1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [intro music playing] 2 00:00:14,399 --> 00:00:17,333 ["Thorn In Your Eye" playing] 3 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:23,099 ♪ It's my life in the box in front of me ♪ 4 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:25,333 ♪ Taking junk in my arms Is the soul of me ♪ 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,400 ♪ You walk by Eyes can see me laying face down ♪ 6 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:36,633 ♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye ♪ 7 00:00:37,866 --> 00:00:40,766 [fireworks exploding] 8 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,900 [crowd cheering] 9 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:02,433 [JR] Coming up, the most physically intense 10 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:06,433 and the most entertaining Royal Rumble in WWE history. 11 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:13,399 We welcome you to what will surely be a momentous night of WWE Raw. 12 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:17,966 Hello again, everybody. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. 13 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:22,933 We are sold out in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and we welcome you. 14 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,500 ♪ One, two, is this on? ♪ 15 00:01:24,566 --> 00:01:27,766 -["My Time" playing] -[crowd cheering] 16 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,866 And we're gonna be joined, King, apparently, 17 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:35,600 by the reigning World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, The Game, 18 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:40,533 who went through pure unadulterated hell at the Royal Rumble 19 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,466 to retain his WWE Title against Cactus Jack. 20 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,899 [Lawler] Look at him! Look at The Game! 21 00:01:46,966 --> 00:01:49,100 You saw! He's been through hell! 22 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:52,500 [Lilian] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 23 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:55,833 and Triple H! 24 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:59,000 [JR] Triple H has stitches in his head. 25 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:01,199 He has stitches in his calf. 26 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,000 His body has been ravaged. 27 00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:05,766 [Lawler] He's got stitches in his ear also, 28 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:09,000 but he's also got the WWE Championship. 29 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:11,333 [JR] And to him, that's all that matters. 30 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,766 That was the most unbelievable, 31 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:20,966 physically intense WWE Title matches I've personally ever seen 32 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:24,299 at the Royal Rumble between that man, Triple H, 33 00:02:24,366 --> 00:02:27,266 and the incomparable Cactus Jack. 34 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,400 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you, look at Stephanie. 35 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:33,100 She's mighty proud of her man right now. She's got a good reason to be, JR. 36 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:37,133 I've never seen anything like it last night. It was brutal. It was bloody. 37 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:42,900 I mean, our announce table was smashed to smithereens and covered in blood. 38 00:02:42,966 --> 00:02:44,766 It was unbelievable! 39 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:48,533 [JR] Triple H said that he was going to take his game to another level, 40 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,966 -and he did just that at the Royal Rumble. -[Lawler] He did. 41 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,700 ["My Time" continues playing] 42 00:02:54,766 --> 00:02:59,233 Boy, JR, you talk about how The Game took it to another level. 43 00:02:59,299 --> 00:03:02,266 He had to, because Cactus Jack was… 44 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,133 He was more sadistic than I've ever seen anybody. 45 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,533 I mean, he was… he was animal-like. 46 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,600 You know he was. 47 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,899 [JR] We saw tables, we saw chairs, we saw thumbtacks. 48 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:14,966 [crowd jeering] 49 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:18,933 Triple H was a bloody mess by the time the WWE Title match 50 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,666 had concluded in front of the sold-out throng at Madison Square Garden. 51 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:27,433 It was a Royal Rumble that none of us will ever, ever forget. 52 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,399 [Lawler] I bet the doctors have still not pulled all of the thumbtacks 53 00:03:30,466 --> 00:03:33,633 out of the body of Cactus Jack. 54 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,833 [crowd jeering] 55 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:38,466 Now, please, show this man some respect. 56 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:42,533 -[crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! -[Lawler] Oh. 57 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,133 Listen to that chant, JR. 58 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,633 [JR] All these fans here in Philadelphia. 59 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,833 -[Lawler] And look at his ear. -Last night, at the Royal Rumble… 60 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:57,233 [crowd booing] 61 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:05,566 …Triple H once again 62 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:10,500 proved to the world that he is, in fact, The Game. 63 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:14,166 -[Lawler] He did that, JR. -[Stephanie] When he defeated… 64 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:19,066 -[JR] No doubt about it. He did it. -…Cactus Jack at his own game, 65 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:25,733 a brutal bloody barbaric street fight. 66 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,599 [Lawler] Perfect description. That's exactly what… It was barbaric. 67 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:32,033 [Stephanie] The World Wrestling Entertainment-- 68 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:34,766 -[crowd chanting] Slut! Slut! Slut! -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 69 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:35,833 Please. 70 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:39,333 Now, speaking of barbaric, are these people in Philadelphia 71 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,599 actually calling Stephanie a… 72 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:43,800 [JR] Easy now. Yes, they are. 73 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:47,433 The World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 74 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:52,933 should never have to have been defended in such a demeaning manner. 75 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,300 [Lawler] Demeaning, right. 76 00:04:54,366 --> 00:04:59,266 But Triple H, being the true fighting champion that he is, 77 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:05,566 sunk to Cactus Jack's lowest low 78 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:08,066 and rose to the occasion… 79 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:13,133 to remain my champion. 80 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,099 -[Lawler chuckles] Her champion. -Your champion. 81 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,266 [Lawler] Our champion! 82 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:20,599 "The Game" Triple H! 83 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:22,966 [Lawler] Stand up, JR. Standing ovation! 84 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:26,866 [JR] Another ringing endorsement from the champion's wife. 85 00:05:26,933 --> 00:05:28,566 [crowd booing] 86 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,300 [Lawler] Behind every good man, there's a great woman. 87 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,733 [JR] Most powerful family in the history of this business, King. 88 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,666 [Triple H] Cactus Jack… 89 00:05:40,099 --> 00:05:42,033 I'm not out here to put you over. 90 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,133 Not by a long shot. 91 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:50,500 But, pal, you gotta be the most sadistic freak 92 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:53,333 I've ever stepped into the ring with in my life. 93 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,733 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Right, he's a freak. 94 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Shut up! 95 00:05:59,466 --> 00:06:02,366 You brought it all to Madison Square Garden. 96 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:04,666 Barbed wire, 97 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:08,966 sharp metallic objects, every trick you had, 98 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:11,566 you brought it to the Royal Rumble. 99 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:21,666 And while I might've left a lot of things in Madison Square Garden, 100 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:25,166 I left a piece of my leg, 101 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:30,166 I left pints of my blood all over New York City. 102 00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:34,099 [JR] He lost a lot of blood last night, did Triple H. 103 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:37,333 The one thing that I did not leave… 104 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:42,099 was the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 105 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,533 -[Lawler] He's right about that. -[crowd booing] 106 00:06:44,599 --> 00:06:45,733 It's well in hand. 107 00:06:45,799 --> 00:06:47,933 Because as sadistic as you are, 108 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,433 I was that much more sadistic! 109 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:54,133 As bad as you are, I was that much badder! 110 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:57,799 [Lawler] He was. He was bad. 111 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:04,433 Cactus Jack, last night, Madison Square Garden, 112 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:09,633 the Royal Rumble, I went to a level I'd never been to in my life. 113 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,433 And I liked it. 114 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,533 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 115 00:07:15,599 --> 00:07:18,533 And I stayed the man. 116 00:07:18,599 --> 00:07:20,799 I stayed The Game. 117 00:07:20,866 --> 00:07:26,933 I stayed the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 118 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,700 [JR] I didn't know Triple H could stoop that low, King. 119 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:33,533 But I couldn't help but notice last night… 120 00:07:35,033 --> 00:07:39,333 as I rolled out of the hospital in New York City, 121 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,000 I couldn't help but notice, 122 00:07:41,066 --> 00:07:45,766 Cactus Jack rolling into the hospital in New York City, 123 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,033 and it looked like you were gonna be there 124 00:07:48,099 --> 00:07:51,133 a whole hell of a lot longer than I was. 125 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:54,033 -[Lawler] That's right. -So I wouldn't expect 126 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,933 to see Cactus Jack here tonight. 127 00:07:57,733 --> 00:07:58,733 [Lawler] Good. 128 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,200 Now… 129 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:07,366 Anaheim, California, 130 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:10,933 April the 2nd, ten weeks from now, 131 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,633 WrestleMania 2000! 132 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,733 [Lawler] Oh, yeah. Here we go. 133 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:20,066 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 134 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:25,500 [JR] Fans chanting for The Rock, who won the Royal Rumble. 135 00:08:25,566 --> 00:08:28,200 [crowd continues chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 136 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:31,233 [Triple H] Yeah, The Rock… 137 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,933 -versus The Game… -[crowd cheering] 138 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,100 …one-on-one for the greatest prize 139 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:45,199 in the World Wrestling Entertainment that there is. 140 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,900 Rock, you've got ten weeks. 141 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:54,400 Get your ass in the best possible shape you can be in, 142 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:59,533 because I will be at the top of my game, 143 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:06,199 and we will battle, and I will leave Anaheim 144 00:09:06,266 --> 00:09:08,600 -the man-- -["Big" playing] 145 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:11,866 -[Lawler] Wait a minute! -[crowd cheering] 146 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,633 What's this? 147 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:19,766 [JR] I don't know what… Look at the size of this man, The Big Show! 148 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:23,000 [Lawler] I don't care how big you are, you don't interrupt The Game. 149 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:25,533 [JR] Big Show's got a bad attitude and he looks… 150 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,500 He was, I think, crestfallen that he did not win the Rumble. 151 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:31,866 He was the last man eliminated. 152 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:34,466 [Lawler] Wait a minute. We could have some trouble here. 153 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:35,699 Stephanie, look out. 154 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:38,633 [JR] I think The Big Show is gonna go after Triple H here. 155 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:41,166 He's been wanting that rematch. Look at the big man. 156 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,733 -[Lawler] Here we go. -[JR] 500 pounds over the top rope. 157 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,333 And they're gonna go after it, King! 158 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,566 [Lawler] Oh, I can't… 159 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,800 What is he… 160 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:54,600 -What's he doing? -[JR] I don't like this, The Big Show… 161 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,533 -[Lawler] She doesn't like it either. -[JR] …apparently has something to say. 162 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,699 You know, you've never given me a rematch. 163 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:05,800 [JR] That's true. 164 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,133 And you know why? 165 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,600 Because if I were you, I wouldn't wanna face me again either, 166 00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:17,566 'cause we all know, and you know, I don't like you. 167 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:20,400 -[JR] Uh-oh. -And we all know what happens 168 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:22,733 to people I don't like. 169 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:27,933 [Lawler] Yeah, Rock found out the hard way. 170 00:10:28,866 --> 00:10:33,466 Now, I'm out here because a crime has been committed. 171 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,433 Last night at the Royal Rumble, 172 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,233 I was robbed! 173 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,233 [Lawler] He was. It was a crime. 174 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,600 [crowd booing] 175 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:51,100 -[JR] What are you talking about? -Listen, I'm a nice guy. 176 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:55,300 I am a nice guy, and I don't lie. 177 00:10:55,366 --> 00:10:59,066 -[Lawler] He never lies. -But last night, at the Royal Rumble, 178 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:04,300 yes, I did go over the top when I had Rocky on my shoulders. 179 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:08,733 And everybody sitting in Madison Square Garden last night, 180 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,800 and all the fans watching on pay-per-view, 181 00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:15,233 saw Rocky's feet hit the ground first! 182 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,333 [JR] Well, The Show dominated The Rock in most of that exchange, King. 183 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,533 There's no doubt about that. 184 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,033 So, in all actuality, I did win the Royal Rumble. 185 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,733 But I was robbed. 186 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:30,800 So, what I've come out here, is I need to ask you… 187 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,633 I need a favor. 188 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:36,533 -[JR] Favor? How? -[Lawler] Favor? What-- 189 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,300 From The Game? 190 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:40,166 Yeah, I need a favor from you. 191 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,066 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 192 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:46,766 If I can prove to you, and to Stephanie, 193 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,866 and to all these fans… 194 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:52,966 beyond the shadow of a doubt, 195 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:58,833 pure proof on film, that Rocky's feet did hit the mat first… 196 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:05,533 you grant me a one-on-one match with The Rock, 197 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:08,333 The People's Champion… 198 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,566 and the winner… 199 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,199 gets to go on to WrestleMania and face you. 200 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,666 And there, I'll get my rematch. 201 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:21,733 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Right now, The Rock… 202 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,433 -The Rock goes to WrestleMania, right? -[JR] That's right. 203 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,333 -[Lawler] But-- -Show me the proof and it's yours. 204 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,866 -["If You Smell" playing] -[crowd cheering] 205 00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,366 -[JR] Well… -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 206 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:37,033 [JR] Well, there's the living proof that The Rock is in the building. 207 00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:42,466 The Rock is in Philadelphia, and these 20,000 fans are on their feet! 208 00:12:44,099 --> 00:12:46,866 [Lawler] Look at The Big Show. He hates The Rock. 209 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,566 He despises The Rock. 210 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,033 He wants The Rock! 211 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,266 [JR] I'll tell you what, as far as I'm concerned, 212 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,533 The Rock is the winner of the Royal Rumble match. 213 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:01,233 -Pure and simple. -[Lawler] Wait, JR. 214 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,733 You and I were sitting on the opposite side of the ring. 215 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,866 You couldn't actually see with your very own eyes 216 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,500 whose feet hit the floor first. 217 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:10,800 -You're calling The Big Show a liar? -[JR] That's a good point. 218 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:15,033 -We didn't actually see the feet hit, but… -[music stops] 219 00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:16,733 The Rock got his hand raised. 220 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,933 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 221 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,800 [Lawler] Crime could've been committed… God, look at the intensity. 222 00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:26,466 [JR] Big Show… He wants The Rock so bad, The Big Show's shaking. 223 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,099 [crowd clamoring] 224 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,133 [Lawler] That's not good. 225 00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:34,333 Finally, The Rock has come back 226 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,833 to Philadelphia. 227 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,300 [crowd cheering] 228 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,066 Triple H, The Rock says this, seeing as he just won the Royal Rumble, 229 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:59,333 it officially makes your days as a WWE Champion numbered. 230 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,166 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. -[crowd cheering] 231 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,533 Translation, at WrestleMania, 232 00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:10,366 The Rock is just gonna kick your monkey ass. 233 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,800 -[Lawler chuckles] -[crowd cheering] 234 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,366 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 235 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:23,433 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 236 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,266 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 237 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:31,000 [JR] Rock's got this sold-out crowd right in the palm of the people's hand. 238 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,699 Now, onto you… 239 00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:41,599 seven feet, 500 pounds of whining, bitching, moaning… 240 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:45,233 [mimics whining] 241 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,400 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] He's making The Big Show madder. 242 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:52,266 [whines] "Oh, The Rock's feet touched the ground first." 243 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,400 Well, The Rock says it doesn't matter 244 00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:56,633 if The Rock's feet touched the ground first! 245 00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:58,500 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Huh? 246 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:04,166 The Rock says this, it doesn't matter if The Rock's feet touched the ground, 247 00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,366 it doesn't matter where The Rock's feet touch. 248 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:10,033 The ground, the mat, or straight up your big, fat candy ass! 249 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:11,933 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Wow. 250 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,099 [Lawler] Oh, my God. 251 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,666 Not good. Calm down, Rock. 252 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:23,766 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 253 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,233 [JR] I don't think The Rock's making a very wise decision here, King. 254 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,966 -The Big Show may tear The Rock apart-- -This ain't an NFL. 255 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,633 There is no instant replay. 256 00:15:35,699 --> 00:15:38,400 The only thing that matters right now 257 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:40,766 is The Rock has won the Royal Rumble, 258 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,733 The Rock is going to WrestleMania, 259 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,866 and The Rock stands before you, and you, and even you, 260 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:49,199 The People's Champion! 261 00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:52,500 [crowd cheering] 262 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,733 [Triple H] You know, Show, 263 00:15:57,866 --> 00:16:02,733 seems that you and I seem to have a little common problem. 264 00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:07,633 To beat that jackass up there with the big ego, 265 00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:10,466 seems to be a common thorn in our sides. 266 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,933 So, I'll tell you what, 267 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,800 tonight, you and I, we're gonna team up. 268 00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:19,733 [JR] What? Team up? 269 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,333 And we're gonna get in the ring against The Rock. 270 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,233 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Tonight? -[JR] Tonight? 271 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,400 And a partner of your choosing. 272 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,966 That is… 273 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:36,266 if you can go in the back and find one of those, 274 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,733 what do you call them, Rock? 275 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,966 Jabronis? That you like to put down so much. 276 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,333 If you can get one of those jabronis 277 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:49,533 to pal up with you, be your friend, and tag with you, 278 00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:51,133 then you got yourself a deal. 279 00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:55,933 If not, if one of those jabronis won't tag with you… 280 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,000 then you and I, 281 00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:01,833 we're gonna have ourselves a little Handicap Match with The Rock. 282 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,866 [JR] Two-on-one! They'll tear The Rock apart, King. 283 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:07,333 And who's gonna be The Rock's partner? 284 00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:09,000 [Lawler] Some jabroni, maybe? 285 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,766 Well, The Rock says this, 286 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,933 if there is someone in the back who wants to team with The Rock, 287 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,966 then that's fine. 288 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,533 The Rock doesn't need it. The Rock doesn't want it. The Rock says this, 289 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,933 against you and you, two-on-one, against The Great One, 290 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,433 means this, is one way or the other, come hell or high water, 291 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,866 bet your candy asses, you will smell what The Rock is cooking! 292 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,866 [JR] The Rock, is he… is he gonna have to go two-on-one 293 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,300 with The Game and The Big Show? 294 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,166 [Lawler] It's gonna be a Handicap Match, 295 00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,366 because I guarantee you, there's nobody back there 296 00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:45,033 that will team up with The Rock after he called them all jabronis. 297 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,800 [JR] Man, what a night this is gonna be, ladies and gentlemen. 298 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:52,399 Also, one-on-one, you're gonna see X-Pac take on Kane. 299 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,133 And, King, this is personal. 300 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,399 [Lawler] Well, not only that, JR, we got a WWE Tag Team Title Match tonight. 301 00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:02,766 The New Age Outlaws are gonna put it all on the line against The Hardys. 302 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,633 And what a win, The Hardys got last night at the Royal Rumble. 303 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:08,899 [JR] Tag Team Titles on the line, The Outlaws and The Hardys. 304 00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,766 You heard X-Pac versus Kane. 305 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,200 And you know now the Triple H and The Big Show-- 306 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,533 If it wasn't for Chyna, you'd be the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion. 307 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,800 I mean, I don't know. 'Cause I do something. 308 00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:21,333 I'd go in there. But maybe you're getting soft. 309 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:24,399 Well, maybe you ain't got the sack to go in and come out of there. 310 00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:26,333 Me, have a sack? Yeah, right. 311 00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,933 [women screaming] 312 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,899 [JR] What the hell is going on? 313 00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:33,666 Listen, pervert, you're that desperate that you have to go in there? 314 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,966 Let me explain something to you, it's called respect. 315 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,466 And you are gonna have it for me, 316 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,466 and you'll have it for the other women in there. 317 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,533 I don't know who the hell you think you are, 318 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,100 but you're not gonna do that again. 319 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,166 You wanna know who I am? 320 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,966 I'm The Big Shot, that's who the hell I am. 321 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,933 And as a matter of fact, if it wasn't for you last night, 322 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,200 I'd be the Intercontinental… 323 00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,066 -You better look at me. -You gotta be kidding. 324 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:55,133 -If wasn't for you, I'd be the champion. -Well, that's sad, sorry-- 325 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,200 [JR] Oh, hey! My God! 326 00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,466 There's Jericho! 327 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,333 -[Lawler] What? -[JR] Hardcore Holly, 328 00:19:02,399 --> 00:19:04,933 he just nailed Chyna right in the face! 329 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,300 And Jericho is getting a piece of The Big Shot. 330 00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:11,000 [Lawler] I can't believe it, look at this! 331 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,300 [JR] Good grief! 332 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:14,366 [all shouting indistinctly] 333 00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,800 [JR] Jericho being restrained! 334 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,600 Now… What has… 335 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,766 [Lawler] Look at… Hey, look at Crash. 336 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,766 -Crash is laughing. -[laughing] 337 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,233 Oh, cousin, that didn't quite work out that well. 338 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,399 But it kind of worked out, I mean… [laughs] 339 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:37,166 -[JR] And Holly just nailed his cousin! -[Lawler] What? 340 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,766 [JR] Well, Hardcore Holly made quite the explosion here moments ago. 341 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:44,800 And I think Hardcore Holly got exactly what he wanted, King, 342 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:49,166 because we've just found out that Chris Jericho has challenged Holly 343 00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:52,066 for the Intercontinental title, here tonight. 344 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,800 [Lawler] Well, you're right. 345 00:19:53,866 --> 00:19:57,133 Hardcore was all over Chyna there. But, then, the next thing you know, 346 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,333 Jericho was pounding Hardcore Holly. 347 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,200 And now, like you said, Jericho is offering Hardcore Holly 348 00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,633 a shot at the Intercontinental Championship tonight. 349 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,866 [indistinct shouting] 350 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:09,433 I told you last week, we are a perfect unit. 351 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,133 Now, we gotta take it to the next level. 352 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,133 We need a team name, you need a little character, 353 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,833 and I've been doing some thinking. 354 00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:17,899 Look, right now… Stick with me on this, okay? 355 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,366 Just work with me. 356 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,633 What we do is, we put the cape on you, right? 357 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,700 It'll be perfect. 358 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,899 You've already got the personality of a dead guy. 359 00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,200 This will be terrific. 360 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,200 -Now-- -What the hell is this? 361 00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:31,766 And what we do is, we put that on your head, okay? 362 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,133 Then, you… 363 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,500 What? It's like Count Dracula. 364 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,033 -Dead, count. -What is wrong with you? 365 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,266 Okay. I take it from your answer, you don't like that. 366 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,600 I got something better. 367 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:45,233 You carry cheese to the ring, I carry the head. 368 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,666 "Head Cheese," what do you think? 369 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,366 -Hold it, hold it. Look. -What? 370 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:52,333 If you think I'm going out there and having people calling me "Head Cheese" 371 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:53,600 you're completely nuts. 372 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,066 -Look we'll be over on Wisconsin. -Look, look. 373 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:58,366 I don't give a damn about Wisconsin. 374 00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,800 Look, it's real simple here. 375 00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:02,133 You're Al Snow 376 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,033 and I'm Steve Blackman "The Lethal Weapon". 377 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,033 [snores] Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something? 378 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,300 I fell asleep with the name for that team. 379 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,133 Okay. I got one more, I got one more. 380 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,700 What do you think? Head Games. Head Games. 381 00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:16,100 [sighs] 382 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,500 That's not a no. 383 00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:20,366 ♪ You think you know me ♪ 384 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,533 [crowd cheering] 385 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,399 [JR] Now, we are set for tag team action here. 386 00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:27,100 Al Snow and Steve Blackman will indeed be in competition… 387 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,000 to take on Christian and Edge. 388 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:34,000 And I'll tell you something, Edge is, uh… 389 00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,866 Even though Edge is engaged with Val Venis's sister, Alannah, 390 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:39,933 Edge has had, uh, some unscheduled… 391 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,466 -I'm gonna say… -[Lawler] Encounters? 392 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,266 [JR] …encounters with some other ladies. 393 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,800 [Lawler] I think he's a chick magnet, if you just wanna be one about it. 394 00:21:46,866 --> 00:21:49,366 Look at this, I mean, The Godfather's hos have been on him. 395 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,000 Then, he got attacked by Mae Young. 396 00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:54,300 She was trying to slip him the tongue. Tongue was everywhere! 397 00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,666 All the ladies wanted him when they thought he was judging 398 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,500 the Miss Rumble Contest. The guy's a chick magnet. 399 00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:03,600 But he'll be unavailable 'cause he's getting married, right? 400 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:08,433 [JR] Well, as I mentioned, he is engaged, is Edge, to Val Venis's sister, Alannah. 401 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,700 [Lawler] Sorry, girls. [laughs] 402 00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:12,433 ["Snow-Man" playing] 403 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,399 -Hey, here they come. -[bell rings] 404 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:17,733 [Lilian] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 405 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,766 Making his way to the ring, the first opponent, 406 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,266 from Lima, Ohio, 407 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:26,533 weighing in at 246 pounds, Al Snow! 408 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,100 [Lawler] He's got head, so what do you think Blackman's gonna-- 409 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,033 I hope he brings the cheese. I like the cheese. 410 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,633 [JR] Knowing Blackman, I doubt he's gonna be carrying cheese. 411 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,266 [Lawler] Maybe the Head Games. 412 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,966 -[JR] Blackman is all business. -[Lilian] His tag team partner, 413 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:41,000 weighing in at 247 pounds, 414 00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:44,566 "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman! 415 00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,800 [Lawler] He's all business, but Al Snow's right. 416 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,833 Blackman's got the personality of a… Like lint. 417 00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:52,333 I mean, he just… You know… 418 00:22:52,399 --> 00:22:55,000 [JR] I think Al Snow thinks you need a gimmick to get over here. 419 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,933 [Lawler] Yeah, and your point is? 420 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:02,133 [JR] Steve Blackman, all business, as we said. The Lethal Weapon. 421 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,333 Amazing athlete, is Blackman. 422 00:23:05,399 --> 00:23:08,899 And this should be an outstanding tag team match-up here. And we just… 423 00:23:08,966 --> 00:23:11,800 What a night this is already lined up to be. The Rock… 424 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:15,600 Well, apparently, taking on The Big Show and Triple H in a Handicap Match 425 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,399 'cause I can't see anybody… 426 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,000 uh, wanting to be The Rock's partner after being called a jabroni. 427 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,066 [Lawler] So, what you're saying is, Rock has no friends? 428 00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:25,833 No chance? 429 00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:28,399 [JR] The magnitude of competition has something to do with it. 430 00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:30,266 The Rock has alienated some. 431 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:34,200 Nice armbreak takedown by Edge on Al Snow. 432 00:23:34,266 --> 00:23:35,366 What about Kane and X-Pac, 433 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:37,000 -one-on-one tonight? -[Lawler] Look out! 434 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:39,933 [JR] Not to mention, The Hardys challenging The Outlaws 435 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,700 -for the Tag Team Titles. -[Lawler] I'm surprised they can walk, 436 00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:45,100 but they're not gonna be walking 'cause they're on a roll. 437 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:48,233 These guys are having… After that win last night at the Rumble, 438 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,166 I guess they're capable of anything. 439 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:54,366 You know, listen, I actually hear a little "Head Cheese" chant get started here. 440 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,000 -[JR] I haven't heard. -[Lawler] Listen! 441 00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:58,066 -[crowd chants] Head Cheese! -[Lawler] Head Cheese! 442 00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:00,500 [JR] You're encouraging people, that won't make Blackman 443 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:03,600 -very happy at all. -[Lawler] I like it. Head Cheese! 444 00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:05,700 [JR] Why would you wanna make Blackman mad? 445 00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:08,766 -He's a little psychotic, you know? -[Lawler] We're just trying to… Whoa. 446 00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:11,266 [JR] He had five or six years of his life unaccounted for. 447 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,266 [Lawler] We're trying to make him somebody. 448 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,533 [JR] Well, he is somebody. 449 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,833 He's a Lethal Weapon. You just saw a good connect 450 00:24:17,899 --> 00:24:19,866 with that elbow there on Christian. 451 00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:24,166 [Lawler] Somewhere during those four or five years, he had a charisma bypass. 452 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:26,200 [JR] Second time Blackman and Al have teamed up. 453 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:28,466 -We saw them on SmackDown… Oh, my! -[Lawler] Look out! 454 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,733 [crowd cheering] 455 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,166 [JR] Springboard crossbody from the inside out by Christian. 456 00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:35,633 Last Thursday night on SmackDown, 457 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:39,000 I thought that Al Snow and Blackman showed a little chemistry. 458 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:43,533 And here comes… here comes Edge around, no doubt about that. 459 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,233 [crowd clamoring] 460 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:49,700 Blackman can hurt you in a lot of ways and, seemingly, really enjoys doing it. 461 00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:53,399 Wait a minute! Blackman just dropped Christian, face-first, 462 00:24:53,466 --> 00:24:55,600 across the steps of the ring. 463 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,666 [Lawler] He can hurt you, but can he… can he entertain you? 464 00:24:58,733 --> 00:25:00,433 That's what Al Snow wants. 465 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,133 He wants somebody that's flashy, with a lot of pizzazz, as a partner. 466 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,766 [JR] You mean, someone diametrically opposed to him. 467 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,066 [Lawler] What? 468 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,366 [JR] Take another look at this devastation created 469 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:14,399 by "The Silent Assassin" Steve Blackman here. 470 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:17,733 -Oh! That was a-- -[Lawler] I think that was a great move! 471 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,866 But Blackman should have got up and done something, 472 00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:23,399 brought his hands up in the air, done a strut, or anything after that! 473 00:25:23,466 --> 00:25:24,899 [JR] How about that snap suplex? 474 00:25:24,966 --> 00:25:27,100 -[crowd chants] Head Cheese! -[JR] Do cartwheels? 475 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:29,399 -Light some pyro? -[Lawler] It's Head Cheese! 476 00:25:29,466 --> 00:25:31,433 I think that's gonna be their name. 477 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,133 It's a good gimmick, Head Cheese. 478 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,300 [JR] Blackman is not very gimmick-friendly, in my view, but… 479 00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:40,699 [Lawler] He don't seem to be getting along with Al, 480 00:25:40,766 --> 00:25:42,433 -but he should thank Al. -[JR] Oh! 481 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,266 [JR] Christian got the feet right in the solar plexus 482 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,666 as Blackman catapulted himself off the second rope. 483 00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:52,066 And, now, Christian tags in his brother, Edge. 484 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:52,966 [crowd cheering] 485 00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:56,666 Edge, and this kid is on a meteoric rise, right up the ladder. 486 00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:02,933 And he has Blackman in a faster pace than Blackman likes. 487 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,033 And there's a blind tag. Al Snow has made the tag. 488 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:09,566 I don't think either Blackman or Edge is aware of it, but Al did make the tag. 489 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:12,000 -At least I thought he did. -[Lawler] Why won't he come in? 490 00:26:12,066 --> 00:26:14,100 -Oh, here he comes. -[JR] He's coming in all right. 491 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,166 And I guess Blackman didn't know there was a tag. 492 00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,833 -Look at the teamwork! -[Lawler] Oh, man! 493 00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:19,866 -[JR] Teamwork! -[Lawler] Golly! Did you see that? 494 00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:21,933 [JR] That almost took Edge's head off. 495 00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:27,566 -[Lawler] Wow. -[JR] Blackman locking up with Christian. 496 00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:31,233 Al Snow is the legal man. Blackman and Christian 497 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,733 fighting to the outside. 498 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,666 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] There's the bell. What… 499 00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:38,266 Let him go. Let him go. 500 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:43,399 -[JR] What happened? -[referee] Send the EMT! Send him down! 501 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,233 -[Lawler] Edge is hurt. -[JR] The referee's calling for the EMTs. 502 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:51,766 -Edge is not moving. -[Lawler] Think Edge must be dead. 503 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,166 [JR] There's Val Venis. 504 00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:57,233 Val and Edge will soon to be brother-in-laws. 505 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,833 -[Lawler] Brothers-in-law. -[JR] Right. 506 00:26:58,899 --> 00:27:00,966 [crowd clamoring] 507 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,800 -[JR] I don't-- -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 508 00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:09,600 [JR] Well, bottom line is that Blackman and Al Snow have won this match-up. 509 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:13,433 But the bigger story is the well-being of Edge. 510 00:27:15,699 --> 00:27:17,733 [Lawler] I think he's out cold. 511 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,100 [JR] He's unconscious. 512 00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:20,833 [referee] Come on, he's hurt bad. 513 00:27:20,899 --> 00:27:22,800 He's hurting real bad. Come on. 514 00:27:22,866 --> 00:27:24,766 Come on, take it easy with him, take it easy. 515 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,433 [Lawler] What is she doing? 516 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,800 [JR] Does he need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? 517 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,033 [Lawler] She thinks he does. 518 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,166 [JR] Well, Barbara Bush, or BB, 519 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:36,466 is giving Edge mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 520 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,600 -And-- -[Lawler] Doing her job as an EMT. 521 00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:42,300 [JR] Well, he's moving around, is Edge. 522 00:27:42,366 --> 00:27:46,133 And he knocked cold by that move by… a tandem move by Blackman and Snow. 523 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,100 Take another look at the impact of this maneuver. 524 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:53,333 [Lawler] Look at the height Al Snow gets on this. Oh, man! 525 00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:58,533 And the back of Edge's head was bounced right off that mat. 526 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,433 He was out. 527 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,866 [JR] And his face was just crushed by the foot of Al Snow. 528 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:05,133 Blackman and Snow! 529 00:28:05,199 --> 00:28:07,000 [Lawler] Think he needed that mouth-to-mouth? 530 00:28:07,066 --> 00:28:10,699 [JR] It's starting to come together. That's somewhat an arguable point. 531 00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:12,566 ["Snow-Man" playing] 532 00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:15,500 [JR] Now, there's Chris Jericho. It's coming up next, 533 00:28:15,566 --> 00:28:18,699 The Intercontinental Title is coming up next. 534 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,633 Jericho, Hardcore Holly, next! 535 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,433 Come on, let's go. 536 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,433 Would you hurry it up? 537 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,300 Are you coming or not? 538 00:28:29,366 --> 00:28:31,800 No, I'm not, cuz. You know what? 539 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,899 I just might find myself a new tag team partner tonight. 540 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:39,466 I'll tell you what. Do what you gotta do, because I'm gonna go do what I have to do. 541 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:43,733 [JR] Oh, it sounds like the Hollys are having 542 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,399 somewhat of a family dispute, King. 543 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:47,733 The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 544 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,899 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment 545 00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:52,466 Intercontinental Championship! 546 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,566 Making his way to the ring, 547 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:58,366 weighing in at, allegedly, well over 400 pounds, 548 00:28:58,433 --> 00:29:00,733 Hardcore Holly! 549 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,833 [Lawler] Thank you, Lilian Garcia! 550 00:29:03,899 --> 00:29:05,166 She's a hottie. 551 00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:08,366 [JR] Hardcore Holly, he fought in that Triple Threat match-up 552 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:11,533 at the Royal Rumble, involving Chris Jericho and Chyna, 553 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,866 to determine the Undisputed Intercontinental Title… 554 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:15,833 -Champion, I should say. -[Lawler] That's right. 555 00:29:15,899 --> 00:29:18,800 And Hardcore has beaten… Well, he's beaten both of 'em in the past. 556 00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:20,800 He certainly deserves this shot. 557 00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:23,433 [JR] Well, Hardcore did not get the job done, 558 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,100 as we have heard, at the Royal Rumble. 559 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:29,300 Chris Jericho is the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion. 560 00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:31,300 -["Break The Walls Down" playing] -[crowd cheers] 561 00:29:31,366 --> 00:29:33,366 [Lawler] Now, we got a family feud with the Hollys. 562 00:29:33,433 --> 00:29:35,333 [JR] And did you see Jericho go after Holly? 563 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,699 -And Holly got in Chyna's face. -[Lawler] Cover your ears! 564 00:29:37,766 --> 00:29:40,699 -[explosion] -["Break the Walls Down" playing] 565 00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:46,433 ♪ Break the walls down! ♪ 566 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,899 [Lilian] His opponent, from Winnipeg, Canada, 567 00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:53,566 weighing in at 227 pounds… 568 00:29:53,633 --> 00:29:55,699 [JR] Here comes Jericho. 569 00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:57,699 -And the Intercontinental-- -[bell rings] 570 00:29:57,766 --> 00:30:00,033 The battle, the Intercontinental Title is on the line! 571 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:03,433 -And look at 'em brawl here! -[Lawler] Get out of there, Lilian! Man! 572 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,699 [JR] Jericho got right into Holly's face earlier, 573 00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:08,766 when Holly knocked down Chyna in the hallway. 574 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:12,333 And this match-up, a challenge by Jericho, accepted by Holly, 575 00:30:12,399 --> 00:30:13,666 for the Intercontinental Title! 576 00:30:13,733 --> 00:30:16,166 [Lawler] This is not a wrestling match, I guarantee you! 577 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:19,399 These guys are just flat-out fighting! They're slugging it out! 578 00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:21,399 Look! Oh, there you go! 579 00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:24,666 -[crowd chanting] Y2J! Y2J! -[JR] Jericho, now, reversing Holly. 580 00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:26,633 Boy, this is more of a street fight. 581 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,366 [Lawler] Hey, look! Look at this! 582 00:30:28,433 --> 00:30:30,399 -[JR] Here comes Chyna. -[crowd cheering] 583 00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:31,800 [Lawler] Oh! 584 00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:34,300 [JR] Chyna walking down the rampway. 585 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:39,699 Man, this is like a unique dichotomy of three diverse personalities, 586 00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:41,533 Jericho, Holly, and Chyna. 587 00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:45,366 [Lawler] I'm surprised to see Chyna out here. I thought she was… 588 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:47,600 I thought she had her lights knocked out by Holly. 589 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,500 [JR] Well, that was Holly's intention. 590 00:30:49,566 --> 00:30:52,333 Good thing that Jericho was walking down the hallway, and… 591 00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:56,266 Oh, Holly and Jericho exchanging those knife-edge chops. 592 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,100 -[crowd clamoring] -[Lawler] Wow! 593 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:02,466 [JR] Man alive! We talked about Kane and X-Pac tonight, 594 00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:06,566 we talked about The Rock taking on Hunter… Triple H and The Big Show, 595 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:08,233 but this is a hell of a match-up here! 596 00:31:08,966 --> 00:31:11,399 -Intercontinental Title at stake! -[Lawler] Right. 597 00:31:11,466 --> 00:31:14,600 [JR] Bulldog. And Hardcore Holly kicks out. 598 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,466 [Lawler] And Chyna looking on. 599 00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:21,066 She's got a special… Well, I guess, sort of a vested interest in this match. 600 00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:22,433 Whoa, man! 601 00:31:23,399 --> 00:31:26,100 [JR] Holly and Jericho are laying it in. 602 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:29,166 [Lawler] These guys are slapping the taste out of each other's mouth. 603 00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:31,766 [JR] Remember, the Intercontinental Championship, on the line. 604 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:37,066 Well, The Rock, scheduled to meet Triple H and The Big Show tonight. 605 00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:40,600 The Rock has a chance to get a partner, but with Cactus Jack not here. 606 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:41,733 [Lawler and JR] Look out! 607 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,733 [JR] Oh! Powerbomb. We got a new champion! 608 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,199 [JR] Two-count! And Jericho able to roll off those shoulders before the three. 609 00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,633 [Lawler] Wow, really close. 610 00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:56,199 [JR] Hardcore Holly just throwing that elbow 611 00:31:56,266 --> 00:31:58,399 viciously into the sternum of Jericho. 612 00:31:58,466 --> 00:32:00,133 [Lawler] Let me ask you this real quick. 613 00:32:00,199 --> 00:32:02,199 How do you know Cactus Jack is not gonna show up? 614 00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:03,600 [JR] Uh-oh, wait a minute. 615 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:05,266 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -[JR] Oh, look out. 616 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,366 Chyna grabbing the foot of Hardcore Holly. 617 00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:10,633 And Holly just stuck his foot right in Chyna's face. 618 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:13,766 [Lawler] First, her midsection, then her face. Now… 619 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,600 [JR] I'm not totally sure that Cactus won't be here. 620 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:18,833 Well, I'm surprised Triple H is even here 621 00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:22,366 after that vile street fight at the Royal Rumble. 622 00:32:22,433 --> 00:32:25,300 And, now, Hardcore Holly with a steel chair. 623 00:32:25,366 --> 00:32:27,100 -[Lawler] I tell ya, Hardcore… -[JR] Wait! 624 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:31,199 -[Lawler] …he's in a foul mood, isn't he? -[JR] He's going to Chyna! 625 00:32:31,266 --> 00:32:32,500 He's got… 626 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:35,199 Hardcore Holly's got… He was going for Chyna! 627 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:37,100 [Lawler] He's an equal opportunity offender, 628 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:40,433 he don't care who he puts through, man or woman. 629 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:45,500 [JR] And Jericho, intervening again, the second time tonight 630 00:32:45,566 --> 00:32:47,833 with Hardcore Holly and Chyna. 631 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,733 And, now, Chris Jericho is bringing the steel chair in the ring. 632 00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:55,600 Holly just hammering away at Jericho. 633 00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:57,800 Another hard right hand chop to the head. 634 00:32:57,866 --> 00:32:59,833 But Jericho, you gotta hand it to him, 635 00:32:59,899 --> 00:33:02,066 Jericho keeps fighting back time and again. 636 00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:04,000 [Lawler] Something else you gotta hand Jericho, 637 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:07,266 the fact that he's the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion now, 638 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,933 -and he offered this match to Holly. -[JR] Uh-oh. 639 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,500 Jericho tied up on the ropes. Jericho can't defend himself here. 640 00:33:13,566 --> 00:33:16,833 And wait a minute, Chyna's in the ring. 641 00:33:16,899 --> 00:33:19,199 Jericho in a helpless state. 642 00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:21,766 -[Lawler] Oh. -[JR] And Holly taking those free shots 643 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,500 at the Intercontinental Champion. 644 00:33:24,699 --> 00:33:25,899 And what is Chyna… 645 00:33:26,899 --> 00:33:29,633 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[JR] Look! Chyna, what's she gonna do? 646 00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:32,199 -Pedigree, right on the steel chair! -[Lawler] Whoa. 647 00:33:33,966 --> 00:33:37,533 [JR] Chyna just Pedigreed Hardcore Holly on the steel chair. 648 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,833 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] Asai Moonsault by Jericho! 649 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:45,399 And Jericho is still the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion! 650 00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:48,733 -["Break The Walls Down" playing] -[Lawler] What is this? 651 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,300 [Lilian] …Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho! 652 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:55,433 [Lawler] What's the deal between Chyna and Jericho? 653 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,899 But I will tell you this, that's twice… 654 00:33:58,899 --> 00:34:02,699 two nights in a row that Chyna has cost Bob Holly the IC Championship. 655 00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:06,600 [JR] Oh, wait a minute! Chyna, raising Jericho's hand, 656 00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:10,033 presenting him the Intercontinental Championship belt. 657 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:12,433 What's going on here? 658 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:16,100 -What's this all about? -[Lawler] I don't know. I'm shocked! 659 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:20,166 Last night at the Royal Rumble, you guys were involved 660 00:34:20,233 --> 00:34:22,866 in the first ever Tag Team Table match against The Dudley Boyz. 661 00:34:22,933 --> 00:34:25,666 You picked up the win, but your bodies were punished. 662 00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:28,699 And, tonight, you have a chance at the tag titles against New Age Outlaws. 663 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,799 But the question is, are you guys 100%? 664 00:34:31,866 --> 00:34:33,833 Last night was brutal, 665 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:39,299 but now it's time to forget about the pain and think about the titles. 666 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,466 Matt and Jeff Hardy are all about defying the odds. 667 00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:45,000 We did it last night, 668 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:47,366 and we'll do it again tonight for the tag team titles. 669 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:51,500 Hardy Boyz, you know what you punks did to me and my brother? 670 00:34:51,566 --> 00:34:54,000 You kept us up all night last night, 671 00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:57,200 thinking about what you did to us at the Royal Rumble. 672 00:34:57,266 --> 00:35:00,600 You've done something that nobody else has done before, 673 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,566 and that's beat us at our own game 674 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:06,299 by putting people through tables, such as The Dudley Boyz. 675 00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:08,633 [chuckles] As far as I'm concerned, 676 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:12,766 you have taken The Dudley Boyz to the extreme! 677 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:16,933 What me and my brother, D-Von, are about to do 678 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,400 has never ever been done before, 679 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:24,866 and it probably will never happen again. 680 00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:28,766 But after the Rumble, we'd like to shake your hand 681 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:32,400 and show you the proper respect. 682 00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:36,000 -[JR] What? -Respect back. 683 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,500 [crowd cheering] 684 00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:39,266 [all grunting] 685 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,266 Remember this, punks, 686 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:46,633 if by some reason you do beat The Outlaws tonight 687 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:50,433 for those WWE Tag Team Titles, 688 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:54,333 The Dudley Boyz get the first shot at 'em. 689 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,500 You got it. 690 00:35:57,066 --> 00:35:59,266 -[JR] Man. -And, Hardys, 691 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:03,266 just in case you both need a little help, 692 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,133 don't be afraid to call us. 693 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,500 [laughs] 694 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,133 [upbeat music playing] 695 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,633 [Cole] The WWE would like to remind you that our Superstars are trained athletes, 696 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,833 so none of their moves or stunts 697 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:19,133 should be tried at home by unskilled individuals. 698 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,200 This message is from the WWE. 699 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,799 [JR] Clearer words were never spoken. 700 00:36:25,866 --> 00:36:29,033 Kids, don't try those moves at home under any circumstances. 701 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,166 It's not cool, like Too Cool. 702 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:32,933 [Lawler] Oh, yeah! 703 00:36:34,133 --> 00:36:35,766 These guys are cool. 704 00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:39,233 [JR] Too Cool in tag team action here. 705 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,700 And, again, who will The Rock… 706 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:43,100 King, you think anybody's gonna join The Rock tonight? 707 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,766 [Lilian] …is scheduled for one fall. 708 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:50,000 Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 438 pounds, 709 00:36:50,066 --> 00:36:54,166 Scotty 2 Hotty and Grand Master Sexay, 710 00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:56,100 Too Cool! 711 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,900 [Lawler] Only one that I can think of that might wanna be his partner 712 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:02,400 would be Cactus Jack. But he ain't here, so… 713 00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,133 [JR] Rikishi made a huge impact 714 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,700 with his own buddies here at the Royal Rumble last night, King. 715 00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:11,933 [Lawler] Yup. But right now, I wanna tell you that PhoneFree.com 716 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,500 presents WWE No Way Out! 717 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:18,366 PhoneFree.com, free long-distance calls over the internet. 718 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,366 [JR] Sort of was the greatest Royal Rumble ever just a few hours ago. 719 00:37:22,433 --> 00:37:25,233 The Encore is tomorrow night on pay-per-view. 720 00:37:25,299 --> 00:37:28,033 -Every man for himself and… -["Slow Death" playing] 721 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,766 But here, we'll have tag team action. 722 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,766 [Lilian] Introducing first, 723 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:37,500 weighing in at, allegedly, over 400 pounds, Crash Holly! 724 00:37:37,566 --> 00:37:39,433 [Lawler] Wait a minute! 725 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,366 What's he doing, JR? He's coming up by himself? 726 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,066 He doesn't have a partner? 727 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:46,100 [JR] He mentioned earlier that he might get his own partner. 728 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,133 [Lawler] Who's it gonna be, that scale? 729 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,700 [JR] Hardcore and Crash, The Holly Cousins, 730 00:37:50,766 --> 00:37:52,733 apparently have had a falling out here tonight. 731 00:37:52,799 --> 00:37:54,633 [Lilian] And his tag team partner… 732 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,766 -["Gut Punch" playing] -[JR] Maybe not. 733 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:58,200 Oh, God! This is not… 734 00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:02,266 -Well, this ain't the cousin of Hardcore. -[Lilian] …weighing in at 496 pounds, 735 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,166 Viscera! 736 00:38:04,233 --> 00:38:07,666 [JR] Well, it was just this past Thursday night on SmackDown, 737 00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:11,633 we saw Crash Holly go one-on-one with Viscera. 738 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:15,433 And, now, Crash is walking away from his cousin, Hardcore. 739 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:19,266 [Lawler] Well, there must be some respect formed out of that, uh… 740 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,166 that match-up too, I guess. 741 00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:24,600 Because, now, it looks like Crash is teaming up with somebody his own size. 742 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:26,033 At least his own weight! 743 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,400 [JR] I guess that's what they have in common, right? 744 00:38:28,466 --> 00:38:30,966 They're both super heavyweights, Crash and Viscera. 745 00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:34,966 [Lawler] Don't make fun of Crash's height, don't stoop to that. 746 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:40,299 [JR] Grandmaster Sexay and Crash Holly in this tag team match-up. 747 00:38:40,366 --> 00:38:41,833 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh! Look out. 748 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,299 [JR] And, again, King, 749 00:38:43,366 --> 00:38:46,600 I just can't see anybody joining forces with The Rock tonight. 750 00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:49,866 And if that's the case, The Rock's gonna have to take on Triple H 751 00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:53,333 and The Big Show in a Handicap Match. 752 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,866 [Lawler] If that happens, you know what'll happen to The Rock? 753 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,733 He's gonna get the roody-poo poo kicked out of him. 754 00:38:58,799 --> 00:39:01,933 -Oh, no! Look out! -[JR] The power of Viscera. 755 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,400 Yeah, there's no way that The Rock, or any one man, 756 00:39:04,466 --> 00:39:08,299 can withstand two athletes the caliber of The Game and The Big Show. 757 00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:10,866 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh, man. 758 00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:14,900 [JR] Oh, had Viscera hit the mark there, there'd be a little greasy spot left. 759 00:39:14,966 --> 00:39:17,500 [Lawler] And the flattest face you've ever seen. 760 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:22,000 [JR] Scotty 2 Hotty, now, trying to handle this 496-pounder. 761 00:39:22,066 --> 00:39:23,600 [Lawler] Look at Crash. Uh-oh. 762 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:26,866 -[JR] Oh! -[Lawler laughs] 763 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:30,666 [JR] Crash… I don't know what Crash was trying. Some teamwork there. 764 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:32,233 It didn't quite work, but… 765 00:39:32,299 --> 00:39:36,233 [Lawler] I think that's why Hardcore doesn't have much hope for Crash. 766 00:39:36,299 --> 00:39:38,633 [JR] Gotta give Crash an A for an effort. 767 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,033 Crash is the legal man now, with Scotty 2 Hotty 768 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,866 with his customary headgear on. 769 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,866 Nice hurricanrana by Crash Holly. Pinning predicament here. 770 00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:50,400 -And a near fall. -[Lawler] Whoa. 771 00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:53,366 [JR] And what about the emotional one-on-one match-up, 772 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,533 -X-Pac and Kane-- -[Lawler] Oh, no. We got big trouble, JR. 773 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,733 Scotty's lost his hat. 774 00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:00,366 Look at that hair. 775 00:40:00,433 --> 00:40:02,900 -[JR] Biggest problem he has is Viscera. -[Lawler] His hair? 776 00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:07,400 -Ow! Ow! -[JR] Behind the kidneys. 777 00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:09,700 Scotty 2 Hotty is up with those kidneys shots. 778 00:40:10,566 --> 00:40:13,933 It's like… it's like he's climbing a big old mountain here. 779 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,033 [Lawler] Do you realize where you are, Scotty? 780 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,066 [JR] You realize where you're going, Scotty? 781 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:21,100 [Lawler] Yow! Oh, no! 782 00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:23,500 [JR] Oh! What a powerbomb! 783 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,133 I think Viscera had it right there. 784 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,900 [Lawler chuckles] He wanted to deliver the… Oh, big mistake! 785 00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,533 [JR] Viscera wanted to put the exclamation point on that. 786 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,733 One move too many. 787 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:38,466 Scotty 2 Hotty gets a tag to Grandmaster Sexay. 788 00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:41,066 [Lawler] You love to say it, don't you? Sexay. 789 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,066 Uh-oh. Look at this. 790 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:45,900 [JR] Nice powerbomb by Grandmaster. 791 00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:49,400 [Lawler] I think these things that Crash is trying are not really working out. 792 00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:52,933 -[JR] Crash has got a good attitude. -[Lawler] Double dropkick! 793 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,333 [JR] Double dropkick, nice move. 794 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,366 Took two men to get the 496-pounder down. 795 00:40:57,433 --> 00:40:59,533 But they did it, did Too Cool. 796 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:03,100 Another nice tandem move. 797 00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,933 -And Too Cool using… -[crowd cheering] 798 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,166 [JR] …some great teamwork. 799 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,533 [Lawler] Oh, look at this! 800 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,500 We're gonna see it! It's the Worm! There it is! 801 00:41:12,566 --> 00:41:14,766 -[laughs] -[crowd cheering] 802 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:18,466 Oh, man! 803 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,533 [JR] Lot of gyration for that big chop. 804 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,266 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[JR] Who's the legal man, King? 805 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,333 You kept up with it? 806 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,700 [Lawler] I think it's poor Crash. 807 00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:30,100 [crowd clamoring] 808 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:33,333 [JR] It is Crash. He is not long from the… 809 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,333 [JR] Wait the minute, Grandmaster Sexay put his flying glasses on. 810 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,333 -Yahoo! Oh! -[JR] Grandmaster off the top. 811 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,566 -That'll be it right there. -[Lawler] Same thing that-- 812 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,799 -[JR] Oh, look out! -[Lawler] Oh, man! 813 00:41:43,866 --> 00:41:46,033 [JR] Boy, did that… Oh, what a cover. 814 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,966 -I guess Viscera must be legal. -[Lawler] What? 815 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:50,333 -[bell rings] -[JR] Who's gonna argue with him? 816 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,900 [Lawler] No, wait a minute. 817 00:41:52,799 --> 00:41:56,633 [Lilian] Here are your winners, Crash and Viscera! 818 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,799 [JR] You'd think they just won the Tag Team Titles, 819 00:41:58,866 --> 00:42:02,133 like The Hardys will attempt to do tonight against The New Age Outlaws. 820 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,299 But don't forget, Kane and X-Pac, one-on-one tonight. 821 00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:11,266 Remember, a few months ago, Kane and X-Pac were the very, very best of friends! 822 00:42:13,299 --> 00:42:15,933 [JR] Are you ready for Kane and X-Pac? 823 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,500 [Cole] Kane and X-Pac! 824 00:42:17,566 --> 00:42:19,433 ["Are You Ready?" playing] 825 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:24,533 [JR] X-Pac and Kane are tight. X-Pac and Kane have a relationship. 826 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,500 [Cole] Kane became an emotional human being. 827 00:42:27,566 --> 00:42:30,333 [Lawler] X-Pac taught Kane those human qualities. 828 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,200 I mean, he's got feelings now. 829 00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:34,666 You and I, that's what's tight. 830 00:42:34,733 --> 00:42:35,866 We're bros. 831 00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:38,633 [Cole] X-Pac was brutally beaten, broken in half, 832 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,766 as Kane tends to his fallen friend. 833 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,200 He's more concerned about the welfare of X-Pac. 834 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,366 [JR] There's hell fire and brimstone himself! 835 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:53,100 The Big Red Machine is ready to explode here! 836 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:55,966 -[Lawler] Kane came in and saved him! -[Cole] Here's X-Pac now, 837 00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:59,500 -coming to help out his friend Kane. -[JR] X-Pac coming to Kane's aid. 838 00:42:59,566 --> 00:43:00,933 It's you and I, we're bros. 839 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,166 [JR] X-Pac with a spinning heel kick to The Rock! 840 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,566 Where'd he come from? 841 00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:07,500 X-Pac got the DX shirt. 842 00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:10,166 -My God! DX are together! Damn it! -[Lawler] It's DX! 843 00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:13,299 I just want you to know where my head's at with this DX thing. 844 00:43:13,366 --> 00:43:15,299 That's just something I'm doing on the side. 845 00:43:15,366 --> 00:43:18,100 You and I, that's what's tight. We're bros. 846 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:22,966 D-Generation X is back on top! 847 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:27,766 And I've just got a feeling that, tonight, you people are gonna see a new member. 848 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:31,066 [Cole] Do you think that Kane could be that new recruit? 849 00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:33,833 [Lawler] What a DX member Kane would make, The Big Red Machine. 850 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,100 -[Cole] Oh, no! -[Lawler] What? 851 00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:38,299 [Cole] That was a low blow from X-Pac to Kane! And the X-Factor! 852 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:39,833 -[Lawler] What? -[Cole] Oh, no! 853 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,533 Again, a four-on-one attack by D-Generation X! 854 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,799 [Lawler] I knew there was no place in DX for a softie like Kane. 855 00:43:45,866 --> 00:43:49,066 [Cole] Kane has been stabbed in the back by the person he thought 856 00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:50,833 -was his best friend. -[Lawler laughs] 857 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:54,633 [X-Pac] I guess my job of carrying your big ass is over, 858 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,566 'cause you're a piece of crap! 859 00:43:57,066 --> 00:43:59,766 [JR] Will the final chapter be written tonight, King, 860 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:02,233 between X-Pac and Kane? 861 00:44:02,299 --> 00:44:04,100 [Lawler] I don't know, but I guarantee you, 862 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,100 Tori will have something to say about that. 863 00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:10,366 [JR] It's not gonna be pretty! It's gonna be physical! The War is next! 864 00:44:11,433 --> 00:44:16,000 [JR] Well, we are live in Philadelphia, but you're looking live at Times Square. 865 00:44:16,066 --> 00:44:20,966 And standing inside, our colleague, Jonathan Coachman, at WWE New York. 866 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:25,400 Well, JR, thank you very much. We're back in the heart of Times Square, 867 00:44:25,466 --> 00:44:28,100 right here in Times Square at WWE New York, 868 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:31,066 the most exciting on-site sports entertainment complex 869 00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:32,733 the world has ever seen, 870 00:44:32,799 --> 00:44:35,266 and is quickly becoming The Coach's home away from home, 871 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:39,166 and quickly becoming the place, the only place, to watch Raw is War. 872 00:44:39,233 --> 00:44:41,866 As you can see, a few hundred of my closest fans 873 00:44:41,933 --> 00:44:44,100 have joined me down here tonight. 874 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,500 These guys want some answers. 875 00:44:45,566 --> 00:44:48,166 They're pumped. They're ready to go. They love Raw is War. 876 00:44:48,233 --> 00:44:50,299 We'll be back a little bit later on. But, now, 877 00:44:50,366 --> 00:44:54,299 let's send it back down to Jersey Turnpike to you guys in Philadelphia. 878 00:44:55,633 --> 00:44:57,366 -[explosions] -[JR] And here we go. 879 00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:00,500 -We are back live in Philadelphia. -["Slow Chemical" playing] 880 00:45:00,566 --> 00:45:02,066 The arena's been sold out for weeks. 881 00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:05,733 And, boy, we never dreamed that this match would be here tonight, 882 00:45:05,799 --> 00:45:07,400 Kane and X-Pac. 883 00:45:07,466 --> 00:45:11,733 And, King, as we have said, this one is very, very personal. 884 00:45:11,799 --> 00:45:14,633 [Lilian] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 885 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:18,200 Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tori, 886 00:45:18,266 --> 00:45:21,166 weighing in at 326 pounds, 887 00:45:21,233 --> 00:45:22,766 Kane! 888 00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,000 [Lawler] Well, JR, last night at the Rumble, 889 00:45:25,066 --> 00:45:27,433 you know, I guess, I sort of picked Kane. 890 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:31,200 I really thought that Kane had an excellent chance to win the Rumble. 891 00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:33,433 But you know what happened. You saw it. 892 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,666 X-Pac got eliminated. 893 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:37,166 Somehow, he snuck back in under the bottom rope 894 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,900 -and he delivered, I think, an illegal-- -[explosions] 895 00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:41,500 -[JR] Oh! -[Lawler] Oh, man! 896 00:45:41,566 --> 00:45:44,466 …an illegal spin kick and eliminated Kane… 897 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,500 well, illegally. Kane really shouldn't have been eliminated. 898 00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:50,366 [JR] You're right. X-Pac was eliminated. The referee didn't see it. 899 00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:51,566 ["Make Some Noise" playing] 900 00:45:51,633 --> 00:45:53,500 And, in any event, 901 00:45:53,566 --> 00:45:56,933 this is even more personal than just the Royal Rumble. 902 00:45:57,766 --> 00:46:00,366 Kane has a relationship with Tori. 903 00:46:00,433 --> 00:46:03,666 A unique relationship he's never had with another female. 904 00:46:03,733 --> 00:46:07,433 [Lilian] His opponent, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, 905 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:11,933 weighing in at 222 pounds, X-Pac! 906 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,333 [Lawler] You're right. Kane has a relationship with Tori. 907 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,799 But if you ask me, 908 00:46:15,866 --> 00:46:19,433 X-Pac had a little relationship with Tori over the Christmas holidays, 909 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,666 -if you know what I mean. -[JR] And Tori really, 910 00:46:21,733 --> 00:46:23,166 in my view, hasn't been the same 911 00:46:23,233 --> 00:46:26,166 since she returned from that little holiday with X-Pac. 912 00:46:26,233 --> 00:46:29,866 When she returned she said, "Oh, he was a perfect gentleman." 913 00:46:30,466 --> 00:46:33,766 [Lawler chuckles] Oh, yes. She was making X-Pac crazy. 914 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:36,266 [JR] And that surprises me, 915 00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:39,833 in as much as I just couldn't believe, X-Pac would've been a perfect gentleman 916 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,833 in that environment. 917 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,433 [Lawler] So, you're doubting Tori's word now? 918 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:46,233 Who are you down for tonight, JR? 919 00:46:46,299 --> 00:46:49,066 [JR] I just… There's a lot of unanswered questions. 920 00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:52,900 One question, with the personal issue between X-Pac and Kane, 921 00:46:52,966 --> 00:46:55,733 I think's gonna be settled right here tonight, 922 00:46:55,799 --> 00:46:58,066 right now, live, here in Philadelphia. 923 00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:01,100 [Lawler] I could swear that's sort of a lustful look 924 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,033 when Tori gazes at X-Pac. 925 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,733 [JR] I don't think it's lustful at all. 926 00:47:05,799 --> 00:47:08,666 I think she's looking at him with total disdain. 927 00:47:09,799 --> 00:47:13,666 X-Pac, resourceful, very agile, very quick. 928 00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:16,266 But he's gotta be that and more to put down Kane here. 929 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,600 [Lawler] Oh, man, what a shot! 930 00:47:17,666 --> 00:47:19,400 [JR] Leg shot right to the face by X-Pac. 931 00:47:19,466 --> 00:47:21,766 [Lawler] Why does she have disdain for X-Pac, 932 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:24,666 when she said out of her own mouth that he was a perfect gentleman? 933 00:47:24,733 --> 00:47:27,433 [JR] That's a great question I cannot answer. 934 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:31,000 There's a lot of unanswered questions involved in this relationship that… Oh. 935 00:47:31,066 --> 00:47:32,566 Maybe none of us will ever know. 936 00:47:32,633 --> 00:47:34,266 And look at Kane assert himself. 937 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:37,566 The Big Red Machine, standing almost seven feet tall, 938 00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:39,833 -well over 300 pounds-- -[Lawler] Okay. Okay. 939 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:43,633 You can sing Kane's praises all you wanna, but let's give X-Pac a little credit. 940 00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:46,200 He's the one that called for this match. He's holding his own. 941 00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:49,400 He's standing up against the… What do you call him? 942 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:50,933 -[JR] Big Red Machine? -[Lawler] No! 943 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,133 I call him the big red retard! 944 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,500 -[JR] Well, that's not very nice. -[Lawler] Oh, look out! 945 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,700 [JR] And Kane, went under the foot. 946 00:47:58,766 --> 00:48:01,400 X-Pac, highly skilled, there's no doubt about that. 947 00:48:01,466 --> 00:48:05,166 And look out! Power moves will put X-Pac away. 948 00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:08,299 And Kane, now, with a blatant choke on X-Pac. 949 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:11,033 Can you imagine what's going through Kane's mind? 950 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,799 He must be like us, wondering what took place 951 00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:16,333 during the Christmas holidays behind closed doors. 952 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,266 [Lawler] First of all, he's not like us, JR. 953 00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:20,299 Not at all. He's weird. 954 00:48:20,366 --> 00:48:24,200 But yeah, you're right, he does wonder what went on behind the closed door, 955 00:48:24,266 --> 00:48:25,733 because Kane's insanely jealous. 956 00:48:25,799 --> 00:48:29,500 I mean, he finally got a hot number like Tori to go for. And who else-- 957 00:48:29,566 --> 00:48:31,866 [JR] Look at the disrespect from X-Pac to Tori. 958 00:48:31,933 --> 00:48:33,866 -Kane's a tormented soul. -[Lawler] Look at this. 959 00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,633 -[JR] He's had a… -[Lawler laughs] 960 00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,866 [JR] …a controversial life, his entire life. 961 00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:40,066 -[Lawler] Oh, no. Watch out. -[JR] Oh, God. 962 00:48:40,133 --> 00:48:43,733 -[Lawler] Look out. Got our cameraman. -[JR] X-Pac knocked the cameraman down 963 00:48:43,799 --> 00:48:47,066 as he was thrown over the top rope by Kane. 964 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,633 [Lawler] Oh, watch it JR, this doesn't look good. 965 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:52,133 Oh, he's going after the referee. Kane has gone nuts. 966 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,666 -He's snapped. Come on. -[crowd clamoring] 967 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:58,066 Watch it, Tori's in the ring. Look at this spin kick. 968 00:49:01,233 --> 00:49:05,333 [JR] Kane choking X-Pac down off the ring apron. 969 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,533 [Lawler] What is Tori doing in the middle of the ring? 970 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,299 [JR] She went there for safety, to distance herself from X-Pac. 971 00:49:10,366 --> 00:49:12,066 [Lawler] Let's you and I go there. 972 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:14,533 [JR] Oh, this doesn't look good. Wait a minute. 973 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,366 X-Pac, still up to bat, 974 00:49:16,433 --> 00:49:19,266 and Kane shoved right into the steel steps. 975 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:22,866 And that took The Big Red Machine down. And, now, X-Pac in the ring with Tori. 976 00:49:22,933 --> 00:49:24,733 [Lawler] Oh, look at that view. [shrieks] 977 00:49:24,799 --> 00:49:26,466 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Oh, come on! 978 00:49:26,533 --> 00:49:28,600 [Lawler] He spanked her. He slapped her on the butt. 979 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:31,666 -Look at this! Oh, my God! -[JR] Good God almighty. 980 00:49:31,733 --> 00:49:34,233 -[Lawler shrieks] -[JR] X-Pac just forced himself 981 00:49:34,299 --> 00:49:35,433 on that young woman. 982 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,000 [Lawler] I think she liked it, JR. 983 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:41,333 -Rammed his tongue down her throat. -[JR] That's hideous! 984 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,866 -[Tori screaming] -Look at Tori. 985 00:49:43,933 --> 00:49:47,333 -[Lawler] Wait, why she's screaming? -[JR] She's screaming! 986 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,200 She's upset! And, now, X-Pac has got… 987 00:49:50,266 --> 00:49:52,233 X-Pac's got a chair! 988 00:49:52,299 --> 00:49:55,500 -[Lawler] X-Pac seems to be upset. Oh! -[crowd jeering] 989 00:49:55,566 --> 00:49:57,266 -[JR] With Tori in his arms! -[bell rings] 990 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,733 Kane got hit in the back of the head with that steel chair! 991 00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:02,700 -[crowd clamoring] -You know you want it, baby! 992 00:50:03,566 --> 00:50:05,966 -[JR] What in the… What is… -["Make Some Noise" playing] 993 00:50:06,033 --> 00:50:07,833 [Lawler] I don't know. X-Pac is telling Tori, 994 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,500 "You know you want it, baby." 995 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,900 -[JR] Man, this-- -[Lawler] He kissed her lipstick off. 996 00:50:13,966 --> 00:50:16,966 [JR] X-Pac may have just signed his career away. 997 00:50:17,033 --> 00:50:18,833 [Lawler] He was all up in her mouth. 998 00:50:18,899 --> 00:50:22,799 [JR] X-Pac may have just sign his professional death certificate. 999 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:25,566 [Lawler] Might be worth it. 1000 00:50:25,633 --> 00:50:26,933 Wow! 1001 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,600 [JR] Folks, we got the tag team titles are gonna be decided, next. 1002 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,766 [presenter] And now, the Slam of the Week, 1003 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:41,333 presented by THQ's WWE WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64. 1004 00:50:41,399 --> 00:50:44,966 This Christmas's hottest game is now back in stock. 1005 00:50:45,033 --> 00:50:46,500 [JR] D-Von on the table! 1006 00:50:46,566 --> 00:50:48,299 Jeff Hardy! Don't do it, Jeff! 1007 00:50:48,366 --> 00:50:51,066 -Don't do it! My God! -[Lawler exclaims] 1008 00:50:51,133 --> 00:50:53,399 A Senton Bomb from the balcony! 1009 00:50:53,466 --> 00:50:57,066 -[Lawler] These guys are insane! -[JR] Can you believe this match-up? 1010 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:58,033 [bell ringing] 1011 00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:01,166 You really shouldn't compete tonight. 1012 00:51:01,233 --> 00:51:03,566 -I'm fine. -And you were saying-- 1013 00:51:03,633 --> 00:51:06,100 [Tori] Where is he, huh? Where is he? 1014 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,633 [Triple H] He's not here. 1015 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:09,466 -[Kane] Where's X-Pac? -He packed his stuff! 1016 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:10,799 He's gone. He left. 1017 00:51:10,866 --> 00:51:13,866 -He's outta here. He already left. -He came in here and grabbed his bag… 1018 00:51:16,533 --> 00:51:17,700 [sighs] 1019 00:51:18,566 --> 00:51:19,733 Good thing they left. 1020 00:51:19,799 --> 00:51:21,866 -["Oh… You Didn't Know" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1021 00:51:21,933 --> 00:51:24,133 [Road Dogg] Oh, you didn't know? 1022 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:31,700 Your ass better call somebody! 1023 00:51:32,866 --> 00:51:34,966 [JR] Tag Team Champions are on their way to the ring. 1024 00:51:35,033 --> 00:51:39,133 -X-Pac on his way out of town. -Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! 1025 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,333 You're damn right! 1026 00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,399 [crowd cheering] 1027 00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:46,566 You see, it's me. 1028 00:51:46,633 --> 00:51:50,333 It's me! It's that D-O-Double G. 1029 00:51:52,633 --> 00:51:56,299 Mobbing once again with that B-A-Double D. 1030 00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:02,733 [crowd cheering] 1031 00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:05,266 [JR] The Outlaws were very fortunate to retain the tag titles 1032 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,566 at the Royal Rumble. 1033 00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:10,299 Got a good assist from X-Pac against The Acolytes. 1034 00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:11,700 [Road Dogg] Cut the music. 1035 00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:13,533 ["Oh… You Didn't Know" fades out] 1036 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,566 City of Brotherly Love, welcome to the Dogg House! 1037 00:52:19,633 --> 00:52:22,200 [crowd jeering] 1038 00:52:24,299 --> 00:52:27,066 Where you know those New Age Outlaws 1039 00:52:27,133 --> 00:52:30,000 always like to kick that shiznit… 1040 00:52:30,066 --> 00:52:31,666 [crowd] Doggy style! 1041 00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:32,799 You're damn right! 1042 00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:36,366 Now, then, let's see if we can't make a little noise up in this… 1043 00:52:36,433 --> 00:52:38,833 [crowd] Bitch! 1044 00:52:38,899 --> 00:52:42,766 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, 1045 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:45,333 D-Generation X, proudly brings to you 1046 00:52:45,399 --> 00:52:51,200 its WWE Tag Team Champions of the world, 1047 00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:55,399 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, "The Badd Ass" Billy Gunn, 1048 00:52:55,466 --> 00:52:58,166 -The New Age… -[crowd] Outlaws! 1049 00:52:58,233 --> 00:53:00,766 [crowd cheering] 1050 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:01,966 [Lawler] Wow. 1051 00:53:02,033 --> 00:53:04,799 And, of course, if you're not down with that, 1052 00:53:04,866 --> 00:53:07,799 I got two words for you… 1053 00:53:07,866 --> 00:53:09,933 [crowd] Suck it! 1054 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,033 [JR] Certainly, a great night for The Outlaws, 1055 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:14,533 with the tag titles on the line against The Hardys, 1056 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,600 as The Hardys came off one of the most scintillating match-ups, 1057 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:21,600 one of the most dangerous match-ups we've ever witnessed at the Royal Rumble 1058 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:26,033 in the first ever Tag Team Table Match, and that upset victory over The Dudleys. 1059 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,633 [Lilian] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 1060 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,966 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment 1061 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,066 Tag Team Championship. 1062 00:53:33,133 --> 00:53:36,500 Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Terri, 1063 00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:39,733 at a combined weight of 430 pounds, 1064 00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:44,233 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz! 1065 00:53:44,299 --> 00:53:45,799 [Lawler] Hello! She should have said, 1066 00:53:45,866 --> 00:53:48,700 "Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by The Hardys." 1067 00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,833 Oh, look at that hair with Terri. 1068 00:53:50,899 --> 00:53:55,633 [JR] Terri was pretty shocking in her swimsuit at the Royal Rumble, 1069 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,700 as with the other six ladies. 1070 00:53:57,766 --> 00:53:59,899 And The Encore is tomorrow night… Here we go! 1071 00:53:59,966 --> 00:54:02,600 Tag team titles on the line here, don't forget that. 1072 00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:04,500 The Outlaws taking on… Oh, my! The Hardys. 1073 00:54:04,566 --> 00:54:05,766 And you gotta believe 1074 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:10,233 that The Hardys don't have a spot on their bodies that's not sore. 1075 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:13,066 [Lawler] Well, I mean, that was… And really… Uh-oh, you're right. 1076 00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:15,600 -Look at this. They're bandaged up. -[JR] Look at those ribs. 1077 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:18,333 Look at those ribs. Matt Hardy's ribs, heavily taped there. 1078 00:54:18,399 --> 00:54:21,366 You gotta think, he'd try to keep that shirt on, would love to have it on, 1079 00:54:21,433 --> 00:54:22,766 and not expose those ribs. 1080 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,166 [Lawler] I don't think he is exactly pulled it off himself. 1081 00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:28,433 I think that Mr. Ass did that. Hey, look at this. 1082 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,766 [JR] And here come Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley, 1083 00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:34,600 who had a show of respect with The Hardys earlier, 1084 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,333 which surprised a lot of folks… 1085 00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:38,799 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] …including us. 1086 00:54:38,866 --> 00:54:41,233 [JR] And this is… The shape The Hardys are in, 1087 00:54:41,299 --> 00:54:44,666 as sore as they are, as battered and bruised as they are, 1088 00:54:44,733 --> 00:54:47,100 this match may not last long. And the Road Dogg, 1089 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,933 driving his knee right in those injured ribs. 1090 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,066 [Lawler] But look at this. 1091 00:54:50,133 --> 00:54:52,333 I think these guys are out here to help The Hardys. 1092 00:54:52,399 --> 00:54:54,066 [JR] What are The Dudleys doing? 1093 00:54:54,766 --> 00:54:57,766 -They're looking for something there-- -[Lawler] Well, they told The Hardys 1094 00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:59,866 if they need any help, all you gotta do is ask. 1095 00:54:59,933 --> 00:55:01,200 [JR] That is another… 1096 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,233 [Lawler] They're just waiting for The Hardys to ask. 1097 00:55:04,299 --> 00:55:06,700 [JR] Think The Dudleys will introduce The Outlaws to a table? 1098 00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:08,200 [Lawler] Oh, boy. 1099 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:12,033 [JR] Yeah, The Dudleys, they made that comment, 1100 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,899 "Hey, you win the title tonight," 1101 00:55:13,966 --> 00:55:17,033 Bubba to The Hardys, "We wanna be in line for the title shot." 1102 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:20,299 [Lawler] What great seats. Their table's almost better than ours. 1103 00:55:21,399 --> 00:55:23,933 [JR] And all of the strength of Mr. Ass, 1104 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,799 standing vertical suplex into a Jackhammer. 1105 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:28,666 And right on those injured ribs of Matt Hardy. 1106 00:55:28,733 --> 00:55:31,566 -Fat bastard! -[crowd clamoring] 1107 00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:34,566 [JR] Rather discouraging words 1108 00:55:34,633 --> 00:55:38,566 were uttered from the lips of Mr. Ass towards Bubba Dudley. 1109 00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:41,000 And Mr. Ass and The Road Dogg make the exchange. 1110 00:55:41,066 --> 00:55:44,266 The Tag Team Champions looking very crisp here. 1111 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,833 [Lawler] Speaking of looking crisp, what about Terri last night 1112 00:55:46,899 --> 00:55:48,966 in the Miss Rumble Swimsuit Contest? 1113 00:55:49,033 --> 00:55:50,799 Oh, did she look great? 1114 00:55:50,866 --> 00:55:52,733 [JR] Yes, she did. So did all the other ladies. 1115 00:55:52,799 --> 00:55:55,533 [Lawler] She had a great swimsuit. I tried to talk her out of it but… 1116 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,533 [JR] I'm sure you did. Look at Road Dogg just kicking away at the torso, 1117 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,266 that battered and bruised torso… 1118 00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,933 [Lawler] Speaking of torso, look at Terri's torso. 1119 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,299 It's hard for me concentrate on this match with Terri. 1120 00:56:07,366 --> 00:56:09,066 [JR] No, get out of here! 1121 00:56:10,866 --> 00:56:14,133 [Lawler] You know what, if I had been The Hardys, 1122 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:18,466 I think that, tonight, I would have just sort of refused the competition. 1123 00:56:18,533 --> 00:56:21,933 They're in no shape, they went through tables off the balconies 1124 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,733 in Madison Square Garden last night. 1125 00:56:23,799 --> 00:56:27,500 [JR] That may be one way of looking at it. The other, opportunity. 1126 00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:30,700 The other reason is, the opportunity presents itself to be Tag Team Champions, 1127 00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:32,866 you gotta go for it, hurt or not. 1128 00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:35,366 And these Hardys wouldn't have it any other way. 1129 00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:39,899 And these kids were long shots to even make it to the WWE. 1130 00:56:39,966 --> 00:56:41,799 But, man, they have and they are… 1131 00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:44,533 they're on the verge of being the team… 1132 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,466 the team in the WWE in the years to come. 1133 00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:50,733 [Lawler] Yeah, and if they won the WWE Tag Team Titles tonight… 1134 00:56:50,799 --> 00:56:54,166 -Can you imagine what that feels like? -[JR] Oh, my God! Man! Good Lord! 1135 00:56:54,233 --> 00:56:57,000 And The Outlaws not wasting… No wasted motion at all. 1136 00:56:57,066 --> 00:57:00,633 But The New Age Outlaws, going after those injured body parts. 1137 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,100 We have yet to see Jeff Hardy legally in this match-up. 1138 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:07,166 [Lawler] Well, that's because poor Matt Hardy has not been able, 1139 00:57:07,233 --> 00:57:09,566 or had a chance, to tag. 1140 00:57:09,633 --> 00:57:11,399 [JR] Great strategy by The Outlaws. 1141 00:57:11,466 --> 00:57:13,399 [indistinct chatter] 1142 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:16,033 [JR] And The Dudleys got the ringside seat on that table. 1143 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,866 [Lawler] Oh, look at this. They're two in the… Oh! 1144 00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:20,100 They went to mock The Hardys! 1145 00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:22,833 They went to make the move that The Hardys use! Uh-oh! 1146 00:57:22,899 --> 00:57:25,233 [JR] Another beautiful move by Matt Hardy! 1147 00:57:25,299 --> 00:57:26,899 And, now, can Matt make the tag? 1148 00:57:26,966 --> 00:57:29,533 If he does, we could have one another huge upset here. 1149 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,899 -I loved that move. That was pretty good. -I kinda like that. 1150 00:57:32,966 --> 00:57:36,433 [JR] We could have this two nights in a row, The Hardys… 1151 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,399 [Lawler] And The Dudleys are still giving The Hardys their props. 1152 00:57:39,466 --> 00:57:42,166 They admit, they know that was a hell of a move. 1153 00:57:42,933 --> 00:57:44,700 [JR] Matt Hardy has gotta make a tag here. 1154 00:57:44,766 --> 00:57:46,433 Both The Outlaws are in the ring. 1155 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:49,533 I don't know which one is legal, or if it even matters at this point. 1156 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,100 Matt Hardy needs to make a tag to his brother, Jeff. 1157 00:57:52,166 --> 00:57:54,700 [Lawler] Road Dogg wants to make a tag but there's nobody there. 1158 00:57:54,766 --> 00:57:56,633 They've been dragged over there. 1159 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,833 -Oh, yeah, keep jumping. -[JR] And here's Matt! 1160 00:57:58,899 --> 00:58:01,166 Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy's here! 1161 00:58:01,233 --> 00:58:04,600 -[Lawler] Jump, Terri, jump! -[JR] What does Jeff have left tonight? 1162 00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:06,100 -[Lawler] Oh! -[JR] Oh, man. 1163 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:08,200 -He just horsed down the Road Dogg. -[Lawler] Yeah! 1164 00:58:08,266 --> 00:58:11,133 -[JR] Oh, what a high back body drop. -[Lawler] Oh, no, make Terri jump. 1165 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,766 [JR] And Jeff holding his self. Here comes Matt. 1166 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,200 [JR] And Mr. Ass just ate some of the security wall. 1167 00:58:18,266 --> 00:58:19,533 [Lawler chuckles] 1168 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,100 -[JR] And The Hardys… -[Lawler] I think we got new champions 1169 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,933 -on the horizon! -[JR] I think you're right. 1170 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,433 The Hardys are cooking! 1171 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,333 -Senton Bomb! Can you hear it? -[Lawler] He got it! 1172 00:58:28,399 --> 00:58:31,233 -[JR] It's over! It's over! -[crowd cheering] 1173 00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:33,866 God Almighty, it's over! We've got it! 1174 00:58:33,933 --> 00:58:35,633 -Wait a minute! -[Lawler] What? 1175 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:39,200 [JR] What the hell was that? The Dudleys just pulled out the referee. 1176 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:42,666 -The Hardys had the title won! -[Lawler] Bubba Ray stopped the count. 1177 00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:44,333 [JR] Those damn Dudley Brothers! 1178 00:58:44,399 --> 00:58:47,399 -[Lawler] What… -[JR] The damn Dudleys! 1179 00:58:47,466 --> 00:58:49,333 [Lawler] I think they… 1180 00:58:49,399 --> 00:58:50,833 [JR] Oh! 3D! 1181 00:58:50,899 --> 00:58:52,899 [crowd jeering] 1182 00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:55,700 I cannot believe the audacity! 1183 00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:57,933 [Lawler] So much for respect from The Dudleys. 1184 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,766 I don't think you want their respect. Oh, no! 1185 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:00,966 [JR] For God's sakes! 1186 00:59:01,033 --> 00:59:02,766 The Hardys are being decimated 1187 00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,799 -by The Dudleys! -[Lawler] Get outta there, Terri. 1188 00:59:04,866 --> 00:59:07,266 [crowd booing] 1189 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:10,266 [JR] And, now, The Dudleys… This has gotten… 1190 00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:13,066 If that wasn't enough, a double team… 1191 00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:15,466 [Lawler] They're gonna finish off The Hardys right here. 1192 00:59:15,533 --> 00:59:17,633 [JR] They may stack The Hardys up 1193 00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:20,399 -like cord wood on the table! -[Lawler] You know what this is, JR? 1194 00:59:20,466 --> 00:59:24,066 This is a receipt. This is a receipt for what happened to The Dudleys 1195 00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:26,833 -last night at The Garden. -[JR] It's payback for the Royal Rumble. 1196 00:59:26,899 --> 00:59:28,733 [Lawler] Oh, Terri, don't get in there. 1197 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:31,866 [JR] Terri gonna try to maybe reason with The Dudleys. 1198 00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:36,066 [Lawler] I think you'd be better off going to get help. 1199 00:59:36,133 --> 00:59:38,333 [JR] Matt and Jeff can't defend themselves. 1200 00:59:38,399 --> 00:59:40,299 Matt and Jeff Hardy are busted up. 1201 00:59:41,799 --> 00:59:44,266 -And wait a minute! What the hell? -[Lawler] Wait a minute! 1202 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,866 [JR] D-Von, what are you doing? 1203 00:59:45,933 --> 00:59:47,966 Huh? You want some? 1204 00:59:48,033 --> 00:59:49,899 -You… -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1205 00:59:49,966 --> 00:59:52,133 -The hell are you doing? -What the hell are you doing? 1206 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,833 -What, you gonna punch her in the face? -You're damn right! 1207 00:59:54,899 --> 00:59:56,966 Why would you punch her in the face… 1208 00:59:57,033 --> 00:59:59,266 -when you can put her through a table? -[crowd cheering] 1209 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,399 -[JR] What? -[Lawler] What? 1210 01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:01,566 [JR] He doesn't mean that! 1211 01:00:01,633 --> 01:00:03,466 Testify! 1212 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:06,266 [JR] These Dudleys can't mean that. 1213 01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:07,833 [Lawler] Wait a minute, that's Terri! 1214 01:00:07,899 --> 01:00:10,133 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Not little Terri. 1215 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,600 [Lawler] You're kidding! What? 1216 01:00:14,566 --> 01:00:15,966 [JR] Oh, my God. 1217 01:00:16,033 --> 01:00:18,233 My God! You can't slam her! 1218 01:00:18,299 --> 01:00:21,000 -No, no, no! God Almighty! -[crowd cheering] 1219 01:00:21,066 --> 01:00:23,766 -[bell ringing] -Terri's been broken in half 1220 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,966 by The Dudleys onto that damn table! 1221 01:00:27,033 --> 01:00:28,700 [crowd jeering] 1222 01:00:30,733 --> 01:00:34,133 -For the love of God! -[Lawler] Look at that idiot! 1223 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,033 [indistinct chatter] 1224 01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:39,600 [JR] This is… this is sick! 1225 01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:41,833 -[Lawler] Get her down! -[JR] They've taken it too far! 1226 01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:44,366 -[Lawler] Somebody help her! -[indistinct chatter] 1227 01:00:46,733 --> 01:00:48,500 [JR] For God's sakes! 1228 01:00:50,899 --> 01:00:52,566 [Lawler] Get her help! 1229 01:00:52,633 --> 01:00:54,899 [JR] Well, we need help out here, badly. 1230 01:00:54,966 --> 01:00:57,200 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 1231 01:00:57,266 --> 01:01:00,899 [JR] I… I find this… This is… 1232 01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:03,866 [Lawler] Look at this idiot. 1233 01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:06,600 [JR] This is the most heinous thing 1234 01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:10,000 I've ever seen perpetrated here in the WWE. 1235 01:01:10,966 --> 01:01:15,266 Those damn Dudleys just powerbombed Terri right through that table! 1236 01:01:16,299 --> 01:01:17,600 [Lawler] Oh, God. 1237 01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,799 Look at this, JR. I cannot believe my eyes… Oh. 1238 01:01:23,866 --> 01:01:25,866 -[bell ringing] -[JR] I can't believe it. 1239 01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:28,833 I cannot believe the audacity, 1240 01:01:28,899 --> 01:01:33,299 the vile nature of The Dudleys, assaulting this young woman. 1241 01:01:33,366 --> 01:01:35,299 -[indistinct chatter] -[JR] She's… 1242 01:01:35,366 --> 01:01:37,033 She's hurt badly. 1243 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:40,766 -Terri Runnels is hurt badly. -[crowd clamoring] 1244 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,933 [JR] We are live, ladies and gentlemen, here in Philadelphia. 1245 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,133 The EMTs has just removed Terri from the ring. 1246 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:52,200 And you could see the dire nature of her condition. 1247 01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:53,366 At least her eyes are open. 1248 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:56,333 You gotta be wondering what she's about thinking right now. 1249 01:01:56,399 --> 01:01:59,633 And, King, we're gonna show the fans just only for that moment. 1250 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:02,466 Look at the expression on Terri's face here. 1251 01:02:02,533 --> 01:02:05,333 Focus… focus on that fear for one moment. 1252 01:02:05,399 --> 01:02:08,133 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, she's screaming in fear. 1253 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,666 [JR] And, then, Bubba Ray Dudley, 1254 01:02:09,733 --> 01:02:12,266 with the encouragement of his brother, D-Von, 1255 01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:15,033 driving Terri through a table. 1256 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:19,233 All in retaliation for losing to The Hardys 1257 01:02:19,299 --> 01:02:21,766 at the Royal Rumble in that table match-up. 1258 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,733 And Matt and Jeff, 1259 01:02:23,799 --> 01:02:26,833 certainly, their thoughts are far from the Tag Team Title opportunity. 1260 01:02:26,899 --> 01:02:29,033 -["Medal" playing] -[Lawler] Wait a second. 1261 01:02:30,799 --> 01:02:31,866 [JR] What is… 1262 01:02:33,266 --> 01:02:36,766 Terri is being moved away from the ring, and as she is, 1263 01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:40,600 -here comes Kurt Angle, of course. -You know, that's a shame. 1264 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:43,666 That kind of stuff should not happen. That's bad. 1265 01:02:47,033 --> 01:02:49,533 Well, let me tell you something that's really bad. 1266 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:53,166 Last night, at the Royal Rumble, 1267 01:02:53,233 --> 01:02:56,500 your Olympic hero experienced something 1268 01:02:56,566 --> 01:03:00,733 that he has never in his life experienced before. 1269 01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:03,033 -[JR] How insistent is this man? -No. 1270 01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:05,399 It was not defeat. Not by any means. 1271 01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:08,066 It was something much worse. 1272 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,733 It has to do with honor. 1273 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,933 You see, I have document… 1274 01:03:15,566 --> 01:03:16,866 documents… 1275 01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:22,200 and written letters from wrestling officials, 1276 01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:25,700 not to mention the International Olympic Committee, 1277 01:03:25,766 --> 01:03:31,233 and even doctors that state 1278 01:03:31,299 --> 01:03:38,200 that last night was an illegal hold by my so-called unnamed opponent. 1279 01:03:38,266 --> 01:03:41,600 [JR] Well, Tazz choked out Kurt Angle at the Royal Rumble. 1280 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,066 I wouldn't put a lot of stock on the integrity of the IOC. 1281 01:03:44,133 --> 01:03:46,066 -[Lawler] It was illegal. -It is my understanding 1282 01:03:46,133 --> 01:03:47,866 that it's not really his fault. 1283 01:03:47,933 --> 01:03:50,833 I mean, he appears to be some sort of street thug… 1284 01:03:50,899 --> 01:03:53,366 [JR] Terri's being rushed into the ambulance here. 1285 01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:56,266 …that, perhaps, was not brought up the right way. 1286 01:03:56,333 --> 01:04:00,966 And in turn, lacks integrity, one of my three Is. 1287 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:06,266 So, all I wanted to do tonight is clear the air 1288 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:10,766 and say that no apologies are needed for last night. 1289 01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:15,966 And to also say to all of you not to worry, 1290 01:04:16,033 --> 01:04:20,866 because your Olympic hero's undefeated streak is still intact. 1291 01:04:20,933 --> 01:04:22,666 -[Lawler] Good. -[JR] He hasn't been pinned, 1292 01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:24,066 but that's not story here. 1293 01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:25,566 Terri being rushed to the ambulance 1294 01:04:25,633 --> 01:04:28,100 where she'll be taken to a medical facility here. 1295 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:30,133 -And-- -[crowd cheering] 1296 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,433 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -[JR] Just a second, that's-- 1297 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:34,566 -[crowd cheering] -["If You Dare" playing] 1298 01:04:35,899 --> 01:04:40,166 We saw this at the Royal Rumble, 1299 01:04:40,233 --> 01:04:43,100 -the debut of Tazz. -[crowd cheering] 1300 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,466 And Tazz has… 1301 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:48,533 His presence is felt here in Philadelphia. 1302 01:04:49,966 --> 01:04:55,666 But this is not a scheduled match-up to the best of my knowledge, King. 1303 01:04:55,733 --> 01:04:57,299 [Lawler] What's he coming out here for? 1304 01:04:57,366 --> 01:05:00,433 ["If You Dare" continues playing] 1305 01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:04,266 I don't like the look on his face. 1306 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:09,233 [JR] This… He is a human dynamo, is this man, Tazz. 1307 01:05:09,299 --> 01:05:11,799 Raised on the streets of Brooklyn. 1308 01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:18,200 [Lawler] He's a Suplex Machine! A human Suplex Machine. 1309 01:05:18,266 --> 01:05:20,500 ["If You Dare" fades out] 1310 01:05:21,299 --> 01:05:24,633 We both know that that was an illegal hold. 1311 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:25,966 -And-- -[Lawler] Look out! 1312 01:05:26,033 --> 01:05:28,933 [JR] Oh, Tazz. Oh, look at Tazz! 1313 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,433 -[Lawler] He's choking him again! -[JR] Tazz, is he gonna choke out Angle? 1314 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:36,966 Angle's trying to counter, but Tazz has got that illegal choke locked in! 1315 01:05:37,033 --> 01:05:38,933 [Lawler] You're right, it's an illegal choke! 1316 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,833 Why are they letting this happen? 1317 01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:46,000 [JR] Angle trying to… Angle trying to counter any way he can! 1318 01:05:46,066 --> 01:05:48,500 [Lawler] The Olympic Committee said this is illegal. 1319 01:05:48,566 --> 01:05:51,066 You had the audacity to call it a sleeper hold last night. 1320 01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:54,000 It's a blatant choke! He's suffocating the man! 1321 01:05:54,966 --> 01:05:56,466 [JR] This is a blatant choke! 1322 01:05:56,533 --> 01:05:59,600 The move at the Royal Rumble was not this move here! 1323 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:02,466 [crowd chanting] ECW! ECW! ECW! 1324 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,133 -[Lawler] The same thing! -[chanting continues] ECW! ECW! ECW! 1325 01:06:08,366 --> 01:06:11,033 [JR] Tazz, again, with the hand on the throat 1326 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:13,799 -under the chin of Angle. -[bell ringing] 1327 01:06:13,866 --> 01:06:16,200 [Lawler] They're ringing the bell, but this wasn't a match! 1328 01:06:16,266 --> 01:06:17,533 [crowd clamoring] 1329 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,666 [JR] That Angle was… He was unconscious last night. 1330 01:06:20,733 --> 01:06:24,000 -He's been choked out again! -[crowd cheering] 1331 01:06:24,066 --> 01:06:25,366 ["If You Dare" playing] 1332 01:06:25,433 --> 01:06:27,700 Look, Tazz is an animal. 1333 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:35,866 [JR] Well, folks, we're gonna get you an update on the condition of Terri. 1334 01:06:35,933 --> 01:06:37,733 And we're gonna get it… 1335 01:06:37,799 --> 01:06:40,299 we're gonna get it as soon as we come back! 1336 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,833 [JR] We are back live, ladies and gentlemen. 1337 01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:47,533 And during the commercial break, Terri was taken into the ambulance 1338 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,000 as she's on her way here momentarily, on her way as we speak, to a hospital. 1339 01:06:51,066 --> 01:06:53,366 The insidious incident, what a heinous crime, 1340 01:06:53,433 --> 01:06:57,333 perpetrated by The Dudleys, driving this young woman through a table. 1341 01:06:57,399 --> 01:07:00,866 [Lawler] Totally, totally unnecessary. I still can't believe it. 1342 01:07:02,799 --> 01:07:04,166 [JR] The dastardly Dudleys. 1343 01:07:04,233 --> 01:07:06,600 And we'll give you an update on Terri's condition in-- 1344 01:07:06,666 --> 01:07:09,966 -[Lawler] I mean, what did that prove, JR? -[JR] Nothing. Not a damn thing. 1345 01:07:10,033 --> 01:07:12,333 Well, ladies and gentlemen, what I have for you, 1346 01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:15,766 we encourage you to check out this week's TV Guide. 1347 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:18,200 Four great WWE Superstars on the cover. 1348 01:07:18,266 --> 01:07:23,100 -Collector's covers on TV Guide this week. -[Lawler] Presidential SmackDown? Wow! 1349 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:24,266 [laughs] 1350 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,299 [JR] I am still in shock over this Dudley situation with Terri. 1351 01:07:29,366 --> 01:07:31,733 -And there's The Rock. -[Cole] Rock. 1352 01:07:31,799 --> 01:07:34,299 Rock, do you have any idea who your partner is gonna be tonight 1353 01:07:34,366 --> 01:07:36,399 in the match against Triple H and The Big Show? 1354 01:07:36,466 --> 01:07:39,433 Listen, The Rock says this, you wanna know who The Rock's partner is? 1355 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:42,600 You're looking at him. That's exactly who The Rock's tag team partner is. 1356 01:07:42,666 --> 01:07:45,533 The Rock is gonna go right out there and beat both their jabroni 1357 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,100 -candy asses by himself. -[crowd cheering] 1358 01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:50,033 [JR] Cole thinks he's Jim Gray all of a sudden. 1359 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,233 [Lawler] I knew it. He can't find a partner. 1360 01:07:52,299 --> 01:07:54,533 [JR] That means The Rock will be alone against Triple H 1361 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,966 and The Big Show. And that means The Rock ain't gonna be carried. 1362 01:07:58,033 --> 01:08:01,299 He's not gonna walk out of this arena. It's a Handicap Match! 1363 01:08:01,366 --> 01:08:04,333 [Lawler] Here's the man that never has trouble finding a partner! 1364 01:08:04,399 --> 01:08:08,566 Godfather, and D-Lo, and the hos! 1365 01:08:08,633 --> 01:08:11,000 [JR] And this crowd has seen it all here tonight, 1366 01:08:11,066 --> 01:08:15,100 just like they'll see this Friday night in Indianapolis at the Conseco Fieldhouse, 1367 01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:18,033 this Saturday night in Dayton, Ohio, at the Nutter Center. 1368 01:08:18,099 --> 01:08:21,700 King will be in Cleveland, Ohio, this Sunday afternoon, 1369 01:08:21,766 --> 01:08:24,899 Super Bowl Sunday at 1:00 in the Gund Arena. 1370 01:08:24,966 --> 01:08:27,866 Great seats are still available for all three of those events. 1371 01:08:27,933 --> 01:08:30,666 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. I think I just might have fallen in love. 1372 01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:34,000 [Lilian] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. 1373 01:08:34,066 --> 01:08:38,866 In the ring, at a combined weight of 588 pounds, 1374 01:08:38,933 --> 01:08:42,266 D-Lo Brown and The Godfather! 1375 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,533 [Lawler] You know what they say, JR, love your neighbor, 1376 01:08:44,599 --> 01:08:47,766 -but don't get caught. -[crowd cheering] 1377 01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:48,899 Oh! 1378 01:08:50,433 --> 01:08:57,033 It's time, once again, for everybody to come aboard the… 1379 01:08:57,099 --> 01:09:00,500 -[crowd] Ho train! -I know I ain't the only one. 1380 01:09:00,566 --> 01:09:04,333 Is there any players up in this house? 1381 01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,899 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] JR, I see your favorite's-- 1382 01:09:06,966 --> 01:09:09,766 Well, then, if you do it like I do, don't hide it. 1383 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:13,033 Take it out and light it up for The Godfather and say… 1384 01:09:13,099 --> 01:09:15,000 [crowd] Pimpin' is easy! 1385 01:09:15,066 --> 01:09:16,966 -[Lawler] It is! -["Protection" playing] 1386 01:09:17,033 --> 01:09:18,733 [JR] This is could be a slobberknocker here 1387 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,500 because The Acolytes are in a foul, evil mood tonight. 1388 01:09:22,566 --> 01:09:25,433 -[Lawler] Oh, no. -[Lilian] …at 578 pounds, 1389 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,700 Faarooq and Bradshaw, The Acolytes! 1390 01:09:28,766 --> 01:09:31,000 [JR] And the reason they're in a bad mood is because 1391 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,533 they had the Tag Team Titles in their hands at the Royal Rumble, 1392 01:09:34,599 --> 01:09:36,166 and X-Pac interfered. 1393 01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:39,633 That cost The Acolytes the victory against The New Age Outlaws. 1394 01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:43,099 And The Outlaws have been in a… Let's say a surly mood 1395 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,800 the majority of this day. 1396 01:09:44,866 --> 01:09:47,099 -[Lawler] Surly? Ugh. -[bell ringing] 1397 01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:49,633 -Putting it mildly. -[JR] Well, I tell you what, 1398 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:52,966 this has been one of the most unpredictable nights we've ever seen. 1399 01:09:53,033 --> 01:09:57,066 It's sort of a… an alliance by need. 1400 01:09:57,133 --> 01:10:00,500 The Big Show won a favor from Triple H. 1401 01:10:00,566 --> 01:10:03,833 They're gonna be tag team partners tonight in a Handicap Match 1402 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,633 against The Rock, because The Rock can't find anyone to be his partner. 1403 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,000 [Lawler] He called everybody jabronis, what do you expect? 1404 01:10:10,066 --> 01:10:11,866 [JR] Well, it didn't surprise me. 1405 01:10:11,933 --> 01:10:15,966 We've seen Chris Jericho and Chyna. And that relationship between them, 1406 01:10:16,033 --> 01:10:18,900 -what do you think of that? -[Lawler] I don't know. It's something… 1407 01:10:18,966 --> 01:10:21,166 Something's up. We'll find out. 1408 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:23,466 Look out. 1409 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:27,933 Speaking of relationships, can you… 1410 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,666 [JR] We've seen that Tazz's first Raw appearance 1411 01:10:30,733 --> 01:10:32,166 certainly will not be his last. 1412 01:10:32,233 --> 01:10:34,633 I was suspecting we may see more of Tazz. 1413 01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:37,966 Could be as early as this Thursday night on SmackDown. Who knows? 1414 01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:40,466 And there's a knockdown by The Godfather on Bradshaw. 1415 01:10:40,533 --> 01:10:43,466 [Lawler] Talk about relationships, what about Kane and X-Pac tonight? 1416 01:10:43,533 --> 01:10:45,033 -My God. -[JR] Well, I tell you what, 1417 01:10:45,099 --> 01:10:48,200 X-Pac, like I said, may have signed his own professional death certificate 1418 01:10:48,266 --> 01:10:49,500 in that match-up. 1419 01:10:49,566 --> 01:10:54,633 X-Pac, I think sensed that and left the arena with no time to spare. 1420 01:10:56,366 --> 01:10:57,866 [Lawler] Look at the girls, JR. 1421 01:10:57,933 --> 01:11:01,833 [JR] What a shot there by Bradshaw on D-Lo Brown. 1422 01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,133 [Lawler] That girl's telling me to be more affectionate. 1423 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,633 Can you handle this while I go over and talk to the hos? 1424 01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:08,099 [JR] I'll give it my best shot 1425 01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,266 -but why don't you just stay here? -[Lawler] Oh, man! 1426 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,200 [JR] I don't think you're wired with those hos. 1427 01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:14,733 -[Lawler] Huh? -[JR] They're a 110, I think you're 220s. 1428 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,266 [Lawler chuckling] Oh! Look out. 1429 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:18,300 [JR] Oh, look at Faarooq, looking for that fist. 1430 01:11:18,366 --> 01:11:21,066 Knocked down. Put away shot. D-Lo Brown avoided it. 1431 01:11:21,133 --> 01:11:23,900 And D-Lo Brown in his Godfather wear-- 1432 01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:26,433 And the leg drop. The leg is hooked now. 1433 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,733 And a near fall. 1434 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:31,166 [Lawler] I think what D-Lo's wearing is a Godfather starter suit. 1435 01:11:31,233 --> 01:11:32,300 [laughs] 1436 01:11:32,366 --> 01:11:35,599 -Uh-oh, look out. Oh, man! -[JR] Look at the raw power of Faarooq. 1437 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:39,000 -[Lawler] That's a stopper right there. -[JR] I guarantee, you think The Acolytes 1438 01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:42,466 have seen the last of the opportunities between them and the Outlaws, 1439 01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:45,800 we're all wrong. Somewhere down the road, somewhere maybe very soon, 1440 01:11:45,866 --> 01:11:48,000 The Acolytes and The Outlaws will meet again. 1441 01:11:48,066 --> 01:11:51,866 But it may not be such a good outing for The Outlaws on that occasion. 1442 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,033 [Lawler] Talk about tag team, you think Crash Holly 1443 01:11:54,099 --> 01:11:57,566 -will continue to team up with Viscera? -[JR] Man, what an odd couple that is. 1444 01:11:57,633 --> 01:11:58,566 [Lawler] Odd couple? 1445 01:11:58,633 --> 01:12:00,466 [JR] They're both super heavyweights, right? 1446 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,800 Viscera's 496, and Crash thinks he is. 1447 01:12:03,866 --> 01:12:06,033 [Lawler] We got all kinds of odd couples. 1448 01:12:06,099 --> 01:12:09,000 Speaking of odd couples, what about Blackman and Al Snow? 1449 01:12:09,066 --> 01:12:10,233 Head Cheese. 1450 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:13,000 [JR] They need lithium or something. They were victorious tonight. 1451 01:12:13,066 --> 01:12:15,300 And I don't think that Head Cheese is gonna fly. 1452 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,099 [JR] Al Snow desperately seeking a gimmick. 1453 01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:24,833 And there's no gimmicks with The Acolytes. They're just smash-mouth, in your face. 1454 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:28,099 Take nothing away from D-Lo Brown and The Godfather, either. 1455 01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:31,033 Hey, this… either of this two tag teams, 1456 01:12:31,099 --> 01:12:33,433 theoretically, could be the Tag Team Champions. 1457 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:36,533 [Lawler] JR, can you see… What about the ho with the cowboy hat? 1458 01:12:36,599 --> 01:12:39,333 -I can't believe you just-- -[JR] You know I'm a happily married man. 1459 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:43,766 [Lawler] Yeah, but your wife isn't… Look at the one with the cowboy hat. 1460 01:12:45,433 --> 01:12:47,233 [JR] The Godfather just opened up on Bradshaw. 1461 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,800 -[Lawler] Oh, man! -[JR] Look at the power of The Godfather. 1462 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:52,300 He's walking tall here tonight on Faarooq. 1463 01:12:54,566 --> 01:12:56,633 [Lawler] He makes those hos happy. Uh-oh. 1464 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:59,200 -Here we go! -[JR] The 6'8, 300-pounder. 1465 01:12:59,266 --> 01:13:01,533 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler mimics train whistle] 1466 01:13:01,599 --> 01:13:03,833 -[Lawler] Ho Train! -[JR] It… 1467 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,966 Well, we said The Acolytes were in a bad mood. They may be in… 1468 01:13:07,033 --> 01:13:08,599 -Oh, there's the cover. -[Lawler] And… 1469 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,633 [JR] Uh-oh. Bradshaw interrupting the count there. 1470 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:11,833 Get outta here! 1471 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:14,433 [JR] Bradshaw being admonished by referee Tim White. 1472 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,033 [Lawler] That'll do some good. 1473 01:13:17,599 --> 01:13:21,200 [JR] This has not been a happy hour thus far for The Acolytes. 1474 01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:23,700 And Bradshaw made a tag. Blind tag made. 1475 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:26,333 -Bradshaw's got the tag! -[Lawler] Oh, my! 1476 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,266 [JR] Boy, what a clothesline from Hell! 1477 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:30,766 Bradshaw almost beheaded D-Lo. 1478 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:34,500 D-Lo didn't see the blind tag, but he felt the clothesline. 1479 01:13:34,566 --> 01:13:37,866 [Lilian] Here are your winners, The Acolytes! 1480 01:13:37,933 --> 01:13:40,599 ["Protection" playing] 1481 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,700 [JR] Well, The Acolytes are looking for The New Age Outlaws. 1482 01:13:43,766 --> 01:13:46,933 The Acolytes are looking for the Tag Team Titles. 1483 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,033 And I'm not gonna say they're not gonna 'em. 1484 01:13:49,099 --> 01:13:51,266 [Lawler] Yeah, but, JR, you know what's coming up next? 1485 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:56,866 We're gonna crown the winner of the Miss Rumble Swimsuit Contest 2000! 1486 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,466 Right there in the middle this ring. 1487 01:13:58,533 --> 01:14:01,233 They're gonna all be out here and we're gonna crown the winner! 1488 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:02,733 Oh, look, there they are! 1489 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,500 [JR] The ladies… 1490 01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:07,133 The ladies will be on parade here momentarily, King. 1491 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,266 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh! Look at 'em! 1492 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:11,566 -[indistinct chatter] -Yahoo! 1493 01:14:13,633 --> 01:14:16,866 [presenter] And now, for today's top story, a Boyardee-avore, 1494 01:14:16,933 --> 01:14:20,066 Mankind of the WWE, has invaded New York. 1495 01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:23,133 Please be on the lookout. His intentions are unknown. 1496 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,666 -Have a nice day. -[car horn honks] 1497 01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:27,099 [presenter] He never goes anywhere without his Chef Boyardee 1498 01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:30,133 overstuffed beef ravioli. And his call is unmistakable. 1499 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,366 Mmm, beefy! 1500 01:14:33,466 --> 01:14:35,599 [presenter] The zesty hearty goodness of Chef Boyardee 1501 01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:37,300 definitely feeds the need. 1502 01:14:37,366 --> 01:14:41,333 It's the perfect ravioli for all mankind. 1503 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,533 [JR] Well, speaking of The Big Apple, ladies and gentlemen, 1504 01:14:45,599 --> 01:14:51,099 our colleague, Jonathan Coachman, is standing by at WWE New York. 1505 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,066 Coach, what do you think about Raw tonight? 1506 01:14:53,133 --> 01:14:54,333 [Coach] JR, thanks very much. 1507 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,066 We are back here at the heart of Times Square at WWE New York, 1508 01:14:57,133 --> 01:15:01,400 the only place to watch Raw is War. And these people, they want some answers. 1509 01:15:01,466 --> 01:15:04,033 Why doesn't The Rock have a tag team partner tonight? 1510 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:07,533 Except the only answer I've got in Philadelphia is Allen Iverson. 1511 01:15:07,599 --> 01:15:09,700 They're also disgusted at The Dudley Boyz, 1512 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:12,533 the sadistic way they put Terri through the table. 1513 01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:16,133 So, right now, we continue to watch Raw right here at WWE New York, 1514 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:20,033 the most electrifying on-site sports entertainment complex in the world. 1515 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:22,233 And we're gonna see what happens the rest of the hour. 1516 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:25,599 Right now, we're live in the heart of Times Square, New York City! 1517 01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:28,599 We're gonna send it back to Philadelphia. 1518 01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:30,900 ["Too Much Mustard" playing] 1519 01:15:30,966 --> 01:15:32,933 [crowd cheering] 1520 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,300 [JR] Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna have quite the ceremony, 1521 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:38,633 an award presentation. 1522 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,633 The King is in the ring. 1523 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:49,900 [Lawler] All right, here we go! We are about to crown 1524 01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:53,466 the winner from last night's 1525 01:15:53,533 --> 01:15:57,266 Miss Rumble 2000 Swimsuit Contest! 1526 01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:02,566 But, first, we want to get all participants in the ring right now. 1527 01:16:02,633 --> 01:16:04,566 Let's welcome 1528 01:16:04,633 --> 01:16:08,766 a young lady that wore, actually, a bubble red bikini last night 1529 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,400 to prove that she was indeed the top cat. 1530 01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:15,566 She is The Kat, the WWE Women's Champion! 1531 01:16:17,366 --> 01:16:23,200 [JR] Well, ladies and gentlemen, WWE Raw is brought to you by Chef Boyardee. 1532 01:16:23,266 --> 01:16:28,033 Overstuff yourself on Monday nights of Chef Boyardee Overstuffed and the WWE. 1533 01:16:28,099 --> 01:16:30,666 And by Skittles, bite-sized candies. 1534 01:16:30,733 --> 01:16:32,833 Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors. 1535 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:35,200 And by WWE The Music, Volume 4. 1536 01:16:35,266 --> 01:16:38,866 Get the latest and greatest official at WWE Superstar entrance themes, 1537 01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:43,133 now available at all Circuit City Music locations. 1538 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:48,033 [Lawler] All right, we got The Kat. 1539 01:16:48,099 --> 01:16:51,300 Now, let's bring down one of the other contestants from last night. 1540 01:16:51,366 --> 01:16:55,033 I'm gonna tell you something, she got down and dirty. 1541 01:16:55,099 --> 01:16:57,866 Let's hear it for Jackie! 1542 01:16:57,933 --> 01:17:00,266 -["Pretty Mean Sister" playing] -[Lawler whoops] 1543 01:17:03,566 --> 01:17:06,566 Oh, yeah, come on Jackie, strut your stuff. 1544 01:17:07,633 --> 01:17:08,900 Uh-huh. 1545 01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:12,966 You know you look good. Come on! 1546 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,133 ["Light And Shade" playing] 1547 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,933 Oh, yeah! 1548 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:24,066 This young lady promised us that bigger would be better. 1549 01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:29,800 She said we all wanted a bigger show, and she certainly gave us one last night. 1550 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,566 It's BB! 1551 01:17:32,633 --> 01:17:36,266 -[JR] Well, BB, the EMT, gave Edge-- -[Lawler] BB, I'm not feeling so good. 1552 01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:38,966 I might need a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation myself. 1553 01:17:39,033 --> 01:17:42,200 [JR] That's what happened to Edge earlier tonight. And BB performed it. 1554 01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:46,466 [Lawler] And, actually, a reluctant participant last night 1555 01:17:46,533 --> 01:17:49,666 in the Miss Rumble 2000 Contest. 1556 01:17:52,099 --> 01:17:55,933 And, as you can see, she's not showing us too much again tonight. 1557 01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:01,566 But let's welcome her anyway, former WWE Women's Champion, Ivory! 1558 01:18:03,233 --> 01:18:06,233 ["Enginerock" playing] 1559 01:18:07,566 --> 01:18:11,466 Oh, yeah! Talk about walking on the wild side. 1560 01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:16,400 This lady had a very unusual bikini on last night, 1561 01:18:16,466 --> 01:18:18,800 but she wouldn't take the robe off to let us see it all. 1562 01:18:19,599 --> 01:18:22,200 Let's welcome, Luna! 1563 01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:23,800 Hello, Luna. 1564 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,133 Stay over there. 1565 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,766 ["Oh Baby" playing] 1566 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,099 [Lawler] And… 1567 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,133 the last but the not the least, 1568 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,300 a last-minute entrant 1569 01:18:34,366 --> 01:18:38,400 entered the Miss Rumble 2000 Contest last night… 1570 01:18:39,733 --> 01:18:43,599 none other than, Mae Young! 1571 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:45,833 [JR] Mae Young accompanied by The Fabulous Moolah. 1572 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:49,366 And, of course, Terri Runnels was scheduled to be a part of this, too. 1573 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:52,666 She is now in a medical facility here in Philadelphia 1574 01:18:52,733 --> 01:18:55,733 after being driven through a table by The Dudleys. 1575 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,033 [Lawler] All right, come on in here, Mae. 1576 01:19:01,933 --> 01:19:02,966 And… 1577 01:19:04,066 --> 01:19:07,800 just in case you didn't get to see the Rumble last night, 1578 01:19:07,866 --> 01:19:11,200 you can look at all of these lovely ladies 1579 01:19:11,266 --> 01:19:13,866 and try to figure out which one won the contest. 1580 01:19:13,933 --> 01:19:17,866 But I'm fixing to tell ya, and I'm fixing the crown, 1581 01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:21,166 the winner of the Miss Rumble 2000 Contest, 1582 01:19:21,233 --> 01:19:22,700 none other than… 1583 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,000 Mae Young! 1584 01:19:25,066 --> 01:19:26,800 -[crowd booing] -[JR laughs] 1585 01:19:26,866 --> 01:19:28,133 Oh, yeah. 1586 01:19:29,266 --> 01:19:30,866 [JR] Mae being met with mixed reactions. 1587 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,533 [Lawler] Okay, here's the crown. Hang on, Mae. 1588 01:19:33,599 --> 01:19:34,866 Let me… Hang on. 1589 01:19:35,633 --> 01:19:37,666 [JR] Mae and her Shar-Pei puppies were exposed-- 1590 01:19:37,733 --> 01:19:41,200 There you go, Mae. And, of course, here are some flowers. 1591 01:19:41,266 --> 01:19:43,633 And I just wanted to say that, Mae, 1592 01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:45,366 at least these flowers aren't wilted 1593 01:19:45,433 --> 01:19:47,500 like those puppies you showed us last night. 1594 01:19:47,566 --> 01:19:49,166 -[laughing] -[crowd cheering] 1595 01:19:49,233 --> 01:19:51,900 [JR] I think Mae should stick the tongue to The King. 1596 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:56,333 At least… At least, Jerry, my puppies are real. 1597 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,099 They're not like theirs. 1598 01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:00,133 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Well, how do you do? 1599 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:04,966 She just said… Hey! Hey, Kat! She said at least her puppies are real. 1600 01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:09,333 I know she's not talking about me, King. She's obviously talking about her. 1601 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,200 [Lawler] Talking about her? 1602 01:20:11,266 --> 01:20:13,166 [Jacqueline] Me? It's her! 1603 01:20:13,233 --> 01:20:14,633 [Lawler] Talking about her? 1604 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,800 -[indistinct chatter] -[JR] Uh-oh. 1605 01:20:16,866 --> 01:20:20,033 -[Lawler] Wait… Hey, look at this! -[JR] Oh, no! We got some problems here. 1606 01:20:20,099 --> 01:20:22,333 -We got some problems here! -[crowd cheering] 1607 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:25,800 -Oh, we may see some puppies all right! -[Lawler shrieking] 1608 01:20:25,866 --> 01:20:28,599 -Oh, goodness gracious! -[Lawler] Oh, yeah, yeah! 1609 01:20:28,666 --> 01:20:29,966 Who's got the real puppies? 1610 01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:32,933 -[JR] Are they real or not? -[Lawler] Hey, what you guys doing? 1611 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,533 Wait, let her go! Let her go, come on! 1612 01:20:35,599 --> 01:20:36,599 [JR] Man, we got a… 1613 01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:40,400 we got a fist fight here, and puppies on display! 1614 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:46,033 And the crowd is… I think they're booing these officials who are stopping it. 1615 01:20:46,099 --> 01:20:48,966 [crowd booing] 1616 01:20:49,033 --> 01:20:51,666 [Lawler] Let them fight it out amongst themselves. 1617 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,900 [JR] Well, there's more fireworks. It's not over here. 1618 01:20:57,966 --> 01:21:00,233 [Lawler] Well, Mae, hey! 1619 01:21:03,366 --> 01:21:04,933 Get your trophy, Mae. 1620 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,200 Congratulations, Miss Rumble 2000! 1621 01:21:08,266 --> 01:21:10,566 ["Oh Baby" playing] 1622 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:15,000 [JR] I hope Mae didn't get fired up, wanna show us those Shar-Pei puppies again. 1623 01:21:15,066 --> 01:21:17,133 I don't think my heart could stand it. 1624 01:21:19,866 --> 01:21:22,599 Folks, there she is. I wish Brooke Parks were alive. 1625 01:21:22,666 --> 01:21:25,300 There she is. I just dated myself. 1626 01:21:26,366 --> 01:21:28,866 -Miss Rumble 2000. -[Lawler] Oh, wait a minute! 1627 01:21:29,466 --> 01:21:31,533 -Hold it. What… -[JR] Who would've ever thunk it? 1628 01:21:31,599 --> 01:21:36,166 I know what you people want to see now. 1629 01:21:36,233 --> 01:21:41,166 -[JR] Oh, lord, Mae. -You want to see my puppies! 1630 01:21:41,233 --> 01:21:43,700 No, Mae! Nobody wants to see your puppies again! 1631 01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:46,700 -[JR] Mae's wearing a cooking sherry. -No! No! Just say no! 1632 01:21:46,766 --> 01:21:49,433 Don't do it! JR, stop her! 1633 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:52,033 [JR] I can't help her, King! There's nothing I can do about it! 1634 01:21:52,099 --> 01:21:54,533 [Lawler] No! Stop her, Moolah! 1635 01:21:55,366 --> 01:21:59,333 [JR] Mae Young is taking it off, and she may take it all off! 1636 01:22:01,366 --> 01:22:07,066 Mae and those ancient pelvic breasts are more than a body could endure. 1637 01:22:07,133 --> 01:22:09,099 -[Lawler] Oh, no, no, no, no! -[JR] Uh-oh. 1638 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:14,766 -Well, oh, my God. -[Lawler] Oh, no, no, no! 1639 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:16,966 [JR] God Lord have mercy. Oh, there's Mark Henry. 1640 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:20,533 -[Lawler] Get her, Mark! -[JR] Thank God for Mark Henry. 1641 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:23,166 Mark, she's all yours. 1642 01:22:23,233 --> 01:22:27,866 All 79 years young! She's all yours, big man! 1643 01:22:29,866 --> 01:22:31,599 [JR] We are back live, ladies and gentlemen. 1644 01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:35,733 In just a few moments, The Rock, apparently all alone, will take on, King, 1645 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:39,400 Triple H and The Big Show right here in Philadelphia. 1646 01:22:39,466 --> 01:22:41,066 [Lawler] I can't wait to see it. 1647 01:22:41,133 --> 01:22:43,900 That queen-crowing thing didn't go well, did it? 1648 01:22:45,266 --> 01:22:48,266 It appears that none of these others so-called "jabronis" 1649 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:50,200 want to tag with The Rock. 1650 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:52,566 -Can you imagine that? -[laughs] Yeah, kind of figured. 1651 01:22:52,633 --> 01:22:56,300 Well, here's what we're gonna do. Two-on-one, we're going to eat him up. 1652 01:22:56,366 --> 01:23:00,200 You and me, let's go in there tonight and finish our problem once and for all. 1653 01:23:00,266 --> 01:23:01,166 I'm digging it. 1654 01:23:01,233 --> 01:23:03,300 -Let's do it. All right. -All right. 1655 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:07,066 [JR] That's somewhat of an unholy alliance there between those two men. 1656 01:23:07,133 --> 01:23:09,066 [Lawler] They can certainly get the job done, JR. 1657 01:23:09,133 --> 01:23:11,366 [JR] Well, there's no doubt about that. 1658 01:23:11,433 --> 01:23:14,966 Well ladies and gentlemen, here comes one of the most courageous young men 1659 01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:17,266 in the entire World Wrestling Entertainment. 1660 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:20,566 He's a reigning Hardcore Champion, Test. 1661 01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:25,099 Talking about courageous, I don't know if anybody I've ever met has the courage 1662 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:30,533 of Darren Droz. Now, The Droz joined us earlier today, King, here in Philadelphia. 1663 01:23:30,599 --> 01:23:33,800 -And he'll be back. -[Lawler] Boy, it was great to see Droz. 1664 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:38,266 And all the WWE Superstars were just, I mean, happy to see the guy. 1665 01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:42,166 You know, he's got a great outlook and he just looked terrific. 1666 01:23:42,233 --> 01:23:44,133 It was so good to see. 1667 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,733 [JR] He's a winner. Great courage. 1668 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:52,066 He's a very extraordinary, very special man, is The Droz. 1669 01:23:52,133 --> 01:23:53,933 And we love him here in the WWE. 1670 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,700 [Lawler] And even took time to get a special haircut today for it. 1671 01:23:57,766 --> 01:23:59,700 ["Guard' playing] 1672 01:23:59,766 --> 01:24:01,266 -[JR] And-- -[bell ringing] 1673 01:24:01,333 --> 01:24:04,566 [Lilian] The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. 1674 01:24:04,633 --> 01:24:08,733 Making his way to the ring, the opponent, from Cobb County, Georgia, 1675 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:13,933 weighing in at 305 pounds, The Big Boss Man. 1676 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,500 [JR] This a special one-on-one match-up here between Test and the Big Boss Man. 1677 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:20,666 It is not for the Hardcore Title, it is one-on-one. 1678 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,666 And The Boss Man, a former Hardcore Champion… 1679 01:24:24,733 --> 01:24:27,033 -[bell ringing] -[JR] …former prison guard 1680 01:24:27,099 --> 01:24:28,566 in Cobb County, Georgia. 1681 01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:34,233 Certainly likes using that night stick. And Test, who's had multiple broken noses, 1682 01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:36,800 trying the heal from his latest one. 1683 01:24:36,866 --> 01:24:38,966 [Lawler] Talking about the word former, 1684 01:24:39,033 --> 01:24:40,800 you might have to talk about Rock, 1685 01:24:40,866 --> 01:24:43,266 because after tonight, I don't think he'll be the same Rock 1686 01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:46,200 we've known and loved all this time. He's… Hey, look at this. 1687 01:24:46,266 --> 01:24:48,433 [JR] Wait a minute, wait minute. What the hell is that? 1688 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,033 -[bell ringing] -Who the… 1689 01:24:51,099 --> 01:24:53,500 [Lawler] He has one of those nose protectors. 1690 01:24:53,566 --> 01:24:56,300 [crowd clamoring] 1691 01:24:58,966 --> 01:25:01,066 [JR] That's Stevie Richards, King. 1692 01:25:01,133 --> 01:25:02,466 [Lawler] He had a nose-- 1693 01:25:02,533 --> 01:25:05,000 [JR] He's trying to gain some sort of identity, 1694 01:25:05,066 --> 01:25:06,933 and he seems to be mimicking… 1695 01:25:08,466 --> 01:25:10,066 a variety of the WWE Superstars. 1696 01:25:10,133 --> 01:25:11,599 But he just cost Test. 1697 01:25:14,233 --> 01:25:17,500 Stevie trying to ingratiate himself to Test. 1698 01:25:17,566 --> 01:25:19,866 [Lawler] He's dressed like Test… Oh, look at this! 1699 01:25:19,933 --> 01:25:22,700 [JR] Well, he's gonna get familiar with Test's finishing maneuver! 1700 01:25:25,599 --> 01:25:27,766 [Lawler] Boy, no good deed goes unpunished, does it? 1701 01:25:28,366 --> 01:25:31,833 -[JR] Stevie needs to get a life. -[Lawler] Comes in and tries to help Test. 1702 01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:34,366 [JR] Oh, look out here. Hey, come on! 1703 01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:36,433 [Lawler] Hey, that's enough. Look out! 1704 01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:40,300 [JR] That's how Test won the Hardcore Title, 1705 01:25:40,366 --> 01:25:42,833 Using that nightstick right off the top rope. 1706 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:46,366 But I guess Stevie Richards got a real close introduction. 1707 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:49,133 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[JR] There's no partner for The Rock. 1708 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,599 The Rock in a Handicap Match! 1709 01:25:51,666 --> 01:25:55,099 The Big Show, Triple H, The Rock is next! 1710 01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:57,599 [JR] Welcome back, live on Raw. 1711 01:25:57,666 --> 01:26:00,500 Earlier tonight, we saw one of the most heinous incidents 1712 01:26:00,566 --> 01:26:04,900 we've ever seen. The Dudley Boyz driving Terri through a table. 1713 01:26:04,966 --> 01:26:09,266 And this was absolutely uncalled for. It was a sick move. 1714 01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:12,500 And look at Terri's face here. Look at the sheer fright. 1715 01:26:12,566 --> 01:26:13,766 Fear in her face. 1716 01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:16,400 [Lawler] Could've broken her back. They may have broken her back. 1717 01:26:16,466 --> 01:26:20,066 [JR] Well, we understand Michael Cole is at the medical facility now, 1718 01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:22,533 and ready to file this update. 1719 01:26:22,599 --> 01:26:25,466 Doctors in this medical facility are working on Terri 1720 01:26:25,533 --> 01:26:29,400 who sustained injuries at the hands of The Dudley Boyz earlier tonight, 1721 01:26:29,466 --> 01:26:31,433 following a vicious assault. 1722 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,000 Now, preliminary reports are not yet in, but we can tell you, 1723 01:26:34,066 --> 01:26:38,099 paramedics were looking at Terri's eyes for possible signs of a concussion. 1724 01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:40,599 We don't know if she suffered a broken neck, a broken back, 1725 01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:44,166 but we will keep you updated on her condition. 1726 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:50,133 ♪ If you smell what The Rock is cooking ♪ 1727 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,166 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] Well, here comes The Rock. 1728 01:26:52,233 --> 01:26:53,733 And, folks, not to digress, 1729 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,666 we'll hopefully have an update on Terri Runnels' condition 1730 01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:59,366 on Thursday Night SmackDown. 1731 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:02,500 Where's The Rock? 1732 01:27:02,566 --> 01:27:06,466 [Lawler] He's probably taking a last look around the locker room for a partner. 1733 01:27:06,533 --> 01:27:08,866 [JR] Well, The Rock said he was gonna go alone here, 1734 01:27:08,933 --> 01:27:11,099 -and that is not a wise move. -[bell ringing] 1735 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:15,266 [JR] There's no way The Rock can withstand Triple H and The Big Show. 1736 01:27:15,333 --> 01:27:18,833 [Lilian] Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, 1737 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:23,266 weighing in at 275 pounds, The Rock! 1738 01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:25,900 [Lawler] I can assure you, The Rock didn't wanna go in alone. 1739 01:27:25,966 --> 01:27:30,500 He may say he did, but nobody could wanna get in the ring alone 1740 01:27:30,566 --> 01:27:33,300 against Triple H and The Big Show. Nobody. 1741 01:27:33,366 --> 01:27:35,966 [JR] Well, The Rock has thousands and thousands of fans… 1742 01:27:36,033 --> 01:27:37,900 -[Lawler] Millions! -[JR] …here in Philadelphia 1743 01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:39,900 ready to cheer him on, 1744 01:27:39,966 --> 01:27:41,966 but they can't be his tag partner. 1745 01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:45,066 [Lawler] You're right about that, JR. 1746 01:27:45,133 --> 01:27:46,133 ["My Time" playing] 1747 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,700 [JR] And here comes the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1748 01:27:48,766 --> 01:27:50,533 Yes, he's battered, he's bruised. 1749 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,733 His body full of stitches. 1750 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,566 [Lilian] …being accompanied by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 1751 01:27:55,633 --> 01:27:59,633 from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 260 pounds, 1752 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:04,700 the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, Triple H! 1753 01:28:04,766 --> 01:28:06,133 [Lawler] You know, Stephanie, 1754 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,800 she didn't want her man, her husband, to compete here tonight, 1755 01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:14,099 not after that war he went through at the Royal Rumble with Cactus Jack, 1756 01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:18,033 but I guess since he's in a Handicap Match and he's got The Big Show as his partner, 1757 01:28:18,099 --> 01:28:19,700 she probably thinks he'll be all right. 1758 01:28:19,766 --> 01:28:22,500 [JR] Quite frankly, I have to hand it to Triple H for even being able 1759 01:28:22,566 --> 01:28:24,066 to be here tonight. 1760 01:28:24,133 --> 01:28:26,466 He has several stitches in his calf, several stitches 1761 01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:30,066 throughout various parts of his head, he has stitches in his ear. 1762 01:28:30,133 --> 01:28:31,533 [Lawler] You know what this proves? 1763 01:28:31,599 --> 01:28:35,033 Proves one thing, The Game is a lot tougher than Cactus Jack. 1764 01:28:35,099 --> 01:28:37,300 Cactus Jack didn't even make it here tonight. 1765 01:28:38,166 --> 01:28:41,533 [JR] Can always go picking thumb tacks out of Cactus Jack's anatomy. 1766 01:28:42,266 --> 01:28:46,700 And The Rock, by himself, against The Game and The Big Show. 1767 01:28:46,766 --> 01:28:50,566 This reluctant alliance between The Big Show and The Game 1768 01:28:50,633 --> 01:28:55,233 may result in The Big Show getting back in the title picture here. 1769 01:28:56,900 --> 01:29:02,033 ♪ Well, well it's The Big Show ♪ 1770 01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:05,000 [Lawler] This guy hates The Rock. 1771 01:29:05,066 --> 01:29:10,466 [Lilian] His tag team partner, weighing in at 500 pounds, The Big Show! 1772 01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:12,400 [JR] This has gonna be nothing but carnage. 1773 01:29:12,466 --> 01:29:16,133 I guarantee ya, these two men are gonna tear The Rock apart. 1774 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:19,099 And I got great respect and admiration for The Rock, 1775 01:29:19,166 --> 01:29:22,066 but I'm telling you like it is. There's no way The Rock 1776 01:29:22,133 --> 01:29:23,800 can physically withstand 1777 01:29:23,866 --> 01:29:29,266 the 7'2, 500-pound Big Show and the WWE Champion. 1778 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,533 It cannot be done. 1779 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:33,599 He cannot do it alone. 1780 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,900 [Lawler] I'mma tell you something, JR, you gotta admit this. 1781 01:29:36,966 --> 01:29:38,400 The Rock forced this alliance. 1782 01:29:38,466 --> 01:29:40,866 He's the one personally, single-handedly, 1783 01:29:40,933 --> 01:29:43,266 that put The Game and The Big Show together. 1784 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:45,800 Got nobody to blame but himself. 1785 01:29:45,866 --> 01:29:49,099 [JR] I don't know about passing around blame. 1786 01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,066 In any event, 1787 01:29:51,133 --> 01:29:53,466 The Big Show thought he should have won the Royal Rumble. 1788 01:29:53,533 --> 01:29:55,933 Still thinks he won the Royal Rumble, but it was The Rock. 1789 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:58,733 Of course, the Encore presentation of the Rumble is on pay-per-view. 1790 01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:00,266 [Lawler] Hey, what is this? 1791 01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:02,233 -[crowd cheering] -[JR] What is this? 1792 01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:04,900 -[Lawler] Wait a minute! -[JR] It's Rikishi! 1793 01:30:04,966 --> 01:30:07,700 -[Lawler] What's he doing? -[JR] The Rock's got a partner! 1794 01:30:07,766 --> 01:30:10,033 The Rock's got a partner, and it's Rikishi! 1795 01:30:10,099 --> 01:30:12,766 -["U Look Fly Today" playing] -[crowd cheering] 1796 01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,033 I don't… I'm shocked! 1797 01:30:16,099 --> 01:30:19,500 I mean, The Rock is obviously shocked! 1798 01:30:19,566 --> 01:30:22,099 [Lawler] Oh, wait a minute. We don't know if… What's he… 1799 01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:26,599 Rikishi is offering his services to The Rock to be his partner? 1800 01:30:26,666 --> 01:30:29,466 [JR] I think that's what just gone down. 1801 01:30:30,599 --> 01:30:33,966 [Lawler] Yeah, God. Look at Rikishi pounding on that butt. 1802 01:30:34,033 --> 01:30:37,133 Can you imagine that butt sitting on the face of Triple H 1803 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,133 after the beating Triple H got last night? 1804 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,333 [JR] And here we go, The Rock and The Big Show, 1805 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:46,533 total disdain between these two athletes. 1806 01:30:46,599 --> 01:30:49,066 And The Big Show, he wants to dismantle The Rock! 1807 01:30:50,366 --> 01:30:54,233 The Big Show wants to go to WrestleMania and beat the WWE Champion, 1808 01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:57,166 who just happens to The Big Show's partner tonight. 1809 01:30:57,233 --> 01:31:00,433 [Lawler] The Big Show is picking up where he left off in the Royal Rumble. 1810 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:03,633 You know he pounded The Rock like railroad spike. 1811 01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:05,700 Picked The Rock up, threw him over the top rope. 1812 01:31:05,766 --> 01:31:07,933 Unfortunately, Big Show wasn't winning. 1813 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,766 [JR] The Rock won the match, that's the bottom line. But you're right. 1814 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:12,700 -The Big Show dominated The Rock. -[Lawler] No! 1815 01:31:12,766 --> 01:31:15,900 Well, you say The Rock won the match, but according to The Big Show, he didn't. 1816 01:31:15,966 --> 01:31:18,066 [JR] Well, look at the record book. Bottom line is, 1817 01:31:18,133 --> 01:31:19,800 The Rock got the official victory. 1818 01:31:19,866 --> 01:31:22,066 The Big Show's not in agreement. He's gonna bitch. 1819 01:31:22,133 --> 01:31:23,900 There's no doubt about that. 1820 01:31:23,966 --> 01:31:26,366 -[Lawler] Well, there is always… -[JR] My God! 1821 01:31:26,433 --> 01:31:29,400 [Lawler] …reasonable doubt. Don't rush to judgment, JR. 1822 01:31:29,466 --> 01:31:32,200 Big Show says he has proof, and if he comes up with proof 1823 01:31:32,266 --> 01:31:36,433 beyond a reasonable doubt, then that decision may not stand. 1824 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:40,966 [JR] Triple H gets the exchange from his unlikely tag team partner. 1825 01:31:41,033 --> 01:31:43,400 But it was interesting to hear The Big Show say, 1826 01:31:43,466 --> 01:31:45,133 "I don't like you either, The Game." 1827 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,000 [Lawler] Look at this. Look at The Game go. 1828 01:31:47,066 --> 01:31:49,066 Can you believe this, JR? What an athlete. 1829 01:31:49,133 --> 01:31:51,766 After the beating he sustained last night, look at him go. 1830 01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:53,966 [JR] He's unbelievable, there's no doubt about that. 1831 01:31:54,033 --> 01:31:55,833 The Game is on top of the game. 1832 01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:59,000 The number one man in this business is Triple H. 1833 01:31:59,066 --> 01:32:02,800 And he is taking it to, and physically asserting himself, 1834 01:32:02,866 --> 01:32:04,966 -on the People's Champion. -[Lawler] Oh! 1835 01:32:05,033 --> 01:32:07,566 -[JR] Oh, DDT! -[crowd cheering] 1836 01:32:07,633 --> 01:32:10,700 Big move by The Rock with a DDT! 1837 01:32:10,766 --> 01:32:13,066 -[Lawler] Stephanie can't believe it. -[JR] A cover! 1838 01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:16,833 And The Big Show, over the top, just interrupted the count. 1839 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:22,599 I guess that's gonna be considered a legal tag. 1840 01:32:22,666 --> 01:32:25,466 [Lawler] I hope The Game don't start bleeding again. 1841 01:32:25,533 --> 01:32:26,900 [crowd exclaiming] 1842 01:32:26,966 --> 01:32:29,633 He lost several quarts of blood last night. 1843 01:32:29,700 --> 01:32:32,066 [JR] I don't know about quarts, he lost a lot of blood. 1844 01:32:33,099 --> 01:32:36,633 And Big Show couldn't find the mark there. And makes a tag. 1845 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:38,866 Rikishi gets a tag in! 1846 01:32:38,933 --> 01:32:40,666 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[JR] Rikishi, 1847 01:32:40,733 --> 01:32:44,000 who just volunteered himself to be in this tag team match-up, 1848 01:32:44,066 --> 01:32:46,466 who shocked us all, including The Rock. 1849 01:32:46,533 --> 01:32:47,700 [Lawler] Oh, no! 1850 01:32:47,766 --> 01:32:49,533 -Ow! -[JR] Oh. The Big… 1851 01:32:49,599 --> 01:32:52,000 The Big Show just felt the big posterior! 1852 01:32:52,066 --> 01:32:55,266 And the superkick! And down goes The Show! 1853 01:32:56,133 --> 01:32:57,733 -[Lawler] Oh. -[JR] Oh, God! 1854 01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:00,500 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] From behind! Triple H got a shot in, 1855 01:33:00,566 --> 01:33:02,233 and Rikishi nailed the champion! 1856 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,033 -[Lawler] Oh, look out! -[JR] Look out! That's over 400 pounds, 1857 01:33:06,099 --> 01:33:09,233 and The Big Show picked up Rikishi like Rikishi was a lightweight. 1858 01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:11,233 [Lawler] There's a show for you right there. 1859 01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:18,233 [JR] Rikishi with a thunderous offensive flurry on both The Big Show and Triple H. 1860 01:33:18,300 --> 01:33:21,900 -But, now, it's back to all Big Show. -[Lawler] You know what? 1861 01:33:21,966 --> 01:33:24,300 Right. You gotta be impressed with Big Show. You gotta be. 1862 01:33:24,366 --> 01:33:26,500 He's probably the most dominating individual 1863 01:33:26,566 --> 01:33:28,500 probably in the history of the WWE. 1864 01:33:28,566 --> 01:33:30,966 [JR] He's the most dominating man I've seen in this business. 1865 01:33:31,533 --> 01:33:33,599 I agree with that, King, wholeheartedly. 1866 01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,133 And, now, look at Triple H. 1867 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,400 He went to another level in Madison Square Garden 1868 01:33:37,466 --> 01:33:38,633 at the Royal Rumble. 1869 01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:40,966 [Lawler] Yeah, you can say all you want about Big Show, 1870 01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:42,333 but he's not The Game. 1871 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:45,266 [JR] The most physically intense, the most emotionally draining 1872 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,766 Royal Rumble in history. 1873 01:33:46,833 --> 01:33:50,433 And the Encore is tomorrow night on pay-per-view. 1874 01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:52,333 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 1875 01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:55,200 [JR] And look at Rikishi, firing up on The Game. 1876 01:33:55,266 --> 01:33:58,000 [chanting continues] 1877 01:33:58,066 --> 01:33:59,500 [JR] Nice reversal. 1878 01:33:59,566 --> 01:34:01,533 -Uh-oh. -[Lawler] Oh, boy! 1879 01:34:01,599 --> 01:34:04,133 [JR] Almost see it coming, the facebuster by Triple H. 1880 01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:07,266 But it didn't have the effect that it does on some individuals. 1881 01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:08,599 -Here's Rikishi! -[Lawler] Look! 1882 01:34:08,666 --> 01:34:10,599 [JR] Oh, the Samoan drop! 1883 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:14,233 Triple H landed right on his shoulder there, the Samoan drop. 1884 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,500 And Rikishi… 1885 01:34:17,433 --> 01:34:19,966 Can Rikishi meet the tag? Triple H just… 1886 01:34:20,033 --> 01:34:23,433 -He tagged in The Big Show. -[Lawler] Look out, The Rock! 1887 01:34:23,500 --> 01:34:25,833 -[JR] And The Rock got the tag. -[Lawler] Look out! 1888 01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:28,000 -Oh! -[JR] The Rock with the right hands 1889 01:34:28,066 --> 01:34:30,833 on this 500-pound monster. 1890 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:34,466 [Lawler] Oh, man! I can't believe he can't knock The Big Show down. 1891 01:34:34,533 --> 01:34:36,566 -God, he did! -[JR] The winner of the Royal Rumble 1892 01:34:36,633 --> 01:34:39,333 just DDT'd the man who said he's the winner, 1893 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,333 who said he won it! 1894 01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:42,400 [Lawler] No way! 1895 01:34:42,466 --> 01:34:44,433 [JR] Oh, come on… Oh, low blow by Triple H! 1896 01:34:45,933 --> 01:34:47,833 The Rock was going for The Rock Bottom. 1897 01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:49,500 Hey, wait a minute! 1898 01:34:49,566 --> 01:34:51,800 They're the New Age Outlaws! 1899 01:34:51,866 --> 01:34:54,833 The New Age Outlaws double-teaming Rikishi. 1900 01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,000 And a low blow! 1901 01:34:56,066 --> 01:34:59,900 The Big Show just dropped a 500-pound knee right in The Rock's groin! 1902 01:34:59,966 --> 01:35:02,333 [Lawler] Now, it's back to what we expected it to be. 1903 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:03,933 [JR] I knew it was gonna be carnage! 1904 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,933 I knew there was gonna be hell to pay! 1905 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,700 [Lawler] It's The Big Show and The Game all alone with The Rock. 1906 01:35:09,766 --> 01:35:12,099 -[JR] This is a damned assault! -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 1907 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:13,933 What's Stephanie doing? 1908 01:35:15,633 --> 01:35:18,633 [JR] Stephanie giving a… putting a steel chair in the ring. 1909 01:35:19,466 --> 01:35:22,000 The Outlaws have taken down Rikishi. 1910 01:35:22,766 --> 01:35:25,433 Oh! Triple H just took down the referee! 1911 01:35:26,066 --> 01:35:29,433 -Oh, come on. By God! -[crowd cheering] 1912 01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,700 [Lawler] Look at this! Look! 1913 01:35:30,766 --> 01:35:32,233 -Look at that. -[JR] Wait a minute! 1914 01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:34,200 -Wait a minute. -[Lawler] It's Cactus Jack! 1915 01:35:34,266 --> 01:35:36,033 -[JR] It's Cactus Jack. -[Lawler] With a 2x4! 1916 01:35:36,099 --> 01:35:37,700 [JR] It's Cactus Jack! 1917 01:35:39,166 --> 01:35:41,766 The Rock finally back up! 1918 01:35:41,833 --> 01:35:43,700 -Here comes Cactus! -[Lawler] Oh! 1919 01:35:45,533 --> 01:35:48,966 [JR] Cactus Jack with a 2x4 on The Big Show. 1920 01:35:49,033 --> 01:35:50,866 And Cactus buried the 2x4… 1921 01:35:50,933 --> 01:35:53,666 -[Lawler] Get him out of there! -[JR] …into the back of The Game! 1922 01:35:55,033 --> 01:35:56,666 [Lawler] Get him out of there, somebody! 1923 01:35:56,733 --> 01:36:01,200 [JR] Oh, look out! The Rock and Cactus! A double team! 1924 01:36:01,266 --> 01:36:03,466 Over with the 500-pounder! 1925 01:36:03,533 --> 01:36:05,466 [crowd cheering] 1926 01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:08,800 -Cactus Jack is here! -["Whole Lotta Groove" playing] 1927 01:36:10,066 --> 01:36:11,666 The trap was set! 1928 01:36:12,233 --> 01:36:17,033 The Game and The Big Show wanted to eliminate The Rock once and for all! 1929 01:36:17,933 --> 01:36:22,233 But thanks to Rikishi and Cactus Jack, King, it didn't happen tonight. 1930 01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:25,166 [Lawler] I can't believe Cactus Jack is here. Look at The Rock, 1931 01:36:25,233 --> 01:36:27,633 he wants some more of The Game. 1932 01:36:27,700 --> 01:36:29,933 He wants some more of The Big Show. 1933 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:32,333 [JR] By God, we thought the Royal Rumble was chaotic. 1934 01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:34,966 -[Lawler] Look out! -[JR] Oh, my God, 1935 01:36:35,033 --> 01:36:37,833 -This is a war! -[Lawler] Look out! ,