"Boom. Boom."
"The hottest babe in the alley."
"Boom. Boom."
Hey! Aunt, there is only one note.
Lattu, I won it in the lottery today.
Aunt, please return it.
- Get lost! - Hey!
Annu's mom.
You are making preparation for the kitty party.
Yes.
You will get committee money too.
You were saying you will make tamarind chutney
with 'Dahi Vada' (Curd dumplings) for the kitty party.
Annu's papa likes coriander chutney grinded on mortar and pestle.
I am making it for him.
It's tasty.
Did you hear about flat number 7's Mrs. Shukla?
Her BP shot up. She has got a plaster on her hand.
If her BP shot up, why did she get a plaster on her hand?
Don't you know?
Last week she went to grind flour.
When she saw 100 kg unit at the flour mill, she got greedy.
She sat on the weighing scale.
And she told Gulab, the flour mill owner, to weighT her.
He got scared that his weighting scale might break.
He kept 100 kg unit on the other side of the scale.
The scale didn't move.
They had to push her.
Her total weight turned out to be 111 kg.
She went to the doctor.
The doctor told her that her weight has increased. She needs to reduce it.
That foolish woman bought a skipping rope to lose weight.
After dinner she went to the terrace to do skipping.
She felt dizzy. The rope got entangled with her body like a python.
She fell flat on her face. And broke her hand.
She has got a plaster on her hand.
How did she find out that her BP has increased?
Your general knowledge is really bad.
A health club is going on in the government school.
- Camp. - Yes. Exactly.
It's free.
I have heard some female doctor has come.
She checked her BP.
Sister, I am thinking of getting my BP checked.
Nowadays my heart beats very fast.
- Thump. Thump... - Mom.
There are ants in the bathroom once again.
Who had gone to the bathroom?
- Brother Annu. - You went before me.
Mom had gone before me.
Your dad went before me.
Annu's mom,
if there are ants in the house then it's definitely because of sugar.
We have 2 kg sugar in our house.
Nonsense! Not that sugar! Diabetes!
Annu's mom, come on. Both the sisters will go for the checkup.
It will be great fun.
- No. No. I don't want to go. - Why won't you go?
Do it and end the matter. She has started drinking 10-12 cups of tea in a day.
Let's do this. I will take you. And end the matter.
Yes, mom. Let's go. It's been a long time since we went to the hospital.
- It smells so good. - No. No.
Annu's mom, let's go. It's free now. Later, you will have to pay.
That's it. That's it.
Do you want to do blood trafficking?
How much blood will she take?
- Hold it. - Yes.
Doctor.
Does she have diabetes?
In which grade are you studying, sonny?
I am going to appear for 10th board.
You need to work really hard.
The kind of question you are asking
you will be able to pass only moral science exam.
- Your BP is normal. - Okay.
Your sugar report will arrive in some time.
- Okay. - Meanwhile, offer us juice.
Those who donate blood are offered juice.
Did you extract tomato juice from our body?
You have extracted blood.
- Are you feeling dizzy, Annu's mom? - No. No.
- Weakness? - No. No.
- All of you please wait outside. Go. - Yes.
- I am feeling weak. - Aman, hold her.
Nurse. Please send the next patient.
- Yes. - Won't you even offer Frooti?
- Let's go. - Come on.
I said it so many times. She took my blood sample.
- I have not eaten anything since morning. - Yes.
- I am feeling dizzy. - Let's sit. Let's sit here.
- I am feeling weak. - Yes.
Stop here.
Carefully. It will tear.
Okay.
Come.
Aman, take care of her. I will just come, mom.
Okay.
See this, Mr. Tyagi.
See what?
Tree.
Where is the tree?
No. If there had been a tree I would use it for banner.
It would have looked beautiful.
But there is no tree.
That is the problem.
It was Mr. Princu's favorite tree. Where did the tree go?
- On which Sushma was written?
Talking nonsense.
See this.
The transformer looks awesome.
Put up the poster anywhere, below it or above it
it will look beautiful.
A spark will ignite. And Mr. Princu will get charred.
You are right.
Ashoka tree. Put up the poster here.
Hello. How are you? Will you put it up on a tree?
What if a pigeon shits on Ashoka tree?
Brother Annu is right.
At times you also say something practical. Mr. Personnel.
- Are you mad? - Do one thing.
The location is not good. Let's go.
No. No, Mr. Tyagi.
Shall we put it up outside the hospital?
What will be the benefit?
A free camp is going on.
Everybody in the locality has come here.
- Yes. - Mr. Princu's poster will be outside.
People will think that Mr. Princu has organized the free camp.
It's a great idea.
At times you also give some great ideas.
Shall I show you?
It's Dabangg sunglasses.
- He bought it from Thailand. - Is it?
It's good.
Do come.
Where, Mr. Tyagi?
Obviously, to my house. Where else?
Sure. I will come.
Bye. I will go and drop him.
- Goodbye. - Yes.
Take him carefully.
- Mr. Tyagi. Mr. Tyagi. - Yes.
Yes. Good.
Let's go.
This building..
Mister, sit in the front.
Where will we sit? Sit.
She is a doctor. But she thinks she is a collector.
She mustn't be doing any housework.
Why will she do any housework, Bittu's mom?
She must have kept a maid.
Did you see how she had applied vermilion?
She mustn't have applied it on her own.
She must have a machine for that.
Machine to apply vermillion.
Yes. Nowadays you have a machine for everything.
A machine to wash vessels and a machine for mopping.
- You are right, Annu's mom. - Yes.
- Mrs. Chaube.. - Yes.
She demanded 'Chokha' making machine
as dowry during her son's marriage.
Does she like 'Chokha' so much?
She must like it since she has a plump face.
You are talking nonsense.
You only tell me, Annu's mom.
Chokha making machine for dowry..
You people?
- Your fasting test is done. - Yes.
Another test will be done. Post fasting test.
Then feed us.
Doctor, I will make her eat something.
Madam, thank you.
You did the test so nicely.
- It's her job. She gets paid for it. - Yes.
It would have been better if somebody else had got tested.
Why do you say that?
Nothing is wrong with me.
Yes. I am speaking the truth.
I take four rounds of the terrace.
I take innumerable rounds of the courtyard.
Don't ask me about sweeping and mopping.
Nothing is wrong with me.
Did you hear?
Learn something from her.
Bittu's mom, let's go. Come on.
'Yes. What will happen to them?'
'Nothing.'
'Our country's women think that'
'they are not women, but superwomen.'
'Nothing can happen to them.'
'If sweeping and mopping could keep you fit'
'then believe me. All women in our country would have been'
'like Dangal's Geeta and Babita.'
"At times plays. At times mischief."
"At times yours. At times mine."
"A little rigid. A little entangled."
"But we grabbed it all the same."
"A little moist. A little dry."
"At times happy. At times sad."
"It dissolves like cardamom."
"It strikes the cord of the heart."
"Life was a piggybank of memories."
"Life was a piggybank."
Your blood has turned into sherbet, Shanti.
200 mg/dL.
- Huh? - Yes.
Papa, I have read that if it's above 150 a person can even die.
That's for blood pressure.
I hope you are not dreaming of becoming a doctor after your board exams.
Just two weeks ago I had dissected an earthworm in biology laboratory.
- Since then I am considering it. - Did the earthworm survive or die?
It's a lifelong disease, Shanti.
How will you eat 'Kala Jamun' (Sweet) at weddings?
I never eat 'Kala Jamun'.
I eat 'Gulab Jamun'. That too rarely.
During the second marriage of Mr. Shrivastav's elder son
you dumped it on my plate.
And in the end you snatched the plate from me.
You think it's hilarious?
- I am serious. - How serious?
May be she need to inject insulin.
Call up Pawan.
Pawan is not a doctor. He is a compounder.
In India a compounder who has more than 10 years experience
is called a doctor. Did you understand?
I request Mr. Annu Mishra to call up Pawan.
I am Aman Mishra.
I was looking at you while talking.
Insulin injection is given if it's above 300.
That too in serious cases.
What are you saying, Pawan?
A piece of 'Gulab Jamun' is all it will take to increase it from 200 to 300.
Do one thing. Bring your first-aid box.
And give her an insulin injection.
Santosh, if I give it to her, then it will be terrible.
Her sugar level will drop.
If her sugar level drops, I will give her 'Gulab Jamun'.
That's all that you have to do.
Give me insulin injection followed by 'Gulab Jamun'.
This is my body. It's not a laboratory.
You argue a lot.
Listen, brother.
Tell sister-in-law to control her diet.
With increased physical movement it will automatically become normal.
Are you listening? He is a specialist.
Yes. He is a specialist.
How much sweet do I eat and how much do you eat?
Do I have diabetes or do you have it?
- I see. Then 200-300.. - Hold on. Listen.
Pawan, give me guava flavor condom.
Yes. I will make her do exercise, Pawan. Now hang up.
Has Pawan started selling guava?
Go and bring a glass of guava..
Bring water.
Along with yoga if you follow the remedies shown on the screen
- you will feel healthier. - Yes. Write down.
Margosa Datun (Toothbrush twig) as soon as she wakes up.
Margosa Datun.
1 tsp basil powder to clean the stomach.
Basil powder.
Blackberry seed juice. Without water.
Morning and evening. In one gulp.
If you are unable to drink it, close your nostrils.
3 sets of Kapalbhati.
2 sets of Bhastrika.
- Followed by.. - Whatever needs to be done I will do it day after tomorrow.
What is the spelling of Bhastrika, papa?
Write B and H.
Followed by A and S..
Then TRI. End it with KA.
What will happen of you?
Papa, I will write it. But how is Bhastrika done?
Shall I show you that too?
Here. Listen.
Close both the ears with your thumb.
Close your eyes with your fingers.
This art of stealing oxygen from nature is called Bhastrika.
It's quite beneficial for diabetes patients.
You can start this from today.
I won't die of diabetes in a day.
If yoga could cure it, so many people
in the locality wouldn't have been suffering from it.
- Awasthi's sister-in-law. Santoshi Awasthi. - Yes.
She has diabetes since 12 years.
Everyday she goes to Chhedi sweets shop
and eats six plates of 'Chhena' (Sweets).
Yes. She does yoga. That's why she is fine.
Yes. She eats 'Chhena'. And you eat 'Imarti' (Sweets).
You know a lot about his sister-in-law.
Oh man! Don't be so suspicious.
Lucky, I am asking for 10-12 Datun. I am not asking for margosa tree.
What do you mean by he won't let you climb the tree in the evening?
Will you bring it by tomorrow morning?
Yes fine. Bring it.
Mom.
I have arranged for your Datun. We will get it by morning.
It's good.
Datun's arrangement has been done.
Come on. Let's do Bhastrika. Leave your work.
Son, go and bring a mat.
Where did you keep the mat, mom?
Tomorrow is kitty party. I have a lot of work to do.
Whatever needs to be done will be done day after tomorrow.
It's the limit.
He is looking for the mat. He is arranging for margosa Datun.
I am watching healthy videos on Youtube.
And you are concerned about kitty party.
I said kitty party won't happen. It's final.
Kitty party will happen.
- Only yoga will happen. - First kitty party.
Followed by yoga.
Annu.
Call up Pawan and ask him
if diabetes leads to mental illness.
Like her father's case.
Mom.
Papa, you..
Mom. Mom.
Mom, listen to me...
Papa was kidding. Mom.
Mom.
Mom!
Papa, was it important to talk about grandpa?
- I didn't say anything wrong. - You didn't say anything wrong?
Last time she left in a huff
we found her at the bus depot after eight hours.
She was knitting a sweater.
This time tell her to knitting winter cap for you.
Don't laugh!
You are going on laughing. Show me what you have written.
You don't know the spelling of Bhastrika.
- It's your board exam. Focus on that. - It's enough now.
Drink it.
Annu has made it. Right?
No.
Annu's father has made it.
Sugar free.
Oh man!
When I left in the morning, you were grinding chutney.
When I returned, you were grinding spices.
And now, you are infuriated.
You should take rest too.
It's important for your health.
Cancel your kitty party.
Would you have canceled it if your office staff
had been coming and I was sick?
Yes. I would have.
If I had diabetes.
Last time when I had fever, I had tied a bandage around my forehead
and made chutney for 10 people.
Oh yes! Shukla was saying
that when you tie a bandage around your forehead,
you look like 'Jeet' movie's Sunny Deol.
Do you want to have it?
Fine. Do it.
- But I also have a condition. - I won't accept it.
At least hear it first.
What?
I will make all the preparations.
- What? - Yes.
- No. - No. I told you.
- No. No. - I am telling you.
- No. I don't trust you.. - I will manage.
- No! - Don't worry. I will manage.
You won't be able to do it.
How is it?
You will look like a cartoon.
I got it for the kitty party.
Papa, it looks like you have cut it from a sari.
Keep quiet.
Talk less over there. Did you understand?
And both of you.
It's beyond your capacity.
Think about it. There is still time.
- I will do it alone. - I have thought about it.
I had made breakfast in the morning. I will do everything.
I have made half the preparations.
You need to prepare food for 10 people.
Not 10. But 15.
Yes. Bittu's mom is also coming.
By the way, mom, what will you do with the committee money?
What else? She will hide it in the trunk.
That's what she has been doing since ages.
Forget that. Tell me the menu.
- Menu. - Menu.
- Yes. Exactly.
Menu is tea, biscuit and snacks.
And for lunch, peas and cottage cheese veggie
chickpeas and fried flatbread and 'Dahi Vada'.
Followed by custard and cold drink.
- What? - Yes.
Custard and cold drink?
- Yes. - It tastes delicious.
I had eaten it at Ram Naresh Diwakar's birthday party.
One spoon custard. One sip cold drink.
Papa, it had tasted heavenly.
Simply awesome.
You can do whatever you want.
If the food doesn't taste good, then see what I do.
Did you understand?
- Yes. Yes. - Yes.
Great.
Meanwhile, I will go and do Bhastrika.
Papa, mom has become sensible.
She agreed to do Bhastrika.
- She was taunting us. - What do you mean?
You won't pass Hindi exam this time.
Come on. Let's start the work.
'Now it's not just about the kitty party.'
'It's about the kitchen.'
'When men enter the kitchen after many years'
'they are bound to change the look of the kitchen.'
'Chickpeas could become too salty.'
'And to make fried flatbread fluffy'
'soda could be added from other sources.'
'It's also possible that while peeling peas'
'these three men might finish off all the peas.'
'And a new dish might be invented.'
'Without peas and cottage cheese.'
Aunt.
Please return the note.
We are very poor.
Get lost. You shouldn't say that.
Send me good one this time.
Annu's mom.
- Bittu's mom is here. - Yes.
I am slightly late.
Move aside.
Where are you barging in?
- You are sitting on my sari. - Carefully.
Bittu's papa has booked Alto car.
I told him to drop me.
He said we will get it after 20 days.
I fought with him.
I sent him back to the showroom.
I told him if you don't bring Alto by evening
you also don't return home.
Is this the holy water?
If you want, I will sprinkle it on you.
All your sins will get mitigated.
What else?
What holy water?
This is Haryana's water.
Annu's mom, this will cure your diabetes.
Annu's mom, when did you get diabetes?
How much is it? You didn't tell me.
Are you a doctor that she will tell you?
- How much is it? - It isn't too high.
I will do yoga and it will be fine.
No. No. No, Annu's mom Yoga won't cure it.
Two caps in the morning and two caps in the evening.
Only this will cure it.
Look. She will start her business.
She will distribute two caps of it and extract money.
How much biscuit will you eat? Keep it back.
- Let's start it. - Yes.
My ticket. My ticket.
She always wins.
She is a big cheater.
- Yes. - Let the game start.
8 and 0. 80.
- Tea is boiling. - Yes.
- Get the cups. - Yes, papa.
[Indistinct chatter]
That's it. It's done.
- Enough, Mrs. Chaudhary. Shall we start? - Yes.
That's it. That's it. Will you crush it?
It should drown properly.
Yes. You have to drown it, son. And not crush it.
Do you remember what mom had told you?
Did you add salt?
12.
But curd is sour.
What is the need to add salt?
Isn't salt added in 'Dahi Vada'?
Whenever I have eaten it, I have seen red chili powder floating on top.
I think we should add that.
Hey! Did you crush chilies?
You are making me wash vessels since morning.
How will I crush chilies? Did you crush chilies?
I won't spare you.
You haven't done anything properly since morning.
- Papa, I washed all vessels. - Come on.
Hey! You have rolled the flatbread so pathetically.
Do you remember what your mom had told you?
Here. Cut it with the bowl.
Oh papa! It is very difficult.
It's not difficult. It's impossible. That too everyday.
At least you get paid when you do a job.
Aman, bring 'Dahi Vada'.
Yes. Bringing. Bringing.
- 'Dahi Vada'. - Papa, tea.
- Spoon. Bring the tray. - Here is the tray.
- I don't want to play. - Why?
She wins all the time. She won twice. I don't want to play.
I am telling you. She always cheats and wins.
- You are.. - Hello. Hello.
'Dahi Vada' is here.
- Here. - Hello, brother.
Here. What happened to your hand?
She broke her hand. What else?
3 and 3. That's 33.
Whenever I tell my husband to help me in the kitchen
he gives me a wide smile.
- Take it. - Brother.
Have you got fired from your job?
No. Oh no!
- I took a leave from office. - Yes.
There was a lot of workload.
- Yes. - I thought I will help her.
Yes. To help me.
Tea. Tea. Drink tea.
- Thank you, son. - Tea. Tea.
Why are you serving tea with 'Dahi Vada'?
It was papa's idea.
Aren't you drinking tea?
No. I have diabetes.
Tea is good for your blood.
Brother, did you make 'Dahi Vada'?
Yes. Is it nice?
Yes. It's okay once in a while.
My husband gets enthusiastic about cooking chicken.
He wreaks havoc.
In the end he says, "Shall we order chicken from outside?"
Listen to me.
Last week Bittu's papa made the best lemonade.
- Yes. - Water and lemon were served separately.
I told him to bring a spoon so that I can stir it and drink.
He couldn't find a spoon for half an hour.
- Then? - What else?
I drank water and licked the lemon.
- They can only cause commotion. - Yes.
They don't know where things are kept in the kitchen.
If you tell them to do something they behave as if they are doing a favor.
The other day Rohit's papa added carom seeds
instead of cumin seeds while making bottle gourd veggie.
And he was asking me to taste and see how it is.
Did everybody's stomach get cleaned?
The whole night farting was going on.
Brother, tea with 'Dahi Vada'..
It's good. It's good. Try it.
- Shall I say something? - Yes.
Men make just anything.
- Hear about her family. - Yes.
- Tell us. Tell us. - What? What happened?
- Tell us. Let her speak. - No. Tell us.
At her daughter's birthday party her husband
served custard with cold drink.
You are talking nonsense.
- Number 2 looks like a torn kite. - Yes.
Women are fed up of men's demand.
Forget that. Settle the account of Rs.20.
- What Rs.20? - It's written in the diary.
- Let me tell you. - I have done.
Son, don't serve custard and cold drink together.
We will be disgraced badly.
- Wear your apron. - No. Leave it.
How are you making fried flatbread?
- Papa. - Yes.
Is kitty party so much fun?
'I have a little and I need a little.'
'That's why committee's Rs.10 is so gratifying.'
'And this pleasure augments when women earn it.'
'And use it for their household.'
'The same household where the onus of fulfilling their needs'
'was thrust on you.'
'Who had thrust it?'
'Who knows?'
'When was it thrust? Nobody knows.'
'But you assumed that you are her messiah.'
'You couldn't understand her or her needs.'
'She waited.'
'For days, months and years.'
'She waited for you from the time she used to stare in the mirror'
'for hours to the time she wiped dust from the mirror.'
'But now...she won't wait anymore.'
'Because once the waiting period is over'
'a person starts loving her own self.'
'Now they will fulfill their own needs.'
'Are you listening?'
'This laughter. It's the laughter of hope.'
'Who knows? Someone's little hope might be fulfilled today.'
'And these loud laughter reveal that whether they get diabetes'
'or whether the cooker's whistle blows'
'but kitty party will continue.'
Prema Shukla.
Pushpa Dubey.
Premlata Chaudhary. The buffalo lady.
- Look. Mrs. Chaudhary is also there. - Yes.
Here is Bittu's mom.
Check how much she has given.
- Yes, papa. I will check. - Yes.
She has tied it with a thread, papa.
- I hope she doesn't practice black magic. - What are you saying?
She is not trustworthy.
With so much money I can buy dragon core processor phone, papa.
Not phone. Headphone. Noise cancelation headphone.
You cannot hear outside sound.
No.
The house needs a new TV.
Papa, we have a TV. We will buy something else.
See who has come. Yes I will see..
She is fully charged.
Let's see.
Yes. Keep it in the kitchen.
Jeetu.
Who is it?
Annu...give me Rs.4500.
Give me Rs.4500.
Why are you looking at him? Give it to me.
Give it.
Here. Yes.
Sir, give me a tip.
Aman...give him 'Dahi Vada'.
Eat it. It's very tasty.
No. It's fine.
Eat it.
- It's fine. - Jeetu, listen.
What has she ordered?
Mixer, grinder, juicer.
It's three-in-one, brother.
Mom.
You ordered it all of a sudden.
What was the need for this?
You had mortar and pestle.
Because I have diabetes.
Yes. I know that.
That's why we were handling everything since morning.
Did you handle it?
Yes.
Yes. We handled it, mom.
They came, ate, sang and danced. And left.
Who ate in this plate?
We will have to call forensic team to find that out.
Who ate in this plate?
What are you saying?
Everybody left two hours ago.
Send leftover 'Dahi Vada' to forensic team.
Along with the flies.
No, mom. We were going to pick it up.
Listen. We were going to pick it up.
When was the last time you picked up your plate?
Forget that. When did you take a glass of water on your own?
Yesterday I drank water from my bottle.
And you..
You love chutney, don't you?
The one that's grinded on mortar and pestle.
Do you remember? When I came to your house as a newlywed bride
mortar and pestle was kept on the kitchen platform.
The only difference is that I used to stand and grind chutney at that time.
And now, I sit in the courtyard and grind it.
Do you know why?
Because my knees pain, Mr. Mishra.
Now I won't be able to stand and cook food or grind chutney.
That's why I have ordered a mixer for myself.
I will set up the mixer wherever I want.
On the roof or in the courtyard or in the bedroom or in the bathroom.
And grind spices comfortably.
Not only for myself, but for the entire locality.
You will have to toil, do yoga and change your routine.
I will change my routine. Can all of you change your routine for me?
Forget that. If you are so concerned, then tell me.
What have you thought about dinner?
Dinner is prepared everyday.
Or will men cook only during the day?
I am preparing yellow rice with potato.
It's called 'Tehri'.
Why? Isn't it called disappointment?
Whoever wants to eat, let me know.
I will eat.
I will also eat.
I have been eating it since childhood.
'So from today and right now, it's confirmed.'
'Whenever yellow rice with potato will be prepared'
'in Mishra household, men will call it not disappointment.'
'But Tehri.'