[Vince McMahon] He really came in with that elbow.
And I think Razor is dazed.
What? Wait a minute.
One, two, three.
[bell rings]
-What is this? -[Bobby Heenan] He got him.
He got him.
[McMahon] I can't believe it. Big Razor Ramon.
-Look at that. -[Randy Savage] He beat Razor Ramon!
[intro music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] It's the longest day of the year.
It's the first day of summer.
And it's live and it's Monday Night Raw.
[Savage] Oh, yeah.
Hello everybody and welcome to Monday Night Raw.
We're in Poughkeepsie, New York.
I'm Vince McMahon, this is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
and this is the Macho Man, Randy Savage.
Well, yeah. Dig it.
And yeah. You're going see an extraordinary match-up one-on-one.
And you know all about it, Macho Man.
[Savage] Ten thousand dollars is a lot of money
but you can't put a cost on pride
and that's the most important thing Razor Ramon has.
[McMahon] The 1-2-3 Kid in the return match against Razor Ramon.
Speaking of a return match, here's Bobby Heenan,
that will take us to last week.
Marty Jannetty squaring off against Doink,
that happens here tonight but this time 2-out-of-3 Falls.
[siren blaring]
[laughing]
You got me on that one, is that right?
Bobby Heenan is a barrel of laughs.
Here we go with Monday Night Raw.
[bell rings]
[Howard Finkel] The following contest is schedule for one fall.
Coming down the aisle from Detroit, Michigan,
at a total combined weight of 510 pounds.
Here are the new World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions,
Rick and Scott, The Steiner Brothers.
[McMahon] The Steiner Brothers, Rick and Scott.
[Finkel] Total of combined weight of 461 pounds.
The team of Barry Hardy and Reno Riggins.
[crowd cheering]
[Heenan] A disgrace.
[McMahon] I beg your pardon?
[Heenan] A total disgrace to see The Steiner Brothers pack in their gold.
[McMahon] What do you mean by that, Bobby Heenan?
[Heenan] Well, they're a disgrace. One wears ear muffs,
he's got numbers all over his tights.
While he's been doing his numbers and figuring it out,
his brother is a complete moron.
It's like the stock market crash of '29.
DiBiase, IRS not being champions.
[McMahon] Well, this has been a seesaw battle
with Money Inc. and The Steiner Brothers.
Many of you don't recall, the Steiner's won the tag titles
last Monday in Columbus.
Money Inc. won them back last Wednesday in Rockford, Illinois.
And how about this, the Steiners bring the titles to the ring tonight
right here on Monday Night Raw.
Because last Saturday night in St. Louis, they took them away.
[Savage] Money Inc., they're desperate
and The Steiner Brothers are the champions.
[McMahon] Money Inc., unquestioned, and looking for a return match-up.
And I think The Steiner Brothers will be very obliging, Bobby Heenan.
[Heenan] What I like about The Steiner Brothers,
they don't put a hole on a hole, they keep you in it.
They love to heave you in the air.
A lot of compact action.
I don't go along with their psychology or their thinking.
But I like the way they wrestle.
[McMahon] Something else about The Steiner Brothers,
they'll step right up to the plank, no question about that.
Both Steiner Brothers are going to challenge Yokozuna.
Yokozuna versus the USA
on the Stars and Stripes Challenge, July 4th,
on the deck of the USS Intrepid.
And that could happen to Yokozuna.
[Savage] And a lot more great Americans are gonna follow in the footsteps
of The Steiner Brothers also, you watch.
[Heenan] If you're planting a bunch of tugboats to be out there
in the New York harbor to help Yokozuna
after so many slams coming off the boat, you're wasting your time.
-He's not going anywhere. -[McMahon] I see.
[Heenan] We'll have more on that later.
Pulled the leg, dive, nice maneuver, reaching for the tag,
here comes Rick.
[crowd booing]
[Savage] The dog-faced gremlin.
[Heenan] Yes.
[Heenan] He looks like a dog all right. I'm just not sure which end.
[McMahon] Now let's be kind tonight, Bobby Heenan. Come on, we're live.
-[Heenan] We're Raw. -[McMahon] Indeed.
You certainly are against the… Oh, a forearm to the mid-section,
driving through and another one.
You have to attempt to soften up The Steiner Brothers.
That's a tough job indeed for anybody.
And down.
[crowd exclaims]
[McMahon] Steiner Brothers. Looking for action?
You've come to the right place, here on Monday Night Raw.
[Heenan] Uh-oh. Where is he gonna deposit him?
Oh, no.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] What a maneuver.
I wonder if Rick Steiner can get Yokozuna up like that
and slam him on the deck of the USS Intrepid.
[Savage] Wouldn't that be something?
And right now what do you think The 1-2-3 Kid is thinking right now?
He's gotta be nervous, The 1-2-3 Kid.
[Heenan] The Steiner Brothers recently involved
in an 8-Man Tag Team match-up at the King of the Ring,
unquestionably, one of the greatest
World Wrestling Entertainment extravaganzas.
[Savage] I was there and I couldn't believe my eyes.
It is just… Won't just stop talking about it.
I wanted to jump in the ring myself.
[McMahon] Oh, suplex.
There are number of suplexes during the King of the Ring.
By the way, the encore heads your way 8:00 Eastern and Pacific on pay-per-view.
So if you missed the King of the Ring the first time,
don't miss it the second time.
If you saw it the first time, it's worth seeing again.
It's the King of the Ring encore
tomorrow night at 8:00 Eastern and Pacific on pay-per-view.
[Heenan] The end of Hulkamania.
[McMahon] Well, I don't know.
I wouldn't necessarily say that I would doubt that.
[Savage] Well, maybe I'll go to the USS Intrepid and slam Yokozuna.
[Heenan] Never can tell who's gonna step to the plank.
[McMahon] Uh-oh, look out.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] Riggins off.
Oh, down, it's like I said, it came right down on Steiner himself.
-[Heenan] Oh, my goodness. -[McMahon] Could you believe that?
And Steiner, a plus or a minus. still cover it.
What athletic champions, unbelievable.
[Finkel] Here are your winners,
the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, The Steiner Brothers.
[McMahon] The Steiner Brothers' victorious
and proudly holding on
the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champion belt.
Just how long will they remain champions?
[Heenan] You don't wanna miss The Steiner Brothers
and the 8-Man Tag Team match-up.
And you can catch them in the encore.
[McMahon] The first ever WWE King of the Ring
was a spectacle unlike any other.
Witness the tragedy of the great American hero
succumbed to the overpowering presence
of a 550-pound Japanese behemoth.
Relieve the triumph as the most tenacious wrestler of all time.
Defeated not one, but three of the WWE's toughest Superstars
in a single night to become King of the Ring.
Only to be robbed at the coronation of his truly deserved moment of glory.
If you missed it once, here's your chance to see it again.
If you saw it once, it's worth seeing again.
The WWE King of the Ring, a special encore presentation
tomorrow night beginning at 8:00 Eastern and Pacific
only on pay-per-view.
-[bell rings] -[McMahon] Oh, yeah.
It's the King of the Ring but now, look who's coming to town.
[Heenan] Oh, yeah.
-Oh, look McMahon, look at this. -[McMahon] Look at this, a unicycle.
[crosstalk]
[Savage] I've got to give credit where credit is due.
This guy is a bona fide clown.
And I'm getting at completely unflattering.
[McMahon] He's an evil clown.
Look at that look.
And this evil clown will square off against Marty Jannetty.
in a return matchup from last week.
This time it's gonna be 2-out-of-3 Falls when we return.
Were back live with our Monday Night Raw
and this man' still getting a big, big laugh.
[Heenan] But he may not be laughing very long.
Marty Jannetty is just about ready and I believe, yes, here he comes.
["Rock Out (The Rockers)" playing]
[crowd cheering]
[Savage] Here we go.
[Finkel] …Forty-five pounds, Marty Jannetty.
[McMahon] What a match-up last week and what an ovation.
Listen to this.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] Marty Jannetty wanted this return match-up
and so did Doink for that matter.
Both men wanted to go at it again.
[Savage] Marty Jannetty is ready for this one.
And he realized that it's 2-out-of-3 out Falls.
I predict, he's gonna beat him two strikes.
[McMahon] Bobby Heenan, wait just one moment.
Bobby Heenan, what did you see underneath the ring? I'm concerned.
At the top of the hour, you looked underneath that ring,
-what did you see? -[Heenan] I couldn't stop laughing
when I saw that everybody's looking for Doink
number two or three or four.
All I saw was a bucket of bolts. [chuckles] That's all I saw.
-Nothing to worry about. -[McMahon] A bucket of bolts?
[Heenan] And Bill Clinton's half-brother.
-[McMahon] He's underneath the ring? -[Heenan] He's hiding out.
You and Bill Clinton. If he was your brother,
would you want anybody to know he's your brother?
He's sweeping underneath the ring. He's a janitor.
[McMahon] Bobby Heenan, please.
All right. Now Doink is playing coy here.
[Heenan] The thing about Doink, you never have any idea what to expect.
You never know what to expect from this man.
[Savage] I'm gonna go out on a limb and say,
right after Bobby Heenan looked under the ring, I did too.
And I didn't search it 1,000,000% but I looked under there pretty good
and there was nothing under there resembling a Doink.
[Heenan] Told you. I'm not gonna lie to you.
[McMahon] No. Of course you wouldn't do that.
Bill Clinton's half-brother. I mean, Bobby.
[Heenan] Yeah. He's known as the half-wit of the family because his half-brother.
[McMahon] 2-out-of-3 Falls, here we go locking up now.
Toward the rope, don't ask for a clean brake here, ref.
You're not gonna get it.
Oh, wait a minute.
Again, the unpredictability of this evil clown Doink,
you never know what he's going to do.
[Savage] Well, DTA, don't trust him anyway.
[crowd cheering]
[Heenan] What sort of psychology is he attempting employ here?
He knows what he's doing, believe me. This is not Jurassic Park.
He's gonna lure him in, and he's gonna take Jannetty's head off.
[McMahon] I see.
[Heenan] That's a mean dinosaur there with make up on.
[McMahon] I'll have to concur with that.
[crowd chatter]
[Heenan] All right, the lock up now.
[McMahon] Two very gifted wrestlers, I might add in there.
Don't let this clown suit fool you, as far as Doink is concerned.
Oh, there you go.
[Heenan] You see that's his idea, McMahon. He wants you to be fooled.
He wants you think he's just a clown, a happy-go-lucky guy,
Hawking hamburgers and stuff. It's not that way.
He is one tough wrestler.
[McMahon] No question about it scientifically, he's right up there
among the very best.
[Heenan] He can fight you if you want. And he can ride a unicycle.
[McMahon] Now, that's amazing--
[Savage] Marty Jannetty, former Intercontinental Champion.
He knows the whole world's watching right now and he's gonna come through.
[Heenan] He's kinda the Michael Jordan of the WWE.
-[McMahon] Who's that? -[Heenan] Doink, he can do anything.
-[McMahon] Oh, really? -[Heenan] Jordan plays a bit of golf.
[McMahon] Never mind about that.
[Heenan] Look at this maneuver now. Off the rope and yes.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] On that takedown. Jannetty, on his game tonight.
Yanking the hair. Come on, ref, get in there.
-[Heenan] Good Greco-Roman hair pull. -[McMahon] A what?
-[Heenan] Greco-Roman hair pull. -[McMahon] Please, Mr. Heenan.
[Heenan] How many times I hear that a day. "Please, Mr. Heenan."
[McMahon] I could imagine.
[Heenan] The Raw girl said that to me when I came in.
-[McMahon] She did not. -[Heenan] Never mind then.
[Heenan] All right. 2-out-of-3 Falls here, folks.
And, well, actually in a 2-out-of-3 Fall Match, Macho Man,
I'm sure you've concurred it, the better man's gonna win.
That's the reason for it.
[Savage] Absolutely--
[Heenan] One fall, anything could happen in the WWE.
We saw that with The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon.
[Savage] Kid got that first fall away
because when your back's against the wall to win two straight.
This is a big fall of the 2-out-of-3 Fall.
Look at the right eye right now.
[Heenan] And there is a lot of pride at stake here.
Doink's a very proud man and so is Jannetty.
[McMahon] Look at this. Doink provoking Jannetty.
What's going on here?
[Heenan] Well, doesn't the other dugout yell at the pitcher,
then the sidelines yell at the quarterback,
that's the whole name of the game. Provoke people.
[McMahon] Jannetty is mesmerized. He doesn't know what to do.
Round house, miss, and Jannetty off the rope.
Here we go. Crisscrossing and what's gonna happen?
Continuing and may be a collision. Oh, look.
-[Heenan] Look at this. -[Savage] Get off baby, Marty Jannetty.
[Heenan laughs] Jannetty makes a fool of Doink.
-Drop toe-hold, missed. -[McMahon] Oh, that didn't miss.
-Forearm on the money. -[Heenan] Jannetty off the rope… No.
He puts on the brakes and it's Doink down to the canvas.
[Savage] This kind of match would drive a psychiatrist nuts.
[McMahon] Yeah. Both men employing a great deal
of a psychological warfare here.
[Heenan] You know, Doink looked sharper last week.
-[McMahon] He did. -[Heenan] But then again it was one fall.
-He's pacing himself-- -[McMahon] It was two Doinks, wasn't it?
[Heenan] No, there was only one Doink.
Wait We saw one Doink come in to the ring.
When he came out, he went under the ring. And he was wearing a jacket.
[McMahon] That would be a different Doink.
[Heenan] He had a jacket on and when he came out he took it off.
He had the squirting flower with the unbreakable rose and umbrella.
Remember that, McMahon?
[Savage] Vince McMahon, do what I do. I never listen to Heenan.
[McMahon] Good point. Leapfrog… And right back at…
-[Heenan] Oh, yeah! -[Savage] That a baby.
[McMahon] The cover, one, two and a kick off by Doink.
Jannetty right on top of him with the armbar.
Jannetty is action all the time, he'll stay on top of you.
[Savage] Absolutely. Marty Jannetty,
everybody loves this guy all around the world.
And they were hoping that Marty Jannetty beats Doink
two straight falls and I'm one of them.
[Heenan] He's like a mother-in-law.
He's always there and you can't get rid of him.
-[McMahon] The insides of the brain-- -[Heenan] Don't mention me.
[McMahon] Bobby Heenan.
[Heenan] Yet to come by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
A little bit later on. Mr. Hughes, talk about a premier athlete.
Mr. Hughes has something that The Undertaker wants desperately back.
That's the, urn, that he stole from The Undertaker.
We'll see Mr. Hughes in action.
[Savage] You never know when The Undertaker is gonna re appear also.
[Heenan] I wonder if he's gonna be around tonight.
[McMahon] I never thought of that. Nice takedown.
Very nice takedown by Marty Jannetty.
[Heenan] It's him I saw under the ring. I mean I didn't see anybody.
But had I seen somebody, it could have been him.
[McMahon] Imagine Razor Ramon waiting in the wings, he is seizing.
Razor Ramon humiliated by The 1-2-3 Kid.
This kid came out of nowhere and grabbed the victory over Razor Ramon.
Now for weeks and weeks, Razor has been waiting for this opportunity.
First offering, $2,500 and now up to $10,000.
[Heenan] That's right. And I saw Razor Ramon
about 20 minutes before we went on air. He was pacing in the hallway.
And I said, "Razor, how are you doing, old buddy?"
He says, "No time to talk now, amigo." And just walked away from me.
He's ready for that kid.
[crowd chatter]
[referee] One, two.
[Heenan] And Doink, hammering away on… Puts on the brakes, nice reversal.
And, yeah. Monkey flip nicely done.
The cover, one, two--
[McMahon] No.
Staying right with him, going behind now.
[Heenan] Jannetty's tried everything.
I don't think he can beat Doink in one fall.
[McMahon] No. Jannetty has not tried everything.
Jannetty has more of a repertoire than perhaps most Superstars in the WWE.
This man can put it together.
[Heenan] Over the hip. Nice block. Trying to get him on the back.
Getting down. One, two… Yes. He gets it. No!
[Savage] You know, there's no guarantee that this is gonna go even one fall here,
it's set for 2-out-of-3 Falls.
But they're evenly matched right here. It's going back and forth.
[Heenan] And here comes Jannetty. Uh-oh.
[McMahon] High-risk maneuver but did not pay off.
To the outside now, Doink.
Doink going up.
Doink going up to the top rope and Jannetty bound to the canvas.
[Heenan] You gotta cover him.
[McMahon] One, two…
[Heenan] Yes. Yes. First fall goes to Doink.
[McMahon] Well, Jannetty, I guess horseback riding is off this weekend.
-[Finkel] Doink, the Clown. -[crowd booing]
[McMahon] All right. The first fall goes to Doink.
Don't go away because we've got two more falls coming at you.
[Heenan] We are live from the Mid-Hudson Civic Center
in Poughkeepsie, New York. Here we go on the second fall.
[McMahon] Doink moving right in. And Jannetty is still smarting.
[Heenan] Jannetty got hurt, Doink came up that top rope
with that big cannon ball and took the one, two, three.
I don't think he's gonna even last the second fall.
[McMahon] A slugfest involved here, I don't think that's Jannetty's style.
Reversal. Doink coming off the rope. Telegraph maneuver.
Attempted a back body drop by Jannetty.
[Savage] At least Jannetty is showing a little life.
I was worried about him in between falls there.
[Heenan] Jannetty back to the corner.
Doink really going to work on him and now… Oh!
[McMahon] With the forehead.
[Savage] The ring just moved six inches.
-[Heenan] We're in a different county. -[McMahon] Goodness.
[Heenan] Unbelievable.
[Doink] I'm sorry.
[Heenan] Look at Doink rubbing in.
I'm sorry.
-[McMahon] Listen to this. -[Savage laughing]
I'm sorry.
[Savage] I can't help it. This guy is too much.
-[referee] Let him go. -I'm sorry.
[McMahon] Look at this.
What a guy who apologized.
-[Doink] Are you okay? -[McMahon] What a man.
[Heenan] This man is sick. He's sick!
[Savage] He's real sick.
[Heenan] What an evil clown.
[McMahon] Doink going up to the top and Doink…
[Heenan] Oh, no!
[McMahon] Unbelievable maneuver.
[Savage] Not only that but he just stole my move.
[Heenan] Not nearly as well, Macho Man, but nonetheless effective.
-[McMahon] And where's Jannetty? -[Heenan] Thrown outside on the concrete.
[crowd chatter]
[Heenan] The referee picking up the count.
[McMahon] Look at this Doink.
He is sick.
[Heenan] Smart enough to get him back in the ring.
He can't beat him on the floor.
[McMahon] Talk about getting in the ring.
Guess who's getting in the ring with Yokozuna.
Let's stay with this… One, two… Oh, almost in count of three.
[Heenan] Yokozuna versus the USA.
He has challenged any red-blooded American
professional athlete to step into the ring with him
and attempt to slam Yokozuna, the WWE Champion.
Can it be done by anyone?
[McMahon] Well, I'll tell you.
Athletes coming from all over the United States
not just in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
All pro, all American, Bill Froehlich.
[Heenan] Yes indeed.
Well, step right up and attempt to slam Yokozuna.
It's crazy.
[McMahon] All those all-pro years with the Atlanta Falcons
now up there in Detroit for The Lions.
He's coming down to New York on July 4th.
Jim Campen, from the Green Bay Packers,
the great center's gonna be on hand.
[Heenan] Oh, look at this.
A cover we got one, the second fall is over. No, it's not.
[Savage] Still fighting.
[Heenan] Pete Taglianetti from the Pittsburgh Penguins,
the NHL representative.
Oh, everyone's gonna be representing the NFL, the NHL, the NBA,
you name it as well as the WWE.
And I predict there is somebody out that there
that's going to slam Yokozuna.
[McMahon] You know who just signed up to?
[Heenan] Martina.
-[McMahon] Beg your pardon? -[Heenan] Martina.
-[McMahon] Martina? -[Heenan] Yeah.
-[Savage] Navratilova? -[Heenan] No.
Martina Feldman.
She's a jockey in Newark. She wants to try it too.
[McMahon] A jockey?
[Savage] Hot off the wire I guess.
[Heenan] He said all athletes.
[Savage] Look at Jannetty fighting, just like everybody
is gonna fight for that slam on Yokozuna.
[McMahon] And takes him, one, two, and… No, another kick-out by Doink.
[crosstalk]
[Savage] Marty Jannetty's now one fall.
[McMahon] Two great athletes now.
Doink, having his problems at the moment. No, nice reversal.
He's done it a number of times.
A tip in the back, body grab now. Here you go.
He's trying to get him up for the suplex, can he do it?
It's blocked by Doink. And another attempt.
Now blocked by Jannetty.
[Heenan] Oh, no, he's shifting the weight.
[McMahon] Nice maneuver!
[Savage] Oh, that's what you gotta do against Yokozuna.
[McMahon] Remember the high-risk maneuver did not pay off last time for Jannetty.
He's up perched on the top rope. What's gonna happen?
[Savage] I think Doink is too far away. I think he better change his mind.
[McMahon] Yes, indeed.
Doink now on his hands and knees.
Jannetty getting set. Look at this.
Like a cat.
Jannetty trying to time whatever he's gonna do perfectly.
Is Doink playing possum?
[Savage] Could be.
[McMahon] You can never trust Doink and… Oh!
[Savage] Did you hear that?
[Heenan] He's out. He's out cold.
Will he get him? No. I can't believe it.
[Savage] Heard all the way down to Amarillo.
[McMahon] That's rough luck for Marty Jannetty, he had him.
[Heenan] Hey, he's the smartest clown I know.
[McMahon] Let's see what Jannetty can do with Doink.
Doink almost out on his… Down that canvas.
Jannetty outside again. He's been--
[Heenan] And he's gonna try it again.
[Savage] He's got him in his range now. Do it. Just do it.
[Heenan] From the top rope.
A cover, one, two, yes!
-[McMahon] He got him. -[bell rings]
-[crowd cheering] -[Finkel] The winner…
[McMahon] It's all tied up at one fall a piece.
[Finkel] …Marty Jannetty.
[Heenan] We'll be back with the third and decides the fall when we return.
[McMahon] We're back live with our Monday Night Raw.
The third and final fall headed right at you.
We understand there's bad weather all over the United States.
Well, this clown is about to lift off of this match.
Somebody's gonna walk out of here, the victor.
[Savage] This is the deciding fall. This is the moment of truth.
My money's on Marty Jannetty.
[McMahon] Oh, look at this. Doink trying to sucker Jannetty,
and trying to get to his to face and unable to, on the air.
Oh, what's gonna happen? Down yes.
[Heenan] Off the rope now. Collision. Oh, my. Cover him quickly.
Cover him quickly. One, two… Knee. No, no, no, no.
[McMahon] Another kick-out, and Doink goes to the outside.
-[Savage] Gotta hook the leg. -[McMahon] He got it. He just did it.
[Heenan] Come on, wait a minute. No. Not this way.
[McMahon] That's the kind of competitor Doink the Clown is.
[Heenan] And he's smart. That will slow Jannetty down.
How did Jannetty win the second fall?
He climbed to the top rope, two or three times.
He's not gonna any place with a bad leg.
[McMahon] Evil clown, Doink, hauling Jannetty
back to the middle of the ring. What's he gonna do now to the leg?
More damage. Stepping into it.
Going for a figure four on the leg. Can he get it in?
-[Savage] He's got it. -[Heenan] He's down. He's good.
He's got it.
[Savage] Jannetty's in trouble.
[McMahon] He gave up. I can hear him give up.
[Heenan] He did not. Listen to him.
[McMahon] "Yes, I've had enough, ref. I can't take it."
[Heenan] Oh, in so much pain. Jannetty was almost pinned.
[Savage] He almost got pinned there.
[Heenan] "I'm in the figure four, and I can't get up."
[McMahon] I'm Randy Savage.
There must be some way out of this counter.
He has to get him over, does he not?
[Heenan] I give up. I quit.
[Savage] If he can turn to his stomach, don't worry about pride here.
Get to the rope.
Anything to break that hold and watch your shoulders being down
for a three count, it's the deciding fall,
the kick third down, this is the money match.
[McMahon] Nonetheless, with all the great pressure on the legs
of Marty Jannetty, there's also some on that
of the individual applying the hold, isn't it?
[Savage] You're absolutely right. It's a gut check.
[Heenan] It's a gut check for both men, two great competitors of WWE going at it.
Look at that face would you.
-[McMahon] He looks familiar. -[Heenan] Listen to this crowd.
[crowd chants "Marty"]
[Savage] Listen to the people yelling for Marty get some momentum going.
[crowd continues chanting "Marty"]
[McMahon] Trying to get him over.
Jannetty trying to get Doink over.
[Heenan] No, no, no.
[McMahon] And, yes. Yes, there it is.
Not enough momentum, just back the other leg.
[Heenan] And Doink doesn't have it locked good.
[McMahon] No, he doesn't. He's trying to make his way to the rope.
-He does indeed. -[Heenan] Good move.
[Savage] Pressure's back on Doink right now.
Look at his face.!
[McMahon] Doink saving himself.
However, the damage was already done to Marty Jannetty.
Jannetty's not gonna be doing any high-flying
as you brought up moments ago.
[Heenan] No, he's not. He's got his wheels taken out from under him.
[Savage] Doink took away the aerial attack.
Good move on Doink's part.
[Heenan] I'm telling you he's a great wrestler.
-[McMahon] Jannetty unquestionably is. -[Heenan] Boy, is he smart.
-[Savage] He's also a lucky wrestler. -[Heenan] Yes. Smartest clown I know.
-[McMahon] You're referring to Doink? -[Savage] You know another clown?
-[Heenan] Yes. -[Savage] Another Doink?
[Heenan] No, it's sitting next to you, Savage, or sitting next you, Vince.
[McMahon] You're sitting next to me, Mr. Heenan.
[Heenan] Don't make me the Clown. Savage's the Clown.
[McMahon] I see. Sure.
Jannetty now basically on one wheel trying to set up Doink and, bang.
Back body drop then the knee gave out.
[Savage] Marty Jannetty is fighting all the way right now,
but he's got nothing to stand on.
[McMahon] Two great competitors going at it here on Monday Night Raw.
-[Heenan] Look at this. -[McMahon] Right off from under him.
Doink going for the leg trying to get him over. Yes!
[Heenan] Oh, yeah.
[McMahon] Single leg Boston Crab trying to apply even more pressure.
Hooking it now.
[Heenan] Crossface.
[Savage] This could be a submission hold right here.
[crowd chants "Marty"]
[Savage] Listen to these people.
[crowd continues chanting]
-[Heenan] Not gonna get out of it. -[McMahon] Marty Jannetty,
one of the great competitors in the WWE taking nothing away from Doink.
[Heenan] He's gonna be sore in the morning.
[McMahon] Doink now. Oh, come on.
[Savage] Smart move, got to give him credit.
Got to give the devil his dues.
[McMahon] What does Jannetty do now? What does he do to overcome?
-[Heenan] Quit. -[McMahon] What?
-[Heenan] Quit. He's a quitter. -[McMahon] He is not a quitter.
[Heenan] The one thing that you'll never find about Marty Jannetty.
[Savage] He didn't win the Intercontinental title by quitting.
[Heenan] No, he snuck into the ring in disguise and greased Jack Tunney's palm.
[McMahon] Doink the Clown going up now.
-[Heenan] Handball. -[McMahon] This could be it.
[Heenan] Doink the Clown… Oh, no, he's caught by Jannetty.
Doink climbing it off the top.
[McMahon] Jannetty set him for the ride.
[crowd cheering]
[Savage] Cover him Marty, cover him.
[Heenan] That might even things up here just a bit.
[McMahon] Jannetty now with the momentum.
Jannetty backing Doink the Clown to the rope.
He's into the far side coming off and… Yes, the elbow,
right in the butt and a jaw.
[Heenan] He's not gonna be able to cover him.
Jannetty has no more leg strength left.
[Savage] If Jannetty wins this match, give him his credit
because he's fighting against all odds.
[McMahon] Jannetty hammering away on Doink the Clown.
[Heenan] Wait. What. Wait a minute. What's that?
[Savage] What about that, Bobby Heenan?
Doink's under the… He went under the ring.
[Heenan] My monitor went dead. What happened?
[McMahon] You're looking at the same monitor I am. You saw that!
There's another Doink underneath the ring.
[Heenan] No, there's a Doink in the ring.
[McMahon] There's one underneath the ring too.
[Heenan] Got by me. I sure didn't see it.
[Savage] Are you saying we didn't see what we saw?
[McMahon] Marty Jannetty. Wait a minute.
Jannetty just… He's listening to the fans.
They're pointing underneath the ring.
Jannetty looking underneath the ring.
[Heenan] I knew that see what's under there.
[McMahon] He's on the other side. Doink must be one the other side.
He's trying tell the official. The official is counting.
Oh, did you see that?
[Savage] Oh, man.
He just kicked the field goal with Jannetty's head as the football.
[McMahon] Unbelievable maneuver.
[Heenan] The official has no idea
that there's an extra Doink underneath the ring.
-[McMahon] Oh, did you see that? -[Heenan] Yes, and i like it.
[McMahon] What a match-up here on Monday Night Raw.
[Heenan] Doinks are like Jell-O, there's always room for more.
[McMahon] Back into the ring now.
Doink and Marty Jannetty. Imagine Jannetty knowing full well
he has this Doink to contend within the ring
and he has one under the ring to contend with as well.
What's gonna happen?
Missing with the elbow. Jannetty, over.
Jannetty, dropkick and just barely hitting.
To the outside.
[Savage] I think Doink is on momentum, pick him to the outside.
He's just ducking and dodging right now.
Now we got psychological warfare, a little bit of physical intimidation.
[McMahon] Doink the Clown on the outside.
-Doink looking up with the official. -[Heenan] Wait, the official--
[Savage] Oh, man.
[Heenan] That's the old trick call to the other side--
[McMahon] Here we go. He's gonna come out the other side for sure.
He's gonna come the other side.
[Heenan] Jannetty, too smart for that.
[Savage] There's one guarantee in life, there are no guarantees.
[Heenan] Wait a minute. No, no. Back on the side.
Back on the side. Turn around, Marty, turn around.
Atta baby, Jannetty.
[McMahon] Jannetty playing possum. Jannetty hammering away.
Is that the same Doink or not.
[Heenan] Of course. Take my word for it.
[McMahon] Both men go down, on the outside.
[Savage] That is the same Doink because look at the paint right there.
-[Heenan] What a match-up, huh? -[McMahon] Hey, wait a minute.
[Heenan] Well, it's cooler under there.
-[McMahon] Hey. -[Savage] Check the paint.
[McMahon] I think the Doink was…
Was pulled under the ring by…
Take a look at this. That's the same Doink.
[Savage] No, it is not. That's the other one. Check the paint.
[McMahon] Wait a minute.
[Heenan] The paint's smeared I can see it.
[McMahon] A cover. One, two… No.
A kick-out by Jannetty. Yes, yes, yes.
[Heenan] Come on, Doink, get up and get at him.
[McMahon] Against all odds Jannetty kicks out.
That's not the same Doink. I don't believe so.
-[Heenan] That's the same Doink. -[McMahon] No.
-[Heenan] He has no black shoes. -[McMahon] Wait, small package.
[Savage] He almost pinned him.
Feather in the cap for Jannetty handling against all odds.
[Heenan] So close.
[McMahon] Marty Jannetty had been going toe-to-toe with Doink the Clown,
and I don't believe that's the same Doink.
-[Savage] Come on, Marty. -[Heenan] Off the rope.
[McMahon] Oh, no.
[Heenan] Jannetty is exhausted.
He's been in there all this time.
[McMahon] Marty Jannetty is exhausted. That's not the same Doink.
That's the fresh Doink.
[Savage] That's the fresh Doink.
[Heenan] Up in the air, piledriver coming at you.
Oh, no.
-[Savage] Come on, Jannetty kick-out. -[Heenan] kick-out.
[Savage] kick-out.
[bell rings]
["WWE: Clown (Doink the Clown)" playing]
[Finkel] Here is your winner, Doink…
[McMahon] Wait a minute. Randy Savage is in the ring.
Randy Savage is talking to the official.
[Heenan] Wait a minute. Randy Savage.
Randy Savage is taking the matter in his own hands.
[McMahon] Yes, he's going after the Doink.
He's gonna show the official there's not one but two Doinks.
[Heenan] Savage can't do that.
[crowd cheering]
[Heenan] Look at that. There you have it.
[McMahon] There you have it.
There are two Doinks in the ring. Not one but two Doinks.
Jannetty gets the dub. Marty Jannetty gets the dub.
[Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has reversed the decision.
Here is your winner, Marty Jannetty.
["Rock Out (The Rockers)" playing]
[McMahon] Marty Jannetty is victorious. Yes.
There's the Macho Man with Marty Jannetty.
The disqualification is a result of the double Doinks.
What a match-up.
What else is gonna happen tonight on Monday Night Raw?
The 1-2-3 Kid is gonna step back to this ring
and perhaps history will repeat itself, The 1-2-3 Kid.
Uh-oh, look at this.
Bring it on against Razor Ramon.
[indistinct conversation]
[McMahon] What are they talking about?
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I want you to tell me what was going on.
What were you doing there talking to those Doinks?
[stuttering] I had to go ask him.
-[McMahon] What were you saying to them? -Oh, I didn't say anything.
This is the first time I see two Doinks. Who is that Doink?
I was asking as a broadcast journalist.
-[Savage] Give us the scoop. -[stuttering]
To come right here on Monday Night Raw,
1-2-3 Kid, when we return, match against Razor Ramon.
[crosstalk]
[McMahon] Ladies and gentlemen, when we return, it's Mr. Hughes.
We surely hope you are enjoying tonight's Monday Night Raw.
Indeed, you can bet Inez Clarity is enjoying being here with us tonight.
We're talking brains and beauty.
Believe it or not, she's an attorney, Bobby Heenan,
as well as a personal trainer and an aerobics instructor.
-Inez Clarity. -[Heenan] Has it all together.
I like attorneys. They're decent people.
[McMahon] You would.
[Savage] I like her even though she's an attorney.
[McMahon] Take a look at this.
[Finkel] …From Kansas City, Missouri weighing…
If you want this, you come and get it.
[Finkel] …332 pounds, Mr. Hughes.
[McMahon] You talk about an awesome athlete,
for Mr. Hughes will fit the bill.
[Finkel] Weighing 269 pounds, Bobby Who.
[Heenan] Finkel doesn't even know his last name.
[McMahon] Bobby Who?
[Heenan] I said Finkel doesn't even know his last name.
-[McMahon] Who is his last name. -[bell rings]
-[Heenan] I don't know. -[McMahon] And Boboy Who.
-Wait a minute. -You want this, you come and get it.
I don't think so.
[McMahon] My goodness.
[Savage] That will be talking to The Undertaker.
[Heenan] Yeah. Putting the bad mouth. Look at that dent right there.
Oh, my.
[McMahon] We're live from Poughkeepsie, New York, Mid-Hudson Civic Center
and here we go with Bobby Who against Mr. Hughes.
[Heenan] Ha-ha! Forget about it.
I don't know who he is.
[McMahon] That's Mr. Who.
[Heenan] I'll tell you one thing if The Undertaker wants his urn back,
he's gonna have to do it the old fashion way.
He's gonna have to steal it.
[McMahon] Bobby Heenan, I can't believe you.
Some of the things that you…
[Savage] He's got half-truths.
[Heenan] And is Paul Bearer still in the show?
Did anybody get an update on him?
[McMahon] Unfortunately--
[Heenan] You called the morgue to see how he's doing?
[McMahon] Paul Bearer is out of action.
[Heenan] Oh, what a move. Take a look at that.
[McMahon] Right in the face.
What an athlete Mr. Hughes is.
[Heenan] Managed by that little urchin.
[McMahon] Harvey Wippleman.
[Savage] What you were thinking, I'd like to say…
[Heenan] Very impressed.
[McMahon] Nonetheless, Harvey Wippleman managing the eight-foot Giant Gonzalez,
managing Mr. Hughes.
It was Mr. Hughes who did the damage to The Undertaker
approximately nine days ago.
Paul Bearer still on the show.
[Heenan] Hughes is ramming that urn into the back of the head of Paul Bearer
and repeatedly on The Undertaker.
[Savage] And what about the King of the Ting tournament,
how he got eliminated there with the urn?
[McMahon] Unfortunately, doing the very same thing to Mr. Perfect,
right on his brain still got… Look out now.
Hughes drops the elbow.
-[Heenan] Can this man wrestle? -[McMahon] Yes, he can.
-[Heenan] With the best of them? -[McMahon] He doesn't want it right now.
Yet to come, The 1-2-3 Kid against Razor Ramon.
What a match-up that's gonna be.
The Kid is gonna be $10,000 richer.
[Heenan] And that should go a long way in helping with his hospital bills.
[McMahon] Oh, my.
[Heenan] All the way right here on the USA Network.
-Well, that's a count. -[McMahon] We get a three count.
-No, we don't. -[Savage] He doesn't want it.
-[McMahon] I'll tell you what. -[crosstalk]
[McMahon] If you want to--
Hey, this is a lesson to everybody. This is a lesson to The Undertaker.
This is a lesson to anybody in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
-Keep an eye on Mr. Hughes. -[McMahon] Thank you very much.
Catch all three Porky's movies.
This week on USA, this Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
starting at 9:00 Eastern, 8:00 Central
rock and roll with the original party movies,
all this weekend only on USA.
[Heenan] What are those three Porky's that used to carry the signs?
Oh, my!
[McMahon] What a maneuver, Hughes and…
[Heenan] Oh, come on. That's getting disgusting.
[McMahon] Hughes in an attempt to intimidate here on Monday Night Raw.
He won't be intimidating The Undertaker, I could tell you that.
[Savage] I don't want to make it a habit about hitting the ring.
[McMahon] Yeah, I guess, not.
[Heenan] You're gonna get hurt someday, Savage, if you do that.
[McMahon] Oh, forget about it.
Hooks him up, and that's three count.
[bell rings]
-[Savage] Thank goodness it's over. -[McMahon] Yeah, I'll say…
[Finkel] Here is your winner, Mr. Hughes.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] Mr. Hughes and there's the urn
that belongs to The Undertaker by the way.
That's a mean hombre in there right now.
[Heenan] Boy is he ever.
All right. Bobby Heenan,
you're headed to the Intrepid, the USS Intrepid
this Sunday for all America, tell us about it.
[Heenan] Well, I'm gonna take you to Oakland.
I'm gonna tie that miserable, little runt to an anchor
and I'm gonna heave him overboard. How do you like that?
[McMahon] I don't like that at all.
We're talking about the setting a course for USA versus Yokozuna
the Stars and Stripes Challenge.
We mentioned some of the athletes from all walks of life are gonna be there
in addition to The Steiner Brothers stepping up to the plate.
I believe Crush is going to be there, and you know who's gonna be there.
Independence Day is gonna be a victory for the USA. I can feel it. Yeah.
-Let's go up to ring side. -Let's do it.
[bell rings]
[Heenan] All right. Here we go.
[Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall.
[McMahon] There's the bad guy.
[Finkel] Coming down the aisle, from Miami, Florida…
[Savage] There's the money.
[Finkel] …weighing 287 pounds, Razor Ramon.
Bad Guy.
["Bad Boy (Razor Ramon)" playing]
[McMahon] Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen.
And you can bet he's gonna hear from this capacity crowd.
He's gonna hear 1-2-3, 1-2-3.
Razor Ramon has the money and all The Kid has to do
is come to the ring and collect. We'll be back.
[Heenan] There he is, Razor Ramon. We are live.
[crowd chanting "1-2-3"]
[Heenan laughing]
Razor Ramon has been hearing that 1-2-3 count in his dreams.
Where is he? Where's The Kid?
Where's The 1-2-3 Kid?
All he has to do… Oh, here he comes.
[Finkel] From Minneapolis, Minnesota…
[Heenan] Scared to death.
[Finkel] …weighing 229 pounds…
[McMahon] Of course, he's scared to death. Who wouldn't be?
[Finkel] …The 1-2-3 Kid.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] The 1-2-3 Kid knows fall out.
There was an upset beyond upset.
Look at that money. Did you see all that money in there?
[Heenan] Ten thousand dollars.
[McMahon] The Kid is petrified, and he should be petrified
because I don't believe this is gonna be a wrestling match at all.
[Heenan] This is going to be something in which Razor Ramon
is gonna attempt to damage this young man
that's why he wants him back in the ring.
[McMahon] Look at the look on the face of Razor Ramon.
[Savage] There's a piece in every one of us inside that 1-2-3 Kid.
This is what dreams are made of right here.
[McMahon] But when he defeated Razor, yes, but now the comeback, $10,000,
The Kid wants to do if for his family.
Is he risking life and limb here on Monday Night Raw?
[Heenan] Let me check on the phone here.
Yes, Poughkeepsie general, I like to reserve a room…
[McMahon] Wait. Look at this.
The Kid going up to the top rope. The Kid flies up, gets him over.
One, two… Yes, yes, yes. You got it.
He got it. No, he didn't.
-[Heenan] Ramon coming up. -[McMahon] He's a lucky kid.
[Heenan] Hook to the leg, a cover one, two… Yes.
-[McMahon] Razor Ramon. What's going on? -[Heenan] Come on, Razor.
[McMahon] Look at this, another kick in the solar plexus.
1-2-3 Kid trying to center Razor Ramon.
Reversal coming up the rope.
Razor missing from the back side now and…
Oh!
The Kid has gained confidence in these six weeks, no question of that.
-[crowd chants "1-2-3"] -[Heenan] I was surprised.
I thought he stepped in the ring, went inside begging and pleading.
He took it to Razor.
[McMahon] Won't do him any good though.
[Savage] How do you know?
[Heenan] Because he's gonna make Razor mad,
and when he makes Razor mad, Razor is gonna stab him in the back.
[Savage] Three times he almost pinned him.
[Heenan] Oh, forget about it.
[McMahon] You talk about one of the premier competitors in the WWE.
It is Razor Ramon. There's no question about it.
You have to give him that.
[Savage] Not only that but he's vicious right now,
because his reputation is out on the line.
[McMahon] Razor Ramon with The 1-2-3 Kid.
-And-- -[Heenan] Forget about it.
[McMahon] Yes, wait a minute.
And there is maneuver… What's going on?
[Heenan] Oh, he broke his neck. I thought he broke his neck.
[Savage] You know what? I'm just hoping he's not hurt.
[Heenan] He's hurt bad.
[Savage] Is he moving?
[Heenan] His legs aren't moving that's what I don't like to see.
[Savage] $10,000 is not worth it. A million dollars is not worth it.
[McMahon] He's gonna cover him.
Razor could have cover The Kid right there.
[Heenan] You think he wants to beat him, pin him?
He wants to make this punk kid suffer.
And he's gonna do it.
[McMahon] Look at the size of Razor Ramon.
[Savage] What a shame. This is a shame right here.
[Heenan] Shame?
That punk 1-2-3 Kid went all the world bragging
about beating Razor Ramon.
-You're gonna pay for it, Kid. -[McMahon] He wasn't bragging.
-[Heenan] Of course, he was. -[McMahon] He was not.
He was talking about… Indeed it was an upset.
He admitted himself.
[Heenan] No, he told everybody how he paid Crush and then how he…
[McMahon] Look at this, Razor Ramon attempting to humiliate The Kid.
Look at this.
Ten thousand dollars riding on the match-up,
The Kid collecting $10,000 for stepping into the ring with Razor Ramon,
but boy, is Razor ever taking that $10,000 out.
[Savage] He's getting his money's worth.
[Heenan] You'll get $50,000 before he's done.
[McMahon] Oh, what a powerslam.
[crowd cheering]
[Heenan] I can smell it, and I can see it.
He is Oozing Machismo right now.
Razor Ramon hammering to the face, a boot.
Now Razor Ramon is taunting his capacity crowd.
[McMahon] Razor an competent contender.
[Savage] Hey, he's going for it.
[McMahon] Well, Razor is going for it.
The Kid doesn't stand the chance right now.
[Savage] At least he's trying though.
[Heenan] The beginning of the end.
[McMahon] Razor Ramon setting up The 1-2-3 Kid.
A gallant effort on the part of The Kid,
nonetheless it's gonna be a defeat, I believe.
Unless there were another unbelievable upset.
And he's finished.
[Heenan] He's not done with The Kid yet.
I don't think $10,000 is worth this.
[McMahon] That's it, Razor Ramon oozing with machismo
as well as confidence and The Kid to the outside.
Wait a minute. What's he doing now?
[Heenan] He's gonna get $50,000 worth of his hide.
That's what he's gonna do.
[McMahon] Oh, no. Wait a minute. On the cement. Oh.
No, no. Don't.
-[Heenan] I know what he's gonna do. -[McMahon] What?
[Heenan] The Razor's Edge on the cement.
-[McMahon] Oh, no. -[Heenan] Oh, yes.
[McMahon] Razor Ramon with The 1-2-3 Kid setting him up.
Razor Ramon sets up The Kid. It should not happen--
[Savage] Don't do it.
[McMahon] It shouldn't happen. Oh, wait a minute.
-What a maneuver. What a reversal. -[Savage] Mission impossible.
Unbelievable.
[Heenan] Razor get up, and get him.
[McMahon] The Kid going up to the top rope and…
Oh, no!
Gallant effort on the part of The Kid.
[Heenan] Oh, "gallant effort"?
Hey, Poughkeepsie general, get that hospital bed ready.
I'm gonna send you one kid over.
[McMahon] A gallant effort on the part of The 1-2-3 Kid.
Unfortunately, Razor Ramon just too much machismo,
nonetheless, give this young man credit for getting back into the ring.
[Heenan] He don't need credit. He's got ten grand.
[Savage] I give him credit.
[Heenan] But look at Razor Ramon, you think he'd be satisfied with that?
[McMahon] No.
[Heenan] No. Look what he's doing to this poor, young man.
Oh, no.
[McMahon] And The Kid going up to the top again.
[Heenan] This is what happened the last time.
Oh, no! One, two, three, he got it.
[Savage] Oh, no. He didn't get him, but man he's trying.
Give him credit.
[Heenan] The Kid… Wai.
The Kid has the money The Kid grabbed the money.
Thief. He's a thief.
[Savage] Get out of there.
[Heenan] The Kid has the money. He's had enough.
Here comes Razor.
[Savage] He's not running fast enough.
[McMahon] Wait a minute. Stay with it.
The Kid is going. He's going out of the arena.
[Heenan] On the street.
[McMahon] The Kid just went out of the arena.
[bell rings]
[McMahon] Wait a minute He's going to that.
-Hey, wait a minute. -[Heenan] He set Ramon up.
[Savage] Awesome.
[McMahon] He's got $10,000 of Razor Ramon's money, how about that?
The Kid got 10 grand of Razor's money.
We'll be back.
All right, Razor Ramon,
that young man just grabbed $10,000 of your money,
and he took off.
[crowd cheering]
Silencio.
Nobody rips off the Bad Guy.
Hey, stick man,
you can run, chico,
but you cannot hide.
Razor is after you.
But will you catch him, Razor Ramon?
He's $10,000 richer.
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How about that next week by the way,
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