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We painted it yellow, right?
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Now it's all murky brown.
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Be honest. Have you told your parents
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that you've become a sage?
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Aman, you!
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Won't you touch my feet
unless I walk over to you?
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- Why did you call him here?
- What are you up to?
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Aman?
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[Aman] Do you even know who this guy is?
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- He's the internet guy!
- The Wi-Fi guy!
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Well, jokes aside,
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I have learned a lot from Shashi sir.
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[Manchanda] You are a tiger, Mishra.
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There are so many people
outside eating samosas, right?
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They will keep eating samosas
all their lives.
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A kitty party has been forced upon
our house next week.
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Now she will glorify her women's group.
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The good news is that
I may be made the regional head.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- What are you saying?
- Greetings!
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Oh, that's our Pinky uncle.
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The one who threw 1,000 rupee notes
on Santosh's face?
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Area Sales Executive.
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Commitment of quality and trust.
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It's paneer.
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It's fake paneer.
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He's going to need a cardiologist soon.
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But, congratulations,
you have one right next door.
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Is our mother's house really
in such a bad state?
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It is in a bad state,
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so I was thinking…
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- I'm going to my friend's house.
- [Aman] Heard that?
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[Shanti] You keep going over
to Satish Negi's all the time.
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He gave Raanu's son
a mutual fund worth 10,000 rupees.
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Did he tell you?
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They don't think they need
to tell us anything anymore.
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Hmm.
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- [distant dogs barking]
- [Shalini] Shh.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[in a hushed voice] Where is he?
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[in a hushed voice] He's here.
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[in a hushed voice] He's there.
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[suspenseful music turns playful]
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[recording beep]
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[metallic clink]
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[music fades]
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Get that tire good, sonny!
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You're on camera.
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Instead of opening a book,
you're slashing tires!
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Saroj, Pushpa,
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call the police.
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And let the whole neighborhood know
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that vehicle owners don't need
to worry anymore.
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Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal
has caught the tire slasher!
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[birds chirping]
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[Santosh harmonizing]
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- [thud]
- [rushing water]
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Who's in there? Is it Pinky?
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[Pinky] Yes, Santosh! Coming, coming.
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Your brother has managed
to ruin my morning.
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Now I'll be late for work.
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Only when my family is visiting,
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you are so worried about office timings.
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[Santosh] Oh no, it's not like that.
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Vishwakarma ji called this morning
and asked me to come in early.
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There's some good news.
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- Maybe a gift for you?
- [Santosh] I don't know.
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Don't leave it in the office
like the last time.
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All right.
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What's the matter?
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I see a lot of utensils out.
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Is all that for your brother?
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Bittu's mother is making me
host a kitty party.
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I told you about it.
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[Santosh] Well, that's great.
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Pinky can pass his time
with the ladies at home.
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But he said he was going
to tag along with you.
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- [door creaks]
- Pinky?
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- Yes.
- [Pinky] Oh!
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It's 9:00 a.m.!
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Don't they finish taking attendance
at 10:00 a.m. in government offices?
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Are you excused from it?
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But tell me, why do you want
to accompany me to my office?
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Santosh, after you came into our family,
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my mother would always say…
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- What?
- "Pinky, look,
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your brother-in-law
is a government worker."
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"And not for some paltry department,
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- but the electricity board."
- Yes.
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Her dream to see me
in a government position never came true,
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so I was thinking I'll sit in your chair
and take a selfie.
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- What a thought!
- If it's possible.
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[Santosh] Why wouldn't it be?
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I'll seat you on my government seat
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and take a selfie of you.
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- Santosh, you take a selfie yourself!
- Fine.
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- Just stand behind me.
- [Santosh] Sure.
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- I'll take you in my SUV today.
- Huh?
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- They'll all stare in awe!
- In the big car?
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- Yes!
- Nice!
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[Shalini] Shanti!
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- Oh no!
- [Santosh] Trouble's here! Run!
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- The poisonous woman is here!
- Go!
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[Pinky] My towel's coming undone!
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[theme song starts]
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[theme song ends]
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TIRE SLASHER
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Is everything ready, Shanti?
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Bittu's Mummy?
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You called me "Shanti."
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You always call me "Annu's Mummy."
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Our group passed a proposal two days ago.
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From now on, women will call
each other by their names.
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You can call me "Shalini."
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But, Bittu's Mummy,
I'm used to "Annu's Mummy."
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And to rid everyone of this habit,
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I invited the ladies of the group
to your house.
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But this is not a meeting for the group.
It's a kitty party.
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You don't know what happened
on the morning walk today?
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The tire slasher, who had been
a menace for the last three months,
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was nabbed by us!
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If you were a part of the group,
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you would have been on the morning walk.
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The number of rounds
I make all morning in the house
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makes up for the morning walk.
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I just don't carry a camera along.
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We caught the boy with my camera!
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Shalini.
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Hi, Vani. Come on in.
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Shanti, this is Vani.
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The youngest member of our group.
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- [Shanti] Namaste.
- Hello, Shanti.
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Stay away from women for six weeks.
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Your session is about to end.
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So, make the renewal soon.
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Okay? Namaskar.
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If you don't mind, can I say something?
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I doubt your so-called abilities.
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I doubt your so-called intelligence.
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Should I curse you? Smite you?
Make a prediction?
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Yes, do a reading.
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Tell me, should I stay away
from the ladies or not?
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Write this.
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Surya Narayan…
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"Surya Narayan."
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- will…
- "Will."
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- have a swayamvar.
- "A swayam--"
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Swayamvar?!
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- Shalini?
- Hmm.
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Can I shoot from the roof?
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You can shoot from anywhere!
Make yourself at home.
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You can hang the camera from there, too.
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Bittu has a sister!
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Shanti, step aside.
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[Shalini]
Shanti, let her work.
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One second. Vani!
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Vani?
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Vani!
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Is she my future?
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No one takes my mother's name
except for my Papa.
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I'll shut her up! Move!
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Tell her about me!
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The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!
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[all] The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!
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We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!
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[all] We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!
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The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!
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[all] The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!
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We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!
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[all] We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!
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What's going on here, Santosh?
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[chants continue]
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I don't know what this is about.
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You said there was good news
awaiting you at the office.
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Come, let's see.
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[chants continue]
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Vishwakarma ji.
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They called me in saying there was
good news with a protest outside!
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They should have given us the day off.
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But, Mishra ji, I do have
some good news right here. Look.
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A new housing development program
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has been launched
for government employees.
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You can buy a house with easy instalments.
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Just don't put off filling out the form.
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It's a government policy, Vishwakarma ji.
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It's not going anywhere that fast.
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Well, I believe
in first-come, first-served.
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Oh, me too!
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- [Vishwakarma] Nice.
- Vishwakarma ji,
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this is my brother-in-law, Pinky.
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- [Vishwakarma] Namaste.
- Myself, Pramod Pathak.
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What's going on outside?
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Some lineman got a bit rough
with a consumer.
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His whole village is here
to protest against it.
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- Really?
- The crowd is threatening to continue
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until the principal secretary
apologizes in person.
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- [dismissive chuckle]
- The principal secretary is coming here?
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Then he will bring a videographer along.
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[Vishwakarma] As if!
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He has passed the baton to the boss.
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Now the boss will pass it
to a subordinate!
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[chuckle]
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Well, Vishwakarma ji,
what village are they from?
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They're from Pihalia village.
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- [Pinky] Pihalia?
- [tense music plays]
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Oh my!
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What block?
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[Vishwakarma] Champa Nagar block.
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- [clerk] Mishra ji.
- Yes?
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Sir wants to see you.
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Yes.
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This is my brother-in-law.
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- Get him refreshments.
- Sure.
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Pinky, wait here. I'll go and see him.
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Don't worry, Santosh.
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[tense music ends]
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Where do you work, Pathak ji?
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You can say anywhere.
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I run a business.
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Really? What business?
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Using opportunities.
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Whenever an opportunity arises,
I run with it!
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[both chuckle]
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It's perfect!
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By the way, what's your boss's name?
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Read it out loud.
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"Fight breaks out
between consumer and lineman,
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consumer brutally assaulted,
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fierce protests held
outside the department."
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Under whom is this block?
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It's my block, sir.
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But what can we do
if the lineman acts like a hooligan?
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The lineman works on an ad hoc basis.
You're a permanent employee.
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At your age, what if they blame you?
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Why would they blame me, sir?
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- Everyone, wait outside.
- Yes.
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Okay.
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See, Mishra ji, I found the solution.
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An apology to the assaulted consumer
and his whole family.
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- That's good.
- From you.
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Why should I apologize, sir?
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The lineman should apologize.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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- That will be a mistake!
- Pinky?
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If these people see the lineman,
they might kill him!
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Isn't that right, Mr. Sinha?
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They won't calm down until an officer
of your rank smooths things over.
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- [softly] I asked you to wait outside.
- You are?
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He's my brother-in-law, Pinky.
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Myself Pramod Pathak.
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Oh, I see. Namaskar.
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- Your brother-in-law seems experienced.
- [Santosh] Sir…
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if I apologize to them,
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won't it look like
I carried out the assault?
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The crowd might just turn on me, too.
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[chuckles] Santosh!
Would anyone look at you and say
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you can assault someone?
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No, Mr. Sinha. The public can be foolish,
but not that much.
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Yes, you're right, sir.
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Don't worry, Mishra ji.
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I'm not sending you there alone.
You will have this.
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- This.
- What's that?
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A demand draft.
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A compensation of 10,000 rupees
has been approved for the victim.
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- Ten thousand!
- [Pradeep] Right?
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He's from a village.
You could've done with 5,000.
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- You guys are so--
- Where do you work?
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Sir, they have cameras outside.
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If they run stories in papers
maligning me--
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Well, the lineman was under your purview.
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But I'm under you.
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[Pradeep] That's why
I have taken up the task
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of saving your position and reputation.
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How?
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If this matter isn't resolved by today,
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the Principal Secretary
will start an inquiry.
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As he should. The truth will be out
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that it was the lineman's fault.
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You're stuck on the lineman!
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- [Santosh] But it's true.
- Santosh,
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if they see the lineman
anywhere near them,
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- there will be mayhem!
- [Pradeep] Yes.
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[Pinky] People will start breaking things
and burning vehicles!
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And you know my SUV is parked outside.
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Sir,
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please give me some time
to think about this.
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- We cannot hasten these things.
- No!
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You cannot afford any more delay here.
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You're a government officer.
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- You have some authority.
- Yes, yes.
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If you stand before them and grovel,
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they will melt in no time.
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Will you take jaggery in your tea?
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[Pinky] Jaggery is good, sir.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Wow, even I love watching movies.
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By the way, my name's Sunny.
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And… Who named you Vani?
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[Vani] Vimla did. My aunt.
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Oh, it's a nice name.
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This is my friend Aman.
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Oh, hi. You're Shanti's son, right?
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- [Aman] Hmm.
- Yes.
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And whose mother are you?
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Huh?
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I mean, you're on first name basis
with all the aunties here.
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- That's why I asked.
- Vani makes films, Aman.
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And Aman is an aspiring novelist.
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Oh, wow.
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Will you write for my films?
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Sure, why not?
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But about you.
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Satire.
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- You got the poster?
- Yes.
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Shanti, get two more cups of tea!
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Coming.
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Mummy,
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these younger aunties
are calling you by your name!
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Why don't you say something
to Bittu's Mummy?
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- Are you working for her or something?
- [clicks tongue]
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Bittu's Mummy looks so happy.
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It wouldn't be nice to bring it up now.
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Don't you ever make the mistake
of joining her women's group.
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I'm telling you,
she has a dark future ahead.
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How would you know?
15:32.920 --> 15:33.920
Are you an astrologer?
15:35.280 --> 15:36.520
[Shalini] Really well-made.
15:36.880 --> 15:39.039
But, Shalini, I have to say,
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I didn't know you were so brave.
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Weren't you scared?
15:43.920 --> 15:46.440
What if the tire slasher had a knife?
15:47.040 --> 15:48.199
He didn't have a knife.
15:48.200 --> 15:50.639
But he had a sharp screwdriver
that he used to slash tires.
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But when I have my camera in my hand,
15:53.040 --> 15:54.360
I am not scared.
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It's a great line, no?
15:57.320 --> 15:59.399
- Vani!
- Yes?
15:59.400 --> 16:02.280
I will say this line
looking into the camera.
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Did you finish the morning video?
16:04.640 --> 16:06.439
- Yes.
- [Shalini] Then let me see it.
16:06.440 --> 16:08.120
- Come on, show everyone.
- One minute.
16:08.440 --> 16:09.999
- Shanti!
- [Shanti] Yes?
16:10.000 --> 16:11.640
- Come here.
- [Shanti] Coming.
16:14.240 --> 16:17.639
Look at this. You didn't believe
that I caught the tire slasher, right?
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Here's the proof.
16:19.000 --> 16:19.960
[Shalini, in video] Look at him.
16:20.760 --> 16:22.480
Look at this person.
16:23.000 --> 16:24.439
He is the tire slasher…
16:24.440 --> 16:26.639
Why did you put
that flickering thing on his face?
16:26.640 --> 16:29.559
He hasn't been implicated yet, so--
16:29.560 --> 16:31.039
We caught him red-handed.
16:31.040 --> 16:32.240
And handed him to the police.
16:32.800 --> 16:35.719
You know what, just put red on his face.
16:35.720 --> 16:37.440
He is the criminal!
16:39.200 --> 16:40.399
So it looks like it.
16:40.400 --> 16:42.479
Auntie, tell me something.
16:42.480 --> 16:45.640
Was it your idea
to put your face on the poster?
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This is a meeting
for Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal.
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Only women can raise questions.
16:52.280 --> 16:54.800
Men will keep quiet
and support us, that's all.
16:55.480 --> 16:56.519
We can support you?
16:56.520 --> 16:59.839
Shall we hang the banner higher for you?
16:59.840 --> 17:02.079
I mean, Aman and I can help you.
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But Vani is taller than you.
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You can help Shanti instead.
17:06.520 --> 17:08.600
- Pick up the used cups--
- Shalini…
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ji…
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just tell us where to hang the poster.
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Hang it on a wall that's the cleanest!
17:19.800 --> 17:20.640
Seriously.
17:24.040 --> 17:25.640
[tap sound]
17:25.880 --> 17:27.280
- [girl] Yeah, I'm done with the workout.
- [ringing tone]
17:27.720 --> 17:29.120
- [Manchanda] Yes?
- Mr. Manchanda!
17:29.800 --> 17:31.759
I found a solution
17:31.760 --> 17:34.039
- to the problem with Dr. Prithvi.
- [Manchanda] What?
17:34.040 --> 17:37.119
- Did you get into this clinic?
- Not the clinic, sir!
17:37.120 --> 17:40.119
I'm going to invade his personal space.
17:40.120 --> 17:43.279
[Manchanda] Very good!
Well done. Tiger, you're learning well!
17:43.280 --> 17:45.359
Thank you, sir. I learnt it all from you.
17:45.360 --> 17:46.799
- [Manchanda] Really? Okay.
- Yes.
17:46.800 --> 17:48.919
Give me ten minutes,
and I'll give you good news.
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[Manchanda]
All right. See you.
17:51.160 --> 17:52.640
[upbeat music plays]
17:52.800 --> 17:55.679
[Prithvi] Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice. Last three, last three.
17:55.680 --> 17:57.399
Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.
17:57.400 --> 17:58.680
Two more. Two more, two more.
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Last one.
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Sir, you should bring your elbows out.
18:02.360 --> 18:05.360
- And your butt out. It works better.
- [Prithvi] Yes, that's it.
18:06.440 --> 18:08.160
Oh, Dr. Prithvi!
18:09.160 --> 18:10.799
- Hi.
- [Annu] What a surprise!
18:10.800 --> 18:11.840
Anand, hi!
18:12.200 --> 18:14.560
Oh, what a double surprise!
18:15.640 --> 18:17.519
Both of you come here?
18:17.520 --> 18:19.879
- Yes.
- You also come to this gym?
18:19.880 --> 18:22.879
No, I've heard a lot about it.
So I came here for a trial.
18:22.880 --> 18:24.679
If I like it, I get a membership.
18:24.680 --> 18:25.840
- [Priti] Nice.
- How's the gym?
18:26.200 --> 18:27.320
- Overpriced.
- Expensive.
18:28.560 --> 18:29.720
Costly.
18:30.760 --> 18:33.879
Don't spread it in your circle
that I work out here.
18:33.880 --> 18:35.880
Or the MRs will line up here.
18:36.000 --> 18:37.480
[chuckles]
18:37.600 --> 18:39.200
Where did you work out before?
18:39.840 --> 18:42.959
Oh, in my veranda.
We have a good space in the house.
18:42.960 --> 18:45.639
So I exercised there.
But I'm thinking of joining the gym.
18:45.640 --> 18:47.479
If you do join this one, let me know.
18:47.480 --> 18:49.239
We'll try to match our timings.
18:49.240 --> 18:51.679
Why try? I think they will match.
18:51.680 --> 18:54.800
I mean, like today, our timing synced up
without even trying.
18:56.920 --> 18:57.840
How much do you squat?
18:59.480 --> 19:02.399
As much as I can without hurting my legs.
19:02.400 --> 19:03.240
[Priti chuckles]
19:03.840 --> 19:05.159
It's an empty bar. Come on.
19:05.160 --> 19:06.360
How many reps?
19:06.840 --> 19:08.799
Sir, I will do them,
19:08.800 --> 19:13.520
but let me stretch and warm up first.
Then I'll do weighted reps too!
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- [Prithvi] Yes, yes-- Hey.
- One.
19:17.320 --> 19:20.040
- Come on! Yes, go down.
- [strained grunts]
19:21.240 --> 19:24.240
- You need to go low, man.
- Yes, yes.
19:25.720 --> 19:28.519
- More, more, more…
- More? Sir, support me.
19:28.520 --> 19:31.159
- more, more, more.
- More? Darn it!
19:31.160 --> 19:32.559
- Sir!
- [Priti] Oh God!
19:32.560 --> 19:33.679
What happened?
19:33.680 --> 19:35.559
Hey, man! Hey!
19:35.560 --> 19:36.560
Easy!
19:38.040 --> 19:39.520
[pained laugh]
19:40.160 --> 19:41.919
Oh, it's nothing.
19:41.920 --> 19:44.680
I didn't stretch today,
so I pulled a muscle.
19:45.120 --> 19:46.679
It'll be fine with a hot compress.
19:46.680 --> 19:48.679
It needs an ice pack.
19:48.680 --> 19:51.159
You should write me a prescription.
19:51.160 --> 19:53.279
I can then tell people
19:53.280 --> 19:55.439
that Dr. Prithvi gave me
a prescription for free.
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Anand!
19:57.600 --> 19:59.600
- Okay, I'll see you outside.
- Yeah.
20:01.240 --> 20:02.240
Are you okay?
20:03.600 --> 20:05.760
- I'll get going. Take care of yourself.
- [Annu] Hmm.
20:05.880 --> 20:06.800
- Bye.
- [Annu] Bye.
20:07.720 --> 20:09.559
- What are you doing, man?
- Sorry, sir.
20:09.560 --> 20:10.839
- It's tight.
- Bye!
20:10.840 --> 20:12.520
What does the membership cost?
20:13.120 --> 20:14.519
Twenty-five thousand yearly.
20:14.520 --> 20:16.000
That's expensive!
20:16.960 --> 20:18.039
Don't you have any offers going?
20:18.040 --> 20:20.159
You should take the couple membership.
20:20.160 --> 20:22.640
Join with your wife.
You'll get a discount.
20:23.360 --> 20:25.360
That's what Priti ma'am
and Prithvi sir did.
20:25.800 --> 20:27.120
[dramatic music builds]
20:30.280 --> 20:31.280
Feeling good?
20:32.320 --> 20:33.400
[dramatic music ends]
20:34.040 --> 20:35.439
[laughs] You…
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They scammed you.
20:37.520 --> 20:40.239
- They're not a couple.
- [all] We don't care for bureaucracy
20:40.240 --> 20:41.719
or bullying!
20:41.720 --> 20:44.719
[man] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!
20:44.720 --> 20:47.919
[all] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!
20:47.920 --> 20:50.999
[man] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!
20:51.000 --> 20:54.040
[all] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!
20:55.120 --> 20:56.479
Yes, what is it?
20:56.480 --> 20:57.720
- [chants continue]
- Listen.
20:58.520 --> 20:59.919
I'm in a dilemma.
20:59.920 --> 21:03.279
- Then get out of there.
- [Santosh] How can I?
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A consumer was assaulted
by a lineman from my block.
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His whole family and village are out here.
21:09.480 --> 21:11.119
Then why are you in a dilemma?
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[Santosh]
Thanks to your brother!
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The fraud put me on the spot
with my boss.
21:16.160 --> 21:19.160
They want me to apologize
to the angry crowd.
21:19.680 --> 21:23.079
This morning, he was singing
my praises and gassing me up.
21:23.080 --> 21:24.919
Now he's out to humiliate me!
21:24.920 --> 21:26.959
But why are you worried?
21:26.960 --> 21:29.199
It's the department,
not you, apologizing.
21:29.200 --> 21:32.079
- You're just the face.
- Exactly.
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Now Pinky will keep telling everyone
21:35.040 --> 21:40.039
how his brother-in-law had to grovel
in front of an angry crowd.
21:40.040 --> 21:41.720
- Don't you see it?
- [background chatter]
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Oh, even I'm being annoyed
by a crowd here.
21:43.960 --> 21:46.719
Should I send Bittu's Mummy
to fight for you?
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I can't bear her new avatar.
21:49.120 --> 21:51.199
Please don't change the topic.
21:51.200 --> 21:55.159
I really want to thrash Pinky
and take him to task!
21:55.160 --> 21:56.759
Please do it at home.
21:56.760 --> 21:57.920
Not in front of everyone. Okay?
21:58.480 --> 21:59.840
Listen, I have to go.
21:59.960 --> 22:01.959
- But I'm not--
- [disconnect tone]
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[Vani] Okay, side pose.
Nice. Come closer. Okay.
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Shanti, you're in the frame again!
22:09.120 --> 22:13.319
[sighs] Shanti, move. Let her work.
She's taking a picture.
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- So sorry.
- It's okay.
22:14.600 --> 22:17.879
- Come.
- [Vani] Three, two…
22:17.880 --> 22:20.000
- one. Great.
- [Pradeep] Mishra ji…
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I understand you're worried.
22:23.040 --> 22:26.400
But you're doing this for me,
and I'll remember that.
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Your brother-in-law is a sensible man.
22:29.880 --> 22:31.880
- [slurp]
- [Pradeep] Take him with you.
22:32.400 --> 22:34.399
He'll handle it. Please.
22:34.400 --> 22:36.039
Don't worry, sir.
22:36.040 --> 22:38.999
- We're jaggery friends now.
- Jaggery friends!
22:39.000 --> 22:40.799
- Take care of it.
- Sure.
22:40.800 --> 22:42.879
[chants continue]
22:42.880 --> 22:43.920
[Shanti] Isn't this too much?
22:44.720 --> 22:47.599
What? It's such a small bouquet.
22:47.600 --> 22:50.119
The party has grown, Bittu's Mummy.
22:50.120 --> 22:52.439
I cannot handle it anymore.
22:52.440 --> 22:55.359
- You should've done this at your home.
- [Vani] Okay, next.
22:55.360 --> 22:57.119
Shanti, please step aside.
22:57.120 --> 22:59.879
Shanti, please move. We will talk later.
22:59.880 --> 23:02.319
Come, Hema. Please come.
23:02.320 --> 23:04.440
- Come.
- [Vani] Sure. Get closer.
23:04.960 --> 23:06.920
[Pinky] It's not a disaster,
but an opportunity.
23:07.960 --> 23:11.240
The boss's feet can be
more revitalizing than the sun.
23:11.640 --> 23:12.920
[chants continue]
23:13.360 --> 23:14.880
[pensive music plays]
23:15.080 --> 23:18.200
SAKHI SHALINI MAHILA MANDAL
23:30.040 --> 23:31.520
[pensive music fades]
23:31.640 --> 23:32.839
Found her!
23:32.840 --> 23:36.479
On social media, she goes
by her name Vani Shamani.
23:36.480 --> 23:39.160
And her birthdate… 29th March!
23:39.840 --> 23:41.920
Aries! I knew it!
23:42.480 --> 23:44.279
She's from Mars.
23:44.280 --> 23:45.480
No wonder she's so bold.
23:46.160 --> 23:48.319
What? She's from Mars!
23:48.320 --> 23:49.479
I'm Surya Narayan!
23:49.480 --> 23:50.680
What a couple we'll make!
23:51.560 --> 23:54.200
You know what, Aman, give me some ritual
23:54.800 --> 23:57.760
that would make her crazy about me!
23:58.480 --> 24:01.319
Last year,
Shilpi really did a number on me!
24:01.320 --> 24:03.919
She will call your mother by her name.
24:03.920 --> 24:05.239
You're okay with that?
24:05.240 --> 24:07.360
Stay away from girls
for a while, Surya Narayan.
24:08.920 --> 24:09.839
[Vani] Okay.
24:09.840 --> 24:10.839
FOUNDER - SHALINI
24:10.840 --> 24:13.599
Now, the founder
of Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal,
24:13.600 --> 24:15.880
Shalini, will say a few words.
24:24.200 --> 24:25.679
"Wow, woman,"
24:25.680 --> 24:28.319
is what the police officer said
24:28.320 --> 24:33.479
when I had the notorious criminal,
the dreaded tire slasher, arrested.
24:33.480 --> 24:34.679
- Wow!
- I--
24:34.680 --> 24:35.720
Who's Bittu's Mummy?
24:36.560 --> 24:38.159
Friend, I just started my speech.
Please sit.
24:38.160 --> 24:39.759
I'm no friend of yours.
24:39.760 --> 24:40.759
Then who are you?
24:40.760 --> 24:42.239
Sonu's Mummy.
24:42.240 --> 24:44.240
Why are you screaming? Who's Sonu?
24:45.200 --> 24:46.279
Sonu! Hey!
24:46.280 --> 24:48.919
- Get in here.
- No, he's a male. Males cannot be here.
24:48.920 --> 24:50.279
[Aman] I'm also a man.
I'm standing here.
24:50.280 --> 24:52.479
Don't be scared. I'm here with you.
24:52.480 --> 24:54.480
Is she the lady? Look at her.
24:57.200 --> 24:59.519
Isn't he the boy I had arrested?
24:59.520 --> 25:01.959
- Yes! I'm coming from the police station.
- Why?
25:01.960 --> 25:03.519
He's my son.
25:03.520 --> 25:06.400
And you, you turned him
into a tire slasher!
25:06.960 --> 25:11.039
My dear, every tire slasher
is someone's son.
25:11.040 --> 25:12.600
- My son isn't one.
- [Aman] Yes.
25:13.280 --> 25:14.959
- Why?
- Seriously?
25:14.960 --> 25:17.519
Is it a crime to get petrol
out of your own vehicle?
25:17.520 --> 25:19.319
- True.
- Wait.
25:19.320 --> 25:21.719
- What do you mean?
- Sonu's Mummy, please continue.
25:21.720 --> 25:26.480
The vehicle you caught my son
tampering with was ours!
25:26.800 --> 25:29.480
- Hmm.
- No… I mean…
25:30.200 --> 25:32.919
Is there proof that it was your vehicle?
Tell us, come on.
25:32.920 --> 25:35.439
I gave the police the proof.
25:35.440 --> 25:37.680
We don't have to give it to you.
25:38.960 --> 25:42.319
Then why was he holding
a screwdriver? Right?
25:42.320 --> 25:43.919
Yes, if he were only draining the oil?
25:43.920 --> 25:46.919
- Wait, listen.
- Then why the screwdriver?
25:46.920 --> 25:51.919
Sonu here was draining petrol
from his father's motorcycle.
25:51.920 --> 25:54.399
He doesn't know
how to ride a geared motorcycle.
25:54.400 --> 25:57.639
So he was draining the petrol
to put it in his scooter.
25:57.640 --> 25:58.799
Isn't that allowed now?
25:58.800 --> 26:01.120
All right, okay, Sonu's Mummy.
What do you want?
26:02.080 --> 26:05.319
- Well, Bittu's Mummy here…
- Shalini.
26:05.320 --> 26:08.320
- Yes, of course, Shalini.
- [Shalini] Yes.
26:09.520 --> 26:11.639
- You'll go on camera…
- Sure.
26:11.640 --> 26:13.599
and apologize to my Sonu.
26:13.600 --> 26:14.799
- [all] What is she saying?
- [Annu] Yes, apologize to him.
26:14.800 --> 26:16.319
The camera is already recording.
Apologize.
26:16.320 --> 26:18.399
- No, wait. No.
- [Annu] Why won't you apologize?
26:18.400 --> 26:20.399
- What's wrong is wrong.
- Nothing's proven yet.
26:20.400 --> 26:22.679
- Zoom on her face.
- It's wrong to accuse someone--
26:22.680 --> 26:24.319
[women arguing, indistinct]
26:24.320 --> 26:25.879
- [Aman] Make her apologize.
- Stop this.
26:25.880 --> 26:27.079
Why should we?
26:27.080 --> 26:28.959
- Auntie, speak up. Tell her.
- [Shanti] Please calm down.
26:28.960 --> 26:30.719
- Please, people.
- [Aman] Apologize to her.
26:30.720 --> 26:32.440
[Shanti] Everyone, calm down.
26:39.920 --> 26:41.399
No matter who comes out,
26:41.400 --> 26:42.399
don't back down.
26:42.400 --> 26:44.879
[indistinct chatter]
26:44.880 --> 26:46.200
Scared, Santosh?
26:47.440 --> 26:49.000
Don't worry. I'm here for you.
26:49.960 --> 26:51.320
That's what scares me.
26:52.520 --> 26:53.480
Stay here.
26:54.560 --> 26:57.119
- I'm going out there alone.
- No, no, no.
26:57.120 --> 27:00.360
If I let you go there alone,
my sister will never forgive me.
27:01.240 --> 27:02.240
Santosh,
27:02.920 --> 27:05.359
government positions
have a class of their own.
27:05.360 --> 27:07.520
We private workers
only look out for ourselves.
27:08.040 --> 27:11.560
But you, you are a public servant.
27:12.960 --> 27:13.960
Worker.
27:14.760 --> 27:15.920
It's the same.
27:17.240 --> 27:19.360
They're synonyms.
27:19.960 --> 27:22.880
[Sonu's mom] You shoved a camera
in my son's face to scare him.
27:23.920 --> 27:27.080
So now you will apologize to him
on camera.
27:27.920 --> 27:30.679
Sonu's uncle is a criminal lawyer.
27:30.680 --> 27:32.679
[woman] How can she talk
to her like that?
27:32.680 --> 27:34.959
What? Are you trying to threaten me?
27:34.960 --> 27:36.479
- [Shanti] Calm down.
- [Shalini] Is that a threat?
27:36.480 --> 27:39.079
- So what if he's a lawyer? I-- I--
- [Shanti] Quiet, please.
27:39.080 --> 27:40.400
Everyone, keep quiet.
27:41.040 --> 27:43.639
No one has to summon their uncles here.
27:43.640 --> 27:45.839
We can all resolve this calmly.
27:45.840 --> 27:49.159
And this is my house. What I say goes.
27:49.160 --> 27:51.239
- Shan-- Shalini.
- Bittu's Mummy.
27:51.240 --> 27:53.520
I’ve always called you “Bittu's Mummy.”
27:54.080 --> 27:55.760
- Apologize.
- [soft music plays]
27:56.040 --> 27:57.239
Shanti?
27:57.240 --> 28:00.159
Everyone makes mistakes.
Just apologize for it. It's no big deal.
28:00.160 --> 28:01.479
Come on.
28:01.480 --> 28:03.880
Auntie, it won't kill you to apologize.
28:15.640 --> 28:16.960
[soft music fades]
28:19.840 --> 28:20.840
Sorry.
28:21.720 --> 28:25.240
And for God's sake,
stay away from my house.
28:26.240 --> 28:28.079
Sakhi Shalini!
28:28.080 --> 28:30.160
- [soft music plays]
- Come on, Sonu. Let's go.
28:32.200 --> 28:33.879
That wasn't fair, Auntie.
28:33.880 --> 28:35.879
- [Shalini] What?
- You made a video of that kid.
28:35.880 --> 28:38.079
- Delete it.
- [Shalini] No. Why should we?
28:38.080 --> 28:40.799
Look, his face is covered.
28:40.800 --> 28:43.039
You can't identify who it is.
28:43.040 --> 28:44.199
Post it.
28:44.200 --> 28:46.039
Listen to me.
28:46.040 --> 28:48.079
Everyone's vehicles
are parked outside in the open.
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You all should be thanking me!
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This boy might not be the tire slasher,
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but there is one in this neighborhood.
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The video will scare him straight!
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I was only helping this society
and our neighborhood, so--
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Uncle was right, Mummy.
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This lady is not good
for mental health.
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- [Shanti] This is wrong, Bittu's Mummy.
- Shanti?
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[soft music fades]
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- Please--
- [indistinct chatter]
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Can you get them here?
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- [man] Come.
- Is that your boss?
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Come on, everyone.
Let's go, come on!
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The lineman is a goon!
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[all] The authorities won't do anything!
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The lineman is a goon!
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[all] The authorities won't do anything!
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- The lineman is a goon!
- [all] The authorities won't do anything!
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- The lineman is a goon!
- All right.
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- [all] The authorities won't do anything!
- All right, that's enough. Wait.
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Is he the consumer?
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[tender music plays]
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Sir, please.
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Look, sir.
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I apologize to you
for what our lineman did to you.
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I hope you will accept
this small compensation for your troubles.
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- [tender music fades]
- [soft thud]
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[narrator] Humans made guns and missiles
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to maintain peace in our world.
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And you all know
how much peace there is in the world!
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But the middle class is calm,
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not because they own shares
in these weapons companies.
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They remain composed
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thanks to a word at their disposal,
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"sorry."
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When someone says "sorry"
after they have offended you,
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it calms you down,
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for at least it's an acknowledgement
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of your virtue and their vices.
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At least the pain we were
put through was not in vain.
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But then there is a kind of "sorry"
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that breeds doubt rather than peace.
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Was this one a sincere apology…
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or an excuse to make more mistakes?
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Search yourself and try to remember
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the times you said such "sorrys"
in your life…
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STATE ELECTRICITY CORPORATION
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…and times when others did it to you.
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Sorry, perhaps I spoke too much.
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[end credit music plays]
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[end credit music ends]