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We painted it yellow, right?

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Now it's all murky brown.

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Be honest. Have you told your parents

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that you've become a sage?

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Aman, you!

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Won't you touch my feet
unless I walk over to you?

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- Why did you call him here?
- What are you up to?

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Aman?

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[Aman] Do you even know who this guy is?

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- He's the internet guy!
- The Wi-Fi guy!

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Well, jokes aside,

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I have learned a lot from Shashi sir.

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[Manchanda] You are a tiger, Mishra.

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There are so many people
outside eating samosas, right?

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They will keep eating samosas
all their lives.

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A kitty party has been forced upon
our house next week.

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Now she will glorify her women's group.

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The good news is that
I may be made the regional head.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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- What are you saying?
- Greetings!

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Oh, that's our Pinky uncle.

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The one who threw 1,000 rupee notes
on Santosh's face?

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Area Sales Executive.

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Commitment of quality and trust.

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It's paneer.

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It's fake paneer.

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He's going to need a cardiologist soon.

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But, congratulations,
you have one right next door.

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Is our mother's house really
in such a bad state?

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It is in a bad state,

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so I was thinking…

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- I'm going to my friend's house.
- [Aman] Heard that?

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[Shanti] You keep going over
to Satish Negi's all the time.

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He gave Raanu's son
a mutual fund worth 10,000 rupees.

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Did he tell you?

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They don't think they need
to tell us anything anymore.

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Hmm.

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- [distant dogs barking]
- [Shalini] Shh.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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[in a hushed voice] Where is he?

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[in a hushed voice] He's here.

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[in a hushed voice] He's there.

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[suspenseful music turns playful]

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[recording beep]

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[metallic clink]

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[music fades]

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Get that tire good, sonny!

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You're on camera.

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Instead of opening a book,
you're slashing tires!

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Saroj, Pushpa,

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call the police.

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And let the whole neighborhood know

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that vehicle owners don't need
to worry anymore.

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Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal
has caught the tire slasher!

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[birds chirping]

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[Santosh harmonizing]

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- [thud]
- [rushing water]

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Who's in there? Is it Pinky?

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[Pinky] Yes, Santosh! Coming, coming.

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Your brother has managed
to ruin my morning.

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Now I'll be late for work.

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Only when my family is visiting,

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you are so worried about office timings.

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[Santosh] Oh no, it's not like that.

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Vishwakarma <i>ji</i> called this morning
and asked me to come in early.

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There's some good news.

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- Maybe a gift for you?
- [Santosh] I don't know.

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Don't leave it in the office
like the last time.

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All right.

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What's the matter?

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I see a lot of utensils out.

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Is all that for your brother?

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Bittu's mother is making me
host a kitty party.

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I told you about it.

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[Santosh] Well, that's great.

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Pinky can pass his time
with the ladies at home.

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But he said he was going
to tag along with you.

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- [door creaks]
- Pinky?

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- Yes.
- [Pinky] Oh!

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It's 9:00 a.m.!

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Don't they finish taking attendance
at 10:00 a.m. in government offices?

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Are you excused from it?

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But tell me, why do you want
to accompany me to my office?

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Santosh, after you came into our family,

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my mother would always say…

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- What?
- "Pinky, look,

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your brother-in-law
is a government worker."

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"And not for some paltry department,

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- but the electricity board."
- Yes.

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Her dream to see me
in a government position never came true,

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so I was thinking I'll sit in your chair
and take a selfie.

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- What a thought!
- If it's possible.

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[Santosh] Why wouldn't it be?

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I'll seat you on my government seat

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and take a selfie of you.

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- Santosh, you take a selfie yourself!
- Fine.

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- Just stand behind me.
- [Santosh] Sure.

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- I'll take you in my SUV today.
- Huh?

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- They'll all stare in awe!
- In the big car?

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- Yes!
- Nice!

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[Shalini] Shanti!

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- Oh no!
- [Santosh] Trouble's here! Run!

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- The poisonous woman is here!
- Go!

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[Pinky] My towel's coming undone!

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[theme song starts]

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[theme song ends]

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TIRE SLASHER

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Is everything ready, Shanti?

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Bittu's Mummy?

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You called me "Shanti."

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You always call me "Annu's Mummy."

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Our group passed a proposal two days ago.

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From now on, women will call
each other by their names.

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You can call me "Shalini."

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But, Bittu's Mummy,
I'm used to "Annu's Mummy."

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And to rid everyone of this habit,

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I invited the ladies of the group
to your house.

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But this is not a meeting for the group.
It's a kitty party.

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You don't know what happened
on the morning walk today?

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The tire slasher, who had been
a menace for the last three months,

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was nabbed by us!

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If you were a part of the group,

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you would have been on the morning walk.

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The number of rounds
I make all morning in the house

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makes up for the morning walk.

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I just don't carry a camera along.

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We caught the boy with my camera!

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Shalini.

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Hi, Vani. Come on in.

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Shanti, this is Vani.

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The youngest member of our group.

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- [Shanti] Namaste.
- Hello, Shanti.

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Stay away from women for six weeks.

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Your session is about to end.

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So, make the renewal soon.

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Okay? Namaskar.

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If you don't mind, can I say something?

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I doubt your so-called abilities.

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I doubt your so-called intelligence.

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Should I curse you? Smite you?
Make a prediction?

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Yes, do a reading.

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Tell me, should I stay away
from the ladies or not?

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Write this.

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Surya Narayan…

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"Surya Narayan."

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- will…
- "Will."

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- have a <i>swayamvar.</i>
- "A <i>swayam--"</i>

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<i>Swayamvar?!</i>

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- Shalini?
- Hmm.

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Can I shoot from the roof?

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You can shoot from anywhere!
Make yourself at home.

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You can hang the camera from there, too.

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Bittu has a sister!

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Shanti, step aside.

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[Shalini]
Shanti, let her work.

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One second. Vani!

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Vani?

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Vani!

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Is she my future?

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No one takes my mother's name
except for my Papa.

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I'll shut her up! Move!

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Tell her about me!

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The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!

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[all] The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!

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We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!

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[all] We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!

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The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!

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[all] The lineman is a goon.
The authorities won't do anything!

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We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!

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[all] We will not stand
for this bullying or bureaucracy!

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What's going on here, Santosh?

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[chants continue]

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I don't know what this is about.

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You said there was good news
awaiting you at the office.

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Come, let's see.

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[chants continue]

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Vishwakarma <i>ji.</i>

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They called me in saying there was
good news with a protest outside!

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They should have given us the day off.

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But, Mishra <i>ji,</i> I do have
some good news right here. Look.

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A new housing development program

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has been launched
for government employees.

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You can buy a house with easy instalments.

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Just don't put off filling out the form.

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It's a government policy, Vishwakarma <i>ji.</i>

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It's not going anywhere that fast.

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Well, I believe
in first-come, first-served.

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Oh, me too!

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- [Vishwakarma] Nice.
- Vishwakarma <i>ji,</i>

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this is my brother-in-law, Pinky.

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- [Vishwakarma] Namaste.
- Myself, Pramod Pathak.

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What's going on outside?

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Some lineman got a bit rough
with a consumer.

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His whole village is here
to protest against it.

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- Really?
- The crowd is threatening to continue

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until the principal secretary
apologizes in person.

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- [dismissive chuckle]
- The principal secretary is coming here?

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Then he will bring a videographer along.

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[Vishwakarma] As if!

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He has passed the baton to the boss.

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Now the boss will pass it
to a subordinate!

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[chuckle]

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Well, Vishwakarma <i>ji,</i>
what village are they from?

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They're from Pihalia village.

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- [Pinky] Pihalia?
- [tense music plays]

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Oh my!

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What block?

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[Vishwakarma] Champa Nagar block.

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- [clerk] Mishra <i>ji.</i>
- Yes?

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Sir wants to see you.

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Yes.

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This is my brother-in-law.

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- Get him refreshments.
- Sure.

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Pinky, wait here. I'll go and see him.

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Don't worry, Santosh.

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[tense music ends]

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Where do you work, Pathak <i>ji?</i>

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You can say anywhere.

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I run a business.

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Really? What business?

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Using opportunities.

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Whenever an opportunity arises,
I run with it!

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[both chuckle]

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It's perfect!

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By the way, what's your boss's name?

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Read it out loud.

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"Fight breaks out
between consumer and lineman,

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consumer brutally assaulted,

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fierce protests held
outside the department."

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Under whom is this block?

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It's my block, sir.

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But what can we do
if the lineman acts like a hooligan?

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The lineman works on an ad hoc basis.
You're a permanent employee.

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At your age, what if they blame you?

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Why would they blame me, sir?

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- Everyone, wait outside.
- Yes.

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Okay.

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See, Mishra <i>ji,</i> I found the solution.

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An apology to the assaulted consumer
and his whole family.

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- That's good.
- From you.

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Why should I apologize, sir?

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The lineman should apologize.

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Oh, no, no, no!

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- That will be a mistake!
- Pinky?

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If these people see the lineman,
they might kill him!

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Isn't that right, Mr. Sinha?

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They won't calm down until an officer
of your rank smooths things over.

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- [softly] I asked you to wait outside.
- You are?

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He's my brother-in-law, Pinky.

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Myself Pramod Pathak.

00:12:04.760 --> 00:12:06.759 align:center
Oh, I see. Namaskar.

00:12:06.760 --> 00:12:09.240 align:center
- Your brother-in-law seems experienced.
- [Santosh] Sir…

00:12:09.680 --> 00:12:11.240 align:center
if I apologize to them,

00:12:12.040 --> 00:12:15.200 align:center
won't it look like
I carried out the assault?

00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.840 align:center
The crowd might just turn on me, too.

00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:22.479 align:center
[chuckles] Santosh!
Would anyone look at you and say

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you can assault someone?

00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:28.519 align:center
No, Mr. Sinha. The public can be foolish,
but not that much.

00:12:28.520 --> 00:12:30.479 align:center
Yes, you're right, sir.

00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:31.960 align:center
Don't worry, Mishra <i>ji.</i>

00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:34.320 align:center
I'm not sending you there alone.
You will have this.

00:12:35.560 --> 00:12:37.079 align:center
- This.
- What's that?

00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:38.120 align:center
A demand draft.

00:12:39.160 --> 00:12:42.719 align:center
A compensation of 10,000 rupees
has been approved for the victim.

00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:44.359 align:center
- Ten thousand!
- [Pradeep] Right?

00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:47.959 align:center
He's from a village.
You could've done with 5,000.

00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.839 align:center
- You guys are so--
- Where do you work?

00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:54.080 align:center
Sir, they have cameras outside.

00:12:54.800 --> 00:12:57.399 align:center
If they run stories in papers
maligning me--

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Well, the lineman was under your purview.

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But I'm under you.

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[Pradeep] That's why
I have taken up the task

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of saving your position and reputation.

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How?

00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:10.239 align:center
If this matter isn't resolved by today,

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the Principal Secretary
will start an inquiry.

00:13:12.040 --> 00:13:14.759 align:center
As he should. The truth will be out

00:13:14.760 --> 00:13:16.520 align:center
that it was the lineman's fault.

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You're stuck on the lineman!

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- [Santosh] But it's true.
- Santosh,

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if they see the lineman
anywhere near them,

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- there will be mayhem!
- [Pradeep] Yes.

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[Pinky] People will start breaking things
and burning vehicles!

00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:31.960 align:center
And you know my SUV is parked outside.

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Sir,

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please give me some time
to think about this.

00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:39.879 align:center
- We cannot hasten these things.
- No!

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You cannot afford any more delay here.

00:13:43.520 --> 00:13:45.679 align:center
You're a government officer.

00:13:45.680 --> 00:13:48.519 align:center
- You have some authority.
- Yes, yes.

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If you stand before them and grovel,

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they will melt in no time.

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Will you take jaggery in your tea?

00:14:05.800 --> 00:14:07.040 align:center
[Pinky] Jaggery is good, sir.

00:14:14.640 --> 00:14:19.319 align:center
[indistinct chatter]

00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:22.239 align:center
Wow, even I love watching movies.

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By the way, my name's Sunny.

00:14:25.520 --> 00:14:28.160 align:center
And… Who named you Vani?

00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:30.800 align:center
[Vani] Vimla did. My aunt.

00:14:31.040 --> 00:14:33.159 align:center
Oh, it's a nice name.

00:14:33.160 --> 00:14:34.639 align:center
This is my friend Aman.

00:14:34.640 --> 00:14:37.680 align:center
Oh, hi. You're Shanti's son, right?

00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:39.000 align:center
- [Aman] Hmm.
- Yes.

00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:41.480 align:center
And whose mother are you?

00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:42.600 align:center
Huh?

00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:46.919 align:center
I mean, you're on first name basis
with all the aunties here.

00:14:46.920 --> 00:14:49.239 align:center
- That's why I asked.
- Vani makes films, Aman.

00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:51.800 align:center
And Aman is an aspiring novelist.

00:14:52.760 --> 00:14:54.760 align:center
Oh, wow.

00:14:55.600 --> 00:14:56.999 align:center
Will you write for my films?

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Sure, why not?

00:15:00.040 --> 00:15:01.440 align:center
But about you.

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Satire.

00:15:05.920 --> 00:15:07.519 align:center
- You got the poster?
- Yes.

00:15:07.520 --> 00:15:10.719 align:center
Shanti, get two more cups of tea!

00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:11.960 align:center
Coming.

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Mummy,

00:15:14.560 --> 00:15:17.319 align:center
these younger aunties
are calling you by your name!

00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.439 align:center
Why don't you say something
to Bittu's Mummy?

00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.200 align:center
- Are you working for her or something?
- [clicks tongue]

00:15:21.880 --> 00:15:23.719 align:center
Bittu's Mummy looks so happy.

00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:25.839 align:center
It wouldn't be nice to bring it up now.

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Don't you ever make the mistake
of joining her women's group.

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I'm telling you,
she has a dark future ahead.

00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:32.320 align:center
How would you know?

00:15:32.920 --> 00:15:33.920 align:center
Are you an astrologer?

00:15:35.280 --> 00:15:36.520 align:center
[Shalini] Really well-made.

00:15:36.880 --> 00:15:39.039 align:center
But, Shalini, I have to say,

00:15:39.040 --> 00:15:40.880 align:center
I didn't know you were so brave.

00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:43.919 align:center
Weren't you scared?

00:15:43.920 --> 00:15:46.440 align:center
What if the tire slasher had a knife?

00:15:47.040 --> 00:15:48.199 align:center
He didn't have a knife.

00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:50.639 align:center
But he had a sharp screwdriver
that he used to slash tires.

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But when I have my camera in my hand,

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I am not scared.

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It's a great line, no?

00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:59.399 align:center
- Vani!
- Yes?

00:15:59.400 --> 00:16:02.280 align:center
I will say this line
looking into the camera.

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Did you finish the morning video?

00:16:04.640 --> 00:16:06.439 align:center
- Yes.
- [Shalini] Then let me see it.

00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:08.120 align:center
- Come on, show everyone.
- One minute.

00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:09.999 align:center
- Shanti!
- [Shanti] Yes?

00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.640 align:center
- Come here.
- [Shanti] Coming.

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Look at this. You didn't believe
that I caught the tire slasher, right?

00:16:17.640 --> 00:16:18.480 align:center
Here's the proof.

00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:19.960 align:center
[Shalini, in video] <i>Look at him.</i>

00:16:20.760 --> 00:16:22.480 align:center
<i>Look at this person.</i>

00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:24.439 align:center
<i>He is the tire slasher…</i>

00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:26.639 align:center
Why did you put
that flickering thing on his face?

00:16:26.640 --> 00:16:29.559 align:center
He hasn't been implicated yet, so--

00:16:29.560 --> 00:16:31.039 align:center
We caught him red-handed.

00:16:31.040 --> 00:16:32.240 align:center
And handed him to the police.

00:16:32.800 --> 00:16:35.719 align:center
You know what, just put red on his face.

00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:37.440 align:center
He is the criminal!

00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:40.399 align:center
So it looks like it.

00:16:40.400 --> 00:16:42.479 align:center
Auntie, tell me something.

00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.640 align:center
Was it your idea
to put your face on the poster?

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This is a meeting
for Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal.

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Only women can raise questions.

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Men will keep quiet
and support us, that's all.

00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:56.519 align:center
We can support you?

00:16:56.520 --> 00:16:59.839 align:center
Shall we hang the banner higher for you?

00:16:59.840 --> 00:17:02.079 align:center
I mean, Aman and I can help you.

00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:04.000 align:center
But Vani is taller than you.

00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:06.519 align:center
You can help Shanti instead.

00:17:06.520 --> 00:17:08.600 align:center
- Pick up the used cups--
- Shalini…

00:17:10.080 --> 00:17:11.400 align:center
<i>ji…</i>

00:17:13.040 --> 00:17:16.000 align:center
just tell us where to hang the poster.

00:17:16.600 --> 00:17:19.080 align:center
Hang it on a wall that's the cleanest!

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Seriously.

00:17:24.040 --> 00:17:25.640 align:center
[tap sound]

00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:27.280 align:center
- [girl] Yeah, I'm done with the workout.
- [ringing tone]

00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:29.120 align:center
- [Manchanda] <i>Yes?</i>
- Mr. Manchanda!

00:17:29.800 --> 00:17:31.759 align:center
I found a solution

00:17:31.760 --> 00:17:34.039 align:center
- to the problem with Dr. Prithvi.
- [Manchanda] <i>What?</i>

00:17:34.040 --> 00:17:37.119 align:center
<i>- Did you get into this clinic?</i>
- Not the clinic, sir!

00:17:37.120 --> 00:17:40.119 align:center
I'm going to invade his personal space.

00:17:40.120 --> 00:17:43.279 align:center
[Manchanda] <i>Very good!
Well done. Tiger, you're learning well!</i>

00:17:43.280 --> 00:17:45.359 align:center
Thank you, sir. I learnt it all from you.

00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:46.799 align:center
- [Manchanda] <i>Really? Okay.</i>
- Yes.

00:17:46.800 --> 00:17:48.919 align:center
Give me ten minutes,
and I'll give you good news.

00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:50.240 align:center
[Manchanda]
<i>All right. See you.</i>

00:17:51.160 --> 00:17:52.640 align:center
[upbeat music plays]

00:17:52.800 --> 00:17:55.679 align:center
[Prithvi] Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice. Last three, last three.

00:17:55.680 --> 00:17:57.399 align:center
Yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.

00:17:57.400 --> 00:17:58.680 align:center
Two more. Two more, two more.

00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:00.599 align:center
Last one.

00:18:00.600 --> 00:18:02.359 align:center
Sir, you should bring your elbows out.

00:18:02.360 --> 00:18:05.360 align:center
- And your butt out. It works better.
- [Prithvi] Yes, that's it.

00:18:06.440 --> 00:18:08.160 align:center
Oh, Dr. Prithvi!

00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:10.799 align:center
- Hi.
- [Annu] What a surprise!

00:18:10.800 --> 00:18:11.840 align:center
Anand, hi!

00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:14.560 align:center
Oh, what a double surprise!

00:18:15.640 --> 00:18:17.519 align:center
Both of you come here?

00:18:17.520 --> 00:18:19.879 align:center
- Yes.
- You also come to this gym?

00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:22.879 align:center
No, I've heard a lot about it.
So I came here for a trial.

00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:24.679 align:center
If I like it, I get a membership.

00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:25.840 align:center
- [Priti] Nice.
- How's the gym?

00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:27.320 align:center
- Overpriced.
- Expensive.

00:18:28.560 --> 00:18:29.720 align:center
Costly.

00:18:30.760 --> 00:18:33.879 align:center
Don't spread it in your circle
that I work out here.

00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:35.880 align:center
Or the MRs will line up here.

00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:37.480 align:center
[chuckles]

00:18:37.600 --> 00:18:39.200 align:center
Where did you work out before?

00:18:39.840 --> 00:18:42.959 align:center
Oh, in my veranda.
We have a good space in the house.

00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:45.639 align:center
So I exercised there.
But I'm thinking of joining the gym.

00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:47.479 align:center
If you do join this one, let me know.

00:18:47.480 --> 00:18:49.239 align:center
We'll try to match our timings.

00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:51.679 align:center
Why try? I think they will match.

00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.800 align:center
I mean, like today, our timing synced up
without even trying.

00:18:56.920 --> 00:18:57.840 align:center
How much do you squat?

00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:02.399 align:center
As much as I can without hurting my legs.

00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:03.240 align:center
[Priti chuckles]

00:19:03.840 --> 00:19:05.159 align:center
It's an empty bar. Come on.

00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:06.360 align:center
How many reps?

00:19:06.840 --> 00:19:08.799 align:center
Sir, I will do them,

00:19:08.800 --> 00:19:13.520 align:center
but let me stretch and warm up first.
Then I'll do weighted reps too!

00:19:14.360 --> 00:19:16.840 align:center
- [Prithvi] Yes, yes-- Hey.
- One.

00:19:17.320 --> 00:19:20.040 align:center
- Come on! Yes, go down.
- [strained grunts]

00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:24.240 align:center
- You need to go low, man.
- Yes, yes.

00:19:25.720 --> 00:19:28.519 align:center
- More, more, more…
- More? Sir, support me.

00:19:28.520 --> 00:19:31.159 align:center
- more, more, more.
- More? Darn it!

00:19:31.160 --> 00:19:32.559 align:center
- Sir!
- [Priti] Oh God!

00:19:32.560 --> 00:19:33.679 align:center
What happened?

00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:35.559 align:center
Hey, man! Hey!

00:19:35.560 --> 00:19:36.560 align:center
Easy!

00:19:38.040 --> 00:19:39.520 align:center
[pained laugh]

00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:41.919 align:center
Oh, it's nothing.

00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:44.680 align:center
I didn't stretch today,
so I pulled a muscle.

00:19:45.120 --> 00:19:46.679 align:center
It'll be fine with a hot compress.

00:19:46.680 --> 00:19:48.679 align:center
It needs an ice pack.

00:19:48.680 --> 00:19:51.159 align:center
You should write me a prescription.

00:19:51.160 --> 00:19:53.279 align:center
I can then tell people

00:19:53.280 --> 00:19:55.439 align:center
that Dr. Prithvi gave me
a prescription for free.

00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:56.440 align:center
Anand!

00:19:57.600 --> 00:19:59.600 align:center
- Okay, I'll see you outside.
- Yeah.

00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:02.240 align:center
Are you okay?

00:20:03.600 --> 00:20:05.760 align:center
- I'll get going. Take care of yourself.
- [Annu] Hmm.

00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:06.800 align:center
- Bye.
- [Annu] Bye.

00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:09.559 align:center
- What are you doing, man?
- Sorry, sir.

00:20:09.560 --> 00:20:10.839 align:center
- It's tight.
- Bye!

00:20:10.840 --> 00:20:12.520 align:center
What does the membership cost?

00:20:13.120 --> 00:20:14.519 align:center
Twenty-five thousand yearly.

00:20:14.520 --> 00:20:16.000 align:center
That's expensive!

00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:18.039 align:center
Don't you have any offers going?

00:20:18.040 --> 00:20:20.159 align:center
You should take the couple membership.

00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:22.640 align:center
Join with your wife.
You'll get a discount.

00:20:23.360 --> 00:20:25.360 align:center
That's what Priti ma'am
and Prithvi sir did.

00:20:25.800 --> 00:20:27.120 align:center
[dramatic music builds]

00:20:30.280 --> 00:20:31.280 align:center
Feeling good?

00:20:32.320 --> 00:20:33.400 align:center
[dramatic music ends]

00:20:34.040 --> 00:20:35.439 align:center
[laughs] You…

00:20:35.440 --> 00:20:37.519 align:center
They scammed you.

00:20:37.520 --> 00:20:40.239 align:center
- They're not a couple.
- [all] <i>We don't care for bureaucracy</i>

00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:41.719 align:center
or bullying!

00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:44.719 align:center
[man] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!

00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:47.919 align:center
[all] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!

00:20:47.920 --> 00:20:50.999 align:center
[man] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!

00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.040 align:center
[all] We don't care
for bureaucracy or bullying!

00:20:55.120 --> 00:20:56.479 align:center
Yes, what is it?

00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:57.720 align:center
- [chants continue]
- Listen.

00:20:58.520 --> 00:20:59.919 align:center
I'm in a dilemma.

00:20:59.920 --> 00:21:03.279 align:center
- Then get out of there.
- [Santosh] <i>How can I?</i>

00:21:03.280 --> 00:21:06.519 align:center
A consumer was assaulted
by a lineman from my block.

00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:09.479 align:center
His whole family and village are out here.

00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:11.119 align:center
Then why are you in a dilemma?

00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:12.759 align:center
[Santosh]
<i>Thanks to your brother!</i>

00:21:12.760 --> 00:21:16.159 align:center
The fraud put me on the spot
with my boss.

00:21:16.160 --> 00:21:19.160 align:center
They want me to apologize
to the angry crowd.

00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:23.079 align:center
This morning, he was singing
my praises and gassing me up.

00:21:23.080 --> 00:21:24.919 align:center
Now he's out to humiliate me!

00:21:24.920 --> 00:21:26.959 align:center
But why are you worried?

00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:29.199 align:center
It's the department,
not you, apologizing.

00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:32.079 align:center
<i>- You're just the face.</i>
- Exactly.

00:21:32.080 --> 00:21:35.039 align:center
Now Pinky will keep telling everyone

00:21:35.040 --> 00:21:40.039 align:center
how his brother-in-law had to grovel
in front of an angry crowd.

00:21:40.040 --> 00:21:41.720 align:center
<i>- Don't you see it?</i>
- [background chatter]

00:21:41.840 --> 00:21:43.959 align:center
Oh, even I'm being annoyed
by a crowd here.

00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:46.719 align:center
Should I send Bittu's Mummy
to fight for you?

00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:49.119 align:center
I can't bear her new avatar.

00:21:49.120 --> 00:21:51.199 align:center
Please don't change the topic.

00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:55.159 align:center
I really want to thrash Pinky
and take him to task!

00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.759 align:center
Please do it at home.

00:21:56.760 --> 00:21:57.920 align:center
Not in front of everyone. Okay?

00:21:58.480 --> 00:21:59.840 align:center
Listen, I have to go.

00:21:59.960 --> 00:22:01.959 align:center
- But I'm not--
- [disconnect tone]

00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:05.640 align:center
[Vani] Okay, side pose.
Nice. Come closer. Okay.

00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:08.960 align:center
Shanti, you're in the frame again!

00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:13.319 align:center
[sighs] Shanti, move. Let her work.
She's taking a picture.

00:22:13.320 --> 00:22:14.599 align:center
- So sorry.
- It's okay.

00:22:14.600 --> 00:22:17.879 align:center
- Come.
- [Vani] Three, two…

00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:20.000 align:center
- one. Great.
- [Pradeep] <i>Mishra ji…</i>

00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.039 align:center
I understand you're worried.

00:22:23.040 --> 00:22:26.400 align:center
But you're doing this for me,
and I'll remember that.

00:22:27.080 --> 00:22:29.720 align:center
Your brother-in-law is a sensible man.

00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:31.880 align:center
- [slurp]
- [Pradeep] Take him with you.

00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:34.399 align:center
He'll handle it. Please.

00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:36.039 align:center
Don't worry, sir.

00:22:36.040 --> 00:22:38.999 align:center
- We're jaggery friends now.
- Jaggery friends!

00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:40.799 align:center
- Take care of it.
- Sure.

00:22:40.800 --> 00:22:42.879 align:center
[chants continue]

00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:43.920 align:center
[Shanti] <i>Isn't this too much?</i>

00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.599 align:center
What? It's such a small bouquet.

00:22:47.600 --> 00:22:50.119 align:center
The party has grown, Bittu's Mummy.

00:22:50.120 --> 00:22:52.439 align:center
I cannot handle it anymore.

00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:55.359 align:center
- You should've done this at your home.
- [Vani] Okay, next.

00:22:55.360 --> 00:22:57.119 align:center
Shanti, please step aside.

00:22:57.120 --> 00:22:59.879 align:center
Shanti, please move. We will talk later.

00:22:59.880 --> 00:23:02.319 align:center
Come, Hema. Please come.

00:23:02.320 --> 00:23:04.440 align:center
- Come.
- [Vani] Sure. Get closer.

00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:06.920 align:center
[Pinky] <i>It's not a disaster,
but an opportunity.</i>

00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:11.240 align:center
The boss's feet can be
more revitalizing than the sun.

00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:12.920 align:center
[chants continue]

00:23:13.360 --> 00:23:14.880 align:center
[pensive music plays]

00:23:15.080 --> 00:23:18.200 align:center
SAKHI SHALINI MAHILA MANDAL

00:23:30.040 --> 00:23:31.520 align:center
[pensive music fades]

00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:32.839 align:center
Found her!

00:23:32.840 --> 00:23:36.479 align:center
On social media, she goes
by her name Vani Shamani.

00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:39.160 align:center
And her birthdate… 29th March!

00:23:39.840 --> 00:23:41.920 align:center
Aries! I knew it!

00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:44.279 align:center
She's from Mars.

00:23:44.280 --> 00:23:45.480 align:center
No wonder she's so bold.

00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:48.319 align:center
What? She's from Mars!

00:23:48.320 --> 00:23:49.479 align:center
I'm Surya Narayan!

00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:50.680 align:center
What a couple we'll make!

00:23:51.560 --> 00:23:54.200 align:center
You know what, Aman, give me some ritual

00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:57.760 align:center
that would make her crazy about me!

00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:01.319 align:center
Last year,
Shilpi really did a number on me!

00:24:01.320 --> 00:24:03.919 align:center
She will call your mother by her name.

00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:05.239 align:center
You're okay with that?

00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:07.360 align:center
Stay away from girls
for a while, Surya Narayan.

00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:09.839 align:center
[Vani] <i>Okay.</i>

00:24:09.840 --> 00:24:10.839 align:center
FOUNDER - SHALINI

00:24:10.840 --> 00:24:13.599 align:center
Now, the founder
of Sakhi Shalini Mahila Mandal,

00:24:13.600 --> 00:24:15.880 align:center
Shalini, will say a few words.

00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:25.679 align:center
"Wow, woman,"

00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:28.319 align:center
is what the police officer said

00:24:28.320 --> 00:24:33.479 align:center
when I had the notorious criminal,
the dreaded tire slasher, arrested.

00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:34.679 align:center
- Wow!
- I--

00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:35.720 align:center
Who's Bittu's Mummy?

00:24:36.560 --> 00:24:38.159 align:center
Friend, I just started my speech.
Please sit.

00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.759 align:center
I'm no friend of yours.

00:24:39.760 --> 00:24:40.759 align:center
Then who are you?

00:24:40.760 --> 00:24:42.239 align:center
Sonu's Mummy.

00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:44.240 align:center
Why are you screaming? Who's Sonu?

00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:46.279 align:center
Sonu! Hey!

00:24:46.280 --> 00:24:48.919 align:center
- Get in here.
- No, he's a male. Males cannot be here.

00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:50.279 align:center
[Aman] I'm also a man.
I'm standing here.

00:24:50.280 --> 00:24:52.479 align:center
Don't be scared. I'm here with you.

00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:54.480 align:center
Is she the lady? Look at her.

00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:59.519 align:center
Isn't he the boy I had arrested?

00:24:59.520 --> 00:25:01.959 align:center
- Yes! I'm coming from the police station.
- Why?

00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:03.519 align:center
He's my son.

00:25:03.520 --> 00:25:06.400 align:center
And you, you turned him
into a tire slasher!

00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:11.039 align:center
My dear, every tire slasher
is someone's son.

00:25:11.040 --> 00:25:12.600 align:center
- My son isn't one.
- [Aman] Yes.

00:25:13.280 --> 00:25:14.959 align:center
- Why?
- Seriously?

00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:17.519 align:center
Is it a crime to get petrol
out of your own vehicle?

00:25:17.520 --> 00:25:19.319 align:center
- True.
- Wait.

00:25:19.320 --> 00:25:21.719 align:center
- What do you mean?
- Sonu's Mummy, please continue.

00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:26.480 align:center
The vehicle you caught my son
tampering with was ours!

00:25:26.800 --> 00:25:29.480 align:center
- Hmm.
- No… I mean…

00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.919 align:center
Is there proof that it was your vehicle?
Tell us, come on.

00:25:32.920 --> 00:25:35.439 align:center
I gave the police the proof.

00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:37.680 align:center
We don't have to give it to you.

00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:42.319 align:center
Then why was he holding
a screwdriver? Right?

00:25:42.320 --> 00:25:43.919 align:center
Yes, if he were only draining the oil?

00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.919 align:center
- Wait, listen.
- Then why the screwdriver?

00:25:46.920 --> 00:25:51.919 align:center
Sonu here was draining petrol
from his father's motorcycle.

00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:54.399 align:center
He doesn't know
how to ride a geared motorcycle.

00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:57.639 align:center
So he was draining the petrol
to put it in his scooter.

00:25:57.640 --> 00:25:58.799 align:center
Isn't that allowed now?

00:25:58.800 --> 00:26:01.120 align:center
All right, okay, Sonu's Mummy.
What do you want?

00:26:02.080 --> 00:26:05.319 align:center
- Well, Bittu's Mummy here…
- Shalini.

00:26:05.320 --> 00:26:08.320 align:center
- Yes, of course, Shalini.
- [Shalini] Yes.

00:26:09.520 --> 00:26:11.639 align:center
- You'll go on camera…
- Sure.

00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:13.599 align:center
and apologize to my Sonu.

00:26:13.600 --> 00:26:14.799 align:center
- [all] What is she saying?
- [Annu] Yes, apologize to him.

00:26:14.800 --> 00:26:16.319 align:center
The camera is already recording.
Apologize.

00:26:16.320 --> 00:26:18.399 align:center
- No, wait. No.
- [Annu] Why won't you apologize?

00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:20.399 align:center
- What's wrong is wrong.
- Nothing's proven yet.

00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:22.679 align:center
- Zoom on her face.
- It's wrong to accuse someone--

00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:24.319 align:center
[women arguing, indistinct]

00:26:24.320 --> 00:26:25.879 align:center
- [Aman] Make her apologize.
- Stop this.

00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:27.079 align:center
Why should we?

00:26:27.080 --> 00:26:28.959 align:center
- Auntie, speak up. Tell her.
- [Shanti] Please calm down.

00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:30.719 align:center
- Please, people.
- [Aman] Apologize to her.

00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:32.440 align:center
[Shanti] Everyone, calm down.

00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:41.399 align:center
No matter who comes out,

00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:42.399 align:center
don't back down.

00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:44.879 align:center
[indistinct chatter]

00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:46.200 align:center
Scared, Santosh?

00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:49.000 align:center
Don't worry. I'm here for you.

00:26:49.960 --> 00:26:51.320 align:center
That's what scares me.

00:26:52.520 --> 00:26:53.480 align:center
Stay here.

00:26:54.560 --> 00:26:57.119 align:center
- I'm going out there alone.
- No, no, no.

00:26:57.120 --> 00:27:00.360 align:center
If I let you go there alone,
my sister will never forgive me.

00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:02.240 align:center
Santosh,

00:27:02.920 --> 00:27:05.359 align:center
government positions
have a class of their own.

00:27:05.360 --> 00:27:07.520 align:center
We private workers
only look out for ourselves.

00:27:08.040 --> 00:27:11.560 align:center
But you, you are a public servant.

00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.960 align:center
Worker.

00:27:14.760 --> 00:27:15.920 align:center
It's the same.

00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.360 align:center
They're synonyms.

00:27:19.960 --> 00:27:22.880 align:center
[Sonu's mom] You shoved a camera
in my son's face to scare him.

00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.080 align:center
So now you will apologize to him
on camera.

00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:30.679 align:center
Sonu's uncle is a criminal lawyer.

00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:32.679 align:center
[woman] How can she talk
to her like that?

00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:34.959 align:center
What? Are you trying to threaten me?

00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:36.479 align:center
- [Shanti] Calm down.
- [Shalini] Is that a threat?

00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:39.079 align:center
- So what if he's a lawyer? I-- I--
- [Shanti] Quiet, please.

00:27:39.080 --> 00:27:40.400 align:center
Everyone, keep quiet.

00:27:41.040 --> 00:27:43.639 align:center
No one has to summon their uncles here.

00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:45.839 align:center
We can all resolve this calmly.

00:27:45.840 --> 00:27:49.159 align:center
And this is my house. What I say goes.

00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:51.239 align:center
- Shan-- Shalini.
- Bittu's Mummy.

00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:53.520 align:center
I’ve always called you “Bittu's Mummy.”

00:27:54.080 --> 00:27:55.760 align:center
- Apologize.
- [soft music plays]

00:27:56.040 --> 00:27:57.239 align:center
Shanti?

00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:00.159 align:center
Everyone makes mistakes.
Just apologize for it. It's no big deal.

00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:01.479 align:center
Come on.

00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:03.880 align:center
Auntie, it won't kill you to apologize.

00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:16.960 align:center
[soft music fades]

00:28:19.840 --> 00:28:20.840 align:center
Sorry.

00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:25.240 align:center
And for God's sake,
stay away from my house.

00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:28.079 align:center
Sakhi Shalini!

00:28:28.080 --> 00:28:30.160 align:center
- [soft music plays]
- Come on, Sonu. Let's go.

00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:33.879 align:center
That wasn't fair, Auntie.

00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:35.879 align:center
- [Shalini] What?
- You made a video of that kid.

00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:38.079 align:center
- Delete it.
- [Shalini] No. Why should we?

00:28:38.080 --> 00:28:40.799 align:center
Look, his face is covered.

00:28:40.800 --> 00:28:43.039 align:center
You can't identify who it is.

00:28:43.040 --> 00:28:44.199 align:center
Post it.

00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:46.039 align:center
Listen to me.

00:28:46.040 --> 00:28:48.079 align:center
Everyone's vehicles
are parked outside in the open.

00:28:48.080 --> 00:28:50.439 align:center
You all should be thanking me!

00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:52.559 align:center
This boy might not be the tire slasher,

00:28:52.560 --> 00:28:55.439 align:center
but there is one in this neighborhood.

00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:58.719 align:center
The video will scare him straight!

00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:01.639 align:center
I was only helping this society
and our neighborhood, so--

00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:03.679 align:center
Uncle was right, Mummy.

00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:06.120 align:center
This lady is not good
for mental health.

00:29:07.360 --> 00:29:09.600 align:center
- [Shanti] This is wrong, Bittu's Mummy.
- Shanti?

00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:11.360 align:center
[soft music fades]

00:29:11.520 --> 00:29:13.040 align:center
- Please--
- [indistinct chatter]

00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:15.640 align:center
Can you get them here?

00:29:17.520 --> 00:29:19.920 align:center
- [man] Come.
- Is that your boss?

00:29:20.040 --> 00:29:22.239 align:center
Come on, everyone.
Let's go, come on!

00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:23.879 align:center
The lineman is a goon!

00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:25.440 align:center
[all] The authorities won't do anything!

00:29:25.560 --> 00:29:26.920 align:center
The lineman is a goon!

00:29:27.040 --> 00:29:28.199 align:center
[all] The authorities won't do anything!

00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:31.039 align:center
- The lineman is a goon!
- [all] The authorities won't do anything!

00:29:31.040 --> 00:29:32.719 align:center
- The lineman is a goon!
- All right.

00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:34.960 align:center
- [all] The authorities won't do anything!
- All right, that's enough. Wait.

00:29:35.520 --> 00:29:36.520 align:center
Is he the consumer?

00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:37.680 align:center
[tender music plays]

00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:39.080 align:center
Sir, please.

00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:46.119 align:center
Look, sir.

00:29:46.120 --> 00:29:49.879 align:center
I apologize to you
for what our lineman did to you.

00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:54.320 align:center
I hope you will accept
this small compensation for your troubles.

00:29:56.320 --> 00:29:57.760 align:center
- [tender music fades]
- [soft thud]

00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:02.199 align:center
[narrator] <i>Humans made guns and missiles</i>

00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:04.960 align:center
<i>to maintain peace in our world.</i>

00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:09.879 align:center
<i>And you all know
how much peace there is in the world!</i>

00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:11.999 align:center
<i>But the middle class is calm,</i>

00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:16.840 align:center
<i>not because they own shares
in these weapons companies.</i>

00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.319 align:center
<i>They remain composed</i>

00:30:19.320 --> 00:30:22.280 align:center
<i>thanks to a word at their disposal,</i>

00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:24.120 align:center
<i>"sorry."</i>

00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:26.719 align:center
<i>When someone says "sorry"
after they have offended you,</i>

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:28.639 align:center
<i>it calms you down,</i>

00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:30.960 align:center
<i>for at least it's an acknowledgement</i>

00:30:31.080 --> 00:30:33.640 align:center
<i>of your virtue and their vices.</i>

00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:38.840 align:center
<i>At least the pain we were
put through was not in vain.</i>

00:30:40.040 --> 00:30:42.480 align:center
<i>But then there is a kind of "sorry"</i>

00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:46.360 align:center
<i>that breeds doubt rather than peace.</i>

00:30:50.520 --> 00:30:52.760 align:center
<i>Was this one a sincere apology…</i>

00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:57.680 align:center
<i>or an excuse to make more mistakes?</i>

00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:02.800 align:center
<i>Search yourself and try to remember</i>

00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:06.799 align:center
<i>the times you said such "sorrys"
in your life…</i>

00:31:06.800 --> 00:31:07.719 align:center
STATE ELECTRICITY CORPORATION

00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:10.120 align:center
<i>…and times when others did it to you.</i>

00:31:10.840 --> 00:31:13.680 align:center
<i>Sorry, perhaps I spoke too much.</i>

00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:20.960 align:center
[end credit music plays]

00:32:33.320 --> 00:32:34.760 align:center
[end credit music ends]

