the winner.

1437
01:03:58,201 --> 01:04:02,505
As Angle makes his triumphant return
from neck surgery.

1438
01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:06,809
[Tazz] Kurt Angle looks phenomenal
coming back from that neck surgery.

1439
01:04:06,876 --> 01:04:09,212
Great comeback last week to SmackDown.

1440
01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:12,081
A great homecoming
for the only Olympic gold medalist

1441
01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:14,483
in WWE history, Kurt Angle.

1442
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:17,854
[crowd cheering]

1443
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:21,891
Thank you.

1444
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,994
[crowd cheering]

1445
01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:30,299
[crowd chanting] Angle! Angle!
Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle!

1446
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:34,904
Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle!

1447
01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:39,542
You guys have no idea
how great it felt to come back last week.

1448
01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:42,044
[crowd cheering]

1449
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,250
And as much as I was looking forward
to coming back last week…

1450
01:04:47,316 --> 01:04:48,618
[crowd] What?

1451
01:04:48,684 --> 01:04:50,686
…I'm looking forward even more…

1452
01:04:50,753 --> 01:04:51,988
[crowd] What?

1453
01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:53,356
…to the big matchup tonight

1454
01:04:53,422 --> 01:04:56,826
between Brock Lesnar and The Big Show
for the WWE Championship.

1455
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,895
[crowd cheering]

1456
01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:02,899
Because last week, I issued a challenge

1457
01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:04,467
to the winner of that match.

1458
01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:05,801
[crowd] What?

1459
01:05:06,802 --> 01:05:08,404
So, your Olympic hero…

1460
01:05:08,471 --> 01:05:09,872
[crowd] What?

1461
01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:12,408
It's not gonna take too long
for your Olympic hero

1462
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:15,211
to have championship gold
around his waist once again.

1463
01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:18,648
[crowd cheering]

1464
01:05:21,350 --> 01:05:25,721
And tonight, I'm here to talk
about some unfinished business.

1465
01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:27,123
[crowd] What?

1466
01:05:28,424 --> 01:05:33,095
Shelton Benjamin,
Charlie Haas, Team Angle,

1467
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,865
I want you to come out here right now.
We need to talk.

1468
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,434
[crowd booing]

1469
01:05:39,702 --> 01:05:40,803
["Medal" playing]

1470
01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:42,738
[Cole] Well, this should be good.

1471
01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:46,175
[Tazz] Well, last week
Team Angle called in sick.

1472
01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:47,143
They called in sick.

1473
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:49,312
-I've never heard such a thing and…
-[Tazz] Yeah.

1474
01:05:49,378 --> 01:05:53,683
[Cole] …they called in sick on the day
Kurt Angle returned to the WWE.

1475
01:05:53,749 --> 01:05:55,384
[crowd] ♪ You suck ♪

1476
01:05:56,252 --> 01:05:57,787
♪ You suck ♪

1477
01:05:58,454 --> 01:05:59,455
♪ You suck ♪

1478
01:05:59,522 --> 01:06:02,525
[Tazz] Well, Haas and Benjamin, uh,
they're kind of dejected.

1479
01:06:02,591 --> 01:06:04,794
They look like they're going
to the principal's office,

1480
01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:05,861
if you know what I'm saying.

1481
01:06:05,928 --> 01:06:11,500
[Cole] Well, the fans chanting "you suck"
mean it directed at Team Angle.

1482
01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:14,470
[Tazz] Well, you don't know that.
How can you say that? How do you…

1483
01:06:14,537 --> 01:06:15,538
[Cole] I can feel it.

1484
01:06:15,604 --> 01:06:17,239
[Tazz] I guess Kurt's a forgiving captain.

1485
01:06:20,276 --> 01:06:22,278
[crowd cheering]

1486
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:25,948
It's good to see you guys.

1487
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:31,387
You know, guys,
I understand why you didn't call me

1488
01:06:31,454 --> 01:06:34,423
when I was in the hospital having surgery.

1489
01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:36,459
[Cole] They didn't call?

1490
01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:40,496
I mean, you're athletes,
world-class athletes.

1491
01:06:42,131 --> 01:06:43,733
But what I don't get

1492
01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:47,136
is last week in my big return…

1493
01:06:47,203 --> 01:06:48,304
[crowd] What?

1494
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,072
…you guys were nowhere to be found.

1495
01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:51,073
[crowd] What?

1496
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:53,542
I mean, where the heck were you guys?

1497
01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:54,977
[crowd] What?

1498
01:06:55,044 --> 01:06:56,545
You call in sick?

1499
01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:57,880
[crowd] What?

1500
01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,048
We were sick, Kurt.

1501
01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:00,750
We were sick.

1502
01:07:00,816 --> 01:07:02,952
[crowd booing]

1503
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,688
[Cole] Both of them?

1504
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:06,856
Yeah, we were sick.

1505
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:09,525
[Tazz] Well, they're a team, Cole.
I mean, they'd stick together, I guess.

1506
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,927
-Sick of being in your shadow.
-[Tazz] Oh!

1507
01:07:11,994 --> 01:07:13,796
[crowd booing]

1508
01:07:14,430 --> 01:07:16,565
We're supposed to be a team, Kurt.

1509
01:07:17,266 --> 01:07:19,435
But all you can think about is yourself.

1510
01:07:22,071 --> 01:07:25,674
I mean, it's because of you that
we lost our titles in the first place.

1511
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:28,010
[crowd booing]

1512
01:07:28,911 --> 01:07:32,048
Where were you when we had to defend
our titles in a ladder match?

1513
01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:34,116
A ladder match, Kurt.

1514
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:39,588
Where were you when we come out here
night after night after night,

1515
01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,891
fighting to keep your name alive?

1516
01:07:41,957 --> 01:07:44,293
-[crowd booing]
-Yeah, where were you?

1517
01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:46,195
You weren't there for us, Kurt.

1518
01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:48,597
You let us down.

1519
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:51,333
-And I, for one, think that you--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1520
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,469
Hold on a second.

1521
01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:55,738
[crowd shouting]

1522
01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:57,206
I think I'm sick too.

1523
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:03,279
Sick of hearing you guys
go from world-class athletes

1524
01:08:03,345 --> 01:08:05,648
to world-class whining little [bleep].

1525
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:06,715
[crowd cheering]

1526
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:07,850
There!

1527
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,091
Was I gone that long?

1528
01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:16,992
You're supposed to be Team Angle.

1529
01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:20,095
Team Angle!

1530
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:23,332
Not "Team Wahh-ngle."

1531
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,603
Come on, guys.

1532
01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:30,639
You have a setback,
you look for an opportunity,

1533
01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:32,308
and you get the job done,
it's that simple.

1534
01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:37,847
So, what we need to do
is we need to sit down

1535
01:08:37,913 --> 01:08:39,181
and discuss our options,

1536
01:08:39,882 --> 01:08:42,485
and figure out how you're gonna win
the Tag Team Titles back.

1537
01:08:42,551 --> 01:08:43,452
All right? Now, let's go.

1538
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Kurt.

1539
01:08:48,224 --> 01:08:51,560
You know, it seems that you've
been doing a lot of talking lately.

1540
01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:54,897
As a matter of fact,
you're all talk and no action.

1541
01:08:55,531 --> 01:08:58,000
Let's go back to WrestleMania XIX,

1542
01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:01,737
Brock Lesnar versus Kurt Angle
for the WWE Championship.

1543
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:05,608
The outcome? You lost,
and you broke your neck.

1544
01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:10,913
Shelton and I, we were victorious
at WrestleMania XIX.

1545
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,916
And hell, we've both faced
Brock Lesnar before,

1546
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,718
but we haven't broken our necks.

1547
01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:20,789
Kurt, you taught us
one thing as a team,

1548
01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:22,992
that you're only as strong
as your captain.

1549
01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:26,228
Well, you're not our captain anymore.

1550
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:27,963
You're a loser!

1551
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,431
[crowd booing]

1552
01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:30,533
[Tazz] Oh.

1553
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:34,103
We're tired of your speeches,
we're tired of your advice,

1554
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:37,106
and we're tired of every one
of these people chanting "You suck"

1555
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,642
every time we walk out of here.

1556
01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,878
[crowd chanting] You suck!
You suck! You suck!

1557
01:09:42,945 --> 01:09:46,982
You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!

1558
01:09:47,049 --> 01:09:50,019
You suck! You suck! You suck!

1559
01:09:50,085 --> 01:09:53,255
You're tired of these people
chanting "You suck"?

1560
01:09:53,322 --> 01:09:54,390
[Haas] I'm tired of it.

1561
01:09:56,058 --> 01:09:57,626
Let me tell you something, Charlie.

1562
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:02,064
You don't deserve to hear these people
chant "You suck."

1563
01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:04,867
[crowd cheering]

1564
01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:07,736
Do you have any idea

1565
01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:11,373
why these people chant "You suck"
to me every night?

1566
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:12,274
Why?

1567
01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:15,811
For one reason and one reason only.

1568
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:17,580
[crowd] You suck!

1569
01:10:17,646 --> 01:10:19,281
I earned it.

1570
01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:21,350
-[crowd cheering]
-[Cole laughing]

1571
01:10:22,618 --> 01:10:28,090
Four years in the WWE,
winning title after title,

1572
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:29,892
I earned that right.

1573
01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:34,863
So, if you want to break up Team Angle,
that's fine with me--

1574
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:36,799
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.

1575
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,501
We're not talking about
breaking up Team Angle, Kurt.

1576
01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:43,072
Hell, Team Angle hasn't even begun
to scrape the tip of the iceberg.

1577
01:10:44,373 --> 01:10:48,043
We just feel that we need
a change in leadership.

1578
01:10:49,211 --> 01:10:54,283
So, Shelton and I have come down here
to vote ourselves as co-captains.

1579
01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:58,420
-[Tazz] Co-captains?
-Now, Kurt, you're still in Team Angle.

1580
01:10:58,487 --> 01:11:01,056
It's just now we're your leader.

1581
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:04,159
[crowd buzzing]

1582
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,196
[indistinct chatter]

1583
01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:13,902
Well, as founder of Team Angle…

1584
01:11:13,969 --> 01:11:15,204
I am the founder, right?

1585
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:16,772
Right.

1586
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:21,777
And since I'm the founder,
I'm the head of making decisions, right?

1587
01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:22,678
For now.

1588
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:29,485
Well, on behalf of Team Angle,
Charlie, you're out of here!

1589
01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:31,553
[crowd cheering]

1590
01:11:32,588 --> 01:11:34,590
-[Cole] Kurt Angle--
-You can't kick him out.

1591
01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,659
-All right. You're out of here.
-What?

1592
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:38,127
[Tazz] Oh man!

1593
01:11:38,193 --> 01:11:40,029
You're both out of here.

1594
01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:42,398
[Tazz] What the hell?
He's kicking the dirt on them.

1595
01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:44,566
Are you kidding me?

1596
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:45,768
Are you kidding me?

1597
01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,303
-Let's go!
-Are you kidding me?

1598
01:11:47,369 --> 01:11:49,338
-You can't throw us outta here!
-You can't throw us out!

1599
01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:50,906
-This is ours!
-We started this shit!

1600
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:56,111
[crowd chanting] Angle!
Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle!

1601
01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:59,081
Angle! Angle! Angle! Angle!

1602
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,716
Angle! Angle!

1603
01:12:00,783 --> 01:12:02,985
Oh, you don't like the "You suck" chant?

1604
01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:05,287
Well, I have a new tune for you.

1605
01:12:05,354 --> 01:12:09,491
♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪

1606
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,827
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

1607
01:12:11,894 --> 01:12:13,796
-♪ Goodbye ♪
-Shut up.

1608
01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:18,300
♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪

1609
01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:21,870
♪ Hey, hey, hey, goodbye ♪

1610
01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:24,540
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪

1611
01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:26,675
♪ Kiss my ass ♪

1612
01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:28,377
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

1613
01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:30,379
♪ Kiss my ass ♪

1614
01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,681
["Medal" playing]

1615
01:12:32,748 --> 01:12:34,917
[Cole] Kurt Angle
has just fired Team Angle.

1616
01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:40,589
[Tazz] Well, they… Haas and Benjamin
pushed Kurt Angle too far

1617
01:12:40,656 --> 01:12:43,959
and Kurt Angle said, "Hasta la vista."

1618
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:45,527
"Kiss my ass while you're at it."

1619
01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:47,196
[Cole] Well, one thing is for sure.

1620
01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:48,731
Kurt Angle is no loser

1621
01:12:48,797 --> 01:12:51,266
like Shelton Benjamin
and Charlie Haas claim.

1622
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:53,936
[Tazz] Yeah, and he earned
those "You suck" chants too, Cole.

1623
01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:58,774
[Cole] Well, ladies and gentlemen,
coming up in moments, Brock Lesnar,

1624
01:12:58,841 --> 01:13:00,876
The Big Show for the title.

1625
01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:04,012
[Tazz] Well, it's not often that Lesnar
gives up size in a match.

1626
01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:07,349
But if… As you can see by looking
at the numbers, The Big Show,

1627
01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:10,085
The Big Show is the larger athlete.

1628
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:12,821
Brock Lesnar is gonna have
his hands full here in this one

1629
01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:14,656
and the championship is on the line.

1630
01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:17,226
[Cole] Lesnar, Big Show
for the title tonight!

1631
01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:21,864
Ladies and gentlemen,
during the commercial, breaking news.

1632
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:24,133
Kurt Angle confronted
by Haas and Benjamin.

1633
01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:26,335
Kurt, let's rethink this.

1634
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,937
Come on. We got to keep
Team Angle together.

1635
01:13:29,004 --> 01:13:30,472
Did you guys not hear me before?

1636
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:32,508
You blew it. It's over.

1637
01:13:33,609 --> 01:13:35,077
[Cole] Well, Tazz, Haas and Benjamin

1638
01:13:35,144 --> 01:13:38,113
not taking lightly the fact
they were basically fired.

1639
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,082
[Tazz] Oh yeah, no doubt about it.

1640
01:13:40,149 --> 01:13:43,419
-Haas and Benjamin just ambushing…
-Take Team Angle and shove it!

1641
01:13:43,485 --> 01:13:46,722
[Tazz] …jumping Kurt Angle,
saying, "Shove Team Angle."

1642
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,762
Team Angle with absolutely no respect.

1643
01:13:53,829 --> 01:13:55,798
I mean, you get fired,
is that how you treat your boss?

1644
01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:57,065
You go around beating him up?

1645
01:13:57,132 --> 01:13:59,001
Well, yeah. I did in the past.

1646
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:01,570
Well, nonetheless, Kurt Angle,
of course, ambushed by Team Angle.

1647
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,107
And Kurt Angle has a vested interest,
remember, in our next matchup.

1648
01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:08,544
It's Big Show and Brock Lesnar
with the WWE Title on the line.

1649
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:09,812
Kurt Angle gets the winner.

1650
01:14:09,878 --> 01:14:12,247
["Big" playing]
♪ Well, it's The Big Show ♪

1651
01:14:12,314 --> 01:14:13,382
[Tazz] Whoa!

1652
01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,652
[Cole] Big Show is looking to become

1653
01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:21,190
a three-time WWE Champion tonight.

1654
01:14:22,257 --> 01:14:23,325
[bell rings]

1655
01:14:23,392 --> 01:14:26,161
[announcer] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall

1656
01:14:26,228 --> 01:14:29,498
and it is for the WWE Championship.

1657
01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:34,469
Introducing the challenger,
weighing in at 500 pounds,

1658
01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:37,306
The Big Show.

1659
01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:40,342
[Cole] The Big Show
with a huge opportunity.

1660
01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:46,548
It's Big Show versus Brock Lesnar
for the WWE Title, next.

1661
01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:50,519
Can The Big Show beat Brock Lesnar again?

1662
01:14:50,586 --> 01:14:55,691
Can Big Show win the WWE Title?
We'll find out right now.

1663
01:14:55,757 --> 01:14:57,693
["Next Big Thing" playing]

1664
01:14:57,759 --> 01:15:00,362
[Tazz] Well, here comes the pain.

1665
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,133
[announcer] And from
Minneapolis, Minnesota,

1666
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,403
weighing in at 295 pounds,

1667
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:14,009
it's the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar.

1668
01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:18,747
[Cole] It is eerie how confident
Brock Lesnar has been all day.

1669
01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:21,116
He's been focused. Lesnar is loose.

1670
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:23,085
-He's ready to go.
-[Tazz] Yeah.

1671
01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:26,788
As you pointed out earlier in the show,
Cole, how confident should--

1672
01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:28,123
Whoa!

1673
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:32,194
How confident real--
should Brock Lesnar really be though?

1674
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:36,031
Brock Lesnar's got to get in there
right now with The Big Show.

1675
01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:38,467
The Big Show, as you pointed out
earlier in the show too,

1676
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,536
might have Brock's number.

1677
01:15:40,602 --> 01:15:41,803
[Cole] Well, who will be champion

1678
01:15:41,870 --> 01:15:44,506
when SmackDown
comes to San Antonio next week?

1679
01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,442
[Tazz] Well, the Lone Star State,

1680
01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:50,112
SmackDown, the 200th episode,
ain't that right, Cole?

1681
01:15:50,178 --> 01:15:53,549
[Cole] That's right. And don't forget,
Big Show's got a pretty good possibility

1682
01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:54,550
to win the title.

1683
01:15:54,616 --> 01:15:56,919
He owns two pinfall victories
over Brock Lesnar.

1684
01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,488
[Tazz mutters] Whoa!

1685
01:15:59,554 --> 01:16:01,924
Look at Brock Lesnar
driving the big man into the corner,

1686
01:16:01,990 --> 01:16:03,158
and big shoulders of the champ.

1687
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,994
[Tazz] By any means necessary.
That's why Brock's the champion.

1688
01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:08,230
-[Cole] Oh!
-[Tazz] Do what you got to do in there.

1689
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:11,199
[Cole] Quick cover, quick hook of the leg,
Big Show going for the quick cover.

1690
01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:13,502
Hopefully he had stunned Lesnar
for just a moment.

1691
01:16:13,568 --> 01:16:14,636
[Tazz] Very smart.

1692
01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:17,306
Put that big massive body weight
across the champion's chest.

1693
01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:19,107
Look at this.
Trying to go for a belly-to-belly.

1694
01:16:19,174 --> 01:16:20,509
And Big Show with that big noggin.

1695
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,577
-A headbutt.
-A headbutt.

1696
01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:22,611
A headbutt to…

1697
01:16:22,678 --> 01:16:25,047
Headbutt to get out of that body lock
right there of Lesnar.

1698
01:16:25,113 --> 01:16:28,150
[Cole] And if he's able to, we don't know
the condition of Kurt Angle, but…

1699
01:16:28,216 --> 01:16:29,151
[Tazz] Oh!

1700
01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:31,453
[Cole] …if he's able to,
Angle's gonna be watching this matchup.

1701
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,423
Kurt Angle, as it stands right now,
gets the winner,

1702
01:16:34,489 --> 01:16:37,092
either Big Show
or Brock Lesnar, for the title.

1703
01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:39,027
[Tazz] Listen to-- What-- Listen.

1704
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:40,762
-[Cole] Oh!
-[Tazz] Oh my God.

1705
01:16:42,030 --> 01:16:44,833
[Cole] His palms are huge.
They're about the size of my head.

1706
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,802
[Tazz] You can't explain that, man,
to people sitting

1707
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:48,170
that never met The Big Show.

1708
01:16:48,236 --> 01:16:50,739
Ladies and gentlemen, you see
The Big Show up close and personal,

1709
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:52,140
trust me, he's a monster.

1710
01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:54,276
He's a freak with those big paws.

1711
01:16:54,343 --> 01:16:56,511
They get the opportunity
to see Big Show and Brock Lesnar

1712
01:16:56,578 --> 01:17:01,183
up close and personal in Odessa,
Lubbock, Corpus Christi, San Antonio

1713
01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:02,718
over the next few days in Texas.

1714
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,953
And look at Big Show up over the top rope.

1715
01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,588
Dropped to the floor below.

1716
01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:08,790
The champion is in control.

1717
01:17:08,857 --> 01:17:09,825
[Tazz] Well, poise.

1718
01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:13,962
Right there, that's poise by Brock Lesnar
waiting for Big Show to make a mistake.

1719
01:17:14,029 --> 01:17:16,231
Big Show a little overzealous
right there and got caught.

1720
01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,601
It hurt The Big Show by getting-- throwing
himself over the top rope right there.

1721
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:20,869
-Got to ask you a question.
-What?

1722
01:17:20,936 --> 01:17:22,604
[Cole] You think it's a mistake
by the champion

1723
01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:24,473
to come out
and go on the attack of Big Show?

1724
01:17:24,539 --> 01:17:25,674
[Tazz] No, I don't think…

1725
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:28,143
Everybody says,
"You only win the match in the ring."

1726
01:17:28,210 --> 01:17:29,277
That's a bunch of BS.

1727
01:17:29,344 --> 01:17:32,247
Let me tell you something, you get some
licks on the guy on the outside,

1728
01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:34,016
beat him down a little bit, soften him up,

1729
01:17:34,082 --> 01:17:35,984
that's how you win a match.
Then get them in the ring.

1730
01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:37,719
[Cole] Well, there is the mistake.

1731
01:17:37,786 --> 01:17:40,989
Brock Lesnar driven into the steel steps.

1732
01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:43,525
And Big Show…

1733
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:47,195
-Slow…
-[Tazz] Oh man. Oh man.

1734
01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:49,498
-[Cole] Big Show.
-[Tazz] Bad intentions.

1735
01:17:49,564 --> 01:17:51,767
[Cole] And look it, back into the ring
to break up the count.

1736
01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,635
[Tazz] Smart, smart, very smart.

1737
01:17:53,702 --> 01:17:56,371
Bad intentions on The Big Show's mind,
that's for damn sure.

1738
01:17:56,438 --> 01:17:58,940
[Cole] Well, Big Show realizes
he can't win the title outside the ring.

1739
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:02,144
He's got to either make
the champion submit or pin Brock Lesnar.

1740
01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:04,579
Big Show tossing the champion
back in the ring.

1741
01:18:04,646 --> 01:18:07,315
It's all about the title
here tonight for The Big Show.

1742
01:18:07,382 --> 01:18:08,917
[crowd chanting]

1743
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,119
-[Tazz] Ooh.
-Brock Lesnar, shot to the midsection.

1744
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:14,589
These two big clydesdales
writing another chapter

1745
01:18:14,656 --> 01:18:15,791
in this storied history tonight.

1746
01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:18,226
-[Tazz] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
-[Cole] Look out Brock Lesnar.

1747
01:18:18,293 --> 01:18:20,095
-[Tazz] Side slam!
-[Cole] Sidewalk slam.

1748
01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:21,396
-[Tazz] That's a big--
-Cover.

1749
01:18:21,463 --> 01:18:25,467
Hook of the leg, shoulders down
and Brock Lesnar kicks out.

1750
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,302
[Tazz] Sidewalk slam
by an average wrestler

1751
01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:28,570
is about a three-foot drop.

1752
01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:31,039
By a man the size of Big Show's size,

1753
01:18:31,106 --> 01:18:33,775
it's about a six-foot drop
and it hurts like hell.

1754
01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:35,944
[Cole] You got to ask the question,
how does Brock Lesnar

1755
01:18:36,011 --> 01:18:37,412
keep The Big Show down?

1756
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:39,181
Big Show pinned Lesnar
a couple of weeks ago

1757
01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:40,682
in that Stretcher Match at Judgment Day.

1758
01:18:40,749 --> 01:18:41,917
[Tazz] Look at this.

1759
01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:43,952
[Cole] Lesnar carted The Big Show out
on a forklift.

1760
01:18:44,019 --> 01:18:47,122
[Tazz] Single leg Boston crab,
half crab by The Big Show.

1761
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:48,690
-This is a submission maneuver.
-Wow!

1762
01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:52,394
Well, some say it's a great move
by Big Show, which I think it is,

1763
01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,963
but Brock Lesnar,
he's a consummate mat wrestler.

1764
01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:55,997
He's a wrestler.

1765
01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:58,066
He's a pin wrestler
and he's trying to get to the rope

1766
01:18:58,133 --> 01:18:59,301
right now to get that hold off.

1767
01:18:59,367 --> 01:19:02,871
[Cole] But he's gotta pull a 500-pounder
as he's trying to get to the ropes.

1768
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:05,340
[Tazz] If anybody can do it,
I think it would be Lesnar, Cole.

1769
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,143
We've seen how powerful
this freak Brock Lesnar is.

1770
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,278
[Cole] And look at Brock Lesnar
literally doing a push-up

1771
01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:11,847
with a 500-pound man on his back.

1772
01:19:11,913 --> 01:19:14,783
Look at Lesnar crawling to the rope.
Can he get there?

1773
01:19:14,850 --> 01:19:15,984
-Close.
-Can Lesnar get there?

1774
01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:17,252
-He does.
-[Tazz] He did it.

1775
01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:18,320
And that's great.

1776
01:19:18,386 --> 01:19:21,990
That's great for Brock,
but how much did that take out of Brock?

1777
01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:24,793
And that was probably the strategy
Big Show was thinking.

1778
01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:28,196
Let Brock wear himself out
and run the tank out of gas.

1779
01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,298
Very smart by the… by The Big Show.

1780
01:19:30,365 --> 01:19:32,601
[Cole] And shots by Big Show
to the midsection.

1781
01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:35,904
Remember, Brock Lesnar
suffered a broken rib a few months back

1782
01:19:35,971 --> 01:19:39,241
and Brock Lesnar will admit that
that rib gives him problems on occasion.

1783
01:19:39,307 --> 01:19:41,510
You get a floating rib injury,
that thing never goes away.

1784
01:19:41,576 --> 01:19:43,812
That'll haunt you forever,
especially a guy like Lesnar

1785
01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:48,483
who's doing all the live events he's at
and the matches he's wrestling.

1786
01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:51,119
[Cole] And Brock Lesnar,
Big Show perhaps made a mistake.

1787
01:19:51,186 --> 01:19:53,088
Lesnar with the clubbing blows
to the back of the head

1788
01:19:53,155 --> 01:19:55,290
trying to knock this big sequoia down.

1789
01:19:55,357 --> 01:19:56,391
[Tazz] Takes a lot.

1790
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,426
Takes a lot of energy
to take The Big Show down.

1791
01:19:58,493 --> 01:19:59,895
[Cole] Oh, look at this.

1792
01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,830
Lesnar trying to go behind The Big Show.

1793
01:20:01,897 --> 01:20:03,331
-What the hell is this?
-Oh my God!

1794
01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:04,933
-[Cole] A German suplex.
-[Tazz] German?

1795
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,836
[laughs] That's all of Europe.
That was humongous.

1796
01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:10,338
[Cole] But how much
did it take out of the champion?

1797
01:20:10,405 --> 01:20:14,142
Lesnar trying to make it to his feet
and build on momentum here.

1798
01:20:14,209 --> 01:20:16,178
And just like we saw at Judgment Day,

1799
01:20:16,244 --> 01:20:18,813
Lesnar could kick it
into another gear right now.

1800
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,715
[Tazz] Looks like Brock is,
like you said,

1801
01:20:20,782 --> 01:20:22,417
second gear, the fourth quarter,

1802
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:24,920
the ninth inning, all those crazy clichés.

1803
01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:27,722
The bottom line is Brock Lesnar
is ready to go

1804
01:20:27,789 --> 01:20:28,924
and Big Show's in trouble here.

1805
01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:30,158
[Cole] Shot to the midsection.

1806
01:20:30,225 --> 01:20:32,327
-Lesnar going for the F5. And falls.
-[Tazz] Oh man.

1807
01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:35,597
[Cole] Lesnar just could not hold
the 500-pounder up there.

1808
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,700
Again, the back, the rib area
that Big Show worked on earlier.

1809
01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:41,203
[Tazz] Well, when you have to lift
a man 500 pounds,

1810
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:44,639
a giant 500 pounds, for an F5
in a final count situation,

1811
01:20:44,706 --> 01:20:47,843
you have to use the middle of your body,
and Brock's middle of his body's hurt.

1812
01:20:47,909 --> 01:20:49,744
[Cole] But if Lesnar
can't F5 The Big Show,

1813
01:20:49,811 --> 01:20:51,379
how the hell does he beat the guy?

1814
01:20:51,446 --> 01:20:52,647
[Tazz] Well, I don't think, Cole,

1815
01:20:52,714 --> 01:20:56,051
that Brock Lesnar's only move
to pin a guy is the F5.

1816
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:57,319
-But--
-It is the most effective.

1817
01:20:57,385 --> 01:20:59,955
[Tazz] Yes, it is, but he could hook
a choke on a guy, a submission.

1818
01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:02,357
He could hit him with a high,
tight suplex on the head.

1819
01:21:02,424 --> 01:21:03,391
-[Cole] Oh!
-[Tazz] Oh!

1820
01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:04,926
[Cole] What a clothesline!

1821
01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:06,995
Did you feel that impact?

1822
01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:09,064
[Tazz] That was some shot
right there, man.

1823
01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:13,568
[Cole] And I think Big Show believes
he's seconds away from becoming champion.

1824
01:21:13,635 --> 01:21:14,936
[Tazz] What a clothesline.

1825
01:21:15,003 --> 01:21:18,506
Brock Lesnar's in trouble now.
Gonna get chokeslammed here.

1826
01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:19,975
[Cole] Oh, Brock Lesnar reversed it.

1827
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,543
Shot to the midsection again,

1828
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,079
and another one by the champion,
Brock Lesnar.

1829
01:21:24,145 --> 01:21:26,815
-Walked into a boot by The Big Show.
-[Tazz] Oh man!

1830
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:27,983
-Oh no.
-Watch out. Heads up.

1831
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:29,584
-Watch the leg.
-[Cole] 500-pound leg drop.

1832
01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:31,286
[Tazz] Oh man, Lesnar might be done.

1833
01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:32,587
-New champ.
-Title's on the line.

1834
01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:34,122
-New champ!
-Could we crown a new champ?

1835
01:21:34,189 --> 01:21:35,624
Oh! Not right now.

1836
01:21:36,491 --> 01:21:38,860
Lesnar with enough to get the shoulder up,

1837
01:21:39,594 --> 01:21:41,329
but that had to take
a lot out of the champion.

1838
01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:42,430
[Big Show screams]

1839
01:21:42,497 --> 01:21:44,532
[Tazz] Tell you what,
the confidence is raging

1840
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:46,601
through The Big Show's body right now.

1841
01:21:47,702 --> 01:21:51,306
Don't wait too long, big man.
Don't wait too long.

1842
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:53,775
[Cole] Lesnar walks
into the big hand of The Big Show.

1843
01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:55,210
[Tazz] He's got the [inaudible]!

1844
01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:57,112
[Cole] Look at the--
the look of the champion.

1845
01:21:57,178 --> 01:21:59,114
-He's in trouble. Chokeslam!
-[Tazz] Whoa!

1846
01:21:59,180 --> 01:22:01,182
[Cole] Lesnar's planted. Big Show.

1847
01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:03,118
[Tazz] Big Show's gonna pin Lesnar again.

1848
01:22:03,184 --> 01:22:04,986
-Hook of the leg.
-[Tazz] He's got it! Two, three--

1849
01:22:05,053 --> 01:22:08,123
[Cole] And Brock Lesnar, again,
got the shoulder up.

1850
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,993
And a look of disbelief
on The Big Show's face.

1851
01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:13,762
[Tazz] How tough is Lesnar?

1852
01:22:13,828 --> 01:22:16,164
What do you got to do to beat this freak?

1853
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,266
[crowd shouting]

1854
01:22:19,134 --> 01:22:20,468
[Cole] Big Show.

1855
01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:23,805
[Tazz] Big Show's in control right now.

1856
01:22:23,872 --> 01:22:26,041
[Cole] But he hasn't been
able to pin the champion.

1857
01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:28,677
-Oh, not another one.
-[Tazz] Going for it again.

1858
01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:30,545
I think that's a great move
right there by Lesnar--

1859
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,947
by Big Show, go for another chokeslam.

1860
01:22:34,349 --> 01:22:36,184
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where the hell is he…

1861
01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:37,719
Where is Big Show taking Lesnar?

1862
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,922
[Tazz] I don't know what he's doing,
Big Show's doing here.

1863
01:22:40,989 --> 01:22:43,992
[Cole] Big Show with that hand
wrapped around the neck of Lesnar, but…

1864
01:22:44,492 --> 01:22:47,062
[Tazz] Tough to break that grip
when you have the tar beat out of you.

1865
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:48,330
Where the hell is Big Show going?

1866
01:22:48,396 --> 01:22:50,532
[Cole] Ladies and gentlemen,
Big Show ain't no cruiserweight.

1867
01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:52,133
He's 500 pounds.

1868
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,501
-Cruiserweight?
-Where is he going?

1869
01:22:54,269 --> 01:22:55,637
-Oh.
-[Tazz] Oh, look at that.

1870
01:22:55,704 --> 01:22:59,207
[Cole] Brock Lesnar desperately, Big Show
got caught up on the top turnbuckle.

1871
01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:02,377
[Tazz] Well, The Big Show's in a land
where he doesn't belong, on those ropes.

1872
01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:04,579
[Cole] And Brock Lesnar
looks to take advantage.

1873
01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:07,082
[Tazz] Well, here comes Brock now.
Here comes Brock.

1874
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:09,351
-[Cole] The champion.
-[Tazz] Whoa, whoa.

1875
01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:11,186
-[Cole] Wait a minute. Oh my God.
-[Tazz] No. No.

1876
01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:13,321
[Cole] Lesnar with a…
[inaudible] close to the back.

1877
01:23:13,388 --> 01:23:14,656
[Tazz] No freaking way.

1878
01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:16,491
-[Cole] Is he setting Big Show up for--
-Superplex?

1879
01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:19,260
-[Cole] No, he can't do it.
-That's a 500-pound superplex.

1880
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,363
-[Cole] Brock Lesnar into the top rope.
-[Tazz] No!

1881
01:23:21,429 --> 01:23:24,099
Top rope, a 500-pound super--

1882
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:27,435
-[Cole] Superplex! Oh my God!
-[Tazz] Holy [bleep]!

1883
01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,137
What the hell?

1884
01:23:29,204 --> 01:23:31,139
[crowd cheering]

1885
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,409
[Cole] The ring just imploded!

1886
01:23:36,711 --> 01:23:37,679
The ring blew up.

1887
01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:39,814
[cheering]

1888
01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:50,525
Brock Lesnar and Big Show
are down and out.

1889
01:23:50,592 --> 01:23:53,128
A superplex, including the ring.

1890
01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:55,897
[crowd cheering]

1891
01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:04,372
[Tazz] Oh my God!

1892
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:06,775
[Cole] Referee Mike Chioda
stunned for a moment.

1893
01:24:08,109 --> 01:24:09,778
He's trying to figure out what to do here.

1894
01:24:10,445 --> 01:24:12,013
[Tazz] How much impact?

1895
01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:16,184
[Cole] And referee Mike Chioda
calling for EMTs.

1896
01:24:16,251 --> 01:24:18,486
Both men… Tazz, both men are out.

1897
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,189
Brock Lesnar and Big Show have not moved.

1898
01:24:21,256 --> 01:24:25,059
[Tazz] Just about 800 pounds,
a top rope superplex.

1899
01:24:25,126 --> 01:24:27,028
[crowd chanting] Holy shit!

1900
01:24:27,095 --> 01:24:28,363
[Tazz] Oh my God!

1901
01:24:28,430 --> 01:24:30,865
[Cole] Trainers, EMTs, referees down.

1902
01:24:33,968 --> 01:24:36,104
This does not look good.

1903
01:24:36,171 --> 01:24:38,173
The high-risk maneuver from Brock Lesnar,

1904
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,810
the superplex from the top rope
exploded this ring.

1905
01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:44,479
[Tazz] When you do a suplex,
especially from the ropes,

1906
01:24:44,546 --> 01:24:46,848
a superplex,
especially a top rope superplex,

1907
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,483
you take a lot of that impact.

1908
01:24:48,550 --> 01:24:50,718
You land on your own head
and your back sometimes and--

1909
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:53,154
[Cole] I'd love to get another shot
when we get a chance here.

1910
01:24:53,221 --> 01:24:54,255
Oh, here we go.

1911
01:24:54,989 --> 01:24:56,291
[Tazz] This is a--

1912
01:24:56,357 --> 01:24:58,793
-[booming thud]
-[crowd cheering]

1913
01:24:58,860 --> 01:24:59,694
[Cole] I've nev…

1914
01:25:00,295 --> 01:25:01,896
I've never seen anything like this.

1915
01:25:01,963 --> 01:25:04,532
[Tazz] Look at this. Look at this angle
right here, this shot right here.

1916
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,367
You'll see the whole ring concave here.

1917
01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:08,169
Look at that, 800 pounds.

1918
01:25:08,236 --> 01:25:09,804
-[crowd cheering]
-Oh man.

1919
01:25:10,472 --> 01:25:13,441
Get another look.
Look at this, this straight-up angle here.

1920
01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:14,909
-[booming thud]
-Oh!

1921
01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:16,077
[Cole] I wonder what Brock--

1922
01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:18,713
I wonder what that registered
on the Richter scale.

1923
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,548
[Tazz laughs] That's like an earthquake.

1924
01:25:22,016 --> 01:25:23,318
-I hope they're both…
-Amazing.

1925
01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:24,986
…Brock Lesnar
and The Big Show are okay here.

1926
01:25:25,053 --> 01:25:29,090
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
running out of time here, but it…

1927
01:25:29,157 --> 01:25:31,326
You know, it's a damn shame that the…

1928
01:25:31,392 --> 01:25:32,994
that this championship match,

1929
01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:35,830
a hell of a match
had to end in this manner.

1930
01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:38,900
-I don't know what to say.
-[Tazz] It's not much to say.

1931
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:43,071
We just hope both Big Show
and Brock Lesnar's health, they're intact.

1932
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:46,708
I mean, a lot of medical personnel
out there.

1933
01:25:49,677 --> 01:25:51,412
-[Cole] Again…
-[Tazz] Let's take one more look.

1934
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:53,214
…I've never, ever seen anything like this.

1935
01:25:53,281 --> 01:25:55,483
[Tazz] This is amazing.
Let's just listen to it.

1936
01:25:55,550 --> 01:25:57,552
-[booming thud]
-[crowd cheering]

1937
01:25:58,953 --> 01:25:59,921
[Cole] Wow!

1938
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,823
[Tazz laughs] Wow! That's amazing.

1939
01:26:03,725 --> 01:26:07,061
[Cole] What a night!
Good night from Orlando.

1940
01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:09,097
[crowd cheering]
ht!
Good night from Orlando.