1 00:00:01,099 --> 00:00:04,033 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 2 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:09,733 ♪ It's my life in the box In front of me ♪ 3 00:00:09,799 --> 00:00:12,066 ♪ Taking junk in my arms Is the soul of me ♪ 4 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:15,299 ♪ You walk by Eyes can see me laying face down ♪ 5 00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:23,633 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye ♪ 6 00:00:24,466 --> 00:00:27,466 -[fireworks exploding] -[crowd cheering] 7 00:00:41,199 --> 00:00:44,600 [JR] It's the first Raw of the new millennium! 8 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:47,633 Hello again, everybody. We are live 9 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,966 in the new American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida. 10 00:00:51,033 --> 00:00:54,599 I'm Jim Ross, alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. 11 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:56,933 And what a night this is going to be, King. 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,566 The McMahon-Helmsley Era! 13 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:02,033 The reign of terror continues here tonight on Raw. 14 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:10,866 ♪ If You Smell What The Rock is cooking ♪ 15 00:01:10,933 --> 00:01:13,933 -["If You Smell" playing] -[crowd cheering] 16 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,533 [JR] And here comes The Rock! 17 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:23,633 The Rock has finally returned home to Miami, Florida! 18 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,466 The Rock, whose new book, The Rock Says… 19 00:01:27,533 --> 00:01:30,266 goes on sale this Wednesday… 20 00:01:32,366 --> 00:01:34,733 is making his way to the ring. 21 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,733 And, King, that's gotta be a number-one bestseller 22 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,933 to make it on sale this Wednesday. 23 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,333 [Lawler] Boy, what a way to kick off a new millennium here on Raw. 24 00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:45,500 The Rock! 25 00:01:45,566 --> 00:01:48,333 Hey, look at that! "The House The Rock Built". 26 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,233 Right here in Miami. 27 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:57,899 [JR] The Rock involved in a very dramatic week last week 28 00:01:57,966 --> 00:01:59,666 on this very broadcast, 29 00:01:59,733 --> 00:02:03,566 and the first ever Pink Slip-an-a-Pole Match 30 00:02:03,633 --> 00:02:04,866 between The Rock and Mankind 31 00:02:04,933 --> 00:02:09,199 saw Mankind lose the match and lose his job, 32 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:12,600 as Mankind was fired last Monday night 33 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,100 by the McMahon-Helmsley Era. 34 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:18,166 -["If You Smell" continues playing] -[crowd cheering] 35 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:21,433 [JR] Oh, this is all thanks to The Rock, 36 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,333 -it's absolutely stimulating. -[Lawler laughs] 37 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,766 Thousands and thousands of fans 38 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:28,066 that have jammed the American Airlines Arena 39 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:30,333 are on their feet. 40 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,566 [Lawler] I was gonna say he looks like a million bucks, 41 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:35,966 but I think he looks like millions and millions of bucks. 42 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:47,466 [JR] With some of the biggest names in sports on hand tonight, 43 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:49,966 the hottest entertainer in sports entertainment 44 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,866 is about to address this huge crowd 45 00:02:52,933 --> 00:02:54,966 here in the new American Airlines Arena. 46 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:59,066 -[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 47 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:01,466 They're chanting his name already, JR! 48 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:11,799 [chanting continues] 49 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:20,966 Finally, The Rock has come back… 50 00:03:21,033 --> 00:03:23,200 [crowd] To Miami! 51 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:25,266 [crowd cheering] 52 00:03:26,799 --> 00:03:29,166 [Lawler] That's his home, JR, right here! 53 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,966 …home. 54 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:35,366 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler laughs] 55 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,633 [JR] You talk about a guy owning a town, 56 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,366 a city… 57 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:46,200 Home to Miami, the home of the Miami Dolphins. 58 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:49,266 [crowd cheering] 59 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:58,033 Home of Miami's favorite reggae superstar, 60 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,533 Ziggy Marley. 61 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,100 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] There he is! 62 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:05,366 -[JR] There's Ziggy here tonight. -[Lawler] Right there! [laughs] 63 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:10,466 Dolphins, 64 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:12,133 the Marley family, 65 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:16,533 allow The Rock to introduce you to his family. 66 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:19,599 [crowd cheering] 67 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,733 And The Rock's family are the millions… 68 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,433 [crowd] And millions! 69 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:31,866 …of Rocks fans. 70 00:04:33,366 --> 00:04:37,066 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 71 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,599 [Lawler] It's like a big family reunion here. 72 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:47,266 [JR] Man, what a way to start off the new millennium. 73 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:56,400 Seeing as this is the very first millennium Raw… 74 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:58,200 [crowd cheering] 75 00:04:58,266 --> 00:05:00,833 [JR] It'll be a Raw like no other, I can guarantee you that. 76 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:04,766 …and The Rock is surrounded by the people of Miami… 77 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,833 [crowd cheering] 78 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:13,066 and The Rock is The People's Champion… 79 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:16,166 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] And there's no doubt about that. 80 00:05:17,266 --> 00:05:20,200 …The Rock sees it fit to say, on this day, 81 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:22,233 one thousand years from now, 82 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:26,033 in the year 3000, when the historians look back 83 00:05:26,099 --> 00:05:30,433 and wonder what the sound was that encompassed this millennium, 84 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:36,200 The Rock says, it was the sound of the people chanting his name. 85 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:40,000 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 86 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,266 [JR] King, this is amazing. 87 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,500 [chanting continues] 88 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,733 And seeing as this is the very first year of The Rock's millennium, 89 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,366 The Rock has but one resolution. 90 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:12,066 Simply put, The Rock says he will be the best damn WWE Champion there ever was! 91 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,033 [crowd cheering] 92 00:06:14,099 --> 00:06:16,233 [JR] I'll tell you what, that is a huge statement, 93 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,066 and I'll tell you what, King, I believe that. 94 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:20,666 Someday, somewhere, it's gonna happen. 95 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,333 Could it be tonight? 96 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,900 -Could it be, when? -But before The Rock becomes champion, 97 00:06:24,966 --> 00:06:26,700 he has one issue. 98 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:29,433 That issue is Mick Foley. 99 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,433 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[JR] He was fired last Monday night. 100 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,500 [crowd clamoring] 101 00:06:36,299 --> 00:06:41,500 Mick, The Rock realizes you gave 15 hard-earned years to this business, 102 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:44,333 this very business in which The Rock grew up in. 103 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,133 And the way you were fired, the way you were put out of the WWE. 104 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,299 The Rock says it was the biggest pile of monkey crap 105 00:06:51,366 --> 00:06:53,166 The Rock has ever seen! 106 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:56,200 -[Lawler] Whoa! -[JR] And I couldn't agree more, Rock. 107 00:06:56,266 --> 00:07:00,966 This McMahon-Helmsley Era really stuck it to Mick Foley. 108 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:05,299 Now, speaking of monkey crap… 109 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,299 Triple H… 110 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:10,366 [crowd jeering] 111 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:17,166 The Rock knows that you are back there listening. 112 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:23,400 So, The Rock says, if you have an ounce, an inch, a shred of hair on your ass, 113 00:07:23,466 --> 00:07:27,400 then you will come on out here, go one-on-one with The Great One… 114 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,366 [Lawler] Wait a minute! What's he saying? 115 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,433 [crowd cheering] 116 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,266 …look this Brahma Bull in the eyes 117 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,166 so this Brahma Bull can take his horns… 118 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,266 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 119 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,333 [crowd cheering] 120 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,366 …shine 'em up real nice… 121 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,333 [Lawler] Oh, no, I knew that was coming. 122 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:53,833 …turn 'em sideways and stick 'em straight up your candy-ass! 123 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,066 [JR] And The Rock laying down the challenge, 124 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:58,766 one-on-one, to Triple H! 125 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,900 -["My Time" playing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 126 00:08:08,366 --> 00:08:10,333 I know this is The Rock's hometown, JR, 127 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,066 but he may have overstepped his bounds here. 128 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:17,400 Calling out Triple H, I don't think that's a smart thing to do. 129 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:26,566 [JR] Well, there they are, Mr. and Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley. 130 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,600 Triple H and his wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 131 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,966 hand-in-hand. 132 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:41,566 They're running the show, whether we like it or not. 133 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:43,000 [Lawler] What a couple. 134 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:49,166 [crowd jeering] 135 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:53,666 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 136 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:57,333 [Lawler] Now, they're chanting his name. 137 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,733 [JR] Not a very popular pair, to say the very least. 138 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:07,466 [Lawler] But very powerful. 139 00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:10,500 [JR] No question about that. 140 00:09:10,566 --> 00:09:14,033 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 141 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,166 [Lawler] They're still chanting it. 142 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:20,066 [JR] And these fans continuing the chant 143 00:09:20,133 --> 00:09:25,166 right in the direction of the happily-married couple. 144 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:27,033 First of all… 145 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:31,566 Rock, I passed an old lady in the back on my way up here, 146 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,833 she said she wants her jacket back. 147 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,866 [crowd jeering] 148 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:42,133 Rock, let me make something perfectly clear to you, 149 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:45,900 there is nothing more 150 00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:48,433 that I would want in this world 151 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,033 than to walk down there and beat your ass 152 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,366 in front of every one of these jackasses… 153 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:57,199 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Hey, that's The Rock's family! 154 00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:59,666 [Triple H] …in front of your hometown, 155 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:05,600 in front of your fans in front of your "family," 156 00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:09,633 to leave you laying in a puddle of your own blood 157 00:10:09,699 --> 00:10:12,066 for all of them to watch. 158 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:15,000 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 159 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:20,100 [JR] Well, let's see it then, there's no anchor tied to your back. 160 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,733 Bring it on him. 161 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,699 Let's go! 162 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:24,933 But the fact of the matter is, Rock, 163 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:29,433 I've got bigger fish to fry than you. 164 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,933 Because, quite frankly, Rock… 165 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,733 you don't bring much to the table for me. 166 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,733 You don't offer to me… 167 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,933 anything I want. 168 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,866 You see, Rock, I, too, have made a New Year's resolution. 169 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:52,266 And my resolution, very similar to yours. 170 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:58,699 Except that mine will take place tonight in that ring, 171 00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:03,366 because, tonight, The Game will go one-on-one 172 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:06,199 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 173 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,900 with The Big Show. 174 00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:09,500 -[Lawler] What? -[JR] Wow. 175 00:11:09,566 --> 00:11:11,433 -Here tonight, live. -[crowd booing] 176 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,666 And that's not making these fans very happy. 177 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:20,233 And I will become the three-time 178 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,066 World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 179 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,000 Why? Because I am that damn good. 180 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,466 [JR] Well, he hasn't been able to do it yet, King. 181 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,766 A lot of talking here. 182 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:32,766 But, Rock, 183 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:35,000 don't feel left out, Rock, because… 184 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,766 we've got room in the show for you. 185 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,100 As a matter of fact, 186 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,133 I've got a hell of a little spot you can fill tonight. 187 00:11:45,766 --> 00:11:49,900 You know, Rock, I know how much you like to make history. 188 00:11:50,766 --> 00:11:53,500 You like to be a first for things. 189 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,633 Such as last week, 190 00:11:57,699 --> 00:11:59,566 the first ever 191 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:02,766 -Pink Slip-on-a-Pole match… -[JR groans] 192 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,766 …which I believe, that was the idea of my lovely bride. 193 00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:09,466 -You remember-- -[crowd booing] 194 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:10,866 [Lawler] Hey! Hey! 195 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,900 You remember that match, Rock. 196 00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:18,833 The one where you fired Mick Foley. 197 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:19,766 [JR] No, no. 198 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:23,500 -[Lawler] No, he's got a point there, JR. -Well, tonight, Rock, 199 00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:27,566 you get to be involved in another first. 200 00:12:28,566 --> 00:12:33,533 Tonight, you get to be in the first ever… 201 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:39,533 Handicap You're Fired Match. 202 00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:42,166 [JR] What? What's he… What's he talking about? 203 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:45,000 -[Lawler] Handicap You're Fired? -[JR] The hell is that? 204 00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:46,400 -What is that? -[Lawler] I don't-- 205 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,266 Now, if you're wondering exactly what that means 206 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,666 what it means is that, tonight, 207 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,166 in a Handicap Match, 208 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,333 The Rock will go 209 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,900 not one-on-one, but one-on-three. 210 00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:05,000 -[Lawler] Whoa! -[JR] One-on-three? 211 00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,366 [Triple H] And… 212 00:13:07,199 --> 00:13:10,000 Rock, if you do not win that match… 213 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:15,333 -your ass is fired! -[JR] Oh, come on, I can't believe that! 214 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,900 -[Lawler] In Miami? -[JR] That's not right, in his hometown! 215 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:21,266 Hey, just to make things fair… 216 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,599 Because, hey, there's one thing 217 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:27,500 about the McMahon-Helmsley Era, 218 00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,466 we are fair. 219 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:32,533 -[JR] Right. -To make sure things are fair, 220 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:36,333 if anybody interferes in that match tonight, 221 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,800 they will be fired on the spot. 222 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,699 [Lawler] That's fair. 223 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,933 -[JR] This is not right. -[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 224 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:48,933 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 225 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,833 [chanting continues] 226 00:13:58,099 --> 00:14:00,633 [Triple H] Spit it out, Rock, I don't have all day! 227 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,666 Well, The Rock just wants to know 228 00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:10,099 exactly who it is you had in mind for his opponents? 229 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:16,066 -I'll tell you, Rock-- -It doesn't matter who you had in mind! 230 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,566 -[Lawler shrieks] I can't believe this! -[crowd cheering] 231 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,866 [JR] Three-on-one? No, King. 232 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:25,066 -[Lawler] It's gonna matter, all right. -[JR] Yeah, no kidding! 233 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,333 [crowd cheering] 234 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,500 [Triple H] Very good. 235 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,933 Very good, Pavlov. 236 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,533 All your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. 237 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,966 -Your test was successful. -[crowd booing] 238 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:40,699 Rock… 239 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,166 you… It's only fair you would wanna know 240 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:49,866 who your opponents are, so just to be fair, 241 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:54,199 and since you seem to have so much energy tonight, 242 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:57,066 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 243 00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,599 I'm gonna give everybody here a chance 244 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:03,133 to see first-hand what you can expect later tonight, 245 00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:04,966 I'm gonna give you a chance 246 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,800 to see first-hand what you can expect later on tonight, 247 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,400 'cause I'll tell you what, 248 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:12,166 here are your opponents right now. 249 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,400 -[JR] What? -["Break It Down" playing] 250 00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,099 Oh, wait a sec… 251 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,500 It's DX! DX! All three members of DX! 252 00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,966 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[JR] They're coming for The Rock! 253 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,933 [Lawler] I can't believe it, JR! They're all over him! 254 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,199 [JR] A preview of what we're gonna have here tonight! 255 00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:31,366 Last week was Mick Foley getting fired! And there's no doubt about it, 256 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,666 tonight is gonna be The Rock in his very hometown! 257 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,966 [Lawler] This is some preview! They may not stop! 258 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,633 [JR] Three-on-one scheduled here tonight, 259 00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:42,333 and this is not the match! 260 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,866 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 261 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,833 [JR] DX triple-teaming The Rock! 262 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,433 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] Spinning heel kick by X-Pac! 263 00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:55,133 And not only will Triple H challenge The Big Show, 264 00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:58,199 for the WWE title live here tonight, 265 00:15:58,266 --> 00:16:02,099 King, there's no way The Rock can beat the three members of DX 266 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,766 and just… One man can't beat three of that quality 267 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,033 or that caliber. 268 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,000 [Lawler] If he can't, it's simple, The Rock will be fired tonight! 269 00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:12,300 [JR] Here come Mr. and Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley. 270 00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,933 -[Lawler] What's he gonna do? -[JR] The Rock getting mugged here. 271 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,766 This is gonna be nothing more than a public career assassination-- 272 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,666 [Triple H] Rock… 273 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,500 I tried to give you a warning last week. 274 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:29,166 I told you, if you screw with us, 275 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:32,099 you've got two choices. 276 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:35,566 Tonight, Rock, 277 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,433 you will experience both first-hand, 278 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,633 'cause tonight, Rock, first, 279 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:44,199 you will get your ass kicked again. 280 00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:51,033 And, then, you will get your ass fired! 281 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:54,533 [JR] King, this is just not right! Three-on-one! 282 00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:57,066 DX, they're still taking it right to The Rock! 283 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,266 Triple H… Triple… 284 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,900 The Rock's gonna get fired here tonight in his very own hometown. 285 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:07,099 And damn it, that's not right! That's not right, King! 286 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,700 [Lawler] Unbelievable! May not be right, but it's gonna happen. 287 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:11,266 [JR] Tonight! I can't believe it! 288 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,366 [JR] We are back live on Raw, here in Miami. 289 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,800 And just moments ago, the deal went down. 290 00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:20,666 Triple H just announced the first ever You're Fired Handicap Match-Up. 291 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:24,200 Later tonight, it'll be The Rock taking on three members of DX. 292 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,966 And if The Rock doesn't win tonight, live here, King, 293 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:30,433 then The Rock's gonna be fired in his very hometown of Miami. 294 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,233 [Lawler] And what we had a few minutes ago was just a little preview, 295 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,933 a little sample, if you will, 296 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 of what Rock is gonna have in his future later on tonight. 297 00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:39,700 DX did a number on The Rock! 298 00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:43,033 [JR] I mean, King, let's face it, how can The Rock beat three men 299 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,899 the caliber of DX? 300 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:47,033 -[Lawler] Oh, I don't think he can. -[bell rings] 301 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,433 [Lilian] The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall. 302 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:56,033 Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Rikishi Phatu, 303 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,633 Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay, 304 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,300 Too Cool! 305 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,333 [Lawler] Check out the moves here, JR. Watch this. 306 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:06,033 -Get down, get to it. -[JR] Tag team action coming up here. 307 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,233 Too Cool to take on The Dudley Boyz. 308 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:12,399 And, folks, don't forget, the WWE is unbelievable here on television. 309 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,166 We're live throughout North America, The USA Network, 310 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,033 and live on TSN. 311 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,399 But this Saturday night, we're live at the Target Center 312 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,700 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 313 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,500 Great seats still available in Minneapolis 314 00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:27,333 with a big hive of WWE extravaganza, the Target Center, Saturday night. 315 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,133 Then, Sunday night, we're going to be live in Kansas City, 316 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,800 at the Municipal Auditorium in KC. Kansas City Sunday night. 317 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:37,000 And, then, next Wednesday, January 12th, 318 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:40,933 live in Grand Rapids, Michigan, at the Van Andel Arena. 319 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,700 Great seats are still available for all those live WWE extravaganzas. 320 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:48,899 [Lilian] …565 pounds, 321 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:52,399 Bubba Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz! 322 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,633 [JR] Well, the last time we saw The Dudleys, 323 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,800 it was on SmackDown, King, Thursday night, 324 00:18:57,866 --> 00:18:59,700 And with the help of The Posse, 325 00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:02,200 The Dudleys really did a number on The Acolytes. 326 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,600 [Lawler] Well, you know, The Posse and The Dudleys 327 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,200 have had it in for The Acolytes. 328 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,333 And, finally, finally, they did some damage. 329 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,166 I mean, they brought every kind of weapon imaginable out there, 330 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,800 and they did everything possible to The Acolytes. 331 00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:16,399 Left them lying! 332 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,633 [JR] Well, we got tag team action here, The Dudley Boyz 333 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,733 against the popular young team of Too Cool. And-- 334 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,700 -["Posse" playing] -Wait a minute. 335 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,633 [Lawler] What's this? 336 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:33,233 [JR] Well, it's those sweater vest-wearing blue bloods. 337 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,733 [Lawler] Well, they're cool, too. They're posse. 338 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,000 [JR] Please. 339 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,566 -[Lawler] What? -[JR] Look at 'em. 340 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:40,766 -[bell rings] -[Lawler] Yeah? 341 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:44,000 -And your point is what? -[JR] Well, I'll get it to you later. 342 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,200 And The Posse, 343 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,833 at least they're standing up on the stage, where they belong. 344 00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:50,500 Stay away from the ring. 345 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:54,000 And we've got D-Von Dudley and Grandmaster Sexay 346 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:56,300 starting it out here in this tag-team match-up. 347 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,733 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Look at this. 348 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,500 [JR] And full nelson, face-first takedown by Grandmaster Sexay. 349 00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:04,566 [Lawler chuckles] You said it right. 350 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,933 -Congratulations. -[JR] I'm working on it. 351 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,333 And Scotty 2 Hotty in there. Double, uh… 352 00:20:09,399 --> 00:20:11,666 -Nice double-team offense here. -[Lawler] Oh! 353 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:14,300 [JR] And these two youngsters now, double-teaming D-Von Dudley. 354 00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:18,066 I'll tell you what, tonight is gonna be a huge night, obviously. 355 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,933 It goes without saying, Triple H in the biggest match of his life 356 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,533 against the biggest WWE Champion of all time. 357 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,633 Triple H and The Big Show for the WWE Title tonight. 358 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,000 But as bad as I hate to say it, I don't see any way that The Rock 359 00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:34,800 is gonna be able to prevail against three members of DX 360 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:38,466 -and keep his job here. -[Lawler] Hey, hey. There it is, the Worm! 361 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:40,033 It's the Worm! [chuckles] 362 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,433 [JR] I thought that was a centipede or something. 363 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,233 [Lawler] Well, Scotty 2 Hotty came up to me and corrected me 364 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,600 before I came out here and said, "Hey, it's not the Centipede, it's the Worm." 365 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:51,399 [JR] Let's get that right. We don't get anything else right tonight, 366 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,866 let's get that taken care of. 367 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,700 And D-Von Dudley, 368 00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:57,433 hanging up Scotty 2 Hotty on the top rope there. 369 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,133 The tag made to Bubba Ray Dudley as-- 370 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,133 [Lawler] Hey, be careful of Scotty's hair. It's on Viagra. 371 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:05,766 [JR] Rikishi, standing… 372 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,366 somewhat stoically in the corner of his buddies, Too Cool, here. 373 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,100 -[Lawler] He'll get down in a moment-- -[JR] Oh, my! High elevation 374 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:16,566 by Bubba Ray Dudley on Scotty 2 Hotty. 375 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:21,733 So, man, we have two epic match-ups tonight. 376 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,966 Can Triple H kick off the first Raw of the millennium 377 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,600 by becoming the WWE Champion? 378 00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:31,266 And will The Rock be fired in his very own hometown here tonight? 379 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,399 [Lawler] Well, that would make the entire millennium for the McMahon-Helmsley Era. 380 00:21:35,466 --> 00:21:38,100 I mean for Triple H to become the WWE Champion 381 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,666 and for The Rock to be fired in the same night? 382 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,566 They couldn't ask for any more. 383 00:21:43,466 --> 00:21:45,433 -Look at this! -[JR] Scotty 2 Hotty, 384 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,133 going to the second rope there, creating some offense. 385 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,633 And, now, Scotty 2 Hotty making the tag, 386 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,100 as does D-Von Dudley. 387 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:55,233 So, Grandmaster Sexay… 388 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,200 [Lawler] Look at this! 389 00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:58,566 [JR] Couple of nice dropkicks there by Grandmaster Sexay. 390 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,033 [Lawler] I can tell, JR, you're starting to get a little… 391 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,633 You're starting to become a Grandmaster Sexay fan, aren't ya? 392 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,466 [JR] Well… Uh-oh. Look out here. 393 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,466 -Oh! -[Lawler] Oh, man! 394 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:10,133 -[JR] Double DDT! -[Lawler] That's it. 395 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,366 [JR] And there's a cover. 396 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:13,466 And… Oh, look out. Hey, wait a minute! 397 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,166 The Posse assaulting Rikishi Phatu! 398 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,399 [Lawler] What's up with that? 399 00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:21,566 [JR] The three members of… Wait a minute! Here come The Acolytes! 400 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:22,600 Here come The Acolytes! 401 00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:26,100 And The Posse is running for their lives from The Acolytes! 402 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,899 [Lawler] Where did these Acolytes come from? 403 00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:30,800 [JR] The Acolytes are chasing The Posse outta here! 404 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,166 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 405 00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:36,466 [JR] Powerbomb by Bubba Ray Dudley. 406 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:39,500 And, now, Bubba Ray… 407 00:22:40,933 --> 00:22:43,266 making a wish for Grandmaster Sexay, King. 408 00:22:43,366 --> 00:22:46,033 [Lawler] Things are not looking good for the Grandmaster right now. 409 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,566 -[JR] Well, this doesn't look good at all. -[Lawler] Oh! 410 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:51,000 [JR] It looks even worse for D-Von Dudley. 411 00:22:51,066 --> 00:22:52,500 Oh, look out. 412 00:22:52,566 --> 00:22:54,200 -[Lawler] Rikishi! -[JR] Rikishi in! 413 00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:55,666 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] What a shot! 414 00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:58,933 The superkick right to the face by Rikishi Phatu! 415 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,966 [Lawler] Unfortunately, he did it right in front of the referee. 416 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,033 Uh-oh. 417 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,566 [JR] And Rikishi 's gonna do this 418 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,966 -right in front of the referee, as well. -[bell ringing] 419 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:10,200 [Lawler] "As well." That didn't… Oh! 420 00:23:11,866 --> 00:23:14,100 We were talking about that Dudley Death Drop. 421 00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:15,700 -["You Look Fly 2 Day" playing] -Hey… 422 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:20,500 [JR] Well, The Dudleys are gonna get the W 423 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,466 -via disqualification. -[Lawler] Look at this! 424 00:23:23,399 --> 00:23:24,733 Check it out, JR! 425 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,300 Stand up, bust a move! 426 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,333 -[crowd cheering] -You can do it. 427 00:23:33,566 --> 00:23:35,266 [chuckling] Oh, my God! 428 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,366 [JR] Well, I'll tell you what… 429 00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:40,466 -[Lawler] Look at that! -[JR] Well, we understand 430 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:43,733 Michael Cole has just caught up with The Acolytes. 431 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,866 Bradshaw, why the interference? Why'd you guys get-- 432 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:49,466 You wanna start a fight with us, you better stay till it's over! 433 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:51,933 Let me tell you something, if we each had a dollar bill 434 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,466 for all the ass we've kicked, we both would be billionaires! 435 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,566 And let me tell you, we're gonna take three punk-ass kids like that 436 00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:59,000 and tie one arm behind our back, 437 00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:01,633 and we would give 'em an ass-whopping like no other! 438 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,800 ["You Look Fly 2 Day" continues playing] 439 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:08,066 One hand tied behind their back? That's a great idea. 440 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,666 I've never seen a match like that. 441 00:24:09,733 --> 00:24:12,733 That is a great idea. And, after all, it's fair. 442 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,733 And that's we're about, fairness. 443 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,866 Three members of The Posse, two Acolytes, one hand tied behind their back, 444 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:20,500 -if they want it, they got it. -[knocking at door] 445 00:24:20,566 --> 00:24:22,466 -We'll have fun tonight. -Come in. 446 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,700 -Ooh, Blackman. -[Blackman] Yeah, you wanted to see me? 447 00:24:24,766 --> 00:24:26,500 Just the guy I was looking for. Yeah. 448 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:31,266 Hey, Steve, you were told by certain people 449 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,133 not to interfere in Kurt Angle's matches, right? 450 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,500 Well, kinda. 451 00:24:35,566 --> 00:24:37,566 Yeah, kinda. That's what I thought. 452 00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:39,899 I'll tell you what, tonight, 453 00:24:39,966 --> 00:24:43,366 if you hit Kane with that Kendo stick, you're fired. 454 00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:45,000 You got it? Clear enough? 455 00:24:46,066 --> 00:24:48,433 -Okay, I got it. -Okay. 456 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,399 Why would Blackman hit Kane with a Kendo stick? 457 00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:55,000 Let me see. Blackman would hit Kane with a Kendo stick 458 00:24:55,066 --> 00:24:58,100 because Kurt Angle is gonna be wrestling Kane. 459 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,266 You see, I've made a New Year's resolution. 460 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,100 One is to be the World Wrestling Entertainment Champ. 461 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,133 Two is to end Kurt Angle's winning streak. 462 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,500 -["Burned" playing] -[explosion] 463 00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:17,500 [JR] And we are back live. Here comes Kane, along with Tori. 464 00:25:17,566 --> 00:25:21,433 It's gonna be Kane taking on the undefeated Olympian, Kurt Angle, 465 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,566 here, live, tonight on Raw. 466 00:25:23,633 --> 00:25:26,633 And, King, to say that Tori's demeanor, 467 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,000 her conduct in the last week or so, 468 00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,833 has been a little suspect, would be an understatement. 469 00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:36,533 We saw Tory literally freak out with nothing more than a friendly gesture 470 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,066 by Test last Monday night here on Raw. 471 00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:41,600 [Lawler] Well, JR, you and I can say it's a friendly gesture, 472 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:45,433 but only Tori knows what went on between Test and her. 473 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,399 [JR] And, then, Test had to take on Kane. 474 00:25:47,466 --> 00:25:50,466 Look what he got for his efforts, a slap in the face. 475 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:53,000 -[Tori screaming] -And, then, on SmackDown, Thursday night, 476 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:56,000 when Tori saw The Rock, it was like she saw a ghost. 477 00:25:56,066 --> 00:25:59,833 [Lawler] I think Tori claimed, at least, that The Rock had made some, uh, 478 00:25:59,899 --> 00:26:02,066 unwanted advances towards her. 479 00:26:02,899 --> 00:26:06,399 [JR] And, then, The Rock had to go one-on-one with Kane… 480 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:08,600 -[explosion] -…on Tori's insistence. 481 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:11,633 Tori has not been the same since she returned 482 00:26:11,699 --> 00:26:14,733 from that one-on-one Christmas holiday with X-Pac. 483 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,166 [Lawler] She told us what a wonderful time she had. 484 00:26:17,233 --> 00:26:19,500 ["Medal" playing] 485 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,833 [Angle] Hold on for a second. 486 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:32,800 Now, many people may think that this very well could be the end 487 00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:36,899 of my incredible reign as the only undefeated wrestler 488 00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:39,133 here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 489 00:26:39,199 --> 00:26:40,666 [crowd jeering] 490 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,933 But fret not, my fans, 491 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,399 because it is I who has the advantage. 492 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:50,466 Oh, sure, this is definitely a Handicap Match, 493 00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:52,466 but I am the heavy favorite. 494 00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:53,833 You see, down here, 495 00:26:53,899 --> 00:26:58,566 I see a seven-foot tall, 340-pound bag of muscle, 496 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:01,633 who hides behind a mask 497 00:27:01,699 --> 00:27:04,833 and does not speak one word. And why? 498 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:07,533 Because he lacks integrity 499 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,066 and, obviously, he lacks intelligence. 500 00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:12,899 Oh, sure, he has intensity. 501 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,833 There's no doubt about that. 502 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:18,366 But that can only take you so far, Kane. 503 00:27:18,433 --> 00:27:22,133 So, as you can see, I am the heavy favorite 504 00:27:22,199 --> 00:27:26,433 because I have all three Is in my corner, 505 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,699 Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. 506 00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:33,766 So, I'm asking all of you to cheer me on 507 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:36,399 as I continue my undefeated status 508 00:27:36,466 --> 00:27:40,433 and beat the heck out of this lug they call Kane. 509 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,466 [Lawler] Oh, look out! 510 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:45,800 [JR] Kane has heard all he wants to hear from the gold medal-winning Olympian. 511 00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:49,166 I think Angle needs another "I" there, King, Insurance. 512 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:52,633 [Lawler] Well, we all know, the truth of the matter is, ever since the fire, 513 00:27:52,699 --> 00:27:54,733 Kane's only had one eye. 514 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,933 [JR] Oh, stop that. 515 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:59,633 [Lawler] And, like Kurt said, it's only gonna get you so far. [laughs] 516 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,033 [JR] And Angle undefeated here, thus far, in the WWE. 517 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:07,899 But as he said himself, "This could be the night." 518 00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:11,399 At least I'm sure that's what Triple H thinks. 519 00:28:11,466 --> 00:28:13,266 Now, there's obviously a difference of opinion 520 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:17,733 in the McMahon-Helmsley relationship regarding Kurt Angle. 521 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,100 [Lawler] You just saw this gentleman carry all of that… 522 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,966 all those Olympic gold medals past us here. 523 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:26,766 And I would think that those gold medals go a long way… 524 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,033 Oh, my gosh! 525 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:31,699 …in saying that Kurt Angle would be the favorite to remain undefeated. 526 00:28:31,766 --> 00:28:33,000 At least in my opinion. 527 00:28:33,699 --> 00:28:36,066 [JR] Major stories breaking here tonight on Raw. 528 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:39,233 The WWE Title will be decided later tonight. 529 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,000 Triple H challenging The Big Show. 530 00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:43,899 The first ever You're Fired Handicap Match. 531 00:28:43,966 --> 00:28:48,399 The Rock must beat three members, or at least one of the three members of DX 532 00:28:48,466 --> 00:28:51,100 to retain his job here, in his hometown. 533 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:54,233 Plus, we are supposedly gonna find out the status 534 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:58,333 of the Intercontinental Championship here tonight, as well. 535 00:28:58,399 --> 00:29:00,133 [Lawler] Look at Tori. 536 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,533 [JR] Yeah, how can you not? 537 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,633 And Kane, now, going upstairs. The Big Red Machine… 538 00:29:05,566 --> 00:29:07,300 -will fly here. -[Lawler] Oh, look out! 539 00:29:07,366 --> 00:29:10,199 And he flew right in the face of the Olympian, Kurt Angle. 540 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:13,366 And Angle certainly has, in his amateur days, 541 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:17,333 never dreamed of encountering anybody like The Big Red Machine. 542 00:29:17,399 --> 00:29:19,100 [Lawler] Have a look at this move. 543 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,666 Angle, right hands. 544 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:26,000 Instead of wrestling Kane, Angle trying to brawl it out here. 545 00:29:26,066 --> 00:29:28,000 That may not be sound strategy. 546 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,600 And Kane, looking for the heart. 547 00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:31,000 But Angle aborted the contact. 548 00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:34,033 [Lawler] Intelligence, that's one of those Is. Look at that. Another one. 549 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,766 [JR] An interesting conversation before we went to the break 550 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:39,766 involving Steve Blackman, huh, King? 551 00:29:40,366 --> 00:29:43,133 -[Lawler] Well, I mean, you know-- -[JR] Uh-oh. 552 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:46,500 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -[JR] Kane caught Kurt Angle in midair! 553 00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:48,733 [Lawler] This is gonna make Triple H very happy. 554 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,233 [JR] Chokeslam! 555 00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:53,666 Look, can you hear that winning streak ending? 556 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:56,699 -[Lawler] Oh, boy. -[JR] And now, Kane-- 557 00:29:56,766 --> 00:29:59,199 [Lawler] Hey, look. Wait a minute! What's up with this? 558 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:01,866 -[JR] There's Blackman-- -[Lawler] He'll get fired, he was warned! 559 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,399 [JR] Blackman's got that Kendo stick. 560 00:30:04,466 --> 00:30:05,933 [Lawler] What's he doing? 561 00:30:08,033 --> 00:30:11,133 -[JR] Oh! Blackman just nailed Angle! -[bell ringing] 562 00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:14,000 And the referee calling for the bell. 563 00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:16,733 [Lilian] Ladies and gentlemen, the winner by disqualification, 564 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,966 and still undefeated, 565 00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:21,800 -Kurt Angle! -[Lawler] What? 566 00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:24,000 [JR] What is going on with Steve Blackman? 567 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:27,500 [Lawler] He busted that Kendo stick right over the head of Kurt Angle! 568 00:30:27,566 --> 00:30:29,266 [JR] But Angle's still the winner. 569 00:30:29,366 --> 00:30:31,100 Angle's still undefeated, 570 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:35,233 -albeit by disqualification here tonight. -["Medal" playing] 571 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:39,100 [Lawler] That's not gonna make Triple H very happy, I can assure you of that. 572 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,833 Well, I think Kurt Angle might have a little bit of a headache, 573 00:30:42,899 --> 00:30:45,699 but he is still undefeated. 574 00:30:45,766 --> 00:30:49,600 Hey, you didn't happen to have a little conversation with Steve Blackman 575 00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:52,033 after he left this room, did you? 576 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,466 No. But if you thought that that was tricky, 577 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:57,333 wait until you see what I pull at the Intercontinental Championship. 578 00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:59,000 Wait, what'd you decide to do with that? 579 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,500 You're gonna have to find out. 580 00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:01,966 [chuckles] I'll tell you what, 581 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,866 I've only got one title on my mind. I gotta… 582 00:31:03,933 --> 00:31:05,300 [JR] What does she mean by that? 583 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,133 What about the Intercontinental Title? 584 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,566 [JR] We are live here in Miami, Florida, live on Raw. 585 00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:14,666 And the question is, King, will The Rock be fired 586 00:31:14,733 --> 00:31:17,300 in his very own hometown here tonight? 587 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:19,366 [Lawler] Well, it's a shame to think about it, JR, 588 00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:21,766 but I can't see anything other than that happening. 589 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:25,266 How can The Rock single-handedly defeat DX? 590 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,899 [JR] It's the perfect career assassination, in my view. And… 591 00:31:28,966 --> 00:31:30,533 Wait just a moment. 592 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600 ["My Time" playing] 593 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,133 What's… 594 00:31:34,199 --> 00:31:36,533 That's Stephanie McMahon, King. 595 00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:38,333 [Lawler] Yeah? 596 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,933 [JR] And three referees. 597 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,966 -[Lawler] What's this gonna be? -[JR] I have no idea. 598 00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:50,866 [Lawler] Well, she had something in mind. She said she has something in mind 599 00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:53,566 concerning the Intercontinental Championship. 600 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:56,199 And we're gonna find out exactly what that is. 601 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:01,800 [JR] Well, she certainly is poised. She's obviously in control here. 602 00:32:01,866 --> 00:32:04,866 ["My Time" continues playing] 603 00:32:10,066 --> 00:32:11,166 [Lawler] What a difference. 604 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,633 [crowd jeering] 605 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:14,800 What a look. 606 00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:24,433 It seems as though we have a dilemma on our hands. 607 00:32:26,199 --> 00:32:29,966 Just who is the World Wrestling Entertainment 608 00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,800 Intercontinental Champion? 609 00:32:32,866 --> 00:32:34,333 [JR] Everybody wants to know that. 610 00:32:34,399 --> 00:32:36,600 Is it Chyna? 611 00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:39,466 -[crowd jeering] -[Lawler] I think so. 612 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,500 Or is it "Y2J" Chris Jericho? 613 00:32:42,566 --> 00:32:44,566 [crowd cheering] 614 00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:49,300 Well, I'm sure everyone has their opinion. 615 00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:55,166 But I think we need to take one more look at this match 616 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:59,533 to determine who the real Intercontinental Champion is. 617 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:04,766 [JR] Well, certainly, on SmackDown on Thursday night, 618 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:08,733 it was Chyna challenging Jericho for the Intercontinental title, King. 619 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,333 And as we will see in this sequence, it was a double pin. 620 00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:15,466 [Lawler] It had been a knock-down-drag-out right up to this point. 621 00:33:15,533 --> 00:33:18,933 And they were both dropped with their backs on that metal chair. 622 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,433 And the referees counted each one of 'em out. 623 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,633 Look at that! 624 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,633 [JR] And the referees, Jim Korderas and Chad Patton, 625 00:33:27,699 --> 00:33:29,199 have both had a different view 626 00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:30,899 -of the situation. -Now… 627 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,100 you two seem to have been arguing. 628 00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:37,866 Mr. Referee, 629 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,366 who do you think 630 00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:42,766 is the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion? 631 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:45,933 Without a shadow of a doubt, 632 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,633 -Chyna. -[mixed cheers and boos] 633 00:33:49,699 --> 00:33:51,666 [Lawler] Well, he counted out Jericho's shoulders. 634 00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:55,399 Well, then, let's have Chyna come on down to the ring. 635 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,066 [Lawler] There it is! I told you, JR! 636 00:33:57,133 --> 00:33:58,800 [JR] Well, I guess that's it. 637 00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:01,266 The Ninth Wonder of the World. 638 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,333 ["Who I Am" playing] 639 00:34:05,466 --> 00:34:08,566 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing, Chris Jericho's gonna be hot about this. 640 00:34:09,433 --> 00:34:11,299 Chyna and The Kat! 641 00:34:11,366 --> 00:34:14,733 [JR] Chyna accompanied by The Kat, who is the WWE Women's Champion, 642 00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:16,733 no doubt about that. 643 00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:17,866 And… 644 00:34:18,699 --> 00:34:20,500 [Lawler] They'll be carrying all the gold now. 645 00:34:20,566 --> 00:34:23,666 [JR] Guess we've got two champions coming to the ring, 646 00:34:23,733 --> 00:34:25,299 Chyna and The Kat. 647 00:34:25,366 --> 00:34:27,366 ["Who I Am" continues playing] 648 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:31,433 Chyna with a smile on her face. 649 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,000 But it seems as though we have another referee to ask. 650 00:34:39,066 --> 00:34:39,900 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 651 00:34:39,966 --> 00:34:43,466 Mr. Referee, who do you think is the Intercontinental Champion? 652 00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,266 Most definitely, Chris Jericho. 653 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,299 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Well… 654 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,966 Chris, come on down! 655 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:55,166 -["Break The Walls Down" playing] -[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute now! 656 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,233 [JR] What's he doing here? 657 00:34:57,299 --> 00:35:00,233 -What's going on, King? -[Lawler] I don't know, JR! 658 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,166 Well, you better hold your ears. 659 00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:05,366 -[explosion] -[Lawler screams] 660 00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:07,433 [crowd cheering] 661 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:11,933 ♪ Break the walls down ♪ 662 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:18,233 [JR] It seems as if the popular sentiment 663 00:35:18,299 --> 00:35:20,066 lends to Jericho. 664 00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:24,600 -[Lawler] Well-- -[JR] Far as the crowd here is concerned. 665 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,533 [Lawler] I don't know. I thought a lot of the females may be… 666 00:35:28,466 --> 00:35:29,833 cheering for Chris Jericho. But… 667 00:35:31,533 --> 00:35:33,666 sounds like a lot of the males were for Chyna! 668 00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:37,366 [JR] So, they seem to be divided along gender lines. 669 00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:40,700 [Lawler] Yeah, isn't it weird that I'm kinda cheering for Chris Jericho? 670 00:35:41,866 --> 00:35:43,833 [JR] King, I just can't quite put my finger on it, 671 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:47,166 but what is Stephanie up to here? Something's going on. 672 00:35:49,299 --> 00:35:51,299 [crowd clamoring] 673 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:54,500 [Stephanie] All right. 674 00:35:56,299 --> 00:36:00,000 Now, even though everybody has their opinion, 675 00:36:00,066 --> 00:36:02,233 I have made a decision. 676 00:36:02,299 --> 00:36:03,799 [Lawler] Uh-oh, here we go. 677 00:36:03,866 --> 00:36:07,833 Seeing as how this is the McMahon-Helmsley Era… 678 00:36:09,799 --> 00:36:12,533 and it is a brand new millennium, 679 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:18,166 and business is being done as it has never been done before… 680 00:36:18,233 --> 00:36:19,566 [Lawler] Say that again. 681 00:36:19,633 --> 00:36:22,166 [Stephanie] Therefore, 682 00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:24,666 Triple H and I are going to make a ruling 683 00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:27,799 that has never been made before. 684 00:36:27,866 --> 00:36:29,100 [Lawler] Huh? 685 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:30,799 [Stephanie] Chyna… 686 00:36:32,766 --> 00:36:37,433 and Chris Jericho are both the Intercontinental Champions! 687 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,666 -[crowd booing] -[JR] What? What does that mean, King? 688 00:36:40,733 --> 00:36:43,066 -[Lawler] Wait a minute, what? -[JR] There's only one belt. 689 00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:44,766 There's only one champion. 690 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:47,633 Now, now, what that means 691 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:51,033 is that only one of you can defend the title at a time. 692 00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,966 -What are you talking about? -And should one of you lose… 693 00:36:54,033 --> 00:36:57,900 I suggest you listen, Chris, this is very important to you. 694 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,233 Should one of you lose, 695 00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:04,799 you both lose the championship. 696 00:37:04,866 --> 00:37:07,166 [Lawler] Wait, they're both the Intercontinental Champion? 697 00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:09,866 [Stephanie] Now, now, I know you two have your troubles, 698 00:37:09,933 --> 00:37:11,766 and you might not get along so well, 699 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:17,166 but if you really look at what's in the best interest for the both of you, 700 00:37:18,299 --> 00:37:22,233 I'm very confident you'll find a way to get along. 701 00:37:23,766 --> 00:37:25,900 -[JR] Man, I just… -["Slow Death" playing] 702 00:37:25,966 --> 00:37:29,799 What? Wait a minute. Wait a minute here. What's this? 703 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,233 -Cut my music. -[music stops] 704 00:37:35,299 --> 00:37:38,133 Now, I don't give a rat's ass who the champion is. 705 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,400 [Chyna] That's me. I'm the champ. 706 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,866 Well, seeing as how you're the champ, 707 00:37:42,933 --> 00:37:47,033 I want a title shot tonight, and I want it right now! 708 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,100 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 709 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:51,833 Well, Bob, why don't you come get it? 710 00:37:52,433 --> 00:37:54,933 -["Slow Death" playing] -[JR] Well, Hardcore Holly has just, 711 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,833 apparently, been granted an Intercontinental Title match here 712 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,666 by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, 713 00:38:01,733 --> 00:38:05,466 and she's got the power, obviously, to do whatever she wants. 714 00:38:06,966 --> 00:38:10,033 Chris Jericho making his way here at ringside. 715 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:11,866 [bell dings] 716 00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:15,400 [JR] The bell has sounded. We've got an Intercontinental Title match underway. 717 00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:18,033 -Holly-- -[Jericho] JR, that was the worst decision 718 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,033 that Stephanie McMahon has ever made 719 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:23,433 since she decided to go out in public with that rat's nest of a hairstyle. 720 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,033 This is an absolute travesty of justice! 721 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,933 [JR] Well, all I know is, the Intercontinental Title 722 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,400 is on the line, Chris. 723 00:38:30,466 --> 00:38:34,233 And Chyna is defending the title, apparently, for both you and her. 724 00:38:34,299 --> 00:38:36,933 And if she loses, you're a loser, too. 725 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,033 [Lawler] But wait a minute, Chris, you're a champion, too. 726 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,266 [Jericho] I'm still the champ! And I never lost the damn belt! 727 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:46,200 If it's a draw, the champion still retains! 728 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,933 -That was a great-- -[JR] She just hooked… 729 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,433 Going for the cover! A near fall. 730 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,799 She's a great competitor, there's no doubt about it. 731 00:38:51,866 --> 00:38:53,799 But I'm still the champion! Don't you understand? 732 00:38:53,866 --> 00:38:56,266 If it's a draw, the champion still retains. 733 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,799 This is another conspiracy 734 00:38:57,866 --> 00:39:01,333 from the WWE front office, and from the ridiculous McMahon-Helmsley Era. 735 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,633 [JR] Well, you need to take that up with the power… You know, those… 736 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,100 Stephanie and Triple H. 737 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,200 You know, we can't solve your problems out here. 738 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:09,600 We understand your dilemma but… 739 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:12,200 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] What a dropkick by Hardcore Holly, 740 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,866 right in the face of Chyna. 741 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,733 [Jericho] She's down. Get up, Chyna! 742 00:39:16,799 --> 00:39:19,033 You better get up! You're not gonna spoil this for me! 743 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:22,100 Listen, I don't need a piece of tin around my waist to be a champion. 744 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,700 All of the Jerichoholics know that Chris Jericho 745 00:39:24,766 --> 00:39:27,066 is still the Intercontinental Champion. 746 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:29,333 There's no doubt in my mind, or anybody's mind 747 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,633 who's sitting in this crowd tonight, except for maybe that jackass, Triple H, 748 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:35,366 and that jackass, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 749 00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:37,633 [JR] Well, don't talk yourself out of a job here, Chris. 750 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,166 I'll tell you that from experience. 751 00:39:39,233 --> 00:39:41,000 [Jericho] I'm just hot about this! Wouldn't-- 752 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:44,233 [JR] Oh, what a shot there by Hardcore Holly! 753 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:47,799 Get up! Get up, Chyna, come on! Don't spoil this for me! 754 00:39:47,866 --> 00:39:49,866 -[JR] Intercontinental title on the line. -Get up! 755 00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:54,200 [JR] Chyna and Chris Jericho are, I guess, for lack of a better term, co-champions. 756 00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,666 [Jericho] That's exactly… Uh-oh. 757 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,033 [Lawler] Well, Chris… Oh, no. 758 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,500 [JR] There's a pin right there. 759 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,000 Hardcore Holly's got Chyna. 760 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,633 And Jericho with a shot that reversed the pinning combination. 761 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,866 [Lawler] Look at this! 762 00:40:06,933 --> 00:40:08,933 -[JR] And Chyna got the win! -[bell rings] 763 00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:12,600 [JR] And Jericho is leaving with the Intercontinental Title belt! 764 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,666 ["Who I Am" playing] 765 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:22,233 Hardcore Holly looked as if he had Chyna in an assured pinning predicament, King. 766 00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:25,766 [Lawler] JR, this is one of the most confusing things I've seen in my life. 767 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,500 Chyna just defended the Intercontinental title. 768 00:40:28,566 --> 00:40:30,066 Chris Jericho helped her win. 769 00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:33,666 Chris Jericho grabbed the title belt and took off with it. 770 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:38,366 I think Kitty, or The Kat, had Crash Holly distracted, 771 00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:41,666 and Hardcore took an exception to his cousin 772 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,566 for not being there for him 773 00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:45,966 and allowing Jericho to get the cheap shot in 774 00:40:46,033 --> 00:40:47,500 and reverse the pin. 775 00:40:47,566 --> 00:40:50,600 [Lawler] Well, I think Crash also was sort of snickering at the fact 776 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,966 -that Hardcore lost to a woman. -[crowd cheering] 777 00:40:54,033 --> 00:40:55,833 [JR] He lost to The Ninth Wonder of the World, 778 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:59,033 with an assist from Chris Jericho. The Hollys are… 779 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,200 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 780 00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:01,799 [door opens] 781 00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:03,799 [Triple H] Hey, guys. 782 00:41:03,866 --> 00:41:07,333 I know, last week, you guys were in a Handicap Match with Test, 783 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,766 but it really wasn't fair. 784 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:14,100 So, I'm gonna tell you what, just to be fair this week, 785 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,933 you guys are gonna wrestle Test again, 786 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,766 but you're gonna wrestle Test and his tag team partners. 787 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:23,566 What, do you think we give a damn who his tag team partners are 788 00:41:23,633 --> 00:41:25,533 or how big and bad they think they are? 789 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,000 Bottom line is, we're gonna do what we do best 790 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:30,900 and that's go out there and kick their freakin' ass! 791 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,100 Do it, then. 792 00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,600 And speaking of kicking ass, 793 00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:35,299 I want you to go take on The Big Show 794 00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:38,166 and win the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 795 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:39,966 -Oh. I'm gonna. -[kisses] 796 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:43,133 Well, a lot of motivation there for Triple H 797 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,000 to win the WWE Title here tonight, King, against The Big Show. 798 00:41:46,066 --> 00:41:50,133 And we know that that rivalry really came to a head at Survivor Series. 799 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,766 Well, without a doubt. But it may end here tonight, 800 00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:56,500 because Triple H is determined to start off this new millennium, 801 00:41:56,566 --> 00:41:58,200 the WWE Champion. 802 00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:59,933 Ladies and gentlemen, let's take you back 803 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,966 and show you the collision that occurred right here on Raw last Monday night 804 00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:06,299 between The Big Show and Triple H. 805 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:08,533 [Triple H] Tonight, Big Show, 806 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,233 you will step into the ring with The Game 807 00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:16,833 and you will help me to complete the ultimate plan, 808 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:21,533 and I become the champion for the new millennium. 809 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,966 [Lawler] Oh, look out! 810 00:42:23,033 --> 00:42:25,100 [JR] The Big Show just teleported Helmsley, 811 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:28,066 and Helmsley knocked the referee all the way to the floor. 812 00:42:28,133 --> 00:42:30,433 -There's no referee. -[Lawler] They won't interfere. 813 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:33,100 [JR] Oh, come on! Damn it! Oh, the Outlaws. 814 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,533 [Lawler] Okay, they did interfere. 815 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,799 [JR] Stephanie handing Triple H a steel chair. 816 00:42:36,866 --> 00:42:39,400 -[Lawler exclaims] -[JR] Oh, my God! 817 00:42:39,466 --> 00:42:42,733 That chair was dented into the skull of The Big Show! 818 00:42:42,799 --> 00:42:44,833 -[Lawler] Hey! What is this? -[JR] Wait a minute! 819 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:47,766 -[JR] Mankind! -[Lawler] Is that… Oh! 820 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:52,466 [JR] Triple H had the Pedigree set up, but Mankind came in with a chair shot! 821 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:53,533 [Lawler] No! 822 00:42:54,466 --> 00:42:56,666 -[JR] What a chokeslam! -[Lawler] What! 823 00:42:56,733 --> 00:43:01,933 [JR] The Big Show, with an assist from the fired Mankind, 824 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,933 -climbed the mountain, overcame the odds! -[dramatic music playing] 825 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,600 This thing is killing me! I'm getting so frustrated with it. 826 00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:08,500 Easy, now. 827 00:43:08,566 --> 00:43:11,166 You're gonna take my frustrations out tonight on The Big Show. 828 00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:15,533 I want you to beat his ass like it's never been beaten before, 829 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,866 do you understand me? 830 00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:22,600 Let me inform you that this match is a Handicap Match. 831 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:27,100 So, let me introduce you to his partner, Road Dogg! 832 00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:28,533 [Cole] It's a Handicap Match! 833 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,133 Triple H making up the rules as we go along! 834 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,466 It is a Handicap Match, 835 00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:36,066 and they just happen to have a partner, too. 836 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:38,000 -[Cole] It's three-on-one, King! -[Lawler] Yes! 837 00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:41,066 [Cole] X-Pac, Billy Gunn, and The Road Dogg! 838 00:43:41,133 --> 00:43:44,933 This is a Handicap Match, and you've got another partner. Me. 839 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,299 [JR] What a plan, Michael! 840 00:43:46,366 --> 00:43:48,066 -[Cole] What a plan? -[JR] It's brilliant! 841 00:43:48,133 --> 00:43:51,066 [Cole] This is an execution of the WWE Champion! 842 00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:54,733 [Triple H] If you mess with us, you've got two choices, 843 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:59,600 you either get your ass kicked, or… 844 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:02,799 You get your ass fired! 845 00:44:08,133 --> 00:44:10,066 [Cole] Big Show, can we get a quick word? 846 00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:13,866 Big Show, can we get a quick word on your match tonight against Triple H… 847 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,133 [JR] Well, Triple H, The Big Show, the title is next. 848 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,299 ["Big" playing] 849 00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:28,000 [JR] And we are back, live, on Raw. 850 00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:33,299 The WWE Title will be decided momentarily, 851 00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:38,299 as the 7'2, 500-pound World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 852 00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:40,299 The Big Show, 853 00:44:40,366 --> 00:44:42,299 will defend against Triple H. 854 00:44:43,799 --> 00:44:44,900 [bell rings] 855 00:44:44,966 --> 00:44:47,299 [Lilian] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 856 00:44:47,366 --> 00:44:50,833 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 857 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:55,100 Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 500 pounds, 858 00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:58,500 the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 859 00:44:58,566 --> 00:45:00,966 The Big Show! 860 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,633 [JR] The Big Show 861 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,100 -had a hellacious week last week! -[explosion] 862 00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:07,466 [Lawler] Wow. 863 00:45:09,266 --> 00:45:11,666 He escaped with his WWE Title last Monday night 864 00:45:11,733 --> 00:45:13,833 against Triple H here on Raw, 865 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:18,299 but was left a bloody mess in a non-title Handicap Match 866 00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:22,433 against the entire DX on Thursday night on SmackDown. 867 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,500 ["My Time" playing] 868 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,166 [Lilian] His opponent and challenger, 869 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:42,600 from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 260 pounds, 870 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:45,633 Triple H! 871 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,400 [Lawler] Boy, take a look, JR. DX is here en masse. 872 00:45:48,466 --> 00:45:50,433 [JR] Right, look at all the backup, King. 873 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,500 I knew that Triple H was not gonna come empty-handed. 874 00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:00,799 [Lawler] Earlier today, I was talking to The Big Show, 875 00:46:00,866 --> 00:46:02,466 I looked at the top of his head. 876 00:46:02,533 --> 00:46:05,100 The stitches are still there at the very top of his head 877 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:08,266 where they laid him open with that chair last week. 878 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,900 [JR] I'll tell you what I'm thinking, 879 00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:13,733 Big Show, with the DX stacking the deck, has got about as much chance 880 00:46:13,799 --> 00:46:18,033 of retaining the title as The Rock does of not getting fired here tonight. 881 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:22,733 The Rock in that first ever You're Fired Handicap Match. 882 00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:24,033 [Lawler] Hey, look at this, 883 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,166 the rest of the DX are still up on the ramp, JR. 884 00:46:26,233 --> 00:46:29,266 -They didn't come down -[JR] That doesn't mean anything. 885 00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,566 [Lawler] I think Hunter told 'em to stay up there. 886 00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:33,400 That's how confident he is. Look out, Hunter! 887 00:46:33,466 --> 00:46:34,600 [JR] Well, here we go. 888 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:36,333 -The Big Show… -[bell rings] 889 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,033 …ready to aggressively defend 890 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:42,466 the World Wrestling Entertainment Title against Triple H. 891 00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:45,833 [Lawler] Boy, I'm telling you, Hunter has gotta be focused here. 892 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:49,566 I mean, just one shot from that big, massive fist from The Big Show 893 00:46:49,633 --> 00:46:52,866 -can knock you completely out. -[JR] He's a 500-pound monster, 894 00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:54,299 is The Big Show. 895 00:46:54,366 --> 00:46:55,433 -7'2. -[Lawler] No! 896 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,666 [JR] Oh! 897 00:46:56,733 --> 00:47:00,066 The Big Show will cave your chest, your ribs, whatever he can hit in. 898 00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:02,066 -[Lawler screams] -[JR] Head-butt knockdown 899 00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:05,266 on the challenger for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 900 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:08,700 We're live here on Raw, from Miami, Florida. 901 00:47:10,266 --> 00:47:13,133 And Big Show lowered his head, Triple H got a kick in, 902 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,866 but it didn't look like it even fazed the champion. 903 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,433 [Lawler] Well, it takes a while to wear The Big Show down, 904 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,666 if you ever wear him down at all. 905 00:47:21,733 --> 00:47:25,466 But, I mean, there's not any one move that you can do to The Big Show 906 00:47:25,533 --> 00:47:28,166 that's gonna just incapacitate him instantly. 907 00:47:28,233 --> 00:47:31,433 [JR] The Big Show may be as close to being unbeatable 908 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,133 -as anybody that's ever laced boots. -[Lawler] Oh, no! 909 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,633 And there's the elbow. It could be over right here. 910 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,666 The cover! 911 00:47:37,733 --> 00:47:39,500 Oh, how close was that? 912 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:43,666 Triple H barely, and I mean barely, able to get a shoulder off the canvas. 913 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,900 Triple H, crawling back into the corner now. 914 00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:51,566 Fighting out of that same corner, with the WWE Title on the line. 915 00:47:51,633 --> 00:47:55,466 [Lawler] Look at DX. It's like an entire cheerleading section up there. 916 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,133 [JR] DX surrounding Stephanie McMahon up on the staging area. 917 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,266 And look at the velocity, 918 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:03,833 look at the impact and power of The Big Show, 919 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:08,400 who, now, just is stepping right over the top rope, like it wasn't even there. 920 00:48:08,466 --> 00:48:09,666 [crowd clamoring] 921 00:48:09,733 --> 00:48:12,966 Man, this Big Show is phenomenal. 922 00:48:13,033 --> 00:48:15,666 He is an amazing, extraordinary athlete. 923 00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:21,266 I mean, look at the size of his hands, they engulf Triple H's head. 924 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,799 [Lawler] Let me tell ya, Triple H is a huge guy himself, 925 00:48:23,866 --> 00:48:26,966 but he almost looks like a child next to The Big Show. 926 00:48:27,033 --> 00:48:31,200 [JR] Triple H is 6'4, about 265, 927 00:48:31,266 --> 00:48:33,100 and he does look small. 928 00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:36,799 But who doesn't look small compared to the WWE Champion? 929 00:48:37,766 --> 00:48:40,433 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. Oh, look out! 930 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:41,433 Oh, my God! 931 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,566 [JR] Triple H slid right off the Champion's back, 932 00:48:43,633 --> 00:48:46,033 and used The Big Show's own momentum 933 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:49,700 to propel The Big Show over the security railing, 934 00:48:49,766 --> 00:48:51,200 and to the concrete floor. 935 00:48:51,266 --> 00:48:54,200 [Lawler] Well, JR, Triple H made a New Year's resolution, 936 00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:57,166 and that was to become the WWE Champion 937 00:48:57,233 --> 00:49:00,966 and, I mean, starting the new millennium off 938 00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,266 leading the World Wrestling Entertainment. 939 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:06,366 [JR] That would be a realization of our worst nightmare. 940 00:49:06,433 --> 00:49:09,566 -[Lawler] What? -[JR] It would be, and that's my opinion. 941 00:49:09,633 --> 00:49:12,433 [Lawler] JR, your microphone's on, you know? You could get fired. 942 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,433 [JR] Hard right hands from the challenger. 943 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,966 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh! -[JR] Oh, the power! 944 00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:21,500 Again, raw, unmitigated power and strength 945 00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:24,133 by the 500-pound WWE Champion. 946 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,833 [Lawler] He could have broken his back. 947 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:29,000 [JR] I think that's exactly what The Big Show would love to do. 948 00:49:30,533 --> 00:49:32,700 -Oh, the reversal. -[Lawler] Look out! Oh, man! 949 00:49:32,766 --> 00:49:34,733 That was like a trainwreck right there, JR. 950 00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:37,500 [JR] I tell you what, that was great leverage by Triple H again. 951 00:49:37,566 --> 00:49:39,666 Using The Big Show's own momentum. 952 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:42,133 [Lawler] That finally brought a smile to the face of DX there 953 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,766 with a very worried look. 954 00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:46,566 [JR] And another smart move by Triple H, breaking the count. 955 00:49:46,633 --> 00:49:48,533 He can't win the title by countout. 956 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,299 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh! Watch out here! -[JR] Oh, God! 957 00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:52,333 [Lawler] Look out! 958 00:49:53,799 --> 00:49:56,799 [JR] Oh, Triple H from behind. Just… 959 00:49:58,299 --> 00:50:02,000 Triple H, hell-bent on keeping that New Year's resolution now, 960 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,366 has got The Big Show on the concrete floor, 961 00:50:04,433 --> 00:50:06,933 hitting him as hard as he can right in the face. 962 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,233 [crowd clamoring] 963 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:14,233 The WWE Champion lying on this cold concrete. 964 00:50:16,866 --> 00:50:18,466 Oh, God! Come on! 965 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,433 Get 'em in the ring, ref, for God's sakes! 966 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,500 Helmsley got a… 967 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:27,866 Looking for that chair. 968 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:33,033 Taking The Show face-first right into the steel chair. 969 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,366 [referee] Come on, Hunter, get him up there! 970 00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:38,266 [JR] And talk about ringing the bell. 971 00:50:40,899 --> 00:50:44,100 King's headset has been knocked off in this melee. 972 00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:47,000 And the champion, now, in trouble 973 00:50:47,066 --> 00:50:49,866 thanks to that shortcut, a very drastic shortcut, 974 00:50:49,933 --> 00:50:52,866 taken by the challenger, Triple H. 975 00:50:57,933 --> 00:51:01,600 Big Show got his head down and reverses the Irish whip. 976 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:04,399 And… Oh, facebuster… 977 00:51:04,466 --> 00:51:06,833 -[Lawler] Am I on? -[JR] …from the challenger. You're on. 978 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,766 And a high knee. Triple H got the high knee. 979 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:13,266 Will that be enough to keep the champion down? 980 00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,433 Oh, look at that! Oh, my God, that's a lot of power! 981 00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:18,066 A lot of strength and power left 982 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:21,200 in this 500-pound World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 983 00:51:21,266 --> 00:51:23,433 -[Lawler] Can you hear me? -[JR] Yes, I can hear you. 984 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,299 [Lawler] JR almost got knocked out. 985 00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:29,466 [JR] I'll tell you what, that was… Talk about incoming. 986 00:51:29,533 --> 00:51:32,533 The 500-pounder came crashing right to the concrete. 987 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,733 -Look at the shoulder. -[Lawler] I'll tell ya-- 988 00:51:34,799 --> 00:51:36,733 [JR] He's taking those shots from Triple H, King. 989 00:51:36,799 --> 00:51:38,399 [Lawler] Last Thursday, I told you, 990 00:51:38,466 --> 00:51:41,733 those stitches are still on the top of Big Show's head. 991 00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:44,666 [JR] Oh, my God, head-butt! And down goes the challenger. 992 00:51:44,733 --> 00:51:46,500 [crowd cheering] 993 00:51:46,566 --> 00:51:48,366 Big Show, now, building the momentum. 994 00:51:48,433 --> 00:51:52,266 And look at the power and the strength, just manhandling the challenger. 995 00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,299 There's a cover! 996 00:51:53,366 --> 00:51:56,000 And… Oh! You saw how close that one was. 997 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,266 Less than half a count away. 998 00:51:59,733 --> 00:52:02,133 [Lawler] I think that proved… Proved to me, at least, 999 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,266 that DX is not gonna interfere. It can't get any closer than that. 1000 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,966 [JR] Another powerslam. This has gotta be it. 1001 00:52:08,033 --> 00:52:10,633 Oh, Triple H somehow, someway, 1002 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:13,033 was able to kick-out before the three count. 1003 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:15,666 [Lawler] I told you, he's The Game, JR. You gotta hand it to him. 1004 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,600 [JR] He's a great athlete. No doubt about it. 1005 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:20,766 -[Lawler] Anyone else would be pinned. -[JR] Big Show can't make any mistakes 1006 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:24,700 against a man the caliber, of the technical expertise, of Triple H. 1007 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:25,933 [crowd cheering] 1008 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,966 [Lawler] Look at the look on the face of Big Show. 1009 00:52:28,033 --> 00:52:30,899 -[JR] Here it comes. It's gonna be over! -[Lawler] He wants this bad! 1010 00:52:30,966 --> 00:52:33,133 [JR] The chokeslam! It's gonna be over! 1011 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,333 That's it! That's it! 1012 00:52:34,399 --> 00:52:36,299 [referee] Rope, rope, rope! 1013 00:52:36,366 --> 00:52:39,266 [JR] Triple H, too close to the ropes, 1014 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:44,066 and just a tactical error by The Big Show. 1015 00:52:44,133 --> 00:52:45,966 Triple H, too close to the ropes there, 1016 00:52:46,033 --> 00:52:48,299 or I guarantee you, that one would have been three. 1017 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,100 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, wait a minute. Don't tell me. 1018 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,700 [JR] Big Show, taking a high risk. Taking a chance here. 1019 00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:56,133 -Can't get too ahead of himself! -[Lawler] 500 pounds! No! 1020 00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,133 [JR] Nobody there! The Big Show wanted to deliver the elbow, 1021 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,133 and did so on the canvas. 1022 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,666 [Lawler] How did the ring remain standing, JR? 1023 00:53:04,733 --> 00:53:06,899 [JR] Every single of those ring posts just shook. 1024 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:09,200 Oh, wait a minute! Pedigree time! 1025 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,366 -[Lawler] No! -[JR] Too much power and strength 1026 00:53:12,433 --> 00:53:14,100 by the champion. 1027 00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:16,666 -[Lawler] Hey, look at this. -[JR] Here comes the DX. 1028 00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:18,066 I knew they were coming. 1029 00:53:18,133 --> 00:53:20,233 [Lawler] Wait a minute. He got stopped in his tracks. 1030 00:53:20,299 --> 00:53:22,366 -[crowd clamoring] -[JR] And the referee… 1031 00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:24,266 I don't know how much good it'll do you, ref. 1032 00:53:24,366 --> 00:53:27,266 [Lawler] X-Pac is being… 1033 00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,399 -Oh, no! -[JR] Big Show just caught Triple H! 1034 00:53:29,466 --> 00:53:31,133 Oh, low blow! 1035 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,833 [JR] There was a low blow to Triple H! 1036 00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:34,733 And, now, the Pedigree! 1037 00:53:34,799 --> 00:53:36,633 -The Pedigree! -[Lawler] He got it! He got it! 1038 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:39,933 [JR] Triple H with a low blow and, then, the Pedigree! 1039 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,166 Will that keep… Will that keep… 1040 00:53:42,233 --> 00:53:43,633 -[Lawler] He got it! -[bell rings] 1041 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:45,100 [JR] Triple H has done it! 1042 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,433 -Triple H has pinned The Big Show! -[Lawler] Unbelievable! 1043 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,133 -["My Time" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1044 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,200 -He did it all by himself, JR! -[Lilian] …Triple H. 1045 00:53:53,266 --> 00:53:57,966 Triple H has won the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship! 1046 00:53:58,033 --> 00:54:01,799 [JR] Triple H is the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion! 1047 00:54:02,966 --> 00:54:07,066 And whether we like it or not, he did it without the help of DX! 1048 00:54:07,799 --> 00:54:09,933 [Lawler] He is The Game, JR. 1049 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,500 -[fireworks exploding] -[Lawler shrieks] 1050 00:54:12,566 --> 00:54:15,266 -["My Time" continues playing] -[crowd cheering] 1051 00:54:15,899 --> 00:54:17,166 Look at this! 1052 00:54:17,233 --> 00:54:20,533 It's like New Year's all over again, JR! 1053 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,399 It's a celebration of the millennium! 1054 00:54:23,466 --> 00:54:25,266 [JR] Let's take another look. 1055 00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:27,899 Triple H, with the referee's back turned… 1056 00:54:27,966 --> 00:54:29,166 Look at the low blow. 1057 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:31,066 Boom! Right there, the low blow. 1058 00:54:31,133 --> 00:54:32,799 That bent The Big Show over. 1059 00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:34,333 And, then, it was a Pedigree. 1060 00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:35,933 And I don't care who you are, 1061 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,366 Big Show or not, you're not gonna get up from the Pedigree. 1062 00:54:39,433 --> 00:54:42,833 Triple H is the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion! 1063 00:54:42,899 --> 00:54:46,100 And what a hell of a way to start off the new millennium! 1064 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:49,000 [Lawler] What a hell of a celebration, JR! Look at this! 1065 00:54:49,066 --> 00:54:52,799 -["My Time" continues playing] -[crowd cheering] 1066 00:54:52,866 --> 00:54:56,066 It's raining DX in Miami! Look at this! This is great! 1067 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,133 -[JR] This DX celebration… -[Lawler] Oh, no! [laughs] 1068 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,166 [JR] …will last on into the night! 1069 00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:06,533 Look at the green and the black, the colors of DX. 1070 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,766 [Lawler] Happy new millennium! Happy new champion! 1071 00:55:12,433 --> 00:55:13,700 [JR] Man, I can't… 1072 00:55:13,766 --> 00:55:16,233 Well, I'll tell you what, if this is an omen-- 1073 00:55:16,299 --> 00:55:17,799 [Lawler] What do you mean, "An omen"? 1074 00:55:17,866 --> 00:55:20,066 It's the McMahon-Helmsley Era! Look at that! 1075 00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:22,833 [JR] Well, we've got a new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion! 1076 00:55:22,899 --> 00:55:24,600 He is Triple H! 1077 00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:27,733 And will this be leading to other things, 1078 00:55:27,799 --> 00:55:29,666 like The Rock getting fired tonight, 1079 00:55:29,733 --> 00:55:33,033 and that three-on-one Handicap Match against the DX? 1080 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:37,133 [Lawler] Well, let me just say that the McMahon-Helmsley Era, 1081 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,733 they are certainly… 1082 00:55:38,799 --> 00:55:42,333 I mean, they keep their word. It's their way or the highway. 1083 00:55:42,399 --> 00:55:44,666 This doesn't look good for The Rock tonight. 1084 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,833 But it's sure looks great for Triple H right now. 1085 00:55:47,899 --> 00:55:49,133 [JR] I can't believe it. 1086 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,266 Triple H has become the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1087 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:57,966 Triple H is once again the man! 1088 00:55:59,799 --> 00:56:01,066 [JR] We are back live on Raw, 1089 00:56:01,133 --> 00:56:03,433 and we have a new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1090 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,633 And look at the advantage here that Triple H gained. 1091 00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:09,600 Boom! The low blow, leading right into the Pedigree, King. 1092 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,000 That low blow was crucial. 1093 00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:13,433 [Lawler] Oh, JR, you can talk about advantages all you want. 1094 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,899 Triple H did it alone. He did it by himself. 1095 00:56:15,966 --> 00:56:17,766 There was no interference by DX. 1096 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,133 He got the one-two-three. 1097 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,733 He became the new WWE Champion. 1098 00:56:21,799 --> 00:56:25,966 And, JR, I watched the new millennium being ushered in all around the world, 1099 00:56:26,033 --> 00:56:29,266 but no celebration, anywhere in the world, equaled this one. 1100 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:32,633 This was the most heartwarming, heartfelt, wonderful celebration-- 1101 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,166 -[JR] Oh, God. -[Lawler] What? 1102 00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:35,933 [JR] You're making me sick. 1103 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,100 [Lawler] It was a great celebration! We got a new champion! 1104 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,466 [JR] Yeah, we sure do. 1105 00:56:40,533 --> 00:56:43,166 -And one that we can really be proud of. -[Lawler] Yes, yes! 1106 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,966 [JR] Well, here comes a young man that I think we can be proud of. 1107 00:56:46,033 --> 00:56:47,299 His name is Test, 1108 00:56:47,366 --> 00:56:51,600 and he has overcome a hell of a lot odds here in the last couple of months. 1109 00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:53,966 -["This is a Test" playing] -[Lilian] Introducing first, 1110 00:56:54,033 --> 00:56:58,000 weighing in at 282 pounds, Test! 1111 00:56:59,066 --> 00:57:01,533 [JR] Test will have tag team partners tonight. 1112 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,399 A couple of them, apparently. 1113 00:57:03,466 --> 00:57:07,633 But, man, he's been on a rough ride the last several months. 1114 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:11,833 Two months ago, we saw his nose get broken by DX, 1115 00:57:11,899 --> 00:57:13,866 a four-on-one attack. 1116 00:57:13,933 --> 00:57:15,833 [Lawler] Well, you know, they say, uh… 1117 00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:18,933 Something about the wrath of a woman scorned. 1118 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,633 All I can tell you is the fact that 1119 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:26,100 Stephanie no longer has pleasant feelings for this poor, young man, Test, 1120 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:28,399 and he has suffered ever since. 1121 00:57:28,466 --> 00:57:31,133 [JR] And, then, a month ago, Stephanie set up Test 1122 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,733 to get waylaid by DX. 1123 00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:36,566 And Test, still healing. Who's… 1124 00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:38,399 Way to go on the intercut. 1125 00:57:38,466 --> 00:57:40,866 [Lawler] Well, he's lucky here. He's gonna have… 1126 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,500 [JR] He's gonna have tag-team partners, 1127 00:57:43,566 --> 00:57:46,299 -whomever they may be. -[Lawler] Gonna have two partners. 1128 00:57:46,366 --> 00:57:49,066 [Lilian] …635 pounds, Prince Albert 1129 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:52,966 and the World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion, 1130 00:57:53,033 --> 00:57:55,566 The Big Boss Man! 1131 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,166 [JR] Well, it'll be the Big Boss Man and Prince Albert 1132 00:58:00,233 --> 00:58:02,766 opposing Test and his partners… 1133 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,666 ["Guard" playing] 1134 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:06,933 …whomever they may be. 1135 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,433 This match, again, setup by-- 1136 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:10,866 [Lilian] And Test's partners are… 1137 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,799 -The Fabulous Moolah. -[JR] What? 1138 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,399 -…and Mae Young! -[JR] Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 1139 00:58:17,466 --> 00:58:19,966 -[Lawler] What? -[Lilian] Being accompanied by 1140 00:58:20,033 --> 00:58:21,566 Sexual Chocolate and Harvey Wippleman. 1141 00:58:21,633 --> 00:58:23,366 [JR] Oh, come on! 1142 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:26,799 Here we go! Test, broken nose and all, 1143 00:58:26,866 --> 00:58:30,700 getting it on here with The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert. 1144 00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:35,700 This is supposed to be a Tag Team Handicap Match. 1145 00:58:36,966 --> 00:58:38,833 [Lawler] Oh, I guess it is. 1146 00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:42,033 [JR] Well, Mae and Moolah are the partners. 1147 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:45,700 I mean, what kind of cruel, cruel joke is that, 1148 00:58:45,766 --> 00:58:48,466 -perpetrated by Triple H and Stephanie? -[Lawler] Why? 1149 00:58:48,533 --> 00:58:50,933 Climb up on the ring there, you two old fossils. 1150 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,233 Help your partner. 1151 00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:54,266 Hey, they are, look. 1152 00:58:54,933 --> 00:58:57,866 -[JR] And of course, the love interest-- -[Lawler] Oh, no! We may see it! 1153 00:58:58,899 --> 00:59:00,200 [JR] Oh, Mae… 1154 00:59:01,899 --> 00:59:03,966 [Lawler laughing] Oh, she did it! 1155 00:59:04,033 --> 00:59:06,133 [JR] Mae, with her own version of the Bronco Buster-- 1156 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,299 -[Lawler] Whoa, look out. -[JR] And Prince Albert… 1157 00:59:08,366 --> 00:59:12,200 -[Lawler] He's got her. -[JR] …pulling Mae off The Boss Man. 1158 00:59:12,266 --> 00:59:15,133 And the Boss Man just knocked down Moolah. 1159 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,333 [Lawler] They're gonna need about a quart of Absorbine Senior after this match. 1160 00:59:18,399 --> 00:59:19,866 [JR] Oh, look out! 1161 00:59:21,666 --> 00:59:23,933 Prince Albert just ripped that nose covering, 1162 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,200 that protective covering off Test's face. 1163 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,533 -[Lawler] Look at… -[JR] Oh, don't look. 1164 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,733 Oh! 1165 00:59:31,799 --> 00:59:35,299 Double team there by Prince Albert and The Big Show. 1166 00:59:35,366 --> 00:59:39,633 And Test, showing you all the guts that a guy can have, trying to fight back. 1167 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:41,533 Oh, look out there. 1168 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,633 Man, would this be an embarrassment for The Boss Man and Prince Albert, 1169 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:48,899 to lose the Test, Moolah, and Mae? 1170 00:59:48,966 --> 00:59:51,366 [Lawler] I don't know, but Moolah and Mae will have to get up 1171 00:59:51,433 --> 00:59:54,100 -and do their part now. -[JR] Nice powerslam. 1172 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,433 [Lawler] Mark Henry accompanying Mae and, 1173 00:59:56,500 --> 01:00:00,066 of course, Harvey Wippleman with Moolah, his new main squeeze. 1174 01:00:00,133 --> 01:00:01,266 Oh, look out, Test! 1175 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:03,766 [JR] Test going up top, and just got nailed. 1176 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,133 Teddy Long didn't see it, but Test got nailed 1177 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,766 with a nightstick by The Boss Man. 1178 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:11,033 -The scissors kick by Prince Albert. -[Lawler] Oh! 1179 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,100 -And that's the three. -[bell rings] 1180 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,566 [Lawler] The referee didn't see it 'cause his back was to it, 1181 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:18,899 and Moolah and Mae Young didn't see it 'cause they don't have their trifocals on. 1182 01:00:18,966 --> 01:00:21,166 ["Guard" playing] 1183 01:00:21,233 --> 01:00:24,366 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. Look at this. -[JR] Mark Henry in. 1184 01:00:24,433 --> 01:00:28,566 Mark Henry, trying to help Test, 1185 01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:30,133 but Mark Henry may pay for that. 1186 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,133 [Lawler] Got it in the back with that nightstick. 1187 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,399 -Oh, look at Harvey! -[JR] Harvey took his shirt off 1188 01:00:34,466 --> 01:00:37,000 like he was gonna fight somebody, for God's sakes! 1189 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,533 And… Oh, Test! Ran right through The Boss Man and Prince Albert! 1190 01:00:43,233 --> 01:00:47,000 And the two men that got the victory are rolling out of here. 1191 01:00:47,899 --> 01:00:49,299 [crowd clamoring] 1192 01:00:49,366 --> 01:00:50,500 Look at this. 1193 01:00:51,533 --> 01:00:54,666 Test, you talk about a guy who's been dealt a bad hand. 1194 01:00:54,733 --> 01:00:58,000 [Lawler] Look at Moolah. She's carrying Harvey Wippleman! 1195 01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,633 I think they're heading for another one of those double dates. 1196 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:04,933 [JR] Well, all I know is that, right here in Miami tonight, 1197 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,200 The Rock's gotta take on three men. 1198 01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:11,933 The Rock's gonna take on DX, The New Age Outlaws and The Road Dogg. 1199 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,766 And if The Rock doesn't win that match tonight, King, 1200 01:01:14,833 --> 01:01:16,433 The Rock's gonna be fired. 1201 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:20,233 He's gonna be fired right here tonight in his own hometown, 1202 01:01:22,133 --> 01:01:24,933 [Stephanie] I'd like to make a toast to the McMahon-Helmsley Era 1203 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:29,266 and the new WWE Champion, Triple H! 1204 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:31,066 [all cheering] 1205 01:01:31,133 --> 01:01:33,700 [whooping] 1206 01:01:33,766 --> 01:01:35,899 -[Stephanie laughs] -[cheering] 1207 01:01:35,966 --> 01:01:37,200 I knew you'd do it! 1208 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:40,733 [JR] Well, The Big Show leaving the arena disconsolate. 1209 01:01:40,799 --> 01:01:44,299 He has nothing to be ashamed of. There'll be another day for that big man. 1210 01:01:44,366 --> 01:01:47,700 And I got the feeling, King, that this is only the beginning, not the end, 1211 01:01:47,766 --> 01:01:49,766 of The Big Show and Triple H. 1212 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:52,833 [cheering and singing] 1213 01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:01,399 [Lawler] Well, the celebration continues there 1214 01:02:01,466 --> 01:02:04,299 in the locker room with DX, and rightfully so. 1215 01:02:04,366 --> 01:02:06,733 -We got a new champion, JR. -[JR] And remember the… 1216 01:02:06,799 --> 01:02:09,200 Yes, we do, unfortunately. You don't have to remind me. 1217 01:02:09,266 --> 01:02:12,466 [Lilian] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 1218 01:02:12,533 --> 01:02:17,566 Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 695 pounds… 1219 01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:21,133 [JR] Hey, wait a minute. The Posse, from behind! 1220 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,666 Bradshaw and Faarooq made a comment, a flippant remark, 1221 01:02:24,733 --> 01:02:27,500 that they could fight The Posse with one arm tied behind them. 1222 01:02:27,566 --> 01:02:29,700 And Triple H and Stephanie took that 1223 01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:33,933 to the literal interpretation. And we got a match here. 1224 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,033 The three members of The Posse against the two members of The Acolytes. 1225 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:41,066 And The Acolytes, both got one of their arms restrained. 1226 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:43,933 [Lawler] Be careful what you ask for, JR. You just might get it. 1227 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,500 They say they can handle the Posse-- 1228 01:02:45,566 --> 01:02:48,333 [JR] Hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait! Here are The Dudleys! 1229 01:02:48,399 --> 01:02:51,399 -[Lawler] What are they doing out here? -[JR] Bubba Ray and D-Von! 1230 01:02:51,466 --> 01:02:52,833 And… Oh, come on. 1231 01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:55,566 This is… This is almost like a setup. 1232 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,366 -[Lawler] Almost? -[JR] Oh! 1233 01:02:57,433 --> 01:03:01,166 Bradshaw with his one arm tied behind him. 1234 01:03:02,399 --> 01:03:05,000 And, now, look at… It's five-on-two! 1235 01:03:05,066 --> 01:03:07,666 -[bell ringing] -This is a five-on-two assault! 1236 01:03:07,733 --> 01:03:11,266 [Lawler] Well, The Posse and The Dudleys are determined to destroy The Acolytes. 1237 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:13,200 [JR] Yeah, so are The Outlaws and DX. 1238 01:03:13,266 --> 01:03:16,033 Because of… The Acolytes meet The Outlaws 1239 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:19,266 at the Royal Rumble in less than three weeks. 1240 01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:21,533 -[Lawler] Man! -[JR] Right into the… 1241 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,666 [Lawler] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. 1242 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:27,333 [JR] No Man's Land off the top by D-Von Dudley. 1243 01:03:27,399 --> 01:03:28,833 And, now, look at The Posse. 1244 01:03:28,899 --> 01:03:32,733 They've taken off their leather belts and they're whippin' The Acolytes, 1245 01:03:32,799 --> 01:03:34,766 like the The Acolytes are government mules! 1246 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,633 -[Lawler] Man! -[indistinct shouting] 1247 01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:38,899 -[JR] Oh, man! -[Lawler] I've never seen this before. 1248 01:03:38,966 --> 01:03:41,466 I've never seen The Acolytes get whipped like this. 1249 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,766 And, now, you know what? Speaking of government mules, 1250 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:46,600 they're like government mules in a hailstorm. 1251 01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:49,200 All they can do is sit there and take it. 1252 01:03:49,266 --> 01:03:50,500 ["Posse" playing] 1253 01:03:50,566 --> 01:03:51,933 [JR] Boy, The Acolytes… 1254 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,066 You talk about some payback. 1255 01:03:55,133 --> 01:03:59,100 The Dudleys with a steel chair and the assault. 1256 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:03,933 And, then, The Posse just taking those straps and lashing the bodies 1257 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,066 -of Bradshaw and Faarooq. -[Lawler] Hey, hey, hey! 1258 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:08,600 Hey, you need to give those Dudley Boyz a bonus, 1259 01:04:08,666 --> 01:04:11,166 with what just went on there. [laughs] 1260 01:04:11,233 --> 01:04:13,066 -They deserve a bonus. -[laughing] 1261 01:04:13,133 --> 01:04:15,366 -Looks pretty good on you. -Oh, thank you. 1262 01:04:15,433 --> 01:04:18,666 [JR] My God. What else can happen here tonight? 1263 01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:21,466 [drumroll] 1264 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,933 -[JR] We are… The heck is this? -[Lawler] What in the world? 1265 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000 -[JR] …back live on Raw and… -[drumroll continues] 1266 01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:34,333 Ladies and gentlemen, D-Generation X proudly presents 1267 01:04:34,399 --> 01:04:39,899 the epic film, Have A Bad Day! 1268 01:04:40,866 --> 01:04:43,133 -[JR] What? -[Lawler] Epic film? 1269 01:04:44,233 --> 01:04:46,066 ["Break It Down" playing] 1270 01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:48,466 [Lawler] It's a movie? 1271 01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:01,333 [Triple H] Yeah, I can't do nothing with that stage act. 1272 01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:04,266 Next. 1273 01:05:05,466 --> 01:05:07,066 Hello, my name's Mankind. 1274 01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:09,033 Hey, welcome to the unemployment office, kid. 1275 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:11,000 I'm Harry, Harry Sacks. 1276 01:05:11,066 --> 01:05:12,733 Nice to meet you, Mr. Sacks. 1277 01:05:12,799 --> 01:05:14,933 Yeah. All right, kid. 1278 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,933 Just give it to me here. What kind of skills you got? What do you do? 1279 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,933 Well, I can jump off of a cage onto a table. 1280 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,666 -Cage. -I can get hit in the head 37 times 1281 01:05:23,733 --> 01:05:25,799 -with a chair and not have any… -Chair. 1282 01:05:25,866 --> 01:05:29,100 …not have any… not have any damage. 1283 01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:33,866 Uh, I can get hit in the head with a chair 37 times and not have… 1284 01:05:34,366 --> 01:05:36,000 All right. Hey. All right. Hold on now, 1285 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,033 'cause you're repeating yourself like a moron. 1286 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,633 Let me help you out here. 1287 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,933 It goes like this. Kid, I've seen your act on TV. 1288 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 -Oh, well, good. -Quite frankly… 1289 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,533 -you're horrible. -Horrible? 1290 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,633 -You stank. -Stank? 1291 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:49,366 -You're stinking the joint up. -What? 1292 01:05:49,433 --> 01:05:51,666 That McMahon-Helmsley Era, they did everybody a favor. 1293 01:05:51,733 --> 01:05:53,966 They did all the fans a favor. They got rid of you. 1294 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:56,066 You're killing the product, son. 1295 01:05:56,133 --> 01:05:58,500 -Well, I-- -Let's face it, you're a sellout. 1296 01:05:58,566 --> 01:06:02,600 You don't do any hardcore anymore. You don't fall off cages. 1297 01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:05,666 -You don't take chair shots anymore-- -I got a family to think of now. 1298 01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:07,166 You're basically a Muppet. 1299 01:06:07,233 --> 01:06:10,066 You walking around with a sock in your hand, making stupid jokes. 1300 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,933 It's in my pants, it's not in my hand. 1301 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 Kid, I gotta put it to you this way… 1302 01:06:15,033 --> 01:06:17,600 even if you had any skills, I ain't got nothing for you. 1303 01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:20,033 Oh, please! Please, Mr. Sack! Please! 1304 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,533 There's gotta be something you can do for me. 1305 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,433 -You are pathetic. -I am not pathetic. 1306 01:06:26,133 --> 01:06:28,066 You got something on… I am not pathetic! 1307 01:06:28,133 --> 01:06:30,066 I… I'll do anything. I don't care. 1308 01:06:30,133 --> 01:06:31,433 Kid, you're pathetic. 1309 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,399 Now, get out of my office before I beat your ass like Triple H did. 1310 01:06:34,466 --> 01:06:36,733 Oh, not another beating. Please, please… 1311 01:06:37,799 --> 01:06:40,933 [JR] And we are back live here, ladies and gentlemen, on Raw. 1312 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,533 Are you ready for a Steel Cage Match-Up? 1313 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,533 [Lawler] What about this? Steel cage… Uh-oh. 1314 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,000 ["Loaded" playing] 1315 01:06:48,066 --> 01:06:51,966 [JR] And what about that hideous film, Have a Bad Day? 1316 01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:54,899 [Lawler] What do you mean, "Hideous film"? 1317 01:06:54,966 --> 01:06:57,299 -[JR] It's pretty self-explanatory. -[Lawler] It was epic. 1318 01:06:57,366 --> 01:07:00,266 [Lilian] The following contest is a Steel Cage Match. 1319 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:02,033 Making his way to the ring, 1320 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:05,166 being accompanied by Terri and his brother, Matt, 1321 01:07:05,233 --> 01:07:08,566 weighing in at 217 pounds, 1322 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:11,533 Jeff Hardy! 1323 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,066 [Lawler] Wow. 1324 01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:16,466 Tonight, JR, Raw is War is brought to you by 1325 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:19,133 the motor oil that provides maximum protection, 1326 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,766 Castrol GTX. Drive Hard! 1327 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:23,766 [JR] And by Burger King! 1328 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:26,433 When you have it your way, it just tastes better. 1329 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,266 [Lawler] Yeah! And by PhoneFree.com. 1330 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:31,966 Free long-distance calls over the internet! 1331 01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:36,566 [JR] Well, we got a cage match-up here. 1332 01:07:36,633 --> 01:07:39,000 It's gonna be Jeff Hardy against Al Snow. 1333 01:07:39,066 --> 01:07:41,399 And, King, I smell a rat. 1334 01:07:41,466 --> 01:07:44,100 -[Lawler] Huh? -[JR] I smell a McMahon-Helmsley. 1335 01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:45,233 [Lawler] What do you mean? 1336 01:07:45,966 --> 01:07:48,033 [JR] Well, let's face it, 1337 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,566 Triple H has already become the WWE Champion tonight. 1338 01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:53,033 -[Lawler] Right and he's busy celebrating. -[JR] Right. 1339 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:56,600 [JR] He's made a bogus film making fun of Mick Foley 1340 01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:58,633 getting fired last Monday night, 1341 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,066 which I don't find to be humorous at all. 1342 01:08:01,133 --> 01:08:02,966 What do you mean, "Bogus film"? 1343 01:08:03,033 --> 01:08:05,833 Look out, Titanic! Have a Bad Day is liable to be… 1344 01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:09,399 I mean, the box office match of the millennium. 1345 01:08:09,466 --> 01:08:11,899 [JR] And, then, Triple H came up with the brilliant idea 1346 01:08:11,966 --> 01:08:14,633 to have The Rock take on three members of DX. 1347 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:16,266 Oh, there's Al Snow. 1348 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,833 And if Rock doesn't win, 1349 01:08:17,899 --> 01:08:20,566 he's fired here tonight in The Rock's own hometown. 1350 01:08:20,633 --> 01:08:22,333 And, now, this. 1351 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,033 [Lawler] Oh, look at this. 1352 01:08:25,099 --> 01:08:27,166 -[JR] Al Snow… Oh! -[Lawler] Uh-oh! Oh! 1353 01:08:27,233 --> 01:08:29,866 [JR] Just slamming the door shut right on Jeff Hardy. 1354 01:08:29,933 --> 01:08:35,099 What Al Snow wants to do here is slam the door shut on Jeff's career. 1355 01:08:35,899 --> 01:08:40,399 Al Snow intended to do that last Thursday night on SmackDown, 1356 01:08:40,466 --> 01:08:41,899 looking for a bonus. 1357 01:08:41,966 --> 01:08:43,899 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] What a shot there. 1358 01:08:43,966 --> 01:08:46,666 Looking for a bonus from the McMahon-Helmsley Era. 1359 01:08:47,899 --> 01:08:51,466 And you gotta believe that DX may be giving Al Snow 1360 01:08:51,533 --> 01:08:53,599 -a second chance here… -[Lawler] Oh, no, watch it! 1361 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,800 [JR] …to collect that bonus. Hey, what's he doing? 1362 01:08:55,866 --> 01:08:57,399 -What the heck is… -[crowd cheering] 1363 01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:01,066 Al Snow just shovin' Terri into the steel cage! 1364 01:09:01,133 --> 01:09:02,933 [Lawler] I don't think Al quite understands 1365 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,500 the concept of this cage match stuff. 1366 01:09:05,566 --> 01:09:10,766 [JR] Al Snow assaulted a recovering Matt Hardy. 1367 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,866 [Lawler] What's he got Terri in there for? 1368 01:09:12,933 --> 01:09:14,266 [JR] Al just pulled something… 1369 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:17,933 [JR] He just pulled a steel chain out of his tights, did Al Snow. 1370 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,833 [Lawler] He's… he's using it to lock the cage! 1371 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:25,166 We got a steel cage. We got a bunch of steel in… 1372 01:09:25,233 --> 01:09:26,366 Well… Look at this! 1373 01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:30,666 [JR] Well, the way you win this match, I'm informed, is by pinfall, submission, 1374 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:32,433 or escaping the cage. 1375 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,466 But with that door chained shut, 1376 01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:37,366 nobody's gonna escape the cage through the door. 1377 01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:39,966 [Lawler] Why's Terri in there? Look at this! 1378 01:09:40,033 --> 01:09:41,166 [JR] Al Snow is… 1379 01:09:41,233 --> 01:09:42,300 Oh, look out. 1380 01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:45,066 Jeff Hardy, looking for the pin there. 1381 01:09:45,133 --> 01:09:47,800 -Al Snow's a… He's a lunatic! -[Lawler] Oh. 1382 01:09:47,866 --> 01:09:49,899 -[JR] He's… -[Lawler] Terri, get out of there. 1383 01:09:49,966 --> 01:09:51,733 That's dangerous for her to even be in there. 1384 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,466 [JR] Doggone right, it's dangerous! And I don't know 1385 01:09:54,533 --> 01:09:58,300 if Terri can fit through that little crack in that door or not. I don't think so. 1386 01:09:58,366 --> 01:10:02,233 But Al Snow's not gonna give anybody the opportunity to find out. 1387 01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:05,833 Al Snow is a changed man. 1388 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,433 Al Snow's a guy that thought it was very humorous 1389 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,633 that his former best friend, Mick Foley, 1390 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,800 got fired last Monday night on Raw. 1391 01:10:12,866 --> 01:10:14,666 [Lawler] Now, what's Al Snow doing? 1392 01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:20,066 [JR] Al Snow looks to be trying to expose the top turnbuckle. 1393 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,466 There's nothing but steel underneath those pads. 1394 01:10:22,533 --> 01:10:25,266 [Lawler] JR, why did he put Terri… Why is she in there? 1395 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:29,966 [JR] How can you use logic with an illogical person like Al Snow? 1396 01:10:30,033 --> 01:10:32,266 -I don't know the answer to that. -[Lawler] Oh, my God! 1397 01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:36,099 -[JR] Al Snow, trying to figure out the-- -[Lawler] Can I get in there? 1398 01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:38,599 [JR] If you climb over the top, have at it. 1399 01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:41,966 Get somebody to come down here and cut the chain off, too. 1400 01:10:42,033 --> 01:10:43,599 Hard Irish hit by Jeff Hardy. 1401 01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:46,466 -[Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. -[JR] And Al Snow caught Jeff, 1402 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:50,333 and dropped Jeff Hardy straight south, face-first, into the top turnbuckle. 1403 01:10:52,066 --> 01:10:54,133 Terri Runnels is in this cage and… 1404 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:57,333 Boy, she is not dressed for combat, shall we say, 1405 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,900 nor does she have any business being in the ring. 1406 01:10:59,966 --> 01:11:03,300 Terri's scared to death. That was a scoop slam by Al Snow, 1407 01:11:03,366 --> 01:11:07,333 the guy who thought it was great that Mick Foley got fired. 1408 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,233 And, now, I guess he's trying to… Oh! 1409 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,500 That's exactly what Al Snow… 1410 01:11:10,566 --> 01:11:12,966 King, you saw it first-hand Thursday night on SmackDown-- 1411 01:11:13,033 --> 01:11:15,200 [Lawler] Hey, hey, hey, look at this! What's she doing? 1412 01:11:15,266 --> 01:11:16,966 -[JR] Well, she's-- -[Lawler] Ooh! 1413 01:11:17,033 --> 01:11:18,700 Fingernails to the back! 1414 01:11:18,766 --> 01:11:21,866 [JR] Oh, come on, Al! Don't you even think about that, mister! 1415 01:11:21,933 --> 01:11:23,833 [Lawler] Apparently, that would feel good when-- 1416 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:25,599 [JR] Come on! Oh! 1417 01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:30,133 Oh, Matt Hardy just got his fingers cracked from that steel chair. 1418 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,233 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] And a dropkick by Jeff, 1419 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:34,966 shoving that chair right back to the face of Al Snow. 1420 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,466 Jeff Hardy trying to climb the cage. 1421 01:11:39,533 --> 01:11:41,666 The boy got his fingers busted. 1422 01:11:41,733 --> 01:11:44,866 [Lawler] I'm not really understanding what the heck Al Snow-- 1423 01:11:44,933 --> 01:11:46,933 [JR] Jeff Hardy, trying to escape the cage. 1424 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,200 He can win the match this way. 1425 01:11:48,266 --> 01:11:50,766 [Lawler] Yeah, but you don't wanna get out and leave Terri by-- 1426 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:52,599 [JR] Jeff, goin' over the top! 1427 01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,466 Al Snow, trying to save… 1428 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,400 his own self here. What's… 1429 01:11:57,466 --> 01:11:59,566 Wait a minute. Oh, no. Jeff Hardy, 1430 01:11:59,633 --> 01:12:01,099 he's in a precarious position. 1431 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:04,400 My God! My God, what a slam! Right off the top of the cage. 1432 01:12:04,466 --> 01:12:05,900 [Lawler] That is it. 1433 01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:08,000 [JR] Good God, a career-ending move right there, 1434 01:12:08,066 --> 01:12:09,633 maybe for both men! 1435 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:12,099 [Lawler] Look at how sadistic Al Snow is here 1436 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,700 with this shot on the fingers. 1437 01:12:14,766 --> 01:12:16,133 Oh, my God! 1438 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,000 [JR] And, then, we saw… 1439 01:12:19,066 --> 01:12:20,366 This was amazing. 1440 01:12:21,233 --> 01:12:23,800 Al Snow with a slam dropping Matt… 1441 01:12:23,866 --> 01:12:26,900 Jeff Hardy, rather, right off the top of the cage. 1442 01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:31,333 Terri's gotta be scared to death in there with this lunatic, Al Snow. 1443 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,300 [Lawler] Oh, look at that! 1444 01:12:33,366 --> 01:12:35,333 Al Snow looked like he was going for a powerbomb, 1445 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,566 but went face-first. And, now, using that steel chair, 1446 01:12:38,633 --> 01:12:42,466 right into the heart, right into the ribs of Jeff Hardy, 1447 01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:45,333 in a match that can only be won by pinfall, submission, 1448 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,200 or escaping the cage! 1449 01:12:48,366 --> 01:12:53,099 DX, you know, the McMahon-Helmsley Era, got everything to do with this match-up. 1450 01:12:54,366 --> 01:12:56,366 This match just didn't happen. 1451 01:12:56,433 --> 01:12:58,400 'Cause Stephanie and Triple H are in control. 1452 01:12:58,466 --> 01:13:00,733 [Lawler] They're busy celebrating. 1453 01:13:01,766 --> 01:13:04,166 -[JR] Well… -[Lawler] This is Al Snow's sick mind. 1454 01:13:04,233 --> 01:13:07,500 [JR] Well, they may be celebrating now, but they were scheming 1455 01:13:07,566 --> 01:13:11,866 and plotting earlier today, were Triple H and his little bride, Stephanie. 1456 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:14,500 Yeah, no doubt that The Outlaws 1457 01:13:14,566 --> 01:13:18,266 wanna eliminate any great tag team in the WWE. 1458 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:21,433 You've seen the MO, like they tried to eliminate The Acolytes. 1459 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,966 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] And, now, The Hardys. 1460 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:25,900 Great spinning heel kick by Jeff Hardy, 1461 01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:31,099 knocking down Al Snow in this very unorthodox Steel Cage Match. 1462 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,166 [Lawler] I don't think Matt can even try to climb up there. His fingers are… 1463 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,533 [JR] Fingers could be broken, or jammed, cracked, whatever. 1464 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:45,933 Al Snow looking for the right hand, but Jeff Hardy, able to block it. 1465 01:13:46,866 --> 01:13:48,666 And, now, Jeff fighting back. 1466 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:54,766 All set for the ride high… Oh, nice. 1467 01:13:54,833 --> 01:13:58,533 High back body drop. Great elevation there by Jeff Hardy on Al Snow. 1468 01:13:58,599 --> 01:13:59,900 And Jeff Hardy… 1469 01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,933 either have to pin Al Snow make him submit, 1470 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:06,766 or climb over the top of the cage to win this match-up. 1471 01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:11,966 [Lawler] Well, once again, looks like Jeff Hardy's trying to take the high road, 1472 01:14:12,033 --> 01:14:14,400 climb over the cage. But I just gotta wonder, 1473 01:14:14,466 --> 01:14:17,700 what if he does get out? That's gonna leave Al Snow inside… Oh. 1474 01:14:17,766 --> 01:14:19,400 …inside with Terri. 1475 01:14:19,466 --> 01:14:21,833 [JR] These Hardys know no fear. 1476 01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:24,233 First obligation is to win the match. 1477 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:30,966 Snow, just aggressively, uncaringly, driving Jeff Hardy's face, 1478 01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:33,033 his head, into the cage. 1479 01:14:33,099 --> 01:14:36,033 [Lawler] There's no way to know what's going through the mind of Al Snow-- 1480 01:14:36,099 --> 01:14:38,400 -[JR] Well, he's an idiot. -[Lawler] Oh! 1481 01:14:38,466 --> 01:14:41,800 [JR] Al Snow using Jeff Hardy like a javelin. 1482 01:14:41,866 --> 01:14:44,533 [Lawler] What do you think is going through the mind of The Rock, 1483 01:14:44,599 --> 01:14:48,400 knowing that within the next 30 minutes, he could be fired, 1484 01:14:48,466 --> 01:14:50,800 he could lose his job here at the WWE. 1485 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:54,500 [JR] I don't see, sort of a miracle, The Rock not getting fired here tonight, 1486 01:14:54,566 --> 01:14:58,033 because I don't think The Rock can beat three members of DX. 1487 01:14:58,099 --> 01:15:00,099 [crowd clamoring] 1488 01:15:02,166 --> 01:15:03,099 Jeff Hardy… Oh! 1489 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:06,466 [Lawler] Look at that. He used Snow's body as a springboard! He's out! 1490 01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:08,233 [JR] Jeff Hardy over the cage! 1491 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:11,066 -And Jeff Hardy has won the match! -[bell dings] 1492 01:15:11,133 --> 01:15:13,766 -["Loaded" playing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh, JR. 1493 01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:17,700 [Lilian] Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy! 1494 01:15:17,766 --> 01:15:19,433 [Lawler] Now, look… 1495 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,900 I told you, Terri's stuck in there with his idiot. 1496 01:15:21,966 --> 01:15:25,633 [JR] Terri is trapped in the cage! Terri is trying to climb out! 1497 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:28,466 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] And Al Snow grabbing Terri. 1498 01:15:29,866 --> 01:15:34,633 And… Wait, Jeff Hardy's in the cage! Matt Hardy, with a steel chair! 1499 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,233 Matt Hardy came over the top of the cage and grabbed that steel chair 1500 01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:41,000 that Al Snow brought in. 1501 01:15:41,066 --> 01:15:43,099 [crowd jeering] 1502 01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:45,933 And… And Matt Hardy… 1503 01:15:47,466 --> 01:15:50,000 messed up fingers and hands and all… 1504 01:15:51,566 --> 01:15:53,900 has gotta get Terri out of harm's way here. 1505 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:56,300 -[Lawler] There they go! -[JR] …after his brother, Jeff, 1506 01:15:56,366 --> 01:15:57,866 has won this match-up, 1507 01:15:57,933 --> 01:16:02,433 I guess there'll be no DX bonus for Al Snow tonight. 1508 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,500 ["Loaded" playing] 1509 01:16:07,866 --> 01:16:09,500 [Lawler] Can't believe it. 1510 01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:12,833 [JR] Al Snow is a sick human being. 1511 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:16,766 He's… He's gone. 1512 01:16:17,466 --> 01:16:20,900 Al Snow, you can see… see his words, "It's not over." 1513 01:16:20,966 --> 01:16:22,300 [drumroll] 1514 01:16:22,366 --> 01:16:25,200 -[Lawler] Hey. -[JR] What is this? 1515 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:29,033 -My God, it's The Fink again. -Ladies and gentlemen, 1516 01:16:29,133 --> 01:16:33,300 the story continues, as DX presents 1517 01:16:33,366 --> 01:16:38,333 part two of Have a Bad Day! 1518 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,266 [Lawler] It's like the Star Wars trilogy. 1519 01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,033 ["Break It Down" playing] 1520 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,966 We've got a sequel already, JR! 1521 01:16:53,733 --> 01:16:55,266 Told you it was an epic 1522 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,166 [in exaggerated Japanese accent] Hey, who the hell are you? 1523 01:17:01,233 --> 01:17:05,033 What? I'm Mankind. I came here, I saw this children's hospital was open, 1524 01:17:05,099 --> 01:17:08,066 and I was just, you know, looking for some children to entertain 1525 01:17:08,133 --> 01:17:10,733 because I'm really good at that. Like, I even got a balloon. 1526 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:15,099 You are Mankind? You are fat loser. You, guy, got fire on TV. 1527 01:17:15,166 --> 01:17:18,599 Yeah, I got fired. But, I mean, I can still entertain people. 1528 01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:20,466 Listen here. You cannot be here. 1529 01:17:20,533 --> 01:17:24,233 I am Dr. Hung Lo, I call security if you not leave. 1530 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,933 Did you say, "Dr. Hung Lo"? 1531 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,233 Me, Hung Lo. Hey, you know that guy, Triple H? 1532 01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:30,800 Yeah, I know Triple H. 1533 01:17:30,866 --> 01:17:33,866 Him over, big-time. Over. He huge. 1534 01:17:33,933 --> 01:17:36,333 You get him come, you come see kid anytime want. 1535 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:39,566 Well, okay… Hey, wait a minute! He's the guy that fired me. 1536 01:17:39,633 --> 01:17:42,300 And I'm going in there, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1537 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:43,800 Hey, you… 1538 01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:46,800 I'm come over desk. I stop you! 1539 01:17:48,066 --> 01:17:50,933 [grunting] 1540 01:17:54,466 --> 01:17:56,966 Oh, mercy. 1541 01:17:57,033 --> 01:18:00,733 Never mess with the Hung Lo. Now, you get the fat ass out of here. 1542 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,333 You a loser. 1543 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,666 Don't come back without Triple H either. 1544 01:18:06,866 --> 01:18:08,400 [JR] We are back live on Raw, and… 1545 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,033 [Lawler] What the… What is that? 1546 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,866 Uh-oh. 1547 01:18:14,566 --> 01:18:16,833 [JR] What are they… What… What's going on? 1548 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,766 Well, we know what went on earlier tonight. 1549 01:18:20,366 --> 01:18:22,633 Triple H laid it down, ladies and gentlemen. 1550 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:27,500 Tonight is going to be a three-on-one Handicap Match. DX versus The Rock. 1551 01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:31,766 And if The Rock doesn't win, right here in Miami, in his hometown, 1552 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:36,133 then The Rock is gonna be fired here tonight, on the spot. 1553 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,700 [Lawler] And what we saw earlier was a little preview 1554 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:43,066 of what The Rock is gonna be expecting from the three members of DX. 1555 01:18:43,133 --> 01:18:46,800 A three-on-one Handicap You're Fired Match! 1556 01:18:46,866 --> 01:18:49,333 Rock, I don't feel comfortable about this match. 1557 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,500 I would sure hate to see you get fired. 1558 01:18:51,566 --> 01:18:53,800 God! I don't feel good about that, Rock. 1559 01:18:53,866 --> 01:18:56,166 Rock, I'm worried, too, you know. Good luck. 1560 01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:58,900 -We're sure gonna miss you, Rock. -I hate it. 1561 01:18:58,966 --> 01:19:00,366 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1562 01:19:00,433 --> 01:19:03,266 You two jabronis should know your roles and shut your mouth! 1563 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,300 The Rock says this, you have enough nerve and gall 1564 01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:07,166 to come in and say you're gonna miss The Rock? 1565 01:19:07,233 --> 01:19:10,366 The Rock is The People's Champion, which means he's not going anywhere. 1566 01:19:10,433 --> 01:19:12,466 The Rock says, Triple H, bring 'em all on! 1567 01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,966 Bring the entire roody poo crew on. 1568 01:19:15,033 --> 01:19:16,400 You keep popping your chops, 1569 01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:19,200 The Rock will slap the yellow off your teeth just like that. 1570 01:19:19,266 --> 01:19:22,133 Who let you two jabronis in The Rock's locker room anyway? 1571 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,900 Told you this wasn't a good plan. 1572 01:19:23,966 --> 01:19:25,266 That was your idea. 1573 01:19:26,133 --> 01:19:29,500 Easy on that champagne, Road. You guys got two objectives tonight. 1574 01:19:29,566 --> 01:19:31,566 [Triple H] First you're gonna kick his ass 1575 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:33,200 and, then, we're gonna fire him. 1576 01:19:33,266 --> 01:19:34,666 -[laughing] -Yeah! 1577 01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:37,500 [Triple H] Now, you guys go out there and hand it to him. 1578 01:19:37,566 --> 01:19:39,533 -All right? -All the more reason to drink. 1579 01:19:39,599 --> 01:19:41,000 Rocky's getting fired. 1580 01:19:41,466 --> 01:19:43,500 [drumroll] 1581 01:19:43,566 --> 01:19:46,800 -[JR] Oh, great. Here we go. -[Lawler] What's this? More movie? 1582 01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:48,233 [JR] Get the hook, will ya? 1583 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:50,933 [Lawler] What you talking about? Give me some popcorn! 1584 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:55,233 And, now, ladies and gentlemen, we return to part three 1585 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:59,166 of that cinematic masterpiece, 1586 01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:02,133 Have a Bad Day! 1587 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,433 -[JR] Please. -[Finkel] Finale, ladies and gentlemen. 1588 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:09,666 ["Break It Down" playing] 1589 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,033 [Lawler] Shut up! I hate people that talk in movies. 1590 01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,300 [JR] This isn't a movie. 1591 01:20:24,566 --> 01:20:27,833 Hello? Where is everybody? 1592 01:20:34,599 --> 01:20:37,433 [in exaggerated Southern accent] Hey, boy. My name's B. B. Dalton. 1593 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,599 -It's good to meet you, Dalton. -How you doin'? 1594 01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:42,333 You've been in the bookstore here about four hours now, 1595 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,466 and you haven't had a soul come in the door. 1596 01:20:44,533 --> 01:20:47,866 Matter of fact, I think you've done worse business. My people have left. 1597 01:20:47,933 --> 01:20:50,700 I don't know what it is. My last book, Have a Nice Day, did great. 1598 01:20:50,766 --> 01:20:52,733 It was a number-one bestseller all over the world. 1599 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,200 And I just, you know, I don't know what it is with this one. 1600 01:20:55,266 --> 01:20:56,766 I'll tell you what the difference is. 1601 01:20:56,833 --> 01:20:59,833 Have a Nice Day, you had that McMahon-Helmsley vehicle behind you. 1602 01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:02,400 This book, it ain't doing nothing, son. 1603 01:21:02,466 --> 01:21:04,466 Well, you know, there's nothing better 1604 01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:07,099 than having the McMahon-Helmsley machine behind you, 1605 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:08,966 especially when you're coming out with a book. 1606 01:21:09,033 --> 01:21:12,666 But, I thought that the people still love me. 1607 01:21:12,733 --> 01:21:14,900 I thought they'd come out for this one, at least. 1608 01:21:14,966 --> 01:21:17,266 Boy, I'll tell you what now, you're not very bright, 1609 01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:18,933 and you smell pretty bad. 1610 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,366 I tell you what, I know we got a contract and all, 1611 01:21:21,433 --> 01:21:23,099 but I can't be doing business like this. 1612 01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:25,000 I got no choice but to fire you. 1613 01:21:25,066 --> 01:21:27,566 Fire me? Oh, not again. 1614 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:29,166 -Well, yeah… -[mumbling] 1615 01:21:29,233 --> 01:21:32,033 What're you gonna do, cry baby? Are you gonna cry 'cause I fired you? 1616 01:21:32,099 --> 01:21:34,533 -You gonna cry? -Stick this sock down your throat, 1617 01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:37,466 -is what I'm gonna do. I'm-- -You're gonna threaten me with a sock? 1618 01:21:37,533 --> 01:21:38,633 -I got… -What? 1619 01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,533 -With some kind of sock. -That's not… 1620 01:21:40,599 --> 01:21:42,633 I'll beat your ass, I actually believed ya. 1621 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:44,300 Have a nice day. 1622 01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:45,866 Have a nice day? 1623 01:21:47,233 --> 01:21:48,700 [both grunting] 1624 01:21:48,766 --> 01:21:51,300 -[Mankind groans] -What are you thinking? 1625 01:21:51,366 --> 01:21:53,700 I'm trying to run a respectful book business here. 1626 01:21:53,766 --> 01:21:55,266 -You do-- -[Mankind whimpering] 1627 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,500 You're fired! 1628 01:21:57,633 --> 01:21:59,466 [Mankind sobbing] Have a nice day. 1629 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,666 [indistinct chatter] 1630 01:22:05,133 --> 01:22:08,433 You guys, just remember the deal. Remember the deal. 1631 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:12,000 You go out there and you just get on him. Take him out. 1632 01:22:12,066 --> 01:22:13,333 -Man, ain't no sweat. -Good. 1633 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,333 Just remember that you're part of the bargain. 1634 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:18,900 -You kick his ass, he's fired. -[all chuckling] 1635 01:22:18,966 --> 01:22:21,266 Nobody wants him gone as bad as I do. 1636 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:23,066 [laughs] 1637 01:22:23,133 --> 01:22:26,233 -No, I'm not kidding. [laughs] -I know you're not. 1638 01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:29,400 -Surely, you're not kidding. -You want him gone, right? 1639 01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:32,400 I'd like to make him suffer a little bit before he's outta here, though. 1640 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:35,766 -So, we need to have some fun tonight. -[Road Dogg] Oh, yeah. That's a must. 1641 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:38,366 -That a must to make him suffer. -We're not just gonna beat him. 1642 01:22:38,433 --> 01:22:40,733 We're gonna make him look stupid in front of his family. 1643 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,433 -[all laughing] -[knock at door] 1644 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,566 I'll get it. [groans] 1645 01:22:43,633 --> 01:22:45,633 [JR] Oh, it's The Rock! 1646 01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:48,933 The Rock went right into the DX locker room! 1647 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,200 -[Lawler] What was that? -[JR] Oh, my God! 1648 01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:54,099 -[Triple H] Nice security! -[JR] Oh, they're gonna get it on, next! 1649 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,700 [JR] Just moments ago, boy, you talk about going behind the enemy lines, 1650 01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:05,366 The Rock barged right into the office of Triple H and Stephanie, 1651 01:23:05,433 --> 01:23:07,033 and assaulted DX, King. 1652 01:23:07,099 --> 01:23:10,533 [Lawler] It was a hit-and-run, JR. It was like a… like a drive-by! 1653 01:23:10,599 --> 01:23:12,000 It was a run-by! 1654 01:23:12,066 --> 01:23:15,099 I can't believe he had the nerve to pull that off. 1655 01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:20,666 [JR] Well, what we have here is The Rock taking on three members of DX, 1656 01:23:20,733 --> 01:23:22,566 X-Pac and The Outlaws. 1657 01:23:22,633 --> 01:23:26,800 And The Rock must win, or he will be publicly fired 1658 01:23:26,866 --> 01:23:29,300 right here in his hometown of Miami, 1659 01:23:29,366 --> 01:23:32,866 just like Mick Foley was fired last Monday night on Raw. 1660 01:23:32,933 --> 01:23:34,300 [Lawler] Look at this! 1661 01:23:35,633 --> 01:23:37,900 [JR] Well, Triple H, he's still celebrating 1662 01:23:37,966 --> 01:23:43,000 winning the WWE Title earlier tonight against The Big Show. 1663 01:23:43,866 --> 01:23:46,433 Boy, isn't that a special, special moment there, King? 1664 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:49,233 [Lawler] Oh, it is! That's a Kodak moment. Those two are in love. 1665 01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:51,766 And they're gonna be loving what they may see here. 1666 01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:53,366 If The Rock gets fired, 1667 01:23:53,433 --> 01:23:56,200 they'll really love that, this celebration will be huge! 1668 01:23:56,266 --> 01:23:58,200 ["Are You Ready?" playing] 1669 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:10,300 [Lawler] Well, 1-800-Collect presents the Royal Rumble! 1670 01:24:10,366 --> 01:24:12,966 1-800-Collect, the easy way to save! 1671 01:24:13,033 --> 01:24:15,633 The Royal Rumble will be live January 23rd 1672 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:19,333 from the sold out Madison Square Garden in New York City. 1673 01:24:19,933 --> 01:24:21,200 [bell dings] 1674 01:24:21,266 --> 01:24:23,033 [Lilian] The following is the first ever 1675 01:24:23,099 --> 01:24:27,200 You're Fired Handicap Match, and it's scheduled for one fall. 1676 01:24:27,266 --> 01:24:31,766 In the ring, D-Generation X, X-Pac 1677 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:35,166 and the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1678 01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:38,200 The New Age Outlaws! 1679 01:24:38,266 --> 01:24:40,633 [Lawler] Well, JR, the Royal Rumble that I just spoke about, 1680 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:41,866 less than three weeks away. 1681 01:24:41,933 --> 01:24:44,566 And this match could have a huge impact on it. 1682 01:24:44,633 --> 01:24:46,266 [JR] No doubt about that. 1683 01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:48,266 The Royal Rumble only happens once a year, 1684 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:51,633 the most unique the event in the WWE, 1685 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,300 and it could be without The Rock. 1686 01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:57,666 And my gut instinct says it's gonna be without The Rock. 1687 01:24:57,733 --> 01:24:59,666 [Lawler] It's definitely gonna be without Mankind 1688 01:24:59,733 --> 01:25:03,833 and going to be without The Rock, too. That would be really something. 1689 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:06,966 -Look at this! -[JR] Well, that's arrogance. 1690 01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:09,400 It's gonna take a minor miracle 1691 01:25:09,466 --> 01:25:14,166 for The Rock to not be publicly fired and humiliated here tonight. 1692 01:25:14,233 --> 01:25:16,866 [Lawler] That's not arrogance. That's Dom Pérignon. 1693 01:25:16,933 --> 01:25:21,266 ♪ If You Smell What The Rock is cooking ♪ 1694 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,333 [crowd cheering] 1695 01:25:24,599 --> 01:25:26,266 [JR] And here comes The Rock. 1696 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:29,133 And these hometown fans know what's on the line. 1697 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:32,533 [Lilian] And their opponent, from Miami, Florida, 1698 01:25:32,599 --> 01:25:35,599 weighing in at 275 pounds, 1699 01:25:35,666 --> 01:25:38,533 -The Rock! -[cheering continues] 1700 01:25:38,599 --> 01:25:41,599 [Lawler] Boy, the roof is blowing up in this American Airlines Arena, JR, 1701 01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:46,900 but I don't know if that's gonna be enough to keep The Rock working 1702 01:25:46,966 --> 01:25:50,099 for the World Wrestling Entertainment. He may be fired tonight. 1703 01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:55,133 [JR] This is no more than a figurative public hanging of The Rock's career. 1704 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,200 ["If You Smell" continues playing] 1705 01:25:57,966 --> 01:25:59,733 [Triple H] Rock! 1706 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:02,633 -[Lawler] What could be worse than this? -[Triple H] Rock! 1707 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:06,200 There's a little something I forgot to mention to ya. 1708 01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:07,233 This match… 1709 01:26:07,933 --> 01:26:09,099 it's no DQ. 1710 01:26:09,166 --> 01:26:10,933 -Go get him, boys. -[JR] Oh, come on! 1711 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:12,766 Well… 1712 01:26:13,233 --> 01:26:14,366 The Rock, now, I mean… 1713 01:26:14,433 --> 01:26:16,766 It's no disqualification against three men. 1714 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:18,933 [Lawler] This is like a public execution, JR. 1715 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,733 No disqualification. Anything goes here. 1716 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,633 [JR] The Rock, fighting for his life, 1717 01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:27,099 fighting for his career, but he's knocked down by Mr. Ass. 1718 01:26:28,066 --> 01:26:31,966 Three-on-one, all set up by the McMahon-Helmsley Era. 1719 01:26:32,033 --> 01:26:35,166 [Lawler] That may be it there. As long as The Rock could've stayed on his feet, 1720 01:26:35,233 --> 01:26:39,233 with the upper hand, he had a chance. But, now, with no disqualification… 1721 01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:42,333 [JR] And the other thing about that is, if anybody interferes, 1722 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:43,700 they're gonna be fired. 1723 01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:46,566 That's what Triple H and Stephanie said earlier tonight. 1724 01:26:47,266 --> 01:26:50,066 So, The Big Show's left the arena. 1725 01:26:50,133 --> 01:26:53,500 I mean, who's gonna be stupid enough to try to help The Rock? 1726 01:26:53,566 --> 01:26:55,866 If they do, they're gonna get fired. That's a guarantee! 1727 01:26:55,933 --> 01:26:57,500 [Lawler] Watch yourself here. 1728 01:26:57,566 --> 01:27:00,900 [JR] The Rock's head just bounced off of this table. 1729 01:27:01,599 --> 01:27:04,466 -[Lawler] Oh, man! -Hard knife edge chop by X-Pac. 1730 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,433 The Rock is being dismantled. 1731 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:11,000 The Rock is being physically dissected by DX. 1732 01:27:11,066 --> 01:27:14,700 -One by one, they're taking their shots. -[Lawler] Wow. 1733 01:27:14,766 --> 01:27:16,099 Oh, man. 1734 01:27:17,133 --> 01:27:18,966 [JR] Mr. Ass popped Rock up. 1735 01:27:19,033 --> 01:27:22,666 There was the cheap shot by X-Pac and, now, by The Road Dogg. 1736 01:27:22,733 --> 01:27:24,766 [crowd cheering] 1737 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:27,400 This crowd, on their feet, trying to get behind The Rock 1738 01:27:27,466 --> 01:27:28,666 with all they can. 1739 01:27:28,733 --> 01:27:31,666 But as you said earlier, King, will that be enough? 1740 01:27:32,566 --> 01:27:33,733 I think not. 1741 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:37,933 [Lawler] I think not also. I don't think the 82nd Airborne would be enough tonight. 1742 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,866 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1743 01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:44,233 [JR] No disqualification, no countouts. 1744 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,400 I mean, this is a three-on-one assault, that's all this is. 1745 01:27:47,466 --> 01:27:50,000 And The Rock's gotta win, or he's gonna be fired. 1746 01:27:50,066 --> 01:27:53,166 -Oh, there's a reversal, into the elbow. -[Lawler] Oh, look out! 1747 01:27:53,233 --> 01:27:56,166 [JR] Oh, now, The Road Dogg, shoulder-first into the steps. 1748 01:27:56,233 --> 01:27:59,166 The Rock is firing back with all he's got! 1749 01:27:59,233 --> 01:28:00,500 X-Pac. 1750 01:28:00,566 --> 01:28:02,166 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -[JR] Oh, make a wish! 1751 01:28:02,233 --> 01:28:04,833 [Lawler] That's it for X-Pac! He's done for! 1752 01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,400 [crowd cheering] 1753 01:28:06,466 --> 01:28:10,000 [JR] And, now… Oh, Mr. Ass waiting on The Rock, 1754 01:28:10,066 --> 01:28:12,800 and dropped The Rock face-first to the ring apron. 1755 01:28:12,866 --> 01:28:15,066 [Lawler] Well, at least there's another 1756 01:28:15,133 --> 01:28:17,200 -bright note for The Rock. -[JR] What's that? 1757 01:28:17,266 --> 01:28:19,033 [Lawler] Triple H hasn't gotten involved yet. 1758 01:28:19,099 --> 01:28:22,400 [JR] Oh, stop. Three-on-one is not enough, you want more? 1759 01:28:22,466 --> 01:28:24,766 -[Lawler] Well… -[JR] What kind of human being are you? 1760 01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,733 [crowd chants] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 1761 01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:32,166 [JR] This capacity crowd chanting The Rock's name in vain. 1762 01:28:32,233 --> 01:28:34,333 They're trying to get The Rock in this thing. 1763 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,533 And look at… Oh, look at this. 1764 01:28:36,599 --> 01:28:38,166 Well, they're in charge. 1765 01:28:38,966 --> 01:28:41,233 The high-dollar champagne… 1766 01:28:41,300 --> 01:28:44,900 -[Lawler] In charge and champ. -[JR] And the WWE Champion. 1767 01:28:46,766 --> 01:28:48,333 And I… I just… 1768 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,366 What is the WWE becoming? 1769 01:28:50,433 --> 01:28:54,433 We lost Mankind to firing last Monday. And, now, The Rock. 1770 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:56,233 Who's gonna be left? 1771 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:59,033 [Lawler] I don't know. And I don't know exactly what this says 1772 01:28:59,099 --> 01:29:03,766 for the new millennium, for the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1773 01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:06,833 [JR] There may be no Y2K columns, 1774 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:10,133 but the McMahon-Helmsley columns in the WWE. 1775 01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:11,733 And The Rock fights back! 1776 01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:15,633 Giving us all hope, at least for a moment, 1777 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:19,500 that he might in some way, somehow, be able to pull this one off. 1778 01:29:19,566 --> 01:29:21,500 -Oh, look out. -[Lawler] Oh! 1779 01:29:23,466 --> 01:29:25,500 [JR] Road Dogg down here in front of us. 1780 01:29:25,566 --> 01:29:28,433 And… Oh! Just as The Rock was building some momentum… 1781 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,099 There's a heel kick. He's got it! He'll be fired! 1782 01:29:32,066 --> 01:29:34,766 God, he… Rock was a second away 1783 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:37,166 -from being fired. -[Lawler] It was that close. 1784 01:29:37,233 --> 01:29:39,800 [JR] A second away from being fired. 1785 01:29:40,966 --> 01:29:42,766 [Lawler] I think less than a second. 1786 01:29:44,033 --> 01:29:45,933 Look at this, JR. You gotta… 1787 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,500 Look at the looks on the faces of DX. 1788 01:29:48,566 --> 01:29:51,466 -They are actually enjoying this. -[JR] No doubt about it. 1789 01:29:51,533 --> 01:29:53,633 They're taking their time. They're methodical. 1790 01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:58,000 They're Tag Team Champions, The New Age Outlaws, along with X-Pac. 1791 01:29:58,066 --> 01:30:01,866 -That's three world-class Superstars. -[Lawler] Hey, hey… Oh. 1792 01:30:01,933 --> 01:30:05,233 Thought you're gonna say something that might get yourself fired there, JR. 1793 01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:07,900 [JR] No. Nobody's enjoying this as much as Triple H 1794 01:30:07,966 --> 01:30:11,300 and his little bride up there in their La-Z-Boy. 1795 01:30:11,366 --> 01:30:13,966 Oh, isn't that sweet? We should have a postcard of 'em. 1796 01:30:14,033 --> 01:30:16,000 [Lawler] Well, it's the McMahon-Helmsley Era, JR. 1797 01:30:16,066 --> 01:30:18,566 -[JR] I know what it is. -[Lawler] Their way or the highway. 1798 01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:19,933 [JR] And another… Just… 1799 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,800 The Rock just got measured. 1800 01:30:21,866 --> 01:30:25,200 And Mr. Ass throwing the elbow right into his heart. 1801 01:30:25,266 --> 01:30:27,866 And, now, the sledge off the apron by the Road Dogg. 1802 01:30:27,933 --> 01:30:30,599 It's like shooting fish in the ol' proverbial barrel. 1803 01:30:31,366 --> 01:30:33,633 [Lawler] Rock's gonna have to mount some kind of offense. 1804 01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:35,133 He's gotta do something. 1805 01:30:35,866 --> 01:30:37,333 [JR] Suplex coming up. 1806 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,000 No, Rock trying to block it. 1807 01:30:39,599 --> 01:30:42,266 Road Dogg, trying to get the levers, get underneath The Rock. 1808 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:44,566 But The Rock, too strong, 1809 01:30:44,633 --> 01:30:46,566 countered the suplex of his own. 1810 01:30:46,633 --> 01:30:51,533 And, again, that one bright, shining moment of offense is cut off immediately 1811 01:30:51,599 --> 01:30:53,033 by another member of DX. 1812 01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:55,900 [Lawler] Well, whenever you got three-on-one, that's gonna happen, JR. 1813 01:30:55,966 --> 01:30:57,133 It's gonna happen every time. 1814 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,099 [JR] Fighting with a damn pack of wolves. 1815 01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:01,333 Rabid animals, that's all DX is. 1816 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,733 They're rabid animals gnawing at The Rock. 1817 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,366 They wanna leave nothing but carcass. 1818 01:31:05,433 --> 01:31:07,133 [Lawler] And look at this. These guys can… 1819 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,599 Well, at least two of them can sit back and rest. 1820 01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:12,599 -I mean, look at look at Mr. Ass. -[JR] Yeah, flipping his hair. 1821 01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:15,233 [Lawler] He's just waiting on an opportunity. 1822 01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:18,500 [JR] Hard knife edge chop, another one by X-Pac. 1823 01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:21,533 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] Boy, that shot. That just… 1824 01:31:21,599 --> 01:31:24,566 That just sends chills up your spine. 1825 01:31:24,633 --> 01:31:27,500 The Rock being absolutely taken apart here. 1826 01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:28,900 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Uh-oh! 1827 01:31:28,966 --> 01:31:32,466 Oh, The Rock fighting back! Fighting back with all he's got. 1828 01:31:32,533 --> 01:31:34,866 -How much is left in the tank? -[crowd cheering] 1829 01:31:34,933 --> 01:31:36,599 [Lawler] Oh, look out! Here we go again. 1830 01:31:36,666 --> 01:31:38,500 -Oh, no! -[JR] Oh, The Rock… 1831 01:31:38,566 --> 01:31:39,566 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1832 01:31:39,633 --> 01:31:41,633 [crowd clamoring] 1833 01:31:44,033 --> 01:31:45,033 Watch it! 1834 01:31:45,099 --> 01:31:48,800 [JR] The Rock knocked right over here on top of us. 1835 01:31:48,866 --> 01:31:50,833 Can you get him… Get him in the ring! 1836 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,966 [crowd clamoring] 1837 01:31:54,133 --> 01:31:56,533 [Lawler] It doesn't really matter if he's in the ring or not. 1838 01:31:56,599 --> 01:31:59,266 [JR] Well, it does to me, damn it! It does to me, King! 1839 01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:02,233 -Look what they're doing to Rock! -[Lawler] Well, I can see it! 1840 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:05,066 [JR] Three-on-one, for God's sakes! 1841 01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:09,533 I mean, beat him with some dignity if you're gonna beat him 1842 01:32:11,533 --> 01:32:12,633 Show a little class! 1843 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:15,000 Oh, that's DX, they ain't got no damn class! 1844 01:32:15,066 --> 01:32:18,500 [Lawler] Well, if you're gonna get fired, doesn't really matter how you get fired. 1845 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:22,700 -[JR] Well… -[Lawler] It might as well be publicly. 1846 01:32:24,033 --> 01:32:27,500 [JR] Rock, he's gonna be humiliated in his own hometown, 1847 01:32:27,566 --> 01:32:30,433 in front of his own family, in front of his own friends. 1848 01:32:31,966 --> 01:32:34,633 Boy, I tell you, Triple H and Stephanie picked their spot. 1849 01:32:35,266 --> 01:32:38,466 On Monday night, January the 3rd, 1850 01:32:38,533 --> 01:32:41,500 The Rock's gonna get fired in his very own hometown. 1851 01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:43,233 [Lawler] Oh! 1852 01:32:44,033 --> 01:32:47,966 I mean, I don't know how much longer the referees need to let this go on. 1853 01:32:48,033 --> 01:32:50,633 -One thing to get a guy who fired, but-- -[Lawler] Oh, look out! 1854 01:32:50,700 --> 01:32:53,133 [JR] Now, The Rock! Rock fighting back! 1855 01:32:54,566 --> 01:32:58,066 -DDT! A big-time DDT! -[crowd cheering] 1856 01:32:58,133 --> 01:33:00,333 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] Samoan drop! 1857 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,900 [Lawler] He's got two out of three, and that ain't bad! 1858 01:33:03,766 --> 01:33:06,233 -[Lawler] Oh, man! -[JR] Spinebuster! The Rock! 1859 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:07,566 Come on, Rock! 1860 01:33:07,633 --> 01:33:10,533 -[crowd cheering] -People's Elbow! 1861 01:33:11,066 --> 01:33:13,200 [Lawler] We may see it, JR. 1862 01:33:13,266 --> 01:33:15,733 [JR] It could be over in a matter of seconds! 1863 01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:16,866 [cheering continues] 1864 01:33:18,666 --> 01:33:19,800 [Lawler] That's it! 1865 01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:22,133 -People's Elbow! -[JR] Awesome! Look at The Rock! 1866 01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,633 He's done it. He did it! I can't believe it! 1867 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:27,666 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[JR] Oh, what the hell? Damn it! 1868 01:33:27,733 --> 01:33:29,366 The Rock had the match won! 1869 01:33:29,433 --> 01:33:32,333 [Lawler] But there's no disqualification, JR! 1870 01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,066 [JR] Oh! Damn it, don't remind me! 1871 01:33:34,133 --> 01:33:37,466 And another knockdown by X-Pac with a spinning heel kick. 1872 01:33:37,533 --> 01:33:39,266 [Lawler] Now, we don't even have a referee-- 1873 01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:41,300 [JR] I thought The Rock had it won right there! 1874 01:33:41,366 --> 01:33:42,966 He should have had it won right there! 1875 01:33:44,466 --> 01:33:47,366 God, DX must really fear this man. 1876 01:33:47,433 --> 01:33:50,266 Jackhammered by "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn. 1877 01:33:50,966 --> 01:33:53,633 [Lawler] What do you mean, "Fear him"? They're having fun with him. 1878 01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:54,900 [JR] Yeah. 1879 01:33:54,966 --> 01:33:58,733 Well, they told Triple H they were gonna have some fun before they beat him. 1880 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,433 [crowd booing] 1881 01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:04,000 [JR] Well, this is inhuman. This is… 1882 01:34:04,066 --> 01:34:06,400 -This is not right. -[Lawler] Remember what those two said, 1883 01:34:06,466 --> 01:34:08,933 Stephanie and Triple H, "You're gonna get your ass beat. 1884 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,233 -You're gonna get your ass fired." -[JR] Oh, Bronco Buster. 1885 01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:14,333 This is humiliation. 1886 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:18,466 The indignity of this, The Rock will never forget this night. 1887 01:34:18,533 --> 01:34:20,033 Oh, all smiles up on the stage. 1888 01:34:20,099 --> 01:34:23,233 [Lawler] Triple H won't forget it either, the night he became the WWE Champion. 1889 01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:25,266 [JR] I know. Yeah, don't remind me. 1890 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:26,400 I know. 1891 01:34:27,333 --> 01:34:31,599 He's in charge, and he's a WWE Champion. 1892 01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,933 [Lawler] Wait, they got something else in store for Rock. 1893 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,633 [JR] Come on. 1894 01:34:35,700 --> 01:34:38,633 The Road Dogg grabbing another steel folding chair. 1895 01:34:39,533 --> 01:34:40,733 -Hey! -[Lawler] Look at this! 1896 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:42,900 -[JR] Mankind! It's Mankind! -[crowd cheering] 1897 01:34:42,966 --> 01:34:43,966 It's Mick Foley! 1898 01:34:44,033 --> 01:34:46,433 -[Lawler] What's he doing? He's fired! -[JR] Mick Foley! 1899 01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,366 [crowd cheering] 1900 01:34:48,433 --> 01:34:50,766 -Foley's got the chair! -[Lawler] Look out, Triple H! Oh! 1901 01:34:50,833 --> 01:34:53,533 -[cheering continues] -[JR] He just nailed Triple H! 1902 01:34:53,599 --> 01:34:56,000 [Lawler] He came out of the stands! What's he… 1903 01:34:56,866 --> 01:34:59,066 -[JR] Mick Foley! -[Lawler] He's going… 1904 01:34:59,133 --> 01:35:01,099 [JR] He came right through the crowd! 1905 01:35:01,166 --> 01:35:02,900 [Lawler] Stephanie, do something! 1906 01:35:02,966 --> 01:35:04,599 [cheering continues] 1907 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,733 [JR] Foley was fired last Monday night! 1908 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,466 [Lawler] And, now, he's just hit the WWE Champion! 1909 01:35:10,366 --> 01:35:13,533 [JR] Helmsley got knocked out with that chair! 1910 01:35:13,599 --> 01:35:16,166 -[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! -[Lawler] Everybody's out! 1911 01:35:16,866 --> 01:35:17,733 Rock! 1912 01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:20,733 [JR] But it's still on the line for The Rock! The Rock's gotta win it, 1913 01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:21,866 or he's fired! 1914 01:35:23,900 --> 01:35:26,400 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -[JR] Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! 1915 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:28,933 [JR] Cover! 1916 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,400 -[Lawler shrieks] -[JR] Yes! The Rock did it! 1917 01:35:31,466 --> 01:35:35,466 -A miracle! Miracles do happen! -["If You Smell" playing] 1918 01:35:35,533 --> 01:35:37,466 [Lawler] A miracle named Mick Foley! 1919 01:35:37,533 --> 01:35:41,866 [JR] Thanks to Mankind, The Rock has won the match! 1920 01:35:41,933 --> 01:35:46,000 Thanks to Mankind, The Rock is staying in the WWE! 1921 01:35:46,066 --> 01:35:50,066 [Lawler] I can't believe it, JR! Mankind was fired, damn it! 1922 01:35:50,133 --> 01:35:52,599 What's he doing back here? He was fired! 1923 01:35:53,633 --> 01:35:57,000 [JR] I don't know what he was doing, but I'm damn sure glad to see him! 1924 01:35:57,066 --> 01:35:59,666 Mick Foley, fired or not, 1925 01:35:59,733 --> 01:36:02,500 fired or not, just saved The Rock's ass! 1926 01:36:02,566 --> 01:36:05,866 And DX and Triple H, they don't like it! 1927 01:36:06,566 --> 01:36:08,200 The Rock has won the match! 1928 01:36:08,933 --> 01:36:11,500 And Triple H is pissed! ch!