1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:03,533 [McMahon] Seven weeks ago here on Monday Night Raw, 2 00:00:03,599 --> 00:00:05,833 Shawn Michaels became the first victim 3 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:10,633 of Ted DiBiase's diabolical plot to acquire the WWE Championship. 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,000 The shortest distance to Diesel's title 5 00:00:13,066 --> 00:00:17,033 was a straight line right through his best friend, Shawn Michaels. 6 00:00:17,099 --> 00:00:19,900 The trap was set when Shawn Michaels' own bodyguard, 7 00:00:19,966 --> 00:00:23,966 Sycho Sid, who secretly had sold out to Ted DiBiase, 8 00:00:24,033 --> 00:00:27,900 lowered the boom! WWE Champion, Diesel, 9 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:31,700 stopped the onslaught, preventing, perhaps, a premature end 10 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:34,633 to Shawn Michaels' illustrious career. 11 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:38,100 Tonight, Shawn Michaels' career resumes. 12 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:39,533 But for how long? 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,533 Tonight, Ted DiBiase sends the 440-pound King Kong Bundy 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,333 into the ring to finish the job on Michaels 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,199 that Sycho Sid started. 16 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:53,800 Can the flamboyant "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels rise to the occasion? 17 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:57,333 Or will he be crushed once and for all 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,733 under the oppression of Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Team? 19 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,266 [intro music playing] 20 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,399 -[siren blaring] -[McMahon] Millions of fans 21 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,433 have turned out tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 22 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,266 all over the United States for Monday Night Raw, 23 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:33,033 to witness the return of the man known as The Heartbreak Kid! 24 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,833 It's Shawn Michaels one-on-one 25 00:01:35,899 --> 00:01:38,666 with King Kong Bundy! 26 00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:40,566 -[siren blaring continuously] -[crowd cheering] 27 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,399 Hello, everyone, I'm Vince McMahon along with Jerry "The King" Lawler. 28 00:01:43,466 --> 00:01:45,233 What a match-up tonight! 29 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,966 That's right. And don't ever let me hear you say 30 00:01:48,033 --> 00:01:51,466 that "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase is not a compassionate man. 31 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:52,966 He is. Because, you see, 32 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:56,600 Shawn Michaels would love to have his hands on Sid! 33 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,399 [chuckles] But The Million Dollar Man didn't do that to him. You know why? 34 00:01:59,466 --> 00:02:03,333 He's going to let him go against 440 pounds 35 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:06,066 -of King Kong Bundy! [cackles] -[McMahon] What a matchup. 36 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:08,133 And it is going to be The Allied Powers joining us. 37 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:09,733 And by the way, I wouldn't be smiling if I were you… 38 00:02:09,799 --> 00:02:11,500 -[Lawler] Why? -…because "The Hitman" Bret Hart 39 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:12,966 is living up to his promise. 40 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,266 He is here, and that means he's likely to be in your face 41 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,299 -at any moment. -You gotta be kidding me. 42 00:02:18,366 --> 00:02:22,299 "The Hitman" Bret Hart wants some more of me, after what I did to him? 43 00:02:22,366 --> 00:02:24,700 I tell you this, if he shows up here, 44 00:02:24,766 --> 00:02:27,333 I can't be held responsible for my actions. 45 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,700 Come on, Hitman. 46 00:02:28,766 --> 00:02:29,866 ["Bad Boy" playing] 47 00:02:29,933 --> 00:02:33,366 Here comes "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon! 48 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,233 -[crowd cheering] -[bell ringing] 49 00:02:35,299 --> 00:02:38,000 [announcer] This contest is scheduled for one-fall. 50 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:40,733 Introducing first, and accompanied to the ring 51 00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:43,966 by Caribbean legend, Savio Vega, 52 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:48,333 from Miami, Florida, weighing 287 pounds, 53 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,299 "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon! 54 00:02:52,366 --> 00:02:55,033 [McMahon] Yes, it has been a tremendous weekend 55 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,733 for Razor Ramon, 56 00:02:56,799 --> 00:03:00,299 qualifying for the WWE King of the Ring Tournament 57 00:03:00,366 --> 00:03:03,766 with a defeat over Jacob Blu. And by the way, 58 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,166 it's a good thing that Savio Vega 59 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:09,100 was in The Bad Guy's corner this past weekend. 60 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,066 Just as he was, ladies and gentlemen, 61 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:14,333 In Your House, this is after the match was official over. 62 00:03:14,399 --> 00:03:15,766 Savio Vega came in. 63 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,866 He could not stand by idly and see Double J, 64 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:22,866 and see Roadie continue to punish Razor Ramon. In Your House, 65 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:24,733 Savio Vega, ladies and gentlemen. 66 00:03:24,799 --> 00:03:27,066 Yes! Rammed both Double J and Roadie! 67 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:30,466 And then from there, summarily cleaned house! 68 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:34,333 Savio Vega, we had no idea who he was at the time! 69 00:03:34,399 --> 00:03:37,266 We knew he was somebody very, very special. 70 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,000 And we certainly found out later 71 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:42,366 he's a good friend of "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon. 72 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,933 [Lawler] Yeah, well, this "Caribbean Legend" Savio Vega 73 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,566 has made a couple of enemies 74 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:49,500 that may come back to haunt him in Double J and The Roadie. 75 00:03:49,566 --> 00:03:51,100 -[crowd cheering] -[McMahon] We mentioned earlier 76 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,899 that The Bad Guy has qualified 77 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,700 for the King of the Ring Tournament this past weekend. 78 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:56,600 But also this past weekend, believe it or not, 79 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:58,633 on Friday night in Montreal, 80 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:05,366 Razor became the only three-time Intercontinental Champion once again. 81 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:07,966 [Lawler] Wait a minute, McMahon. Not the only. 82 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:10,600 Just the first three-time Intercontinental Champion. 83 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:13,833 Because just last night in Three Rivers, Canada… 84 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:16,533 -[bell ringing] -…Double J regained the title. 85 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:17,566 [Lawler cackles] 86 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,266 And you know what? Savio Vega was nowhere around. 87 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,966 They wouldn't even let burrito breath cross the border. 88 00:04:24,099 --> 00:04:26,400 [McMahon] Well, uh, unquestionably a very busy weekend 89 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,566 for "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon. 90 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:31,166 Razor ready for action as he is on any occasion, 91 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:34,966 locking up with Mike Bell, on Monday Night Raw. 92 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:36,599 Razor backed to the corner. 93 00:04:38,099 --> 00:04:41,099 Razor. Cool, calm and collected until he loses it. 94 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:44,000 And when he loses it, look out! 95 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:48,000 [Lawler] I can't believe that he's actually qualified 96 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:49,900 for the King of the Ring Tournament. 97 00:04:49,966 --> 00:04:51,933 Could you imagine? He couldn't even wear a crown, McMahon. 98 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,966 [McMahon] What are you talking about? 99 00:04:53,033 --> 00:04:55,133 [Lawler] Probably would slip right off that greasy head of his. 100 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,866 [McMahon] King Ramon has a nice ring to it. 101 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:59,633 -The again, how about King Mabel? -[Lawler] What? 102 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,466 [McMahon] Or, King Holly. 103 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:04,466 All three individuals have qualified, ladies and gentlemen. 104 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,033 -[crowd booing] -[McMahon] Razor, Bob Holly, 105 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:07,900 and Mabel have all qualified. 106 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:11,700 And tonight, either Shawn Michaels or another King, 107 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:14,033 King Kong Bundy, will qualify. 108 00:05:14,099 --> 00:05:17,633 [Lawler] Now, of course, Bundy, so far, out of all the names you've mentioned, 109 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:21,333 is the only man that I truly feel deserves to be a king. 110 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,500 [McMahon] Yeah, I'm sure. 111 00:05:22,566 --> 00:05:25,800 [crowd chanting] Razor! Razor! Razor! 112 00:05:25,866 --> 00:05:29,066 [McMahon] And the crowd chanting for "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon. 113 00:05:30,233 --> 00:05:32,000 Nice reversal there by Mike Bell. 114 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:35,133 Razor, looking for an escape? No. Nice reversal. 115 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,333 Ooh. Elbow right in the butt of… Oh, and a slap! Wow. 116 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,800 Razor Ramon, qualifying earlier this weekend, beating, uh, Jacob Blu. 117 00:05:42,866 --> 00:05:44,599 And Savio Vega, by the way, 118 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:47,666 squares off against Eli Blu on the Action Zone this Sunday. 119 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:49,866 -But wait a minute. Look at this. -[referee] One! 120 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,933 [McMahon] Mike Bell mounting an offense now. 121 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,733 -[Lawler] Yeah! -[McMahon] Mike Bell coming on strong 122 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,733 -against The Bad Guy. -[Lawler] I like it! 123 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,166 Wait a minute. Now Razor, turning Mike Bell around! 124 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,233 And here we go! 125 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,800 [crowd cheering] 126 00:06:00,866 --> 00:06:03,099 Vicious chop by The Bad Guy! 127 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:06,033 Razor Ramon lays 'em in. And Mike Bell goes for the ride! 128 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,599 [crowd cheering loudly] 129 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:11,666 Razor Ramon needs this victory. 130 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:15,133 Razor Ramon has had a topsy-turvy roller-coaster ride 131 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,200 over these last four days. Look out! 132 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:20,766 Razor now, look at… All over Mike Bell. 133 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,566 [Lawler] Yeah, look at him slap his face. 134 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:25,433 You know, that's exactly what I'll do to Bret "The Hitman" Hart 135 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,200 if that spineless pansy shows his face out here. 136 00:06:28,266 --> 00:06:29,866 -I'll slap him, McMahon. -[crowd cheering] 137 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,900 [McMahon] Oh, you can bet The Hitman's gonna come out here. 138 00:06:31,966 --> 00:06:33,666 -I mean, you can bet-- -[Lawler] Uh… Are you serious? 139 00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,066 Do you think he really will? 140 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:38,666 [McMahon] Listen, Bret Hart suffered the most embarrassing defeat. 141 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:40,633 -of his long and illustrious career. -[Lawler] What? 142 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,366 -What? -[McMahon] Uh, yeah. Absolutely! 143 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:44,466 [Lawler] Oh, come on. You mean losing to me? 144 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:47,066 All he did was join a long and impressive list 145 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:50,700 of some of the top names of talent that's ever stepped through the ropes 146 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:53,299 that have been humbled at feet of The King. 147 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:56,966 [McMahon] Yes, but I mean, it's one thing what you did to The Hitman on March 13, 148 00:06:57,033 --> 00:06:58,666 -back here on Monday Night Raw. -[Lawler] Right. 149 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:00,333 [McMahon] That was a victory via count-out, 150 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,000 thanks to Bull Nakano and Hakushi. But then from there, 151 00:07:04,066 --> 00:07:08,033 what you and Hakushi and Shinja did In Your House is… 152 00:07:08,099 --> 00:07:08,933 [crowd cheering] 153 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,900 -[McMahon] …is dastardly. -[Lawler laughs] 154 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:13,866 [McMahon] I mean, actually pinning "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 155 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,599 [Lawler] That's right. I pinned him, in a match that he had dedicated 156 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:18,766 to his wrinkled-up old mother. 157 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,933 [McMahon] Wait a minute. Just to his mom. It was Mother's Day. 158 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,233 -[Lawler chuckling] That's right. -[McMahon] And you and your mother, 159 00:07:23,299 --> 00:07:24,666 give me a break, Jerry Lawler. 160 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:26,700 -[Lawler] She was so proud. -[McMahon] How low can you go? 161 00:07:26,766 --> 00:07:28,266 That wasn't… That wasn't your mother. 162 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,366 [Lawler] That was my mother, McMahon. 163 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:33,433 [McMahon] Yeah, well, you're about to get the mother… Oh, my goodness! 164 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,500 Look at that. You're about to get the mother of all face-offs 165 00:07:36,566 --> 00:07:38,500 because "The Hitman" Bret Hart is watching, 166 00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:40,366 -as we speak! -[Lawler] I hope so. 167 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:43,266 You know, all this talk about mothers, I read in the paper that… 168 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,700 I finally figured out what's wrong with Bret Hart. 169 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,666 I read in the paper today that ugly babies get less love from their mothers, 170 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:51,700 and that… [chuckling] That's what happened to Bret. 171 00:07:51,766 --> 00:07:52,866 [McMahon] I… What? 172 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,533 [Lawler] Ha. He was such an ugly baby 173 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,700 he didn't get all the affection that he needed from Helen. 174 00:07:57,766 --> 00:08:00,633 [McMahon] Mike Bell's on the top rope, ladies and gentlemen. 175 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:02,966 "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon sets him up! 176 00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:05,433 -[crowd cheering loudly] -[McMahon] Yes! Suplex from the top, 177 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,500 and I think that's just about gonna do it. 178 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:09,700 -What do you think? -[all cheering] 179 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:13,466 [McMahon] The Bad Guy, will ya finish him off? 180 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:14,400 [all cheering loudly] 181 00:08:14,466 --> 00:08:15,799 [Lawler] Sit down, you little idiots! 182 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:18,900 [McMahon] Razor with Mike Bell. 183 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,099 Savio Vega. From the Bronx, 184 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:23,066 New York, looking on. Gets the nod. 185 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:26,766 Savio, and… Well, no, maybe not. Huh? 186 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,633 That's… [laughing] 187 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:34,333 Oh. "Bad Guy" Razor Ramon victorious, having a little, uh, 188 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,466 -sympathy, perhaps, for Mike Bell. -[announcer] The winner of the match, 189 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,033 -Razor Ramon! -[Lawler] I wish I had been 190 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,699 -in there with him. -[crowd cheering] 191 00:08:39,766 --> 00:08:41,233 -["Bad Boy" playing] -[McMahon] I do too. Hey, 192 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:43,400 I wish you'd get in there with "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 193 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:45,033 -That's what I wish. -[Lawler] Well, let him show his face. 194 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,500 That's all he's got to do. 195 00:08:46,566 --> 00:08:48,533 [McMahon] I don't think you really want that. 196 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,533 [Lawler] That ugly face of his. He was so ugly as a baby 197 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,566 that for the first six months, Helen diapered the wrong end. [cackles] 198 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:56,733 [crowd cheering continuously] 199 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,333 [McMahon] All right. "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon victorious, 200 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,600 ladies and gentlemen. 201 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:06,433 Shawn Michaels makes his return here tonight on Monday Night Raw 202 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,900 to square off against King Kong Bundy 203 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:14,733 in another King of the Ring Qualifying match-up. 204 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,800 The Bad Guy, leaving the ring victorious. 205 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:19,366 "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon, 206 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:24,733 the first ever three-time WWE Intercontinental Champion. 207 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,300 They love him here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 208 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,433 [crowd cheering loudly] 209 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,199 -[McMahon] Here… Here comes… -[Lawler] Huh? 210 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:31,666 [McMahon] Here comes Bret Hart! 211 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:35,366 [Lawler] Hey, I told you I'm not gonna be responsible for what happens. 212 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:36,699 [loud cheering] 213 00:09:39,699 --> 00:09:43,033 Bret "The Hitman" Hart coming out to get right into your face no doubt! 214 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,033 What? What do you want? 215 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,666 [crowd cheering] 216 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:48,733 [speaking indistinctly] 217 00:09:51,366 --> 00:09:53,666 He's got no business being out here! 218 00:09:56,766 --> 00:09:59,733 I thought you would've seen enough of me by now, Hitman. 219 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,199 Why don't you take a hike? 220 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,800 Jerry Lawler. 221 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:07,500 [mixed cheers and boos] 222 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,066 [crowd booing] 223 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:12,300 You know, I've been walking around all day. 224 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,766 And I still can't get over… 225 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,933 You know, I hate, I just despise… 226 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,566 I hate people that have excuses all the time. 227 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,766 And I hate to have excuses. 228 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:32,666 Because I got to ask myself, "How in the hell did I lose to you?" 229 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,833 What… 230 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,533 What do you mean? 231 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,133 You worthless little scum. 232 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:39,866 [Lawler] Hey, hey, hey. 233 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,766 How did I lose to you? 234 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:47,400 I have to ask myself today whether or not I am a failure 235 00:10:47,466 --> 00:10:50,300 on account of you. It was bad enough… 236 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,433 that I lost my championship belt. 237 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,833 I've gone through enough… stuff 238 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,233 that I don't need a little parasite maggot like you, 239 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,000 Jerry Lawler, coming out here and saying that you're better than me! 240 00:11:04,066 --> 00:11:05,066 [crowd cheering loudly] 241 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,100 McMahon, get rid of him right now! 242 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,766 Get him out of here. 243 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,333 You will never, ever be better than me. 244 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,833 And the fact that you cheat so well… 245 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,266 You know, Jerry Lawler, I hate excuses. 246 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:20,666 And I have to ask myself how it is that I can look at my mother, 247 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:23,833 who I asked with my whole damn family to watch me… 248 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:27,600 kick your lousy, stinking butt. And you know what? 249 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,633 I let everybody down, didn't I? 250 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,199 [crowd cheering] 251 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,699 -You got beat. Big deal! -So, you got me, Jerry Lawler. 252 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,100 You got me right where you want me. 253 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,333 You've humiliated me. 254 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,466 You've trashed me. 255 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:49,433 You've embarrassed me like I've never, ever in my whole life been embarrassed. 256 00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:53,900 And I just want to ask you one thing. 257 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,366 One simple thing. 258 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,800 What is it gonna take… 259 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,833 for me to get your lousy, stinking butt back in that ring one more time, 260 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,300 so I can destroy you once and for all? 261 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,266 [loud cheering] 262 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,433 Well, what about it? 263 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,833 What about what? 264 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,300 Well, you've been crowing out. But then, what about it? 265 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,600 What about it? What about it? 266 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,699 -Give him a rematch! -[Bret] What's it gonna take? 267 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:18,633 -You… -Anything you want. 268 00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:21,266 Any kind of match. Any kind of terms. 269 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,600 I want one more match, Jerry Lawler. 270 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:28,566 You got it. Anything in the world that you can possibly dream of. 271 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,266 I want one more match. 272 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,366 One. More. Match. 273 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:35,699 What is it going to take? 274 00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:37,199 [crowd cheering and shouting] 275 00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:42,433 Look, McMahon, why don't you tell him that he has suffered enough humiliation? 276 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,633 He's looked like a fool in front of his family. 277 00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:47,666 He's looked like a fool in these eyes of these idiots right here. 278 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,466 -You don't want that again. -Fool in front of my family? 279 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:52,699 Did I hear you say that I made a fool of myself in front of my whole family? 280 00:12:52,766 --> 00:12:54,833 -What is it going to take, you lousy rat? -[Lawler] Let go of me. 281 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,566 -[Bret] What is it gonna take? -[McMahon] Bret… 282 00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:57,900 [Bret] Come on, you son of a… 283 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:00,233 -Get in the ring right… -Come on. 284 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,933 -Come on, McMahon. -What's it gonna take? 285 00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:04,033 -Bret. No. -Come on, hot shot. 286 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:06,666 -What is gonna take? -Come on, McMahon. Get him out of here. 287 00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:07,966 [Bret] You know what you are? 288 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:11,400 -I'm trying to be a commentator. -You know what you are? 289 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,566 You are lower than… [bleep] 290 00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:14,733 [McMahon] Bret, don't. 291 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,533 -[Lawler] Hey! -[McMahon] Don't, don't. Bret. 292 00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:17,966 Bret. No! 293 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,266 -[crowd cheering] -[indistinct yelling] 294 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,566 [Bret] What is it going to take? 295 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,233 [indistinct yelling] 296 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,533 [Bret] Come on. What kind of match you want? 297 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,733 What kind of match you want. 298 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,033 Let's have a match. 299 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:33,166 What kind of match you want, you scum? 300 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,466 What kind of match? 301 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,333 -Huh? -Brett. No! Come on! Stop it! 302 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,266 [McMahon] Hey! No! Bret, no! 303 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,633 [crowd cheering] 304 00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:57,099 [crowd cheering] 305 00:13:58,833 --> 00:13:59,900 [imperceptible] 306 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,766 -[bell ringing] -[McMahon] Welcome back, everyone, 307 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,633 to more Monday Night Raw. Vince McMahon and Jerry "The King" Lawler. 308 00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:08,300 You might say a… A bloody Jerry "The King" Lawler. 309 00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:10,666 Your nose is starting to bleed out of that one nostril. 310 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:14,433 Your hair is all disheveled and… the look on your face, Jerry Lawler. 311 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,333 [Lawler] You think it's funny, don't you, McMahon? 312 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,966 -[McMahon] Yeah. -[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. 313 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,599 You're the Connie Chung of this team. You realize that? 314 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,266 You can be replaced, and you obviously should be replaced! 315 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,966 You didn't even lift a finger to help me! 316 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,266 -[McMahon] Help you? -[Lawler] That's right! 317 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,866 Do you not realize how important I am to this broadcast team of you and I? 318 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,166 You're only out here to make me look good. 319 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:34,599 And you should have jumped up there. 320 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,000 And you should have got him off of me, McMahon. 321 00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:40,099 [McMahon] All right, ladies and gentlemen, John Crystal in the striped tights 322 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:44,033 against this, uh, most unusual athlete. Give the credit in terms 323 00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,900 of his athletic prowess to Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, 324 00:14:46,966 --> 00:14:50,599 making his debut here tonight on Monday Night Raw. 325 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:52,433 [Lawler] Here's a guy with some class, McMahon. 326 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,366 -[McMahon] Yes. -[Lawler] Unlike Bret "The Hitman" Hart. 327 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:58,199 He really showed his true colors out here. He made a complete fool out of himself. 328 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,500 [McMahon] To a certain extent, I was… I was concerned 329 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,500 that The Hitman would do just that. 330 00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:05,000 I think he stopped just short, however. 331 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:08,000 Bret Hart obviously very, very upset over what he called 332 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:11,199 "the most humiliating defeat of his life." 333 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:13,066 [Lawler] Yeah. And you, McMahon, sitting there, 334 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,733 uh, with that deer-in-the-headlights look on your face. 335 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,233 [McMahon] Well, why not? I had no idea what Bret was gonna do. 336 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,166 [Lawler] I think you slipped in a cheap shot there 337 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:21,633 in my ribs. Did you hit me in the ribs? 338 00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:23,633 [McMahon] I didn't hit you in… Please. 339 00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:25,599 Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, going for the ropes. 340 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,133 That's one way to break the hold. 341 00:15:27,199 --> 00:15:28,566 [crowd booing] 342 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:32,199 [McMahon] Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, ladies and gentlemen, an American blueblood. 343 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,199 Thinks he's a little bit better than, uh, most other Americans. By the way, 344 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:39,333 why don't you tell us what's going to come up here on USA on Wednesday night? 345 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,433 [Lawler] Well, I will, because Wednesday on USA, 346 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,733 an unholy confession becomes a priest's ultimate test of faith. 347 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,800 Christopher Reeve stars in Mortal Sins, a USA pictures original. 348 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,000 Wednesday night at 9/8 Central, here on USA. 349 00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:55,699 You know, that's exactly what Bret "The Hitman" Hart committed, 350 00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:58,966 a mortal sin by coming out here and doing what he did tonight. 351 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,099 When I get through with him, he's going to need a priest too. 352 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,233 [McMahon] Oh, my goodness! 353 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,033 A series of forearm uppercuts by Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 354 00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,066 Hunter knows what he's doing in the squared circle. 355 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,366 We have been looking forward to this… 356 00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:14,266 Oh, my! WWE Monday Night Raw debut for some time. 357 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,800 Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, right back. 358 00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:19,666 What a vicious individual. 359 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:23,166 What an aggressive athlete this Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is. 360 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,400 That's right. 361 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:25,833 [Lawler] I like the looks of this guy. 362 00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:28,800 [McMahon] Rubbing the forearm across the facial area 363 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,400 of his opponent, John Crystal. 364 00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:31,500 Crystal thus far, 365 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,433 -at the moment, outclassed. -[Lawler] He's got manners. Manners too. 366 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,766 -Look at that. -[crowd booing] 367 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,900 [Lawler] However, I would suggest that these peons in the… 368 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:41,900 In the peanut gallery out there don't deserve to be bowed to. 369 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:45,199 [McMahon] Snap suplex, nicely executed by Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 370 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,133 At the conclusion of this match-up, ladies and gentlemen, 371 00:16:50,199 --> 00:16:52,900 uh, we will hear, uh, a statement of sorts 372 00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:55,633 as it relates to the political career… 373 00:16:55,699 --> 00:16:59,000 or potential political career of one two-time 374 00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:01,800 former WWE Champion Bob Backlund. 375 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,366 -[Lawler] The future president. -[referee] Two. 376 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,433 -[McMahon] Oh, I don't know about that. -[Lawler] Not of the WWE, 377 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,733 -of the United States. -[McMahon] Off the rope, and Crystal, 378 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,133 down across the knee. 379 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,000 Again, very impressed 380 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:14,000 by the athleticism of Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 381 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,033 [Lawler] The way he walks around the ring. 382 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,166 -That's class, McMahon. -[McMahon] That's class? 383 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:22,899 -[Lawler] Yes. -[McMahon] Uh, I don't think so. I… 384 00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:27,866 I describe it as something else… Words defy at the moment 385 00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:30,633 to describe-- Oh! A right hand by Crystal, missed. 386 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,133 And a… Oh! Look, a back maneuver, would you? 387 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,933 [McMahon] Hunter Hearst-Helmsley shoots the half, the cover, the count. 388 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,833 -And a pretty easy victory. -[bell ringing] 389 00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:40,899 ["Blue Blood" playing] 390 00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:44,733 [McMahon] A surprisingly pretty easy victory by Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 391 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,399 I thought he might be all talk 392 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,466 and, uh, not a great deal of athleticism. 393 00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:50,733 We have all been surprised, 394 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:55,066 I think, by the skills displayed of Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, 395 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:58,333 the American blueblood. But speaking of great Americans, 396 00:17:58,399 --> 00:18:01,866 stand by, ladies and gentlemen, for the man who would be the president. 397 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:06,933 -[muffled drums beating] -[muffled fireworks bursting] 398 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,833 Although the plebeians have a tremendous amount of abomination 399 00:18:10,899 --> 00:18:12,866 for Mr. Bob Backlund, 400 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:17,366 I always knew that you agreed with my viewpoints. 401 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,466 [light military music playing] 402 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:24,933 The ecosystem in education in the United States is running amok. 403 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,233 And one of the first things I would do as president 404 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:34,366 is make sure that every individual out there gets a job, 405 00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:39,066 and has the ability to save enough money 406 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:45,033 so he can purchase a dictionary and augment his ability to read. 407 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,933 [light military music continues playing] 408 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:52,233 I'm going to demand that everyone get motivated 409 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:58,300 to read at least one classic American novel each week, 410 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,966 I advocate the abolishment of the spell check. 411 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:10,766 Under my administration, there'd be no more calculators in the school system. 412 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:14,500 The plebeians need to learn to work with their minds. 413 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:21,733 And remember, a computer society is a defunct society mentally. 414 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:27,133 The educational system is regressing, ladies and gentlemen. 415 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,233 Our youth aren't receiving the education that they should be getting. 416 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,633 They are illiterate. 417 00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:40,133 The Japanese people have 100% literacy! 418 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,266 [shouting] Therefore, I'm demanding 419 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,933 that our youth go to school 12 months out of the year! 420 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:52,333 And there will be no summer vacations. 421 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,600 [Lawler] And tonight's going to be no vacation for Shawn Michaels. 422 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:03,866 I'm told right now in the back, 423 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:07,733 we have a camera with Ted DiBiase and King Kong Bundy. Let's listen. 424 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,833 Bundy, 425 00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:12,100 Diesel's little buddy, Shawn Michaels, has crawled out of his hole. 426 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,200 And I want you to take him, and I want you to shove him right back 427 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,399 in the hole he came out of! 428 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,566 Boss, I'm gonna take that little runt and I'm gonna squash him like a grape! 429 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:20,733 -[growls] -That's… That's it. 430 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,066 That's just what I want. 431 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,700 [McMahon] Let's take you to Orlando, Florida, 432 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:31,133 and witness Stephanie Wiand presenting the keys to this $150,000 vacation home 433 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,066 to 11-year-old Matt Pomposelli and his parents. 434 00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:39,466 -Hi! -[Matt] Hi. 435 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,000 -And you must be Matt. -Yes. 436 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,100 Matt. Stephanie Wiand. 437 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,233 -Hi. -Nice to meet you. Congratulations. 438 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,466 I have some housewarming gifts 439 00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,533 -for you guys. -Oh, thank you. 440 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,866 Okay. This is the most important part. 441 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,399 -The key to your house. -All right. 442 00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:50,833 Wait until you see the inside. And Matt, I've got a real big surprise for you. 443 00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:52,033 -I can't wait. -[Matt] I can't wait either. 444 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,366 Yeah? I think I'm as excited as you are. 445 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:55,533 Here we go. Cool. 446 00:20:56,966 --> 00:20:58,733 Wow. Look at this house. 447 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800 [indistinct chatter] 448 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,666 -This is amazing. -Wait till you see the rest of it. 449 00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:03,133 But now, this is the best part of the kitchen. 450 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 -All right. -Want to take a look? 451 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,166 -Okay. -Why don't you come with me? 452 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,166 I need you to help me open the door. 453 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,433 Because this is my favorite part of the kitchen. Ready? 454 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,500 -[both yelling] Yay! -[Matt shrieks] 455 00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:12,166 -[Stephanie laughs] -Whoa! Good day, Matt! 456 00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:14,066 -[Stephanie giggles] -Welcome to your house, Matt! 457 00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,433 -Okay. Matt. You ready? -Yeah, I'm ready. 458 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,966 All right. Here you go. 459 00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:19,000 Your very own porch, 460 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:22,833 which leads to your very own pool, 461 00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:24,399 -your own screened-in pool. -Whoa. 462 00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:25,766 -Isn't that gorgeous? -Yeah. 463 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:26,966 I mean, how many 11-year-olds 464 00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:28,300 -do you know with their very own pool? -None. 465 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,266 -[bell ringing] -[McMahon] Matt Pomposelli, 466 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,200 ladies and gentlemen. Yes, 467 00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,666 proud as he can be, as well he should be. 468 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:40,533 Here comes two very, very proud individuals joining forces, 469 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,466 -known as the Allied Powers. -[crowd cheering] 470 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,066 Yes, led by flag bearers. 471 00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:50,766 Here comes Lex Luger, along with "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith! 472 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,366 [Lawler] Yeah, take a look at those flag bearers, McMahon. 473 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:55,833 It won't be long until you see a scene like that, 474 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,966 right down Pennsylvania Avenue. 475 00:21:59,033 --> 00:21:59,933 Flag bearers, 476 00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:03,333 leading President Bob Backlund to the White House. 477 00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:06,399 [McMahon] Now, wait a minute. Bob Backlund hasn't decided officially 478 00:22:06,466 --> 00:22:08,800 whether or not he's actually going to run for president. 479 00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:10,833 But I'm sure there are those out there, however, 480 00:22:10,899 --> 00:22:13,233 who would vote for him, no question about it. 481 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,133 [crowd cheering] 482 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,166 Monday Night Raw is brought to you by Pep Boys. 483 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:21,866 For quality parts, accessories, and service, come to Pep Boy, 484 00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:24,300 America's automotive supercenter. 485 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,433 -[Lawler] I can feel it now, McMahon. -[McMahon] What's that? 486 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,600 [Lawler] A ground swell throughout America. 487 00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:31,366 Bob Backlund for president. 488 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,366 [crowd continues cheering] 489 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,333 [Lawler] Look, Connie… 490 00:22:35,399 --> 00:22:36,533 -[bell ringing] -…another trick like that, 491 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,166 and I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit. 492 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,866 [McMahon] Well, all right. I apologize. I was just having a little fun there. 493 00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:42,733 I just thought… You should have seen… 494 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,333 Oh, my goodness! I wish we had the cameras on your face. 495 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:46,766 You should have seen, ladies and gentlemen, 496 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,533 the look on The King's face 497 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,366 when I mentioned the name of Bret Hart. 498 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:53,300 And by the way, you should have seen the look on Mabel's face. 499 00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:55,133 So, let's go back and take a look at it. 500 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,233 Look at this! 501 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,066 This was on the Action Zone. 502 00:22:58,133 --> 00:23:00,500 And look, yes, Davey Boy Smith 503 00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:05,466 underneath huge, monstrous Mabel. And actually stands up 504 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:09,800 all the way with Mabel until he comes crashing down! 505 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,966 [Lawler] Okay, I'll admit, McMahon. That's pretty impressive. 506 00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:16,166 He lifted over 515 pounds there, 507 00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:19,033 but that's not nearly as impressive, uh, as I'm gonna be 508 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,733 if Bret "The Hitman" Hart comes back out here. 509 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,000 [McMahon] All the way up! Nicely done. What are you talking about? 510 00:23:23,066 --> 00:23:26,000 And now, a nice arm drag by The British Bulldog. 511 00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:28,733 Davey Boy Smith and Lex Luger, unquestionably… 512 00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:34,466 the most powerful tag-team combination ever assembled in the WWE to date. 513 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:37,700 And by the way, getting back to Bret Hart since you brought up his name, 514 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:41,366 as we see the reversal there, off the rope, and, uh… Oh, boy. 515 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,200 DeVito's gonna go for the ride. 516 00:23:44,266 --> 00:23:47,300 What about giving Bret Hart the rematch he asked for? 517 00:23:47,366 --> 00:23:48,866 What about it, Jerry Lawler? 518 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:51,166 [Lawler] Why does he even deserve a rematch? 519 00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:52,399 [McMahon] Whoa! What do you mean? 520 00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:54,500 [Lawler] He's a three-time loser. You know… 521 00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:58,033 People don't realize every time I've stepped in the ring 522 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,500 with Bret "The Hitman" Hart, I've come out the winner. 523 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:04,366 [McMahon] Well, just give him this one more rematch. 524 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,066 Double back body drop! 525 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:07,766 [crowd cheering] 526 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,399 [Lawler] Give me one reason I should. 527 00:24:09,466 --> 00:24:10,600 -[McMahon] One reason? -[Lawler] Yes. 528 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,100 [McMahon] Well, uh, does the movie title 529 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,500 Die Hard: With a Vengeance ring a bell? 530 00:24:17,266 --> 00:24:18,833 [Lawler] What are you trying to imply there now? 531 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,233 [McMahon] Hey, take it for what it's worth. 532 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,233 Come on, let's see it one more time! 533 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:26,899 I mean, "The Hitman" Bret Hart deserves an opportunity, for sure, 534 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,433 to right the biggest wrong… 535 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,833 -[Lawler] Come on. -…the biggest blot on his career. 536 00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:34,500 [Lawler] All he was doing was out here trying to show off 537 00:24:34,566 --> 00:24:35,600 in front of all of these morons. 538 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,533 He doesn't really want any more of me, McMahon. 539 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,966 [McMahon] He dedicated this match-up to his mother, 540 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:42,300 -and look what happened. -[Lawler] Yeah. She didn't even show up. 541 00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:45,933 She was at home somewhere, putting tenderizer on her applesauce, 542 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,166 and she knew what was going to happen. 543 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:50,500 She knew that I was going to beat The Hitman. 544 00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,133 She didn't want to be there to see it. 545 00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,600 But my mother was there. 546 00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:57,200 [McMahon] Let's, please, not get into your mother. 547 00:24:57,266 --> 00:25:00,500 Off the rope, and Payne going down to the canvas. Bill Payne, 548 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:03,333 having problems as you would suspect anyone would… 549 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:06,266 against this extraordinary team. Headbutt. 550 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,166 [Lawler] You know, McMahon, 551 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:10,733 you and I better both vote for Bob Backlund 552 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,800 -if he decides to run. -[McMahon] And why is that? 553 00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:15,800 [Lawler] Well, because he's promised me that one of the things on his platform 554 00:25:15,866 --> 00:25:19,199 will be that he'll make it tougher for riff-raff like Davey Boy Smith 555 00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:22,833 and this Canadian, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, to cross our borders. 556 00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:25,600 [Lawler] Wait a minute. They let you out of Memphis earlier today, didn't they? 557 00:25:25,699 --> 00:25:26,766 [Lawler] What? 558 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,333 -[McMahon] And down! -[crowd cheering] 559 00:25:28,399 --> 00:25:30,000 [McMahon] Powerslam. The cover. 560 00:25:30,066 --> 00:25:31,899 One-count, and a two-count and a three! 561 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,233 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] What'd you mean by that remark? 562 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,500 -[loud cheering] -[McMahon] There you have it, 563 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,933 ladies and gentlemen, The Allied Powers victorious. 564 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,733 -Wait a minute! Here comes Bret Hart! -[Lawler] Hey… 565 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,866 [McMahon] No, no, I'm only teasing. I'm only teasing. 566 00:25:42,933 --> 00:25:44,600 [Lawler] You're gonna get it, McMahon. 567 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,366 [McMahon] No, you're gonna get it. 568 00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:48,300 From "The Hitman" Bret Hart! 569 00:25:48,366 --> 00:25:49,933 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 570 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,033 let's take you back now to last week. 571 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:55,833 Ted DiBiase coming into the building, earlier that afternoon. 572 00:25:55,899 --> 00:25:58,733 I've got a real good idea, and I think, Irwin, you'll agree with this. 573 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,899 Why don't you, since you seem to be so chummy-chummy now 574 00:26:01,966 --> 00:26:03,433 with your newfound friend, Diesel, 575 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:07,033 why don't the two of you get together and form a tag-team combination? 576 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,766 Because I've got a team in mind. 577 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,399 They would just love to face you. 578 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,266 His name is Sid, and "Native American" Tatanka. 579 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,266 Because you see, Bam Bam, if it weren't for you, 580 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,699 Sid would be World Wrestling Entertainment Champion right now! 581 00:26:19,766 --> 00:26:21,333 -So… [continues indistinctly] -[McMahon] And Bam Bam awaited 582 00:26:21,399 --> 00:26:23,199 the presence of Irwin R. Schyster. 583 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:27,633 It did not take Bam Bam Bigelow very long to respond to Ted DiBiase. 584 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,633 I'd like to introduce to you 585 00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:34,800 a man that's gonna be in my corner, 586 00:26:34,866 --> 00:26:40,733 a man that I would be proud to be tag teamed with! 587 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,633 Big Daddy Cool! 588 00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:44,466 [loud cheering] 589 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:47,600 [McMahon] Yes, it was the WWE Champion, Diesel. 590 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:53,699 And it did not take Big Daddy Cool very long for his presence to be felt. 591 00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:57,033 Look what he did. He eradicated the presence… [chuckles] 592 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,533 …of one Ted DiBiase, running like a scared rabbit, 593 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,199 running back to the dressing room. 594 00:27:02,733 --> 00:27:04,833 Furthermore, Diesel prevented IRS 595 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:07,800 from a cheap victory there over Bam Bam Bigelow, 596 00:27:07,866 --> 00:27:11,266 bringing to the official's attention that the IRS's feet were on the ropes. 597 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:16,333 And then, Bam Bam Bigelow one-on-one, a fair fight and a victory… 598 00:27:16,399 --> 00:27:18,833 -[bell ringing] -…for The Beast from the East. 599 00:27:18,899 --> 00:27:21,266 [announcer] The winner of the match, Bam Bam Bigelow! 600 00:27:21,366 --> 00:27:25,699 [McMahon] However, Ted DiBiase returned to ringside with Sid, 601 00:27:25,766 --> 00:27:28,333 with Tatanka, to get a good look 602 00:27:28,399 --> 00:27:32,333 at the team they unquestionably will face sometime, 603 00:27:32,399 --> 00:27:36,199 someplace, somewhere, in the future. 604 00:27:36,766 --> 00:27:39,733 [Lawler] And when that happens, McMahon, you'll see Diesel 605 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,233 and Bam Bam bite the dust, 606 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,133 just like the New York Knicks did. 607 00:27:43,199 --> 00:27:44,566 [cackling] 608 00:27:44,633 --> 00:27:45,800 [McMahon] Yet to come in action, 609 00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:47,966 it's Kama "The Supreme Fighting Machine." 610 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,433 And then from there, Yes, a busy evening for Ted DiBiase, 611 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:56,699 King Kong Bundy one-on-one with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels! 612 00:27:58,966 --> 00:28:00,699 [narrator] The Undertaker. 613 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:05,066 The man from the dark side wants to add a little light to his life, 614 00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:07,666 the sparkle from a king's crown. 615 00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:09,366 Jeff Jarrett. 616 00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,333 Double J loves the glitter of gold. 617 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,933 And in the King of the Ring, 618 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,666 he feels he'd have the Midas touch. 619 00:28:16,733 --> 00:28:20,100 The greatest meets the gravest 620 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,466 in a King of the Ring qualifying match 621 00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:25,866 next week, on Monday Night Raw. 622 00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:27,500 -[bell ringing] -[McMahon] And what a match 623 00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:29,266 that's gonna be. Jerry Lawler, pick a winner. 624 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,800 Can you imagine The Undertaker 625 00:28:30,866 --> 00:28:33,333 in the King of the Ring Qualifying Tournament? 626 00:28:33,399 --> 00:28:34,866 -[Lawler] Want me to pick the winner? -[McMahon] Yeah. 627 00:28:34,933 --> 00:28:36,433 [Lawler] I'll tell you right now. Double J. 628 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,333 [McMahon] Ah, come on. Double J is lucky to have his title back. 629 00:28:39,399 --> 00:28:40,633 [Lawler] Well, there's the reason right there. 630 00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:44,199 You saw what Ted DiBiase just took from Kama. 631 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,000 That new and improved urn. 632 00:28:47,199 --> 00:28:49,866 Without the urn, The Undertaker is nothing. 633 00:28:50,366 --> 00:28:54,300 [McMahon] Kama "The Supreme Fighting Machine," joining us this week. 634 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,800 And, yes, no love lost between The Undertaker 635 00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:59,466 -and this extraordinary athlete, Kama. -[bell ringing] 636 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:02,300 Horowitz, trying his luck against Kama. 637 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,699 [Lawler] Look at that, Kama is starting to look like a walking art gallery. 638 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,666 [McMahon] Kama, using his feet, uh, as well as his hands. 639 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,333 Can mix it up in any fashion. 640 00:29:14,199 --> 00:29:15,133 But, uh, right there, 641 00:29:15,199 --> 00:29:18,133 going for a wristlock. Top wristlock now applied 642 00:29:18,199 --> 00:29:21,766 by Barry Horowitz and… Oh, my goodness! Whoa, baby! 643 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,933 [Lawler] The look on Horowitz face. 644 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,600 He couldn't believe he was out of that hold with ease. 645 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,033 [McMahon] Yeah, almost like the look on, uh, 646 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,766 -your face earlier on… -[Lawler] Don't start! Don't start! 647 00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,533 [McMahon] …when "The Hitman" Bret Hart came out here. 648 00:29:33,366 --> 00:29:36,066 And again, I believe the public deserves an answer, 649 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:37,966 and certainly Bret Hart deserves an answer 650 00:29:38,033 --> 00:29:41,833 as to whether or not you will accept a rematch from The Hitman, 651 00:29:41,899 --> 00:29:44,833 and whatever those terms and conditions might be. 652 00:29:44,899 --> 00:29:47,100 [Lawler] You mean he's saying I could have any kind of match with him? 653 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:50,100 Any sort of stipulation? He'll agree to anything? 654 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,733 [McMahon] Oh! Uh, a right hand there to the top of the head! 655 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,233 Forearm uppercut. And… 656 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,733 Uh, well, it didn't faze Kama, did it? 657 00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,433 Kama, look out. 658 00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,933 Oh, over that top, he missed! 659 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,966 [McMahon] Barry Horowitz pats himself on the back, maybe not for long. 660 00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:06,000 Kama keeps Horowitz on the outside now. 661 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:09,966 And one hard right hand in the midsection doubles up Barry Horowitz, 662 00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:13,500 who is yet to win a match here on Monday Night Raw. 663 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:17,266 [Lawler] You know, all I have to do, McMahon, is just, uh, 664 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:21,433 think of something that would be really some sort of stipulation 665 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:24,966 that would be really humiliating, really embarrassing for Bret Hart. 666 00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:26,866 There's no doubt I would win the match 667 00:30:26,966 --> 00:30:29,033 so I could just I could just come up with anything, right? 668 00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:32,600 [McMahon] Well, if you feel confident, my goodness, another left hand. 669 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:36,100 The WWE spanning the globe later this week. 670 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:39,899 As a matter of fact, WWE action in Manila, the Philippines, 671 00:30:40,533 --> 00:30:42,133 this Wednesday night, 672 00:30:42,199 --> 00:30:46,066 and Thursday and Friday, The WWE, appearing in Canada, 673 00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:48,966 in Edmonton on Thursday night, the 25th of May, 674 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,033 and in Calgary, Alberta, on Friday night. 675 00:30:52,533 --> 00:30:54,399 This coming Friday night, the 26th. 676 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:59,266 Calgary, of course, The home of the one and the only "Hitman" Bret Hart. 677 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:03,399 [Lawler] Yeah, also the home of his parents, Stu and Helen Hart. 678 00:31:03,466 --> 00:31:06,800 the couple that are so old, they have hieroglyphics on their birth certificate. 679 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,966 -[McMahon] You know what? -[Lawler] What? 680 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:12,300 [McMahon] If you ever do accept a rematch from Bret Hart, 681 00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:17,866 well, I think Bret Hart will not be responsible for his actions. 682 00:31:17,933 --> 00:31:20,866 [Lawler] Oh, is that so? I'd like to do that to him, right there. 683 00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,800 [McMahon] Look at that, submission maneuver, 684 00:31:22,866 --> 00:31:25,166 ladies and gentlemen, and an easy victory 685 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:30,166 by Kama as Ted DiBiase reaches for what used to be, the urn, 686 00:31:30,233 --> 00:31:33,800 DiBiase and Kama had it melted down into a necklace. 687 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,966 Kama victorious. 688 00:31:37,566 --> 00:31:39,233 Hey, folks. Todd Pettengill here, 689 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:41,966 just taking a quick timeout, and then we'll get you 690 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,800 to that King of the Ring qualifying matchup between Shawn Michaels 691 00:31:44,866 --> 00:31:47,399 and King Kong Bundy, but speaking of King of the Ring, 692 00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:50,633 the second annual World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame 693 00:31:50,699 --> 00:31:53,966 banquet will happen the night before the King of the Ring spectacular, 694 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:55,100 in Philadelphia. 695 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:58,699 We're talking about Saturday night, June, the 24th, reception, dinner, 696 00:31:58,766 --> 00:32:01,966 and then the actual induction ceremony at 8:15 697 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:05,166 in the beautiful Grand Ballroom of Philly's new Marriott Hotel. 698 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:07,399 You can get your tickets by calling Ticketmaster 699 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:11,933 in Philadelphia at 215-336-2000, 700 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,899 in Jersey, it's 609-984-2000, 701 00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:20,100 and, in Delaware, it's, 302-665-2500. 702 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:23,500 Very important, make sure you call right away if you're going to attend, 703 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,800 because tickets must be purchased in advance 704 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:29,199 and before June, the 22nd, in the weeks to come here on Raw, 705 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,633 we'll be announcing this year's honorees. 706 00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:35,433 I'd like to begin this week by congratulating Antonino Rocca, 707 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,433 former wrestler and broadcaster from the mid-70's, 708 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:42,000 among the first names of Superstars who will be inducted 709 00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:44,566 into the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame this year. 710 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:45,966 Let's get you back to ringside. 711 00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,866 Vince McMahon and "The King" Jerry Lawler. 712 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,666 [McMahon] Antonino Rocca, truly one of the greats. 713 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:52,600 [Lawler] McMahon, how old were you in that picture? 714 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:55,966 I just wondered if you've been drinking the same water as Helen Hart, 715 00:32:56,033 --> 00:32:58,100 [McMahon] Let's take you over to Barry Didinsky. Barry. 716 00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,199 Thanks a lot, Vince. 717 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,100 You know, Shawn Michaels is gonna be coming into the ring in just a moment. 718 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:05,800 And to celebrate that, take a look at the brand new Shawn Michaels T-shirt. 719 00:33:05,866 --> 00:33:10,300 They call this one the "all over" T-shirt because the print is all over the T-shirt. 720 00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:12,766 We're gonna take a real good look at the front of the T-shirt. 721 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:13,899 And we're going to flip it around. 722 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,300 And show you the back of the T-shirt because it's printing all over it. 723 00:33:17,399 --> 00:33:23,600 1-800-8808-Raw gets you the brand new Shawn Michaels T-shirt for only $20. 724 00:33:23,699 --> 00:33:25,300 One size does fit all. 725 00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:29,066 You get it here today on Raw, 1-800-8808-Raw. 726 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:33,733 And take a look real quick at the Monday Night Raw T-shirt available today. 727 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,633 -[music playing] -Uh-oh. Wait a minute. 728 00:33:35,699 --> 00:33:37,066 That's King Kong Bundy in the Corporation. 729 00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:39,300 -Hey, I'm out of here! -[McMahon] I guess so. 730 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,366 King Kong Bundy means business. 731 00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:46,399 He means Million Dollar team business. 732 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,199 [Lawler] Yeah, they made that T-shirt 733 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,266 after what he's gonna do to Shawn Michaels. 734 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,633 He's gonna be all over him. 735 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,166 [McMahon] This is who has qualified thus far in the King of the Ring tournament. 736 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:59,000 Mabel, Bob Holly, and The Bad Guy. 737 00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:01,266 Now, will it be Bundy who qualifies? 738 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,600 Or his opponent, Shawn Michaels? 739 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:06,166 [Lawler] Everybody wants to be the king, McMahon. 740 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:08,733 As I said last week, takes a King to know a king. 741 00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:12,133 Now that Elvis is gone, I'm the only one left. 742 00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:15,733 But I'm gonna put my money on that king right there, tonight. 743 00:34:15,799 --> 00:34:17,733 [McMahon] Stay tuned, everybody, we'll be right back. 744 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,000 King Kong Bundy, 745 00:34:21,066 --> 00:34:25,433 avoiding the presence of Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid, and you sort of wonder 746 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:28,333 what sort of reception, we're going to find out right now! 747 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,733 -["Sexy Boy" playing] -[crowd cheering] 748 00:34:30,799 --> 00:34:34,733 Here he comes, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. 749 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:41,066 [announcer] "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels! 750 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:45,766 [McMahon] Well, it's indeed about this, King, a standing ovation 751 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:50,466 for the charismatic, controversial, Shawn Michaels, 752 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:52,433 [Lawler] Yeah, look at him, he's loving it. 753 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,166 He's eating it up with a spoon. 754 00:34:54,233 --> 00:34:55,533 I can't believe it. 755 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,533 [McMahon] A standing ovation. Yes, indeed, 756 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:05,333 for truly one of the great athletes in the history of the WWE, Shawn Michaels, 757 00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:10,100 to meet this mammoth, monstrous King Kong Bundy. 758 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,966 The question is, whether or not Michaels physically 759 00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:20,000 is ready to face an individual the size of King Kong Bundy. 760 00:35:20,066 --> 00:35:22,133 It was only seven weeks ago. 761 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,133 Look at him, behind! 762 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:27,433 And, man, look at Michaels conquering King Kong Bundy… 763 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,799 Bundy, attacking from behind, Michaels, 764 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:33,033 with a leap to the outside, the match, 765 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:37,299 not even officially underway and Michaels is electrifying 766 00:35:37,366 --> 00:35:39,433 this capacity crowd. 767 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,166 [music continues playing] 768 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,100 [Lawler] We're back. Ted DiBiase, look out behind you. 769 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,166 [McMahon] Michaels is tapping him on his back. 770 00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:55,600 He just scared Ted DiBiase. 771 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:59,433 Shawn Michaels, having some fun and and they're only two reasons 772 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,166 why someone would do that. 773 00:36:01,233 --> 00:36:04,533 Either they're big enough to back it up or they just don't care. Whoa! 774 00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:10,366 Michaels, taking it to the 440-pound King Kong Bundy. 775 00:36:10,966 --> 00:36:13,799 Shawn Michaels beating the count, jumping right back in. 776 00:36:13,866 --> 00:36:17,500 Can you believe the performance thus far of "The Heartbreak Kid" 777 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:18,933 Shawn Michaels? 778 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,566 He is rocking the house. 779 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,766 [Lawler] He may get overconfident, McMahon. 780 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,100 He's been off for a while. 781 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,700 He may look good early, but the longer this match goes, 782 00:36:28,799 --> 00:36:30,233 he may start to wear down. 783 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,666 [McMahon] Time will tell, 784 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:36,033 you have to wonder what kind of condition Shawn Michaels is truly in. 785 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,266 Has the back healed up 100%? 786 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:42,933 [Lawler] I don't think you ever completely heal after three powerbombs from Sid. 787 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:46,500 [McMahon] Maybe not. A handshake? I don't think so. 788 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:52,166 Bundy caught off guard by the… Ooh, yes, in your face. 789 00:36:52,266 --> 00:36:53,766 Ha-ha! 790 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,466 [Lawler] This little strategy of Shawn Michaels may backfire, 791 00:36:57,533 --> 00:36:59,333 he's trying to act real cute, see, there you go. 792 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,533 [McMahon] Goodness, and Bundy turning the tide now. 793 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:04,733 Michaels to the rope from the far side underneath the roundhouse, 794 00:37:04,799 --> 00:37:06,400 look out, he's safe! 795 00:37:06,466 --> 00:37:09,566 Oh, tagging the belly, a tag to the chin, 796 00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:12,366 Michaels… away on big King Kong Bundy. 797 00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:14,066 Take a look at this! 798 00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:16,233 Michaels on Bundy way above… 799 00:37:16,299 --> 00:37:18,600 -[speaks indistinctly] -[crowd cheering] 800 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:21,166 Bundy, shoving Michaels down on to canvas. 801 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:22,233 Michaels, look up! 802 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,133 Where's he going? What about-- Look at that! 803 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,566 [Lawler] Look out, Ted! 804 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:30,233 [McMahon] Ted DiBiase again foiled by the skills of Shawn Michaels, 805 00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:32,200 going up to the top rope now. 806 00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:37,166 Michaels, a-ha! Down in the back of the huge carcass of Bundy. 807 00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:41,799 Michaels, a hard right hand by the jaw. Shawn Michaels, what tremendous momentum. 808 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,433 Michaels, now with this behemoth, let's see what can happen here now. 809 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,633 Reversal to the buck-- 810 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,666 -Oh, my goodness! -[Lawler] There you go. 811 00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:52,600 Shawn Michaels is a great athlete, McMahon, 812 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,133 but all great athletes come to the end of the line. 813 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,433 Just like Charles Barkley said this weekend, 814 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,266 he's played his last basketball game. 815 00:37:59,366 --> 00:38:03,400 If he makes Bundy mad, Shawn Michaels may be wrestling in his last match. 816 00:38:04,233 --> 00:38:09,733 [McMahon] Oh, no! It's on the outside and Bundy now going to work on the back. 817 00:38:09,799 --> 00:38:13,066 -[Lawler] That's right, on the back. -[McMahon] King Kong Bundy. 818 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,966 The biggest monster in the entire 819 00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:18,733 Million Dollar team against Shawn Michaels. 820 00:38:18,799 --> 00:38:22,633 Bundy, handpicked by Ted DiBiase, to finish the job. 821 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:25,166 Sycho Sid started. Can he do it? 822 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:27,733 [Lawler] He stays on his back. There he goes. 823 00:38:27,799 --> 00:38:31,400 [McMahon] One huge forearm and Shawn Michaels down to the canvas. 824 00:38:31,466 --> 00:38:34,533 Last week, ladies and gentlemen, it was Bam Bam Bigelow against 825 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,700 another Million Dollar team member, IRS. Big Daddy Cool was on hand. 826 00:38:38,799 --> 00:38:40,966 Wait a minute. Look at that! 827 00:38:41,066 --> 00:38:42,833 Unbelievable. That could be it. 828 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:43,966 [Lawler] Cover him! 829 00:38:45,266 --> 00:38:48,833 [McMahon] Big Daddy Cool was watching Bam Bam's back. 830 00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:51,633 You have to wonder whether not-- Oh, no! 831 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,433 …Diesel is looking on. 832 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,233 There must be something, Oh, no! 833 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,833 Come on, ref. Get in there! 834 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,799 440 pounds standing on the back of your neck. 835 00:39:02,766 --> 00:39:06,766 And look at this now DiBiase screaming at Shawn Michaels. 836 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,200 [Lawler] That's right. Look at that. 837 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:10,566 There's all the showboating, all the hot-dogging 838 00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:13,500 coming back to haunt Shawn Michaels, now, isn't it? 839 00:39:13,566 --> 00:39:15,266 And Michaels in a world of hurt 840 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:19,266 as King Kong Bundy applies pressure on the bear hug, 841 00:39:19,366 --> 00:39:21,866 continuing to attack the back area, 842 00:39:21,933 --> 00:39:24,866 the vulnerable back area of Shawn Michaels. 843 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:29,333 We said before, you have to wonder whether or not Diesel is looking on. 844 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,000 There must be some reason why we have not seen 845 00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:35,566 the other Million Dollar team members down around ringside. 846 00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:37,799 Especially that psycho. 847 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:40,933 [Lawler] I think that The Million Dollar Man feels confident 848 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,666 in the abilities of King Kong Bundy. 849 00:39:42,733 --> 00:39:46,100 He thinks Bundy is going to be able to handle Shawn Michaels, by himself. 850 00:39:47,266 --> 00:39:49,400 [McMahon] Michaels with an uphill battle 851 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:54,066 against the hand-chosen monster known as King Kong Bundy. 852 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:56,366 Look at Bundy pour it on now. 853 00:39:58,766 --> 00:40:01,566 Shawn Michaels, often controversial, 854 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:05,466 always charismatic, trying to come down the huge back, Bundy trying… 855 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,433 Oh, no, oh… 856 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,000 Devastating. That should do it. 857 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:11,833 Two, and the count of three… 858 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:12,833 No, he didn't. 859 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,500 Michaels got the right shoulder up. 860 00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:18,833 Shawn Michaels barely kicking out of that maneuver. 861 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,333 And look at DiBiase. 862 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,400 -[Lawler] Put the pressure on him. -[McMahon] That shifty-eyed millionaire. 863 00:40:23,466 --> 00:40:27,200 DiBiase thinks he can buy anything and anybody. 864 00:40:27,766 --> 00:40:33,100 DiBiase buying the services of Sycho Sid even before Sid declared himself 865 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:37,433 a Million Dollar team member. Buying the services of Sycho Sid, 866 00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:40,000 when he was actually the bodyguard of Shawn Michaels. 867 00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,799 -[Lawler] What do you mean, "shifty-eyed"? -[McMahon] You've got it. 868 00:40:42,866 --> 00:40:46,500 [Lawler] I like how his eyes can look down on you while his nose is still pointing up 869 00:40:46,566 --> 00:40:49,866 Uh-huh. Michaels now, trying to find a measure of escape. 870 00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:54,533 Big King Kong Bundy. Imagine 440 pounds riding down on you. 871 00:40:55,766 --> 00:40:58,166 Bundy, pouring it on, and you have to wonder 872 00:40:58,266 --> 00:41:01,166 whether or not Michaels let his ego get in the way 873 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:03,166 once again, you have to wonder whether or not Michaels 874 00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:05,100 should have waited a little longer 875 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:09,066 to make his comeback. Seven weeks, maybe not long enough to recover. 876 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,666 If anyone ever really does recover. Wait a minute. 877 00:41:11,733 --> 00:41:13,266 [Bam Bam] Get away from that big guy. 878 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:15,433 [McMahon] Look at this, Bam Bam and Diesel 879 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,933 watching the match-up in the locker room area, 880 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,400 you have to wonder who's watching Diesel? 881 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,033 Who's watching Bam Bam? 882 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,333 What sort of plot is going to unfold here 883 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,900 from the Million Dollar-- Michaels down to the canvas. 884 00:41:26,966 --> 00:41:28,299 [Bam Bam] Too big, man. 885 00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:32,333 [McMahon] Loop de loop, oh, nobody home! 886 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,933 [McMahon] We're back! Yes, Diesel and Bam Bam 887 00:41:36,033 --> 00:41:40,733 looking on as Michaels has been taking it to this monstrous King Kong Bundy. 888 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:43,266 High-risk maneuver after high-risk maneuver, 889 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,766 but will it pay off? 890 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:51,100 On the top end, yes! Bundy, falling like a giant building down on the canvas. 891 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,766 [Lawler] Get up, get up. 892 00:41:53,566 --> 00:41:55,000 [McMahon] He's up, but not for long. 893 00:41:55,066 --> 00:41:56,600 Superkick and cover. 894 00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:58,233 -[Lawler] No! -[McMahon] Yes! 895 00:41:58,299 --> 00:41:59,766 [bell ringing] 896 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:04,833 Imagine that. Shawn Michaels, victorious. 897 00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:08,566 Imagine the dejection of The Million Dollar Man, 898 00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:12,299 Ted DiBiase, and Michaels has proved his point. 899 00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:14,866 ["Sexy Boy" playing] 900 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,266 Diesel and Bam Bam. 901 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,033 Heading out to the ringside area. 902 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,066 You have to wonder what sort of relationship, 903 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:29,466 what are we going to see here between Michaels and "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel? 904 00:42:29,566 --> 00:42:33,466 This will be the first time in public that we'll get some idea 905 00:42:33,566 --> 00:42:37,299 as to whether or not Michaels holds any resentment whatsoever 906 00:42:37,966 --> 00:42:40,400 to the WWE Champion, Diesel. 907 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,000 [Lawler] I'm interested to see if they're really the bosom buddies 908 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:45,500 that Diesel claims they are. 909 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:47,233 I don't think so. 910 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,400 [McMahon] Big Daddy Cool and Bam Bam Bigelow 911 00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:51,933 making their way to the ringside area, 912 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,533 no doubt to congratulate Shawn Michaels. What an unbelievable comeback. 913 00:42:56,633 --> 00:42:57,666 Can you imagine? 914 00:42:57,766 --> 00:43:02,633 Michaels victorious over King Kong Bundy! 915 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,666 That makes a statement, no question about it. 916 00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:07,033 Wait a minute, Michaels… 917 00:43:07,133 --> 00:43:11,133 Taking a look at Bam Bam and Big Daddy Cool for the first time. 918 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:13,466 Let's see what's going to happen here. 919 00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:15,866 [crowd cheering] 920 00:43:16,799 --> 00:43:19,500 Diesel would like very much to shake hands. 921 00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:24,900 We see a reluctant Shawn Michaels. 922 00:43:25,966 --> 00:43:28,033 What's going on in Michaels' head right now? 923 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,500 [Lawler] I told you there's still some animosity here. 924 00:43:31,566 --> 00:43:33,466 [McMahon] The handshake or not? 925 00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:34,833 [crowd cheering] 926 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,533 [McMahon] I don't think so. 927 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,566 No, he's backing up. He says no. 928 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,333 [Lawler] See, Shawn Michaels, he don't need anybody. 929 00:43:43,299 --> 00:43:45,500 -[McMahon] Wait a minute. -[Lawler] What does that mean? 930 00:43:46,266 --> 00:43:49,033 That says, I believe, yes to… This is what they used to do. 931 00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:53,400 I think I know where you're going. Yes. Here we go! 932 00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:54,666 Put it up there! 933 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,600 All right. Michaels is going to get a head of steam up, 934 00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:59,233 and yeah, nothing but net. 935 00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:03,733 Michaels and "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel! 936 00:44:03,799 --> 00:44:05,533 [laughs] 937 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,933 [Lawler] Well, let's all just have a big group hug. 938 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,799 [McMahon] There can be no doubt now. Back together again. 939 00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:23,233 Shawn Michaels, the WWE Champion and the Beast from the East. 940 00:44:23,299 --> 00:44:24,966 Oh, yeah! 941 00:44:25,033 --> 00:44:26,600 What a reunion. 942 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:32,833 What a victory for Shawn Michaels, and he did it all by himself. 943 00:44:33,633 --> 00:44:38,266 However you can bet we have not heard the last of Ted DiBiase, Sycho Sid, 944 00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:42,500 "Native American" Tatanka, or the other Million Dollar team members. 945 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,733 Welcome back everyone to Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler. 946 00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,500 And, by the way, joining us next week, can you imagine this, 947 00:44:52,566 --> 00:44:57,233 in this squared circle will be the man many of you call Sycho Sid. 948 00:44:57,833 --> 00:45:01,500 In addition to Sycho Sid, ladies and gentlemen, also in action 949 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:05,133 will be the modern day kamikaze, Hakushi. 950 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,733 But before we go on, one last time, 951 00:45:07,799 --> 00:45:10,700 Jerry Lawler, will you accept a return match with Bret Hart? 952 00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:14,833 I'm gonna tell you this right now, McMahon 953 00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:16,266 and I'm gonna… 954 00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:18,400 [wheezing] 955 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:21,200 -What's the matter… -Can't-- 956 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,700 Something stuck in my throat! 957 00:45:28,066 --> 00:45:30,700 I don't think we're going to get an answer from the King, ladies and gentlemen. 958 00:45:30,766 --> 00:45:34,000 But unquestionably a number of questions will be answered next week. 959 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:39,266 Imagine this. Double J Jeff Jarrett, one-on-one with The Undertaker. 960 00:45:39,366 --> 00:45:40,566 Unbelievable. 961 00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:43,133 What a match up next week, right here on Monday Night Raw. 962 00:45:43,233 --> 00:45:45,133 And let's take you, ladies and gentlemen, 963 00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:49,200 the comments from The Undertaker. You all right? 964 00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:51,833 Next week, on Monday Night Raw 965 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:56,766 -my Undertaker versus Double J. -[The Undertaker] Throughout the ages, 966 00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:59,766 The Undertaker has been the king of darkness. 967 00:46:00,733 --> 00:46:03,100 Next Monday night, Double J, 968 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,799 I go through you to become King of the Ring. 969 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:12,566 [narrator] The World Wrestling Entertainment, for over 50 years, 970 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:16,299 the revolutionary force in sports entertainment. over 50 years,