1 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,466 [narrator] The World Wrestling Entertainment, 2 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,266 for over 50 years, 3 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:09,666 the revolutionary force in sports entertainment. 4 00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:14,600 [Mr. McMahon] Last night at Wrestlemania XII, 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,866 a record-breaking crowd experience. 6 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,866 The most spectacular… 7 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:21,900 [Lawler] The most provocative… 8 00:00:21,966 --> 00:00:23,799 [Mr. McMahon] The most brutal… 9 00:00:23,866 --> 00:00:25,799 [Lawler] And the most outrageous event 10 00:00:25,866 --> 00:00:28,533 in World Wrestling Entertainment history. 11 00:00:28,599 --> 00:00:31,333 [Mr. McMahon] We felt the exhilaration after all the anticipation 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:35,000 with the awesome return of the ultimate sensation. 13 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:37,666 [Lawler] And we witnessed the conquest by the phenomenal force 14 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,966 over our black-gloved monster. 15 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:45,033 [Mr. McMahon] And we shared in the ecstasy and the agony 16 00:00:46,199 --> 00:00:49,733 of the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,800 [upbeat music playing] 18 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,866 [crowd cheering] 19 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:13,466 [sirens blaring] 20 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:19,866 [Mr. McMahon] Welcome, everyone, to San Bernardino, California. 21 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:24,066 Welcome to the Orange County Pavilion. 22 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:27,266 Welcome to Monday Night Raw, 23 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:30,766 the day after Wrestlemania, April Fools' Day. 24 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:34,100 Hello, everyone. I'm Vince McMahon, and speaking of April Fools, of course, 25 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:36,866 joining us as always, Jerry "The King" Lawler. 26 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:41,000 Of course, ladies and gentlemen, we eagerly await the presence 27 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:45,066 of the new World Wrestling Entertainment champion 28 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:48,666 who joins us tonight, Shawn Michaels. He did it. 29 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:54,266 Yeah, McMahon, but we are also gonna see a bruised, a beaten, a battered Undertaker 30 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:57,766 taking on the undefeated Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw here tonight. 31 00:01:57,833 --> 00:01:59,866 Yes, but right now, here he comes. 32 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:03,333 The eager anticipation, yes, here it comes. 33 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:05,566 -Mankind on his way to the ring. -Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,199 ["Schizophrenic" playing] 35 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:12,633 [Howard] Coming down the aisle, weighing 287 pounds, 36 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,933 Mankind. 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,600 [crowd cheering] 38 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,533 [Mr. McMahon] Not a pretty sight. Look at this. 39 00:02:24,466 --> 00:02:27,400 What's gonna happen when Mankind hits the ring? 40 00:02:27,466 --> 00:02:29,100 What can we expect? 41 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:32,799 [Lawler] What about that mug, McMahon? Whoo! 42 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,966 I heard he tried to enter an ugly contest. They said, "Sorry, no professionals." 43 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:39,799 -Look at this guy. -[Mr. McMahon] I don't know. 44 00:02:39,866 --> 00:02:41,533 It's fitting that on April Fools' Day 45 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,799 this man would make his debut in the squared circle 46 00:02:44,866 --> 00:02:46,900 here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 47 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:49,333 -Mankind. -[Lawler] Wow. 48 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,833 [Mr. McMahon] Mankind against Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. 49 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,666 [Lawler] Yeah. I guarantee you right now, 50 00:02:59,766 --> 00:03:02,533 Bob "Spark Plug" Holly is thinking about how to put it in reverse. 51 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,600 [bell rings] 52 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:06,733 [Mr. McMahon] He could very well be. Bob Holly, a great competitor. 53 00:03:06,799 --> 00:03:09,633 Now we're gonna find out what Mankind can do athletically. 54 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,333 What do you know about Mankind? 55 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,966 [Lawler] I don't know. Whoa, look at this, McMahon. 56 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:15,866 [Mr. McMahon] Obviously, he takes a cheap shot 57 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,733 over the referee's shoulder, that's for sure. 58 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,133 Mankind with a headbutt. 59 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,866 Mankind now moving in on Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. 60 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,966 [Holly screaming] 61 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:25,100 [Mr. McMahon] Listen. 62 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:27,899 [Lawler] Oh. 63 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:29,899 [Mr. McMahon] Succession of hard right hands. 64 00:03:29,966 --> 00:03:31,600 Battering Bob Holly. 65 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:33,700 Come on, ref, get him. Get him away. 66 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,100 And, oh, my goodness. 67 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:40,899 I'm not so sure Mankind would even mind being disqualified. 68 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,833 [Lawler] Look at this guy. Look at this guy, McMahon. 69 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,566 He's pulling his own hair out. 70 00:03:45,633 --> 00:03:47,733 [Mankind laughs maniacally] 71 00:03:47,799 --> 00:03:49,233 [Mr. McMahon] Wow. 72 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:54,133 Mankind, obviously, the most deranged individual, I think, 73 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,100 perhaps, in the history of the WW-- 74 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,866 Oh, Holly with a kick. Here we go. 75 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,500 Bob Holly now, making a contest out of this. 76 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:01,633 Here we go. 77 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,766 Holly sets up Mankind for the ride, coming off. 78 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:07,766 Mankind sort of crumbles up now to the back 79 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:10,333 and comes right out with an elbow in his own right. 80 00:04:10,399 --> 00:04:12,166 [Lawler] Look at those bald spots on Mankind, 81 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:13,733 where he's been pulling his hair out. 82 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:17,866 [Mr. McMahon] And Mankind and Bob Holly having a-- Oh, a clothesline. 83 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:19,333 Mankind still on his feet. 84 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:23,300 Bob Holly now with Mankind, 85 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:25,800 sets him up, down he goes. 86 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,800 [crowd cheering] 87 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:32,866 Bob "Spark Plug" Holly against Mankind. 88 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:35,533 Coming off the rope, Mankind, oh, no. 89 00:04:39,099 --> 00:04:40,599 On the outside. 90 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:43,233 [Lawler] I could have given Bob Holly a little word of wisdom. 91 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,900 [Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute, watch this. 92 00:04:44,966 --> 00:04:47,533 To the outside, Mankind with Bob Holly. 93 00:04:47,599 --> 00:04:49,066 Oh, wow. 94 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,099 [Lawler] I learned this early in my career, McMahon. 95 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,500 Look at this. 96 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:58,133 Never get in fights with ugly guys, because they got nothing to lose. 97 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:02,900 [Mr. McMahon] And Mankind thus far manhandling Bob "Spark Plug" Holly. 98 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 And when he's not doing that, he's yanking out his own hair. 99 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,466 [Lawler] He's only got three fingers, I think. 100 00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:13,466 [Mr. McMahon] And Mankind now, hammering away on Bob "Spark Plug" Holly, 101 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:15,966 continuing up, continuing the assault. 102 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:18,033 [crowd chanting] He's hardcore! He's hardcore! 103 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:24,566 [Lawler] This guy's not only deranged, McMahon, 104 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:27,333 I think he's a little deformed too. Look at that face. 105 00:05:28,866 --> 00:05:31,333 [Mr. McMahon] Well, I can't very well see the face. 106 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,366 [Lawler] I can see enough of it. 107 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:35,266 Look out. 108 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,566 -Oh! -[Mr. McMahon] Wow. 109 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,200 I'm not so sure, they shouldn't send Mankind in 110 00:05:43,266 --> 00:05:47,000 to square away that Montana Freemen stand-off. 111 00:05:47,066 --> 00:05:48,166 It's time. 112 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,666 -[Lawler] What's he saying? -[Mr. McMahon] I don't know. 113 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:57,366 We've never seen anything quite like this deranged individual. 114 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,333 You're sort of wonder what kind of competitor-- 115 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,200 You're sort of wondering what kind of athlete this man would make. 116 00:06:03,866 --> 00:06:05,333 [Lawler] What's he doing with that… 117 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,366 He just… What's he doing? 118 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,566 [Holly screaming] 119 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:11,833 [Lawler] He shoved the… 120 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,400 [Mr. McMahon] He got his… 121 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,233 [Mr. McMahon] Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look at that. 122 00:06:18,299 --> 00:06:20,366 Holly is screaming. 123 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,766 [referee] Ring the bell. 124 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,433 -[Mr. McMahon] He's got a… -[bell rings] 125 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,266 [Mr. McMahon] He's got his fingers jammed down his throat, 126 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,233 down to the… down his esophagus. 127 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:32,500 [Howard] Here is your winner, Mankind. 128 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,233 [Lawler] Ugh. 129 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:36,566 ["Schizophrenic" playing] 130 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:39,333 [Mr. McMahon] Some sort of a submission of some kind. 131 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:49,066 This guy is very deranged. 132 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:52,533 [Lawler] The music is a little deranged too. 133 00:06:52,599 --> 00:06:55,766 -There's nothing normal about Mankind. -[Mr. McMahon] Wait. He's looking… 134 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,766 Some sort of a submission hold 135 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:04,766 with his fingers jammed down into the… into the throat area. 136 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,466 [Lawler] Look at the scars on his body, McMahon, and his face. 137 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:10,466 Come over here. 138 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,866 [Mr. McMahon] Good thing we didn't see him at Wrestlemania. 139 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,700 [Lawler] Get up there, McMahon. Go ahead. 140 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,066 [Mr. McMahon] All right. Let's take you back now, ladies and gentlemen. 141 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:21,166 It was Wrestlemania just yesterday. 142 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,099 Yes, indeed, yes. 143 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,066 Wrestlemania, the whole weekend, 144 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:28,299 brought to you by Tyco R/C. Maximum Heat. 145 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:29,733 Was it wild? 146 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:32,066 We just saw some wild action, but yeah, there he is, 147 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:34,799 the "Wildman", Marc Mero, making his debut, 148 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:37,666 being interviewed by Todd Pettengill. 149 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:40,099 But watch what happens as coming out of the ring, 150 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,266 Helmsley, defeated by the Warrior, 151 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:46,566 Helmsley blamed his escort, Sable, for his loss. 152 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,599 [Lawler] And rightly so, McMahon, and then this idiot, "Wildman" Marc Mero, 153 00:07:49,666 --> 00:07:52,533 jumps on a man that has just fought the ultimate battle. 154 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:54,933 He had no business sticking his nose in there. 155 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 [Mr. McMahon] And out here, ladies and gentlemen, 156 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:58,666 she bought a ticket, and there she is. 157 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:03,033 That's Sable, and Helmsley's not scheduled to be here, but guess who is. 158 00:08:03,099 --> 00:08:05,566 Yeah, "Wildman" Marc Mero. 159 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:07,533 Plus, yet to come right here, 160 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:12,266 the one, the only "Heartbreak Kid", Shawn Michaels. 161 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:15,200 Michaels in a special interview plus all kind of action. 162 00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:20,766 [Lawler] Look at this. This is what they've been waiting for. 163 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,900 [Mr. McMahon] The Ultimate Warrior is back. 164 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:28,233 [Mr. McMahon] It started in a Hollywood backlot. 165 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:32,133 It looks like it's gonna end here in the park. 166 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:34,400 [dramatic music] 167 00:08:34,466 --> 00:08:37,299 [Mr. McMahon] These two monsters clobbering each other. 168 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:40,866 [Lawler] I think Diesel's shrunk down to about 6'7" now. 169 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,033 [Mr. McMahon] I've never seen anything like this in my life. 170 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:49,133 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] We are in overtime, McMahon. 171 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:54,033 [Mr. McMahon] The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels. 172 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,000 -Wrestlemania rules. -Boom! 173 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,500 WWE, we love you. 174 00:09:06,566 --> 00:09:10,900 -Warrior, Warrior, Warrior rules. -Yeah. 175 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,433 The greatest ever Wrestlemania… 176 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,033 -Hello, Wrestlemania. -Shawn is the best. 177 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:18,233 I had the best time at Wrestlemania. 178 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,266 [Mr. McMahon] It was a great time, no doubt about it. 179 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,533 The encore, of course, as was mentioned earlier on, 180 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,500 tomorrow night, 8:00 Eastern and Pacific. 181 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,800 [Howard] Weighing 304 pounds, Isaac Yankem. 182 00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:33,566 [Mr. McMahon] It was perhaps one of the greatest Wrestlemanias of all time. 183 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:35,900 And right now, Isaac Yankem, DDS, 184 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,366 awaiting the presence of a young man, oh, yes. 185 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:41,633 He's on his way to the squared circle. 186 00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:47,933 A young man who took umbrage with what Hunter Hearst-Helmsley had to say 187 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,866 when Helmsley blamed his loss to the Ultimate Warrior 188 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:54,133 on that lady right there, who was his escort, Sable. 189 00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:57,266 But Sable has come down at ringside here, bought a ticket, 190 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,400 yeah, because I think she's here because that man's here, 191 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,166 the "Wildman", Marc Mero. 192 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,533 [Lawler] Well, she's in for a rude awakening 193 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,066 if she's come to see Marc Mero make a spectacular debut 194 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,766 here in World Wrestling Entertainment, 195 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,199 because my man, Isaac Yankem, 196 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:15,500 expected to knock all of Marc Mero's pearly whites out, 197 00:10:15,566 --> 00:10:17,266 and without the use of novocaine. 198 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,866 [Mr. McMahon] That remains to be seen. 199 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,433 -It should be a competitive match-up here. -[bell rings] 200 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,266 Isaac Yankem, big monster. 201 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,133 Yankem… 202 00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:26,233 [Lawler] Come on, Isaac. 203 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:29,666 [Mr. McMahon] …no doubt attempting to spoil the WWE wrestling debut 204 00:10:29,733 --> 00:10:30,966 of "Wildman" Marc Mero. 205 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,199 [Lawler] Look at this, McMahon. Look at how much bigger Isaac is 206 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,000 -than this Marc Mero. -[Mr. McMahon] Yeah. 207 00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:38,000 And a nice dropkick. 208 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,566 Over the top rope, Yankem down. 209 00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:42,000 [Lawler] What a cheap shot. Got him from behind. 210 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,433 -Look out. -[Mr. McMahon] Whoa, can you believe that? 211 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,533 [Lawler] This guy's a nut. 212 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:52,400 [Mr. McMahon] Whoa, a 360 and landed on his feet. 213 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:55,100 He is a Wildman, but take that to the outside. 214 00:10:55,199 --> 00:10:57,733 -And wait a minute. -[Lawler] Look out! Oh, my goodness. 215 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,699 [Mr. McMahon] My goodness. 216 00:11:00,366 --> 00:11:03,533 A cover, a count, and a kick-out. 217 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,800 Isaac Yankem must be wondering who he's in there with. 218 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:08,966 Oh! 219 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:13,233 Isaac Yankem being set up for the ride, reversal now, and… 220 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,633 [Lawler] Whoa! 221 00:11:14,699 --> 00:11:17,199 [Mr. McMahon] Headscissors nicely done. "Wildman" Marc Mero. 222 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:20,199 Oh, and a kick to the midsection there. Oh, my goodness. 223 00:11:20,266 --> 00:11:22,100 -A nice… -[Lawler] What a cheater this guy is. 224 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,066 -[Mr. McMahon] What do you mean? -[Lawler] Look. 225 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,733 [Mr. McMahon] Back to a double feature. 226 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,900 [Lawler] And a nut too. Oh. 227 00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:28,500 [Mr. McMahon] Right across his back. 228 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:30,566 -And down from the top rope. -[Lawler] Look out. 229 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,900 [crowd cheering] 230 00:11:32,699 --> 00:11:35,566 -[Mr. McMahon] A cover. Can he get it? -[Lawler] No, no. 231 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,666 -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, still can't. -[crowd booing] 232 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:39,166 [Lawler] Isaac, watch out. 233 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:42,766 [Mr. McMahon] Marc Mero showing no signs of smarting or hurting in any way 234 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,400 from the incident between himself and Hunter-- 235 00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:46,966 -[Lawler] Look. -[Mr. McMahon] What? 236 00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:49,733 -[Lawler] Look who's coming ringside. -[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. 237 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,900 Oh, look, clothesline. 238 00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:54,600 Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is over at ringside. 239 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:57,500 And I believe he is… Is he trying to… 240 00:11:57,566 --> 00:11:59,600 He just threw someone out of a seat 241 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:04,600 and is now sitting down next to the lady, Sable, who escorted him. 242 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:15,266 And I must say Helmsley was very rude and very much out of line. 243 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:20,233 Imagine blaming Sable, his escort, for his loss to the Ultimate Warrior. 244 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,366 [Lawler] Look, McMahon, she was… She was a big distraction. 245 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,533 Don't worry. Helmsley will put her in her place. 246 00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:31,333 [Mr. McMahon] And a cover by Isaac Yankem and a kick-out by Marc Mero. 247 00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:39,333 And you wonder whether or not Helmsley is attempting to cajole her. 248 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,933 Is he apologizing? Is-- 249 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:43,266 [Lawler] I don't know, but I know one thing. 250 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,333 I've never seen him pursue a woman like this. 251 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,366 Usually they're crawling at Hunter's feet. 252 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,566 [Hunter speaking indistinctly] 253 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:54,533 [Mr. McMahon] All right. Here we go now. 254 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,933 Marc Mero must figure out 255 00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:05,466 how to counter this big, awesome, powerful personal dentist of yours, Isaac Yankem… 256 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,066 [Lawler] There is no counter, McMahon. 257 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:10,833 [Mr. McMahon] …whose temperament obviously matches the decayed teeth in his head. 258 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,566 Mero now, breaks the hold, coming off, underneath the clothesline, 259 00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,466 -from the other side and… -[Lawler] Look out. 260 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,566 -[Mr. McMahon] Whoa. -[Lawler] What thing is this? 261 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,566 [Mr. McMahon] Trying to get him down, pulls him over, 262 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,933 -shoulders down, two, and, yeah… -[Lawler] No. 263 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,466 [Mr. McMahon] Oh, so close. 264 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,500 [Lawler] Come on, Isaac, put the boots to him. 265 00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:29,133 [Mr. McMahon] Isaac Yankem doing just that, 266 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,400 putting the boot to the "Wildman" Marc Mero. 267 00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:35,166 What about, ladies and gentlemen, that Iron Man Match at Wrestlemania? 268 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,599 -[Lawler] Did you hear that? -[Mr. McMahon] Yes, indeed. 269 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:39,300 [Lawler] I think I saw a molar fly out. 270 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,933 [Mr. McMahon] And congratulations to Bret "The Hitman" Hart 271 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,800 as well as to the new WWE champion, Shawn Michaels. 272 00:13:48,866 --> 00:13:53,933 They gave you everything they had just yesterday during Wrestlemania. 273 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,733 -[Lawler] Yes. Oh. -[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. This may be… 274 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,266 [Lawler] Look at that. 275 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,900 One, two, did he get him? No. He almost, almost, not quite. 276 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,033 Oh. 277 00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:05,900 And Yankem continues the attack. 278 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,933 [Lawler] Get me one of his bicuspids. 279 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,766 I'm talking to you, McMahon. 280 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,199 -[Mr. McMahon] All right now, coming off… -[Lawler] Oh! 281 00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:17,833 …a set-up by Isaac Yankem for a back bodydrop, didn't work. 282 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,833 Marc Mero, the Wildman, with those lefts now, succession of 'em. 283 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,599 Off the rope and hit him with a hard right. 284 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,466 -And Yankem still on his-- -[Lawler] You can't knock him out. 285 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,699 -[Mr. McMahon exclaims] -[crowd cheering] 286 00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:32,733 [Lawler] Man. 287 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,566 [Mr. McMahon] What's this now? 288 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:36,533 [Lawler] I don't know, 289 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:39,900 but I know Sable could not take her eyes off this Wildman. 290 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,400 [Mr. McMahon] And over the hip, yeah. 291 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,966 -One, two. Can he get it now? -[Lawler] No! 292 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,500 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] What? 293 00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:48,733 [Mr. McMahon] And Sable's on her feet. 294 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,133 [Howard] Here is your winner, "Wildman" Marc Mero. 295 00:14:51,199 --> 00:14:55,300 And Yankem defeated by the "Wildman" Marc Mero. 296 00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:57,433 And Helmsley not too impressed. 297 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,966 [Lawler] What does she-- What does she see in Marc Mero? 298 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,900 [Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. Here comes-- 299 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,233 Here comes Marc Mero. 300 00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:13,033 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. 301 00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:16,666 [Lawler] Whoa. She just… She slapped Helmsley. 302 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:19,300 [Mr. McMahon] Yes, she did. And I bet he deserved it. 303 00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,533 Helmsley beside himself. 304 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,199 What in the world? 305 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,766 [mouthing] 306 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,333 [Mr. McMahon] "Wildman" Marc Mero, what a debut. 307 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,800 [crowd cheering] 308 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,166 [Howard] Ladies and gentlemen, his opponent, 309 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:43,800 making his return to the World Wrestling Entertainment, 310 00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:48,466 from parts unknown, weighing 260 pounds, 311 00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:54,666 the Ultimate Warrior. 312 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,666 [Mr. McMahon] Next week, right here on Raw, 313 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,533 the Ultimate Warrior will join us. 314 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:07,099 However, right here, this week, yet to come, The Undertaker one on one 315 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,400 with the undefeated Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. What action. 316 00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:12,166 But speaking of action, 317 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:15,833 we caught up earlier with Ed "The Biker" Begley. 318 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,233 As a matter of fact, today he's on his way 319 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,766 to host the Weekly World News April Fools special. 320 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:24,766 It's gonna be a great show. And let's find out where he is. 321 00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:30,533 Okay. "Go to the end of the block. Make a right at the nude barbershop." 322 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:33,699 What does that mean? Who's nude? The barber? The customer? 323 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:36,466 I guess I could use a trim. Ooh, scissors, maybe not. 324 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:39,566 That reminds me of a case that a stripper accidentally killed a customer. 325 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,800 Got too close to the action. Stick around. You'll meet her after Raw. 326 00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:47,633 [Mr. McMahon] We're back, and tonight, Raw is brought to you by… 327 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:50,599 [Lawler] U.S. Army. That's right, McMahon. 328 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:54,599 Get an edge on life and be all that you can be in the Army. 329 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:57,366 [Mr. McMahon] And is that a hockey puck or a chocolate chip cookie? 330 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,266 I don't know. Have you got milk? 331 00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,099 All right. Tag-team action coming up. 332 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:06,500 The Bodydonnas ready to join us momentarily, ladies and gentlemen. 333 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:10,333 However, the Bodydonnas were in action, matter of fact, just yesterday, 334 00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:13,599 during the WWE Free For All, against the Godwinns. 335 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,700 It was for the Tag-Team Championship. 336 00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:17,599 [Sunny] …everybody else has been waiting for. 337 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:20,700 [Mr. McMahon] And there she was, the Slammy Award-winning Sunny, 338 00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:24,933 leading her Bodydonnas down to the WWE Free For All, 339 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,066 down to the WWE Tag Team Championship Match 340 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,766 -against the Godwinn family. -[Lawler] That's right, McMahon. 341 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,500 The Godwinns were bigger and they were stronger, 342 00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,366 of course smell isn't everything, 343 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,700 but the Bodydonnas used teamwork to stay in the contest. 344 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,066 [Mr. McMahon] No doubt about it. A great deal of teamwork. 345 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:43,399 A great deal of double-teaming as well. But then right there, Phineas, look what-- 346 00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:46,366 [Lawler] Yeah, but, look, Sunny took advantage of her assets 347 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,399 to distract Phineas, and, look, there it is. 348 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,966 -[Mr. McMahon] Can you believe that? -[Lawler] New champions. 349 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,566 [Mr. McMahon] Just rolling Phineas out 350 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,666 when Phineas was ready to put the Slop Drop on Skip. 351 00:17:56,733 --> 00:18:00,066 But nonetheless, there you have it, the victors, the new champions, 352 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:03,700 but a rematch has been signed for April 28th 353 00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:06,533 when we come next In Your House. 354 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,666 Yes, indeed, and more, ladies and gentlemen, 355 00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:13,200 on April 28th, In Your House, as a matter of fact. 356 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,000 Momentarily, we're gonna announce the main event, 357 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:19,800 but right now, Sunny leading her Tag-Team Champions. 358 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,866 Who would have thunk it, as they say? 359 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,800 [Lawler] Who would have what? 360 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,866 I guarantee you, those two hillbillies didn't "thunk" it. 361 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:30,633 [Sunny] …an outfit so nice, I had to wear it twice. 362 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:34,899 And tonight, you guys are in for a lesson that you're never gonna forget 363 00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,166 by way of the Bodydonnas. 364 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,566 [Lawler] I'm anxious to see the Bodydonnas, 365 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,833 but I also wanna see those Slammy Award-winning buns. 366 00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:43,966 [Mr. McMahon] Yes, indeed. 367 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:48,033 Sunny winning two Slammys last Saturday night. 368 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,233 -[Lawler] One for each bun? -[Mr. McMahon] Well, not exactly, no. 369 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,899 -[Lawler] Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. -[bell rings] 370 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,733 [Mr. McMahon] "Best Buns" category 371 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,033 and right behind that, "Manager of the Year". 372 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,666 Ain't that nice? Ain't that beautiful? 373 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,866 Oh, my God. I couldn't be happier. 374 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,399 -[Lawler] You see the buns? Oh. -[Mr. McMahon] Here we go. 375 00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:08,866 Aldo Montoya and Barry Horowitz against Skip and Zip. 376 00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:12,500 [Lawler] Oh, whoa. 377 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:14,733 [Mr. McMahon] Look. Retaliation by Aldo Montoya. 378 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,066 Hard chop there. 379 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,466 Look at this. They're going at it here. 380 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,100 And Aldo Montoya set him up. 381 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,200 Zip had a nice reversal and put on the brakes. Nicely done. 382 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:27,700 Oh, leapfrog, look at this. Coming off from the other side. 383 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,399 Non-title match, but the one, two… Oh. 384 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,899 And right over again. You can bet the tag-team situation heating up 385 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:41,133 as a result of the Bodydonnas becoming the WWE Tag Team Champions 386 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,466 during the recent Free For All just yesterday. 387 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:46,566 There must have been-- Uh-oh, they almost nailed each other. 388 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:50,933 [Lawler] Yeah, two morons like Aldo Montoya and Horowitz, 389 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:51,899 they got to realize, 390 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,100 they should show some more respect to the new Tag-Team Champions. 391 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,600 [Mr. McMahon] The New Rockers waiting for an opportunity, 392 00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,966 and of course, The Smoking Gunns back in action-- Oh, my. 393 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,133 [Lawler] Look at this. 394 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,399 [Mr. McMahon] Standing side headlock, won't be standing for long. Oh, yeah. 395 00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:08,666 How about that maneuver by Aldo Montoya? Yes. 396 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:13,533 A right-hand follow-up, Aldo Montoya. Oh, my goodness, to the outside now. 397 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:18,033 Zip and Skip look so much alike it's difficult to tell these two apart, 398 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,500 and obviously they use that similarity to their advantage. 399 00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:22,733 [Lawler] You know, McMahon, 400 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,633 they had a tremendous victory celebration last night. 401 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:29,166 I got it now. They maybe partied a little too hearty 402 00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:31,166 and they're just a little tired, probably. 403 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:33,766 -They'll get into this thing in a second. -[Mr. McMahon] Uh-huh. 404 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:39,899 [Lawler] Horowitz and Montoya there, they're usually Bad News Bears, you know. 405 00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:41,766 -[Mr. McMahon] Bad News Bears? -[Lawler] Yeah. 406 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,033 [Mr. McMahon] And a kick-out. 407 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,466 [Lawler] A couple of losers unite, they could be victorious. 408 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:49,600 [Mr. McMahon] And Barry Horowitz and Zip having a go here. 409 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,700 And again, back to the leg and again another kick-out. 410 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,266 All right. 411 00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:02,033 And how about Hunter Hearst-Helmsley? He was beside himself. 412 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,633 Did you see-- Oh, hello. Did you see the look on Helmsley's face 413 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,566 when "Wildman" Marc Mero, scoops up Sable, 414 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:11,600 brought her over the retaining barrier there and took her back? 415 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:13,566 [Lawler] I couldn't believe it myself, McMahon. 416 00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:16,166 [Mr. McMahon] From the top and down across the arm. 417 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,766 [Lawler] How could any girl in her right mind 418 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,733 choose that idiot, Marc Mero, over Hunter Hearst-Helmsley? 419 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,166 [Mr. McMahon] Tag was made there and thus far-- 420 00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:26,100 Oh, from behind. 421 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,899 -Aldo Montoya, no idea… -[Lawler laughs] Here we go. 422 00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:31,500 -[Mr. McMahon] …that Skip had tagged in. -[Lawler] Look at this. 423 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:33,800 Double-team effort behind the official's back. 424 00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:35,500 [Lawler] Whoa! 425 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,066 [Mr. McMahon] Skip and Zip, the WWE Tag Team Champions. 426 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,233 How long will they hang on to the championship, though? 427 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,733 [Lawler] Probably just as long as Sunny wants them to. 428 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,433 [Mr. McMahon] Snap suplex, nicely done. 429 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,933 Frequent tags on the part of the Bodydonnas, 430 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,166 although, I must say, Horowitz and Montoya have been quite impressive as well 431 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,500 as far as continuity is concerned. 432 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,333 [Lawler] What's the matter with you? Got both contact lenses in the same eye? 433 00:22:01,399 --> 00:22:02,366 They're impressing you? 434 00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:04,066 [Mr. McMahon] A cover, two, and… 435 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:06,833 -Almost a count of three. -[Lawler] Talk about April Fools. 436 00:22:06,899 --> 00:22:10,333 If you look up the word "April Fools" in the dictionary, you see their picture. 437 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:13,033 [Mr. McMahon] Just about anything that could happen 438 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,200 happened yesterday at Wrestlemania. 439 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:16,300 [Lawler] Look at this. 440 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,666 [Mr. McMahon] Vader, oh, my goodness, what a monster, 441 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:23,033 and what about The Undertaker and "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel? 442 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,566 An unbelievable drubbing by both individuals 443 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:29,166 and The Undertaker, whom you're gonna see later on tonight, 444 00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:32,899 has been battered and bruised perhaps like never before. 445 00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:36,000 It was his gravest challenge 446 00:22:36,066 --> 00:22:38,300 and this is a great opportunity 447 00:22:38,366 --> 00:22:40,933 for the undefeated Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw, right here tonight, 448 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,266 to defeat The Undertaker. 449 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,433 -[Lawler] That idiot… -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, no. 450 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,100 [Lawler] Oh, my goodness. 451 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,133 What are they trying to do to our champions? 452 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,366 [Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable. What a maneuver that was. 453 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:51,566 [Lawler] Look out! 454 00:22:52,899 --> 00:22:56,566 [Mr. McMahon] Aldo Montoya with reckless abandon here on Raw. 455 00:22:57,566 --> 00:22:59,899 Aldo Montoya, nothing to lose. 456 00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:01,866 If he and Horowitz are victorious, 457 00:23:01,933 --> 00:23:04,399 they unquestionably would receive a shot at the title. 458 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,600 Here comes Montoya over to tag Barry Horowitz. 459 00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:09,566 And tag is made. Here he comes. 460 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,266 Here we go. 461 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,800 High knee by Barry Horowitz. 462 00:23:15,866 --> 00:23:17,500 -Horowitz… -[Lawler] Look out. 463 00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:18,700 [Mr. McMahon] Oh, yes. 464 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,100 [Lawler] No, no. 465 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,133 [Mr. McMahon] There it is. Victory roll, cover. 466 00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:27,433 -[Lawler] Look at Sunny. -[Mr. McMahon] …one, two… 467 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,100 [Mr. McMahon exclaim] 468 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:32,700 I sure had thought we were gonna be saying "Horowitz wins, Horowitz wins." 469 00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:34,133 [Lawler] I hope not. 470 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,533 [Mr. McMahon] And here's what we saw earlier on double feature again. 471 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,100 Aldo just with the impact. 472 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,066 -[Lawler] He did it again! -[Mr. McMahon] Yeah. 473 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:43,466 Two-- No, no. Wow. 474 00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:47,633 Whoa, whoa, look at this. 475 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,100 What a suplex. 476 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,000 And a kick-out by Aldo Montoya. 477 00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:53,933 How did Montoya kick out of that? Oh, speaking of kicks… 478 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,733 [Mr. McMahon] When Horowitz was in there with Skip earlier on, 479 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,533 I thought we were gonna see another embarrassing moment. 480 00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:02,666 [Lawler] Montoya went to the well once too often 481 00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:04,433 with those goofy moves of his. 482 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,300 [Mr. McMahon] You have to take a chance if you're gonna be successful 483 00:24:07,366 --> 00:24:09,100 here in the World Wrestling Entertainment, 484 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:12,100 and these young men unquestionably taking a chance. 485 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,266 Look at this. 486 00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:16,800 The Bodydonnas now… Look out. What a maneuver. 487 00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:18,366 [Mr. McMahon] Montoya with a bomb. 488 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,899 -And we… And down. -[Lawler] No! 489 00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:25,933 -One, two and bombs away. Yes. -[bell rings] 490 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,966 A victory for the Bodydonnas. And there she is, The Manager of the Year. 491 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:35,233 [Howard] Here are your winners, the Tag-Team Champions, the Bodydonnas. 492 00:24:35,966 --> 00:24:39,933 [Mr. McMahon] She uses her sexuality to her advantage, that much is for certain. 493 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:44,300 [Lawler] I said it before, she has what it takes to take what men have. 494 00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:45,466 [Lawler laughs] 495 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:48,033 Just like I told you, my boys are the champs 496 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:51,200 and they're gonna stay the champs whether you like it or not. 497 00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:52,966 What do you say about that? 498 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,233 [Mr. McMahon] Shawn Michaels is gonna join us tonight. 499 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:58,200 Yes, the leader of the new WWE generation. 500 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,800 [Lawler] Look at this, McMahon. This is what they've been waiting for. 501 00:25:03,866 --> 00:25:05,933 [Mr. McMahon] The Ultimate Warrior is back. 502 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:11,266 [Mr. McMahon] It started in a Hollywood backlot. 503 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,133 It looks like it's gonna end here in the park. 504 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:16,666 [dramatic music] 505 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:20,300 [Mr. McMahon] These two monsters clobbering each other. 506 00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:24,166 [Lawler] I think Diesel's shrunk down to about 6'7" now. 507 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:29,833 [Mr. McMahon] I've never seen anything like this in my life. 508 00:25:29,899 --> 00:25:32,000 [Lawler] We're in overtime, McMahon. 509 00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:37,000 [Mr. McMahon] The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels. 510 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,600 [Mr. McMahon] Yes, ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow night, it… 511 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:49,100 Wait a minute, that's Bob Backlund out there. 512 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,833 Bob Backlund out campaigning. 513 00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:52,966 And up next, don't go anywhere 514 00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:56,000 because joining us, yes, the leader of the new generation, 515 00:25:56,066 --> 00:25:57,433 Shawn Michaels. 516 00:26:00,199 --> 00:26:02,699 [narrator] The World Wrestling Entertainment Superstar Line 517 00:26:02,766 --> 00:26:06,633 is open right now. Just call 1-900-737 for WWE. 518 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:10,233 And right now at option six, Jim Ross will tell you exclusively 519 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,033 what happened in Bret Hart's locker room 520 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:14,300 after the greatest title match of all time. 521 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,833 Call costs $1.49 per minute. 522 00:26:15,899 --> 00:26:18,100 Kids must have parents' permission before calling. 523 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,500 Call now. 524 00:26:22,199 --> 00:26:24,866 WWE number one. Wrestlemania number one, baby. 525 00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:27,733 -Awesome. -Yeah. 526 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,933 [screams] Yeah. 527 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,466 Hooray, Shawn Michaels. Whoo! 528 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,033 I love it. Bam. 529 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,300 -It's number one. -[all cheering] 530 00:26:35,366 --> 00:26:38,166 Iron Man Match is the best. Yeah. 531 00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:45,100 Ladies and gentlemen, he is the leader of the new WWE generation. 532 00:26:45,266 --> 00:26:46,533 ["Sexy Boy" playing] 533 00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:51,733 He is the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 534 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,533 He is Shawn Michaels. 535 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,933 ["Sexy Boy" continues playing] 536 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,199 [Lawler] Look at this. 537 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,500 Okay. Okay. Enough's enough. 538 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:26,233 I got a big surprise for Shawn Michaels next week here on Raw. 539 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,899 Yeah. You're riding high right now, but you'll get over it. 540 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,866 [fans screaming] 541 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:48,633 [Lawler] He's the most flamboyant, he's the most resilient, 542 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:50,600 but he's not a king. 543 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,399 Nice head of hair. I wonder how much it costs to mow it. 544 00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:04,199 [Mr. McMahon] All right. 545 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:13,899 The dream of a 12-year-old boy from San Antonio 546 00:28:13,966 --> 00:28:16,699 comes true just yesterday. 547 00:28:16,766 --> 00:28:23,266 Let's talk about the Iron Man match-up with Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 548 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:26,100 -and let's hear it for the Hitman. -[crowd cheering] 549 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:27,233 [Lawler] Boo. 550 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,500 [Lawler] Folks, this interview could go on forever. 551 00:28:31,566 --> 00:28:33,000 We got the WWE's dual airbags. 552 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,800 You know something, Vinman? 553 00:28:36,366 --> 00:28:40,366 I have pranced on God's green earth 554 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,933 and now I have danced in God's blue heaven. 555 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:55,533 Last night was the single greatest moment of my life. 556 00:28:56,666 --> 00:29:03,300 And I have these people, my Kliq, to thank for that moment. 557 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,500 [Lawler] Yeah. 558 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,833 He got a lot of fans, all right. I got air conditioning. [cackles] 559 00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:11,633 There were times last night 560 00:29:12,133 --> 00:29:17,366 when I didn't think there was any way in the world I could get back up, 561 00:29:18,366 --> 00:29:23,766 but these people, each time, picked me back up, 562 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,500 and that is something that I will never, ever forget. 563 00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:32,399 And I wanna take this time right now, 564 00:29:33,366 --> 00:29:38,166 whether you like me or you don't like me, it is my honor… 565 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:41,800 -[Lawler] I don't like you. -…to thank each and every one of you 566 00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:44,399 for being there for me last night. 567 00:29:45,399 --> 00:29:48,033 [Lawler] Big deal. You better bring them back with you next week. 568 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,166 [Mr. McMahon] All right. 569 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:51,300 [Lawler] You're gonna need them to pick you up then. 570 00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:53,000 …the hunt is over and you're the hunted. 571 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:54,800 -They're coming after you. -[Lawler] Yeah. 572 00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:57,500 Jerry "The King" Lawler is coming after you… 573 00:29:57,566 --> 00:29:58,600 [Lawler] That's right. 574 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:03,066 -…right here next week and… -[cackles] I can't wait. 575 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:07,500 [Mr. McMahon] …not only is The King coming after you here next week, 576 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:11,266 as a matter of fact, the man who's gonna be over there doing color commentary 577 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:16,399 is a seven-foot monster by the name of Big Daddy Cool. 578 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:19,666 [Lawler] If there's anything left of you when I get through with you, 579 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:21,899 Big Daddy Cool will finish you off. 580 00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:24,733 [Shawn] And that is the subject that I definitely want to address. 581 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,399 [Lawler] Take a look at this. That was just two weeks ago. 582 00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:29,466 Look at what Big Daddy Cool did to him. 583 00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:31,399 [Shawn] I'd like to talk about something else. 584 00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:33,433 [Lawler] He's not finished with you yet. 585 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,333 For years here in World Wrestling Entertainment, 586 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:39,033 we've heard about The Hitman, 587 00:30:40,133 --> 00:30:44,233 we've heard about the Excellence of Execution. 588 00:30:45,766 --> 00:30:49,433 All of us have been told time and time again 589 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:53,933 about the man who claims to be the best there is, 590 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,966 the best there was, and the best that there ever will be. 591 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,333 [Lawler] I beat him. 592 00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:04,333 Well, Hitman, last night, my friend, 593 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,899 you made a believer out of me. 594 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,199 And, Bret, if you're out there watching, 595 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:18,766 you, my friend, will always be a champion in my eyes 596 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:22,500 and in the eyes of the fans of the World Wrestling Entertainment. 597 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,166 [Lawler] What's he kissing up to Bret Hart for? 598 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:26,899 [Mr. McMahon] All right. But now… 599 00:31:26,966 --> 00:31:30,466 Hold on, Vinman. I'm the champ. I'm not finished talking. 600 00:31:31,199 --> 00:31:32,633 [Lawler] You will be next week. 601 00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:36,699 I've been waiting for 11 years for this. You stand right there and let me finish. 602 00:31:36,766 --> 00:31:38,533 [Lawler] What did I tell you, people? 603 00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:44,133 I want Bret to know, I want the Hart family to know, 604 00:31:44,199 --> 00:31:47,933 and I want the fans of the World Wrestling Entertainment to know 605 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,899 that Shawn Michaels promises to wear this belt 606 00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:57,366 with the honor and the dignity and the class 607 00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:59,733 that Bret Hart did in the past. 608 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,600 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh, boy. 609 00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:07,566 -But now… -Now, hush, hush, hush, Vinman. 610 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:12,166 That, of course, would lead us as to just how long 611 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:15,300 you're gonna be wearing the WWE Championship, 612 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:19,899 and to the match next week with that man sitting right over there. 613 00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:22,500 -[Lawler] Yeah, yeah. -Jerry "The King" Lawler. 614 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,699 -[Lawler] That's right. -[crowd booing] 615 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:26,333 [cackles] 616 00:32:26,399 --> 00:32:30,199 Come on. Tell them how scared you are. Admit it, punk. 617 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,500 I'm gonna beat you like the dog that you… 618 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:35,166 [crowd chanting] Burger King! Burger King! 619 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:36,733 [Lawler] Hey, shut up. 620 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,000 Get that sign down. 621 00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:42,199 That's not funny. 622 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,466 [chanting continues] 623 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,733 Don't make me lose my temper right here. 624 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,800 Well, kingfish… 625 00:32:49,866 --> 00:32:50,966 [Lawler] Oh. 626 00:32:53,699 --> 00:32:58,300 …next week, The Heartbreak Kid and his Kliq 627 00:32:58,366 --> 00:33:02,466 are gonna send you back to your white castle, 628 00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:05,000 if you know what I mean, Burger King. 629 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,066 [Mr. McMahon] Yes. 630 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:10,666 However, "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel will be sitting right over there. 631 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:13,199 And, of course, that's the man, after Jerry "The King" Lawler, 632 00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:15,500 you're scheduled to square off with. 633 00:33:15,566 --> 00:33:21,600 This extraordinary athlete, this monster took it to The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 634 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,233 like no-one's been able to, 635 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:27,333 and I would suggest he's likely to do the same with you. 636 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:31,033 Well, then, last night, 637 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,933 when the clock struck midnight, 638 00:33:33,566 --> 00:33:38,766 the celebration and the party for Shawn Michaels was definitely over. 639 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,500 [Lawler] You're shaking in your boots. Admit it. 640 00:33:41,566 --> 00:33:43,933 Big Daddy Cool, you and I were great friends, 641 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,466 regular Skipper and Gilligan, but that ship has sunk. 642 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:53,333 And, Diesel, you and I make good friends, but we make better enemies. 643 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:57,133 And at In Your House, you're gonna be eating some chin music 644 00:33:57,199 --> 00:34:02,633 and myself and the Kliq are gonna dance all over your face. 645 00:34:02,699 --> 00:34:05,199 -["Sexy Boy" playing] -[Mr. McMahon] Shawn Michaels. 646 00:34:13,733 --> 00:34:16,600 [Lawler] You do all the dancing you want, Shawn Michaels, 647 00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:20,533 but your little party is gonna come to an abrupt halt starting next week, 648 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,466 and like I said, if there's anything left of you after I get through with you, 649 00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:27,966 "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel will finish the job. 650 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:31,500 Shawn Michaels, I'm catching you at the right time. I can't wait. 651 00:34:31,566 --> 00:34:33,033 [Lawler cackles] 652 00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:39,633 [narrator] Hey, everybody. Come on inside the WWE merchandise store. 653 00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:42,733 Oh, man, Wrestlemania was so great. 654 00:34:42,799 --> 00:34:45,033 Shawn Michaels made history. 655 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,533 Now here's your chance to own a part of history, 656 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,199 the championship mat plaque, 657 00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:52,600 and we know it's the Shawn Michaels championship mat plaque. 658 00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:55,333 Got to remind you, it is a limited edition. 659 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,299 Only 4,800 of these will be made. 660 00:34:57,366 --> 00:34:59,333 It is a collector's item. 661 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,299 Now, this will not be the picture that will be on your plaque. 662 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,466 We snapped a picture and captured the emotion of Shawn 663 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:09,566 as he realized his boyhood dream and became WWE Champion. 664 00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:13,000 And Shawn will sign each and every one of these 4,800 plaques. 665 00:35:13,066 --> 00:35:14,666 But that's not all. 666 00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:18,799 On this plaque will be a piece of the actual canvas 667 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:22,700 that the greatest title match of all time was held on. 668 00:35:22,766 --> 00:35:25,200 Take a look at it, roll it out, cut it up. 669 00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:28,500 You have a chance to own a piece of history, a lifetime memory, 670 00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:31,266 the Wrestlemania championship mat plaque. 671 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,066 You know the number to call. 672 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:36,366 -[Mr. McMahon] We are back. -[Lawler] And, you know, McMahon, 673 00:35:36,433 --> 00:35:38,799 we spend a lot of time talking about tough guys. 674 00:35:38,866 --> 00:35:41,200 But if you wanna see a real tough guy in action, 675 00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:44,700 Ed "The Biker" Begley Jr. is out there fighting traffic. 676 00:35:44,766 --> 00:35:48,366 He's on his way to the Weekly World News April Fools special coming up after Raw. 677 00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:49,466 Let's see how he's doing. 678 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,100 I'm still looking for the location. 679 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:55,633 I think the problem is Lewis and Clark's map here. 680 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,566 At least I'm on my energy-efficient bike. Never needs a lube job. 681 00:35:58,633 --> 00:35:59,966 Speaking of lube jobs, 682 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,799 there's a thief on the Weekly World News April Fools special 683 00:36:02,866 --> 00:36:05,533 who's so smooth at cleaning you out he also cleans up. 684 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,366 You meet him tonight after Raw. 685 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,933 [Mr. McMahon] But now it's time to meet your maker, perhaps. 686 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,600 ["Rest In Peace" playing] 687 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,466 [Mr. McMahon] And then again, it may be Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw 688 00:36:15,533 --> 00:36:21,266 who can capitalize on the battered and bruised condition of The Undertaker. 689 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:26,100 "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel taking it to the man from the dark side, 690 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:31,166 on his way to the squared circle as we speak, yes, led by Paul Bearer. 691 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:35,200 [Howard] Coming down the aisle with Paul Bearer, from Death Valley, 692 00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,833 weighing 328 pounds… 693 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,633 [Mr. McMahon] This is our final match-up tonight on Raw. 694 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,000 [Howard] …The Undertaker. 695 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:45,200 [Mr. McMahon] And notwithstanding, ladies and gentlemen, Shawn Michaels, 696 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:47,600 the champion, the leader of the new generation, 697 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:51,400 right here next week to face off against Jerry "The King" Lawler. 698 00:36:51,466 --> 00:36:56,233 I've just been told there's signed a special arm-wrestling event 699 00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:59,400 with Ahmed Johnson and the British Bulldog. 700 00:36:59,466 --> 00:37:02,700 [Lawler] That's right. He's the real strongest man in the WWE. 701 00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:05,100 [Mr. McMahon] In addition, too, Yokozuna, 702 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:08,966 one on one with the monster himself, Vader. 703 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,600 All that next week. A great deal more as well. 704 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:15,400 But right now, it's The Undertaker. 705 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:18,633 You talk about The Phenom here in the WWE. 706 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,400 The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen. 707 00:37:20,466 --> 00:37:23,200 Before this capacity crowd, you can feel the spirit. 708 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,900 [Lawler] Yeah. I'll tell you what I can feel, McMahon. 709 00:37:25,966 --> 00:37:28,700 I can feel the upset of the century coming. 710 00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:31,400 You know what, timing is everything. 711 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,233 Timing is so critical. 712 00:37:33,299 --> 00:37:36,700 Just like I'm catching Shawn Michaels next week at the right time. 713 00:37:36,766 --> 00:37:40,666 He just came off the toughest match of his entire life against Bret Hart. 714 00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:43,233 And who gets him first? I do, McMahon. 715 00:37:43,299 --> 00:37:45,866 I'm gonna give him the beating, because he's battered, bruised, 716 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,533 and just like that, battered and bruised, is what The Undertaker is, 717 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,433 because he just came off of the most brutal battle you've ever seen 718 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,233 with "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel. 719 00:37:55,299 --> 00:37:57,433 And now here's Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw, undefeated… 720 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,500 [bell rings] 721 00:37:58,566 --> 00:38:00,666 …getting to take advantage of that great timing. 722 00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:03,566 [Mr. McMahon] Yes, indeed. Out of Roscoe, Texas. 723 00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:06,133 -Oh, wait a minute. Look at that. -[Lawler] Look at this. 724 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,600 [Mr. McMahon] Oh, my goodness. 725 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,833 Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw hammering away on The Undertaker, 726 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:14,100 catching him from behind. Succession of knee-lifts now. 727 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,333 The Undertaker in the corner. Undertaker for the ride. 728 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,366 -Oh, no. -[Lawler] Oh. 729 00:38:18,466 --> 00:38:20,500 [Mr. McMahon] And a boot by The Undertaker. 730 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:23,933 Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw back up on his feet, 731 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,133 underneath the clothesline, The Undertaker and… a big slam. 732 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,233 [Lawler] Yes. 733 00:38:28,733 --> 00:38:30,766 [Mr. McMahon] Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. 734 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:31,966 Wait a minute. 735 00:38:32,566 --> 00:38:36,066 Bradshaw has never been in the ring with anyone quite like-- 736 00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:37,500 quite like The Undertaker. 737 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:40,433 [Lawler] Yeah, but The Undertaker had never been in the ring with anyone 738 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,700 -quite like Big Daddy Cool. -[Mr. McMahon] Yes. 739 00:38:42,799 --> 00:38:46,299 [Lawler] And he left him a beat and battered shell of his former self. 740 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,600 [Mr. McMahon] Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw is trying to capitalize… 741 00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:50,666 [Lawler] Look at this. 742 00:38:50,733 --> 00:38:52,666 [Mr. McMahon] …on the opportunity. My goodness. 743 00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:55,133 Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw is gonna take it to The Undertaker. 744 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,299 Stay with us. The match continues. 745 00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:03,366 [narrator] And now, Milton Bradley Karate Fighters Slam of the Week. 746 00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:07,066 [Mr. McMahon] Goldust is trying to get out of there. Look out. 747 00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:10,366 He's gonna hit him. He just hit Roddy Piper. 748 00:39:11,866 --> 00:39:15,633 This is totally out of hand. Roddy Piper was hit by a car. 749 00:39:17,366 --> 00:39:19,333 [Lawler] Is it over? What's he gonna do? 750 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,933 [narrator] Slam of the Week was brought to you by Milton Bradley Karate Fighters. 751 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,299 The power is in your hands. 752 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:31,733 [Mr. McMahon] We're back. 753 00:39:31,799 --> 00:39:34,166 And The Undertaker finally back up on his feet, 754 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:37,233 but Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw has been pummeling The Undertaker. 755 00:39:37,299 --> 00:39:39,733 And, oh, no. Oh, sidewalk slam. 756 00:39:39,799 --> 00:39:42,799 A cover, one, two, and a kick-out by The Undertaker. 757 00:39:42,866 --> 00:39:45,200 -[Lawler] This has been a war. -[Mr. McMahon] It has been. 758 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,366 [Lawler] You know what? The brain of Paul Bearer 759 00:39:47,433 --> 00:39:49,133 must be just like The Undertaker. 760 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,533 -[Mr. McMahon] What do you mean? -[Lawler] It must be dead. 761 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,266 [Mr. McMahon] Going up to the top. 762 00:39:53,366 --> 00:39:56,233 Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. Oh, what a tackle. 763 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,533 [Lawler] Why would Paul Bearer leave an open contract 764 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,799 -out there for somebody like… -[referee] One, two. 765 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,666 [Mr. McMahon] Almost a count of three again. 766 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:05,233 [Lawler] …like Zebekiah and Justin Bradshaw to snap up 767 00:40:05,299 --> 00:40:07,333 -on a night like this? -[Mr. McMahon] I don't know. 768 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,466 [Lawler] This is April Fools' Day. It's appropriate, 769 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:12,900 because The Undertaker is the biggest fool in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 770 00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:16,400 [Mr. McMahon] The Undertaker, The Phenom, 771 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,200 -in trouble, make no mistake about it. -[Lawler] Yeah. 772 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,166 -[Mr. McMahon] Again on the top rope. -[Lawler] Get him, baby. 773 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:26,066 [Mr. McMahon] If he-- Slam, a cover. 774 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,900 -[Lawler] What? -[Mr. McMahon] Look at that. 775 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,933 The Undertaker does not have the power to cover Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. 776 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,466 [Lawler] He's hurt, McMahon. He's got one foot in the grave 777 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:37,566 and the other on a banana peel. [laughs] 778 00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:40,100 [Mr. McMahon] It's been less than 24 hours 779 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:44,200 since The Undertaker and Big Daddy Cool Diesel were going at it. 780 00:40:44,266 --> 00:40:46,166 Obviously that has taken its toll. 781 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:48,166 -And just look at that. -[Lawler] Wow. 782 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:51,000 [Mr. McMahon] Bradshaw fires out of that buckle. What a clothesline. 783 00:40:51,066 --> 00:40:52,733 I'm impressed with Bradshaw, 784 00:40:53,533 --> 00:40:56,666 notwithstanding the damaged condition The Undertaker is in. 785 00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:59,366 Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw will bring it to you. 786 00:40:59,433 --> 00:41:01,299 He is a great competitor. 787 00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:06,700 [Lawler] He's undefeated here, McMahon, but timing is everything. 788 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,700 [Mr. McMahon] Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. 789 00:41:11,133 --> 00:41:12,633 The new WWE-- 790 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:14,733 -[Lawler] Oh. -[Mr. McMahon] Look at that boot. 791 00:41:14,799 --> 00:41:16,200 Right on the jaw. 792 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,133 [Lawler] A page out of The Undertaker's book. 793 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,933 -[Justin] That's it. -[crowd booing] 794 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,900 [Mr. McMahon] And the… Look at his eyes. 795 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,166 -Almost looks green. -[Lawler] Look. Look. 796 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,633 [Mr. McMahon] And reaching for the power of the urn, I think. I'm not sure. 797 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:33,900 [Lawler] He's begging. 798 00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:36,633 [Mr. McMahon] Undertaker on his feet, maybe not for long, ducking. 799 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,033 Undertaker now… 800 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,833 [crowd cheering] 801 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:43,299 [Lawler] Somehow, McMahon, that urn did give him the power. 802 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,066 He launched himself in the air. 803 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,700 [Mr. McMahon] The Undertaker, and now… 804 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:52,333 choking Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. 805 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,700 And down. 806 00:41:54,799 --> 00:41:56,966 [Lawler] Zebekiah, you better do something. 807 00:41:57,033 --> 00:41:58,533 [Mr. McMahon] The Undertaker. 808 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,933 Trying to mus-- Yes, now, here he comes. 809 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,866 -The Undertaker. -[Lawler] Get him out of there, Zebekiah. 810 00:42:07,933 --> 00:42:10,900 [Mr. McMahon] Can he Tombstone this young, rugged Texan? 811 00:42:10,966 --> 00:42:13,100 I guess he can. Here we go. 812 00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:15,366 [Lawler] Oh! 813 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,966 [Mr. McMahon] Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw Tombstoned. 814 00:42:19,299 --> 00:42:20,633 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 815 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,366 Mankind. Mankind is back here. 816 00:42:22,433 --> 00:42:24,366 [Lawler] Look at this. Look at this, McMahon. 817 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,566 [Mr. McMahon] We saw Mankind in the opening match-up. 818 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,233 -Look at this. -[bell ringing] 819 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:34,766 Mankind taking advantage of the weakened state of The Undertaker. 820 00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:38,000 [Lawler] You got two creatures of the night there. 821 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:42,200 [Mr. McMahon] Mankind with The Undertaker. 822 00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:44,500 What is he doing to him? 823 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,033 [crowd] He's hardcore! He's hardcore! 824 00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:51,566 [Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. Look at this. 825 00:42:51,633 --> 00:42:53,766 Oh, wow. 826 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,566 [Lawler] Mankind is burying The Undertaker. 827 00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:03,466 [crowd booing] 828 00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,933 -[Mr. McMahon] What's this? -[Lawler] Look out. 829 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 [Mr. McMahon] Look out down below. Look out. 830 00:43:08,066 --> 00:43:09,500 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 831 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,966 -Did you see that, McMahon? -[Mankind screeches] 832 00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:20,133 [Mr. McMahon] Don't tell me he's gonna… 833 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,766 He's jamming those fingers down the esophagus. 834 00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:29,366 -Look at that. -[The Undertaker grunting] 835 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:31,833 [Lawler] This guy is not human, McMahon. 836 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,533 [bell ringing] 837 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,799 [Mr. McMahon] Get some help on him. Do something. 838 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:42,566 The Undertaker being manhandled by Mankind and… 839 00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:44,033 [bell ringing] 840 00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:46,466 …jamming those fingers down to the epiglottis. 841 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,866 [Mankind screeches] 842 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:54,933 What a creep. 843 00:43:58,033 --> 00:44:02,066 We knew he would be… We knew he'd be deranged, but not this sick. 844 00:44:02,866 --> 00:44:04,033 [Lawler] Ugh. 845 00:44:05,299 --> 00:44:07,166 [fans whooping] 846 00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:11,500 [Mr. McMahon] Mankind taking advantage of the weakened state of The Undertaker 847 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,966 just as Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw did as well. 848 00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:16,900 But at least Bradshaw was competing in the ring. 849 00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:21,400 [Lawler] It may be finally time for The Undertaker to meet his maker. 850 00:44:22,533 --> 00:44:25,566 -[Mr. McMahon] We'll be right back-- -[Lawler] Oh, he's back. He's back. 851 00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:28,200 [Mr. McMahon] Stay with us. Don't go on a break. Stay here. 852 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,033 [Lawler] He's sticking that thing back in his mouth again. What is that? 853 00:44:34,766 --> 00:44:36,299 [bell ringing] 854 00:44:36,366 --> 00:44:38,266 That was the fourth finger, McMahon, 855 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,666 and he's shoving it down The Undertaker's throat. 856 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:44,066 -Look out. -[Mr. McMahon] And he breaks away. 857 00:44:44,133 --> 00:44:45,200 Look at that. 858 00:44:46,033 --> 00:44:47,500 What is he trying to prove? 859 00:44:47,566 --> 00:44:50,000 What's Mankind trying to prove on The Undertaker? 860 00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:54,966 [Lawler] These guys cannot control him. Get some help out here. 861 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,966 [Mr. McMahon] Oh, this is revolting. 862 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:03,533 They're dragging Mankind away. 863 00:45:05,566 --> 00:45:07,433 -Stay back. -[Lawler] He's an animal. 864 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,733 -[Mr. McMahon] Stay with us for more Raw. -[Lawler] Ugh! 865 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,666 [Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable. Let's take another look now 866 00:45:12,733 --> 00:45:15,166 at what this lunatic, this deranged individual, Mankind, did. 867 00:45:15,233 --> 00:45:16,500 [Lawler] Look at this. 868 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:20,633 Off the ring apron right onto the head of The Undertaker. 869 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,833 [Mr. McMahon] Yeah. And watch, he jammed those two fingers down into the throat, 870 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:27,433 deep down into the throat of The Undertaker. 871 00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,733 I'm not gonna say what came up. 872 00:45:31,366 --> 00:45:32,799 [Mankind yelling] 873 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:38,433 [Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable. Wait for an update next week 874 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,066 on the condition of The Undertaker. 875 00:45:40,133 --> 00:45:41,200 [bell ringing] 876 00:45:41,266 --> 00:45:46,066 In addition too, ladies and gentlemen, Yokozuna right here next week one on one. 877 00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:50,500 Yokozuna, yes indeed, against Vader, a battle of the monsters. 878 00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:52,666 And you wanna talk about a monster, 879 00:45:52,733 --> 00:45:55,733 yes, The Ultimate Warrior will join us next week in an interview. 880 00:45:55,799 --> 00:45:58,833 [Lawler] But tell them, McMahon, next week is gonna be the greatest Raw ever 881 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:02,266 because yours truly, The King, will defeat Shawn Michaels. 882 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,833 I can't wait. 883 00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:06,033 [Mr. McMahon] Join us next week, ladies and gentlemen, 884 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,866 for more Monday Night Raw. 885 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:09,466 So long, everybody. t Raw.