1 00:00:02,766 --> 00:00:05,633 [commentator] This is WWE history in the making, 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,000 an empty arena match for the first time ever. 3 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:11,100 Rock and Mankind going at it for the WWE title, 4 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,266 pinfalls will count anywhere in the arena. 5 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:16,566 We have cameras in the locker rooms, in the parking lots. 6 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:18,133 We have cameras everywhere. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,633 [The Rock] Finally, Halftime Super Bowl. 8 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:23,166 [commentator] The Rock and Mankind taking it to each other, 9 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:27,700 the most unusual, most unique WWE championship match in history. 10 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,433 We're scrambling for cameras. We have them everywhere. 11 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,833 They're coming down the hallway. 12 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:35,199 Here we are, they're spilling out here in front of the crew. 13 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:38,500 That's where they are now. They're out on a loading dock. 14 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:40,966 The Mandible Claw, that paralyzing maneuver, and-- 15 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,433 Oh, down he goes! 16 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:46,566 That paralyzing maneuver of Mankind is taking its effect on The Rock. 17 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:47,733 What's he gonna do now? 18 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:51,233 He's going to run over him. No, that's going to crush The Rock. 19 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:54,099 No, don't pin him. No, no! 20 00:00:54,166 --> 00:01:00,966 Mankind becomes the WWE Champion with the aid of a forklift. 21 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:07,399 [upbeat music playing] 22 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:18,366 All right, here's the deal. Vinnie Mac's on special assignment. 23 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:23,200 He's down at Victoria, Texas to provoke and confront "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 24 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:24,466 to get that contract broke. 25 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:25,633 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 26 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,966 So while Vinnie Mac's away, I got the keys to the kingdom again, 27 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:31,466 so we're gonna do things my way tonight. 28 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:35,366 Now, The Rock's on a personal appearance, he'll be here in about 20, 25 minutes. 29 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,399 Where's Kane? 30 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:38,899 I don't wanna travel with him. 31 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,733 Oh, that guy needs to chill and take a Midol, 32 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,399 he's always in a bad mood. 33 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:46,666 You let the big red [muted] get here on his own? 34 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:48,600 Kane's coming here on his own? How-- [groans] 35 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:51,399 If you guys shared half a brain, you'd all be so dangerous. 36 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:53,566 Let's go. Here we go. We've got things to do. 37 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:55,699 Chyna baby, we're up. Let's go. 38 00:01:57,466 --> 00:01:59,633 Say excuse me, [bleep]. 39 00:01:59,699 --> 00:02:02,933 [crowd cheering] 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:08,466 [upbeat music playing] 41 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,200 [Michael Cole] Welcome to the hottest show on cable TV. 42 00:02:50,266 --> 00:02:55,133 Sports entertainment at its best, this is the Raw is WAR. 43 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:01,166 And tonight, tonight where we will hear from the new WWE Champion, Mankind, 44 00:03:01,233 --> 00:03:03,966 who won the title last night on Halftime Heat 45 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:09,233 in perhaps the most controversial title match in WWE history. 46 00:03:09,299 --> 00:03:11,233 [crowd cheering] 47 00:03:11,299 --> 00:03:14,433 And here comes the Corporation led by Shane McMahon, 48 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,533 and King, Shane is again in charge. 49 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,100 Remember what happened the last time he was in charge. 50 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,566 [announcer] …Shane McMahon. 51 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:24,000 [Jerry Lawler] Do I ever remember? 52 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:26,966 All hell broke loose the last time Shane was in charge, 53 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:29,266 and I don't think tonight's gonna be any different. 54 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:33,033 [Cole] But King, why is Mr. McMahon all the way down in Texas 55 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,533 trying to stir up something with that ornery Rattlesnake? 56 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,733 [Lawler] He's gonna catch a Rattlesnake tonight. He's gonna confront him. 57 00:03:38,799 --> 00:03:42,233 He's gonna put "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his place. 58 00:03:42,299 --> 00:03:45,299 Vince McMahon is gonna humiliate that Rattlesnake. 59 00:03:45,366 --> 00:03:48,233 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] What's with these people? 60 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:52,533 [Cole] The same chant the fans have for Mr. McMahon are for his son Shane. 61 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,266 First of all, I'd like to thank the Corporation very much 62 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:59,233 for escorting me down here, gentlemen, but you know what? 63 00:03:59,299 --> 00:04:02,700 Guys, my name's not X-Pac. 64 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:06,666 I don't need to hide behind all that beat. Oh, no, no, no. I don't need that. 65 00:04:06,733 --> 00:04:11,266 My name is McMahon. I'm a man. I stand on my own. 66 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,466 So guys, again, thanks for bringing me out. 67 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:16,566 Why don't you go in the back, just chill out? I got this one. 68 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:19,700 Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah, it's cool… 69 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:22,500 -I'm sure… -[indistinct conversation] 70 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:27,733 [Lawler] That huge metal cage is hanging over this ring like a dark cloud. 71 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,566 That means trouble for somebody, and look at Shane. I mean, 72 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:34,033 -he is a man's man. -Now for those of you who don't know, 73 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,500 my pops, Vinnie Mac, is on special assignment. 74 00:04:36,566 --> 00:04:40,033 Oh, yes, he's down Victoria, Texas, 75 00:04:40,099 --> 00:04:43,966 the hometown of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 76 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,133 [crowd cheering] 77 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,066 [Lawler] That means the Rattlesnake's gonna be beheaded tonight. 78 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,800 [Shane] Make no mistake about it. Vince is there on a mission. 79 00:04:52,866 --> 00:04:54,599 He has a purpose, 80 00:04:54,666 --> 00:05:00,900 and that purpose is to confront and to provoke "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 81 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:04,533 into breaking his contract, because remember, 82 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:08,733 if "Stone Cold" Steve Austin lays one little itty-bitty finger on my father, 83 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,833 Austin is fired from World Wrestling Entertainment 84 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,500 on the spot. 85 00:05:13,566 --> 00:05:15,599 [crowd cheering] 86 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,566 [Lawler] Or Austin's gonna have to get in the cage with Mr. McMahon. 87 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:23,033 If by some miracle Austin does show some restraint, 88 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:27,200 then Austin, I definitely, definitely do not envy you 89 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:31,566 because in two weeks' time, at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, 90 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:38,066 Austin, my pops is gonna beat your ass from one side of the cage to the other. 91 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:39,366 Oh, yeah. 92 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:41,566 [Cole] That takes place in less than two weeks. 93 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,633 Look at that cage above. Bring that bad boy down. 94 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:47,099 Oh, yeah. Come on, bring it down. 95 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,966 Austin, you think my father would run from you? Oh, no. 96 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:52,166 -[crowd cheering] -[Cole] There's that ominous cage. 97 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:56,066 [Shane] Austin, do you think for one second that my pop 98 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:59,133 -is gonna jump over that cage? -[Cole] It's Kane versus Triple H tonight, 99 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,099 -in that cage, King. -[Shane] Uh-uh. He's not. 100 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:04,266 He's gonna beat your ass again, leave you laying right here, 101 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:08,133 walk out the door of the cage, up in the back, victorious. 102 00:06:08,866 --> 00:06:11,599 -Now, tonight, right here on RAW… -[Cole] King, look at that. 103 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:13,666 -[Lawler] Will you shut up? -[Cole] King, look. 104 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:16,766 -[Lawler] What? -[Cole] It's X-Pac on the cage. 105 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:21,166 -Shane doesn't see it. What the… -[Shane] Right here, Triple H takes on 106 00:06:21,233 --> 00:06:25,433 none other than Corporate Kane to give you guys a little taste, 107 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,466 a little taste of what's gonna happen. 108 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,566 [Cole] And look, this is in the locker room area. 109 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:36,433 DX has got the Corporation. The Corporation is being attacked by DX. 110 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:39,933 -Shane is left alone in the ring. -[Shane] …you punk. 111 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,566 -[Cole] Shane. -[Shane] If you ever get in my face again, 112 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:46,666 -I will break you in half like dust. -[Cole] Shane doesn't see X-Pac. 113 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:50,066 -The cage is lowering. -[Lawler] Shane, he's on the cage. 114 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:52,133 [Cole] Now he sees him. 115 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,733 [crowd cheering] 116 00:06:54,799 --> 00:06:57,166 [Cole] X-Pac, revenge on his mind. 117 00:06:57,233 --> 00:07:00,299 [Shane] I was just joking, I was just joking! 118 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:04,700 [Cole] It was last week on Raw where Shane was berating Kane. 119 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:06,099 [Shane] You wanna go with me? 120 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:09,633 [Cole] And X-Pac asked Kane to join DX. 121 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:13,666 Kane said no way, chokeslammed X-Pac, 122 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:17,000 and then X-Pac delivered the bronco buster to Shane. 123 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:19,900 I should say Shane delivered the bronco buster to X-Pac. 124 00:07:19,966 --> 00:07:22,166 -[Lawler] Oh, no. -[Cole] Revenge now on X-Pac's mind. 125 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,566 And here we go. 126 00:07:24,466 --> 00:07:26,666 [Lawler] Shane needs some help out here, quick. 127 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,333 [Cole] Look who's here now, King. 128 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,299 Here's his help, the newest member of the the Corporation, Chyna. 129 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:34,433 [Lawler] Yes. Good job. 130 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:38,166 [Cole] Chyna from behind, the newest member of the Corporation. 131 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,799 Toe to toe with X-Pac. 132 00:07:44,299 --> 00:07:45,433 -[Cole] Oh. -[Lawler] Oh, no. 133 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,599 [Cole] Out of respect, X-Pac didn't seem like-- 134 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:50,599 He wanted to hit Chyna, but there's the low blow. 135 00:07:51,266 --> 00:07:55,200 So much for being the nice guy, Chyna low blows X-Pac. 136 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,566 [Lawler] Yes. 137 00:07:57,966 --> 00:08:01,200 [Cole] Chyna, the newest member of the Corporation. 138 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:03,966 [Lawler] I think maybe Shane bust his lip. 139 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:10,166 [Cole] Look at this now. Chyna is going to hold X-Pac for Shane. Oh. 140 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,766 [Lawler] Yes. I'll tell you what, if Shane's got a busted lip, 141 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:15,866 he's gonna take it out on X-Pac big time. He's doing it. Yes. 142 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:19,266 [Cole] Last week, it was the bronco buster on X-Pac from Shane. 143 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:23,233 This week, blows to the stomach as Chyna hold X-Pac back. 144 00:08:23,299 --> 00:08:25,599 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Cole] Oh into that steel cage. 145 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:28,000 -[Lawler] Yes. -[crowd cheering] 146 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,400 [Lawler] I'm telling you, Mr. McMahon said 147 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,199 that Shane has a testicles the size of grapefruits. 148 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:36,433 I think now, they're the size of pomegranates. Look at this, oh. 149 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,133 [Cole] Chyna, the newest member of the Corporation. 150 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:42,400 Last night on Heat, she said she joined the Corporation 151 00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,733 because she wanted some of the spotlight. 152 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,566 And don't get her wrong, she did it for the money. 153 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,900 [Lawler] I think Shane's lip is really busted. 154 00:08:49,966 --> 00:08:51,500 [Cole] Chyna's a sell-out, 155 00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:55,600 and now she's comforting one of the owners of the WWE. 156 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,433 [Lawler] X-Pac is getting off light. I think he's disfigured Shane's face. 157 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,166 [Cole] Shane McMahon… 158 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:06,400 [Lawler] Listen, shut up. We need medical attention for Shane, quick. 159 00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:08,333 [Cole] I think we need attention for X-Pac 160 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,800 as Chyna leads Shane now out of that steel cage, 161 00:09:11,866 --> 00:09:15,333 comforting the son of the owner of the WWE. 162 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,966 [Lawler] I think the skin's broken. 163 00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,800 [Cole] Well, King, you know, the WWE Super Bowl commercial 164 00:09:19,866 --> 00:09:23,733 received rave reviews, thumbs up from the media all over. 165 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,600 [upbeat music playing] 166 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:30,266 Most people have the wrong impression about World Wrestling Entertainment. 167 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,833 We're a non-violent form of entertainment. 168 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,000 [grunts] 169 00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:37,000 We never use sex to enhance our image. 170 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:41,900 As athletes, we understand the importance of being positive role models. 171 00:09:41,966 --> 00:09:46,366 We're good, wholesome, family entertainment. 172 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:50,699 We're trying to make the world a better place for mankind. 173 00:09:50,766 --> 00:09:53,466 [narrator] WWE Attitude. 174 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,233 -Get it? -[car alarm wailing] 175 00:09:56,566 --> 00:09:58,900 [Vince McMahon] Patterson, Brisco, come on, let's go. 176 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:02,266 I don't have all night. Come on. I want to provoke that SOB. 177 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:04,966 When we find him, I'm gonna provoke him. 178 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:08,766 When I provoke him, that's when he's gonna break his contract. 179 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,966 However, hang on one second here. 180 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:16,333 First of all, I'd like to say this, you both look ridiculous. 181 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,300 Yeah, but Vince, we're in Texas. 182 00:10:18,366 --> 00:10:19,933 I understand we're in Texas, 183 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,833 and since we're in Texas, I want you to follow my lead, 184 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,266 you understand? 185 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:27,966 Because I know how to handle these kind of people. 186 00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,266 -Good. -All right. 187 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,699 -Good. -I've been in Texas all my life. 188 00:10:31,766 --> 00:10:33,833 Yeah, we may have to whip a couple of tonight, 189 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,000 and let's give it a try. 190 00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:37,900 Right. 191 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:47,933 Hey toots, toots. Have you seen "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? 192 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,466 I understand that he frequents this establishment. 193 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:53,733 Reckon not. 194 00:10:54,699 --> 00:10:56,366 You reckon not? 195 00:10:57,266 --> 00:11:01,733 Now either you've seen "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, yes, 196 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:06,166 or you haven't seen "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, no. 197 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:11,666 Where I come from, we don't "reckon." So now what's it gonna be? 198 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,266 Well, I reckon y'all better get your asses out of here. 199 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,666 What the hell kind of people are you anyhow? 200 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:21,433 I asked a simple question, have you seen "Stone Cold"-- 201 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,699 I'll find him. Come on, let's go. I'll find him. 202 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:28,300 -It gets ugly in here, doesn't it? -Yeah. 203 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:30,400 And King, we're gonna continue to follow 204 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,733 Mr. McMahon's safari through Rattlesnake country 205 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,666 as he tries to provoke "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 206 00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:35,766 Well, you know what? 207 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,233 We all know that that hot head, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 208 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,633 has less than zero self-control. 209 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,800 So sometime tonight, the Rattlesnake will strike. 210 00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:47,066 He'll attack Mr. McMahon, but the good news is, 211 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,199 he'll be fired on the spot when he does, 212 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:52,366 and Mr. McMahon will not have to go in that cage with that animal. 213 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:55,933 And also tonight, Steel Cage Match Triple H versus Kane. 214 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,233 [announcer] …the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion, 215 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,566 Ken Shamrock. 216 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,800 [Cole] And King, speaking of zero self-control, 217 00:12:05,866 --> 00:12:08,566 Shamrock's been furious with Val Venis as of late. 218 00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:11,566 Apparently, Shamrock's sister has taken a liking to Val. 219 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:14,199 First, gyrations and flirtations at ringside, 220 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,900 and last week, the debut of Val's latest video, 221 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,266 starring Shamrock's sister. 222 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,600 [Lawler] Oh, yeah. And what a hot, steamy shower scene that was. 223 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:24,466 You know, Shamrock's sister was cool with being in the video, 224 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:27,866 you'd think that Shamrock would be proud his sister's a movie star. 225 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,233 Running over here. 226 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,533 -[Cole] Oh, listen to you now. -[Lawler] What? 227 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,566 [Cole] Are we getting red carpet reception here? 228 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,533 -Yes, sir. -[Lawler] Have a seat, Kenny. 229 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,966 I was just telling Michael Cole one of the sharpest guys I know. 230 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:43,266 [Cole] Why don't you tell him what you really were saying? 231 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,400 I'd advise you to shut your mouth 'cause I'll punch you in your face. 232 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,866 -Right. -Okay. 233 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,966 Here comes Billy Gunn. 234 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:53,266 [crowd cheering] 235 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,233 [bell rings] 236 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,866 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 237 00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,900 with a 20-minute time limit. 238 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:02,366 About to enter the ring, representing D-Generation X, 239 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,033 weighing 268 pounds, 240 00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:08,000 Bad Ass Billy Gunn. 241 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:12,333 [Cole] And first off, King, you have a serious problem with Mr. Ass. 242 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,933 [Lawler] You're gonna have to show restraint. 243 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,433 Don't dare me, punk. 244 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,000 [Lawler] Try to control yourself, Kenny. 245 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:25,066 Just sit down. Just try to stay seated. 246 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:28,300 Yeah. I'll tear that thing off if you put it out too long, punk. 247 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,233 You're not world class, you're a piece of trash, 248 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,533 that's what you are. 249 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:35,300 -I'm world class. -[Lawler] Calm down. 250 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:39,900 We know that he is the idiot that had the audacity to moon your sister, 251 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:42,433 and it's hard to restrain yourself, but you've got to, Kenny. 252 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,199 Last time in the ring, I about killed his ass. I'll do it again. 253 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:46,699 [Lawler] Okay. Calm down now. 254 00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,066 [crowd cheering] 255 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:51,033 [Shamrock] I about put him out of his career, I'll end him. 256 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,866 [Lawler] Stay calm, stay calm. 257 00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:57,566 Let's just go ahead and make this short and sweet. 258 00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:03,166 Now, if you're not down with Mr. Ass, I got two words for you. 259 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,766 [crowd] Suck it. 260 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:08,133 [Cole] Well, I think, this crowd is down with Mr. Ass. 261 00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:09,900 [Lawler] Yeah… uh-oh. 262 00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:15,199 Hey, Kenny, stay here. Kenny, put these back on. 263 00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,699 Come on, put these back on. Put these back on, Kenny. 264 00:14:18,766 --> 00:14:21,466 [announcer] His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, 265 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,966 weighing 242 pounds, 266 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,733 Val Venis. 267 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,233 [Cole] Hey Ken, no disrespect, 268 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,199 but I'd like to get your views on Val Venis's latest production. 269 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:36,833 [Shamrock] What do you think of it? He doesn't belong in our society. 270 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,800 They ought to ban that kind of stuff. 271 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:41,633 My sister, I told her how she should go on. 272 00:14:41,699 --> 00:14:44,300 I told her the kind of guys that she should go out with, 273 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:47,533 and he is nothing but bad for her. 274 00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:51,000 All he's gonna do is take advantage. Everybody knows what men want, 275 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,566 and I know what he wants, and he's not good for her, 276 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,900 and he ain't going out with her 277 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:57,233 because I'm telling her she can't go out with him. 278 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,466 [Cole] She can't? 279 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,366 No, I'm telling her she can't. 280 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,300 [Cole] So it's Val Venis versus Bad Ass Billy Gunn, 281 00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:06,633 but we're gonna hear from Mr. Venis here. 282 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,866 -[Lawler] Try to control yourself, Kenny. -[Val Venis] Hello ladies. 283 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,300 [crowd cheering] 284 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:17,833 You know something? 285 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:22,900 The Big Valbowski is a lot like a custom Harley. 286 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:31,300 You know, elegance in the eyes, powerful between the legs… 287 00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:32,900 -[Cole] Oh. -[Lawler] Easy, Kenny. 288 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:38,366 And ready to be rode all night long. 289 00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:41,733 You don't mess with family. That's my sister they're talking about. 290 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,533 I told her, when she was young, what kind of guys to go out with, 291 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,500 and I told her about these type of guys. 292 00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:49,633 When I was talking to her when all this happened, 293 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,833 I told her to stay away from both of them. 294 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,000 They are bad news. 295 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,300 [Lawler] This happened before? 296 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:58,466 She's brought home and tried to date guys that you didn't approve of? 297 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,199 [Shamrock] There ain't no guys that I approve of. 298 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,266 [Lawler] Not even-- 299 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,533 -Never. -[Lawler] Look at this. 300 00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:06,099 [Cole] Billy Gunn just mooned Val Venis. 301 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,266 [Lawler] That's the same thing he did to your sister. 302 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:14,466 [Cole] Here comes Bad Ass Billy Gunn now, stomping away at Val Venis. 303 00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,133 [crowd cheering] 304 00:16:16,199 --> 00:16:17,566 Ken, in all honesty though, 305 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,766 and I don't mean to bring up a bad subject here 306 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,366 and no disrespect meant, 307 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:24,433 but did it ever cross your mind that perhaps the situation between Val 308 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,733 and your sister could be consensual? 309 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,199 [Shamrock] Consensual? She has no right to make a decision. 310 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,699 I make decisions for her. 311 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:35,400 I've done it since she was a kid all the way until she's grown up, 312 00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:36,966 and she's done very well. 313 00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,466 She's done very well since now. 314 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:41,599 And now she's gonna get mixed up with this kind of stuff? Uh-uh. I… 315 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,633 [Cole] She approves of you making the decisions? 316 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:47,433 [Shamrock] She don't got a choice. I'm her older brother. 317 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,199 [Cole] Cover here, first one, and a kick-out after two. 318 00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:52,766 [Lawler] Kenny, you're talking trash in Val Venis-- 319 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,733 This is a guy that makes X-rated movies with your sister. 320 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,133 [Shamrock] They should ban this kind of stuff. 321 00:16:59,199 --> 00:17:01,333 This is the kind of stuff they should throw it 322 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,500 -out of America. -[Cole] Cover again. 323 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,800 [Shamrock] She'd never be seeing it. It's trash. It corrupts kids' minds. 324 00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:09,500 [Lawler] Are you saying you've never watched an adult movie? 325 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:12,599 Absolutely not. That stuff is trash. 326 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,466 [Lawler] Michael Cole has a collection of it. 327 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,200 [Cole] Cover now, and a kick-out. King, please. 328 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,933 [Shamrock] I have some values, King. 329 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,966 [Lawler] How are you able to sit here and control yourself, 330 00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,000 and not go up there and take his head off? 331 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,633 [Shamrock] I tell you, it's hard because I'm jumping and-- 332 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,300 I'm just jumping here, but I promised my sister 333 00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:35,000 that I wouldn't lay a hand on her. 334 00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:37,166 [Lawler] You're telling me that… 335 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:39,100 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 336 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,266 Listen to those idiots. 337 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,333 [Cole] You're saying that you promised your sister 338 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,500 you would not lay a hand on Val Venis? 339 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,466 You can't hear something I said? 340 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:50,966 I promised my sister I cannot lay a hand on him. 341 00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,833 And I'm a man of my word. 342 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,966 -Okay. -Not like most people I know. 343 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,399 -King? -But this worries me. 344 00:17:57,466 --> 00:18:00,533 I mean, to me, that infers that your sister-- 345 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,000 She must have some feelings for this guy if she don't want you to tear him apart. 346 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,033 [Shamrock] She doesn't know any better, King. 347 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,166 I'm the one-- I know what she's doing. 348 00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:12,733 This guy's corrupting her mind. She's not thinking straight. 349 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,500 [Lawler] They were in the shower together. Did you see that? 350 00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:19,800 On TV. Now tell me. He's corrupting her. It ain't her fault, it's him. 351 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,333 [Cole] But Ken, she's a grown woman. 352 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:25,466 [Shamrock] Hey, I'm telling you something, he's corrupting her. 353 00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:29,500 Just like he's corrupting these people in the audience with the gyration stuff. 354 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,966 [Cole] Val Venis. 355 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:35,033 And he's gonna take it out now on BA Billy Gunn. 356 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,833 [Lawler] I can tell you, Cole, you might not keep trying to antagonize Kenny 357 00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:43,033 because he didn't promise his sister that he wouldn't tear our head off. 358 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:43,966 [Shamrock] Right. 359 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:48,033 [Cole] Ken, last week, it was Val Venis versus Test, 360 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,899 and it was you who came down with a chair and clocked Val Venis-- 361 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:52,466 [Shamrock] Shut your mouth, okay? 362 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,899 You have to remember one thing. He disrespected my sister. 363 00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:58,166 And nobody, nobody gets away with that. 364 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:01,566 I don't care what I got to do and how I got to do it. I will get it done. 365 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:05,700 [Lawler] I think his hands were all over her body in that shower. 366 00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:07,833 I don't want to hear about it no more. 367 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,166 I think he was actually soaping her up. 368 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:14,366 King, you better close your mouth because you're making me upset. 369 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:17,899 [Cole] Cover by Val Venis, hooks the leg, that's two, and a kick-out. 370 00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:21,800 -[Shamrock] I know what happened. -I'm as appalled about it as you are. 371 00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:24,533 I got a sister too. I don't even know how you can sit here. 372 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,066 I would be up there right now, 373 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:29,866 I would be ripping every single stick in hand and tear out his head. 374 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:32,000 Listen King, I'm a man of my word. 375 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:35,133 I told her I would not lay hand on him, and that's what I mean. 376 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,300 I won't lay hand on him. 377 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,866 As much as I wanna go out there and tear these two apart. 378 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,066 [Cole] But with that said, Ken, both of these men 379 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,033 do want the Intercontinental Championship from you. 380 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,066 [Lawler] And both of these men want your sister. 381 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:49,233 It's just a crying shame. A porn star, look at him. 382 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,100 [Ken] You're starting to [bleep] me off. 383 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,766 [Lawler] It's not me, it's that guy. 384 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,500 I don't want to hear it no more. Stop talking about it. 385 00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:57,300 -[Cole] King… -[Shamrock] I seen it, I know. 386 00:19:57,399 --> 00:20:00,033 -[Lawler] He'll corrupt her. -[Cole] Billy Gunn's in trouble here. 387 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,366 Arm goes down now, and this one's over and Billy Gunn stops it. 388 00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:07,266 And here comes Bad Ass now, trying to gain some momentum. 389 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:13,033 [Lawler] Kenny, do you think your sister has seen the Big Valbowski in person? 390 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,899 -[Cole] Oh. -[Shamrock] You say one more thing, 391 00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,700 I'm gonna slam your head through this table. 392 00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:20,100 [Lawler] I just-- I'm on your side. 393 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:24,633 [Shamrock] I know, but you're saying things I don't want to know about or hear. 394 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,933 [Lawler] I feel your pain on this, Kenny. It's awful. 395 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:33,200 I got half a mind to just go up there and just slap that grin off his-- 396 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,533 No, Kenny, you can't do it now. 397 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,399 -[Cole] Whoa, Kenny. -[Lawler] You promised, Kenny. 398 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,633 [Cole] Shamrock has got a chair, King. 399 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,200 [Lawler] Kenny, no! No, no, no. Oh. 400 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,533 [Cole] Shamrock just nailed Val Venis, and here's Billy Gunn now. 401 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:49,733 Shamrock just snapped. 402 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,033 [Lawler] Wait a minute now. 403 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:55,333 He actually didn't lay his hands on him. He hit him with a chair, so… 404 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:57,666 [Cole] And no help to you antagonizing him like that. 405 00:20:57,733 --> 00:21:01,133 [Lawler] Shamrock has kept his promise to his sister, technically. 406 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,600 [Cole] Shamrock seething with hate for Val, 407 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:07,366 well actually, for both of those men in the ring, BA Billy Gunn as well. 408 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,500 Oh. Val Venis from behind. 409 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,133 King, King, I think that Val thought Billy Gunn hit him with a chair. 410 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,433 -[Lawler] Look out. -[Cole] Oh. 411 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,899 Val Venis thought Billy Gunn nailed him for the second straight week. 412 00:21:20,966 --> 00:21:25,300 [Lawler] Boy, Val, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, nor is Ken Shamrock, 413 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,066 but at least Shamrock does love her sister. 414 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:33,700 [Cole] The new WWE Champion, Mankind, has been on a champion spending spree. 415 00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:37,966 He's got Rock's $100,000 and it's from Shane's trust fund. 416 00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:39,966 -Huh? -No, I don't wanna buy him. 417 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,633 I just wanna rent him for three days. 418 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,533 Well, how can you rent Mini? 419 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,800 My kids are gonna love this guy. I'll take him over. 420 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:48,033 -Hola, Mankind. -[coos] 421 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,166 But wait a minute, he's not a Tickle Me Elmo. 422 00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:52,533 -How much money are we talking about? -How much you got? 423 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,700 I got 487 dollar-eenies. 424 00:21:55,766 --> 00:21:58,466 Take it or leave it. You're gonna have one heck of good time. 425 00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:01,133 -Okay. Take him. -Come here little guy, come on. 426 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,899 [speaking Spanish] 427 00:22:03,966 --> 00:22:04,866 [Lawler] Look at this. 428 00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:08,300 He stole Rock's money and he spent it on that idiot. 429 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:09,700 You want to hold the belt? 430 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,200 Okay. Do you not understand what The Rock is saying? 431 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,433 This big fat [muted] Mankind, he's running around town, 432 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,666 spending The Rock's money like it's going out of style. 433 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:20,933 We're talking about $97,000, a week's pay for The Rock. 434 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,466 That's five new shirts for The Rock. 435 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,966 Rock, easy, all right? There's more where that came from. 436 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:27,066 -[The Rock] Okay. -Rock. 437 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,899 -The Rock understands. -I'll take care of it. 438 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:30,533 While you're taking care of business, 439 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,000 The Rock is just gonna have to do what The Rock has to do 440 00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:35,433 when he has to do it, if you smell what The Rock-- 441 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,766 You know the rest. 442 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:42,033 [country music playing] 443 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,100 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. Mr. McMahon, you're in Texas. 444 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,133 Set your watch back 20 years. 445 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,700 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the manager 446 00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:55,100 of the new WWE Tag Team Champions, Debra. 447 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,866 [Cole] And King, what a wild night. 448 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,366 Mister McMahon's in Texas, Rattlesnake hunting, 449 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,533 Mankind is spending Rock's money, 450 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,566 and Triple H and Kane are getting set to meet in the cage. 451 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,533 [Lawler] The Undertaker's here tonight as well. 452 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,733 [Cole] And here's Debra. 453 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,866 Congratulations on the success of Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett. 454 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,633 But many people feel that you have been instrumental 455 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,800 to their meteoric rise to the top here in the WWE. 456 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,500 I think so. Well, of course, I did, Kevin. 457 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:27,800 But, I mean, now, with their ability combined with my irresistibility, 458 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,266 nobody stands a chance. 459 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:34,700 This body means business, as well as pleasure. 460 00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,766 Very nice, very nice. 461 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:40,233 So I have to wonder, Debra, what is really on the horizon for… 462 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,366 -[Cole] Hey. -[crowd cheering] 463 00:23:42,433 --> 00:23:44,100 [Cole] Sexual Chocolate. 464 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,100 [Lawler] He loves the ladies. 465 00:23:48,566 --> 00:23:51,866 Well, pleasure's my middle name 466 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:55,133 and that's just about all I wanna do is give you-- 467 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,600 I think, me and you should hook up. 468 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,766 -[Lawler] He gave her roses. -Ooh, that sounds interesting. 469 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,966 But tell me something, honey. 470 00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:07,766 You think you got what it takes to make me hot, Chocolate? 471 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,600 -[Lawler] Oh. -Ooh. 472 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:13,533 I'm the kind of chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. 473 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,066 Ooh. I like it. 474 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:18,300 -[grunts] -[Cole] Hey, that's Jeff Jarrett 475 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:21,533 -and Owen Hart from behind. -[crowd boos] 476 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,633 King, we saw Mark Henry last week putting the moves on Debra, 477 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,533 and this week, it's Jarrett and Owen Hart 478 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,500 taking out their frustrations on Mark Henry. 479 00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,233 They're the Tag Team Champions. 480 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,899 [Lawler] He was set up. He came out here and gave Debra roses. 481 00:24:34,966 --> 00:24:38,899 It's not even Valentine's Day, and this is what gets in return. 482 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,633 [Cole] When is Mark Henry gonna learn? 483 00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:46,700 [Lawler] Mark's one of those good people that bad things happen to. 484 00:24:46,766 --> 00:24:50,500 [Cole] Hey, Mark Henry's blind to what he calls his animal magnetism. 485 00:24:51,399 --> 00:24:55,033 I don't think he understands why women don't find him quite attractive. 486 00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,300 [Lawler] He just went with it. 487 00:24:57,366 --> 00:24:59,500 [Cole] Debra is laughing about all this. 488 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,700 Mark Henry gave her a rose and this is what he gets. 489 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,066 Sexual chocolate is melting. 490 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,300 -Look at this. -[Lawler] Wow. 491 00:25:10,933 --> 00:25:14,266 [Cole] Debra and the Tag Team Champions, Jeff and Owen. 492 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,433 Kurrgan, listen to me. Diversification is the key. 493 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:21,300 What you need is an eclectic blend of 47% stocks, 494 00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:25,600 38% bonds, 19% in a money market account. 495 00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,966 The economy is booming, the interest rates are down. 496 00:25:28,033 --> 00:25:31,866 It's time, Kurrgan, to buy, damn it! Buy! 497 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:36,033 -But I don't have any money. -I've got money. Here. 498 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,566 Go out there and secure your family's future. 499 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:41,666 [Lawler] A fool and Rock's money are being parted again. 500 00:25:43,899 --> 00:25:45,899 [Cole] We're back on Raw and it was a month ago, 501 00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:49,800 a verbal confrontation between D'Lo Brown and a pregnant Terri Runnels. 502 00:25:49,866 --> 00:25:52,633 Terri fell off the apron of the ring and she claims 503 00:25:52,699 --> 00:25:56,433 -that she lost her baby in that fall. -[Terri] My baby. My baby. 504 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,233 -I don't know. -What? 505 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,933 -I don't know. I can't say… -[Terri] Oh, God. 506 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,600 [Cole] D'Lo Brown so remorseful. 507 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,800 He feels he's to blame, and he's promised Terri 508 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,833 he'll do whatever she needs to make up for that terrible incident. 509 00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:14,866 [announcer] The following is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit. 510 00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:19,133 Introducing first, accompanied by PMS, 511 00:26:19,199 --> 00:26:22,166 weighing 268 pounds, 512 00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:24,399 D'Lo Brown. 513 00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:28,566 [Lawler] So PMS leading D'Lo to the ring and Terri's got a little grin on her face. 514 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:32,033 I don't know what she's thinking. I'm from Mars, she's from Venus. 515 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,466 I guess she just wants revenge. What's wrong with that? 516 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,366 [Cole] Well folks, St. Valentine's Day Massacre 517 00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:41,366 live exclusively on Pay-Per-View in less than two weeks on February 14th. 518 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,000 Proudly presented by Western Union Money Transfer, 519 00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:46,366 the fastest way to send money worldwide, 520 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:49,933 and King, McMahon, Austin, in a steel cage in Memphis. 521 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,800 [Lawler] Oh, it's gonna be great. 522 00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:54,766 [Cole] You know, Mr. McMahon down in Texas, Rattlesnake hunting. 523 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,066 Looking for "Stone Cold". 524 00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:58,000 Hey, D'Lo, sweetheart, 525 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,566 it looks like the time has come again. 526 00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:07,333 And you would think that the men around here would've learned a lesson 527 00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:09,399 and learned not to mess with PMS. 528 00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:11,199 Evidently not. 529 00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,866 What I think probably needs to happen at this point 530 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:19,600 is we need to teach a pig another lesson. 531 00:27:22,966 --> 00:27:26,000 You know, Terri, all I wanna know is this, 532 00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:29,566 when is this crap gonna stop, because I'm sure getting tired of it. 533 00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:30,966 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 534 00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:35,833 [D'Lo] Now haven't I proved to you enough, haven't I done whatever it took, 535 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:39,199 time and time again, to prove to you how sorry I am? 536 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:42,066 When is enough enough? 537 00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:43,733 [Lawler] She lost her baby, man. 538 00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:47,733 -D'Lo. -[D'Lo] What? 539 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:54,133 We're not done with you yet, not by a long shot. 540 00:27:54,199 --> 00:27:55,300 [Lawler] You skank? 541 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:59,833 Sweetheart, you got some more proving to do to me. Boss Man? 542 00:28:00,866 --> 00:28:06,033 A little while ago, in the back, you called me a [bleep]. 543 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:10,366 [Lawler] Wait a minute, he said a witch. He called her a witch, Michael. 544 00:28:11,433 --> 00:28:14,199 What I have to say to that is, get out here right now, 545 00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:17,500 so D'Lo can make you his [bleep]. 546 00:28:17,566 --> 00:28:20,866 [Cole] Whoa. A little bit of a misunderstanding here, perhaps, 547 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:23,133 and I don't think D'Lo Brown is ready for this one, 548 00:28:23,199 --> 00:28:26,633 but Terri Runnels has called the Big Boss Man out 549 00:28:26,699 --> 00:28:28,433 to take on D'Lo Brown, 550 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,933 -who's gonna do PMS's dirty work again. -[announcer] Representing team Corporate, 551 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,233 from Cobb County, Georgia, weighing 297 pounds, 552 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,766 the Big Boss Man. 553 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:42,533 [Lawler] I wanna tell you, D'Lo, you're in a world of trouble now. 554 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,466 [Cole] The Corporate team's security guard, The Enforcer, 555 00:28:45,533 --> 00:28:51,466 300 pounds of meanness, physical, the Big Boss Man, 556 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:56,100 who is gonna make D'Lo serve some hard time here if D'Lo isn't careful. 557 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,000 [Lawler] Maybe D'Lo can back out of this. 558 00:28:58,066 --> 00:29:00,133 [Cole] D'Lo is telling Boss he doesn't wanna do it, 559 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:02,466 but we've got a match on our hands, I think. 560 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,566 [indistinct conversation] 561 00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:07,899 [Cole] D'Lo Brown, former European Champion, 270-pounder, 562 00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:11,566 hammering away on Boss Man should be a great matchup. 563 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:13,399 Boss Man to the forehead. 564 00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:15,133 D'Lo perhaps the most underrated athlete 565 00:29:15,199 --> 00:29:17,666 in World Wrestling Entertainment today, 566 00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:20,233 with the Boss Man from Cobb County, Georgia 567 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,133 going to work on D'Lo Brown. 568 00:29:22,199 --> 00:29:25,100 [Lawler] Look at the smiles on the faces of PMS down here at ringside. 569 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,766 [Cole] D'Lo whipped into the turnbuckle. 570 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:30,899 Boss Man follows it up with a big splash, and D'Lo in trouble early, 571 00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,800 and Boss Man with a right hand. 572 00:29:32,866 --> 00:29:36,300 -[Lawler] Big right hand. -[Cole] Mr. McMahon is down in Texas, 573 00:29:36,366 --> 00:29:38,466 looking to provoke "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 574 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:42,000 Why does he wanna provoke "Stone Cold" into breaking his contract? 575 00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:46,100 Perhaps Mr. McMahon is a little yellow going into that cage match in two weeks. 576 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,899 [Lawler] The only thing yellow in Texas is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 577 00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:51,733 That's why Mr. McMahon had to go there 578 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,633 because Austin's afraid to come here and face Mr. McMahon. 579 00:29:54,699 --> 00:29:57,433 You know why? Because Mr. McMahon already embarrassed 580 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:00,100 and humiliated Austin at the Royal Rumble. 581 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,866 Mr. McMahon won it and Austin knows it. 582 00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:05,066 If he came face to face with McMahon again, 583 00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:06,733 boy, he'd do it to him again. 584 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,566 McMahon would embarrass him again, and Austin, he couldn't take that. 585 00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:13,533 [Cole] D'Lo whipped into the ropes. Boss Man misses with the right hand 586 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,399 and D'Lo with a great standing kick that time. 587 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,699 What an athlete, D'Lo Brown. 588 00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:23,000 Mr. McMahon, "Stone Cold", in a cage in less than two weeks on Pay-Per-View 589 00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:26,566 at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, but later on tonight, 590 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:30,366 a cage match between Triple H and Kane, 591 00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:33,233 and Triple H may be in a bit more than he bargained for. 592 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:36,833 [Lawler] That big huge cage is hanging right over our heads right now. 593 00:30:36,899 --> 00:30:39,466 They wanted me to do it. I'm gonna kick your ass. 594 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:41,199 [Cole] D'Lo Brown yelling at PMS. 595 00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:43,633 It was Terri Runnels who called for this matchup. 596 00:30:43,699 --> 00:30:47,466 D'Lo second rope, forearm into the sternum, hooks the leg, 597 00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:49,766 and a kick-out by Boss Man. 598 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:53,733 [Lawler] I'll tell you, those are pretty mean sisters at ringside, 599 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,633 they got something evil on their minds, I'm telling you. 600 00:30:56,699 --> 00:31:00,633 [Cole] We showed you the situation earlier on between Ken Shamrock and Val Venis. 601 00:31:00,699 --> 00:31:02,600 We understand this match has just been made 602 00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:06,600 for St. Valentine's Day Massacre, Val Venis versus Ken Shamrock 603 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,600 for the Intercontinental Championship 604 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:12,100 in less than two weeks at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 605 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:13,199 [Lawler] Look at this. 606 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:17,166 [Cole] Terri Runnels and Jacqueline now up on the apron. D'Lo, Lo Down. 607 00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:22,566 This one's over, hook to the leg, but PMS is distracting the ref. 608 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:24,533 [Lawler] Girls, get him during the count. 609 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,966 [Cole] What are they doing? D'Lo Brown had this match won. 610 00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:29,966 -[Lawler] I don't know. -What are you two doing? 611 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:32,633 [indistinct conversation] 612 00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:35,533 [Cole] And D'Lo Brown asking the same question, 613 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,800 and Boss Man now, oh, my, what a sidewalk slam, hook to the leg, 614 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,333 -Boss Man capitalizes. -[bell rings] 615 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,033 -This one's over. -[Lawler] Look at that. 616 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:47,233 [announcer] Here is your winner, the Big Boss Man. 617 00:31:48,366 --> 00:31:49,699 [Lawler] I don't get it. 618 00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:53,500 [Cole] Terri Runnels asked for this matchup. 619 00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:56,166 D'Lo Brown is her servant, so to speak, 620 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:58,699 and Boss Man with a knife stick, and he's not through. 621 00:31:58,766 --> 00:32:01,500 [Lawler] There's that hard time we were talking about. Poor D'Lo. 622 00:32:02,366 --> 00:32:05,833 [Cole] And Terri Runnels prancing up the stage. 623 00:32:05,899 --> 00:32:07,833 What is going on with PMS? 624 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,800 And here comes Sexual Chocolate now. Mark Henry down the ramp. 625 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,633 [Lawler] Watch yourself, Boss Man. 626 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,199 -Look out. -[Cole] Oh! The 400-pounder 627 00:32:20,266 --> 00:32:22,266 saving his partner, D'Lo Brown. 628 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:27,633 Mark Henry has been pleading with D'Lo all week to get rid of PMS. 629 00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:29,800 [Lawler] I'll tell you what we better do right now. 630 00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:33,266 We better take it back down to Texas and check out that rattlesnake hunt, 631 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:34,199 see how it's going. 632 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,733 Hey, hello, lady. 633 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,666 [Lawler] They got beautiful women in Texas. 634 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:43,800 Gee, you look prettier than a spotted puppy. 635 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,733 You know, us cowboys get very lonely on the trail, you know? 636 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,066 Well, you are kind of cute for an older gentleman. 637 00:32:52,466 --> 00:32:54,699 [Lawler] What about Patterson's accent? 638 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:57,533 -Oh! -[indistinct chatter] 639 00:32:59,199 --> 00:33:02,033 You got him pretty good. Come on, let's go. 640 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,133 [Lawler] Mr. McMahon's found Austin! He said he's found Austin! 641 00:33:05,199 --> 00:33:06,066 Yes! 642 00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:11,066 [Cole] King, this, believe it or not, is an audition for TV executives 643 00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:13,666 to see how a male dance review will do on TV. 644 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:15,766 -It stars the Blue Meanie. -[Lawler] What? 645 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,699 [Cole] That's right, the Blue Meanie. 646 00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:21,433 [Lawler] What idiot producer is wasting our time with this "Raw Boy" stuff? 647 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,233 Look at all that stuff jiggling. Whoa, look at that! 648 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:27,133 [Cole] It's Goldust from behind attacking the Blue Meanie. 649 00:33:27,199 --> 00:33:28,733 [Lawler cackles] Yeah. 650 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:34,033 [Cole] Oh, and it was last week on Raw, Meanie showed up dressed as Blue Dust 651 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:38,666 and stole Al Snow's head back for Al Snow from Goldust. 652 00:33:38,733 --> 00:33:41,433 [Lawler] Yeah, so much for Raw Boy's audition, I guess, huh? 653 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,633 Uh-oh, look at this. 654 00:33:42,699 --> 00:33:46,600 [Cole] Well, Raw Boy's going to get a shattered dream for his effort, 655 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,766 and it's fixing to get real raw here. 656 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:53,833 [Lawler] Blue Dust or Blue Meanie or Raw Boy or whoever you used to be. 657 00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,800 [Cole] Oh, shattered dreams. 658 00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,433 And Blue Meanie's dreams of being the Raw Boy 659 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,100 may have been shattered here tonight by Goldust. 660 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,600 Goldust extremely upset 661 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:11,966 that Blue Dust stole Al Snow's head 662 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,699 back from Goldust last week. 663 00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:18,500 [Lawler] Boy, I tell you, you never know what to expect from Goldust. 664 00:34:18,566 --> 00:34:19,433 Ooh, look at that. 665 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,699 ["Gold-Lust" plays] 666 00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:24,400 I'm serious, man, this stuff's got to stop. 667 00:34:24,466 --> 00:34:26,166 These girls will get you killed. 668 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,299 It ain't your fault that she lost her baby. 669 00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,866 The ring is no place for a pregnant woman in the first place. 670 00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:34,000 Losing a baby? Pregnant woman in the ring? 671 00:34:34,066 --> 00:34:37,466 You know what I'm talking about, Doc. Terri Runnels. 672 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:40,699 Terri Runnels? Losing a baby in the ring? 673 00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:42,733 Being pregnant? What are you talking about? 674 00:34:42,799 --> 00:34:45,900 What are you talking about? She hasn't even been pregnant. 675 00:34:45,966 --> 00:34:47,133 Never. 676 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,566 What are you talking about, Doc? 677 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:51,900 What about Terri Runnels? What are you talking about, Doc? 678 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,266 How do you know she wasn't pregnant? Tell me, Doc. 679 00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:58,166 I examined her. I know she was not pregnant. 680 00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:00,966 Doc, Doc, don't be there-- Don't you dare kayfabe me. 681 00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:02,666 You better start shooting with me here. 682 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:05,400 Was Terry or was Terry ever pregnant at all? 683 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,233 -She has never been pregnant. -You do know it. 684 00:35:08,766 --> 00:35:11,033 I examined her. She was not pregnant. 685 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,799 -[Lawler] What a conniving witch she is! -D'Lo, your neck. 686 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,200 ["Pierced" plays] 687 00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:21,166 [Cole] Droz heading to the ring, set for action. 688 00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:23,166 King, what about this Sunday night? 689 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:26,933 -That '70s Show on Fox at 8.30 Eastern. -[Lawler] Yeah. 690 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,866 Shamrock and The Rock. 691 00:35:28,933 --> 00:35:31,766 [announcer] …Droz! 692 00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:35,033 [Cole] Can't wait to see Shamrock and The Rock this Sunday. 693 00:35:40,366 --> 00:35:41,200 Hey. 694 00:35:44,299 --> 00:35:48,100 Get your bunch of freaks out of here. I beat the hairy one up last week. 695 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,000 You're next. 696 00:35:49,966 --> 00:35:51,266 Get him out of here. 697 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:54,299 [Cole] So Droz asking the referee to get rid of the rest of the Oddities. 698 00:35:54,366 --> 00:35:56,366 [Lawler] I don't think he's asking. He's telling. 699 00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:58,700 Check out Droz's-- Is that a hat or what? 700 00:35:58,766 --> 00:36:00,233 His hat matches his tights. 701 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,433 [Cole] You know, King, we were talking about that '70s Show. 702 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,533 This coming Sunday, 8:30 on Fox, 8:30 Eastern. 703 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,100 But I'll tell you where it's at. 704 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,866 90 minutes before that, 7 o'clock, 6:00 Central, right here on USA. 705 00:36:11,933 --> 00:36:15,299 The hottest new show in television, Sunday Night Heat. 706 00:36:15,366 --> 00:36:16,866 [Lawler] Don't ever forget that. 707 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:20,433 [Cole] That's where the WWE champion, the new one, 708 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,533 Mankind, was crowned last night on Halftime Heat. 709 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,633 Mankind will be here a bit later on on Raw. 710 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:32,066 And Kurrgan, the 7-foot-350-pounder, backs Droz into the corner. 711 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:35,433 Hey, King, guess what? A new leader in Pay-Per-View. 712 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,133 And it's not Mike Tyson. We do wish Mike the best. 713 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,900 But it is the WWE, the Royal Rumble set new Pay-Per-View records. 714 00:36:42,966 --> 00:36:45,766 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's get it straight. 715 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:48,700 The new leader in Pay-Per-View is Mr. Vince McMahon. [laughs] 716 00:36:48,766 --> 00:36:53,133 [Cole] The new leader in Pay-Per-View is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 717 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,133 [Lawler] All right. 718 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,566 The new leader in Pay-Per-View is the WWE. 719 00:36:56,633 --> 00:37:00,100 [Cole] New records for the Royal Rumble, but the world's talking about 720 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:04,100 St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Less than two weeks on Pay-Per-View. 721 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,633 -[Lawler] Whoa. -[Cole] Mr. McMahon and "Stone Cold" 722 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,133 in a steel cage. 723 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,133 Mr. McMahon is down in Texas tonight trying to provoke Austin 724 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,333 into breaking his contract. 725 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,833 I don't think Mr. McMahon wants to meet "Stone Cold" in that cage in two weeks 726 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:20,500 [Lawler] Yeah, well, I don't know why not. I guarantee you, 727 00:37:20,566 --> 00:37:25,000 St. Valentine's Day massacre, "Stone Cold"'s career will be massacred. 728 00:37:25,066 --> 00:37:27,700 [Cole] And Kurrgan now in control of Droz. 729 00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:31,133 Hey, what about Mankind floating around the arena tonight, 730 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,633 spending all of Rock's $100,000 that's from Shane's trust fund? 731 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,700 -[Lawler] Oh, look out! -[Cole] Whoa! 732 00:37:37,766 --> 00:37:41,766 [Lawler] I'm telling you, Mankind is on that championship spending spree. 733 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:45,933 He's a moron. He's an idiot. He's an embarrassment to the WWE. 734 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:49,799 -And plus, he's a thief. -[Cole] And of course, that steel cage. 735 00:37:49,866 --> 00:37:51,066 Oh, Droz. 736 00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:54,600 Looked like a broom handle or something like that from under the ring. 737 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:57,233 Just caught Kurrgan in the neck. And now Droz. 738 00:37:57,299 --> 00:38:00,133 Top rope. Will he be able to take advantage? 739 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,700 Superior athlete, 280 pounder, with a football tackle 740 00:38:04,766 --> 00:38:07,866 from the top rope, hooks the leg, and this one's over. 741 00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:09,066 -[bell rings] -Droz wins. 742 00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:11,366 Give the assist to that true winner. 743 00:38:11,433 --> 00:38:13,966 -[announcer] Here's your winner, Droz! -Stay down. 744 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,700 [Lawler] Man, look at this guy. 745 00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:20,900 [Cole] Droz beats the 7-foot 350 pounder, but he's not through yet. 746 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,200 [indistinct shouting] 747 00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:26,466 [Lawler] He's got it in for these Oddities for some reason. 748 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:30,733 -Now he's really putting it to Kurrgan. -[Cole] Hammering away on Kurrgan now. 749 00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:33,200 -Droz wants his opponent to stay down. -[Lawler] I guess. 750 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:36,433 [Cole] This is a relentless attack, much like we saw last week 751 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,166 against George "The Animal" Steele. 752 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,566 This guy's nuts. And here come the Oddities. 753 00:38:41,633 --> 00:38:43,200 -[Lawler] Watch it, Droz. -[Cole] Golga. 754 00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:47,700 And of course, the Giant Silva and Droz 755 00:38:47,766 --> 00:38:50,000 out of the ring, heading for higher ground. 756 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,600 Well, King, that steel cage still hanging ominously over the ring. 757 00:38:55,666 --> 00:39:01,133 It's going to be Triple H and Kane in that steel cage tonight. 758 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,333 [Lawler] Not to mention the fact that The Undertaker is here tonight. 759 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,033 We don't know what to expect out of him. 760 00:39:08,866 --> 00:39:12,700 Don't you guys stuff yourself too much. Because we got to be ready to move. 761 00:39:12,766 --> 00:39:13,600 That's great. 762 00:39:13,666 --> 00:39:17,000 I'm told this is where "Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes 763 00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:19,333 for his evening snack. 764 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,766 Can you imagine the look on his face when he walks in here and he sees us? 765 00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:26,700 How is this food anyway? 766 00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:28,033 -I love it. -What is it? 767 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,200 -Barbecue something? -Brisket. 768 00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:34,166 -Brisket. The ribs are great. -Brisket. They're great. 769 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:35,733 -Mm-hmm. -Try some. 770 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,933 -Let me try some. -Mmm. 771 00:39:39,266 --> 00:39:41,733 That barbecue sauce. 772 00:39:41,799 --> 00:39:45,000 Hey, waitress, waitress, come over here. 773 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:46,666 -Waitress. -Come here. 774 00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:49,299 -Yes. -What the hell is this? 775 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:52,799 You know who this is? This is Mr. McMahon from Greenwich, Connecticut. 776 00:39:52,866 --> 00:39:57,299 You serve food like this to everybody? This man here come all the way down here. 777 00:39:57,366 --> 00:40:01,299 You're not going to serve this garbage. I've tasted better dog food than this. 778 00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:05,200 -You have, had you? -Oh, for crying out loud. 779 00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:08,166 -What the hell kind of people are you? -What kind of food is this? 780 00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:11,799 [Lawler] What next is going to happen to Mr. McMahon? Uh-oh. 781 00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:14,533 ["Purity of Evil Ministry" playing] 782 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:34,933 [Cole] The Undertaker set for action, 783 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,133 led to the ring by Mideon, Viscera, and Paul Bearer. 784 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,666 On a night where we've seen Mr. McMahon down in Texas 785 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,600 looking for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 786 00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:51,733 And we've seen Mankind on a spending spree with The Rock's money. 787 00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:56,166 That cage still hangs ominously over the ring. 788 00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:59,900 [Lawler] Now that I've seen The Undertaker, I wish I was in Texas. 789 00:41:02,233 --> 00:41:04,633 [Cole] Kane, The Undertaker's younger brother, 790 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,133 and Triple H will meet in that steel cage 791 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,900 a bit later on tonight. 792 00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:14,566 But The Undertaker sending Mideon and Viscera to the ring. 793 00:41:14,633 --> 00:41:18,266 [announcer] The following six-man tag team match is scheduled for one fall 794 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,833 with a 20-minute time limit. 795 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:24,133 Introducing first, accompanied with Paul Bearer 796 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,933 at a combined weight of 1,127 pounds. 797 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,966 Mideon, 798 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:37,700 Viscera, and The Undertaker. 799 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,333 [Cole] There you saw Viscera, the latest addition 800 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,233 to the Ministry of Darkness at the Royal Rumble 801 00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:49,033 and The Undertaker waiting, watching. 802 00:41:50,666 --> 00:41:52,333 ["Blood" playing] 803 00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:03,000 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. Uh-oh. 804 00:42:04,299 --> 00:42:08,966 [Cole] It's going to get interesting now. Talk about a unique matchup. 805 00:42:09,033 --> 00:42:10,333 [Lawler] Wow. 806 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,666 [Cole] What a reaction for the trio known as the Brood, 807 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:17,933 Gangrel, Edge, and Christian. 808 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,833 Unique. 809 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,533 We know very little about them, except they live a gothic lifestyle, 810 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:27,600 and The Undertaker carefully watching The Brood head to the ring. 811 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:31,166 [Lawler] Well, I know this about 'em. If there's one force, one force 812 00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:34,100 that can compete with the Ministry of Darkness, 813 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,633 it's got to be The Brood. 814 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:40,533 Gangrel the leader in the middle, flanked on his left by Christian 815 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,366 on his right by Edge and it's perhaps 816 00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:48,566 the most unique psychological ploy 817 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:53,633 in the WWE today. The Brood psyching up for this matchup. 818 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:57,433 That red liquid spewed out at the crowd. 819 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,666 [Lawler] This is going to be like fighting fire with fire, so to speak. 820 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:04,966 [Cole] King, tonight, Raw is presented by America Online. 821 00:43:05,033 --> 00:43:07,700 The easiest Internet online service just got easier. 822 00:43:07,766 --> 00:43:12,133 America Online. So easy to use, no wonder it's number one. 823 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,666 [Lawler] And by 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls. 824 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:19,333 [Cole] And by WWE: The Music Volume 3. 825 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,133 Hear the original entrance theme songs of your favorite WWE superstars, 826 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,766 on sale now at all national record mart locations and other fine retailers. 827 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:30,866 And, King, this is the most popular CD we've ever produced. 828 00:43:30,933 --> 00:43:34,766 It's flying off the shelves in record stores everywhere. 829 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:38,200 Number 24 on the Billboard Top 200 this week. 830 00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:39,933 [Lawler] With a bullet! With a bullet! 831 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,633 [Cole] And here's Gangrel now, and Mideon, Mideon with authority, 832 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,733 slamming Gangrel into the corner. 833 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,933 This is a six-man tag team matchup. The Ministry against the Brood. 834 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,533 However, it's just Mideon and Viscera in the ring. 835 00:43:57,566 --> 00:43:59,666 And Mideon now fighting Gangrel. 836 00:44:00,366 --> 00:44:04,766 The Undertaker up on the stage, watching, looking. 837 00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:10,533 Obviously, The Undertaker 100% confident that his minions 838 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,533 are going to be able to take care of The Brood. 839 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,833 But keep in mind, King, The Undertaker is part of this matchup 840 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,533 and can get involved at any moment. 841 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,566 [Lawler] Well, I mean, it looks like it's a handicap matchup. 842 00:44:20,633 --> 00:44:24,566 [Cole] Viscera. 500-plus pounds into Gangrel. 843 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:29,299 [Lawler] I can't tell whether The Undertaker is pleased or what. 844 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:33,799 [Cole] The Undertaker is a strange man, and now The Brood, Edge, 845 00:44:33,866 --> 00:44:37,233 and Christian hammering away on Viscera, two on one. 846 00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:42,799 [Lawler] I'm trying to see if there's any expression on the face of The Undertaker. 847 00:44:42,866 --> 00:44:45,900 -I can't tell if he's dead or alive. -[Cole] Edge now off the rope. 848 00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:50,733 Viscera misses with the right hand, but what an elbow by the 500-plus pounder. 849 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:54,933 [Lawler] Paul Bearer's face back there looks like a well-kept grave. 850 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,700 [Cole] And Mideon with a kick to the midsection. 851 00:44:57,766 --> 00:44:58,933 Elbow to the back. 852 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:03,533 I'll tell you, King, keep looking up at that cage. 853 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,766 Kane, Triple H. Oh! Cage match later tonight. 854 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,366 Nice spinning heel kick by Edge. 855 00:45:13,033 --> 00:45:15,333 And now, double team by The Brood. 856 00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:19,966 Look at this, big back body drop, and Mideon's in trouble. 857 00:45:20,033 --> 00:45:23,799 And Christian, from the top rope, elbow to the sternum, 858 00:45:23,866 --> 00:45:25,400 but look at the strength of Viscera. 859 00:45:25,466 --> 00:45:29,033 Double drop kick, and The Brood holding the rope, and here are The Acolytes. 860 00:45:30,933 --> 00:45:32,833 -Bradshaw and Faarooq… -[bell rings repeatedly] 861 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,166 …also part of The Ministry, 862 00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:36,966 hammering away on The Brood, and here comes the Phenom. 863 00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:37,866 [Lawler] Oh, no. 864 00:45:38,966 --> 00:45:41,333 I told you I had a bad feeling about this, Michael. 865 00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:46,799 [Cole] The referees call for the bell. Obviously a disqualification. 866 00:45:46,866 --> 00:45:51,633 But the story here, The Ministry dismantling the Brood. 867 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,333 [Lawler] Maybe we should make ourselves scarce 868 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,866 when The Undertaker gets down here. 869 00:45:56,833 --> 00:46:00,966 [Cole] The Undertaker slowly to the ring. Here are officials, referees. 870 00:46:03,066 --> 00:46:05,200 -Wait a minute. -[Lawler] Think we should leave? 871 00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,333 [Cole] Kane, what the hell is The Brood doing? 872 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,633 The referees came out to help him, and The Brood 873 00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,600 -just threw him out of the ring. -[Lawler] What? 874 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,600 -Look at this! -[Cole] Oh! 875 00:46:16,666 --> 00:46:17,900 I don't understand this. 876 00:46:17,966 --> 00:46:20,333 The officials came out to help out The Brood, 877 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,666 and The Brood tossed 'em out of the ring. Oh! 878 00:46:24,466 --> 00:46:27,500 And The Ministry, systematically… 879 00:46:28,066 --> 00:46:31,366 tearing The Brood apart. I mean, it's an annihilation. 880 00:46:32,033 --> 00:46:35,266 [Lawler] The Brood outnumbered, but they refuse to help. Oh! 881 00:46:36,033 --> 00:46:38,600 [Cole] Have you ever seen the look in the Undertaker's eyes-- 882 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:39,733 [Lawler] Look at this! 883 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:42,566 [Cole] And now a bull rope. 884 00:46:45,133 --> 00:46:48,200 The Acolytes with a bull rope around Gangrel. 885 00:46:48,266 --> 00:46:50,933 [Lawler] It's a noose! What are they doing? 886 00:46:52,299 --> 00:46:54,966 Wait a minute. Are they going to string this guy up or something? 887 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,666 [Cole] The Undertaker just looking on. 888 00:46:59,466 --> 00:47:03,500 [Lawler] I mean, it's a white noose. Is that symbolic of something or what? 889 00:47:04,799 --> 00:47:06,533 [Cole] What's The Undertaker doing now? 890 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:11,000 -What in the world? -[Lawler] I don't know, this is strange. 891 00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:12,299 Very strange. Look! 892 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:15,400 [Cole] Undertaker laying hands now. 893 00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:18,533 And tossing Gangrel off the apron. 894 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,866 And look at Mideon. He's laughing. 895 00:47:20,933 --> 00:47:23,400 -He's enjoying this. -[Mideon] Come on, come on! 896 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,700 [Lawler] Look at his eyes. They're about to pop out of his hands. 897 00:47:26,766 --> 00:47:27,933 [Mideon] Come on. 898 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,833 Come on. 899 00:47:30,366 --> 00:47:33,633 [Cole] Gangrel hanging from that top rope 900 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:37,066 as The Undertaker silently looks on. 901 00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:38,533 ["Purity of Evil Ministry" playing] 902 00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,066 What darkness. 903 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,799 [Lawler] I don't know, this is scary. 904 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:49,166 [Cole] I still can't understand. The Brood had help. 905 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:52,066 The Brood had agents and officials in the ring. 906 00:47:52,133 --> 00:47:54,966 And The Brood tossed him out. What the hell is going on? 907 00:47:55,033 --> 00:47:57,533 [Lawler] I don't know, but now they've let Gangrel go. 908 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:02,233 [Cole] The Brood, total Annihilation 909 00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:05,933 at the hands of The Undertaker and his Ministry. 910 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,200 [Lawler] I'm telling you. You're right. This has been an annihilation. 911 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:17,033 But you want to talk annihilation? You want to talk massacres? 912 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:20,766 Let's talk about that cage match at St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 913 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:24,033 The Pay-Per-View, I promise you, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 914 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,166 will be annihilated. He'll be massacred. 915 00:48:26,233 --> 00:48:28,700 I mean, he'll be in worse shape than Gangrel is in right now, 916 00:48:28,766 --> 00:48:31,233 -if that's possible. -[Cole] Is this some sort of ritual? 917 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,333 This is highly unusual. The Undertaker. 918 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,666 What in the world is The Ministry doing with The Brood? 919 00:48:36,733 --> 00:48:37,566 [Mankind] Debra. 920 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,466 I bought you something for your boobs. 921 00:48:40,533 --> 00:48:42,233 What? Is there something wrong? 922 00:48:42,299 --> 00:48:45,233 No, as a matter of fact, I get a tingly feeling all over when I see them. 923 00:48:45,766 --> 00:48:47,666 But I'm afraid you're gonna catch a chest cold, 924 00:48:47,733 --> 00:48:50,200 and in your case, that could be fatal. Here's a sweater. 925 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:53,066 -[Lawler] What? -I've gotta go. Have a nice day. 926 00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:57,366 [Lawler] He bought her a sweater? What? 927 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,400 [commentator] This is WWE history in the making, 928 00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:06,033 an empty arena match for the first time ever. 929 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:09,066 Rock and Mankind going at it for the WWE title, 930 00:49:09,133 --> 00:49:11,333 pinfalls will count anywhere in the arena. 931 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,433 We have cameras in the locker rooms, in the parking lots. 932 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,700 We have cameras everywhere. 933 00:49:15,766 --> 00:49:18,433 [The Rock] Finally, Halftime Super Bowl. 934 00:49:18,533 --> 00:49:20,966 [commentator] The Rock and Mankind taking it to each other, 935 00:49:21,033 --> 00:49:25,533 the most unusual, most unique WWE championship match in history. 936 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,400 We're scrambling for cameras. We have them everywhere. 937 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,966 They're coming down the hallway. 938 00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:33,433 Here we are, they're spilling out here in front of the crew. 939 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,299 That's where they are now. They're out on a loading dock. 940 00:49:36,366 --> 00:49:39,166 The Mandible Claw, that paralyzing maneuver, and-- 941 00:49:39,233 --> 00:49:40,600 Oh, down he goes! 942 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:44,266 That paralyzing maneuver of Mankind is taking its effect on The Rock. 943 00:49:44,366 --> 00:49:45,466 What's he going to do now? 944 00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:49,033 He's going to run over him. No, that's going to crush The Rock. 945 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,866 No, don't pin him. No, no! 946 00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:58,100 Mankind becomes the WWE Champion with the aid of a forklift. 947 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:01,799 ["Wreck" playing] 948 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:03,766 [crowd cheering] 949 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:10,000 [Cole] For the second time, Mankind is the WWE Champion. 950 00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:13,400 -And what an ovation. -[crowd continues cheering] 951 00:50:13,466 --> 00:50:16,799 And here he comes, and Mr. McMahon has got to be hating this. 952 00:50:16,866 --> 00:50:19,333 [Lawler] You're right, he's hating it, because there, 953 00:50:19,399 --> 00:50:20,933 you see the most deranged, 954 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,866 -most repulsive champion in WWE history. -[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 955 00:50:24,933 --> 00:50:27,000 the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 956 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,566 -Mankind! -[Lawler] Second only to Steve Austin. 957 00:50:29,633 --> 00:50:32,799 [Cole] What a reception for the new WWE champion. 958 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:38,233 As you just saw, a brutal match, empty arena match, last night at halftime. 959 00:50:38,299 --> 00:50:41,466 WWE history in the making. 960 00:50:41,533 --> 00:50:45,566 Mankind again can call himself champion. 961 00:50:45,633 --> 00:50:49,166 [Lawler] I'll tell you something. The Rock is not going to take this lying down. 962 00:50:49,233 --> 00:50:51,899 Because at the Royal Rumble, Rock made Mankind, 963 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:55,600 well, I started to say, but he made Mankind scream, "I quit." 964 00:50:55,666 --> 00:50:58,866 The Rock's the true champion, but Mankind stole The Rock's money. 965 00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:00,066 [Cole] It was a recording. 966 00:51:01,766 --> 00:51:05,533 -He never said, "I quit." It was on tape. -[Lawler] He screamed it. 967 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,133 [crowd chanting] Foley! Foley! Foley! 968 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,500 [Lawler] This is a recording. Nobody would really be screaming "Foley." 969 00:51:11,566 --> 00:51:14,066 Thank you very much. [pants] 970 00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:17,866 Tell you the truth, 971 00:51:19,733 --> 00:51:24,966 after Halftime Heat, I don't feel all that good. 972 00:51:27,466 --> 00:51:33,166 -I probably don't look all that good. -[Lawler] That's an understatement. 973 00:51:33,233 --> 00:51:39,600 But last time I checked the mirror, I sure as hell did look like 974 00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:41,766 the new WWE champion. 975 00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:44,100 [crowd cheering] 976 00:51:44,166 --> 00:51:45,600 [Lawler] Repulsive. 977 00:51:46,299 --> 00:51:48,899 [The Rock] Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? 978 00:51:48,966 --> 00:51:52,166 -[Lawler] Oh, boy. Now, here we go. -["Know Your Role" playing] 979 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,733 [Cole] Now, what's he doing out here? 980 00:51:54,799 --> 00:51:56,733 [Lawler] What do you mean? 981 00:51:56,799 --> 00:52:00,299 [Cole] He was beaten one, two, three, last night on Halftime Heat. 982 00:52:00,366 --> 00:52:02,166 He had a chance to have a spotlight. 983 00:52:02,233 --> 00:52:06,333 [Lawler] Beat by a forklift with a thousand pounds of beer cans. 984 00:52:06,399 --> 00:52:08,366 How humiliating that had to be for The Rock. 985 00:52:08,433 --> 00:52:10,266 ♪ The Rock says ♪ 986 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:12,633 [Cole] The Rock should let Mankind have his spotlight. 987 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,466 -Let him enjoy it. -[Lawler] He ought to hit him with it. 988 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:18,000 Come on down there, Rock. 989 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:25,033 [Lawler] Listen up, Michael, the great one is about to speak. 990 00:52:25,133 --> 00:52:27,866 [crowd chanting] Rock, you suck! Rock, you suck! 991 00:52:27,933 --> 00:52:30,266 -Oh, no, this is awful. -[Cole] If the fans let him. 992 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:33,100 [crowd chanting] Rock, you suck! Rock, you suck! 993 00:52:35,433 --> 00:52:39,133 Now I'll tell you what, Mankind, you come out here 994 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,133 and you run your mouth, 995 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,966 you talk like a big shot, like you're The Rock, 996 00:52:44,033 --> 00:52:46,333 but obviously, you're not. Now… 997 00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:53,066 After the I Quit Match in which The Rock 998 00:52:53,133 --> 00:52:56,833 beat your roody-poo, candy ass 999 00:52:56,899 --> 00:52:58,600 all across the arena. 1000 00:53:00,933 --> 00:53:02,366 [Lawler] He did, you know. 1001 00:53:05,366 --> 00:53:09,500 When it was all said and done and the thousands and thousands 1002 00:53:09,566 --> 00:53:12,600 of The Rock's fans were done chanting his name, 1003 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,700 you screamed, "I quit," not once… 1004 00:53:19,733 --> 00:53:22,600 [crowd chanting] Rock, you suck! Rock, you suck! 1005 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:23,600 [Lawler] Please. 1006 00:53:26,933 --> 00:53:31,033 You screamed, "I quit," not once, not twice, 1007 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:32,899 but three times. 1008 00:53:32,966 --> 00:53:34,833 -[Cole] He never screamed it. -So now… 1009 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,833 after the Super Bowl Halftime matchup. 1010 00:53:39,899 --> 00:53:44,466 You beat The Rock, but if it weren't for a forklift, 1011 00:53:44,533 --> 00:53:50,233 you would have never, and The Rock means never, ever, beaten The Rock. 1012 00:53:51,433 --> 00:53:53,933 [Lawler] That's the truth. Never, ever. 1013 00:53:54,966 --> 00:53:55,799 [Cole] Please. 1014 00:53:58,733 --> 00:54:04,566 Now, although The Rock stands up here custom made from head to toe, 1015 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:08,000 he dresses like a million dollars. 1016 00:54:08,066 --> 00:54:10,766 He makes millions of dollars. 1017 00:54:11,866 --> 00:54:16,666 Not only is The Rock extremely articulate, but he's pretty damn good looking 1018 00:54:16,733 --> 00:54:17,799 on top of all that. 1019 00:54:18,433 --> 00:54:20,866 [Cole] Not only did The Rock lose his voice, King, 1020 00:54:20,933 --> 00:54:22,600 but he lost his championship. 1021 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,733 After the past two weeks, 1022 00:54:26,799 --> 00:54:31,633 you realize now, Mankind, that The Rock is all those things, 1023 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:38,666 including the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. 1024 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,866 [Lawler] Without a doubt. 1025 00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:44,866 Now… 1026 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:48,733 You look at The Rock when The Rock is speaking to you. 1027 00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:54,399 On top of all that, The Rock agreed to your matches. 1028 00:54:55,866 --> 00:55:01,633 Now you have something that belongs to The Rock, and it happens to be $97,000. 1029 00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:08,566 So Mankind, bring The Rock his $97,000 1030 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,766 before The Rock whips your monkey ass. 1031 00:55:12,633 --> 00:55:14,966 -[Lawler] Yeah. -[Cole] I think it's less than that now. 1032 00:55:15,033 --> 00:55:16,866 -He's been spending it all day. -Oh, hey, hey. 1033 00:55:17,733 --> 00:55:22,766 Hold on a second now, Rock. You see, I feel a little bad about that. 1034 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:29,200 First off, there's no longer $97,000. It's down to about 72. 1035 00:55:29,266 --> 00:55:31,666 -[Cole laughs] -[Lawler] What? Call the cops! 1036 00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:34,733 Secondly, I consider myself an honorable man, 1037 00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:38,833 and I did say if you gave me the empty arena match, 1038 00:55:38,899 --> 00:55:40,633 I'd return the cash, but… 1039 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,600 I changed my mind. 1040 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:45,966 [Lawler] What? 1041 00:55:46,033 --> 00:55:48,833 -[Cole] He reserves the right to do that. -[Lawler] He cannot do that. 1042 00:55:49,233 --> 00:55:53,799 Just to show you, though, that I am a truthful guy, 1043 00:55:53,866 --> 00:55:56,733 I'm going to agree with just about everything you said. 1044 00:55:57,433 --> 00:55:59,633 You do dress like a million bucks. 1045 00:56:00,533 --> 00:56:02,566 You do make millions of bucks. 1046 00:56:04,233 --> 00:56:06,733 Why, you even look pretty damn good, too. 1047 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:13,533 But it is my humble opinion that you are 1048 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,833 without a doubt the biggest horse's ass. 1049 00:56:17,899 --> 00:56:19,133 [Lawler] What? 1050 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,500 -[inaudible] -What? 1051 00:56:22,533 --> 00:56:25,166 In sports entertainment today. 1052 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,700 -He can't say that to The Rock. -[Cole] He just did. 1053 00:56:28,766 --> 00:56:33,433 Now, Rock, I will admit you have given Mankind 1054 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,433 some of the damnedest matches I've ever had. 1055 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,500 So you wanna rematch, Rock? 1056 00:56:40,566 --> 00:56:43,866 All you've got to do is ask. 1057 00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:47,200 [crowd chanting] Foley! Foley! Foley! 1058 00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:51,933 [The Rock] Now, you make your little challenges and The Rock accepts it. 1059 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 The Rock has a little challenge of his own. 1060 00:56:54,600 --> 00:57:01,200 In about two short weeks, Sunday, February 14th, Valentine's Day, 1061 00:57:01,266 --> 00:57:03,399 The Rock proposes a match 1062 00:57:03,466 --> 00:57:08,433 called Last Man Standing, which means there are no pinfalls, 1063 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:13,200 there are no submissions, and it also means that 1064 00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:19,233 if you thought The Rock was rough on your candy ass in the I Quit Match, 1065 00:57:20,066 --> 00:57:22,000 let alone yesterday's Heat match, 1066 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,600 Then come St. Valentine's Day Massacre, 1067 00:57:26,666 --> 00:57:29,833 The Rock will proceed to bash 1068 00:57:29,899 --> 00:57:33,799 your livin' brains in like you ain't never felt before. 1069 00:57:33,866 --> 00:57:35,299 [crowd cheering] 1070 00:57:37,466 --> 00:57:42,799 Now, if you've got enough testicular fortitude, 1071 00:57:44,333 --> 00:57:46,566 then you'll go ahead and accept The Rock's challenge. 1072 00:57:48,366 --> 00:57:50,833 You want a last man standing match 1073 00:57:51,966 --> 00:57:53,633 with Mankind? 1074 00:57:55,433 --> 00:57:59,066 You have got a deal. 1075 00:57:59,966 --> 00:58:02,466 [Lawler] Oh! Uh-oh. 1076 00:58:03,366 --> 00:58:04,566 It's gonna be a massacre. 1077 00:58:05,566 --> 00:58:09,066 The Rock figured your [muted] would say that, but I'll tell you what, 1078 00:58:09,133 --> 00:58:13,399 Mankind, in two weeks, when it's all said and done, 1079 00:58:13,466 --> 00:58:14,899 and the millions… 1080 00:58:14,966 --> 00:58:17,266 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 1081 00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:21,466 …and millions of The Rock's fans are through chanting his name. 1082 00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:26,666 And The Rock stands over you, the WWE champ. 1083 00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:31,566 You're gonna realize why The Rock is the great one. 1084 00:58:32,399 --> 00:58:37,366 Why The Rock is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. 1085 00:58:40,133 --> 00:58:44,233 And why The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, 1086 00:58:44,299 --> 00:58:49,766 the best damn WWE champ there ever was. 1087 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,333 [crowd cheering] 1088 00:58:56,266 --> 00:59:01,533 If you smell… 1089 00:59:02,733 --> 00:59:04,133 what The Rock… 1090 00:59:08,033 --> 00:59:09,266 is cooking. 1091 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:11,899 -["Know Your Role" playing] -[Cole] Folks, in two weeks, 1092 00:59:11,966 --> 00:59:15,466 at St. Valentine's Day Massacre on Pay-Per-View, 1093 00:59:15,533 --> 00:59:19,100 Last Man Standing, Rock vs. Mankind. 1094 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,766 ♪ The Rock says ♪ 1095 00:59:23,899 --> 00:59:27,533 Most people have the right impression about World Wrestling Entertainment. 1096 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,899 We are a violent form of entertainment. 1097 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,200 [grunts] 1098 00:59:31,266 --> 00:59:32,233 [woman moaning] Yes. 1099 00:59:32,299 --> 00:59:34,933 -We always use sex to enhance our image. -Mmm. 1100 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,533 You know, as athletes, we couldn't give a monkey's ass 1101 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,166 -about being good role models. -We're not wholesome… 1102 00:59:41,233 --> 00:59:42,066 family… 1103 00:59:42,966 --> 00:59:43,866 entertainment. 1104 00:59:44,666 --> 00:59:48,399 We're trying to make the world a crummy place for mankind. 1105 00:59:49,533 --> 00:59:53,399 -Have a nice day. -[narrator] WWE Attitude. 1106 00:59:53,466 --> 00:59:54,566 [screams] 1107 00:59:54,933 --> 00:59:56,266 -Get it? -[car alarm wailing] 1108 00:59:57,033 --> 01:00:00,766 Now look, I know this has been a long road in this godforsaken state. 1109 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:02,899 All right, look, we put up with a lot of crap. 1110 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:06,500 But finally, we've got him. And we got him trapped. 1111 01:00:06,566 --> 01:00:08,500 There's no way out for that SOB. 1112 01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:13,299 We have it on good authority he's right behind that door. 1113 01:00:14,233 --> 01:00:18,166 Now listen, this is the plan. Don't screw it up. 1114 01:00:18,233 --> 01:00:20,533 All I wanna do is provoke him. 1115 01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:25,033 I'm gonna jump on him verbally as hard as I possibly can. 1116 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,200 I know he's coming for me. He can't resist. 1117 01:00:27,966 --> 01:00:31,233 All right, and when I do that, all right, and I know he's gonna hit me, 1118 01:00:31,299 --> 01:00:32,866 listen, I'll probably go down. 1119 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:35,500 Then from there, that's when you two come in. 1120 01:00:35,566 --> 01:00:38,299 I want you to jump him. I'll go get the car, all right? 1121 01:00:38,366 --> 01:00:39,466 -Jump him? -Jump him? 1122 01:00:39,533 --> 01:00:40,633 I want you to jump him. 1123 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:43,100 -Whoa. -You jump Austin, all right? 1124 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:45,333 -You want to jump Austin? -You jump Austin. 1125 01:00:45,399 --> 01:00:48,733 Look, he would have broken his contract. That's why we came here. 1126 01:00:49,066 --> 01:00:51,666 -The job will be done. -Where are you going to be, Mr. McMahon? 1127 01:00:51,733 --> 01:00:54,566 -I'll get the car. -Yes, sir, Mr. McMahon. 1128 01:00:54,633 --> 01:00:56,600 -Through that door? -Right through the door. 1129 01:00:56,666 --> 01:01:00,533 Now, just get it together. There's guns in there. 1130 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,533 Get it together. 1131 01:01:03,766 --> 01:01:05,600 -Are you with me now? -Yeah. 1132 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:07,966 You're sure? You're not going to let me down? 1133 01:01:08,033 --> 01:01:11,633 Damn it, Patterson. Brisco, let's get this over with. 1134 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:14,066 Get him to break his contract, and it'll be worth it. 1135 01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:15,299 Now step aside. 1136 01:01:15,366 --> 01:01:16,666 -Go. -All right. 1137 01:01:17,366 --> 01:01:19,600 -I know he's back there. -[country music playing] 1138 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:21,933 [sighs] 1139 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,000 [country music continues playing] 1140 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,333 Hey, Austin, I've been looking for you, you chicken [bleep]. 1141 01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:35,866 What's this? Who you calling chicken [bleep]? 1142 01:01:35,933 --> 01:01:37,200 No, I'm sorry, sir. 1143 01:01:37,266 --> 01:01:39,533 You looking for Austin or you looking for a bullet? 1144 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,666 No, no, I'm looking for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1145 01:01:41,733 --> 01:01:44,566 If you're looking for Austin, he's down at the bar at Archie Blues. 1146 01:01:45,466 --> 01:01:48,500 -I'm sorry, Archie Blues. -Archie Blues. 1147 01:01:48,566 --> 01:01:49,766 Archie Blues. 1148 01:01:50,866 --> 01:01:51,700 Get it straight. 1149 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,033 [Lawler] Whoa. 1150 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,399 ["Oh You Didn't Know" playing] 1151 01:01:58,466 --> 01:02:00,433 [Road Dogg] Oh, you didn't know? 1152 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:03,466 [Lawler] Michael, we almost had a real, real bad situation there. 1153 01:02:03,533 --> 01:02:07,299 You have to call somebody! 1154 01:02:07,366 --> 01:02:11,333 [Cole] Seems Mr. McMahon's not getting along too well down there in Texas. 1155 01:02:11,399 --> 01:02:15,133 And Road Dogg is set for tag team in action. 1156 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,133 -You're damn right! -[Cole] Teaming up with Al Snow this week. 1157 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,466 [Lawler] But one thing, 1158 01:02:19,533 --> 01:02:24,033 Mr. McMahon knows exactly where "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is right now. 1159 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:27,966 -Archie Blues or Archie something. -[Cole] Archie Blues. 1160 01:02:28,033 --> 01:02:31,033 I'm the hardcore champion. 1161 01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:33,566 I said hard. 1162 01:02:34,299 --> 01:02:36,133 [Cole] Road Dogg, the hardcore champion 1163 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:40,366 in a hardcore tag team match this week on Raw. 1164 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:45,733 And Mr. McMahon down in Texas trying to provoke "Stone Cold". 1165 01:02:45,799 --> 01:02:47,899 [Lawler] Let me give a word of warning right now. 1166 01:02:47,966 --> 01:02:51,266 "Stone Cold", if you're around the television set, 1167 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:54,533 if they got a TV there in Archie Blues, I want you to know Mr. McMahon 1168 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,866 -is coming for you right now. -Now bear with me. 1169 01:02:56,933 --> 01:02:58,899 This may change just a little bit. 1170 01:03:00,066 --> 01:03:05,166 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X 1171 01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:12,166 proudly brings to you, it's WWE Hardcore Champion of the World. 1172 01:03:12,866 --> 01:03:15,233 The Road Dogg, Jesse James. 1173 01:03:15,299 --> 01:03:17,066 And if you, no, no. 1174 01:03:17,133 --> 01:03:23,266 And if you ain't down with me and this belt, I got two words for you. 1175 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,100 [crowd chanting] Suck it! 1176 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:27,466 [Cole] So the Road Dogg, the hardcore champion. 1177 01:03:28,866 --> 01:03:33,000 Teaming up with his man, Al Snow. They've formed a bond in recent weeks. 1178 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:39,200 Ever since the Hardcore Battle they had a few weeks back, Road Dogg and Al Snow. 1179 01:03:39,266 --> 01:03:41,833 [Lawler] You call this a bond, what these two have formed? 1180 01:03:41,899 --> 01:03:43,966 [Cole] Well, last week on Raw, Road Dogg and Al Snow 1181 01:03:44,033 --> 01:03:46,466 had just agreed to a two out of three matches series 1182 01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:49,866 for the Hardcore Championship, but they were attacked by 1183 01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:51,600 the Ministry of Darkness. 1184 01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:57,633 The Acolytes, Mideon and Viscera, doing a number on the Road Dogg 1185 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:02,466 and Al Snow, which has led to this hardcore tag team matchup tonight. 1186 01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:07,600 Al Snow and the Road Dogg versus the Acolytes, who we saw earlier in that… 1187 01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:10,933 [Lawler] I still don't know how to describe that occurrence we had here. 1188 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,133 [announcer] Their opponents in this hardcore tag team match, 1189 01:04:14,866 --> 01:04:19,233 -at a combined weight… -[Lawler] It was a ritual or something. 1190 01:04:19,299 --> 01:04:21,100 [announcer] Faarooq and Bradshaw, The Acolytes. 1191 01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,700 [Cole] This match-- here we go now. 1192 01:04:22,766 --> 01:04:25,233 Al Snow and Bradshaw, Faarooq goes after Road Dogg. 1193 01:04:25,299 --> 01:04:28,233 This match will not, King, be for the weak of heart. 1194 01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:29,600 Oh! 1195 01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,833 [Lawler] It's a hardcore match. 1196 01:04:31,899 --> 01:04:35,000 I mean that means absolutely anything goes, Michael, 1197 01:04:35,066 --> 01:04:36,833 no rules so to speak. 1198 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,233 Look out, watch it. 1199 01:04:40,299 --> 01:04:41,433 [Cole] Wait a minute, King. 1200 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,166 I told you… 1201 01:04:43,233 --> 01:04:45,133 You said they were going to come over this way. 1202 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,233 [Lawler] I didn't know it would be this soon. 1203 01:04:47,299 --> 01:04:48,133 [Lawler exclaims] 1204 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:52,033 -Oh, my gosh. Look out. -[Cole] Wait a minute. Oh. 1205 01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:57,066 Oh, great. He's got the whole bell table. 1206 01:04:57,133 --> 01:04:58,166 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1207 01:04:58,866 --> 01:05:00,433 [Cole] Road Dogg into the table. 1208 01:05:01,266 --> 01:05:02,500 [Lawler] Watch it, watch it. 1209 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,500 [Cole] King, watch it. King, oh. 1210 01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,866 Faarooq with a chair to Road Dogg. 1211 01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:12,766 [Lawler] Watch my crown here, Michael. 1212 01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:15,333 [Cole] Hardcore tag team matchup. Oh, man. 1213 01:05:15,399 --> 01:05:19,299 No holds barred. Falls count anywhere. No disqualification. 1214 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,633 Oh, Road Dogg blocked the chair. 1215 01:05:25,399 --> 01:05:26,733 [Lawler] Watch this. Look. 1216 01:05:26,799 --> 01:05:30,399 Man. That thing weighs about 300 pounds. 1217 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:37,200 -[Cole] Road Dogg with a pencil. -[Lawler] Look out! 1218 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,466 [Cole] Bradshaw with steel stairs. 1219 01:05:39,533 --> 01:05:41,500 And Al Snow moved out of the way. 1220 01:05:43,433 --> 01:05:44,899 Anything goes. 1221 01:05:44,966 --> 01:05:47,233 Hardcore tag team matchup. 1222 01:05:47,299 --> 01:05:49,600 Acolytes against Al Snow on the Road Dogg. 1223 01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:53,666 And in less than two weeks on Pay-Per-View, 1224 01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:59,466 Road Dogg and Al Snow will go at it at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 1225 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:04,200 [Lawler] I'm telling you, you got to get Road Dogg and Al Snow going. 1226 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:10,100 -[Cole] Bell into the head. And a chair. -[Lawler] Look out! Man. 1227 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,266 [Cole] And another one. 1228 01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:15,600 -Bradshaw knocked down. And Faarooq. -[Lawler exclaims] 1229 01:06:16,299 --> 01:06:19,500 [Lawler] Like I said, you got to give Al Snow and the Road Dogg credit. 1230 01:06:19,566 --> 01:06:24,933 Who in their right mind would go into a hardcore match against The Acolytes? 1231 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,533 These two guys, that's who. 1232 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,700 [Cole] And here's the Western Union double feature. 1233 01:06:31,399 --> 01:06:34,833 -[Lawler] What do we got going here now? -[Cole] One strike by Bradshaw. 1234 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:38,833 And Road Dogg and Al Snow had set up the table, but Faarooq's recovered 1235 01:06:38,899 --> 01:06:41,433 -and now hammering away on Al Snow. -[Lawler] Look out! 1236 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,633 [Cole] Al Snow tossed out of the ring, 1237 01:06:45,366 --> 01:06:47,600 -and Bradshaw-- Oh, my! -[Lawler] Look at that chair! 1238 01:06:48,899 --> 01:06:51,466 [Cole] And Faarooq and Al Snow out in the crowd. 1239 01:06:51,533 --> 01:06:55,233 [Lawler] That chair has been molded to the shape of The Acolyte's head. 1240 01:06:56,333 --> 01:07:00,200 [Cole] Faarooq and Al Snow battling it away in the barricade. 1241 01:07:01,799 --> 01:07:04,433 They're partners tonight, but as we said in two weeks 1242 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:06,833 on Pay-Per-View, Road Dogg and Al Snow 1243 01:07:06,899 --> 01:07:09,933 are the second in their best-of-three series of matches 1244 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,433 for the Hardcore Championship. 1245 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,500 Road Dogg is already up one match to none, the second one at 1246 01:07:15,566 --> 01:07:17,833 the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 1247 01:07:17,899 --> 01:07:21,600 [Lawler] We may have a massacre here tonight. Look at this! 1248 01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:23,833 [Cole] Al Snow in the crowd. 1249 01:07:24,399 --> 01:07:27,533 Road Dogg being dragged by his hair by Bradshaw. 1250 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,266 And here's Al Stone now to the rescue. And all four men now in the crowd. 1251 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,366 [Lawler] Ah! That's some cotton candy! 1252 01:07:33,433 --> 01:07:38,033 [Cole] No disqualification, no rules in this one. It's all perfectly legal. 1253 01:07:39,399 --> 01:07:42,033 Road Dogg and Al Snow teamed up last week on Raw 1254 01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:45,166 and defeated The Brood in the same type of matchup. 1255 01:07:45,233 --> 01:07:47,366 -[Lawler] Watch it, watch it. -[Cole] Oh, man. 1256 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:51,433 Here's a cover now and a kick out after one by Bradshaw. 1257 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,966 -[all clamoring] -[Lawler] Ha! 1258 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:56,500 Here's the concession stand. 1259 01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:59,200 -[Cole] Faarooq. -[Lawler] Oh! 1260 01:07:59,266 --> 01:08:01,533 [Cole] And Al Snow with some beer to the face of Faarooq. 1261 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:02,866 [Lawler] This Bud's for you. 1262 01:08:03,733 --> 01:08:05,500 [Cole] And now-- oh! 1263 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,899 Road Dogg and Bradshaw. 1264 01:08:07,966 --> 01:08:10,000 Al Snow and Faarooq, this thing's out of control. 1265 01:08:10,066 --> 01:08:11,033 [Lawler] I guess. 1266 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,533 They're on the concourse now. 1267 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:17,500 -Al Snow's shot to the face of Faarooq. -[Lawler] They're in the hall! 1268 01:08:17,566 --> 01:08:20,899 [Cole] Bradshaw slamming Road Dogg into the table. 1269 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,066 -[man] Yeah! -[Lawler] Look out! 1270 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:28,099 -[Cole] Oh! -[Lawler laughs] Look at Al Snow smiling. 1271 01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:31,200 -He loves it. -[Cole] Al Snow loves hardcore rules. 1272 01:08:32,433 --> 01:08:36,233 And there's the hardcore champion, Road Dogg, having it handed to him. 1273 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,366 Outside, Faarooq and Al Snow. 1274 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,533 [Lawler] I'll tell you what, Al Snow 1275 01:08:41,599 --> 01:08:43,366 and the Road Dogg deserve each other. 1276 01:08:44,133 --> 01:08:46,533 [Cole] They'll get each other in less than two weeks, 1277 01:08:46,599 --> 01:08:49,166 -but tonight they're on the same team. -[Lawler] Watch it, guys. 1278 01:08:49,233 --> 01:08:51,099 I hope there's no forklifts out there. 1279 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:55,333 [Cole] Back to the arena, Road Dogg, Bradshaw, 1280 01:08:55,399 --> 01:08:57,599 outside, and Al Snow and Faarooq. 1281 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:02,233 [Lawler] I'm telling you something, these WWE superstars give it their all. 1282 01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:05,266 Everything they've got at home and everything they can find. 1283 01:09:06,733 --> 01:09:09,433 -[Cole] Garbage can, Al Snow now. -[Lawler] Oh! 1284 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,966 -[Cole] To Faarooq. -[man whoops] 1285 01:09:12,966 --> 01:09:16,766 [Lawler] I'm telling you, I didn't think-- I thought the Acolytes would have 1286 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,066 no trouble handling Road Dogg and Al Snow. 1287 01:09:19,133 --> 01:09:20,500 Boy, was I wrong. Look at this. 1288 01:09:21,566 --> 01:09:24,033 [Cole] Al Snow hammering away on Faarooq. 1289 01:09:24,099 --> 01:09:27,066 -And back now, here at ringside. -[Lawler] Wait a minute, some goof… 1290 01:09:27,733 --> 01:09:28,733 No, look at the-- 1291 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,800 -Oh, wow. -[Cole] What in the world? 1292 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,766 And Al Snow now with a broom. 1293 01:09:36,366 --> 01:09:38,966 [Lawler] Man, some fan's got a headache. 1294 01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:41,500 [Cole] Oh, man! 1295 01:09:41,566 --> 01:09:44,599 You see that can bend around the head of Faarooq? 1296 01:09:44,666 --> 01:09:46,700 [Lawler] Forget about it. Look at this! 1297 01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:52,766 [Cole] Back in the ring, it's Bradshaw. And Al Snow with a table. 1298 01:09:53,266 --> 01:09:54,766 [Lawler] Let me ask you something. 1299 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:57,233 Michael, would you call this an action-adventure? 1300 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:00,833 [Cole] It's an action-adventure. It's an epic at its best. 1301 01:10:03,266 --> 01:10:06,300 Hardcore rules. Road Dogg trying to battle back. 1302 01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:09,400 [Lawler] This isn't even the cage match. That's coming later on. 1303 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:12,933 -Look at this. Oh, my gosh. -[Cole] Triple H and Kane in a cage. 1304 01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:14,933 It's Viscera! 1305 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,233 -[Lawler] Look at this. Speaking of ugly. -[Cole] Viscera from The Ministry. 1306 01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:21,099 And the 500-pounder caught Al Snow in midair. 1307 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,666 [Lawler] Oh, no. Oh, man. 1308 01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:32,266 [Cole] Viscera, 500 pounds of pure strength dismantled Al Snow. 1309 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,166 And Snow's laughing about it. 1310 01:10:35,233 --> 01:10:36,466 [Lawler] He's whacked. 1311 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:40,833 I'm telling you what, that reminded me of what Mr. McMahon is going to do 1312 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:44,333 -when he gets his hands on Austin tonight. -[Cole] Wait, Faarooq's back in the ring. 1313 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,033 And the Acolytes down with two on one against the Road Dogg. 1314 01:10:48,099 --> 01:10:51,433 [Lawler] Mr. McMahon will slam Austin right through one of those bar stools 1315 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:54,900 or one of those tables in that bar he's going to be boozing it up in. 1316 01:10:56,633 --> 01:10:57,966 Look at this. Whoa! 1317 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,599 Road Dogg's back of his head through the table. 1318 01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,666 -Here's the cover. -[referee] One, two, three. 1319 01:11:03,733 --> 01:11:06,766 -[Lawler] Man! -[Cole] The Acolytes defeat Road Dogg. 1320 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:09,533 [announcer] Here are your winners, the Acolytes. 1321 01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:14,400 Road Dogg pinned in the middle of a table his partner, Al Snow… 1322 01:11:15,366 --> 01:11:16,833 [Lawler] He's outside. 1323 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:18,300 I think he's got crushed ribs. 1324 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,933 Now the whole Ministry, including those Druids. 1325 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,466 [Lawler] What are the Druids doing? 1326 01:11:25,533 --> 01:11:26,966 ["Purity of Evil Ministry" playing] 1327 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,099 [Cole] Oh, no, this can't be good. Wait a minute. 1328 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:31,933 You know what that means. 1329 01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:33,833 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing, Road Dogg, 1330 01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:35,800 if I were you, I'd get out of here. 1331 01:11:36,599 --> 01:11:37,433 Ah! 1332 01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:41,766 -[Cole] Oh, this can't be good. -[Lawler] You're not kidding. 1333 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,833 [Cole] There he is, The Phenom. 1334 01:11:45,066 --> 01:11:51,866 The Undertaker, who earlier tonight led to dismantling of The Brood 1335 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,099 -by the Ministry of Darkness. -[Lawler] Look at this. 1336 01:11:57,433 --> 01:11:59,200 What is going on, Michael? 1337 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,599 -[Cole] I don't understand. -[Lawler] Look at the Undertaker. 1338 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:06,966 Look at his eyes. I mean, they're gone. 1339 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:10,166 [Cole] What is this? 1340 01:12:11,266 --> 01:12:13,500 [Lawler] I don't know. Hey! What? 1341 01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:20,266 Hey! The Druids! The Druids are The Brood! 1342 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,166 [Lawler] But… 1343 01:12:22,233 --> 01:12:26,200 I mean, the Ministry of Darkness destroyed these guys earlier tonight. 1344 01:12:26,266 --> 01:12:29,166 -What is happening? -[Cole] Well, perhaps it was a ritual. 1345 01:12:29,233 --> 01:12:33,700 Maybe a way to prove themselves, prove themselves to The Undertaker. 1346 01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:36,233 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1347 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:40,066 It was the Brood, the Druids were the Brood all along. 1348 01:12:40,133 --> 01:12:43,000 Has this been a part of some long, drawn-out initiation? 1349 01:12:43,066 --> 01:12:44,500 [Lawler] I know one thing, 1350 01:12:44,566 --> 01:12:47,666 There's going to be a real massacre of St. Valentine's Day now. I know it. 1351 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:52,000 -[narrator] It's a day for giving. -[Vince McMahon] I'm going to get me some. 1352 01:12:52,066 --> 01:12:53,633 [narrator] A day for sharing. 1353 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:56,900 [Stone Cold] Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your [bleep]." 1354 01:12:56,966 --> 01:13:00,700 [narrator] A time to tell that special someone how you really feel. 1355 01:13:00,766 --> 01:13:02,900 -[Vince McMahon] I hate Austin! -[Stone Cold] Mr. McMahon, 1356 01:13:03,033 --> 01:13:04,400 I know you hate my guts, 1357 01:13:04,466 --> 01:13:06,200 and I feel the same way about you. 1358 01:13:06,266 --> 01:13:12,233 [narrator] Austin, McMahon, a steel cage. WWE St. Valentine's Day Massacre, 1359 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,933 live on Pay-Per-View. 1360 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:23,400 [Cole] We're back in the war zone. This happened moments ago. 1361 01:13:23,466 --> 01:13:26,533 A hardcore tag team match between the Road Dogg and Al Snow 1362 01:13:26,599 --> 01:13:27,599 against the Acolytes 1363 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:32,133 when Viscera came from out of nowhere to help out his brother in The Acolytes. 1364 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:36,133 He took out Al Snow outside and then the double team 1365 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,233 by The Acolytes inside the arena. 1366 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:42,066 Bradshaw and Faarooq picking up the pin in the victory over Road Dogg. 1367 01:13:42,133 --> 01:13:44,233 [Lawler] I'll tell you, this match was everywhere. 1368 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:49,466 And then as Road Dogg was laying helpless, the Druids appeared along with Viscera. 1369 01:13:49,533 --> 01:13:52,633 And then, oh my gosh, The Undertaker on the scene. 1370 01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:54,733 It was eerie. And look at this. 1371 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,000 The Druids were revealed to be The Brood. 1372 01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,933 [Cole] Look at this family portrait, King, during the break. 1373 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,133 [Lawler] It looks like the Addams Family, or worse! 1374 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,400 -My gosh! -[Cole] The Ministry of Darkness. 1375 01:14:05,466 --> 01:14:07,900 Could this be what The Undertaker means by Hell on Earth? 1376 01:14:07,966 --> 01:14:12,566 And then the Road Dogg leaving in a mean, mean way. 1377 01:14:12,633 --> 01:14:15,500 [Lawler] I don't know how he was walking, he was walking with a purple… 1378 01:14:15,566 --> 01:14:16,666 Uh-oh, wait a minute. 1379 01:14:16,733 --> 01:14:17,866 We're back live now. 1380 01:14:18,766 --> 01:14:20,400 [Cole] This is outside the arena. 1381 01:14:21,066 --> 01:14:24,099 -Where in the hell were you? -Where the hell were you? 1382 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:26,066 What do you mean where the hell was I? 1383 01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:30,000 I was getting my ass whipped by about 10 guys while you were out here 1384 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,400 kissing your stinking mannequin head or something. 1385 01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:34,300 Let me tell you something. I was out here. 1386 01:14:34,366 --> 01:14:36,266 I was handling things fine by myself! 1387 01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:40,300 And then some 500-pound gorilla slammed me through the board over there! 1388 01:14:40,366 --> 01:14:41,900 I know what this is. 1389 01:14:41,966 --> 01:14:44,099 -What? -I did you that favor. I give you, 1390 01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:46,933 I give you a shot at the hardcore belt. And then what do you do? 1391 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,066 -You hang me out to dry. -Well, you know what? 1392 01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,333 -I'm above you. I'm above you. -You kiss my ass. 1393 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,599 [indistinct argument] 1394 01:14:53,666 --> 01:14:56,566 -You go ahead. -[Cole] Oh! 1395 01:14:58,233 --> 01:15:00,966 -Road Dogg with a chair. Oh! -[Lawler] Look at this! 1396 01:15:02,033 --> 01:15:07,099 [Cole] Road Dogg thought Snow left him high and dry in that hardcore match. 1397 01:15:07,166 --> 01:15:10,233 You screwed that one all up, you freakin' psycho! 1398 01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:12,900 [Lawler] So much for that bond you mentioned between these two. 1399 01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:15,666 [Cole] King, those two are going to meet in less than two weeks. 1400 01:15:15,733 --> 01:15:19,099 That's St. Valentine's Day. And there's the steel cage. 1401 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,566 Coming up next, Kane versus Triple H. 1402 01:15:21,633 --> 01:15:25,533 This could just be like the one which will contain Mr. McMahon and "Stone Cold" 1403 01:15:25,599 --> 01:15:29,733 in less than two weeks. Wait a minute. Mr. McMahon thinks he's found "Stone Cold" 1404 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,633 [Lawler] What? 1405 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,700 -Hey, Austin. -Hey. 1406 01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,966 [Lawler] Look, McMahon found Austin. 1407 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:40,866 Hey, chicken [bleep], you. Yeah, you. 1408 01:15:40,933 --> 01:15:42,766 Stand up when I'm talking to you. Come on. 1409 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,266 [country music playing] 1410 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:49,300 Don't you turn your back on me, I'll throw your ass over the top rope, 1411 01:15:49,366 --> 01:15:52,866 I beat you in the Royal Rumble and it's eating you up inside. 1412 01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:55,966 You know damn well it is, come on, stand up. 1413 01:15:56,033 --> 01:15:58,333 Yeah, come on, come on, Austin. 1414 01:15:58,400 --> 01:15:59,599 Hit me. 1415 01:15:59,666 --> 01:16:02,633 Come on. I came all the way from this godforsaken place 1416 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:05,166 to be-- come on, Austin, what's the matter, huh? 1417 01:16:05,233 --> 01:16:08,433 Come on, you chicken [bleep]. Come on, stand up, hit me. 1418 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,666 What's the matter with you, huh? 1419 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,000 Come on, damn it. 1420 01:16:12,066 --> 01:16:13,933 -Come on, Austin, hit him. -I'm talking to you. 1421 01:16:17,866 --> 01:16:18,700 Go ahead. 1422 01:16:18,766 --> 01:16:21,266 I done told you once, you dumb son of a bitch. 1423 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:24,500 And if you got a hearing problem, read my lips. 1424 01:16:24,566 --> 01:16:27,833 I'm not going to hit your ass here in Victoria, Texas. 1425 01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,300 I'm going to wait until it's nice and legal 1426 01:16:30,366 --> 01:16:32,866 when I get your ass in that steel cage. 1427 01:16:32,933 --> 01:16:34,400 Do you understand me? 1428 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:40,333 You chicken [bleep]. Hit me, you son of a bitch. 1429 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:44,066 Go. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Come on. 1430 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,400 Hit me. 1431 01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:47,133 -Damn it, hit me. -[man] Hit him. 1432 01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:54,733 I done told you Vince, look at me, I'm not shaking like you. 1433 01:16:56,099 --> 01:17:00,966 I done told you, when I get your ass in the cage, your ass is mine. 1434 01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:06,333 And you will know that Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass." 1435 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:09,466 And like I said, I'll say it one more time, I will not hit you tonight. 1436 01:17:10,566 --> 01:17:15,633 But I can't speak for, as you put it, these kind of people. 1437 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:20,166 So as I make my exit and head to the house, uh… 1438 01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:27,099 You guys show Mr. McMahon a real good time at my expense. 1439 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:28,700 What the hell are you talking about? 1440 01:17:28,766 --> 01:17:30,599 -Whoa, guys. -[bar patrons chattering angrily] 1441 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:32,400 -[Lawler] Austin's chicken. -It's all right. 1442 01:17:32,466 --> 01:17:34,766 -It's all right, guys. -Wait a minute. Let's take it easy. 1443 01:17:34,866 --> 01:17:37,300 -I came for Austin. -[Cole] He's gonna wait for the cage. 1444 01:17:37,366 --> 01:17:39,000 -That's it, all right? -Easy. 1445 01:17:39,066 --> 01:17:40,366 Easy now. 1446 01:17:40,433 --> 01:17:41,666 I came here for Austin. 1447 01:17:41,733 --> 01:17:43,599 -Buy you a beer? -We like this town, man. 1448 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,933 -It's a nice town. -[Lawler] This looks like deliverance. 1449 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,066 -♪ Break it down ♪ -["Are You Ready?" playing] 1450 01:17:48,133 --> 01:17:50,000 Oh, no, Mr. McMahon's in bad trouble. 1451 01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:56,200 [Cole] All I know is Steve Austin is going to wait for the steel cage. 1452 01:17:56,266 --> 01:17:58,233 And less than two weeks on Pay-Per-View 1453 01:17:58,300 --> 01:17:59,966 at the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 1454 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:02,966 Austin, McMahon in the cage. 1455 01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:05,733 The rattlesnake kept his cool. 1456 01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:09,833 He didn't hit McMahon. He wasn't provoked into being fired. 1457 01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:12,000 Now we're gonna have a Steel Cage Match on our hands. 1458 01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:16,466 [Lawler] How did Austin keep his cool? How did he do that? I can't believe it. 1459 01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:18,433 [Cole] Speaking of Steel Cage Matches, 1460 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:21,333 Triple H and Kane right here, right now 1461 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:24,033 in a match set up on Heat by Shane last night 1462 01:18:24,733 --> 01:18:27,166 who's in charge in his father's absence. 1463 01:18:28,133 --> 01:18:29,833 [Lawler] Listen, I just got word 1464 01:18:29,933 --> 01:18:32,900 that if all hell breaks loose down in that Texas bar, 1465 01:18:32,966 --> 01:18:36,400 And Mr. McMahon feels like taking out his frustrations on the rest of those 1466 01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:39,000 moronic Texans down there, we'll go back there. 1467 01:18:39,066 --> 01:18:40,433 Our cameras are standing by. 1468 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,766 Mr. McMahon would clean house with those bums. 1469 01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:46,466 [Cole] Don't worry, he's got Brisco and Patterson sticking up for him. 1470 01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:50,866 -[Lawler] What does that mean? -[Cole] Great bodyguards. 1471 01:18:50,933 --> 01:18:53,533 So, Triple H now set for this Steel Cage Match. 1472 01:18:53,599 --> 01:18:56,133 You go it. You know, I got to give Shane a little bit of credit, 1473 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,599 ruling the roost tonight as the cage is lowered. 1474 01:19:00,733 --> 01:19:03,333 The last time Shane was in charge, all hell broke loose. 1475 01:19:03,933 --> 01:19:06,099 [Lawler] I'm sure Mr. McMahon will be proud of Shane. 1476 01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:08,599 -[Triple H] Are you ready? -[crowd cheering] 1477 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,833 I said, "Are you ready?" 1478 01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:19,500 [crowd cheering] 1479 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:30,766 Then, for the thousands in attendance, 1480 01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:33,866 for the millions watching at home, 1481 01:19:35,733 --> 01:19:37,166 and for you, Chyna, 1482 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,933 get a good look, you big bitch, 1483 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:43,233 'cause I'm about to derail The Big Red Machine. 1484 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,300 [Lawler] Whoa. 1485 01:19:48,099 --> 01:19:54,966 Let's get ready to suck it! 1486 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:58,366 [Lawler] Didn't we already hear that a few minutes ago? 1487 01:19:59,599 --> 01:20:00,733 Same thing, wasn't it? 1488 01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:04,433 -Uh-oh. -[Cole] Here we go now. 1489 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,666 The Big Red Machine is in the house. 1490 01:20:07,733 --> 01:20:10,500 ["Burned" plays] 1491 01:20:19,366 --> 01:20:20,333 [Lawler exclaims] 1492 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:24,599 [Cole] Perhaps the most destructive force in the WWE today. 1493 01:20:25,466 --> 01:20:31,033 Last week, King, X-Pac offered Kane a chance to join a real family, DX. 1494 01:20:31,099 --> 01:20:35,200 Kane responded with a choke slam and rejoined the Corporation. 1495 01:20:35,766 --> 01:20:38,333 And Kane must think being part of the McMahon family 1496 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,000 is better than a life on the run 1497 01:20:40,066 --> 01:20:42,266 and that threat of going back to the insane asylum. 1498 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,500 [Lawler] I'll tell you what was great last week. 1499 01:20:44,566 --> 01:20:47,366 Shane took Kane right down to his knees. 1500 01:20:47,433 --> 01:20:49,666 Not one knee, but both knees. 1501 01:20:49,733 --> 01:20:52,933 It was so great to see Kane get down on his knees and apologize. 1502 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,966 [Cole] Oh! And here we go now. 1503 01:20:55,033 --> 01:20:57,933 Steel Cage Match, Triple H vs. Kane. 1504 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,099 In order to win, you must go to the top of the cage 1505 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:03,599 or through the door, both feet on the floor, 1506 01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:04,966 to pick up the victory. 1507 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:05,933 [Triple H grunts] 1508 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,700 And Triple H now with right hands to Kane. 1509 01:21:08,766 --> 01:21:11,033 I have to say it, King, 1510 01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:15,200 Triple H does indeed look a bit different without Chyna out there, 1511 01:21:15,266 --> 01:21:17,233 at ringside, in his corner. 1512 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,766 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing, he looks a little bit… 1513 01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:23,000 I was starting to say he looks a bit scared, 1514 01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:24,466 but he's got the upper hand. 1515 01:21:24,533 --> 01:21:26,700 There's no pinfall or no submission in this. 1516 01:21:26,766 --> 01:21:29,000 You can only win by going over that cage. 1517 01:21:29,066 --> 01:21:33,066 [Cole] Look out now. Triple H slammed into the steel cage. 1518 01:21:33,133 --> 01:21:35,266 And Kane with a clothesline. 1519 01:21:35,366 --> 01:21:38,033 [Lawler] You can go over the top, put both feet on the floor, 1520 01:21:38,099 --> 01:21:39,766 you're a winner, or out through the door. 1521 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:42,700 [Cole] This is what it's gonna be like in less than two weeks 1522 01:21:42,766 --> 01:21:46,433 in Memphis, St. Valentine's Day Massacre on Pay-Per-View. 1523 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:49,766 -[Lawler laughs] -Austin, McMahon in a cage. It's simple. 1524 01:21:49,833 --> 01:21:51,666 If McMahon can get out of the cage, 1525 01:21:51,733 --> 01:21:53,800 Mr. McMahon can get out of the cage, 1526 01:21:53,866 --> 01:21:58,233 "Stone Cold" forfeits his right to meet the champion at WrestleMania. 1527 01:21:58,300 --> 01:21:59,833 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you something. 1528 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,700 Memphis, Tennessee is my hometown. 1529 01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:04,366 That big pyramid that this match is gonna take place in, 1530 01:22:04,433 --> 01:22:06,300 is called the Tomb of Doom. 1531 01:22:06,366 --> 01:22:09,933 And it will be doom for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1532 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:14,300 [Cole] And will it be doom for the WWE champion Mankind 1533 01:22:14,366 --> 01:22:17,466 when he meets The Rock in a Last Man Standing Match 1534 01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:20,766 in St. Valentine's Day Massacre on Pay-Per-View? 1535 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:24,133 King, I'll tell you what. We were there at ringside at the Royal Rumble 1536 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,000 for the I Quit Match. 1537 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:28,233 How can this match that? 1538 01:22:28,566 --> 01:22:31,333 I mean, Last Man Standing. There's gonna be a winner. 1539 01:22:32,099 --> 01:22:33,599 The Rock, Mankind for the title. 1540 01:22:33,666 --> 01:22:36,066 [Lawler] Oh, yeah. It's gonna be fantastic. 1541 01:22:36,133 --> 01:22:38,466 And The Rock is gonna make that thief pay. 1542 01:22:38,533 --> 01:22:40,200 I'm telling you… [stammers] 1543 01:22:40,266 --> 01:22:42,700 That thief, Mankind, is gonna have to give back 1544 01:22:42,766 --> 01:22:44,633 what's left of The Rock's money. 1545 01:22:44,700 --> 01:22:47,433 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Cole] Triple H moves out of the way 1546 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,333 and Kane with the elbow missed. 1547 01:22:49,766 --> 01:22:51,866 [Lawler] You know what? I mean, I'm still thinking 1548 01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:53,733 about Mr. McMahon down there in Texas. 1549 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,300 The only reason… And I'm sure people are wondering. 1550 01:22:56,366 --> 01:22:58,300 The only reason… Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 1551 01:22:58,366 --> 01:23:00,200 -[Kane grunts] -[Lawler] Oh! 1552 01:23:00,266 --> 01:23:03,833 The reason that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin didn't lay a hand on Mr. McMahon 1553 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:06,233 is because he knew what would happen if he did. 1554 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:10,133 If "Stone Cold" had hit Mr. McMahon, Mr. McMahon would have picked him up, 1555 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,300 -slammed him through that car… -[Cole] Oh, please. 1556 01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:14,833 [Lawler] …broke about 15 beer bottles on Austin's head. 1557 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:16,300 -Whoa! -[Cole] Wow. 1558 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,133 [Lawler] And embarrassed him, humiliated Austin 1559 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,800 In front of all his drunken bum buddies. 1560 01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:24,099 [Cole] Kane now in control of Triple H. 1561 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:29,266 King, I find it rather ironic that two men who loathe each other, 1562 01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:33,766 Mr. McMahon and Austin, will meet on St. Valentine's Day 1563 01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:35,366 in a Steel Cage. 1564 01:23:35,733 --> 01:23:38,066 [Lawler] Yeah, there'll be no hearts, no flowers. 1565 01:23:38,133 --> 01:23:40,833 -What's up with the eerie red light now? -[groans] 1566 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:44,066 [Cole] Kane raking the forehead and the face of Triple H 1567 01:23:44,133 --> 01:23:45,333 across that steel mesh. 1568 01:23:47,066 --> 01:23:50,433 -This match can sever skin. -[groans and screams] 1569 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:54,666 I mean, Mr. McMahon's been training for this big Steel Cage Match. 1570 01:23:54,733 --> 01:23:56,300 But King, I mean, honestly, 1571 01:23:56,366 --> 01:23:59,133 is he in the shape to go toe to toe with the rattlesnake? 1572 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,599 There'll be no help this time. 1573 01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:03,133 -There's gonna be no Rock. -[Lawler] Please shut up. 1574 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,233 Sometimes I try to imagine you with some brains. It's hard to do. 1575 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:09,200 Don't you realize that Mr. McMahon has a plan? 1576 01:24:09,266 --> 01:24:11,833 And I'll be the first to admit, I… [stammers] 1577 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:14,133 I started to doubt Mr. McMahon's plan, but… 1578 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:16,599 Oh! He made a believer out of me, 1579 01:24:16,666 --> 01:24:18,900 and he'll make a believer out of you and everybody else 1580 01:24:18,966 --> 01:24:21,000 at St. Valentine's Day Massacre. 1581 01:24:21,066 --> 01:24:23,666 [Cole] Well, King, anything can happen in the WWE. 1582 01:24:23,733 --> 01:24:28,333 And I have to admit, I was surprised, shocked, that Mr. McMahon did indeed 1583 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:30,000 win the Royal Rumble match. 1584 01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:33,800 But there's a lot more at stake in this event for "Stone Cold". 1585 01:24:33,866 --> 01:24:38,300 His shot at the WWE Championship at WrestleMania hangs in the balance. 1586 01:24:38,366 --> 01:24:41,300 [Lawler] Remember this. Remember when Mr. McMahon 1587 01:24:41,366 --> 01:24:44,566 lured "Stone Cold" Steve Austin into the ladies room, huh? 1588 01:24:44,633 --> 01:24:47,200 What was waiting for Austin in there? [laughs] 1589 01:24:47,266 --> 01:24:51,166 [Cole] He sacrificed himself, the trap was set by the Corporate team. 1590 01:24:51,233 --> 01:24:53,433 And Triple H now battles back. 1591 01:24:54,233 --> 01:24:56,066 No way, Triple H. 1592 01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:59,000 But Kane with a head-butt, and the seven foot monster… 1593 01:25:00,366 --> 01:25:01,200 [Lawler] Man! 1594 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,166 [Cole] …again is in control. 1595 01:25:06,766 --> 01:25:09,466 Triple H goes for the door. If he gets out, he wins it. 1596 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,333 And Kane from behind. 1597 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:16,266 Again, you have to go over the top and get to the floor, 1598 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:18,766 or go through the door to the floor in order to win this one. 1599 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:22,233 [Lawler] I can't imagine how Kane would have to apologize to Shane 1600 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:25,633 if he let Triple H somehow get out of this cage and win this match. 1601 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:29,099 [Cole] Triple H might fall out of the cage but Kane again has the leg. 1602 01:25:30,099 --> 01:25:33,666 [Lawler] I don't think getting down on both knees and apologizing to Shane 1603 01:25:33,733 --> 01:25:35,733 will get the job done if Triple H wins. 1604 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,966 [Cole] I can't understand how Mr. McMahon's gonna get out of the cage. 1605 01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:41,266 He's gonna be in there with a caged animal. 1606 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:44,700 Austin's been waiting to get his hands on McMahon. 1607 01:25:45,033 --> 01:25:48,733 [Lawler] Are you watching this right now? Are you seeing the same thing I'm seeing? 1608 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,633 [Cole] Kane is dismantling Triple H. 1609 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:56,800 [Lawler] Right. Well, playing the part of Mr. Vincent McMahon is Kane tonight. 1610 01:25:56,866 --> 01:25:58,599 What you're seeing Kane do is what 1611 01:25:58,666 --> 01:26:01,233 Mr. McMahon is gonna do to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1612 01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:03,433 [Cole] Well, here he comes with a comeback now. 1613 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:05,666 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -[Cole] It's Triple H. 1614 01:26:05,733 --> 01:26:08,599 Kane into that steel… Steel cage. 1615 01:26:08,666 --> 01:26:10,433 [Lawler] That won't happen to Mr. McMahon. 1616 01:26:11,366 --> 01:26:12,500 Better not. 1617 01:26:12,566 --> 01:26:14,466 [Cole] Triple H trying to gain revenge. 1618 01:26:14,533 --> 01:26:19,433 It was Kane who was part of the rouse last week with Chyna. 1619 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,966 -Turned her back on Triple H. -[Lawler] Look out, look out! 1620 01:26:22,033 --> 01:26:25,033 [Cole] And he's gonna get out, and Kane grabs the leg again. 1621 01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:28,500 [Lawler] Hold that door, Hebner. 1622 01:26:29,733 --> 01:26:32,933 [Cole] And I still can't believe Chyna, the Benedict Arnold she is, 1623 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,599 turning her back on Triple H. 1624 01:26:36,633 --> 01:26:40,133 Chyna said it was all about money, all about a chance to be in the spotlight. 1625 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,900 [Lawler] No, no, no, it's all about respect. 1626 01:26:42,966 --> 01:26:45,266 Mr. McMahon showed Chyna respect. 1627 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,300 Look at this. 1628 01:26:46,366 --> 01:26:48,733 [Cole] Kane now, is he gonna climb the top rope 1629 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,200 or is he gonna try to get out of the cage here? 1630 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,700 Kane on the top rope, Triple H to his feet. 1631 01:26:54,766 --> 01:26:58,400 -[Lawler] Oh, look at this! -[Cole] Look at Kane's athletic agility. 1632 01:26:58,466 --> 01:27:00,733 [Lawler] Kane is teaching Triple H a lesson, 1633 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,566 just like Mr. McMahon is gonna teach "Stone Cold" a lesson 1634 01:27:03,633 --> 01:27:05,266 at St. Valentine's day Massacre. 1635 01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:08,433 It's a massacre right here, you see that, don't you? 1636 01:27:08,566 --> 01:27:09,566 Are you watching this? 1637 01:27:09,633 --> 01:27:12,133 [Cole] And Kane again climbing to the top rope. 1638 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,266 [Lawler] This is the way Vince is gonna do it. 1639 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:16,500 Yeah, he'll climb right up on that top rope, 1640 01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:19,000 he'll put his foot into that cage. 1641 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,233 [Lawler] And Triple H goers for the door. 1642 01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:23,033 -if he gets out, it's over. -[Lawler] Yeah. 1643 01:27:23,099 --> 01:27:27,066 [Cole] And Kane again grabs the leg, but Triple H has a chair. 1644 01:27:27,133 --> 01:27:28,466 [Lawler] This is what'll happen, 1645 01:27:28,533 --> 01:27:30,666 Mr. McMahon will decide to bring Austin back in 1646 01:27:31,633 --> 01:27:34,266 -and then it-- -[Cole] Triple H with the foot to the face 1647 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:36,566 and now he has a chair, this could be the equalizer. 1648 01:27:36,633 --> 01:27:38,400 [Lawler] Watch it Mr. McMahon, I mean, Kane. 1649 01:27:38,466 --> 01:27:40,833 [Cole] Triple H just laid out Kane. 1650 01:27:42,866 --> 01:27:44,300 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1651 01:27:45,366 --> 01:27:47,700 [Cole] And can Triple H gain momentum here? 1652 01:27:48,466 --> 01:27:51,533 -[Lawler] Oh, look at that. -[Cole] Kane sits up. 1653 01:27:52,566 --> 01:27:54,500 Seven foot, 320 pounds 1654 01:27:54,566 --> 01:27:58,966 and Triple H now desperately trying to make it up the side of the cage again 1655 01:27:59,033 --> 01:28:00,300 and Kane from behind. 1656 01:28:00,366 --> 01:28:02,366 [Lawler] Right, because the pinfalls don't count, 1657 01:28:02,433 --> 01:28:05,200 submissions don't count, you gotta climb that steel cage. 1658 01:28:05,266 --> 01:28:08,400 You gotta get over the top and get down to the floor with both feet 1659 01:28:08,466 --> 01:28:10,800 or you gotta get out that cage door 1660 01:28:10,866 --> 01:28:12,633 and get to the floor to win this match. 1661 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,800 -Here we go! -[Cole] Whipped into the corner now, 1662 01:28:15,866 --> 01:28:20,000 Kane telegraphed it, Triple H made him pay, knee to the face. 1663 01:28:22,133 --> 01:28:25,433 And now can Triple H from DX battle back? 1664 01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:28,833 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1665 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:34,333 [crowd] one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1666 01:28:34,466 --> 01:28:35,966 [Cole] Crowd behind Triple H, 1667 01:28:36,033 --> 01:28:37,633 Kane reeling in the corner. 1668 01:28:39,099 --> 01:28:41,433 Reversal now, into the turnbuckle. 1669 01:28:41,933 --> 01:28:43,366 Boot to the face. 1670 01:28:44,533 --> 01:28:47,599 [Lawler] And just a note, as you can see here. Oh, man. 1671 01:28:47,666 --> 01:28:49,800 There'll be no referee inside that steel cage 1672 01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:52,533 to pull Mr. McMahon off of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1673 01:28:52,599 --> 01:28:55,433 -[Cole] Or vice versa. -[Lawler] Don't even think about it. 1674 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:58,366 [Cole] And now Kane climbs to the second rope. 1675 01:28:58,433 --> 01:29:00,833 Can he make it out of the cage this time? 1676 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:03,233 [Lawler] Kudos to Shane McMahon for making this match, 1677 01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,599 this has been great. Nail him, kick him. Quick. 1678 01:29:06,433 --> 01:29:08,700 [Cole] Triple H again tries to get over there. 1679 01:29:08,766 --> 01:29:11,466 Boot to the face, and Kane's gonna try to get out of the cage 1680 01:29:11,533 --> 01:29:14,166 -and win this one. -[Lawler] We got a winner. 1681 01:29:15,733 --> 01:29:17,200 [Cole] There goes Kane. 1682 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,033 [Lawler] The back of Kane's head bounced right of the mat. 1683 01:29:21,099 --> 01:29:23,166 [Cole] The seven footer from the top rope. 1684 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:24,966 But again he sits up. 1685 01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:29,366 And now Triple H tries to make it out of the cage. 1686 01:29:29,433 --> 01:29:32,200 -[Lawler] Get up, Kane! -[Cole] If you get to the floor, you win. 1687 01:29:32,266 --> 01:29:33,900 [Lawler] That coward's running from you. 1688 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:36,933 -[crowd roaring] -He has him. 1689 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:40,733 Kane's up, Triple H almost out, almost out… 1690 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,000 and Kane's got the leg again. 1691 01:29:44,233 --> 01:29:46,200 [Lawler] You can't get away from the seven footer. 1692 01:29:46,266 --> 01:29:48,733 -Oh, look at this. -[Cole] That's no man's land up there. 1693 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,633 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. -[Cole] He's gonna get out, King, 1694 01:29:51,700 --> 01:29:53,566 he's gonna make it out. Triple H. 1695 01:29:53,633 --> 01:29:55,333 [Lawler] Quick, Kane, go through the door. 1696 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:56,966 [Cole] Triple H is gonna win this one. 1697 01:29:57,733 --> 01:30:00,133 -He's gonna make it out. -[Lawler] Grab him, grab him! 1698 01:30:01,866 --> 01:30:03,900 [Cole] No, Kane's gonna chokeslam him. 1699 01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,833 Kane's got the hand around the neck. 1700 01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:09,300 [Lawler] Slam him in the ring, not outside. 1701 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:11,900 [Cole] He can't do this. 1702 01:30:12,566 --> 01:30:14,033 Not form the top rope. 1703 01:30:14,599 --> 01:30:16,700 [Lawler] Nobody tells Kane what he can and can't do. 1704 01:30:16,766 --> 01:30:19,500 -[both exclaiming] -[Cole] Triple H with a great counter. 1705 01:30:19,566 --> 01:30:21,366 What a counter by Triple H. 1706 01:30:21,433 --> 01:30:22,966 [Lawler] Oh, no, we got trouble. 1707 01:30:24,933 --> 01:30:27,099 [Cole] How much does Triple H have left? 1708 01:30:30,566 --> 01:30:32,300 And Kane now, railing. 1709 01:30:32,366 --> 01:30:34,500 Triple H now with the momentum. 1710 01:30:34,566 --> 01:30:36,766 [Lawler] I'm worried about how much Kane's got left. 1711 01:30:39,433 --> 01:30:41,533 [Cole] Triple H now, off the rope. 1712 01:30:41,599 --> 01:30:43,000 -Look out. -[Lawler] Watch out. 1713 01:30:43,066 --> 01:30:46,066 [Cole] Kane head first into that steel cage. 1714 01:30:48,866 --> 01:30:50,233 [Lawler] Kane is down, he's hurt. 1715 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,466 [Cole] Triple H wants Kane to get back on his feet. 1716 01:30:54,566 --> 01:30:56,800 He's wants to exact revenge for last week. 1717 01:30:56,866 --> 01:30:59,900 [Lawler] He's an idiot, he should try to get out of the cage and win this. 1718 01:30:59,966 --> 01:31:02,700 -[Cole] Wait a minute, wait a minute. -[Lawler] Come on Kane. 1719 01:31:02,766 --> 01:31:03,700 Oh, no, setting him up. 1720 01:31:04,866 --> 01:31:06,366 -Here we go! -[Cole] Oh! 1721 01:31:06,466 --> 01:31:08,866 Triple H set up Kane for the Pedigree, 1722 01:31:08,933 --> 01:31:11,599 and what a back body drop into the cage. 1723 01:31:13,066 --> 01:31:14,900 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, I'm just thinking 1724 01:31:14,966 --> 01:31:17,200 what if something like that happens to Mr. McMahon? 1725 01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:21,733 [Cole] Kane, he's got it locked in. 1726 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,166 -Here we go! -[Lawler] That's it! 1727 01:31:23,233 --> 01:31:24,966 -[Cole] Chokeslam -[Lawler] That's it! 1728 01:31:26,033 --> 01:31:29,133 [Cole] No pinfalls, folks, you win when you get out of the cage, 1729 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,633 either through the door or over the top. 1730 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:34,033 [Lawler] I think Mr. McMahon is gonna chokeslam 1731 01:31:34,099 --> 01:31:36,300 -"Stone Cold" Steve Austin just like that. -[Cole] Please. 1732 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:38,166 [Lawler] He'll pick him up high in the air, 1733 01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:39,566 just like Kane did Triple H 1734 01:31:39,633 --> 01:31:41,433 and then slam him right down to that mat. 1735 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:44,133 [Cole] I think Mr. McMahon's strategy should be to get in the ring 1736 01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:45,900 and try to get out as quickly as possible. 1737 01:31:45,966 --> 01:31:47,166 [Lawler] He's no coward. 1738 01:31:47,933 --> 01:31:51,500 -Look at this, we got something here. -[Cole] X-Pac, it's X-Pac! 1739 01:31:51,566 --> 01:31:53,200 [Lawler] What's he doing? Look out! 1740 01:31:53,266 --> 01:31:56,633 -[Cole] X-Pac slamming the door, again! -[Lawler] Oh, my God. 1741 01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:59,900 [Cole] Two vicious doors slammed into Kane's head. 1742 01:32:01,166 --> 01:32:02,166 [Lawler] What?! 1743 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:07,900 [Cole] X-Pac getting some revenge for last week and earlier tonight. 1744 01:32:08,266 --> 01:32:09,400 [Lawler] Kane is hurt. 1745 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,433 [Cole] You gotta give X-Pac a lot of credit. 1746 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,966 He's got a lot of heart. 1747 01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:23,366 [Lawler] Kane, roll over towards the door. No, X-Pac is at the door. 1748 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,966 Go the other way. 1749 01:32:25,566 --> 01:32:28,300 [Cole] Somehow Kane has made it to his feet again. 1750 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,366 Kane tried to go out the door, 1751 01:32:31,433 --> 01:32:33,466 -X-Pac prevented it. -[Lawler] What is he doing? 1752 01:32:33,533 --> 01:32:35,833 [Cole] Now he's gonna try to go over the top of the cage. 1753 01:32:35,900 --> 01:32:39,866 -[Lawler] What is X-Pac doing? Look! -[Cole] You gotta give this kid credit. 1754 01:32:39,933 --> 01:32:42,866 [Lawler] What do you mean "credit?" You gotta get him out of here. 1755 01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,933 [Cole] He's outweighed by 100 pounds. 1756 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,000 Look at this. 1757 01:32:46,566 --> 01:32:48,233 [Lawler] He's not supposed to be here. 1758 01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:50,733 [Cole] Look, the other side, it's Triple H. 1759 01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:53,566 [Lawler] Kane, turn around. 1760 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:56,300 Kane doesn't realize Triple H 1761 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,366 -is gonna go over the top. -[Lawler] Look at this. 1762 01:32:58,433 --> 01:33:00,333 Look who's coming, look at this. 1763 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,833 [Cole] It's Chyna, it's that Benedict Arnold, Chyna, 1764 01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:05,500 -and she's going in the cage. -[Lawler] No, it's this-- 1765 01:33:05,566 --> 01:33:07,400 She's even inside. 1766 01:33:08,300 --> 01:33:10,266 Wait a minute, is she gonna help? 1767 01:33:10,866 --> 01:33:11,733 What's she doing? 1768 01:33:12,366 --> 01:33:15,633 -Oh! -[Cole] Woah! Chyna of the top rope. 1769 01:33:16,533 --> 01:33:18,099 [Lawler] Chyna, no! 1770 01:33:18,166 --> 01:33:19,866 -She's grabbing him! -[Cole] Triple H! 1771 01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,500 -[Lawler screams] -Triple H wins. 1772 01:33:22,566 --> 01:33:25,200 Triple H has outdone Kane. 1773 01:33:25,366 --> 01:33:29,300 Triple H wins, and Chyna is furious! 1774 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,900 [Lawler] I'm gonna tell you one thing, 1775 01:33:34,966 --> 01:33:37,033 that X-Pac is gonna pay for this. 1776 01:33:37,099 --> 01:33:39,133 Shane McMahon will make X-Pac pay. 1777 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,500 [Cole] X-Pac with a ton of guts. 1778 01:33:41,900 --> 01:33:44,000 Triple H with revenge. 1779 01:33:44,066 --> 01:33:46,966 Kane and Chyna left reeling. 1780 01:33:47,033 --> 01:33:48,533 [Chyna] Kane, stop. 1781 01:33:49,066 --> 01:33:50,133 Kane. 1782 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,833 Kane, wait, stop. 1783 01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:55,366 Let them have their little moment. 1784 01:33:57,300 --> 01:33:59,300 -[Lawler] Kane's hurt bad. -Listen to me, Triple H, 1785 01:33:59,466 --> 01:34:03,099 this thing between us is not gonna round and round. 1786 01:34:04,633 --> 01:34:06,333 It's gonna be short 1787 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,833 and it's gonna be painful. 1788 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,400 Two weeks, Triple H. 1789 01:34:11,733 --> 01:34:14,433 St. Valentine's Day massacre. 1790 01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:18,200 Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. 1791 01:34:18,599 --> 01:34:19,933 [Lawler] What does that mean? art.