1 00:00:01,099 --> 00:00:04,533 [intro music playing] 2 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:20,933 [Mr. McMahon] It's me, Austin. 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,866 -[JR] Oh, son of a… -[Lawler] What? 4 00:00:22,933 --> 00:00:26,166 [Mr. McMahon] It was me all along, Austin. 5 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:30,066 You all bought it, hook, line, and sinker, 6 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:34,066 even my family, even my immediate family bought it. 7 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:35,333 -Where is he? -I don't know. 8 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,533 [JR] Mr. McMahon is frantic. His daughter Stephanie is missing. 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,266 [Lawler] She's been abducted by some members of the Ministry. 10 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,900 [Stephanie] I don't feel safe at home. 11 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:45,833 The only place I really feel safe is when I'm with… 12 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:46,966 when I'm with my dad. 13 00:00:47,033 --> 00:00:49,633 I care about Stephanie, I care about her safety… 14 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,266 -Of course. -…and her welfare. 15 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:55,166 Every damn one of you were made fools of. 16 00:00:55,233 --> 00:00:58,433 [Stephanie] The only place I really feel safe is when I'm with… 17 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,966 when I'm with my dad. 18 00:01:00,099 --> 00:01:02,566 -Where to, Stephanie? -[screams] Help! 19 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,300 [JR] Stephanie McMahon has been abducted by The Undertaker. 20 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,166 [Mr. McMahon] Even my family bought it. 21 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,800 [Stephanie] Dad, Shane, how could you be so cruel to me? 22 00:01:10,866 --> 00:01:12,300 [man] They used Stephanie. 23 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:16,000 Love doesn't have anything to do with it, it's just business. 24 00:01:16,066 --> 00:01:19,466 [JR] Shane McMahon with a fast count has screwed Steve Austin. 25 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:21,966 [Lawler] We've got a new WWE Champion. 26 00:01:22,033 --> 00:01:24,600 Well, Vince, let's talk business. 27 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:29,333 Earlier today, I stepped down as the CEO of this company. 28 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:33,133 Not before I handpicked my own successor. 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:37,066 It's gonna be a little less formal, more casual at the office. 30 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:40,800 Cut-off jeans, how about a little profanity in the office? Well… 31 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:43,100 Austin 3:16 says a fool-- 32 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:47,399 [bleeping] I just whipped your ass. 33 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:49,433 [Linda] Drinking on the job. Yup. 34 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,033 [JR] And a cold beverage for the Rattlesnake. 35 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:57,333 Allow Stephanie and me to introduce you to the new CEO. 36 00:01:58,833 --> 00:01:59,899 [JR] Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:59,966 --> 00:02:01,833 Look at the look on McMahon's face. 38 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:03,899 Rattlesnakes don't make good CEOs. 39 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:08,799 [man 1] This evil, demonic plan has seemingly backfired in the face 40 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:11,400 of Vince and Shane McMahon. 41 00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:18,166 [JR] It's Stone Cold's first day on the job 42 00:02:18,233 --> 00:02:20,100 as CEO of the WWE, King, 43 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:22,200 and already, some changes have been made. 44 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,600 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 45 00:02:23,666 --> 00:02:25,900 Mr. McMahon's personal parking place has been replaced 46 00:02:25,966 --> 00:02:27,666 by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 47 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:29,000 [crowd cheering] 48 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:37,200 ♪ It's my life in the box in front of me ♪ 49 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:39,600 ♪ Taking junk in my arms Is the soul of me ♪ 50 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:42,200 ♪ You walk by, Eyes can see me laying face down ♪ 51 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,066 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye ♪ 52 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:54,066 [crowd cheering] 53 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:20,633 [JR] Another sell-out crowd on hand with WWE Raw. 54 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,266 Hello, again, everybody. I'm Jim Ross, 55 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,266 alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. 56 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,766 We are at ringside, 57 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,399 in the speculation events 58 00:03:27,466 --> 00:03:32,033 about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's first official day on the job 59 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,866 as CEO of the WWE. 60 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:36,066 [Lawler] I tell you this JR, 61 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,399 I'm sure that Mr. McMahon's inner circle at the-- 62 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:40,000 [JR] Those stuffed shirts. 63 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:42,833 [Lawler] Stuffed shirts? No, these are highly qualified executives. 64 00:03:42,899 --> 00:03:46,899 They're not gonna like things with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin as the CEO. 65 00:03:49,966 --> 00:03:52,633 [woman] Good morning, WWE, how may I help you? 66 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,700 [Stone Cold] All right. Everybody's on time. I like it a lot. 67 00:03:55,766 --> 00:03:57,466 Tell you what, my first day on the job, 68 00:03:57,533 --> 00:04:00,566 I'mma check out the office situation, make sure everything's cool. 69 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:03,633 I'mma come back, get back with you, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 70 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,466 -[man] All right, sir. -Hang tight. 71 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:07,700 [woman] Good morning. WWE, how may I help you? 72 00:04:07,766 --> 00:04:09,366 [Stone Cold] Honey, what's going on? 73 00:04:09,433 --> 00:04:11,166 Good morning, Mr. Austin, how are you today? 74 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:13,266 -Good. You all right? -Good. Thank you. 75 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,533 -Working hard? All right. -Very hard, sir. 76 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,599 First day on the job, where's my office? 77 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:19,633 -Your office is on the top floor. -Top floor. 78 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:22,033 -[telephone rings] -Excuse me one second. 79 00:04:22,099 --> 00:04:24,266 Good morning, World Wrestling Entertainment. 80 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,533 What… what's that? 81 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,700 Hey, hang up the phone. 82 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,599 Hang up the phone. What was that? 83 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:33,766 I was answering the phone. 84 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,800 Do you always answer the phone like that? 85 00:04:35,866 --> 00:04:37,000 Yes, sir. 86 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:39,566 -How long have you been working here? -A year now. 87 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:42,366 Let me take the next one. I'm gonna show you how this is done. 88 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,166 -[telephone ringing] -Give me that. 89 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,400 Yeah, who the hell is this? 90 00:04:48,266 --> 00:04:51,099 Really? But what the hell do you want? 91 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,133 Right. Vince McMahon? 92 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,666 No, I fired that sum bitch. Right. 93 00:04:56,733 --> 00:05:00,966 He comes back and-- Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. I'll have the sum bitch give you a call. 94 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:04,666 And remember, if I don't see you around here, I'll see around, here. 95 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,233 That's how it's done, honey, 96 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,900 -can you handle that? -Yes, sir. 97 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:10,500 -If you can, give me a "Hell yeah." -Hell yeah. 98 00:05:10,566 --> 00:05:12,066 All right. Where's my office? 99 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,300 -Top floor. -Gotcha. 100 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:15,733 [telephone ringing] 101 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,300 [woman] Who the hell is this? 102 00:05:18,099 --> 00:05:19,733 Yeah, what the hell do you want? 103 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:21,633 [Lawler] What? 104 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,766 [JR] I'll tell you what, this is gonna be a day 105 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,599 the employees of WWE are never gonna forget. 106 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:27,833 [Lawler] What is going on? 107 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,766 [JR] What are those wheelbarrows for? 108 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,366 Well, thank goodness. 109 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,099 Well, this has got to be a nightmare state for the McMahon family here, 110 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:41,233 specifically Vince and Shane McMahon. 111 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,700 And you got to wonder how they're gonna react 112 00:05:43,766 --> 00:05:47,099 with the new CEO on the job at McMahon's own World headquarters. 113 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:50,433 [announcer] Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon and The Undertaker, 114 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,633 The Corporate Ministry. 115 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,866 [Lawler] Well, I'm just glad to see Shane and Vince McMahon come out, 116 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:58,966 they're done throwing their weight around now. 117 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,966 Steve Austin's not here right now, is he? 118 00:06:01,033 --> 00:06:03,099 -[JR] Not at the moment. -[Lawler] Good. 119 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:10,300 [JR] Stone Cold, form what we understand, on his way to his office, 120 00:06:10,366 --> 00:06:16,733 but who knows what or who the new CEO may run into or encounter here? 121 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,566 [Lawler] You can't answer the phone like that at the WWE. 122 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:21,833 "Who the hell is this?" What is he thinking? 123 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,466 [JR] That's the Rattlesnake's rules. 124 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:26,599 [crowd cheering, chanting] 125 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,700 This capacity crowd, very adamant in their sentiments 126 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:40,766 at the McMahon men and the entire Corporate Ministry. 127 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,366 [Lawler] Look at that. Big bucks. 128 00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:44,933 [crowd booing] 129 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:49,599 I must say, you're downright rude. 130 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:51,299 [Lawler] Right. 131 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:53,833 Rude and true. 132 00:06:58,099 --> 00:07:00,433 You know, the only thing worse 133 00:07:01,066 --> 00:07:05,799 than Stone Cold being the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 134 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:07,866 and quite frankly, 135 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:11,400 I didn't think there could be anything worse than that, 136 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,266 but the only thing worse than that, 137 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:18,599 is Stone Cold being the CEO, 138 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:21,033 the Chief Executive Officer of our company. 139 00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:22,799 [crowd cheering] 140 00:07:23,466 --> 00:07:24,833 [Lawler] The black day. 141 00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:28,599 [Mr. McMahon] Well, last Monday Night… 142 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:31,566 Last Monday Night was to have been a celebration. 143 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:34,933 Last Monday Night was to have been a culmination 144 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:39,099 of three months of blood, sweat and tears, 145 00:07:40,066 --> 00:07:44,099 of three months of planning, scheming 146 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,433 and indeed executing 147 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,866 the greatest Machiavellian plan 148 00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:53,233 in the history of the World Wrestling Entertainment. 149 00:07:53,299 --> 00:07:55,766 [crowd cheering, chanting] 150 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,066 But sometimes… 151 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:06,666 sometimes… sometimes plans go awry. 152 00:08:06,733 --> 00:08:11,000 And when they do, that tests the mettle of a man. 153 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:14,033 It tests the mettle of an organization. 154 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:17,900 And there are those among you 155 00:08:17,966 --> 00:08:20,233 who would think that there must be some cracks 156 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:23,133 in the foundation of The Corporate Ministry now. 157 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,599 There are some among you 158 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:30,633 who feel as though The Corporate Ministry is about to dissolve. 159 00:08:31,966 --> 00:08:34,166 There may even be some of you… 160 00:08:36,233 --> 00:08:41,466 who wish that The Corporate Ministry would, in fact, disintegrate. 161 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:45,133 [crowd cheering] 162 00:08:45,199 --> 00:08:47,699 Well, that's only wishful thinking, 163 00:08:47,766 --> 00:08:49,966 because that's not gonna happen, 164 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:54,066 that's not gonna happen tonight, that's not gonna happen any night. 165 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:56,033 [crowd booing] 166 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:58,633 You see… 167 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:03,800 The Corporate Ministry is focused. 168 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:09,199 The Corporate Ministry sets its sights on the future. 169 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,466 And as such, 170 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,900 Shane McMahon and I 171 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:18,466 have given great deliberation to the future, 172 00:09:19,199 --> 00:09:21,800 great deliberation to the King of the Ring. 173 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:26,766 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 174 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:33,666 has challenged Shane and Vince McMahon in a handicap match. 175 00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:41,900 Which we, the McMahons, eagerly anticipate. 176 00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:45,199 The only question is, Shane, 177 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,566 what sort of stipulation… 178 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:48,966 [crowd chanting] 179 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:53,300 [chuckles] what sort of stipulation are we going to add 180 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,066 for this handicap match? 181 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,366 Now, there has been some debate, quite frankly, 182 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,333 Shane and I will admit, 183 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,000 as to what the stipulation should be, but I've got an idea. 184 00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:08,933 -Try this one on for size. -Go ahead. 185 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:14,199 What if we engage Austin in a dog pound match? 186 00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:15,166 [Lawler] A what? 187 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:17,000 I'm listening, I'm listening. 188 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:21,199 Well, I think we need to see one first. 189 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:22,300 [Lawler] Yeah. 190 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:26,000 So let's take a look at the dog pound match here tonight. 191 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:29,933 Why don't we take the Road Dogg, Jesse James? 192 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:35,400 Yeah, let's put… let's put a dog collar around his neck. 193 00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:36,566 [Lawler chuckles] Oh, yeah. 194 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:41,366 And let's put a dog collar around the neck of Mr. Ass. 195 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,466 [Lawler] Whoa. 196 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,566 Let's connect those dog collars 197 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:47,466 with a nice good old dog chain, what about that? 198 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,733 A dog pound match, boys, huh? 199 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,500 -[JR] That's gonna be a heck of a match. -I'm liking that, I'm liking that. 200 00:10:53,566 --> 00:10:56,233 You know what, this handicap match between 201 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,933 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and, of course, you and I, 202 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,699 it's kind of like David versus Goliath. 203 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:05,233 Of course, Austin being David and us being Goliath. 204 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,133 [Lawler] Yeah. 205 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,400 How about that for a match, Dad? 206 00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:10,066 How about that here for tonight? 207 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,166 David versus Goliath match, 208 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:15,199 where in one corner, playing the part of Goliath, 209 00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:17,966 will none other than The Big Show. 210 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,033 [JR] Whoa. 211 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,166 In the other corner, playing the part of David, 212 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:26,866 will be none other than my buddy X-P-A-C, X-Pac. 213 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:29,433 -[Lawler laughs] -[JR] That's-- That's not fair. 214 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,900 Now what's gonna happen? 215 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:34,300 Will X-Pac be able to give the x-factor to The Big Show, 216 00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:37,666 or will X-P-A-C go up for the ride to the penthouse 217 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:40,733 and receive the chokeslam from hell? 218 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,500 [Lawler laughs] Shane's brilliant. 219 00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:43,800 I have another idea for you, 220 00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaking of hell… 221 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,266 how about the World Wrestling Entertainment 222 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,766 tag team champions, The Acolytes, 223 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:55,666 play the part of Vince and Shane in a special handicapped match, 224 00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:57,633 and tonight in this very ring, 225 00:11:57,699 --> 00:12:00,266 playing the part of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 226 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,266 will be none other than Kane. 227 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,633 -[Lawler] Whoa. -[JR] Man. 228 00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,266 -That's good. -[Lawler chuckles] Yes. 229 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,266 -One man versus two? -[Mr. McMahon] But what if… 230 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:16,433 Well, what if we have a blindfold match? 231 00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,866 -Oh, I'm liking that. -Austin in a blindfold. 232 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:20,866 [Lawler] Look at this. 233 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:25,433 But tonight, tonight, we'll call it a blind date match. 234 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,466 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 235 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:30,566 You see, why don't we put a blindfold on Test? 236 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:31,633 [Lawler] Oh, yes. 237 00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:32,966 You see, Test, 238 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:36,933 you broke the rules when you took Shane's sister, 239 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,633 my daughter, Stephanie, out on a date. 240 00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:42,400 So Test, you're gonna have a blindfold on 241 00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:46,433 and your opponent who will have 20-20 vision, 242 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,966 -the Big Boss Man. -[JR laughing] 243 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,733 [Lawler] How are they coming up with this stuff on the fly, JR? 244 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,866 They're brilliant. 245 00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,699 -[inaudible conversation] -[crowd booing] 246 00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:59,266 -[JR] Boss Man likes it. -[Mr. McMahon] No, no, no, no. 247 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,566 -I got it. -[JR] What? 248 00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,833 The handicapped match, King of the Ring, 249 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:08,833 the McMahons versus Stone Cold and Austin's in a straitjacket. 250 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,333 -[JR] Oh, come on. -[Lawler] Yes! 251 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,433 -A straitjacket match. -[Lawler] That's the best. 252 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,966 Let's take a look at that tonight. 253 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:18,133 And who belongs in a straitjacket? 254 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:23,533 How about the World's most dangerous man, Ken Shamrock? 255 00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:25,933 -[Lawler] Yes! -[JR] Shamrock in a straitjacket tonight? 256 00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:30,533 Shamrock in a straitjacket will be opposed in a non-title match 257 00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:34,466 against someone who have full usage of all of his limbs, 258 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,133 none other than Jeff Jarrett. 259 00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:38,433 [Lawler] Yes! 260 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,500 Now, I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, 261 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:46,833 that tonight is the night that you and The Corporate Ministry 262 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,766 will remember for a long, long time. 263 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,266 [Lawler] What do you think, JR? 264 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:58,333 -[JR] I'm in shock. Wait a minute. -Hold it, hold it. Hold it for a minute. 265 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,733 -[JR] Patterson and Brisco. -Hold it. 266 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,966 [Lawler] The Stooges. 267 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:11,000 Now Vince, you look at me. Vince McMahon, I'm talking to you. 268 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,233 I've known you for 20 long years. 269 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:23,766 And Vince, you damn know that your daughter Stephanie is my Godchild. 270 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,266 I understand Vince, that business is business, 271 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:35,833 but how in the hell can you put your lovely daughter, my Godchild, 272 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:39,500 through such an ordeal? How can you something like that? 273 00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,733 [JR] Good question, Pat. 274 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,000 -[Lawler] It's business, JR, come on. -[JR] It's not business. 275 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:47,766 Patterson, are you questioning my judgment? 276 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,699 [Lawler] Yeah. 277 00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:53,133 You damn right, I'm questioning you, and I want some answers. 278 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:59,466 Listen, pal, you better get right with yourself and with me, 279 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,833 or otherwise, you don't wanna hear my answers. 280 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:05,666 Whoa, is that a threat? 281 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:06,800 [JR] Threat? 282 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:09,000 Well, Vince, let me tell you something. 283 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,699 If this is a threat, 284 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:15,599 you and Shane can go straight to hell. 285 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,533 [Lawler] What? 286 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:20,566 [JR] Man, and that's from one of McMahon's oldest confidants. 287 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,800 And while you and Shane, Mr. McMahon, 288 00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:26,666 earn that trip to hell, 289 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:30,033 you better stop and get your own damn coffee. 290 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:31,733 [Lawler] What? 291 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,933 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, before you depart, 292 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:39,566 since I own your two asses, I'll tell you what. 293 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,099 You know what you're gonna do? 294 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:45,066 You're gonna be in this ring tonight competing. 295 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:48,033 Yeah, in a Tag Team Match against… 296 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,133 Mideon and Viscera. 297 00:15:52,199 --> 00:15:53,866 -[Lawler laughs] Yeah! -[crowd cheering] 298 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:58,566 This will be a night for all to remember. 299 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,566 [JR] My God, there's no doubt about that, and folks, 300 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:04,833 we're receiving footage from Stone Cold. 301 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,099 King, he's invading Mr. McMahon's office on this footage. 302 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,800 [Lawler] He's doing what? 303 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,966 Right now, he's invading Mr. McMahon's office? 304 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,266 I can't wait to see it. 305 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,900 [JR] Ladies and gentlemen. 306 00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:20,599 Right now, the world premiere of The Rock getting chefy with it. 307 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:21,966 [Lawler] Getting chefy? 308 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,366 -♪ Chefy, uh-huh ♪ -♪ Getting chefy with it ♪ 309 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,133 -♪ Chefy, uh-huh ♪ -♪ Getting chefy with it ♪ 310 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,433 ♪ Getting chefy with The Rock, he's hot ♪ 311 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,800 ♪ Got the best of everything To make a good time rock ♪ 312 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:37,033 ♪ Got the wheels fine ride With the chef inside ♪ 313 00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:38,466 ♪ And yeah ♪ 314 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,033 ♪ We're getting chefy with it ♪ 315 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:44,000 -♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ -♪ We're getting chefy with it ♪ 316 00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:47,166 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na Getting chefy with it ♪ 317 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:50,099 The Rock says, don't be a jabroni, eat your ravioli. 318 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,966 [man] I think, he's getting chefy with it. 319 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:58,133 [JR] Ladies and gentlemen, the new CEO has apparently already been to his office, 320 00:16:58,199 --> 00:17:01,366 and is now on his way to Mr. McMahon's office. 321 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:02,800 [Lawler] What's he gonna do there? 322 00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,899 Now, get your ass back to work. 323 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,866 That son of a bitch. 324 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,233 Old Vince McMahon. 325 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:18,666 [all] Welcome, Mr. Austin. 326 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,899 Good morning, girls. 327 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:23,333 You got to help me out a little bit here, I'm in a transition phase. 328 00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,233 Help me out, you are who and you do what? 329 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,099 I'm Danielle and I get Mr. McMahon his coffee. 330 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,166 Well, do you? That's really special. And you? 331 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,899 I'm Giovanne and I give Mr. McMahon his chateaubriand. 332 00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:34,233 I like a good wine every now and then, myself. 333 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,266 And I'm Jill, and I'm their back up. 334 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,433 [chuckles] You're the back up. 335 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,666 That's wonderful. All right. 336 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:41,899 -[Danielle] Mr. Austin. -Yeah? 337 00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,100 Since it is my job, can I get you a cup of coffee? 338 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,766 Well, it's already 10:00 in the morning. 339 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,833 We don't drink coffee at 10:00 in the morning where I come from. 340 00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,600 I'll take a cold beer instead. 341 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,133 Perhaps something to eat? 342 00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:56,733 [exhales] You know, come to think of it, my stomach is rumbling a little bit, 343 00:17:57,399 --> 00:17:59,066 I'll have another cold beer. 344 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,533 Can I get you a cold beer too, Mr. Austin? 345 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,966 No, how, honey, but I will take a crown and 7. 346 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,200 -[Danielle] Oh, Mr. Austin. -Yeah. 347 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,366 -There's a board meeting in five minutes. -I don't like board games. 348 00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:11,399 [Lawler] Oh, my God, JR. 349 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,366 Looks like coffee breaks are being replaced by happy hour. 350 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,800 -["Oh You Didn't Know" playing] -[Road Dogg] Oh, you didn't know? 351 00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:19,633 [crowd cheering] 352 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:25,566 Your ass better call somebody! 353 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:28,399 [JR] Here we go, folks. 354 00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:31,766 It's gonna be a rough ride here tonight, dog pound match coming up. 355 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,033 You damn right, 356 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,200 [JR] Last night on heat, 357 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:40,633 the Road Dogg and Ken Shamrock took on Mr. Ass and Chyna 358 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,966 in a tag team match-up, 359 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,166 and that's where Jeff Jarrett diverted Shamrock away from the ring, 360 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,200 Chyna came in with a low blow. 361 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:48,899 Now the referee was already down, 362 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:52,066 but then out of nowhere, King, what a move, 363 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,366 the Road Dogg countered the Famouser 364 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,666 and got the one, two, three on his former teammate. 365 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,466 [Lawler] Yeah. It looked like a little bit of an unhappy reunion 366 00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:01,166 of DX all of a sudden. 367 00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,866 And they did quite the number on the Road Dogg. 368 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,266 [Road Dogg] Cut the music. 369 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:13,066 You see, Vince, you think you put me in a predicament? 370 00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:15,533 I think not, you see… 371 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:20,533 bad-ass Billy Gunn's ending up on the short end of this stick, 372 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,966 and speaking of stick, Billy, 373 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:24,933 if you ain't down with getting your ass whipped 374 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,766 at the other end of this chain, I got two words for you. 375 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,833 [crowd] Suck it! 376 00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:35,266 [JR] A dog pound match coming up right here right now. 377 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,366 ["Ass Man" playing] 378 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,600 ♪ Yeah, I'm an ass man ♪ 379 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,333 [JR] Uh-oh, uh-oh. 380 00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:42,000 What's the deal here? 381 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:47,300 I saw-- I saw Mr. Ass earlier today, and he was… he was just fine. 382 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,000 He may have taken a fall or something, 383 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,233 looking like something's wrong with his neck. 384 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,733 -[Lawler] Well, I think he's goldbricking. -[JR] What? 385 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,966 [Lawler] He's a lot like McMahon's stuffed shirts. 386 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,433 [JR] Those senior vice presidents, he must have a hundred of them. 387 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,399 Let's call them butt-kissers. You know, the… 388 00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,800 [Lawler] Hey, look, look, look, come on. 389 00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:13,399 Those are highly qualified and highly paid executives. 390 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,833 What's the problem here? 391 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:17,700 [JR] Well, it's obvious that Mr. Ass 392 00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:21,500 doesn't wanna compete against the Road Dogg in this dog collar match. 393 00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:24,833 [crowd cheering] 394 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,666 [crowd chanting] 395 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:33,000 And this crowd got a few things to say towards Mr. Ass. 396 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,133 -I don't think I can repeat it… -[JR] Please don't. 397 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,200 …but these people are exactly right. 398 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:38,700 Kane, get back in there. 399 00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:40,033 [JR] Oh, look. 400 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,000 There's nothing wrong with Mr. Ass at all. 401 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,666 [crowd cheering] 402 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,433 And why the-- Well, the-- 403 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,700 Billy Gunn is supposed to put that dog collar around his neck, 404 00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:56,933 and I don't know exactly the rules of a dog pound match, 405 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,700 but I'm assuming it's no disqualification at least. 406 00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:02,233 [Lawler] It speaks for itself, a dog pound match, 407 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,233 you pound the dog, and that's what Billy's doing. 408 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,600 I guess he forgot to put that around his own neck, 409 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,533 but he's pounding the dog. [chuckles] Yes. 410 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,033 [JR] This could be a message sent directly to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 411 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,600 from Vince and Shane McMahon as to what Austin 412 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:20,066 could possibly expect in less than two weeks at the King of the Ring 413 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,233 in the Greensboro Coliseum. 414 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:26,933 [Lawler] Yeah, this would be a great match for Vince and Shane. 415 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,766 I would love to see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 416 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,399 with that dog collar around his neck. 417 00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:32,533 [JR] Oh, I'm sure you would. 418 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,566 Snapmare takeover by Mr. Ass, 419 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:39,233 and now that chain is used as a weapon, and it's as legal as can be. 420 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,800 -Wait a minute, there's a cover. -[Lawler] Got him. 421 00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:43,833 [JR] And a two and a half count. 422 00:21:43,899 --> 00:21:46,300 -[crowd booing] -[shouts] Shut your mouth! 423 00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:48,366 [JR] There's a lot of possibilities 424 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,466 that Austin may be facing the King of the Ring 425 00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,600 as far as stipulations go. 426 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:55,500 [Lawler] They were flying out of the McMahon's hands left and right. 427 00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:58,399 David versus Goliath straightjacket match tonight. 428 00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,700 [Lawler] Handicap match. 429 00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:02,500 [JR] Blind date match, and look at Road Dogg fighting back. 430 00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:03,500 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 431 00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:05,466 [JR] Stinging left hand by the Road Dogg. 432 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,966 Hey, wait a minute, this don't look good at all. 433 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:09,933 -[Lawler] Why not? -[JR] Here comes Chyna. 434 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,166 [Lawler] She don't look good? 435 00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:13,966 [JR] She'll face the Road Dogg at the King of the Ring 436 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,733 in less than two weeks, and this is almost over. 437 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,800 That's a cover, this should be all right-- There, and Chyna interrupted the count. 438 00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:23,166 Remember, it's no disqualification. 439 00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,300 [crowd booing] 440 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,133 Wait a minute. 441 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,566 -Chyna's got that chain. -[Lawler exclaims] Oh! 442 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:31,833 -[JR] Right between the legs. -[Lawler exclaims] Oh! 443 00:22:31,899 --> 00:22:33,600 [JR] And there's the Famouser. 444 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,233 [Lawler] That Dogg just got fixed. 445 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,899 -[JR] With Chyna's help… -[bell dings] 446 00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:39,533 …Mr. Ass has just beaten the Road Dogg. 447 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,833 [announcer] Here is your winner, Mr. Ass. 448 00:22:43,399 --> 00:22:45,633 [Lawler] The Road Dogg got neutered. [laughs] 449 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,500 [JR] It's easy to see that the McMahons 450 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,033 are back in charge here tonight, 451 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,399 with Stone Cold back in the World headquarters. 452 00:22:51,466 --> 00:22:55,933 and Chyna… but Chyna with a… I mean, an… 453 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,233 a vile, aggressive attack here. 454 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,399 She's wrapping the chain around her fist 455 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,266 and hammering the Road Dogg right in the face with it. 456 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,766 [Lawler] Road trying to go. 457 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:07,200 [JR] Chyna and the Road Dogg, 458 00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:11,633 will meet at the King of the Ring in less than two weeks. 459 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,033 And look at Chyna. 460 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,700 [Lawler] Yeah, that will make her Queen of the Ring if she wins. 461 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:19,233 [JR] Road Dogg can't defend himself after the double team, 462 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:24,000 and now Chyna is just assaulting with a steel chain, the Road Dogg. 463 00:23:24,066 --> 00:23:25,166 [Lawler] Oh, man. 464 00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:28,899 [JR] And now Chyna's chocking the Road Dogg. 465 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:33,066 The ninth wonder of the world wants to be the first Queen of the Ring. 466 00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:35,866 [Lawler] Look at the Road Dogg, he looks more like… 467 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,833 road kill, he's dog meat. 468 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:42,533 [JR] The Road Dogg looks like he's been in a… in a bad ring. 469 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,633 ["Ass Man" playing] 470 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,366 ♪ Yeah, I'm an ass man ♪ 471 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:50,033 [JR] Chyna and the Road Dogg in Greensboro. 472 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,466 -[Lawler laughing] -And now to add insult to injury, 473 00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:56,133 I guarantee you, the issue between Mr. Ass and the Road Dogg 474 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,966 is far, far from over as well. 475 00:23:59,033 --> 00:24:00,633 And take a look here, King. 476 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,566 [Lawler] Oh, I love it, this one's great, here we go. 477 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,733 Chyna doing a number on the Road Dogg and then the Famouser. 478 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,633 One, two, three, then look at Chyna go. 479 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,633 [JR] And I've never seen Chyna so aggressive, 480 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,066 as right here tonight against the Road Dogg. 481 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:18,633 Can you imagine what's it gonna be like? 482 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,966 The Road Dogg busted open there. 483 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:24,000 Can you imagine what it's gonna be like in the King of the Ring 484 00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:26,433 in a couple of weeks down in Greensboro? 485 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,733 [Lawler] I don't know, but was that a full moon we saw? 486 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,733 Uh-oh. 487 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:34,033 [JR] Ken Shamrock, and it looks like the-- 488 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:37,800 Over here, the McMahons have a welcoming committee. 489 00:24:37,866 --> 00:24:39,566 [indistinct conversation] 490 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,399 These five gentlemen, 491 00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:44,633 these officers will be your personal escort tonight 492 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,666 and they'll be in your custody the entire evening. 493 00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,200 Whoa. Are you having me arrested? 494 00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,866 'Cause if you're not, you can keep Vince's little watch dogs 495 00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,866 away from me or someone will get hurt. 496 00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,166 There's one other things, I need you to tell you about. 497 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,899 [JR] And we're back, here comes The Rock headed our way, 498 00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:01,200 But last week in the the first ever…match, 499 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,966 it was The Rock versus Triple H, 500 00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:05,500 a match ordered by the new CEO, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 501 00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:08,833 but The Undertaker made the biggest impact of the night. 502 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,300 [Lawler] What's he doing here? 503 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,066 -[screams] No! -[JR] Oh, wham! 504 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:20,366 I guess these … matches are no disqualification. 505 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,733 [Lawler] Are you kidding me? 506 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,800 -[JR] Rock Bottom, baby. Oh. -[Lawler screams] Oh, no! 507 00:25:25,866 --> 00:25:29,533 The Rock is absolutely destroying Triple H here. 508 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,199 The people's champion is about to deliver the people's elbow. 509 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:36,066 The Undertaker! There's The Undertaker. 510 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:39,533 [Lawler] The Undertaker. [screams] Oh, God, a chokeslam. 511 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,000 -[bell dings] -[JR] Straight from hell. 512 00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:44,600 He's gonna try to end it right here for The Rock, 513 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,899 a tombstone on the champ. 514 00:25:46,966 --> 00:25:48,033 [Lawler exclaims] Oh, man. 515 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:52,199 [JR] The Rock just got drilled on the steel chair by The Undertaker. 516 00:25:58,899 --> 00:26:00,899 [The Rock] Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? 517 00:26:00,966 --> 00:26:02,333 [crowd cheering] 518 00:26:03,466 --> 00:26:05,199 [JR] An ovation for The Rock, 519 00:26:05,266 --> 00:26:08,800 who, no doubt, has a huge score to settle with The Undertaker. 520 00:26:08,866 --> 00:26:10,800 And ladies and gentlemen, right here tonight, 521 00:26:10,866 --> 00:26:14,133 and still to come, the David versus Goliath match-up. 522 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,866 -[Lawler] Yeah. -[JR] The handicap Tag Team Match, 523 00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:18,899 Kane versus The Acolytes. 524 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,033 What about the blind date match? 525 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,600 [Lawler] Yeah, don't forget that. 526 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:26,666 Test is gonna have to go blindfolded against the Big Boss Man. [laughs] 527 00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:28,433 [JR] And a straightjacket match, 528 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:32,033 Ken Shamrock versus Jeff Jarrett, the McMahons are… 529 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,699 they're throwing their weight around, that's all they're doing. 530 00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:36,166 They're being Corporate bullies. 531 00:26:36,233 --> 00:26:38,733 [Lawler] Come on, this is Corporate research. 532 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,433 They're trying to figure out what would be the best type of handicap match 533 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,300 for Shane and Vince McMahon to be in 534 00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:46,833 against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, that's all it is. 535 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:51,133 [JR] I think the McMahons are doing it for their own macabre amusement. 536 00:26:51,199 --> 00:26:54,133 [Lawler] It's King of the Ring Corporate research. [laughs] 537 00:26:54,466 --> 00:26:59,300 [JR] Wow, what an ovation here… for The Rock fans on their feet. 538 00:26:59,366 --> 00:27:01,733 He is electrifying, no doubt about it, 539 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,833 a former WWE Champion. 540 00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:09,433 And there's no doubt The Rock's got a lot to… 541 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,833 lot to say here tonight. 542 00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:16,533 Finally, The Rock has come back to Wooster. 543 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,433 [crowd cheering] 544 00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:33,500 Undertaker, by getting involved in The Rock's match last week, 545 00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,666 you did one thing 546 00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:40,433 and that is directedly check yourself into The SmackDown Hotel. 547 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:43,300 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] "Directedly"? 548 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,199 Undertaker, you think you impress The Rock 549 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,966 by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol 550 00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:54,433 and claim to steal souls of all those jabronis? 551 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,566 You think you impress The Rock 552 00:27:56,633 --> 00:28:00,833 by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head? 553 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:07,466 Well, The Rock says, if you really want to impress The Rock, 554 00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:09,833 then you will come to King of the Ring, 555 00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:13,566 and you will put the WWE Title on the line 556 00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:19,166 -and go one-on-one with The Great One. -[crowd] …one-on-one with The Great One. 557 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:22,766 [JR] The Rock is not intimidated by The Phenom. 558 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:26,333 And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits, 559 00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:28,866 do you smell what The Rock is cooking? 560 00:28:28,933 --> 00:28:32,699 And 20, 000 asses are standing on their feet 561 00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:35,366 with goosebumps running through their body 562 00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:37,666 all chanting The Rock's name, 563 00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,800 -"Rocky! Rocky!" -[crowd chanting loudly] Rocky! Rocky! 564 00:28:40,866 --> 00:28:42,333 [Lawler] A huge echo in here. 565 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,500 [JR] This crowd's getting jacked. 566 00:28:49,566 --> 00:28:50,633 Then… 567 00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:59,433 [Lawler] This whole place is shaking. 568 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:06,566 Then Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring, 569 00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:10,866 and you come, and you try and sacrifice the people's champ, 570 00:29:10,933 --> 00:29:12,133 but here's the twist. 571 00:29:12,866 --> 00:29:15,733 Instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes 572 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,399 and rolling up into the back of your head, 573 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:23,166 The Rock says, take your entire 33-pound head, 574 00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:25,933 turn it backwards like The Exorcist, 575 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,899 have it rolled down your back, catch it with both your hands, 576 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:32,433 and then, Undertaker, The Rock says, 577 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:38,366 take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass. 578 00:29:38,566 --> 00:29:39,866 -[Lawler] What? -[JR] Man. 579 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,633 The Rock is laying the smackdown. 580 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,699 ["Rest In Peace" playing] 581 00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:47,733 -[JR] Uh-oh. -[Lawler chuckles] Yeah. 582 00:29:51,866 --> 00:29:54,733 -[JR] I think The Rock has done it now. -[Lawler] Oh, yes he has. 583 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,433 [JR] Business has just picked up. 584 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,199 There's the WWE Champion, 585 00:29:58,266 --> 00:30:02,166 the one and only Undertaker, as evil as evil gets. 586 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:06,500 [Lawler] We may see The Rock's eyes roll to the back of his head. 587 00:30:06,566 --> 00:30:10,733 All right, young man, sing-along time is over. 588 00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:13,266 What you're doing 589 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:16,833 is you're out here, 590 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:20,366 your mouth writing checks your ass can't cash. 591 00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:23,600 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 592 00:30:29,366 --> 00:30:34,500 What you fail to realize, boy, is I've crippled more people than polio. 593 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:38,333 You can't be the first, but you will be the next. 594 00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:43,366 So in response to your little nursery rhyme, 595 00:30:44,466 --> 00:30:46,100 let me put it like this, Rock. 596 00:30:47,399 --> 00:30:50,000 It's time for you to go to the learning tree, 597 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:54,433 King of the Ring… I accept. 598 00:30:54,766 --> 00:30:57,933 -[JR] Oh, man. Whoa. -[Lawler] All right. All right. 599 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:01,133 [Mr. McMahon] No, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, whoa, wait. 600 00:31:01,199 --> 00:31:03,100 -[JR] What's this now? -Wait just a minute. 601 00:31:03,899 --> 00:31:05,399 -I know… -[crowd booing] 602 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:10,233 I know… I know you're eager 603 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:14,933 to defend the WWE Title, I understand that. 604 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:17,300 But Rock… 605 00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:22,166 what makes you think you're worthy of being the number one contender? 606 00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:23,233 [Lawler] Yeah, right. 607 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,766 As far as I'm concerned, 608 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:28,699 the only thing electrifying about you these days 609 00:31:28,766 --> 00:31:31,233 are those gaudy shirts you wear. 610 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,866 [Lawler] Right, look at that shirt, JR. 611 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,466 [Mr. McMahon] It's all right. 612 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:40,500 You want a shot at The Undertaker, the King of the Ring for the WWE Title? 613 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,133 No problem. 614 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,333 Just this little hitch. 615 00:31:44,399 --> 00:31:49,233 Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match, 616 00:31:49,966 --> 00:31:52,466 you must be victorious. 617 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,466 You must win the match, Rock. 618 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:58,033 One way or another, 619 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:02,466 tonight, in order to get your Title shot at the King of the Ring. 620 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,566 [Lawler] What's he saying, JR? 621 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,800 -Rock and Undertaker tonight? -What about it? 622 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:11,233 [JR] That's what I got out of it, yeah. 623 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:15,233 The Rock says, not only will The Rock whip his monkey ass 624 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,600 at King of the Ring, but he'll do it tonight, 625 00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:24,566 -if you smell what The Rock is cooking. -[crowd cheering] 626 00:32:25,199 --> 00:32:27,600 [JR] So it's The Rock and The Undertaker right here tonight 627 00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:31,733 in a non-title match-up, a match that Rock must win… 628 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,433 ["Know Your Role" playing] 629 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:39,433 …to get his shot at The Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWE Title. 630 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,366 [Lawler] Wow. 631 00:32:41,466 --> 00:32:43,166 Hey, Rock. Hey, Rock. 632 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:45,366 -Cut The Rock's music. -[JR] What's this? 633 00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:48,699 -[crowd booing] -Since this is a night of stipulations, 634 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:53,366 we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and The Undertaker. 635 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:55,533 And, Rock, tonight you'll find out 636 00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,066 exactly what that stipulation is, five minutes before you come out, 637 00:33:00,133 --> 00:33:03,933 if you smell what the Macs are cooking. 638 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,933 Now hit The Rock's music. 639 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,133 [Lawler] Well, JR, it's a night of stipulations. 640 00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:12,133 -The McMahons are brilliant. -["Know Your Role" continues] 641 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:16,300 [JR] But what's it the McMahons have in store for The Rock tonight 642 00:33:16,366 --> 00:33:18,466 when The Rock meets The Undertaker 643 00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:22,500 right here in this very ring, here tonight on Raw? 644 00:33:24,966 --> 00:33:26,366 [Lawler] This is gonna be great. 645 00:33:26,433 --> 00:33:28,699 [JR] It's gonna be a war, no doubt about it. 646 00:33:28,899 --> 00:33:31,966 The Rock and The Phenom hook it out here tonight, and-- 647 00:33:32,133 --> 00:33:33,699 -Hey, hey, hey. -[Lawler] Oh, my. 648 00:33:35,733 --> 00:33:37,633 Did he just try to make a pass at you? 649 00:33:37,699 --> 00:33:41,066 [JR] Yes, it's-- Did he just try to make a pass at you, Debra? 650 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,899 [announcer] And now, the WWE Rewind 651 00:33:44,966 --> 00:33:46,933 brought to you by Hasbro interactive Centipede. 652 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,266 Now in the PlayStation game console. The bugs are back. 653 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:54,500 [Lawler] Oh, oh! Look out, look out! Hit him right… 654 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,000 -[exclaims] -[crowd cheering] 655 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:59,100 [JR] Well, Nicole Bass aiming for Jeff Jarrett, 656 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:02,733 and Nicole just knocked out Val Venis. 657 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,199 -You are nothing but a screw-up. -You got a problem? 658 00:34:06,266 --> 00:34:07,533 Screw you. 659 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,033 [JR] What? Wow. 660 00:34:09,566 --> 00:34:11,166 [announcer] That was the WWE Rewind 661 00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:13,400 brought to you by Hasbro interactive Centipede. 662 00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:17,166 Now in the PlayStation game console. The bugs are back. 663 00:34:18,566 --> 00:34:19,900 [JR] And we are back, 664 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,733 the WWE Women's Title on the line here momentarily. 665 00:34:23,799 --> 00:34:27,133 [Lawler excitedly] Oh, boy! Oh, there they are, puppies. [laughs] 666 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,966 [JR] King, the puppy thing has gotten out of hand now. 667 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:32,566 [Lawler] The puppies getting out of hand, though, that's bad JR. 668 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:34,766 Puppies should always be kept in hands. 669 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:36,866 That way you pet them, play with them. 670 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,466 I love puppies. 671 00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:45,000 [JR] Well, good to see plenty of 'em right here, are you all right? 672 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:47,033 [Lawler] I want those puppies to have my litter. 673 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:52,466 Look! Oh, my gosh. 674 00:34:52,533 --> 00:34:54,433 [JR] Easy, easy, big fella. 675 00:34:55,866 --> 00:34:58,700 [Lawler] I wouldn't even mind carpet stains for those puppies. 676 00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:00,100 [JR] Will you stop it? 677 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,400 Oh, man, okay. 678 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,466 This an interesting match-up, to say in the least. 679 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:05,733 We're booked tonight. 680 00:35:05,799 --> 00:35:10,400 Raw is War is brought to you by Castrol, the official motor oil of the WWE. 681 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:13,266 Now when you buy a case of Castrol GTX motor oil, 682 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:17,033 get one of these six-foot WWE Superstar posters free. 683 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,033 [Lawler] And by Chef Boyardee, 684 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:24,066 overstuff yourself on Monday nights when Chef Boyardee overstuffed in the WWE. 685 00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:26,633 [JR] Also by WWE, The Music Volume III, 686 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:30,633 hear the original entrance theme songs of your favorite WWE Superstars. 687 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:35,533 Now available with all NRM music locations and other fine retailers. 688 00:35:36,966 --> 00:35:41,566 Ivory will be challenging Debra for the WWE Women's Title. 689 00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:43,933 [announcer] Introducing the challenger, 690 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,533 -Ivory. -[JR] Jeff and Debra the golden couple. 691 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,033 Both champions. 692 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:51,466 We saw Debra and Ivory lay hands upon each other 693 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,733 about eight days ago on Heat, 694 00:35:54,266 --> 00:35:57,533 in a… in a match-up that Debra tried to get to, 695 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,133 well, quite frankly, involved in in an direct way of Sexual Chocolate. 696 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,333 [Lawler] Yeah, and Ivory certainly didn't like that and she made it known. 697 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,433 [whoops] 698 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,533 Meow mix, anyone? 699 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,433 -[JR] Uh-oh. -[Lawler] Wow. 700 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:13,466 -[JR] WWE Women's Title… -[bell dings] 701 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:17,033 …may not be as scientifically perfect as some…might want here, 702 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:20,733 but it will certainly be unpredictable, to say the least, and… Uh-oh. 703 00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,733 -What is she doing here? -[Lawler] Look at this. 704 00:36:22,799 --> 00:36:23,799 Don't hurt the puppies. 705 00:36:23,866 --> 00:36:25,799 [JR] The angry Amazon, 706 00:36:25,866 --> 00:36:29,500 Val Venis's former squeeze, Nicole Bass. 707 00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:33,400 The world's largest female body builder at ring side. 708 00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:35,000 [Lawler] Look at Debra go. 709 00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:40,033 [JR] Folks, we are receiving more footage from Stone Cold 710 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,966 regarding his first day on the job as-- What? 711 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:46,766 Well, I guess-- I guess Austin did have that… 712 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,866 that McMahons senior management meeting. 713 00:36:49,933 --> 00:36:51,966 From what we hear, it was a dandy. 714 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:53,466 [Lawler] Look at this. 715 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,133 [JR] The stuffed shirts. 716 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,500 Austin is gonna, I'm sure, have a interesting indoctrination 717 00:36:58,566 --> 00:37:01,066 of those stuffed shirts, those corporate butt-kissers 718 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:02,966 that Vince surrounds himself with. 719 00:37:03,033 --> 00:37:04,799 [Lawler] These guys are… They're executives… 720 00:37:04,866 --> 00:37:06,833 -[JR] They're yes-men. -[Lawler] They're scholars. 721 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,766 They got more degrees than a thermometer, JR. 722 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,733 [JR] Oh, I know. 723 00:37:09,866 --> 00:37:12,366 [Lawler] They'll put Austin in his place, I guarantee you. 724 00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:14,900 [JR] They're some highly paid son of a guns in there too, 725 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,533 driving in their Mercedes-Benz and BMWs, and… 726 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,866 Oh, it's Debra now taking Ivory's… 727 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,100 that scarf and Jeff Jarrett up on the apron, 728 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,366 Jarrett has got the referee distracted. 729 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:27,200 -For what reason, I don't know what. -[Lawler] Debra, look out. 730 00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:31,033 [JR] And now Nicole Bass is choking out Debra. 731 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,833 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. -[JR] Nicole is 6'3", 240. 732 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,600 Just choked out Debra, there's a cover. 733 00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:38,333 -One, two, three… -[bell dings] 734 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,366 …and we got a new Women's Champion. 735 00:37:40,433 --> 00:37:42,966 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -[announcer] The winner with this bout 736 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:49,433 and new World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion, Ivory. 737 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,166 [JR] What was Jeff Jarrett thinking? 738 00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:55,066 [Lawler] I don't know, but look at this, Ivory's the new Women's Champion. 739 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:57,633 [JR] And why did Nicole Bass come to help Ivory? 740 00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:02,000 [Lawler] I'm in shock. 741 00:38:02,066 --> 00:38:03,633 [JR] Jeff Jarrett. 742 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,166 [Lawler] Are the puppies okay? 743 00:38:05,233 --> 00:38:06,500 [JR] Will you stop that? 744 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,566 Jeff Jarrett must've had a brain lapse. 745 00:38:08,633 --> 00:38:12,066 The referee was distracted thanks to Jeff Jarrett, I don't know why. 746 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:14,000 And now, these two ladies are together. 747 00:38:14,066 --> 00:38:16,633 Apparently, there's some sort of relationship 748 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,033 or a business arrangement, I don't know what that means. 749 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,133 [Lawler] Jeff is saying, "Okay, I'm still champ," 750 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,100 but what about Debra's gold? 751 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:25,600 -[JR] And what about that board meeting? -[crowd booing] 752 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:29,966 I'll tell you what, folks, you want to meet a bunch of pompous stuffed shirts, 753 00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:32,166 -overpaid windbag… -[Lawler] Hey. 754 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:33,466 …butt-kissing yes-men… 755 00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:35,799 [Lawler] I'm telling you they'll put Austin in his place. 756 00:38:35,866 --> 00:38:37,633 -Can't wait to see it. -[JR] Don't think so. 757 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:40,700 This happened earlier today in the World headquarters in Stanford. 758 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,433 Take a look at this footage. 759 00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:46,900 All right. Gentlemen, and I use that term somewhat loosely. 760 00:38:46,966 --> 00:38:48,799 There was that colleagues meeting here today, 761 00:38:48,866 --> 00:38:50,133 our first meeting together, 762 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,100 so maybe we can get to know each other on a one-on-one basis here. 763 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,533 What I hold in my hands 764 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,533 is the new orientation manual, 765 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,799 and I expect each and every one of you 766 00:38:58,866 --> 00:39:01,633 to memorize this thing, front to back, back to front, 767 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,666 whatever you got to do. 768 00:39:02,733 --> 00:39:05,866 You got to understand what direction this company is now going. 769 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,200 You, take that, and if he can't read, you read it to him. 770 00:39:09,299 --> 00:39:11,866 Let's start moving these office supplies away so I can see you. 771 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,200 Let me ask you a few questions, 772 00:39:14,266 --> 00:39:16,799 find out what you do, what your damn names are. 773 00:39:16,866 --> 00:39:19,466 You, sir, you do what and you are who? 774 00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:23,533 I'm Deniss O'Rorke, senior vice president of marketing research and development. 775 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,033 Really, is that supposed to impress me? 776 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,533 -I hope so. -Well, you're fired. 777 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,766 -What'd I do? -[Lawler laughs] 778 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,900 You're fired for looking stupid, now get your ass out the door. 779 00:39:31,966 --> 00:39:33,933 I said get your ass out the door. 780 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,666 -[JR] I never liked that guy. -[Lawler] He's been here nine years. 781 00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:38,400 [Stone Cold] Your…on the way out. 782 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,700 [JR] Nobody knew what he did. 783 00:39:39,766 --> 00:39:41,700 I hope I don't get to meet more smartasses here. 784 00:39:41,766 --> 00:39:42,933 Hey, blockhead. 785 00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:44,666 -Yeah, you. -Me? 786 00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:47,266 -Yeah. What's your name? -My name is Jason Vasquez. 787 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:49,366 -Well, what do you do? -I'm a mailroom clerk here. 788 00:39:49,433 --> 00:39:51,600 -Would you like a promotion? -Hell yeah. 789 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:54,200 Then come over here, sit your ass down, you got your promotion. 790 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:56,500 -Yes, sir, thank you. -[Lawler] That's a mailroom clerk! 791 00:39:56,566 --> 00:39:58,000 Your job is, if I snap my fingers, 792 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:00,533 damn it, I want a beer, and I want it now, and I want it open. 793 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:02,400 -You got it. -[Lawler] You can't promote him. 794 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:04,500 Does anybody have a problem with Jason's promotion? 795 00:40:04,566 --> 00:40:05,400 [Lawler] I do. 796 00:40:05,466 --> 00:40:07,633 I said, does anybody got a problem with his promotion? 797 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,900 -[all] No, sir. -All right. Let's continue the meeting. 798 00:40:09,966 --> 00:40:12,433 I'm really getting to know you guys. You, you do what? 799 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,633 My name is Kevin Albanese, I'm the director of MIS. 800 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,633 You got some pudding hanging off your nose there. 801 00:40:16,733 --> 00:40:18,666 What does MIS mean? Men in [bleep] 802 00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:21,166 No, Stone Cold, I'm in charge of the computer department here 803 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:22,733 at the World Wrestling Entertainment. 804 00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,566 -Tell me more. -I take care of any… 805 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,100 No, no, I don't want to hear more, 806 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,500 because what I wanna do right now 807 00:40:27,566 --> 00:40:29,700 is have a good old fashion beer-drinking contest. 808 00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,766 Because I want to find out exactly where you guys stand. 809 00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:34,000 The rules are simple. 810 00:40:34,066 --> 00:40:35,933 I'm ma pass out this beer. 811 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,666 Jason, pick up all that damn beer that you spilled earlier, 812 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:40,533 -Do you do that at your house? -No, sir. 813 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,233 Then you won't do that here if you want your job, understand? 814 00:40:43,299 --> 00:40:45,833 -Yes, sir, Stone Cold. -Well, pass these sum bitches some beer. 815 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,166 I want everybody to drink up. 816 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:48,400 The rules are this. 817 00:40:48,466 --> 00:40:50,466 When I come back in this room, 818 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:53,133 if you're still standing, you still got a job. 819 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,633 If you're not standing, if you're laying on the ground, 820 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,066 puking and…[bleep] vomiting all over the place, 821 00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,799 that means your ass is fired. 822 00:40:59,866 --> 00:41:03,666 Hey, you. Start drinking the damn beer. No slackers. 823 00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:06,900 Here, you get two of them. Make it three, there you go. 824 00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:09,200 Hot shot lawyer, okay, there's another one for you. 825 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:11,933 [Lawler] Drinking those martinis and stuff. 826 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,933 If I snap my damn fingers, I better have one. 827 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:17,533 Gentlemen, start drinking right now and that's the bottom line, 828 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,633 -because the new CEO says so. -[Lawler] Oh, my God, no. 829 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:22,500 [JR] Maybe they'll get this right. 830 00:41:23,933 --> 00:41:25,933 [announcer] And now, JVC Kaboom Box, 831 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,400 the portable music system with dual subwoofers 832 00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:33,366 and 52 watts of ring-shaking power, presents the JVC Kaboom of the week. 833 00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:36,100 [Lawler] He said he was gonna do it, he's doing it. 834 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:39,233 [JR] The chokeslam on The Big Show, 835 00:41:39,299 --> 00:41:42,600 chokeslam, The Undertaker all the way to hell. 836 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:47,700 The ring has been destroyed by the maddest chokeslam I've ever seen. 837 00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:51,000 [announcer] That was the JVC Kaboom of the week. 838 00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:53,500 Presented by the ultimate head-banging music machine. 839 00:41:53,566 --> 00:41:57,100 The JVC Kaboom Box. So loud it hurts. 840 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,900 [JR] And we are back. 841 00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:04,700 Moments ago, it looked like Pat Patterson was trying to leave the building here. 842 00:42:04,766 --> 00:42:06,633 [Brisco] Hey, Pat. Pat, Pat, Pat. 843 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:07,766 Where you going, Pat? 844 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,900 I'm thinking of go out and have a bit of fresh air. 845 00:42:09,966 --> 00:42:11,500 Maybe I'll have a smoke or something. 846 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,466 Smoke? You got your bag with you, Pat. 847 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:16,466 -Come on, level with me. -All right. Jerry, how much can I take? 848 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:17,466 How much can I take? 849 00:42:17,533 --> 00:42:20,833 I'm 58 years old. How much can I take from Vince McMahon? 850 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,666 Listen, Pat, after 20-some-odd years, you're just going to let that man win? 851 00:42:24,733 --> 00:42:26,166 I don't want him to win. 852 00:42:26,366 --> 00:42:27,866 Pat, you can't let him win like this. 853 00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:29,733 Come on, I got a plan, Pat. 854 00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:32,400 -Let's go. All right. Let's go do this. -You know I always do. 855 00:42:34,299 --> 00:42:36,066 [JR] Well, Patterson and Brisco, 856 00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:37,566 thanks to Mr. McMahon, 857 00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:39,866 are gonna take on Mideon and Viscera later tonight here. 858 00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:41,766 -[bell dings] -[Lawler] Pat had the best plan, 859 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,000 -leave the building. -[announcer] The following contest 860 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:47,933 is scheduled for one fall, is the official blind fold match. 861 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,966 [JR] This is a blind date match, ladies and gentlemen. 862 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,933 Test is going to be blindfolded against the Big Boss Man here momentarily. 863 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,700 Before last night on Heat, 864 00:42:58,766 --> 00:43:01,466 what a shocker, it looked as if Test 865 00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:03,633 was going to win the Intercontinental Title 866 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:09,033 after fellow union member, Ken Shamrock, interfered against Jeff Jarrett. 867 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,566 [Lawler] Yeah. Ken Shamrock, what's he got on his mind? 868 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:12,600 He's an idiot. 869 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,033 And, Test, he gets to win thanks to Shamrock. 870 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,799 [JR] However, Debra used her womanly ways 871 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:24,600 to convince Harvey Hooperman to reverse the decision. 872 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,766 [Lawler] And rightfully so, don't you think? 873 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:31,533 [JR] I think Harvey also gave her the Title to his car. 874 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,000 And his trailer. 875 00:43:33,066 --> 00:43:35,799 -Or what do you think she promised him? -[Lawler laughs] 876 00:43:37,566 --> 00:43:40,900 Being… talk to Test last night on Heat 877 00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:45,933 about the date that Test had with Stephanie McMahon Saturday night. 878 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,766 By the way, that happened in Pittsburgh on Saturday. 879 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:51,733 [Lawler] Yeah. Test trying to tell me that absolutely nothing went on, 880 00:43:51,799 --> 00:43:53,533 that they were just friends, and-- 881 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,066 Come on, do you think I believe that for one minute? 882 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:57,200 I mean, let's face it. 883 00:43:57,266 --> 00:44:00,400 Test, you know, he used to hang around with Motley Crue. 884 00:44:00,466 --> 00:44:03,033 and we all know what Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson do on dates. 885 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:06,000 -[JR] I don't…travel that road again. -[Lawler] They got videos of it. 886 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,633 [JR] Well, this could be Austin's sentence 887 00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:12,333 at the King of the Ring, a blindfold match. 888 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,466 Can you imagine Steve Austin being blindfolded 889 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:18,533 and having to fight both the McMahon men? 890 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,200 [Lawler] Good idea. 891 00:44:20,266 --> 00:44:22,766 [JR] Well, what a night this is for The Corporate Ministry. 892 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,433 [Lawler] You heard Vince McMahon say it. 893 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,299 Test crossed the line when he took out Vince's and… 894 00:44:27,366 --> 00:44:30,000 well, Vince's daughter and Shane's sister on a date, 895 00:44:30,066 --> 00:44:31,266 and now he's gonna pay for it. 896 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,933 -[JR] That's a bunch of BS, you know it. -[Lawler] What? 897 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,333 [JR] BS, and you know what I'm talking about. 898 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,299 [chuckles] Well, this is a… this is a travesty here. 899 00:44:41,366 --> 00:44:44,400 Here you got Boss Man taunting Test, 900 00:44:44,466 --> 00:44:48,033 and now slapped Test, he can't even see to defend himself. 901 00:44:49,066 --> 00:44:50,466 This crowd here is appalled. 902 00:44:50,533 --> 00:44:54,000 I'm sure the crowd, all the folks watching live on TSN 903 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,866 are appalled as well, 904 00:44:55,933 --> 00:44:58,333 at Vince McMahon's treatment of Test here 905 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,733 -in this blind date match. -[Lawler laughs] 906 00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:02,799 [Lawler] You said the McMahons booked these matches 907 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:05,233 just for their own amusement? It's amusing me too. 908 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,966 [JR] I don't think it's funny at all. 909 00:45:08,033 --> 00:45:10,466 I guarantee you that David and Goliath match-up tonight, 910 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:13,166 X-Pac versus The Big Show is not gonna be funny. 911 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:14,866 What about Ken Shamrock? 912 00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:18,633 He's gotta wear a straitjacket tonight when he takes on Jeff Jarrett. 913 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:22,766 We know Patterson and Brisco, like lambs, they may be old lambs… 914 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:25,000 -[Lawler] Oh, look at that. -[JR] Right hand by Test. 915 00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:26,666 Caught the Boss Man walking in. 916 00:45:26,733 --> 00:45:31,066 Not to mention, The Rock and The Undertaker one-on-one here tonight. 917 00:45:31,133 --> 00:45:33,133 And The Rock's got to win the match 918 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,933 to get his shot at the Title at the King of the Ring. 919 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,933 [Lawler] Oh, look. 920 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,100 Boss Man, don't tell him where you are, it's the only way he's gonna find you. 921 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,000 [JR] That may not have been a very judicious move by the Boss Man, 922 00:45:43,066 --> 00:45:45,733 who has found himself into the… with a frying pan and-- 923 00:45:45,799 --> 00:45:47,000 Wait a minute! 924 00:45:47,066 --> 00:45:49,666 The Boss Man with a knife stick, right in the temple. 925 00:45:49,733 --> 00:45:52,266 [Lawler] I can see that coming, but Test couldn't. [chuckles] 926 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,700 [JR] Oh, that's really funny. 927 00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:58,033 [announcer] The winner of this bout, as a result of disqualification, Test. 928 00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,933 [Lawler] It's a blind date match. What do you expect? 929 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,666 [JR] What did Test do to deserve this? 930 00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:04,900 He took Stephanie McMahon out on a date. 931 00:46:04,966 --> 00:46:07,533 Hey, wait a minute. Stephanie there. 932 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,833 -[Lawler] What are you doing? -[JR] Stephanie McMahon. 933 00:46:10,299 --> 00:46:13,766 -[Lawler] Get out of the… -[JR] She wants the Boss Man to stop. 934 00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:15,733 [Lawler] I didn't even know she was here. 935 00:46:15,799 --> 00:46:16,900 [JR] I didn't either. 936 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:20,600 -[Lawler] What are you doing, Stephanie? -[JR] She's coming to Test's aid. 937 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,799 And why didn't Boss Man hit her? 938 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,066 [Lawler] No, you don't… 939 00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:29,366 You don't hit Stephanie, but why is she sticking up for Test? 940 00:46:29,433 --> 00:46:31,066 [JR] Oh, why not? 941 00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:37,900 Boss Man is too smart to blast Test with Mr. McMahon's daughter there. 942 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,066 [Lawler] Wait a minute there. 943 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:43,799 I'm telling you, there's more to this relationship than meets the eye. 944 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:46,266 I'm telling-- I'm telling Mr. McMahon about this. 945 00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:49,133 [Stone Cold] Human Resources, just where I needed to go. 946 00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:53,466 [JR] Stone Cold looking for the director of Human Resources. 947 00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:55,500 [Stone Cold] There you guys are. 948 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,299 [chuckles] I'm digging the power tie there. 949 00:46:57,366 --> 00:46:58,633 Let me get a good look at that. 950 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,299 Beautiful, you got to cut-out, you might have some potential. 951 00:47:01,366 --> 00:47:02,400 [JR] That's Matt Deluca. 952 00:47:02,466 --> 00:47:05,799 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, CEO, you are what and what do you do? 953 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,466 My name is Sarah. I'm a Human Resource specialist. 954 00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:11,600 Sarah, Human Resources specialist, let me see what we could do here. 955 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:15,200 Sarah, I want you to use your resources to get old Stone Cold a couple of cold beers. 956 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,833 Excuse me? 957 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:20,133 Move it or lose it, honey, I'm thirsty. I got meetings to do. 958 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,066 Could appreciate some respect. 959 00:47:22,133 --> 00:47:23,766 -[JR] Yeah, Sarah. -Please don't hit me. 960 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:26,733 No, I am not here to hit you, son. Relax. Relax, all right? 961 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,500 You know we have here? 962 00:47:28,766 --> 00:47:30,500 Let me tell you what we have here. 963 00:47:30,566 --> 00:47:33,066 This is an orientation manual. Do you understand that? 964 00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:35,933 What I want you do with this is to memorize it front to back, 965 00:47:36,033 --> 00:47:36,900 back to front. 966 00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:39,466 I want you to know the direction that this company is going in. 967 00:47:39,533 --> 00:47:41,166 -Do you understand me? -Yes, sir. 968 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:44,433 Because you know what might happen? You know what might happen? 969 00:47:45,299 --> 00:47:48,266 I might come back and quiz you today, tomorrow, whenever, 970 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,500 about the contents of this manual. 971 00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:53,900 Something easy, like, let me see. Start you on for some basic like… 972 00:47:54,566 --> 00:47:55,833 Here we go, we'll do this one. 973 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:57,700 Austin 3:16 says… 974 00:47:57,766 --> 00:47:59,866 -I know that one. -Well, give it to me, kid. 975 00:47:59,933 --> 00:48:01,966 I just whooped your… 976 00:48:02,766 --> 00:48:05,733 It's okay, go ahead and say it. I'm telling you, CEO. 977 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:08,733 I'm giving you permission. Profanity is allowed here. 978 00:48:08,799 --> 00:48:10,733 Austin 3:16 says… 979 00:48:10,799 --> 00:48:13,266 -I just whooped your ass. -[Lawler] Don't say it. 980 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,833 Oh, my… 981 00:48:15,433 --> 00:48:16,799 That's a brown-noser for you, JR. 982 00:48:16,866 --> 00:48:19,700 You got to work on your attitude, son. Come from here. 983 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:22,066 Austin 3:16 says… 984 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,299 I just whooped your ass! 985 00:48:24,366 --> 00:48:27,299 I knew you have some potential, kid. Do you know where accounting is? 986 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,333 -Right down the hall. -Then lead the way. 987 00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:31,233 [Lawler] Look at this. What a brown-noser. 988 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,799 Look at the beak on his-- And look the swagger now. 989 00:48:33,866 --> 00:48:35,700 [JR] Matt Deluca has got an attitude. 990 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:38,100 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 991 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,900 ["Make Some Noise" playing] 992 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:47,833 [JR] And the Rattlesnake directing from new CEO here, as this night progresses. 993 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:51,766 And this is the David versus Goliath match-up. 994 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,666 First of all, in my opinion, that young man, X-Pac, 995 00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:58,633 will take on Bob Holly in less than two weeks of the King of the Ring, 996 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:02,066 in the historic Greensboro Coliseum. 997 00:49:02,133 --> 00:49:07,933 But tonight is a match ordered by Shane McMahon, David versus Goliath. 998 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,766 [Lawler] Right. Tonight, the McMahons and The Corporate Ministry 999 00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:14,100 are giving us a night we will never ever forget. 1000 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:17,133 This is great, a David and Goliath match. 1001 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,933 [JR] And from what I hear, The Big Show wants no part of this. 1002 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,400 The Big Show knows exactly what Shane McMahon wants. 1003 00:49:24,466 --> 00:49:27,666 Shane McMahon has never been able to beat X-Pac by himself, 1004 00:49:27,733 --> 00:49:29,700 so he wants The Big Show to do it for him. 1005 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:31,833 [Lawler] And The Big Show should have no problem. 1006 00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:36,766 ["Big" playing] 1007 00:49:38,033 --> 00:49:39,533 [Lawler] A David and Goliath. 1008 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,600 I can't want to see Brisco and Patterson, they've kind of some kind of plan. 1009 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,233 You know what? You heard Patterson. 1010 00:49:45,299 --> 00:49:46,666 He's so worried he's so old. 1011 00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:48,833 Patterson, I think he's still got the ticket stub 1012 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:51,066 from the original David and Goliath match. 1013 00:49:51,133 --> 00:49:52,200 [JR] Oh, stop it. 1014 00:49:52,466 --> 00:49:56,000 Ladies and gentlemen, who will ever forget last week here on Raw. 1015 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,100 A chokeslam from hell. 1016 00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:03,233 The Big Show showstopper that destroyed the ring 1017 00:50:03,299 --> 00:50:06,600 and almost destroyed the WWE Champion. 1018 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,666 The Big Show known as much for his big heart 1019 00:50:10,733 --> 00:50:14,299 and his compassion for others, as he is about showing off his chokeslam. 1020 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,566 [Lawler] Hush. Shut up. Let's get it on. 1021 00:50:16,899 --> 00:50:17,733 Slam him. 1022 00:50:17,799 --> 00:50:21,633 Listen, X-Pac, you got nothing to prove to me, it's all cool. 1023 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,633 I don't want a part of this. It's all cool. 1024 00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:25,633 [Lawler] It's all cool? What do you mean? 1025 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:27,866 [JR] And The Big Show is gonna forfeit the match. 1026 00:50:28,299 --> 00:50:29,600 That's what kind of man he is. 1027 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:30,700 [X-Pac] Hey, man. 1028 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,666 I understand why you don't want to fight me, 1029 00:50:34,733 --> 00:50:36,733 but I got one thing to say about that. 1030 00:50:38,366 --> 00:50:40,066 I fight for a living. 1031 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:44,133 I'm a man. I've got pride. This thing has been booked. 1032 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,466 So, if I get an ass-whipping, then so be it. 1033 00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:49,100 It won't be the first time. So, let's do this thing. 1034 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:51,466 -[Lawler] Yeah. -[JR] This kid's got a lot of guts. 1035 00:50:51,533 --> 00:50:54,933 And sometimes, that no fear can be a blessing or a curse. 1036 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,733 And I think tonight, it's a curse. 1037 00:50:56,799 --> 00:50:59,500 I admire Sean Waltman, X-Pac, as much as anybody can. 1038 00:50:59,566 --> 00:51:01,333 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] Look at that. Oh. 1039 00:51:01,399 --> 00:51:04,366 -We're gonna do it. -[JR] Oh, look at the ease. 1040 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:09,133 Waltman maybe 200 pounds, The Big Show 500, and… 1041 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,433 [Lawler yelps] 1042 00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:14,166 There's some hellfire in… and here comes Kane. 1043 00:51:14,399 --> 00:51:18,066 I don't think Kane wants X-Pac to fight The Big Show 1044 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:20,033 any more than The Big Show does. 1045 00:51:21,433 --> 00:51:25,333 But I guarantee you one thing, in Greensboro at the King of the Ring, 1046 00:51:25,399 --> 00:51:27,633 we know that that man, The Big Red Machine, 1047 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,866 will go nose-to-nose with The Big Show. 1048 00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:31,533 [Lawler] Well, look at this. 1049 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,766 [JR] Yeah, there's no doubt. 1050 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:35,000 Kane doesn't want X-Pac to have any part of this. 1051 00:51:35,066 --> 00:51:37,600 Shane McMahon is the cause of all this. 1052 00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:40,399 These guys should just walk away from him. 1053 00:51:40,466 --> 00:51:43,633 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Kane said he's gonna take the place of X-Pac. 1054 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,433 [JR] X-Pac is not gonna like that. 1055 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,299 I know this kid too well. 1056 00:51:47,366 --> 00:51:50,000 X-Pac doesn't want anybody fighting his battles but him. 1057 00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:51,566 [Lawler] No, I want to see this. 1058 00:51:52,766 --> 00:51:54,433 [JR] You're sick, you know that? 1059 00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:59,633 [Lawler] Look at this. Whoa. [laughs] 1060 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,399 [JR] Kane, a right hand. 1061 00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:05,733 Maybe in Kane's own dominion mind, for X-Pac's own good. 1062 00:52:05,899 --> 00:52:09,266 And The Big Show is more than happy, more than willing. 1063 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,866 -Uh-oh. -[Lawler] Let's do it. 1064 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:17,066 [JR] The Big Show is more than willing to take Kane's head off right here. 1065 00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:18,466 And now, X-Pac, 1066 00:52:18,533 --> 00:52:20,600 knocking down his tag team partner, 1067 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:24,200 because X-Pac wants to fight The Big Show who's leaning over to… 1068 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,433 [Lawler] Oh, whoa. 1069 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,166 [JR] The Big Show is leaning over to pick up Kane. 1070 00:52:28,233 --> 00:52:29,633 He got surprised there. 1071 00:52:30,266 --> 00:52:33,333 And The Big Show has… he is hot right now. 1072 00:52:33,399 --> 00:52:35,500 -The Big Show is angry. -[Lawler] Now, look. 1073 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,000 [JR] His conscience has got the better of him. 1074 00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:42,333 The Big Show says, "I'm not gonna do it. 1075 00:52:42,399 --> 00:52:46,566 Shane McMahon is not gonna force me into something I don't want to do." 1076 00:52:47,066 --> 00:52:48,833 But I guaran-damn-tee you one thing, folks. 1077 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:50,299 Cinch it up real tight there. 1078 00:52:50,366 --> 00:52:51,366 That's right, Sergeant. 1079 00:52:51,433 --> 00:52:53,600 You tell them to cinch it really tight, real right. 1080 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:56,600 But while you're at it, I want you to pass a message to Vince McMahon. 1081 00:52:56,666 --> 00:52:58,500 We're not done wearing out Jeff Jarrett. 1082 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,133 [shouts] I'm coming after his ass! 1083 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,333 When I'm done with him, 1084 00:53:01,399 --> 00:53:04,166 anybody else that's in the way, I'm gonna stitch their ass too! 1085 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,233 -Put the lock on. -Yeah, put it on. 1086 00:53:07,299 --> 00:53:09,166 Put it on good, till you lock it down. 1087 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,133 Real tough guys, huh? 1088 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,700 Yeah, you little clones. 1089 00:53:12,766 --> 00:53:15,033 You guys can't think for yourselves, huh? 1090 00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:17,399 Better stay the hell out of my way, because when I'm done, 1091 00:53:17,466 --> 00:53:20,033 I'm gonna beat the hell out of everybody else in my way. 1092 00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:21,033 Get out of my way! 1093 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,366 [JR] No love left for Jeff Jarrett or Vince McMahon, that's next. 1094 00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:29,100 [narrator] The game of baseball requires complete control at all times. 1095 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:31,100 [JR] Austin has ballistic here. 1096 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,500 [narrator] Respect for your opponent's batting skills. 1097 00:53:33,566 --> 00:53:36,033 [JR] The Undertaker's got a baseball bat. 1098 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:37,500 The Undertaker with the ball bat. 1099 00:53:37,566 --> 00:53:41,200 [narrator] But most of all, the ability to place a high heater right on that chin. 1100 00:53:44,299 --> 00:53:46,700 So, maybe Austin wasn't meant for Cooperstown. 1101 00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:50,966 But who cares when you're the CEO of the World Wrestling Entertainment? 1102 00:53:51,033 --> 00:53:56,799 To order the official baseball jersey of the new CEO, call 815-734-1161. 1103 00:53:56,866 --> 00:53:58,366 Visit the WWE website 1104 00:53:58,433 --> 00:54:00,966 or send a check or money order for $39.99, 1105 00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:04,466 plus nine bucks shipping and handling to the address on your screen. 1106 00:54:06,933 --> 00:54:09,799 [JR] It's certainly been a wild day at the WWE World headquarters. 1107 00:54:09,866 --> 00:54:11,866 It's gonna get wilder before this night is over. 1108 00:54:11,933 --> 00:54:13,466 Stone Cold met the receptionist, 1109 00:54:13,533 --> 00:54:15,933 and then he met Mr. McMahon's three secretaries. 1110 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,733 -[all] Welcome, Mr. Austin. -Good morning, girls. 1111 00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:20,766 [Lawler] This is just awful… 1112 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:23,600 If you ask me, I mean, he's creating havoc. 1113 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,299 And I think he's creating an unsafe work environment there 1114 00:54:26,366 --> 00:54:28,000 for all Mr. McMahon's executives. 1115 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:30,133 [JR] They're drinking beer for the first time. 1116 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,600 But Mr. McMahon rose to the occasion himself, earlier tonight. 1117 00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:36,566 Sometimes, plans go awry. 1118 00:54:36,633 --> 00:54:40,166 And when they do, that tests the mettle of a man. 1119 00:54:41,066 --> 00:54:43,533 It tests the mettle of an organization. 1120 00:54:44,566 --> 00:54:46,966 And there are those among you 1121 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:52,799 who wish that The Corporate Ministry would in fact disintegrate. 1122 00:54:52,866 --> 00:54:56,333 [crowd cheering] 1123 00:54:56,899 --> 00:54:58,899 Well, that's only wishful thinking. 1124 00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,399 Because that's not gonna happen, 1125 00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:05,500 that's not gonna happen tonight, that's not gonna happen any night. 1126 00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:08,600 ["Urban Cowboy" playing] 1127 00:55:08,666 --> 00:55:10,100 [Lawler] You heard it, JR. 1128 00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:12,500 Not tonight, not any night. 1129 00:55:12,566 --> 00:55:14,366 [JR] Well, what did happen tonight was 1130 00:55:14,433 --> 00:55:17,466 that we have a new WWE Woman's Champion, that's Ivory. 1131 00:55:17,533 --> 00:55:21,066 With the help from Nicole Bass, Debra lost her Title. 1132 00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:23,066 [announcer] The following World Title contest… 1133 00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:25,200 [Lawler] Debra may have lost her Championship, 1134 00:55:25,266 --> 00:55:26,833 but she's still got her puppies. 1135 00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,733 [announcer] Introducing first… 1136 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,566 [JR] You gonna have more of that footage of… 1137 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,566 WWE World headquarters and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1138 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:37,766 a little bit later here tonight. 1139 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:40,633 -[Lawler whistles] -And what about that straitjacket match? 1140 00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:45,233 Ken Shamrock, Jeff Jarrett right here. 1141 00:55:45,299 --> 00:55:49,966 And certainly last week, it was Mr. McMahon and Shamrock 1142 00:55:50,033 --> 00:55:52,899 scheduled to go at it in a lion's den match-up. 1143 00:55:52,966 --> 00:55:55,866 But look at the cheap shot. Boom, right there. 1144 00:55:55,933 --> 00:55:58,000 It was steel on skull. 1145 00:55:58,766 --> 00:56:00,866 [Lawler] And you know what, JR? 1146 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:02,100 Any way you look at it, 1147 00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:06,133 thanks to that masterful execution of the ankle lock by Mr. McMahon, 1148 00:56:06,666 --> 00:56:09,200 Vince McMahon owns a victory over Ken Shamrock 1149 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:11,866 [chuckles] in the lion's den, of all places. 1150 00:56:12,966 --> 00:56:15,666 [JR] I wonder how much McMahon paid Jeff Jarrett 1151 00:56:16,033 --> 00:56:17,799 for doing his dirty work. 1152 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:23,033 [Lawler] Are you insinuating that there's some sort of relationship there? 1153 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,966 [JR] You're damn right, I'm insinuating that. 1154 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:27,433 [announcer] His opponent, from San Diego, California. 1155 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,899 [JR] Look at poor Ken Shamrock. 1156 00:56:28,966 --> 00:56:31,100 [Lawler] That nut should've been locked up years ago. 1157 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:33,366 [JR] This is exactly how Stone Cold 1158 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:38,366 could wind up at the King of the Ring in Greensboro in a couple of weeks. 1159 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:41,100 [Lawler] I think this would be my favorite. 1160 00:56:41,166 --> 00:56:44,500 But we're waiting for the official announcement from the McMahons 1161 00:56:44,566 --> 00:56:46,966 as to what stipulation will be for King of the Ring. 1162 00:56:47,033 --> 00:56:48,266 We'll find out tonight. 1163 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,366 [JR] We're also gonna find out the stipulation 1164 00:56:50,433 --> 00:56:52,500 for The Rock, Undertaker match-up 1165 00:56:52,566 --> 00:56:54,766 we will see right here tonight. 1166 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:59,066 I think Jeff Jarrett is going to this thing way too cocky. 1167 00:56:59,266 --> 00:57:00,366 [screaming] 1168 00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:02,966 [Lawler] This is gonna be a walk in a park Jeff. 1169 00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:05,700 Come on in there, Shamrock, get you some of Jeff Jarrett. 1170 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:09,066 You think Jeff Jarrett's worried about Ken Shamrock's legs? 1171 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,433 That's all he's got, his legs. 1172 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,399 -[JR] Let me tell you something… -[bell dings] 1173 00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:16,299 …if you studied the mix martial arts and the training regimen of these guys, 1174 00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:20,066 you'll find out that they do a lot of training just with their legs, 1175 00:57:20,133 --> 00:57:22,633 -in case one of their arms is debilitated. -[Lawler] Right. 1176 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,899 Martial arts. Kick like a girl, look at this. 1177 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,066 The only legs that Jeff Jarrett are worried about are Debra's, 1178 00:57:29,133 --> 00:57:31,399 'cause everybody in this whole place is looking at 'em. 1179 00:57:31,466 --> 00:57:34,566 [JR] Well, maybe Jeff Jarrett better worry about Ken Shamrock. 1180 00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:36,533 [Lawler] For what? He's in a straitjacket. 1181 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,233 [JR] I'll tell you somebody else had better worry about Shamrock, 1182 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,733 is Vince McMahon himself. 1183 00:57:41,299 --> 00:57:43,966 A knock down, double leg takedown by Jeff Jarrett. 1184 00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:45,933 -And look at this. -[Lawler] What is this? 1185 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,133 [JR] Shamrock's got the leg bind, hooking up the knee of Jeff Jarrett. 1186 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,299 [Lawler] How'd he do that? 1187 00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,066 [JR] Desperate to get into the ropes. 1188 00:57:54,133 --> 00:57:57,366 When Ken Shamrock gets sick of this match, win, lose or draw… 1189 00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:58,933 [Lawler] What? Look at this! 1190 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,100 [JR] Shamrock locking up Jeff Jarrett. 1191 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:03,766 Jarrett better get in the ropes. 1192 00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:05,633 This is a submission move here. 1193 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,833 Jarrett could be choked out by the legs of Shamrock. 1194 00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:10,899 [Lawler] Break it ref, come on. This guy is like a crab or something. 1195 00:58:10,966 --> 00:58:15,766 -He's like a-- Oh. Look at this! -[JR] Drop toe-hold by Ken Shamrock. 1196 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,833 Jeff Jarrett came into this thing with a big head. 1197 00:58:18,899 --> 00:58:20,733 He came in to it, overconfident. 1198 00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:23,366 [Lawler] What do you expect to wrestle a guy in a straitjacket? 1199 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:26,933 [JR] He's not prepared. He's the greatest intercontinental Champion of all time. 1200 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,733 And I don't think he cared a bit that Debra lost her title earlier tonight. 1201 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,766 [Lawler] How could you say such a thing? 1202 00:58:33,299 --> 00:58:35,033 But you're right, she still got her puppies. 1203 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,933 [JR] If I was Vince McMahon, 1204 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,299 I'd be a little bit concerned about what Shamrock is gonna do 1205 00:58:40,366 --> 00:58:42,666 when Shamrock gets his straitjacket off tonight. 1206 00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:44,700 [Lawler] Oh, I don't think Jeff Jarrett's 1207 00:58:44,766 --> 00:58:47,766 gonna leave much of Ken Shamrock after this straitjacket match. 1208 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,600 [JR] Free shot there by Jarrett. 1209 00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:53,033 Shamrock can't get his arms up to even block the blow. 1210 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,600 Is this fair? Hell, no, it's not fair. 1211 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:57,666 -[Lawler] Oh, listen to you. -[JR] It isn't, King. 1212 00:58:57,733 --> 00:58:59,600 [Lawler] "Well, it isn't King" Who cares? 1213 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,633 This is for Vince and Shane's amusement. 1214 00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:04,299 [JR] Oh, you're the-- You're a butt-kisser too. 1215 00:59:04,366 --> 00:59:05,600 [Lawler whistles] 1216 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,500 -Do you want some Blistex? -[Lawler] Puppies! 1217 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,700 [JR] How about some Vaseline 1218 00:59:10,766 --> 00:59:12,799 for those chapped butt-kissing lips of yours? 1219 00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:14,566 [Lawler] What are you talking about? 1220 00:59:14,633 --> 00:59:18,100 [JR] Jeff Jarrett now has got everything going his way. 1221 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,633 Jarrett seems to be finally focused on Shamrock. 1222 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,533 [Lawler] Like you're not expecting a promotion 1223 00:59:22,633 --> 00:59:24,766 like that mailroom boy from the new CEO? 1224 00:59:26,266 --> 00:59:29,266 [JR] Nothing wrong getting promoted. Shamrock with a shoulder block. 1225 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,833 Shamrock can't use his hands. 1226 00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:32,633 He's in a straitjacket. 1227 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,166 Quick move by Shamrock. 1228 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,266 -A heel kick by Shamrock. -[screams] 1229 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,399 [indistinct shouting] 1230 00:59:37,633 --> 00:59:39,600 He'll choke… He'll choke him out. 1231 00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:41,766 -Shamrock will choke Jarrett out. -[bell dings] 1232 00:59:41,833 --> 00:59:44,233 And Jarrett is tapping, Jarrett is tapping. 1233 00:59:44,299 --> 00:59:47,966 -Shamrock has won the match. -[announcer] Here's your winner… 1234 00:59:48,033 --> 00:59:50,266 -Ken Shamrock. -[Lawler] It's a choke! Referee! 1235 00:59:52,566 --> 00:59:53,766 Unlock it! 1236 00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:56,266 Look at that… 1237 00:59:56,366 --> 00:59:59,133 -[JR] There's Vince McMahon. -[Lawler] What's he doing? 1238 00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,033 -Tim White's gonna unlock Shamrock. -[Lawler laughs] 1239 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,733 -McMahon with a cheap shot on White. -[Lawler] Get the key. 1240 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:05,899 [crowd booing] 1241 01:00:06,266 --> 01:00:08,633 [JR] Vince McMahon's got the key 1242 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,933 to the padlock that's locked up Shamrock's straitjacket. 1243 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,899 [Lawler] That means… That means, Shamrock, 1244 01:00:14,966 --> 01:00:17,566 you're in there for a long, long time, pal. 1245 01:00:17,633 --> 01:00:21,100 [JR] Somebody's got to cut Shamrock out of that jacket. 1246 01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:22,566 [Lawler] With what? 1247 01:00:23,466 --> 01:00:26,333 [JR] Jeff Jarrett was entirely overconfident, 1248 01:00:26,399 --> 01:00:29,500 and now maybe this defeat will humble Jeff Jarrett 1249 01:00:29,566 --> 01:00:31,399 and bring him back down to Earth. 1250 01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:34,533 Jerry, I love the plans in the next few minutes… 1251 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,566 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Patterson and Brisco. 1252 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:39,200 Well, The Brisco Brothers have a plan. 1253 01:00:39,266 --> 01:00:41,799 But will it work? We'll find out next. 1254 01:00:41,866 --> 01:00:42,799 It's gonna work. 1255 01:00:44,966 --> 01:00:46,733 -[machine buzzing] -It's beautiful, isn't it? 1256 01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:50,666 Is it-- It's just a, you know, a wonder of the world. 1257 01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:52,899 -Right. -It's-It's more… 1258 01:00:53,299 --> 01:00:57,100 It, like, is an honor for you to sit there and shave my ass. 1259 01:00:57,633 --> 01:00:59,733 It's something that you'd probably want to take home 1260 01:00:59,799 --> 01:01:01,333 and put on your mantle, isn't it? 1261 01:01:01,466 --> 01:01:04,000 Um, I think I see something here that doesn't… 1262 01:01:04,066 --> 01:01:06,500 [chuckles] You ain't kidding me, you see something? 1263 01:01:06,566 --> 01:01:07,933 You see a lot of ass. 1264 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,633 I believe I see a zit… 1265 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,566 You see a what? A zit? 1266 01:01:12,666 --> 01:01:15,733 Hey, that's my-- What did you do? 1267 01:01:15,799 --> 01:01:18,066 You did something with those clippers, I know you did. 1268 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:20,366 -I didn't. -Yeah. Yeah, you did. 1269 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:24,166 If you tell anybody, I mean anybody at all, 1270 01:01:24,233 --> 01:01:26,666 that you've seen a zit on my ass, 1271 01:01:26,733 --> 01:01:31,933 you will never, ever again, have the privilege of shaving my ass. 1272 01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:36,000 -[crowd cheering] -["Real American" playing] 1273 01:01:36,066 --> 01:01:37,933 [JR] I'll tell you what, Billy's got my word. 1274 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,399 I'm not gonna tell anybody he had a big ol' zit on his butt. 1275 01:01:40,466 --> 01:01:43,166 [Lawler] Hey, what is GGB anyway? 1276 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:46,200 [JR] I don't know, but they're planting those security cameras. 1277 01:01:46,299 --> 01:01:48,466 -They're getting their insurance paid up. -[bell dings] 1278 01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:51,433 [announcer] Following tag-team contest is scheduled for a one fall… 1279 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:52,666 [JR] Patterson and Brisco… 1280 01:01:52,733 --> 01:01:54,533 …about to enter the ring, introducing first, 1281 01:01:54,600 --> 01:02:01,466 the team of Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. 1282 01:02:04,066 --> 01:02:06,366 [JR] Well, we got this match right here, 1283 01:02:06,433 --> 01:02:11,833 The Acolytes took out Kane in a handicap match, that's still to come. 1284 01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:14,899 And what about The Rock and The Undertaker right here tonight? 1285 01:02:14,966 --> 01:02:18,399 But remember last week, new CEO, Steve Austin. 1286 01:02:18,466 --> 01:02:23,866 He booked Shane McMahon to take on Kane and X-Pac. 1287 01:02:23,933 --> 01:02:25,533 And the Shane's buddies, 1288 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,200 the Mean Street Posse, 1289 01:02:27,266 --> 01:02:28,966 who aren't even supposed to be around here, 1290 01:02:29,033 --> 01:02:31,066 after losing a loser league title match 1291 01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:33,466 that Patterson and Brisco showed up. 1292 01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:35,100 But, boy, did they pay for it. 1293 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:39,399 [Lawler] Oh, look at these guys. 1294 01:02:39,466 --> 01:02:40,600 Here's their plan, I guess. 1295 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:43,700 Gonna use chairs against Mideon and Viscera? 1296 01:02:43,766 --> 01:02:45,266 It's not gonna make any difference. 1297 01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:46,600 [JR] Well, it may not. 1298 01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:50,233 I guarantee you Patterson and Brisco won't go down without a fight. 1299 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,733 [Lawler] These guys are oughta sit down in those chairs. 1300 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:56,566 [announcer] …Mideon and Viscera. 1301 01:02:57,033 --> 01:02:58,666 [JR] Mr. McMahon must be loving this. 1302 01:02:58,733 --> 01:02:59,700 Hey, wait a minute… 1303 01:02:59,966 --> 01:03:02,366 [JR] Watch out, there's the Mean Street Posse. 1304 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:04,500 They came right out of the crowd. 1305 01:03:05,799 --> 01:03:07,399 Pete Gas and Rodney. 1306 01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:09,866 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] A low blow on Patterson. 1307 01:03:10,899 --> 01:03:12,366 [Lawler] These are Shane's friends. 1308 01:03:13,366 --> 01:03:16,100 [JR] Patterson and Brisco being assaulted here 1309 01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,233 by the Mean Street Posse. 1310 01:03:18,566 --> 01:03:21,200 [Lawler] I'm tell you, you don't mess with the Mean Street Posse. 1311 01:03:21,399 --> 01:03:22,833 Not tonight, not any night. 1312 01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:24,299 -[JR] Oh, look out here. -Oh! 1313 01:03:24,366 --> 01:03:27,666 A neckbreaker by [indistinct] on Gerald Brisco. 1314 01:03:28,299 --> 01:03:30,266 -And… oh, look out! My God! -[Lawler screams] 1315 01:03:31,299 --> 01:03:33,500 [JR] Patterson under all that Humanity. 1316 01:03:33,566 --> 01:03:36,766 [Lawler coughs] That's the largest man 1317 01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:38,899 -that's ever been on Patterson. -Oh! 1318 01:03:38,966 --> 01:03:41,166 [JR] Right there, 500 pounds. 1319 01:03:41,233 --> 01:03:44,333 Just smashed him down on the chest on the Hall of Famer. 1320 01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:50,266 [Lawler] I bet Mr. McMahon and Shane both are getting a big laugh out of this. 1321 01:03:51,733 --> 01:03:53,766 The McMahons love the misery of others. 1322 01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:56,266 [JR] No. Come on, the McMahons are just trying to determine 1323 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,700 -the best stipulation for their match! -Good Lord. 1324 01:03:58,766 --> 01:04:01,100 [JR] They're about to King of the Ring with Steve Austin. 1325 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:04,733 [Lawler] How did that 58… [indistinct] 59? 1326 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,500 [JR] And this is absolutely unnecessary. 1327 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:13,000 Nothing but a…an annihilation here. 1328 01:04:13,466 --> 01:04:18,833 The Corporate Ministry just dismantling Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. 1329 01:04:19,466 --> 01:04:22,033 [Lawler] Not tonight, not any night, JR. You heard it. 1330 01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:25,500 [JR] Yeah, it's all BS. The Corporate Ministry rules. 1331 01:04:26,366 --> 01:04:28,666 [Lawler laughs] Look at him. 1332 01:04:28,733 --> 01:04:31,500 [JR laughs] Patterson and Brisco are gonna need some bodywork. 1333 01:04:32,066 --> 01:04:34,100 Got the Brisco Brothers out there in Tampa. 1334 01:04:34,433 --> 01:04:36,833 That's payback. 1335 01:04:36,899 --> 01:04:38,066 [JR] Those rich cunts. 1336 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,266 Showing no respect for these legends. 1337 01:04:43,533 --> 01:04:45,166 Pete Gas and [indistinct] hard enough 1338 01:04:45,233 --> 01:04:46,433 [Lawler] Oh! 1339 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,466 [JR] That's… Viscera again. That's 500 pounds. 1340 01:04:49,533 --> 01:04:51,166 Right down on Brisco's heart. 1341 01:04:53,299 --> 01:04:54,666 Enough is enough. 1342 01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,700 Oh, The Rock. 1343 01:04:59,766 --> 01:05:02,566 You gotta wonder what the McMahons have in store for The Rock, 1344 01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:04,899 when The Rock takes on The Undertaker tonight. 1345 01:05:04,966 --> 01:05:07,666 [Lawler] What's the stipulation? What's the stipulation? 1346 01:05:09,799 --> 01:05:11,200 It's right this way, Steve. 1347 01:05:12,133 --> 01:05:13,933 -This it? -Right in here. 1348 01:05:14,399 --> 01:05:15,633 Thank you, Tiger. 1349 01:05:16,933 --> 01:05:18,266 [Matt] Crazy son of a bitch. 1350 01:05:18,399 --> 01:05:20,100 -Chief, how you doing? -Good, good. 1351 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,966 -This is accounting, correct? -Yes, sir. 1352 01:05:22,033 --> 01:05:24,399 All the numbers go onto pieces of paper, everything like it? 1353 01:05:24,466 --> 01:05:26,266 -This is the place. -I want to see some books. 1354 01:05:26,766 --> 01:05:28,399 -Oh… -[Lawler] The books? 1355 01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:30,200 Which set of books did you want to see? 1356 01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,333 How many you've got? 1357 01:05:31,399 --> 01:05:33,566 Give me some damn books so I can look at some numbers. 1358 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:34,866 -[JR] "Which set"? -Okay. 1359 01:05:35,066 --> 01:05:36,399 [Lawler] How many sets are there? 1360 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:38,433 See what we got. Let's see what we got. 1361 01:05:39,866 --> 01:05:41,299 Beautiful. I'm not an accountant, 1362 01:05:41,366 --> 01:05:43,100 but I'm smart enough to see what's going on. 1363 01:05:43,166 --> 01:05:45,333 -Okay. -Lot of big numbers here. 1364 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,899 How come they're written in red? 1365 01:05:46,966 --> 01:05:48,666 Well, those are losses. 1366 01:05:48,733 --> 01:05:49,566 -Losses? -Yeah. 1367 01:05:49,633 --> 01:05:51,633 Why have we got losses? We need to be making money, 1368 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,566 and I know we are. Why are these losses? 1369 01:05:53,633 --> 01:05:58,166 We have quite a few losses from some instance you involved in. 1370 01:05:58,399 --> 01:05:59,666 -Over the past year. -Like what? 1371 01:05:59,733 --> 01:06:01,333 Well, there was the Zamboni incident. 1372 01:06:01,399 --> 01:06:02,933 -The limousine incident. -[Lawler] Yes. 1373 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:03,966 And the beer truck. 1374 01:06:04,066 --> 01:06:04,933 -[Lawler] Hey. -And… 1375 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,866 -Nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -And the monster truck. 1376 01:06:06,933 --> 01:06:09,200 Enough already. Let's move on to different figures here. 1377 01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:11,233 -Okay. -That's a hell of a figure there. 1378 01:06:11,299 --> 01:06:12,566 What's the story on that? 1379 01:06:12,933 --> 01:06:14,299 That's Vincent McMahon's salary. 1380 01:06:14,366 --> 01:06:16,333 [laughs] Son of a bitch is making that much money? 1381 01:06:16,433 --> 01:06:17,333 He does all right. 1382 01:06:17,399 --> 01:06:19,933 I guess he does. I'll tell you what I want done. 1383 01:06:20,299 --> 01:06:23,433 Take a couple of these zeros and put them behind Mick Foley's salary. 1384 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,399 The sum bitch needs help with his medical bills. 1385 01:06:25,466 --> 01:06:26,833 -[Lawler] What? -You understand me? 1386 01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:28,433 -We could do that. -Let's move on. 1387 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,033 [Lawler] He can't do that, can he, JR? 1388 01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:32,666 -[JR] Yeah, right. -Good number. What's the deal on that? 1389 01:06:32,733 --> 01:06:34,133 Oh, that's Shane McMahon's salary. 1390 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,033 Shane McMahon is making that kinda money? 1391 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,333 -Yes. -I'll tell you what we want to do. 1392 01:06:38,399 --> 01:06:41,766 We want to change Shane McMahon's salary. Just scratch that off. We want that… 1393 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:43,133 That is now the beer budget. 1394 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:45,333 -[Lawler] Beer budget? -We don't have a beer budget. 1395 01:06:45,399 --> 01:06:46,833 Who said what? 1396 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,666 -[Lawler] The… -[JR] Cold beer budget. 1397 01:06:49,466 --> 01:06:51,899 -[Lawler] We don't have a beer budget? -[JR] Here we go. 1398 01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,799 -["Burned" playing] -[Lawler] Oh, no. 1399 01:06:54,233 --> 01:06:56,966 [JR] Well, we have [indistinct] a handicap match 1400 01:06:57,033 --> 01:07:00,966 with the WWE tag titles here thanks to the McMahon men. 1401 01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:05,133 [Lawler] Oh, I hate that. 1402 01:07:07,299 --> 01:07:09,833 We get more footage from the headquarters? 1403 01:07:09,899 --> 01:07:12,166 [JR] Yeah, I'm wondering how that board meeting ended up. 1404 01:07:12,233 --> 01:07:14,966 [JR] All of those… drinking all that beer. 1405 01:07:15,033 --> 01:07:18,066 For the first time… never had a cold beer. 1406 01:07:19,033 --> 01:07:21,200 …for years I heard. 1407 01:07:21,266 --> 01:07:23,500 -[Lawler] What? -[announcer] Introducing the challenger, 1408 01:07:23,566 --> 01:07:27,233 weighing 328 pounds, Kane. 1409 01:07:27,299 --> 01:07:30,200 [Lawler] Kane will be the man that will go nose to nose 1410 01:07:30,266 --> 01:07:31,866 with The Big Show in two weeks 1411 01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:34,133 at the King of the Ring at Greensboro. 1412 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:37,433 But tonight, Kane's got a big, red bullseye. 1413 01:07:37,733 --> 01:07:39,766 -Right on his ten-- [screams] -[Lawler screams] 1414 01:07:39,899 --> 01:07:43,000 [JR] And it's gonna get hot right here because Kane will face 1415 01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:45,866 two dangerous men, The Acolytes, 1416 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:49,700 -for the WWE Tag Team Titles. -[Lawler] Right. Ladies and gentlemen, 1417 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:53,399 playing the part of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in this match is Kane. 1418 01:07:53,866 --> 01:07:56,833 -And here you see… -[announcer] And the following… 1419 01:07:56,899 --> 01:07:58,366 -[JR] The McMahons. -[Lawler] Right. 1420 01:07:58,433 --> 01:08:01,000 [announcer] With a combined weight of 567 pounds… 1421 01:08:01,066 --> 01:08:02,033 [JR] Daddy and the son. 1422 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:05,033 …the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1423 01:08:05,100 --> 01:08:06,866 -The Acolytes. -[Lawler] Look at that. 1424 01:08:07,633 --> 01:08:09,600 [JR] Kane not showing any intimidation. 1425 01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:12,733 Stepping right into the… The fire here. 1426 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:16,733 I guarantee you won't find any two tougher men in the world 1427 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,500 than Bradshaw and Faarooq. I can guarantee that. 1428 01:08:19,566 --> 01:08:21,266 [Lawler] What about Vince and Shane? 1429 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:24,266 [JR] Like I said, you'll never find two tougher men in the world 1430 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,700 than Bradshaw and Faarooq. 1431 01:08:25,766 --> 01:08:27,933 [Lawler] Vince and Shane aren't intimidated 1432 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,666 by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin either. 1433 01:08:29,733 --> 01:08:32,399 Two McMahons are better than one Steve Austin any day. 1434 01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:33,599 [JR] Or so you say. 1435 01:08:33,866 --> 01:08:35,500 Maybe we all don't all agree with that. 1436 01:08:35,566 --> 01:08:37,166 [Lawler] I think Vince said that. 1437 01:08:37,933 --> 01:08:39,800 [JR] Look at Kane hammer down Faarooq. 1438 01:08:40,966 --> 01:08:43,399 Man, this crowd here tonight has been jacked up. 1439 01:08:43,466 --> 01:08:45,533 -[Lawler] Ah! -From start to finish still to come. 1440 01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:48,899 The Rock versus The Undertaker. 1441 01:08:48,966 --> 01:08:50,066 -[Lawler] Oh! -And look-- 1442 01:08:50,133 --> 01:08:52,300 Kane about to make sure it worked for Faarooq there. 1443 01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:54,866 And Bradshaw in. More double teaming. 1444 01:08:55,066 --> 01:08:58,333 Much like we suspect we'll see at the King of the Ring 1445 01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:01,166 when Vince and Shane McMahon meet the Rattlesnake. 1446 01:09:01,233 --> 01:09:03,833 [Lawler] What is the stipulation? What do you think? 1447 01:09:03,899 --> 01:09:06,099 Is it gonna be this type of handicap match, 1448 01:09:06,166 --> 01:09:08,500 the blind date or the straight jacket which… 1449 01:09:08,566 --> 01:09:11,266 You think Shamrock's still locked into that thing? 1450 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:12,733 [JR] Poor Ken Shamrock. 1451 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,833 Been treated like a government mule here tonight. 1452 01:09:16,233 --> 01:09:19,099 And… side slam by Kane. 1453 01:09:19,966 --> 01:09:21,733 Kane almost seven feet tall. 1454 01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:24,200 -About 325. -[Lawler] Oh! 1455 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:28,333 [JR] Great athleticism. Buried the elbow right into the heart of Bradshaw. 1456 01:09:28,533 --> 01:09:30,266 And this crowd here is jacked up. 1457 01:09:30,433 --> 01:09:33,333 Much like they're gonna be, folks, in Buffalo, New York, 1458 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:35,566 at the Marine Midland Arena. 1459 01:09:37,066 --> 01:09:39,733 That's gonna be on July 25th. Tickets are on sale now 1460 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,733 in Buffalo. Great move there by Kane. 1461 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:44,866 And don't forget, tickets went on sale today in Cleveland. 1462 01:09:44,933 --> 01:09:48,599 for Raw on Monday, July 26th. That's in Cleveland. 1463 01:09:48,666 --> 01:09:52,300 And finally, tickets go on sale Saturday in Washington D.C., 1464 01:09:52,366 --> 01:09:53,800 for the big August event 1465 01:09:53,866 --> 01:09:55,800 -coming to the NCI Center. -[Lawler] Oh, man! 1466 01:09:55,966 --> 01:09:58,533 [JR] Tickets on sale Saturday, in the D.C. area. 1467 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,700 [Lawler] Look at this. 1468 01:10:00,766 --> 01:10:02,633 [JR] Man, Kane has got so much power. 1469 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,433 [Lawler] Watch it. They're in front of us. 1470 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:06,000 [JR] I see it. I don't like it a bit. 1471 01:10:07,066 --> 01:10:09,666 -Oh, look out here. The Acolytes. -[Lawler] Get him. 1472 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:12,400 [JR] The Acolytes dragging Kane out here. 1473 01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:14,833 Now they're just beating the hell out of him. 1474 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,766 Watch it! Oh, God. 1475 01:10:18,066 --> 01:10:20,533 -[Lawler] Getting out of hand here. -[JR] What's happening? 1476 01:10:22,233 --> 01:10:23,200 Look out, kid. 1477 01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:26,066 -[Lawler] Good grief. -Kane has… 1478 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,366 Kane made it to the championship. 1479 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:29,666 [Lawler] He's gone crazy. 1480 01:10:30,633 --> 01:10:32,766 [JR] Kane with a right hand on Faarooq. 1481 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,500 Breaking down here. 1482 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,633 Again on Bradshaw. with a clothesline from hell. 1483 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,466 It's two men versus one. 1484 01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:47,533 Is this what it's gonna be like at the King of the Ring? 1485 01:10:47,599 --> 01:10:50,900 Can you imagine what the McMahons could do to Austin if the… 1486 01:10:52,266 --> 01:10:53,833 -[Lawler] Look out. Told ya. -Look out. 1487 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:55,400 Get him in the ring, will ya? 1488 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:57,366 For goodness sakes. 1489 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:00,833 Come on, get in the ring. 1490 01:11:03,266 --> 01:11:04,266 Get away from us. 1491 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,666 Look out here. More double teaming. 1492 01:11:06,733 --> 01:11:09,466 [JR] Kane thrown right through the steel steps. 1493 01:11:09,533 --> 01:11:11,433 [Lawler] Yeah. Let me just say this, JR. 1494 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,766 Anybody that thought there was a crack in the foundation 1495 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,133 of the Corporate Ministry, take a look at this. 1496 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,000 Not tonight, not any night. 1497 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,833 [JR] And I still say it's all BS. 1498 01:11:21,099 --> 01:11:24,099 Corporate BS. And what a shock there by Bradshaw. 1499 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:25,666 -And one by Faarooq. -Oh! 1500 01:11:26,233 --> 01:11:27,533 Two men versus one. 1501 01:11:27,599 --> 01:11:29,099 Thanks for that… 1502 01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:32,966 The hideous evil bookin' of Shane and Vince McMahon. 1503 01:11:33,033 --> 01:11:35,433 [Lawler] I could see Shane and Vince McMahon just pounding 1504 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:39,466 with their big, huge muscular arms on Steve Austin in King of the Ring. 1505 01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:42,666 Have you seen Shane's biceps? 1506 01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:44,900 -[JR] No, I haven't looked at them yet. -[Lawler] Huge. 1507 01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:47,166 [JR] How do you see his arms with your head-- 1508 01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:48,533 [Lawler] Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1509 01:11:49,599 --> 01:11:51,866 [JR] More double teaming now by The Acolytes. 1510 01:11:52,466 --> 01:11:56,300 There's very few teams in the game that can go step for step 1511 01:11:56,366 --> 01:11:59,733 with The Acolytes, as great as they are, as athletic as they are. 1512 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,133 as nasty as they are. And there's the cover. 1513 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,400 But Kane kicks out. 1514 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,300 It is an amazing thing that one human being, 1515 01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:10,000 even though he's an extraordinary human being, Kane, 1516 01:12:10,066 --> 01:12:13,900 has been able to hang here this long with The Acolytes. 1517 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,800 We saw Kane earlier in that facedown with The Big Show. 1518 01:12:20,866 --> 01:12:23,200 -[Lawler] Oh! -Big Show showed a lot of heart. 1519 01:12:23,466 --> 01:12:26,733 Didn't wanna… Didn't wanna fight X-Pac, but… 1520 01:12:27,599 --> 01:12:30,099 -[Lawler] Did you feel that? -Did you feel uncomfortable 1521 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,433 -watching that, JR? -[JR] I did. 1522 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,566 [Lawler] Why didn't you put your feet up on the desk 1523 01:12:33,633 --> 01:12:35,800 like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, kickback and enjoy it? 1524 01:12:35,866 --> 01:12:38,500 [JR] 'Cause I ain't the CEO. I been working for a living. 1525 01:12:38,566 --> 01:12:42,099 I'll tell you this though. The Big Show is not gonna be worried, 1526 01:12:42,166 --> 01:12:44,766 intimidated, he ain't got a word of feelings 1527 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,533 or empathy when The Big Show takes on Kane. 1528 01:12:47,633 --> 01:12:49,533 Folks, just envision that match. 1529 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:52,333 The Big Show and Kane at the King of the Ring. 1530 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,500 [Lawler] Yeah. Well, what if there's no Kane left after this match? 1531 01:12:55,566 --> 01:12:58,200 [JR] Well, he's got less than two weeks to heal. 1532 01:12:58,266 --> 01:12:59,666 That's all I can tell you. 1533 01:12:59,733 --> 01:13:02,066 [Lawler] You don't think that guy showed… 1534 01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,200 Showed Steve Austin our salaries, do you? 1535 01:13:05,099 --> 01:13:07,200 [JR] I was always wondering what you made. 1536 01:13:08,066 --> 01:13:09,833 -I heard it was an awful lot. -Hey, get it! 1537 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:13,033 [JR] Bradshaw missing that clothesline . 1538 01:13:13,099 --> 01:13:15,266 But Kane with a [indistinct] 1539 01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,300 -[Lawler] Here we go again. -Chokeslam. [laughs] 1540 01:13:18,366 --> 01:13:20,599 Kane got through Bradshaw. 1541 01:13:20,666 --> 01:13:25,066 And now Faarooq's got to come in and pull Kane off of his partner. 1542 01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:27,500 [Lawler] Get him. 1543 01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:32,633 [JR] We got Kane one step ahead of Bradshaw and Faarooq here. 1544 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:36,166 A handicap match for the WWE tag team title. 1545 01:13:36,233 --> 01:13:37,599 [Lawler] How's Kane doing it? 1546 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:39,566 Uh-oh, here we go. This will put a stop to it. 1547 01:13:39,633 --> 01:13:41,433 [JR] Bradshaw with that steel chair. 1548 01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:44,333 No doubt Kane is the object of that. 1549 01:13:44,866 --> 01:13:46,633 -[Lawler] I hope. -A low blow by Faarooq. 1550 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:48,400 [Lawler] Listen, listen. Ooh! 1551 01:13:49,566 --> 01:13:50,666 [JR] Oh, man! 1552 01:13:51,733 --> 01:13:53,333 What a shot to the head. 1553 01:13:54,233 --> 01:13:55,933 -And a double team. -[Lawler] Oh! 1554 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,266 [JR] A neckbreaker by Bradshaw. 1555 01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:00,700 It took 'em both… 1556 01:14:00,766 --> 01:14:03,900 Both The Acolytes and a steel chair to beat Kane. 1557 01:14:03,966 --> 01:14:06,200 But The Acolytes got through. 1558 01:14:06,266 --> 01:14:07,700 Okay. This is [indistinct] 1559 01:14:07,766 --> 01:14:09,966 -[Lawler] Look out. -[JR] There's X-Pac with that chair. 1560 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:11,333 [Lawler] Get away, get away. 1561 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,066 X-Pac came to the defense of Kane. 1562 01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:16,000 [Lawler] Stay back. 1563 01:14:16,066 --> 01:14:19,099 [JR] Just like Kane came to X-Pac's defense earlier tonight. 1564 01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:22,166 And now Kane is up and The Acolytes are leaving. 1565 01:14:22,233 --> 01:14:23,966 Oh, how surprising is that. 1566 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,633 The Acolytes wanted no part of two on two. 1567 01:14:28,033 --> 01:14:29,433 [Lawler] But they [indistinct] 1568 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,733 I think this is my favorite stipulation for-- 1569 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:32,633 Uh-oh. 1570 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,833 [JR] Shamrock looks like a… 1571 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,566 [Lawler] This is my favorite stipulation. 1572 01:14:36,633 --> 01:14:38,200 -[screams] -[Lawler] Look at this idiot. 1573 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,466 It looks like he needs to be in a rebel room. 1574 01:14:40,533 --> 01:14:42,866 -[screams] -[JR] Shamrock's gonna hurt himself. 1575 01:14:43,033 --> 01:14:44,599 -[screams] -[Lawler] Good. 1576 01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:47,400 -Oh, no. -[JR] Office where? Office what? 1577 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:49,000 Mr. McMahon's office? 1578 01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:52,666 [JR] Folks, no doubt it has been a very eventful day 1579 01:14:52,733 --> 01:14:54,099 at WWE World Headquarters, 1580 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:57,166 Stone Cold's first official day on the job as CEO, 1581 01:14:57,366 --> 01:14:58,800 he's done a lot of things now. 1582 01:14:59,033 --> 01:15:01,633 I understand that earlier today, our cameras, there you see it, 1583 01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,533 this is a shot of Mr. McMahon's office 1584 01:15:03,599 --> 01:15:05,700 and King will you look at all the plaques. 1585 01:15:05,766 --> 01:15:07,933 [Lawler] It's the most beautiful office I've ever seen. 1586 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,033 [JR] McMahon's got a shrine to himself for gods sakes. 1587 01:15:11,099 --> 01:15:13,200 -[Lawler] He earned those awards. -[JR] Self-serving, 1588 01:15:13,266 --> 01:15:15,266 he's got his picture everywhere. 1589 01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,966 Mr. McMahon, honorable Mr. McMahon. 1590 01:15:17,033 --> 01:15:19,466 -[Lawler] He's a humanitarian. -that's an oxymoron in itself. 1591 01:15:19,533 --> 01:15:22,000 -[JR] He was responsible for… -[Lawler] Double platinum. 1592 01:15:22,599 --> 01:15:24,866 He's a philanthropist. I mean, this guy… Look at that. 1593 01:15:24,933 --> 01:15:27,266 [JR] That's before the face lift, I don't understand this. 1594 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:31,300 This is all before the way it looked before Stone Cold arrived. 1595 01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:34,300 [Austin] You see Vince, after spending the entire day 1596 01:15:34,366 --> 01:15:36,133 going over the day to day operations, 1597 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,733 the new CEO of the World Wrestling Entertainment 1598 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:42,566 has determined that what you need here is just a little more [bleep]. 1599 01:15:43,099 --> 01:15:45,333 Because I have been walking around in it all day, 1600 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,233 I might as well be swimming in it. 1601 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,900 I got a little something for you. 1602 01:15:49,066 --> 01:15:50,266 [Lawler] What's he doing JR? 1603 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:52,433 -How many beers has he drank? -Bring it on in, boys. 1604 01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:53,933 [JR] All in moderation. 1605 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,866 -Oh, look at this. -[Austin] Boys, bring that [bleep] in. 1606 01:15:57,933 --> 01:15:59,533 Bring it on in, boys. 1607 01:15:59,966 --> 01:16:02,233 -[Lawler] What is this? -Whole room is full of [bleep]. 1608 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:04,466 -[Lawler] JR! -[JR] I know what it is. 1609 01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:05,700 Bring the [bleep] in. Come on. 1610 01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:07,066 [overlapping chatter] 1611 01:16:07,133 --> 01:16:08,266 [JR] That's cow manure. 1612 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:11,166 The CC brothers are bringing in cow manure. 1613 01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,533 [Austin] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin don't spare no expense. 1614 01:16:13,599 --> 01:16:14,966 Wheel that [bleep] in. 1615 01:16:15,099 --> 01:16:17,366 Come on boys, I said bring in some more [bleep]. 1616 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,633 We got a good pile here but this ain't good enough. 1617 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:22,433 -[Lawler] It's gonna stink to heaven. -I hate you … 1618 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,533 -Dump on this pile. -[Lawler] The flies? What about 1619 01:16:24,599 --> 01:16:26,099 -the dung beetles? -The bottom line is 1620 01:16:26,166 --> 01:16:28,099 Vince's place smells like [bleep]. 1621 01:16:29,066 --> 01:16:30,266 [Lawler] Vince, get out here. 1622 01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:33,099 Oh, look now, Stone Cold's… 1623 01:16:33,533 --> 01:16:35,066 he's pouring beer on it. 1624 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,200 [JR] I bet it's high quality cow manure. 1625 01:16:39,033 --> 01:16:41,533 Well, the McMahons are headed our way 1626 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,000 after Vince has just seen his office 1627 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:45,566 filled with cow manure, 1628 01:16:45,633 --> 01:16:47,599 thanks to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1629 01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:50,033 -[Lawler] We're gonna see some retaliation -the new CEO. 1630 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:51,466 [Lawler] This is gonna be good. 1631 01:16:51,966 --> 01:16:54,233 [JR] How are the McMahons going to react? 1632 01:16:54,666 --> 01:16:56,200 [Lawler] How are they gonna retaliate? 1633 01:16:56,266 --> 01:16:58,000 [JR] And who are they gonna take it out on? 1634 01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:01,066 Oh, there's gonna be some repercussions, 1635 01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:03,433 maybe Austin's stipulations are coming next. 1636 01:17:05,466 --> 01:17:07,233 [JR] And we are back ladies and gentlemen, 1637 01:17:07,533 --> 01:17:10,233 Vince and Shane McMahon on their way out here now 1638 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,866 and back at the ranch, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 1639 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:18,800 has had cow manure poured all over Mr. McMahon's office. 1640 01:17:18,866 --> 01:17:21,233 -Can you imagine the stench? -[Lawler] You mean BS. 1641 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:22,866 I mean this is awful. 1642 01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:26,266 Yeah, I can imagine the stench and the flies and the dung beetles. 1643 01:17:26,966 --> 01:17:30,066 I can't imagine what Mr. McMahon and Shane are gonna do about this. 1644 01:17:30,366 --> 01:17:33,166 [JR] The rattlesnake has pushed the McMahon men folk 1645 01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:34,700 right to their limit. 1646 01:17:35,566 --> 01:17:38,300 Look at the look on Shane and daddy's face tonight. 1647 01:17:39,133 --> 01:17:40,300 They're not happy. 1648 01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:44,366 And remember they're gonna wrestle Stone Cold or fight Stone Cold 1649 01:17:44,433 --> 01:17:47,700 two on one at the King of the Ring in less than two weeks. 1650 01:17:47,766 --> 01:17:50,000 [Lawler] You heard what Vince said, the only thing worse 1651 01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:51,433 than Stone Cold being the champion 1652 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,333 is Stone Cold being the CEO of the WWE. 1653 01:17:54,433 --> 01:17:56,300 Oh, look at this. Get that sign down you idiot. 1654 01:17:56,366 --> 01:17:58,366 [JR] Maybe we're gonna get those stipulations 1655 01:17:58,666 --> 01:18:01,033 for the handicap match at the King of the Ring here. 1656 01:18:01,133 --> 01:18:02,666 It's about time. 1657 01:18:04,599 --> 01:18:06,733 He's upset. I guess. 1658 01:18:07,366 --> 01:18:08,433 Austin… 1659 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,833 Stone Cold, you have disgraced 1660 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,533 the World Wrestling Entertainment with your mere presence 1661 01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:21,400 in that beautiful edifice 1662 01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:26,400 of the World Wrestling Entertainment World Headquarters. 1663 01:18:26,466 --> 01:18:30,966 Austin, I won't forget 1664 01:18:32,066 --> 01:18:38,333 and I won't forgive what you've done on this day. 1665 01:18:39,566 --> 01:18:41,266 But hear this, Austin, 1666 01:18:41,766 --> 01:18:46,466 we can't wait for the opportunity when you no longer 1667 01:18:46,533 --> 01:18:48,700 will be the CEO. 1668 01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:51,599 So, this is our challenge, Austin. 1669 01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:57,133 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -We take this CEO title of yours. 1670 01:18:57,866 --> 01:19:01,766 We take Shane's stock in the company, 1671 01:19:02,466 --> 01:19:06,300 we take Vince's stock in the company 1672 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:11,200 and you take all of that and you hang it, 1673 01:19:12,099 --> 01:19:16,066 you hang it above the ring at the king of the ring 1674 01:19:16,133 --> 01:19:20,500 and the only way to reach up 1675 01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:23,400 and grab it all, Austin, 1676 01:19:23,866 --> 01:19:26,700 is by climbing a ladder. 1677 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:29,433 -[Lawler] Oh, no. -That's right. 1678 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:37,266 Austin versus Shane and Vince in a Ladder Match, Austin. 1679 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:40,500 -[Lawler] Yes! Wow! -That's the stipulation. 1680 01:19:40,566 --> 01:19:42,833 -[JR] At the… -With only one other stipulation 1681 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:45,733 by the way to come tonight. 1682 01:19:46,933 --> 01:19:48,766 [JR] What's that mean? 1683 01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:50,500 And that relates to you, Rock. 1684 01:19:50,566 --> 01:19:51,400 [JR] Oh, okay. 1685 01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:55,666 If you can be victorious in your match this evening with The Undertaker, 1686 01:19:55,933 --> 01:19:59,533 then Rock you will have your title shot at he King of the Ring. 1687 01:19:59,599 --> 01:20:01,033 -[Lawler] It's a promise. -However, 1688 01:20:01,099 --> 01:20:03,933 remember that very special stipulation, Rock. 1689 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,900 [JR] What is it? 1690 01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:07,400 -And that stipulation for tonight-- -["The Ultimate" playing] 1691 01:20:07,466 --> 01:20:09,500 [JR] Hey, wait a minute, that's Shamrock's music. 1692 01:20:09,566 --> 01:20:12,033 -Look out, here comes Shamrock. -[Lawler] Look out! 1693 01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:14,033 -[JR] Here comes Shamrock. -[Lawler] He's loose. 1694 01:20:14,099 --> 01:20:15,800 [JR] Shamrock on Shane. 1695 01:20:15,866 --> 01:20:17,666 Shamrock suplexes Shane 1696 01:20:17,733 --> 01:20:20,500 and Mr. McMahon is running for his life. 1697 01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:21,833 [Lawler] Get away, Vince. 1698 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,966 [JR] Shamrock is chasing McMahon right out of sight. 1699 01:20:25,933 --> 01:20:27,800 [Lawler] Shane's hurt, he's hurt bad. 1700 01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:33,166 [JR] What's gonna happen next, when The Undertaker meets The Rock? 1701 01:20:35,099 --> 01:20:37,666 [JR] Ladies and gentlemen here's what happened moments ago, 1702 01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:39,566 Ken Shamrock shocked us all, 1703 01:20:39,633 --> 01:20:41,366 but no one more than the McMahon's 1704 01:20:41,433 --> 01:20:44,133 and watch Mr. McMahon, he shoved Shane 1705 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,200 -right into Shamrock. -[Lawler] He did not. 1706 01:20:46,266 --> 01:20:47,800 -He did not. -[JR] He did, watch this. 1707 01:20:47,866 --> 01:20:50,200 [Lawler] Look at this, Vince is about to lunge at Shamrock 1708 01:20:50,266 --> 01:20:52,000 and Shane was inadvertently in the way. 1709 01:20:52,066 --> 01:20:54,700 -[JR] Vince used his own son as a shield -Oh, come on. 1710 01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,800 and Shane got suplexed for the effort. 1711 01:20:56,866 --> 01:20:59,233 [Lawler] Vince was about to tear Shamrock's head off. 1712 01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:02,366 [JR] And that's why he's … Shamrock into false sense of security here. 1713 01:21:02,433 --> 01:21:04,500 -I got the door, just drive. Go! -[JR] Look at him, 1714 01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:06,266 he looks like a bank robber on a getaway. 1715 01:21:06,333 --> 01:21:08,066 -[Lawler] Huh? -[JR] Huh? 1716 01:21:09,133 --> 01:21:11,466 … not there. 1717 01:21:12,099 --> 01:21:14,000 Vince wanted no part of Shamrock. 1718 01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:16,533 He even left Shane back here. 1719 01:21:17,366 --> 01:21:19,800 [Rock] You smell what The Rock is cooking? 1720 01:21:19,933 --> 01:21:23,233 [Lawler] Vince has got the Ladder Match to think about, that's what it is. 1721 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:26,766 [JR] Yeah, all or nothing Ladder Match against the King of the Ring. 1722 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:30,166 [Lawler] The way I heard that if Austin wins the match, 1723 01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:32,700 he wins Vince and Shane's …in the company 1724 01:21:32,766 --> 01:21:34,566 and remains CEO. 1725 01:21:34,633 --> 01:21:37,266 [Lawler] Vince and Shane could be left with nothing? 1726 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:41,166 [JR] Nothing, it's all or nothing at the King of the Ring. 1727 01:21:41,233 --> 01:21:44,633 -[Lawler] … risk. -[announcer] The Rock! 1728 01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:49,533 [JR] Well, Mr. McMahon said earlier that The Rock must win this match, 1729 01:21:49,599 --> 01:21:54,700 he must win this match tonight to earn a WWE title match 1730 01:21:54,766 --> 01:21:57,766 at the King of the Ring, versus The Undertaker. 1731 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,266 [Lawler] Ladies and Gentlemen, Super Soaker, 1732 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:05,599 presenting 1999 King of the Ring live from the Greensboro Coliseum. 1733 01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:09,000 Super Soaker. Charge it, pump it, soak it. 1734 01:22:09,433 --> 01:22:12,533 [JR] Great seats are still available out in Greensboro, I guarantee ya. 1735 01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:16,466 They're not gonna last long and that is a magical arena. 1736 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,433 The Greensboro Coliseum. 1737 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,599 ["Ministry" playing] 1738 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:22,633 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[JR] A lot of folks 1739 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:25,833 are gonna want to see the Latdder Match in person. 1740 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,266 [Lawler] I can't believe that. 1741 01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:31,833 [JR] What about this match right here, in the Coliseum in Greensboro. 1742 01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:34,633 Could it be that The Rock wins tonight 1743 01:22:35,099 --> 01:22:37,333 and then The Rock gets a chance 1744 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,433 for the glory one more time against The Phenom. 1745 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,833 [Lawler] Not tonight, not any night. 1746 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:48,099 And what about the stipulation for this match? 1747 01:22:48,700 --> 01:22:50,066 [JR] Maybe there's… 1748 01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:52,333 [Lawler] Shane was just about to get to it 1749 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,966 when Vince was gonna lunge at Shamrock and Shane got in the way. 1750 01:22:56,033 --> 01:22:57,333 -[JR] Oh, please. -[Lawler] What? 1751 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,700 [JR] You could… on Shamrock, 1752 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:02,833 … there's not gonna be a stipulation here. 1753 01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:06,200 -[Lawler] There's got to be a stipulation. -[JR] 'Cause this is a getaway card 1754 01:23:06,266 --> 01:23:09,033 -and Shane is probably in the EMT's room. -[Lawler] Huh? 1755 01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:14,566 -[JR] Oh, look at that. -Oh, that's gonna be nasty right here. 1756 01:23:15,433 --> 01:23:19,166 What, what the hell is that? 1757 01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:23,233 [JR] That's Triple H's music 1758 01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,933 -but… -[Lawler] What? 1759 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,266 [JR] I don't have a clue. 1760 01:23:28,533 --> 01:23:32,733 [Lawler] What's Triple H doing out here, with that jezebel Chyna. 1761 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,800 Rock, 1762 01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:39,466 before Shane was rudely interrupted, 1763 01:23:39,633 --> 01:23:43,900 he didn't get to make mention of what the little stipulation was. 1764 01:23:44,666 --> 01:23:46,866 What the stipulation is, Rock, 1765 01:23:47,466 --> 01:23:48,466 is me. 1766 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,833 -[Lawler] What? -[Triple H] It's a Triple Threat, 1767 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:52,733 you gotta get through him 1768 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,599 -and you gotta get through me. -[Lawler] What? 1769 01:23:55,933 --> 01:23:57,733 [JR] That's not right at all, 1770 01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,966 The Rock had no time to prepare for this whatsoever. 1771 01:24:01,033 --> 01:24:03,099 So, it's a Triple Threat Match here tonight, 1772 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:05,866 a match that The Rock must win 1773 01:24:05,933 --> 01:24:08,266 to get what The Rock wants at the King of the Ring, 1774 01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:11,166 that's a WWE title match with The Undertaker. 1775 01:24:11,233 --> 01:24:14,533 [Lawler] What a great stipulation. Shane has done it again. 1776 01:24:14,599 --> 01:24:16,633 [JR] This is gonna be a legal mugging. 1777 01:24:18,033 --> 01:24:20,200 This is a two on one assault. 1778 01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:22,933 [Lawler] You know what, no wonder you call Shane the boy wonder. 1779 01:24:23,233 --> 01:24:25,033 Get it? No wonder, he's the boy wonder. 1780 01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:27,566 -Oh. -[JR] And this maybe 1781 01:24:27,733 --> 01:24:30,466 more what Stone Cold has in store 1782 01:24:31,099 --> 01:24:34,400 for himself now at the King of the Ring in that Ladder Match. 1783 01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:39,533 Two of… 1784 01:24:39,599 --> 01:24:41,200 [JR] It's an assault here. 1785 01:24:41,966 --> 01:24:43,200 [Lawler] It's a what? 1786 01:24:44,466 --> 01:24:47,533 [JR] Two men on one, King, it's not fair and you know it. 1787 01:24:50,366 --> 01:24:52,966 [Lawler] All is fair in the WWE. 1788 01:24:54,166 --> 01:24:57,166 [JR] Great shot there by Helmsley coming off the table here. 1789 01:24:57,233 --> 01:24:58,800 Right on the head of The Rock. 1790 01:24:58,866 --> 01:25:02,099 The Rock fed to the lions by the McMahon's here 1791 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,700 in this Triple Threat Match 1792 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,599 and there's no doubt that Triple H and The Undertaker 1793 01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,400 have been sent out here with specific orders 1794 01:25:10,466 --> 01:25:13,033 to dismantle The People's Champion. 1795 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,966 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing JR, 1796 01:25:18,033 --> 01:25:20,733 the Corporate Ministry is a thing of beauty, look at this. 1797 01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:24,700 [JR] What a shot with the elbow by the WWE champion. 1798 01:25:24,933 --> 01:25:27,466 Remember, if The Rock does not win this match, 1799 01:25:27,733 --> 01:25:32,033 The Undertaker does not have to defend the WWE title against The Rock 1800 01:25:32,533 --> 01:25:34,833 -at the King of the Ring. -[Lawler] You know what, JR, 1801 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:37,000 you're just like all the rest of these idiots, 1802 01:25:37,066 --> 01:25:39,666 you and all of these people were hoping for a crack 1803 01:25:39,733 --> 01:25:41,566 in the foundation of The Corporate Ministry. 1804 01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:43,133 [JR] Cover and The Rock kicks out. 1805 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,766 [Lawler] You were hoping for it but just like Mr. McMahon said, 1806 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:49,266 -"Not tonight, not any night". -[JR] Well, I still think it's BS 1807 01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,700 and this night is still not over. 1808 01:25:52,300 --> 01:25:55,433 Helmsley showing that pronounced mean streak 1809 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,933 and it's getting tougher and tougher every week that goes by. 1810 01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:02,500 -[JR] Irish whip by The Undertaker. -[Lawler] Yes! 1811 01:26:02,933 --> 01:26:04,133 [JR] Catches The Rock, 1812 01:26:05,466 --> 01:26:07,900 with a clothesline and then a vile uppercut 1813 01:26:07,966 --> 01:26:10,533 and now Helmsley comes and gets him some. 1814 01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:14,266 [Lawler] Yeah, this is what Shane will be doing to Steve Austin 1815 01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:18,133 and let Vince climb up the ladder and get it all. 1816 01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,800 [JR] It is an emotionally charged 1817 01:26:19,866 --> 01:26:22,833 King of the Ring in less than two weeks 1818 01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:25,733 -in Greensboro. Oh, yeah, wow. -[Lawler] Watch it! Whoa, wait a minute. 1819 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:30,300 [JR] The Rock, well he showed some signs of life there on offence, 1820 01:26:30,366 --> 01:26:32,866 did The Rock, but two on one 1821 01:26:32,933 --> 01:26:35,700 and two athletes to caliber of The Undertaker, 1822 01:26:35,766 --> 01:26:40,599 he's the WWE champion and Triple H a former King of the Ring. 1823 01:26:41,533 --> 01:26:44,300 Maybe too much for any one man to overcome. 1824 01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,533 [Lawler] Yeah, not tonight, not any night Rock. 1825 01:26:46,599 --> 01:26:48,300 [JR] That's BS, King. 1826 01:26:48,733 --> 01:26:50,766 You know, you keep selling it, nobody is buying it. 1827 01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:53,000 [Lawler] Well, you keep talking about BS and all the BS 1828 01:26:53,066 --> 01:26:54,800 is in poor Mr. McMahon's office, 1829 01:26:54,866 --> 01:26:57,433 that beautiful lush, plush office. 1830 01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:59,400 Now it stinks to high heaven. 1831 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,566 Imagine what it would be like tomorrow morning, the flies. 1832 01:27:03,099 --> 01:27:04,700 Have you ever seen a dung beetle? 1833 01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:08,300 [JR] I can't say I have, well, maybe one time but that was years ago. 1834 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:12,066 I'll tell you what, Helmsley and The Undertaker 1835 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,566 are working very well together here 1836 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,933 with one singular goal in mind 1837 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,300 and that is to disable The Rock 1838 01:27:19,366 --> 01:27:22,099 and make sure The Rock does not win this match-up. 1839 01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:24,433 [Lawler] Not tonight, not any night. 1840 01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:29,766 [JR] Triple H backing down the referee as The Undertaker 1841 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:33,233 chokes the life out of The People's Champion, The Rock. 1842 01:27:34,099 --> 01:27:35,599 [Lawler] The People's Champion. 1843 01:27:37,900 --> 01:27:40,566 Corporate ministry, that's what it's all about now it looks like. 1844 01:27:41,933 --> 01:27:43,166 Oh! 1845 01:27:43,233 --> 01:27:45,666 [JR] Another shot by Triple H and The Rock is staggered. 1846 01:27:46,099 --> 01:27:49,133 This is a Triple Threat Match that The Rock has to win. 1847 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:50,466 A swinging neck breaker 1848 01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:53,733 and The Undertaker caught The Rock coming up. 1849 01:27:54,133 --> 01:27:56,566 A great move there 1850 01:27:56,633 --> 01:27:59,733 by The Rock on Triple H. 1851 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:02,966 But the undertaker was right there awaiting The Rock. 1852 01:28:03,033 --> 01:28:04,766 [Lawler] Tell him about it Paul Bearer. 1853 01:28:05,933 --> 01:28:10,400 -[JR] Paul Bearer is so hideous. -[Lawler] What? 1854 01:28:10,466 --> 01:28:11,800 [JR] That's what he is, hideous. 1855 01:28:12,566 --> 01:28:14,833 [Lawler] Well, that's what Mr. McMahon's office is now, 1856 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:16,533 thanks to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 1857 01:28:17,266 --> 01:28:19,166 [JR] They say cow manure is good fertilizer, 1858 01:28:19,233 --> 01:28:21,200 maybe something will grow in there. 1859 01:28:21,266 --> 01:28:23,500 [Lawler] Are you trying to grow something in his carpet? 1860 01:28:24,266 --> 01:28:26,833 Triple H and The Rock now exchanging right hands 1861 01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:28,900 and The Rock getting better of the situation. 1862 01:28:30,766 --> 01:28:32,900 Here comes The Undertaker, what are these guys going? 1863 01:28:32,966 --> 01:28:34,133 [JR] Yeah. 1864 01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:37,166 I don't like this at all, The Rock knows what it's like 1865 01:28:37,233 --> 01:28:38,733 to be thrown off that stage. 1866 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,433 [Lawler] Something bad can happen there. 1867 01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:41,966 [JR] They did it once before 1868 01:28:42,033 --> 01:28:44,333 -and it broke The Rock's arm. -[Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. 1869 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,366 -The Undertaker is going, -[Lawler] Watch out. 1870 01:28:46,433 --> 01:28:47,900 The Undertaker is going off. No. 1871 01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:51,599 [JR] Triple H hooked The Rock from behind 1872 01:28:52,099 --> 01:28:54,333 and looked as if the WWE champion 1873 01:28:54,566 --> 01:28:57,066 -was about to take the big fall. -[Lawler] Watch it! 1874 01:28:57,233 --> 01:28:59,133 [JR] Helmsley right into the steel, 1875 01:28:59,266 --> 01:29:01,666 -a shot from behind by The Undertaker. -[Lawler] Watch it! 1876 01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:04,333 [JR] The Rock cannot build any offence here 1877 01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,766 or any momentum 1878 01:29:06,033 --> 01:29:09,500 thanks to the skills and the gameplan if you will 1879 01:29:09,566 --> 01:29:11,599 of The Undertaker and Triple H. 1880 01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:14,599 [Lawler] The corporat4e ministry, it's the Corporate Ministry. 1881 01:29:15,633 --> 01:29:17,866 [JR] Now look at that pair, that's a pair… 1882 01:29:19,133 --> 01:29:20,666 Chyna and Paul Bearer 1883 01:29:21,766 --> 01:29:24,266 if The Undertaker and Triple H aren't enough to contend with. 1884 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:26,966 You gotta factor in the Ninth Wonder of the World 1885 01:29:27,033 --> 01:29:28,666 and the rotund one. 1886 01:29:29,033 --> 01:29:31,333 Look at this, that's a choke. 1887 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:34,633 [Lawler] I'm thinking The Rock may not even make it to the King of the Ring. 1888 01:29:35,266 --> 01:29:38,866 [JR] The Rock must be thinking 1889 01:29:39,366 --> 01:29:41,233 what the hell is this all about, 1890 01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:43,166 every time he builds any offence… 1891 01:29:43,633 --> 01:29:44,633 Uh-oh, look out here. 1892 01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:47,333 -Pedigree on a steel object. -[Lawler] Oh, this is good, 1893 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,633 -[JR] Oh, Piledriver time. -Piledriver. 1894 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,666 -[JR] He's got it. -[Lawler] Rock. 1895 01:29:52,166 --> 01:29:54,200 [JR] Helmsley right back on the steel 1896 01:29:54,266 --> 01:29:56,066 and a low blow by The Rock 1897 01:29:56,133 --> 01:29:58,633 and then The Rock beats The Undertaker to the punch. 1898 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,133 -[Lawler] Watch it. -The People's Champion 1899 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,766 hammering the WWE champion. 1900 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:06,233 [Lawler] Uh-oh, we got problems… Oh, there we go. 1901 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,133 Thank goodness. 1902 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,700 [JR] The Rock head first into the steel steps, 1903 01:30:09,766 --> 01:30:12,733 it looked as if The Rock was gonna build some momentum 1904 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:16,099 in this must win situation for The Rock. 1905 01:30:16,633 --> 01:30:18,400 [Lawler] Come on Triple H, come on down. 1906 01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:22,400 [JR] The Rock must have pain 1907 01:30:22,733 --> 01:30:24,533 riveting through his body now. 1908 01:30:24,599 --> 01:30:26,400 A straight right hand 1909 01:30:26,466 --> 01:30:31,333 by the evil Undertaker, the WWE champion and now Helmsley's back. 1910 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:36,599 Triple H measures The Rock 1911 01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:38,233 and another right hand, 1912 01:30:39,866 --> 01:30:43,433 Triple H stomping away at a helpless Rock, 1913 01:30:44,099 --> 01:30:47,466 giving The Undertaker time to catch his breath. 1914 01:30:48,066 --> 01:30:50,033 There's always a fresh man, 1915 01:30:50,099 --> 01:30:52,833 a fresh Corporate Ministry member on The Rock. 1916 01:30:53,966 --> 01:30:56,433 [Lawler] This is just like it's gonna be at King of the Ring 1917 01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:59,000 with the McMahon's there, always gonna be a fresh McMahon. 1918 01:31:00,466 --> 01:31:02,133 [JR] The evil Chyna… 1919 01:31:03,566 --> 01:31:05,633 [Lawler] Nah, evil don't look that good. 1920 01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:07,433 [JR] She has no conscience either. 1921 01:31:07,766 --> 01:31:10,000 She doesn't care about anybody but herself 1922 01:31:10,066 --> 01:31:12,833 and her Corporate Ministry members, that's all. 1923 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,433 [Lawler] Corporate Ministry. 1924 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,433 [JR] The end may be near now for The Rock. 1925 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,900 [Lawler] Sorry about your luck, Rock. 1926 01:31:22,866 --> 01:31:24,733 [JR] Well, The Rock gave it all he had. 1927 01:31:25,099 --> 01:31:26,966 Another knockdown by The Undertaker. 1928 01:31:27,933 --> 01:31:29,766 [Lawler] Well, it was a night of stipulations, 1929 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:31,666 everybody thought they'd see 1930 01:31:31,866 --> 01:31:34,133 something bad happen to the Corporate Ministry 1931 01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,966 but look how great they're looking. 1932 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:38,933 [JR] The 27-year-old Rock's career 1933 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,833 is being shortened right before our very eyes 1934 01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:45,400 at this onslaught from The Undertaker and Triple H. 1935 01:31:46,766 --> 01:31:47,933 [Lawler] Pounding, hitting. 1936 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,700 [JR] This is exactly what the McMahon men wanted. 1937 01:31:52,833 --> 01:31:55,466 The Rock had no time to prepare 1938 01:31:55,533 --> 01:31:57,633 for both Triple H and The Undertaker. 1939 01:31:57,700 --> 01:31:59,599 [Lawler] This is what Shane McMahon wanted, 1940 01:31:59,666 --> 01:32:01,566 this stipulation was Shane's idea. 1941 01:32:02,833 --> 01:32:04,633 Triple Threat Matches, they're dangerous. 1942 01:32:05,900 --> 01:32:08,966 [JR] Rock sent for a ride and Helmsley caught right in the face. 1943 01:32:09,266 --> 01:32:12,800 Triple H in the face and The Rock will knock down from the clothesline. 1944 01:32:14,233 --> 01:32:17,866 And again exactly, The Undertaker well rested 1945 01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:22,666 was waiting in the wings there so to speak and nailed The Rock with a right hand. 1946 01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:27,766 The Phenom, almost seven feet tall, 1947 01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,833 330 pounds walking the top rope. 1948 01:32:31,900 --> 01:32:34,500 [Lawler] This is a thing of beauty right here when The Undertaker… 1949 01:32:34,566 --> 01:32:35,933 -[JR] Oh, watch… Oh! -Oh! 1950 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,700 [JR] Helmsley inadvertently knocks The Undertaker off balance 1951 01:32:38,766 --> 01:32:41,566 and outside to the apron, 1952 01:32:41,633 --> 01:32:44,066 who's now on the floor goes the WWE champion. 1953 01:32:44,133 --> 01:32:45,666 Finally it's one on one. 1954 01:32:45,733 --> 01:32:48,533 Finally The Rock has Triple H by himself. 1955 01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:52,200 [Lawler] Get in there, Undertaker. 1956 01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,599 -[JR] The Pedigree. -[Lawler] Yes! 1957 01:32:54,866 --> 01:32:58,066 Triple H looking for the Pedigree here, The Rock counters. 1958 01:32:59,099 --> 01:33:00,366 Here comes the catapult. 1959 01:33:00,433 --> 01:33:02,066 [Lawler] Look out! Uh-oh. 1960 01:33:02,133 --> 01:33:05,166 Referee caught between Triple H and the turnbuckle. 1961 01:33:06,066 --> 01:33:07,800 The Rock looking for the Rock Bottom. 1962 01:33:07,866 --> 01:33:09,233 Here comes the Rock Bottom. 1963 01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:11,133 -Oh, no. -[Lawler laughs] 1964 01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:14,066 -[JR] The Undertaker with a chokeslam. -[Lawler] Yeah. 1965 01:33:17,599 --> 01:33:20,900 [JR] Two amazing athletes like The Undertaker and Triple H, 1966 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:22,900 too much for any one man. 1967 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:26,633 And the end has got to be near here. 1968 01:33:28,099 --> 01:33:30,400 [Lawler] Sorry Rock, not tonight, not any night. 1969 01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,733 You fought a valiant fight, 1970 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,533 you were tough, Rock… Wait a minute. 1971 01:33:34,966 --> 01:33:37,599 [JR] Undertaker, inadvertently, oh, wait a minute. 1972 01:33:37,666 --> 01:33:39,800 -[Lawler] Wait a minute is right. -[JR] Rock Bottom! 1973 01:33:39,866 --> 01:33:40,900 Can he hit? Yes. 1974 01:33:40,966 --> 01:33:42,866 The Rock Bottom on The Undertaker. 1975 01:33:42,933 --> 01:33:45,666 -[JR] Oh, my God. -Helmsley is on the outside. 1976 01:33:46,099 --> 01:33:47,500 [JR] The People's Champion. 1977 01:33:47,566 --> 01:33:48,866 [Lawler] Get in there, Triple H. 1978 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,233 -[Lawler] No. -[JR] The People's Elbow. 1979 01:33:51,666 --> 01:33:52,700 [Lawler] … 1980 01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:55,133 [JR] The Rock looking for the People's Elbow. 1981 01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:56,566 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1982 01:33:56,633 --> 01:33:58,033 [JR] And he got it. 1983 01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,766 Right into the heart of Undertaker, 1984 01:34:00,833 --> 01:34:01,800 there's the cover. 1985 01:34:01,866 --> 01:34:05,033 -One, two, three. It's over. -[Lawler] There's no referee in there. 1986 01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,666 -It's not. Oh, what's he doing here. -[JR] Cover. Another ref. 1987 01:34:07,733 --> 01:34:10,099 This must be it. Two and three. 1988 01:34:10,166 --> 01:34:12,700 Hey! Chyna pulled the referee out. 1989 01:34:12,766 --> 01:34:14,433 -[Lawler] … -[JR] Consider it over. 1990 01:34:15,300 --> 01:34:16,666 This should be over. 1991 01:34:17,766 --> 01:34:19,700 The Rock's got this match won. 1992 01:34:20,266 --> 01:34:22,366 Counting and oh, damn. 1993 01:34:22,433 --> 01:34:23,900 Helmsley interrupted the count. 1994 01:34:23,966 --> 01:34:26,033 The Rock had the match won. 1995 01:34:27,766 --> 01:34:29,933 Man, we're back now where we started here. 1996 01:34:30,533 --> 01:34:33,066 [Lawler] I think we almost witnessed a miracle here. 1997 01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:37,933 [JR] A right hand by Triple H, 1998 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:41,833 The Rock is somehow… Victory just 1999 01:34:41,900 --> 01:34:43,633 slipped through The Rock's fingers there 2000 01:34:43,866 --> 01:34:46,233 and he may not get a second opportunity tonight. 2001 01:34:47,866 --> 01:34:49,466 Oh, Chyna thought that was… 2002 01:34:49,533 --> 01:34:51,366 [Lawler] Wait, Chyna, that was The Undertaker. 2003 01:34:51,433 --> 01:34:53,333 [JR] Chyna inadvertently tripped The Undertaker. 2004 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:56,400 -[Lawler] No! -[JR] She must've thought it was The Rock. 2005 01:34:56,466 --> 01:34:57,433 [Lawler] Whoa! 2006 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,400 [JR] And the champion didn't like that a bit. 2007 01:34:59,466 --> 01:35:01,966 [JR] My god, The Undertaker has got Chyna by the throat. 2008 01:35:02,133 --> 01:35:04,933 [Lawler] Wait a minute, Triple H, what are you doing? 2009 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,966 [JR] Triple H… 2010 01:35:07,033 --> 01:35:09,900 -[Lawler] What in the world? -[JR] Triple H came to Chyna's aid. 2011 01:35:09,966 --> 01:35:12,700 Rock Bottom. The Rock Bottom. 2012 01:35:12,766 --> 01:35:14,733 -[Lawler] No, wait. -[JR] The leg is up. 2013 01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,666 -[Lawler] Get in there. -[JR] Yes! 2014 01:35:16,733 --> 01:35:19,133 -[JR] The Rock wins. The Rock wins. -[Lawler] What? 2015 01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:22,566 [JR] The Rock's on his way to the King of the Ring. 2016 01:35:23,466 --> 01:35:26,633 The WWE title will be on the line. 2017 01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:27,966 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 2018 01:35:28,166 --> 01:35:30,900 [JR] In two weeks, The Undertaker and The Rock, 2019 01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:32,500 they've got to get it on now. 2020 01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:36,800 And The Phenom is not a happy champion. 2021 01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,900 [Lawler] What's happened to the Corporate Ministry? 2022 01:35:39,966 --> 01:35:41,000 Oh, no. 2023 01:35:41,366 --> 01:35:43,633 [JR] … what about those … 2024 01:35:43,700 --> 01:35:45,833 Helmsley and Undertaker. 2025 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:47,233 [Lawler] We need Vince back here. 2026 01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:48,566 [JR] The Corporate Ministry… 2027 01:35:48,633 --> 01:35:49,966 [Lawler] Turn the limo around. 2028 01:35:50,033 --> 01:35:51,666 [JR] … It seems to be disintegrating. 2029 01:35:52,599 --> 01:35:54,099 [Lawler] Get out here, somebody help, 2030 01:35:54,166 --> 01:35:56,266 -stop this. -[JR] Not tonight, not any night. 2031 01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:57,233 [Lawler] Oh, shut up. 2032 01:35:57,766 --> 01:35:58,900 Stop them. 2033 01:36:00,733 --> 01:36:03,066 [JR] The Corporate Ministry has disintegrated. 2034 01:36:03,766 --> 01:36:05,533 It could be a bad omen 2035 01:36:05,599 --> 01:36:08,800 just two weeks before the King of the Ring.