["Attitude Signature" playing]
[audience cheering]
[Jim Ross] Would you listen to these WWE fans?
They are jacked here tonight and for good reason.
Earlier today, DX was on yet another secret mission
but they're back, and tonight, DX as Triple H
will take on the Nation's Rock.
We'll find out who the L.O.D.'s tag team partner will be against DOA
and look who's here,
The owner of WWE, Vince McMahon, along with his associates,
Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson, making their way to the ring.
[Michael Cole] Yeah. JR, this Sunday
live on pay-per-view and Over the Edge,
Mr. McMahon will be the special guest referee
for the "Stone Cold" Steve Austin versus Dude Love championship matchup.
And you gotta give Mr. McMahon some credit.
He has a lot of guts coming down to the ring tonight
after what happened last week.
[Ross] He's also got a lot of security and you can hear why.
Listen to this Austin chant, "Stone Cold" is in the arena.
And, you know, he's gonna be hanging on every word that Mr. McMahon will say.
And by the way, folks, we understand that Jackyl is here tonight
with some members of the Howard Stern Show.
[Ross] You gotta wonder what that's about.
[Cole] Mr. McMahon hearing in front of these WWE fans this week.
[audience booing]
[Ross] after last week, can you really blame them?
What a glorious night last Monday night was.
[audience booing]
Last Monday night on Raw, not only…
did Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson
come out of retirement
-for one more… -[bell rings]
[McMahon] …action-packed match
but indeed…
they gave "Stone Cold" Steve Austin all he could handle.
-Congratulations. -[audience booing]
Gerald…
-congratulations. -Thank you, Mr. McMahon.
And it's fair to say that Patterson, Brisco
with honorable mention, the Commissioner Slaughter
indeed tamed the Rattlesnake last week.
[audience booing]
However…
it was one individual
and only one individual,
me, that person,
drained the venom
-from the Rattlesnake's poisonous head. -[audience booing]
[McMahon] What did you think was going on, Austin,
when the fan jumped over the rail
with the Austin T-shirt, the Austin hat,
the mask, what did you think, somebody's gonna help you, Austin, huh?
Uh-huh. I helped you all right.
It felt so good
when I had that steel chair in my hand
and it struck Austin squarely in the back.
[audience booing]
I assaulted "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and got away with it.
[audience booing]
it was indeed a very special night
for me and my associates.
However, it will pale in comparison
to the glory and the honor that will be ours
this Sunday on pay-per-view
when WWE goes Over the Edge.
You, Mr. Brisco, will have the honor
of ringing that bell
signifying the end of the match.
You, Pat Patterson,
will have the honor to announce
a new WWE champion.
And by my hand and my hand alone
as the guest referee,
I will have the privilege of counting
one, two, three.
[audience booing]
It will be the dawning
of a new era
in World Wrestling Entertainment.
But more importantly,
the demise of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
-I thank you very much. -[Cole] Wow.
-["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing] -[Ross] Uh-oh, look out.
[Cole] Oh, no.
-[audience cheering] -[Ross] This is will pick up right here.
Here comes the Rattlesnake.
[audience cheering]
[Ross] Mr. McMahon is making sure his security is in place.
Look at the smile on Austin's face.
[Cole] I'll tell you what, they've reached a peace accord,
I don't think it's gonna happen here tonight though.
[audience cheering]
[Cole] Listen to these fans.
[Ross] These WWE fans on their feet in support of the Rattlesnake.
Austin knows what awaits him this Sunday on pay-per-view.
I hope you're proud of yourself,
because what you've done
is prove, without a shadow of a doubt,
you are the world's
dumbest son of a bitch.
[audience cheering]
[Austin] And you'll take-- Yeah, you do.
Officers, he just told the world…
Step back, jackass.
-[audience cheering] -Whoa.
Don't touch me.
He just told the world
that he assaulted "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
that's exactly what you said.
So…
since I was assaulted,
I want you to do your job
-and arrest that piece of trash right now. -[audience cheering]
[Cole] What? What's he talking about?
Arrest the owner of WWE?
[Ross] It's a figure of speech.
I'm Vince McMahon.
[audience cheering]
-[Cole] Look at this! -[audience cheering]
They're gonna cuff the boss!
[Austin] Take him down!
[Ross] Mr. McMahon is absolutely livid.
[Austin] Take him out and leave now.
Go ahead and make sure he doesn't have a bed.
[Ross] The leader of the wrestling world is being cuffed.
[Cole] He's the owner.
[Ross] Patterson and Brisco can't believe it.
Lock his ass up.
[audience cheering]
[Austin] Oh, how do you like that, hot shot?
[Cole] Come on. They're hurting him.
[Austin] You think you're so damn special, don't you?
Sir, you can't do that.
-You can't… -[Austin] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, I'm not a lawyer
but if you ask me, wouldn't that be obstruction of justice?
-[audience cheering] -[Cole] What?
Oh, hell, yeah, I want him locked up.
-[Cole] "Stone Cold"… -You just poked the bear.
I want your ass locked up.
[Cole] They're gonna arrest Patterson and Brisco. Stone--
[Austin] You just broke the law. I'm pressing charges.
I want your ass out of here.
[Cole] "Stone Cold", he may have outsmarted the boss this time.
You said you wanted a stooge how do you feel now, you silly bastard?
[audience cheering]
You said you didn't suck. Who sucks now, you little bastard?
[audience cheering]
[Austin] Don't even think about it.
I got one last thing for you, Vince.
I know you hate my damn guts.
-[Ross] I guess he's gonna have a toast. -I want these three pieces of trash
taken back in a squad car and locked up
and I don't want them released
because "Stone Cold" said so and that's basically, Vince,
all I got to say to you…
[Cole] Oh, wait, what?
[exclaims] Austin pouring that beer all over the boss.
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" plays]
[Ross] What? Oh, Mr. McMahon is humiliated.
[Austin] Oh, hell yeah.
[Ross] The owner of the company is embarrassed.
-His ego has been crushed. -[Austin] Get your ass out of here.
[Cole] Mr. McMahon is heading to jail.
"Stone Cold" is doing what the federal government could not do,
sending Vince McMahon to jail
And Austin, had Brisco and Patterson going with him.
Mr. McMahon is livid. I hope they got a get out of jail free card.
The WWE champion has shocked the world.
McMahon, Patterson, and Brisco are going to jail.
And look at the boss.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin has humiliated Vince McMahon.
My God, what else is gonna happen here tonight?
McMahon is going to jail.
I cannot believe what has already happened here tonight.
Mr. McMahon admitted he committed assault on Austin last week.
And here's what happened.
[Austin] since I was assaulted, I want you
to do your job and arrest that piece of trash right now.
[audience cheering]
[Ross] figure of speech or not, I have never seen Vince McMahon
more humiliated, more angry,
more embarrassed than we just saw.
[audience cheering]
McMahon, Brisco, and Patterson apparently on their way to jail.
And then look at this.
The icing on the cake,
a Steveweiser poured all over the owner of this company.
Look at that face.
He's never been treated like this
[Tony Chimel] The following is six-man tag team…
[Ross] The beer that made Milwaukee famous.
[Chimel] …in the ring at a combined weight of 885 pounds…
[Ross] You gotta wonder what's gonna happen
with Vince McMahon, Austin situation as this night progresses here.
And this one should be a dandy.
So the DOA set for six-man tag team action this week on Raw.
But, JR, the whole world wants to know
who is gonna team with Animal and Hawk from the L.O.D.?
I got no idea but he better be a tough son of a gun
and then will make it to Milwaukee Sunday.
[Chimel] And their opponents from Chicago, Illinois
at a combined weight of 574 pounds,
Animal and Hawk, L.O.D. 2000.
[Cole] The L.O.D. 2000 heading to the ring, folks,
for their six-man tag team battle
against the DOA.
And this Sunday on pay-per-view from Milwaukee,
the L.O.D. will take on the DOA
to try to settle this feud once and for all.
[Ross] Be certain to welcome all fans watching us…
on our great Canadian broadcast partner, TSN tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing from the south side of Chicago,
Puke.
["Oh What a Rush" plays]
[Ross] Well, there he comes.
That's Darren Drozdov, ladies and gentlemen, his nickname is Puke.
He got that from regurgitating on Monday night football
when he played for the Denver Broncos.
He's hung out in the south side of Chicago.
I think he resides in Jersey,
played college football in Maryland.
-[Cole] And look at this. -[Ross] I think he's trying to hurl
on one of those beautiful bikes.
[Cole] Look at this. Oh, and from behind,
Chainz didn't take too kindly to that and he hammers away
and we're underway now with the Six-Man Tag Team battle.
So Chainz tossing Puke back into the ring.
There you see Skull and 8-Ball working on Animal and Hawk,
whether Puke is in any relation to stand from a south park.
Chainz now poking the eyes
on Puke.
[Ross] I'll tell you one thing,
just as "Stone Cold" apparently
outsmarted the WWE front office,
so have the DOA outsmarted and outmaneuvered
the Legion of Doom in the last several weeks here in WWE.
[Cole] Here's Animal went off the ropes, 8-Ball misses for the big right hand
and there's the flying tackle by Animal of L.O.D.
I'll tell you what, both these teams think they are the number one contenders
for the WWE Tag Team titles,
Over the Edge, couldn't settle that once and for all.
What a clothesline by Puke.
He goes about six-five, 280 pounds, what an athlete.
[Ross] He's being hammered on right here.
We'll find out what Puke's got inside of him, no pun intended.
I'll tell you one thing, these guys in DOA--
Hey, look, what a fine, nice headlock takeover,
great explosion and full extension of the legs and a dropkick,
a very athletic move and an armdrag by Puke.
Darren Drozdov is a magnificent young athlete.
And some of his-- His habits of living with a big boa constrictor
and almost a regurgitating on command,
yes, making it rather unique.
[Cole] Hawk now in the ring.
Armbar on Chainz from the DOA.
That's gonna be some war, folks, this Sunday on pay-per-view,
DOA versus the L.O.D.
And Hawk now hammering away.
[Ross] It's gonna be some pay-per-view, I can tell you that.
And folks, confrontational elements
are apparently back to explode back in the locker room area
-with "Stone Cold" and Mr. McMahon. -[Cole] Wow.
[Ross] And we'll hopefully get an update on that as soon as this match is over.
Mr. McMahon and company orchestrated by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
apparently, on their way to jail.
We hope to have a camera in place as soon as this match is over
to get an update on that chaotic situation.
[Cole] Hawk went off the ropes,
Skull misses the right hand and what a clothesline by Hawk.
I also understand DX is up to some funny business this week well.
[Ross] DX on another secret mission,
we'll have some exclusive footage from that from earlier today,
DX in the house because,
DX's own Triple H will take on the Nation's Rock,
what a one on one matchup.
Two of the brightest young Superstars in this business
one on one here tonight.
[Cole] Here's Chainz now going to work on Hawk.
He really needs to make a tag, whip into the ropes, oh, boy.
[Ross] Lot of… Lot of locker room talk, a lot of-- Oh, well there's a cover.
[Cole] There's a cover now by Chainz and Hawk kicks out.
[Ross] A lot of speculation on whether or not the L.O.D. still have it anymore.
I'll tell you one thing, they may have slowed down a step,
they got a great reputation
but the DOA cares not about reputation,
that young man, quite frankly,
I'm sure doesn't care about the L.O.D. reputation as well.
This is a six-man fight here.
[Cole] That's Puke in the corner, folks.
He's the third member in this matchup for The Legion of Doom 2000.
And there now is 8-Ball.
Whipped Hawk across the ring into the corner.
Oh, and he misses him.
-And Hawk now with a clothesline. -[Ross] Nothing pretty about this matchup,
nothing pretty about Darren Drozdov,
They call him Puke.
What a unique nickname
for this potentially great young Superstar
here in WWE, very unusual ring attire,
very unusual lifestyle.
And Hawk makes a tag to Puke.
[Cole] And here's Puke, blocks the right hand from Chainz and hammers away.
Skull now in the ring. Here comes 8-Ball.
All six men in the ring now.
[Ross] Puke is the youngest, and I would venture to say
the most outstanding pure athlete in this matchup.
Puke, with long reverse elbow right in the heart of Chainz.
And look at this brawl on the outside.
[Cole] That's Animal and 8-Ball outside the ring hammering away
as Puke works on Chainz now.
Look at this now, setting him up, what a flying tackle.
[audience cheering]
[Ross] Tremendous explosion by this outstanding young athlete.
[Cole] Former NFL football player, they call him Puke.
-[Ross] Oh, look out here. -[Cole] Setting up Chainz now.
[Ross] The waist lock, look out. Oh, powerbomb!
-What a thunderous powerbomb! -[Cole] And it's over.
-[Ross] And Puke has been dominant. -[bell rings]
Droz has led the L.O.D.
to what the L.O.D. could not do alone and that's to defeat
the Disciples of Apocalypse.
[Chimel] Your winner, L.O.D. 2000.
[Cole] Folks, we gotta take a look at what happened at the end.
As you said, JR, Puke was finally aggressive.
[Ross] Tremendous explosion from this young man,
a former Maryland Terrapins and Denver Bronco
showed his athleticism.
Look out, look at that. They're fighting all over the place here.
You're talking about getting Over the Edge.
We've been Over the Edge here tonight in more ways than one.
[Cole] This feud will not be over until this Sunday on pay-per-view.
The DOA meets the L.O.D. 2000 in Milwaukee.
-[Ross] And now, what-- Uh-oh. -I made a big mistake.
Our attorney's name is Jerry McDevitt, you can't arrest me.
I'm Vince McMahon, damn it!
-Don't you know who he is? -I'm Vince McMahon for Christ's sake!
-You son of a bitch. -Officers, I want you to do your job,
I was assaulted, [bleep],
I want you to put these guys in the squad car
-because you have broke the law. -Get us out of here.
I'm the world's…
-Bring them in there. -This is a mistake.
[indistinct shouting]
-This is a big mistake! -No, I'm not.
[indistinct chatter]
Put him right here, put him into the damn car.
We did nothing.
Tell me how it feels, huh?
You like that, you silly little bastard?
-It ain't no fun, is it? -[indistinct chatter]
No, you're going in just like him.
-Shut up! -[indistinct chatter]
Get over here. I just--
I'm trying to help you, officer.
-Doing all I can to help. -Sir, don't listen to him.
[Austin] Get your dumb ass in the car and shut up.
-Ow! My shoulder. -Get in there.
[groaning]
That's what you get, Brisco. Oh, hell no. You're all going to jail.
Who's driving this rig? Let's get 'em out of here.
[Ross] there's no doubt that Vince McMahon has got to be irate,
he has never, ever been publicly humiliated
like we have seen here already tonight.
This is unbelievable.
[man] Well, enough is enough and it's time for a change.
["Enough Is Enough" plays]
[bell rings]
[Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall
and a 20-minute time limit. Making his way…
[Ross] We encountered a great deal of change here tonight.
Owen Hart has had a change in philosophy, no doubt about that but…
-[Chimel] …of the Nation, Owen Hart. -[Ross] …I cannot believe
what has happened to Mr. McMahon and company.
[Cole] Folks, if you recall about a month ago,
Owen Hart was teaming with Ken Shamrock
before he turned on the world's most dangerous man
in a vicious way.
The Sharpshooter snapping the ankle of Ken Shamrock in two places.
And then two weeks ago in Oklahoma City,
the world's most dangerous man, cast and all signing autographs
for the great fans in Oklahoma.
[Ross] There will be a score to settle when Ken Shamrock is healthy again
with Owen Hart and the Nation.
This is gonna be a great… It's gonna be-- Oh, yeah.
-[Cole] All right. -[Ross] You got a great attitude,
you should be proud of yourself, Owen.
[Chimel] And his opponent from Coldwater, Michigan
weighing in at 252 pounds,
Dan "the Beast" Severn.
[Cole] Owen Hart, of course, set for action
this Sunday on pay-per-view,
the Six-Man Tag Team war,
the Nation with Owen
to take on DX's Triple H from the New Age Outlaws
and it's gonna be extremely important, JR,
for Owen Hart not to look past his opponent tonight
towards Sunday because the Beast is in the house.
[Ross] Dan "the Beast" Severn certainly known
in a no-holds-barred fighting world as the king of the ultimate fighting,
again, the octagon.
This man is one of the most dominant athletes that I have ever seen
enter WWE as he puts that mouthpiece in.
He is a no-frills son of a gun.
This guy is a… Has been a great grappler in every level,
from junior high school to high school to college to international competition…
and then to the no-holds-barred fighting world.
No longer affiliated with his former manager, Jim Cornette,
Severn going on his own here and this should be an outstanding matchup.
Remember, Owen Hart has got a great amateur background as well.
[Cole] He really does. Nice fireman's carry takedown that time
by Dan "the Beast" Severn.
And there's another one by the Beast.
Looking for that armbar, Owen quickly to his knees.
The Beast again the third time.
And here he goes now. This is a submission hold
trying to hyperextend that elbow here.
[Ross] One of the most basic moves in the ultimate fighting game
is that the armbar submission and it's a very elementary move,
you try to hyperextend the elbow,
you either got to tap out or your arm is snapped.
It's that simple.
[Cole] And it's important for Owen Hart to stay on his feet
and close to the ropes in this matchup.
Keep in mind, Owen says he joined the Nation a few weeks back
because he felt deserted by the fans, he felt deserted by his family,
he felt outnumbered, it was time for a change.
[Ross] I can tell you one thing, Owen's Canadian fans
were not extremely happy to see him Saturday night in Toronto.
I was there at the Sky Dome, what an event it was.
Oh! And look at the takedown by Severn.
And Severn with the choke, the chokes are legal in the ultimate fighting game.
[Cole] But not here in World Wrestling Entertainment,
as referee Jimmy Korderas admonishes Severn that time.
There's a cradle now, into a cover, two, and Owen taps out,
now, works on the forehead of the Beast.
[Ross] Folks, we'd like to remind you
that tickets go on sale this Friday in Binghamton, New York
for a huge Raw event coming on July the 14th
to the Broome County Arena. And also, tickets go on sale this Saturday
as Owen Hart just wails away at the Beast in Ohio.
In Columbus, Ohio, tickets go on sale Saturday
and in Dayton, Ohio, tickets go on sale Saturday as well
at the respective box offices for live WWE Extravaganzas
coming in July to the great state of Ohio.
[Cole] And Owen Hart doing a number now on "the Beast" Dan Severn.
Owen quickly back into the ring now.
Oh, a big forearm up underneath the chin knocking Severn off his feet.
[Ross] I'll tell you what, I apologize for digressing here,
there's a gut wrist for Owen Hart and Owen Hart did not go for the cover.
You gotta wonder, you just gotta--
I'd like to see the look on Mr. McMahon's face right now
along with Patterson and, uh… And, uh, Brisco.
They should be… They're now on their way to jail, they should be momentarily.
And again, we hope to get an update on that in just a few moments here.
"Stone Cold" has outsmarted
the WWE front office if you just joined us.
[Cole] He had Mr. McMahon, Mr. Brisco, and Mr. Patterson arrested.
-And this is "the Beast" Dan Severn-- Oh! -[Ross] Oh.
Well, that was a blatant low blow there and I cannot believe
that this referee-- Well, double leg pickup and now, Owen Hart
is gonna try to seize the moment here at the low blow.
But look at Severn fighting right back up on top.
[Cole] Yeah, Severn quickly back on top of Owen Hart
and now, the knee to the small of the back.
[Ross] Severn was using the heels of his hands
to slap Owen Hart in the ear like a busted eardrum.
[Cole] And here's Owen now whipped off the ropes,
the Beast lifts him up. Look at this now.
Owen slam and quickly into the armbar.
[Ross] Oh, it's gonna be over right here. This should be it.
Wait a minute, here comes the Nation.
Severn had the match won. There's D-Lo Brown.
-[bell rings] -Severn throws D-Lo
The Greco-Roman throw.
There's Kama, double leg takedown.
And now, look at the Nation, they're gonna dismantle…
-They're gonna dismantle the Beast. -[bell rings]
The Nation taking a bite out of the Beast here.
[Cole] Look at this, manhandling the Beast,
-and Owen has a chair. -[Ross] Oh, come on.
There goes The Rock, the Intercontinental Champion
with the Rock Bottom on the Beast.
Owen Hart has got that chair now, the world's strongest man,
Mark Henry, that's 400 pounds on the exposed chest cavity
of Dan "the Beast" Severn. No, not one more time.
-They're gonna break him apart. -[Cole] Oh!
[Ross] Oh, this Nation, five members strong.
-[Cole] Look at this. -[Ross] And… Uh-oh.
[Cole] Shades of Ken Shamrock.
Owen's climbing in the ropes.
He's gonna try to step Severn's ankle here.
[Ross] The Nation wants to destroy Dan "the Beast" Severn
just like they did the ankle of Ken Shamrock.
[Cole] WWE officials now trying to restrain the Nation,
but there's too many.
Commissioner Slaughter now in the ring.
[Ross] And Severn has been assaulted. I have never ever in my life
seen Dan "the Beast" Severn in this… In this position.
He has been absolutely decimated.
[audience cheering]
Can you imagine
how uncomfortable it must be in that… In that squad car,
-how hot it must be. -[Cole] You can see the beads of sweat
on Mr. McMahon's forehead.
[Ross] This is gonna get uglier before it gets better.
[woman] In alleys of decay,
a promise lies,
love dies,
Edge,
seeds of unrest spawn,
fury and rage,
the remnants of chaos,
devastation,
euphoria,
Edge.
[orchestral music plays]
[Cole] And here comes The Jackyl.
And these two gentlemen, JR, frequently on Howard Stern Radio Show.
On the left, Hank the angry drunken dwarf
and on the right, Crackhead Bob.
You know much about these two individuals?
[Ross] Well, I hear him on the Howard Stern Show
from time to time.
I'm somewhat intrigued as to why they have affiliated themselves
here on this occasion with The Jackyl
but apparently, we're gonna…
We're gonna find out as The Jackyl makes his way into the ring.
From what we understand,
Mr. McMahon and company are still sequestered,
in that police car,
back in the rear entrance of the arena.
Oh, Hank is having a little trouble navigating here tonight.
[Cole] What is the Jackyl trying to prove with all this?
[Ross] If McMahon does get taken to jail
with his money, it won't take him long to get bailed out, I can tell you that.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like you to restrain your catcalls and your laughter,
because these two individuals have put up with enough.
These two… These two human oddities
I have rented from the Howard Stern Radio Show.
[audience cheering]
To my right, I'd like to introduce my friend, Hank.
Who you people have labeled an Angry Drunken Dwarf.
[audience chattering]
And in a cruel twist of fate,
Hank was recently voted
in mocking fashion, I might add
by People Magazine online
as the world's most beautiful human being.
[audience chattering]
-[Cole] Oh, he's embarrassed. -[Jackyl] Hank…
I'd like you to take this opportunity
to explain in eloquent fashion
how that made you feel.
Well, [bleep] it made me feel great.
But [bleep] people
are using my name on the online now
and they screwed up two of my best friends' [bleep] lives…
Very good. Okay.
Thank you, Hank.
-[Cole] Man. -[Jackyl] You are candid as always.
But I don't want to ignore my friend
who you people have labeled Crackhead Bob.
[audience cheering]
His whole life revolves
around where he was gonna get his next fix
and how much it was gonna cost him.
Well, let me be the one to tell you, it cost him brain cells
and it cost him self-respect.
You people have done this to him and now, because of me, he knows it.
Now, Bob, Robert, I know that you've had a hard life
and I know that you wanna tell these people
and I want you to tell them right now that you're mad as hell
and you're not gonna take it anymore.
I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
[audience cheering]
Ladies and gentlemen,
the parade has more than two oddities.
At this time, let me introduce to you from the calvary of the grotesque,
The Jackyl's Parade of Human Oddities continues
with the prom princess of World Wrestling Entertainment.
She may not be the eye candy of a sable or a sunny
but her inner beauty far outweighs those attributes,
ladies and gentlemen, I give you,
Princess Luna.
-[Cole] Princess Luna? -[Jackyl] Following Luna
is a man whose physical deformity
has made him a societal outcast.
He is a man who tonight will speak
to all of you people in the only language that you understand.
And that sadly is the language of violence,
I give you Golga.
And standing next to me here
is a genetic misfit to be sure,
what he is, is the largest human being
walking to planet, ladies and gentlemen,
I give you The Jackyl's Parade of Human Oddities,
they say the miserable have no medicine, only hope.
Well, now, my parade of human oddities has me.
[Ross] That is one of the biggest human beings
but not the biggest man I've ever seen.
He's gotta be between seven and eight feet tall,
between four and five hundred pounds.
What has The Jackyl orchestrated here?
Look at that-- Look at the size of that man's hand.
["Bangers" plays]
[Ross] What a collection of misfits.
[bell rings]
[Cole] Jackyl called them his Parade of Human Oddities.
[Chimel] Making his way to the ring and being accompanied by Headbanger Mosh,
he weighs in at 247 pounds,
Headbanger Thrasher.
[Cole] Look at Mosh, Mosh and Hank going at it.
[Ross] Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
[Cole] Thrasher down there as well.
Don't forget Crackhead Bob-- Oh, look out.
And Golga now hammering away on Thrasher.
That's gonna be the matchup this evening.
Golga against Thrasher.
[Ross] Howard Stern, I'm sure, is gonna be very proud
of Hank and Crackhead Bob.
-[Cole] Oh! -[Ross] Thrasher going to work here.
[Cole] Thrasher now on the corner working on Golga
and it looks like, JR, we are going to be joined by…
The Jackyl after he just parade--
Paraded his human oddities out to the ring.
-[Ross] Crackhead Bob is gonna join us. -[Cole] Actually, there's The Jackyl.
-[Ross] I guess-- I guess not. -[Cole] Well, Jackyl…
[Jackyl] JR, I know I've been guilty in the past
of speaking at a level way above your intellect,
so I brought you a co-commentator who you can relate to.
JR, please ask a question of Crackhead Bob.
[Ross] Why would I wanna do that? How are you doing, Bob?
[Bob] What's going on?
-Are you having a good time? -I think so. Are you okay?
-I'm fine. Well, thank you for asking. -[Bob] Yeah.
-How do you like this guy? -He's okay.
-All right. -He's okay.
Not exactly Howard Stern but he's all right.
-I think so. -[Cole] Here's a cover by Golga now,
two, and Thrasher gets a shoulder up.
[Jackyl] JR, I warned you for a long time
that something bad was gonna happen, something catastrophic was gonna happen.
You laughed when I first told you about the Parade of Human Oddities
but now you're seeing it first hand,
and what you're seeing is a prime athlete, 6'7", almost 400 pounds.
[Cole] What else can you tell us about Golga, Jackyl?
[Jackyl] Golga is a man who has been proven into discriminatory
hierarch factions of people like Jim Ross
in World Wrestling Entertainment just because he doesn't fit
your traditional mold of a beautiful bodybuilder
because of his physical deformity
is no reason not to give a great athlete like him,
a power athlete, a position here in WWE.
[Ross] While you take a breath, tell us exactly what those knots are?
What are those protrusions coming off his skull, what's that?
-[Jackyl] Why are you mocking the man? -[Ross] I'm asking a question,
-[Jackyl] Well, he's obviously… -[Ross] I'm asking a question.
[Jackyl] He's got a cranial facial disorder that we've had to cover.
All his life he's been shunned.
Why do you have to focus on the man's deformity?
Talk about his wrestling acuity, that's what you like to do,
call the match.
[Cole] He's trying to inform the public, Mr. Jackyl.
I guess you can call this group a Jackyl's believe it or not.
[Jackyl] You see, you see them as freaks. You see them as outcasts of society.
-[Cole] I didn't say that. -[Jackyl] I look at you as an outcast.
These people are normal compared to people like you and Jim Ross.
[Ross] I think it's called "Exploitation R Us."
[Cole] We never called them freaks. They were your words, Mr. Jackyl.
[Jackyl] I say they were exploited when they couldn't get a job here
in World Wrestling Entertainment. I would say
that I've given them the franchise so to speak.
[Ross] You can take up your employment grievances with Mr. McMahon.
[Jackyl] I have nothing against Mr. McMahon.
In fact, I've been aware now that I'm under the corporate doghouse
and that's why I'm back on Raw where I belong.
[Ross] Golga is a huge individual
and watch this, what a powerslam.
-Hooks the leg. -[Cole] Man.
-It's over. -[bell rings]
Golga, impressive with a victory over Thrasher.
-[Chimel] Here is your winner, Golga. -[Cole] And now Mosh…
-Uh-oh, look out. -[Jackyl] Look at what's coming, JR,
you like big men, here you go.
-It is the biggest man on the planet. -[Ross] Oh!
-What a headbutt. -[Cole] What do you call this guy,
-the world's largest man? -[Ross] Oh, and the referee got it.
[Jackyl laughs] I tell you what, I said something bad was gonna happen
and that's exactly what it is.
Look at this, who is gonna compete with this, JR?
-[Ross] I don't know if anybody can. -And due to your sick society,
-this equals ratings. -[soft music plays]
[Cole] Golga victorious.
A little help at the end by the largest man in the world.
So Jackyl, you must be enjoying your success this week?
Tell them what you think of that match.
I thought it was pretty cool.
-[Ross] You thought it was cool? -Yeah. It was cool.
[Ross] All right. Yeah, Hank. Have another beer, pal.
Merry Christmas.
[Ross] All right. Thank you very much for that insight, Hank.
[Jackyl speaking indistinctly]
[Ross] Okay. We'll see you there, Crackhead.
All right.
Say hello to Howard, okay?
[Cole] The Parade of Human Oddities, and Golga victorious over Thrasher.
This is unreal. I've never seen anything like this.
[Ross] I have been thoroughly amazed at this Godzilla-like human being.
-Wait a minute. -[Cole] It looks like you with a hat.
-[Ross] Well, it ain't me. -[Cole] Oh, look out.
-[Ross] It's Al Snow in a hat. -[Cole] Looking at the human oddities.
He's probably still waiting to have that meeting with Vince.
[Ross] And right there, you know, it looks to me like--
Oh, no, he is irate. Mr. McMahon has been humiliated,
Austin playing a game of cat and mouse with Mr. McMahon and his friends.
What's gonna happen to the owner next?
[narrator] Now, the Super Soaker Rewind, featuring the CPS 1000 and 1500.
Super Soaker, the pressure is on.
Paul Bearer…
is the biological father of Kane.
I told you, Undertaker,
that I was the father of Kane.
[Ross] It's the Undertaker. And Kane goes to the ride.
Undertaker, he's beating the hell out of Paul Bearer.
[narrator] That was the Super Soaker rewind
featuring the CPS 1000 and 1500.
Super Soaker, the pressure is on.
[Ross] Man, can you imagine the living hell that the Undertaker is living in?
Thanks to Paul Bearer and Kane.
[man] …lend me your undivided attention here
so as you and I might roll out the red carpet
for the WWE's king of country music.
That's right, folks, he's the world's greatest singer,
he's the world's greatest entertainer,
he's without a doubt the world's greatest wrestler,
ladies and gentlemen, Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
Oh, ain't he great?
[Ross] We'll find out how great he is this Sunday on pay-per-view.
The Milwaukee arena is going to be electrifying.
What a pay-per-view extravaganza Over the Edge is.
Double J and The Lethal Weapon one-on-one this Sunday.
[Cole] Double J doing the strut as Tennessee Lee says, "Ain't he great?"
He'll hope to take on Steve Blackman this Sunday
on pay-per-view, that feud has been ongoing for months.
Double J gets set for singles action this week, folks.
And tonight, WWE Raw is being brought to you by Twix cookie bar.
Twix, two for me, none for you.
[Ross] And by Castrol GTX, drive hard.
[Cole] We're also being brought to you by WWE: The Music Volume 2,
on sale now at Blockbuster Music Stores and other fine retailers.
[Ross] And by the new Super Soaker CPS 1000,
the pressure is on.
We got Vader on his way to take on Double J here on Raw.
Already tonight, Mr. McMahon along with his associates,
Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco had been arrested.
They are still in the squad car as we speak in the back of the arena.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is here as well
on the night where DX, Triple H
will meet the Nation's Rock
and by the way, folks,
DX was on yet another secret mission
earlier today and we've got exclusive footage of that
still to come here tonight.
[Cole] The Mastodon makes his way to the ring.
Speaking of Over the Edge,
Vader with a date against Kane in Milwaukee
live this Sunday on pay-per-view.
The loser will unmask.
What a matchup this is gonna be. Vader, the Mastodon, against Double J.
It is going to explode on Raw.
[Ross] Something's going on in the locker room.
Wait, don't go yet. Wait a minute.
[Cole] And we're back on Raw and there's Al Snow
trying to be inconspicuous,
perhaps waiting for the king to deliver on that meeting with Mr. McMahon
as Vader now starts things off against Double J.
[Ross] Folks, right before we went to the break, we heard
of another physical skirmish,
for the lack of a better term, of what the description was in the--
Between Mr. McMahon and company and "Stone Cold".
But…
During the commercial break, we heard that there--
Mr. McMahon and company could be released
if they comply with certain conditions set forth by "Stone Cold".
Whether that's true or not, we hope to find out right after this match
is concluded.
Boom, that's a big knockdown by the 400-pound Vader.
And Vader and Kane this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Remember, it was Kane who scrambled Vader's face
with a wrench in Houston in February.
[Cole] Look at the strength of the Mastodon as he slams Double J.
I'll tell you what, Vader is in great shape.
He's never looked better with a big elbow to the lower midsection.
Vader, will have to be every bit of his best
this Sunday on pay-per-view against Kane.
What a splash, here's the cover, hooks the leg.
The referee now being distracted by Tennessee Lee.
[Ross] Tennessee Lee is earning his keep right here,
distracting the referee.
Maybe differ about Vader's condition.
He does not look to be in tiptop condition to me
and that could be a difference this Sunday
because Kane, at nearly seven feet tall and just over 300 pounds…
he is lean and mean and ready to go.
[Cole] Double J whipped across the ring. Now, Vader follows it up.
[Ross] Over the Edge is gonna be a very special event this Sunday in Milwaukee.
And Kane and Vader will find out who is the bull of the woods,
so to speak, between those two.
[Cole] Look at this now. Vader lifting up Double J
and slams him down.
[Ross] Vader, at 400 pounds,
he should be putting Double J away right here, taking his time.
You gotta wonder if Steve Blackman who will face Double J
this Sunday is watching this one.
[Cole] Vader's got Double J beaten but the referee again
distracted by Tennessee Lee.
I tell you what, that's gonna be a great battle this Sunday,
Double J against Steve Blackman. That man there, Tennessee Lee
-could get the edge to Double J. -[Ross] Vader has taken his eye
off the ball here and that could be a mistake.
Double J is back up.
And right into the knee of the Mastodon
and down goes Vader.
Vader was out-manipulated there, the distraction by Tennessee Lee
and Double J,
even though he's only 30, a 12-year veteran capitalizing on.
[Cole] Yeah. But that's an interesting point, JR.
Vader cannot let himself be taken out of his game on Sunday,
Over the Edge with Paul Bearer outside the ring when he takes on Kane.
[Ross] Well, no one in WWE has yet proved
that they can manhandle Kane including the awesome Undertaker.
Can you imagine how The Undertaker's life must be these days?
With all these things that Paul Bearer send the DNA test
that proved that Paul Bearer was indeed Kane's father.
[Cole] And Double J still working on that right leg of Vader.
[Ross] Not withstanding Paul Bearer's very distasteful remarks
about the Undertaker's momma.
Two, three…
[Cole] Double J… Uh-oh. Missed it.
[Ross] He wasted some time there showboating.
And Vader is back up to a vertical base.
And that's not where Double J wanted him.
[Cole] Double J knocked down by the big 400-pounder.
Oh, what a clothesline by Vader.
[Ross] I tell you what, I saw Double J in Toronto Saturday night,
he is gonna be developing a mean streak.
Here's Double J, maybe that's what he's been lacking,
maybe that's what Tennessee is--
Tennessee Lee is bringing out of Double J on the count here.
-The Mastodon from the second rope. -[Cole] Oh!
[Ross] There's a big splash. That'll be all.
If Vader goes to the cover here…
-Look out. -[Cole] Look out. Look out here.
[Ross] Here comes Kane, here comes Kane.
-Oh, he just almost beheaded Vader. -[bell rings]
Kane with an assault from behind…
-[bell rings] -…on Vader. And these two…
not waiting until Over the Edge this Sunday on pay-per-view.
Kane is assaulting the Mastodon.
[Cole] Kane, the seven-footer, 350-pounder
just hammering away now on Vader.
[Ross] Vader at 400 pounds.
Look at the slam, look at strength of Kane.
[bell rings]
Vader being taken right out of his game
and right out of the ring with that clothesline.
[Cole] It is gonna be a war, Sunday in Milwaukee between these two.
Vader with a score to settle.
Kane, though, getting the best of the Mastodon tonight.
[Ross] And hear those shots,
Vader sent for the ride
and Vader face first right into the steps.
The only person here
that can control this monster is Paul Bearer,
his own father, if you can believe that.
Oh, Vader is in a bad way again, thanks to Kane.
And it is going to be ugly.
It's all we need.
[Ross] It's gonna be real ugly this Sunday on pay-per-view.
["Burned" plays]
Over the Edge on pay-per-view
is where Vader will have an opportunity.
Now, help me out of the damn car.
Come on, help Mr. McMahon.
Are you gonna do it or what?
-Go on, Mr. McMahon. -Do it.
I'm gonna do it. Yeah.
I apologize to the former WWE champion.
Now, unhandcuff me.
No. That's not… I ain't gonna accept that. I ain't gonna accept that.
Take his ass to jail.
If he ain't gonna apologize to me, take his ass to jail.
No, no, no. No, no, no, what--
No, no, no, let me try it again.
-Let me try it again. -Be nice. Be really really nice.
Look at me.
I apologize.
[inaudible]
[Austin] I accept his apology. He's a good kid.
[crowd cheering]
-[officer 1] Mr. McMahon… -[officer 2] Will you get my…
[officer 1] You mind? I'm unhandcuffing him, sheriff.
Oh…
Please.
Okay.
[Ross] Oh, the boss is livid. He is livid.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've been joined by Jerry "The King" Lawler
here at ringside.
King, you've been in the locker room area. What do you make in this situation?
[Jerry Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something.
How embarrassing and humiliating was that
for a man of Mr. McMahon's stature
to be arrested by a couple of Barney White wannabes
and then handcuffed like a common criminal
and put in the back of that hot police car?
And then, to have the… that devil's brew poured over the head of a man
whose lips have never even touched liquor?
That was the last straw, JR.
I hope Mr. Vince McMahon comes out here, fires everybody.
[Ross] I'll tell you one thing. Sometimes you reap what you sow.
-[Lawler] What are you talking about? -[Ross] Well,
sometimes you have to solve problems that you create,
and I'm sure that Mr. McMahon, who may be on his way out here…
[Lawler] Oh, I can assure you, he'll come out here.
He is about to explode.
The only problem around World Wrestling Entertainment
is ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
And that the problem needs to be nipped in the bud,
and the only man who could do it is Mr. Vince McMahon.
[Ross] I'll tell you, I have seen Mr. McMahon in some stressful situations
but I have never, ever, ever seen him this angry.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. -[crowd booing]
[Ross] And he has been humiliated, the owner of this company.
His associates, Patterson and Brisco, have been humiliated. Look at them.
[Lawler] They tried to suffocate him in the back of that cop car.
That's police brutality.
Look at poor Mr. McMahon, he's beer-soaked.
[Ross] Well, I'll tell you what, you talk about adding fuel to the fire
to this Sunday's Over the Edge pay-per-view.
Austin and Dude Love, if that wasn't bad enough,
one-on-one for the WWE title,
remember, folks, at Over the Edge on pay-per-view,
that man, Vince McMahon, who owns this company,
will be inside the ring as a special referee.
[Lawler] Look at him. That's sad.
Brisco is gonna be the time keeper.
Pat Patterson is the ring announcer. Look at poor Mr. McMahon's hair.
He pays a lot of money for that hair to be fixed and look at it now.
Well, I…
I hope you've had some fun here tonight, Austin.
[crowd cheering]
I hope you're real proud of yourself
for what you've accomplished.
[crowd cheering]
How dare you have me arrested in public like a common criminal…
[crowd cheering]
…and pour beer down the back of my neck?
[crowd cheering]
And then, placed conditions upon my release?
A condition of apology, which I did not mean.
And yet, another condition,
that should someone volunteer
to stand guard while I officiate the match
at the pay-per-view this Sunday
to ensure that I call the match fair and square.
I accept that condition too, and I'll tell you why.
Because other than Godzilla recently being released,
there isn't one WWE superstar on the roster
that can intimidate me, not one.
There isn't one WWE superstar that will stop me
from what I am going to do this Sunday, not one.
So, Austin…
I hope you've had your fun because your fun is gonna come to an end,
not just this Sunday but right here tonight.
[Lawler] Huh?
Here we go, JR.
Because ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin,
I am ordering you to compete,
one-on-one, here tonight, in this very ring,
with The Undertaker.
-[Ross] You gotta be kidding me. -[Lawler laughs]
[Ross] Austin and The Undertaker tonight?
[crowd cheering]
[Lawler laughs] Who's the smartest man in the world
and why he is Mr. McMahon!
[laughs exultantly]
Look at that.
You're the greatest.
[Ross mockingly] "You're the greatest?"
[Lawler laughs exultantly]
[bell rings]
[Triple H] Attention!
[both yelp]
-[laughs] -Oh, geez.
Easy there.
[indistinct chatter]
[yelps]
God!
Funny "ha-ha"?
Operation DX continues.
This is our greatest mission to date.
I had some kind of long-winded speech from Winston Churchill,
"We shall fight with great confidence and great strength in the air,
we shall defend our honor whatever the cost may be."
Anyways, we got to condense this. They got hot angles on Raw.
They got a show tonight.
The whole point of this is,
this mission is too dangerous for all of you.
-Only one man can do this mission. -Who's that?
We do have a war veteran in the group.
I hate to tell you there, Pontius Pilate, but it isn't you.
I can't believe I'm not getting to fly.
-Hey, those are high-dollar goggles. -[all chattering]
Well, I'm not gonna need them now.
I don't get to fly.
Crying's not gonna get you anywhere, soldier.
The mission starts here at this god-forsaken airport.
Who is flying?
It's gonna be me.
When did you learn how to fly?
-Oh, at pilot school, man. -Oh, you did?
This is a very dangerous mission.
I don't know if I'll ever see you all again,
-but I'm going anyway. -Okay.
-Hey. -All right.
Nice working with you.
-Hey… -If I don't come back…
Brother's don't shake.
-Brothers gotta hug. -We gotta hug!
[mimicking sobs]
[Triple H] I'm out of here.
Hey. Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
-Huh? -It's the wrong plane.
Oh, cripes! Which plane is it?
-[indistinct chatter] -Over there?
[indistinct chatter continues]
[Triple H] Hey, pull up.
-[crowd chanting] USA! -Well, folks,
we expect to hear more and see more of DX
and they are at it again.
And speaking of DX,
we know that Triple H is gonna take on The Rock
and that's not too long off right here tonight, King.
I can't wait to see that match. Now, you know,
I got to a lot of respect for both of these individuals.
Hunter Hearst-Helmsley and DX, I love them.
But The Rock, I am telling you,
he is something special.
And what about, ladies and gentlemen,
you heard Mr. McMahon's mandate.
The Undertaker will wrestle ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin
and that's gonna happen right here tonight come hell or high water.
[Lawler] Somehow, Mr. McMahon always has the last laugh, doesn't he?
Mr. McMahon will get--
Well, there's Al Snow and his…
Hold it now! Hold it now!
-[Al Snow] Where is Vince? -Wait a minute, Al. Wait.
-Hold it. -[Al Snow] Tell me where he is!
-Hey, ease up, Al. Listen… -You promised.
Let me explain something to you.
-Where is he? -You sat right next to him last week.
-[Al Snow] Tell me where is he! -Hey! Hey! Get him off of me!
You saw him last week.
I got you to meet him last week!
[Al Snow] I wanna see him now! Now!
-Now! Now! -Hey, listen. Calm down.
-Al… -[Ross] And here comes somebody…
Yeah. Hey, come on.
There you go. Look…
do you not realize you had your meeting with him last week?
The guy sits right next to him and doesn't even know it.
It's not my fault he's that stupid!
Comes over here again, I'll drop him like a bad habit.
["Yamato Suite No. 4" plays]
[Lawler] Why didn't you help me there, JR?
[Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall
with a 20-minute time limit.
[Lawler] Does Al Snow not realize he sat right next to McMahon
all last week.
He should've had his meeting right then.
[Ross] Well, the Head sat next to him too, you know.
[Lawler] That proves two heads aren't better than one.
-[Chimel] …Taka Michinoku! -[Lawler] Idiot.
Here's another one.
[Ross] Dick Togo to take on Taka Michinoku in this special one-on-one contest.
-And Togo… -[bell rings]
[Ross] …getting early advantage here offensively…
[Lawler] Yeah!
[Ross] …on the Light Heavyweight champion, Taka Michinoku.
I'll tell you what, this is gonna be a very high-flying,
offensive-minded match-up.
I find it interesting that in the biography of Togo…
Oh, my! Spinning heel kick!
…he idolized, growing up, the Dynamite Kid here in WWE.
And now watch Taka Michinoku,
the springboard crossbody!
Taka showing no fear right in the face of Dick Togo.
[Lawler] This is offensive, all right. It's offensive to me
to realize that Taka Michi-no-clue is the Light Heavyweight champion here.
-Look out! -[Ross] Our Castrol GTX double feature.
Taka Michinoku, the dropkick right to the back of the head.
Taka has been the befriended by the Big Texan Bradshaw,
and you got to wonder what kind of habits Bradshaw is gonna teach Taka.
You talk about Americanizing the young man.
He'll be drinking those cold brews
and eat some barbecue before you know it but…
what's wrong with that, I guess.
[Lawler] What's wrong with that? Ask McMahon or Mr. McMahon.
-He just had that stuff… -[Ross] Oh! Missile dropkick,
turning Togo inside out,
and Taka now looking for the Michinoku Driver.
There is Yamaguchi-San, the leader of Kaientai.
And it's going to be electrifying,
nothing like seeing WWE live.
-[Lawler exclaims] -[Ross] And Togo
countered with a dropkick, and he buried both feet
right in the abdomen of the Light Heavyweight champion.
[Lawler] Right. Just when Taka Michinoku thought he has things going his way,
he got the tables turned on him just like Steve Austin, I might add.
He was out here like a big shot…
Whoa!
[Ross] A cannonball right off the ring apron by Togo.
WWE is gonna be in Detroit this Saturday night,
Milwaukee, this Sunday
for Over the Edge on pay-per-view.
And here's another look.
-Oh, what a counter! -[Lawler] Beautiful.
Oh!
That was mighty nice too.
[Ross] Next Monday night, we're gonna be in the Rosemont Horizon,
in Chicago.
And then, next Tuesday, the giant TitanTron
will be in Rockford, Illinois.
And look at the great agility of Taka Michinoku.
[Lawler] Watch it.
-[exclaiming] -[Ross] Waistlock by Taka.
Oh, and a low blow.
Referee distracted by Yamaguchi-San.
And what a overhead martial arts kick by Togo.
[Lawler] Count him out. This is it.
[Ross] Referee down, one, two…
and-a-long-long-half.
Taka Michinoku, really being challenged here
by a man that many consider the in-ring leader of Kaientai,
the master of the senton bomb.
-And there's… -[Lawler] What?
What was that again?
[Ross] …manager, entrepreneur of Kaientai, Yamaguchi-San.
Very well-known in Japan…
and what a snapslam!
One, two…
and a near-fall.
Two! Two!
[Ross] I'll tell you what, folks still to come,
The Nation's Rock takes on DX's Triple H.
[Lawler] Yeah. But let me tell you about the big one.
The Undertaker is gonna be right out here
taking on ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin,
thanks to Vince McMahon.
Mr. McMahon said so. That's right.
-And that's the bottom line. -[Ross] There's a cover, one, two…
and bottom line here is that again, a near-fall situation created
by the high-risk offense of Togo.
Mr. McMahon has… he's penalized Austin.
He's got… the only way you can look at it.
Austin, with no time to prepare for a phenom like The Undertaker.
-[Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. -[speaking Japanese]
-[Lawler] What is he saying, JR? -I have not a clue.
[Lawler] I asked you what he's saying. I didn't tell you to give me about your…
Whoa! Look at this.
[Ross] Taka showing his quickness, moving out of the way,
avoiding contact… open-hand slap,
and it could be…
front facelock, and… Oh!
Taka going for that Tornado DDT but…
-[Lawler] Beautiful. -…it was countered by Togo.
"Stone Cold" and The Undertaker, are you kidding me?
Right here tonight thanks to Mr. McMahon…
and what a move.
Taka makes the adjustment, holds the feet…
-[Lawler] No, no. -…and Taka Michinoku wins this match-up.
[Chimel] Here is your winner,
Taka Michinoku.
["Yamato Suite No. 4" plays]
[Ross] Taka Michinoku
with a very impressive, hard-fought victory
over Dick Togo of Kaientai.
-[Lawler] And look at this WWE… -Uh-oh.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[screams]
-[Ross] Oh, Yamaguchi-San has… -Get away.
-[Ross] …ventured into no-man's land. -[bell rings]
-[Ross] Wait… from behind! -[chuckling] Yes!
-[Ross] From behind, that's Sho Funaki… -[bell rings]
[Ross] …and Mens Teioh, the other two members of Kaientai.
-[Lawler] Whoa! Look at this. -The Fisherman buster by Funaki.
Funaki and Taka got it on on Shotgun Saturday night last weekend.
-[Lawler] Beautiful. -What a powerbomb.
-[Lawler] Finish him off. -And there's a senton bomb by Togo.
Bradshaw is not here this week and, man, what a…
Bradshaw is not here in this arena, we were just informed,
'cause you know that he was here, he'd be right out here amongst them.
[Lawler] I don't know if he'd want any of this.
Hey. If you see Al Snow and the Head over there,
punch their lights out, too.
[indistinct shouting]
[Ross] Well, Taka really… he has been laid out here,
has the Light Heavyweight champion.
There goes Kaientai.
[Lawler] Let me tell you something about Mr. Vince McMahon.
You got to give him credit. Uh-oh.
[Ross] Well, with that man's mood these days,
the 82nd Airborne couldn't put him away.
But, tonight, it's Taker and Austin.
[narrator] And now, the Castrol GTX Slam of the week.
Brought to you by the motor oil that provides maximum protection,
Castrol GTX, drive hard.
[Cole] Now, Val Venis climbs the ropes,
Scorpio in a bit of trouble.
Val from the top rope, he comes with the Money Shot
and he caught it. Hooked the leg…
It's over.
[Ross] And the Money Shot got it done for a debuting Val Venis.
[narrator] That was the Castrol GTX Slam of the week,
brought to you by the motor oil that provides maximum protection,
Castrol GTX, drive hard.
[bell rings]
Hey, you know what? He said it's only gonna be an hour.
-It's already an hour and half. -[all chattering]
-[X-Pac] There's no need to panic, though. -[engine roaring]
[Road Dogg] I don't think… He's going up.
[Billy Gunn] Should we go look for him?
-Let's go look for him. -I'll look for--
If he doesn't show up, I'll just take care everything from here.
How are we gonna go look for him? Can you fly?
-I can't. -I can't fly.
Can you… Oh, geez.
I can't see him from my elevation.
-But I mean… -[Road Dogg] There he… That's a bird.
Well, if he doesn't come back, I'll handle things.
[Billy Gunn] What are you gonna handle? I don't…
-[Road Dogg] Things! -Okay, thanks.
We gotta do something.
How can we look for him? He's up there and we're down here.
Well, we got to charter one of this damn planes,
Rock-a-billy.
-Okay… -Rock-a-billy?
-[laughs] -Whoa!
[laughing] Whoa.
-Easy. -Okay.
-[laughing] -Easy.
[Lawler] You gotta love those guys.
DX at their best.
-But where's Triple H? -[crowd cheering]
[Lawler] Uh-oh.
[Chimel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall
with a 20-minute time limit.
Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Sable,
from Buffalo, New York,
weighing in at 245 pounds,
-"Marvelous" Marc Mero. -[Ross] A personal services contract
Sable has with "Marvelous" Marc Mero that he has bound her to.
But last week, quite the match-up
between the marvelous one and Terry Funk, King.
[Lawler] Yeah. And look at Sable, that hussy.
She certainly didn't stand by her man.
Instead, she distracted here, and let Terry Funk,
whose arteries are harder than his muscles,
get a win over "Marvelous" Marc Mero.
I can't believe it.
Look at this.
And look…
Look at the look on her face, so smug.
-If I was Mero, I'd let her go. -[Ross] Easy.
[Lawler] Get rid of her.
[Ross] Mero, certainly, holding that contract over Sable's head
because you got believe if that did not exist,
she'd be out of here as far as Mero is concerned.
[Lawler] She may be out of here after Sunday.
Look at this! Watch it!
-Hey. -[Ross] Well, he asked her to disrobe him.
-[inaudible conversation] -[Lawler] That's not the way you do it.
[crowd shouting]
[Ross] Well, this is… You feel the tension between these two.
[Lawler] If you're talking tension, I guess so.
Marc Mero knows what it feels like to be Sable bombed.
[Ross] We wanna say hello to all of our fans
watching us live on our broadcast partner in Canada on the great TSN
-as Faarooq makes his way to the ring. -[Chimel] …Faarooq.
[Ross] We wanna encourage everyone to join us at WWE backstage.
Go to the WWE website for all the information
on how you can be a part of Over the Edge
on the internet this Sunday from Milwaukee.
["Respect" plays]
[Lawler] Well, watch this now.
[Ross] Oh, look at Mero using Sable as a shield.
-[Lawler] Well… -And Faarooq, he…
Oh, he took his eye off the ball, there.
So, Faarooq, who has challenged The Rock for the Intercontinental title
this Sunday on pay-per-view at Over the Edge,
is, uh, slow getting out of blocks here
with the very talented "Marvelous" Marc Mero
on a night where Triple H will meet The Rock,
on a night, here tonight,
where Austin will go one-on-one with The Undertaker
thanks to an order, and edict
by the owner of this company, Vince McMahon.
[Lawler] You know why, don't you, JR?
It's because Vince McMahon is always concerned with the fans.
He loves the fans.
He knows that the fans are what makes WWE what it is.
-So, he always… -[Ross] Oh! Powerslam.
[Lawler] Mr. McMahon always has the fans' best interest at heart.
[Ross] I'm sure some folks are thinking you sound like a suck-up these days.
Of course, I wouldn't use that kind of language.
And… Oh, Mero just got introduced to the steel ring steps.
He's being manhandled here by that big stallion,
who is a three-time All-American at Florida state.
[Lawler] Did you say "suck?" I hope you don't eat with that mouth,
talking like that.
[Ross] Oh, look at…
Look at the brave, "Marvelous" Marc Mero.
-[Lawler] What the hell? -A cheap shot!
The former New York state golden gloves boxing champion
got that right hand in very effectively on Faarooq.
[Lawler] Well, listen. Sable is supposed to be tough,
with all that martial arts.
I hear she's got a black garter belt in karate.
[Ross] Will you stop that?
[Lawler] I just can't wait to see ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin,
the look on his face.
He's gonna need a few Steveweiser to get the courage
to face The Undertaker. [laughs exultantly]
[Ross] Mero, again with a knockdown on Faarooq.
And Mero, again, berating,
verbally assaulting that young lady.
Boy, he has really, uh…
he's really been a disgusting human being as far as she's concerned.
And a running knee lift by "Marvelous" Marc Mero on Faarooq.
[crowd booing]
Talk about nothing like seeing WWE live.
Just wanna remind everybody,
World Wrestling Entertainment will soon be in Hartford, Connecticut.
That's on Thursday, June the 4th.
And then the big one on Friday night, June the 5th,
in Madison Square Garden, New York city.
-And a DDT by "Marvelous" Marc Mero. -[indistinct shouting]
-[Ross] And Sable is… -Get in there and put her in her place.
[Ross] She does not like Mero's attitude nor his tactics.
[inaudible arguing]
[Lawler] Get over the corner where you belong.
-[Lawler exclaims] Look at this. -What a clothesline!
That should be…
-Yes, it is. -[Lawler] No!
-[bell rings] -[Ross] Faarooq just ran through Mero.
-[Chimel] Here's your winner… -[Ross] Sable up on the apron.
[Chimel] …Faarooq.
[Ross] …distracted the Marvelous one
and Faarooq, who may be the next Intercontinental Champion
after Over the Edge on pay-per-view this Sunday…
I think Sable's kind of proud of the results here, King.
[Lawler] I cannot believe what I am seeing.
[Ross] Neither can I. Man!
[Lawler] Don't you know where your bread is buttered, baby?
She's not an asset, she's a liability.
[Ross] Well, Mero, apparently, has something to say here.
-[Lawler] Fire her. -This should be most edifying.
[crowd chanting] Sable! Sable!
Shut up!
You wanna play games?
You wanna play games with me?
I got a little game for you…
[mockingly] Sable.
This Sunday at Over the Edge,
how about this game?
You go out and find any WWE superstar
that can beat me without your help,
and I'll tear up this contract
and you're free to do whatever you please.
[Lawler] Sable, here I am. Right away here, babe.
-[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Hey. Right here, Sable.
However…
However… and this is a big however,
'cause this will happen.
When I win,
you have to leave
World Wrestling Entertainment forever.
-[Ross] Whoa. -You better choose me, Sable.
[crowd booing]
We got a deal this Sunday?
I will see you this Sunday, Marc.
["Wild Cat" playing]
[Ross] Well, we got, apparently, a new match to Over the Edge
pay-per-view this Sunday.
[McMahon] For almost 20 years, Pat Patterson has been model WWE citizen.
However, Pat wasn't always on top.
In fact, he left home in Montreal at age 17
with stars in his eyes.
Although, Pat achieved success early on with tag team partner, Ray Stevens,
his life forever changed
when he finally made it to WWE in 1979.
Yes, the Blonde Bomber quickly ascended to the top
by becoming WWE's first Intercontinental Champion.
And after retiring in 1984,
Pat Patterson achieved equal greatness in the broadcast booth.
I'm sure that most of you saw what he did with a few apples.
And I brought the apples myself
and they were fresh, they were really big and strong,
and hard,
and he just squashed those apples like nothing.
[McMahon] Now, a loyal, trusted official here in WWE,
Pat's career pinnacled with his induction
to the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame.
This respected and honorable man, will no doubt,
be privileged to ring announce the championship match
at Over the Edge.
[Ross] Earlier today, DX's secret mission unfolded.
[man] This is traffic control. Triple H, what's your position?
[Triple H] This is Triple H.
Right now, I'm hunched over.
I'm in the cockpit
and I got my hand on my joystick.
I'm flying over WCW's event,
and I'm sending a message to the WCW officials.
And here's another one for you.
[chuckles] And get a load of this one.
Where's the after afterburner on this stupid thing?
Oh, God. I'm getting dizzy!
Where's the barf bag?
That's better.
Now, a 500 megaton flip-it bomb.
Suck it!
[explosion]
[Triple H] Ladies and gentlemen, the bomb has just landed
on WCW officials
and they are now covered in [bleep]
or are they just full of it.
Mission accomplished.
You smell what The Rock is cooking?
[rock music plays]
[Chimel] The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall
with a 20-minute time limit.
Making his way to the ring being accompanied by a Nation member
and the world's strongest man, Mark Henry,
from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds,
he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion,
The Rock, Rocky Maivia.
[crowd booing]
Now, before The Rock lays the smackdown,
the entire world want to know exactly how The Rock feels
about the new one wonder drug,
Viagra.
Well, The Rock feels like this.
Seeing as he has absolutely no need for Viagra,
he simply can't comment on it.
[Lawler] Hey, JR, can you OD on Viagra?
[Ross] How would I know?
The one thing The Rock can comment on and will.
Faarooq, you've been a thorn in The Rock side for some time
but The Rock guaran-damn-tees you
and the millions and millions of The Rock's fans
is that he'll enter that pay-per-view, the Intercontinental champ
and he'll leave, the Intercontinental champ,
and he'll prove to you exactly why
The Rock is the best damn Intercontinental Champion there ever was.
[crowd booing]
Now, The Rock saves the last
for the absolute worst and that's old Triple H.
[crowd cheering]
You know, Triple H, week in and week out,
you and D-generation X come out here and you grab the microphone
and you say a whole bunch of funny things
and your main intention is just to entertain
all of these pieces of trailer park trash.
[crowd booing]
-[inaudible] -And it also seems, Triple H,
that you and D-generation X
have a little fetish with your anatomy
if you smell The Rock is cooking.
[crowd chanting] Rocky sucks!
I'll tell you what, old Triple H,
The Rock is standing right, dead smack in the middle of the ring.
He's got something nice, hard and waiting for you
and it's called The Rock Bottom.
So, Triple H, go ahead and bring it.
[Ross] That match-up is next. Don't go away.
Are you ready?
["Break It Down" playing]
[crowd cheering]
♪ You think you can tell us What to wear? ♪
♪ You think that you're better? ♪
♪ Well, you better get ready ♪
♪ Bow to the masters ♪
♪ Break it down! ♪
[Chimel] And his opponent,
being accompanied to the ring by DX member
and the ninth wonder of the world, Chyna,
from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 244 pounds,
he's the World Wrestling Entertainment European champion,
Triple H, Hunter Hearst-Helmsley.
[Lawler] I think you have to introduce him as Top Gun Triple H.
Did you see him flying that jet, JR?
I bet he had a pretty flight attendant up there with him saying,
"Coffee, tea or me, Triple H?" [laughs]
[Ross] I think they can invest their time a little bit better.
But you got to wonder what's next for DX.
Could be an assault on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
for all we know.
[Lawler] What about that bomb he dropped on the WCW officials?
They're covered with it right now.
[Ross] Well, ladies and gentlemen, let us remind you
that Castrol GTX proudly presents WWE Over the Edge: In Your House.
It's this Sunday live, exclusively on pay-per-view,
Castrol GTX, drive hard.
Champion versus Champion here on the War Zone.
The Intercontinental champ, The Rock, against Triple H, the European champion,
in a very special challenge match.
[inaudible conversation]
[Lawler] Look at the look on Chyna's face.
[Ross] Folks, you got to wonder what's going on
back at the locker room area right now.
The Undertaker preparing for a one-on-one match-up
with ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
-Call it Mr. McMahon's punishment. -[crowd chanting] Rocky sucks!
[Ross] Call it whatever you want.
[Lawler] Come on. McMahon did this for the fans.
-[bell rings] -The fans are gonna love this,
but not quite as much as Mr. McMahon's gonna love it,
and not even as much as he's gonna love this Sunday
on pay-per-view.
[laughs] That's gonna be great at Over the Edge.
[Ross] Mr. McMahon will be in… in squared circle
with "Stone Cold" and Dude Love as the special official,
the referee if you will,
the man in the striped shirt.
[Lawler] Don't forget that Gerald Brisco is gonna be timekeeper
and Pat Patterson is gonna be the announcer.
He'll get to announce the new WWE champion.
[Ross] Talk about Over the Edge there,
I got to… I don't have a very peaceful easy feeling
about "Stone Cold"'s chances in Milwaukee
this Sunday on pay-per-view at Over the Edge.
-The side headlock applied by The Rock. -[Lawler] Right.
He's already gone Over the Edge tonight…
-[Ross] Boom. -…having Mr. Vince McMahon arrested
but how smart is Vince McMahon?
Did you see what he did?
He apologized, and a phony apology I might add,
just to be able to get out of that cop car
because he knew he'd never find his lawyer, Gerry McDavid,
on Memorial day.
So, he got himself out.
He got himself sprung
and now, he's gonna have the last laugh… [laughs exultantly]
on ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
[Ross] Collar-and-elbow tie up
by two of the youngest, most outstanding athletes
in this game.
And, of course, they're here in WWE.
Side headlock,
a go-behind into the hammerlock by The Rock.
The third-generation superstar,
the first ever third-generation superstar in WWE
just got knocked down by the reverse elbow
by the European champion.
[crowd cheering]
-[Ross] You got to believe-- -Look out.
[Ross] Look… missed clothesline and a right hand by Helmsley.
Helmsley and The Rock exchanging right hands.
You got to believe that in Milwaukee on pay-per-view this Sunday…
-[Lawler exclaiming] -…that at least my assumption is,
is that DX would be the overwhelming fan favorites,
not only in that Six-man tag match,
the Nation versus DX.
-[Lawler] Look out. -Over the top.
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Helmsley sidestepped The Rock
and the ninth wonder of the world, the awesome Chyna…
Plus a forearm shot!
What a… what a shot there by Chyna.
And here comes the former Olympian, Mark Henry.
[Lawler] Uh-oh! Look at this.
[Ross] Henry and Chyna going nose to nose…
-[indistinct arguing] -[Ross] …and Chyna showing no fear.
-[Lawler] My goodness. -Helmsley seizes the advantage here.
-[Lawler] Look out. -Look out here.
Let's go. Chyna get back. Come on.
[Lawler] It's no secret, JR, that the Nation…
and DX have had their problems.
But I think… whoa! Look at this.
I think the Nation feels like adding Owen Hart
is sort of like the Mets adding Mike Piazza.
They think that what's gonna give them edge over DX.
[Ross] The Rock, after taking that punishment,
regroups and catches Helmsley coming in.
Hard kicks with the flat of foot right to the head,
now the ribs.
The Rock now… at 6'5'', 275,
both these men have been the Intercontinental Champion.
The Rock is at this point in time.
-And look at those well-placed shots… -[Lawler] Watch it.
[Ross] …right to the sternum and the lower abdomen.
And The Rock now has… is overwhelming, physically, Triple H.
You got to wonder if Austin and The Undertaker,
who will meet here tonight,
what they both think of this situation.
-You got know… Oh, look at that. -[Lawler] Oh, yeah.
[Ross] Mark Henry he's taking an unfair advantage here on Triple H.
[indistinct arguing]
[Ross] Chyna not doing her comrade any favors there.
-And look out here. -[Lawler] Look at this!
[Ross] And… boom,
right in the face with that Intercontinental title belt.
Triple H is knocked down.
-This should it here. -[Lawler] Do something, Chyna.
[Ross] The Rock with a lateral press.
One, two…
and Chyna pulls him outside.
Triple H gets to reprieve but for how long?
We'll be right back.
[Ross] We are back on the War Zone. It's Champion versus Champion.
The Rock against Triple H here.
Folks, we just have fulfilled all of our commercial commitments here.
We'll be with you now until the duration is over.
And The Rock measuring Triple H,
and the Intercontinental Champion just drove the elbow
right into the heart of the European champion.
There's a cover. Will this be enough? One, two…
-No! -[Lawler] No.
[Ross] Man, you talk about a close one.
[Lawler] So no more commercials.
After this match,
Austin has got to get it on with The Undertaker.
[laughs exultantly]
No way out, Austin.
[Ross] Triple H, back up,
catches The Rock walking in with a right hand.
Wow, what a competitive match-up we have seen here
between these two athletes.
-And The Rock… Oh, man. -[Lawler] Ooh!
[Ross] What a counter move by Triple H.
And now, Helmsley, drops The Rock with a clothesline.
[Lawler laughs]
Uh-oh, watch it. Don't make that guy mad.
[Ross] Hey, wait a minute.
-[Lawler] Look at Chyna. -Chyna has got a title belt
and boom, right in the head.
[Lawler] It's the European championship belt.
[Ross] Chyna just nailed The Rock right in the face
and just dimmed his running lights.
Helmsley with a cover. Will that be all?
-[Lawler] Look out! -No.
[Ross] What? Oh, The Rock barely got a right shoulder up.
This has been a tremendous match-up.
Champion versus Champion.
A snap suplex by Helmsley, and The Rock is in trouble.
[Lawler] I'm surprised you haven't called it a slobberknocker.
[Ross] European champion measures and drops the knee
right across the forehead.
This should be all!
And The Rock, again.
Maybe not enough body-to-body there by Helmsley.
[indistinct shouting]
[Ross] European champion, Helmsley,
Intercontinental Champion, The Rock.
They're one-on-one… and there's a knife-edged chop.
[Lawler] Woo!
[grunts]
[indistinct chatter]
-[crowd exclaims] -[Lawler] Wow.
Get him out of the corner. Come on!
[Ross] Helmsley… you can hear the impact for those…
of those chops.
-[indistinct shouting] -[Ross] And The Rock now
-just being stomped. -[Lawler] Yeah.
[Ross] I mean, being stomped by Helmsley,
-and the world's strongest man… -[Lawler] He'll stomp your lungs out.
[Ross] Mark Henry trying to encourage the co-leader of the Nation,
The Rock.
[Lawler] And, JR, as physical as this match-up is…
[Ross] Uh-oh. Swinging neckbreaker.
[Lawler] …imagine in just a couple of minutes
what it's gonna be like
when The Undertaker goes against ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
What a match!
[Ross] There's a cover, and another near-fall.
-[Lawler] Thank you, Mr. McMahon. -One, two…
[mockingly] "Thank you, Mr. McMahon."
[Lawler] You can be replaced, you know?
-[Ross] I have been. -I saw you with crackhead Bob earlier.
What was that?
Who you gonna have out next, Charlie Sheen?
[Ross] Right hand by The Rock
and a reversal by Helmsley.
The Rock downstairs… oh, Helmsley downstairs,
going for the Pedigree here.
And The Rock elevates the European champion up and over.
Boy, I tell you what, the emotion leading in…
-Oh, look at Mark Henry. -[Lawler] Oh, man.
[Ross] Mark Henry now assaulting Helmsley,
Chyna has got a steel chair.
[Lawler] What… What are you doing Chyna?
-[exclaiming] Whoo! -Chyna taking the long way around.
-[Lawler] I can't believe it! -[thumps]
[Ross] Oh, you could hear that.
You talk about Piazza-like.
-[Lawler] Look at this. -She swings a mean chair
that caught Mark Henry right in the spine.
[Lawler] Uh-oh. Look.
[indistinct shouting]
[Lawler] The world's strongest man may be going after
the world's strongest woman.
[Ross] Chyna taunting Mark Henry.
-[Lawler] Look out! -And… Oh! That ring post is…
[Lawler] Stronger than the world's strongest man?
No kidding. But The Rock is right back out here.
It's anybody's match-up here.
[exclaims]
Referee is counting. These guys better get back in the ring.
[Lawler] Watch it.
[Ross] Oh, the reversal!
-[bell rings] -[Ross] Oh! The Rock, kidneys first
right into the steps, and there's a bell, I…
I think these guys have been counted out.
[Chimel] Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has counted out
both participants.
The official decision, a double count-out.
[Ross] Well, things will be settled between the Nation and DX
this Sunday on pay-per-view at Over the Edge.
[Lawler] No commercial here, right? Stay with us. [laughs]
[Ross] Oh, we've had all the commercials we're gonna take.
And Helmsley would like to have a little bit more of The Rock.
[indistinct shouting]
[Ross] Well, I'll tell you one thing, The Rock will have his share of problems
this Sunday on pay-per-view.
-Whoa! -[Lawler] Hey, Rock.
-[Ross] And there comes the problem. -[Lawler] Look out behind you, Rock!
[Ross] It's Faarooq.
The creator of the Nation, Faarooq, now…
He's getting… he's getting some of The Rock and…
-[Lawler] No way! -No! Look out!
My God! A piledriver right on the…
right on the steel!
Helmsley likes what he sees.
I have never seen a human being's head
bounced off the steel like this.
The Intercontinental Champion
may be two or three inches shorter
after being drilled with a piledriver by Faarooq.
[Lawler] What was Faarooq thinking?
["Break It Down" playing]
[Lawler] What a back attack!
[Ross] Let's take another look, folks.
Chyna, first of all, made her presence felt, King,
not once but twice.
[Lawler] Look at that big steel chair
right to the back of Mark Henry,
and then Faarooq…
[Ross] Look at the impact.
[Lawler] …piledrives The Rock right on the steel.
[Ross] Well, here we go.
"Stone Cold" and The Undertaker,
what must that man be thinking right now?
[Lawler] He don't look too pleasant, does he?
[Chimel] …the special guest referee for this next contest…
-[Ross] What? -[Chimel] …Mr. McMahon.
[Ross] Oh, you got to be kidding me.
-[Lawler] What? -You got to be kidding me.
[Lawler] Oh, look at this… [laughs heartily]
JR.
-[Ross] Well, this is not fair at all. -[Lawler laughing] Oh, no.
Who said life is fair? This is great.
[crowd booing]
[Lawler laughing]
[Ross] Well, after being doused with beer, arrested, humiliated and embarrassed,
Mr. McMahon has a big smile on his face.
[Lawler] Look…whoa! Look at those.
Whoo! Measure those, JR. Get up there and measure them.
[Ross] I'll get it right after that.
Well, I can't believe this.
-Mr… Hello! -[Lawler] Hey, Vince!
-[Ross mockingly] "Hey, Vince." -Mr. McMahon.
[Ross] "How about a raise, Vince? I'm the king."
[Lawler] Shut up.
["Rest In Peace" playing]
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Well, we expected to see Mr. McMahon in the ring
this Sunday on pay-per-view in Milwaukee
as the referee for the Austin-Dude Love WWE title match-up.
So, we're gonna get a preview. Aren't we lucky?
[Lawler] After what happened to Mr. McMahon tonight,
he just couldn't wait.
[Chimel] …The Undertaker!
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] A tremendous ovation for the man from the dark side,
the tormented soul
who has had to endure the ridicule from Paul Bearer,
the assaults from Kane.
His life has got to be a walking living hell right now
and none of us, including The Undertaker,
knew until Mr. McMahon made the announcement
that tonight, it would be Austin and the Undertaker in this ring
one-on-one.
[Lawler] Well, if anybody's life deserves to be a living hell,
it's The Undertaker's, believe me.
But I know what kind of foul mood he has after what he did to me,
and it wasn't even my fault, you know that.
That was Paul Bearer the one that said
that The Undertaker's mother was a two-bit…
Well, you heard what Paul Bearer said.
[Ross] You got… you got to wonder looking ahead at Milwaukee this Sunday,
the mood that Austin's gonna be in,
not only when he gets to Milwaukee
but he may be in a real foul mood when he leaves
because he could be leaving, could Austin, without the WWE title.
[Lawler] Look at that.
Look at The Undertaker.
Well, the only thing that would make this greater
is if Gerald Brisco was out here,
and Pat Patterson was here to do the ring announcement
and Brisco to ring the bell.
[Ross] Well, they'll all be a part of…
Over the Edge on pay-per-view this Sunday.
-Mr. McMahon is… -[Lawler] Hey!
[Ross] …he is very pleased with himself, isn't he, King?
[Lawler] I don't know.
Get that smoke out there, Vince.
Secondhand smoke is not good for you.
[Ross] I guess it proves you don't cross the boss.
[Lawler] He is the boss. When are you gonna understand?
Maybe we need to put it in Oklahoma terms.
He's the tall hog at the trough, if you know what I'm talking about, JR.
You better wise up.
Look at those muscles.
He got muscles in places
most people don't even have places.
-[Ross] He's got big old pythons, huh? -Yeah!
[Ross] Let's talk about his arms, with that chest all pumped out there,
that little bitty waist.
The Undertaker is, no doubt,
had to prepare, of a short notice, for a real war
with ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
[Lawler laughs loftily] Oh, yeah.
Mr. McMahon may have to have his smile surgically removed
after this match.
[inaudible]
[Lawler] Yes. You're great.
[Ross] The Undertaker…
well, he looks to be all business here as he…
at seven-feet tall, looking down at Mr. McMahon.
[Lawler] And he's not in a good mood, so, don't think he's your pal.
-Just stay away from him. -[Ross] How could he be in a good mood?
[Lawler] Let him do whatever he's gonna do to ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin.
[crowd cheering]
-[Lawler] Get out of his face, Undertaker. -Wait a minute.
[Lawler] This is for the fans.
Hey, what… what's he doing, JR?
[Ross] Oh!
-[Lawler] No, wait! -The Undertaker,
that giant hand right around his neck of…
-[Lawler] No! -Oh, no! Chokeslam!
Chokeslam!
McMahon got chokeslammed by The Undertaker!
He was taken up, and he was driven down
into the depths of hell
by the man from the dark side!
[Lawler] Come on, JR! Let's go help him!
-[exclaiming] -[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Why has The Undertaker assaulted Vince McMahon?
[Lawler] He's crazy! No, no, no!
JR, you got to do something!
[Ross] He's gonna tombstone Vince McMahon.
-[Lawler] No! -McMahon's gonna be drilled.
-Wait a minute! -[Lawler] Look at this!
[Ross] Here comes Kane!
-[Lawler] Yes! Get down here! -The Undertaker sees Kane.
And Kane and The Undertaker…
Oh, my! All hell is breaking loose here.
[crowd whooping]
[Lawler] Get him! Finish him off, Kane!
[Ross] Kane now…
Oh, it's reversed!
Big boot to the face…
and over the top goes Kane
-landing on his feet! -[Lawler] Look at this!
[Ross] Kane now pulling his brother outside!
It's a pier-six brawl
between these two seven-foot brothers.
-[Lawler] Oh! -[crowd cheering]
[Ross] All of Kane's face ravaged!
And Kane knocked over the rail!
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] There goes The Undertaker!
[crowd cheering]
[Lawler] This looks like…
This looks like a pay-per-view match right here!
The Undertaker and Kane.
[Ross] The Undertaker and Kane fighting right through these WWE fans!
Mr. McMahon is hurt!
There's Patterson and Brisco.
[Lawler] Thank goodness!
[Ross] My God! What's gonna happen now?
[Lawler] Get him out of there, guys.
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Oh, my! Oh, my!
Business is gonna pick up here!
Here comes the rattlesnake!
[Lawler] Run! Run, everybody!
[Ross] ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin…
the WWE champion…
-and… -[Lawler] Oh, no!
-[Ross] A stunner on Brisco! -Get away, Pat!
-No! -[Ross] A stunner on Patterson!
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Austin is gonna whip the hell out of Vince McMahon right here!
[Lawler] No! I got to help him!
Release him!
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] McMahon all tied up and nowhere to go!
McMahon is helpless!
Austin has got… Oh, boy!
Oh, yeah! That tells the story right there!
[Lawler] Get in there, JR, and save your job!
[Ross] Austin is gonna take McMahon's head off!
[Lawler] No!
-[inaudible] -[Lawler] He can't do that!
[Ross] There's Dude Love!
There's Dude Love!
[Lawler] Get in here! Save him!
[Ross] Oh, God!
The chair shot right to Dude's face!
[crowd cheering]
[Ross] Good God almighty!
["I Won't Do What You Tell Me" playing]
-[Lawler] Get out, Vince! -Well, here's what happened.
Look at this ride! Look at this chokeslam!
McMahon went to corporate hell right there!
He was drilled by The Undertaker!
And then ""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin came out here
and all hell broke loose.
[Lawler] He stunned Poor Gerald Brisco,
and then he stunned Pat Patterson!
[Ross] They got what they deserved, that's all I can say.
[Lawler] I wanna tell you this,
""Stone Cold"" Steve Austin is gonna get what he deserves
this Sunday at Over the Edge.
I can't believe that he's gonna hit Mr. McMahon.
[exclaiming] Oh!
He was gonna hit him in the head just like that.
[Ross] "Stone Cold" has just committed career suicide.
-[Lawler] Right! -"Stone Cold"…
how can he overcome these odds this Sunday on pay-per-view? ght here!