["Monday Night Raw" playing]
[Mr. McMahon] Welcome to the Manhattan Center.
-[horn tooting] -[Mr. McMahon] Welcome to New York City.
[siren wailing]
[Mr. McMahon] Welcome, everyone,
to Monday Night Raw.
-[horn tooting] -[siren blaring]
[Mr. McMahon] We're hot tonight. I'm Vince McMahon
with "Macho Man" Randy Savage,
and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan joining us as well.
And tonight we guarantee you
that World Wrestling Entertainment history
will be made, and why?
The Tag Team Championship is up for grabs.
The champion Steiners against the challengers Quebecers.
However, for the first time ever,
this match conducted under Quebec Province Rules,
which means, that the title can be lost by disqualification.
The title can be lost and/or the match by countout.
Piledrivers are illegal and subject to disqualification
as well as jumping off the top rope.
As well as throwing an opponent over the top rope.
All that is illegal and subject to disqualification.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan,
will the Tag Team title change hands tonight?
Will it ever?
There will be new World Wrestling Entertainment
Tag Team champions, and they will be The Quebecers.
-[Mr. McMahon] Would you agree? -[Savage] I disagree.
The Steiners are scientific wrestlers.
They're not worried about these rules.
They're going into the ring as champions,
and they're leaving as champions. Yes!
Well, let the games begin.
Here we go with the Tag Team title match-up.
-[Savage] Oh, yeah. -[bell ringing]
["We're not the Mounties" playing]
[Howard] Ladies and gentlemen,
the following match is scheduled for one fall.
It's for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship
to be contested under Quebec rules.
In the ring are the challengers from the province of Quebec.
[crosstalk]
[Mr. McMahon] …competition later on this week,
the one and only, Razor Ramon.
Joining us as well, Mr. Perfect.
And a most interesting interview with Ludvig Borga.
All of that and a great deal more headed your way tonight…
On Monday Night Raw.
["We're not the Mounties" continues playing]
[Mr. McMahon] Listen to this horrible singing. That was actually The Quebecers
singing their own entrance music and look out.
[Howard] Their opponents,
from Detroit, Michigan,
at a total combined weight of 510 pounds,
the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team champions,
Rick and Scott,
The Steiner Brothers.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Rick and Scott, The Steiner Brothers,
the Tag Team title up for grabs
in this most unusual manner, Bobby Heenan.
[Bobby] Well, The Steiners are gonna be singing,
"I've had enough, Quebecers. Leave me alone."
"You can take the titles. We can't beat you."
"You're a better team than we are."
That's the song The Steiners are gonna be singing.
[Mr. McMahon] Oh, really? Well, there was some consideration
given by Jim Ross on Radio WWE last Saturday night. Was there not?
[Bobby] Well, I was listening to it. And I heard
Jacques being interviewed by Jim Ross,
and he was stating that today his attorneys were gonna get together,
The Quebecers' attorneys with The Steiners' attorneys.
Obviously, they worked something out
that is really in favor of The Quebecers
as far as I'm concerned.
[Mr. McMahon] I don't see it that way. You?
[Savage] The Steiner Brothers showing no fear of The Quebecers.
I like it like that. These guys are champions.
[Mr. McMahon] As far as adherence to the rules is concerned,
that would unquestionably favor The Steiner Brothers
as here we get rolling now with Jacques,
representing The Quebecers against Rick Steiner.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Series of knee lifts to the midsection now. Jacques pouring it on.
The Quebecers have the unenviable task of attempting to take away
the WWE Tag Team titles from The Steiners.
-[Mr. McMahon] Oh, my God. -[Bobby] Oh, God.
[crowd cheers and applauds]
[Savage] And that is not a disqualification right there.
-You see that? -[Bobby] No.
-[Mr. McMahon] Clothesline! Look at that! -[Bobby] Whoa.
[Mr. McMahon] Had he gone over the top rope, the match would have ended.
[Bobby] Wouldn't have been an accident. He meant to knock him over the top.
The Steiners cannot control their emotions.
They're gonna blow it, they're gonna lose it.
They're a great team. I'll give them that credit.
But thinking as one, they can't do that.
[Savage] You know, that was a close call right there.
You know, that was a judgment call right there.
If somebody hits somebody and they go over the top
or whether they're thrown over, Vince McMahon.
[Bobby] Back in the ring. It's gonna be… Look, Pierre's in there.
Pierre and Rick Steiner.
Rick now setting up Pierre for the ride, coming off the rope.
[Mr. McMahon] Sets him up, and down they go!
Yeah, there's a cover. Now one, two and…
[Bobby] Trying to end it early, Rick Steiner.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Rick and Scott Steiner,
former All-Americans from the University of Michigan.
[Bobby] Wow. Anybody could have been
All-American University of Michigan.
-[Mr. McMahon] I beg your pardon? -[Bobby] Even a three-year-old.
[Mr. McMahon] A reversal now. Scotty coming off the rope.
-[Bobby] Got him in the hook! -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, man.
[Bobby] Pierre is gonna go for the ride.
-[Bobby] Pierre up and-- -[Mr. McMahon] Down to the canvas.
[Bobby] The cover, this could be over.
Isn't that a piledriver?
-[Mr. McMahon] That was not. Not at all. -[Bobby] Looked that way to me.
[Mr. McMahon] Piledrivers are illegal, Bobby.
[Bobby] I know. That's why I was mentioning that.
-[Mr. McMahon] I see. -[Savage] You're desperate.
The Steiners are great.
[Bobby] I just don't want them to get away with anything.
I don't want them to cheat.
[Mr. McMahon] Well, keep your eye on The Quebecers
as it relates to the cheating.
The Steiner Brothers, you will recall at SummerSlam.
The mouth of Jim Cornette dropping open
as his Heavenly Bodies were unable to take the titles from The Steiners.
[Bobby] I gotta give them credit. They are a great team.
But they… They're not in the same class as The Quebecers.
I just have that feeling.
[Mr. McMahon] Are you referring…
to The Steiners or the Heavenly Bodies? Cover and…
-A kick-out. -[Bobby] To The Steiners.
You're trying to confuse me here.
[Mr. McMahon] Nonetheless, the mind of Jim Cornette,
one of the motivating forces behind the Heavenly Bodies
who really put on a show and gave The Steiners
a scare at SummerSlam.
The Quebecers, however, have to rely
on their own mental skill, Bobby Heenan.
[Bobby] Nothing wrong with that. You saying they're idiots?
[Mr. McMahon] No, I'm not. They don't have Jim Cornette.
[Bobby] Look at this.
[Mr. McMahon] They don't have a manager. Look at this. Look out.
From the second rope, Pierre launching. Oh.
That could be it.
[Bobby] When's the last time they were manhandled like this?
[Mr. McMahon] One, two and… Not much.
-[Bobby] Oh, come on. -[Mr. McMahon] Not much of a cover there.
[crowd chatter]
[Bobby] Very seldom you see one Steiner down,
let alone both Steiners.
And believe me, Rick does not want in that ring.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] Here, the larger of the two Steiners.
[Bobby] He's close to 300 pounds.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] And now, off the rope now.
And… Oh, look at this.
That could do it.
The cover.
The leg is not hooked and an easy kick-out.
[Bobby] Well now, in Quebec rules, do you have to hook the leg?
I imagine you'd have to.
[Mr. McMahon] If you're gonna pin them.
No question or you're not gonna pin a Steiner that way.
-[Bobby] Oh, my. Back body drop. -[Mr. McMahon] Whoa.
[Savage] That was awesome.
[Bobby] That's not a legal tag.
It has to be made over the top rope.
He has to be holding the top rope, standing in the corner.
[Mr. McMahon] Nothing to do with Quebec rules.
That's interpretation of the official.
[Bobby] Oh, excuse me.
[Mr. McMahon] Look out! Gonna be the piledriver.
Piledriver. Whoa, whoa. Scott reminding Rick.
-Scott reminds Rick… -[Bobby] Go ahead!
[Mr. McMahon] "Don't piledrive that man. Don't do it."
We'll be right back as the match continues.
[Bobby] Piledriver…
[Mr. McMahon] We're back. Live from Manhattan.
We are live from the Manhattan Center, New York City.
And Rick Steiner is taking a bit of punishment here from Jacques.
Coming off the rope and from behind.
Nice maneuver.
Clever maneuver on the part of Rick Steiner.
Nicely done. That was not over the top. However--
[Savage] That could be the turning point of the match.
[Mr. McMahon] The Steiner Brothers know full well that,
well, this could be a night of upsets. You will recall this weekend,
with Notre Dame in an upset victory over Michigan, Bobby Heenan.
[Bobby] Well, the barber college could beat the University of Michigan.
And as you know, Lou Holtz used to…
I understand he used to coach University of Quebec.
-[Mr. McMahon] I didn't know that. -[Bobby] Yes. So that explains it.
[Bobby] Michigan lost. These two jokers are gonna lose.
[Mr. McMahon] Are you referring to the book, Under the Tarnished Dome?
[Bobby] Under the Tarnished Dome?
Are you talking about Howard Finkel's head?
-[Mr. McMahon] You mean ring-- No. -[Bobby] Yes.
-[Bobby] The only one I know. -[Mr. McMahon] Forget it.
[Bobby] Let's go back to the action. Pierre and Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner.
[Mr. McMahon] Nice take over.
Look at the guns on Scott Steiner, Macho.
[Savage] Absolutely, these guys are ready to defend their titles
any place, any time, anywhere.
[Mr. McMahon] They have the technical skills you expect
from former [splutters] All-Americans, collegiate All-Americans.
[Savage] Couldn't have said it better myself.
-[Mr. McMahon] [chuckles] I guess not. -[Bobby] I could have.
[Mr. McMahon] Off the rope and… No hip toss.
-Another-- -[Savage] Whoa!
[Mr. McMahon] Clothesline was devastating.
[Bobby] Quebecers one,
Steiners nothing.
-[crowd chatter] -[Bobby laughs]
[horn tooting]
[Mr. McMahon] Nonetheless, we are seeing, certainly,
not a great deal of bending
or breaking of the rules thus far in this match-up,
but it's quite welcome here, the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Coming off the rope and… Uh-oh, this is trouble.
-[Bobby] Uh-oh. -[Mr. McMahon] Look at this!
What a suplex. That could end the match.
Two and… No. Oh, my.
[Savage] Quebecers are tough.
[Bobby] That's almost a 300-pound man he flipped over like that.
[Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable strength
on the part of Scott Steiner as well as his brother Rick.
They have the technical skills. They've got the power.
It is a complete wrestling machine,
a complete package on the part of The Steiner Brothers.
-[Bobby] Oh, wait a minute. -[crowd cheering]
[Savage] How does that stand in Quebecer rules?
[Bobby] If the ref don't catch you, that's a universal rule.
[Mr. McMahon] I see.
Nonetheless, Scott Steiner.
[Bobby] Now, The Steiners did try a piledriver earlier
but one of them stopped the other from doing it.
They almost made the mistake.
That's why this match favors The Quebecers.
They haven't come close to making a mistake.
[Mr. McMahon] As long as… Here's another cover, two and… No.
Rick Steiner now.
[Pierre] No!
No.
No way.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] Rick, look out from behind.
-Same position, here comes Jacques. -[Bobby] Uh-oh.
[Mr. McMahon] Right there, the official had to see that.
And if he's going to allow that, then he should allow a lot of…
latitude, a lot of bending of the rules here tonight.
[Bobby] With a match of this importance for the title,
with the new rule, the referee's got his hands full
trying to keep control of these four athletes.
[Savage] Don't make an excuse for that.
[Bobby] You're right. He's a ham and egger, let's can him.
[Mr. McMahon] And Rick, making the tag
to brother Scott.
Oh! A-ha.
Here's another cover, shoots a half, a two… nope.
[Bobby] Not hooking the leg.
They're forgetting their basic wrestling skills.
They're thinking about the Quebec rule.
That's what's happening.
[Mr. McMahon] There could be some confusion going on.
Wait a minute. What's this in the background? Who…
I think we just… Wait, a suplex.
[Polo] Come on, Pierre.
[Mr. McMahon] What is that? Scott Steiner was pointing over.
There's Johnny Polo right there.
The top rope! The top rope! He's gonna do it from the top rope.
[Savage] Don't do it.
[Mr. McMahon] He's going from the second rope. Oh.
I don't know who got--
"We're The Quebecers, Jacques and Pierre."
And I am Johnny." What's going on?
[Bobby] I take it that Johnny Polo is now the manager of The Quebecers
or he wouldn't be wearing the Canadian hockey team shirt.
[Mr. McMahon] Brilliant deduction, Watson.
[Bobby] Thank you very much, Holmes.
-And he's got a hockey stick. -[Mr. McMahon] No, he's a hockey puck.
[Polo] Come on, Pierre.
-[Bobby] Going up. Look at this. -[Mr. McMahon] I wanna see this.
[Bobby] The top, and that is not exactly from the top rope.
It's not illegal but there may be a sup…
Oh, no. Oh, no. To the… Whoa.
[Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable maneuver on his part.
[Bobby] That should do it.
Again, there for the part of… Oh!
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] I'm not sure who got the worst of that.
The official or his Tag Team partner, Pierre.
[Bobby] But Scott's, uh, Rick Steiner's suplex, backwards off the top rope.
That's off the top rope. That's a disqualification.
[Savage] Off the second rope.
[Mr. McMahon] There's a little huddle going on now.
What…
Hey, get out of here.
Let's see if we can listen up, can we get in there to see?
I guess we can't. We'll be right back.
A conference going on with The Quebecers
and their newly found manager, Johnny Polo. Stay with us.
[Mr. McMahon] And from there we are back.
We are live from Manhattan.
-[Bobby] Who's legal? -[Mr. McMahon] …New York City.
Scott Steiner against Jacques.
Trying to set up Jacques. Reversal, coming off the rope and…
Missed him with an obvious… Wait a minute.
[Bobby] Oh, no.
That was a Quebecan rules. You can hit a man with--
[Savage] Let's go over those rules.
[Mr. McMahon] Quebecan rules. If you just joined us…
This is World Wrestling Entertainment. Monday Night Raw.
This match-up being contested
under Quebecer Province Rules.
Disqualification can change a title.
Countouts can change a title.
You cannot piledrive your opponent.
You can't throw over the top.
-[Savage] Ho, ho. -[Mr. McMahon] Can't leap from the top
'cause you'll be disqualified. But you can do this.
You can count to three. One, two, three… No.
[Bobby] That was so close.
-[Mr. McMahon] Come on. -[Bobby] So close.
[Savage] Steiner Brothers are champions, bottom line.
[Bobby] They're lucky is what it is, bottom line.
I'm telling you The Quebecers,
Pierre and Jacques, have done their homework.
They're taking it to The Steiners.
[Mr. McMahon] This is a heck of a match-up. Scott Steiner coming off--
-[Bobby] Oh, look at this. -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, my!
[Savage] And his wrist is caught in the top rope.
He's hooked.
[Bobby] They better wave bye-bye to the WWE titles.
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. Things could really break lose here.
The official having problems restraining all four…
I should say five with Johnny Polo on the outside.
What a surprise, Johnny Polo showing up here
as the manager of The Quebecers.
[Bobby] Johnny Polo is full of surprises.
The man is a genius.
-[Mr. McMahon] Oh, really? -[Bobby] Yes.
-[Mr. McMahon] He's not "The Brain." -[Bobby] Only one Brain.
-Vive le Quebecers. -[Mr. McMahon] A slap on the face.
Scott Steiner in trouble.
Is there a tag? No legal tag made, I don't believe.
-[Bobby] That's okay. -[Mr. McMahon] Come on, ref, turn around.
[crowd cheering]
[McMahon] That's Scott Steiner. Come on, ref, turn around.
Turn around, please.
[Bobby] He's got to do his job.
He's doing the best he can, the poor soul.
[Savage] Yeah.
[Mr. McMahon] I think the official
worked a boxing match over the weekend perhaps.
[Savage] Exactly. That's right.
[Mr. McMahon] Off the rope and… Oh.
Devastating maneuver.
[Bobby] Boy, they are working The Steiners over.
[McMahon] Indeed they are. The cover.
One, two and a kick-out again by Scott Steiner.
[Bobby] With Jacques, Pierre and Polo out there,
there's your hat-trick right there, pal.
-[Mr. McMahon] Yeah. -[Bobby] Your hat-trick.
[Mr. McMahon] The Steiner Brothers. The cover of the current edition
of the WWE magazine
on newsstands everywhere starting tomorrow.
[Bobby] Also a big story about my good friend, George Steinbrenner.
[Mr. McMahon] Really?
What about George?
[Bobby] He gives his opinion on some of the Superstars.
What a close friend he is with me, how much he admires me.
-[Mr. McMahon] Yeah, sure. -[Savage] I know Steinbrenner.
[Bobby] Look at this from… Oh my.
A cover, referee out of position.
[Mr. McMahon] Nonetheless, a kick-out.
You're gonna have to run these Steiners over
with a Mack truck in order to defeat them for the one, two, three.
I don't know if The Steiners have it in them to submit either.
The Steiner Brothers… Oh.
[Bobby] They're known as quitters.
[Mr. McMahon] They are not. Cover, hooks the leg. This could be it.
Whoa.
[Savage] I'll be happy to see Scott
tag his brother just a little bit.
[Bobby] I don't think Rick wants any part of it.
[Mr. McMahon] Scott Steiner's been worked over. Now the tag can be made.
[Savage] Come on, Scotty.
[Polo] Come on, Jacques. Tag Pierre in.
[Bobby] Come on, Johnny, waffle with that stick. Part his hair.
[McMahon] The tag is made.
Pierre.
And unfortunately, a kick to the back of the head
cutting off the effort of Scott to tag his brother.
This has been one whale of a match-up thus far.
[Bobby] What a great Tag Team The Quebecers are.
They have the rules in their favor, a manager.
[Mr. McMahon] Rules not in their favor. Get that straight.
I'll give you this though. They're really taking it to The Steiners here
tonight on Monday Night Raw.
Legal tag for a change. Come on, get Pierre out of there.
Oh, no. Look at that!
That could do in Scott Steiner.
[Bobby] That could be the Mack truck we talked about.
-[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. -[Bobby] Count, ref.
[Mr. McMahon] I think that was the illegal man in there.
Yes, Pierre must leave.
[Bobby] One Quebecer's the same as another.
[Mr. McMahon] Not on Monday Night Raw. Not anywhere else either.
To the buckle.
Devastated. Uh-oh.
Scott Steiner with a kick to the midsection.
And another one.
Scott Steiner.
-That's a DDT. -[Savage] That's right.
[Mr. McMahon] What a maneuver by Scott Steiner.
[Bobby] That was out of desperation.
[Mr. McMahon] If he can only get over and make the tag to his brother.
[Savage] He's going on guts now.
[Bobby] I'm not sure he knows where Rick is.
Rick doesn't want that tag.
[McMahon] Look. Come on, ref.
Get in there, don't allow that.
[crowd cheering]
[Savage] Dog-Faced Gremlin.
[Bobby] This match is getting out of hand.
To the outside now.
Scott Steiner, the legal man, is on the outside.
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. Johnny Polo's out there as well.
Johnny, no.
Johnny Polo has that hockey stick.
[Bobby] Let's see a good slap shot.
[Mr. McMahon] The referee's back is turned.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] Come on, ref. Get back into the match.
[Bobby] Scott Steiner now.
Hurled into the apron.
[referee] One,
two…
[Bobby] Win, lose or draw, The Steiners will know
they've been in a fight.
-[Mr. McMahon] No question. -[Bobby] Ho, ho.
[Mr. McMahon] Jacques' in there right now
against Scott Steiner who has really
had the stuffing knocked out of him here tonight.
Off the rope and
-back body drop. -[Bobby] What's he doing to him?
What's going on? I didn't see.
[Mr. McMahon] The tag was made moments ago to Pierre.
What is going on?
-Oh, no. -[Bobby] Oh, yes.
-[Mr. McMahon] Going up and… -[Savage] No.
…trying to turn him over. We've seen this before.
They're trying to get him down.
Johnny Polo.
[Savage] Turn him.
[Bobby] They can't get him over.
[Mr. McMahon] Devastating maneuver.
[Bobby] Now, they can turn him.
[Mr. McMahon] Come on, ref. Get in there. Wait a minute.
[crowd chatter]
[Bobby] Sit down, Jacques. Sit down. Take a load off.
[Mr. McMahon] Submission. Oh, look at this.
Rick Steiner with Pierre for the ride.
And why not, while you're at it.
[Bobby] Come on, ref. Get him out of there.
[Mr. McMahon] The Steiners are risking disqualification,
much like The Quebecers did earlier on.
If the official wanted to, he could have disqualified The Steiners.
The Quebecers could've won the title. Can you imagine that?
[Savage] I wash my hands of this. The referee, he's got a lot of pressure.
[Bobby] Hand me the bell, I'll make a citizen's arrest.
[Mr. McMahon] No, you stay here. Scott Steiner now.
[Mr. McMahon] Off the rope.
Clothesline, misses.
Double clothesline, on target.
[Savage] Give Scott Steiner credit.
What a gut check.
[Bobby] That's your 7-10 split in a big way, isn't it?
[Savage] That's a champion knocking down The Quebecers.
[Bobby] But he doesn't know where he is, Savage.
He doesn't know which way to crawl.
They're used to being on their knees.
-Begging. -[Mr. McMahon] Scott
making his way over to tag his brother, Rick,
who's been on the apron for… Yes, a tag has made.
-[Bobby] Oh, no. -[Savage] The Dog-Faced Gremlin.
[Mr. McMahon] Rick Steiner, a house on fire.
The Dog-Faced Gremlin. Look at this.
[horn tooting]
[Mr. McMahon] All four in the ring at the same time.
Come on, ref. Get in there. Get control.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Oh, wait a minute.
[crowd cheering]
[Bobby] I believe the legal man is Scott Steiner.
-[Bobby] Oh! -[Savage] Frankensteiner!
[Mr. McMahon] The cover, one, two and yes…
No.
[Bobby] That Frankensteiner is like a piledriver, same thing.
-[Mr. McMahon] It's not the same. -[Bobby] It is.
He should be disqualified.
[Bobby] Come on, ref. Get Johnny Polo down from there.
Get him down. He's got the hockey--
-Oh, he got down all right. -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, did he ever get down!
[Mr. McMahon] Wait. The hockey stick is in the ring.
Wait a minute. Jacques has that hockey stick.
Turn around, ref. Turn around.
Disqualify him, turn…
[crowd jeering]
[Mr. McMahon] No, from there…
[Bobby] Turn around, ref.
Turn around, ref.
-Oh, no. -[bell ringing]
[Bobby] Oh, yes. Oh, yes!
Yes. Yes!
-[Mr. McMahon] No! -I bet.
I'll bet you anything on this one.
[Howard] Ladies and gentlemen,
as a result of a disqualification,
the winners of this bout
and new World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team champions,
-The Quebecers. -["We're not the Mounties" playing]
[Mr. McMahon] That can't be.
The Quebecers, Jacques, Pierre
and their newly found manager, Johnny Polo,
are actually Tag Team champions.
[horn tooting]
[Mr. McMahon] I can't believe that.
[Bobby] Well, The Steiners can now go home
and instead of hanging the belt over the mantle,
they can hang that hockey stick.
So they get some idea what Quebec rule is all about. [laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] We'll be back as World Wrestling Entertainment action continues
on Monday Night Raw.
We're back live. It's Monday Night Raw.
Vince McMahon, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
We said wrestling history would be made, but I didn't believe it'd be that way.
Quebec Province Rules, can you believe it?
Quebecers, Randy Savage, are Tag Team champions.
[Savage] Truly disgusting.
And when you come up with a better word for robbery,
then I'll talk to you.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, I'm sure you're not gonna tell us, "I told you so."
I'm not the kind of guy to say "I told you so."
If I was, I'd have to say, "I told you so."
I might as well say it, "I told you so, new champions."
Let's go back up for more action.
-[Mr. McMahon] You told us so? -[Bobby] I did.
[Mr. McMahon] Unfortunately the official had no alternative
but to call what he saw.
and what he saw was Scott
with that stick in his hand, using it on The Quebecers.
He did not see the action earlier.
[crowd cheering]
[Howard] His opponent--
[Mr. McMahon] Highway robbery.
Quebec Province Rules.
The Steiners robbed on Monday Night Raw
by The Quebecers.
[orchestral music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Tony DeVito to face Mr. Perfect.
And they don't come any more perfect than Mr. Perfect.
[Savage] Well, I'm still stunned about the Tag Team titles.
[Mr. McMahon] I guess you are.
[Bobby] Well, now The Steiners and 106,000 people from Michigan
can all sit in one room and cry,
wondering what happened to their team and to their belt.
It's simple. They weren't good enough.
[Mr. McMahon] Come on, Bobby. You know they were robbed.
You know very well they were robbed.
-[Bobby] Robbed? -[Mr. McMahon] Yes.
[Bobby] Of what? They were outsmarted.
They were beaten at their own game.
[Mr. McMahon] I mean… What is going on here?
Mr. Perfect going after DeVito.
-I don't believe-- -[Bobby] Typical on Monday Night Raw.
-You can't… -[Mr. McMahon] DeVito is coming back.
He's coming back the hard way.
[Savage] That's typical of Mr. Perfect, going and getting what he wants.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] And DeVito backing off much like Diesel just might be
if ever Mr. Perfect gets Diesel one-on-one in a squared circle.
[Bobby] Whoa, what a chop that was.
What Perfect better do is go back to Robbinsdale, Minnesota
and take a crash course on truck mechanics.
The only diesel he's gonna work over is an 18-wheeler
made by Peterbilt.
He's not gonna lay a hand on Shawn Michaels' bodyguard,
The Big Diesel.
-[Mr. McMahon] Oh, really? -[Bobby] Really.
[Mr. McMahon] DeVito trying to get away.
Mr. Perfect in complete control of this match-up.
Again, this crowd still stunned,
"Macho Man" Randy Savage, I just can't believe…
I still can't believe The Quebecers
are actually representing the WWE as Tag Team champions.
[Savage] I bet they're 30 miles away from New York City right now.
[Bobby] I'll tell you something, Savage,
I know what The Quebecers are doing right now.
They're celebrating, as only they can celebrate.
The Steiners, they're trying to scratch their heads--
[Mr. McMahon] Talk about celebrations,
that'll take us to something beyond the WWE,
and that'd be the peace accord signed,
historic moment, ladies and gentlemen,
for the PLO and the Israelis.
Easy for me to say.
That is a reason to celebrate.
Unfortunately, it will be The Quebecers, however, celebrating tonight.
[Bobby] It's amazing, two countries are gonna get along,
but two people can't.
Like Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson.
-[Mr. McMahon] What? -[Bobby] She wants custody of the child
and he wants custody of his hairpiece.
[Mr. McMahon] Well, yeah. Okay.
Mr. Perfect.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] A series of knees here into Mr. DeVito.
[crowd chanting] We want Shawn!
[Mr. McMahon] Mr. Perfect.
[loud thud]
[Mr. McMahon] Hoping to one day three-peat
as the Intercontinental Champion.
[crowd chanting] We want Shawn!
You're gonna see a Perfect Plex.
[Bobby] And looks like someone's gonna go for the ride here momentarily.
Hooks the leg. Hooks the head.
[Mr. McMahon] The Perfect Plex.
DeVito's in trouble and there we go.
[Savage] There's something that makes me happy right there.
That a baby.
[Howard] Here is your winner,
-Mr. Perfect. -[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Mr. Perfect with a victory here on Monday Night Raw.
Yet to come ladies and gentlemen,
Razor Ramon is going to join us.
["Perfection" playing]
[Mr. McMahon] We might be able to get a word with The Quebecers
because surely The Steiner Brothers
are entitled to a Tag Team rematch.
["Perfection" continues playing]
[narrator] Promotional consideration
paid for the following.
[upbeat music playing]
[metal clanks]
ICOPRO, you've got to want it.
Chips?
-[plastic bag rustles] -[angry grunt]
Got to have beef. Got to have spice.
Need a little excitement?
Snap into a Slim Jim. Oh, yeah.
-[whiplash] -[crowd cheering]
Macho Man, you were in the dressing room
of the victorious Lex Luger at SummerSlam.
-It is unquestionably… -[inaudible]
…the biggest, bittersweet victory of all time
as Lex Luger won the match-up,
did not win the championship.
You were in the dressing room when this Ludvig Borga
had guts enough
to walk right between you and a whole bunch of well-wishers
and confront Lex Luger.
Let's take you to that historic footage
in the locker room at SummerSlam.
The atmosphere out there was--
Lex Luger,
I'm here in your locker room to tell you
that I am not impressed with you.
And I am not impressed with your friends either.
And I'm certainly not impressed
about the country you stand up for.
Now, let me tell you something,
if you ever
step in the ring with Ludvig Borga,
I will crush you
like America is crumbling,
piece by piece.
And I see you
as the backbone of America.
And if you ever step in the ring with me,
I will break it.
That's not a sure--
[Mr. McMahon] That remains to be seen.
What a match-up that would be.
An American original Lex Luger
against Ludvig Borga.
[Mr. McMahon] Yet to come right here on Monday Night Raw.
The Bad Guy's gonna join us.
Razor Ramon
plus the evil clown, Doink.
[Savage] Oh, my God.
[Mr. McMahon] It is Raw, ladies and gentlemen.
It is Monday Night Raw
whether it's upside, right side up or whichever way it is.
-[bell ringing] -[Bobby] Here he comes.
[Savage] I'll take it upside down.
-[crowd cheering] -[Bobby] Ho, ho.
[horn tooting]
[Bobby] The Bad Guy is back.
[Mr. McMahon] I wonder where Little Ricky is.
There's Desi Arnaz.
[Howard] Razor Ramon.
[Bobby] That may be Little Ricky.
[Mr. McMahon] Maybe Razor will come slip that toothpick
in your kisser, Bobby.
[Savage] Take care of you, Heenan, like he did the Million-Dollar Man.
[Mr. McMahon] I couldn't believe that.
What a match-up that was at SummerSlam.
Ted DiBiase and Razor Ramon.
And there's no question that the Tag Team partner--
[Bobby] Ho, ho, yeah.
[Mr. McMahon] Look at the gold hanging from him, just oozing with machismo.
[Bobby] I thought it was New York City I smelled.
-[upbeat music playing] -[crowd cheering]
[Bobby] Probably got a record a mile long. Gotta be a fugitive.
Probably wanted in about nine states.
[Mr. McMahon] Speaking of The Fugitive,
that's one heck of a movie, Bobby Heenan.
[Bobby] Speaking of fugitive, you should get a new lawyer.
I hear Perry Mason kicked the bucket.
[Mr. McMahon] Well,
I don't know about that.
[Savage] Let's not talk about attorneys.
[Bobby] Most honorable profession going.
[Mr. McMahon] Attorneys? I see.
Legal progression. And there you see
the profession of Razor Ramon.
Likes to deal on Monday Night Raw.
Razor Ramon who obviously has done a lot of work with his hands.
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] The Executioner
having his problems.
By the way, you will see The Executioner a little bit later on
on a competing network.
He was the…
I believe, a guest of Conan O'Brien, The Executioner. Look at this.
[crowd chatters]
[Bobby] Is Conan O'Brien still on the air?
[Mr. McMahon] Well, he comes on later. Yeah.
[crowd chatters]
[Bobby] He was given six months to prove himself on NBC Late Night, right?
Six months to prove himself.
You can knock over a 7-11, you only get an hour and a half time
[Savage] Well, that's great bit of information there. We needed that.
[Mr. McMahon] Let's wish Mr. O'Brien all the luck in the world
as The Executioner will need as well against Razor Ramon.
[Mr. McMahon] IRS unquestionably is watching this match-up as we speak.
Because Irwin knows…
-[Bobby] Wow! -[Mr. McMahon] Ha.
…that sooner or later, he's gonna have to face Razor Ramon.
When he does, what a great match-up that'll be.
By the way, Irwin will join us next week
on Monday Night Raw,
which means unquestionably Razor Ramon will be watching it.
-[crowd cheering] -[Bobby] Executioner.
[Mr. McMahon] Oh, my goodness.
[Bobby] But he's not gonna be able to throw around IRS
like he's throwing around The Executioner.
[Savage] He did DiBiase.
[Bobby] Well, he was lucky.
[Mr. McMahon] No, I beg to differ with that.
[Bobby] He didn't have his way with DiBiase, he was lucky.
[Mr. McMahon] I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
Nonetheless, there you see Razor Ramon
applying the pressure on The Executioner.
And… Well, I guess Razor releases the hold
before The Executioner--
[Bobby] I hope this dummy doesn't make a mistake
and start playing around with The Executioner.
I hope he thinks back what happened with the 1-2-3 Kid.
[Mr. McMahon] Everyone remembers the 1-2-3 Kid.
-Uh-oh. -Looks like… Uh-oh.
[crosstalk]
[Mr. McMahon] I'd like to remind you this is not Quebecer Province Rules.
Look at this.
-From the top! -[Bobby] Razor rules.
[Mr. McMahon] And Razor does rule.
Razor with the cover, hooks the leg and, yes.
[Savage] I'd rather be thrown off Mt. Everest.
["Bad Boy" playing]
[Howard] Here is your winner,
Razor Ramon.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Razor Ramon, victorious.
The Razor's Edge.
[Bobby] He didn't use the Razor's Edge like I thought he would.
That just goes to show you, he can beat you in a lot different ways.
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute.
The Bad Guy is gonna do something else again.
[Bobby] The Razor's Edge. He's gonna give it to him.
[Mr. McMahon] IRS could be on the receiving end of this.
Just as Ted DiBiase could not believe
what happened to him
at SummerSlam.
That was unbelievable.
[Savage] Unbelievable.
["Bad Boy" continues playing]
[Mr. McMahon] Razor Ramon, victorious.
Having a good old time on Monday Night Raw.
[sultry music playing]
Come on, hon. Wake up. What's wrong?
Honey, it's been a really long week.
I'm really tired, huh?
But it's only Monday.
Monday. [groans]
Feels like Friday. Honey, I'm really tired, okay?
But it's only nine o'clock.
Nine o'clock?
Monday?
Whoa. Whoa!
-[TV static noise] -We are live from New York City.
It's Monday Night Raw.
[TV static noise]
[Bobby] Well, what does she expect?
Leave the guy alone. He wants to watch Raw.
If you wanna do something to break a sweat,
why don't you do the dishes or run that vac.
Now, let's go to Vince. Somebody else that needs something to do.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the newly-crowned Tag Team champions
of the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Here are Jacques and Pierre
along with Johnny Polo.
Here are The Quebecers.
♪ We're handsome We're brave, we're strong ♪
[Savage] This, to me, is totally unbelievable
that they got the belts.
[Bobby] They beat The Steiners at their own game.
Taking advantage. That's what they did.
["We're not the Mounties" playing]
♪ Unlike the Mounties ♪
♪ We always get our man ♪
[Savage] And they can't sing.
[Bobby] Come on, everybody. [whistling]
♪ We're handsome ♪
♪ We're brave ♪
♪ We're strong ♪
♪ We're not the Mounties ♪
[Savage] I can't watch this. I can't listen to it.
♪ Cos we enforce the law ♪
[Mr. McMahon] Their current manager, Johnny Polo, what a shock.
What a shock
that The Quebecers are champions.
What a shock that you're managing them.
A shock? There's no shock.
The Quebecers are the best Tag Team in this sport today.
[laughs proudly] Oh, this is fabulous.
We got champagne.
We got women in the back. We're celebrating, McMahon.
It's wonderful.
Let me tell you something, Vince McMahon.
The Toronto Blue Jays made history.
The Montreal Canadiens made history.
And now,
for the first time in the world,
two French Canadians
are World Wrestling Entertainment…
-[Jacques off the mic] …champions! -[crowd cheering]
Vive le Québec!
[Bobby] Johnny's gonna need shots.
You may have reason to celebrate
but perhaps,
perhaps you won't be Tag Team champions
for any great length because unquestionably,
what about a rematch?
I mean, Rick and Scott Steiner certainly deserve
a rematch
with The Quebecers.
[Savage] That's an understatement.
[Bobby] They're huddling. Coming up with something.
This is a smart team, Savage.
-They'll make a lot of noise. -What about the rematch?
We decided
that if one of The Steiners--
-[horn tooting] -[crowd yells]
Unquestionably, Jacques, Tony could order a rematch.
If he does, I would suggest
that it would be American rules,
not province of Quebec rules.
Well, if The Steiners were as good as they claim,
they'd be polished up on Quebec rules
like The Quebecers are.
But we have decided
that if one of The Steiner Brothers can beat
one of The Quebecers which obviously they can't, then, yes,
they will get a title shot.
[Mr. McMahon] What about having that match here
on Monday Night Raw?
[Savage] Lot of pressure on The Quebecers.
[Bobby] Not really. They got the title.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
What about it?
-[crowd cheering] -[horn tooting]
[Savage] Put them on the spot.
They deserve a shot at the title.
The least you could do is give them a single match on Monday Night Raw.
[Savage] This might help make up their minds.
[Jacques] Let me tell you something.
It took me…
It took me and it took Pierre
seven years to get a World Wrestling Entertainment title match.
I say no!
[crowd cheering]
All right. Johnny, you're the manager. Give it up.
Wait just a minute. The single match-up, what about it?
One on one against The Steiners.
You want it right here on Raw next week.
You got it?
Yeah! We'll do it!
[Mr. McMahon] It's done.
Now, let me understand one thing.
If The Quebecers lose one-on-one to The Steiner Brothers,
that guarantees a return title match with The Steiners.
Yes, it guarantees it,
-but there is no way. -[bleep]
In fact, it has to be with Pierre.
It has to be with Pierre, the brute force of the Tag Team.
All right. Next week, ladies and gentlemen,
Pierre one-on-one with one of The Steiner Brothers.
And if The Steiners are victorious,
they get the return match.
♪ We're not the Mounties ♪
♪ We're handsome We're brave, we're strong ♪
[Savage] That's all I can stand of their singing.
But I'll guarantee one thing, one-on-one,
Steiner Brothers will get a rematch, guaranteed. Yeah.
There were a number of Superstars on hand, ladies and gentlemen,
in the recent 28th annual MDA
Jerry Lewis Telethon, a record 46 million dollars earned.
Let's take you to some footage
with Bobby "The Brain" and the "Macho Man".
[crowd cheering and applauding]
I am a big fan of yours.
-Oh, you're the one. -I love you.
I remember when you had that little puppet, Lamb Chop.
-No, no. -And we--
That's Shari Lewis. Come over here.
Come over here.
What the hell are you talking about?
Also… Sing "Great Balls of Fire" for me.
No. That's Jerry Lee Lewis.
-[Savage] Wrong Jerry Lewis. -What do you do?
What do I do?
I'm a Jew in heat. What do you mean, what do I do?
[Mr. McMahon] That was a good time.
No doubt about it, a worthy cause.
We salute the one and the only, Jerry Lewis.
[Bobby] Gives a new meaning to the word hot pastrami.
[Mr. McMahon] How about that?
-Uh-oh. Here comes trouble. -[crowd cheering]
[Bobby] My man,
funniest man, walkin' the face of this earth.
[Howard] Doink the Clown.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute, the bucket.
-Confetti. Oh. -[Bobby] Funny, ho, ho, ho.
[Mr. McMahon] You never know what's gonna be in the bucket
with the evil clown, Doink.
-[eerie music playing] -[crowd chatters]
[Mr. McMahon] Is that water? That's more confetti.
Good thing he was headed--
[Bobby] Be funnier with water though.
Ice cold scalding water… I mean, ice cold freezing water.
[Mr. McMahon] Wouldn't be funny for many fans.
Look at this. Myers going to work on Doink.
Don't turn your back on anyone here in the WWE.
[Bobby] This is New York City. They can use a bath.
[Mr. McMahon] Look at this, going to work.
And… Uh-oh. Look at that.
No question, Doink
may be rather unusual in the ring
as far as appearance is concerned, but he knows what he's doing.
A wrestling technician if there ever was one here in the WWE.
Doink, in complete control here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
By the way, speaking of tonight, here on USA,
tonight, Rita and Chris
are on the… Are on the trial…
How about trail, of a revenge killer.
In the exciting season premiere of Silk Stalkings,
that's coming up next right after Monday Night-- oh-- Raw.
My goodness.
[Bobby] Would you like me to read that?
-Yeah. Try. -I have to watch it.
I didn't understand what you said.
[Bobby] Tonight they'll be wearing silk stockings.
-[Mr. McMahon] No. -[Bobby] It's not?
-I abbreviated it. -[Savage] I'd rather watch that.
[Mr. McMahon] Doink in control.
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, standing by,
I believe…
Do we have him?
Is he there?
Hello, Crush?
Hello, is Crush on hand?
[Crush] Aloha, Vince.
[Mr. McMahon] Hey. Crush, how are you?
[Crush] Good brother. Just fine.
Well, it's Monday Night Raw. I'm sure you're watching.
You certainly must be convalesced.
Are you back at 100% capacity?
[Crush] Brother, I'm back
bigger and stronger
than ever before in my life.
When I return to the World Wrestling Entertainment,
I will return with the power and intensity
that nobody will be able to match, brother.
[Mr. McMahon] I must say we've really missed you in the WWE
and it was here on Monday Night Raw.
I'm sure you remember the hallowed halls of this building
because of what happened with you and Yokozuna.
Nonetheless, back in top form.
Bobby, do have anything for Crush?
[Bobby] Yeah. Do you know, Jack Lord?
Could you get his autograph?
-Please stop it. -All right.
[Mr. McMahon] Macho Man.
[Savage] Crush, shakabrah, brother.
I'm glad you're 100%.
I'm looking forward to seeing you, big guy.
[Mr. McMahon] You got that, Crush?
[Crush] Was that the "Macho Man" Randy Savage?
Yeah. Randy Savage looking forward to you--
-[Mr. McMahon] Hello? -[Savage] Crush?
[referee] One, two, three!
[bell ringing]
[Mr. McMahon] Had satellite problems
with our clown hook up
with the one and only, Crush.
However, this man, Doink, had no problems at all,
none, with his victory.
By the way, for those of you wishing to contribute to MDA,
we have an address and a telephone number.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not too late. Pick up the phone.
Join Jerry Lewis.
Dial 1-800-FIGHT-MD
and make your pledge.
Wait a minute. Let's go back to…
Wait a minute. Doink has a…
has another bucket here.
-[Savage] Don't trust him. -What's Bobby doing?
[crowd chatter]
[Mr. McMahon] Doink, just may…
[Savage] Watch it, Vince, he'll bring him over here.
-No, he's not. -[Savage] No, Bobby.
[crowd cheering]
-[Mr. McMahon] Bobby Heenan is trying… -I'm outta here.
-[Mr. McMahon] Wait. -[Savage] I don't need to see this.
[Mr. McMahon] Whoa, Whoa. Wait. Wait.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Wait!
Get them! It'll be funny.
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. No.
-[Savage] See you later. -[Mr. McMahon] Randy,
-don't leave me. -Go ahead.
-[Mr. McMahon] No! -[Savage] You need a… No. no. no.
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Doink!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Go that way!
Go that way!
[crowd cheering and chanting]
Yeah. Go get them.
[Mr. McMahon] We're in trouble. It's gonna end…
Oh, my goodness!
[crowd cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Can you believe that?
[crowd applauds]
[Savage] That is unbelievable.
[Mr. McMahon] Bobby "The Brain" is stepping… Bobby "The Brain" is…
Where is…
Look. Here.
Here's something.
No. Wait a minute.
-Here. -It's freezing in here.
-Take this. -Here.
[Mr. McMahon] Here. Here, take this.
Take this. Here, something to drink. I'm sorry.
[crowd laughing]
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan--
[tense music playing]
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan beside himself.
He can't believe what happened to him.
[crowd chanting] Weasel!
And listen to… Listen to this capacity crowd here.
[Savage] Throw him a bar of soap.
[Mr. McMahon] Bobby Heenan has been humiliated.
He's a drowned weasel.
Look at this. We'll be back.
We are live, ladies and gentlemen, and a little bit wet.
Everybody else around here as well, we're having some fun on--
Oh, no.
[haunting music playing]
[Savage] Friend or foe?
[Mr. McMahon] Doink the Clown is coming back.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is nowhere to be found.
I don't need a shower.
[Mr. McMahon] Doink is back
over in this direction looking for--
-Oh. -[Savage] Wait.
-I got bad history with him. -[Mr. McMahon] Okay.
All right. Here we go.
-[Savage] Brother. -Go ahead.
[Savage] Let bygones be bygones.
You're not such a bad guy after all. Wait a minute. Is he…
All right! How about that?
[laughs triumphantly]
Doink the Clown, ladies and gentlemen,
on his way back.
And I must say
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan almost kicked the bucket.
That was greatest thing I've ever seen right there with Bobby,
but I also saw the worst thing I ever saw,
And that was The Quebecers winning the Tag Team titles.
Good point. No question of that.
We'll have a further word
on next week's Monday Night Raw
in just a moment.
Bobby Heenan was unbelievable.
[Savage] Exactly.
[narrator] Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
[announcer] It's all new WWE King of the Ring
from Game Boy and NES.
No Holds Barred tournament action
from Acclaim.
Next week, ladies and gentlemen, I suspect
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan will return after he dries up a bit.
I hope he doesn't.
Joining us next week, Bam Bam Bigelow who will be in action.
In addition to Bam Bam Bigelow,
Mr. Perfect will return
along with Irwin R. Schyster.
All of that in addition to a great deal more,
as well as a very special interview
with the individual many consider
truly the King of the Ring,
"The Hitman" Bret Hart.
And of course one-on-one next week,
we've got Pierre representing The Quebecers.
We have, we just learned, Scott representing The Steiners.
If The Steiners are victorious
in single competition, that guarantees them
the return title match they justly deserve.
If in fact, they get the return the title match-up,
I'm sure it's gonna be American rules.
And what does that mean?
Give the belt to The Steiner Brothers
and check out the video scoop right now.
Heenan is all wet.
[Mr. McMahon] Join us next week for more
Monday Night Raw.
[Savage] Look at that. ext week for more