1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,966 [narrator] In over 100 countries, in seven different languages, 2 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:07,433 to more than a half billion viewers each week, 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,200 World Wrestling Entertainment, 4 00:00:09,266 --> 00:00:12,333 the worldwide leader in sports entertainment. 5 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:19,466 [Hawk growls] What a rush. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,500 [Jim Ross] The Legion of Doom's lifelong partnership 7 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,599 began some 27 years ago 8 00:00:25,666 --> 00:00:29,866 as two eight-year-old kids who grew up on the rough streets of Chicago. 9 00:00:30,733 --> 00:00:32,933 We've grown up together, we've done everything together. 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,666 And everything that we've done has been successful and that's why we're here. 11 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:38,400 [commentator] Listen to this response. 12 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:41,666 [Ross] The Road Warriors are American originals, 13 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:44,666 the epitome of hard work, discipline, and dedication. 14 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:46,733 Two men who thrive on competition. 15 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:49,199 [Animal] If an athlete in this business 16 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,566 walks down the ring and does not have that fear 17 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:53,300 and those butterflies in your stomach, 18 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:54,900 then you don't belong in the business. 19 00:00:54,966 --> 00:00:58,066 That's what gets you through the match, gets through each match every night. 20 00:00:58,133 --> 00:00:59,766 [commentator] They are pumped. 21 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,966 [Ross] This pure adrenaline brute force 22 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:03,566 have enabled The Legion of Doom 23 00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:06,766 to be the most decorated Tag Team in the history of our sport, 24 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:12,233 holding titles in the NWA, AWA, and capturing WWE gold in 1991. 25 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,433 -[host 1] We got new champions. -[host 2] We got them. 26 00:01:14,899 --> 00:01:15,833 What a night. 27 00:01:16,399 --> 00:01:18,000 [Ross] Will tonight be the night 28 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:20,533 the illustrious run of the LOD comes to an end 29 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,399 because tonight Hawk and Animal 30 00:01:22,466 --> 00:01:25,399 have vowed to win the Tag titles or to retire. 31 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,633 [alarm blaring] 32 00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:38,399 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 33 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,466 ♪ Too much dark and not enough sky ♪ 34 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:01,966 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye ♪ 35 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:09,866 -[fireworks whistling] -[audience cheering] 36 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:32,733 [Ross] Welcome everybody to RAW is WAR. 37 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:37,466 The greatest fans in the world are right here tonight in Topeka, Kansas. 38 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,466 Hello again, everybody. I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. 39 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:49,933 Vince McMahon is in the ring and we are ready for RAW is WAR. 40 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,333 [McMahon] He claims to be the best there is, 41 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,566 the best there was, and the best there ever will be, 42 00:02:56,633 --> 00:03:01,166 the WWE Champion, Bret "The Hitman" Hart 43 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:03,200 with the Hart Foundation. 44 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,266 ["Hart Attack" playing] 45 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:08,866 [Ross] Here comes the entire Hart Foundation. 46 00:03:08,933 --> 00:03:10,399 And after what happened last week 47 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:13,766 at the hands of Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and Chyna, 48 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:15,733 along with the insurance man, 49 00:03:15,799 --> 00:03:17,933 I'm sure that Bret Hart has a lot to say, King. 50 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,966 [Lawler] You can bet on that. 51 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,966 And nobody better to say it too than Vince McMahon. 52 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:27,200 You know-- Huh, look at Neidhart, this is gonna be great. 53 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,799 Bret Hart is in a foul mood. 54 00:03:28,866 --> 00:03:31,100 I can't wait until he comes face to face with McMahon. 55 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:33,700 Things could get out of hand, I'd love to see that. 56 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,733 [Ross] Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 57 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:39,233 The Legion of Doom must win the Tag title or retire. 58 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:41,899 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is in the house 59 00:03:41,966 --> 00:03:44,866 and he's got a business proposition on his mind, 60 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,933 plus Shawn Michaels is gonna be in action right here tonight. 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,399 Conspicuous by his absence, 62 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:53,799 the British Bulldog who is celebrating both an anniversary and a birthday, 63 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:57,200 I'm sure you wanna wish your brother-in-law a happy birthday. 64 00:03:57,833 --> 00:04:00,600 Aside from that, Bret Hart, you're not in a very good mood 65 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,899 considering what has happened as of late, 66 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:05,966 what with the antics of Shawn Michaels 67 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:09,500 and the impending match you're gonna have at the Survivor Series 68 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,033 with the same Shawn Michaels. 69 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:14,066 And of course, let's face it, you can't be happy 70 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:17,833 with last week's loss to Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 71 00:04:18,766 --> 00:04:20,200 Would you care to comment 72 00:04:21,466 --> 00:04:23,133 on what has happened as of late? 73 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,133 [Michaels] Oh, hold on, that is right. 74 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,833 You would love to comment on what happened to The Hitman last week. 75 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,866 Now, before The Hitman puts a sleeper hold on this crowd 76 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:36,933 and puts them all to sleep, 77 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,366 we would love to tell The Hitman that I know you're getting old, 78 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:43,233 -I know you're jerking the curtain. -[Triple H laughing] 79 00:04:44,099 --> 00:04:46,766 [Michaels] On my cards, and Survivor Series, 80 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,766 I know we're gonna be in your neck of the woods in Canada. 81 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,966 Well, I got some footage for you and I want everybody to see this 82 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:56,900 because nobody knows Canada 83 00:04:56,966 --> 00:04:58,700 like I knows Canada. 84 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,933 Hit the footage, daddy-yo. 85 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,133 [Michaels] There, look at there. 86 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,733 [Triple H] That's way up there. That tickle your brain? 87 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,766 [Michaels] Yeah. That's it, yeah. There you go. 88 00:05:09,966 --> 00:05:11,866 [Triple H] You know something, Hitman, 89 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,366 let's take a look at the little piece of footage I got for you 90 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:16,733 from last week. 91 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:21,833 I beat you so bad last week, my hands are still hurting me. 92 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,900 And let's face it, Hitman, 93 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:26,966 -I'm younger than you… -[Michaels] Everybody's younger than him. 94 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:29,300 -Everybody. -I'm better than you. 95 00:05:29,366 --> 00:05:30,766 Everybody's better than him. 96 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:36,666 And I'm certainly bigger than you in more ways than one. 97 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,633 Good God, you'll put an eye out with that thing. 98 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:44,200 Anyway, let's run-- Let's see Hunter's footage now. 99 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:46,500 Hit the footage and the chart, boys, come on. 100 00:05:46,566 --> 00:05:49,566 Oh, there we go as-- Oh, you may have-- No. 101 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:52,633 -[Triple H] That's gonna leave a mark. -[Michaels] Beat up by a girl. 102 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,466 Attacking a woman. 103 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:57,599 -[Triple H] Whoa. -[Michaels] There he goes. 104 00:05:57,666 --> 00:05:59,400 [indistinct chatter] 105 00:05:59,466 --> 00:06:02,800 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark, for sure. 106 00:06:02,866 --> 00:06:05,200 You shouldn't be picking on women, Hitman. 107 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,533 Bad boy. Bad, bad. 108 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:09,833 [Triple H] And now the pokey twins. 109 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,233 His pokey twin is trying to make a road race. 110 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,133 [Michaels] Look at the speed and agility here. 111 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,133 Well, there's the-- Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,733 -[indistinct chatter] -[bell rings] 113 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:21,299 [Triple H] Oh, big fake out. Big fake out. 114 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:23,733 -Clear out of there. -[Michaels] Almost had her. 115 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:26,366 [Triple H] And your winner is… 116 00:06:27,799 --> 00:06:31,099 Triple H, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 117 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:34,400 -Whoo. -Whoo, how sweet it was. 118 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:36,866 I tell you what, 119 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:41,500 why don't you two degenerates come down here right now 120 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:43,866 and step in the ring with me right now, 121 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:45,799 either one of you, I don't care. 122 00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:48,400 Either one of you, right here right now. 123 00:06:49,866 --> 00:06:52,033 [Michaels] What-- Is he challenging me? 124 00:06:52,099 --> 00:06:53,066 Challenging us. 125 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,099 -Is he challenging us? -Now, see… 126 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:58,733 Right now, regularly, regularly, I would take him up on his challenge. 127 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:02,966 But you know why I'm not gonna? No, I'm not gonna. I tell you why. 128 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:06,599 Because the last time I take him up on the challenge was Wrestlemania 129 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:10,799 and I beat his ass with a stupid piece of tin he's got on his short. 130 00:07:10,866 --> 00:07:12,633 And at Survivor Series, 131 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,133 I'm gonna take that stupid piece of tin you got on your shorts. 132 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,166 Once again, I've beaten you, I've beaten your brother, 133 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:22,733 I've beaten both of your brothers-in-law and I'd beat up your whole family 134 00:07:22,799 --> 00:07:25,000 if you get in my face one more time. 135 00:07:25,066 --> 00:07:29,000 And as far as I'm concerned, Bret Hart, you want a piece of me, huh? 136 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:31,200 You want a piece of me? Come on. 137 00:07:31,266 --> 00:07:32,599 I'll take you, Hitman. 138 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:35,233 I'll give you the worst beating in your life. 139 00:07:35,299 --> 00:07:36,733 Hey, wait a second. 140 00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,000 -I did that last week. -Oh. 141 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:40,966 I already did that last week, Hitman. 142 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:43,400 So never mind, I don't need to do it twice. 143 00:07:43,466 --> 00:07:45,500 I already did it. [laughs] 144 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,633 I tell you what, I've had so many shots to my head, 145 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,599 I almost forgot how bad we beat him up last week. [scoffs] 146 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:52,866 Oh, Hitman, I got news for you. 147 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:57,433 Sometime during this show, we are gonna cross paths 148 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,766 and you're talking about us being degenerates. 149 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:03,099 You know, I'm tired of D-Generation X getting a bad rep. 150 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:06,599 -Do you think you're a degenerate? -What, do you think you're a degenerate? 151 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,700 -Well, I mean… -I'm positive I'm one. 152 00:08:08,766 --> 00:08:10,266 I guess I have to be one then. 153 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:13,566 D-Generation X always gets a bad rep. Everybody calls us the degenerates. 154 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:15,466 D-Generation X, is that us? 155 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:20,500 D-Generation X, Triple H, HBK, Chyna, "Ravishing" Rick, 156 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,033 we are D-Generation X. 157 00:08:22,099 --> 00:08:26,533 You make the rules and we will break them. Yeah. 158 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:30,666 You guys aren't gonna make it to the Survivor Series. 159 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:32,100 You won't make it that far. 160 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:36,000 Oh, Bret, notwithstanding that. 161 00:08:38,566 --> 00:08:40,633 I would suggest to you, they are not gonna make it-- 162 00:08:40,699 --> 00:08:43,199 ["We Are The Nation" playing] 163 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,933 [Ross] Here comes the Nation of Domination. 164 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,266 This will be a non-title match-up. 165 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:52,800 The reigning Intercontinental Champion, Owen Hart, set to take on Colonel Mustafa, 166 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,133 the supreme fighting machine. 167 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,233 And, King, this is gonna be a very interesting night 168 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:01,066 with all these combustible elements under one roof. 169 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:02,533 [Lawler] You're not kidding. 170 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,400 Bret "The Hitman" Hart got his interview cut short by… 171 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:07,300 What they call themselves, D-Generation X? 172 00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:10,533 And they said they're gonna cross paths before the night's over. 173 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,066 [Ross] We'll be right back. 174 00:09:14,199 --> 00:09:16,199 [McMahon] We welcome you back to more WWE RAW. 175 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,766 It's Kama against Owen Hart and we're-- 176 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,866 -Hey-- -[Lawler] What is that? 177 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:22,266 [Ross] Oh, wait a minute. 178 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,666 [McMahon] Here we go. 179 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:28,633 Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Rick Rude, Chyna. 180 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,733 We saw them earlier on the Titantron 181 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,266 and referred to themselves as D-Generation X. 182 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,900 I can tell you, they certainly are, 183 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:38,666 they're acting like a bunch of degenerates as of late, 184 00:09:38,733 --> 00:09:41,933 and they're coming out here and interfering in this match-up-- 185 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,966 [Lawler] Hey, wait a minute, McMahon, they haven't interfered in anything. 186 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:48,233 -[McMahon] What do you call this? -[Ross] Kama takes advantage. 187 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:52,066 Kama going to work on Owen Hart. Kama now. 188 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,500 And here comes Shawn Michaels. Here they come, what are they doing? 189 00:09:55,566 --> 00:09:58,600 They're walking around towards the Nation, and Bret Hart-- 190 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,666 Did you see the look on The Hitman's face, 191 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,166 he just pointed at Michaels. 192 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,600 [Lawler] It looks like they're coming over here. 193 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:06,166 [McMahon] Shawn Michaels-- 194 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:08,966 And what is this? 195 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:13,233 Michaels and Hunter Hearst Helmsley-- Hey. 196 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,000 Oh, here we go. 197 00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:18,800 All right, Triple H, let's call on this match. 198 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:24,266 Owen Hart putting up once again another, another good fight for Owen Hart. 199 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,766 [Triple H] Flat on his back, like he always is. 200 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,033 [Michaels] There's Kama-- 201 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,800 [Triple H] Typical Hart Foundation action. 202 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:33,633 I tell you what, the Hart Foundation is flat on their back 203 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,699 looking at the lights, 90% of the time, and I tell you what, 204 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,266 sometimes, some of the members of the family are doing it too. 205 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,699 [Triple H] What probably happened, 206 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,266 Bret Hart started talking and put them to sleep. 207 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,866 [Michaels] Exactly. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Mr. Charisma. 208 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:50,000 -Mr. Charisma. -[Triple H] The king of charisma. 209 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,366 The droopy dog of World Wrestling Entertainment, if you will. 210 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:56,199 -[Michaels] The hush-puppy wearing… -[Triple H] Oh, yeah. 211 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,666 -[Michaels] Blue jean wearing… -Oh, yeah. 212 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:02,566 [Michaels] Shoulders slouching, nothing happening, boring SOB. 213 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:06,166 But he is a five-time WWE Champion. 214 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,500 [Rick] Famished. Would you like a snack? 215 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,233 [Michaels] I'd love a snack. How about-- 216 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,266 -[Triple H] Got any health food, Rick? -Right, yeah. 217 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,666 [Triple H] Hey, Shawn, Shawn. 218 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,500 [Lawler] Look at this. Look at the look on McMahon's face. 219 00:11:17,566 --> 00:11:20,433 He's ticked off. Hey, Rick, you wanna borrow these? 220 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,133 [Triple H] He should be ticked off. Look at his face, he should be ticked off. 221 00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:27,000 -Hey, a little nourishment. -[Michaels] Thank you very much, 222 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:28,233 I'll tell you… 223 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:31,166 -For some reason… -[Rick] I'm hungry. 224 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,800 [Lawler] Hey, this is great. 225 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,966 It's like a Columbus Day celebration. 226 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:38,066 Bananas for everybody. Happy Columbus Day. 227 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,300 -[Michaels] I tell you-- Whoa. -[audience cheering] 228 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,066 -This Nation of Denomination… -[Triple H] What? 229 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:47,900 -[Michaels] They're one tough group. -Oh, yeah. 230 00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:50,133 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you who's one tough group. 231 00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:52,699 Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and the King. 232 00:11:52,766 --> 00:11:55,966 This is great. I mean, look, you guys have taken the headphones 233 00:11:56,033 --> 00:12:00,699 from the WWE's dual airbags here, Jim Ross and McMahon 234 00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:02,766 who have I have to sit next to and listen to them 235 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,800 drone on week after week, 236 00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,933 and now, I don't have to listen to them. This is terrific. 237 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,400 Look, what a broadcast team we could be. 238 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:15,433 Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and the King. We see eye to eye on everything. 239 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,166 I mean, this broadcast team would be unbeatable. 240 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:20,266 We would be better than three Marv Alberts. 241 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,733 What do you think guys, huh? Hand me one of those bananas, huh? 242 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:27,199 [Michaels] Lawler, did you somehow think that we were your friend? 243 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,666 -[Lawler] Come on, Vince. -We pay, we pull your string, yeah. 244 00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,500 -Did I pull your string? -Want a banana? 245 00:12:31,566 --> 00:12:34,566 Did I pull your string and tell you to talk, Lawler? Shut up. 246 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:37,566 I used to work for you way back when, when you called the shots. 247 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,033 Guess what, King? I called the shots here in World Wrestling Entertainment, 248 00:12:41,099 --> 00:12:44,766 and the first shot I'm calling right now is for you to shut your trap 249 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,866 before I have Chyna knock you out. 250 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,800 [Lawler] Why don't I just give this headphones to Chyna? 251 00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:51,166 Can she talk? 252 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,099 -Hey, Chyna… -She'd make more sense than you. 253 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:56,233 Chyna, why don't you smack him in the back of that head or me. 254 00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,366 [Ross] Hey, Vince. 255 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:00,766 Vince, you want a little banana? 256 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,199 Just have a little banana. 257 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:09,699 All right, "Ravishing" Rick, let's have a little commentary to this match. 258 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:11,400 Here we got Kama, 259 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,400 Mustafa taking it to Owen Hart. 260 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:18,833 Owen Hart, he's got some really bad luck, lately. 261 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,966 Dreaded chinlock. 262 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:22,900 [indistinct chatter] 263 00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:25,633 [Triple H] Owen Hart, supposedly, is a second generation wrestler 264 00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:29,533 but obviously he didn't learn very much from the first generation. 265 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,866 [Michaels] Have you seen that first generation? My God. 266 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:36,066 Stu Hart is dead although his body and his brain don't know it. 267 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:40,199 The guy is still walking around Calgary, Alberta like he's alive for God's sake. 268 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,466 [Triple H] Tell you what, that whole Hart Foundation, 269 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,800 they're like an ancient Canadian secret. 270 00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:50,099 -[Michaels] What's the secret? -[Triple H] There is none. 271 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,099 [Shawn laughs] 272 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,300 [Michaels] Whoa, that's gonna leave a mark. 273 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,466 [audience cheering] 274 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,966 Hey, Bret. Why don't you take a look? Faarooq, Faarooq. 275 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,433 [audience cheering] 276 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,000 [Lawler] Oh, that's good. Oh, oh. 277 00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:06,166 -Oh! Oh, God. -[Michaels] That looks like it hurts. 278 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:09,599 [Lawler] Ladies and gentlemen, The Nation is… 279 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,733 [Shawn speaking indistinctly] 280 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:15,133 [Lawler] Uh-oh. This is gonna get-- 281 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,066 [Ross] Get it, McMahon. 282 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,000 [Triple H] Come on! 283 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,066 [indistinct chatter] 284 00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:30,599 -[Lawler] Am I… am I on? -[Ross] Back on headset. 285 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:34,133 -Michaels watching this-- -[bell rings] 286 00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:36,400 That juvenile Michaels, and even more juvenile 287 00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:40,033 Hunter Hearst Helmsley inciting this relay. 288 00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:41,466 [audience clamoring] 289 00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,266 [Lawler] Look at Shawn Michaels, the jerk. 290 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,400 [bell rings] 291 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:48,066 I mean, he's so arrogant and conceited. 292 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,266 You guys wanna help me, we can put an end to this. 293 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,666 I'll knock his lights out. 294 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:56,933 [Ross] And The Nation, and the Hart foundation going at it. 295 00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:00,300 Michaels and company enjoying it. 296 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,233 They're enjoying all of this. 297 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:07,766 And "The Hitman" Bret Hart is in big time trouble. 298 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,833 [Lawler] Look at this. 299 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,066 [man] Get back up, you guys. 300 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,433 [McMahon] Michaels more juvenile than ever, 301 00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,733 with what he has had to say, 302 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,500 with what he has done out here taking our headsets off. 303 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:21,833 Look at this. 304 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,966 And we haven't even seen the last of him. 305 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,733 [McMahon] Helmsley, scheduled to compete. 306 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,000 Look at this, taunting "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 307 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:35,866 And many people in this capacity crowd certainly are not Bret Hart, 308 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,533 or for that matter, Hart Foundation fans, 309 00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:41,300 but neither are they fans of that man. 310 00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,566 [Lawler] You got that right. 311 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:45,300 I was about one inch from slapping the taste out of his mouth. 312 00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:46,500 Look at Bret Hart now. 313 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:50,466 What about you, Ross? You got your headset back on yet? 314 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,033 [Ross] It's like dealing with a sophomore class. 315 00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,800 [McMahon] A degenerate sophomore class. 316 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,800 And "The Hitman" Bret Hart has been pummeled 317 00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:04,199 and I would suggest he's not gonna let that go, ladies and gentlemen, 318 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:08,366 without a sort of a receipt, so to speak, coming back here tonight. 319 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:19,233 But Paul Ellering was an instrumental part in our success today. 320 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,500 We both agree on that. 321 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:23,400 Paul Ellering was the brains and we were the brawn. 322 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,800 [Lawler] If Ellering was the brains, he's not here tonight, 323 00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:29,866 so why would you be stupid enough to risk your careers for the Tag titles? 324 00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,833 [McMahon] Joining us, ladies and gentlemen, 325 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,366 the Godwinns defending their Tag Team Championship, 326 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,133 they just won the titles last week 327 00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:39,233 and against the LOD this week. Why take this kind of a risk? 328 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,400 Why take the risk, Vince? [laughs] 329 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,566 Because we're gonna get rid of the LOD once and for all. 330 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:48,033 You know, I used to watch them when I was just a little kid. 331 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:49,133 Yeah. 332 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:52,133 Your time was then. Our time is now. 333 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:56,266 Is there gonna be a war? Yeah. But it's gonna be worth every bit of it 334 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,566 because LOD is gonna be out of WWE. 335 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,466 [McMahon] We go from the maxis to the minis, so to speak. 336 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,200 Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 337 00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:09,233 It's a mini Tag Team action. 338 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,033 [announcer] Making their way to the ring… 339 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:14,099 [McMahon] And King, what did you mean by the three Marvs? 340 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,233 What did you mean by that? 341 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,133 I'm ready to sell myself and JR out and… 342 00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:21,000 [Lawler] I mean, you know, let's face it. 343 00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,000 If I have to have a little help, obviously, 344 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:26,666 you guys don't have the testicular fortitude to get up and do anything. 345 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,899 I would have gone there and slapped-- Like I said, slap their teeth out. 346 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,366 -[man] Is that right? -That's right. 347 00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,566 And maybe, you know, Marv Albert is looking for a job. 348 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:37,133 Maybe I could get him in here as a broadcast partner. 349 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,833 -[McMahon] Marv, here in WWE? -[Lawler] Yeah. 350 00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:42,233 [Ross] I'd say you and Marv have a lot in common, King. 351 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,666 [Lawler] Somebody that could sink their teeth into this job. 352 00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:49,100 [McMahon] I'd like to know what the WWE fans feel about that. 353 00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:53,500 [Ross] Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Nova and Max Mini ready for action. 354 00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,566 And Sunny was in action, there she was-- 355 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,066 She was a referee last Shotgun Saturday, 356 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,500 last Saturday night in Mini Tag Team action. 357 00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:02,566 Look what she did to that referee shirt. 358 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,366 [Lawler] Look! I bet she had to kick start your, uh, 359 00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:08,133 -what's that thing? Pacemaker there? -[McMahon] Easy, easy. 360 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,600 [Lawler] I said pacemaker. 361 00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:13,166 [Ross] I got a little breathless but Cornette almost had an asthma attack. 362 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,300 [McMahon laughs] Here we go, Nova in there, 363 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,266 obviously in the blue down on the canvas back in the corner 364 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:21,133 and Mosaic in control at the moment. 365 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,766 Here comes Tarantula in there. 366 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,966 Tarantula and Mosaic and Nova coming off the rope and-- Oh. 367 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,466 Nova having his problems. 368 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,933 As does Marv these days. 369 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,466 [Lawler] What problem? He's been offered a job. 370 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:36,600 What, in some radio station in New York, WFAN. 371 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,566 -[McMahon] Matter of fact. -[Lawler] Perfect, he could talk radio, 372 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,600 he could talk to all the criminals that call in. 373 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,633 [McMahon] Stop it. 374 00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:45,700 You sort of wonder what Marv would do here 375 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:47,266 in World Wrestling Entertainment. 376 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,800 [Lawler] JR, let me hear you say yes. 377 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:51,666 -When you say yes, JR? -[Ross] I can say yes. 378 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,833 [McMahon] There you go. 379 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,100 [Lawler] Somebody who puts some feeling into it. 380 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,100 Like I said, sink their teeth into it. 381 00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:59,266 -[Ross] There we go. -[Lawler] Yes. 382 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:03,633 [McMahon] Max Mini off the rope and-- What's he gonna do now? 383 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,833 What a maneuver by Max Mini. Look at this. 384 00:19:05,899 --> 00:19:07,800 -[Ross] Take down. -[audience cheering] 385 00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:10,200 Max off the rope, world's smallest athlete-- 386 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:13,133 -And look at the head scissor. -[Lawler] Get him from behind. 387 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,933 [McMahon] From behind there, Mosaic on Max. 388 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,966 -Max is a tremendous competitor. -[Ross] He certainly is. 389 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,100 And ladies and gentlemen, 390 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,033 I wanna say a very special hello to all the fans in California, 391 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,766 thank the fans in southern California 392 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,200 for being with us Saturday night in Anaheim 393 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,899 and last night in San Jose. 394 00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:31,300 Man, what an event last night in San Jose. 395 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:36,033 And San Jose has been chosen as the site for the 1998 Royal Rumble 396 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,733 and tickets are on sale now in the San Jose, San Francisco area 397 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,133 for the Royal Rumble coming in January. 398 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,399 [McMahon] Indulgence there by JR. 399 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:48,500 Royal Rumble coming up at the San-- Look at this maneuver. 400 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,600 [Ross] Nova with a tremendous effort and met by unfortunate-- 401 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,866 Oh, look at that body hold by Tarantula. 402 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,233 -Here comes Mosaic. -[audience cheering] 403 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,700 And Nova, look at that maneuver. 404 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,366 -[McMahon] Look out, here comes Max. -[Lawler yelps] 405 00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:08,666 Forget about it. 406 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,366 [Lawler] Not again. 407 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:14,033 -[Ross] Nova, he's on his way! -[McMahon] That was bad. 408 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,200 [Ross] Oh, Nova just-- His head just struck that steel girding. 409 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,100 [Lawler laughs] 410 00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,733 -[McMahon] Wow. -[Ross] What's funny about that? 411 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,166 [Lawler] That's funny. I bet he's got a little headache now. 412 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,333 [McMahon] Well, that's not funny at all. 413 00:20:25,399 --> 00:20:27,500 -There's the three-count. -[Lawler] No, no. 414 00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:29,333 -Did he get him? -[McMahon] I believe so. 415 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,666 [Lawler] Oh, come on. 416 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:33,633 -[McMahon] Max with the victory. -[announcer] …Nova and Max Mini. 417 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,733 [Lawler] Look at this. Max is so proud of himself. 418 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,033 -I bet he feels four-feet tall. -[audience cheering] 419 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,233 [Ross] The world's smallest athlete against the dude with the big story here 420 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,500 is Nova's physical condition. 421 00:20:44,566 --> 00:20:47,200 Nova went head first to the floor. 422 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:50,333 All right. Here's another look. Max Mini polished off Mosaic. 423 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,566 What a maneuver. A count of three. 424 00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,533 Max doing great with his partner Nova, 425 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,466 landing right there on his head, not doing as well. 426 00:20:57,533 --> 00:21:00,500 Nonetheless, it's a victory for Nova and Max Mini. 427 00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:02,600 Tag Team action here tonight on RAW. 428 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:05,100 We certainly are pleased you've joined us tonight. 429 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,133 Folks, we'll be with you this Saturday night live 430 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,366 in the Will Rogers Coliseum, Texas. 431 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,633 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in Fort Worth, Texas, Saturday night. 432 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,833 [Lawler] And this Sunday night, Wichita, Kansas, at the Kansas Coliseum, 433 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,766 The Undertaker is gonna headline a huge event in Wichita. 434 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,399 [Ross] I can't wait to get to the great state of Oklahoma. 435 00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:25,066 Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, there'll be RAW is WAR, one week from tonight 436 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:28,633 at the Myriad Convention Center in Oklahoma City. 437 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,533 [Lawler] Yes, indeed. An action coming up in the future. 438 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,366 [Ross] In Tulsa one week from tomorrow night back in Tulsa-- 439 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:37,600 King, my mom is gonna be in Tulsa, one week from tomorrow night. 440 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,733 [Lawler] So JR is coming home. Big deal. 441 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,366 Listen, in the New York City area, one week from Friday, 442 00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,899 Uniondale, New York, Nassau Coliseum, 443 00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:47,399 Long Island's own, Dude Love in action. 444 00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:48,600 [Ross] Then from there, 445 00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:52,033 we'll go to Hershey Park three weeks from tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 446 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:57,033 where Hershey Park Arena, the setting where RAW is WAR. 447 00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:01,633 [Lawler] But up next, I'm hoping that Flash Funk knocks the bananas 448 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,033 out of Shawn Michaels. 449 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,666 Who does he think he is anyway? 450 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,500 [narrator] Dinner with your favorite WWE superstar. 451 00:22:09,566 --> 00:22:11,399 Think of the possibilities. 452 00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:12,833 Dude Love. 453 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,700 Lasagna. 454 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,566 The Undertaker. 455 00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:19,466 Meat loaf and mashed potatoes. 456 00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:21,100 Sunny. 457 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,500 [narrator] Milton Bradley Karate Fighters presents 458 00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:26,166 the Survivor Series Super Supper Sweepstakes. 459 00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:29,566 Your favorite WWE superstar will come to your hometown 460 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:32,633 to take you and ten of your friends out to dinner. 461 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,266 Just mail an envelope including a three by five card 462 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,666 with your name, address, date of birth, and phone number 463 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,899 where you'd be reached during Survivor Series to the address on your screen. 464 00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:44,233 The grand prize winner will be called on Survivor Series Sunday. 465 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,433 Hey, boys. Are you ready for me? 466 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,066 [narrator] Your favorite superstar, your hometown restaurant, 467 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:50,866 and the tab is on us. 468 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:53,100 Think of the possibilities. 469 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:57,233 So, Adam, honey, would you like a wing? 470 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,133 -A leg? -[Adam] Mm-hm. 471 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,899 -A thigh? -Uh-huh. 472 00:23:00,966 --> 00:23:02,933 -Or a breast? -Uh-huh. 473 00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,766 [Lawler] Welcome back to more WWE RAW. 474 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,300 At the moment, Flash Funk goes one on one with Shawn Michaels. 475 00:23:09,366 --> 00:23:11,933 But right now, let's take it back to Shotgun Saturday Night, 476 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,366 where it was, Flash Funk against Rockabilly. 477 00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:16,899 [Ross] There's a reversal and-- Oh. 478 00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:21,200 Honky Tonk Man inadvertently tripped the-- Rockabilly. 479 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:24,300 [Lawler] He tripped the wrong man. He had his back turned. 480 00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:27,066 And the reversal-- The idiot-- No. 481 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:30,766 [Ross] There's a roll up by Flash Funk, and Flash Funk wins it. 482 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:34,300 Some of you may know my name. 483 00:23:34,366 --> 00:23:37,766 But for those of you who don't, take a big gander at the Titantron 484 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,866 because the Road Dogg is back in the dog pound. 485 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:45,000 [Ross] He used to be called the Roadie when he managed Jeff Jarrett. 486 00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:49,333 My friend, you are not a loser, so me and you together-- [sniffs] 487 00:23:49,399 --> 00:23:52,399 Oh, I smell money. I smell money-- 488 00:23:52,466 --> 00:23:55,266 Willie Will, are you with me? 489 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:58,433 And I'm gonna ask him the ultimate question right now 490 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:00,433 and he's gonna tell you. 491 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,600 Willie Will, are you with me or not? 492 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:06,000 [audience cheering] 493 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,399 -[Ross] What's the answer? -[Lawler] Looks like Billy's with Honky. 494 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,733 I'm gonna solve your problem. 495 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,800 -[Ross] Jesse James, look out. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 496 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,600 [Ross] Oh, no. Look at that. 497 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,866 He just gave Honky Tonk Man the answer. 498 00:24:22,933 --> 00:24:24,533 [audience cheering] 499 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,600 [woman yells] 500 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:31,100 [Lawler] Unbelievable action on Shotgun. And I guess maybe, 501 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:34,066 we're not gonna see much of Honky Tonk, at least, thanks to Rockabilly, 502 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:39,033 but get set because Shawn Michaels is ready to grace the squared circle. 503 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,399 [Ross] Tell you what, I had the opportunity earlier today 504 00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:46,399 to talk to Flash Funk and flash was very emphatic and succinct in his statement. 505 00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:49,800 Flash Funk said with Shawn Michaels having 16 stitches in his head 506 00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:52,066 from the Hell in a Cell match-up with The Undertaker, 507 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:54,233 that Flash is gonna go right for the cut. 508 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:58,800 And Flash Funk is gonna try to open up Shawn Michaels right here tonight. 509 00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:00,433 [Lawler] I'd like to see it. 510 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,933 [McMahon] But no doubt, that could happen 511 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,566 especially concerning the frame of mind 512 00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:07,566 that Michaels is in. I think he could infuriate-- 513 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:08,899 ["Slow Chemical" playing] 514 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,633 Wait a minute. That's not Shawn Michaels's music. 515 00:25:11,699 --> 00:25:12,966 [Lawler] Where are the lights? 516 00:25:14,366 --> 00:25:16,033 -[loud explosion] -Oh! 517 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,300 That could mean only one man. 518 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,166 Take a look if you want. 519 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,766 [McMahon] Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen. Here comes Kane. 520 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:34,800 [Ross] He is the seven-foot brother of The Undertaker. 521 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:38,233 And Paul Bearer has been speaking long and loud 522 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,266 about a challenge made to The Undertaker. 523 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:45,066 Paul Bearer wants The Undertaker to fight his brother Kane. 524 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:48,366 And until the day that The Undertaker accepts that challenge, 525 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:52,033 Paul Bearer has said that Kane will make The Undertaker's life 526 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,866 a living hell. 527 00:25:53,933 --> 00:25:58,500 [McMahon] Did you see the look on The Undertaker's face at Hell in a Cell 528 00:25:58,566 --> 00:26:00,399 when this monster walked down? 529 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:02,766 And look, the same look you've got there on Funk's face. 530 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:05,233 [Lawler] Right. But what is he doing in here now? 531 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:11,000 [Ross] Oh, God! Kane! 532 00:26:14,899 --> 00:26:18,733 Many people doubted Paul Bearer. 533 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,933 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Ross] Flash Funk now-- 534 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,666 Well, Flash has got to defend himself. 535 00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:26,833 Flash Funk scheduled to meet Shawn Michaels but… 536 00:26:26,899 --> 00:26:28,666 Flash is in for a fight right here. 537 00:26:29,399 --> 00:26:31,833 -And Flash Funk-- -[McMahon] Uh-oh. Wait a minute. 538 00:26:33,566 --> 00:26:37,533 [Ross] And Kane takes Funk right up with one arm. 539 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,199 A one-arm chokeslam from the seven-foot monster. 540 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:47,166 [McMahon] And Kane back down but Funk grabs him right by the throat. 541 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,833 -What's he gonna do with him? -[Ross] Oh, no. 542 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,399 The same thing that Kane did to The Undertaker at Bad Blood. 543 00:26:54,533 --> 00:26:55,866 [Lawler] Kane-- Oh! 544 00:26:56,633 --> 00:27:00,500 Driving Flash Funk head first into the canvas. 545 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:09,066 Kane wanting The Undertaker. 546 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,433 And as JR said until he gets him, 547 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,833 he's gonna make The Undertaker's life a living hell. 548 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:18,866 A picture is worth a thousand words. 549 00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:21,366 -[McMahon] You can say that again. -[Bearer] Undertaker, 550 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:25,500 everything you've ever dreamed of, we're gonna take away. 551 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:31,399 Everything that you want to accomplish, we're gonna take away. 552 00:27:32,399 --> 00:27:38,033 Human eye has not seen, nor human ear heard 553 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:43,866 what Kane has in store for his brother The Undertaker. 554 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:49,199 We're going to stroll through WWE, just like I said, 555 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:53,133 destroying everybody in Kane's path 556 00:27:53,199 --> 00:27:57,033 until he meets his brother face to face. 557 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,300 And Undertaker, 558 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:04,899 you will never rest in peace, ashes to ashes. 559 00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:07,866 ["Slow Chemical" playing] 560 00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:09,066 [McMahon] Kane! 561 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:16,800 Now, look into the creepy, eerie mask. 562 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,633 And if this man was disfigured once before, 563 00:28:26,533 --> 00:28:28,333 it's like he has himself altogether, 564 00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:30,533 it may had taken him 20 years to get himself together. 565 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,133 But take a look at the size of this monster. 566 00:28:34,199 --> 00:28:36,399 [Ross] Absolutely frightening. 567 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:40,300 And poor Flash Funk is helpless lying back in the ring. 568 00:28:40,366 --> 00:28:42,566 Flash was set to meet Shawn Michaels here. 569 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,600 [McMahon] And Michaels certainly did not come out 570 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:48,333 and interfere whatsoever 571 00:28:49,066 --> 00:28:53,233 in what Kane was attempting to display. 572 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,633 [Ross] I don't blame him. Do you? 573 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:57,000 [McMahon] We'll get some help for Flash Funk and-- 574 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:58,666 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 575 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:02,233 Now, Michaels is coming down here and… 576 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,500 Wait a minute. 577 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,600 [Lawler groans] This is-- What is this? 578 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,600 -What else is this creep gonna do? -[bell rings] 579 00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,699 Oh, she's timekeeper now. 580 00:29:14,766 --> 00:29:15,800 Look at this. 581 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:20,899 Michaels, looks like he just won the WWE title. 582 00:29:20,966 --> 00:29:23,866 The winner of this contest, 583 00:29:23,933 --> 00:29:28,466 the showstopper, the headliner, 584 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,033 the main event, 585 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:36,000 the p-con of World Wrestling Entertainment. 586 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,466 [Ross] The p-con? 587 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,966 Oops, sorry. 588 00:29:39,033 --> 00:29:44,000 The icon of the World Wrestling Entertainment, 589 00:29:44,066 --> 00:29:48,166 The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. 590 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:50,500 [Ross] It's just that Shawn Michaels… 591 00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:52,333 -Hit the music. -[upbeat music playing] 592 00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:55,133 [McMahon] He just won the WWE title all over again. 593 00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:57,500 -[Ross] This isn't the Survivor Series. -[McMahon] No. 594 00:29:57,566 --> 00:29:59,066 [Ross] And he didn't beat Bret Hart. 595 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,500 [Lawler] He didn't beat anybody. 596 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,833 [McMahon] Tell you what, instead of wondering 597 00:30:03,899 --> 00:30:06,066 what's gonna happen a little bit later on… 598 00:30:06,133 --> 00:30:08,300 [Lawler] Look, he's… 599 00:30:08,366 --> 00:30:10,166 [McMahon] …when Hunter Hearst Helmsley 600 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:12,766 goes off against The Patriot, who knows, 601 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:16,933 you could see The Patriot perhaps join forces with Bret Hart, 602 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,033 concerning what went on a little bit earlier on here. 603 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,833 [Lawler] And look at this. Michaels is going through all this show. 604 00:30:22,899 --> 00:30:25,733 What an attitude. And what's that all about? 605 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,966 [McMahon] Just a bunch of degenerates. 606 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:32,000 Or D-Generation X or whatever they call themselves. 607 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:34,800 Give me a break. 608 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:39,833 Yes. Later on, Helmsley against The Patriot. 609 00:30:39,899 --> 00:30:42,699 [Ross] I don't like The Patriot's chances quite frankly in this one. 610 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,933 [McMahon] And of course, 611 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,066 Tag Team match and the title's up for grabs. 612 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:50,399 LOD against the Godwinns. 613 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,433 -Oh, come on. -[Ross] Well, this is classy. 614 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,366 [McMahon] What is he trying to prove? 615 00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:58,566 [Ross] He's cutting edge. He's got an attitude. 616 00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:00,899 [McMahon] Yeah, he's got an attitude, all right. 617 00:31:00,966 --> 00:31:03,366 Look at this. Chyna goes along. 618 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,733 -She's just as bad as them. -[Ross] Give me a break. 619 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,966 -Complete degenerates. -[Lawler] Cut this off. 620 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,033 I'd rather see, well, anything other than the LOD moment. 621 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:20,633 Well, what separates every wrestling organization we ever worked for, 622 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,966 are the fans in WWE. 623 00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:27,300 When that one, two, three came after we gave him the doomsday device 624 00:31:27,366 --> 00:31:29,500 off my shoulders, flew through the air, 625 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:31,199 -the people erupted. -[audience cheering] 626 00:31:32,399 --> 00:31:36,333 -[Gorilla] A new champion! -[Bobby] What a night. 627 00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:37,899 [audience cheering] 628 00:31:37,966 --> 00:31:39,566 [Hawk growls] What a rush. 629 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,000 [announcer] The winners of this bout 630 00:31:43,766 --> 00:31:47,966 and new World Wrestling Entertainment 631 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,833 Tag Team Champion, 632 00:31:49,899 --> 00:31:53,866 The Legion of Doom. 633 00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:57,466 [Lawler] Welcome back to more WWE RAW here. 634 00:31:57,533 --> 00:32:00,399 Moments ago, it was Flash Funk ready to take on Shawn Michaels 635 00:32:00,466 --> 00:32:03,266 but this man, this monster rather, Kane came down 636 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:06,000 and look what he did to Flash Funk. Watch this. 637 00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:08,433 Watch this chokeslam with one arm. 638 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:11,133 You got the seven-foot younger brother 639 00:32:11,199 --> 00:32:14,000 of The Undertaker that is absolutely dominant. 640 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:18,199 And until the day that The Undertaker accepts Kane's challenge 641 00:32:18,266 --> 00:32:19,699 to step in the ring, 642 00:32:19,766 --> 00:32:21,933 there's no doubt that Kane and Paul Bearer 643 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,266 will make The Undertaker's life a living hell. 644 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:28,033 [Ross] Matter of fact, King, it might be the lives of all-- 645 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:29,866 Everybody here in WWE for that matter. 646 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,333 We all could be living in… in hell, so to speak. 647 00:32:35,899 --> 00:32:37,233 Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, 648 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,466 WWE RAW being brought to you by the motor oil 649 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:41,566 that provides maximum protection, 650 00:32:42,199 --> 00:32:44,966 Castrol GTX. Drive hard. 651 00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:47,133 And by Starburst Fruit Twists. 652 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,300 Come, take a nibble and twist up the juice. 653 00:32:51,466 --> 00:32:53,033 [Lawler] All right. Here we go. 654 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:55,566 And we're twisting up the action here for sure. 655 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,699 Here they come, DOA. 656 00:32:58,766 --> 00:33:01,366 [announcer] …accompanied by Chainz and Crush, 657 00:33:02,199 --> 00:33:06,066 at a combined weight of 582 pounds, 658 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,533 Skull and 8-Ball, 659 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,533 Disciples of Apocalypse. 660 00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:16,600 [Lawler] Well, it's gonna be the team of 8-Ball and Skull 661 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:20,566 against two members of The Truth Commission, Sniper and Recon. 662 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:25,100 And I can tell you, folks, this one is going to be very, very physical. 663 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:29,033 [McMahon] Ladies and gentlemen, we've got The Truth Commission. 664 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,366 And there they are along with the Jackyl. 665 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:34,933 And gentlemen, what makes you think you can defeat DOA? 666 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,066 You know, Vince, DOA are three big strong individuals, 667 00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:40,800 but I got two thugs and a skyscraper behind me 668 00:33:40,866 --> 00:33:42,433 that say I got nothing to worry about. 669 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:47,533 Tonight, the DOA's little motorized joyride over WWE comes to an end. 670 00:33:49,366 --> 00:33:52,000 [McMahon] Oh, yeah. Well, that remains to be seen. Here we go. 671 00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:55,800 And all members of DOA in great condition. 672 00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:58,266 And this is gonna be interesting to see how they match up 673 00:33:58,333 --> 00:33:59,500 against The Truth Commission. 674 00:33:59,566 --> 00:34:02,899 Although we had a little preview of that last Saturday night. 675 00:34:02,966 --> 00:34:05,533 Here they come, The Truth Commission, 676 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,966 Saturday night on Shotgun Saturday Night. 677 00:34:08,033 --> 00:34:11,799 It was the Jackyl and the Interrogator, the 7-foot monster, 678 00:34:11,866 --> 00:34:15,533 Meeting 8-Ball and Skull, the Interrogator went nuts. 679 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,333 [Lawler] Absolutely bonkers. Look at this. 680 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,733 He was disqualified. The Interrogator is a-- 681 00:34:20,799 --> 00:34:22,466 Just a huge, massive individual. 682 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:25,233 And look what he does even to the official. Snap. 683 00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,733 [McMahon] He did snap. 684 00:34:26,799 --> 00:34:31,500 [Ross] The Interrogator, seven-feet tall, 350 pounds, 685 00:34:31,566 --> 00:34:34,966 having to be subdued by Sniper and Recon 686 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,433 whom we'll see in Tag Team action here momentarily. 687 00:34:38,799 --> 00:34:41,566 [Lawler] The Interrogator, will he stand by us now or something? 688 00:34:41,633 --> 00:34:44,299 [McMahon] We'll have an international political situation here. 689 00:34:44,366 --> 00:34:46,166 [Lawler] We've had enough of those. 690 00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:48,600 [McMahon] South Africa? DOA? 691 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:50,366 [Ross] Speaking of international situation, 692 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:53,433 what about President Clinton? He's in South America this week, right? 693 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,833 [McMahon] Yeah. Unbelievable. 694 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,799 [Ross] Down there being greeted by a former Ms. Universe 695 00:34:57,866 --> 00:35:00,333 who just happens to be running for president there. 696 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,066 [McMahon] Yeah, 38-year old Irene Sanchez. 697 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:07,466 President Clinton continue to get around. Certainly has been around as of late. 698 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:10,766 And obviously Janet Reno extremely angry, the attorney general, 699 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,966 very angry with President Clinton as of late. 700 00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:15,566 -[Lawler] Why is she so hot-headed? -[McMahon] I don't know. 701 00:35:15,633 --> 00:35:17,799 Maybe it has something to do with a videotape or-- 702 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,433 I don't know. Maybe-- Who knows? 703 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,366 Maybe there's a little something going on 704 00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:26,100 with Attorney General Janet Reno and the president of the United States. 705 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,933 Maybe they're doing the wild thing together. 706 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,500 -[Lawler] What? -I don't know. 707 00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:31,766 -Hey. Come on, McMahon. -Anything can happen. 708 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,633 [Lawler] Bill Clinton and Janet Reno, come on. 709 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,799 All your dealings with the justice department, you probably met Janet Reno. 710 00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:39,533 I mean, let's face it. She's got so little sex appeal, 711 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,633 her gynecologist calls her "sir." 712 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,866 [McMahon] Oh, please. 713 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:47,133 [Ross] Will you take this two-man show in the ropes somewhere down the road? 714 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,733 [McMahon] No. No, no, not really. 715 00:35:48,799 --> 00:35:51,133 [Lawler] I mean, did you hear what he said? 716 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,299 -[Ross] He just went there. -[Lawler] President Clinton, Janet Reno. 717 00:35:54,366 --> 00:35:57,299 [Ross] There's a trial starting this week. Go ahead. 718 00:35:57,366 --> 00:36:00,666 [Lawler] Okay. So Paula Jones-- I mean, you've seen that nose on her? 719 00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:01,600 [McMahon] Uh-oh. 720 00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:04,466 [Lawler] She'd go to the zoo, people start feeding her peanuts. 721 00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,799 -All right. -Maybe you're right. 722 00:36:05,866 --> 00:36:08,166 [Lawler] He's not too choosy. Look at Hillary. 723 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,733 [Ross] All right, and a suplex. 724 00:36:10,799 --> 00:36:13,233 That's 8-Ball suplexing Sniper. 725 00:36:13,299 --> 00:36:14,533 And just for the record… 726 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,633 [McMahon] Just for the record, enough of that. 727 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,466 Big slam. 8-ball with a cover, and a kick-out by Sniper. 728 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:23,000 There's that monster who lost it over the weekend. 729 00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:25,333 [audience cheering] 730 00:36:26,799 --> 00:36:28,966 -[Lawler] And Janet Reno-- -[McMahon] Stop that. 731 00:36:29,033 --> 00:36:31,900 [Lawler] If he was with her, he deserves congressional medal of honor. 732 00:36:31,966 --> 00:36:34,500 The Navy Cross and the Purple Heart, all combined. 733 00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:36,566 You guys have been audited? 734 00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:39,466 [McMahon] As a matter of fact, yes. Every year, I get audited. 735 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:40,700 [Lawler] Get ready for it. 736 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,333 [Ross] You don't think that they would be vindictive. 737 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:47,566 Side Russian leg sweep by Recon. 738 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,633 [McMahon] A cover there and a kick-out. 739 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:50,966 [Ross] Just for the record. 740 00:36:51,033 --> 00:36:53,033 [McMahon] Just for the record. I understand. 741 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,166 [Ross] I wonder what Cornette's gonna talk about on his commentary. 742 00:36:56,233 --> 00:36:58,200 [McMahon] I happen to have some idea. 743 00:36:58,266 --> 00:36:59,900 Yeah. Yeah, he did. 744 00:36:59,966 --> 00:37:02,033 [Ross] Jim Cornette will cut loose, all right, 745 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:05,633 on a New York Post columnist, Phil Mushnick, ladies and gentlemen, 746 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,600 who has by the way a very high opinion of his own opinions 747 00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,766 and a very low opinion of your opinion. 748 00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:12,033 [indistinct chatter] 749 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,966 [McMahon] And right now, just for the record, 750 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,799 -back to the action there, JR, how's it? -Hey, good. 751 00:37:18,866 --> 00:37:19,933 That's a nice segue. 752 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,666 Very good tag made between Sniper and Recon. 753 00:37:22,733 --> 00:37:24,666 Truth Commission has been certainly, 754 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:29,966 I think, as dominant as any new faction in WWE 755 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,466 in the past several months. 756 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:35,100 Very athletic, and good move there by Sniper. 757 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,966 [McMahon] And the cover, and almost a count of three. 758 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:43,566 Certainly 8-Ball and Skull having their problems as we showed you footage 759 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:48,200 when the Interrogator was disqualified last weekend. 760 00:37:50,566 --> 00:37:52,433 [Ross] Anything else you got to talk about? 761 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,100 We talk about movies, anything hit your fancy. 762 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:58,900 [Lawler] Well, if you want me to, what about that about Gilligan? 763 00:37:58,966 --> 00:38:01,266 Killed on a plane crash. He couldn't drive a boat. 764 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:02,833 He should have never been in a plane. 765 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,833 [McMahon] That's John Denver, not Bob Denver. 766 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,400 -Whoa. Whoa. -[Ross] Oh, never mind. 767 00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:11,600 -Sniper-- -[Lawler] Oh! Whoa! 768 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:15,466 [McMahon] I'll tell you, the size of these guys in the ring-- 769 00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:17,600 I mean, they're monsters, all of them. 770 00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:19,799 [Ross] Skull and8 -Ball are both about-- Oh! 771 00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:23,733 Clothesline and a knockdown and another knockdown by the DOA. 772 00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:27,333 [McMahon] And what about that-- 773 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,966 What about this Jackyl on the outside, 774 00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:32,900 this newer member of The Truth Commission. 775 00:38:32,966 --> 00:38:34,233 [Ross] He's their David Koresh. 776 00:38:34,299 --> 00:38:36,200 -[McMahon] Is he? -For the lack of another-- 777 00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:38,533 [Lawler] Oh, look at that. He just pulled the rope. 778 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,500 -[bell rings] -Jackyl just pulled the top rope. 779 00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:42,766 Disqualification there, I believe they were called. 780 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,466 [Ross] Look at the Interrogator. He's manhandling the-- 781 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:47,566 -He snapped again. -[audience cheering] 782 00:38:47,633 --> 00:38:49,633 -He snapped again. -[bell rings] 783 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,799 And look. 784 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:55,266 I can't believe Chainz is on the back of the Interrogator 785 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,133 with virtually no effect. 786 00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:04,000 -[Lawler] Keep them away from here. -[McMahon] I'll say. 787 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,000 [Ross] Trying to get some degree of control out here. 788 00:39:08,066 --> 00:39:10,000 And I would suggest it's gonna take a while. 789 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:12,933 [Lawler] I think the DOA is gonna win this by disqualification. 790 00:39:15,366 --> 00:39:17,533 [McMahon] And look at the Interrogator. 791 00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:19,333 He's unstoppable. 792 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,833 [Ross] And 8-Ball and Skull, two men can't stop one man. 793 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:26,066 [audience chanting] DOA! DOA! DOA! 794 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,266 [Lawler] DOA, a very popular faction here in WWE. 795 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:36,566 [Ross] I'm not so sure the DOA wants any more of this Interrogator. 796 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:38,299 [McMahon] They may not. 797 00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:41,533 Any of these individuals. 798 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,333 [Lawler] Get opportunity for you to jump up over between them. 799 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,933 -[McMahon] Yeah, right. -You didn't do anything a while ago. 800 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,799 [announcer] …as a result of disqualification, 801 00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:50,266 Disciples of Apocalypse. 802 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,566 [audience chattering] 803 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,933 -[McMahon] Wow. Look at that face. -[Ross] Look at that neck. 804 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,900 Yet to come, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, more Tag Team match. 805 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,466 But this one will be for the Tag Team title. 806 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:08,933 Yes. The Godwinns who just won the title last week against LOD. 807 00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:11,866 [Lawler] And then, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 808 00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:15,666 -Guess you got an offer for him, McMahon. -If he wants to do business. 809 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:17,666 [narrator] And now, PlayStation featuring 810 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:21,200 the innovative sword fighting game, Bushido Blade by SquareSoft, 811 00:40:21,266 --> 00:40:24,666 presents the PlayStation Slam of the Week. 812 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:27,600 [Ross] Here comes the Pearl River Plunge. 813 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,799 -Boom! -[audience cheering] 814 00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:33,299 Good lord, this is too much. 815 00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:36,366 Another Pearl River Plunge. 816 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,666 -[Lawler] Listen to these people. -[Ross] We need help. 817 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:41,166 -This is enough. -Oh, good lord. 818 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:44,233 [narrator] The Slam of the Week was presented by PlayStation 819 00:40:44,299 --> 00:40:46,233 featuring the innovative sword fighting game, 820 00:40:46,299 --> 00:40:48,200 Bushido Blade by SquareSoft 821 00:40:48,266 --> 00:40:49,900 only on PlayStation. 822 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,333 [Ross] Earlier on RAW with the Hart Foundation in Owen Hart's corner, 823 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,833 The Nation in Kama's corner, 824 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:58,333 Shawn Michaels incited Bret Hart into action. 825 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,299 The whole Hart Foundation came over. 826 00:41:00,366 --> 00:41:01,400 And look at this. 827 00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:03,200 Here comes The Nation as well, 828 00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:05,100 all hell breaks loose. 829 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:09,533 And Michaels standing on top gets a bird's eye view of all of it. 830 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,866 Watch what happens now. 831 00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:15,500 Michaels and the new clique with Helmsley take the bananas they were eating. 832 00:41:15,566 --> 00:41:18,666 [Lawler] Look at Shawn Michaels, that conceited arrogant punk. 833 00:41:18,733 --> 00:41:21,033 Look at him, trying to rub it in the face of Bret Hart. 834 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:24,466 I wish Bret Hart had snatched him by the hair and pulled it out by the roots. 835 00:41:24,533 --> 00:41:28,766 [Ross] Hunter Hearst Helmsley, along with Shaw Michaels and Chyna 836 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:32,133 and Rick Rude watching The Nation and the Hart Foundation 837 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,166 go at it like spectators. 838 00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:35,966 -[bell rings] -[McMahon] Look at this. 839 00:41:36,033 --> 00:41:37,133 As far as I'm concerned, 840 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,233 this is only a sign of things to come right here tonight. 841 00:41:40,299 --> 00:41:42,900 This is far, far from over. 842 00:41:42,966 --> 00:41:47,433 [Ross] And all of these factions you see here are still in the building. 843 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,433 [Lawler] Tempers will flare, no doubt about that. 844 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,799 Who knows what's gonna happen tonight on The War Zone? 845 00:41:52,866 --> 00:41:56,966 [narrator] In over 100 countries, in seven different language 846 00:41:57,033 --> 00:41:59,633 to more than a half billion viewers each week, 847 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,566 World Wrestling Entertainment, 848 00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:04,700 the worldwide leader in sports entertainment. 849 00:42:07,433 --> 00:42:08,766 [alarm blaring] 850 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,333 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 851 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,700 ♪ Yeah ♪ 852 00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:38,533 ♪ Too much dark and not enough sky ♪ 853 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,633 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye? ♪ 854 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:48,266 [audience cheering] 855 00:42:59,466 --> 00:43:01,866 [Ross] Welcome everyone to The War Zone. 856 00:43:02,766 --> 00:43:05,066 We are in Topeka, Kansas. 857 00:43:05,133 --> 00:43:09,700 And, King, I think it's about time that we transact a little business 858 00:43:09,766 --> 00:43:12,233 with the old Rattlesnake himself. 859 00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:15,333 [Lawler] Well, you know, I heard the Chicago Bulls offered Dennis Rodman 860 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,966 a new contract but first, he had to take a physical exam. 861 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:20,966 I think before McMahon offered the contact to The Rattlesnake, 862 00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:23,633 -he ought to take a mental exam. -[audience cheering] 863 00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:30,533 [Ross] Here he comes. What's gonna happen now? 864 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,799 [McMahon] Ladies and gentlemen, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 865 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,733 [audience cheering] 866 00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:44,200 [Ross] Well, this should be some unique negotiation, yeah, 867 00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:50,500 that may not end too favorably for Vince McMahon. 868 00:43:52,799 --> 00:43:54,266 [Lawler] Almost got it right there. 869 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:57,466 [Ross] Austin is a rattlesnake. 870 00:43:57,533 --> 00:44:03,833 No doubt, he is the toughest SOB in WWE. 871 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,400 And here, there's lot of SOBs in World Wrestling Entertainment, 872 00:44:08,466 --> 00:44:09,533 let me tell you that. 873 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,833 All right, ladies and gentlemen, a moment. 874 00:44:17,799 --> 00:44:19,700 Hopefully it will be official. 875 00:44:22,633 --> 00:44:24,133 [audience cheering] 876 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:30,033 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will be reinstated 877 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:33,066 as of November 9 at the Survivor Series. 878 00:44:38,299 --> 00:44:41,866 And all you have to do, Mr. Austin, is sign on the dotted line. 879 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:52,233 I like the way you make this look so damn easy. 880 00:44:53,033 --> 00:44:55,200 What you got to do is sign first, 881 00:44:55,266 --> 00:44:58,799 because I don't trust you as far as I can throw you and that's the bottom line. 882 00:45:00,466 --> 00:45:01,866 [audience cheering] 883 00:45:05,066 --> 00:45:08,533 I don't ask too many people's opinion but should I trust him or not? 884 00:45:09,266 --> 00:45:10,566 [audience] No! 885 00:45:11,766 --> 00:45:12,866 [Lawler] I agree with that. 886 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,100 You want the match, you sign first, then I'll sign but not a second before. 887 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:22,400 But these are the same document that you saw before the broadcast. 888 00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:25,033 The same damn thing and you know it is. 889 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,533 Would you hold this microphone, please? 890 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,633 [Lawler] I think basically McMahon didn't want get sued later, right? 891 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:35,799 [scoffs] You don't trust me? 892 00:45:38,933 --> 00:45:41,266 [Lawler] Look at McMahon with those stupid glasses on. 893 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:43,700 That's got to be embarrassing in front of the world. Yeah. 894 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,366 [Ross] Steve's number one, it says. 895 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:51,233 …barely… 896 00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,566 Looks like we got a deal. 897 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,333 No, no, no. 898 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,200 No, no, no. 899 00:46:03,933 --> 00:46:05,600 No, we don't have a deal. 900 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:07,500 Not until you sign. 901 00:46:07,566 --> 00:46:11,700 As soon as you sign this November 9th, Survivor Series, 902 00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:13,633 you get Owen Hart. 903 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:16,400 But you don't sign this, you don't get it. 904 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:23,166 [Lawler] Please take those stupid looking glasses off, McMahon. 905 00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:30,266 He's not gonna sign, JR. 906 00:46:31,533 --> 00:46:34,666 [Ross] Well, we know how badly Austin wants Owen Hart. 907 00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:39,266 He gets him at Survivor Series and it's official. 908 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,033 [audience cheering] 909 00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:46,833 Got a done deal here, I think. 910 00:46:47,533 --> 00:46:50,233 It is official, you and Owen Hart in the ring. 911 00:46:51,233 --> 00:46:53,500 You're damn right. Now I guess, that leaves… 912 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:56,333 me only one thing left to do. 913 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:00,700 He's gonna stun McMahon. [laughs] 914 00:47:01,299 --> 00:47:03,299 He's gonna dot that "I" with a stunner. 915 00:47:06,066 --> 00:47:08,799 And all I'm telling you to do is shake my hand, son. 916 00:47:08,866 --> 00:47:11,166 Don't sit there and make mess out of your pants, 917 00:47:11,233 --> 00:47:13,633 just shake my damn hand and we got a deal. 918 00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:16,333 [Lawler chuckles] Look at McMahon. 919 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,066 [Ross] Good thing old Vince is wearing dark pants. 920 00:47:19,133 --> 00:47:21,200 [Lawler chuckles] Watch it, he still might get you. 921 00:47:22,233 --> 00:47:24,033 You better shake it or we ain't got a deal. 922 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,433 [Lawler] It's how it started last time, JR. 923 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,333 -[Ross] I remember. -[audience cheering] 924 00:47:35,966 --> 00:47:38,500 -[Lawler yelps] -[Ross] Uh-oh. 925 00:47:38,566 --> 00:47:40,733 Just like that I'm gonna turn your lights on 926 00:47:40,799 --> 00:47:42,766 and you know that's the truth. 927 00:47:42,833 --> 00:47:45,100 [McMahon] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 928 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,700 Before you go, just clear up one small thing. 929 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:51,066 Please don't be kicking this piece of paper around. 930 00:47:51,133 --> 00:47:53,433 [Lawler] Don't press your luck, McMahon. 931 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,866 Before you go, just clear up one small detail if you don't mind. 932 00:47:56,933 --> 00:47:59,533 Last week you said it was none of my business 933 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,766 and maybe it wasn't, all right? 934 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,066 But what did you-- What were you doing 935 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:07,533 at Bad Blood when you interfered in that match 936 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,666 with Owen Hart and with Faarooq? What were you doing? 937 00:48:10,733 --> 00:48:12,066 See what happened was, 938 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:14,266 Faarooq was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 939 00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:15,833 I got no problem against him, 940 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:18,566 I got no problem with The Nation of Domination. 941 00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:21,966 The bottom line is Steve Austin gets what Steve Austin wants, 942 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,400 and I want Owen Hart's ass, 943 00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:26,400 I want the Intercontinental title and I want it real fast. 944 00:48:26,466 --> 00:48:30,299 It's my business and Stone Cold does what he wants, when he wants. 945 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,900 [audience cheering] 946 00:48:31,966 --> 00:48:35,233 Now you just wait a minute. Let me tell you something Stone Cold. 947 00:48:35,299 --> 00:48:37,333 No, you've been in my business. 948 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,866 What you did was cross the railroad track. 949 00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:41,566 I thought your kind of people knew 950 00:48:41,633 --> 00:48:44,166 when you cross the railroad track, what's over there. 951 00:48:44,233 --> 00:48:46,533 Hey, let me tell you what's over there. 952 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,933 There are no white picket fence over there, there are no three-car garage. 953 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,733 There are no five-bedroom houses over there. 954 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:57,166 What we do is make a sacrifice for everything we did across the time. 955 00:48:57,233 --> 00:49:00,600 And what you did when you cost me the Intercontinental title 956 00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:04,566 was sacrifice your ass to me and The Nation. 957 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,366 [Lawler] This could get ugly. 958 00:49:09,433 --> 00:49:12,633 Basically I didn't understand one damn word you said. 959 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,766 [audience cheering] 960 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:16,033 [Lawler laughing] 961 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,933 But it sounds like you're little pissed off. 962 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,100 Sounds like you got something against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 963 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:25,100 for wrapping that damn belt around your head. 964 00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:26,866 So, I'm telling you, 965 00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:29,500 all you got to do is bring your ass to the ring 966 00:49:29,566 --> 00:49:32,799 or anyone of them people up there, 967 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,766 I'll stomp a mud hole in you and walk it dry. 968 00:49:37,366 --> 00:49:41,466 You think you're so damn tough, all big and jacked up, 969 00:49:41,533 --> 00:49:44,233 it shouldn't be nothing but a thing for one of you guys 970 00:49:44,299 --> 00:49:47,066 to come up here and whip someone with a bad neck's ass. 971 00:49:48,799 --> 00:49:51,366 [Lawler] I hope you don't think just one is gonna come up there. 972 00:49:51,433 --> 00:49:52,700 Kick his ass. 973 00:49:52,766 --> 00:49:54,299 [Ross] Here comes Rocky. 974 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:56,799 -Rocky Maivia accept the challenge. -[Lawler] Look at this. 975 00:49:56,866 --> 00:50:00,299 [Ross] There's the stunner. Stone Cold stunner. 976 00:50:00,366 --> 00:50:02,200 -[Lawler] He got him. -[audience cheering] 977 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:06,733 [Ross] Austin has just stunned-- And there goes Stone Cold. 978 00:50:06,799 --> 00:50:10,533 Stone Cold's stunned Rocky Maivia out of his boots. 979 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,966 [Lawler] He's out in the crowd. 980 00:50:14,299 --> 00:50:16,333 [Ross] Stone Cold through the crowd. 981 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,433 And there goes the Rattlesnake, 982 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:23,633 much to the dismay of The Nation of Domination. 983 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,700 ["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] 984 00:50:26,766 --> 00:50:28,200 [Lawler] Unbelievable. 985 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:34,333 Rocky Maivia was stunned and then Stone Cold hit the high road. 986 00:50:34,399 --> 00:50:35,566 [Ross] Still to come tonight, 987 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:39,033 The Legion of Doom will win the tag titles or they will retire. 988 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:43,366 We'll find out right here tonight when the LOD takes on the Godwinns. 989 00:50:48,233 --> 00:50:50,533 People have always known in WWE, 990 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,399 whenever motorcycles were sounding, 991 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,333 here comes the LOD, you know. 992 00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:56,766 And we did it in Wembley stadium. 993 00:50:56,833 --> 00:51:00,466 You had all 89,000 people, wherever it was, standing ovation. 994 00:51:00,533 --> 00:51:03,566 It was so loud, you cannot hear the music or the motorcycles. 995 00:51:03,633 --> 00:51:05,066 [announcer] The Legion of Doom. 996 00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:07,500 [Bobby] Oh, yeah. 997 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,399 [McMahon] What an entrance. 998 00:51:11,066 --> 00:51:13,299 [suspenseful music playing] 999 00:51:16,533 --> 00:51:18,033 Mission complete, Chief. 1000 00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,866 -Not true. -But why, Chief? 1001 00:51:20,933 --> 00:51:22,899 Because I'm really not the chief. 1002 00:51:22,966 --> 00:51:24,666 [loud crinkling] 1003 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,100 [laughs] 1004 00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,299 "Classy" Freddie Blassie? 1005 00:51:29,366 --> 00:51:31,566 No toots, read the script. 1006 00:51:31,633 --> 00:51:34,100 I'm the evil Dr. Madman. 1007 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:36,899 And you have one more challenge to pass. 1008 00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:38,233 [weapons whirring] 1009 00:51:38,299 --> 00:51:40,566 -Super strike. You're all out. -[loud beeping] 1010 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:43,133 Foiled begin. 1011 00:51:43,799 --> 00:51:45,399 Unfreeze that pencil-neck geek. 1012 00:51:49,466 --> 00:51:50,733 What happened? 1013 00:51:50,799 --> 00:51:52,799 [speaking in other language] 1014 00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:57,200 [in English] All right, boys. 1015 00:51:57,266 --> 00:52:00,266 Deal those cards before I rap you with my cane. 1016 00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:03,333 [narrator] Lazer Tag by Tiger. On sale now. 1017 00:52:07,966 --> 00:52:10,233 Well, we came up with the look ourselves. 1018 00:52:10,299 --> 00:52:13,333 The name was probably a combination, you know, we sat down, 1019 00:52:13,399 --> 00:52:18,200 and we betted around a little bit and then the Road Warrior name just fit. 1020 00:52:19,066 --> 00:52:21,500 Animal was my nickname since I was a kid, anyway. 1021 00:52:21,566 --> 00:52:23,133 And we always had our nickname. 1022 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,000 Hawk always had his name too, so that was a part of us. 1023 00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:28,533 We just incorporated everything together and it worked out. 1024 00:52:29,766 --> 00:52:36,399 [McMahon] Animal and Hawk greeting this capacity crowd over 20,000 WWE fans. 1025 00:52:37,299 --> 00:52:40,033 -American originals. -[Lawler] The LOD look. 1026 00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:42,766 I bet when they look in the mirror, their reflections throws up. 1027 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:45,633 And if I have to see another LOD moment, I'm gonna throw up. 1028 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,366 [McMahon] Ladies and gentlemen, joining us, The Legion of Doom, 1029 00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:50,533 the Road Warriors unquestionably the most well-known 1030 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,399 Tag Team combination in WWE history and all of wrestling history. 1031 00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:57,533 But gentlemen, why take a risk of this magnitude tonight? 1032 00:52:58,533 --> 00:52:59,866 Well, Vince, tonight's the night. 1033 00:53:01,366 --> 00:53:04,766 Tonight's the night we find out if the Road Warriors got the fire 1034 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,666 and the desire to be WWE Champions. 1035 00:53:07,733 --> 00:53:10,299 Tonight's the night that we find out if the Hawk and Animal 1036 00:53:10,366 --> 00:53:14,466 got what it takes deep down inside of us to want to be champions. 1037 00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:16,933 We had a lot of opportunities with Bulldog and Owen Hart 1038 00:53:17,633 --> 00:53:18,966 and we didn't get the job done. 1039 00:53:19,033 --> 00:53:23,166 We let outside inference that we never let bother us before in our head 1040 00:53:23,233 --> 00:53:26,133 get in our way to become the WWE Champions. 1041 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,733 Now, we're not gonna be like some guys who had laurels in the past, 1042 00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:34,100 that can't cut it today like Hulk Hogan or Randy Savage living on yesteryear. 1043 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:38,433 The challenge today and the competition's a lot tougher today. 1044 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,299 So that's why we wanna be the new WWE Champions. 1045 00:53:41,366 --> 00:53:43,500 If we can't cut it, then we're out of here. 1046 00:53:44,633 --> 00:53:46,533 [Hawk] We're gonna find out tonight 1047 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,700 whether we're the king of the hill or over the hill. 1048 00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:52,666 If we're over the hill, and lose the match, 1049 00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:54,733 we're gone. 1050 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,266 [McMahon] Very candid comments from The Legion of Doom. 1051 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:01,166 [Lawler] Well, parting is such sweet sorrow 1052 00:54:01,233 --> 00:54:03,166 unless you're saying goodbye to Legion of Doom, 1053 00:54:03,233 --> 00:54:04,799 then it's just sweet if you ask me. 1054 00:54:04,866 --> 00:54:06,733 [announcer] …weighing in at 206 pounds… 1055 00:54:06,799 --> 00:54:09,933 [McMahon] One of the greatest Tag Teams of all time. 1056 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,833 Tajiri in the ring now and one of the great light heavyweights. 1057 00:54:13,899 --> 00:54:16,533 There you see the latest WWE magazine available 1058 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,299 and on the inside, Light Heavyweight Lightnin'. 1059 00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:21,833 A very interesting article of all the light heavyweights. 1060 00:54:22,466 --> 00:54:24,433 And here comes another light heavyweight. 1061 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,233 By the way, ladies and gentlemen, the conclusion of this match-up, 1062 00:54:27,299 --> 00:54:31,000 Jim Cornette will speak on Phil Mushnick 1063 00:54:31,066 --> 00:54:34,133 of the New York Post and TV Guide for us. 1064 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,166 [Lawler] He's gonna tell us what he thinks, right? 1065 00:54:36,233 --> 00:54:37,233 Let me ask you something. 1066 00:54:37,299 --> 00:54:39,066 What you do think of Phil Mushnick? 1067 00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:43,366 [McMahon] I think Phil Mushnick is a miserable son of a [bleep]. 1068 00:54:43,433 --> 00:54:45,533 -[Lawler] Whoa. -That's what I think. 1069 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,933 [Lawler] That's a big lawsuit. 1070 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:50,799 [McMahon] Well, King, is he really too sexy? 1071 00:54:51,799 --> 00:54:53,299 [Lawler] What do you think, McMahon? 1072 00:54:53,366 --> 00:54:55,533 Take a look at these morons out here in the crowd. 1073 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,766 Look at those-- That girl, she just fainted. 1074 00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:59,899 -She did? -Look at that one drooling. 1075 00:54:59,966 --> 00:55:02,433 -What do you think? -He's not wearing deodorant or something. 1076 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,733 What are talking about, McMahon? 1077 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,100 [McMahon] Brian Christopher 1078 00:55:09,633 --> 00:55:11,633 causing a woman to faint 1079 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,500 -at ringside according to King. -[bell rings] 1080 00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,266 [Lawler] Look at him. Get that girl up over there. 1081 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:20,700 [McMahon] Yeah. This should be an outstanding match-up. 1082 00:55:20,766 --> 00:55:22,533 [Lawler] Look at this. 1083 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,633 [McMahon] And Christopher, right away making fun of Tajiri, 1084 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,233 his martial art technique. 1085 00:55:27,299 --> 00:55:29,466 Tajiri's only been a pro three years, 1086 00:55:30,366 --> 00:55:33,700 was in dental school in Japan when he decided to start studying kickboxing. 1087 00:55:33,766 --> 00:55:35,133 [Lawler] It's gonna come in handy 1088 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,666 when Brian Christopher knocks all his teeth out. [laughs] 1089 00:55:40,466 --> 00:55:42,799 [McMahon] And Brian Christopher working on the wrist. 1090 00:55:42,866 --> 00:55:44,366 Nice escape there by Tajiri. 1091 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:48,000 -[Lawler] Look at that. -[McMahon] That was nicely executed. 1092 00:55:48,066 --> 00:55:51,666 -Christopher's very proud of himself. -[Lawler] That's right. He didn't care-- 1093 00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:53,100 [McMahon] Striking resemblance 1094 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:56,799 between Brian Christopher, professionally at least, and the King. 1095 00:55:56,866 --> 00:55:58,566 -Your bodies are similar. -[Lawler] Yeah. 1096 00:55:58,633 --> 00:56:01,866 [McMahon] Oh! And now goes Tajiri right back up. 1097 00:56:01,933 --> 00:56:04,633 From the other side now, Tajiri-- Oh. What a suplex. 1098 00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:06,566 [Lawler groans] 1099 00:56:06,633 --> 00:56:09,566 [McMahon] Look at that follow-up. He used his feet as well his hands. 1100 00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:11,866 Now, Brian Christopher set for the ride reversal. 1101 00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:13,500 Tajiri-- What's he doing? 1102 00:56:14,433 --> 00:56:15,366 [both] Oh! 1103 00:56:15,433 --> 00:56:16,700 [Lawler laughs] 1104 00:56:16,766 --> 00:56:19,066 How about that from the top. 1105 00:56:19,133 --> 00:56:21,266 -Look out. -With a dropkick, nicely done. 1106 00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:23,866 Tajiri for the cover. 1107 00:56:23,933 --> 00:56:26,133 Cover block. And that's all you can get. 1108 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,733 [Ross] Well, King, your son's getting beat there. 1109 00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:32,433 [Lawler] Hey, will you quit that, JR. I'm getting just about fed up with it. 1110 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:35,333 Oh, you have got to join Max Mini, you're a mental midget. 1111 00:56:39,266 --> 00:56:41,833 [McMahon] Let's take a look on some of the action we saw. 1112 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,000 Look at-- Wow. 1113 00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:46,299 Lightning leg kick, and from there a dropkick from the top. 1114 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:49,299 -Tajiri. -[Lawler] Oh, there you go. 1115 00:56:49,366 --> 00:56:51,366 -Dental school calling. -[McMahon] I'll say. 1116 00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:52,899 Good takedown by Brian Christopher. 1117 00:56:52,966 --> 00:56:55,000 Excellent takedown. I guess you taught him that. 1118 00:56:55,066 --> 00:56:56,866 -Come on! -[Lawler] What? 1119 00:56:56,933 --> 00:56:58,399 [McMahon] Yeah, sure. 1120 00:56:59,266 --> 00:57:02,333 Brian Christopher, light heavyweight division, ladies and gentlemen. 1121 00:57:02,399 --> 00:57:06,833 He has certainly left his mark as of late and Tajiri trying to leave his and… 1122 00:57:06,899 --> 00:57:08,966 Oh, that heel drop. 1123 00:57:09,033 --> 00:57:11,433 [Lawler] Take a look at that McMahon, huh? What do you think? 1124 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,000 Is he too sexy now or is he just too good, huh? 1125 00:57:14,066 --> 00:57:16,733 [McMahon] Here's the cover. We have one, two and a kick-out. 1126 00:57:17,433 --> 00:57:20,000 Don't worry about it. Brian Christopher is just toying with him, 1127 00:57:20,066 --> 00:57:21,166 he's just playing with him. 1128 00:57:22,233 --> 00:57:24,333 He can beat him anytime he wanted to. 1129 00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,866 [Ross] He's a great athlete. Would you adopt him? 1130 00:57:27,433 --> 00:57:28,966 [Lawler] What are you talking about? 1131 00:57:29,033 --> 00:57:31,466 [Ross] Come on, King, give it up. Here we go. 1132 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,700 -[Lawler] Lemme say what happened. -[Ross] Tell me. 1133 00:57:33,766 --> 00:57:35,500 [Lawler] Years ago I got a vasectomy, right? 1134 00:57:35,566 --> 00:57:36,833 -I put in on my-- -A what? 1135 00:57:36,899 --> 00:57:39,399 [Lawler] A vasectomy, I put in on my master card. 1136 00:57:39,466 --> 00:57:41,133 -I forgot to pay the bill. -[Ross] Uh-huh. 1137 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,799 [Lawler] So the finance company came over to take it away from me. 1138 00:57:43,866 --> 00:57:45,866 -Can you believe that? -[McMahon] No. 1139 00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:48,333 I don't think we're gonna believe that one. 1140 00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:50,833 -[Lawler] Wait, I'm dizzy. -[McMahon] I guess so. 1141 00:57:50,899 --> 00:57:53,833 Tajiri in control and a count of three. He got him-- 1142 00:57:53,899 --> 00:57:56,766 -[Ross] No, no, no. -[McMahon] So close. 1143 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:58,733 [Lawler] Come on, Brian. 1144 00:57:58,799 --> 00:58:00,466 [McMahon] Look at that maneuver. 1145 00:58:00,533 --> 00:58:04,966 Elbows squaring up on the jaw from the far side. Tajiri in control. 1146 00:58:05,033 --> 00:58:06,333 A kick to the head now. 1147 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,399 [Lawler] Sissy martial art kicks. Let me tell you something. 1148 00:58:09,466 --> 00:58:11,766 Brian Christopher doesn't know anything about martial art. 1149 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:14,566 He don't know taekwondo, he don't know karate. 1150 00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:17,200 He thinks judo is the stuff they make bagels out of, 1151 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:18,500 but he knows wrestling. 1152 00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:21,033 And I promise you this, when he gets a hold of this-- 1153 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:23,333 -What this called-- Tajiri? -[McMahon] Tajiri. 1154 00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:26,833 [Lawler] I promise, he'll send him back to dental school with no teeth. 1155 00:58:26,899 --> 00:58:28,966 [Ross] Did you think of naming Brian "Prince"? 1156 00:58:29,033 --> 00:58:30,666 You're the king, he could be the prince. 1157 00:58:30,733 --> 00:58:32,899 You're Burger King, he'll be Whopper Junior. 1158 00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:33,866 Uh-oh. 1159 00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:36,133 [McMahon] Tajiri with Brian Christopher 1160 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:39,600 trying to yank him out of the corner, it might be one way to the other. 1161 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:42,733 Christopher from one side to the other. Here comes Tajiri moving in. 1162 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,233 [commentators exclaiming] 1163 00:58:46,733 --> 00:58:49,266 -[Lawler] Was that a tooth? -[Ross] It could've been a tooth. 1164 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:50,466 Brian Christopher. 1165 00:58:50,533 --> 00:58:53,433 Might be going to the dentist over in Japan. 1166 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,133 Oh, Tajiri's family… 1167 00:58:57,533 --> 00:58:59,833 -might be able to help him out. -[Lawler] Come on, Brian. 1168 00:58:59,899 --> 00:59:02,700 [McMahon] He could use some help. Kick to the head, nicely done. 1169 00:59:02,766 --> 00:59:04,833 [Lawler] He's like a girl. All he does is kick you. 1170 00:59:06,966 --> 00:59:09,000 [Ross] Shades of Antonio Inoki. 1171 00:59:11,066 --> 00:59:12,866 You remember that boxing match he had? 1172 00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:14,933 -[Lawler] How long ago was that? -[Ross] With Ali. 1173 00:59:16,066 --> 00:59:17,066 [Lawler] There you go. 1174 00:59:17,133 --> 00:59:18,833 [McMahon] A nice clothesline takedown. 1175 00:59:18,899 --> 00:59:21,166 -[Ross] That was a good investment. -Yeah, sure it was. 1176 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:24,399 -How much are you losing? -[Ross] Speaking of good investment-- 1177 00:59:24,466 --> 00:59:26,500 There's a new Hulk Hogan movie coming out. 1178 00:59:26,566 --> 00:59:28,466 [Lawler] You've make money on those before. 1179 00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:30,000 [Mr. McMahon laughs] 1180 00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:33,366 -[McMahon] Oh, my goodness. -[Ross] No Holds Barred. 1181 00:59:33,433 --> 00:59:34,600 No profit allowed. 1182 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,766 [McMahon] We'll have some more on that later on. 1183 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:39,700 [Lawler] Here we go now, Brian Christopher going upstairs. 1184 00:59:40,266 --> 00:59:44,366 Let's see if he can polish off this young Japanese WWE star. 1185 00:59:44,433 --> 00:59:45,333 Oh, no! 1186 00:59:47,133 --> 00:59:50,533 [McMahon] Tajiri with an opportunity to put Christopher away. 1187 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,299 Again continuing to work on the knee. 1188 00:59:52,366 --> 00:59:54,066 -[Lawler] Wow. -And to the head! 1189 00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:59,000 [Lawler] Come on, Brian, you can outsmart this idiot. 1190 00:59:59,066 --> 01:00:01,466 I'm still wondering why Kamikaze pilots used to wear helmets. 1191 01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:04,166 [McMahon] Tajiri, whoa. 1192 01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:07,066 And Christopher may need a helmet if this continues. 1193 01:00:07,133 --> 01:00:08,466 -[Lawler] Look out. -Here we go. 1194 01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:11,133 Tajiri now, yeah. Standing moonsault. 1195 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,033 -[Lawler] No, no, no. -[McMahon] Whoa, whoa, very close. 1196 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:17,233 You want him to lose, don't you, McMahon? You want Brian Christopher to lose. 1197 01:00:17,299 --> 01:00:19,466 -What's the matter with you? -Didn't exactly say that. 1198 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,333 -Here we go. What's this? -[Lawler] Yes. 1199 01:00:22,399 --> 01:00:24,466 Oh, right hand right in the nose, it looks like. 1200 01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:26,799 -[Lawler] Beautiful. Look out. -[Ross] Nice switch there. 1201 01:00:27,366 --> 01:00:31,100 And he's rolling him right up, one, two, and he's got him-- 1202 01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,866 -[Lawler] No, no, no. -[McMahon] Huh? 1203 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:35,466 -[Lawler] There you go. -[Ross] The tights. The tights. 1204 01:00:35,533 --> 01:00:38,066 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] That's a three count, yahoo. 1205 01:00:38,133 --> 01:00:39,433 [announcer] Here is your winner… 1206 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,566 -[Ross] The kid cheated. -[Lawler] He's the winner. 1207 01:00:41,633 --> 01:00:43,533 -[Ross] He pulled the tights. -[Lawler] What? 1208 01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:46,899 [McMahon] Well, you must be very proud, King, huh? 1209 01:00:46,966 --> 01:00:48,433 -What do you mean? -It's amazing. 1210 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:51,533 You're smiling, Brian's smiling, you resemble each other. 1211 01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:53,933 -[Ross] And you know why? -Why is that? 1212 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,066 -Because the King is the boy's daddy. -Oh, give it up. 1213 01:00:57,133 --> 01:00:59,533 -[Lawler] You know what, let's… -[Ross] Look here. 1214 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,466 [Lawler] A sore loser, ain't he? 1215 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:02,633 [audience cheering] 1216 01:01:03,266 --> 01:01:04,933 [McMahon] And look at Tajiri. 1217 01:01:07,533 --> 01:01:11,200 And standing by, ladies and gentlemen, Jim Cornette, his subject matter. 1218 01:01:11,266 --> 01:01:14,433 [Lawler] Hold this headphone. I'll go and slap that Tajiri myself. 1219 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:19,433 [McMahon] New York Post columnist and TV Guide columnist, Phil Mushnick. 1220 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,700 [audience shouting] 1221 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,566 I'm Jim Cornette and the views I'm about to express are my own 1222 01:01:24,633 --> 01:01:26,466 but as you'll see, they may be yours too. 1223 01:01:26,533 --> 01:01:28,000 There's a man named Phil Mushnick 1224 01:01:28,066 --> 01:01:30,833 who writes columns for the New York Post and for TV Guide. 1225 01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:33,200 You probably never heard of Mr. Mushnick but you should, 1226 01:01:33,266 --> 01:01:35,433 'cause he's had some nasty things to say about you. 1227 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,533 You see, Phil Mushnick hates pro-wrestling 1228 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,600 and he's not content just to change the channel. 1229 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,633 He didn't want you to be able to watch it either. 1230 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:44,233 Not WWE, WCW, ECW, nothing. 1231 01:01:44,299 --> 01:01:46,933 For the past several years, Mushnick has lead a one-man-campaign 1232 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,899 to have the wrestling industry abolished. 1233 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:51,899 Recently, when Ted Turner donated one billion dollars to charity, 1234 01:01:51,966 --> 01:01:55,799 Mr. Mushnick said that the world would be better served if he closed up WCW. 1235 01:01:55,866 --> 01:01:58,600 Phil Mushnick is the man who called for and spearheaded the media 1236 01:01:58,666 --> 01:02:01,366 and publicity barrage over the federal indictment of Vince McMahon 1237 01:02:01,433 --> 01:02:03,533 and WWE on steroid charges. 1238 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,066 And even though McMahon and WWE 1239 01:02:05,133 --> 01:02:07,299 were proven totally innocent of federal courtroom, 1240 01:02:07,366 --> 01:02:10,233 Mushnick ignores that fact to this day and writes his columns 1241 01:02:10,299 --> 01:02:12,166 as if it were a fact they were proven guilty 1242 01:02:12,233 --> 01:02:14,500 just so he can continue his one man crusade. 1243 01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:17,466 He even wrote a column one time about the Madison Square Garden Network 1244 01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:21,366 firing Marv Albert, saying that The Garden should cancel wrestling matches too. 1245 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:24,500 But Phil Mushnick not only hates wrestling, he hates wrestling fans. 1246 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,933 Here's a few things he said to say about you and I quote, 1247 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,833 "If not for America's lunatic fringe and the disaffected, 1248 01:02:29,899 --> 01:02:31,566 WCW would be out of business. 1249 01:02:31,633 --> 01:02:34,233 If you can tell me you'd bring an important child in your life 1250 01:02:34,299 --> 01:02:36,266 to a pro-wrestling match, I have no gripe with you 1251 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:38,366 'cause you clearly don't know right from wrong. 1252 01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:40,533 And the overwhelming majority of the wrestling fans 1253 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,399 who contact me simply prove my point 1254 01:02:42,466 --> 01:02:45,200 that flooding my mailbox with profanities, obscenities, 1255 01:02:45,266 --> 01:02:48,666 and other acts that show them to be a disfranchised sub-culture." 1256 01:02:48,733 --> 01:02:51,433 Mr. Mushnick, I'm a wrestling fan and a lot of the people who read 1257 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,033 the New York Post and TV Guide are wrestling fans too 1258 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:57,066 and we don't enjoy being insulted by publications we pay money to read. 1259 01:02:57,133 --> 01:03:00,066 We don't appreciate being told we don't know how to parent our children. 1260 01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:02,533 We don't want a pompous, self-righteous man with a grudge 1261 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,133 sitting on top of Mount Olympus looking down his nose at us 1262 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,733 and campaigning to take away 1263 01:03:06,799 --> 01:03:09,233 the constitutional rights of every American is guaranteed. 1264 01:03:09,299 --> 01:03:11,000 The freedom of speech, freedom of choice, 1265 01:03:11,066 --> 01:03:13,766 and the freedom to enjoy whatever entertainment we choose. 1266 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:17,600 Those are facts, Mr. Mushnick, not rumors, not sub-positions but facts. 1267 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,533 You ought to try to deal in them sometimes. 1268 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,366 And I think it's time the means of people 1269 01:03:21,433 --> 01:03:23,533 that you belittle as subhuman every chance you get 1270 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,899 tell the New York Post and TV Guide what they think of you. 1271 01:03:26,966 --> 01:03:29,566 But if this has been going on so long, why am I mad right now? 1272 01:03:30,466 --> 01:03:33,399 Because recently Phil Mushnick used Brian Pillman's death 1273 01:03:33,466 --> 01:03:36,899 to call for another outcry against wrestling and I quote once again, 1274 01:03:36,966 --> 01:03:40,200 "The problem is the mainstream media don't look hard enough at pro-wrestling. 1275 01:03:40,266 --> 01:03:43,600 Imagine if middle aged pro-baseball players drop dead on a regular basis, 1276 01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:47,133 this would be page one stuff and a federal inquiry would be launched." 1277 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:51,266 Brian Pillman was a friend of mine. 1278 01:03:51,966 --> 01:03:53,866 From the time he was born with throat cancer, 1279 01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:57,166 he had the courage to undergo 36 different throat operations. 1280 01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:58,966 He'd the courage to withstand the punishment 1281 01:03:59,033 --> 01:04:01,466 of pro-football and 10 years as a pro-wrestler. 1282 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,600 He had the courage to come back from a car wreck 1283 01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:07,100 that shattered his ankle and from a lot of other of personal tragedies. 1284 01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:10,666 And then one night he went to sleep at a hotel room and he died. 1285 01:04:11,533 --> 01:04:13,733 And for you, Phil Mushnick, 1286 01:04:13,799 --> 01:04:16,333 to use his death as an excuse for another called action 1287 01:04:16,399 --> 01:04:18,433 and your one-man-vendetta against pro-wrestling 1288 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:22,200 is more vulgar and more obscene than anything that you've ever falsely accused 1289 01:04:22,266 --> 01:04:24,200 the wrestling industry of being guilty of. 1290 01:04:24,266 --> 01:04:27,200 So in behalf of the wrestling fans, the wrestling industry, 1291 01:04:27,266 --> 01:04:29,100 the friends and family of Brian Pillman, 1292 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,166 and anyone in this country today that denies any one man 1293 01:04:32,233 --> 01:04:35,233 the right to force his morals and his beliefs on all of us 1294 01:04:35,299 --> 01:04:38,733 and take away our constitutional rights, on behalf of those people, 1295 01:04:38,799 --> 01:04:40,933 I say go to hell, Phil Mushnick. 1296 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,100 And try to reform things down there 1297 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,333 because we're doing just fine up here without you. 1298 01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:48,666 I'm Jim Cornette and that's my opinion. 1299 01:04:49,366 --> 01:04:51,633 [McMahon] Amen and amen. 1300 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:55,133 Yet to come, ladies and gentlemen, right here tonight, 1301 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:59,266 whether Mushnick likes it, it's a Tag Team title up for grabs. 1302 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,733 LOD against the Godwinns. 1303 01:05:01,799 --> 01:05:04,000 [Ross] And in addition to that, 1304 01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:06,333 Goldust and Marlena are back together. 1305 01:05:06,399 --> 01:05:09,733 Next, Goldust takes on Savio The Boricuas. Stay with us. 1306 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,799 [Ross] Welcome back to The War Zone. 1307 01:05:12,866 --> 01:05:16,100 Make sure that WWE Survivor Series is proudly presented 1308 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,533 by Milton Bradley Karate Fighters. 1309 01:05:20,733 --> 01:05:22,500 All right. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, 1310 01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:26,133 on their way down to the squared circle, Los Boricuas. 1311 01:05:27,933 --> 01:05:31,466 [announcer] Making his way now being accompanied by Los Boricuas, 1312 01:05:31,533 --> 01:05:34,500 weighing in at 248 pounds, 1313 01:05:34,566 --> 01:05:38,333 Savio Vega! 1314 01:05:38,399 --> 01:05:41,000 [McMahon] Savio Vega along with all the other Boricuas 1315 01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:43,799 and again Savio Vega is gonna lock up with Goldust 1316 01:05:43,866 --> 01:05:47,466 who is to be accompanied by Marlena, first time they're teamed together. 1317 01:05:47,533 --> 01:05:51,333 Tragedy was reported after the death of Brian Pillman. 1318 01:05:51,399 --> 01:05:55,899 By the way, last week Goldust and Marlena were scheduled to renew their vows. 1319 01:05:55,966 --> 01:05:58,899 Out of respect to the Pillman Family, 1320 01:05:58,966 --> 01:06:01,666 they did not renew their vows at all. 1321 01:06:01,733 --> 01:06:06,166 [Ross] They are back in action to see how good Goldust is. 1322 01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:09,866 [McMahon] He's gonna have to be good facing Savio Vega. 1323 01:06:11,166 --> 01:06:13,266 -["Gold-Lust" playing] -Here we go. 1324 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:15,933 [Lawler] Whoa. 1325 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,766 [announcer] His opponent being accompanied to the ring by Marlena, 1326 01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:23,700 from Hollywood, California weighing at 250 pounds, 1327 01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:26,733 -Goldust. -[audience cheering] 1328 01:06:28,433 --> 01:06:31,733 [Ross] Here comes Goldust along with Marlena. 1329 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,833 [McMahon] It could be an outstanding match-up. 1330 01:06:38,899 --> 01:06:43,066 Goldust first making an appearance here in WWE. 1331 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,799 Obviously, a movie buff. 1332 01:06:46,066 --> 01:06:50,566 [McMahon] And speaking of movies, that No Holds Barred movie with Hogan. 1333 01:06:50,633 --> 01:06:53,600 [Lawler] Oh, please. Did you really finance that, McMahon? 1334 01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:56,600 [McMahon] Oh, let me just say that Hogan promised me 1335 01:06:56,666 --> 01:07:00,566 that if we lost money, he was gonna return his salary. 1336 01:07:00,633 --> 01:07:02,433 [Ross] I guess the check's still in the mail. 1337 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,566 [McMahon] But he's got another one coming out. 1338 01:07:04,633 --> 01:07:07,566 The only thing more painful than watching the Hulkster trying to act 1339 01:07:07,633 --> 01:07:10,500 is watch him try to still wrestle, I guess. 1340 01:07:10,566 --> 01:07:14,033 But I understand he does have hair in the movie. 1341 01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,533 -[Lawler] What? -[McMahon] I understand. 1342 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,866 In any event, Goldust will be-- 1343 01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:22,866 [Lawler] You shouldn't talk about toupees. 1344 01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:25,899 [McMahon] Well, at least I wear a good one. 1345 01:07:25,966 --> 01:07:27,966 -[audience cheering] -Little buzz there. 1346 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:32,466 [Lawler] JR, what's the story, you're laid-back tonight, huh? 1347 01:07:32,533 --> 01:07:36,866 [Ross] Well, I'm just thinking about what brought Marlena and Goldust to the dance. 1348 01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:39,166 -Thinking about what… -[bell rings] 1349 01:07:39,233 --> 01:07:42,366 The threat of the three Boricuas on the outside of the ring. 1350 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:44,866 I wasn't thinking about No Holds Barred quite frankly. 1351 01:07:44,933 --> 01:07:46,533 [McMahon] In any event, here we go. 1352 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,299 Lock-up, quick takedown there by Goldust. 1353 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:52,266 You know, Goldust and Savio Vega have had their problems in the past. 1354 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:55,066 Pretty good rivalry between these two individuals. 1355 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,200 Savio Vega, his buddy by the way, ladies and gentlemen, 1356 01:08:00,299 --> 01:08:04,366 friend outside the ring, Ahmed Johnson, was seen during the break. 1357 01:08:05,366 --> 01:08:06,966 -My goodness. -[Lawler] Look at Goldust. 1358 01:08:07,033 --> 01:08:08,799 This is the first opportunity in over a month 1359 01:08:08,866 --> 01:08:11,766 that he's had to actually focus on his opponent in a match. 1360 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:12,666 [McMahon] True. 1361 01:08:14,866 --> 01:08:18,500 Another puff off that cigar. The aroma from that cigar is rank. 1362 01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:20,800 [Ross] Somewhat pungent. 1363 01:08:21,766 --> 01:08:27,133 [Lawler] Ahmed Johnson back in action and was absolutely sliced open. 1364 01:08:28,099 --> 01:08:31,466 Ahmed has a lot of problems here, injury wise. 1365 01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:35,399 -But he's here tonight, right? -[McMahon] Yup. Saw him earlier. 1366 01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:36,566 [Lawler gasps] 1367 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:42,033 [Ross] Great athletic move by Savio Vega as Goldust was able to avoid the contact. 1368 01:08:42,099 --> 01:08:44,000 Comes back with a right hand from the former 1369 01:08:44,066 --> 01:08:45,833 two-time Intercontinental Champion. 1370 01:08:46,433 --> 01:08:48,933 [McMahon] And you're talking about Goldust and his focus, 1371 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,899 it's difficult for him to focus. I'd suggest-- 1372 01:08:50,966 --> 01:08:52,766 [Ross] Yeah. Whoa, here we go. 1373 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:56,566 The referee saw that. It could be a disqualification right here. 1374 01:08:56,633 --> 01:09:00,200 Right there. The judgment-- Whoa. What a kick to the face. 1375 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,700 Savio Vega just dims Goldust's lights. 1376 01:09:02,766 --> 01:09:04,399 [Lawler] And the referee didn't see it. 1377 01:09:04,466 --> 01:09:07,566 -[McMahon] No, he didn't. -The referee's pulling a rocky roll 1378 01:09:07,633 --> 01:09:08,899 and ejecting some people. 1379 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,233 The jacket-- The official is demanding 1380 01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:17,700 that Los Boricuas exit the ringside area 1381 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,466 rather than disqualify Savio Vega. 1382 01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:25,000 [Lawler] But the damage is being done right now by Savio 1383 01:09:25,066 --> 01:09:27,333 -still behind the referee's back. -[audience clamoring] 1384 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,000 [McMahon] All right. 1385 01:09:32,066 --> 01:09:36,099 And Savio respecting the officials, backing off and may have another one. 1386 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:37,566 [Ross] It may not matter. 1387 01:09:37,633 --> 01:09:40,099 That kick to the face has really nailed Goldust. 1388 01:09:40,966 --> 01:09:43,033 [McMahon] All right. Off the rope, hip toss, no. 1389 01:09:43,099 --> 01:09:46,300 -What is this? -[Ross] Back slide, one, two-- 1390 01:09:46,366 --> 01:09:48,966 [McMahon] Almost a count of three. Savio with a clothesline. 1391 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:55,233 Savio Vega and Goldust, first time we've seen Goldust in action and… 1392 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:58,466 -[Ross] Oh, no, not this again. -[McMahon] Whoa, what is this? 1393 01:09:58,533 --> 01:10:01,233 Savio gonna make Ellen DeGeneres jealous. 1394 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,033 [audience clamoring] 1395 01:10:03,099 --> 01:10:05,300 -Somebody has a crush on Savio. -[all exclaiming] 1396 01:10:05,366 --> 01:10:08,466 [Lawler] Good grief. He lured Goldust right in. 1397 01:10:08,533 --> 01:10:09,800 [McMahon] He certainly did. 1398 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:14,900 Savio Vega lowering the boom on Goldust. 1399 01:10:14,966 --> 01:10:17,000 And let's take another look at this. 1400 01:10:17,066 --> 01:10:20,700 Savio saw him coming the whole way. 1401 01:10:21,866 --> 01:10:24,599 [Ross] Savio Vega off the rope and… Whoa! 1402 01:10:24,666 --> 01:10:27,599 [McMahon] Goldust… to the abdominal area. 1403 01:10:30,966 --> 01:10:34,599 Off the rope, Goldust underneath the spinning heel kick attempt. 1404 01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:39,633 Goldust, let's see what he can do with-- There we go, curtain call coming up. 1405 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:42,266 -[audience cheering] -This will be all if Goldust hits it. 1406 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,066 [Ross] Goldust lifts Savio, gets-- Oh, Savio goes all the way up. 1407 01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:49,533 [Lawler] And Savio nailing Goldust. 1408 01:10:49,599 --> 01:10:51,833 That timed squarely on the front of the jaw. 1409 01:10:51,900 --> 01:10:55,233 [Ross] Second time in the contest and… Whoa. 1410 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:59,066 [McMahon] Savio a little too greedy there and again caught by the official. 1411 01:10:59,133 --> 01:11:01,700 [Lawler] Come on, ref, his feet weren't that far on the ropes. 1412 01:11:01,766 --> 01:11:03,633 [Ross] Good to see. Here we go. 1413 01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:06,466 A quick one, two and he got-- No, he didn't, no, no. 1414 01:11:06,533 --> 01:11:08,866 Another look and Savio Vega going all the way. 1415 01:11:08,933 --> 01:11:10,300 Now watch this one. 1416 01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:11,866 [Lawler] It's a good move. Beautiful. 1417 01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:13,200 [Ross] Right in the jaw. 1418 01:11:13,266 --> 01:11:16,700 All right. Oh, uppercut by Goldust. That was right in the jaw. 1419 01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:20,300 See-saw matchup here, ladies and gentlemen. 1420 01:11:20,366 --> 01:11:22,833 We are pleased you have joined us tonight for The War Zone. 1421 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:29,033 [McMahon] Goldust and Savio Vega-- And JR, you're about to say still to come. 1422 01:11:29,099 --> 01:11:31,666 Oh. Well, I'm just wondering what's gonna happen 1423 01:11:31,733 --> 01:11:34,066 when Hunter Helmsley and Shawn Michaels will be involved. 1424 01:11:34,133 --> 01:11:38,233 when Triple H, Shawn, and Rick Rude are gonna take on The Patriot, 1425 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:41,700 and of course the LODs got to win the Tag Titles or they got to retire. 1426 01:11:41,766 --> 01:11:45,233 [McMahon] Look at that. Marlena threw the the cigar in, 1427 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:49,066 and the official warning her not throwing in cigar. 1428 01:11:49,133 --> 01:11:52,533 [Ross] Oh, wait a minute. Goldust, he-- He brought up Marlena's purse. 1429 01:11:52,599 --> 01:11:54,733 He just leveled Savio Vega. 1430 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,333 -He knocked him out. -[bell rings] 1431 01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:00,099 Goldust knocked out Savio Vega using Marlena's purse. 1432 01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:02,099 [Lawler] Yeah, you know what's in that purse. 1433 01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:04,633 [Ross] Yeah. We've seen what's in that purse. 1434 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:07,099 We've seen a brick or two in there in the past. 1435 01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:08,400 And here comes Los Boricuas. 1436 01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:16,866 [McMahon] Goldust and Marlena getting out of harm's way 1437 01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:18,266 as fast as they possibly can. 1438 01:12:19,966 --> 01:12:22,466 [Lawler] What a dastardly move there by Goldust. 1439 01:12:22,533 --> 01:12:24,133 Here's another look at it. 1440 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,300 When she throws in the cigar, look at this. 1441 01:12:27,233 --> 01:12:29,633 Wait a minute. I'm gonna go see what's in that purse. 1442 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,200 -[Ross] I know what's in it. -Yeah. 1443 01:12:31,266 --> 01:12:34,433 And look now… Oh! 1444 01:12:35,233 --> 01:12:36,633 [McMahon] Devastating maneuver. 1445 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:39,833 King is leaving. And by the way, JR-- Oh, the King, uh-oh. 1446 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:44,333 I mean, what did the VP of WCW, Eric Bischoff, 1447 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,300 what do you have to say about him getting mad? 1448 01:12:46,366 --> 01:12:50,266 [Ross] Last week? Well, I want to reply to that on the WWE superstar line. 1449 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:54,099 My thoughts on Mr. Bischoff's internet tirade 1450 01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:59,066 on option three right now, 1900-737-4WWE. 1451 01:12:59,133 --> 01:13:00,533 Kid's got to be 18 years of age, 1452 01:13:00,599 --> 01:13:02,966 I strongly suggest that you have your parent's permission 1453 01:13:03,033 --> 01:13:05,800 before calling the WWE superstar line. 1454 01:13:05,866 --> 01:13:08,066 Call right now for some fun. 1455 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:10,200 [McMahon] And yet to come, ladies and gentlemen, 1456 01:13:10,266 --> 01:13:12,633 this capacity crowd will definitely appreciate the match-up. 1457 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:14,866 Hunter Hearst Helmsley against The Patriot. 1458 01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,533 And maybe The Hitman's gonna be around. 1459 01:13:16,599 --> 01:13:19,066 -What? -[Lawler] I was gonna say about the LOD. 1460 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:21,066 It's not the same without 'em, it'll be better. 1461 01:13:21,133 --> 01:13:23,233 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 1462 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:27,433 [narrator] The official WWE action figures. 1463 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,700 You ready to crunch somebody's bones? 1464 01:13:29,766 --> 01:13:31,766 I know that you were. 1465 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,966 -How is it going, Vince, huh? -[bell rings] 1466 01:13:34,033 --> 01:13:36,133 -You little punk. -[McMahon] Wait just a minute. 1467 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:37,133 Oh, no. 1468 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,633 [narrator] Collect superstars series five from Jakks. 1469 01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:41,533 Available at most retailers. 1470 01:13:41,599 --> 01:13:43,466 [Steve Austin] Because Stone Cold said so. 1471 01:13:46,233 --> 01:13:48,366 [McMahon] Welcome back, everyone, to The War Zone, 1472 01:13:48,433 --> 01:13:50,633 and to remind that the hottest magazine on the market 1473 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:52,166 is available everywhere tomorrow. 1474 01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:54,366 I'm talking about the WWE RAW magazine. 1475 01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:57,733 Inside, there's a very interesting pictorial feature on Triple H 1476 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,066 and the Mankind trilogy from this past summer. 1477 01:14:01,133 --> 01:14:04,933 All that more, new edition of the WWE RAW magazine. 1478 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,900 And speaking of-- Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 1479 01:14:06,966 --> 01:14:09,166 [announcer] The contest is scheduled for one fall 1480 01:14:09,233 --> 01:14:11,200 with a 20-minute time limit. 1481 01:14:11,266 --> 01:14:12,566 Making his way to the ring-- 1482 01:14:12,633 --> 01:14:16,300 [Ross] Earlier on we saw Triple H, Shawn Michaels, 1483 01:14:17,599 --> 01:14:22,666 and company, Chyna and Rude, made a complete ass of themselves out here 1484 01:14:22,733 --> 01:14:24,533 during RAW. 1485 01:14:24,599 --> 01:14:26,400 [McMahon] More juvenile pranks, 1486 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:29,366 comments, lewd, I might add. 1487 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:33,966 [Ross] Last week-- There we go. This is action from last week, watch this. 1488 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,866 Chyna nailing Bret Hart and then watch this. 1489 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,000 -Cheap shot by Michaels. -[McMahon] Yeah. 1490 01:14:41,066 --> 01:14:42,433 [Lawler] Boom. Right there. 1491 01:14:44,966 --> 01:14:46,700 [McMahon] They can destroy each other. 1492 01:14:46,766 --> 01:14:48,099 [Lawler] Yeah, they do. 1493 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:50,500 [Ross] And there, Michaels, 1494 01:14:50,566 --> 01:14:53,300 was supposed to have a match with Flash Funk tonight. 1495 01:14:53,366 --> 01:14:54,700 That didn't happen either. 1496 01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:57,500 Yet, Michaels comes in, covers him up. 1497 01:14:57,566 --> 01:15:01,666 I mean it was lucky he pinned the late, great Andre the Giant or something, 1498 01:15:01,733 --> 01:15:04,333 acting like it was the biggest thing he's ever done. 1499 01:15:05,233 --> 01:15:07,200 That man was the referee, 1500 01:15:07,266 --> 01:15:10,099 Chyna was the timekeeper, and Rude was a ring announcer. 1501 01:15:10,166 --> 01:15:13,400 And he'd better not forget his day job, that's all I got to say. 1502 01:15:13,466 --> 01:15:14,666 [Lawler] Rude ain't no fake. 1503 01:15:14,733 --> 01:15:17,266 [Mr. McMahon laughs] Here we go. 1504 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,166 The Patriot. 1505 01:15:19,233 --> 01:15:23,066 The Patriot who's certainly given The Hitman Bret Hart a run for his money. 1506 01:15:23,133 --> 01:15:25,366 -[announcer] The Patriot. -[Ross] That's Rick Rude. 1507 01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,000 Rude right behind him. Oh. 1508 01:15:27,066 --> 01:15:29,266 [Lawler] Rude just covered him in hot coffee. 1509 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:32,400 [McMahon] Well, look what he's doing. Rick Rude. 1510 01:15:32,466 --> 01:15:34,466 Give me that thing, give me that. 1511 01:15:34,533 --> 01:15:36,133 [Lawler] What is going on here, McMahon? 1512 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,300 [McMahon] Come on. 1513 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:40,566 Ladies and gentlemen, 1514 01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:44,633 with another hard fought victory, 1515 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,833 your winner, 1516 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:48,433 Triple H, 1517 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:53,066 Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 1518 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:54,800 [audience booing] 1519 01:15:55,433 --> 01:15:58,466 [McMahon] A more despicable history… 1520 01:15:58,533 --> 01:16:00,566 Another hard fought victory, Triple H. 1521 01:16:00,633 --> 01:16:03,300 …by Michaels, Helmsley, 1522 01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:05,500 and wait a minute-- Whoa, the commissioner. 1523 01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:07,300 That was a tough one. But I… 1524 01:16:07,366 --> 01:16:09,833 [McMahon] Commissioner Slaughter on his way to the ring. 1525 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:12,300 …with a victory over The Patriot. 1526 01:16:12,366 --> 01:16:14,933 It was touch-and-go there for a minute but I saw… 1527 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,833 -[McMahon] Watch their hair. -Hold on. Oh. 1528 01:16:17,599 --> 01:16:19,066 Well, it's obvious 1529 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,633 by the actions of your henchman there, 1530 01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:25,533 RR Rude, 1531 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,599 that your opponent, 1532 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,366 Triple H, 1533 01:16:31,033 --> 01:16:33,066 will not be able to wrestle tonight. 1534 01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,233 [Ross] Look at that crap on Rude's jacket. 1535 01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:38,599 However, 1536 01:16:39,433 --> 01:16:42,133 you are signed to wrestle here tonight 1537 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,333 and you will wrestle tonight 1538 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,066 because I got a volunteer to come out here 1539 01:16:48,133 --> 01:16:52,200 and you will wrestle here tonight on RAW 1540 01:16:52,266 --> 01:16:53,666 and that's an order. 1541 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:57,599 [McMahon] Quite a spittle-spewing from the mouth of the commissioner. 1542 01:16:57,666 --> 01:16:59,566 [Ross] Yeah, he's drunk with power. 1543 01:16:59,633 --> 01:17:03,099 [Lawler] What? A little conversation there with Mr. Rude. 1544 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:04,866 Who's drunk with power? Slaughter. 1545 01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:08,566 -Yeah, just throw him out here. -I'm getting sick and tired 1546 01:17:10,033 --> 01:17:14,099 of you, HBK, and you, Triple H, 1547 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,366 and you, Chyna, 1548 01:17:16,433 --> 01:17:19,233 trying to rush up everything around here. 1549 01:17:20,033 --> 01:17:21,300 You have no respect 1550 01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:24,300 for the rules and regulations, 1551 01:17:24,966 --> 01:17:27,866 you have no respect for the announcers, 1552 01:17:27,933 --> 01:17:30,533 you have no respect for the wrestlers, 1553 01:17:30,599 --> 01:17:33,599 you have no respect for the owner, Vince McMahon. 1554 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,800 Well, I demand respect 1555 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,333 and I'm ordering you two clowns 1556 01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:42,300 to start showing some respect. 1557 01:17:44,066 --> 01:17:47,566 Okay, sarge, we'll start showing you some respect. 1558 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,333 [bleep] 1559 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,233 [laughs] 1560 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:52,766 -[Lawler] Unbelievable. -[Ross] Well, that's classy. 1561 01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:55,566 [Lawler] This is going too far. 1562 01:17:55,633 --> 01:17:57,133 [Ahmed Johnson's music plays] 1563 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,433 Here comes your opponent, 1564 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:04,033 the volunteer to wrestle Triple H tonight. 1565 01:18:05,533 --> 01:18:09,099 [Ross] Ahmed Johnson, who was not scheduled to compete. 1566 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:11,200 Ahmed in his street clothes. 1567 01:18:11,266 --> 01:18:15,200 Ahmed Johnson against Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 1568 01:18:15,266 --> 01:18:19,200 And if any man can get the job done-- Sure they can have their fun. 1569 01:18:19,266 --> 01:18:21,000 But just wait till Ahmed gets in the ring. 1570 01:18:21,066 --> 01:18:23,366 [Lawler] These guys are making a joke at everything. Look. 1571 01:18:23,433 --> 01:18:26,433 [Ross] Look out, look out! Look out, look out behind. 1572 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:31,433 Here comes The Nation attacking Ahmed Johnson. 1573 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:35,933 [Ross] The Nation of Domination ex-communicating Ahmed Johnson. 1574 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,599 Look at that. 1575 01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:40,599 And Shawn Michaels is running from this. 1576 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:42,833 Michaels just getting out of here. 1577 01:18:42,900 --> 01:18:45,433 Look what The Nation is doing to Ahmed! 1578 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,599 -[audience clamoring] -[Ross] What is this? 1579 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,800 What is up with Ahmed Johnson? 1580 01:18:50,866 --> 01:18:52,766 [Lawler] It's like they're going to the movies. 1581 01:18:54,966 --> 01:18:56,733 [Ross] And they are doing everything they can 1582 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,666 to just rip the bandage off his hand. 1583 01:18:58,733 --> 01:18:59,800 Oh, come on. 1584 01:19:00,933 --> 01:19:04,966 [McMahon] The Nation of Domination trying to finish Ahmed Johnson. 1585 01:19:05,033 --> 01:19:06,400 [Lawler] Look at those punks. 1586 01:19:06,466 --> 01:19:08,133 -[audience cheering] -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1587 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,966 -It's LOD. -[Ross] It's Ken Shamrock. 1588 01:19:12,033 --> 01:19:13,666 [audience cheering] 1589 01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:15,666 [Ross] And there goes The Nation. 1590 01:19:18,266 --> 01:19:21,300 Ken Shamrock and The Legion of Doom. 1591 01:19:21,366 --> 01:19:22,866 [audience cheering] 1592 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,933 [McMahon] And Ahmed Johnson pummeled by The Nation of Domination. 1593 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,833 -[Ross] Again. -[McMahon] And obvious 1594 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,400 that Rude went back. 1595 01:19:39,466 --> 01:19:41,300 -[Animal] Hey! -For assistance. 1596 01:19:41,866 --> 01:19:44,166 Hey, we got something more to prove here. 1597 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,433 Godwinns, if you got any gut, 1598 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,800 get your hillbilly ass out here so we can be the new champs. 1599 01:19:52,566 --> 01:19:54,333 [McMahon] They're in a bad frame of mind. 1600 01:19:55,733 --> 01:19:57,533 [narrator] It's all about attitude. 1601 01:19:57,599 --> 01:20:00,333 -[Steve Austin] What a load of crap. -[narrator] Some have it. 1602 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,400 [Steve Austin] Ain't no way you can lace my boots. 1603 01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:04,866 -[narrator] Most don't. -And that's the bottom-line 1604 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,933 because Stone Cold said so. 1605 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,166 [narrator] But anyone can wear it. 1606 01:20:09,233 --> 01:20:12,700 The "Stone Cold" Steve Austin black denim vest, 1607 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,033 100% rugged cotton, 1608 01:20:15,099 --> 01:20:17,533 100% attitude. 1609 01:20:17,599 --> 01:20:20,633 Do order. Send a check or money order to the address on your screen 1610 01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:24,033 or call 815-734-1161. 1611 01:20:24,099 --> 01:20:26,633 The vest cost $44 with shipping and handling. 1612 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:29,633 This vest is not available in stores, so call now. 1613 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:39,233 [McMahon] We are back and LOD in the squared circle 1614 01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:42,599 and here come the Godwinns, and the Godwinns have made LOD 1615 01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:44,500 wait for several minutes. 1616 01:20:46,066 --> 01:20:48,366 And here they come, the Tag Team Champions. 1617 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,166 And here in WWE, there are only two ways 1618 01:20:52,233 --> 01:20:55,166 to win the Tag Team titles tonight, JR. 1619 01:20:55,233 --> 01:20:57,099 That's by pinfall or submission. 1620 01:20:57,166 --> 01:20:59,700 [announcer] …with a TV time remaining, 1621 01:20:59,766 --> 01:21:04,500 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship. 1622 01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:08,533 Introducing, making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Uncle Cletus, 1623 01:21:08,599 --> 01:21:12,099 at a combined weight of 613 pounds, 1624 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:15,833 they are the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1625 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:19,700 Phineas and Henry, the Godwinns. 1626 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:22,700 [Lawler] And The Legion of Doom. 1627 01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:28,900 Their opponents from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 578 pounds, 1628 01:21:28,966 --> 01:21:31,866 Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk, 1629 01:21:31,933 --> 01:21:34,433 The Legion of Doom. 1630 01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:38,000 [Lawler] Well, we're gonna see if they get up and go or get up and win. 1631 01:21:38,066 --> 01:21:40,700 -[McMahon] That's true. -I wish they'd just go and leave now 1632 01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:42,333 while I can still act like I care. 1633 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,800 [McMahon] I'll tell you one thing, if there was ever a must-win situation 1634 01:21:45,866 --> 01:21:47,933 -in a contest, it is right here. -Yeah. 1635 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,366 [McMahon] It's real simple. 1636 01:21:49,433 --> 01:21:52,433 The LOD wins the Tag title or they retire. 1637 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,333 [Lawler] When you think what the Godwinns will do to keep the titles, 1638 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,300 Godwinns get in trouble, what will they do, JR? 1639 01:21:57,366 --> 01:21:59,466 [Ross] Get themselves disqualified or counted out. 1640 01:21:59,533 --> 01:22:00,900 [McMahon] That's right. 1641 01:22:00,966 --> 01:22:03,733 And they may lose the match but they don't lose the titles 1642 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,166 and that means LOD is out of here. 1643 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:10,000 [Ross] A tremendous risk by Animal and Hawk. 1644 01:22:11,066 --> 01:22:15,166 [Lawler] And you got to wonder just how jacked up LOD are mentally 1645 01:22:15,233 --> 01:22:18,166 and how well prepared are the the Godwinns, you know. 1646 01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:21,599 Uncle Cletus has never been confused with Dean Smith, 1647 01:22:21,666 --> 01:22:23,833 who just retired last week in North Carolina. 1648 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:26,433 [McMahon] I wouldn't think so, although if you're a Godwinn, 1649 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,866 wouldn't you love to be able to say 1650 01:22:28,933 --> 01:22:31,599 that we pinned The Legion of Doom, 1651 01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:33,966 and made them leave WWE. 1652 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:35,366 [Lawler] They'd love to say that. 1653 01:22:35,433 --> 01:22:38,599 Especially after The Legion of Doom went all around the world 1654 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,700 spouting out that they'd broke the Godwinns' necks. 1655 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,933 [McMahon] That was it. As a matter of fact, 1656 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,166 the man's neck they just broke… or broke, rather, 1657 01:22:47,233 --> 01:22:48,666 is out about the ring side area, 1658 01:22:48,733 --> 01:22:51,166 that's Phineas on the inside against Animal. 1659 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:55,533 And now Henry. 1660 01:22:57,833 --> 01:23:00,733 Folks, next week we'll be in Oklahoma city at The Marriott. 1661 01:23:01,566 --> 01:23:04,533 Live RAW is WAR, and downstairs goes Animal. 1662 01:23:04,599 --> 01:23:06,966 [Ross] That left hand just got him right in the breadbasket, 1663 01:23:07,033 --> 01:23:08,200 pulling him right up. 1664 01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:11,866 [McMahon] Animal now. Breaking the left arm. 1665 01:23:11,933 --> 01:23:13,766 And Henry Godwinn is a big old boy, 1666 01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:15,966 he's probably the biggest man in that ring right now. 1667 01:23:16,633 --> 01:23:18,333 He's having his problems. Here comes Hawk. 1668 01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:22,066 And I'm not so sure that Henry's not the toughest man 1669 01:23:22,133 --> 01:23:23,433 in the ring right now either. 1670 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,733 -How? -[McMahon] Might be. 1671 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,900 -Come on. -[Ross] That was in the side of the head. 1672 01:23:27,666 --> 01:23:29,766 Henry set up now off the rope. 1673 01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:32,500 -[Lawler] Oh. -[Ross] Do you hear this capacity crowd? 1674 01:23:32,566 --> 01:23:34,433 Pretty much behind LOD. 1675 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:36,333 [McMahon] You got to wonder how cautious 1676 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,566 the LOD will defeat this match 1677 01:23:38,633 --> 01:23:42,166 or will they just let the hide go with the toweler, as they say. 1678 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,233 [Ross] And Henry Godwinn now in control. 1679 01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:50,800 Hawk out in front, reversal. Henry did the buckle. 1680 01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:51,766 [Lawler] Whoa. 1681 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:53,933 [McMahon] And the elbow 1682 01:23:54,766 --> 01:23:57,966 almost striking the butt of the jaw but Henry is just so big. 1683 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,500 [Lawler] And so southern, that's why I like these guys. 1684 01:24:00,566 --> 01:24:03,266 I got faith of them 'cause they're good old southern boys. 1685 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,500 So southern, they're related to themselves. 1686 01:24:05,566 --> 01:24:08,033 [McMahon] But what does geography have to do with this? 1687 01:24:09,900 --> 01:24:12,000 [Lawler] All great people from the south. 1688 01:24:12,066 --> 01:24:14,766 Just like Elvis. These guys have a picture 1689 01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:17,066 of Elvis' last supper in their living room. 1690 01:24:17,133 --> 01:24:19,633 [McMahon] Look out that, and, JR, 1691 01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:22,033 I think your question is being answered by Hawk. 1692 01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,233 Hawk tagging in Animal now. 1693 01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,033 And Phineas is in trouble. 1694 01:24:27,966 --> 01:24:30,933 Phineas now, ripped to the rope over Hawk, and oh! Clothesline. 1695 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,700 [Lawler] Get out of there, Phineas. 1696 01:24:32,766 --> 01:24:35,533 [McMahon] Into a cover. Hook to the leg, what a leverage 1697 01:24:35,599 --> 01:24:37,500 and now he had a count of two. 1698 01:24:37,566 --> 01:24:39,333 [Ross] Strategy here certainly unfolding. 1699 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:42,733 LOD… Phineas into the half of the ring 1700 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,200 but look Phineas fight back. 1701 01:24:44,266 --> 01:24:47,599 Phineas knows what the LOD is attempting to do, isolate him. 1702 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,599 [McMahon] Yeah, and a big powerslam there. 1703 01:24:49,666 --> 01:24:52,966 Into another cover and… No, another kick-out. 1704 01:24:53,033 --> 01:24:55,533 [Lawler] You think LOD has any strategy for after the match? 1705 01:24:56,566 --> 01:24:58,733 [Ross] I don't know but we have Michael Cole 1706 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,000 standing by to grab an interview with the winner. 1707 01:25:01,066 --> 01:25:03,366 [Lawler] I'm just wondering what will LOD do 1708 01:25:03,433 --> 01:25:05,066 when they retire from wrestling? 1709 01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:07,400 Try to get a job, slob. 1710 01:25:07,466 --> 01:25:09,833 I mean, what can they do? What are they qualified to do? 1711 01:25:10,733 --> 01:25:13,533 I don't think they can be barbers, look at those hairstyles. 1712 01:25:14,766 --> 01:25:18,133 [McMahon] I think Hawk is a rocket scientist by day. 1713 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,466 -[Ross] A rocket scientist? -[Lawler] Yeah, right. 1714 01:25:20,533 --> 01:25:22,266 [overlapping conversation] 1715 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:25,566 [Lawler] They'll probably do something creative like open a gym. 1716 01:25:25,633 --> 01:25:27,666 [yelling indistinctly] 1717 01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:31,333 [Lawler] I think they can do facepaint on kids at carnivals. 1718 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,533 [McMahon] And Phineas is just whaling away on Hawk. 1719 01:25:35,599 --> 01:25:38,333 -[Lawler] Nothing refined about it. -[McMahon]Oh, my goodness. 1720 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,933 The respective career… 1721 01:25:42,599 --> 01:25:45,933 The careers of LOD, ladies and gentlemen on the line. 1722 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,500 We're gonna have to take this break. 1723 01:25:47,566 --> 01:25:49,599 Stay with this Tag Team match and we'll continue. 1724 01:25:50,933 --> 01:25:52,766 [Lawler] We're back with The War Zone. 1725 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:54,466 Tag Team title is up for grabs. 1726 01:25:54,533 --> 01:25:58,200 Hawk and Animal, LOD, against the Godwinns right now. 1727 01:25:58,266 --> 01:26:01,733 [Ross] That's big ol' Henry and they're hammering away on Hawk. 1728 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:06,599 Hammering Hank has isolated Hawk from Hawk's partner Animal. 1729 01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:09,866 -The end maybe near for Legion of Doom. -[both] Oh. 1730 01:26:09,933 --> 01:26:13,099 [Lawler] A kick to the back and you don't turn your back on the Godwinns. 1731 01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:14,566 [McMahon] No, you don't. 1732 01:26:14,633 --> 01:26:17,333 [Ross] Like a massive Ferguson tractor running over you. 1733 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,933 And a reminder, LOD putting it all up for grabs here tonight. 1734 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,000 -They wanna know themselves. -[Lawler] Here you go. 1735 01:26:23,066 --> 01:26:25,000 [McMahon] They don't wanna hang around. 1736 01:26:25,066 --> 01:26:28,500 And outlive indeed their reputation 1737 01:26:28,566 --> 01:26:31,966 because Hawk and Animal, JR, don't win the Tag Team titles here. 1738 01:26:32,033 --> 01:26:33,166 [both] Oh. 1739 01:26:33,233 --> 01:26:34,766 They will retire tonight. 1740 01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:36,900 [Ross] We've seen a lot of business transacted here. 1741 01:26:36,966 --> 01:26:38,733 What about Stone Cold Steve Austin's deal? 1742 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,833 [McMahon] Yeah. Well, I'm not happy about that. 1743 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,833 [Ross] Steve Austin will meet Owen Hart at the Survivor Series 1744 01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,400 for the Intercontinental title. 1745 01:26:45,466 --> 01:26:49,266 [McMahon] Austin officially back in action at the Survivor Series. 1746 01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:52,800 And anything else he does between now and then will be… 1747 01:26:52,866 --> 01:26:55,700 -unofficial so to speak. -[Lawler] Oh, wow. 1748 01:26:57,266 --> 01:26:59,400 [McMahon] I don't like this and now look at this, 1749 01:26:59,466 --> 01:27:02,133 Phineas beating Animal outside, and oh! 1750 01:27:02,766 --> 01:27:06,966 Henry ramming Hawk into the side of the ring. 1751 01:27:07,033 --> 01:27:08,333 [Lawler] So long, King Kong. 1752 01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:10,733 Their careers are spouting wings right now. 1753 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,533 [Ross] I know the LOD is excited about being in Oklahoma next week but… 1754 01:27:14,599 --> 01:27:16,133 [McMahon] They may not make it. 1755 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,233 [Ross] They may not make it to the Sooner State. 1756 01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:20,966 [Lawler] That's the last thing they're thinking about, 1757 01:27:21,033 --> 01:27:23,366 being in Oklahoma next week just on a little vacation. 1758 01:27:23,433 --> 01:27:26,333 [McMahon] Wide and open. Henry now. 1759 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,766 [Ross] It's a good strategy by Henry Godwinn and Phineas, 1760 01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:30,433 quick tags in and out. 1761 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:33,066 Their adversary isolated far from his corner. 1762 01:27:33,700 --> 01:27:36,000 All right. Hawk whipped to the far side. 1763 01:27:36,066 --> 01:27:37,366 [Lawler exclaims] Look at this. 1764 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:39,200 What? 1765 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:43,766 [Ross] And Hawk exhausted on the canvas. 1766 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:46,866 -Out of desperation. Here's a tag. -[McMahon] Here we go. 1767 01:27:47,533 --> 01:27:48,666 Animal now. 1768 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:50,533 Oh, no. 1769 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,700 -[Lawler] Oh, yes. -Oh, no. No, what a bad break. 1770 01:27:52,766 --> 01:27:55,166 -[Ross] Referee didn't see the tag. -[Lawler] Me neither. 1771 01:27:55,233 --> 01:27:57,200 -I didn't see it. -Oh, there… 1772 01:27:57,266 --> 01:28:00,500 [Lawler] Henry just got Hawk on the outside or Animal rather. 1773 01:28:00,566 --> 01:28:02,300 [Ross] That's a bad break. Look at this. 1774 01:28:02,366 --> 01:28:04,200 Godwinn suplex coming up. 1775 01:28:04,266 --> 01:28:06,733 -[Ross] Phineas off the-- -[Lawler laughs] 1776 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:08,500 So long, Hawk. Don't forget to write. 1777 01:28:08,566 --> 01:28:11,500 [McMahon] One, two and-- No. Right shoulder apparently up. 1778 01:28:11,566 --> 01:28:12,700 [Lawler] Come on. 1779 01:28:12,766 --> 01:28:14,166 [Ross] And speaking of shoulder, 1780 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:17,300 Animal may have had a shoulder injured 1781 01:28:18,266 --> 01:28:20,533 driven in those steel steps and look at this now. 1782 01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:24,766 It's a basically a handicap match. Animal is not getting up. 1783 01:28:26,633 --> 01:28:29,433 [McMahon] And here comes officials 1784 01:28:30,566 --> 01:28:33,833 out to help out and here's a tag, legal tag is made. 1785 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,933 [Lawler] No fair, what are they helping him for? 1786 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,333 [Ross] Phineas… 1787 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,733 [McMahon] Helping him back in the match, I don't know. 1788 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,433 [Ross] Well, remember, folks, the LOD have to win the tag titles 1789 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,700 or they retire. 1790 01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,333 It's that simple. 1791 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:49,900 [Lawler] Oh, look he's leaving. Oh. 1792 01:28:49,966 --> 01:28:50,966 So long, Animal. 1793 01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:53,266 -[Ross] Animal. -I'll miss you. 1794 01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,200 [McMahon] With a severely injured shoulder or elbow, 1795 01:28:56,266 --> 01:28:57,666 we couldn't tell from here. 1796 01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,433 -[Lawler] What a way to go out, McMahon. -Just a matter of time now. 1797 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:03,200 [Ross] Hey, listen, give them the credit, 1798 01:29:03,266 --> 01:29:05,900 everything they've done in this great sport, 1799 01:29:05,966 --> 01:29:09,700 everything that they've accomplished here in World Wrestling Entertainment. 1800 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,233 -The most celebrated Tag Team in history. -[McMahon] Oh, wait. 1801 01:29:13,300 --> 01:29:16,566 Oh, no. Good God, referee's Slop Dropped! 1802 01:29:16,633 --> 01:29:19,200 -That's a disqualification. -[Lawler] That's it. 1803 01:29:19,266 --> 01:29:23,433 [McMahon] They're trying to disqualify themselves and they've just done it. 1804 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,733 [Ross] Don't think the other referee saw what happened. 1805 01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:29,066 Referee Earl Hebner has been Slop Dropped. 1806 01:29:29,933 --> 01:29:32,000 [Lawler] Ring the bell, somebody. 1807 01:29:32,066 --> 01:29:34,833 [McMahon] There's no one officiating this match now. 1808 01:29:35,866 --> 01:29:38,566 -And-- Wait, animal… -[audience cheering] 1809 01:29:38,633 --> 01:29:41,099 -Animal is coming back. -[Lawler] Look out. 1810 01:29:41,166 --> 01:29:44,733 [McMahon] Animal with a clothesline. Animal clotheslining with one good arm. 1811 01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:47,166 -Wait a minute, here we go. -[Lawler] No. 1812 01:29:47,233 --> 01:29:49,800 -[Ross] But the referee is down. -[McMahon] Dropkick. 1813 01:29:49,866 --> 01:29:51,466 [audience cheering] 1814 01:29:51,533 --> 01:29:54,000 [McMahon] Animal giving Hawk the signal, 1815 01:29:54,066 --> 01:29:55,900 somebody is gonna go for a ride. 1816 01:29:55,966 --> 01:29:59,266 -[Lawler] Look out, Uncle Cletus. -[McMahon] Cletus just nailing Hawk. 1817 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:01,099 -Oh, no. -[both] Oh. 1818 01:30:01,933 --> 01:30:03,500 [Ross] And Animal pulled over. 1819 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:06,800 And again the official is still down. 1820 01:30:06,866 --> 01:30:09,400 [Lawler] There's no ref. This match should be over. 1821 01:30:09,466 --> 01:30:10,433 Look at Cletus. 1822 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,599 [McMahon] Cletus with that good luck horseshoe. 1823 01:30:12,666 --> 01:30:14,133 [Lawler] Horseshoe? Oh, no. 1824 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,833 -Oh, my gosh! -[McMahon] Oh! 1825 01:30:16,533 --> 01:30:20,266 Cletus with a good luck horseshoe just nailed Henry. 1826 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:23,400 Henry is out and now Phineas has Animal up. 1827 01:30:24,466 --> 01:30:25,966 [Lawler] He can't get him up. 1828 01:30:26,033 --> 01:30:27,466 [commentators clamoring] 1829 01:30:27,533 --> 01:30:30,099 [Ross] Hawk's body, he caught the clothesline. 1830 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:31,099 [Lawler] No, wait. 1831 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:33,433 [McMahon] Another referee counts to three. 1832 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:36,200 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] LOD had done it. 1833 01:30:36,266 --> 01:30:38,099 [audience cheering] 1834 01:30:38,866 --> 01:30:40,666 [McMahon] Is it really official? 1835 01:30:40,733 --> 01:30:42,633 [announcer] Here are your winners, 1836 01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:45,966 and the new World Wrestling Entertainment 1837 01:30:46,033 --> 01:30:48,900 Tag Team Champions, 1838 01:30:48,966 --> 01:30:50,266 Animal and Hawk, 1839 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:53,733 The Legion of Doom. 1840 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,366 [audience cheering] 1841 01:30:55,433 --> 01:30:58,133 [McMahon] This decision will be contested. 1842 01:30:58,766 --> 01:31:01,366 The original referee is still out cold. 1843 01:31:02,366 --> 01:31:04,500 [announcer speaking indistinctly] 1844 01:31:05,233 --> 01:31:06,366 And there you have it. 1845 01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:11,900 We'll try to get a special interview with Michael Cole with the winners, LOD. 1846 01:31:12,933 --> 01:31:16,333 Let's take another look… the good luck horseshoe, 1847 01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:19,266 a real bad luck horseshoe in the moment. 1848 01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:21,366 And watch this. 1849 01:31:22,133 --> 01:31:23,200 Oh. 1850 01:31:24,933 --> 01:31:26,266 Again another shot at him. 1851 01:31:27,033 --> 01:31:29,433 [Ross] Wait a minute, look what they're doing. 1852 01:31:30,066 --> 01:31:33,366 [McMahon] Henry and Phineas attacking their own relative. 1853 01:31:33,433 --> 01:31:36,800 Cletus is being dismantled by Henry and Phineas. 1854 01:31:36,866 --> 01:31:40,466 [Lawler] I think he's being dismissed, I think Cletus is getting his pink slip. 1855 01:31:40,533 --> 01:31:43,133 [Ross] Henry and Phineas Godwinn 1856 01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:46,866 taking out the frustration on their own relative. 1857 01:31:47,933 --> 01:31:50,633 -And then-- I can't. -[McMahon] Oh, no. 1858 01:31:52,533 --> 01:31:54,066 [Lawler] Did you see his nose? 1859 01:31:54,766 --> 01:31:59,200 -[McMahon] Henry and Phineas Godwinn. -[Ross] I think Cletus' nose is broken. 1860 01:31:59,266 --> 01:32:00,733 [Lawler] It looks that way. 1861 01:32:03,133 --> 01:32:06,533 [McMahon] And if the Godwinns will do that to their own relative. 1862 01:32:07,300 --> 01:32:08,300 What… 1863 01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,400 filthy excuse should I use-- 1864 01:32:11,466 --> 01:32:13,133 [Lawler] What are they doing now? 1865 01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:15,300 -What? -Huh? 1866 01:32:15,366 --> 01:32:17,166 All you had to do was hit him.