[narrator] The World Wrestling Entertainment.
For over 50 years, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
[Goldust] Mr. Johnson, last week, you missed the lights, the cameras,
and the action. I saved your life.
But you were a bit perturbed.
[indistinct shouting]
And now I hear you want my Intercontinental title.
Well, here it is. Come and get it. [kisses]
[intro music playing]
[Mr. McMahon] Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
Vince McMahon here along with Jerry "The King" Lawler,
and, yes, it is official, Ahmed Johnson, based on what was seen last week,
Ahmed will now go one-on-one with Goldust for the Intercontinental Championship.
Gorilla Monsoon delivers it at the King of the Ring.
You saw what happened last week, McMahon.
Remember the movie Kiss of the Spider Woman?
You know, they have the kiss of death? Well, Ahmed,
you can kiss your career goodbye when Goldust is through with ya.
On his way to the squared circle, any moment, ladies and gentlemen,
will be the man opposing Bob "Spark Plug" Holly,
here he comes, here comes "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
And conspicuous by his absence, Ted DiBiase,
who is no longer associated with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
Ted DiBiase driven out of the WWE by one Savio Vega.
We'll take you back now, ladies and gentlemen,
and show you exclusive footage.
Yes, Mother Nature did not cooperate at all
for the first attempt of the WWE to deliver In Your House: Beware of Dog.
Here we go, Savio on his way down to the ring
and from there, the lights go out at South Carolina.
Undoubted, the Strap Match took place, and Savio Vega was victorious,
which then prompted Ted DiBiase to put his career on the line last Tuesday night
should Savio be victorious, and he was.
Ted DiBiase, driven out of the World Wrestling Entertainment,
as the capacity crowd sang…
[audience singing]
[Lawler] Oh, what rotten voices. But it matches their teeth, McMahon.
[Mr. McMahon] Here you go, first round, WWE King of the Ring tournament action,
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin against Bob Holly,
should be an outstanding match-up, kicking things off here tonight on Raw.
Of course, last week, ladies and gentlemen,
if you joined us, you saw two first-round matches.
[Lawler] Yeah, that was really something,
the way Goldust and the Warrior eliminated each other.
[Mr. McMahon] Now, wait a minute, Warrior was on his way back to the ring,
you got in his way, you eliminated the Warrior.
[Lawler] Oh, come on, McMahon, don't try to put the blame on me!
[Mr. McMahon] Yeah. And Warrior's angry about it.
Also, of course, you saw, ladies and gentlemen,
the Ahmed Johnson-Vader match last week,
in which Ahmed Johnson was knocked unconscious
by Owen Hart's cast. More on that later on.
And by the way, joining us right here tonight will be Goldust
on commentary, trying to explain on his actions.
[Lawler] Well, his actions, McMahon, were heroic.
-[Mr. McMahon] What do you mean? -[Lawler] Goldust actually probably
saved the life of Ahmed Johnson with that CPR that he administered.
[Mr. McMahon] That's mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, right?
-[Lawler] Exactly. -[Mr. McMahon] Yeah, right.
[Lawler] I mean, Ahmed Johnson ought to be down on his knees thanking Goldust.
He should be grateful that Goldust actually saved the man's life.
[Mr. McMahon] How dare you?
[Lawler] Instead, Ahmed Johnson… He's like the movie Twister personified.
He's incensed, he's enraged. Somebody's gotta control this guy.
[Mr. McMahon] Here we go, back to the hammerlock now.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "Spark Plug" Bob Holly,
looking for an opportunity of an upset to kick things off here tonight on Raw.
By the way, in the event you just joined us,
tonight, a night of first,
history will be made right here tonight on Raw, ladies and gentlemen.
After this first-round match-up, we've got another one for ya,
Jake "The Snake" Roberts will battle Hunter Hearst-Helmsley in action
as well as the tag team of the Godwinns,
and Sunny is scheduled to join us for commentary, Mankind in action,
plus, exclusive footage from In Your House: Beware of Dog
part one and two.
Yes, we are breaking with tradition,
we're gonna show you exclusive pay-per-view footage
as a result of Mother Nature not cooperating.
All the confusion that resulted from last Tuesday night as well.
A conjunction with your local cable system,
we're gonna show you footage you've never ever seen before.
The Casket Match involving Goldust.
Who was planted in the casket? The Undertaker.
[Lawler] Yeah. You're talking about a first. That was one.
[Mr. McMahon] But wait a minute, from there,
never ever in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment
have you ever seen the champion and the challenger
pinned at the same time.
[Lawler] Wait a minute, McMahon, we've got the exclusive footage,
you're right, and it's gonna show you… Wait till you see the camera angles,
it's gonna show you that the British Bulldog
should be the WWE champion right now.
He pinned Shawn Michaels and you'll see it later on.
[Mr. McMahon] Well, we'll let the public decide that tonight.
[Lawler] Well, speaking of deciding, I'll tell you what should be decided,
in a court of law, we're gonna have Court TV right here on Raw, McMahon.
-[Mr. McMahon] -[Lawler] Because I've got
some exclusive footage of Clarence Mason
being assaulted by none other than WWE President, Gorilla Monsoon.
He's not gonna be able to deny that.
He should be impeached. Wait till you see this footage.
[Mr. McMahon] We said it was gonna be a night of first. We guarantee that.
Wait a minute, Bob Holly now
driving his calf down across the facial area, hold is broken.
Holly right back up. We last saw Bob Holly, as you recall, last week
being held up against a wall by Ahmed Johnson.
By one hand, Ahmed Johnson incensed over the actions of Goldust.
Right now, Holly…
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin hammering away to the back of the neck.
Big forearms, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, a consummate athlete.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, a heartless individual
if he gained an advantage, he's likely to keep it.
Then again, it won't be the first time Bob Holly upset somebody,
and tonight Bob Holly could advance in the King of the Ring tournament.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
not exactly got a winning streak as of late.
Of which, of course he, uh, gives a great deal of credit
to his former manager, Ted DiBiase, for that.
[Lawler] Stone Cold told me that he's not gonna miss DiBiase at all.
Because when it comes to managing ability,
he said The Million Dollar Man had gone bankrupt.
[Mr. McMahon] Look at this, Bob Holly!
Returning the favor, Bob Holly with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
and brings him out of the corner. Bob Holly.
Reigning in the "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
Bob Holly, who would love to be able to advance
in the King of the Ring tournament.
The only individual to advance is Vader.
As a matter of fact, he's already advanced to the semi-finals,
because Vader wants to face the winner of the Goldust-Warrior match,
and thanks to you, Jerry Lawler, there was no winner.
[Lawler] Hey, come on, McMahon! Quit trying to put the blame on me.
[Mr. McMahon] Right where it belongs, I might add.
Back to the standing position, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
hooking the elbow. Nice takedown.
-And an elbow follow-up. -[Lawler] There you go.
You know, McMahon, Austin wouldn't want Savio Vega as his chauffeur anyway.
I understand that Savio Vega went to the Bob Holly's School of Driving.
[laughs] Fifty-five miles per fender.
[Mr. McMahon] Bob Holly knows what it's all about
to be on the racetrack to sport superstar.
Bob Holly has certainly won his share of races,
and don't be surprised if Bob Holly wins this match-up.
But right now, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in complete control,
and drops him down across the knee.
And Holly may have just hit the wall.
[Lawler] Look, McMahon, he's not heartless I actually saw a smile there.
[Mr. McMahon] If you asked Bob Holly,
I think he would wholeheartedly disagree with your analysis.
Bob Holly, right now, in trouble.
Snapmare, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. What's he gonna do?
Oh, drops the knee to the chest area.
[Lawler] Yes!
[Mr. McMahon] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin…
going to the corner.
Uh-oh. This is trouble for Bob Holly.
[Lawler] Yeah, get ready with that checkered flag!
[Mr. McMahon] Here we go, and boom! That could do it.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin with an opportunity to cover Bob Holly.
Holly in a world of hurt, just as he was last week.
To win… No!
Ha-ha, don't count your chickens before they hatch, King.
[Lawler] Huh?
[Mr. McMahon] King had his head set off and his crown on.
Elbow to the solar plexus.
A follow-up, right hand,
Bob Holly with little something behind that punch,
and Steve Austin, now down on the canvas, and…
[Lawler laughs]
To the outside, Bob Holly.
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, of course, the winner of this match
advances to the quarter-finals.
Everyone trying to get to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
The site of the 1996 WWE King of the Ring tournament,
which is all sold out.
Milwaukee, looking forward to the King of the Ring,
we're looking forward to bringing you King of the Ring.
Yes, all the first rounds advances, as well as the quarter round finals.
Right here on Raw and the WWE Network,
where the semi-finals and finals… Oh, my goodness.
…will take place at the King of the Ring in Milwaukee.
[Lawler] Everybody wants to be the king, McMahon. [laughs]
I can tell you, it's good to be the king.
[Mr. McMahon] Good to be the king. Snapmare.
Bob Holly still very much in this match-up.
But nonetheless, the longer this match goes,
the more methodical, the more "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
wears down Bob Holly.
Holly must mount an offense soon, or this one's gonna be history.
[Lawler] Yeah, Holly will mount an offense
as soon as the ozone layer gets mended here around the earth's atmosphere.
[Mr. McMahon] Anything can happen in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Unquestionable. Over the last weeks, that has been proven to be true.
Bob Holly back to his feet. Holly with the right hand.
Bob Holly breaks the hold with another one.
Bob Holly with a right hand, another one!
Look at this! Bob Holly hammering away
with rights and lefts on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
Austin in a bit of trouble now.
Austin set up for the ride, coming off the rope…
-Oh! -[audience cheering]
A little telegraph over there by Bob Holly.
[Lawler laughs] Just the way he drives, McMahon.
He's such a bad driver, the cops issue him a season ticket.
[Mr. McMahon] Bob Holly in trouble,
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin off the rope and drops a knee.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin trying to put this away!
One, two, and a kick-out by Bob Holly.
Holly still very much in this race, in this match-up.
Bob Holly ready to put the pedal to the metal.
Stay with us, the match continues.
[Mr. McMahon] We're back on the night of first here on WWE Raw.
Beads of perspiration profusely pouring from the forehead
of the heartless "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
who finally is back in control.
Bob Holly mounting a tremendous offense during the break.
[Lawler] Yeah, Steve Austin is sweating like he's working for Kathie Lee Gifford.
But actually, all he's doing is putting everything he's got into this match.
He wants to advance on to be The King of the Ring.
[Mr. McMahon] First-round tournament action.
Another first-round match-up later on tonight,
Jake "The Snake" Roberts against Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
And look at this, Bob Holly still trying to turn this thing around.
Bob Holly now to the buckle, and no, he blocks it.
Stone Cold rammed into the buckle. And again.
Bob Holly wants "Stone Cold" Steve Austin on the outside, but he has to get
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin on the inside to do the damage.
And now, look at this, going up to the top!
-Oh, yeah! -[Lawler] Oh, no!
-[Mr. McMahon] …in the leg, Bob Holly! -[Lawler] Where's the referee?
-That's a disqualification. -[Mr. McMahon] Bob Holly
puts "Stone Cold" Steve Austin just where he wants him.
And Stone Cold in big-time trouble now,
momentum going above Holly, back body drop!
Bob Holly puts Stone Cold, sets him up for the ride.
From the far side now, back on offense, timed the elbow to the jaw, cover!
One, two…
Oh, so close.
[Lawler] Come on, Austin.
[Mr. McMahon] Austin now, reaching for the rope,
trying to find a little bit of safety there in the corner.
No such doing, Bob Holly moving right in.
Holly the aggressor now, Holly hammering away on the bald head
of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. And Austin shoving Holly off.
-Wait a minute. -[Lawler] Here we go!
[Mr. McMahon] Bob Holly being measured by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
The Million Dollar Dream slapped on!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin with the sleeper hold on Bob Holly.
[Lawler] Don't drive when you get drowsy. [laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] Can Bob Holly escape from this hold
as Stone Cold applies more and more pressure?
-[bell dinging] -[Mr. McMahon] Stone Cold has advanced.
[Lawler] That's it! That is it, McMahon!
[announcer] Here's your winner…
[Mr. McMahon] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will meet the winner
of the match-up this weekend on WWE Superstars
when Savio Vega squares off against Marty Jannetty.
Yes, everybody wants to be the King of the Ring.
We're gonna take you back and show you first-round action from last week.
The Warrior intent on advancing, then again so is Goldust.
The Ultimate Warrior stalking Goldust.
[Lawler] No, he's after Marlena! Look at that.
[Mr. McMahon] Yeah, sure he is.
And Jerry "The King" Lawler would go off headset.
The King now gets in between the Warrior, who was walking back to ring.
The Warrior didn't wanna be counted out. And look,
The King stalls him just in time to get the job done.
[Lawler] What do you mean? Why blame me?
[Mr. McMahon] Gorilla Monsoon, what can you say, he is really busy
making these matches for The King of the Ring. And now it's you?
-Wait a minute. -What?
-This is not made yet. -Oh, yes, it is. It's you one-on-one
with The Ultimate Warrior at the King of the Ring.
I got nothin' against The Ultimate Warrior.
What's he so upset about me?
All I tried to do was come to the aid of a damsel in distress.
You saw what he was gonna do to Marlena.
If he was gonna do that to you, I might even help you.
-Hey, shut up! -The only one who's gonna be in distress
at the King of the Ring is gonna be you when you face The Ultimate Warrior.
Tired of hearing all about The Ultimate Warrior.
-What is the meaning of that? -Doing some artwork here.
I'm tired of hearing about The Ultimate Warrior and his comic book.
His comic book's okay, McMahon, but…
His comic book could've been better if he'd used me to do some of the artwork.
'Cause I'm an artist in and out of the ring.
I've been working on the cover to my own comic book that's coming out.
Take a look at this.
That's just the cover, haven't colored it, but get a close-up.
There's… Look at the--
-[Mr. McMahon] That's the Warrior? -[Lawler] It's gonna be called King Comics
starring me and the The Ultimate Loser.
[Lawler laughs]
What do you think, McMahon, huh?
-[Mr. McMahon] I think you're in trouble. -[Lawler] What do you mean?
This won't make him mad.
We'll get this straightened out, I promise.
I might even do some artwork for The Warrior.
The Warrior joins us next week for a special interview right here on Raw,
as we head to The King of the Ring.
Enough of your artwork, King, let's talk about action.
Let's talk about action in a moment,
we're gonna show you footage
due to the technical problems with Mother Nature
of In Your House: Beware of Dog, part one and two.
We're gonna break with tradition
and show you exclusive, rare pay-per-view footage
and you're not gonna believe what happened in the Casket Match
with Goldust against The Undertaker.
[Lawler] Yeah, you're not gonna believe what you see from this man
that's fixed to be approaching the ring right now, Mankind.
[Mr. McMahon] On his way to the squared circle mat,
standing by, ladies and gentlemen, a man who knows Mankind like no other.
-Jim Ross, are you there? -[Ross] I sure am, Vince.
[Mr. McMahon] If you would, give us your reaction
to match signed for The King of the Ring,
The Undertaker against Mankind.
Well, I think that Mankind is potentially
the most dangerous man to ever step foot in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
I think at the King of the Ring, The Undertaker is gonna be challenged
as never before.
This will be The Undertaker's most intense one-on-one battle.
[Mr. McMahon] Everyone would concur with that
we'll take you back to this exclusive footage.
Both The Undertaker and Goldust lifted the lid of the casket a number of times,
and try and put the other one in there,
and finally, The Undertaker had it lifted up, and yes,
look what happens out of nowhere!
Somehow, Mankind appears in the casket,
and puts up Mandible Claw on The Undertaker
and then stuffs him inside the casket, gets on top of it, and seals it.
Until finally,
Paul Bearer lifts the casket to let The Undertaker out,
and he was gone.
The Undertaker had disappeared only to reappear the following day.
So, Mankind, not the only individual who's playing mind games here in the WWE.
That was bizarre, again, we promised you a night… Dropkick there.
A night of first here tonight on Raw.
And Barry Horowitz against Mankind
coming into this match-up, giving him credit, knowing full well
he's in there against the most deranged individual
in the history of the WWE.
[Lawler] You got that right, McMahon. You wanna talk history?
In just a little while, I'm gonna show you some history-making footage.
I'm gonna show you that Shawn Michaels is an imposter.
The British Bulldog should be the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion,
I've got footage to prove it.
[Mr. McMahon] That footage will be coming up at the conclusion of this match-up.
Mankind pummeling very hard, was almost disqualified moments ago.
Look at that deranged individual.
How did Mankind appear in that casket?
And applying that Mandible Claw on The Undertaker,
stuffing him down, sealing the casket… Look out.
Barry Horowitz from behind, trying to roll him down, he can't.
Stomped right into the solar plexus area.
Mankind maintaining his control over Barry Horowitz.
[Lawler] You gotta admit, McMahon. The Undertaker has finally met his match.
[Mr. McMahon] I think you're right.
[Lawler] Two creatures from the dark side.
But I think wherever it is Mankind comes from,
the souls are just a little more tormented there.
[Mr. McMahon] I doubt about that,
but The Undertaker is reaper of tainted souls.
Mandible Claw would leave a bad taste in your mouth.
I'm sure The Undertaker would attest to that.
Nonetheless, the match has been signed for the King of the Ring
on the 23rd of June, at the sold-out MECCA Arena
-in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. -[Lawler] Oh, watch this.
[Mr. McMahon] Oh, my goodness. Horowitz better get out of there.
Here comes Mankind, look out!
You have to come here, tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
Sunny will join us for commentary
when The Godwinn family will be in a tag team match.
And as The King stated, we're gonna show you unbelievable footage,
both the challenger and the champion of the World Wrestling Entertainment
pinned at the same time. History in the making
in a night of first, tonight on Raw.
[Lawler] Don't forget that Court TV footage, McMahon.
Judge Wapner may show up to decide what's going on here.
We gotta get rid of Monsoon.
-He assaulted-- -[Mr. McMahon] Stop it.
[Lawler] It's assault and battery.
[Mr. McMahon] To the outside, Barry Horowitz.
Mankind going to the outside as well.
Wait a minute. He's coming over in front of us.
-[Lawler] Go ahead. Get him, Mankind. -[Mr. McMahon] What's he up to?
-What's he up to? -[Lawler] Do something.
[Mr. McMahon] Mankind setting up Horowitz on the outside.
We got him yanking his own hair out.
[Lawler] Yeah, McMahon. I'll borrow some of that for your toupee.
[laughs] Here you go.
[Mr. McMahon] You know what they say. Here today, gone tomorrow.
What's that chill?
-Is The Undertaker coming out here? -[Lawler] What?
[narrator] See it.
[Mr. McMahon] Have you ever seen anything like that before?
[narrator] Feel it.
[Mr. McMahon] Only in the WWE. Can you see this?
[narrator] Touch it.
[Mr. McMahon] This building has exploded.
[narrator] Live it live.
At the World Wrestling Entertainment
Attitude Adjustment tour sends jolts of excitement
to an arena near you.
This Thursday, we take over the MetroCentre at Rockford, Illinois.
Friday, we power into the Peoria Civic Center.
This Saturday, we make our mark at The MARK of the Quad Cities.
This Sunday, we invade the Rosemond Arena.
And Thursday the 13th, we fly into the Delta Center
in Salt Lake city.
You only live once, so live it live
with the World Wrestling Entertainment's Attitude Adjustment tour.
[Mr. McMahon] We're back with the night of first
back with more WWE Raw.
Jerry "The King" Lawler just rejoining us. Where have you been?
[Lawler] I went back to the locker room area
to see where The Undertaker was, McMahon.
There's nobody back there, except Paul Bearer.
What's the deal with The Undertaker? He appears, he disappears, he reappears,
I mean, what's he trying to do? Play mind games with Mankind?
[Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. He might keep it there.
There's that Mandible Claw that renders an opponent absolutely helpless.
Barry Horowitz trying to kick out of this.
But no one, not even The Undertaker has been able to withstand
-this paralyzing hold. -[bell dinging]
[Lawler laughing]
[Mr. McMahon] Barry Horowitz, no exception.
[announcer] Here's your winner, Mankind!
[Lawler] When is The Undertaker gonna realize?
You can't play mind games with Mankind.
Mankind has no mind! [laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] I'm not sure about that,
but we will see The Undertaker in action right here on Raw next week, one-on-one,
with Davey Boy Smith, the British Bulldog,
the man that you and some others feel as though
should be the reigning World Wrestling Entertainment Champion.
[Lawler] Without a doubt.
[Mr. McMahon] We're going to show you footage of that extraordinary, historic,
first time ever a champion and a challenger
have ever been pinned simultaneously
from In Your House: Beware of Dog, part one.
Right now, let's take you up to JR.
Do you have any comments you wanna make
about The Undertaker in the King of the Ring?
I am hoping that The Undertaker
will finally stand up and show just a little bit of pride!
[pants]
Or maybe before the King of the Ring,
he will decide that there is no sense
fighting a man who has nothing left to lose!
Undertaker, you can't take my ear. It's already gone!
You can't take my teeth,
they're already gone!
But of all the things I've lost in life…
I think I miss my mind the most.
And at the King of the Ring,
you're going to lose it all!
[screams]
[Lawler] What'd I tell you, McMahon?
[Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable.
Speaking of unbelievable,
this is an opportunity for us to take you back, ladies and gentlemen.
Rare pay-per-view footage,
due to the technical problems caused by Mother Nature
and the subsequent confusion of cable systems. Here you go.
A rare opportunity to see In Your House, ladies and gentlemen.
In Your House: Beware of Dog, part one.
The WWE title up for grabs,
the British Bulldog coming into the ring as a challenger, and of course,
there's only one Mr. Flamboyant, Shawn Michaels.
The match ensued, watch this.
The first referee, back through the ropes to the outside.
Monsoon sends a second referee,
and Shawn Michaels shoved the Bulldog into the corner,
and then beautiful suplex with the second referee counts.
Shawn Michaels, shoulders down in the canvas,
and subsequently, awarded the match in the championship to the British Bulldog.
[Lawler] Rightfully so, McMahon.
[Mr. McMahon] But Michaels, the wonderment on his face told the whole story
as Diana bought the championship belt into the ring
and the celebration began.
However, the original referee cut that celebration short
and awarded the match to Shawn Michaels.
The original referee had recovered from the outside
and clearly saw the Bulldog, shoulders down.
As we're looking at the Bulldog shoulders down,
the second referee is looking at Shawn Michaels' shoulder.
There's no denying what the second referee saw
with Michaels' shoulders down on the canvas,
but there is the first referee, the original one.
He's clearly watching,
we can watch him count, look at that hand come up
a count of three.
[Lawler] But there, McMahon, there you see,
the second referee that was sent in by Gorilla Monsoon.
He saw what happened. He counted Shawn Michaels out.
[Mr. McMahon] Nonetheless, Gorilla Monsoon did what he had to do,
the only thing he could do.
[announcer] A draw.
[Mr. McMahon] Both referees empowered.
One time, the original one or the second referee, had counted
the shoulders down of the Bulldog and Shawn Michaels respectively,
and that means only thing.
A rematch has been ordered for the King of the Ring.
[Mr. McMahon] Welcome back, everyone, to more WWE Raw.
Sunny is on ringside,
scheduled to join us for commentary during the next tag team match-up.
And, of course, ladies and gentlemen, we continue to cover the controversies
surrounding the World Wrestling Entertainment title.
However, speaking of controversy, as we take you now to Goldust.
Where are you?
Hmm, I'm in my den.
[Mr. McMahon] No doubt, your den of Iniquity,
as we take you back to just last week.
Owen Hart from the top,
yes, that cast crashing down on the head of Ahmed Johnson,
leaving him unconscious.
Ahmed on his back to receive more medical attention,
when his progress was stopped by this.
Ahmed hadn't drowned, his heart hadn't stopped,
yet Goldust performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
And Ahmed goes absolutely berserk upon regaining consciousness.
Bob Holly got in his way, and then this bodyguard got in his way,
Ahmed Johnson went ballistic last week trying to find you, Goldust,
and when he does…
"I'm poor, Black,
"I may even be ugly, but, dear God, I'm here."
-"I'm here." -[Mr. McMahon] What?
The Color Purple, 1985.
[Mr. McMahon] All right, I understand.
You claim that you saved Ahmed Johnson's life?
Hmm.
Have you ever heard of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
I gave Ahmed Johnson the breath of life.
I did what any other caring individual…
[inhales]
…would've done.
A man was in trouble and I simply ran to his aid.
What did you want me to do?
Allow him to expire?
No, I didn't have it in my…
[inhales]
In my heart of gold to do that.
I only did what came natural.
[Mr. McMahon] All right, come on, Ahmed Johnson may have been incapacitated,
but he did not require mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
It gives me a great satisfaction.
Much like the same satisfaction in which chocolate gives one.
The taste in the mouth…
is exhilarating. [moans]
[moans]
And now, Ahmed Johnson,
I share that very taste.
[Lawler] Congratulations, Goldust.
I hear the Red Cross is gonna present you with a medal for your efforts.
In their opinion, you acted in the same manner
in which a trained registered nurse would've acted.
Well, thank you, your royal highness.
You see, some of the best nurses are male nurses.
I've learned some of my best techniques from them.
[Mr. McMahon] All right, come on,
what about the match-up against Ahmed Johnson
at the King of the Ring?
At King of the Ring, at King of the Ring.
It will be me and the Mighty Mandingo.
One-on-one. Oh, my goodness.
And I will be holding that golden Wonka ticket like…
fine Godiva, Ahmed Johnson will,
this time, melt in my hands, and not…
in my mouth. And in the end, he will never…
ever forget the name of…
[inhales deeply]
…[whispers] Goldust.
-[Mr. McMahon] The Godwinn family. -[bell dings]
They'd like nothing better than once again to be tag team champions.
They have their opportunity at King of the Ring.
They can have any opportunity they wanna have.
They're not gonna take the belts from The Smoking Gunns.
The Smoking Gunns are the tag team champions.
And if I have anything to do with it, they're gonna stay that way.
[Mr. McMahon] To me, I don't understand how you can do what you do.
[Sunny] How I can do what I do?
[Mr. McMahon] You go from the Bodydonnas, jump to the Godwinns,
you're co-manager of the tag team champions, now, you're…
-It's The Smoking Gunns. -[Lawler] She's the Woman of the World!
[Sunny] It's obvious I go where the gold is, babe.
[Mr. McMahon] Speaking of the Bodydonnas, let's take you quickly,
they are on the way to searching for a new manager.
-[Sunny] Impossible. -We've come to the conclusion
that it doesn't matter who our manager is,
that we can, once again, rise to the top in WWE. Right, Skip?
Zip, I've given you my word that my personal feelings are out of it.
Evidently, Sunny, our relationship is over.
Right now, the important thing, Zip and myself on a worldwide search
to find a brand new manager. We don't care who it is.
Man, woman, child, send your card, letters, or fax.
We wanna find a new manager to take us back to the top of WWE
right where we belong.
[Sunny] What are they thinking? A replacement for me?
I hate to tell you, but there is no replacement for me.
Bring in Miss America if you want.
We have Marlena, we have Sable.
We have every… The chick of the evening,
as far as Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is concerned,
no one compares to Sunny.
There's no way they can find a replacement for me.
With my looks, my intelligence, I think they're on a wild goose chase.
[Lawler] There's only one Sunny. Whoo-hoo!
-[Sunny] He knows that. -[Mr. McMahon] All right.
We have Travis in there, Tekno Team 2000 against Henry Godwinn.
Nice elbow there by Travis. Travis coming off the rope.
Caught him mid-air by that strongman, yeah.
That strong Country Boy,
and Henry trying to hold up Travis, he can't do it.
Oh, look at that.
Tekno Team 2000 coming into their own here in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
And a victory over the Godwinn family would be a huge victory.
[Lawler] That ain't the dinner bell you hear ringing right now.
[Mr. McMahon] What is it?
-[Lawler] The ringing in Godwinn's ears. -[Mr. McMahon] I see.
There you go, they like one another, that's for sure.
Godwinn family, former tag team champions, ladies and gentlemen.
They would like to be title holders once again.
Here we go with Troy.
[Sunny] Now, take a listen to that.
Not only can Phineas can't keep his eyes off me,
but the rest of the people in this building can't take their eyes off me.
-They're all chanting my name! -[Lawler] Can you imagine?
These morons have never seen anything like you, Sunny.
-I know that. -By the way, King,
I don't think that arm rest is there for your arm, thank you very much.
-He got you. -Sunny doesn't mind.
-I don't mind. He is The King. -Exactly. There you go.
[Mr. McMahon] He's The King, all right. Here we go now.
We got Troy locking up with Phineas.
Phineas has often been distracted,
though I think it's safe to say he has been smitten
with you, Sunny. All the way through his career here,
no doubt, he…
That's one of the reasons why the Godwinns are obviously not
any no longer the WWE Tag Team Champions.
-[Lawler] Look at that idiot. -[Sunny] The same look again.
Phineas can't keep his eyes off me. What am I supposed to do?
I'm sitting like an innocent bystander,
and it's not my fault I'm being visually harassed by these hillbillies.
[Lawler] Whatever you do, don't stand up. That would completely blow his mind.
[Mr. McMahon] And Phineas obviously distracted.
[Sunny] I didn't win Best Buns for nothing.
[Mr. McMahon] Well, uh, nonetheless, the match continues.
Hopefully, Phineas can pay attention to the matter at hand.
Phineas and Troy, clean break.
-[Lawler] Ew, put those arms down. -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, stop it.
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing but contempt,
utter contempt and disgust
on the part of Ahmed Johnson as relates to Goldust.
And many have stated, Ahmed is in a rage almost like that of a caged animal.
Ahmed Johnson does not appreciate anything to do with Goldust.
[Lawler] I don't know why.
See, Phineas doesn't know what to do next. He can't stop looking at me.
[Lawler] You know why? His shoe size and IQ are exactly the same.
[Sunny laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] And Phineas now-- Look at this.
[Lawler] Whoa!
[Mr. McMahon] To the buckle. Referee almost caught it.
Missed him with the clothesline. Phineas charging.
Oh! Forget about it!
[Sunny] See, he is so dumb. He walked right into that.
He couldn't see that coming?
The Smoking Gunns would've, they would've ducked out of the way.
[Lawler] That's right. Old Phineas is dumber than dirt, isn't he?
Look at him.
[Mr. McMahon] Unbelievable.
[Sunny] There's nothing in that head that's gonna make a bit of difference.
[Lawler] You know what I was wondering, Sunny?
How was that kiss from Billy Gunn?
[Sunny] Well, did you see my reaction when I fell onto the apron in Gagaland?
I don't know, I think I've been calling him Hot Lips lately for some reason.
[Mr. McMahon] Off the rope, underneath another clothesline…
Oh, look out, down to the canvas.
And Phineas in a world of trouble.
And obviously, part of his problems…
And the count is at two, and almost a count of three.
Let's go back, take a look down the Double Feature action
happening as we speak on the right side of the screen.
Look at that. Oh, my goodness.
Tekno Team 2000 landing.
I would suggest that you latch on to Tekno Team 2000,
they're quite impressive here this week.
[Sunny] Let's see if they can beat the Godwinns,
then maybe I'll chat with them later.
[Lawler] Let's see how they kiss, huh?
[Mr. McMahon] Hillbilly Jim-- I think Sunny's gonna be slopped.
We're back, the referee has moved Hillbilly Jim,
who had that slop bucket over here back into the corner.
Look at this manoeuvre, tag was made, right across…
Oh, right into the knee! Nice manoeuvre by Phineas.
Phineas using his head for sure.
All right!
And your assessment, Sunny, of the tactics of Phineas?
-What do you think? -See, he's too stupid to make the tag.
He has no idea what he's doing.
[Mr. McMahon] Why did you bring the tag team championship belt out here?
[Sunny] Where I go, the belts go.
I look better in gold anyway, so why not have them with me at all times?
Billy and Bart and I have this agreement
that, since I am the manager, I get the belts,
I get the money, I get the prestige, I get the publicity,
-I get everything. -[Lawler] Billy gets a kiss now and then.
[Sunny] Yeah, Billy will get the kiss now and then when I let him.
[Mr. McMahon] There are a lot of "I-I-Is" there.
By the way, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna show you…
Oh, wait a minute, stay with us.
Coming in, wait a minute, watch this manoeuvre now!
Tekno Team sets up, and, oh, nobody there!
[audience cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Oh, what a clothesline by Henry Godwinn! Devastating!
Henry means business,
so does Phineas, and the look on Sunny's face--
There it is, the Slop Drop!
[bell dings]
[Mr. McMahon] Joining us right now, Clarence Mason. Mr. Mason, are you there?
[Clarence] Yes, I'm here, McMahon. You have to excuse my voice.
[Mr. McMahon] Let's take you now to footage supplied by Clarence.
Here's Exhibit A.
-Gorilla Monsoon-- -[Clarence] Did you see that?
[Mr. McMahon] He touched you on the back.
[Clarence] Nah, that was aggravated assault and battery, Mr. McMahon.
He purposely tried to take me out at that particular point in time.
[Mr. McMahon] And we're looking at Exhibit C here, the same thing.
[Clarence] As you see right there, Mr. McMahon,
there I suffered the loss of the ability, I'm so embarrassed to admit this,
to consort with my meetin', Mr. McMahon. This is so terrible.
[Mr. McMahon] When we last saw you six days ago you had a neck brace on
and, uh, walking on crutches, and things of that nature.
Are you any better?
[Clarence] And as a result of that, Mr. McMahon,
my injuries have progressively gotten worse as a result of that.
[Mr. McMahon] Thank you for joining us.
And hopefully, this matter will be cleared up very soon.
Clarence Mason, take great exception to Gorilla Monsoon's eyes.
[Lawler] There you have it, McMahon. You gotta admit, that was assault.
Maybe even assault with a deadly weapon.
At the very least, reckless endangerment
on the part of Gorilla Monsoon towards Clarence Mason.
[Mr. McMahon] You and Clarence see it.
Nonetheless, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley ready to lock up Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
What a match-up that's gonna be right here tonight on Raw.
Matter of fact, Raw is brought to you by the US Army.
The Army hyperlinked on the WWE AOL site
and TV zone section to find out where you can be all you can be.
[Lawler] And is it a chocolate chip cookie or a hockey puck?
Depends. Have you got milk?
[Mr. McMahon] All right, here he comes! From Stone Mountain, Georgia…
Oh, he means business,
the master of something known as the DDT,
Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts against Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
And the winner of this match, ladies and gentlemen, advances.
If, in fact, there is a winner. Again, remember now,
you must win in any fashion in order to advance in the tournament.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
hoping to be the man who squares off against Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw,
who advanced this past weekend in first-round action.
[Lawler] I wish he'd get a job at a zoo or something, McMahon.
He wants to hang around with those creepy snakes.
Quit bringing them around here.
[Mr. McMahon] Jake "The Snake" Roberts with a psychological advantage,
as he always has, coming into these matches.
And you can bet Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is just as afraid of snakes
as you are, King.
[Lawler] I'm not afraid of snakes.
[Mr. McMahon] Are you more afraid of a lawyer?
[Lawler] Oh, give me a break.
[Mr. McMahon] Jake "The Snake" Roberts now,
ready to lock up with Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
Helmsley, although experienced, has never faced anyone
quite with the experience of Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
Now, locking up. Hunter with a standing side headlock.
Helmsley, who's had problems and continues to have problems
with "Wildman" Marc Mero,
as well as Sable, the one that got away, so to speak, from Hunter.
Off the rope and up, down goes Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
[Lawler] There you go.
[Mr. McMahon] Yeah, but Jake "The Snake"
looking up at Hunter Hearst-Helmsley,
who thinks, "I got the best of you in the first bit of the exchange, didn't I?"
With the wily veteran? No problem.
He's just gonna sit back, coil up, and get ready to strike.
[Lawler] Hunter's gonna slap that silly grin off the face
of Jake "The Snake" here in just about ten seconds.
[Mr. McMahon] Jake "The Snake" Roberts, who can coil around an opponent
much like the pythons he brings into the ring,
and choke them out. Jake "The Snake" now.
Locking up again with no standing-side headlock.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley trying to grind it out.
What sort of attack, what sort of plans
do you think and strategy Hunter Hearst-Helmsley
would have for Jake "The Snake", King?
[Lawler] Well, I would think that Hunter would outsmart The Snake.
Oh, well, that didn't work.
[Mr. McMahon] Let's see what he's gonna try now.
Nice knee-lift on the part of Jake… Oh, here comes the DDT!
Hunter is backed into that bag.
[Lawler] Get away, get away. Look out! Behind you!
[Mr. McMahon] He's backed into the bag again. Whoa!
That'll give you the willies.
Hey, wait a minute, DD… Oh, almost, again.
To the outside, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
[Lawler] McMahon, this has got to be my lucky day.
-First Sunny, and now Jenny Lee. -[Mr. McMahon] Yeah, I see.
Jenny, it's great to have you here.
You may have to go over and help out Hunter.
Not afraid of snakes, are you?
No, no, uh-uh.
Do I need to help him?
[Mr. McMahon] I've got a question, if you don't mind.
Hang on a second, McMahon's got a question. What?
What does Jenny Lee think of Hunter's rather protruding proboscis?
-What? -Ask her.
[Lawler] You're talking about his nose?
McMahon wants to know what you think of Hunter's nose.
His protruding proboscis.
He said a protruding proboscis.
Hunter's perfect. He's the man.
-You heard that, didn't you? -Come on, Hunter.
Hey, what do you think of McMahon's toupee?
[laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] There you have it.
The King speaking with the rocket scientist of the week candidate.
Brought to the ring by Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
[Lawler] Jenny, pay no attention to him.
[Mr. McMahon] And listen to this capacity crowd,
you know what they want, they want the DDT.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts working on the arm,
winds up, working on the wrist area now.
And thus far, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley has been somewhat in awe
of the skills of Jake "The Snake," and down to the canvas.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts in control as he has been psychologically
all the way through this match-up.
[Lawler] I would think that Hunter's just pacing himself, biding his time.
Yeah, he's in no hurry to polish off Jake "The Snake."
-[Mr. McMahon] I see. -[Lawler] He wants to impress Jenny.
Look at her, look how pretty she is, McMahon.
[Mr. McMahon] Let's keep our mind and our eyes right here on this match-up.
And here we go, up again and down again.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts working on the left arm and shoulder
of Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
Into the armbar now.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts would like nothing better in his career
to be the King of the Ring.
Jake has made a triumphant comeback
to the World Wrestling Entertainment thus far,
despite, by the way, his 43 years of age.
[Lawler] Yeah, he better hope he wins King of the Ring
because, for sure, this is his last hurrah.
[Mr. McMahon] Speaking of last hurrah,
Ted DiBiase is at his last hurrah here in the World Wrestling Entertainment.
Likewise, a number of other individuals also have had their last hurrah.
No longer associated with the World Wrestling Entertainment in any manner.
"Big Daddy Cool" Diesel, as well as "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon.
And it has been reported that both of these individuals
intend to pawn themselves off as the stars they once were here in the WWE.
And to furthermore, perpetuate some sort of ruse
that they're still representing the World Wrestling Entertainment
while actually under contract to a rival organization.
And right now, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley is taking an exit
as relates to Jake "The Snake" Roberts,
and Jake "The Snake" thus far has befuddled one Hunter Hearst-Helmsley
pretty much all the way through this match.
[Lawler] Jake "The Snake" keeps going for that DDT,
but Hunter's gonna have none of it. Look at that! No, no, no!
[Mr. McMahon] By the way, for more information on that reported ruse
from former WWE Superstars, Diesel and Razor,
check us out on AOL tonight and the Superstar Live.
[Lawler] Jake "The Snake"'s flirting with disqualification
when he threatens to open that bag up.
[Mr. McMahon] Hunter Hearst-Helmsley at a psychological disadvantage
keeping his distance against Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
Wily veteran, Jake "The Snake" wanting him to come out.
Come out to the middle of the ring.
Jake now locks up with Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
Helmsley better do something to change his game plan quickly,
or Helmsley will bow in defeat.
And again, with an advantage, Jake "The Snake" Roberts,
he's been working on that left arm, trying to bring him to the bag.
And again, psychological developments continue to be employed
by Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Helmsley to the outside again.
Can Helmsley figure out Jake "The Snake" Roberts?
[Lawler] He's getting angry.
[Mr. McMahon] So is the snake! The snake wants to come out.
-Will he come out? -[Lawler] No! No!
[Mr. McMahon] We're back with more WWE Raw.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley hammering away on Jake "The Snake" Roberts,
who's in a bad way in the corner.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley having his way, Jake slumping down to the canvas.
[Lawler] You can't imagine a crown on a snake, could you?
[Mr. McMahon] On this one, I certainly could.
And it would be quite appropriate.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, the King of the Ring, imagine.
[Lawler] Do you think he would have a little crown made for that snake of his?
[Mr. McMahon] What a comeback story that would be.
-[Lawler] A little robe. -[Mr. McMahon] Would you stop it, please?
Wouldn't have to put sleeves on it.
[Mr. McMahon] I can tell you this, talk about crowns,
your crown's gonna be knocked off by The Ultimate Warrior,
I'll guarantee that.
[Lawler] I'm getting sick of hearing about The Ultimate Warrior.
You said he's gonna be here next week?
[Mr. McMahon] Warrior's gonna join us for a very special interview,
and Hunter finds a mark with a knee.
[Lawler] If he's such a big comic book superhero,
shouldn't he be out fighting crime somewhere?
[Mr. McMahon] Cover! One, two, and--
A kick-out by Jake "The Snake."
-[Lawler] We don't need him here. -[Mr. McMahon] Oh, yeah.
Warrior's gonna fight crime next week, all right,
when he gets his paws on you.
[Lawler] How do you get him here?
Has he got some signal, like the Bat-Signal?
Commissioner Gordon gotta call him to get him here?
[Mr. McMahon] You've been reading his comic book?
[Lawler] Yeah, right.
[Mr. McMahon] Comic book's a little deep, too, I'll tell you that.
You have to understand all about the Planes of Destrucity.
Do you understand that, King?
[Lawler] I don't even understand what "destrucity" means.
I looked up every dictionary, I looked at every encyclopedia.
I can't find the word destrucity.
[Mr. McMahon] What about the word coward?
No, exactly, silence, silence of the lambs.
All right, coming back to his feet now, Jake "The Snake"… Uh-oh.
And Hunter Hearst-Helmsley
continuing his attack on Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
[Lawler] Wait a minute, were you talking to me, McMahon?
-Jenny had nudged me here. -[Mr. McMahon] I was talking to Jenny.
Almost a count of three again.
And you have been distracted by Jenny Lee,
much like Hunter Hearst-Helmsley has been distracted by Sable,
if not from by Jenny Lee.
[Lawler] I'll tell you this,
next week, I'm gonna have a little special surprise for the Warrior.
[Mr. McMahon] What do you mean?
[Lawler] He's so into this comic book stuff,
and he's a big comic book hero.
[Mr. McMahon] He's revolutionized the comic book industry.
No comic book has ever sold like the Warrior.
Look at this, Jake "The Snake" now, series of left hands, and sets him up.
Uh-oh. Missing with that short clothesline, and connecting.
Oh, my goodness, right in the chops,
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley with a hard right hand.
[Lawler] Wait till King Comics come out.
-[Mr. McMahon] King Comics? -Yeah.
I wonder if the Warrior gets asked out by like Mary Worth or anything.
[Mr. McMahon] Mary Worth?
[Lawler] He's a comic book guy.
[Mr. McMahon] Now with the hand around the throat--
Come on, ref, get in there.
[Lawler] What if those word balloons cause pressure on his head?
[Mr. McMahon] You just keep it up.
You can bet he's listening to everything you're saying.
[Lawler] You think he knows how Garfield smells? [laughs]
[Mr. McMahon] Okay, all right.
In addition to the Warrior joining us in,
would you say you have a presentation planned?
[Lawler] I'm trying to be pals with the Warrior.
We're gonna smooth this thing over.
Matter of fact, I've been thinking about my artwork and everything.
I may draw the Warrior a special picture next week,
bring it to him, and present it to him.
[Mr. McMahon] Right up against the chin.
That's one way to break the hold the hard way.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
[Lawler] I think the Warrior's got a good sense of humor.
Anybody that likes comic books--
[Mr. McMahon] Jake now with another right hand, a left, another left,
Jake "The Snake" with a hard right hand. down goes Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
[Lawler] That's the fist, McMahon.
[Mr. McMahon] Yes, it was. Glad nothing wrong with your vision.
What a clothesline.
Jake "The Snake" go ahead, let's see it.
Here comes the DDT.
[audience cheering]
[Mr. McMahon] Revelations about to come out of the bag.
Here we go, sets him up.
No, no!
Helmsley drives his way out of it. Nicely done by Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, going at it.
One individual advance here this week.
Whipped into the buckle, nicely done.
Hemsley drops The Snake down to the canvas.
One, two--
Oh, no!
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[Mr. McMahon] We're back with more WWE Raw.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley against Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
First round WWE King of the Ring tournament action.
Ladies and gentlemen, next week, we continue with the first round--
Wait a minute, there it is! Out of nowhere! The DDT!
Jake "The Snake" Roberts just caught Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
[Lawler] No way!
[Mr. McMahon] A cover, two, yes!
-Yes! -[Lawler] Oh, my goodness.
[Mr. McMahon] Jake "The Snake" Roberts has advanced, ladies and gentlemen.
[Lawler] What an upset!
[Mr. McMahon] He's gonna be facing Bradshaw in quarter-round action.
And next week, right here, Owen Hart, the self-professed King of Harts,
one-on-one against his former Tag Team Championship partner, Yokozuna.
-My goodness, I think-- -[Lawler] I can't believe this.
[Mr. McMahon] Snake's looking at Jenny.
[Lawler] I think Hunter's gonna need some extra-special consoling this evening.
-[Mr. McMahon] A little TLC. -[Lawler] A little TLC.
[Jenny] I can't believe this.
I thought he had him, he was coming back strong.
[Mr. McMahon] Whoa! Watch this now, watch.
[Lawler] Oh, no! Look at this, Jenny, the snake.
[all exclaiming]
[Mr. McMahon] Yes, Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
The look on Jenny's face and if Helmsley wakes up.
[Lawler] Don't look, Jenny.
-[Mr. McMahon] Oh, my goodness. -[Lawler] Ah!
[Mr. McMahon] Jake "The Snake" Roberts, victorious.
-Oh, oh, my goodness, -No!
[Mr. McMahon] Well, anything can happen here in WWE.
Jake "The Snake"… Don't tell me he's gonna…
Next week, ladies and gentlemen,
join us for World Wrestling Entertainment action
right here on Raw. restling Entertainment action