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[narrator]
The World Wrestling Entertainment

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for over 50 years, the revolutionary force
in sports entertainment.

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[thunder rumbling]

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[McMahon] Beautiful Seattle, Washington,
and the shadow of Mt. Rainier,

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known for such landmarks
as the Space Needle,

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the beautiful waters of Puget Sound,

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and tonight at the KeyArena,

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home of the Seattle Supersonics,
yes, indeed,

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tonight the World Wrestling Entertainment

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will present Monday Night Raw.

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[Lawler] Look at it, McMahon,
they're pouring on droves to see The King.

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-[laughs]
-["Smokin'" playing]

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[McMahon] And here he comes,
ladies and gentlemen,

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-the tag team title holders…
-[bell ringing]

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[McMahon] …from the World Wrestling
Entertainment,

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here comes The Smoking Gunns
being led by Sunny,

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this capacity crowd jam-packing
the KeyArena.

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They're ready for action.

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There's gonna be plenty up here tonight.

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And here comes the birthday cake
and I'm not so sure that's for Bob though,

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but it could be for The Fabulous Moolah
who is also celebrating a birthday,

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then again, Shawn Michaels
also celebrating a birthday

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right here tonight.

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Shawn and Ahmed could be
the Tag Team Champions.

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[intro music playing]

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[crowd cheering]

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[siren wailing]

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[McMahon] All right. Yes, happy birthday

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and it doesn't say for whom
that birthday cake is for.

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But there's only one individual
in this arena who's having a birthday

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and it's not Ahmed Johnson,
it's his tag team partner,

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ladies and gentlemen, it's Shawn Michaels.

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We have two champions here tonight.

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We have Ahmed Johnson.

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We have Shawn Michaels teaming up.

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And right here tonight live from Seattle,

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they could very well be
the tag team title holders.

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-What about it, King?
-[Lawler] Oh, I can't wait, McMahon.

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You know, we thought Shawn Michaels
was gonna come in here on a roll

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-but what momentum does he have?
-["Sexy Boy" playing]

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[Lawler] I think it was taken away
from him last night.

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Let's see what's gonna happen
with Shawn Michaels and Ahmed.

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[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson
suffering a broken nose

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and Shawn Michaels suffered defeat
last night at the hands of Vader.

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-[Lawler] Right.
-[McMahon] But that was last night.

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And here tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
full of himself, full of charisma,

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-and yes, happy birthday, Shawn Michaels.
-[Lawler] Oh!

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[McMahon] What a birthday present.

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Ahmed Johnson, Shawn Michaels
winning the tag team title

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that can happen right here tonight on Raw.

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[Lawler] Don't bet
your bankroll on it, McMahon.

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I can't believe though that Sunny

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has actually got a birthday cake
for Shawn Michaels.

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[McMahon] Well-- Look out. Wait a minute.

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-The Smoking Gunns coming out.
-[Lawler] Hey.

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[McMahon] The Smoking Gunns
pummeling away on Michaels,

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-on Ahmed Johnson.
-[Lawler] Yeah, it's a surprise party.

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-[McMahon] What a set-up.
-[Lawler laughs]

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[McMahon] The Smoking Gunns hammering away

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on Michaels and Ahmed Johnson.

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Michaels now off the rope and…

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-[Lawler] Whoa!
-…Michaels from behind.

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-Michaels with a kick…
-[Lawler] Whoa!

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…the chin of Billy Gunn.

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Right on the chin.

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[Lawler] Wait a minute. He's out, McMahon.

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[McMahon] And this match
officially yet to get underway.

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[Lawler] No, it has not started.

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[McMahon] I understand that
and Billy Gunn on the outside

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along with Bart and…

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-[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute.
-[crowd cheering]

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-[McMahon] Wait a minute.
-[Lawler] Hold it.

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[McMahon] Sunny…

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[indistinct chatter]

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-[Lawler] What is he doing?
--[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

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[McMahon] Could that be
an omen of things to come, huh?

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-Ahmed Johnson-- Oh, wait. She's--
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, yeah.

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[McMahon] Wait a minute. Look at this.

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Shawn Michaels turned back
just in a nick of time.

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[crowd chattering]

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-[Lawler] Oh!
-[crowd cheering]

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[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

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[Lawler] I cannot believe it.

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What in the world?

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[McMahon] Sunny, look at this.

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-[Lawler] What are we gonna do?
-[McMahon] That's one thing

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-but this takes the cake--
-[Lawler] Oh!

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[McMahon] Michaels obviously
likes the icing.

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Sunny running for cover.

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It was a set-up all along.

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-In fact, right along Sunny…
-["Sexy Boy" playing]

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…and out here with The Smoking Gunns.

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-[Lawler] Look at this.
-[McMahon] Billy is still out.

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[Lawler] What about the match?

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What?

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[McMahon] Billy is out here
with Bart Gunn.

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And Billy is-- No, wait a minute.
Billy is moving.

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-What's gonna happen here tonight on Raw?
-[fireworks exploding]

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[McMahon] The Tag Team Title Match
will resume.

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Actually, it's just gonna start.

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[McMahon] We're back,
ladies and gentlemen.

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And let's take a look at what happened
just before we left to break.

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Michaels now,
watch what he does to Billy Gunn.

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Watch this now.
Right up on the bottom of the jaw.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Billy Gunn knocked unconscious.

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[Lawler] And the match
hadn't even started.

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[McMahon] Indeed,
and then from there, watch this.

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-It all backfired on Sunny.
-[Lawler] Look at this.

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[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

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-Yes, covered in cake…
-[Lawler] No!

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[McMahon] …and as we've stated before,
Michaels obviously likes the icing

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and it's Michaels' birthday after all,

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-why not have a kiss, huh?
-[bell ringing]

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[McMahon] In any event,
ladies and gentlemen,

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in the ring right now we have The Goon,

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a newcomer here
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

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However, we are told
we're gonna get a word

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with Gorilla Monsoon in just a moment

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to find out the disposition
of this tag team title matchup.

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The Goon awaiting the presence
of "Wildman" Marc Mero.

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Gorilla Monsoon, are you there?

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Can you hear us?

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-Gorilla?
-[Gorilla] Yes, Vince. I have you.

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I can tell you right now that we're--

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We are indeed going to have
that tag team match right here tonight.

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Right now,
Billy Gunn's a little disoriented.

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-[Lawler] I guess.
-We're gonna give him some time

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to get his faculties together,

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but they will defend the belts
here tonight.

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If they don't, they will be stripped
of the tag team belts and that'll be it.

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[McMahon] All right.
Well, thank you very much.

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We definitely will have
tag team title action right here tonight.

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And I would suggest
maybe another reason for that pause is,

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well, for Sunny to get the cake
out of her hair.

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[Lawler] Oh, you think
that was really funny, don't you?

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[McMahon] Oh, no, from slump to cake.
It's all the same, isn't it?

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All right. Here he comes.

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You wanna talk about class personified,

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you wanna talk about the WWE's knockout,
one, two punch,

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you got to be talking
about "Wildman" Marc Mero and Sable.

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"Wildman" Marc Mero, ladies and gentlemen,

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last night, well, suffered the same fate
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against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
but that was a very competitive matchup--

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[Lawler] Yeah,
it was a very competitive match.

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Marc Mero, "The Wildman"
he tried to, McMahon,

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you know he tried to punch
Stone Cold's mouth open again.

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That was the straw
that broke the camel's back.

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And Marc Mero almost wound up
with his back broken.

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Stone Cold did a number on him
and I loved it.

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[McMahon] "Wildman" Marc Mero and Sable.

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You're talking about the call of the wild,

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we can hear it right here tonight
live from Seattle.

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Wildman one-on-one with The Goon.
And what do you know about The Goon?

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-We've seen him in action once before.
-[bell ringing]

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[Lawler] I know he's one of the greatest
hockey players ever.

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[McMahon] What do you mean a great player?

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Are you talking about
Gretzky signing with--

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[Lawler] Yeah, why would
the Rangers sign Gretzky

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when they could have The Goon?

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[McMahon] Because The Goon
has been kicked out--

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-The Goon is coming off.
-[Lawler] Look at this.

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[McMahon] Look at this.

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The Goon hammering away
on "Wildman" Marc Mero.

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[Lawler] That's right.

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[McMahon] And "Wildman" Marc Mero
took a pummeling from Stone Cold.

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-[Lawler] Oh!
-[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

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And speaking of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin…

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-[Lawler] Hey, man.
-…he has just joined us.

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, first of all,

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congratulations on your victory
over "Wildman" Marc Mero last night.

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Congratulations?

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What I did was open up a can of whoop ass

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and served it to Marc Mero
in front of several million people.

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You ain't got to congratulate me,
son, at all,

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because anytime I get in the Marc--

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In the ring with Marc Mero,
it spells disaster for him.

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[McMahon] What about the competition here
in the WWE, you keep begging for it.

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You had your hands full
last night with Wildman

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and then right here next week,

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you're gonna go one-on-one
with The Undertaker.

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[Stone Cold] Hey, I'm gonna give him
all the credit in the world.

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He's a big strong man
and he's gonna be a hell of a challenge.

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-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Stone Cold] But going beyond that,

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Ahmed Johnson, the IC Champ,
I'd love to take him on.

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Shawn Michaels, the World Champion,
that goes without saying.

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The only other guy
would have been Bret Hart.

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-He's here and gone.
-[McMahon] Oh, one, two…

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[Stone Cold] Well, like I said,
it'll never happen either.

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[McMahon] And what about Bret Hart?

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[Stone Cold] Well, he's gone.

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That's what the deal with Bret Hart is.

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He says he's the best there is,
the best there was

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the best there ever will be, zero.

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I'm the executioner's son
and that's all there is to it.

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[McMahon] "Wildman" Marc Mero
with a takedown on The Goon.

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And The Goon I bet befuddled

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by the wrestling acumen and tactics
of a "Wildman" Marc Mero

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when it comes to a slugfest-- Uh-oh…

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…and moves of that nature,
however, The Goon is on target.

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Oh, what a clothesline.

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Standing by right now,
ladies and gentlemen,

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-Jake "The Snake" Roberts able to join us…
-[Lawler] What?

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-What?
-[McMahon] …last night.

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-Jake, are you there?
-[Jake] Yes, sir, we're here.

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[McMahon] And Jake, you've got
the intercostal muscle contraction.

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-[Lawler chuckles]
-[McMahon] Is it any better?

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Can you breathe any better?

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[Jake] Well,
it's slow going right now, Vince.

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I've been down before.
I'm certainly not out, you know that.

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[Lawler] McMahon, I told everybody
last night what's wrong

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-with Jake "The Snake" Roberts. He's got--
-[Jake] Here we go again.

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[Lawler] He's healed, all right.
He's got barfritis.

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[laughs] You know what that is?

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He's stiffening
a different joint every night.

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Where are you calling from tonight,
O'Malley's or the Betty Ford Center, huh?

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-Where do you think he is?
-You're too much.

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[Stone Cold] I didn't know
you could tear an intercostal

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by throwing up all that hoochie.

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-[McMahon] Come on now.
-He didn't quit no habits.

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Hey, I thought Jake was gonna be here.

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-Jake? You know what?
-I called for this?

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Yeah, you called for this.
I brought you a little present

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in case you were gonna be here.

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It's your tag team partner. [laughs]

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-Recognize him, Jake?
-[McMahon] All right. Stop it,

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-Come on. Stop that.
-What? [laughs]

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You finally read the handwriting
on the floor, huh, Jake?

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Huh? You're finished.

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-You're through. You're washed up.
-[Jake] Sooner or later,

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somebody's gonna get up to see you
and hopefully it will be me.

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[McMahon] When are you
gonna return to action?

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-Any prognosis…
-Well, as soon as possible.

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They're talking two weeks to three weeks

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but, you know, we're just gonna pray a lot

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and I think it's gonna come around
a lot sooner.

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-We're doing the right things.
-Oh. [laughing]

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[Jake] We're taking care of it.
We're resting it.

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And I was a fool before
for not taking care of it

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when the accident happened.

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[Stone Cold] You're still a fool, son.

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You need to stay out
as long as possible because…

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-That's right.
-…if you do come back--

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[McMahon] Jake, we won't subject you
to anymore of this.

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-Come on. Stay on the line.
-[McMahon] We wish you well, Jake,

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and look forward to your return to action.

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[Jake] I appreciate that very much.

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[Lawler] Nice talk. Go back and hang out
with Otis Campbell. [laughs]

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[Stone Cold] McMahon, next time
you cut me off, I'll reach over

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and backhand you and knock those
silly glasses right off of your face.

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[McMahon] Marc Mero with a dropkick
on The Goon.

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-[Stone Cold] What's he doing here?
-"Wildman" Marc Mero

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who just last night had a go,
ladies and gentlemen,

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with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

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-at the International Incident.
-If I had to go, I'd kill it.

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[McMahon] Well, he-- I see.

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He's been in pretty good shape
at the moment,

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notwithstanding the dribbling
he took last night.

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Oh, what a maneuver
by the "Wildman" Marc Mero.

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-The Goon-- There we go.
-[Stone Cold] Oh!

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-[Lawler] Whoa!
-[McMahon] One…

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-[Stone Cold] A kick out.
-[McMahon] …two and-- No.

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He got out. He got out.

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[Stone Cold] What's with this Mildman--
Wildman thing?

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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard of.

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-[McMahon] What do you mean by that?
-It's just stupid.

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I mean, we all do some stupid things here.
A long time ago--

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[McMahon] He'll take a high-risk maneuver.

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[Stone Cold] Yeah, right.
It didn't work against me.

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[Lawler] I think they just misspelled it.
They meant to say, "Mildman."

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[Stone Cold] A long time ago,
you all painted the school bus

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red, white, and blue,

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and dragged someone around
to shake hands and kiss babies.

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Why don't you paint me up a school bus
and let me go around the country

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and every time someone shows up,
I just whip everybody's ass?

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-Why don't we do that? Huh?
-[Lawler laughs]

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-[Stone Cold] That wouldn't be stupid.
-[McMahon] Well, why don't you start

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-with The Undertaker next week?
-[Stone Cold] I will.

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[McMahon] You're always
screaming for more.

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You got my word. I'll make an example
out of The Undertaker.

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I give him all the credit in the world

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but if I say I'm gonna
take care of somebody,

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that's what I'd do
and that's the bottom line

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because Stone Cold said so.

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[McMahon] You're predicting victory
over The Undertaker next week?

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That's right.
And all you gotta do is tune in next week.

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You'll be here.
You ain't got to tune in, son.

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-[Lawler laughs]
-But everybody out there in TV Land,

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the lunch packers, the people,
the nine-to-fivers, the forklift drivers,

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the truck drivers, all the jerks.

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-What's this?
-[McMahon] One, two, and--

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-[Lawler] No, no.
-[McMahon] Not quite.

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[Stone Cold] Everybody out there
in TV Land just gotta tune in.

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If they'd cash their welfare checks…

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-[Lawler laughs]
-…the food stamps,

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buy a little TV,
do whatever it's gotta take

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to watch Stone Cold in action.

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Get off, get off, back it off.

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-[Lawler] Jake "The Snake"--
-[McMahon] And The Goon with--

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[Lawler] Jake "The Snake"
likes to watch the show on the radio.

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[laughs]

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Did you say Jake was calling from Atlanta?

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-[McMahon] Exactly.
-[Lawler] Is that right?

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What's he doing down there?

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Have they got
an Olympic event for drinking, huh?

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-[laughs]
-[McMahon] All right. Stop it.

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[Lawler] If they do, I guarantee you,
Jake wins the gold medal,

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silver, and bronze.

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[McMahon] And right now,
The Goon is in control

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over "Wildman" Marc Mero.

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[Lawler] Oh, Mero's unhappy
or that's probably what he is. [laughs]

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[Stone Cold]
What's with this Sable thing, right?

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What's she here for?

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-She's a distraction.
-[McMahon] She's here because--

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-A distraction to you?
-It cost him the win last night.

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I beat Marc Mero because of a distraction.

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[McMahon] And look at that,
right in the kisser,

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"Wildman" Marc Mero.

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[Lawler] He likes to kick everybody
in the teeth, doesn't he, Stone Cold?

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[McMahon] Attempted headscissor
coming off the rope and…

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-[Lawler shrieks]
-[McMahon] …back body drop.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Stone Cold] Do something.
He said he could put him away.

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He couldn't put me away last night,
that's for sure.

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00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,300
[McMahon] Off the rope,
a boot to the midsection.

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"Wildman" Mark Mero with the knee, yes.

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00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,099
[crowd cheering]

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[Stone Cold] I don't-- Oh, yeah.

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[McMahon] Had it not been
for the distraction.

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[Stone Cold] All of a sudden,
I'm Tarzan, that's right, yes.

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[McMahon] Wildman would have defeated--

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Oh, what a maneuver by The Goon.

333
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,900
[Stone Cold] What's he doing,
beating on his chest, looking an idiot?

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00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,699
He should have been in there
taking care of business

335
00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:19,433
-just like Stone Cold would've been.
-[McMahon] Where's The Goon going?

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[Lawler] Look, Marc Mero is Tarzan
and Sable's Cheetah.

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[McMahon] Here comes The Goon. Watch out.

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00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,166
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[crowd cheering]

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00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,066
[McMahon] He slipped on the icing

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or the ice if you would.

341
00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:31,800
I didn't think hockey players
were supposed to do that.

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-[Lawler] That's icing.
-[McMahon] Oh!

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00:13:34,699 --> 00:13:37,266
[Stone Cold] That's a shame,
that's the only thing he set Marc Mero.

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He had him in a world of hurt.

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[McMahon] "Wildman" Marc Mero,
perhaps with Lady Luck

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-riding on his side could have been--
-[Lawler] Look out.

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[McMahon] Wildman will take a chance.
Oh, my goodness.

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-What a maneuver.
-[crowd cheering]

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[McMahon] Lots of time of reckless abandon

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that this man uses in every match
and that's the kind of maneuver

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that almost put you away last night,
Mr. Austin.

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-With all due respect.
-[Stone Cold] Yeah, high-risk maneuver.

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But yeah, get him in the ring
and pin him, son,

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you're not doing any good
rolling around in the cake out there.

355
00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:06,366
[Lawler] And then get
a Zamboni out here and…

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00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,199
-[McMahon] Oh!
-[Lawler] …clean this mess up.

357
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,366
-[McMahon] A leg drop. We got one…
-[Lawler] No, no.

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00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,900
-[McMahon speaks indistinctly]
-[Stone Cold] God. You're killing me.

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00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,599
-[crowd cheering]
-["Wild Cat" playing]

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[Stone Cold] A fluke if anything.

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[McMahon] Sable very, very happy
and very proud

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00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:23,233
and she should be of "Wildman" Marc Mero.

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00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,666
What's she doing around the ring?

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00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,466
She should be clinging
pots and pans together, right?

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[McMahon] All right. Let's not go there.

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[Stone Cold] That's just my belief.

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[McMahon] "Stone Cold"
inviting himself out here at ringside

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00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,766
but he'd still go one-on-one
with The Undertaker next week here on Raw.

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00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,500
And there you see it, the one-two punch
of the WWE, ladies and gentlemen,

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"Wildman" Marc Mero victorious.

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And standing by right now, we've got

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the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion,

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the Intercontinental champion
all rolled into one,

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we've got the next tag team title holders.

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Yeah, there they are.

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And first of all,
happy birthday, Shawn Michaels.

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Well, thank you so much, Vin Man,
but I gotta thank Sunny even more.

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And I know, baby,
that you can't get no action.

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The only action you get
is from The Heartbreak Kid.

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But once again, thanks for the cakes
if you know what I mean.

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[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson,
broken nose and, of course,

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you suffered a defeat last night.

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Shawn Michaels,
what about taking the tag team title--

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What about a victory
over The Gunns here tonight?

385
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,000
What about a victory
over The Gunns here tonight?

386
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,166
I've had those tag team titles before.

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00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:24,966
We have news for you,
Ahmed wants a piece of the tag team gold

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to the Intercontinental Champion

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and the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion.

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00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:31,833
I'm gonna take all the straps tonight
on Monday Night Raw.

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00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,766
Cowboys, your girl can't get no action

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00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,099
but believe me, your two boys can
and you're gonna get it

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from The Heartbreak Kid and Ahmed Johnson.

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[McMahon] Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen,

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there they are, the two champions,
Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson in action

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against two more champions,
The Smoking Gunns.

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The match will take place,
ladies and gentlemen, right here on Raw.

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Stay with us for more WWE action.

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00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,500
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00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:58,066
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00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:00,233
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[McMahon] We're back for more WWE Raw.

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00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:47,099
And, ladies and gentlemen,
yes, there he is,

419
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,666
Bob Backlund continuing the campaign.

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00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,366
[Lawler] Hey, you know what?
I read today where Bob Dole

421
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,633
takes Metamucil to add fiber to his diet.

422
00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:56,433
Do you think Bob Backlund does too?

423
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,133
-[bell ringing]
-[McMahon] I have no idea.

424
00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:01,533
Mr. Backlund would be
President of the United States of America.

425
00:17:01,599 --> 00:17:04,399
Who knows? Anything can happen
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

426
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:05,700
[Lawler] How about you, McMahon?

427
00:17:05,766 --> 00:17:08,300
The last president you enjoyed
voting for was Teddy Roosevelt, wasn't it?

428
00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:11,166
[McMahon] Be nice. Freddie Joe Floyd,
newcomer here, ladies and gentlemen,

429
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,533
ready to lock up momentarily with Mankind.

430
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,766
However, let's take you back to an event
that occurred apparently earlier today.

431
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,933
There was a hearing
involving Gorilla Monsoon

432
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,200
and a number of other WWE officials.

433
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,500
Clarence Mason is representing someone,

434
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:27,133
he's trying to get
into the World Wrestling Entertainment.

435
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,233
Is it not true that my client
was charged with a crime?

436
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,366
He certainly was.

437
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,600
Is it not also true
that my client was arraigned?

438
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,833
-He was arraigned.
-And is it not also true

439
00:17:34,899 --> 00:17:37,399
that my client
was never ever convicted of a crime?

440
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,966
-Well, he wasn't convicted, but--
-There are no buts here.

441
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,766
-Look, he is…
-[McMahon] And, yes.

442
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:45,433
Nonetheless apparently,
we have no disposition of that hearing,

443
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,633
but Clarence Mason is gonna bring someone

444
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,333
into the World Wrestling Entertainment
or at least attempt to.

445
00:17:50,399 --> 00:17:51,933
And right now-- Oh, no.

446
00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:54,633
-The most deranged individual…
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah.

447
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,966
[McMahon] …in the history
of the World Wrestling Entertainment,

448
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:00,566
Mankind.

449
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:05,133
We saw Mankind just last night,
ladies and gentlemen.

450
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,466
Yes, it was at International Incident:
In Your House.

451
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,866
Let's take you back.
Goldust one-on-one with The Phenom.

452
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,933
-And what an entrance The Undertaker made.
-[Lawler] Oh, I wanna tell you, McMahon,

453
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
goosebumps were popping out
all over my body.

454
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,399
-It was chilling. Whoo!
-[McMahon] Yes, indeed.

455
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,133
And more chilling for Goldust.

456
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,500
He was positioned in the Tombstone,
ready to be planted.

457
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:26,033
-[Lawler] Oh, no. I hated that.
-And indeed--

458
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,066
Yes, he was planted, ladies and gentlemen.

459
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,466
The Undertaker driving him down
to the canvas and then--

460
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,533
[Lawler] Oh, yeah. Look what happened.

461
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,733
[McMahon] Unbelievable.

462
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,566
[Lawler] Up from the depths of hell,
McMahon.

463
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:38,100
Mankind rose from underneath the ring

464
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,366
and he dragged The Undertaker down

465
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:43,433
with that Mandible Claw
inserted into his mouth.

466
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,366
[McMahon] And then Mankind returned
but there was no Undertaker.

467
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,966
Where was The Undertaker? Mankind…

468
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,600
[Lawler] I thought
we'd seen the last of him.

469
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:52,566
-I hope we had.
-[McMahon] …continues to look for him.

470
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,166
All we saw was a puff of smoke

471
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,966
-and then again, there.
-[Lawler yells]

472
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,833
[McMahon] …The Undertaker
from behind Mankind,

473
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:03,300
emerging from underneath the ring himself
on the other side,

474
00:19:03,366 --> 00:19:05,933
and they fought all the way back,
ladies and gentlemen,

475
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,733
into the locker room,
and then that wasn't all.

476
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,500
[Lawler] They even fought into, I guess,
what Mankind use as his dressing room,

477
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,933
back into the boiler room,
back into the depths,

478
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,600
-the bowels of the building.
-[bell ringing]

479
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,100
[McMahon] And after that was over,

480
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,166
Gorilla Monsoon declared
that at SummerSlam

481
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:22,133
there will be a Boiler Room Brawl.

482
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,500
Unlike that match that started in the ring
and ended up in the boiler room,

483
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,233
Gorilla Monsoon
announced that at SummerSlam

484
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,300
in Cleveland, ladies and gentlemen,

485
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:33,100
it's going to start in the boiler room
and wind up in the ring.

486
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,866
-[Lawler] A Boiler Room Brawl.
-[McMahon] Oh, look at that.

487
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,600
[Lawler] That's right down
Mankind's alley.

488
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:39,833
He spent half his life in a boiler room.

489
00:19:39,899 --> 00:19:41,800
[McMahon] Freddie Joe Floyd
with a nice maneuver there.

490
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,166
Freddie Joe Floyd with a takedown.

491
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:46,300
Experienced wrestler, Freddie Joe Floyd
with a dropkick on Mankind.

492
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,033
Floyd with a victory over Bradshaw,

493
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,000
his first outing
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

494
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,066
-This man has every-- My goodness.
-[Lawler] Look out! Yes.

495
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:56,033
[McMahon] A little overzealous there.
Mankind stepping aside.

496
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,266
Freddie Joe Floyd, a tactician, however,

497
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,266
I'm sure he's never met
any individual quite like Mankind.

498
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,833
There's never been any individual
quite like Mankind.

499
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,600
[Lawler] That's right.
And The Phenom, as you like to call him,

500
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,466
The Undertaker is gonna find that out.

501
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,266
[McMahon] Mankind setting up
Freddie Joe Floyd

502
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,399
from Bowlegs, Oklahoma.

503
00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:16,266
-[Lawler] From what?
-[McMahon] Bowlegs, Oklahoma.

504
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,466
[Lawler] No wonder he's so clumsy.

505
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,266
One, two, three.

506
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,100
[McMahon] Oh, look at this,
Mankind all over Freddie Joe Floyd.

507
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,100
Oh.

508
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,566
[Lawler] How did that feel,
Billy Joe Ray Bob?

509
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,500
[McMahon] That's Freddie Joe Floyd-- Oh!

510
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:31,233
-[Lawler] Oh. Oh!
-[McMahon] Unbelievable.

511
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,800
[Lawler] This ain't Oklahoma, is it?

512
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,866
[laughs]

513
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:39,366
[McMahon] Will it be tonight
when Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson

514
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:43,233
make World Wrestling Entertainment history
on Shawn Michaels' birthday?

515
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,566
Will he have a birthday present?
Will they win the tag titles?

516
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,933
-Oh, look at-- Dropping the leg.
-[Lawler] I know one thing.

517
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,466
That ingrate shouldn't get anything
for his birthday.

518
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,633
After Sunny tried to present him
with that beautiful cake,

519
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,933
look what they did to her.

520
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,533
[McMahon] Oh, you know Sunny had
lousy intentions with that cake.

521
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,733
-[Lawler] What? No. No way.
-[McMahon] Uh-huh.

522
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,200
[crowd chattering]

523
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,200
[McMahon] A Boiler Room Brawl.

524
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,899
I've never seen one of those
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

525
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,666
Just when you think you have the answers,
the WWE changes the question.

526
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,300
-But right now, look at this.
-[Lawler] Yes.

527
00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:11,533
[McMahon] Hammering away,
Freddie Joe Floyd.

528
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,500
And Freddie Joe doing very well
for himself

529
00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:14,966
in the fisticuff department and-- Uh-oh.

530
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,533
Yeah, here we go.
Grabs the ankle, spins around-- Oh!

531
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,066
-[Lawler] Whoa!
-[McMahon] Got him with a clothesline.

532
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:24,266
Mankind, deranged almost in every respect.

533
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:29,500
That left ear--
Actually his right ear is a bit mutilated.

534
00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:32,033
And looks like
other parts of his physique.

535
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,633
-[Lawler] I wish…
-[McMahon] You wish what?

536
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,066
[Lawler] …Jake "The Snake"
kind of showed up last night

537
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,700
because I would have loved to see Man--

538
00:21:37,766 --> 00:21:41,233
I would have loved to see Mankind put
that Mandible Claw on Jake "The Snake."

539
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,700
You know what, that would have
probably disinfected the Claw.

540
00:21:43,766 --> 00:21:45,333
[laughs]

541
00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:47,266
-[McMahon] Upside down and--
-[Lawler shrieks]

542
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,266
-[McMahon] Oh, look at that. Yes.
-[Lawler] What?

543
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,566
[McMahon] What a maneuver
by Freddie Joe Floyd.

544
00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:53,933
And that took
tremendous abdominal strength.

545
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,333
Here comes Mankind. Oh!

546
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:59,500
Freddie Joe Floyd obviously
has studied the book on Mankind,

547
00:21:59,566 --> 00:22:01,133
who may be a bit disoriented.

548
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,366
Freddie Joe Floyd
underneath those roundhouse rights.

549
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,100
Look at this. Freddie Joe Floyd now.

550
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,533
Yes, to the back of the head.

551
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,033
Great maneuver by Freddie Joe Floyd.

552
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,399
-[Lawler] Look out.
-[McMahon] Highly competitive matchup.

553
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:12,066
Yeah, cover him.
Scissors kick, nicely done.

554
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,666
[crowd cheering]

555
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,899
[McMahon] And here we go, to the outside.

556
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:17,899
Anything can happen here in the WWE.

557
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:20,200
Freddie Joe Floyd from the top and, yeah.

558
00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:21,833
-[Lawler] No!
-[crowd cheering]

559
00:22:21,899 --> 00:22:24,466
[Lawler] I can't believe it.
I don't think Mankind was expecting this.

560
00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:25,833
-[McMahon] One, two--
-[Lawler] No!

561
00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:27,933
[McMahon] Almost a count of three.
That was very, very close.

562
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,333
Freddie Joe Floyd, what can he do now?

563
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,466
And he rolled him over. One, two--

564
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,200
-[Lawler shrieks]
-[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

565
00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:35,000
[Lawler] Where's Mankind's mommy
when he needs him?

566
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:36,966
-[McMahon] His mommy?
-[Lawler] Huh? Yeah.

567
00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,700
[McMahon] To the outside,
Freddie Joe Floyd again.

568
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:40,399
It worked once before. Will it work again?

569
00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:41,466
[Lawler] Uh-oh. Oh!

570
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,933
[McMahon] And Mankind
backing into the rope

571
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,366
and breaking the balance
of Freddie Joe Floyd.

572
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,233
-Mankind coming up to greet him now.
-[Lawler] Oh!

573
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,433
-[McMahon] Uh-oh, the Mandible Claw--
-[Lawler] Oh, he's got him.

574
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,866
-He's got him.
-[McMahon] The Mandible Claw,

575
00:22:52,933 --> 00:22:56,633
the Mandible Claw right-- Oh, no!

576
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,300
[Lawler laughs]

577
00:22:58,366 --> 00:23:00,733
[McMahon] There is no defense
for this hold.

578
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,200
It is absolutely paralyzing.

579
00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:04,733
-[referee] Ring the bell!
-[bell ringing]

580
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,666
[Lawler] I hope The Undertaker's
watching this.

581
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,666
[McMahon] And The Undertaker
has felt that very hold

582
00:23:09,733 --> 00:23:11,399
on more than one occasion.

583
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:14,933
Mankind, the only individual ever

584
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,333
who has actually very little respect
for The Undertaker.

585
00:23:18,399 --> 00:23:20,233
["Schizophrenic" playing]

586
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,733
[Lawler] You know what, McMahon?

587
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,033
You can talk about The Phenom
all you want,

588
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,266
but I can feel it my royal bones,

589
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:29,433
I don't think The Undertaker
can beat Mankind.

590
00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:33,466
[McMahon] Time remains,
ladies and gentlemen,

591
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,366
yes, to determine just that

592
00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:38,266
and, of course,
it will be a Boiler Room Brawl.

593
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,600
It'll decide who's the better of the two.

594
00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,666
And The Undertaker, of course,
right here in action next week

595
00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:45,666
against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

596
00:23:45,733 --> 00:23:47,933
-That sounds good to me.
-[Lawler] Oh!

597
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,333
[McMahon] Also next week,
ladies and gentlemen,

598
00:23:50,399 --> 00:23:54,066
"Wildman" Marc Mero whom we saw in action
a few moments ago,

599
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,266
one-on-one against The Man They Call Vader

600
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:59,233
who was victorious
over Shawn Michaels last night.

601
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,866
[Lawler] Yeah, I can guarantee you,
Vader's gonna be the next WWE Champion.

602
00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:08,366
But that's not all, next week we also got
Big Sid against Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw.

603
00:24:08,433 --> 00:24:09,733
The psycho returns.

604
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,633
[McMahon] All that,
ladies and gentlemen, is next week.

605
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,266
But right now,
look who's coming near to the area,

606
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,166
Brian Pillman, "The Time Bomb."

607
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,966
Who knows what's gonna happen
here tonight…

608
00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,866
-[Lawler] He's coming…
-…on Monday Night Raw.

609
00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:21,533
[Lawler] …he's coming for you, McMahon.

610
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,033
Here's McMahon right here.

611
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,899
[McMahon] Tonight, Monday Night Raw
is brought to you by the USA.

612
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,933
Look for the army hyperlink
on the WWE AOL site in the TV Zone section

613
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,633
to find out where you can be,
all you can be.

614
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,233
[Lawler] And by Stridex.

615
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,800
This year, Stridex presents SummerSlam.

616
00:24:39,866 --> 00:24:42,333
-Stridex, bigger is better.
-[bell ringing]

617
00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:45,866
[McMahon] And speaking of better,
ladies and gentlemen, for better or worse,

618
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:49,333
joining us right here at ringside,
Brian Pillman.

619
00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:52,100
[Pillman] Well, Vince,
if you wanna exploit my presence,

620
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:55,033
you can bet your ass I will exercise

621
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,066
my First Amendment rights
and tell it like it is.

622
00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:01,200
And who knows? We may hear the seven--

623
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,366
Not the seven deadly sins,

624
00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:06,933
but the seven words,
you're not allowed to say on TV.

625
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,233
And if I do that,
you'll be in a lot of trouble.

626
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,500
[laughs]

627
00:25:11,566 --> 00:25:13,899
[McMahon] On his way
to the ring right now,

628
00:25:13,966 --> 00:25:16,833
yes, the most bizarre individual

629
00:25:16,899 --> 00:25:19,600
in the history
of the World Wrestling Entertainment,

630
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:23,699
here, ladies and gentlemen, is Goldust.

631
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:25,500
Very aggressive as of late.

632
00:25:25,966 --> 00:25:28,733
Very little theatrics,
very little shenanigans.

633
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,000
He means business.
He wants to be the WWE Champion again.

634
00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:35,166
This man wants to prove himself
athletically.

635
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:39,699
And with that in mind, at SummerSlam,
it will be "Wildman" Marc Mero

636
00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:43,000
whom we saw in action earlier on
one-on-one against Goldust.

637
00:25:43,066 --> 00:25:45,133
And apparently there's been
a little chicanery going on…

638
00:25:45,199 --> 00:25:47,566
-[Pillman] He's building a stable.
-…behind the scenes there.

639
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,399
[Pillman] He wants to get Sable
to the stable.

640
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,833
[Lawler] That's the rumor I heard.

641
00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:51,966
[Pillman] You got it, Jerry.

642
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,166
[McMahon] Standing by right now,
"Wildman" Marc Mero.

643
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,233
Are you with us?

644
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:56,433
I'm here, Vince.

645
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,433
[McMahon] One-on-one with Goldust
at SummerSlam

646
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,399
and Vader right here next week.

647
00:26:01,466 --> 00:26:03,000
Let's start with Vader. What about him?

648
00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:06,500
Vince, no doubt about it.
Vader is the biggest cat in my jungle.

649
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:10,133
And next week on Raw,
I promise you jungle warfare

650
00:26:10,199 --> 00:26:11,766
and it's Vader who's gonna come down

651
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:14,966
with a severe case
of the cat scratch fever.

652
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:18,266
And, Goldust,
there's three things that you don't do.

653
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,766
You don't tug on Superman's cape,

654
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:25,033
you don't spit in the wind,
and you don't mess with Sable.

655
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:28,233
I'm sick and tired of you sending them
sick letters and presents.

656
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,800
It's you who's got an infatuation
with Sable.

657
00:26:30,866 --> 00:26:32,433
You wanna get my attention?

658
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,666
Well, at SummerSlam,
you got my full attention.

659
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:38,266
[Pillman] Well, he's fixing
to grab Sable and add him to his harem.

660
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:39,500
[McMahon] All right. Oh, come on.

661
00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:42,233
[Pillman] As much as I'd like to see
Sable and Marlena

662
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,233
go after each other's carpets…
I mean, jugglers…

663
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,633
-[Lawler] Whoo-hoo.
-[McMahon] And Goldust,

664
00:26:47,699 --> 00:26:50,600
one-on-one, ladies and gentlemen,
with Barry Horowitz.

665
00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:52,666
Goldust, of course--
Well, you see a little--

666
00:26:52,733 --> 00:26:54,566
[Pillman] I can't say
anything about Horowitz either?

667
00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:56,133
[McMahon] Please. Come on. Will you?

668
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,733
[Pillman] That will be misconstrued
as antisemitism.

669
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,199
[Lawler laughs]

670
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:02,666
[McMahon] Barry Horowitz now
set up for the ride, Goldust.

671
00:27:02,733 --> 00:27:04,633
Oh, and a clothesline by Goldust.

672
00:27:04,699 --> 00:27:08,066
An extremely vicious
and aggressive Goldust.

673
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,500
To the outside, Barry Horowitz,
Goldust coming right after him.

674
00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:12,500
-[Lawler] Whoa.
-[McMahon] Is this kind of the--

675
00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:13,866
Oh, down into the steps.

676
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,866
Look at this. Horowitz's in trouble.

677
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:18,366
Goldust hammering away on Barry Horowitz.

678
00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:22,600
[Lawler] You can see it, McMahon,
all he's trying to do is impress Sable.

679
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,100
-[McMahon] Goldust?
-[Lawler] Yes.

680
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,899
[McMahon] Unquestionably
is a bit infatuated with Sable

681
00:27:26,966 --> 00:27:29,800
and we have no idea what Goldust has been
writing in those notes…

682
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,300
-[Lawler] Whoa.
-…or whatever it is,

683
00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:34,733
obviously, "Wildman" Marc Mero
has taken great exception to it.

684
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,600
And look at this, to the midsection now,
Goldust hammering away on Barry Horowitz.

685
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,433
Horowitz hooked up for the ride.

686
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,166
Suplex, nicely executed.

687
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000
[Lawler] Very nicely executed.

688
00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:46,800
[McMahon] You approve of Goldust?

689
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,033
[Pillman] A fan of Goldust?

690
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,366
My God. He's building a harem.

691
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,733
How could you not be a fan?

692
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,100
I'm hoping to be a talent scout
for this guy.

693
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:55,766
[Lawler laughs]

694
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,233
[McMahon] A talent scout?

695
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,199
You've been just about everything
that there is to be

696
00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:02,199
and who knows what you're gonna be here
in the World Wrestling Entertainment,

697
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:04,033
that's the big question right, Pillman?

698
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,333
Well, you know, the great thing is,
there's only one worse thing

699
00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:10,399
than an ass-kicking
and that's waiting for it to happen.

700
00:28:10,466 --> 00:28:15,733
Can you imagine the fear in the hearts
and minds of all the WWE Superstars?

701
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:17,866
[Lawler] Not to mention the censors.

702
00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:18,933
-[laughter]
-[McMahon] Yeah.

703
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,300
We can certainly apologize for your mouth
in terms of some of your language.

704
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:24,233
The truth?

705
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,966
[McMahon] And last night
on the Superstar Line…

706
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:27,366
[Lawler] It's just a little colorful--

707
00:28:27,433 --> 00:28:29,600
[McMahon] …many state
you were out of control.

708
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,699
Well, we set some new records
here as well.

709
00:28:31,766 --> 00:28:33,699
More money in your pocket, I might add.

710
00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:35,266
-[Lawler laughs]
-[McMahon] Uh-huh.

711
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,666
Brian Pillman
at ringside watching Goldust.

712
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:39,366
[Pillman] Yeah, at ringside in Seattle.

713
00:28:39,433 --> 00:28:40,666
Can you believe this, Jerry?

714
00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,000
You got any Prozac?

715
00:28:42,066 --> 00:28:43,633
Do you know how depressing it is

716
00:28:43,699 --> 00:28:46,366
-to sit here in this quagmire…
-[Lawler] Oh. No lie.

717
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,500
-…of depravity?
-[Lawler laughs]

718
00:28:47,566 --> 00:28:49,033
[Pillman] It's a good thing
Jake's not here.

719
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,233
-[Lawler] Look out.
-[McMahon] Oh!

720
00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:53,333
Right in the back,
Goldust now, here we go.

721
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,166
[crowd cheering]

722
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,733
[McMahon] Goldust setting up Horowitz.

723
00:28:57,666 --> 00:29:01,733
And we could very well see
a Curtain Call, yes.

724
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,966
Devastating maneuver,
a cover, a count, and a victory.

725
00:29:05,033 --> 00:29:07,399
-[bell ringing]
-And, boy, he had that leg hooked fine.

726
00:29:07,466 --> 00:29:08,533
-Look at that.
-[Lawler] Oh!

727
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,733
[McMahon] Oh, look at this.
Goldust victorious over Barry Horowitz.

728
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,666
And he is more vicious than a--

729
00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:14,899
[Pillman] He's ravenous.

730
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,699
-[McMahon] He's what?
-[Pillman] He's ravenous.

731
00:29:16,766 --> 00:29:17,766
[McMahon] He's that too.

732
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:19,266
[Lawler] That's a good word.

733
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,600
[McMahon] Goldust, along with Marlena,

734
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:25,666
the most bizarre individual ever
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

735
00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:27,533
This man, a master of mind games,

736
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,699
but as of late has been concentrating
on his physicality.

737
00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:32,233
-And look at this.
-[Pillman] On hormones.

738
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,100
[McMahon] Does she ever get excited
about anything?

739
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,233
[Lawler] Whoo!

740
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,600
[Pillman] She'll be excited when that
three-way gets going between…

741
00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,166
-[McMahon] Come on, now.
-…Marlena and Sable.

742
00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:41,399
[McMahon] Standing by,
ladies and gentlemen.

743
00:29:41,466 --> 00:29:44,800
All right. We have the WWE
Tag Team Champions, I believe,

744
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:45,866
the Smoking Gunns.

745
00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:47,199
There they are and-- Oh, my goodness.

746
00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:48,633
-Sunny…
-What? What?

747
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,866
[McMahon] Well, just a bad hair day, huh?

748
00:29:51,933 --> 00:29:54,600
Oh, bad hair day?
You think that's so funny now, don't you?

749
00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,966
Let me tell you something, okay?

750
00:29:57,033 --> 00:30:01,266
I'm at it and Shawn Michaels has no idea
what being a champion is all about.

751
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,666
These are respectable champions.

752
00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:07,133
Champions do not conduct themselves
the way that those two imbeciles did

753
00:30:07,199 --> 00:30:08,399
just a little a while ago.

754
00:30:08,466 --> 00:30:11,066
Well, Billy is fine now,
I nursed him back to health.

755
00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:13,500
And we're gonna go out there
and we're gonna defend our belts

756
00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:16,800
the best we can because I'm going home
champion whether you like it or not.

757
00:30:16,866 --> 00:30:19,300
And let me tell you something,
Shawn and Ahmed.

758
00:30:19,366 --> 00:30:21,833
You're not gonna have
your cake and eat it too.

759
00:30:21,899 --> 00:30:24,500
-[McMahon] All right.
-Well, you boys brought down the heat.

760
00:30:24,566 --> 00:30:27,566
Well, now you've got it
because you're fixing to see a side

761
00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:30,633
of the Smoking Gunns
you definitely don't wanna see.

762
00:30:30,699 --> 00:30:32,733
-Uh-uh.
-Ahmed Johnson, Shawn Michaels,

763
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,066
you're gonna pay for what you did
to my brother and Sunny.

764
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:37,233
You're gonna pay.

765
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,733
[McMahon] That remains to be seen.
Thank you very much for joining us.

766
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,766
Ladies and gentlemen,
yes, the Tag Team Championship

767
00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:44,866
up for grabs right here tonight on Raw.

768
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,766
-[Lawler] Hey, McMahon…
-[McMahon] Stay with us.

769
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:49,333
[Lawler] No, hold it.
I want you to be sure and see this.

770
00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:51,866
You're gonna see the greatest thing
you've ever seen in your life.

771
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,533
-[McMahon] What?
-It's the Slam of the Week.

772
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,833
Watch this, McMahon. It's crazy.

773
00:30:54,899 --> 00:31:00,133
[narrator] And now, supersize Stridex
presents the biggest Slam of the Week.

774
00:31:00,199 --> 00:31:01,699
-[crowd cheering]
-[JR] Sweet Chin Music is--

775
00:31:01,766 --> 00:31:04,466
[McMahon] There he is,
he's warming up the scene.

776
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:05,866
Here he comes.

777
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:07,899
-[JR] Oh, Vader.
-[crowd chattering]

778
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,566
[JR] Cornette in the back
with Shawn's foot.

779
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,166
[McMahon] Cornette grabbed his foot
and yanked it out from under him.

780
00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,633
[Lawler] Look at Lothario punching Jimmy.

781
00:31:14,733 --> 00:31:16,933
Cornette got knocked out. The bomb!

782
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,133
-[McMahon] Oh!
-[JR] Vader Bomb, Vader Bomb!

783
00:31:19,199 --> 00:31:21,199
[McMahon] One, two!

784
00:31:21,266 --> 00:31:22,166
[crowd cheering]

785
00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:23,899
-[Lawler] What about that, McMahon?
-[bell ringing]

786
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:26,266
[narrator] The biggest Slam of the Week
was brought to you by

787
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,033
super strong, supersize, Stridex.

788
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,833
Bigger is better.

789
00:31:30,466 --> 00:31:32,633
At SummerSlam,
the site of the Boiler Room Brawl

790
00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:36,100
and the site, ladies and gentlemen,
when The Man They Call Vader

791
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,933
goes one-on-one

792
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,966
for the World Wrestling Entertainment
Championship against Shawn Michaels.

793
00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:45,300
[Cornette] Let me ask you a question,
Vince McMahon,

794
00:31:45,366 --> 00:31:46,966
and I want you to answer truthfully.

795
00:31:47,033 --> 00:31:50,300
Who won the Six-Man Tag Match
at In Your House, huh?

796
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,733
Who won?

797
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,100
I think Mr. Vader had
a little help with you…

798
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:56,000
-No. Hey, hey.
-…holding the ankle, I believe…

799
00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:57,333
-Hey!
-…of Shawn Michaels?

800
00:31:57,399 --> 00:32:00,966
When I asked you what time it is,
don't tell me how to make the watch.

801
00:32:01,033 --> 00:32:02,666
Who won the match?

802
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Vader.

803
00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:08,600
That is exactly why we want
Gorilla Monsoon to demand it,

804
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,166
that Vader may be the next in line for

805
00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:12,500
a World Wrestling Entertainment
title shot.

806
00:32:12,566 --> 00:32:15,633
And let me ask Shawn Michaels
one question.

807
00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:18,066
And, Shawn, I want you to think back
in your memory.

808
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:20,600
Remember when you went
to grade school, Shawn,

809
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,666
at recess or lunchtime
out on the playground,

810
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,699
there was always one guy
that hid behind a tree.

811
00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:29,899
And when you walked by,
he snatched your lunch money

812
00:32:29,966 --> 00:32:34,666
or he took your brand new football
or maybe he took that shiny new notebook.

813
00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:38,266
Well, that kid
was The Man They Call Vader.

814
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,666
Only now, he's all grown up.

815
00:32:40,733 --> 00:32:41,899
-He's full-grown.
-Yeah.

816
00:32:41,966 --> 00:32:44,533
As a matter of fact, he's overgrown.

817
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,800
And he's coming after a shiny new football

818
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:50,366
called the World Wrestling
Entertainment title.

819
00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:54,133
And at SummerSlam, Shawn Michaels,
he's gonna pick you upside down

820
00:32:54,199 --> 00:32:56,066
and he's gonna shake you for change

821
00:32:56,133 --> 00:33:00,233
because he's the biggest bully
on the whole block in the WWE.

822
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,533
And anybody out there
hearing the sound of my voice,

823
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,166
whether it'd be a ditch digger,
construction worker, truck driver,

824
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:10,533
there ain't nobody that can whip him
because he's the baddest man walking.

825
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,033
And, Shawn Michaels,
you have lived and dreamed long enough.

826
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:16,833
At SummerSlam on August 18th,

827
00:33:16,899 --> 00:33:20,233
you're gonna step headlong
into the biggest nightmare

828
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,633
of your stinking punk life.

829
00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:26,933
And the new champion
will be The Man That They Call Vader!

830
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,966
[rock music playing]

831
00:33:30,033 --> 00:33:31,533
There you have it.

832
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,666
Wow!

833
00:33:33,966 --> 00:33:36,300
[Lawler] That's telling it
like it is right there.

834
00:33:37,866 --> 00:33:41,166
You people are looking at the next
champion right now, no doubt about it,

835
00:33:41,233 --> 00:33:44,600
SummerSlam, August 18th,
Cleveland, Ohio, Gund Arena.

836
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,733
That man is gonna be victorious
over that punk Shawn Michaels.

837
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,633
He'll make a greased pot out of him.

838
00:33:50,699 --> 00:33:52,333
I can't wait to see it.

839
00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:58,433
The Man They Call Vader,
the next WWE champ.

840
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,733
[narrator] They have come
from all corners of the globe,

841
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:06,699
the world's greatest athletes
in pursuit of gold.

842
00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:12,766
They will run fast, throw farther,

843
00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:17,900
and jump higher than ever before.

844
00:34:19,066 --> 00:34:21,333
Witness their illustrious quest for gold,

845
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,966
World Wrestling Entertainment gold,

846
00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:28,600
when Stridex presents WWE SummerSlam,
August 18th on pay-per-view.

847
00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:32,966
[McMahon] Well, that's not exactly
the Olympics but it is SummerSlam.

848
00:34:33,033 --> 00:34:35,100
And it's the World Wrestling Entertainment

849
00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,966
and everybody's going for the gold,
no doubt about that.

850
00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:40,333
And speaking of the gold,
here they come again,

851
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,299
Intercontinental Champion, World Wrestling
Entertainment Champion together,

852
00:34:44,366 --> 00:34:46,100
Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson

853
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,333
could very well be
the next tag team champion.

854
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,733
[Lawler] Yeah. But, you know,
when you were standing up there

855
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:52,766
with Cornette and Vader,
you looked a little scared,

856
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,366
as a matter of fact, you looked
a little bit like Robert Downey Jr.

857
00:34:55,433 --> 00:34:56,433
standing up there.

858
00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:00,700
How does it feel standing next
to the next WWE Champion?

859
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,666
[McMahon] Well, I sort of wonder
what would stop Vader

860
00:35:04,733 --> 00:35:07,400
in his attempt to become the World
Wrestling Entertainment Champion.

861
00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:09,133
[Lawler] Nothing, nothing,
nothing can stop him.

862
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,299
-He's unstoppable.
-[McMahon] And you might be right.

863
00:35:11,366 --> 00:35:14,133
-["Sexy Boy" playing]
-♪ Whenever I'm around… ♪

864
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,666
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels
and Ahmed Johnson.

865
00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:21,633
Here comes Sunny back in a--
Sunny along with The Smoking-- Look out.

866
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:24,566
-Here they come. Oh, look at this.
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby.

867
00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:26,766
[McMahon] The Smoking Gunns mean business.

868
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,133
[bell ringing]

869
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,500
[McMahon] And we're picking up
right where we left of.

870
00:35:30,566 --> 00:35:33,833
Ahmed Johnson and Michaels
however saw them coming.

871
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:36,500
Look at this.
Oh, yeah, double clothesline.

872
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,033
Ahmed all over Billy and Bart to the out--

873
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,900
No, Billy, Bart taking a powder
to the outside.

874
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:41,966
[Lawler] Whoo!

875
00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:45,566
I don't know what--
Whatever Sunny's strategy was,

876
00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:47,666
it's not working yet.

877
00:35:47,733 --> 00:35:50,033
You're gonna have to change
the game plan, baby.

878
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,333
[McMahon] Sunny…

879
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,433
Get them away from me, referee.

880
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,000
[McMahon] …having a very bad hair day
for sure.

881
00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:02,833
And Billy and Bart, the tag team champions
trying to hold on to the title.

882
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,533
[Lawler] This is a crime, McMahon.
Look at that.

883
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,400
She didn't even have time
to pre-fix her hair.

884
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:08,033
-And I think there's some…
-[McMahon] Uh-oh.

885
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,600
-[Lawler] What?
-[McMahon] Shawn Michaels…

886
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:11,299
[Lawler] I think there's some icing
down in her…

887
00:36:11,366 --> 00:36:12,533
I don't know who he thinks he is.

888
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,600
[McMahon] Never mind.

889
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:16,066
-[Lawler] I can get that out of her…
-[McMahon] You just sit right here.

890
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,600
Thank you.
I don't think she needs any help.

891
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,733
We are live, ladies and gentlemen,
from Seattle, Washington.

892
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,866
Just as we will be live
as a matter of fact,

893
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:25,000
tomorrow night in Yakima, Washington.

894
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:29,666
And Spokane on Wednesday night
live WWE Action.

895
00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:36,066
San Francisco gets set Thursday night
at the Cow Palace live WWE Action.

896
00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:40,433
And then winding up weekend
Friday night in Fresno, California.

897
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,766
And Saturday night is all right
for fighting in Anaheim

898
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:47,033
the setting
of this past year's WrestleMania.

899
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,933
The pod-- Oh, here we go.

900
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,600
We have a quick roll-up, two,
and a kickout by Billy.

901
00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,400
Michaels now from the other side.

902
00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:55,466
[Lawler] Whoa!

903
00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:57,400
[McMahon] And Michaels
connecting with the right hand.

904
00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:58,500
And another one.

905
00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:04,000
Michaels now with Billy,
clothesline over the top to the outside.

906
00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:05,966
[Lawler] Hold it, McMahon,
this is not right.

907
00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:07,833
This should not be a title match.

908
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,500
He's still disoriented from that kick
before the match ever started.

909
00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:11,866
[McMahon] Come on. Wait a minute now.

910
00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:14,066
What about last week
when Michaels put his title up for--

911
00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:16,533
Ahmed had his title
up for grabs as well, what about it?

912
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,600
[Lawler] Somebody ought to
investigate Monsoon.

913
00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:21,266
This is a Gorilla Monsoon
conspiracy if you ask me.

914
00:37:22,633 --> 00:37:23,633
Look at that showboat.

915
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,000
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels a showboat,
there's no question about it.

916
00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:28,000
[Lawler] Yeah,
and Vader's gonna stink him.

917
00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:30,733
Oh, I hope he comes over here.
I'll slap his teeth out myself.

918
00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:32,500
-[McMahon] You will, huh?
-[Lawler] Yeah.

919
00:37:32,566 --> 00:37:34,299
-[McMahon] Michaels rolling back in.
-[Lawler] Yeah.

920
00:37:34,366 --> 00:37:36,100
[McMahon] When it's time
to take care of business,

921
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,600
he's ready to do just that.

922
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,366
[crowd chattering]

923
00:37:39,433 --> 00:37:42,066
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels,
the most charismatic…

924
00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:44,900
-[Lawler] Look out.
-[McMahon] …WWE Champion ever lived.

925
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,100
And, yeah, arm drag takedown.

926
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,366
[crowd cheering]

927
00:37:51,366 --> 00:37:55,700
[McMahon] And, Mr. Lawler,
you may not like Shawn Michaels' tactics

928
00:37:55,766 --> 00:37:57,333
but he's definitely fun
to watch in action.

929
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,033
Look at the broken nose of Ahmed Johnson.

930
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:02,033
[Lawler] I thought that was sunscreen,
but then why would he need that for.

931
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,100
Oh!

932
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:06,466
[McMahon] Driving a knee to the rib area.
Shawn Michaels.

933
00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:10,433
Here comes the powerful Ahmed Johnson.

934
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,333
[Lawler] Oh, no, uh-uh.

935
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,400
Get out of there, Billy.

936
00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,400
[McMahon] Oh, yeah,
the Pearl River Powerhouse.

937
00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:17,033
[Lawler] He's trying to break Billy's arm.

938
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:18,933
[McMahon] And Billy Gunn
having great difficulty.

939
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,466
Yes, indeed.

940
00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:24,733
Oh, oh, yeah,
Ahmed Johnson all over Billy Gunn.

941
00:38:24,799 --> 00:38:29,400
Ahmed Johnson and Shawn Michaels trying
to become the WWE Tag Team Champions

942
00:38:29,466 --> 00:38:30,466
right here tonight on Raw…

943
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:31,933
-[Lawler] No, no, no.
-…live from Seattle.

944
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,433
-Stay with us.
-[Lawler] Stay away from him.

945
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,366
[McMahon] Welcome back, everyone.

946
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,400
Yes, we are live
from Seattle, the KeyArena,

947
00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:39,600
Seattle, Washington,
setting for Monday Night Raw,

948
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:43,100
the tag team title is up for grabs,
The Smoking Gunns, champions,

949
00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,766
against Shawn Michaels and Ahmed Johnson,
champions in their own right.

950
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:50,633
And tonight on Shawn Michaels' birthday,
they may walk out with all the gold.

951
00:38:51,466 --> 00:38:53,200
[Lawler] I can't believe this, McMahon.

952
00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:55,066
-Come on, Billy.
-[McMahon] And a slam by Billy Gunn.

953
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,233
[Lawler] There you go.

954
00:38:56,299 --> 00:38:58,533
[McMahon] Billy Gunn tagging in Bart.
Here comes Bart.

955
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,633
-And, Bart, no, that's gonna be over.
-[Lawler] Oh, no.

956
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:03,766
[McMahon] Michaels lightning like quick,
just seemingly quick.

957
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:06,533
Here comes Ahmed Johnson,
the big powerhouse here.

958
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,633
Wait a minute.

959
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,000
-What is going on here?
-[Lawler] What?

960
00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:10,333
[McMahon] Sunny circling the wagons.

961
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,000
He's up to no good.
Ahmed Johnson back to the corner.

962
00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:16,333
Ahmed turning Bart around.

963
00:39:17,366 --> 00:39:20,000
What an unbelievable threesome
we saw last night

964
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,966
with Ahmed Johnson and Sycho Sid.

965
00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:24,666
-[Lawler] Yeah.
-[McMahon] Oh, my goodness.

966
00:39:24,733 --> 00:39:29,333
Sid unbelievable
just last night in Vancouver.

967
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,000
Oh, what a clothesline.

968
00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:32,633
[Lawler] You know yourself, McMahon,

969
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,833
that Sycho Sid needs
to be re-institutionalized.

970
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,000
[McMahon] And Ahmed-- Oh, look out.

971
00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:39,633
Oh!

972
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,700
[Lawler] Oh, man, that was nice.

973
00:39:41,766 --> 00:39:45,200
[McMahon] Gorilla Monsoon announcing
the WWE title up for grabs at SummerSlam.

974
00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,533
And, by the way, ladies and gentlemen,
we mentioned earlier

975
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,133
that it's gonna held at the Gund Arena,
yes, in Cleveland, Ohio.

976
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,166
There's the number
for those of you who wishing to join us.

977
00:39:54,233 --> 00:40:00,100
Ticket information and tickets are going
real fast for this one, 216-241-5555.

978
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:03,533
The Gund Arena, Cleveland,
the setting for SummerSlam,

979
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,033
and I can't wait to get to Cleveland.

980
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,533
[Lawler] If you don't get
your tickets now,

981
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,233
it's just gonna be like trying to get
to a Cleveland Indians game,

982
00:40:09,299 --> 00:40:10,733
those tickets are gonna be gone.

983
00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:12,266
[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson.

984
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:13,600
Oh, yeah.

985
00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:16,200
[crowd cheering]

986
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,233
[McMahon] Ahmed reaching to tag.

987
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,033
Yes, here we go.

988
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,733
We can almost feel it,
ladies and gentlemen.

989
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:23,833
-[Lawler] No.
-[McMahon] Yes.

990
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,433
The new champion
is about ready to be crowned.

991
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,533
[Lawler] No, no.

992
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,966
[McMahon] One, two,
he got him-- No, he didn't.

993
00:40:29,033 --> 00:40:31,000
[crowd chattering]

994
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:32,166
[McMahon] Michaels…

995
00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:33,633
[crowd chattering]

996
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,333
[McMahon] Uh-oh.
Look out, reversal nicely done.

997
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,200
Billy Gunn coming out of the corner
over the head.

998
00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:39,233
Oh, yeah.

999
00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:44,566
Shawn Michaels,
oh, look at this, maneuver if you will.

1000
00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:45,733
Yeah.

1001
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,033
Shawn Michaels off the rope
and back up again.

1002
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,166
Look at this.

1003
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:52,299
Oh, wait, no.

1004
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,366
[Lawler] Yes.

1005
00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:58,700
[McMahon] And Shawn Michaels' throat
right across the top rope, thanks to Bart.

1006
00:40:58,766 --> 00:41:00,400
[Lawler] That was nice.

1007
00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:02,000
We were talking about the--
Oh, look, look.

1008
00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:04,566
[McMahon] José Lothario
looking on with concern as he did

1009
00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:08,200
just last night when he saw
Shawn Michaels pinned by Vader.

1010
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,100
[Lawler] I can--
I can assure you one thing,

1011
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,299
that when it's Senor Taco's birthday cake,

1012
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,966
it had to have a fire permit
to light on his birthday candles.

1013
00:41:15,033 --> 00:41:16,799
-[McMahon] Oh!
-[Lawler] Oh!

1014
00:41:16,866 --> 00:41:18,866
[crowd chattering]

1015
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:23,266
[McMahon] And who knows
what's gonna happen here tonight live.

1016
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,833
Who knows, ladies and gentlemen?

1017
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,333
Could it be that Shawn Michaels
and Ahmed Johnson become champions?

1018
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,900
Oh, wait a minute, look at this.

1019
00:41:29,966 --> 00:41:32,700
How much punishment
can Shawn Michaels take?

1020
00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:35,133
-[Lawler] Just a little more I hope.
-[McMahon] All right. Here we go.

1021
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,600
A bit of a replay now. Watch this.
Here's the first maneuver.

1022
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:39,366
Michaels-- No, this is the second now.

1023
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,033
Bart reaching out for Michaels
and then sliding him down

1024
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,266
right across the throat.

1025
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,533
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[McMahon] Oh, no.

1026
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,700
[Lawler] Yeah.

1027
00:41:45,766 --> 00:41:47,533
[McMahon] Unbelievable impact.

1028
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,633
-[Lawler laughing]
-[McMahon] Bart now with Michaels.

1029
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,500
Tag was made behind Shawn Michaels.

1030
00:41:51,566 --> 00:41:53,500
Billy Gunn, the legal man. Uh-oh.

1031
00:41:53,566 --> 00:41:55,799
Oh, wait a minute.
Get him out of there, ref.

1032
00:41:55,866 --> 00:41:57,333
Get Bart out of there.

1033
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,366
[Lawler] Come on, McMahon.
Sit back and enjoy it.

1034
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:03,266
[McMahon] A cover, a count,
and a kickout by Michaels.

1035
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,866
Shawn Michaels will not quit.

1036
00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:07,333
-There's no quit in him whatsoever.
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, he'll quit.

1037
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,066
We were talking
about the Cleveland Indians,

1038
00:42:09,133 --> 00:42:10,333
-Eddie Murray's gone…
-[McMahon] Oh!

1039
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,200
…and Shawn Michaels
is expected to be gone from this match.

1040
00:42:13,266 --> 00:42:14,666
[crowd cheering]

1041
00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:17,666
[Lawler] What? What now?

1042
00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:19,299
[McMahon] Listen to this capacity crowd.

1043
00:42:19,366 --> 00:42:23,633
Ahmed Johnson getting him up,
trying to help his tag team partner

1044
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:25,533
Michaels, and looks like it's happened.

1045
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,700
[crowd cheering]

1046
00:42:27,766 --> 00:42:28,966
-[Lawler] No.
-[McMahon] Here we go.

1047
00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:31,533
Michaels-- Look out,
Shawn Michaels all the way down.

1048
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,000
-[Lawler] Yes.
-[McMahon] Unbelievable.

1049
00:42:33,066 --> 00:42:35,500
-What impact.
-[Lawler] Yes.

1050
00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:37,266
That was a thing of beauty.

1051
00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,533
-That was almost the prettiest…
-[McMahon] Oh, wait a minute.

1052
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,566
Bart over there with cheap shots
behind the official's back.

1053
00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:43,866
[Lawler] What? I don't see anything.

1054
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:48,466
[McMahon] And throws Shawn Michaels
right back in.

1055
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,633
Billy Gunn now
with an opportunity to capitalize

1056
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,933
on all the damage
that was done to Michaels

1057
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,799
just last night
in that six-man matchup by The Bulldog,

1058
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,533
by Owen Hart, and of course
by The Man They Call Vader.

1059
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,900
[Lawler] Yeah,
the next WWE Champion, Vader.

1060
00:43:02,966 --> 00:43:05,433
[crowd chattering]

1061
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,400
[McMahon] Michaels-- Look at this.

1062
00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:10,200
[Lawler] And you know what--
you know what, McMahon…

1063
00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:11,666
[McMahon] Cover. Wait a minute. One, two…

1064
00:43:11,733 --> 00:43:13,200
-[Lawler] Whoa!
-…and another kickout.

1065
00:43:13,266 --> 00:43:16,733
[Lawler] You think it's tough
to interview Jimmy Cornette now?

1066
00:43:16,799 --> 00:43:18,133
You think he's a loudmouth now?

1067
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,100
Wait till Vader becomes the champion.

1068
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,533
He'll be out here on Raw
every Monday night.

1069
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,100
He'll be out here doing commentary.

1070
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,733
As a matter of fact, he'll probably
take your spot on the show, McMahon.

1071
00:43:26,799 --> 00:43:28,333
[crowd cheering]

1072
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,766
[Lawler] Cornette and the team,
that will be great.

1073
00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:34,633
[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson reaching
in a nick of time to Shawn Michaels.

1074
00:43:35,733 --> 00:43:37,933
Michaels coming closer and closer.

1075
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,133
[crowd cheering]

1076
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,900
[McMahon] Ahmed, wait a minute.

1077
00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,733
-Bart is talking to the official.
-[Lawler] No, no.

1078
00:43:43,799 --> 00:43:45,533
-[McMahon] A tag was made.
-[Lawler] Hey, referee.

1079
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,299
[McMahon] And the official… Oh, no.

1080
00:43:47,366 --> 00:43:50,200
Oh, come on, turn around, turn around--

1081
00:43:50,266 --> 00:43:52,766
[Lawler] That's good officiating.
You can't call what you don't see.

1082
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:55,133
[McMahon] Wait a minute.
José Lothario complaining.

1083
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,200
[crowd chattering]

1084
00:43:58,366 --> 00:44:02,866
[McMahon] José Lothario
complaining to the official.

1085
00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:05,200
And this thing is getting out of the hand.

1086
00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:07,500
Who know what
they're gonna do to Shawn Michaels?

1087
00:44:07,566 --> 00:44:09,666
The Smoking Gunns and Sunny…

1088
00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,500
[Lawler] Look what--
Look what Sunny's gonna do.

1089
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:12,700
Look what Sunny's gonna do.

1090
00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:17,966
[narrator] We got shocking late
breaking news on the WWE Superstar Line

1091
00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:21,500
at 1-900-737-4WWE.

1092
00:44:21,566 --> 00:44:24,666
Will SummerSlam
be The Undertaker's last match

1093
00:44:24,733 --> 00:44:27,100
in the World Wrestling Entertainment?

1094
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:29,100
For all the details, call option six.

1095
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,833
It's only $1.49 per minute.

1096
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:34,000
Kids, you must be 18 years of age
or have your parents' permission

1097
00:44:34,066 --> 00:44:36,233
before calling, but call now.

1098
00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:40,066
[McMahon] We are back,
ladies and gentlemen, and we're live,

1099
00:44:40,133 --> 00:44:42,766
yes, from the KeyArena,
Seattle, Washington.

1100
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:45,500
And Shawn Michaels
finally just got a break,

1101
00:44:45,566 --> 00:44:48,033
trying to make the tag now
to Ahmed Johnson.

1102
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:50,633
Can he do it? He's been tapping
all the way through the break.

1103
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:51,533
[Lawler] Stop him!

1104
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,266
[McMahon] Michaels was pummeled
and beaten. Oh, my goodness.

1105
00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:56,366
And Bart Gunn
stops his progress right there.

1106
00:44:56,433 --> 00:44:57,866
[Lawler] Oh, yeah. This was great.

1107
00:44:57,933 --> 00:44:59,700
I just wish the fans could have seen

1108
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:01,633
what we saw,
like you said, during the break.

1109
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,633
He took the beating of a lifetime
and he's gonna continue to take it.

1110
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:06,299
-[McMahon] Here we go.
-[Lawler] Look at this.

1111
00:45:06,366 --> 00:45:08,500
[McMahon] Look at this.
Oh, what a right hand.

1112
00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:11,000
[crowd cheering]

1113
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:14,799
[McMahon] Billy Gunn
over his tag team partner's back.

1114
00:45:14,866 --> 00:45:16,500
-Oh, wait a minute.
-[Lawler] You know what,

1115
00:45:16,566 --> 00:45:19,366
if Monsoon was really a fair man,

1116
00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,266
-he would have hit Ahmed…
-[McMahon] One, two…

1117
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:23,233
-[Lawler] He's gonna get him.
-…and three. No.

1118
00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:24,900
[Lawler] He would have--
Ahmed and Shawn Michaels

1119
00:45:24,966 --> 00:45:26,866
had their belts at stake also,

1120
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,600
-that would have been fair.
-[McMahon] No.

1121
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,966
No, do you remember that happened
just last week?

1122
00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:33,033
[Lawler] No, I mean,
in this match right here.

1123
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,933
-[McMahon] Oh, come on, please.
-I'm talking about this match.

1124
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,766
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn.

1125
00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:42,433
Michaels must make the tag
to Ahmed Johnson.

1126
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,600
And the Gunns thus far
have been doing an excellent job

1127
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,400
of keeping Michaels
away from his own corner.

1128
00:45:47,466 --> 00:45:50,133
They've cut the ring off,
and really did a number on Michaels.

1129
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,200
[Lawler] That's right.

1130
00:45:51,266 --> 00:45:54,933
These guys are brothers
and lifelong tag team partners, McMahon.

1131
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,133
Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson, and
a couple of johnny-come-lately's.

1132
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,866
[McMahon] Michaels trying to make a move.

1133
00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:02,766
This capacity crowd
bringing Shawn Michaels alive,

1134
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,900
ladies and gentlemen.

1135
00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:06,466
Packed to the rafters,
it's Michaels and his clique,

1136
00:46:06,533 --> 00:46:08,700
and Michaels and his clique have been one.

1137
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,400
Coming off now and--
Uh-oh, wait a minute. Yeah.

1138
00:46:10,466 --> 00:46:12,100
[Lawler] Oh, no. Oh!

1139
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,166
[crowd cheering]

1140
00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:17,266
[McMahon] Now is the time, make the tag.

1141
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,033
[Lawler] Do something, Sunny.

1142
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,666
[crowd cheering]

1143
00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:25,266
-[McMahon] Shawn…
-[Lawler] No, no, Sunny.

1144
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:26,466
[McMahon] …getting closer.

1145
00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:29,066
If he tags Ahmed in,
it could be all she wrote…

1146
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,000
-The tag was made.
-[crowd cheering]

1147
00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:35,766
-[McMahon] Oh, no.
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, yeah.

1148
00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:37,966
[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson…

1149
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,933
[Lawler] He's gone nuts, McMahon.

1150
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,666
[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson with Billy,
and Billy coming off and-- Oh!

1151
00:46:46,733 --> 00:46:50,066
[Lawler] He's breaking
Sycho Sid right now.

1152
00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,500
-Stop him.
-[McMahon] Oh, no, wait a minute.

1153
00:46:52,566 --> 00:46:53,633
Look at that.

1154
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:54,799
Did you see what Bart did?

1155
00:46:54,866 --> 00:46:56,400
He just shake the rope down Ahmed Johnson…

1156
00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,133
-[Lawler] I didn't see it.
-…flying over.

1157
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,733
-[Lawler] Hey.
-[McMahon] Wait a minute.

1158
00:46:59,799 --> 00:47:01,100
[bell ringing]

1159
00:47:03,133 --> 00:47:04,866
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels.

1160
00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:06,066
Wait a minute, what's this?

1161
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:08,133
[crowd chattering]

1162
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,400
[McMahon] Who is-- What's going on?

1163
00:47:12,866 --> 00:47:14,100
[Lawler] Who is this guy?

1164
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,166
[crowd chattering]

1165
00:47:18,033 --> 00:47:20,033
[crowd cheering]

1166
00:47:22,133 --> 00:47:23,133
[McMahon] Look at this man.

1167
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,533
Whoever he is,
he's all over Ahmed Johnson.

1168
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,333
[crowd chattering]

1169
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,900
[McMahon] Oh, no!

1170
00:47:29,966 --> 00:47:31,966
[crowd chattering]

1171
00:47:32,033 --> 00:47:34,600
[indistinct shouting]

1172
00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:38,766
[Lawler] Look at--
Look at Sunny cheering this guy on.

1173
00:47:40,466 --> 00:47:43,700
[McMahon] Shawn Michaels
trying to keep this man in place.

1174
00:47:43,766 --> 00:47:46,633
-[shouting continues]
-[McMahon] Look at the size of him.

1175
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,700
[crowd chattering]

1176
00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:53,833
[Lawler] And look at Ahmed,
he's history, McMahon.

1177
00:47:55,066 --> 00:47:57,466
[McMahon] We haven't even got
a good look at him.

1178
00:47:57,533 --> 00:47:59,233
I don't know who he is.

1179
00:48:00,633 --> 00:48:01,633
[Lawler] Look at that.

1180
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:06,666
He looks like… He looks like
Ron Simmons but… Definitely Ron Simmons.

1181
00:48:06,733 --> 00:48:08,766
[shouting continues]

1182
00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:11,500
[McMahon] Oh, whoever he is,
he certainly took a cheap shot

1183
00:48:11,566 --> 00:48:12,733
on Ahmed Johnson,

1184
00:48:12,799 --> 00:48:15,733
and I think he was instructed
to do so by Sunny.

1185
00:48:15,799 --> 00:48:17,799
[crowd chattering]

1186
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,400
[crowd booing]

1187
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:24,966
[McMahon] Look at this.

1188
00:48:25,033 --> 00:48:26,299
Look at Sunny.

1189
00:48:26,366 --> 00:48:28,299
You got what I want!

1190
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:32,033
From this day forward,
this kingdom is yours.

1191
00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:34,733
-Whoo-hoo! [speaks indistinctly]
-[crowd chattering]

1192
00:48:35,433 --> 00:48:38,466
[McMahon] Ahmed Johnson… With Sunny.

1193
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:41,833
-[Lawler] Yeah.
-[McMahon] Ahmed out there…

1194
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,266
[Lawler] Hit him again.

1195
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,733
-[McMahon] Come on.
-Hit him again.

1196
00:48:44,799 --> 00:48:46,233
[all clamoring]

1197
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:47,799
[McMahon] Steve Austin and the Wildman.

1198
00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:50,200
[Lawler] Look, they're going.
Get out of there. Look out!
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