1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:03,066 [narrator 1] In over one hundred countries, 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:05,100 in seven different languages, 3 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:07,666 to more than a half billion viewers each week, 4 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:09,466 the World Wrestling Entertainment, 5 00:00:09,566 --> 00:00:12,600 the worldwide leader in sports entertainment. 6 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,166 [rock music playing] 7 00:00:18,866 --> 00:00:21,733 [Cole] For the last 15 years, The Legion of Doom have been 8 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,866 the world's most decorated duo. 9 00:00:24,866 --> 00:00:27,299 -[Gorilla] We've got new champions. -[Bobby] He got him! 10 00:00:27,599 --> 00:00:28,766 [Gorilla] What a night! 11 00:00:29,266 --> 00:00:31,166 [Cole] The world's most dominant… 12 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:34,366 [commentator 1] Wait a minute. Wait. Another referee counts to 10. 13 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:35,366 [bell dinging] 14 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,266 [Ross] LOD has done it. 15 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:41,233 [Cole] …and the world's most indestructible tag team. 16 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:45,699 -[crowd cheering] -[Howard] …the Legion of Doom. 17 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:52,133 [Kevin Patrick] But last week, LOD were unceremoniously dismantled and disgraced 18 00:00:52,199 --> 00:00:55,400 by unlikely allies bound by a common desire 19 00:00:55,466 --> 00:00:57,333 to denigrate and humiliate. 20 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,366 [Ross] Road Dogg's got something in his-- What is this? 21 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,333 [Cornette] He poured some kind of liquid on that cloth. 22 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,066 He's got a cloth slapped over Hawk's face. 23 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,366 [Ross] The New Age Outlaws shaving Hawk's mohawk. 24 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:12,566 Hawk is being insulted, humiliated. 25 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:15,366 -[Cornette] Out of-- Ooh. -[Ross] Oh, a low blow. 26 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:18,100 Chyna downstairs on Animal. 27 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,500 [Ross] Wait a minute… Look out. 28 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:25,700 [Cornette] JR, in 15 years, nobody, 29 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:30,066 nobody has ever treated the Road Warriors like this. 30 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,899 [Cole] Now, D-Generation X and the New Age Outlaws 31 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:36,166 both want bragging rights for LOD's destruction. 32 00:01:36,233 --> 00:01:38,800 A rift has developed. It could rear its ugly head 33 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,066 right here tonight on Raw is War. 34 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,199 [siren blaring] 35 00:01:49,899 --> 00:01:51,600 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 36 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:04,699 [growls] 37 00:02:10,666 --> 00:02:13,000 ♪ Too much dark And not enough sky ♪ 38 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,100 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye? ♪ 39 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:22,733 [crowd cheering] 40 00:02:26,299 --> 00:02:30,166 [Ross] Hello again, everybody, and welcome to WWE Raw. 41 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,500 Happy holidays everybody. 42 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:38,466 Snow flurries expected. Well, anything can happen inside the arena 43 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:42,500 and I got a feeling, gentlemen, it is going to be a very eventful night. 44 00:02:42,566 --> 00:02:46,733 We're gonna find out who's been naughty and who's been nice. 45 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:49,900 [Cole] Michael Cole, along with Kevin Kelly and good old JR. 46 00:02:49,966 --> 00:02:54,666 Lots of Christmas presents tonight from WWE superstars to their fans. 47 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:56,566 A white Christmas tonight in Lowell. 48 00:02:57,266 --> 00:03:00,233 [Kevin Patrick] And for what these gentlemen might have planned, JR, 49 00:03:00,299 --> 00:03:01,700 I suggest that, uh, 50 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,466 -well, the censors be ready. -["Are You Ready" playing] 51 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,400 ♪ You think you can tell us what to do? ♪ 52 00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:12,266 ♪ You think you can tell us What to wear? ♪ 53 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:14,399 ♪ You think that… ♪ 54 00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:17,966 [Ross] Folks, we've been tipped off as to what might occur here tonight 55 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:19,933 involving, uh, D-Generation X, 56 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:24,066 and, uh, we are prepared for any holiday surprise 57 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:25,566 that they might spring on us. 58 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,700 Our censors are standing by, and as we expected, 59 00:03:30,766 --> 00:03:34,700 here comes the European Champion and WWE Champion, Shawn Michaels, 60 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:36,700 along with Triple H and Chyna. 61 00:03:36,766 --> 00:03:40,700 And those-- You gotta wonder what those men are wearing, if anything, 62 00:03:40,766 --> 00:03:42,700 under those robes. 63 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:44,233 [Kevin Patrick] Well, obviously, the hotel 64 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:46,366 they, uh, provide those robes from is… 65 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:49,100 probably wondering where they are. 66 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,633 [Cole] As JR mentioned-- 67 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,366 We're wondering-- We have an idea 68 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:56,366 of what they may have underneath those robes, 69 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,100 what they may not have on underneath those robes. 70 00:03:59,766 --> 00:04:02,200 A little uncensored, waiting in the wing. 71 00:04:02,266 --> 00:04:06,433 The D-Generation X censor, just in case we need it. 72 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,766 [Ross] A D-Generation X Christmas present 73 00:04:09,966 --> 00:04:13,100 for, uh, all the WWE fans here tonight. 74 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:18,099 [Kevin Patrick] And with their record, JR, 75 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:22,400 who knows what they'll do, who knows what they won't do here tonight. 76 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:27,099 The holiday spirit is in the air, festive mood all around, 77 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,433 gifts about perhaps for the fans. 78 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,099 [Cole] Will D-Generation X 79 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:35,166 talk about what happened last week, the destruction of The Legion of Doom? 80 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:39,133 And also the behavior of the New Age Outlaws. 81 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,500 Now, I wanna know… 82 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:46,066 [crowd cheering] 83 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:52,466 …if all the fans of the World Wrestling Entertainment 84 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:56,099 have been good little boys and girls. 85 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:57,733 [Cole] Have you been, Kevin? 86 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,833 [Kevin Patrick] Absolutely. JR? 87 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,599 Because if you have, 88 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:08,733 D-Generation X has a present especially for you. 89 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,466 [crowd cheering] 90 00:05:10,533 --> 00:05:12,099 [Ross] That's what we're worried about. 91 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:16,333 -But until we get to that point… -[Kevin Patrick] What did that sign say? 92 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,833 …we got a little business to take care of first. 93 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,400 Tell them, Triple H. 94 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:31,066 The Legion of Doom, the Road Warriors, 95 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,900 the greatest tag team 96 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,566 in the history of the world, 97 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:41,300 a career some 15 years in the making, 98 00:05:41,366 --> 00:05:45,166 all aiming for one day 99 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:48,166 in which D-Generation brought it all 100 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:50,833 to a screaming halt. 101 00:05:52,599 --> 00:05:54,233 And that brings me 102 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:02,033 to the New Age Outlaws, the Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. 103 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:07,599 We hear you two boys wanna take credit 104 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,833 for ending the careers… 105 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:13,433 of the Road Warriors. 106 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,766 Well, boys… 107 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,366 you come along like a couple of vultures 108 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:22,666 picking the bones off our kill 109 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,733 and that's all it was. 110 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:29,333 If you know what's best for you and you know what's best for your health, 111 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,000 you'll stay out of D-X's business. 112 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,799 Now, Owen Hart, 113 00:06:36,299 --> 00:06:39,799 the baby of the Hart family, the little nugget… 114 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,799 [crowd chanting] Owen! Owen! 115 00:06:43,599 --> 00:06:46,299 [Ross] How disrespectful can you be, "nugget"? 116 00:06:46,366 --> 00:06:48,666 -[Cole] Owen Hart's all man. -Go ahead and cheer for him 117 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,599 because you see last week, 118 00:06:52,099 --> 00:06:56,900 I won the prestigious rock, paper, scissor contest 119 00:06:56,966 --> 00:07:01,733 between the greatest player ever, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. 120 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:06,066 You see, I got the scissors, he got the paper, and what that means, 121 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:09,133 is I get Owen handed to me on a silver platter. 122 00:07:09,799 --> 00:07:10,866 Owen Hart, 123 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,433 I'm gonna be your worst nightmare 124 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,366 and send you packing to where you belong to, pal. 125 00:07:17,666 --> 00:07:20,599 And Owen, since you're the baby, 126 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,333 if you need a pacifier to suck on, 127 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,833 come see Triple H 'cause I'm sure I got one for you. 128 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:28,900 [Ross] Oh, come on. 129 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,700 [Kevin Patrick] Good grief. 130 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,866 [Ross] Well, they are-- They're amusing themselves, aren't they? 131 00:07:34,933 --> 00:07:38,033 Now, let's get to The Undertaker. 132 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:39,400 [crowd cheering] 133 00:07:39,466 --> 00:07:41,900 [Cole] The Casket Match set for the Royal Rumble, 134 00:07:41,966 --> 00:07:45,366 -Shawn versus Undertaker, January 18th. -Undertaker, 135 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:50,433 you couldn't beat me the first time, you couldn't beat me the second time, 136 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:56,666 and believe me, the third time is not gonna be a charm for you. 137 00:07:57,466 --> 00:08:03,233 At Hell in a Cell, I beat you like a redheaded stepchild. 138 00:08:03,299 --> 00:08:05,700 [Kevin Patrick] What? How about 18 stitches, Shawn, 139 00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:06,700 you remember that? 140 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:13,433 And Undertaker, you can ask any woman in the world, 141 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:18,900 the Heartbreak Kid does not rest in peace. 142 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:25,066 As a matter of fact, he can stay up all night. 143 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,133 [Kevin Patrick] Oh. 144 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:27,833 [Shawn] Oh. 145 00:08:28,866 --> 00:08:30,066 [Kevin Patrick] Dice lives. 146 00:08:31,866 --> 00:08:35,966 Now, just as we promised… 147 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:39,233 -[Kevin Patrick] Here we go. -…D-Generation X 148 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:44,266 is gonna give you, the fans of the World Wrestling Entertainment 149 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,199 a special Christmas present. 150 00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,566 [Kevin Patrick] Oh, lookout, censors in place. 151 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,400 -That-- -[Ross] Not so bad. That's, uh, 152 00:08:50,466 --> 00:08:53,366 those holiday boxers, I think that'll pass our censors. 153 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:57,233 On behalf of D-Generation X, 154 00:08:57,766 --> 00:09:00,199 we would like to wish you… 155 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:02,233 -[Kevin Patrick] What? Wait a second. -…a very… 156 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,433 [Cole] Oh, no. 157 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,699 -There we go. -…merry Christmas. 158 00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:08,266 [Ross] Will you look at those nuts? 159 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,233 [Cole] Well, yeah, they're crazy, JR. 160 00:09:11,466 --> 00:09:12,900 [Kevin Patrick] You knew they had to go there. 161 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:14,833 [Cole] And the crowd here loves it. 162 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:20,366 And to all you superstars of the World Wrestling Entertainment, 163 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:23,699 if you want, you can come out here 164 00:09:23,766 --> 00:09:27,100 and kiss us under the mistletoe. 165 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,066 [Cole] Maybe they'll take 'em up on that offer? 166 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:31,766 -[Ross] Think I gotta pass on that one. -[Kevin Patrick] A D-X debriefing. 167 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:35,800 -[Ross] Now that's a pair of stockings-- -Santa never looked so good 168 00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:38,199 [Kevin Patrick] Talk about your jingle bells. 169 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:39,633 Or so big for that matter. 170 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:41,600 -[Ross laughs] -[Kevin Patrick] Man. 171 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,966 -Put that yuletide log in your fireplace. -[Ross] Oh. 172 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:46,866 [Kevin Patrick] Oh, look out. 173 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:47,966 [Shawn] Uh-oh. 174 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:50,566 -Here comes Sgt. Slaughter, Triple H. -[Ross] The commissioner. 175 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:55,066 He's been in boot camp for a long time to ensure he suggest 176 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:58,533 we put our robes on and not drop the soap. 177 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,699 [Cole] Commissioner Slaughter heading to the ring. 178 00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:05,500 Wonder what Christmas present he has for D-Generation X tonight? 179 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:11,733 D-Generation X, 180 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,466 since it's so close to Christmas, 181 00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:19,699 and I'm in the Christmas spirit, 182 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:25,166 I have a present for both of you two degenerates. 183 00:10:26,933 --> 00:10:28,600 -[Ross] Three. -We love presents. 184 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:33,333 Shawn Michaels, you have not defended your European Title 185 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,600 -in 30 days. -[Cole] Thirty days? 186 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:39,933 -[Kevin Patrick] Yeah, at least. -In fact, you haven't defended that title 187 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,766 -in over 60 days. -[Kevin Patrick] That's more like it. 188 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,833 I've been busy, in case you haven't noticed, chump change. 189 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:50,300 I'm the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion 190 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:52,466 and don't you forget it. 191 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:54,199 [crowd cheering] 192 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:02,033 Well, while I'm still in the Christmas spirit, 193 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:06,666 you're either gonna defend that title here tonight on Raw… 194 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,166 [crowd cheering] 195 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:09,566 [Kevin Patrick] Wow. 196 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:12,300 …against an opponent of my choosing 197 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:17,066 or I'm gonna strip you of that title here tonight on Raw. 198 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,366 First of all, the Heartbreak Kid 199 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:23,733 isn't afraid to be stripped of anything, 200 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,800 in case you haven't noticed, nimrod. 201 00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:30,199 -But the fact to the matter is… -[Ross] Got that loud and clear earlier. 202 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,699 …I don't give away belts for anybody. 203 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,900 I will defend this title against anybody, 204 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,833 anywhere, anytime, pal. 205 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,866 [Cole] It could be Slaughter's revenge tonight for D-Generation X. 206 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,400 [Sgt. Slaughter] Well, okay, Shawn Michaels, 207 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:51,133 The Showstopper, The Main Event-er… 208 00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:54,966 -[Kevin Patrick] Yada, yada, yada. -…your opponent tonight will be 209 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,433 -Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. -[Cole] Wow. 210 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,600 [Ross] Oh, that's-- That's not what they wanted. 211 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:05,900 -[Cole] Merry Christmas, Shawn. -[Ross] Slaughter Claus has spoken. 212 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,333 You're wrestling him for the title right here tonight. 213 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,533 [Cole] Oh, no. 214 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,766 -[Kevin Patrick laughs] -Yes, you are. 215 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:17,033 -[Kevin Patrick] A treat for the fans. -Merry Christmas. [laughs] 216 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,666 [Ross] The destruction of D-Generation X 217 00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,400 -could occur before our eyes… -[Sgt. Slaughter] It doesn't matter… 218 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,333 [Ross] …here tonight. 219 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,866 [Sgt. Slaughter] …what you're huddling up and talking about. 220 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:29,333 You're either gonna defend the title tonight against him 221 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,333 or I'm taking the title away from you. 222 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,400 [Ross] It's non-negotiable. 223 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,066 [Kevin Patrick] Would Shawn's ego get in the way? 224 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:39,266 Would he actually fight his only friend in the World Wrestling Entertainment? 225 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,433 [Cole] They're obviously discussing that now, huddling up. 226 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,133 [Kevin Patrick] I bet Shawn hands the belt over. 227 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,533 I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't wanna face Triple H. 228 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,666 Listen, I know all you're trying to do 229 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,300 is ruin D-X right before Christmas. 230 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:56,900 You're trying to ruin Shawn Michaels' Christmas 231 00:12:56,966 --> 00:12:59,266 with me beating him and taking the European Title from him 232 00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:00,599 right before Christmas. 233 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:04,466 -I can see what you're trying to-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 234 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:10,133 I was, uh… I was with you up until the point where you said you'd beat me. 235 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,833 -[Kevin Patrick] A little animosity now. -Uh, with all due respect, Triple H, 236 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:21,633 you don't get to wear a belt on each shoulder by being a… loser. 237 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:22,699 [crowd cheering] 238 00:13:22,766 --> 00:13:24,566 [Kevin Patrick] A rift, a possible rift in D-X. 239 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:25,766 So… 240 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:30,266 in case you don't know, maybe you should ask around 241 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:36,733 because the Heartbreak Kid doesn't lay down for anybody. 242 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,133 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] It's set for tonight, folks. 243 00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:40,599 What a Christmas present. 244 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:44,000 Could it be the destruction of D-Generation X? 245 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:48,699 Shawn Michaels, Triple H, the European Championship on the line. 246 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,300 Chyna, she's caught in the middle. 247 00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:51,966 Who's side is she gonna be on? 248 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:54,933 [Kevin Patrick] Plus, Michael, still to come on Raw tonight, 249 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,599 The Phenom of the World Wrestling Entertainment, The Undertaker, 250 00:13:57,666 --> 00:14:00,333 will face the Intercontinental Champ, The Rock. 251 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:05,699 [Cole] Welcome back to this holiday edition of Raw, 252 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,433 brought to you tonight by Burger King. 253 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,000 Try the new Burger King fries, the taste that beat McDonald fries. 254 00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,766 [Kevin Patrick] Also by JAKKS. 255 00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:15,500 Collect tag team series, number one from JAKKS. 256 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,500 Available at most retailers. 257 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,066 [Ross] And by SKITTLES, bite size candies. 258 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,400 Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors. 259 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,566 Thanks for joining us in this holiday edition of Raw. 260 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,233 Still to come right here tonight, Shawn Michaels has been ordered 261 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,000 to defend the European Championship against Triple H. 262 00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:31,933 Could it be the end of D-Generation X? 263 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,266 It could very well be, Michael. 264 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,333 Plus, we understand Mankind is in the bowels of the building. 265 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,133 We've dispatched a camera crew, and supposedly, Mankind has something 266 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,599 to say about what happened to Dude Love right here last week. 267 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,033 [Cole] JR, that at the hands of the New Age Outlaws. 268 00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:45,433 [Ross] Let me tell you one thing. 269 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,366 Mankind isn't looking for Road Dogg and Billy 270 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:48,800 to exchange Christmas cards. 271 00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:51,166 Happy holidays, Tag Team Champs. 272 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,733 [Kevin Patrick] And of course, The Headbangers and Godwinns, 273 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,633 no strangers this past Saturday night, Shotgun Saturday Night. 274 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:04,400 Godwinns were on their way to win when the slop bucket was introuduced, 275 00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,266 although not the way prescribed, JR. 276 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,099 [Ross] Certainly wasn't. Henry made a mistake, knocked out Phineas 277 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,699 and The Headbangers for the victory. 278 00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,733 But we're gonna have one-on-one competition here 279 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,266 between two teams that have, uh, both worn WWE Tag Team gold. 280 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,933 -Michael Cole has left. -["Slop" playing] 281 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,199 I think he's gonna try to get a word with the Godwinns. 282 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:22,633 But folks, right here tonight, 283 00:15:22,699 --> 00:15:24,500 Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, 284 00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:25,966 can you believe that? 285 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,199 One-on-one for the European Title. 286 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:33,666 And, uh, Michael Cole making his way to visit with The Godwinns. 287 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,400 Michael? 288 00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:39,233 Henry, last week on Shotgun, The Headbangers outsmarted you. 289 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,166 -Tonight, you get a-- -They didn't outsmart us. 290 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,333 Everybody is entitled to a luck… to get lucky once in a while. 291 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,033 But tonight, we're gonna get sweet revenge. 292 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,766 Revenge is gonna be ugly. 293 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:54,166 And as far as the New Age Outlaws, you boys are crazier than hell 294 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,900 if you think we forgot about you. 295 00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,233 You owe us a title shot, remember? 296 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,133 [Ross] I'll tell you one thing, 297 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:04,000 between, uh, D-Generation X's animosity at the New Age Outlaws, 298 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:07,900 The Godwinns, and certainly, the top of the list, The Legion of Doom, 299 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,166 the New Age Outlaws aren't making friends fast, here at the holidays. 300 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:13,066 [Kevin Patrick] Certainly not. But this promises to be 301 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:15,366 a very physical single match-up. 302 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,633 Thrasher of The Headbangers taking on Henry Godwinn. 303 00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:21,000 What is that that Phineas has in his mouth? 304 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:25,466 [Ross] Well, I hate to guess, but it is the holiday season, 305 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,900 but in any event, it is, uh, Henry Godwinn and… 306 00:16:27,966 --> 00:16:31,433 and, uh, Thrasher, one-on-one here. Michael Cole has joined us again. 307 00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:36,366 [Cole] Thrasher now going to work on the left arm of Henry Godwinn. 308 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:39,300 The feud, the rivalry between these two teams, well-documented. 309 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,866 Both former WWE Tag Team Champions. 310 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,133 Phineas that time grabbing the ankle of Thrasher, 311 00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:47,333 Henry capitalizes with a big clothesline. 312 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,333 [Kevin Patrick] Henry drilled Thrasher there with the clothesline. 313 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,533 And what about, uh, boy, D-X? 314 00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:54,000 [crowd chanting] 315 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:56,366 Possible separation, animosity, who knows? 316 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,033 I mean, they're on the cover of the WWE magazine this month 317 00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:01,433 and it could be splitsville already. 318 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,966 [Cole] Big boot that time by Thrasher, catches Henry, too slow into the corner. 319 00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,833 Folks, still to come tonight on Raw, 320 00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:09,966 The Undertaker takes on The Rock. 321 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:11,666 What a match-up that's gonna be. 322 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,366 -Thrasher now… Oh! -[Ross] I'll tell you one thing right now. 323 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,700 The whole situation between Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst-Helmsley 324 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:18,866 is about one thing. 325 00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,500 There's one common denominator. 326 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:24,833 They both have massive egos that are obviously out of control. 327 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:28,399 [Cole] Thrasher off the top rope, flying tackle. Here's the cover now. 328 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,966 Phineas with the save. He's not even involved in this match-up. 329 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,166 -Now, the bell rings. That'll be it. -[bell dinging] 330 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,833 Mosh going to work now at Phineas, all four men in the ring. 331 00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:37,733 Thrasher though is injured. 332 00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:38,966 It's two-on-one. 333 00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:42,233 Uh-oh, watch out. Slop Drop coming. Oh! 334 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,500 [bell dinging] 335 00:17:43,566 --> 00:17:47,500 Henry delivering the Slop Drop to Mosh. Wait a minute. 336 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,566 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] Leather straps. 337 00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:53,466 [Cole] They're the kings of the country whipping matches, The Godwinns. 338 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:57,633 [Ross] Oh, The Headbangers are taking an unwanted trip to the woodshed. 339 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,833 And The Godwinns are… they're just whipping 340 00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:02,800 the fire out of The Headbangers 341 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,633 like two government mules here. 342 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,266 [Cole] The Godwinns said earlier, 343 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,700 they want their shots at the WWE Tag Team Championship 344 00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,766 against the New Age Outlaws, 345 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,766 taking out their vengeance on The Headbangers tonight. 346 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,100 [crowd chanting] 347 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,633 [Cole] And the audience, chanting, cheering for The Legion of Doom. 348 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,533 Folks, we're gonna try to get things back together here in the arena. 349 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,300 But right now, let's take you back to two weeks ago 350 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,833 when Dude Love's ordeal started with the New Age Outlaws. 351 00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:31,533 [sinister music playing] 352 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,066 [Kevin Patrick] Two weeks ago, Dude Love's troubles 353 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:39,366 with the New Age Outlaws began with a victory over Billy Gunn. 354 00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:40,800 [bell dinging] 355 00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:43,066 [Ross] Road Dogg's got a chair. 356 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:46,966 -[audience exclaim] -[Ross] Oh! Good Lord, have mercy. 357 00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,800 What a shot right to the skull with a steel chair. 358 00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,933 [Cole] The New Age Outlaws didn't stop there, 359 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,466 and neither did the beating. 360 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,166 [Ross] Road Dogg placing those belts 361 00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:01,200 right across the throat, right across the face of Dude Love. 362 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,200 [crowd exclaims] 363 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:06,500 [Ross] Dude Love, he's out of it. 364 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:07,800 Dude Love is hurt. 365 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,600 [Kevin Patrick] Battered but not broken, 366 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,600 Dude Love was in action just one week later. 367 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:17,266 This time, taking on the other half of the New Age Outlaws, the Road Dogg. 368 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,266 -[bell dinging] -[Ross] Dude wins again. 369 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,566 Two weeks in a row. 370 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:26,666 [Cole] And Dude Love makes it two for two against the WWE Tag Team Champions. 371 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,600 [Ross] Unable to accept defeat, 372 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:32,266 the New Age Outlaws physically damaged Dude Love on the stage. 373 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,233 Then, the unthinkable happened. 374 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:37,933 -[Ross] Wait, -[Cole] Oh, no. 375 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,500 [Cole] He landed on his back. 376 00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:43,899 [Ross] Well, this is bad. 377 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,100 [Cole] We need medical attention down there for Dude Love. 378 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,399 [man] Get some help! 379 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,566 -[Ross] Oh, no. -[Kevin Patrick] Oh, come on. 380 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,300 [Cole] This is despicable. 381 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,166 [Ross] Dude Love is hurt, and he is hurt very badly. 382 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,633 We need help immediately. 383 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,866 [Kevin Patrick] Last week, the New Age Outlaws wallowed 384 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:09,233 in wickedness. Will there be payback tonight? 385 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,866 [Cole] That payback could come in the form of Mankind, 386 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,033 Dude Love's alter ego. 387 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,066 Our cameras have caught up with Mankind 388 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,133 somewhere in the bowels of the building. 389 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,500 I know what you're thinking. 390 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:23,833 Here's Mankind, jumping to Dude Love's defense, 391 00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:27,266 and why don't you just let him fight his own battles? 392 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,233 You see, there's an interesting phenomenon 393 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,433 that occurs when you break Dude Love's ribs. 394 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,600 Mine hurt too! 395 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,833 And I don't want to spend this holiday season in pain. 396 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,133 I wanna drink eggnog around the fire. 397 00:20:43,899 --> 00:20:46,566 I wanna make the yuletide cake! 398 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:52,300 So, New Age Outlaws, I do feel it this time of year, 399 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:55,733 it is better to give than to receive. 400 00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:59,300 And I will give you the beatings of your life 401 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,233 and you will receive them. 402 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,266 It's the fight before Christmas. 403 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:07,633 Have a nice day. 404 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,666 [Ross] Road Dogg and Billy were not wise men in crossing Dude Love. 405 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,633 Yuletide beatings are coming up. 406 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,700 [Cole] JR, speaking of the holiday season, up next, 407 00:21:15,766 --> 00:21:18,066 exclusive footage of what you missed last week. 408 00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,600 Stone Cold visits old St. Nick. 409 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,600 …hell, a few years ago, 410 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,100 when Stone Cold was about six years old, 411 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,133 and had been a good little SOB all year. 412 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,566 [crowd cheering] 413 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,200 [Santa] That's true. That's true. 414 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,633 When I was six years old, if you're the real Santa, 415 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,466 what the hell did I asked for? 416 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,333 [Cole] Welcome back to Raw, 417 00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:47,266 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin made a lasting impression on everyone last week 418 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,833 when he actually tossed the Intercontinental belt 419 00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:51,800 off the Scammell Bridge in New Hampshire. 420 00:21:52,399 --> 00:21:55,333 Rock, you're the biggest piece of trash I've ever saw. 421 00:21:55,866 --> 00:21:58,300 It hurts me to do this, but I really don't give a damn 422 00:21:58,366 --> 00:21:59,933 about you or the WWE, 423 00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:01,866 So, I'll see your little belt later. 424 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,700 [crowd cheering] 425 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:07,533 -[splashes] -And that's the bottom line, 426 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,966 because the three-one-six said so. 427 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,100 [Cole] When the War Zone went off the air last week, 428 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,899 we had a visit from Santa Claus. 429 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,899 He was actually expecting Sable to come down 430 00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:18,433 and tell him if she'd been naughty or nice this year. 431 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,666 [Kevin Patrick] Jim Ross and Jim Cornette were at ringside, 432 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:23,266 and I guess, all eyes were awaiting Sable. 433 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,600 Certainly, Santa Claus was anxious to have Miss Slammy come down. 434 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,533 I guess Santa had a special present for Sable. 435 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,866 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 436 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,500 Sable is not coming? 437 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,433 [crowd boos] 438 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,033 Sable is not coming? 439 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,866 [Cornette] Poor Santa, Sable's not coming. 440 00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:47,033 [Ross] I got that. 441 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,233 -Everything's torn up around us. -[Cornette] I don't think he's-- 442 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,666 [Ross] What a night this has been. 443 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,533 [Cornette] Being chased all over the building, 444 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,366 and I don't think Santa has figured out he's not gonna get Sable here. 445 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,633 [Ross] Are we even on? 446 00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:00,600 Hey, little boy, you're not Sable. 447 00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:02,466 [Ross] No. 448 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,100 That's my present? 449 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,233 Well, I got to tell you something, little boy. 450 00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,833 You're definitely not Sable. 451 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,566 -[Cornette] Somebody give that kid-- -You're not what Santa wanted 452 00:23:14,633 --> 00:23:16,399 for Christmas this year, little boy. 453 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,866 Well, anyway, while I'm here, 454 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,899 why don't you tell Santa Claus and everyone here tonight 455 00:23:26,399 --> 00:23:28,166 what you really want for Christmas? 456 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,266 You're not the real Santa Claus. 457 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,100 What do you mean I'm not the real Santa Claus? 458 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,399 What gives you the right, little boy, 459 00:23:38,466 --> 00:23:41,500 to tell me that I'm not the real Santa Claus? 460 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,833 Where did you get told that I'm not Santa Claus? 461 00:23:45,899 --> 00:23:47,600 Why don't you go back and sit down there? 462 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,600 -[Ross] That's not nice. -Go back and sit down. 463 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,733 I don't even wanna know what you want for Christmas… 464 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,100 [Cornette] Who hurt this guy? Has he been on the eggnog? 465 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,033 -["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] -[Ross] Uh-oh. Well, uh… 466 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,766 -[crowd cheering] -…are we taking this? 467 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:01,100 -[Santa laughing] -[Cornette] If we weren't before, 468 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,433 I bet we are now. 469 00:24:04,866 --> 00:24:06,300 Holy mackerel. 470 00:24:06,366 --> 00:24:09,600 [Ross] I reckon we're gonna find out who's been naughty or nice. 471 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:11,033 I think we know the answer. 472 00:24:12,066 --> 00:24:13,933 Here comes the Rattlesnake, 473 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,633 and I got a feeling business is going to pick up. 474 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,000 Merry Christmas, Mr. Austin. 475 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,666 [Cornette] You better stand up, St. Nick. 476 00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,833 [crowd cheering] 477 00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:33,866 -[Ross] This could be good. -[Santa laughs] 478 00:24:34,366 --> 00:24:35,533 [Ross] Ho-ho this. 479 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,500 -Merry Christmas, Mr. Austin. -Shut up. 480 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,366 Ho-ho-ho-ho, oh, hell yeah. 481 00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:45,433 [crowd cheering] 482 00:24:45,966 --> 00:24:49,266 You come out here expecting Sable, the kid comes out here, 483 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,233 you kick the kid out of the ring? 484 00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:55,333 You shouldn't have done it. You know what I'm saying? 485 00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:57,899 I expected Sable, Mr. Austin. 486 00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,766 I don't give a damn who you're expecting, son. 487 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,633 You don't kick the kid out of the ring. 488 00:25:02,633 --> 00:25:04,399 He said you weren't the real Santa. 489 00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:07,633 -I am the real Santa. -So you're the real Santa? 490 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,600 Yes, I'm the real Santa. 491 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:14,399 Are you the real Santa or you're just a fat piece of trash? 492 00:25:14,466 --> 00:25:16,600 [crowd cheering] 493 00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:17,933 I'm a little round. 494 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,533 Oh, I didn't-- If you're the real Santa, 495 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:22,833 hell, a few years ago, 496 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,366 when Stone Cold was about six years old, 497 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,966 and had been a good little SOB all year. 498 00:25:30,366 --> 00:25:31,500 [crowd cheering] 499 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,300 [Santa] That's true. That's true. 500 00:25:36,466 --> 00:25:38,866 When I was six years old, if you're the real Santa, 501 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:40,566 what the hell did I ask for? 502 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:44,833 Well, Santa's got to think about that for a minute, Mr. Austin. 503 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,100 [Stone Cold] Speak up, son. I can't hear you. 504 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,933 Santa has to think about that, Mr. Austin. 505 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,800 It's been a long time ago. Well, let me think, I know I've got it. 506 00:25:52,866 --> 00:25:54,066 It's in my mind. 507 00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:55,366 Um… 508 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,866 -[Cornette] There's a lot of-- -I think it was 509 00:25:58,466 --> 00:26:01,100 a barbie doll and Tiddlywinks. 510 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:05,766 Yes, that's what what it was. You wanted a barbie doll and Tiddlywinks. 511 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,399 It wasn't no barbie doll and I can tell you what to do 512 00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,566 with every little one of your little Tiddlywinks. 513 00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,366 [crowd cheering] 514 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,699 That wasn't very nice, Mr. Austin, 515 00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:17,966 -to say to Santa. -Let me take a little survey. Shut up. 516 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:20,699 Let me take a little survey here, son. 517 00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:22,766 You're damn sure fat enough to be Santa. 518 00:26:23,366 --> 00:26:25,166 You got your little rosy cheeks. 519 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:29,533 I really don't know what to think. 520 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:31,966 Stand up, son. Let me take a good look at you. 521 00:26:38,566 --> 00:26:40,966 Am I the real Santa Claus everyone? 522 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,233 Am I the real Santa Claus? 523 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,600 Can you say he's the real Santa Claus or not? 524 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:46,566 [audience chatter] 525 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,233 [Stone Cold] He's not the Santa Claus? 526 00:26:50,766 --> 00:26:54,533 If he's not the real Santa Claus, give me a hell no. 527 00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:56,933 [crowd shouts] Hell no. 528 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,399 [Cornette] Not looking good for, uh, Kris Kringle there. 529 00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:06,300 Santa, straight from the bottom of Stone Cold's heart, 530 00:27:07,033 --> 00:27:10,033 I got a little Christmas present for you myself. 531 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,333 [Ross exclaims] 532 00:27:11,399 --> 00:27:13,533 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] Oh, Stone Cold 533 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600 just stunnered Santa Claus. 534 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,600 [Cornette] He cracked Kris' kringle. 535 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,866 -["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] -Oh, hell yeah! 536 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:26,733 [Ross] Nobody but the Rattlesnake, the Stone Cold Stunner to St. Nick. 537 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,366 [cheering continues] 538 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,666 [Cornette] And he can be elected mayor of this town for doing it. 539 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:36,933 [Cornette exclaims] 540 00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:41,366 [Ross] Stone Cold assaulting Santa Claus. 541 00:27:51,466 --> 00:27:54,433 [Kevin Patrick] I think "Stone Cold" Steve Austin proven it's nice sometimes 542 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,866 to be naughty to a bogus Santa. 543 00:27:55,933 --> 00:27:58,533 [Cole] Tell you what, Kevin, still more to come tonight on Raw. 544 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,333 -Wait, what's this? -[indistinct argument] 545 00:28:00,399 --> 00:28:02,699 [Triple H] …like you needed help doing that? Come on, man. 546 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:05,166 All I was trying to do is prove that I'm just as good as you. 547 00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:07,566 -I'm sick and tired of you walking around… -[Shawn argues] 548 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:10,266 -…telling everybody you're better than me. -[Shawn] I've never-- 549 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,866 [Triple H] You're always telling everybody you're The Icon, 550 00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:16,500 you're The Showstopper. I'm just as good as you. 551 00:28:16,633 --> 00:28:19,566 -[Shawn] You can go to hell for all I- -[Triple H] Yeah, get out of here. 552 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,033 [Cole] Trouble in paradise perhaps for D-X 553 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,500 as Shawn set to meet Triple H for the European Title tonight. 554 00:28:25,566 --> 00:28:27,566 [Kevin Patrick] But up next, The Undertaker collides 555 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:31,366 with the Intercontinental Champion, The Rock, that is next on Raw. 556 00:28:32,699 --> 00:28:33,966 [pensive music playing] 557 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,266 [Ahmed] I know what you're thinking. 558 00:28:38,766 --> 00:28:40,666 [The Undertaker] I'm not a real athlete. 559 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,066 [Shamrock] I'm just a wrestler. 560 00:28:43,899 --> 00:28:46,366 [The Undertaker] I'm 6'10'', 328 pounds. 561 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,199 [Marc] I won boxing's Golden Gloves three years in a row. 562 00:28:49,266 --> 00:28:51,899 [The Rock] I was a national champion at the University of Miami. 563 00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:53,933 [Faarooq] My jersey was retired at Florida State. 564 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,233 [Shamrock] I was the Ultimate Fighting Champion. 565 00:28:56,399 --> 00:28:59,333 [The Undertaker] When you step through those ropes, bad things do happen. 566 00:28:59,399 --> 00:29:02,733 -[Stone Cold] I've had over 200 stitches-- -[Shawn] Suffered a dozen concussions. 567 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,133 [Stone Cold] I have broken bones. 568 00:29:04,199 --> 00:29:05,766 Damn near broke my neck. 569 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,566 -[Shawn] I have blown-out knees. -[Stone Cold] But I still got up. 570 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,366 -[The Undertaker] This is who I am. -[Ahmed] This is what I do. 571 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:15,433 -[Shamrock] I'm not really an athlete? -[Shawn] This isn't real? 572 00:29:16,366 --> 00:29:17,866 [Stone Cold] Try lacing my boots. 573 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,166 [Cole] Welcome back to Raw. Happy holidays everybody. 574 00:29:25,266 --> 00:29:26,566 ["Nation of Domination" playing] 575 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:29,500 Faarooq leading The Rock and the Nation of Domination to the ring. 576 00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:30,899 What a match-up this is gonna be, 577 00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,933 The Rock against The Phenom, The Undertaker. 578 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,899 But what a night it's been here already on Raw. 579 00:29:34,966 --> 00:29:39,000 [Kevin Patrick] Certainly has, folks. We already saw "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 580 00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:40,766 give the stunner to a bogus Santa. 581 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:43,933 And what about the confrontation on the horizon 582 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,833 between Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, 583 00:29:46,899 --> 00:29:48,000 it'll happen tonight. 584 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:51,000 We already heard heated words coming from the D-X locker room. 585 00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,733 There's a big story brewing here tonight. 586 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,033 [Cole] Could there be, uh, trouble in paradise for D-Generation X? 587 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,033 There he is, The Rock, the Intercontinental Champion, 588 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,566 but he does not have the hardware to prove it. 589 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,166 Of course, Stone Cold threw the Intercontinental belt 590 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,266 off a bridge in New Hampshire last week. 591 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:09,333 If you people shut your mouth and listen to what The Rock has to say, 592 00:30:09,399 --> 00:30:10,933 you might educate yourself. 593 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,699 [crowd chanting] Rocky sucks! 594 00:30:13,766 --> 00:30:16,300 Let me be the first to introduce to you 595 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:21,633 the new undisputed Intercontinental Champion 596 00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:23,633 of the World Wrestling Entertainment, 597 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:25,100 The Rock. 598 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:28,566 [Cole] Yes, the self-proclaimed Rock. 599 00:30:29,066 --> 00:30:31,399 He is the self-proclaimed People's Champion. 600 00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:33,433 -["Rest in Peace" playing] -[Kevin Patrick] Oh, boy. 601 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,633 -[crowd cheering] -He could get a lesson in, uh, 602 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:37,966 a long day's night here. 603 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:41,300 [Howard] And his opponent, 604 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,333 from Death Valley, weighing in at 328 pounds, 605 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,000 The Undertaker. 606 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,433 [Cole] The Phenom, The Undertaker, 607 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:58,666 heading for a huge match-up, the WWE Championship on the line, 608 00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:02,800 January 18th, the Royal Rumble, San Jose, California. 609 00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:07,266 A Casket Match, The Undertaker to meet Shawn Michaels. 610 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,500 [Kevin Patrick] But what kind of emotional state is he in, JR? 611 00:31:09,566 --> 00:31:12,466 These confrontations with Kane have to take its toll. 612 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,733 [Ross] Well, there's no doubt about that, but hopefully, 613 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,300 The Undertaker has one thing on his mind here tonight, 614 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:18,666 and that is The Rock. 615 00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:21,899 It's gonna be a great challenge for The Phenom, but yes, indeed, 616 00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:24,699 January the 18th, the entire Bay Area 617 00:31:24,766 --> 00:31:28,733 is getting excited about the 1998 Royal Rumble. 618 00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:33,066 It's The Undertaker's specialty, a Casket Match. 619 00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:43,899 -[thunderclap] -[Kevin Patrick] Oh, my… 620 00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:46,066 [Ross] Let there be light. 621 00:31:46,866 --> 00:31:50,300 And The Rock maybe thinking or having second thoughts 622 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:54,566 about signing a contract to meet the greatest Phenom 623 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:57,966 in the entire history of the World Wrestling Entertainment. 624 00:31:58,033 --> 00:32:00,100 Everybody says they're an icon. 625 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:02,366 Everybody says that they're gonna be the man, 626 00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:06,033 but folks, there is one man, the man in the WWE, 627 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:09,333 and in my view, that's The Man from the Dark Side, 628 00:32:09,399 --> 00:32:11,533 that man right there, The Undertaker. 629 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,933 [Cole] The two-time WWE Champion. 630 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,866 -[bell dinging] -Chance to make it three times, 631 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,833 January 18th, at the Royal Rumble, 632 00:32:17,899 --> 00:32:20,266 as The Undertaker now gets set to take on The Rock. 633 00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:21,433 Kevin, I need to ask you, 634 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,766 how focused can The Undertaker be in this match-up 635 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,366 against the Intercontinental Champion, 636 00:32:25,433 --> 00:32:28,466 knowing that everywhere he's gone lately, Kane has been sure to follow? 637 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:29,566 And there he goes. 638 00:32:29,966 --> 00:32:33,766 The Rock with an attack from behind, pounding away now at The Undertaker. 639 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:35,766 He was distracted by D-Lo Brown. 640 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,666 Whips The Undertaker across the ring, 641 00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:39,433 into the corner, but there's the big boot. 642 00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,266 Followed up by the clothesline. 643 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,833 [Ross] We've just been notified that the New Age Outlaws 644 00:32:44,899 --> 00:32:47,233 are searching for Mankind. 645 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:51,199 Apparently, the New Age Outlaws went to where they thought Mankind was, 646 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:54,600 in the bowels of the building, but Mankind was not there. 647 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:57,633 So you got to wonder just who is searching whom? 648 00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,899 [Kevin Patrick] Very, very interesting. 649 00:32:59,966 --> 00:33:02,133 Mankind lurking in the bowels of the building, 650 00:33:02,199 --> 00:33:03,199 who knows what'll happen. 651 00:33:03,266 --> 00:33:06,466 [Cole] Undertaker whips Rock off the ropes and catches him with a big boot. 652 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:10,866 We understand our cameras are staying with, uh, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg 653 00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:14,233 in the locker room area as they try to find that moving target, Mankind. 654 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,966 Here's the cover, there's two, but The Rock kicks out. 655 00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:19,933 [Kevin Patrick] Nervous looks on the faces of the Nation of Domination, 656 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,666 members around ringside, 657 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,399 The Rock in all kinds of trouble. 658 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:25,333 [Ross] The entire Nation at ringside, 659 00:33:25,399 --> 00:33:28,500 certainly posing more obstacles for The Undertaker. 660 00:33:28,566 --> 00:33:31,766 You're talking about nervous looks, you gotta wonder what kind of, uh, 661 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:35,000 looks on the face of Shawn Michaels and Hunter Hearst-Helmsley, 662 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:37,899 the two members of D-X will meet each other 663 00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:40,500 right here tonight for the European Title. 664 00:33:40,566 --> 00:33:43,266 You heard it right, Michaels and Helmsley, 665 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:48,066 one-on-one for the European Title. That much will be here tonight. 666 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,399 [Cole] A Christmas present from Commissioner Slaughter, 667 00:33:50,466 --> 00:33:52,633 could it be the end of the D-Generation X? 668 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,733 The Undertaker, the two-time champion, 669 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,600 in control of the two-time Intercontinental Champion, 670 00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:00,633 -The Rock, Rocky Maivia. -[Ross] Watch his athleticism. 671 00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:03,466 He's 6'10'', 328 pounds. 672 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:06,233 This is absolutely amazing. Wait a minute. 673 00:34:06,633 --> 00:34:10,133 There's Paul Bearer. The Undertaker sees Paul Bearer as well. 674 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,166 [Cole] He is the ghost-- Oh, from behind. 675 00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:17,100 -Kama, with a low blow from behind. -[Ross] The Undertaker is hurt. 676 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,133 [Cole] We gotta take a break. We'll be right back. 677 00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,400 [Cole] Kama Mustafa with a big clothesline. 678 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:25,433 The Nation mugging The Undertaker outside the ring. 679 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,900 Welcome back to Raw everybody. 680 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:29,633 [Kevin Patrick] A carefully orchestrated play by the Nation of Domination 681 00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:31,133 on the far side of the ring fence. 682 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,900 Faarooq has the referee distracted, 683 00:34:32,966 --> 00:34:35,766 Kama and D-Lo are destroying The Undertaker. 684 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:39,033 And look at the early Christmas gift rolled in for The Rock. 685 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:42,699 [Cole] And don't forget, Paul Bearer, the ghost of The Undertaker's past, 686 00:34:42,766 --> 00:34:44,966 -is still at ringside. -[crowd chanting] Rocky sucks! 687 00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:48,466 And as we know, wherever Paul Bearer has gone as of late, as a rule, 688 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,233 Kane has but sure to follow. 689 00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:55,166 The Rock now in control, thanks to his Nation brethren 690 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,666 as he pounds away now on The Undertaker in the corner. 691 00:34:57,733 --> 00:35:00,466 [Kevin Patrick] Undertaker is taking a hellacious beating at the hands 692 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,266 of the Nation of Domination. 693 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,799 [Cole] The Rock with the big right hand. 694 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,266 The Undertaker in deep trouble. 695 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,833 [Kevin Patrick] Emotionally distraught over the past few weeks, 696 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,433 physically beaten down, 697 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,933 attacks by Kane, and now here tonight, look at Kama go. 698 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,200 [Cole] Kama with right hands to The Undertaker. 699 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:20,733 The Rock… 700 00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:25,600 an early Christmas present, firmly in control now. 701 00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,366 [crowd chanting] Rocky sucks! 702 00:35:27,433 --> 00:35:30,433 [Ross] Certainly, The Rock making a statement here. 703 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,200 The reigning Intercontinental Champion-- 704 00:35:32,266 --> 00:35:34,533 Now, wait a minute. The Undertaker fights back. 705 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,833 You cannot keep The Phenom down, no matter what the odds are. 706 00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,500 And The Rock rakes the face 707 00:35:39,566 --> 00:35:42,033 just as The Undertaker was building some momentum. 708 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600 [Cole] Look at that, a big slam by The Rock. 709 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:48,033 The 275-pounder, 6'5'', 710 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,500 off the ropes now, leaps over The Undertaker, 711 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,266 and plants the elbow into the sternum. 712 00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,900 The Rock now hooks the leg, here's the cover, 713 00:35:56,966 --> 00:36:00,366 only two before the left shoulder kicked out by The Undertaker. 714 00:36:00,433 --> 00:36:02,366 [Ross] Can you imagine what it would mean 715 00:36:02,433 --> 00:36:05,600 for the career of The Rock to defeat The Undertaker 716 00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:07,933 right here tonight on Raw? 717 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,266 It would be huge. 718 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:13,633 It will off the page as far as The Rock's career is concerned. 719 00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:16,833 [Cole] The Rock now trying to wear down The Undertaker. 720 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,833 [Kevin Patrick] A submission move perhaps as the Nation of Domination lurks 721 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:23,100 on the outside, really starting to clamp down. 722 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:26,033 And The Undertaker sinking further and further down. 723 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,033 I'm not so sure if he's gonna come back. 724 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,299 [Cole] The crowd trying to give The Undertaker some momentum. 725 00:36:31,366 --> 00:36:34,299 The Undertaker trying desperately to get to his feet. 726 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,600 The Phenom in trouble. Can he battle back? 727 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:40,166 He's taking an extreme amount of punishment this week. 728 00:36:40,733 --> 00:36:43,766 [Ross] Yeah, but look at the odds, look at the odds against The Undertaker. 729 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,766 That man, Faarooq, the leader of the Nation. 730 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:47,600 This whole thing has been well-orchestrated. 731 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,533 You got Paul Bearer out of here, 732 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,766 and you know every time The Undertaker sees Paul Bearer, 733 00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:55,866 The Undertaker has to think of his brother, Kane. 734 00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:57,633 What-- What more hurdles, 735 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,366 what more challenges can be faced, 736 00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:03,233 placed in front of a Man from the Dark Side? 737 00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:07,200 [Cole] The Rock clamping down into the shoulder now of The Undertaker. 738 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:11,466 The Undertaker slowly trying to feed off the momentum of this crowd. 739 00:37:12,466 --> 00:37:14,200 [Kevin Patrick] This amazes me, that The Undertaker 740 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,166 is able to come back. How resilient. 741 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,766 [Cole] The Rock though with a stiff right hand to the back. 742 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,666 Off the ropes now, big clothesline. 743 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,500 [Kevin Patrick] Certainly the Casket Match, the title opportunity, looming 744 00:37:24,566 --> 00:37:27,299 at the 1998 Royal Rumble, January 18th. 745 00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:28,966 But The Undertaker, so many obstacles 746 00:37:29,033 --> 00:37:31,200 -to overcome till that time-- -[commentators exclaim] 747 00:37:31,266 --> 00:37:32,266 [Ross] Caught a low blow. 748 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,266 [Cole] Referee, Earl Hebner, distracted by the Nation on the outside. 749 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:36,400 [Ross] A blatant low blow. 750 00:37:36,466 --> 00:37:38,533 That should've been an automatic disqualification 751 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,833 and no doubt would have been if the referee had seen it. 752 00:37:42,566 --> 00:37:45,933 But how do you officiate this match with so many distractions? 753 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,700 [Cole] The Rock, again, pounding away 754 00:37:50,766 --> 00:37:53,433 into the back of The Undertaker, into that shoulder. 755 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:57,333 What punishment The Undertaker is taking at the hands of The Rock. 756 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:00,333 [Kevin Patrick] The spirit of the dark side, 757 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,100 it's still strong, but the physical form, 758 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,866 The Undertaker's body being beaten down week after week. 759 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:09,466 [Ross] The highly intelligent Nation of Domination, 760 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:11,200 especially this man, The Rock, 761 00:38:11,266 --> 00:38:13,466 trying to keep The Undertaker's vertical base 762 00:38:13,966 --> 00:38:16,500 and keep him down, keep him from that vertical base. 763 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,299 And Rock now, again kicking The Undertaker right back down. 764 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:22,000 Whether you like him or you don't, 765 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:26,200 The Rock is a smart, smart athlete, but look at The Undertaker fight back. 766 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,900 [Cole] The Undertaker battling back. Big right and left hands 767 00:38:28,966 --> 00:38:30,233 and then a right to the face. 768 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,700 Another kick to the midsection, The Rock trying to regain control. 769 00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:37,966 But The Undertaker now, blocking the rights, 770 00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,600 coming back with rights of his own. 771 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,566 Whips The Rock across the ring, into the corner. 772 00:38:44,466 --> 00:38:46,266 Oh, but The Rock catches him with a big elbow. 773 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,200 [Kevin Patrick] Taking so much punishment, The Undertaker has. 774 00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:51,133 The Rock really dishing it out here. 775 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,200 [Cole] Rock again whips The Undertaker into the corner, 776 00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:55,566 but he telegraphed it. 777 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:58,033 The Undertaker, a desperation move, 778 00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,833 he caught The Rock in the back of the neck. 779 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:02,633 [Ross] The Undertaker's gonna overcome all the obstacles here. 780 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,466 -It should be over. -[Cole] There's two. 781 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:07,100 Almost three, but Rock somehow got the left shoulder up. 782 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:09,299 [Kevin Patrick] D-Lo up on the apron. What's this all about? 783 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,633 [Cole] The Undertaker made sure he went down quickly, 784 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:17,200 but he's distracted again, and The Rock, again capitalizes. 785 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,366 The Undertaker whipped off the rope. 786 00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:23,766 Rock misses with the right hand. Look out. 787 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,366 -[crowd cheering] -Look out. 788 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:29,666 [Ross] Rock going for the ride. A chokeslam with one arm. 789 00:39:29,733 --> 00:39:32,466 A one-arm chokeslam by The Phenom. 790 00:39:32,533 --> 00:39:34,400 [Cole] This'll be it. This should be it. 791 00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:36,500 The Undertaker setting him up. 792 00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:39,666 [Kevin Patrick] He's gonna take him for the ride, for the Tombstone Piledriver. 793 00:39:39,733 --> 00:39:41,733 Can The Undertaker overcome all the odds? 794 00:39:41,799 --> 00:39:44,266 [Cole] The Rock doesn't know where he is. Here it comes. 795 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,799 [Ross] The Nation's not gonna be able to save The Rock. 796 00:39:46,866 --> 00:39:50,666 -[Cole] Rest in peace, Rocky. -[Ross] Maivia just got-- 797 00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:51,900 [crowd screaming] 798 00:39:51,966 --> 00:39:52,866 [Ross] Wait a minute. 799 00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,799 -["Burned" playing] -[Ross] Oh, no. Don't tell me this again. 800 00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:00,166 [Kevin Patrick] Another chapter in Paul Bearer's prophecy. 801 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,700 [Ross] My God, what in the hell? 802 00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:04,799 Here he comes. 803 00:40:04,866 --> 00:40:05,799 [explosion] 804 00:40:05,866 --> 00:40:07,466 [Ross] Here comes Kane. 805 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:09,333 [Cole] The younger brother of The Undertaker, 806 00:40:09,733 --> 00:40:11,633 led by Paul Bearer to the ring. 807 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:15,466 [Ross] I got a feeling this may be the night. 808 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:19,833 This may be the night that The Undertaker takes his little brother 809 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,433 and takes him down hard. 810 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,666 [Kevin Patrick] If he doesn't, JR, is this the night that Kane 811 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:26,100 puts The Undertaker down once and for all? 812 00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:33,666 [Cole] Last week, these two mammoths met face-to-face in the ring. 813 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,966 [Ross] Paul Bearer has some sort of plan here. 814 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:39,366 Paul Bearer would love to ruin everybody's holiday, 815 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:41,133 especially The Undertaker's. 816 00:40:41,766 --> 00:40:44,299 [Cole] Last week, we saw Kane slap The Undertaker. 817 00:40:45,799 --> 00:40:48,233 Undertaker did not retaliate. 818 00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:53,333 [Bearer] I invite the entire world 819 00:40:53,966 --> 00:40:59,433 to feast your eyes upon your Phenom. 820 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,200 [crowd booing] 821 00:41:04,299 --> 00:41:05,500 [Bearer] Look at him! 822 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:12,900 You're nothing but a shell of a man that you once were. 823 00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:17,833 [Ross] I don't believe that. I'll never believe that. 824 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:22,500 [Bearer] I gave you one last chance last week, Deadman, 825 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:26,600 to step up and face your brother. 826 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:28,433 And what did you do? 827 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,900 You tucked tail and ran. 828 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,733 [Cole] I don't think he ran. 829 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:38,000 He refused to fight his brother, as he said all along, he would not do. 830 00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:42,666 [Bearer] I have to say that I am totally ashamed 831 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:46,600 to say that I ever had anything to do with you. 832 00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:49,233 [Kevin Patrick] The feeling's mutual. 833 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:54,900 [Bearer] I can't believe that I once stood by your side so proud 834 00:41:54,966 --> 00:41:57,633 and called myself your friend. 835 00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:01,900 You're nothing anymore. 836 00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:03,633 Nothing at all. 837 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:07,266 And what's so sad, 838 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,333 your poor parents 839 00:42:10,966 --> 00:42:14,366 are celebrating this holiday season 840 00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:16,666 with the maggots and the worms. 841 00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:19,000 -[Ross] Good God. -[Cole] Look out. 842 00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:22,133 Look out. He went for Paul Bearer. 843 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:25,733 [Ross] Kane just attacking his brother. 844 00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:27,700 -Wait a minute. -[Cole] He's gonna fight back. 845 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,433 -[Ross] The Undertaker's had enough. -[Cole] Oh, no. 846 00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:32,966 [Kevin Patrick] He had a chance, JR, he didn't do it. 847 00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:34,533 [Cole] Right hands. 848 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,200 [Ross] Kane is hammering and battering his brother. 849 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:40,400 The Undertaker refusing to fight back. 850 00:42:40,466 --> 00:42:42,466 [Bearer] Are you gonna fight back, Phenom? 851 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,666 Come on, you leeches of the night. 852 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,600 Look at your Phenom. 853 00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:52,366 [Cole] Kane pummeling away at The Undertaker, The Phenom… 854 00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:54,200 [Bearer] There's your Undertaker. 855 00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:57,366 [Cole] …refusing to fight back, refusing to defend himself. 856 00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,700 [Kevin Patrick] Is this the fight The Man from the Dark Side 857 00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:01,466 is extinguished once and for all? 858 00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:03,033 [Bearer] …groveling on his knees. 859 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,533 [Cole] Oh, no. 860 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:12,266 [Kevin Patrick] Taker had a chance to fight back, he had a chance to strike. 861 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,500 He didn't do it. 862 00:43:13,566 --> 00:43:17,766 [Ross] Absolute carnage inflicted on The Undertaker by his brother, Kane. 863 00:43:18,366 --> 00:43:20,700 [Bearer] Are you gonna fight back? 864 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:24,500 [Ross] No one has ever, ever manhandled The Undertaker 865 00:43:24,566 --> 00:43:27,833 like Kane is right here before our very eyes. 866 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,400 The Undertaker is hurt. 867 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,900 [Cole] Desperately trying to grab the rope to get to his feet. 868 00:43:33,966 --> 00:43:35,933 [Bearer] I told you he's nothing. 869 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,633 -And here is your proof. -[Ross] Paul Bearer loves this. 870 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:40,966 Paul Bearer loves this. 871 00:43:41,766 --> 00:43:44,833 [Kevin Patrick] The broken form of The Undertaker slumped in the corner. 872 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:49,766 [Bearer] 1998 will be the year of Kane. 873 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,633 [Ross] How much more will The Undertaker take? 874 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:57,033 Or maybe more specifically, how much more can he take? 875 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,799 -[explosion] -[Ross] Oh, my gosh. 876 00:43:58,866 --> 00:44:00,900 -["Burned" playing] -[Kevin Patrick] Welcome to hell. 877 00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:05,500 [Cole] The Undertaker, lying in the corner. 878 00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:10,666 He had a chance. He had a chance to defend himself. 879 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,500 [Bearer] Season's beatings, Deadman. 880 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:18,033 [Ross] The Undertaker has just experienced… 881 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:24,566 quite the dose of hell from his own flesh and blood. 882 00:44:24,933 --> 00:44:26,200 From his own brother. 883 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,000 The Undertaker, obviously, is hurt. 884 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:33,066 [Kevin Patrick] He can't take any more of this. 885 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,100 The Undertaker can't withstand any more from Kane. 886 00:44:40,133 --> 00:44:42,100 [Cole] What a night, folks, on Raw. 887 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:43,100 But up next… 888 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:44,666 Up next on the War Zone. 889 00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:47,033 Shawn Michaels meets Triple H 890 00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,233 The European Title is on the line. 891 00:44:49,299 --> 00:44:51,066 Could it be the destruction of D-X? 892 00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:54,700 [narrator] In over 100 countries, 893 00:44:54,766 --> 00:44:56,566 in seven different languages, 894 00:44:56,633 --> 00:44:59,299 to more than a half billion viewers each week, 895 00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:01,200 the World Wrestling Entertainment, 896 00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:04,233 the worldwide leader in sports entertainment. 897 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:09,966 [Ross] Just a few moments ago on Raw, we saw another altercation 898 00:45:10,033 --> 00:45:13,299 involving Kane and his brother, The Undertaker. 899 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:17,166 [Cornette] And it was the first time that The Undertaker 900 00:45:17,233 --> 00:45:18,866 raised a hand to his brother, 901 00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:21,033 even if it was only to restrain him. 902 00:45:21,466 --> 00:45:24,299 But he still would not strike Kane. 903 00:45:24,366 --> 00:45:26,333 But Kane had no such qualms. 904 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:31,033 [Ross] What a brutal attack perpetrated by Kane on The Undertaker 905 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:34,533 and The Undertaker has refused medical attention. 906 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,299 [Cornette] But that's not all. 907 00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:40,299 Commissioner Slaughter has informed the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, 908 00:45:40,366 --> 00:45:43,966 that he must defend the European Championship 909 00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:45,200 right here tonight. 910 00:45:46,299 --> 00:45:50,333 I will defend this title against anybody, 911 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,433 anywhere, anytime, pal. 912 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:58,366 Your opponent tonight will be… 913 00:46:00,266 --> 00:46:03,633 -Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. -[crowd cheering] 914 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,966 [Ross] Could we see the destruction of D-Generation X? 915 00:46:06,033 --> 00:46:09,233 Because Shawn Michaels meets Triple H, next. 916 00:46:10,799 --> 00:46:12,299 [helicopter whirring] 917 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,966 -[rock music playing] -[explosions] 918 00:46:20,466 --> 00:46:23,066 ♪ We take it on the road We to do what we feel ♪ 919 00:46:23,133 --> 00:46:25,733 ♪ So they could see that we are real ♪ 920 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:28,133 ♪ Hit the mat, play it cold ♪ 921 00:46:28,566 --> 00:46:31,066 ♪ Makes nice and good, we want more ♪ 922 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,000 ♪ Everyone get on your feet ♪ 923 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:43,166 ♪ Wave your hands, turn up the heat ♪ 924 00:46:44,266 --> 00:46:46,466 ♪ Got another show to go ♪ 925 00:46:46,533 --> 00:46:50,733 ♪ We're all together, now ♪ 926 00:46:51,666 --> 00:46:53,400 -♪ Now ♪ -[explosion] 927 00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:55,066 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 928 00:46:56,866 --> 00:46:58,400 ["Are You Ready" playing] 929 00:47:04,566 --> 00:47:06,466 [Ross] Well, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 930 00:47:07,266 --> 00:47:10,066 The European Title on the line, momentarily. 931 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,000 [Cornette] And what's more important? 932 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:16,700 The censor's finger is on the button because you never know. 933 00:47:16,766 --> 00:47:18,500 ♪ Bow to the masters ♪ 934 00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:23,100 [Ross] This could be the end of D-Generation X right here tonight. 935 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:27,766 Here come Chyna carrying both Shawn Michaels' championship belts. 936 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,433 You gotta wonder where she stands in this equation. 937 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,066 [Cornette] I was about to ask, whose side is she on? 938 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:37,100 Is she just gonna try to pick the winner and hope he feels the same about her? 939 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:42,133 [Ross] She's not exactly a classic, uh, Santa's little helper. 940 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:46,100 A 200-pound, uh, accomplice 941 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:49,766 of Michaels and Helmsley has made her way to the ring. 942 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:50,966 [Howard] The participants… 943 00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:52,733 [Cornette] You can't read that poker face. 944 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:57,100 [Howard] …from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 234 pounds. 945 00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:01,500 He is the World Wrestling Entertainment and European Champion, 946 00:48:01,566 --> 00:48:05,700 the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. 947 00:48:05,766 --> 00:48:09,799 [Cornette] And that's kind of interesting. Shawn Michaels coming to the ring first. 948 00:48:10,533 --> 00:48:13,799 He's not only the European Champion, he's the WWE Champion. 949 00:48:15,433 --> 00:48:18,133 [Ross] He may not be the European Champion after tonight. 950 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:24,133 He may not be the WWE Champion after the Royal Rumble on January 18th. 951 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,133 [Howard] And his opponent… 952 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,466 [Cornette] Ego alert! Ego alert! 953 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,466 I think we're gonna be exceeding the ego limit for this building. 954 00:48:34,533 --> 00:48:36,799 [Howard] …Hunter Hearst Helmsley. 955 00:48:36,866 --> 00:48:39,133 [Ross] The 1997 King of the Ring, 956 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,600 Triple H, on his way to the ring to challenge Shawn-- 957 00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,466 Wait a minute! There's Owen Hart! 958 00:48:43,533 --> 00:48:45,799 [Cornette] Hey, wait a minute! Cut that tape off. 959 00:48:45,866 --> 00:48:46,733 Look at Owen Hart. 960 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:49,866 [Ross] Owen Hart just attacked Triple H. 961 00:48:49,933 --> 00:48:53,166 There the Commissioner but Owen Hart has struck again. 962 00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:58,633 Owen Hart has struck again and has attacked Triple H. 963 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:00,266 [Cornette] Where did he come from? 964 00:49:01,433 --> 00:49:03,733 I didn't even see where he came from. 965 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,766 [Ross] Well, Triple H called, uh, Owen a nugget earlier, 966 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,466 among other things. 967 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:12,166 These two guys did earlier 968 00:49:13,433 --> 00:49:17,066 and they are having some words, obviously, with Commissioner Slaughter. 969 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,333 [indistinct yelling] 970 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,533 [Triple H] You were sitting there when I walked over-- 971 00:49:23,766 --> 00:49:25,766 It's a conspiracy against D-X. 972 00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:27,366 [Cornette] You hear that? 973 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,799 -[Ross] Look at Slaughter smiling. -[Cornette] Slaughter's got a grin 974 00:49:31,866 --> 00:49:34,766 and I think Michaels is accusing Slaughter of being in on that. 975 00:49:35,299 --> 00:49:36,900 Go on, get your cue ball out of here. 976 00:49:36,966 --> 00:49:39,633 [Ross] Well, Oliver Stone, are you listening? 977 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:41,266 Another conspiracy theory. 978 00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:44,233 Was there collusion with Slaughter and Owen Hart? 979 00:49:44,299 --> 00:49:45,766 Let's take another look. 980 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,400 Another camera angle. Owen Hart comes right out the entrance way 981 00:49:49,466 --> 00:49:51,033 and attacks Helmsley. 982 00:49:51,266 --> 00:49:53,000 [Cornette] He must have been laying in wait 983 00:49:53,066 --> 00:49:55,600 right behind the curtain there on the other side. 984 00:49:56,466 --> 00:49:58,766 And Slaughter was quick enough to get him off, 985 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,900 but, uh, I don't know whether maybe 986 00:50:00,966 --> 00:50:03,433 Slaughter might not have been in on it. Who knows? 987 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,433 [Ross] Well, the bottom line is, 988 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,799 this match is gonna take place tonight! Tonight! 989 00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:12,833 [Ross] Welcome back to the War Zone. Here's what happened moments ago. 990 00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:17,299 The challenger for the European Title, Triple H, attacked again by Owen Hart. 991 00:50:17,366 --> 00:50:20,233 [Cornette] It doesn't see that anything can contain Owen Hart's hatred 992 00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:21,633 for Shawn Michaels and Triple H. 993 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,166 No official reprimand. 994 00:50:23,233 --> 00:50:25,433 No action by the WWE representatives 995 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:29,566 can stop Owen Hart from attacking D-Generation X at every opportunity. 996 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,266 Well, the bottom line, as the old rattle stick would say 997 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:35,633 is that here tonight on the War Zone, the European Title will be on the line 998 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,233 and Shawn Michaels will face Triple H. 999 00:50:38,299 --> 00:50:40,066 That's right. Slaughter has ordered it 1000 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:42,033 and no matter what Michaels and Triple H do, 1001 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,633 they're not gonna get out of it. They will face each other. 1002 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:47,766 And what's more, our cameras have caught up with Mankind. 1003 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,333 He was in the bowels of the building 1004 00:50:49,399 --> 00:50:52,733 and he had some rather pointed comments to make just a few moments ago 1005 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:54,500 to Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. 1006 00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:56,666 So, New Age Outlaws, 1007 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,833 I do feel that this time of year 1008 00:50:59,899 --> 00:51:03,299 it is better to give than to receive. 1009 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:06,899 And I will give you the beatings of your life. 1010 00:51:07,633 --> 00:51:09,733 And you will receive them. 1011 00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:12,700 It's the fight before Christmas. 1012 00:51:13,466 --> 00:51:14,899 Have a nice day. 1013 00:51:15,766 --> 00:51:18,799 [Ross] We understand that the Road Dogg and Billy Gunn 1014 00:51:18,866 --> 00:51:21,899 are searching as we speak for Mankind. 1015 00:51:21,966 --> 00:51:24,166 And we have a cameraman following them. 1016 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,466 [Cornette] What the heck? 1017 00:51:26,533 --> 00:51:28,399 [whispering] 1018 00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:34,766 [Ross] They're certainly in the bowels of the building. 1019 00:51:37,366 --> 00:51:39,566 [Cornette] Looked like they're going into a coal mine. 1020 00:51:40,766 --> 00:51:42,966 -[whispering] -[clattering] 1021 00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:45,633 -[Ross] Is that Mankind? -[Road Dogg] Stop. 1022 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,633 -[metal clanging] -[Cornette] They got him. 1023 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,000 [Ross] Look at the assault. 1024 00:51:52,066 --> 00:51:54,700 The New Age Outlaws assaulting Mankind here. 1025 00:51:54,766 --> 00:51:57,100 -Go get the light. We got him! -[Road Dogg] We got him! 1026 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,766 -[Road Dogg laughing] -[man coughing] 1027 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:01,200 Wait, it's not him. 1028 00:52:01,266 --> 00:52:02,866 -[Road Dogg] That ain't him? -No. 1029 00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:05,266 [Road Dogg] Get your hat. Let's get out of here. 1030 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,266 [Billy] Let's get out of here. 1031 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,000 [Ross] Well, an innocent person 1032 00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:11,633 just got assaulted by the New Age Outlaws. 1033 00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:15,100 [Howard] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 20-minute… 1034 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,399 [Cornette] I'd like to be their defense lawyer. 1035 00:52:18,433 --> 00:52:20,566 [Ross] There goes Marvelous Marc Mero. 1036 00:52:20,633 --> 00:52:22,966 I don't know where Sable is. She was here earlier. 1037 00:52:23,033 --> 00:52:26,033 I walked around with a mistletoe all around my head all day. 1038 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:28,799 [Cornette] That was poison ivy, JR. 1039 00:52:28,866 --> 00:52:30,933 But where's this outfit you've been telling me 1040 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,866 you've been promo-ing all afternoon? 1041 00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:35,933 Sable was wearing the hottest outfit known to man. 1042 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,533 You've got me all ready to see this and now there's no Sable. 1043 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,433 Where is Sable? 1044 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,399 [Ross] She's here somewhere. I saw her earlier. 1045 00:52:41,466 --> 00:52:42,799 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 1046 00:52:43,566 --> 00:52:45,799 [Ross] The fans want to see her as well. 1047 00:52:45,866 --> 00:52:47,966 [Cornette] You've been lying to me about this outfit. 1048 00:52:48,033 --> 00:52:50,100 Or should I say a small outfit? 1049 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,433 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 1050 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:52,799 [Ross] I really wasn't. She is-- 1051 00:52:52,866 --> 00:52:53,966 Shut up for a second! 1052 00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:55,933 [Ross] She's here and she's hot. 1053 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,866 [Cornette] Let's listen to eggnog here. 1054 00:52:57,933 --> 00:52:59,966 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! Sable! 1055 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:04,066 Christmas is a marvelous time of the year. 1056 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,833 And I wanna thank all the Marvelous Marc Mero fans 1057 00:53:11,399 --> 00:53:14,466 that braved this cold winter's night 1058 00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:19,233 to come and see the greatest boxer-wrestler in the world today. 1059 00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,266 [Cornette] Both of them? 1060 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,533 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 1061 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,600 [Ross] There's what everybody came to see. 1062 00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:24,733 Not you there, buddy. 1063 00:53:25,299 --> 00:53:26,500 And because of that, 1064 00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:32,266 I've got something special for each and every one of my fans. 1065 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,633 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 1066 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:36,233 [Ross] That should be a short list. 1067 00:53:36,299 --> 00:53:40,366 Now I know I've said before I didn't want anybody to look at my property, 1068 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,566 but today, because I'm in the Christmas spirit, 1069 00:53:43,899 --> 00:53:45,666 I'm making an exception. 1070 00:53:46,299 --> 00:53:49,433 Sable, Sable, if you're able, 1071 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,133 come on out from that reindeer stable. 1072 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,200 [Cornette] Now we're gonna see this outfit you're telling me about. 1073 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,100 This skimpy little, abbreviated-- 1074 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,233 [Ross] It's a dandy. 1075 00:54:00,299 --> 00:54:02,333 ["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing] 1076 00:54:02,399 --> 00:54:05,233 -[Ross] Oh, wait. Wait a minute. -[Cornette] What the-- 1077 00:54:05,299 --> 00:54:06,200 [Ross] That's not it. 1078 00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:10,433 If that's Sable, that isn't the outfit that I saw her in earlier today. 1079 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,600 [Marc] Come here, sweetie. 1080 00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:13,966 [Cornette] You think I wanna open up a petting zoo? 1081 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,566 This is what you've been telling me about all day? 1082 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,799 -[Ross] This is about derogation. -[Marc] Come on, baby. I'm right here. 1083 00:54:20,866 --> 00:54:23,466 [Ross] Marvelous is trying to belittle Sable again 1084 00:54:23,866 --> 00:54:27,666 if that is indeed Sable in that Rudolph costume. 1085 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,166 Come on in. 1086 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:34,533 Everybody wants to see my little manager. 1087 00:54:35,933 --> 00:54:37,700 Come here, my little doe. 1088 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:43,399 You look marvelous. 1089 00:54:46,133 --> 00:54:49,233 Boy, you got a nice set of antlers. 1090 00:54:50,299 --> 00:54:51,500 Are they real? 1091 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,666 Now I told you, things are gonna be my way. 1092 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:03,200 Now, disrobe me, Sable! 1093 00:55:05,366 --> 00:55:07,500 [Cornette] Mero reminds me of Ralph Kramden. 1094 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:10,133 My little doe. [laughs] 1095 00:55:11,799 --> 00:55:15,100 [Ross] What a-- He is absolutely a… 1096 00:55:15,766 --> 00:55:18,733 -Well, it's appalling, quite frankly. -[Marc] Wait a minute. 1097 00:55:18,799 --> 00:55:20,866 [Cornette] A potato sack a couple of weeks ago. 1098 00:55:20,933 --> 00:55:22,733 [Marc laughs] 1099 00:55:22,799 --> 00:55:26,200 -[Cornette] At least the nose works. -[Marc] It lights up when you're mad. 1100 00:55:26,266 --> 00:55:27,466 Get out of the ring! 1101 00:55:27,566 --> 00:55:29,466 [Cornette] Potato sack a couple of weeks ago, 1102 00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:30,766 a reindeer outfit now. 1103 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:33,200 -Get out! -[crowd booing] 1104 00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:39,533 Wasn't allowed to play in any reindeer games. [laughs] 1105 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,966 [Ross] That's no way to treat a lady. 1106 00:55:42,033 --> 00:55:44,333 [Cornette] That's not even any way to treat a reindeer. 1107 00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:48,700 -[bell rings] -[Ross] Marvelous Marc Mero 1108 00:55:48,766 --> 00:55:51,466 to meet, uh, the light heavyweight, Scott Taylor 1109 00:55:52,133 --> 00:55:54,166 -one-on-one here. -[Cornette] Goodnight. 1110 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,600 [Ross] I promise you, James, she had a great Santa-- 1111 00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:01,600 Wait a minute, Sable has taken her, uh, head off here. 1112 00:56:01,666 --> 00:56:02,600 [crowd cheering] 1113 00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:04,633 [Ross] Well, she's losing her head. 1114 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,766 [Cornette] She's taken her, whatever it is, off. 1115 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:08,333 She didn't take her head off. 1116 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,799 That's still somewhat attached to her shoulders. 1117 00:56:13,066 --> 00:56:16,866 Is there gonna be a wrestling match? Yes, there is. 1118 00:56:16,933 --> 00:56:20,966 Holy mackerel! And Taylor looks like he's doing pretty well for himself. 1119 00:56:21,033 --> 00:56:25,666 [Ross] Scott's gotta use his quickness here on the greatest boxer-wrestler. 1120 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:28,266 At least, self-proclaimed, Marvelous Marc Mero. 1121 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:30,666 -[Cornette] Whoa! -[Ross] Taylor avoids the contact. 1122 00:56:31,966 --> 00:56:33,633 Takes, uh, Mero down. 1123 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:36,966 And Mero's done so much talking, he may be fatigued. 1124 00:56:37,966 --> 00:56:40,133 [Cornette] I think he's already blown himself up 1125 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,733 with his, uh, reindeer presentation. 1126 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:46,666 [Ross] There's a cover and, uh, Mero, certainly, 1127 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,899 has had his share of problems and still has problems 1128 00:56:49,966 --> 00:56:51,733 with our good old buddy, Butterbean. 1129 00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:53,333 That deal's far from over. 1130 00:56:53,399 --> 00:56:55,500 [Cornette] Well, not to mention, Tom Brandi, 1131 00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,266 that he got into a big dressing room schmoz with just this past weekend 1132 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:03,299 when he found out that Tom Brandi was watching the monitor 1133 00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:04,799 alongside of Sable. 1134 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,299 They got in a big brawl there. 1135 00:57:07,433 --> 00:57:11,133 He's had problems with Brandi for the past few weeks now over Sable. 1136 00:57:11,566 --> 00:57:16,399 [Ross] He has a problem with everybody that doesn't acquiesce to his greatness. 1137 00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:18,899 He's got an inferiority complex. 1138 00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,700 He's living on potential. 1139 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:25,466 The fans didn't come to see Mero, they came to see Sable. It's that simple. 1140 00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:27,466 [Cornette] Sable's the star of the show, yeah. 1141 00:57:27,533 --> 00:57:29,799 And that's what is eating Mero to death, 1142 00:57:29,866 --> 00:57:34,066 but I think he ought to concentrate more on winning his wrestling matches 1143 00:57:34,133 --> 00:57:37,500 and beating some top opponents instead of pushing Sable around 1144 00:57:37,566 --> 00:57:38,700 and telling her what to do. 1145 00:57:39,633 --> 00:57:41,966 [Ross] Well, there's a cover. Roll-up right there. 1146 00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:43,866 And a near fall by Scott Taylor. 1147 00:57:44,466 --> 00:57:46,566 I don't know why Sable stands by this man 1148 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:50,266 but she's a lot more dedicated to her than he is to-- 1149 00:57:50,799 --> 00:57:52,133 [Cornette] I know what you mean. 1150 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,000 [Ross] You know what I meant. Cover. 1151 00:57:54,066 --> 00:57:56,033 Scott Taylor with a nice move. 1152 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,033 For some reason she stands by her man, 1153 00:57:59,633 --> 00:58:01,766 and, uh, t's beyond me. 1154 00:58:02,299 --> 00:58:06,266 [Cornette] Well, we've seen a lot of bizarre Christmas outfits here tonight. 1155 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,766 Oh, TKO. 1156 00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:09,000 [Ross] Total Knock Out. 1157 00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:12,100 James E. Cornette almost fell out of his chair on that one. 1158 00:58:12,166 --> 00:58:13,733 -[Cornette] Holy mackerel. -[bell rings] 1159 00:58:13,799 --> 00:58:16,333 [Ross] And Marvelous Marc Mero with a victory. 1160 00:58:16,399 --> 00:58:18,166 [Howard] …Marvelous Marc Mero! 1161 00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:19,733 [Ross] He wants all the spotlight. 1162 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,033 Wants all the attention on him. 1163 00:58:24,466 --> 00:58:29,299 And how humiliating for Marvelous to make Sable wear that 1164 00:58:30,399 --> 00:58:33,166 rather, uh, silly reindeer costume out here. 1165 00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:36,766 [Cornette] Well, I got a real easy solution for Mr. Mero. 1166 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:38,866 He will be the star of the show 1167 00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:41,100 -when Sable… Oh. -[Ross] Oh, come on. 1168 00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:43,100 [Cornette] For good measure, a low blow. 1169 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:46,833 When Sable runs off and leaves him because he pushes her to it, 1170 00:58:46,899 --> 00:58:48,833 then he's gonna be the star of the show. 1171 00:58:48,899 --> 00:58:50,666 He's gonna be the only member of it. 1172 00:58:50,733 --> 00:58:52,733 [Ross] Wait a minute, here comes Tom Brandi. 1173 00:58:52,799 --> 00:58:54,066 Brandi on his way to the ring 1174 00:58:54,133 --> 00:58:57,100 and Brandi's not gonna stand for this any longer. 1175 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,766 Brandi and Mero got in that locker room brawl over the weekend. 1176 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:03,466 They've had quite the rivalry in the last couple of weeks. 1177 00:59:03,533 --> 00:59:05,600 A dropkick by the big Italian. 1178 00:59:05,966 --> 00:59:08,399 [Cornette] Brandi, he's all over Mero. 1179 00:59:09,566 --> 00:59:11,233 [Ross] And Mero making a U-turn. 1180 00:59:12,733 --> 00:59:13,700 And… Oh! 1181 00:59:13,766 --> 00:59:17,033 Mero… Oh, Mero hit his knee in the security railing. 1182 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:18,966 Mero goes down. 1183 00:59:19,933 --> 00:59:22,366 Tom Brandi just not gonna stand by 1184 00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:26,266 and watch Marvelous Marc Mero take advantage of any athlete, 1185 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,633 especially the light heavyweight, Scott Taylor. 1186 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:31,866 -And it looks like Mero has left the-- -[Cornette] Hey, hey, hey! 1187 00:59:31,933 --> 00:59:34,766 Look at Sable. She's walking away from Mero. 1188 00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:37,799 -She turned her back on Mero. -[Ross] I don't blame her. 1189 00:59:38,133 --> 00:59:40,066 -[Cornette] And she-- -[Ross] Oh, there she goes. 1190 00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:41,899 [Ross] That's what I was telling you about. 1191 00:59:41,966 --> 00:59:44,799 -[Cornette] Whoa! -[Ross] Now that is Santa's little helper. 1192 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,700 ["Wild Cat" playing] 1193 00:59:47,766 --> 00:59:50,033 [Ross] What would you like for Christmas, Mr. Cornette? 1194 00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:51,366 [Cornette] I've got a list. 1195 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,200 I'm just wondering what she was helping Santa do. 1196 00:59:55,266 --> 00:59:56,799 [Ross] I'm gonna check it twice. 1197 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:06,666 Now that's what you call spreading the old holiday cheer right there, folks. 1198 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:12,166 [Cornette] Well, folks are most happy that Sable finally, uh, unveiled herself. 1199 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:15,566 I would like to wish each and every one of you 1200 01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:18,966 a very merry Christmas. 1201 01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:20,966 [crowd cheering] 1202 01:00:21,033 --> 01:00:23,100 [Ross] Can she fit in my stocking? 1203 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:27,166 [Cornette] As a matter of fact, I think she along with an 18-wheeler 1204 01:00:27,233 --> 01:00:28,466 would fit in your stocking. 1205 01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,133 [crowd chanting] Sable! Sable! 1206 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,399 [Ross] What else is gonna happen here tonight? 1207 01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:35,500 We know one thing, the European Title is gonna be on the line. 1208 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:43,666 [Ross] Folks, we gotta take it back to show you what happened earlier, 1209 01:00:43,733 --> 01:00:46,933 when Owen Hart attacked Triple H, James. 1210 01:00:47,033 --> 01:00:49,233 [Cornette] That's right, Owen Hart from out of nowhere, 1211 01:00:49,299 --> 01:00:51,299 right behind Helmsley, down on him 1212 01:00:51,366 --> 01:00:53,433 and before anybody could stop him, 1213 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,333 he had knocked Helmsley's nogging off. 1214 01:00:56,399 --> 01:00:59,000 [Ross] And folks, that match will happen tonight. 1215 01:00:59,066 --> 01:01:01,666 Michaels and Helmsley for the European Title. 1216 01:01:02,899 --> 01:01:05,466 [Ross] Well, standing by in his locker room is Triple H 1217 01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:07,600 and do you realize that within the hour 1218 01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:09,700 you're gonna get it on with your best buddy? 1219 01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:11,700 You're damn right it's less than an hour away. 1220 01:01:11,766 --> 01:01:15,633 If this is what Shawn Michaels wants, this is what Shawn Michaels is gonna get. 1221 01:01:18,233 --> 01:01:20,700 What do you mean I have nothing to prove by kicking his ass? 1222 01:01:20,766 --> 01:01:24,566 He's always out here, "Oh, I'm The Showstopper, I'm The Icon. 1223 01:01:24,633 --> 01:01:26,066 I'm The Main Event." 1224 01:01:26,133 --> 01:01:27,600 I got everything to prove. 1225 01:01:29,899 --> 01:01:32,299 Yeah, well, I mean I got my lucky shirt on, but so what? 1226 01:01:32,366 --> 01:01:34,666 Shawn Michaels, you've got a lesson to be taught 1227 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:36,233 and I'm gonna teach it to you. 1228 01:01:37,933 --> 01:01:41,666 [Ross] That match is still to come right here tonight for the European Title. 1229 01:01:41,733 --> 01:01:44,633 [Cornette] This is gonna be good. They're gonna rip each other to shreds 1230 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,033 and I can't wait to see it. 1231 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:49,733 [Ross] Battle of the big men here. 8-Ball of DOA 1232 01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:52,133 to take on The Jackyl's Kurrgan. 1233 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,333 I have unleashed a monster on the World Wrestling Entertainment 1234 01:01:55,399 --> 01:01:57,533 of mythic proportions. 1235 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:02,600 He is a genetic mutation formerly known as The Interrogator. 1236 01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:06,133 Now he is Kurrgan. 1237 01:02:07,233 --> 01:02:09,533 [Ross] I'd like to know who the holiday prankster is 1238 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,866 that keeps giving The Jackyl a live microphone. 1239 01:02:11,933 --> 01:02:13,700 [Cornette] Wait a minute. Look at this now. 1240 01:02:13,766 --> 01:02:16,066 This guy, he is incredible 1241 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:18,966 The power, the pull that he has over people. 1242 01:02:19,033 --> 01:02:21,733 He's never been here before, this woman has never met him 1243 01:02:21,799 --> 01:02:25,433 and look at him… A pretty, young girl and automatically… 1244 01:02:26,533 --> 01:02:29,666 [Jackyl] …saved from a life of ignorance and mendacity, 1245 01:02:30,433 --> 01:02:32,666 charmed by my charisma. 1246 01:02:32,733 --> 01:02:33,966 [Ross] Kool-Aid anyone? 1247 01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:37,600 [Cornette] Charmed. That's the whole… keyword there is charmed. 1248 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:39,200 -He charms everybody. -[bell rings] 1249 01:02:39,266 --> 01:02:41,633 [Jackyl] I said it before, I never wanted violence 1250 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:43,866 but the violence found me, and when it did, 1251 01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:48,966 I brought a 7-foot monster to the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1252 01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:53,500 The Kurrgan. Kurrgan is the Alpha and the Omega of my life. 1253 01:02:54,033 --> 01:02:57,500 He is a man who makes my dreams a reality 1254 01:02:57,566 --> 01:03:01,533 and as I said, heaven help the man who sees the things that I see. 1255 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:04,733 [Ross] I think the audio man's been in the eggnog. 1256 01:03:04,799 --> 01:03:06,866 You can turn the microphone off it'll be all right. 1257 01:03:06,933 --> 01:03:09,233 And right now it's 8-Ball, who's 6'8", 1258 01:03:09,299 --> 01:03:11,799 going after the legs of Kurrgan. 1259 01:03:11,866 --> 01:03:14,799 [Jackyl] I felt it necessary to interrupt your broadcast in this manner. 1260 01:03:14,866 --> 01:03:18,366 I don't wish to be rude, however, the World Wrestling Entertainment 1261 01:03:18,433 --> 01:03:21,233 and the invidious nature of the broadcasters 1262 01:03:21,299 --> 01:03:24,533 has sought to besmirch my good name, 1263 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,100 referring to me as some sort of cult leader. 1264 01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:29,466 This clearly is not the case. 1265 01:03:29,533 --> 01:03:31,899 I'm a man who quite simply has a message. 1266 01:03:31,966 --> 01:03:35,466 The message is, the revolution of The Jackyl has begun. 1267 01:03:35,533 --> 01:03:37,966 And as they say with revolutions, 1268 01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:41,166 you either get with it or get trampled by it. 1269 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,766 [Cornette] JR, there's nothing I hate worse than a motormouth manager. 1270 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,399 [Ross] I've been saying that for years. 1271 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:48,166 [Cornette] You have-- Hey. 1272 01:03:48,233 --> 01:03:50,566 [Ross] 8-Ball now hammering away at Kurrgan. 1273 01:03:50,633 --> 01:03:53,733 No one, thus far, has been able to dent the armor of Kurrgan. 1274 01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,700 -[Cornette] Look! Whoa! -[Ross] Uh-oh! 1275 01:03:55,766 --> 01:03:58,600 [Cornette] Jackyl got up, he fumbled the microphone I think 1276 01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:00,533 and now 8-Ball is going after him. 1277 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,100 Please, get the microphone. 1278 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:05,133 [Ross] I don't know if Kurrgan's entering the Royal Rumble, but if he does, 1279 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,233 he could be one the odds-on favorite, one would assume, 1280 01:04:08,299 --> 01:04:10,933 simply because of his size and power, if nothing else. 1281 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,233 [Jackyl] Once again proving the superior intellect 1282 01:04:14,299 --> 01:04:17,533 will always win out over superior size. 1283 01:04:19,533 --> 01:04:21,666 [Cornette] I'm begging somebody to get the microphone. 1284 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:22,733 I'm daring 'em. 1285 01:04:24,566 --> 01:04:26,633 I think The Jackyl needs a gag for Christmas. 1286 01:04:28,033 --> 01:04:29,366 [Cornette] Look at Kurrgan. 1287 01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:32,566 [Jackyl] Once again, Kurrgan proving what I've said before. 1288 01:04:33,233 --> 01:04:38,533 That bigger is better when you've got a brain like mine behind it. 1289 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,399 I stated before to him, 1290 01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:43,833 "I've got the brains, you've got the brawn. 1291 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,566 Let's make lots of money." 1292 01:04:46,899 --> 01:04:49,399 [Ross] I knew it would come to that sooner or later, the money. 1293 01:04:49,466 --> 01:04:51,500 It's not about his beliefs in life. 1294 01:04:51,566 --> 01:04:52,966 It's all about money. 1295 01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:55,200 [Cornette] And he wants to talk about him, him, him. 1296 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:58,366 And then, he wants to talk about you, what do you think about him. 1297 01:04:58,966 --> 01:05:00,866 [Ross] Look at 8-Ball, gaining some momentum. 1298 01:05:00,933 --> 01:05:03,266 Got the big man down to one knee. 1299 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:05,333 -[Cornette] Whoa! -[Ross] And The Jackyl… 1300 01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,766 Jackyl distracting 8-Ball. 1301 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:10,233 8-Ball was building some offense there. 1302 01:05:10,299 --> 01:05:12,100 The big man from DOA. 1303 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:14,899 And look, there's a sidewalk slam by Kurrgan. 1304 01:05:14,966 --> 01:05:17,000 [Jackyl] Not a hair on my head will be touched. 1305 01:05:17,066 --> 01:05:19,533 [Ross] There's a cover. One, two and three. 1306 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,366 -[bell rings] -…and tonight, they came true. 1307 01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:25,399 [Howard] Here's your winner, Kurrgan The Interrogator. 1308 01:05:25,466 --> 01:05:27,966 [Cornette] I'll tell you one thing, JR, like you were saying, 1309 01:05:28,033 --> 01:05:32,399 if Kurrgan does enter the Royal Rumble, who could stop him? 1310 01:05:32,533 --> 01:05:33,700 Who could eliminate him? 1311 01:05:33,766 --> 01:05:36,299 Wait a minute. 8-Ball's not done yet. 1312 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:37,266 [bell rings] 1313 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:40,200 [Ross] 8-Ball now trying to manhandle The Jackyl. 1314 01:05:40,266 --> 01:05:42,299 Can't say we blame him for that. Wait a minute. 1315 01:05:42,366 --> 01:05:44,133 There's the rest of The Truth Commission. 1316 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,166 -Recon and Sniper now. -[bell rings] 1317 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,033 [Ross] And the members of The Truth Commission 1318 01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,666 doing a number on 8-Ball. 1319 01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:51,066 [Cornette] Wait, there's Skull. 1320 01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:53,066 [Ross] And Skull's got a 2X4. 1321 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,133 [Cornette] Ooh! He baseball batted Recon right in the stomach with that thing. 1322 01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,033 He's gone nuts. 1323 01:05:59,966 --> 01:06:03,133 [Ross] I tell you what. You don't wanna cross the DOA, 1324 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,700 unless you're ready for a fight. 1325 01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:05,866 [crowd cheering] 1326 01:06:06,466 --> 01:06:07,799 [Ross] That man is not stable. 1327 01:06:08,133 --> 01:06:12,433 Maybe none of the guys in The Truth Commission are very stable, 1328 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,366 but that man is certainly not. 1329 01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:15,666 [Cornette] They're not stable. 1330 01:06:15,733 --> 01:06:18,266 That's why The Jackyl controls them like he does. 1331 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:21,200 You can see it in their eyes. They'd do anything for him. 1332 01:06:21,266 --> 01:06:24,299 [Ross] Folks, our cameraman, we understand, is still following, 1333 01:06:24,366 --> 01:06:28,366 uh, the New Age Outlaws in their search for Mankind. 1334 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,666 [Cornette] But are they searching for Mankind 1335 01:06:35,733 --> 01:06:37,399 or is Mankind searching for them? 1336 01:06:37,466 --> 01:06:38,799 -[Road Dogg] See him? -[Billy] No. 1337 01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:40,399 [Ross] Could be an ambush right here. 1338 01:06:40,466 --> 01:06:41,700 [Road Dogg] Where is he? 1339 01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:45,600 -[Ross] Are they the hunted? -[Cornette] Or the hunter? 1340 01:06:48,266 --> 01:06:50,299 [Ross] Back in the bowels of the building here. 1341 01:06:51,233 --> 01:06:53,133 [Cornette] This building's got a lot of bowels. 1342 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,366 [thump] 1343 01:06:54,466 --> 01:06:56,433 [Road Dogg] Billy, do you see him? 1344 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:58,299 [Billy] No, not yet. I can't see nothing. 1345 01:06:59,533 --> 01:07:01,000 [clattering] 1346 01:07:01,799 --> 01:07:03,399 -What are you doing? -Sorry. 1347 01:07:03,466 --> 01:07:04,500 [Cornette] Scared me. 1348 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,366 [Ross] Ambush. It's what it's gonna be. 1349 01:07:08,366 --> 01:07:10,200 [Cornette] Well, Mankind maybe laying a trap 1350 01:07:10,266 --> 01:07:12,333 for Laurel and Hardy there to fall into, 1351 01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:14,899 but still to come, the European Title on the line. 1352 01:07:14,966 --> 01:07:18,600 Triple H against Shawn Michaels. I can't wait for this. 1353 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:21,299 [Ross] And coming up next, the World's most dangerous man 1354 01:07:21,366 --> 01:07:23,133 attempts to conquer a nation. 1355 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,533 Ken Shamrock in one-on-one competition and that is next. 1356 01:07:29,133 --> 01:07:32,100 [narrator] And now, the 1-800-COLLECT Rewind. 1357 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:35,633 1-800-COLLECT. The collect call that saves. 1358 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:38,933 [Ross] Earlier tonight, we thought The Undertaker had had enough 1359 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,933 when he was confronted once again by his brother, Kane. 1360 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,833 [Cornette] Well, Undertaker had vowed never to raise a hand in anger 1361 01:07:44,899 --> 01:07:46,200 to his own flesh and blood. 1362 01:07:46,266 --> 01:07:49,433 But as you can see, Kane had no such qualms 1363 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,899 about doing the same. 1364 01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:53,700 [Bearer] Are you gonna fight back, Phenom? 1365 01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:57,666 [narrator] That was the 1-800-COLLECT Rewind. 1366 01:07:57,733 --> 01:08:01,000 1-800-COLLECT. The collect call that saves. 1367 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,866 [Ross] Still to come, the European Title on the line. 1368 01:08:06,933 --> 01:08:08,833 Helmsley versus Michaels. 1369 01:08:08,899 --> 01:08:11,299 [Cornette] This may be an early Christmas present for me. 1370 01:08:11,366 --> 01:08:12,766 D-Generation X may fall apart. 1371 01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:15,100 Earlier tonight, Michaels stuck his foot in his mouth. 1372 01:08:16,099 --> 01:08:20,166 I will defend this title against anybody, 1373 01:08:20,233 --> 01:08:24,200 anywhere, anytime, pal. 1374 01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:27,899 Your opponent tonight will be… 1375 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,066 -Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. -[crowd cheering] 1376 01:08:33,133 --> 01:08:34,399 [Ross] A battle of the egos 1377 01:08:34,466 --> 01:08:36,800 for the European Title will happen tonight. 1378 01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:40,399 Shawn Michaels to meet Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 1379 01:08:40,466 --> 01:08:43,133 And we're about to take a look at the young prodigy 1380 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,966 of the Nation of Domination, D-Lo Brown. 1381 01:08:46,566 --> 01:08:48,399 I don't see the The Rock anywhere, Jamesy. 1382 01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:51,466 [Cornette] I think The Rock must still be Tombstone drunk. 1383 01:08:51,533 --> 01:08:53,800 He wrestled The Undertaker earlier in the evening 1384 01:08:53,866 --> 01:08:55,099 and got dropped on his head. 1385 01:08:55,166 --> 01:09:00,566 [Howard] …243 pounds, the World's most dangerous man, 1386 01:09:00,633 --> 01:09:03,266 Ken Shamrock. 1387 01:09:03,333 --> 01:09:06,466 [Ross] What an ovation for the World's most dangerous man, Ken Shamrock. 1388 01:09:06,899 --> 01:09:10,399 And our congratulations go out to Ken's younger brother, Frank, 1389 01:09:10,466 --> 01:09:14,566 who became the first ever UFC Middleweight Champion over the weekend 1390 01:09:14,633 --> 01:09:18,233 with a 22 second submission victory. 1391 01:09:18,733 --> 01:09:22,000 [Cornette] What is it? Is it family tradition in the Shamrock family 1392 01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:25,899 that every single one of them has to be just about the baddest man breathing? 1393 01:09:27,099 --> 01:09:30,033 [Ross] It was a great outing for young Frank Shamrock 1394 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,300 and credit to his brother for helping train him. 1395 01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:35,899 But we are far from the octagon here tonight 1396 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:40,733 on a very un-Bob Hope like Christmas edition of the War Zone. 1397 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,766 [Cornette] Did you hear they canceled The Bob Hope Christmas Specials? 1398 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:47,500 [Ross] He had that problem with the Depends thing. Nothing worked. 1399 01:09:47,566 --> 01:09:49,233 And look at that kick right to the thigh. 1400 01:09:50,266 --> 01:09:53,500 The largest muscle in the body is the quadricep, that's the thigh muscle. 1401 01:09:53,566 --> 01:09:57,233 And that's exactly what Ken Shamrock's gonna try to knot up here 1402 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,200 with some stiff kicks right to the thigh. 1403 01:09:59,266 --> 01:10:01,433 [Cornette] Well, it only makes sense if you cause pain 1404 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,099 to the largest muscle in the body. 1405 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:05,266 Then that's gonna be the most pain you can cause. 1406 01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:09,733 [Ross] Shamrock has already entered the 1998 Royal Rumble 1407 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,366 in his neck of the woods, 1408 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,766 out in the Bay Area in San Jose. Shamrock from northern California. 1409 01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:17,400 -[Cornette] Oh, look at that. -[Ross] Nice leg lace takedown. 1410 01:10:17,466 --> 01:10:19,599 And Shamrock looking for a submission right here. 1411 01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,433 [Cornette] He's already going to the joints. 1412 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,166 He's gonna go to the ankle or the knee. 1413 01:10:23,233 --> 01:10:25,933 Look at that. That puts the pressure on the knee right there 1414 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,133 and D-Lo Brown just got to the ropes. 1415 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:32,966 He's gonna go for the ankles, the knees, the shoulders and the elbows. 1416 01:10:33,033 --> 01:10:36,500 Joint pain. You can see again as we take a look what Ken did. 1417 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:40,500 The leg lace put tremendous pressure on the knee. 1418 01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:43,833 [Ross] Our 1-800-COLLECT double feature certainly documenting 1419 01:10:43,933 --> 01:10:46,433 the outstanding technique of Ken Shamrock. 1420 01:10:46,933 --> 01:10:52,166 Shamrock was robbed of the WWE Title on December 7th at D-Generation X. 1421 01:10:52,233 --> 01:10:55,800 There's no doubt about that and there's no doubt in my view 1422 01:10:55,866 --> 01:10:59,266 that someday, and I think it's gonna come in early 1998 1423 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:02,700 that Ken Shamrock will be the WWE Champion. 1424 01:11:02,766 --> 01:11:04,099 I think it is inevitable. 1425 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:07,466 Nice fireman carry takeover by the World's most dangerous man, 1426 01:11:07,533 --> 01:11:11,200 who can beat you with submission and he can beat you with technique. 1427 01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:13,700 And catch-as-catch-can style right there, nice roll-up. 1428 01:11:13,766 --> 01:11:15,200 And a near fall. 1429 01:11:15,266 --> 01:11:17,833 [Cornette] Well, he says he was robbed and he was robbed 1430 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:21,066 and that's why he was the first man to enter the Royal Rumble 1431 01:11:21,133 --> 01:11:23,933 because he wants to win that Royal Rumble match 1432 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,033 and get another chance at the championship. 1433 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:28,599 [Ross] But to win the Royal Rumble on January 18th, 1434 01:11:28,933 --> 01:11:34,466 you gotta go through 29 other WWE superstars and that is not easy. 1435 01:11:34,533 --> 01:11:36,166 But the rewards are great. 1436 01:11:36,233 --> 01:11:41,300 The winner of the Royal Rumble will meet the WWE Champion at WrestleMania. 1437 01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:44,200 [Cornette] You can see Shamrock, 1438 01:11:44,266 --> 01:11:46,333 he's trying to jockey D-Lo Brown into position. 1439 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,433 As I mentioned, he will go for the joints and there is no pain more excruciating 1440 01:11:50,533 --> 01:11:51,733 than joint pain. 1441 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,533 When you can take a joint out of socket-- 1442 01:11:53,599 --> 01:11:55,633 -KO! -[Ross] Oh, belly-to-belly suplex. 1443 01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,333 Oh, what a move there by Shamrock. 1444 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,300 -An explosive belly-- -[Cornette] There it is. 1445 01:12:00,366 --> 01:12:01,800 [Ross] The ankle submission! 1446 01:12:01,866 --> 01:12:04,466 The ankle lock and D-Lo Brown is tapping out. 1447 01:12:04,533 --> 01:12:08,099 Shamrock wins it convincingly by submission. 1448 01:12:08,966 --> 01:12:10,766 But the fight may not be over. 1449 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:14,666 [Cornette] D-Lo Brown, a wise man, to give up to stand and fight another day. 1450 01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:15,700 But now Ken-- 1451 01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:17,566 The Rock's got something important to say. 1452 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:18,866 [Ross] There's The Rock. 1453 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,233 Good timing, Rock. 1454 01:12:21,099 --> 01:12:22,133 [The Rock] Shut up. 1455 01:12:22,566 --> 01:12:23,866 [Cornette] Well, he heard that. 1456 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,633 You know something, Ken Shamrock? 1457 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:31,366 You damn sure are lucky with a last name Shamrock, 1458 01:12:31,433 --> 01:12:34,366 because Kenny, at the snap of my fingers, 1459 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:37,566 the Nation could get in that ring and chew you up. 1460 01:12:37,633 --> 01:12:38,800 [chuckles] 1461 01:12:38,866 --> 01:12:41,166 [Ross] The Rock's pretty bold. He's got some backup. 1462 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:44,633 The Rock's a compassionate man. The Rock's a very giving man. 1463 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:47,666 As a matter of fact, just on a sidenote real quick, 1464 01:12:48,566 --> 01:12:51,766 I know a lot of The Rock's fans like to know how The Rock exactly feels 1465 01:12:51,833 --> 01:12:53,200 about The Gulf crisis. 1466 01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:55,466 -[Ross] What? -[Cornette] What? 1467 01:12:55,533 --> 01:12:57,233 -[crowd booing] -[Ross] Shh. 1468 01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:00,566 Well, actually, it's a very emotional subject for The Rock 1469 01:13:00,633 --> 01:13:02,033 and The Rock feels this way-- 1470 01:13:02,533 --> 01:13:04,233 Then again, that doesn't really matter. 1471 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:05,933 I'll get back to that some other day. 1472 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,900 The Gulf crisis isn't that important, but what is important-- 1473 01:13:08,966 --> 01:13:10,900 [Cornette] Follow your head, cut to the point. 1474 01:13:10,966 --> 01:13:13,900 Ken Shamrock, everybody calls you the World's most dangerous man. 1475 01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:16,200 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] And for good reason. 1476 01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:17,466 He's earned it. 1477 01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:20,700 And sure, yeah, you're the king of the UFC. 1478 01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:24,666 Well, everybody knows the UFC ain't nothing but has-beens and never-was. 1479 01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:26,366 Just like yourself. 1480 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,099 So, again, The Rock's a compassionate man. 1481 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:34,566 So, during the holiday season, 1482 01:13:34,633 --> 01:13:40,200 The Rock has got a special Christmas gift given to you. 1483 01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:43,433 And that is a special challenge 1484 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,666 from The Rock-- Don't ever touch me. 1485 01:13:46,266 --> 01:13:50,066 -From The Rock to Ken Shamrock. -[crowd booing] 1486 01:13:50,133 --> 01:13:55,466 And that is to face me one-on-one at the Royal Rumble 1998. 1487 01:13:56,066 --> 01:13:57,633 -[Ross] What? [laughs] -[Cornette] What? 1488 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,400 [Ross] Pretty confident, Rock. 1489 01:13:59,466 --> 01:14:02,400 You also got another special little gift from The Rock. 1490 01:14:02,466 --> 01:14:04,533 So, not only are you gonna face The Rock, 1491 01:14:04,599 --> 01:14:10,233 but The Rock is gonna put his undisputed Intercontinental Title on the line. 1492 01:14:11,099 --> 01:14:12,200 [Ross] What a match-up. 1493 01:14:12,266 --> 01:14:14,200 -[Cornette] Huh? -[Ross] What is he thinking? 1494 01:14:14,266 --> 01:14:16,233 So, as The Rock and the rest of his fans 1495 01:14:16,599 --> 01:14:20,700 ponder your response, 1496 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,200 I've got one question for you. 1497 01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:25,966 Do you have the guts? 1498 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:28,733 Kama, D-Lo. 1499 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,366 [Cornette] I don't think there's any doubt about that answer. 1500 01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:34,033 Does Shamrock have the guts to go for a championship? 1501 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,433 In about one second he does. 1502 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:39,033 [Ross] What a Christmas gift for Ken Shamrock. 1503 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,866 Not only will Shamrock be in the Royal Rumble match itself, 1504 01:14:42,933 --> 01:14:46,133 but Shamrock's also gonna wrestle Rocky-- 1505 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:49,233 Oh, excuse me, The Rock, for the Intercontinental Title 1506 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:53,933 on January 18th in San Jose at the Royal Rumble. 1507 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,333 [Cornette] Can anybody be more conceited than The Rock? 1508 01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:02,066 To go out of your way to challenge the World's most dangerous man. 1509 01:15:02,133 --> 01:15:05,233 Look-- Look at Faarooq. I don't even think he believes it. 1510 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:08,300 -What is this guy thinking? -[Ross] What else is gonna happen? 1511 01:15:08,366 --> 01:15:11,666 We're told the real Santa Claus is gonna be here. 1512 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,133 Let's take you back to Shawn Michaels locker room. 1513 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:20,166 Shawn, things inside D-X certainly seem to be getting ugly, don't they? 1514 01:15:20,233 --> 01:15:21,866 You're damn right it's getting ugly. 1515 01:15:21,933 --> 01:15:24,833 The ugliest thing about D-Generation X is you, Triple H. 1516 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:26,900 And I'm gonna take care of you once and for all. 1517 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:32,466 I know I got nothing to prove. I'm the WWE and European Champion. 1518 01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,400 But still, Triple H has got a lesson to learn 1519 01:15:34,466 --> 01:15:36,033 and I'm gonna have to teach it to him. 1520 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:39,233 I know I've got my lucky shirt on 1521 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:42,866 but the fact of the matter is I'm gonna have to go out there and smack him around. 1522 01:15:43,966 --> 01:15:45,133 Come on. 1523 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,800 [Ross] We can see the total destruction of D-Generation X here tonight 1524 01:15:48,866 --> 01:15:52,266 because still to come, Shawn Michaels will defend the European Title 1525 01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:53,666 against Triple H. 1526 01:15:53,733 --> 01:15:56,800 [Cornette] Well, what I wanna know is will our two men in the bowels 1527 01:15:56,866 --> 01:15:59,233 be disemboweled courtesy of Mankind. 1528 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:01,500 We'll check back in when we come back. 1529 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,566 [Ross] And well, uh, our camera's still following, 1530 01:16:06,633 --> 01:16:08,333 uh, Road Dogg and, uh, Billy, 1531 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,700 in the bowels of the building, James. 1532 01:16:12,099 --> 01:16:16,400 [Cornette] Well, we appear now to be in the innermost bowels of the building. 1533 01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:19,033 There is some movement there. 1534 01:16:19,466 --> 01:16:21,466 -[Billy] Hey, Dogg. What's this? -[clatter] 1535 01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:23,900 -[Road Dogg] Whoa! -[clattering] 1536 01:16:23,966 --> 01:16:25,966 -[Cornette] It's Mankind! -[Ross] Mankind. 1537 01:16:26,033 --> 01:16:27,533 [clattering] 1538 01:16:27,599 --> 01:16:29,466 [Mankind] ♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose ♪ 1539 01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:30,900 [Ross] The hunters are the hunted. 1540 01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:32,000 [groaning] 1541 01:16:32,066 --> 01:16:35,633 ♪ Yuletide carols Being sung by the choir ♪ 1542 01:16:37,033 --> 01:16:38,733 [Cornette] He's singing a Christmas carol. 1543 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,733 ♪ And folks dressed up like eskimos ♪ 1544 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:46,666 ♪ Everybody knows A turkey and some mistletoe ♪ 1545 01:16:46,733 --> 01:16:48,500 [groaning] 1546 01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:52,666 ♪ Helps to make the season bright ♪ 1547 01:16:54,866 --> 01:16:56,966 ♪ Tiny tots with their eyes…♪ 1548 01:16:57,033 --> 01:16:58,800 -[grunting] -[Ross] Oh, man. 1549 01:17:00,066 --> 01:17:00,900 They're tough… 1550 01:17:00,966 --> 01:17:02,599 [men yelling] 1551 01:17:03,933 --> 01:17:05,700 [Billy] Get the door! Get the door! 1552 01:17:06,466 --> 01:17:09,466 -[Ross] Is that a freezer? -[Cornette] That's a walk-in freezer. 1553 01:17:09,533 --> 01:17:11,366 [shouting] 1554 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:17,800 [Ross] Road Dogg and Billy trying to subdue Mankind. 1555 01:17:17,866 --> 01:17:20,633 Get the lock! Get the lock! Put it on there. 1556 01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:25,300 [Cornette] They have locked Mankind in a walk-in freezer. 1557 01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:27,133 [panting] 1558 01:17:27,533 --> 01:17:29,233 [Cornette] He's gonna be a Mankind-sickle. 1559 01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:30,933 [feedback over mic] 1560 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,733 -[Ross] Oh, Lord. -[Cornette] What is this now? 1561 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,266 -["Golden" playing] -Oh, my God. 1562 01:17:39,566 --> 01:17:41,433 That's what happened to Mrs. Claus 1563 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:45,000 when they put that nuclear plant in at the North Pole. 1564 01:17:45,066 --> 01:17:50,866 [Howard] Ladies and gentlemen, the artist formerly known as Goldust. 1565 01:17:50,933 --> 01:17:53,766 [Ross] Well, Goldust all dressed up in those Christmas lights. 1566 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,333 And I can tell you one thing, 1567 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,033 all his bulbs aren't on, if you know what I mean. 1568 01:18:02,366 --> 01:18:03,433 [Ross] Well, that's a-- 1569 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:06,099 [Cornette] That's the ugliest Christmas tree I've ever seen. 1570 01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:08,533 [Ross] Now we don our gay apparel. 1571 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,733 [Cornette] That's even worse than the chop down your own kind. 1572 01:18:20,766 --> 01:18:22,700 [Ross] Well folks, the European Championship 1573 01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:23,900 is still to come here. 1574 01:18:23,966 --> 01:18:26,366 [Cornette] Michaels versus Helmsley if you can believe that. 1575 01:18:26,433 --> 01:18:28,200 [Luna] And now, 1576 01:18:29,033 --> 01:18:35,533 the artist formerly known as Goldust, 1577 01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:41,700 wishes to express himself in verse. 1578 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:43,966 [Ross] Ain't she a dandy little elf. 1579 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,933 There he is in his Elton John Christmas collection. 1580 01:18:52,366 --> 01:18:54,666 "'Twas the night before Christmas, 1581 01:18:54,733 --> 01:18:56,833 -when all through the house." -[Cornette] Oh, boy. 1582 01:18:57,633 --> 01:19:01,966 "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 1583 01:19:03,633 --> 01:19:06,766 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 1584 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:10,333 in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there." 1585 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,933 [Cornette] JR, he sure ain't no Burl Ives. 1586 01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:16,233 -[Ross] Well, thank goodness. -[Cornette] Thank goodness. 1587 01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:17,599 [Ross] Santa's here. 1588 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,433 -That's the real Santa, Corney. -[Cornette chuckles] 1589 01:19:21,266 --> 01:19:24,200 "While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads." 1590 01:19:24,266 --> 01:19:26,566 [Ross] A little uneasy about her hanging 'em balls on him. 1591 01:19:26,633 --> 01:19:27,933 "And mamma--" 1592 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,866 [Cornette] Don't worry about his balls. I'm worried about Santa Claus. 1593 01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:34,400 I never thought I'd be happy to see Santa Claus coming out 1594 01:19:34,466 --> 01:19:35,933 and throwing candy to the kids, 1595 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,500 but any interruption for this. 1596 01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:41,066 Hey, Santa! Don't you have a stocking to stuff somewhere else? 1597 01:19:43,433 --> 01:19:49,533 The artist formerly known as Goldust is expressing himself here. 1598 01:19:50,466 --> 01:19:53,066 [Ross] Well, just gargle some more Drano and everything will be all right. 1599 01:19:53,133 --> 01:19:56,166 -Sant's ignoring these two, uh, folks. -[Cornette] It's snowing. 1600 01:19:56,233 --> 01:19:59,166 I knew I shouldn't eat those brownies that the fans brought in. 1601 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:02,333 "…such a clatter. I sprang from my bed…" 1602 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,333 Will you get the hell out of here? 1603 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,833 -[commentators laughing] -[Ross] He sounds like Nathan Lane. 1604 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:10,366 [Goldust] I'm trying to do something nice for all my fans 1605 01:20:10,433 --> 01:20:13,233 and you're sitting there with your fat, old, jolly, stinky self. 1606 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:14,266 Come on. 1607 01:20:16,766 --> 01:20:19,099 [Ross] Is he talking to Santa or his nearest relative? 1608 01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:20,133 [Cornette] I don't know. 1609 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,666 "Away to the window I flew like a flash." 1610 01:20:22,766 --> 01:20:24,866 [Cornette] Just wondering how I got in this business. 1611 01:20:24,933 --> 01:20:26,933 "Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash." 1612 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,200 [Ross laughing] 1613 01:20:30,466 --> 01:20:33,099 "The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow…" 1614 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,099 -[Ross] Oh! Hello, Santa! -[Cornette] Oh. 1615 01:20:35,733 --> 01:20:37,766 Ho! Ho! Ho! Goldust. 1616 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,633 [Cornette] He hit him with the bag of goodies. 1617 01:20:40,533 --> 01:20:44,666 [Ross] The real Santa is kicking Goldust's ass. 1618 01:20:44,733 --> 01:20:46,366 [crowd cheering] 1619 01:20:48,233 --> 01:20:52,666 [Ross] And Goldust's little helper, she's getting out of here. 1620 01:20:53,133 --> 01:20:54,166 [Cornette] Wait a min-- 1621 01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,666 -And Santa's taking his… -[Ross] Oh, yeah. 1622 01:20:57,866 --> 01:21:01,133 [Cornette] He's falling over his, uh, ornamentation there. 1623 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,500 [Ross] Well, look who it is. 1624 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,433 -[Cornette] It's Vader. -[Ross] It's Vader Claus. 1625 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:08,400 [Cornette] I thought that it was a jolly fat man in a red suit. 1626 01:21:08,466 --> 01:21:10,466 And it was, it was Vader. 1627 01:21:12,133 --> 01:21:15,500 [Ross] And Goldust and Luna want no part 1628 01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:18,066 of a man they will face at the Royal Rumble. 1629 01:21:18,133 --> 01:21:19,366 [crowd booing] 1630 01:21:20,633 --> 01:21:22,599 ["Mastodon " playing] 1631 01:21:22,666 --> 01:21:24,233 [Ross] It's Vader time! 1632 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:26,200 It's Santa time! 1633 01:21:26,266 --> 01:21:27,900 [Cornette] It's Christmas time! 1634 01:21:30,099 --> 01:21:33,500 [Ross] Vader Claus has just made a lasting impression 1635 01:21:34,300 --> 01:21:37,233 on, uh, the artist formerly known as Goldust. 1636 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:39,800 [Cornette] I can't believe I'm saying these words but look-- 1637 01:21:39,866 --> 01:21:44,166 Ooh! And again, what impact with the bag of goodies. 1638 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:47,400 [Cornette] Wow. 1639 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,133 [Ross] And look at Luna. She's out of there 1640 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,066 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you one thing. 1641 01:21:53,133 --> 01:21:55,333 -[Cornette] Oh! -[Ross] Goldust will never forget 1642 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,933 the night that he met Santa. 1643 01:21:59,133 --> 01:22:00,599 [Cornette] That's a jolly man. 1644 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:03,733 [Ross] Ladies and gentlemen, finally, it is next. 1645 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:07,700 Shawn Michaels defends the European Title against Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 1646 01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:12,400 [Ross] 1-800-COLLECT proudly presents the Royal Rumble. 1647 01:22:12,466 --> 01:22:16,866 It's live, Sunday, January 18th from San Jose, California. 1648 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,300 1-800-COLLECT. The easy way to save. 1649 01:22:20,366 --> 01:22:21,566 ["Are You Ready" playing] 1650 01:22:21,633 --> 01:22:24,066 -[Ross] Are you ready? -[Cornette] I've been ready. 1651 01:22:24,633 --> 01:22:28,099 And I'll tell you what, I am picking-- JR, you wanna know who I'm picking? 1652 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:29,666 [Ross] What are you picking, big boy? 1653 01:22:29,733 --> 01:22:32,266 [Cornette] I'm picking Triple H to win this match. Why? 1654 01:22:32,333 --> 01:22:33,900 -[Ross] Why? -[Cole] Because Triple H 1655 01:22:33,966 --> 01:22:37,233 knows Shawn Michaels better than anybody, and also, 1656 01:22:37,733 --> 01:22:41,633 Chyna is closer to Triple H, if you know what I mean, 1657 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:43,000 as far as I've observed. 1658 01:22:43,066 --> 01:22:45,833 I think that means Helmsley's gonna win. 1659 01:22:46,233 --> 01:22:48,833 [Ross] Well, here comes Chyna, again, carrying Michaels gold. 1660 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:54,000 Already tonight, we have seen exposed buttocks. 1661 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:59,166 We have seen The Godwinns country whip The Headbangers. 1662 01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:04,866 We've seen "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, stunner a bogus Santa Claus. 1663 01:23:05,966 --> 01:23:08,900 [Cornette] We've seen Goldust dressed up like a Christmas tree. 1664 01:23:08,966 --> 01:23:13,866 We have seen Santa Claus, Santa Vader hit Goldust with his bag of goodies. 1665 01:23:14,633 --> 01:23:16,400 We have seen a lot of stuff, JR. 1666 01:23:16,466 --> 01:23:18,333 -[Ross] And what about Kane? -[Cornette] Kane… 1667 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,033 And The Undertaker finally locked up 1668 01:23:21,099 --> 01:23:24,233 and Kane left The Undertaker laying on the mat 1669 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,233 because Undertaker wouldn't fight back. 1670 01:23:26,633 --> 01:23:30,233 This has been a-- Well, it ain't your ordinary Christmas show. 1671 01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:33,366 It ain't your father's Christmas special. 1672 01:23:33,966 --> 01:23:38,233 [Ross] I'll tell you one thing, I'll never forget the Rattlesnake himself. 1673 01:23:38,633 --> 01:23:41,566 A man that says he has one thing on his mind 1674 01:23:41,633 --> 01:23:43,233 and that's to be the WWE Champion. 1675 01:23:43,633 --> 01:23:45,566 Putting a hurting on that bogus Santa Claus 1676 01:23:45,633 --> 01:23:47,566 for disrespecting that young fan. 1677 01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:50,599 And when you talk about disrespect, 1678 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,666 you have to focus on D-Generation X. 1679 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,000 [Cornette] Well, there's been some problems between these two as well 1680 01:23:59,066 --> 01:24:01,599 because in the battle of the egos, 1681 01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,933 each one of them got their feathers ruffled. 1682 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,933 [Ross] Michaels got his game face on. 1683 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,599 [Howard] …Shawn Michaels! 1684 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:09,266 [Ross] We have a sold out crowd here. 1685 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:11,933 We expect great crowds this weekend in Milwaukee, 1686 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,266 the Rosemont Horizon in Chicago, 1687 01:24:14,666 --> 01:24:17,599 the Lister Centre in western Massachusetts, 1688 01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:20,599 Hamilton, Ontario, Victor Cox Coliseum, 1689 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,933 not to mention, next week we'll be live 1690 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,566 in the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, Long Island. 1691 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,433 and one week from tomorrow in New Haven, Connecticut. 1692 01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:33,733 [Cornette] What a Christmas present from Commissioner Slaughter. 1693 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,400 Michaels and Helmsley head up. 1694 01:24:36,066 --> 01:24:38,599 They've had some harsh words to say to each other tonight. 1695 01:24:38,666 --> 01:24:41,733 I can't wait to see when they finally lock up, 1696 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,800 when they finally start tearing at each other. 1697 01:24:43,866 --> 01:24:46,033 What kind of action are we gonna see out of this match? 1698 01:24:46,566 --> 01:24:49,833 [Ross] I've heard of Montezuma's revenge, had that one time. 1699 01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:52,433 But anyway, this must be Slaughter's revenge. 1700 01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:55,066 [Cornette] We may need to get on a telephone to USA Network, 1701 01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:57,066 whoever the head honcho is around there 1702 01:24:57,133 --> 01:25:00,266 and tell 'em we need some more time, this thing may go a long time. 1703 01:25:02,566 --> 01:25:04,900 [Ross] The European Title is on the line. 1704 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:07,966 Shawn Michaels defending the European Title 1705 01:25:08,033 --> 01:25:09,366 against his teammate. 1706 01:25:09,700 --> 01:25:14,033 Or maybe we should say more specifically, after tonight's, uh, verbal barrage, 1707 01:25:14,099 --> 01:25:15,500 his former teammate 1708 01:25:15,566 --> 01:25:19,400 in D-Generation X, Triple H, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley. 1709 01:25:19,466 --> 01:25:22,266 [Cornette] Two big egos are about to collide head-on 1710 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,433 in the middle of the ring. 1711 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,633 And D-Generation X may be coming apart at the seams. 1712 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:27,933 I love this. 1713 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,433 This is great. [laughs] 1714 01:25:31,033 --> 01:25:34,533 Hey, the director even says they are making that phone call. 1715 01:25:36,733 --> 01:25:41,133 [Ross] No doubt about that Helmsley knows Michaels, uh, very, very well. 1716 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,966 Probably better than anybody here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1717 01:25:45,033 --> 01:25:48,300 There is a great deal of mutual respect athletically, 1718 01:25:48,366 --> 01:25:51,933 between these two athletes, who are, quite frankly, very, very gifted. 1719 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,066 [Cornette] They're also cautious. 1720 01:25:54,133 --> 01:25:55,200 They know each other. 1721 01:25:55,266 --> 01:25:57,700 They know each other's moves and each other's strategies. 1722 01:25:57,766 --> 01:26:01,700 [Ross] Interesting there, Michaels getting some instructions, 1723 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:04,566 encouragement, or what from Chyna. 1724 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:08,866 [Cole] They're gonna be starting slow because they don't want to make a mistake. 1725 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:13,400 Oh, and there may be a little psych out as well too, 1726 01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:16,233 because now Triple H doing the same thing. 1727 01:26:16,766 --> 01:26:18,900 One-upmanship is coming into play here. 1728 01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:22,200 [Ross] Remember, the European Title on the line. 1729 01:26:23,266 --> 01:26:28,333 Shawn Michaels putting the European Title on the line here. 1730 01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:31,933 As he will the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble 1731 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:35,733 in that much-anticipated Casket Match with The Undertaker. 1732 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,200 Collar-and-elbow tie up. 1733 01:26:37,266 --> 01:26:39,266 [Cornette] Reluctantly, on his part on both of 'em, 1734 01:26:39,333 --> 01:26:40,800 he didn't want to put the title up-- 1735 01:26:40,866 --> 01:26:42,800 -[Ross] Wait a minute. -[Cornette] What the-- 1736 01:26:43,733 --> 01:26:46,266 [Ross] Why is Michaels just lying there? 1737 01:26:46,766 --> 01:26:49,966 [Cornette] Well, why does Helmsley slow down and stop? 1738 01:26:50,033 --> 01:26:52,133 -[Ross] Oh, it's a mockery. -[crowd booing] 1739 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:56,300 [Ross] We thought that-- I got a… Yeah, here it is. 1740 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,533 [bell rings] 1741 01:26:58,599 --> 01:27:03,566 [Cornette] It was a ruse, a ploy, a plot, a plan, a charade, a conspiracy, a sham. 1742 01:27:03,633 --> 01:27:06,366 We've been conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, flimflammed, 1743 01:27:06,433 --> 01:27:08,766 had the wool pulled over our eyes even. 1744 01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:11,900 [Ross] Slaughter, apparently has been watching this on the monitor, 1745 01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:15,733 we've just been informed, and is on his way to the ring. 1746 01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:19,900 Helmsley with the European Title. 1747 01:27:20,966 --> 01:27:22,133 [Cornette] Look at-- 1748 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,666 [Ross] We thought it was gonna be Slaughter's revenge. 1749 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:27,300 [Cornette] Look at these two jackasses. 1750 01:27:27,366 --> 01:27:30,166 Michaels cries every time he comes to this town. 1751 01:27:32,933 --> 01:27:34,466 [Ross] I can't believe this. 1752 01:27:34,533 --> 01:27:38,266 We thought we were gonna see the destruction of D-Generation X. 1753 01:27:38,366 --> 01:27:39,666 Here comes Slaughter. 1754 01:27:39,733 --> 01:27:41,666 [Cornette] Helmsley looks like he needs oxygen. 1755 01:27:43,766 --> 01:27:47,833 Slaughter, standing there with egg on his face, eggnog or whatever. 1756 01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:49,566 [fake crying] 1757 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,533 [Cornette] Well, he's good at crying on cue. 1758 01:27:53,466 --> 01:27:55,800 [Ross] It's a Wonderful Life, isn't it? 1759 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:59,233 [Cornette] Ask George Bailey, not Shawn Michaels. 1760 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:03,000 [fake sobbing continues] 1761 01:28:03,066 --> 01:28:05,333 [Shawn] You know, I… [fake crying] 1762 01:28:10,766 --> 01:28:12,933 -[Cornette] Well, say it already. -[Ross] They did it. 1763 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,066 You gotta hand it to 'em. 1764 01:28:14,766 --> 01:28:16,700 They pulled the wool right over our eyes. 1765 01:28:16,766 --> 01:28:20,000 It's not easy being defeated for the coveted European Title. 1766 01:28:20,066 --> 01:28:22,000 [Ross] They've done it again. 1767 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:26,200 [Cornette] Is anybody sick of seeing this sport 1768 01:28:26,266 --> 01:28:28,166 made a mockery out of by these guys? 1769 01:28:28,733 --> 01:28:32,233 I've been in Ladder Matches, I've been in Cell Matches, 1770 01:28:32,866 --> 01:28:34,666 I've been in Marathon Matches, 1771 01:28:34,733 --> 01:28:36,500 but, oh, God… [fake crying] 1772 01:28:36,566 --> 01:28:37,400 [Ross] They got us. 1773 01:28:37,466 --> 01:28:42,266 …never has any match been so emotionally, 1774 01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:46,566 physically and mentally draining as this one. 1775 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:51,800 -You won. I love you, man. -[Ross] He's lost his file. 1776 01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:55,733 [Cornette] What does Slaughter got to be thinking about this? 1777 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:57,733 [Ross] We've been duped. 1778 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,400 Slaughter… 1779 01:29:00,266 --> 01:29:01,533 Slaughter made a… 1780 01:29:02,366 --> 01:29:03,599 Well, they got us all. 1781 01:29:03,666 --> 01:29:05,599 I'd just like to say one thing. 1782 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,066 That other than my kid being born… 1783 01:29:09,466 --> 01:29:11,433 Oh, I don't have one… that I know of. 1784 01:29:12,633 --> 01:29:15,400 -[Ross] Ugh. -This is the greatest moment of my life. 1785 01:29:15,466 --> 01:29:18,566 Yo, Sarge! I did it! 1786 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:21,066 I did it! 1787 01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:24,933 [Ross] Well, we all thought Slaughter had everything planned. 1788 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,133 He was gonna… 1789 01:29:26,233 --> 01:29:28,633 I know you didn't need any help from us, Sarge, 1790 01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:30,900 but we made an ass out of you anyway. 1791 01:29:30,966 --> 01:29:33,333 -[Ross] He did. You gotta admit it. -Merry Christmas. 1792 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,366 [Ross] They did it. 1793 01:29:34,433 --> 01:29:37,000 [laughs maniacally] 1794 01:29:37,066 --> 01:29:38,700 [Cornette] Merry Christmas, Slaughter. 1795 01:29:38,766 --> 01:29:41,466 Yeah, now Europe has a champion that they can really be-- 1796 01:29:41,533 --> 01:29:46,566 We'll see Helmsley. Next week you'll be defending your title against Owen Hart. 1797 01:29:47,066 --> 01:29:48,966 -[Ross] Did you hear that? -Merry Christmas. 1798 01:29:49,366 --> 01:29:51,500 [Ross] Slaughter just said that next week, Helmsley, 1799 01:29:51,566 --> 01:29:54,900 will be defending the European Title against Owen Hart. 1800 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,700 [Cornette] Holy mackerel! 1801 01:29:59,099 --> 01:30:03,166 And Helmsley doesn't know it. Helmsley, he couldn't hear Slaughter. 1802 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,166 [Cornette laughs] 1803 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,200 [Ross] Slaughter did get the last word. 1804 01:30:07,266 --> 01:30:09,266 It is gonna be a great Christmas. 1805 01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:12,200 It's gonna happen next week in the Nassau Coliseum. 1806 01:30:13,166 --> 01:30:14,666 [Cornette] He who laughs last… e Nassau Coliseum.