[Vince McMahon] Last week, Caribbean legend
Savio Vega, who made history the night before, by wrestling an unprecedented,
four times in one night
at the King of the Ring, met Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
for the Intercontinental Championship.
Characteristically, The Roadie, always in the corner of Double J,
played a role in the match.
Covertly and constantly interfering at every opportunity,
slanting the match in Double J's favor.
But Shawn Michaels at ringside, as guest commentator,
became annoyed when the Roadie's antics delivered him into the announce table
not once, but twice.
But then, when The Roadie interfered and stopped what should've been
Savio's victory over Double J,
The Heartbreak Kid took matters into his own hands.
As the show drew to a close,
Michaels embarrassed both The Roadie and Double J,
by not only proving superiority in the ring but by drawing the admiration
of the jam packed crowd.
And that's what you saw last week, before we ran out of time.
This week, we're going to show you what you did not see,
because a furious Intercontinental Champion,
Double J, returned to ringside to confront Shawn Michaels.
But wait, there's more.
In addition, the crown jewel of the million dollar corporation's
Psycho Sid meets the Beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow.
Will Sid chicken out? If so, we hope you like your chicken crispy.
See, Bam, are you proving to me that you're a slow learner?
Well, tonight you'll get your PhD. Yeah, in pain,
from a master, the ruler of the world.
Psycho Sid, tonight on Monday Night Raw Bam Bam Bigelow is gonna set you on fire.
["Greatness" playing]
[siren blaring]
[McMahon] Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw!
Yes, he's back!
Jerry "The King" Lawler is back.
The last time we saw The King,
no, that wasn't his tongue firmly planted in his cheek,
it was his very own foot shoved down that kisser of his
courtesy of Bret The Hitman Hart.
We'll talk about the kiss my foot match
that took place in the King of the Ring a little bit later on.
Hello everyone, I'm Vince McMahon, along with Jerry "The King" Lawler.
But the big news tonight
is one-on-one, Bam Bam Bigelow, the beast from the East
against the psycho, Psycho Sid, what a match!
Yeah, that's big news, McMahon,
but not as big as the fact that tonight is the Monday Night Raw debut
of Waylon Mercy.
And he's gonna have every Superstar in WWE begging for mercy.
But as if that wasn't big enough, I am gonna take you all,
all you peons, all you morons,
courtesy, at great expense to myself,
to the office of my own personal dentist,
Dr. Isaac Yankem
and he is gonna be the man!
-I'm gonna introduce him to you-- -[siren blaring]
Then he's gonna extract revenge on Bret The Hitman Hart
for what he did to me. Shut up!
[McMahon] Can you hear that?
[all chanting "kiss my foot"]
A raucous night here!
Joining us to Monday Night Raw, but right now
here comes the 1-2-3 Kid.
[announcer] This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Making his way to the ring,
from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 212 pounds,
the 1-2-3 Kid!
[McMahon] And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, yes,
returning to the squared circle
after that devastating neck injury back in the middle of May,
the Kid is back, but he'll be put to the test by Mike Bell.
-[Lawler] I hope so-- -[McMahon] Oh, please. [gags]
[Lawler] Oh, quit it McMahon.
[McMahon] Can't you turn your head the other way
and talk into the microphone?
[Lawler] Oh, like your breath is a walk in the park,
How would you like to have morning breath 24-hours a day?
It's no fun.
[McMahon] Gingivitis?
-Did you ever get over any of that? -[Lawler] Don't remind me.
[McMahon] You're not supposed to drink that mouthwash, by the way,
you're supposed to gargle it.
-[Lawler] I can't help it. -[McMahon] 1-2-3 Kid cornering Mike Bell.
And again, tremendous crowd support for the 1-2-3 Kid
back in action, you wonder if he's gonna be a little bit gun shy.
Like maybe you might be next time you brush your teeth.
[Lawler] McMahon.
[McMahon] And a nice takedown there by the 1-2-3 Kid.
[Lawler] Don't start with me, I'm telling you.
[McMahon] Kills germs that cause bad breath.
[Lawler] You're gonna get it. You're gonna--
[McMahon] Will you please turn your head, please.
Mike Bell, ladies and gentlemen.
Outweighing the 1-2-3 Kid, something the Kid is very accustomed to,
and here Mike Bell trying to work on that neck a bit.
Nice reversal by the Kid, snapmare, over goes Mike Bell.
1-2-3 Kid appears thus far, Mr. Lawler, to be in great shape.
[Lawler] Yeah, but I can tell by the look on his face,
that confidence, that cockiness, that arrogance,
that he used to have is not there anymore.
[McMahon] At least he doesn't have bad medicine breath.
[Lawler] Come on, what is this here?
Who sent over this tic-tac the size of a watermelon?
[McMahon] Off the rope and the Kid tries to bowl over Mike Bell,
nothing happening there.
Underneath the run-offs on the near side, and there.
Cover! One, two-- no.
And a quick kick-out by Mike Bell.
[Lawler] Come on, Mike.
[McMahon] And Mike to the buckle.
Oh, look at that. Right into the kisser with the boot.
[Lawler] Hurt his neck!
[McMahon] Astute observation as 1-2-3 Kid into the buckle.
And you can bet that The Roadie and Double J looking on,
they probably like what they see, they were the one that caused the injury.
And a big body slam by Mike Bell.
-[Lawler] Got him! -[McMahon] Cover. Two, and a--
Barely a kick out by the 1-2-3 Kid.
[audience chanting "one, two, three"]
[McMahon] The crowd very much into this match-up, very much behind
the 1-2-3 Kid as Mike Bell cinches up on the neck.
[Lawler] These morons are just proud of the fact that they can count to three.
[McMahon] They're not morons, you saw the sign out there earlier.
-[Lawler] What was that? -[McMahon] You saw the one.
The one sung by the Ohio Express back in the late 60s.
[singing] Yummy, yummy, yummy I got toe jam in my tummy…
[Lawler] You are gonna… That did it, McMahon.
-[McMahon] What do you mean, that did it? -[Lawler] Lean over here.
[McMahon] Oh, my goodness, and down goes the 1-2-3 Kid.
The Kid up on his feet now, Mike Bell for the near side,
nice split by the Kid and from the other side, nice dropkick!
A 1-2-3 Kid, and good for him now,
and a dangerous maneuver coming up!
Oh, thank goodness he didn't try that.
A little reticent perhaps, wait a minute!
The 1-2-3 Kid.
A risk taker if there ever was one.
I'll have to put myself in that category
after doing commentary with you with that breath! Oof!
And a chop!
1-2-3 Kid laying him in now on Mike Bell.
Getting right up there by the jaw.
Mike Bell is in some trouble.
The Kid with momentum, yes!
A crescent kick, a cover? No.
The Kid not going for it.
[Lawler] I can't believe I'm getting to see the guy that--
[McMahon] Yes, he does, and he got him.
[bell rings]
[Lawler] The guy that Classy Fred Blassie has talked about for years.
-[McMahon] How's that? -[Lawler] The original pencil-necked geek.
-[McMahon] Original pencil-necked geek? -[Lawler] Look at that.
[McMahon] You, you and your baby's breath. You know,
you were right when you said you have baby's breath
prior to the Kiss my Foot match,
maybe Baby Huey.
All right, stand by, here comes Todd Pettengill
to give you a report about being In Your House.
Hey everybody, Todd Pettengill with the In Your House report
here on Monday Night Raw.
Certainly good to see the Kid back in action.
And it would appear as if his recovery is 100%.
Now, onto the matter at hand,
the second WWE In Your House is only three weeks away.
And we come to you, totally live from the Nashville Municipal Auditorium
July the 23rd.
Of course, the first In Your House was tremendous
but wait till you hear the card for this one.
We're talking three title matches on the line, including The Main Event.
"Big Daddy Cool" Diesel against Sycho Sid in a Lumberjack Match
for the WWE title.
Now, 30 WWE superstars will actually surround the ring.
So if you go out, they're gonna put you right back in.
There is no telling what could happen in this one.
By the way, this is a match that Diesel actually demanded
after what happened at King of the Ring in Philadelphia.
And this time, Sid will have nowhere to run.
'Cause let's face it, that's exactly what he was doing,
running away from "Big Daddy Cool."
Now then, ten of the lumberjacks have already been signed
and they have been hand selected by Diesel and Sid.
Let me run 'em down for you.
On Sid's side, IRS and Kama,
both Million Dollar Corporation members.
Eli and Jacob Blu,
and the 568-pound King of the Ring, King Mabel.
On Diesel's side, Adam Bomb, The Bad Guy Razor Ramon,
Savio Vega, coming off a great performance at the King of the Ring,
and Billy and Bart, The Smoking Gunns.
I'll be releasing more names, 20 other lumberjacks still to come,
and we'll have 'em for you, just keep watching.
But what about what happened here last week on Raw?
Man, you talk about a collision of eagles.
Double J felt he was upstaged by the Heartbreak Kid.
As a matter of fact, let me show you what happened
when we left the air last Monday night.
Watch this.
[indistinct shouting]
I'll put the title on the line, boy. Get in here.
[McMahon] Oh, my goodness!
Come on, Michaels, come on, punk.
Let's go. Come on in here.
I want inside. I want it sanctioned, I want it sanctioned.
I want a title match, I want a title match.
Let's go. I want a title match.
Yeah, you better wear it, but you ain't the Champion.
["Sexy Boy" playing]
Now, Double J is so upset about this,
he's actually going to put the Intercontinental title on the line
at In Your House against Shawn Michaels.
That'll also be the weekend that Double J makes his live singing debut.
And speaking of Jeff Jarrett, his Roadie will also be in action at In Your House,
when he squares off against the man we just saw, the 1-2-3 Kid,
who's obviously trying to get some measure of revenge,
because of his injury at the hands of the country duo.
In addition, the WWE Tag Team title
will be up for grabs, as the Allied Powers,
Lex Luger and Davey Boy Smith,
take on the Tag Team Champions of World Wrestling Entertainment,
Owen Hart and Yokozuna.
It all happens In Your House,
live from Music City, Nashville, Tennessee,
July, the 23rd, at seven o'clock Eastern, four Pacific,
from World Wrestling Entertainment.
Now, stay with us folks,
when we come back, you will not believe your ears.
You'll see and hear Double J's new music video,
and quite honestly, I have seen it, and I gotta tell yeah, he's good.
He's real good.
You'll see it, you'll hear it, in two minutes.
Stay with us.
Welcome back everyone, we're Monday Night Raw,
Vince McMahon and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
As we said before, a raucous crowd indeed, joining us.
In a moment, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take you to something
that was shocking.
But before we show you the footage of Double J actually singing,
speaking of shocking,
what an unbelievable event in Nashville, Tennessee,
In Your House, on July 23.
That's right, McMahon, you know, I wish I had a spatula right now,
to scrape the egg of your face,
and off the face of all of these peons, and these morons who doubted Double J.
They all didn't think he could sing, but he proved them wrong.
He's the greatest thing since Garth Broo-- no, he's better than Garth Brooks.
-Here it is now… -Why don't you shut up?
-…Double J, Jeff Jarrett, the video… -Watch this.
…that premiered this past weekend and he is singing,
"With My Baby Tonight" but with breath like that,
hopefully you won't get close to a baby.
["With My Baby Tonight" playing]
♪ I spend my days working hard on the go ♪
♪ But the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow ♪
♪ Cause I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ You know my baby's got me wrapped around her little finger ♪
♪ Cause she knows I'll walk through hell and back to be with her ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Turn the lights off, board the door ♪
♪ We'll leave all the worries of the world behind ♪
♪ Hold me in your arms, never let me go ♪
♪ Maybe it's true, I got a one track mind ♪
♪ But it's hard to concentrate around a girl like mine ♪
♪ And I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Turn the lights off, board the door ♪
♪ And we'll leave every worry in the world behind ♪
♪ Hold me in your arms never let me go ♪
♪ I'm the kind of guy who likes to get things right ♪
♪ So you won't find me complaining if it takes all night ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Maybe what we're doing might be wrong ♪
♪ How in the world would we be wrong ♪
♪ Never knew that life could take so long ♪
♪ Could take so long ♪
♪ Girl, I wake up in her arms ♪
♪ With the sunlight peeking through the curtains ♪
♪ Of my room and there's just one thing I'm thinkin' ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ Don't you know, I'm outta my mind ♪
♪ When I think I'm gonna be with by baby tonight ♪
♪ Night, night, night, night ♪
♪ Turn the lights off board the door ♪
♪ We'll leave every worry in this world behind ♪
♪ Hold me in your arms never let me go ♪
♪ I wake up in my room with the sunlight beatin' through ♪
♪ The curtains of my room and I swear that all I'm thinkin' is ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ You know I'm outta my mind when I think about being with my baby tonight ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my ♪
♪ Can't wait ♪
♪ I can't wait alone ♪
♪ Lord knows, I can't wait ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my ♪
♪ I can't wait ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my ♪
♪ Lord, I can't wait ♪
♪ I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight ♪
♪ All night ♪
♪ Baby, tonight, yeah, baby tonight ♪
[Lawler] Ah, "With My Baby Tonight," what do you think of that, McMahon?
[McMahon] I must say, I'm impressed.
[Lawler] It makes me just think about being alone with my baby tonight.
[McMahon] I would suggest with breath like that that you're going to be alone,
but not with your baby.
[Lawler] I wish you would stop talking about my breath, McMahon.
[McMahon] Jerry "The King" Lawler, ladies and gentlemen
July 4, weekend, this just in.
if you're having problems starting your charcoal,
then, all you have to do is call barbecue breath himself,
yes, my gosh, he's going to be up for hire.
It's toll free, 1-800-HALITOSIS.
[Lawler] Quit it, McMahon, what do you expect, Bret Hart's foot,
it stunk worse than a skunk's armpit.
Like, I said before,
his foot is the smelliest there is,
the smelliest there was, and the smelliest there ever will be.
I was cryin', McMahon, his bunions smell like onions.
[McMahon] Please.
Bob Holly in there at the moment, against The Brooklyn Brawler
ladies and gentlemen, yes!
Holly,
two-sport superstar on the left, and The Brooklyn Brawler knocks him down.
The Brawler off the rope now, The Brawler, the veteran from the near side.
Nice leapfrog and yes, over the hip, nicely done.
Bob Holly with an arm drag takedown.
Bob Holly with a tremendous performance,
at The King of the Ring, against the Roadie, a great match-up.
[Lawler] You said he was a two-sport superstar,
I know he races cars,
what else does he do?
-[McMahon] Oh, really? -[Lawler laughs]
[Lawler] Come on, Brawler.
[McMahon] To the buckle, here comes The Brawler, no one home.
Bob Holly winding up.
The Brooklyn Brawler, talk about two-sport superstars, the big-earning lad.
Among those inducted into the recent WWE Hall of Fame.
Right now, The Brooklyn Brawler,
trying to dominate this match-up and not doing a very good job of it.
You think The Brawler could get that shirt fixed
or get a new shirt? Look at that hole in it.
[Lawler] Well, he's a brawler, he's not out here to win any beauty contests.
[McMahon] That's for sure.
The Brawler,
and Bob Holly, Holly for the ride, and Holly going upstairs,
got him where he wants him, and-- yes!
Fine head-scissors, nicely done. drop toe-hold, Bob Holly,
very much in control, into the armbar.
[Lawler] Come on, McMahon, you haven't admitted how great Double J's video was.
-[McMahon] It was good. -[Lawler] No, it was great!
-[McMahon] It was very good. -[Lawler] Ain't he great?
[McMahon] I don't know about great, but I must say, I'm shocked,
I'm really surprised.
I mean, I really thought he couldn't sing.
[Lawler] Well, now I know why Garth Brooks took his album and buried it.
[McMahon] Buried it?
[Lawler] Yeah, he buried it under that star he got under the walk of fame.
Took his album off the market
because he knew that with Double J's album hitting the streets
it would just completely blow his sales away.
[McMahon] Yeah. By the way, ladies and gentlemen,
on Superstar live, WWE superstar live,
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, certainly, has been working overtime,
on the phone and the fax,
making some extraordinary offers, apparently, to prospective lumberjacks,
including some of DiBiase's oldest and closest friends,
for more information on this developing story,
the number to dial, 1-900-737-4WWE,
choose your option,
and this might be option number six,
you may wanna choose to get that information.
$1.49 for the first minute,
but billing does not begin till you choose your option,
and kids, you must be 18 years of age
or have your parents' permission before calling.
And dropkick by Holly, nearly there.
To the cover, to the count, two, and he got him-- No, he didn't get him.
Anything can happen here in World Wrestling Entertainment,
that is for sure.
And Bob Holly, a risk taker in his own right,
whether it's on the race track or in the squared circle,
-on the top rope, and-- -[Lawler] Look out.
[McMahon] Body press, cover, one, two, and he got him.
[bell rings]
[McMahon] That's indeed a victory for Bob Holly.
Watch your mouth dropping open like that, you're not that surprised, I'm shocked.
You can say that again, ladies and gentlemen,
The King, giving new dimensions to the term, "open mouth, insert fun."
[Lawler] Oh, very funny, McMahon,
I'm gonna insert my fist right in your face
if you don't shut up.
[McMahon] Still to come, it's Bam Bam Bigelow
against Psycho Sid, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll show you what happened this past week and on superstars,
when we return.
when hog farmer Henry Godwinn met Adam Bomb.
[announcer speaking] Two teams, two agendas,
one team wrestles for the color of money,
the other wrestles for the color of their countries.
Whose colors will fly when The Allied Powers
battle Tatanka and King Kong Bundy?
Find out, next week on Monday Night Raw.
[McMahon] Welcome back everyone, to Monday Night Raw. Vince McMahon here,
with old slop breath, Jerry "The King," Lawler.
Yes, and speaking of slop,
that would take us to Henry Godwinn, our hog farmer from Arkansas
one-on-one with Adam Bomb, just this past weekend,
and notice this, King,
as we watched this, I couldn't help but think,
that this man was preparing a brand new mouthwash for you, watch.
Mmm-mmm, good!
[Lawler] That's just a little motivational taste before the match, McMahon.
[McMahon] I see. And from there, Adam Bomb.
Awaiting the presence of Henry Godwinn. He didn't have to wait long.
The big rugged hog farmer, taking it to Adam Bomb.
Adam from the far side with the elbow in the air,
and the Bomb had the hog farmer going.
And now, Adam Bomb would come after the hog farmer.
And the hog farmer sort of suckered him outside.
A slug fest on the outside!
Both men went hammer on each other.
Neither individual would go down.
Adam Bomb tried to set him up and yes, into the apron.
But these two were really going at it.
A hard right by Adam Bomb served up now, but no,
reversal, and into the steps,
as the official counted both men out of the ring.
[Lawler] But it didn't stop there McMahon,
You are about to see one of the grossest, most foul things I've ever witnessed
since Bret Hart's foot. Take a look at this.
The referee shoved back out of the way and then… [screams]
-Ew! -[McMahon] No!
[Lawler] That slop
is poured over the head and back of Adam Bomb. [gags]
[McMahon] I've heard of being slimed before
but I've never heard of being slopped.
That would rival, uh, what we saw last week with you.
[Lawler] Don't bring it up again McMahon, I'll hurl.
[McMahon] Bring it up? You did last week, you brought it up.
[laughing] Hopefully you won't be bringing it up anymore.
Not this week.
[McMahon] Welcome back, everyone, to more WWE action.
Henry Godwinn, the big rugged hog farmer, against Barry Horowitz.
Henry Godwinn has proven himself as far as competition is concerned.
Having met The Undertaker,
Big Daddy Cool, the WWE Champion, Diesel, as well as The Hitman, Bret Hart,
and they were all highly competitive matches.
Then again, as far as Barry Horowitz is concerned--
[Lawler] Well, like your buddy, Doc Rivers calls him, Barry Horrible-owitz
he's still looking for his first victory here, isn't he?
[McMahon] Doc Rivers?
Doc Rivers?
You know what, I think that breath is getting to your brain.
Are you breathing your breath back in? Is that what it is?
[Lawler] What are you talking about McMahon, I didn't say Doc Rivers?
I said Dok Hendrix.
What's the matter? Your miracle ear gone dead or something?
[McMahon] I think maybe it's contagious, I think some of that breath is.
Wait a minute, arm drag takedown, nicely done there by Barry Horowitz.
And as you mentioned, Mr. Horowitz, yet to win a match here in WWE.
But he gives it a whirl, no doubt about that.
I said whirl, not hurl.
[Lawler] You're right, McMahon, just keep it up.
[Horowitz screams]
[McMahon] Henry Godwinn in control, but wait a minute.
Listen to this, this partisan crowd,
very much behind Barry Horowitz.
Even though he's never won a match, he's unquestionably a fan favorite.
[Lawler] Yeah.
[McMahon] Henry Godwinn, ladies and gentlemen,
his past, by the way, may be pork, but his future is bright.
[Lawler] His what?
[McMahon] According to Ted DiBiase,
DiBiase, rumored to,
to enamor himself a bit with Henry Godwinn because of the recent hog futures
on the commodity market.
and looks like, right now,
there's not much of a future for Barry Horowitz.
[Lawler] That's right, not with the hog's big foot in his face.
[McMahon] Alright, Horowitz off the rope now,
and oh, what a devastating clothesline.
-[Lawler] Oh! -[McMahon] Barry Horowitz
having his problems, and this big hog farmer, meanwhile,
is calling the hogs and making quite a name for himself.
-[Lawler] Speaking of hogs. -[McMahon] A cover, wait a minute--
Not much of a cover there.
As a matter of fact, you have to wonder, whether or not this big hog farmer
is going to be named one of Ted DiBiase's lumberjacks,
in the upcoming Lumberjack Match, In Your House, wait a minute, now,
-Here, he goes, and-- -[Lawler] Oh!
[McMahon] Oh, forget about it.
after that,
there's not much left, look at this now.
[Lawler] He's in no hurry, McMahon.
[McMahon] Well, no, but you certainly were.
You were in a hurry to get to your dentist what's his name?
Yankem, Yankem? What's his name?
[Lawler] Issac Yankem.
-[McMahon] Yeah? -[Lawler] Pronounce it correctly.
[McMahon] It's Yankem isn't it? Wait a minute, right in the nose.
Barry Horowitz with a knee lift and he scored here, Barry Horowitz now
with a little bit of momentum, but it may end, right about there.
Horowitz for the ride, to the buckle.
Look out, nobody home.
Can Horowitz capitalize?
A hard right hand,
Horowitz with another forearm now, and a head-butt, come on.
[Lawler] Come on, hog.
[McMahon] And Horowitz pats himself on the back,
well, prematurely, off the ropes, and a dropkick, and uh…
-[Lawler chuckling] -[McMahon] …and no one there.
-Find that humorous, huh? -[Lawler] Yes, I do.
Put that big foot in his face again.
[McMahon] Uh-oh, look out, The Slop-Drop.
And that should do it, the cover, and a kick-out.
-[McMahon] No. -[Lawler] He got him,
and that's exactly what the hog man will do to Adam Bomb
when he gets his hands on him.
[McMahon] He what? Adam Bomb
is so upset, Adam Bomb is gonna be just the creation of devastation.
And that's the man that's going to be devastated.
[Lawler] He's looking over here for that slop bucket.
Hey, you've been talking about bad breath, speaking of a guy with bad breath,
this kid's could stun a moose.
[McMahon] Barry.
Hey Vince, I'm over here in the aisleway, and it's unbelievable. By the way,
take a look at the fans I'm surrounded by tonight.
-[Lawler] They're a couple of live wires. -Bam Bam Bigelow is going to enter…
[Lawler] What do you expect, standing next to him.
-the arena for a match with Psycho Sid. -[Lawler] Four-eyes looks excited.
Bam Bam Bigelow is one of the hottest superstars,
-Speaking of hot, it's absolutely on fire. -[McMahon] Woah! that is hot.
Bam Bam Bigelow is the beast from the east,
This T-shirt is available by dialing 1-800-TITAN-91.
-[McMahon] Handsome T-shirt. -One size does fit all…
-[Lawler] He almost looks good in it. -…for the unbelievable price of only $20.
Bam Bam Bigelow, he's on fire, and you be if you dial 1-800-TITAN-91,
to get the Bam Bam Bigelow T-shirt.
But guess what folks, that's not all,
-[McMahon] There's more. -Take a look over here.
Also available on the 800 number, to Shawn Michaels, all-over print T-Shirt.
And believe it or not, the Adam Bomb T-Shirt with the Adom Bomb, bomb.
That's it from over here.
-Back to your ringside. -[McMahon] Wait a minute,
where's my free Bob Backlund for president button?
-[Lawler] Hey, look out, it's Sid. -[McMahon] Uh-oh.
-Look at this. -[Lawler] Turn around and slap
that toupee off his head.
[McMahon] Psycho Sid on his way to the ring,
and wait a minute, the hog farmer from Arkansas,
is still lurking around the ringside area.
Henry Godwinn's out, about ringside.
As Psycho Sid prepares for his battle with the Beast from the East.
Bam Bam Bigelow!
What a tremendous matchup this is going to be.
Ted DiBiase.
And wait a minute.
There could-- there's something going on here,
You see the look DiBiase, he just nodded.
Look at this.
Henry Godwinn, with a smile on his face.
Henry Godwinn may have a future yet,
as those hog futures may be coming his way from the commodities market, Ted DiBiase.
I am Sid,
and I rule the world!
[McMahon] Sid rules the world.
But will he defeat Bam Bam? We'll find out.
[McMahon] All right, we're back,
and here comes Bam Bam Bigelow The Beast from the East.
Former Million Dollar Corporation member, until he quit.
[Lawler] Quit? He was fired.
[McMahon] Wait a minute, what's this?
The hog farmer Henry Godwinn went right in his way.
Come on, let Bam Bam through, We want to see the match with Sid.
Wait a minute, come on.
Look at this,
A shoving match, and a hard right hand connects.
Look at this, a slug fest, back and forth,
Bam Bam and the hog farmer going at it.
Bam Bam and the hog farmer hammering, get in there, break it up.
Bam Bam Bigelow is having a match before the match.
And obviously, Henry Godwinn did exactly what-- Bammer adjusting his jaw,
The hog farmer did exactly what Ted DiBiase wanted him to do.
Now, Bam Bam must be disoriented. Coming into this matchup.
[Lawler] Look at him, he's confused. He doesn't know what's going on.
[McMahon] And Psycho Sid to the outside, where he spends a lot of time.
Yes, indeed, because there's a question of cowardice,
more of that later on, here we go.
Now, Bam Bam Bigelow is ready to fire off, yes, indeed.
Bam Bam Bigelow ready to set the arena on fire, oh, my!
It's hot here on Monday Night Raw.
Bam Bam Bigelow against Psycho Sid,
And of course, everyone recalls the King of the Ring
when Bam Bam was teaming up
with the WWE champion Big Daddy Cool, Diesel,
against Psycho Sid and Tatanka, the result of that match-up,
of course, was Sid walking from the Ring to get away from the WWE champion,
while he saw his partner, Tatanka, pinned.
[Lawler] Yeah, and you accused him of being a chicken.
[McMahon] Exactly.
[Lawler] And now I guess Bam Bam thinks, he's gonna to have fried chicken tonight.
-No way! -[McMahon] We're going to find out,
Bam Bam Bigelow, oh, come on, no love lost here, what so ever.
Everybody remembers what happened,
when Bam Bam quit the corporation, he was not fired. He quit.
[McMahon] Psycho Sid powerbombing Bam Bam Bigelow,
and Bam Bam has vowed revenge on every single member of the corporation.
And tonight, the crown jewel, Sid, gets his turn.
[Lawler] What is this stuff falling?
[McMahon] That's residue from your breath.
[Lawler] It is not. Whatever that Bigelow fired off in here.
A day early on celebrating the Fourth of July,
[McMahon] Sid against Bam Bam, two monsters in there.
and Bam Bam Bigelow up to the buckle.
Nice maneuver on the part of Psycho Sid. Nice strength.
[Lawler] Do you know how much strength that took,
to just man-handle Bam Bam?
-Look at that. -[McMahon] A shoulder, and it clipped him
right in the kisser, wow. A hard straight right by Psycho Sid.
And make no mistake about it, when it comes to offense
Psycho Sid is among the very premier performers in WWE.
The question is defense.
[Lawler] What do you mean, defense?
[McMahon] That's when Sid shows his cowardice.
[Lawler] Cowardice, that's not cowardice, that's strategy, McMahon.
[McMahon] That remains to be seen.
And oh, my goodness, that's 260-pounds of Bam Bam Bigelow, just knocked down.
Another collision!
This time Sid is backed up, off the rope, underneath,
and now it's Sid going down.
Both men go down, Bam Bam Bigelow throwing his weight around, and Psycho Sid,
-that's what you call strategy. -[Lawler] No, nope, no.
-He's coming back in. -[McMahon] Uh-huh.
-[Lawler] See? -[McMahon] Ted DiBiase is distracting--
Oh, a block, a right hand.
Another forearm, and Bam Bam Bigelow now, with some momentum,
Sid, a reversal into the buckle.
Here comes Psycho Sid, and oh!
Bam Bam, sensing the gas.
Cover him! Cover him!
Bam Bam Bigelow, oh, he wants to go up.
-[McMahon] Bammer will go up to the top. -[Lawler] Look out, Sid!
[McMahon] Go ahead, up to the top! But Ted DiBiase, get him down from there.
Get him down, he has no business being around the ringside area.
Go ahead, go ahead, Bam Bam.
He's going to get his hands on Ted DiBiase.
Wait a minute, from behind, here comes Sid!
That's not fair, it's a double team effort.
[Lawler] Oh, yeah, right now, I guess you think
Sid looks like a coward. I don't think so.
[McMahon] Look at that, and Sid ramming that boot into Bam Bam Bigelow's ribs.
Bam Bam Bigelow, suffering the consequences,
oh, and a kick into the abdominal area.
And another one.
Bam Bam Bigelow back into the ring, and now Bam Bam Bigelow, suffering,
the consequences of that attack on the outside.
A forearm to the back,
and another one, and notice the change of intensity,
when this man, Psycho Sid is on offense there's no one is equal in WWE,
-I don't believe. -[Lawler] That's right, McMahon,
you know the old saying, "The best defense is a good offense."
[McMahon] Psycho Sid now, again with the boot, this time to the head.
And Psycho Sid, very much in control of this match
with Bam Bam Bigelow trying to get himself up.
This is personal.
Bam Bam Bigelow, wait a minute, another boot.
[Lawler] See, it doesn't matter if you can take it, as long as you can dish it out,
and Sid can dish it out with the best of them.
[McMahon] Yes, he can.
But can he take it?
And he will be taking it as he has some in this match up.
-Oh, no, a hard right, is it coming? -[Lawler] Watch this, watch this!
[McMahon] The boot, the boot is caught. Bam Bam Bigelow, no!
-[Lawler laughing] -[McMahon] Missing.
-Bam Bam Bigelow, oh! -[Lawler] That didn't miss.
[McMahon] Psycho Sid.
[McMahon] We're back, and Psycho Sid is applying more pressure on the neck,
on the back of Bam Bam Bigelow.
[Lawler] He keeps dishing it out,
we're gonna see, can Bam Bam really take it?
[McMahon] Psycho Sid, oh, wait a minute, a hook of the ankle, using the back door.
And Bam Bam Bigelow lifts him up,
Bam Bam Bigelow hoists Psycho Sid up,
down to the canvas.
Tremendous maneuver
on the part of Bam Bam. Bam Bam Bigelow will not be denied tonight
on Monday Night Raw.
Bam Bam, one of the great competitors, a hard right hand,
Bam Bam Bigelow now, with Sid, rams his head into the buckle,
sets him up for the ride into the buckle, here comes, uh-oh.
And ran right into that boot.
Bam Bam Bigelow, a little overzealous.
-Wait a minute. -[Lawler] What are we gonna see here?
[McMahon] Psycho Sid has Bam Bam, oh, and drives him down to the canvas.
Oh, no, oh, no! Psycho Sid, with Bam Bam Bigelow,
will we see the powerbomb?
-[Lawler] You're gonna see it right now. -[McMahon] Yes, the powerbomb, coming.
-It'll be the end. -[Lawler] Go on, Sid, do it!
[McMahon] The set up, and here we go, back body drop. Yes!
Bam Bam Bigelow, with momentum, going to the outside,
Sid is going nowhere. Bam Bam's going to finish him off.
Bam Bam, now, Bam Bam!
-[Lawler] Hey, look, look! -[McMahon] Wait a minute!
Oh, no, Bam Bam just went right down on his head.
Bam Bam Bigelow won't like that, a cover, a count, oh!
-[bell rings] -[Lawler] Oh, yeah!
[McMahon] Psycho Sid.
[Lawler] With a little assist from the hog man.
[laughs]
[McMahon] I can't believe this.
Bad luck for Bam Bam Bigelow,
and Ted DiBiase with that hog farmer
he obviously paid off, involved in the match up.
Who knows what's gonna happen in that Lumberjack Match between Diesel and Sid.
Oh, no, wait a minute, what's this?
Oh, no.
Here we go. Now the match is over, setting up Bam Bam, and--
[Lawler] There it is.
[McMahon] Oh, the powerbomb.
[Lawler] Look at the look on DiBiase's face right now.
I'd think about signing Henry Godwinn as one of those lumberjacks,
like you said, McMahon,
with 30 lumberjacks around the ring, you can fall into some bad hands,
-if you go outside. -[McMahon] Listen to this.
[crowd chanting "Diesel"]
[McMahon] This capacity crowd, chanting "Diesel."
And if he were here, he would be in the ring right now.
Just as he will be in the Lumberjack Match.
With no place to run, Mr. Sid, no place to hide.
We're going to finish it off once and for all.
[announcer] Welcome to the 1995 Special Olympics, New Haven,
Connecticut, USA.
[McMahon] This past weekend marked the beginning
of the Special Olympic World Games,
and World Wrestling Entertainment was honored to participate
in supporting these very special athletes.
Made in the U.S.A.
Lex Luger, and his tag team partner of the British Bulldog,
delighted in greeting teams from all over the world.
Aldo Montoya was on hand to meet the Portuguese team.
And Savio Vega, the Caribbean legend on hand
to lead his countrymen from Puerto Rico
in a rallying cheer, Puerto Rico, other WWE's stars,
[Savio] Viva Puerto Rico!
[McMahon] Other WWE stars like 1-2-3 Kid and Doink
gladly offered their encouragement as well.
The opening ceremony was an international celebration of over 7000 competitors
from 146 countries singing and dancing in their native attire.
The enthusiasm of the athletes transcended language barriers,
and everyone had a great time.
In addition to being on hand at the opening ceremonies as well,
WWE champion Diesel, along with Connecticut Governor John Rowland
and honorary Chairwoman Susan St. James,
attended a Connecticut Special Olympics pep rally
earlier in the week to provide inspiration to these remarkable athletes.
At the rally, WWE champion Diesel spoke of the real meaning of sport.
It's also nice to see athletics and athleticism in its purest form.
Because the athletes are in this room.
It's not about TV timeouts, It's not about commercial endorsements.
It's not about any kind of monetary gains.
[crowd clapping]
I'm honored to be here.
I know World Wrestling Entertainment
is very privileged and honored to be a part of this.
I thank you and, Connecticut, go for the gold.
["Lives Are Going to Change" playing]
[bell rings]
[McMahon] And yes, ladies and gentlemen, his Monday Night Raw debut,
lives could very well be in the hands
of this most unusual athlete, making his Monday Night Raw debut.
[announcer] 290-pounds.
[Lawler] Unusual is the word, take a look at that forehead.
It's a dagger tattooed on there.
[McMahon] Yes, but he pretends to be extremely polite.
He addresses everyone in the audience, he'll get in the ring,
so I'm told, and shake hands with his opponent, even with the official.
Yes, there it is.
[Lawler] He may just be a nice guy, you know?
[McMahon] I don't believe so.
You know, I think you're gonna see one of a kind.
Stay tuned. We'll find out.
[McMahon] We're ready for action. Waylon Mercy against Jeff Hardy,
the bell has rung, and Waylon Mercy, now hammering away,
a series of left hands, come on, ref, get in there, open that fist.
-[Lawler] Maybe he's not a nice guy. -[McMahon] Yeah, maybe he's not.
[McMahon] And Jeff Hardy is having his problems, look at this,
Waylon Mercy with a succession of knee lifts, and over goes Jeff Hardy.
Hardy, one of the original Hardy boys, by the way,
and not feeling too hardy at the moment.
[Lawler] Hardy, har, har.
[McMahon] Oh, my goodness,
and another boot there to the abdominal area.
And right now, let's have a little drum roll here,
because here we go, Jerry the King Lawler reading some drop in copy,
for U.S.A. Network, go ahead.
-[Lawler] Are you ready? -[McMahon] Yeah.
-[Lawler] The force is with you-- -[McMahon] You got that right,
with breath like that, the force is definitely with you.
[Lawler] Come on, McMahon, the force is with you this week on U.S.A,
don't miss George Lucas' epic journey through time and space,
with the Star Wars trilogy, starting Wednesday night, at 8/7 Central
on U.S.A. That was perfect. I did it great.
[McMahon] Yeah, well, you just took an epic journey, all right.
-[Lawler] Where? What do you-- -[McMahon] In the kiss my foot match,
-one you'll never forget. -[Lawler] Oh, boy.
[McMahon] In control. In complete control, I might add,
-is Waylon Mercy, -[Lawler] You know, if it hadn't have been
for those bumbling idiots Hakushi and Shinja,
Bret Hart would have never won.
-[McMahon] Oh really? -[Lawler] That's right.
[McMahon] By the way, Happy Birthday, America.
Yes, here in the United States, celebrating our birthday.
-[McMahon] 219 years old. -[Lawler] Who's that? Helen Hart?
[McMahon] I thought you learned your lesson.
[Lawler] By the way, how are you going to celebrate the 4th tomorrow?
What are you, gonna spring for a couple of sparklers or what?
[McMahon] I'm gonna have some friends over and whatever, you want to come over?
[Lawler] Not exactly.
[McMahon] Well, if you come over,
we don't have anything flammable around, look at this, you can see,
ladies and gentlemen, Waylon Mercy is showing no mercy on his opponent.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. This just in Henry Godwinn, a hog farmer, is going
to take King Kong Bundy's place apparently next week, it's going to be
Tatanka and the hog farmer teaming up against The Allied Powers.
[Lawler] That should be something.
Speaking of something, what about Waylon Mercy?
What an impressive debut,
and speaking of mercy, McMahon, That's what Bret "The Hitman" Hart,
is going to be screaming when I sink my own personal dentist,
the world's largest dentist, Isaac Yankem DDS, on him.
[McMahon] Oh, the leg drop,
taking a look at-- wait a minute, cover here, no, and again.
There was a second attempt at a cover, you know?
What'd he say, something about fair? This match is anything but fair.
Waylon Mercy has been all over a hapless Jeff Hardy,
and Hardy now, what's gonna happen? Hardy being hooked, Hardy up for the ride,
-[Lawler] Oh! -[McMahon] Dropped him right on his head.
Waylon Mercy,
you get the impression this man is a--
Extremely dangerous, and look at this, a sleeper hold applied on Hardy.
Look at the look on Mercy's face.
Waylon Mercy applying the sleeper hold on Jeff Hardy, look at his eyes.
-[referee] Ring the bell -[bell rings]
["Lives Are Going to Change" playing]
-[Lawler] What a match. -[McMahon] I can't believe this,
He actually shook the official's hand,
the official is dumbfounded.
Waylon Mercy.
[Lawler] What is with this guy?
[McMahon] What a con man.
[Lawler] Well, I'll tell you something that's not a con, McMahon.
Earlier today, I let the WWE cameras come with me on a tour
of my own personal dentist's office.
[Lawler] You kids have got it all wrong, you don't know Bret "The Hitman" Hart,
I know him better than anybody, and he's a bum.
He could've never beat me.
At King of the Ring on his best day if it hadn't been for those
bumbling idiots Hakushi, and Shinja,
don't look at me that way, and speaking of looking,
what're you looking at? National Geographics,
you're too young to be looking at pictures like this.
See if there's a map of, you wanna talk geography,
see if there's a map of Canada in there.
Because, that's where Bret "The Hitman" Hart lives.
Way up in Calgary, Canada. But Hitman,
you made the mistake of your life
when you messed with me, you're gonna have to pay
You're gonna have to come, like these kids
to the dentist, my own personal dentist.
Isaac Yankem, DDS.
And whatever you do, don't mispronounce his name, okay?
[Lawler laughs]
What are you here for, you got cavities?
Are you gonna have a tooth pulled?
You've got bad breath.
Oh, is that so, why you indignant--
Oh, that's alright.
He's working on it.
Isaac Yankem is working on that,
just like he's gonna work on Bret "The Hitman" Hart,
you see, before he was the world's greatest dentist,
He was also a great wrestler.
Now he practices painless dentistry, but he knows about pain, Bret Hart.
I remember when he used to get those wrestlers,
and he used to take their mouth, and he used to open it real wide,
oh yeah, speaking of open and wide, be sure you open it--
[man whimpering]
[Lawler laughs]
See, that's what happens if you don't open wide.
It drives him nuts.
Hey, and that's what you get for not flossing.
[Lawler laughs]
You're in for a real treat.
Have you seen his office yet? Huh?
Oh, he's got the greatest modern, most up to date equipment,
except for the drill. So get ready.
Next.
[Isaac Yankem chuckles maniacally]
Well, there he is.
Doctor Yankem, wow.
"Yankem"
The man that everybody has been waiting with bated breath to see.
-[Lawler chuckles] -Speaking of breath, ew.
Next week, ladies and gentlemen, Savio Vega,
The Caribbean legend will be in action right here.
Yeah, and also the man that guides the career
of the world's the greatest singer, Double J.
The Roadie will be in action too.
Ladies and gentlemen, in tag team action of the Allied powers,
Lex Lugar and the British Bulldog teaming up against Native American Tatanka
and his tag team partner, now, Henry O. Godwinn, that we saw
in action of sorts a few minutes ago.
That should be great, McMahon. I can't wait.
[McMahon] And I can't wait until we return when we'll see
Highlights of the Bam Bam Bigelow, Psycho Sid match-up, stay with us.
[McMahon] We're back, everyone.
Bam Bam Bigelow was on the top ready to polish off Sid, and from behind,
Yes, the hog a farmer from Arkansas giving Bam a nice shove,
he fell right on his face and Sid, for the cover,
the count and the victory.
-I can't believe it -[Lawler] That's right,
and then, let's take a look, in slow motion,
the Coup de grace, the powerbomb.
This is exactly what's gonna happen to Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
It'll be a victory over Diesel, just like he had a big victory over Bam Bam Bigelow.
[McMahon] And a victory of sorts for Psycho Sid--
-Of sorts? -Yes, of course,
I'm considering the interference of the hog-man Henry Godwinn.
I loved it, a great outcome.
[McMahon] And speaking of a great outcome, that is anything but what is coming
out of your mouth.
That's not a great outcome at all, your breath smells like--
-Bertha Breath. -[Lawler] What?
-[McMahon] Basset Hound breath. -[Lawler] What?
-[McMahon] Maybe even Buzzard Breath-- -[Lawler] Come on, McMahon.
[jazz music playing]
Smell this! [exclaims]
-[laughs] -So long, everyone. Breath-- -[Lawler] Come on, McMahon.