1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,903 [WWE signature intro playing] 2 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,919 ["Rise Up" by Drowning Pool plays] 3 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,129 ♪ And I won't be denied ♪ 4 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:34,267 ♪ 'Cause all I've got left is my pride ♪ 5 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:37,937 ♪ And I will rise up ♪ 6 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:42,042 ♪ Break it out, break you down Breaking rules, breaking ground ♪ 7 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,010 ♪ Had your chance, now it's gone ♪ 8 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:48,114 ♪ A new day, a new dawn ♪ 9 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:54,954 [fireworks exploding] 10 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,024 [crowd cheering] 11 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,899 [Cole] Ten days and counting to WrestleMania 21. 12 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,668 The road to Hollywood winds through Memphis, Tennessee 13 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,570 for SmackDown on UPN. 14 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:15,809 And tonight, a public debate between WWE Champion JBL 15 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,144 and number one contender John Cena. 16 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,280 Will Cena be able to hold his temper? 17 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:21,881 If he strikes the champion, 18 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,884 he will lose his title opportunity at WrestleMania. 19 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:28,388 An unenviable position for John Cena tonight. 20 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,424 [Tazz] Ladies and gentlemen… 21 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,328 check this out. 22 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:40,400 Seven-foot tall, 500 pounds, 23 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,836 -The Big Show! -["Big" playing] 24 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,505 ♪ Well, it's The Big Show ♪ 25 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,508 ♪ Yes, it's a big… ♪ 26 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,144 [Cole] Ten days away from what is being billed 27 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:55,648 the biggest match, pound-for-pound, in the history of WrestleMania. 28 00:01:55,715 --> 00:02:00,687 A Sumo Match. The 7-foot, 470-pound Big Show 29 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:04,891 versus Japan's Grand Sumo Champion, Akebono. 30 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,627 As The Big Show told us last week, 31 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:14,100 he is not backing down from this huge challenge at WrestleMania. 32 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,102 ♪ You won't see it comin' ♪ 33 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:19,072 ♪ But I promise you'll know ♪ 34 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:21,808 ♪ The Big Show ♪ 35 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,317 [song fades out] 36 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,922 [crowd cheering] 37 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,127 All right. All right. All right. Well… Well, I feel very protected 38 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:44,264 right now in Memphis, I'll tell you that. [laughs] 39 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:48,968 [crowd chanting] Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! 40 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,739 [crowd cheering] 41 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:00,346 All right, let's get down to business, big man. 42 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:03,917 In just 10 days, Show, at WrestleMania, 43 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,753 you will be going one-on-one 44 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:11,791 with legendary Grand Sumo Champion, Akebono, 45 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,396 in a match that you've never competed in before, a Sumo Match. 46 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,998 And you know, Show, some say, 47 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,502 that you got an uphill battle here, the odds are against you, 48 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:27,540 reason being Akebono has a plethora of experience in sumo. 49 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:32,579 Well, Big Show, next week on SmackDown, you will be here, 50 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:36,916 and also Akebono will be on SmackDown next week 51 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:40,353 for the official weigh-in of your match at WrestleMania. 52 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,789 And quite frankly, big man, 53 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:46,826 you know, we're thinking that Akebono is gonna even outweigh you. 54 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,765 Yeah, you know, Tazz, Akebono is a real big man. 55 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,634 I think he's gonna outweigh me too. 56 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,171 You know, but the thing about it is 57 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,608 it doesn't matter if Akebono weighs more than me. 58 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,944 I'm still bigger than Akebono. 59 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,045 [crowd cheering] 60 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,947 ["Reigning" playing] 61 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,349 [Cole] Wait a minute. 62 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,352 [horn honks] 63 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:17,257 [Cole] That music is for Luther Reigns. And what is this? 64 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:22,095 [honking continues] 65 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:25,431 [Cole] Is that… Is that Luther Reigns in that jeep? 66 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,468 Indeed it is. 67 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:32,939 Luther Reigns driving that jeep into the FedExForum here in Memphis. 68 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,608 What brings him out here? 69 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:37,844 [inaudible] 70 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,284 [Cole] Big Show perplexed as the rest of us. 71 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,522 [song fades out] 72 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:58,498 Big Show, I'm begging you, man. 73 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:04,137 You got to quit jacking your jaw about how big you are. 74 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:10,310 We all know you're 7-foot, 500 pounds. 75 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,578 You're a giant. We get it. 76 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,147 [crowd] What? 77 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,951 And ever since you signed this match with Akebono, 78 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,055 all you talk about is how pound-for-pound, 79 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,558 this is going to be the biggest match in WrestleMania history. 80 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,493 -[crowd] What? -Well, no kidding. 81 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,495 [crowd] What? 82 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,501 But, Big Show, you should've done your homework. 83 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,869 [crowd] What? 84 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,738 [Luther] Let me give you a little lesson. 85 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,807 [crowd] What? 86 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,377 You're in a sumo-style match. 87 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:45,478 [crowd] What? 88 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,413 A sumo-style match! 89 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,015 [crowd] What? 90 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:54,854 Let's see. Big Show, zero sumo-style matches. 91 00:05:54,921 --> 00:06:00,093 Akebono, six-time Grand Sumo Champion. 92 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,428 You do the math, genius! 93 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,364 [crowd] What? 94 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:09,068 He's going to shove you around that ring like a little rag doll. 95 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,137 [crowd] What? 96 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,440 And not only are you going to embarrass yourself, Show. 97 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:15,675 [crowd] What? 98 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,344 You're going to embarrass Theodore Long, 99 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:22,615 and you're going to embarrass the whole SmackDown locker room, 100 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,118 of which I happened to be a part of. 101 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:26,919 [crowd] What? 102 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:32,058 So, the man to face Akebono at WrestleMania, 103 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,993 it shouldn't be you, man. 104 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,865 It should be me, Luther Reigns. 105 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:42,635 [crowd boos] 106 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,505 [Luther] And I'm going to prove it to you. 107 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:52,311 You see this jeep I drove out here, Big Show? 108 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:58,418 Weighs 4,400 pounds. 109 00:06:58,484 --> 00:06:59,452 [crowd] What? 110 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:03,589 That's like… That's like a whole grip of Akebono's. 111 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,859 And what I'm going to do is I'm going to turn this jeep over 112 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,097 just like I'd turn Akebono over and ship him all the way back to Japan. 113 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,466 [crowd clamors] 114 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:19,105 And I'm going to do it with my bare hands. 115 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,777 [Cole] Let me get this straight. 116 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:29,849 Luther Reigns claims he's going to treat that jeep like Akebono, 117 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:34,754 the six-time Grand Sumo Champion, and shove that jeep around this arena. 118 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:41,093 Luther Reigns weighs near 300 pounds, he's a tough dude, but… 119 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:46,465 [Luther grunts] 120 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,267 [Cole] And he's trying to, uh… 121 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,236 [crowd shouting] 122 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,637 [Luther shouting] 123 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:52,839 [Cole] …tip the jeep over. 124 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,012 -[crowd booing] -[grunting] 125 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,982 [Cole] I see why Big Show's laughing. Luther Reigns brought the jeep out here, 126 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:06,385 and claimed he can push it around, and… 127 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,489 -[Luther shouting] -[Cole] Hasn't had much luck. 128 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:15,595 [crowd chanting] Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! Big Show! 129 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,536 [Cole] Oh man, Luther is very upset now. 130 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,038 Not only Big Show but thousands in this crowd 131 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,940 laughing at Luther as well. 132 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,508 What are you laughing at? 133 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:30,409 [man] You! 134 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:32,979 You laugh at me? 135 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,251 You laugh at me? 136 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,987 [Cole] And nobody can turn over the jeep. It's 4,400 pounds. 137 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,622 Besides the ego on this guy. 138 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,725 And Luther Reigns, you heard him mouth, "Are you laughing at me?" to Big Show. 139 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,693 And Reigns into the ring 140 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,663 with the left and right hands to The Big Show. 141 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,666 Luther Reigns taking out his frustration on the seven footer. 142 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,767 Uh-oh. 143 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,435 [crowd cheering] 144 00:08:56,502 --> 00:09:01,474 [Cole] Chokeslam to Luther Reigns by a fired-up Big Show! 145 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:05,678 Not only did Luther Reigns suffer the chokeslam 146 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,313 at the hands of The Big Show, 147 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,750 but he wasn't able to tip over that 4,400-pound jeep 148 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:11,951 that Reigns brought out here. 149 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,820 And, partner, what do you make about what just happened? 150 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,657 [Tazz] Well, let's face it. That jeep is 4,400 pounds. 151 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,593 I mean, but like you said, no one can turn it over. 152 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,361 [indistinct] …jeep already. 153 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,930 [Cole] Well, Luther Reigns got turned over. 154 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:24,864 He got… Oh! 155 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,435 He got turned inside out with that chokeslam by The Big Show. 156 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,572 [Tazz] I'll tell you, Cole, I can't wait to… 157 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:37,376 [Cole] Big Show and Akebono square off at WrestleMania 158 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:38,844 in that Sumo Match. 159 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,148 [Tazz] Hey, wait. We don't think… 160 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:46,919 Big Show, what… what's Show looking at? 161 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,789 [Cole] He's admiring the jeep that Luther Reigns brought out here and… 162 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,857 -[Tazz, indistinct] -…[indistinct] tip over. 163 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:57,530 Imagine Big Show and Akebono locking up in that Sumo Match. 164 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,066 [crowd cheering] 165 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,236 [Tazz] You know what I think, Cole? I think I know what he's thinking. 166 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,773 [crowd cheering] 167 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,546 [Tazz chuckles] Wait a minute. 168 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,888 [Cole] He's thinking about this. 169 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:26,659 [Tazz] Well, he's feeling it out, I guess. He's damn near taller than the thing. 170 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,463 [Cole] Big Show gonna try to move that jeep. 171 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,464 [Tazz chuckles] Oh man. 172 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,266 [Cole] It's a 470-pound shoulder block. 173 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,935 [Tazz] I tell you what, if that was Akebono, 174 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,837 I think that he'd be going backwards right now. 175 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,240 [crowd cheering and applauding] 176 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,308 [Tazz] Got some help here. 177 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,410 Stong man. 178 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,278 Oh, whoa, whoa, look at this, Cole. 179 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,248 What in… [gasps] Unbelievable! 180 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,753 [Cole] Big Show trying to get that jeep tipped over. 181 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:57,890 -That's 4,400 pounds, over two tons. -[Tazz] He can't do it. He can't do it. 182 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,526 He can't do it, Cole. He can't do it. He can't do it. 183 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,528 Good try, though, man. I'll tell ya. Hell of a try. 184 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,863 [Cole] Hell of a try. You're right. 185 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:10,169 I mean, that's over two tons of automobile. 186 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,005 [Tazz] He's still got that look in his eye, though, Big Show. I don't… 187 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,107 [crowd cheering] 188 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,211 [Tazz] He's gonna try it again, I think. 189 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,152 [chuckles] Man! Look at this, Cole. Isn't… 190 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,554 [Cole] I can't believe he's even rocking the thing. 191 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,222 -[indistinct] -[Tazz] Look at this. 192 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,324 [Cole] Luther Reigns couldn't even budge this jeep, 193 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,460 and Big Show's rocking it on all fours. 194 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,062 -[glass shatters] -[crowd cheers] 195 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,596 [Tazz] Oh my God. Did you see that? 196 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,967 [Cole] Big Show just gave it a love pat. 197 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,302 [Tazz laughing] A love pat? 198 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,806 [crowd cheering] 199 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,776 [Big Show grunts] 200 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,044 [Cole] Oh my God. Look at this. 201 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,813 -[Tazz exclaims] -[Cole] Big Show did it! 202 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:57,750 Big Show just tipped over that 4,400-pound jeep! 203 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,185 [yelling] 204 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,519 [Tazz] Oh my God! 205 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,255 [Cole] I can't believe it. 206 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,590 [yells] 207 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,925 ["Big" playing] 208 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,327 [Cole] I believe Big Show proved tonight, Tazz, 209 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,698 that he can indeed push Akebono around. 210 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,100 [Tazz] I'm a believer, Cole. 211 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,169 I am definitely a believer after seeing that. 212 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,539 Akebono, beware! Wow! 213 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:24,310 [Cole] And I can't wait until next week's SmackDown in Houston, 214 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,813 the official weigh-in between that man, The Big Show, 215 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,283 and the Grand Sumo Champion, Akebono. 216 00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,921 That's over two tons of jeep. 217 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,057 Look at this. 218 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,425 [Tazz] Hell, yeah! 219 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,729 [yelling] 220 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,169 [crowd cheering] 221 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,071 [yelling] 222 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:56,108 …homes, and stir it up. Ese, do me a favor, just leave. 223 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,310 -You want me to go? You want me to leave? -I want you to go. 224 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,780 Hello? You need a Q-tip? Let me clean your ears. Leave. 225 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,581 -Okay. I'll leave. -Bye. Hasta la vista. 226 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,117 But not before I get something off of my chest, okay? 227 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,452 -Please do. -You and I… 228 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,387 -Yeah? -…whether you like it or not, 229 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,190 we're family, we're familia, we're blood, okay? 230 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,126 -Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't. -Yeah, me too. 231 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,495 I may lie to other people, but I'm not going to lie to you, 232 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,964 and I know you're not going to lie to me, okay? 233 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:23,803 And what I see is Rey Mysterio doing nothing but holding you down. 234 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:24,703 -Holding me down? -Yeah. 235 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,238 Would you please explain yourself? 236 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,007 Did you see your match last week on SmackDown? 237 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:29,408 Ese, of course I saw my match, man. 238 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,378 -What did you see? -What did I see? Um, well… [splutters] 239 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,214 Rey Mysterio took advantage of the situation. 240 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,750 He was the legal man, and he got the victory, homes. 241 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,219 -We're still the champs, ese. -Legal man? When did that have… 242 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,221 ever have anything to do with a Guerrero match? 243 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,490 When did we ever follow rules, okay? 244 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,060 What I saw was a Guerrero doing all the work, you, 245 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,864 and I saw Rey Mysterio come in and steal that victory right from you. 246 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,466 -Right from us. Look, a Guerrero… -Guerrero? 247 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,403 Yeah, stealing is a Guerrero family tradition, 248 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,940 -not a Mysterio tradition, right? -Yeah. 249 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,476 How… Ask yourself, how long are you gonna let Rey Mysterio steal from you? 250 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,246 Hey, hey, wait, wait… Just… Don't go there, ese. 251 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,115 Why should I even believe a word that you got to say? 252 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,551 That's fine. That's fine. You don't have to listen to me. 253 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,520 You and I have not seen eye-to-eye in the past, 254 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,355 and now I'll admit that. That's okay. 255 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,024 Don't listen to me. Don't listen to your family. 256 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:24,463 Listen to yourself. Listen to your heart. Listen to your soul. 257 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:29,401 I know you know that you have to prove who is better, 258 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,803 once and for all, 259 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:36,475 Rey Mysterio or Eddie Guerrero? 260 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,818 [Cole] Well, Chavo putting Eddie on the spot, 261 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,486 but Eddie is going to have to refocus, 262 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,056 because later tonight, Eddie and Rey Mysterio 263 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:54,059 defend the Tag Team Titles versus the formidable team 264 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,595 of Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas. 265 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,598 Tag Team Titles are on the line tonight. 266 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,802 [rock music playing] 267 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:10,175 [Howard] "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan! 268 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,313 [Savage] We've got a new champion. Yokozuna has done it. 269 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,682 Yes, he's a national champion now. 270 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,618 [Ross] Here comes the Hulkster. Here comes Hulk Hogan. 271 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:24,490 [Fuji] My Yokozuna issues a challenge. Come on, you yellow belly. Come on. 272 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:28,694 We will put the new heavyweight belt on the line right now 273 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,299 if you come in the ring right now and wrestle my Yokozuna. 274 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,301 -[Ross] Hulk Hogan's in the ring. -[Savage] Ding-ding. 275 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,038 [Ross] The crowd wants him to go for it. 276 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:43,175 But now, Fuji reaching back into his kimono there, 277 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,511 and he's got more salt or whatever. 278 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,947 Oh, right in the eyes of Yokozuna. 279 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,782 Hogan knocks Fuji down. 280 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:53,352 Hogan with a clothesline, and down goes Yokozuna. 281 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,822 Hogan, oh! Hogan in the cover. 282 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,324 -[Savage] No. -[Ross] Hooks the leg. 283 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,660 -Hogan. Hulk Hogan won the title. -[Savage] I can't believe this. 284 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,463 -[Ross] Hulk Hogan has won the title. -[Savage] Wait a minute. 285 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,532 -What's going on here? -[crowd cheering raucously] 286 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,202 [Ross] Hulk Hogan has won the title. Listen to this crowd. 287 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,805 [announcer] See "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan 288 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,908 live at the 2005 Hall of Fame induction ceremony 289 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,010 as part of WrestleMania weekend. 290 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,848 [Tazz] And, Cole, how about this? 291 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,585 Not only is Hulk Hogan being inducted in the WWE Hall of Fame, 292 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,723 but being inducted by his good friend, his real good friend, Sylvester Stallone. 293 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,491 [Cole] Huge news. The night before WrestleMania. 294 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,661 And, of course, Sylvester Stallone running that new show, The Contender, 295 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,264 which follows 16 professional boxers as they come to training camp 296 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:43,102 to follow their dream of becoming a champion boxer. 297 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,572 [Tazz] Yeah, this series tells of dramatic unscripted stories 298 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,141 as we watch more than a dozen athletes 299 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,910 follow their dreams of being the contender. 300 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:55,147 It's a great show, a lot of emotion, great show, and some great boxing also. 301 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,483 Yeah, Stallone and of course, boxing legend, Sugar Ray Leonard. 302 00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:03,655 But how about it, Sylvester Stallone inducting Hulk Hogan into the Hall of Fame 303 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,558 the night before WrestleMania at the Universal Amphitheater? 304 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,727 I mean, you can't explain it. It's ginormous. 305 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,030 I mean, WrestleMania is huge. Stallone is huge. 306 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,931 The Hulkster in the Hall of Fame, it's cool. 307 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,000 And all you have to do is go to wwe.com 308 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:19,004 to get a list of all the inductors for the seven inductees 309 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:23,842 into the class of 2005 at the WWE Hall of Fame. 310 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,444 [entrance music playing] 311 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,981 [Cole] Well, there is the jeep, 4,400 pounds' worth 312 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:34,186 that was just tipped over unbelievably by The Big Show. 313 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:41,260 Orlando Jordan and the champion, JBL, can't even believe it. 314 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,228 [Tazz] It's… It's hard to believe. 315 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,330 [Cole] It's over two tons, Tazz. 316 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,300 Do you think Big Show is going to be able hold his own 317 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,736 with the Grand Sumo Champion, Akebono? 318 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,137 [bell rings] 319 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,807 [ring announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 320 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,575 Making their way to the ring 321 00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:02,848 is your United States Champion, Orlando Jordan, 322 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,516 and he's accompanied 323 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:10,089 by the WWE Champion, JBL! 324 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,224 [Cole] Well, by all rights, Orlando Jordan 325 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,760 shouldn't be anywhere with the United States Champion. 326 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,395 [Tazz] There's two champions, Cole. Come on. 327 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,499 [Cole] Three weeks ago, a calculated plot hatched by JBL. 328 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,735 It was Orlando versus John Cena for the United States Championship. 329 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:26,638 JBL told Jordan he was going to do it alone. 330 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,141 If he lost to Cena, he was going to leave The Cabinet, 331 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:33,679 but JBL surprised everyone with a bash in returning to the arena. 332 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,315 [Tazz] Oh, JBL's far from dumb, Cole. 333 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,318 That's why JBL is so successful, so wealthy. 334 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:43,055 That's why he's the… he's the WWE Champion for God's sake. 335 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,691 And now, Orlando Jordan is the United States Champion. 336 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,493 I tell you, The Cabinet is looking great. 337 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,762 [Cole] Well, JBL will defend his title in 10 days at WrestleMania. 338 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:54,466 A special start time, 7:00 Eastern, 4:00 Pacific. 339 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,434 ["Bangin It" playing] 340 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,136 [ring announcer] And from Westbrook, Maine, 341 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:03,075 weighing in at 208 pounds, Scotty 2 Hotty. 342 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,512 [Cole] Well, all of the Superstars in awe of that feat of strength 343 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:10,949 that The Big Show just showed us here in Memphis for SmackDown. 344 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,619 But Scotty better concentrate on the task at hand, 345 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,755 and that is JBL's "Chief of Staff" Orlando Jordan. 346 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,291 [Tazz] Oh, Scotty will do that. Scotty is a veteran. He knows that. 347 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,894 He knows that Orlando Jordan can flat-out do it. 348 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,262 That's why he's United States Champ. 349 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,597 [Cole] And, of course, the WWE Champion, JBL, 350 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,000 in the ring focusing not only on this match, 351 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:31,370 but the big debate against number one contender, 352 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,639 John Cena, later on tonight. 353 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,674 [Tazz] Can John Cena hold his temper, Cole? 354 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,342 -[Cole] Great question. -That's the question. 355 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,610 [Cole] He better hold his temper, 356 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,281 or John Cena is going to lose his title opportunity at WrestleMania. 357 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,725 [Tazz] JBL don't look like he's impressed with Scotty. 358 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,800 Oh, there's a little… There's a size difference, you know. 359 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,636 [Cole] What does that have to do with anything? 360 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,205 -[Tazz] Oh! -[Cole] Oh, come on now. 361 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:08,707 The champion is not even involved in this matchup. 362 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,644 Total disrespect for Scotty 2 Hotty, and now a pie face. 363 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,647 That's your champion. There's your champion, Tazz. 364 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,849 [Tazz] He's the… He's the WWE fans' champion, 365 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,685 and I'm proud to say JBL is-- 366 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:20,819 [Cole] Oh, look at that kick 367 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,256 to the side of the head by Scotty and one to Orlando Jordan. 368 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,192 Scotty just took the WWE Champion off his feet. 369 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,694 And there's a bulldog. 370 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,463 And Scotty could be going for it here. 371 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,365 [Tazz] Wait a minute. JBL is not even in this match. 372 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,666 What the hell is Scotty doing? 373 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,103 [Cole] JBL put himself into this thing. And look at Scotty. 374 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,338 [Tazz] JBL is knocked out. 375 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,774 [Cole] Here's come the worm to the WWE Champion. 376 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,711 [Tazz] You can't worm the champion. Come on. 377 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:50,983 [Cole] Scotty 2 Hotty delivered the worm to the WWE Champion, JBL. 378 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,150 Can you believe it? 379 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,387 Well, the champion shouldn't have stuck his nose 380 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,855 where it didn't belong here. 381 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,890 [Tazz] How did he stick his nose, Cole? What did he do? 382 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,793 He slapped the guy in the face with his cowboy hat. So what? 383 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,563 -[Cole] For no reason. -[Tazz] Uh-oh, wait. 384 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,231 -I got this. -[referee] You gotta stay there. 385 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,433 -I got this. I got this. -[referee, indistinct] 386 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,871 [Tazz] Did I just hear JBL say, "I got this"? 387 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,840 [Cole] The champion telling Orlando, "I got this." 388 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,842 -The champion back in the ring. -[Tazz] Whoa! Cole. 389 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,810 [Cole] And a kick to the midsection of Scotty. 390 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,946 -[bell rings] -And a clubbing blow to the back of head. 391 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,082 The bell rang. I guess this is an official matchup. 392 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,651 [Tazz] Well, I'll tell you what… Uh-oh. 393 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,287 -[Cole] Uh-oh. Caught in midair is Scotty. -[Tazz] Oh my God! 394 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,623 [Cole] Fallaway slam by the champion, JBL. 395 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,595 And now dropping the elbow into the sternum. 396 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,699 [Tazz] I'll tell you, Cole, I gotta… I gotta hand it to the champion, JBL. 397 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,569 He's in his street clothes. I mean, cowboy boots, you know. 398 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,705 Come on. He's in there with a competitor like Scotty 399 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,107 in just an unscheduled match. 400 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,777 That just shows what the WWE Champ is made of. 401 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:52,811 He's a great competitor. 402 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,212 [Cole] The champion all fired up 403 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,716 after being embarrassed by Scotty 2 Hotty and the worm. 404 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,687 And here's the reversal. Champ whipped into the corner. 405 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,689 -Uh-oh, look out. -[Tazz] Watch out! 406 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:07,259 [Cole] Clothesline from Hell exploding. 407 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,560 Hook of the leg. 408 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,962 -JBL picks up the victory. -[Tazz] Wow! 409 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,032 ["Longhorn" playing] 410 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,270 [ring announcer] Here's your winner, 411 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:23,208 the WWE Champion, JBL. 412 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,044 [Tazz] Well, you can bet John Cena is watching this. 413 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,247 I tell you what, that Clothesline from Hell was nothing but impact. 414 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:33,385 [Cole] If JBL hits the Clothesline from Hell in 10 days at WrestleMania, 415 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:39,057 he will continue his history-making reign as WWE Champion. 416 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,926 There's absolutely no doubt about that. 417 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,498 [Tazz] Look at that. Look at that determined look on JBL. 418 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,800 The eyes tells the story, Cole, I'm telling you. 419 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,235 [Cole] Watch this impact. 420 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,742 [Tazz] Wow! What a clothesline! Look at this. 421 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,545 Almost turned him inside out, man. 422 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,626 Josh, listen, I called you here because I want the whole world to know 423 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:16,828 that tonight, I got a special guest. 424 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,865 It's another blast from Shawn Michaels' past. 425 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,900 If you thought Marty Jannetty was something, 426 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,202 you ain't seen nothing yet. [clicks tongue] 427 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,608 [Tazz] Blast from Shawn Michaels' past? Who the… 428 00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,209 [Cole] What else does Kurt have planned? 429 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,413 Well, tonight, General Manager Theodore Long wants these two Divas 430 00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,748 to finally put an end to their differences. 431 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:40,986 It's Michelle McCool versus Dawn Marie in a Cat Fight tonight. 432 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:47,192 [Cole] The FedExForum on Beale Street in Memphis, 433 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,962 the home of SmackDown tonight, 10 days away from WrestleMania, 434 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,099 where tonight, the WWE Champion, already in a foul mood 435 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:58,236 after what happened moments ago, will debate the number one contender. 436 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:02,774 A debate between JBL and John Cena here tonight. 437 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:03,675 ["MacMilitant" playing] 438 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,744 ♪ You know it's the mack militant ♪ 439 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,712 ♪ Comin' to get it on… ♪ 440 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,082 [Cole] And there's our General Manager, Theodore Long! 441 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,318 ♪ And striking I'm inviting you all you to the storm ♪ 442 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,086 ♪ Feel the pain that I try to contain… ♪ 443 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:18,089 If you're having a good time tonight, 444 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,292 give me a holla, holla, holla! 445 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,727 [crowd] Holla, holla, holla! 446 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,831 Now you wanna talk about entertainment, 447 00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:27,632 then take a look at this jeep 448 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:30,969 that The Big Show turned over earlier here tonight. 449 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,405 [crowd cheering] 450 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,175 Now I don't know whether I can top this or not. 451 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:43,148 But I have a impersonator here that's going to knock your socks off. 452 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,150 So, ladies and gentlemen, 453 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,053 show your love for the King of Rock and Roll, 454 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,855 Elvis Presley! 455 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,756 ["Rockabilly Roadhouse" by Finn & the Sharks plays] 456 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,959 [Cole] The King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley. 457 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,093 Well, we are in Memphis. 458 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,428 [Tazz] Yeah. I love Elvis. 459 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,430 [Cole] Yeah, Graceland right up the road. 460 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:05,704 [Tazz] Let's see. 461 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,039 [Cole] They got the whole room in a-- 462 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:11,176 [chuckling] Oh my. I'll be damned. 463 00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:13,812 It… It's King Carlito. 464 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,815 [Tazz] He don't look too happy either. 465 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,251 -[Cole laughing] -[Tazz] Is he wearing a wig? What is that? 466 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:21,386 [Cole] I don't think… I think that's his real hair. 467 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,721 [Tazz] I think that is his hair. 468 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,523 Might as well be a wig, though. 469 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,725 [Cole] I didn't know Carlito was an Elvis impersonator. 470 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,327 [Tazz] I don't think he… I don't think he knows it either. 471 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,497 [Cole] He's got the outfit. He got the guitar and glasses. 472 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,399 [Tazz] Well, Teddy Long is having a lot of fun. 473 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,001 [Cole] He must be the thin Elvis. 474 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,506 Oh, you think this is funny, huh? 475 00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:44,843 [crowd cheering] 476 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,045 Theodore Long, you're trying to embarrass me? 477 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,147 [crowd cheering] 478 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,682 That's not cool. 479 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,184 [crowd cheering] 480 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,258 All right. 481 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,128 I'm going to show you all 482 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,131 that I can sing better than this Elvis Presley guy. 483 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,733 [crowd boos] 484 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,035 [Cole] This will be good. 485 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,470 [laughs] 486 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,444 [strums discordantly] 487 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,916 ♪ The warden threw a party In the county jail ♪ 488 00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:25,951 [Cole laughs] Oh my. 489 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:27,252 [strums discordantly] 490 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,024 [crowd boos] 491 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:36,628 [Tazz] He's just warming up. It's not too good yet, 492 00:26:36,695 --> 00:26:38,863 but we'll get there. 493 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,933 -[Cole] Maybe. -[crowd chanting] You suck! You suck! 494 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,770 -[Tazz] Hey, that's it. He's got it now. -Thank you. Thank you very much. 495 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,639 [Tazz] He's got it, Cole. I'm telling you. 496 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,474 [Cole] He's going to trip over his guitar. 497 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,477 [crowd boos] 498 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,779 [Tazz] Not a very appreciative audience here. 499 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,982 [Cole] And Carlito should've sung his other big hit, 500 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,383 "Don't Be Cool." 501 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,884 [Tazz] Well, he's walking back. 502 00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:02,253 Well, come on. Oh, well… [chuckles] 503 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,056 [crowd cheering] 504 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,199 -Rey, Rey. -Hey, Eddie. 505 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,267 [speaking Spanish] 506 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,137 -You fired up? -Yes, I am. 507 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,306 I'm fired up too, homes. Yeah, man. 508 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:25,844 Not just about tonight but about WrestleMania 21. 509 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,345 -You know why, ese? -Yeah. 510 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,947 Because I've been thinking, homes. 511 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:29,948 Of what? 512 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,018 Me and you, we don't have a match. 513 00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:35,620 -I know that. -I know, but we should. 514 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,155 -Yes. Yes, you know. -Yes. 515 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:40,892 I mean, who better than Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero, man? It's LA. 516 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:44,963 [speaking Spanish] 517 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,965 -I can feel it already. -Can you feel it already, man? 518 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:48,733 -Yes, I do. I do. I do. -Oh, yeah, man. 519 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,037 Man, I know this matchup, we put a lot of thought, Rey, 520 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:56,574 I mean, a lot, a lot of thought, a lot of heart, and a lot of soul. 521 00:27:56,641 --> 00:28:00,345 And, and… Yeah, it's like… 522 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:02,747 -You have some opponent in mind? -It's gonna be special. 523 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,983 -It's gonna blow the roof off the top. -Give it to me. 524 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,985 -Nobody's gonna be able to match it. -Give it to me. 525 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,620 -You want it? You wanna hear it? -Yes. Yes. 526 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,090 All right, man. Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero. 527 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,760 [both laughing] 528 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:17,796 -That would be great, huh? -Man, it would be. 529 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:19,097 -Rey, think about it. -It would be. 530 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:22,200 Think about it, homes. I mean, who could touch us, bro? 531 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,803 There's nobody that could keep up with us, man. 532 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,073 I mean, Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero. 533 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:32,110 WrestleMania 21, homes, the biggest night of the year, man. 534 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,112 This is history, ese vato. 535 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,349 -You're not serious, are you? -[laughs] 536 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,418 You thought I was serious. 537 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:41,753 -I knew it. -Oh man. 538 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:44,556 -Duh. -You got me. You got me. 539 00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,825 [sighs] I'm dead serious. 540 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,030 Whoa. 541 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,167 Man, no, you're not. 542 00:28:57,502 --> 00:28:58,870 [speaks Spanish] 543 00:28:58,937 --> 00:28:59,904 Think about it. 544 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:01,539 Oh, Eddie… 545 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:06,611 You… you… you caught me off-guard, man. 546 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,080 You can't say that. 547 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:13,051 I mean, we… we gotta defend our titles right now, man. 548 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,722 Let's… let's talk about this later. 549 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,598 Damn it. 550 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:27,966 [Cole] I'll be honest with you. 551 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:31,136 I gotta question the timing by Eddie Guerrero. 552 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:34,672 I mean, Eddie and Rey have to defend their Tag Team Titles right now, 553 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:37,742 and he's talking about a match against his partner at WrestleMania? 554 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:39,844 Great. 555 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,048 [Tazz] I don't think he's serious. I don't think Eddie… I mean, maybe Eddie… 556 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:47,385 You never know. Eddie is… He's just joking. You know, that's Eddie. 557 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,653 [Cole] We gotta hope he's joking. 558 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,388 [crowd cheering] 559 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,391 ["Rest in Peace" playing] 560 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,227 [crowd cheers] 561 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,462 [static] 562 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:14,045 Through the years, there have been many dragons 563 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:16,748 who try and lay siege to my kingdom, 564 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:22,420 and one by one, they all suffer the same fate… 565 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,523 painful defeat. 566 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:30,995 Randy Orton, I can't blame you 567 00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:34,799 for trying to make a name for yourself by facing me at WrestleMania. 568 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,204 But you have to understand, boy, 569 00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:45,243 when you slapped me across the face and jumped out of the ring like a coward, 570 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,513 you sealed your own destiny. 571 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,285 What you've done is awaken the beast. 572 00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,058 Because the entity that had laid dormant for so long 573 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,595 is now awake. 574 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:09,267 The beast shall rise from the ashes, 575 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:14,472 and tonight, there will be a victim. 576 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,506 [crowd cheering] 577 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:21,379 And tonight, there will be a sacrifice! 578 00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,581 [crowd cheering] 579 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:25,884 ["Rest in Peace" plays] 580 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,119 [static] 581 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,590 [Cole] Now, Charlie Haas and Hardcore Holly 582 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:36,294 preparing for a Tag Title Match, but they must still be shaking 583 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:39,397 after a frightening declaration by The Undertaker moments ago 584 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:43,034 that he's going to sacrifice a victim here tonight. 585 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,802 ["Viva La Raza" playing] 586 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,905 [Tazz] Yeah, I don't like the way that sounded. 587 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:51,509 [Cole] And there are the Tag Team Champions, 588 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:55,013 Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero, who've got their own problems 589 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,649 after Eddie made that challenge moments ago… 590 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,951 -[Tazz] Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. -[Cole] …at WrestleMania. 591 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:02,020 [Tazz] I don't know if there's problems. I'm telling you, 592 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,856 I think that Eddie Guerrero was joshing around. 593 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,925 He's joking around. That's all. I mean, look at… 594 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:10,595 They're in the lowrider. The 619 Cam is in hand. 595 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:11,896 Eddie's always joking. 596 00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:14,032 That's what he does. That's what he does, I'm telling you. 597 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,834 [ring announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 598 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:21,673 and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship. 599 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:26,644 Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 398 pounds, 600 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,947 they're the Tag Team Champions, 601 00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:34,619 Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio! 602 00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:37,155 [Cole] Eddie and Rey defending the Tag Team Titles here tonight 603 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:41,192 against Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas. But I tell you, I got… 604 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:45,964 I got a terribly uneasy feeling here after those ominous words moments ago 605 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:49,167 from The Undertaker that the beast has been awakened, 606 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:53,705 and there will be a victim and a… and a sacrifice here tonight on SmackDown. 607 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,507 [Tazz] Is it gonna be one of these guys in the ring. 608 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:57,875 I mean, is it gonna be… 609 00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,777 [Cole] Is it gonna be you? Is it gonna be me? 610 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:01,446 [Tazz] What do you mean? It's not gonna be me. 611 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:04,082 [Cole] Tony Chimel, the ring announcer? Gonna be one of these fans? 612 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,383 It could be anybody. 613 00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:08,419 -[Tazz] What do you mean me? -[Cole] Well, I don't know. I don't know. 614 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,654 Well, I'll tell you. 615 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,823 Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas… Think about this. 616 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:13,725 -[bell rings] -[Cole] Perhaps the champions are ripe 617 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,027 for the picking here tonight for two reasons. 618 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:19,430 Number one, Eddie Guerrero made that challenge to Rey Mysterio 619 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,232 for WrestleMania moments ago. 620 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:26,371 And number two, this Undertaker situation may have people uneasy here tonight. 621 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:29,273 Perhaps, it's Holly and Haas' night in Memphis on SmackDown. 622 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,377 [crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! 623 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,312 [Cole] The Eddie chants beginning. 624 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:38,616 Lock-up center of the ring between Eddie Guerrero and Hardcore Holly. 625 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,419 What a strange night it's been. The challenge, The Undertaker, 626 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:45,223 Kurt Angle promising a blast from Shawn Michaels' past here tonight. 627 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:47,959 [Tazz] It's SmackDown. That happens. I'm telling you. 628 00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,094 [Cole] Carlito pretending he was Elvis. 629 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:53,531 And look at this. Eddie into the front facelock of Hardcore Holly. 630 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:56,267 [Tazz] Eddie Guerrero, great quickness, going over that front headlock now. 631 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:59,237 Shootin' off the side headlock. Nice shoulder block by Guerrero. 632 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,305 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero up over the top of Hardcore Holly. 633 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,007 Look at the leap frog by Hardcore. 634 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:04,876 And there's the dropkick right on the button. 635 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,845 Hook of the leg. Tag Titles on the line. 636 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:09,781 And Eddie kicks out at two. 637 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:13,551 [Tazz] Hardcore Holly possesses one of the best dropkicks in the game today, 638 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,585 bar none, I'm telling you. 639 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:16,521 [Cole] Charlie Haas in off the tag and I'll tell you, 640 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:19,657 we've seen Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas in Velocity the past few weeks. 641 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,860 Hell of a tag team. Really have worked their way 642 00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:26,130 into number one contender status here in the tag team ranks. 643 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,333 The veteran in Holly, the former amateur wrestler, Charlie Haas. 644 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,271 But it's hard to combat Eddie Guerrero's cheating style sometimes 645 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:35,740 as Rey comes in off the tag. 646 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,609 [Tazz] If it was anybody else, you'd be jumping all over 'em that they cheated. 647 00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:41,779 But it's Guerrero then it's funny, right, Cole? That's your deal. I don't get that. 648 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:44,148 [Cole] I didn't say it was funny. It's just the family tradition. 649 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,184 -[Tazz] Whoa! Oh! -Rey Mysterio with that big shoulder 650 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,555 to the gut of Charlie Haas, and look at Rey Mysterio baiting Haas in. 651 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:54,992 [Tazz] He's so quick, Cole. He's so fast, and you know what's coming. 652 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,727 -[Cole] Off the drop toehold. -[Tazz] Off the-- 653 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:57,829 [Cole] Wait a minute. 654 00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,363 -[thunder rumbles] -[Cole] Oh my God! 655 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:03,468 [Tazz] Oh, no, no. Is this it? Is this the time? Is it-- 656 00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:06,037 [Cole] Is this the time for the sacrifice? 657 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,105 [Tazz] Well… 658 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,540 [crowd cheering] 659 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,842 [Cole] Where is he? 660 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:14,278 [Tazz] I don't… What… 661 00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:19,684 [Cole] Oh, look at this. 662 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,385 Off the suplex, here's the hook of the leg, 663 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:24,355 shoulders down, Eddie breaks up the three-count. 664 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:25,756 Before the commercial break, 665 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:28,059 Rey Mysterio looked like he was ready for the 619, 666 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,927 perhaps going to put this matchup away. 667 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:33,531 The lights went out, and it cost the champions momentum here. 668 00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:36,501 And the Tag Team Titles are on the line. 669 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:41,405 Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas against the champions Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero 670 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:44,275 here on SmackDown from Memphis, Tennessee, 671 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,410 -as the 619 chants begin. -[crowd chanting] 619! 619! 672 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:49,313 619! 619! 619! 673 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,648 [Tazz] Well, you know, may… 674 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,351 Cole, maybe The Undertaker was just warning somebody in the ring. 675 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,852 [Tazz spluttering] 676 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:58,456 [Cole] Maybe he was warning one of us. Maybe he was warning anyone here. 677 00:35:58,523 --> 00:35:59,924 I don't know who the victim will be. 678 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,627 [Tazz] Well, don't say us. I mean, I'm on my own here, okay? 679 00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:03,794 Don't include me with you. 680 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,997 [Cole] Rey Mysterio trying to battle out of this thing. 681 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:08,799 It's hard enough for the champions to defend the titles here. 682 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,135 We're going to have this situation with The Undertaker 683 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,304 weighing on everyone's mind. 684 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:15,006 Mysterio whipped through to the corner. 685 00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:17,208 Back elbow catches Charlie Haas in the jaw. 686 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:18,910 Another elbow by Rey Mysterio. 687 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:22,146 The guts and resilience of one half of the Tag Team Champions. 688 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,482 [Tazz] And the speed of Mysterio, the athleticism. Look at this! 689 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:27,218 [Cole] There's the great balance. Seated senton off the top rope. 690 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:29,720 And just when you think Mysterio is down and out, 691 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,822 he'll pull something out of his bag of tricks 692 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,658 to get the momentum back on his side. 693 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,960 -[Holly] Tag. Come on, Charlie. -[Tazz] I'll tell you what, 694 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,529 I'd love to see that one-on-one matchup between Guerrero and Mysterio. 695 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:39,630 -Me too. -I'd love to see it. 696 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,199 [Cole] Eddie comes in off the tag. 697 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:44,068 And for those of you just joining us, before this matchup started, 698 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,469 Eddie Guerrero made a challenge 699 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,973 to meet his own partner, Rey Mysterio, in a one-on-one matchup. 700 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,642 [Tazz] Wait a minute. We don't know if it was a serious challenge or not. 701 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:54,111 [Cole] Oh! Great dropkick knocking Holly off the apron. 702 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:59,083 And Eddie Guerrero is rolling here with his Tag Team Titles up for grabs. 703 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,085 Suplex, going for the Three Amigos. 704 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:02,653 [crowd cheering] 705 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,189 [Cole] In the home of the Memphis Grizzlies, 706 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,358 we're going to have our own three-pointer tonight. 707 00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:10,962 [Tazz] Well, Cole, we got to wonder if there is ever a one-on-one matchup 708 00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:14,332 at WrestleMania with Mysterio and Guerrero, would they still… 709 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,201 What will happen at the end of the match? Will they still be Tag Team Champs? 710 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:19,303 Will they still be amigos? You never know. Whoa! 711 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:21,205 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero went for the frog splash, 712 00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:24,609 rolled through, as Charlie Haas rolled out of the way. 713 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:25,543 [Tazz] Uh-oh, watch out. 714 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:29,680 [Cole] Hardcore Holly from behind, turning that full nelson into a slam. 715 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:33,584 [Tazz] Yeah, that full nelson driver right there by Hardcore Holly. 716 00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:37,688 Great time for Hardcore to nail that on Guerrero. 717 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,557 [Cole] And Charlie Haas crawling toward the cover. 718 00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:43,294 Tag Team Championship up for grabs. Will we crown new champions? 719 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:46,430 No. A kickout at two by Eddie Guerrero. 720 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:49,800 [Tazz] I'll tell you, Hardcore and Haas, 721 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,503 they're giving the champions a run for their money here. 722 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:55,373 It's a great competitive matchup. Oh! 723 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:58,876 [Cole] Rey Mysterio knocked off the apron by Charlie Haas. 724 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,311 Go-behind to Eddie Guerrero. 725 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,581 [Tazz] The stand and switch right there. Guerrero trying to elbow out of it. 726 00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:07,785 [Cole] Well, look at this. Face-first, Charlie Haas planting Eddie. 727 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,788 Uh-oh, Charlie Haas. 728 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,024 -Here's that submission maneuver here. -[Tazz] Oh man! 729 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,060 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero's in trouble. Will the champion tap out? 730 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,229 Will Haas and Holly win the Tag Team Titles? 731 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,131 [Tazz] Oh, he's got that Haas of Pain on there. 732 00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:22,400 That is an excruciating hold. 733 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,101 [Cole] And look at Rey Mysterio. 734 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:27,204 Droppin' Da Dime across the throat of Charlie Haas, 735 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,174 perhaps saving the gold for his team. 736 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,576 [Tazz] Holly now got Mysterio. 737 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,779 [Cole] And Mysterio with a right hand. 738 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,180 [Tazz] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 739 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:38,582 [Cole] Taking Holly and himself over the top rope. 740 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,017 [Tazz] What a matchup here. 741 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,955 [Cole] Eddie Guerrero feeling the effects of that Haas of Pain. 742 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:45,856 [Tazz] Oh! 743 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:47,692 [Cole] Charlie Haas as Eddie Guerrero sidestepped 744 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,694 Haas' shoulder into the second turnbuckle. 745 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,662 [Tazz] Well, Haas was big-time overzealous there. 746 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:55,066 Guerrero got him. And now Haas is on the top turnbuckle. 747 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,437 -Whoa! What's this? Look at this. -[Cole] Mysterio launched by Eddie. 748 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,172 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] A hurricanrana. 749 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:03,107 -[Tazz] God! -[crowd cheering] 750 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,876 [Tazz] That's amazing, man. Look at that. 751 00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:08,412 [Cole] And now launched again into Hardcore Holly. 752 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:11,382 Eddie and Rey working as a well-oiled team here. 753 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,651 [Tazz] That's why they're the champions. Frog splash! 754 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,353 [Cole] Frog splash by Guerrero, the legal man. 755 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,021 -Hook of the leg. -[crowd] One, two, three. 756 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,357 -Eddie and Rey retain the Tag Team Titles. -[bell rings] 757 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,959 ["Viva La Raza" playing] 758 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,027 [crowd cheering] 759 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:29,166 [ring announcer] Here are your winners and still WWE Tag Team Champions, 760 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:34,071 Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio. 761 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:37,508 [Cole] This matchup for the champions is all about teamwork, Tazz. 762 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,845 [Tazz] You're right. There you see Guerrero, whoa, and Mysterio. Beautiful. 763 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:43,581 That backdrop into that plancha onto Holly, 764 00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,182 and then check out Guerrero. 765 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:48,552 [Cole] The frog splash helps Eddie and Rey pick up the victory 766 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:51,155 -and retain the Tag Team Titles. -[crowd] One, two, three. 767 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,456 [bell rings] 768 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:54,492 [Rey] I wanna make sure that what you said back there. 769 00:39:55,659 --> 00:40:01,098 You were serious about wanting to wrestle me at WrestleMania? 770 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:05,102 [inaudible] 771 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:10,674 You were dead serious when you said, 772 00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:14,345 "Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero 773 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,815 are going to tear the house down at WrestleMania 21." 774 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,617 [crowd cheering] 775 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:21,519 You were serious about that. 776 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:24,622 [indistinct] 777 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,657 [crowd cheering and applauding] 778 00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:31,796 I love you, man. 779 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,767 And I'm dead serious when I say this. 780 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,406 I accept your challenge. 781 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,543 [crowd cheering] 782 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:50,181 WrestleMania 21, 783 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:55,186 Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio are going to tear the house down. 784 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,453 Yeah! 785 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,421 ["619" playing] 786 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:58,989 -[Cole] I can't believe this. -[Tazz] Wow! 787 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:02,993 [Cole] But what I believe is that the first time in WWE history, 788 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:07,431 co-holders of the Tag Team Titles will compete against each other 789 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,134 on the grandest stage of all, WrestleMania. 790 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:14,939 Eddie and Rey get it on in 10 days at WrestleMania. 791 00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:16,540 -[Tazz] Well, I hope it don't-- -[Cole] Wow! 792 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:19,443 [Tazz] Hope it doesn't alter the course of their career as Tag Team Champions. 793 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:23,214 But, Cole, check this out. Tonight we got a Cat Fight in the house. 794 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,818 It's Michelle McCool versus Dawn Marie. This should be pretty, uh, fun to watch. 795 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:29,653 [Cole] But coming up next, Kurt Angle, 796 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,190 and his promise to bring us someone from Shawn Michaels' past. 797 00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,392 Who is it? We'll find out next. 798 00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:41,599 ["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] 799 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:53,077 Ladies and gentlemen, the Baddest Man on the Planet, 800 00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:57,781 "Iron" Mike Tyson! 801 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:02,186 At WrestleMania, in this very ring, 802 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:05,189 "Iron" Mike Tyson… 803 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,757 -[glass shattering] -What? 804 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:09,326 ["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] 805 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:13,197 [Kevin] Mike Tyson is standing in Stone Cold's ring. 806 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:14,565 Let me make it short and sweet. 807 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:18,135 What I'm telling you is I wanna a piece of Mike Tyson's [bleep]. 808 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,204 [crowd cheering] 809 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,374 I respect what you've done, Mike. 810 00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:28,412 But you're out here, calling yourself the Baddest Man on the Planet. 811 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:32,716 Right now, you got your little beady eyes locked on the eyes 812 00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:36,887 of the World's Toughest Son of a [bleep]! 813 00:42:36,954 --> 00:42:39,857 [crowd cheering] 814 00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:42,526 But if you don't understand what I'm saying, 815 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:45,462 I always got a little bit of sign language. 816 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,131 So, here's to you. 817 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,433 -[Ross] Whoa! -[crowd cheering] 818 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,868 [Ross] Whoa, here we go. 819 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:53,203 -[Kevin] All hell has broken loose. -[Ross] Look at this. 820 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:56,707 [Kevin] Tyson wants Austin. Austin wants Tyson. 821 00:42:56,774 --> 00:43:00,044 -You ruined it! You ruined it, damn it! -[Kevin] Come on! 822 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:03,113 ["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" plays] 823 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:06,917 [Cole] And 10 days away from WrestleMania, 824 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,954 and the return two of the most controversial 825 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:13,223 say-what-you-mean Superstars in WWE history, 826 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:16,360 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper hosts Piper's Pit. 827 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:20,030 It becomes a rattlesnake pit with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 828 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,799 involved at WrestleMania. 829 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:23,534 [Tazz] Oh man, I can't wait to see that. 830 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,768 ["Sexy Boy" playing] 831 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:25,970 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz] Whoa! 832 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:28,238 -[Cole] Oh my! -[Tazz] What the hell? 833 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:29,473 [Cole] HBK? 834 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,674 [Tazz] The Showstopper! 835 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,110 Whoa! 836 00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:36,013 [crowd cheering] 837 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,681 [Cole] Wait a minute. 838 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:38,916 [Tazz] What? 839 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,117 [Cole] That's Kurt Angle. 840 00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:43,487 What is this all about? 841 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,823 ♪ I'm just a sexy boy ♪ 842 00:43:47,524 --> 00:43:50,060 ♪ I'm not your boy toy… ♪ 843 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:53,464 [fireworks exploding] 844 00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:56,634 [Cole] Well, you know, Kurt Angle promised to take just four weeks to accomplish 845 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,903 all that Shawn Michaels has accomplished in his illustrious career. 846 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,506 I guess this is more of that. 847 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,074 [Tazz] I… What is he doing? What… 848 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,277 [crowd cheering] 849 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,379 [Tazz] Who the hell is that? 850 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:09,680 [Cole] Oh my. 851 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:10,848 -[Tazz] No. -[Cole] Oh my. 852 00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,149 [Tazz] Is that… Is that… 853 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:14,251 [Cole] That's "Sensational" Sherri. 854 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,319 [Tazz] What the hell? 855 00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:18,656 [Cole] She was Shawn Michaels' manager years ago. 856 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,992 -So this must be the blast from the-- -[Tazz] She's about to… 857 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:23,927 She's about ready to fall out of the dress. 858 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,296 [Cole] So this is the blast from Shawn Michaels' past 859 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:27,398 that Angle promised. 860 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:29,800 [Tazz] Where the hell did Kurt Angle dig her up from? 861 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:33,037 [Cole] Last week, it was Marty Jannetty, Shawn Michaels' tag team partner. 862 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:36,407 This week, his former manager, "Sensational" Sherri. 863 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:41,979 [Tazz] I'm shocked. I really am. 864 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,817 [Tazz] Kurt Angle's doing the whole shebang, the whole-- 865 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,485 [Cole] Shawn Michaels' pose, the entrance. 866 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:49,720 [Tazz] The whole thing. 867 00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:53,223 Look at this, whoa. Oh. 868 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:56,527 Well, see that, that… That's a Shawn Michaels' used to do. 869 00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:57,728 You remember. 870 00:44:57,795 --> 00:45:03,500 [Cole] This is vintage Shawn Michaels, but it's Kurt Angle who's doing it. 871 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,205 [Tazz] You know, amazingly, she still has all her teeth, Cole. 872 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:10,274 And I think there's something to be said for that. 873 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:12,376 [song fades out] 874 00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:19,950 Now that's how you do an entrance. 875 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:26,123 People, from the start, I said that I would outdo Shawn Michaels, 876 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,792 and I proved that I was a better athlete. 877 00:45:28,859 --> 00:45:32,696 And tonight, I'm going to prove that I'm a better entertainer as well. 878 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:39,436 Now with me is a woman 879 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,906 who turned Shawn Michaels from a nobody to a somebody. 880 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:46,210 Shawn Michaels' first manager, 881 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,947 the beautiful "Sensational" Sherri. 882 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:53,350 [crowd cheering] 883 00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:57,821 Now, Sherri, we all know 884 00:45:57,888 --> 00:46:00,657 that you helped out Shawn quite a bit earlier in his career, 885 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:04,495 but obviously, I didn't need anyone's help when I won the Olympic gold medal, 886 00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:05,562 but that's beside the point. 887 00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:10,634 The point is your influence on Shawn still lives today. 888 00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:15,139 Every time HBK's music is played, 889 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:20,544 everyone around the world knows that it's your voice, Sherri, 890 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,112 that's screaming Shawn Michaels' name. 891 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:23,680 [crowd] What? 892 00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:26,483 Now me personally, 893 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:28,385 I think that song sucks. 894 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,987 [crowd] What? 895 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:31,355 No offense. 896 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:34,958 I mean, Shawn Michaels thinks he's so great 897 00:46:35,025 --> 00:46:36,994 because he sang his own song. 898 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,028 [crowd chanting] You suck! 899 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:39,363 Well, Shawn… 900 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:45,435 as I've been telling you, anything you can do… 901 00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:48,705 [chanting continues] You suck! You suck! 902 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:50,240 …we can do better. 903 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,544 Hit the music. 904 00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:54,945 [Cole] What does he mean by that? 905 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,548 -[music playing] -♪ Oh! Oh, Shawn ♪ 906 00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:59,349 ♪ I think I'm cute ♪ 907 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:01,418 -♪ I've got gold medals ♪ -[Cole] Oh my. 908 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,289 ♪ I've got the moves That makes them all tap out ♪ 909 00:47:05,355 --> 00:47:09,459 ♪ The Angle Slam, the ankle lock ♪ 910 00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:11,228 ♪ Marty Jannetty ♪ 911 00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:15,232 ♪ Still can't walk I'm just a sexy Kurt ♪ 912 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:17,501 ♪ Sexy Kurt ♪ 913 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:19,436 ♪ I'll make your ankle hurt ♪ 914 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,705 ♪ Ankle hurt ♪ 915 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,574 ♪ I'm just a sexy Kurt ♪ 916 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,375 ♪ Sexy Kurt ♪ 917 00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,344 ♪ I'll make your ankle hurt ♪ 918 00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,179 ♪ Ankle hurt ♪ 919 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:30,314 ♪ Whoo ♪ 920 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,583 That's right, Shawn. Eat your heart out. 921 00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:34,117 Hands off the merchandise. 922 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:35,519 Whoo! 923 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,188 [Tazz] I'll tell you, that's tremendous, Cole. I mean… 924 00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:40,123 -[Cole] Tremendous? -[Tazz] Kurt Angle is… 925 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,992 -That song was phenomenal. -[Shawn] Kurt? 926 00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:43,160 [Shawn whistles] Yo. 927 00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:45,562 Up here. Kurt. 928 00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:47,497 [crowd cheering] 929 00:47:47,564 --> 00:47:48,732 I know, I know, I know. 930 00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:51,935 I'm sorry to interrupt the, uh, the big party. 931 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:54,738 But hello, Sherri. 932 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,173 You know, I have to say you look… 933 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,476 You look as beautiful as ever, and uh… 934 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,811 And that's not true really. 935 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:04,314 You don't, uh… You don't look… You don't look that good. 936 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,484 Um… But anyway, you know, last week, 937 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,686 both myself and all the fans of Raw 938 00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:14,458 were nice enough to sit through a retrospective 939 00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:16,260 of Kurt Angle accomplishments. 940 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,161 So, I was hoping perhaps you 941 00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:22,232 and the fans of SmackDown would show me the same respect. 942 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:28,472 So here's a little nugget of, uh, accomplishments by yours truly, 943 00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,706 "The Heartbreak Kid" 944 00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:33,877 Shawn Michaels, "The Showstopper." 945 00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:37,614 [dramatic music playing] 946 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,690 [Shawn] I will give you a show 947 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:50,360 like you have never ever seen before. Why? 948 00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,262 Because I can. 949 00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:54,731 [Ross] Whether you love Shawn Michaels or you hate him, 950 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:55,866 it's really irrelevant. 951 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:59,670 He's a magnificent athlete with a tremendous fighting spirit. 952 00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:02,873 [Shawn] The Heartbreak Kid lays down 953 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,743 for absolutely nobody. 954 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:09,413 [upbeat music playing] 955 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:15,786 [Ross] Shawn Michaels is like a pit bull dog. 956 00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:18,822 He doesn't know how big or how little he really is. 957 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,023 He doesn't really give a damn. 958 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:25,896 [Shawn] I am simply the very best sports entertainer 959 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,497 in the world! 960 00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:31,702 [Ross] Nobody has ever, ever outperformed Shawn Michaels 961 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:33,837 in a big match situation. 962 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:36,740 [crowd cheering] 963 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:42,980 [Ross] The man is turning up their favorite song. 964 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:44,948 [crowd cheering] 965 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:47,484 [commentator] He's calling for the Sweet Chin Music. 966 00:49:47,551 --> 00:49:50,854 ["Signals" by Oliver Vessey & James Copperthwaite plays] 967 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,665 [Cole] Michaels got him with that superkick right in the jaw. 968 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,400 [Ross] Sweet Chin Music! 969 00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:05,702 [commentator] Michaels out of nowhere. 970 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:10,107 [Vince] Michaels said, "You got it." You got all of it. Michaels got all of it. 971 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,608 Michaels in the cover. 972 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,845 One, two… Yeah. 973 00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:19,249 The boyhood dream has come true 974 00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,551 for Shawn Michaels. 975 00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:26,690 [Shawn] Winning my first WWE Title at a WrestleMania 976 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:31,228 is as good as you can ask for. It's the biggest show in our business. 977 00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:35,866 Kurt Angle, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels 978 00:50:35,932 --> 00:50:39,202 is a doormat for absolutely nobody. 979 00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:43,707 You see, Kurt Angle, despite all the accolades, 980 00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,543 you have never had the chance 981 00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:50,147 to go to the biggest stage of them all 982 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,483 against Mr. WrestleMania. 983 00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:56,887 And on April 3rd in Los Angeles, California, 984 00:50:56,953 --> 00:50:58,755 you're going to get your chance 985 00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:02,426 to find out why they call me The Showstopper. 986 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,432 [crowd cheering] 987 00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:20,877 [inaudible] 988 00:51:20,944 --> 00:51:22,446 I was watching. I was remembering. 989 00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:25,715 That's part of my history and… [indistinct]. 990 00:51:25,782 --> 00:51:28,118 You're going to WrestleMania, so I was thinking… 991 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:32,856 -[Cole] Oh man. -[Tazz] Wait a minute. What is this? No. 992 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,257 -[Cole] The ankle lock. -Kurt, no! 993 00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:35,759 [Cole] What is Kurt Angle doing? 994 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,127 -[screams] -[Tazz] What? 995 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,896 Kurt. Somebody stop this damn thing. 996 00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:42,132 [screams] 997 00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:43,266 [Tazz] Oh my God! 998 00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,637 What the hell is the matter with Angle? 999 00:51:47,704 --> 00:51:50,474 [Cole] Kurt Angle thought that Sherri was laughing at him. 1000 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:53,210 [Tazz] Look at this now. The ankle lock again. 1001 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,011 This is Shawn Michaels! 1002 00:51:55,078 --> 00:51:57,347 Shawn Michaels, you are-- 1003 00:51:57,414 --> 00:51:58,915 [Tazz] He snapped, Cole. 1004 00:51:58,982 --> 00:52:00,917 Shawn Michaels! 1005 00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:02,853 [Cole] Kurt Angle saying, "This is Shawn Michaels." 1006 00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:04,454 "This is Shawn Michaels." 1007 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,225 [Tazz] I got to say, Cole, this is a… This is a cowardly thing to do. 1008 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:11,495 As decorated as Angle is, this is so cowardly. 1009 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:14,231 [Cole] Well, HBK giving Kurt Angle a dose of his own medicine. 1010 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:16,533 [Tazz] Yeah, but that… But that's not Shawn Michaels, Cole. 1011 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,468 -Come on! -[Cole] Of course it isn't. 1012 00:52:18,535 --> 00:52:22,472 But Shawn Michaels threw Kurt Angle way off his game tonight, 1013 00:52:22,539 --> 00:52:24,441 and as you mentioned, Angle snapped. 1014 00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:25,942 [crowd boos] 1015 00:52:26,009 --> 00:52:28,678 [Cole] Kurt Angle is obsessed with being better, 1016 00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:31,181 with being a step ahead of Shawn Michaels. 1017 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:34,651 HBK's action sent Angle over the edge tonight, 1018 00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:38,555 but what he did to that poor woman is absolutely pitiful. 1019 00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,260 ["Hammer Jammer" playing] 1020 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:47,163 [Cole] I'm absolutely disgusted with the actions of Kurt Angle moments ago, 1021 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,666 the ankle lock to "Sensational" Sherri. 1022 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,835 [Tazz] Damn it, Cole, you can't grieve forever, 1023 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,803 and I'll tell you what, this will perk you up. 1024 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,508 [bell rings] 1025 00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:01,711 [ring announcer] Following contest is a Cat Fight. 1026 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:06,049 Making her way to the ring, Dawn Marie! 1027 00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:08,852 [Tazz] Speaking of Cat Fight, she's quite the vixen. 1028 00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,053 You know what I'm saying? 1029 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,056 Well, tonight WWE SmackDown 1030 00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:18,094 is being brought to you by Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition, coming soon. 1031 00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:20,931 [Cole] And by Guess Who, starring Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac, 1032 00:53:20,997 --> 00:53:23,500 in theaters March 25th. 1033 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,668 [Tazz] And by Big Lots! 1034 00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:26,903 Smart shopping means Big Lots! 1035 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:29,339 Brand names, close-out prices. 1036 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:30,740 Happy feet. I'm happy. 1037 00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:32,008 ["Move It Up" playing] 1038 00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:33,777 [Cole] So am I. We got a Cat Fight. 1039 00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:38,348 [ring announcer] And making her way to the ring, Michelle McCool! 1040 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:40,050 [Cole] Well, nonetheless, Michelle McCool 1041 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:42,018 and Dawn Marie have been going at it since No Way Out. 1042 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:45,288 Remember the rookie Diva search competition 1043 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:48,158 when Michelle McCool punked Dawn Marie in a slam 1044 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,527 after Dawn Marie had been running her mouth the entire night? 1045 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,162 [Tazz] I remember that. I remember it, sure. 1046 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,464 [Cole] Then last week when Michelle and Dawn Marie got into it 1047 00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,833 during the St. Patrick's Day festivities. 1048 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,069 Well, Dawn hoping to beat the rookie Diva Michelle-- 1049 00:53:59,135 --> 00:54:00,870 [Tazz] So, Cole, how do you know all this? 1050 00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:04,207 Are you… Do you keep these things taped on your shelf to watch them every night? 1051 00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:05,375 What's your story? 1052 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:06,743 [Cole] I do my job, Tazz. 1053 00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:09,346 That's my job, is to keep people up-to-date. 1054 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:10,947 -I think you got-- -I have a great memory. 1055 00:54:11,014 --> 00:54:12,616 [Tazz] I think you got a pornographic memory. 1056 00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,051 [Cole] Whoa! And look at Dawn Marie, wasting little time. 1057 00:54:15,118 --> 00:54:17,187 Snapmare takedown on Michelle McCool, 1058 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,456 and Dawn Marie would like to teach a lesson 1059 00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,424 -to this rookie Diva here tonight. -[Tazz] Oh my God. 1060 00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:23,460 -[Cole] Wasting little time. -Get on your knees. 1061 00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:24,894 -[Robinson] Not her hair. -[Tazz] Wow. 1062 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:26,830 -[Cole] Well, I still can't get over it. -[Tazz] Ooh! 1063 00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:27,731 [Cole] Oh man. 1064 00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:30,467 [Tazz] Face-first into her own knee, Dawn throwing Michelle. 1065 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,872 [Cole] Dawn Marie, another snapmare, and really taking it to Michelle McCool, 1066 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,207 and kick on the kidney. 1067 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,176 [Tazz] I think the Cat Fight… But I don't like when the girls, 1068 00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:42,145 their faces get all messed up and smashed up. 1069 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,881 I don't like that part. I don't like that. What about you? 1070 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,616 [Cole] I don't like it either but… 1071 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:47,851 Whoa. Dawn Marie is trying… 1072 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:49,686 -[Tazz] What's she doing? -[Cole] …to loosen the… 1073 00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:52,288 She did. Took off the turnbuckle's protection pad. 1074 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:53,423 [Tazz] Yup. 1075 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:56,326 [Cole] And then Michelle McCool taking down Dawn Marie. 1076 00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:58,428 [Tazz] I'm telling you, Michelle's feisty here. 1077 00:54:59,095 --> 00:55:00,830 [Cole] Dawn Marie trying to put her in her place. 1078 00:55:00,897 --> 00:55:02,165 Michelle trying to hold her ground. 1079 00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:03,867 [Tazz] Michelle is quite the athlete, though. 1080 00:55:03,933 --> 00:55:06,803 -You know, she's got a… Oh! -[Cole] She's got a gymnast background. 1081 00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:09,906 A fitness trainer. She knows how to kick too. 1082 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:12,409 [Tazz] She's very good at kicking people in the small of their back, 1083 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,577 like you just saw there with Dawn Marie. Again. 1084 00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:16,379 [Cole] Dawn Marie in trouble here. 1085 00:55:16,446 --> 00:55:20,450 Michelle McCool bounces Dawn Marie off the barricade! 1086 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:21,518 And again. 1087 00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:23,620 [Tazz] I don't like that part. I mean, you know… 1088 00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:28,291 [Cole] The rookie label on Michelle McCool. 1089 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:31,494 [Tazz] This is not… This is… 1090 00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:34,664 -[Cole] Oh, whoa, hey! -[Tazz] Hey, now. Hey, now. 1091 00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:36,666 Well, this is… [chuckles] 1092 00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:39,202 [Cole] Look at this cover by Michelle, hook to the leg, 1093 00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:41,104 and Dawn Marie just kicked out. 1094 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,373 -[Tazz] So is that legal? -[Cole] …not liking about Cat Fight? 1095 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,976 [Tazz] So that's legal in a Cat Fight? You know all the Cat Fight rules obviously. 1096 00:55:47,043 --> 00:55:49,446 I mean, what do you think? It's an accident? 1097 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:51,748 [Cole] Pretty much anything goes in a Cat Fight, I'd imagine. 1098 00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:53,383 [Tazz] You've been in several, right? 1099 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,452 -Whoa! -[Cole] Oh, look at this. 1100 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:59,122 [Tazz] Well, trying to move to the monitor right now and tell me if this… 1101 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,491 [Cole] Oh. Wait a minute. Wait… 1102 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,460 -[Tazz] No. -[Cole] Oh no, not here. 1103 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:04,961 -[Tazz] No! -[Cole indistinct] 1104 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,129 [Tazz] Not now! 1105 00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:08,865 [Cole] Undertaker promised to take a victim 1106 00:56:08,932 --> 00:56:11,201 and promised a sacrifice tonight. 1107 00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:15,805 [Tazz] Hope it's not one of these girls. I… 1108 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,676 [Cole] And again, it has to be. 1109 00:56:20,610 --> 00:56:23,813 [Tazz] That's the thing that's even wackier about it. Maybe it looks like… 1110 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,882 [Cole] The Undertaker had said the beast had awaken-- 1111 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:27,650 [Tazz] Look at Michelle. Look at Michelle alone. 1112 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,853 [Cole] And a kick to the gut by Dawn Marie. 1113 00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:32,922 Beating the hell out of each other, these girls tonight on SmackDown, 1114 00:56:32,989 --> 00:56:35,492 a match set up by General Manager Theodore Long. 1115 00:56:36,626 --> 00:56:37,660 -Oh. -[Tazz] Oh. 1116 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,596 [Cole] Drop toe-hold into that bottom turnbuckle. 1117 00:56:39,662 --> 00:56:42,766 [Tazz] Yeah, I think she hit the upper pectoral region. 1118 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,401 [Cole] She hit her head. 1119 00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:45,869 [Tazz] Oh, that's not upper pectoral. 1120 00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:48,705 [Cole] Oh, and off that exposed turnbuckle. 1121 00:56:49,906 --> 00:56:52,275 [Tazz] That hurt. That definitely hurt. That's… 1122 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:54,778 That's enough probably to do her in, actually. 1123 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,380 -[Cole] And Dawn Marie… -She's stacking her up here. 1124 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:58,581 …using the ropes for leverage 1125 00:56:58,648 --> 00:57:00,483 and Dawn Marie had to cheat her way to victory… 1126 00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:02,218 ["Hammer Jammer" plays] 1127 00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:03,553 [Cole] …over Michelle McCool. 1128 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:06,623 [ring announcer] Here's your winner, Dawn Marie! 1129 00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:12,028 That's why I'm the… [indistinct] 1130 00:57:13,129 --> 00:57:16,032 You'll never make it! Never! 1131 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:20,236 [speaking Spanish] 1132 00:57:20,303 --> 00:57:21,471 [Funaki] Carlito, Carlito. 1133 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,975 Funaki, SmackDown number one announcer. 1134 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:28,044 Where are you going? 1135 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,813 Going? I'm just taking a break. 1136 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:31,614 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1137 00:57:31,681 --> 00:57:35,819 Looks like you are leaving early. 1138 00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:40,056 Oh, so you're going to tell on Carlito, huh? 1139 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,125 You think it's funny having Carlito dress up 1140 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:44,127 like some has-been rock and roll guy? 1141 00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:46,529 Elvis was never as cool as Carlito. 1142 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:49,132 If… If Elvis was here right now… 1143 00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:53,937 I would spit in his face. 1144 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:57,006 [crowd boos] 1145 00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,380 -[ominous music playing] -[man 1] Taxi Driver, take one. 1146 00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:07,183 Don't even try it. 1147 00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:10,286 Are you talking to me? 1148 00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:11,754 Are you talking to me? 1149 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,756 Are you talking to Heidenreich? 1150 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,191 -[screams] -[beep] 1151 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:16,326 [man 2] Take 39. 1152 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,128 So, what's the line, man? 1153 00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:20,497 [man 1] "Are you talking to me?" 1154 00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,068 Yeah, I'm talking to you. [laughs] What's the line? 1155 00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,536 [man 1] "Are you talking to me?" 1156 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:28,905 -[beep] -Talking to me? 1157 00:58:28,972 --> 00:58:30,773 -Are you talking to me? -Are you talking to me? 1158 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,342 You talking to us? 1159 00:58:32,408 --> 00:58:33,509 [beep] 1160 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:37,847 [man 3] Cut. Re-frame. 1161 00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:38,915 [beep] 1162 00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:40,250 Are you talking to me? 1163 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:41,251 Talking to me? 1164 00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:42,352 [speaking Japanese] 1165 00:58:42,418 --> 00:58:43,686 -[beep] -So, what am I saying? 1166 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:45,755 [man 1] "Are you talking to me?" Go ahead. 1167 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:48,558 You got to be kidding me, man. Is this a joke? 1168 00:58:48,625 --> 00:58:49,626 [beep] 1169 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,829 -Are you talking to me? What? -[fabric tearing] 1170 00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:54,831 Oh, come on. 1171 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:55,965 -[beep] -You talking to me? 1172 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,066 Are you talking to me? 1173 00:58:57,133 --> 00:58:58,968 Are you talk-- 1174 00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:03,039 That wasn't my fault. 1175 00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:04,540 -[beep] -[man 1] Jacket okay, Show? 1176 00:59:04,607 --> 00:59:05,875 Jacket's fine. 1177 00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:07,443 Can we do this? Are you ready? 1178 00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:10,647 -[sighs heavily] -[man 1] Roll camera. 1179 00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:12,782 You talking to me? 1180 00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:16,619 [beep] 1181 00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:18,021 [chuckles] 1182 00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:25,094 [man 1] Could we lose the apple, please? 1183 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:28,064 [spits] That's not cool. 1184 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,065 -[beep] -You talking to me? 1185 00:59:29,132 --> 00:59:30,266 Are you talking to me? 1186 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:31,734 You must be talking to me. 1187 00:59:31,801 --> 00:59:33,269 I'm the only one here. 1188 00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:34,470 -[beep] -[man 1] That's great. 1189 00:59:34,537 --> 00:59:36,239 Uh, anything else you wanna show us? 1190 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,607 I can do this. 1191 00:59:37,674 --> 00:59:40,510 [sensual music playing] 1192 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:43,980 [man 1] See me after the shoot, please. 1193 00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:46,416 -[beep] -So seriously, man, what's the line? 1194 00:59:46,482 --> 00:59:47,784 [man 1] "Are you talking to me?" 1195 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,752 [inhales sharply] 1196 00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:52,322 Forget about this. I'm out of here, man. 1197 00:59:53,456 --> 00:59:55,325 -[beep] -Camera, are you ready? 1198 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:59,896 Wardrobe, microphone? 1199 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:02,598 [exhales sharply] Here we go. 1200 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:03,900 [breathes deeply] 1201 01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,970 [announcer] WrestleMania goes Hollywood. 1202 01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:10,506 Live, Sunday April 3rd, only on pay-per-view. 1203 01:00:10,573 --> 01:00:12,442 [man 1] Thanks, everyone. That's a wrap. 1204 01:00:13,409 --> 01:00:15,044 Come here. [grunts] 1205 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,548 [ominous music playing] 1206 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:23,519 [man 3] Uh, excuse me, sir. Can I help you? 1207 01:00:26,723 --> 01:00:27,857 You talking to me? 1208 01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:28,925 [beep] 1209 01:00:29,859 --> 01:00:30,994 Are you talking to me? 1210 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,261 Don't do it again. 1211 01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:35,765 I mean, with all the T-shirts we have with WrestleMania 21, 1212 01:00:35,832 --> 01:00:38,201 I mean, don't we have a T-shirt to put on you? 1213 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:40,136 You got to be up there. It was disturbing. 1214 01:00:40,203 --> 01:00:41,771 -Nonetheless-- -It was disturbing to watch. 1215 01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:43,673 You know, voting starts tonight at wwe.com… 1216 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:45,742 Yo, you're not going to win. I can tell you that. 1217 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,610 …for the WrestleMania trailer awards. 1218 01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:49,479 You can vote for your favorite Superstars. 1219 01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,614 It's like, you know, the Oscars or the Academy Awards… 1220 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:53,616 -Yeah. -…for the WWE in WrestleMania. 1221 01:00:53,683 --> 01:00:56,452 Here is the list of the categories that you can vote for. 1222 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:58,688 [Tazz] Check this out, Cole. It's pretty cool, look at that. 1223 01:00:58,755 --> 01:01:01,557 The one you're not going to win, the favorite male performance. 1224 01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:03,826 [Cole] Well, what about the "You Talking To Me" award? 1225 01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,461 [Tazz] Again, you won't win that one either. 1226 01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:08,831 But it's pretty cool. Best punch line… Eddie Guerrero, I like it when he goes, 1227 01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:11,000 "You know what they call WrestleMania in France?" 1228 01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:12,869 -[Cole] What? -[Tazz] "WrestleMania." 1229 01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:14,671 [Cole] Well, speaking of Eddie, I believe Eddie-- 1230 01:01:14,737 --> 01:01:16,072 ["Can You Dig It" playing] 1231 01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:18,741 [Cole] And this man, Booker T, should be nominated 1232 01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:22,145 or should win the best tag team on screen category. 1233 01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:27,550 [crowd cheering] 1234 01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:32,121 ♪ Can you dig it, sucka? ♪ 1235 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:34,223 [fireworks explode] 1236 01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,126 [bell rings] 1237 01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,996 [ring announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1238 01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:43,700 Making his way to the ring, from Houston, Texas, 1239 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:49,472 weighing in at 256 pounds, Booker T! 1240 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,709 [Cole] SmackDown's final stop on the Road to WrestleMania 1241 01:01:52,775 --> 01:01:54,210 takes place next week 1242 01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:59,849 in Booker T's hometown of Houston, Texas, at Reliant Arena. 1243 01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:03,820 And can you imagine what's going to transpire next week on SmackDown? 1244 01:02:03,886 --> 01:02:04,721 We already know. 1245 01:02:04,787 --> 01:02:06,789 We're going to have The Big Show-Akebono weigh-in 1246 01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,491 for the Sumo Match at WrestleMania. 1247 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:13,362 [Tazz] No doubt! Houston SmackDown just a few days away from WrestleMania 1248 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:16,632 in Hollywood, and there's the Book man right there, looking sharp. 1249 01:02:16,699 --> 01:02:19,702 ["Final Force" by Alec Williams & Chieli Minucci plays] 1250 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,073 [ring announcer] And being accompanied to the ring by Fifi, 1251 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,708 from Paris, France, 1252 01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:29,445 weighing in at 260 pounds, 1253 01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:32,348 René Duprée. 1254 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,750 [Tazz] You know, I'm wondering, you know, with… So like… 1255 01:02:34,817 --> 01:02:38,588 With Fifi, so when he flies around, René, he ships his dog in a box, 1256 01:02:38,654 --> 01:02:40,323 or how does that work with the pets? 1257 01:02:40,389 --> 01:02:42,592 -[Cole] Well, it's common in air freight. -[Tazz] Yeah. 1258 01:02:42,658 --> 01:02:44,560 [Cole] You can actually put your dog in a crate 1259 01:02:44,627 --> 01:02:46,395 and put it on the airplane like baggage. 1260 01:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,298 [Tazz] How come you know so much about dogs? 1261 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:50,666 [Cole] I have three of them. 1262 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:52,635 [Tazz] I thought maybe you dated one back in the past. 1263 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:54,270 -You have three dogs? -[Cole] Yeah. 1264 01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:55,738 And anyhow, René Duprée 1265 01:02:55,805 --> 01:03:00,443 and Booker T set to go one-on-one here tonight on SmackDown. 1266 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:05,648 And still to come, we have the JBL-John Cena debate. 1267 01:03:05,715 --> 01:03:09,685 And the big question is, can John Cena hold his temper tonight in the debate 1268 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,320 and not physically touch JBL? 1269 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:13,790 If he does lay a hand on him, forget about it. 1270 01:03:13,856 --> 01:03:14,690 [bell rings] 1271 01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:17,527 [Cole] John Cena will lose his title opportunity at WrestleMania. 1272 01:03:17,593 --> 01:03:18,594 [crowd cheering] 1273 01:03:18,661 --> 01:03:20,463 [Tazz] I don't know if that's fair or not either. 1274 01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:22,999 I mean, a guy could entice you enough to snap, you know. 1275 01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:25,668 [Cole] Well, the rules were laid down by General Manager Theodore Long 1276 01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:26,769 after John Cena put his hands 1277 01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:28,437 on the General Manager a couple of weeks ago. 1278 01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:30,072 [Tazz] Remember how close Cena was last week 1279 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:32,375 to almost snapping on JBL with the steel chair? 1280 01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:35,678 [Cole] And Booker T goes to work on René Duprée. 1281 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,880 High elbow by Duprée backing Booker T up. 1282 01:03:37,947 --> 01:03:40,750 [Tazz] Sporting a hammerlock, René, and he got out of that. 1283 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:43,119 Ooh! Now, two tremendous athletes right here. 1284 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,388 You can see just by their… their physical condition. 1285 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:46,522 [Cole] Oh! 1286 01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:48,624 Nice heel kick by Booker T to the jaw. 1287 01:03:48,691 --> 01:03:50,927 [crowd cheering] 1288 01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:55,064 [Tazz] And the French man there coming back now on Booker. 1289 01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:56,365 [Cole] Oh. 1290 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:03,406 And look at Booker T whipped across the ring with authority by Duprée. 1291 01:04:03,472 --> 01:04:05,808 High boot catches René Duprée on the jaw. 1292 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,743 And look at this scoop slam by Duprée. 1293 01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:09,512 Here's the hook of the leg, shoulders down. 1294 01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:12,715 Duprée almost had him. Booker T kicked out at two. 1295 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,283 [shouting] 1296 01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,953 [Cole] Again into the corner, and again, René Duprée, 1297 01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:19,856 so much promise and talent in this young athlete. 1298 01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:23,759 Duprée stomping away at the midsection of Booker T. 1299 01:04:23,826 --> 01:04:25,228 The so-called French Phenom. 1300 01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:27,263 [Tazz] Oh, and there it is, French Tickler. 1301 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:30,066 I'm a French man. I'm doing a French tickler dance. 1302 01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:32,068 -Look at that, that's an extra-long one. -[gong sounds] 1303 01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:34,804 -[Cole] Wait a minute! Oh my! -[crowd cheering] 1304 01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:37,039 [Tazz] Oh, we seen this earlier, though. 1305 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,642 [Cole] Undertaker promised a sacrifice tonight. 1306 01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:42,311 [Tazz] We seen this a couple of times. I mean, what's… 1307 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:43,679 So far, nothing. 1308 01:04:43,746 --> 01:04:46,315 ["Rest in Peace" by Jim Johnston plays] 1309 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:49,252 [Cole] All right. Perhaps another false alarm. 1310 01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:52,755 -[Tazz] I don't… -[Cole] Well… 1311 01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:55,324 [Tazz] I don't… I don't… 1312 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,392 [crowd cheering] 1313 01:04:56,459 --> 01:04:58,427 -[Cole] I don't think so. -[Tazz] Well, this is not a… 1314 01:04:58,494 --> 01:05:00,596 -Oh my God! -[Cole] The Undertaker is in the ring. 1315 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:04,166 René Duprée has no clue. 1316 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,303 [Tazz] Oh my God! 1317 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:12,275 [Cole] Booker T getting out of town. 1318 01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:13,409 Where are you going? 1319 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:16,479 [crowd cheering] 1320 01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:22,585 -[Cole] I believe the Deadman-- -[Tazz] Can't René feel the cold? 1321 01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:23,753 [Cole] Oh no! 1322 01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:26,856 [Tazz] I believe the Deadman has chosen his victim. 1323 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,124 A chokeslam! 1324 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:31,127 [crowd cheering] 1325 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:34,297 [Cole] A chokeslam to René Duprée. 1326 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:38,668 Undertaker, seemingly from out of the air… 1327 01:05:38,734 --> 01:05:39,935 [crowd cheering] 1328 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:40,836 [Tazz] Oh! 1329 01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:45,374 [Cole] And the look of intensity in the eyes of the Deadman… 1330 01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:49,145 Duprée shoulder-first into the steel steps. 1331 01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:54,617 [Tazz] And Undertaker is focused on his victim. 1332 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,087 [Cole] Oh my! Oh my! 1333 01:05:58,154 --> 01:05:59,789 [Tazz] Oh my God! Oh my God! 1334 01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:03,359 [Cole] Duprée, steel steps off the skull. 1335 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:08,431 [Tazz] Wow! 1336 01:06:10,499 --> 01:06:14,537 The message is being sent to Randy Orton, Cole. 1337 01:06:14,603 --> 01:06:17,073 You know he's somewhere right now watching this. 1338 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:20,743 [Cole] Undertaker claiming Orton has sealed his destiny at WrestleMania. 1339 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,879 -Undertaker with his victim tonight… -[Tazz] Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 1340 01:06:23,946 --> 01:06:25,715 -[Cole] Oh, no, no. No, no. -[Tazz] Oh no! No! 1341 01:06:25,781 --> 01:06:27,717 [Cole] No, Deadman, please. Not the steel steps. 1342 01:06:27,783 --> 01:06:29,852 [Tazz] Don't do it! Not the steel steps! 1343 01:06:29,919 --> 01:06:34,557 [Cole] Tombstone Piledriver on the steel steps to René Duprée. 1344 01:06:35,991 --> 01:06:36,826 [gong sounds] 1345 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:37,793 [Tazz] Oh, God. 1346 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:42,298 [Cole] The Undertaker promised a sacrifice. 1347 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:43,799 ["Rest in Peace" playing] 1348 01:06:43,866 --> 01:06:48,104 [Cole] The beast has indeed risen from the ashes. 1349 01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:52,908 [Tazz] Look, this kid needs help. René needs help. Wow. 1350 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,214 [Cole] Well, moments ago, The Undertaker making good 1351 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,716 on his promise to sacrifice a victim tonight. 1352 01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:03,519 It was Booker T versus René Duprée. 1353 01:07:03,586 --> 01:07:09,158 Undertaker would appear after a blackout, and it was a vicious, a violent assault, 1354 01:07:09,225 --> 01:07:11,694 a frightening assault on René Duprée. 1355 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:16,866 [Tazz] If you are… If you are Randy Orton sitting home, someplace, wherever… 1356 01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:18,267 [Cole] My God! 1357 01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:19,835 [Tazz] …watching this… 1358 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:22,905 You know, Randy Orton claims that he doesn't fear The Undertaker. 1359 01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:25,641 But I tell you what, if I'm "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton, 1360 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:26,976 I might start rethinking that. 1361 01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:28,778 -Perhaps, Randy Orton-- -It's been a crazy night. 1362 01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:31,514 Perhaps Randy Orton is the ultimate sacrifice at WrestleMania. 1363 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,015 And unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, 1364 01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:35,184 we can tell you that René Duprée has been rushed 1365 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:38,020 to a local medical facility to receive medical attention. 1366 01:07:38,087 --> 01:07:39,889 When we get an update, we'll pass it along to you, 1367 01:07:39,955 --> 01:07:41,490 but it has been a wild night. 1368 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,858 The situation with Kurt Angle 1369 01:07:42,925 --> 01:07:45,261 putting the ankle lock on "Sensational" Sherri. 1370 01:07:45,327 --> 01:07:48,297 And now, here comes the General Manager, Theodore Long. 1371 01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:49,999 ["MacMilitant" playing] 1372 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:54,470 [Cole] And, of course, there is the jeep that The Big Show tipped over. 1373 01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:59,175 4,400 pounds of jeep, Big Show tipped over earlier tonight, 1374 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:01,343 sending a message to Akebono. 1375 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,445 [Tazz] Oh, big time. 1376 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:05,881 Akebono will be on SmackDown next week 1377 01:08:05,948 --> 01:08:08,551 for the official weigh-in of the matchup at WrestleMania. 1378 01:08:08,617 --> 01:08:10,086 Look at this power here. 1379 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:14,223 -Look! Over 4,000 pounds, man. -[Cole] Over two tons of jeep. 1380 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:17,259 Big Show showing he's not gonna be pushed around in that Sumo Match… 1381 01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,360 [Tazz] Yeah. 1382 01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:21,464 [Cole] …and the weigh-in next week in Houston between Big Show 1383 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:24,033 and Akebono right here on SmackDown. 1384 01:08:24,099 --> 01:08:25,701 [yells] 1385 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,370 [Cole] Well, Tazz, can you imagine what it's going to be like in the ring 1386 01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:31,974 at the Reliant Arena when these two behemoths get inside 1387 01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,442 for the weigh-in? 1388 01:08:33,509 --> 01:08:35,945 [Tazz] Proverbial batten down the hatches. 1389 01:08:36,011 --> 01:08:38,514 It will be a lot of weight in Houston next week. 1390 01:08:40,549 --> 01:08:46,455 The following is a debate that will involve the two men 1391 01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:50,960 that are competing for the WWE Championship 1392 01:08:51,026 --> 01:08:52,361 at WrestleMania. 1393 01:08:52,428 --> 01:08:54,730 [crowd cheering] 1394 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:59,034 Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you first, 1395 01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:04,773 the WWE Champion, John "Bradshaw" Layfield! 1396 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,575 ["Longhorn" playing] 1397 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:09,411 [Cole] You know, Tazz, in the latest issue of the SmackDown magazine, 1398 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:13,482 there's a great article on the JBL versus John Cena title match 1399 01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:19,555 at WrestleMania, a run-down of JBL's 260-plus days as champion. 1400 01:09:19,622 --> 01:09:22,691 And wait until you see the list of the Superstars 1401 01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:26,262 that he's passed in that long title reign. 1402 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:29,665 And the perks of being the WWE Champion, JBL, a financial guru, 1403 01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:32,735 was asked to ring the closing bell on Wall Street yesterday. 1404 01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:33,903 An honor to be chosen, 1405 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:38,040 because only a privileged few get to do this. 1406 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:43,546 Well, JBL beats John Cena at WrestleMania, and now getting set for the debate. 1407 01:09:43,612 --> 01:09:45,748 John Cena has a short fuse. 1408 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:50,052 Will he blow his temper and blow his WrestleMania title opportunity? 1409 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:52,688 The debate is next on SmackDown. 1410 01:09:56,425 --> 01:09:58,460 -["Longhorn" by playing] -[Cole] We are back on SmackDown. 1411 01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:03,165 The WWE Champion, JBL, in the ring, set for the debate with John Cena. 1412 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:08,304 [Theodore] And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1413 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:12,174 let me introduce to you the man 1414 01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:17,813 that will be challenging JBL in just 10 days. 1415 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,050 Ladies and gentlemen, John Cena! 1416 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:23,986 ["The Time Is Now" playing] 1417 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,956 [crowd cheering] 1418 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,564 [Cole] Well, this is an unenviable position 1419 01:10:35,631 --> 01:10:38,567 for the number one contender John Cena here tonight. 1420 01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:41,036 John Cena must keep his cool. 1421 01:10:41,103 --> 01:10:43,072 John Cena cannot lose his temper. 1422 01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:47,276 If he strikes the champion JBL, if there's any physicality here tonight, 1423 01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:52,047 John Cena will lose his title opportunity at WrestleMania. 1424 01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:54,850 [Tazz] And JBL is very well-aware of that, Cole. 1425 01:10:57,019 --> 01:11:00,756 And, you know, you can look for JBL to taunt John Cena 1426 01:11:00,823 --> 01:11:04,493 as we saw last week on SmackDown. JB… 1427 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,663 John Cena… [indistinct] almost snapped, almost-- 1428 01:11:07,730 --> 01:11:10,699 [Bradshaw] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1429 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,134 [song ends] 1430 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:13,035 Hold on. 1431 01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,539 Hold on. Hold on. 1432 01:11:18,173 --> 01:11:20,643 Now, Teddy Long, I want you to explain to him the rules 1433 01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:22,544 you made last week are still in effect. 1434 01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:25,981 If you touch me, you low-life SOB, 1435 01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:29,385 you lose your chance to face me at WrestleMania. 1436 01:11:29,451 --> 01:11:32,121 Tell him, Teddy! Tell him! 1437 01:11:32,187 --> 01:11:33,956 That's right, JBL. 1438 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:38,961 Now, Cena, if you lay a hand on JBL, 1439 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:44,233 you will lose your opportunity to face JBL 1440 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:48,137 for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania. 1441 01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:49,138 [Tazz] That's not fair. 1442 01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:52,541 But however, JBL, 1443 01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:58,080 if you physically provoke John Cena, 1444 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,949 then he has the right to retaliate. 1445 01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:03,385 -[Cole] Now, that is fair. -[Tazz] Wow. 1446 01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:10,225 Now… Now what that means if you strike John Cena, 1447 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:13,929 then John Cena can strike back. 1448 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:15,531 -You feel me? -Okay then. 1449 01:12:15,597 --> 01:12:17,132 [crowd cheering] 1450 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:21,704 So, it is time for the debate. 1451 01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:25,107 Now there are three questions. 1452 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:29,244 And the first question is for you, JBL. 1453 01:12:30,045 --> 01:12:33,449 Now what makes you believe 1454 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:38,087 you're more qualified to be the WWE Champion? 1455 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,858 First of all, Theodore… 1456 01:12:43,492 --> 01:12:44,526 [crowd booing] 1457 01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:47,529 I would like to thank you, 1458 01:12:47,596 --> 01:12:50,866 and I would like to thank all of SmackDown, 1459 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:54,269 and I would like thank all of the great fans 1460 01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:59,575 right here in Memphis, Tennessee for holding this debate. 1461 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:02,111 Go Grizzlies! 1462 01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:04,012 [booing continues] 1463 01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:06,014 And I would like to answer the question. 1464 01:13:07,015 --> 01:13:10,552 What makes me deserve to be a champion 1465 01:13:10,619 --> 01:13:14,423 -more than my opponent, John Cena? -This oughta be great. 1466 01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:18,427 You see, America needs heroes… 1467 01:13:19,928 --> 01:13:21,663 and I have filled that role. 1468 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,601 I have vanquished all my opponents, 1469 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,204 and I have become stronger by doing it. 1470 01:13:29,271 --> 01:13:33,208 I am the ideal American success story from a great family, 1471 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:37,179 independently wealthy, from a great school. 1472 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:40,015 I am a reason for all you people 1473 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:43,452 to look up to SmackDown because of me. 1474 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:49,158 And I understand there's champion on the other show 1475 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:52,661 that says that he is a 10-time World Champion. 1476 01:13:54,029 --> 01:13:59,067 What that means to me is he lost nine times. 1477 01:13:59,701 --> 01:14:05,774 I am the only champion in the history of professional wrestling 1478 01:14:05,841 --> 01:14:09,478 that has never lost this championship. 1479 01:14:10,078 --> 01:14:14,082 I have held this championship 1480 01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:18,086 longer than anybody in over 10 years, 1481 01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:22,024 including that same guy on the other show. 1482 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:26,562 That, Teddy Long, 1483 01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,431 is why I deserve, 1484 01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:33,368 and why I am what I say I am, 1485 01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:38,006 a wrestling god! 1486 01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,543 John Cena, same question. 1487 01:14:43,712 --> 01:14:46,682 [crowd cheering] 1488 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,921 Before I can even answer that question, 1489 01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:55,824 what makes me more qualified to be champ? 1490 01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:58,694 I got to turn that back around to you 1491 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,764 because you… you some sort of wrestling god. 1492 01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:04,933 I mean, you've been… You're the champ… 1493 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,636 No, you've been champ for quite a long time. 1494 01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:10,873 You're independently wealthy, a huge success story. 1495 01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:16,178 Why would someone as successful as you 1496 01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:20,949 drive to the ring in a broke-down [bleep] limousine? 1497 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:24,219 [crowd cheering] 1498 01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:26,788 -[Tazz] In a what? -Why? Why? I don't-- 1499 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:28,423 There's nothing wrong with that limousine. 1500 01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:30,459 -It's brand new. -Hey, man, hey, don't sugarcoat it. 1501 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,527 Let's go take a look. 1502 01:15:32,327 --> 01:15:35,230 [crowd cheering] 1503 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:40,769 I mean, uh, first things first, homie. 1504 01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:43,405 -[air hissing] -[Tazz] Oh, whoa! 1505 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,307 [Bradshaw] Teddy, look what he did to my car! 1506 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,042 [Cena] You got a flat tire. 1507 01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:51,713 Huh? Huh? You the champ. 1508 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:54,283 How you gonna ride out here in a limo with a flat tire, man? 1509 01:15:54,349 --> 01:15:58,220 That is vandalism. You should be thrown in jail. 1510 01:15:58,287 --> 01:16:00,455 Teddy Long, do something about this! 1511 01:16:00,522 --> 01:16:04,126 -You're the General Manager! -Hey. Hey, he's not touching you. 1512 01:16:04,192 --> 01:16:06,295 -He hasn't laid a hand on you. -[Cena] I'm just… 1513 01:16:06,361 --> 01:16:09,331 [crowd cheering] 1514 01:16:11,433 --> 01:16:15,304 I'm… I'm just stating the facts, playa. 1515 01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:19,942 And the paint job, man. What's up with the paint job? 1516 01:16:20,008 --> 01:16:21,176 [Tazz] Ooh. 1517 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:25,180 Come out in this busted [bleep] limo with a flat tire and a scuffed-up paint. 1518 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,182 I can't believe you didn't catch that. 1519 01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:30,319 There's nothing wrong with that paint job, Cena. 1520 01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:31,553 [Cena] Nah, man. 1521 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,122 You ain't looking at it right. 1522 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:35,924 -[Tazz] Oh. Oh man. -[Cole] Oh no. 1523 01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:37,292 [crowd cheering] 1524 01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:38,493 [Tazz] No. 1525 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,396 You see, when I look at it… 1526 01:16:43,899 --> 01:16:45,067 [crowd cheering] 1527 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:46,935 [Tazz] Oh my God. No. 1528 01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:48,370 [crowd cheering] 1529 01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,238 [Bradshaw] What is wrong with you? 1530 01:16:54,910 --> 01:16:57,412 You're a… You're a punk criminal. 1531 01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:01,083 I see a limo that says, "JBL sucks." 1532 01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:03,719 [crowd cheering] 1533 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,288 [Cena] "JBL sucks"? 1534 01:17:06,355 --> 01:17:09,224 Dude, JBL is you. 1535 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,694 You drove out here in a limo that says "JBL sucks." 1536 01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:14,896 -What is wrong with you? -That's a $200,000 car! 1537 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:17,199 [crowd chanting] JBL sucks! JBL sucks! 1538 01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:18,867 You know… 1539 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:25,340 [chanting continues] JBL sucks! JBL sucks! 1540 01:17:28,610 --> 01:17:31,747 You know, between that limo fiasco 1541 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,650 and this hostile crowd here in Memphis… 1542 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:37,719 [crowd cheering] 1543 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,256 …if I was you, well, I'd… 1544 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:44,026 Well, I'd just do something about that. 1545 01:17:44,092 --> 01:17:46,395 You better show me some respect, you-- 1546 01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:48,130 -You gonna hit me? -Hey, JBL. 1547 01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:50,232 You gonna hit me? You gonna do something? 1548 01:17:50,298 --> 01:17:53,001 -Go on. Go on. Throw a punch. -Hey, you-- 1549 01:17:53,068 --> 01:17:55,437 Come on, throw a punch there, big daddy! Come on! 1550 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:57,906 [crowd cheering] 1551 01:17:57,973 --> 01:17:59,574 You can do something if you want to. 1552 01:17:59,641 --> 01:18:01,476 I'm ready for the next question. 1553 01:18:01,543 --> 01:18:03,311 Well, then, let's move on. 1554 01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:07,549 -[Cole] JBL is holding his cool. -[Theodore] JBL… 1555 01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:14,489 how important is one's social 1556 01:18:14,556 --> 01:18:19,161 and economic upbringing in being a champion? 1557 01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:20,662 What kind of questions are these, man? 1558 01:18:20,729 --> 01:18:23,131 Apparently, it's real damn important. 1559 01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:26,134 Look at what that criminal just did to my car. 1560 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:30,706 You see, there's a reason that punk criminals like him, 1561 01:18:30,772 --> 01:18:35,043 the only way he makes it in a car is if you drive me! 1562 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:39,314 There's a reason that people like you are kept down by the rich 1563 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:41,416 because that's what's better for America. 1564 01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:46,488 You mock what you don't understand, and, flat honestly, you're jealous, 1565 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:49,624 because the only way you know you'll have money like me 1566 01:18:49,691 --> 01:18:52,627 is if you win the lottery or you turn to crime. 1567 01:18:52,694 --> 01:18:56,465 So, I'll tell you what, at WrestleMania, I'm going to turn to crime too. 1568 01:18:56,531 --> 01:18:58,300 I'm going to rob you of your dreams, 1569 01:18:58,366 --> 01:19:01,603 I'm going to rob you of your hopes, and I'm going to rob you of your dignity 1570 01:19:01,670 --> 01:19:05,107 when I make you, you, Cena, bow down, 1571 01:19:05,173 --> 01:19:08,176 and worship at the feet of a wrestling god. 1572 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,778 [crowd boos] 1573 01:19:09,845 --> 01:19:10,946 John Cena… 1574 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,249 you're up, playa. 1575 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,652 It sounds like somebody crapped in your Cheerios this morning, homie. 1576 01:19:17,719 --> 01:19:19,855 [crowd cheering] 1577 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:23,558 But… But you got a point. 1578 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:26,628 I mean, this whole economic thing… 1579 01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:28,830 Maybe I… Maybe I just lost my head. 1580 01:19:28,897 --> 01:19:30,899 I guess what you're trying to say is I got… 1581 01:19:30,966 --> 01:19:34,136 I got no respect for, you know, the championship. I got-- 1582 01:19:34,202 --> 01:19:35,270 You got no class. 1583 01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:38,673 I got no class. I mean, look at how I'm dressed. 1584 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:39,941 I guess… 1585 01:19:40,008 --> 01:19:44,780 [crowd cheering] 1586 01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:46,915 I mean… I mean, I think I'm doing all right. 1587 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:48,016 Are we good or what? 1588 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:50,185 [crowd cheering] 1589 01:19:50,252 --> 01:19:53,388 But whoa, wait, wait, wait. Don't get your panties in a bunch. 1590 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,291 There are some people who think that we should act a certain way, 1591 01:19:56,358 --> 01:19:57,959 that we should dress a certain way. 1592 01:19:58,026 --> 01:19:59,895 So, I'm a man of peace. 1593 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:03,632 I mean, we can probably solve all this if I just wore a suit and tie, right? 1594 01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:06,668 [crowd boos] 1595 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,804 You would look a lot better in a tie. 1596 01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:11,873 Right now, you look like a piece of crap. 1597 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:14,910 Well, let me see. I'd look better in a tie. 1598 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:17,512 Let's just see if that works. 1599 01:20:17,579 --> 01:20:19,581 Hey, hey, hey, Teddy! Teddy! 1600 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,616 You can't touch me. You, you… 1601 01:20:21,683 --> 01:20:23,718 WrestleMania, you'll… 1602 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:28,890 [crowd cheering] 1603 01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,158 [Cole] Oh no 1604 01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:35,697 So, a tie would look better, huh? 1605 01:20:38,099 --> 01:20:39,668 [Tazz laughs] 1606 01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:41,636 [Bradshaw] You son of a… 1607 01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:44,906 Oh no. I feel like a banker in this. 1608 01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:46,274 This still sucks. 1609 01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:47,709 [crowd cheering] 1610 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,178 Oh, but… Oh, dawg, that was… 1611 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:52,447 [laughing] That was yours, and after the… 1612 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,049 After the car thing, oof! 1613 01:20:54,115 --> 01:20:57,786 And the tie, you're probably pretty mad right now, huh? 1614 01:20:58,353 --> 01:21:01,122 You probably wanna do something, don't you? 1615 01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:04,860 Maybe throw a punch, maybe hit me. 1616 01:21:04,926 --> 01:21:06,895 If I hit you, I can't go to WrestleMania, 1617 01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:09,664 but then again, I'm not the one looking like a total jerk. 1618 01:21:09,731 --> 01:21:12,567 So, maybe, you know, maybe you wanna do something about it. 1619 01:21:12,634 --> 01:21:16,037 -[Cole] Uh-oh. -Maybe… Maybe you wanna throw a punch. 1620 01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:20,308 [crowd cheering] 1621 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:26,882 No. No. 1622 01:21:26,948 --> 01:21:29,217 I'm not playing your games. 1623 01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:32,153 You do not outthink the master. 1624 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:36,992 At WrestleMania, you will have all you want. 1625 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:41,196 But until then, son, play your stupid games. 1626 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:48,536 John Cena, the next question is for you. 1627 01:21:48,603 --> 01:21:51,573 Now, I wanna ask you this, playa. 1628 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,241 What do you need to-- 1629 01:21:53,308 --> 01:21:56,311 What do I need to do to get this punk [bleep] over here to swing at me? 1630 01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:59,347 [crowd cheering] 1631 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,619 Well, now, that's an important question… 1632 01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:08,323 and one I think we need to address. 1633 01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:15,263 What if, right here right now, I prove the "wrestling god," 1634 01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:16,631 the champion of champions, 1635 01:22:16,698 --> 01:22:19,334 a man of class, JBL, 1636 01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:21,770 to be nothing but a liar? 1637 01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:22,704 [crowd cheering] 1638 01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:25,273 -I don't lie. Hey-- -Oh, hey, hey, hey. 1639 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,208 Have faith in your boy. I can pull it off. 1640 01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:30,545 Now, Monsignor Theodore Long, 1641 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:33,882 watch closely, because I'm not going to touch you, dawg. 1642 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,083 You better not touch-- 1643 01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:36,952 But I am going to touch your 10-gallon hat. 1644 01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:39,854 [crowd cheering] 1645 01:22:39,921 --> 01:22:42,657 Oh no, this is nice, dude. This is… 1646 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,795 Yo, this ain't exactly my style or nothing, 1647 01:22:46,861 --> 01:22:49,798 but I mean, you can tell the craftsmanship, everything is there. 1648 01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,566 Is it… Is this Gucci? 1649 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,935 [crowd cheering] 1650 01:22:54,002 --> 01:22:55,603 It's a $1,000 Stetson. 1651 01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:56,705 Okay. 1652 01:22:56,771 --> 01:23:01,309 Then we know that this is probably a 10-gallon hat, right? 1653 01:23:03,745 --> 01:23:05,380 -I hate you. -Well-- 1654 01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:06,781 I hate you, you piece of-- 1655 01:23:06,848 --> 01:23:08,450 I'll take that as a yes, 10-gallon hat. 1656 01:23:08,516 --> 01:23:09,584 Well, let's do something. 1657 01:23:10,852 --> 01:23:13,288 Let's see how many gallons this hat is gonna hold. 1658 01:23:13,355 --> 01:23:14,622 [crowd cheering] 1659 01:23:14,689 --> 01:23:16,057 -[Cole] Oh no. -[Tazz] Oh no. 1660 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:20,128 -That's a $1,000 hat. Oh. -[Cole] Oh my God. 1661 01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:21,863 What are you doing? Do something! 1662 01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:23,131 Do something, Teddy! 1663 01:23:23,198 --> 01:23:24,799 He's not touching you. 1664 01:23:26,434 --> 01:23:28,003 Give me that. 1665 01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:31,373 [Tazz] Look at the hat. 1666 01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,875 Dude, that ain't even close to, like, one gallon. 1667 01:23:33,942 --> 01:23:35,910 That means your [bleep] is a liar. 1668 01:23:35,977 --> 01:23:37,979 Oh, by the way, I'm done with your hat. You can have it. 1669 01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:39,948 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] Oh man. 1670 01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:48,490 [Cena] Oh, oh. Oh no! 1671 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:50,392 Look at you, man. 1672 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:53,294 It looks like you done had an accident all over yourself. 1673 01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:56,698 They make diapers for that sort of stuff. 1674 01:23:56,765 --> 01:23:59,067 I mean, you got problems, we'll help you… 1675 01:23:59,134 --> 01:24:00,235 Oh, look at you. 1676 01:24:00,301 --> 01:24:02,504 I'm going to kick your [bleep] at WrestleMania. 1677 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:05,306 You gonna show me what you're going to do at WrestleMania. 1678 01:24:05,373 --> 01:24:06,408 At WrestleMania, I'm gonna-- 1679 01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:08,643 Then show me what you gonna do at WrestleMania! 1680 01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:10,412 Come on! Right here! 1681 01:24:10,478 --> 01:24:15,583 You throw a punch, and I swear I will knock the hell out of you! 1682 01:24:15,650 --> 01:24:18,086 [crowd cheering] 1683 01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:27,429 [crowd chanting] Cena! Cena! Cena! 1684 01:24:34,436 --> 01:24:36,671 You ain't gonna do nothing, are ya? 1685 01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:37,872 [laughs] 1686 01:24:39,174 --> 01:24:40,508 Just like I thought. 1687 01:24:42,043 --> 01:24:47,081 But I bet you stand there thinking that you're "clever" for not playing my games. 1688 01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,318 You look ridiculous. 1689 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:54,122 And as clever as you think you are… 1690 01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,093 well, I think you're something else. 1691 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:00,795 [Cole] Now what? 1692 01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:08,937 I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. 1693 01:25:09,003 --> 01:25:10,939 [crowd cheering] 1694 01:25:11,005 --> 01:25:13,241 -[Cole] Oh my God. -[Tazz] Oh, this is ridiculous. 1695 01:25:13,308 --> 01:25:14,209 [crowd cheering] 1696 01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:15,376 What are you doing? 1697 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,345 You piece of garbage. 1698 01:25:17,912 --> 01:25:19,380 You want me? 1699 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449 -You know what? -You want me? 1700 01:25:21,516 --> 01:25:22,951 You know what? 1701 01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:27,555 See, in the world that I come from, and the world that we come from… 1702 01:25:27,622 --> 01:25:30,592 [crowd cheering] 1703 01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:35,997 …there's people who talk about it, 1704 01:25:36,664 --> 01:25:41,069 and then there's people who be about it. 1705 01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:43,671 [crowd cheering] 1706 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,408 WrestleMania 21… 1707 01:25:50,745 --> 01:25:51,813 You watch your mouth. 1708 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:55,450 Let me give you a little preview 1709 01:25:56,017 --> 01:25:58,953 of what's going to happen to you. 1710 01:26:00,255 --> 01:26:01,856 -What? -[Tazz] What the… 1711 01:26:01,923 --> 01:26:02,991 What are you… 1712 01:26:06,227 --> 01:26:07,462 A-ha! 1713 01:26:07,529 --> 01:26:08,763 [crowd cheering] 1714 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,165 [Cole] The FU symbol. 1715 01:26:10,231 --> 01:26:12,433 [Tazz] Cena painted FU on JBL's shirt. 1716 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,570 [Cole] Well, John Cena called out JBL tonight, 1717 01:26:15,637 --> 01:26:19,407 and the WWE Champion didn't wanna go. 1718 01:26:19,474 --> 01:26:22,677 [Tazz] No, no, no, Cole. JBL is a smart champion. 1719 01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:27,749 JBL is picking his spot, and his spot is 10 days at WrestleMania. 1720 01:26:27,815 --> 01:26:29,284 Mark my words, Cole. 1721 01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:31,619 Cena may have punked out the champ tonight, 1722 01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:33,655 but at WrestleMania, 1723 01:26:33,721 --> 01:26:37,358 JBL is going to bring the fight to John Cena. 1724 01:26:37,425 --> 01:26:38,626 I'm telling you. 1725 01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:41,696 ["The Time Is Now" playing] ght to John Cena.