1 00:00:01,066 --> 00:00:02,233 [intro music playing] 2 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:17,099 [Mr. McMahon] At Judgment Day, 3 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:20,099 we took the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 4 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:21,133 from The Rock. 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:26,299 Tonight we will simply take what's left. 6 00:00:26,366 --> 00:00:29,833 [JR] Oh, and The Rock! The Rock is dismantling DX! 7 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,533 The Rock is beating the hell out of Shane! 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:37,033 The Rock laying a smackdown on Vince McMahon! 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,133 McMahon, the Rock Bottom! 10 00:00:39,199 --> 00:00:40,566 And here comes The Phenom! 11 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,900 The Undertaker is kicking ass! 12 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:44,500 [Lawler] Run, Vince! 13 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,366 [JR] Oh, my God, a Rock Bottom! 14 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,000 All the way to people's hell! 15 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:49,300 -Oh, my God! -Look at this! 16 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:52,366 The Undertaker making a beeline for Mr. McMahon! 17 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:54,166 [Lawler] He tried to run Vince over! 18 00:00:54,266 --> 00:00:57,466 [The Undertaker] You get the pleasure of paying me 19 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:00,699 lots of money to kick your stank ass. 20 00:01:00,766 --> 00:01:03,066 [JR] Oh! And now it's Shane McMahon 21 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:05,399 one on one with The Undertaker. 22 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,733 [Lawler] I want to remind Linda McMahon of something! 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,466 You are responsible for this, Linda! 24 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,233 Your own son being pummeled! 25 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,333 [JR] So much for The Giant Killer. Wait, here comes the cavalry! 26 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:17,033 And The Undertaker is cleaning up DX! 27 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,166 [Lawler] Oh, my God! 28 00:01:18,233 --> 00:01:20,800 [JR] And now DX tries to storm The Undertaker. 29 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:24,000 [Lawler] You got to admit The Undertaker's got a little numbers problem now. 30 00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:26,433 Wait a minute! The Brahma Bull is back! 31 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,066 -[JR] What? -[Lawler] Rock's back! 32 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:31,600 [JR] The Rock and Undertaker cleaning house. 33 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,366 The Regime being dismantled. 34 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:35,233 Triple H may be champion, 35 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:39,366 but The Rock and Undertaker have put The Regime through a living hell. 36 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,266 [echoing] Hell! 37 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,600 ♪ It's my life in a box And charred to beat ♪ 38 00:01:50,199 --> 00:01:52,466 ♪ Taking chalk in my arms It's the soul of me ♪ 39 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:53,600 ♪ You want fire ♪ 40 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,566 ♪ Ashes see me laid face down ♪ 41 00:02:00,966 --> 00:02:03,666 ♪ What am I? The thorn in your eye ♪ 42 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,933 [crowd cheering] 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,199 [fireworks popping, whistling] 44 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,966 [JR] Since Judgment Day, the McMahon-Helmsley Regime 45 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:35,633 has seen very, very hard times. 46 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,400 And, King, will tonight be any different? 47 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,566 [Lawler] I gotta say this, JR. 48 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,900 The McMahon-Helmsley Regime is not going to put up 49 00:02:43,966 --> 00:02:45,833 with the treatment they've been receiving. 50 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,833 They've got to do something about it and they'll start tonight. 51 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:52,266 [JR] We're sold out at here in Vancouver for the King of the Ring qualifying. 52 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,133 ♪ You've done it now ♪ 53 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,433 ♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 54 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,833 ♪ And I can't allow ♪ 55 00:02:59,966 --> 00:03:02,833 ♪ You to think you can just walk away ♪ 56 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,366 ♪ So turn around ♪ 57 00:03:05,433 --> 00:03:08,366 ♪ And face the piper you're gonna pay ♪ 58 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:10,833 ♪ 'Cause the end is now ♪ 59 00:03:11,033 --> 00:03:12,633 ♪ This is gonna be your Judgment Day ♪ 60 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,333 [Lawler] Oh, my God! 61 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:18,000 ♪ But cheap shots… ♪ 62 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,633 [JR] There's one American badass! 63 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,666 Astride that motorcycle is The Undertaker. 64 00:03:23,733 --> 00:03:26,899 ♪ But things will never ever be the same ♪ 65 00:03:26,966 --> 00:03:28,899 ♪ Nice guys ♪ 66 00:03:28,966 --> 00:03:32,399 [Lawler] He's no longer a Phenom, JR, he is now 67 00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:34,566 a bona fide American badass. 68 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:38,333 ♪ They're always kickin' assholes' ass ♪ 69 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:46,200 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 70 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,566 [Lawler] What a night this is gonna be! 71 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:51,333 ♪ You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay ♪ 72 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:54,033 At the 7' tall mark… 73 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,899 [JR] 325 pounds… 74 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:01,299 of the baddest, the nastiest, 75 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:07,000 human being to perhaps ever step foot in the WWE. 76 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:10,799 [Lawler] You're right, since Judgment Day 77 00:04:10,866 --> 00:04:14,233 he and The Rock have made life a living hell 78 00:04:14,299 --> 00:04:16,266 for the McMahon-Helmsley Faction. 79 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:19,899 [JR] General Motors Place sold out in 25 minutes here in Vancouver. 80 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:21,700 [crowd cheering] 81 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:26,400 [rock music playing] 82 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:31,433 [JR] Just as The Undertaker was about to address this capacity crowd, 83 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:38,666 you at home are being interrupted by the McMahon-Helmsley Regime. 84 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,133 [Lawler] You got to admit, JR, it takes a brave group 85 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,833 to interrupt The Undertaker. 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,700 [JR] The Undertaker is here. 87 00:04:47,766 --> 00:04:50,466 The McMahon-Helmsley Regime here on the stage, 88 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:53,300 The Rock is scheduled to be here tonight as well. 89 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:56,666 As we said, our King of the Ring qualifying tournament match-ups 90 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:57,766 start tonight. 91 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,866 Shane McMahon versus Rikishi. 92 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:03,800 [Lawler] And don't forget Kid Rock! Kid Rock is here live tonight! 93 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:06,266 [JR] Plus Chris Benoit defends the Intercontinental title 94 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,300 against Hardcore Holly. 95 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,433 But The Regime has interrupted The Undertaker. 96 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,466 And here they come, does The Regime. 97 00:05:14,633 --> 00:05:17,400 And you gotta think, King, with some evil intentions. 98 00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:21,233 [Lawler] They didn't even let The Undertaker get one word out. 99 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,833 [JR] Look at Triple H. 100 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,900 As we said, ever since Judgment Day, 101 00:05:25,966 --> 00:05:29,866 the McMahon-Helmsley Regime has fallen on hard times. 102 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:34,099 Thanks to not only The Rock but The Undertaker as well. 103 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,700 [Lawler] Look at Vince. Look at Vince. 104 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:38,833 [crowd cheering] 105 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,166 [JR] Strength in numbers. 106 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:43,933 The Regime knows that, and so does The Undertaker. 107 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,566 [Lawler] Vince has got the grapefruits. 108 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:50,366 [JR] I wouldn't touch that bike if I were you guys. 109 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,866 Not unless you got your health insurance paid up. 110 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,233 Look at Vince McMahon. 111 00:05:58,366 --> 00:06:02,200 Even here in Canada, people think that this Regime are assholes. 112 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:03,766 [Lawler] Hey! 113 00:06:07,766 --> 00:06:10,400 You know, I'd like to come out here 114 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:15,966 and be the first guy to express to you 115 00:06:17,266 --> 00:06:18,866 just how great it is… 116 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:22,966 -[crowd chanting] Assholes! Assholes! -[Lawler] Oh, please! 117 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,766 [JR] Triple H addressing The Undertaker. 118 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:29,033 [Lawler] Listen to these foul-mouth Canadians. Blame Canada, Triple H. 119 00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:31,833 [crowd chanting] Assholes! 120 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:36,133 I'd like to express just how great it is 121 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:42,733 to have the one true American Badass 122 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:45,900 back in the World Wrestling Entertainment! 123 00:06:47,466 --> 00:06:49,599 Welcome home, Undertaker! 124 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,700 Welcome home! 125 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:54,366 [Lawler] Did he say how nice it is to have The Undertaker back? 126 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:58,533 And I mean, as happy as all of they are that you're back, 127 00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:03,000 nobody is happier than me. 128 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:07,099 -[Lawler] I can't believe that. -[JR] Good reason for that. 129 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,099 I really mean that because, after all, 130 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,766 you've been back just a short period of time. 131 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:17,766 And hell, already you've done me a huge favor. 132 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:20,966 You see, because at Judgment Day, 133 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,799 it was pretty clear I was gonna kick The Rock's ass 134 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:29,500 and become the World Wrestling Entertainment champion again. 135 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,599 [JR] That's an arguable point, quite frankly. 136 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,433 [crowd booing] 137 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:38,533 But you, my friend, you saved me the effort. 138 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:43,700 I didn't have to do my job myself because you did it for me. 139 00:07:43,766 --> 00:07:46,266 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 140 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:51,200 [JR] And chanting for Rock. 141 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,433 That's right, Rocky. 142 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,533 The man that The Undertaker defeated 143 00:07:57,599 --> 00:08:01,633 to put the World Wrestling Entertainment title back where it belongs. 144 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,166 Around my waist. 145 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,733 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Rocky's here tonight. 146 00:08:06,566 --> 00:08:07,633 [JR] Sure is. 147 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:09,599 And, Rock… I mean, Taker, I'll tell ya. 148 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:14,799 Being the kind of man that I am, it's really been bugging me. 149 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:16,733 I mean, I haven't been able to sleep at night 150 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:21,599 knowing that I never got to personally thank you for what you did. 151 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,700 And I know you're out here right now 152 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:26,266 to take credit for yourself and blow your own horn. 153 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:29,066 Because, quite frankly, that's what you do. 154 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,700 But let me do it for you. 155 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,933 I am out here to publicly… 156 00:08:39,766 --> 00:08:44,566 thank you for what you did for me and for all the people. 157 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:48,733 Undertaker, thank you very much. 158 00:08:50,199 --> 00:08:53,766 [JR] Just how disingenuous is this whole dissertation? 159 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,266 -[Lawler] That seemed very sincere to me. -Sure it would. 160 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,133 Well, firstly… 161 00:08:58,199 --> 00:09:00,800 You need to thank me for not coming down right now 162 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,433 and kicking all of your ass. 163 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,600 [crowd reacts] 164 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,133 Sure. 165 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:12,233 But there's one thing we do need to get straight. 166 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,033 And we'll get it straight right now. 167 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,500 I don't do anything for anybody except myself. 168 00:09:19,566 --> 00:09:21,566 [crowd cheering] 169 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:23,366 [Lawler] I knew he was selfish. 170 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,900 Now any chance from this day forward, 171 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,533 that I get a chance to slap a knot on any one of you assholes, 172 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:37,800 I'm gonna take it. 173 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:42,366 [JR] And he means it, folks. The Undertaker means it. 174 00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:44,666 [Lawler] His mouth is dirtier than a wicker toilet seat. 175 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:48,800 And there's one more thing there, fancy pants. 176 00:09:50,066 --> 00:09:51,633 [JR] Uh-oh. 177 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,500 [The Undertaker] That belt? 178 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,233 Yeah, that belt that's on your shoulder. 179 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,833 [crowd chanting] Fight, fight! 180 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,900 It belongs to me. 181 00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:03,033 [JR] Uh-oh. 182 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,066 -[Lawler] To The Undertaker? -[JR] Uh-oh! 183 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,766 I'll tell you what. 184 00:10:09,866 --> 00:10:12,433 You have been gone quite a while, haven't you? 185 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,966 But let me fill you in on what's happened since you've been gone. 186 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,600 You see, things have changed. 187 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:23,133 And now when you run your mouth around here, we close it. 188 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,933 The only way you're getting close to this belt, pal, 189 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,866 is when I shove it down your throat. 190 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:30,433 [Lawler] This is gonna be good! 191 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:33,133 [JR] The Regime surrounding The Undertaker here. 192 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,933 [Lawler] I told you there's strength in numbers. And you're about to see that, JR. 193 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,966 ["Electrifying" playing] 194 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,433 [crowd cheering] 195 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,199 [Lawler] It's The Rock! What's he doing here now? 196 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,166 The Rock! 197 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:54,733 [JR] The Rock has… has interrupted the proceedings here. 198 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,066 [Lawler] Rock, I don't think this concerns you. 199 00:10:57,133 --> 00:11:00,366 [JR] Just as it seemed that the McMahon-Helmsley Regime 200 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,300 was about to pour into the ring 201 00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:07,433 and take apart The Undertaker, or at least attempt to do so. 202 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,566 [Lawler] This was between Triple H and The Undertaker, Rock. 203 00:11:12,766 --> 00:11:14,300 [JR] King, it's between The Rock, too, 204 00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:18,000 because it was The Rock that lost the WWE title at Judgment Day. 205 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:20,000 [Mr. McMahon] Wait a minute. Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 206 00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,300 -Whoa! -[Lawler] Listen up! 207 00:11:21,466 --> 00:11:23,699 [Mr. McMahon] Whoa, whoa! 208 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,433 -[Lawler] Here we go. -Yeah. 209 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,933 Uh… 210 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,566 I got it now. 211 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,100 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 212 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,933 This is a real simple picture to see. 213 00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:41,199 I see this is what's known as the buddy system, I guess, huh? 214 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,800 Yeah, that's what's known as the buddy system. 215 00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:49,699 What we have here is we have The Undertaker, 216 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,533 on Monday night, coming to the rescue. 217 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,133 -[crowd roaring] -Shut up! 218 00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:56,466 [Lawler] Yeah, shut up! 219 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,766 [crowd booing] 220 00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:01,800 We have The Undertaker, 221 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,866 coming to the rescue of The Rock on Monday night. 222 00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:09,833 That, of course, was after he screwed him out of the title. 223 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,466 [Lawler] Yeah, remember that? 224 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:15,933 And then on Thursday, we have The Rock 225 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:22,833 coming to the rescue of The Undertaker before The Faction kicked his ass. 226 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:23,966 [Lawler] That's right. 227 00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:27,199 So it's obvious to me this is a deal 228 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:31,666 whereby The Undertaker scratches your back. 229 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:35,900 And, Rock, you scratch his, right? 230 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:39,699 -Is that what we got? -[Lawler] A buddy system? That's it. 231 00:12:40,866 --> 00:12:42,300 [laughs] Vince figured it out. 232 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,633 He's got mental acumen. 233 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,866 [crowd chanting] Rocky! 234 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:53,099 I think Rock hates to admit it. 235 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,033 He hates to admit Vince is right. 236 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,066 No, Vince, this thing between The Rock… 237 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,900 [crowd cheering] 238 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,400 Vince, this thing between The Rock and The Undertaker 239 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:17,000 isn't a case of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." 240 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,766 It's more along the lines of Shane scratches his ass, 241 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,566 Triple H kisses your ass and you sniff a monkey's ass! 242 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,466 [crowd cheering] 243 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,000 [Lawler] Monkey's ass? What? 244 00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,066 [indistinct shouting] 245 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,266 And make no mistake about it, 246 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:39,766 any time The Rock has a chance to get his hands on you, 247 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:43,433 Road Dogg, X-Pac, Triple H, Shane, 248 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,166 it's a good day, and it becomes an even better day 249 00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:50,633 when The Rock can make change out of that $2 walking slut Stephanie. 250 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,533 [crowd cheering] 251 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,166 [JR] Two dollar? It's that two dollar Canadian? 252 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,166 [Lawler] Wait! Don't you start that, too. 253 00:13:58,766 --> 00:14:00,599 That beautiful lady. 254 00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:06,366 [JR] There ain't no collusion with The Rock and The Undertaker. 255 00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,400 They ain't buddies either way. 256 00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,366 [Lawler] Well, they scratch each other's back. 257 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,500 The fact of the matter is this, Vince. 258 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,333 One way or the other, The Rock will do all he can 259 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,433 to one day once again become WWE champion. 260 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,966 [crowd cheering] 261 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,300 [Lawler] Including hurting Stephanie's feelings. 262 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,133 [JR] Undertaker's already cleared the deck. 263 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,033 Okay, I got it. 264 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:35,066 What we have here is two individuals with common enemies. 265 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,866 The McMahon-Helmsley Faction. 266 00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:38,800 [JR] That's accurate. 267 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:43,699 We have two individuals with common goals. 268 00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:48,599 They both want to be the WWE champion. 269 00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:50,666 -[JR] That's exactly right. -Vince is a genius. 270 00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:56,733 So therefore, tonight in Vancouver in that very ring… 271 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,433 [JR] Wait a minute. 272 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,000 [Lawler] I think… Listen to this. 273 00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:07,199 [Mr. McMahon] You will not see Triple H defend the WWE title. 274 00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:09,300 No, you're not good enough for that. 275 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,900 -[JR] Not good enough? -[Lawler] That's right. This is Canada. 276 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,566 But what you will see, one-on-one, 277 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,466 since they have so much in common, it will be The Undertaker, 278 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:23,066 one on one with The Rock. 279 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,666 [JR] Oh, my God! 280 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,199 The Undertaker and The Rock live tonight! 281 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:32,000 [Lawler] We'll see if there's a buddy system or not, won't we JR? 282 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,966 [JR] The evil genius, Mr. McMahon has struck again. 283 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,733 [Lawler] This is great! 284 00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:42,233 [JR] McMahon just flipped The Rock to take on The Undertaker. 285 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,333 And now The Rock and The Undertaker, 286 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,266 you've got to believe behind those glasses, 287 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,666 they have their eyes locked on each other. 288 00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:52,433 [Lawler] Yeah, they're thinking, "My God, what am I gonna do now?" 289 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,900 [laughs] Vince is a genius! 290 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,933 [JR] We're back live, still shocked over the announcement 291 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 made just moments ago by Vince McMahon, making our main event tonight. 292 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,733 What you will see, one on one, 293 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,000 since they have so much in common, 294 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:11,066 it will be The Undertaker, one on one with The Rock. 295 00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,033 [JR] The Undertaker and The Rock 296 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,400 one on one tonight and, King, The Undertaker and The Rock. 297 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,000 Seemingly they're staring holes through each other. 298 00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:22,933 [Lawler] That's because they realize now that the road to the WWE title 299 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,400 well, goes through each of these guys, they're gonna have to get it on. 300 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,500 [JR] I can't wait for that. Uh-oh! 301 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:31,400 [Lawler] I can't wait for this either, JR! 302 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,199 ["The Ho Train" playing] 303 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,466 [JR] The original American Badass, The Undertaker, 304 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,833 will take on The Rock here tonight live on Raw. 305 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,099 While Shane McMahon takes on Rikishi 306 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,000 in a King of the Ring qualifying match-up 307 00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:49,966 [Lawler] Look at this! The Kat! 308 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,366 [bell dings] 309 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,800 [Lilian] The following is a mixed six-man tag-team contest 310 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,599 and it's scheduled for one fall. 311 00:16:56,699 --> 00:17:03,266 Introducing first, the team of The Kat, Dean Malenko and The Godfather. 312 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,466 -[Lawler] Wait a minute, The Kat? -[JR] A six-person tag. 313 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,300 [Lawler] She's no ho, is she? 314 00:17:08,366 --> 00:17:09,966 [JR] I would like to think not. 315 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,399 [Lawler] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 316 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,466 [JR] Godfather and Dean Malenko joined forces for the first time 317 00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,500 last Thursday night on SmackDown! 318 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,766 -I'm trying to figure out… -They've been smiling ever since. 319 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,200 But I'm trying to wonder when The Kat joined forces 320 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,800 with The Godfather, they got these Canadian hos. 321 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:30,300 I think they're only about 70% of what they are in the States. 322 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,300 Let's blaze this thing up right! 323 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,566 What's up, Vancouver? 324 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,066 [crowd roars] 325 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,766 It's time once again for everybody to come aboard the… 326 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,233 [crowd] Ho train! 327 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:52,133 Are there any pimps up in this house? 328 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,500 [cheering] 329 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,633 [Lawler] Any pimps? 330 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,566 Bet you, all y'all know that the Godfather be pimping hos… 331 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,766 [crowd] Nationwide! 332 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,700 Yeah, don't hide it. 333 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,933 I want you to take it out and light it up for The Godfather 334 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,600 and say… 335 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,000 [crowd] Pimpin' ain't easy! 336 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,500 [JR] I guess Dean is a Malenk-ho now. 337 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,266 [Lawler laughs] A Malenk-ho! That's good. 338 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,066 ["The Real Deal" playing] 339 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,100 [Lilian] Their opponents… 340 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:25,933 Introducing Terri, Perry Saturn and D-Lo Brown. 341 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,300 [Lawler] My God, it's that horny little she-devil, Terri. 342 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:30,766 [whoops] 343 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,333 [JR] D-Lo Brown's issues with The Godfather well documented, 344 00:18:33,399 --> 00:18:37,100 as are the issues between Saturn and Malenko. 345 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:40,766 And we know that Terri and Kat have not seen eye to eye in some time. 346 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,266 [Lawler] What about those issues right there? 347 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:47,000 -She makes a lovely couple. -I know you're not worried about the eyes. 348 00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,433 [Lawler] Look at The Kat! She's like a calico cat. 349 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,433 You never know what color her hair's gonna be. Oh, baby! 350 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,100 [JR] Don't forget in addition to The Rock and The Undertaker one on one, 351 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,633 Chris Benoit will defend the Intercontinental title 352 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,633 against Hardcore Holly 353 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,633 in what should be a phenomenal match-up. 354 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,166 Two King of the Ring qualifiers tonight. 355 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:09,433 Bull Buchanan versus Steve Blackman and Shane McMahon challenging Rikishi. 356 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,633 [Lawler] Shane is going to try to qualify to be the King of the Ring? 357 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,766 [JR] Your buddy Simba wants to be King of the Ring. 358 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,933 [Lawler] It takes a king to know a king. Shane, The Giant Killer. 359 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,066 [JR] So it's D-Lo Brown and Dean Malenko. 360 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,066 [Lawler] Malenk-ho. [laughs] That's good. 361 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,133 [JR] In a mixed six-person tag. 362 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,500 And Malenko… 363 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:36,033 stinging D-Lo Brown momentarily, catching D-Lo coming in… 364 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:41,000 Tell you what, Vince McMahon, a touch of genius. 365 00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:43,366 If you got problems with The Rock and The Undertaker, 366 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,100 one way to solve them and not get your hands dirty 367 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,766 is to put The Rock and The Undertaker 368 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:51,200 in this very ring and let them beat the hell out of each other 369 00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:53,100 here tonight. 370 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,700 [Lawler] Uh-oh, missed him. 371 00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:55,966 There you go. 372 00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:59,466 [JR] Well, D-Lo Brown's got an arrogant attitude these days. 373 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,899 He thinks he's been overlooked. 374 00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:06,700 Blaming all of his, uh, problems regarding his push 375 00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:09,899 on everybody else, he should look in the mirror every now and then. 376 00:20:09,966 --> 00:20:12,200 [Lawler] I can't wait to hear what The Rock will say 377 00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:15,666 about having to face The Undertaker later on tonight, it'll be great. 378 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:16,700 What a night, JR. 379 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,166 [JR] It makes clear that, at least in my view, 380 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:21,233 The Undertaker and The Rock are not… 381 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,666 Oh, my, sidewalk slam. 382 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,800 …are not best buddies, that's for sure. 383 00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:27,733 They've got a common enemy. A common denominator. 384 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,033 That's the McMahon-Helmsley Regime and, quite frankly, the WWE title. 385 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,966 [Lawler] And, you know, JR, deep down, deep down The Rock really does blame 386 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,433 The Undertaker for that loss. 387 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,833 -You know he does. He's got to! -I don't know that. 388 00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,399 I don't know that at all. 389 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,433 Godfather getting caught there. 390 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,633 On both sides of the fence, knocked down by D-Lo Brown. 391 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,899 We have yet to see The Kat and Terri be tagged in. 392 00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:55,800 [Lawler] Come on, tag The Kat and Terri in! 393 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,833 I wanna see Terri… [laughs] 394 00:21:01,066 --> 00:21:04,466 You know, I love it when cats like puppies. 395 00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:06,066 That's the cutest thing. 396 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,833 Come on, get that horny little she-devil in there. 397 00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:13,933 [JR] By the way, also got a European title tonight. 398 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,233 Eddie Guerrero takes on Kurt Angle, the European title on the line. 399 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,866 Tag team titles on the line tonight. 400 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:21,266 Edge and Christian meet Too Cool. 401 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,633 And there's the tag. Kat should be in there now. 402 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,766 This is not proper for Terri to take on The Godfather. 403 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:33,200 [Lawler] Look at that. She just slapped the taste out of The Godfather's mouth. 404 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:36,700 There she is, the horny little she-devil. 405 00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,933 -[JR] That's what she is. -What's The Kat doing? 406 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,133 Look out! Oh! 407 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,433 [JR] She was pleased with herself. And a takedown by The Kat. 408 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:48,266 [Lawler] The bulldog from The Kat. 409 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,600 [JR] Kat and Terri got… 410 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,300 Terri making a tag. 411 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,633 [Lawler] And I think that's The Kat's natural hair color… 412 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,899 We're gonna find out what her natural hair color is. 413 00:21:57,766 --> 00:22:00,600 [JR] Malenko on Saturn, two legal men. 414 00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:03,366 [Lawler] Saturn was looking at The Kat in stereo. 415 00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,300 Probably looks at everything in stereo. 416 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,500 [JR] Malenko quickening the pace here. 417 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,333 -[Lawler] Man! -Shot from behind by D-Lo Brown. 418 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:13,433 Here comes The Godfather, the four men are in the ring now. 419 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,733 And I think that Malenko and Saturn… 420 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,700 I believe are the legal two. 421 00:22:19,899 --> 00:22:21,633 Inverted atomic drop by D-Lo Brown. 422 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,533 Malenko in trouble. 423 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,833 [Lawler] These people want puppies. Me too. 424 00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,399 [JR] Godfather knocking D-Lo outside. 425 00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:32,399 -[Lawler] But look at Saturn! -Saturn on top. 426 00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:34,166 Saturn measuring Malenko… 427 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,866 Oh, my God, what an elbow! 428 00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,500 -[Lawler] Wow. -To the heart of Malenko. 429 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:38,700 The leg is hooked. 430 00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:40,966 -[Lawler] Get in there, Kat! -[bell dings] 431 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,466 [Lilian] Here are your winners… 432 00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:48,033 Terri, Perry Saturn and D-Lo Brown! 433 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,666 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh! 434 00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,399 Kat can't believe it. 435 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:55,666 [JR] I think Kat would love to get her hands on Terri. 436 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,833 [Lawler] Who wouldn't like to get their hands on Terri? 437 00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:03,800 [JR] Somewhere down the road Kat and Terri gotta settle this. 438 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,600 [Lawler] That color would look good on you. 439 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,200 -You know what to do, right? -Got it. 440 00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:10,066 -We've done this for a while, okay? -I know. 441 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,966 My God, it's him. Hey! 442 00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:14,233 -Hey. We normally don't do this. -What's up, dude? 443 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,466 We're huge fans. Can we please get a picture with you? 444 00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:17,933 We normally don't do this. 445 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,200 All right? Here we go. 446 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:21,300 You ready? One, two, three. 447 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:22,833 All right. 448 00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:25,633 Mini Me. We so loved you in Austin Powers. 449 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:28,133 I mean, you didn't have many lines, but God, what a presence. 450 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:29,100 You were great. 451 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,566 You complete me, Mini Me. 452 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:34,200 You guys are dumb asses. I'm Joe C. 453 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,366 -Don't be bashful. -Ah, incognito. 454 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,366 …new Kid Rock album, The History of Rock. 455 00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:40,233 -He's shy. -Don't be bashful. That's cool. 456 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,466 -It was huge in Europe. -You don't believe me? 457 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,966 -Overseas. -Good stuff. 458 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,899 -That's okay. He's just shy. -He's cool. 459 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,200 [Lawler] They think he's Mini Me. That's Joe C! 460 00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:52,466 -Your pearly whites look great. -Look at your intercostals. 461 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:56,033 -They're really coming in. -The most photogenic tag team ever! 462 00:23:56,133 --> 00:23:57,233 Hey, Kurt, check this out. 463 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,433 We've got a picture with Mini Me from Austin Powers. 464 00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:02,899 Guys. There's no one that likes posing with midgets more than I do. 465 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,566 But I've got more important things on my mind, like European gold. 466 00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:09,000 -Well, good luck, Kurt. -Good luck. Go get 'em, buddy. 467 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,333 Man. That is so cover material. 468 00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:13,933 -Tiger Beat. Here we come. -Yeah. 469 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,766 ♪ Mamacita ♪ 470 00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:19,766 [JR] I can't believe Edge and Christian, the tag champions, acting like jerks. 471 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,966 [Lawler] They don't know the difference between Joe C. and Mini Me? 472 00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:24,833 [JR] That's what I'm saying. 473 00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,566 Here come The European champion with Mamacita. 474 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,233 Gold on the line momentarily, 475 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:31,533 [Lawler] Latino Heat! 476 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,233 [Lilian] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 477 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:38,266 and is for the World Wrestling Entertainment European Championship. 478 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,133 Making his way to the ring, 479 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,833 being accompanied by the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, 480 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,600 from El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 205 pounds, 481 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:51,466 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment European champion. 482 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,899 -Eddie Guerrero! -[Lawler] I want to tell you something. 483 00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:58,333 Just take a look at Chyna's face. I mean, there's a glow there. 484 00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:02,700 It's nice, I'm telling you, this Latino Heat thing is blossoming. 485 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,333 Like those roses. I think this is true love. 486 00:25:05,433 --> 00:25:07,033 [JR] They've got great chemistry, 487 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,033 Chyna and the European champion, who will defend the title 488 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:13,766 against the Olympic hero Kurt Angle momentarily, 489 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,933 on a night where The Rock and The Undertaker 490 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,466 will get it on right here tonight. 491 00:25:18,533 --> 00:25:20,199 ["Medal" playing] 492 00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:21,699 [JR] Uh-oh! 493 00:25:21,766 --> 00:25:24,133 [Lawler] Speaking of gettin' it on, JR! 494 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:27,600 You can tell they love Americans here in Canada. 495 00:25:35,199 --> 00:25:38,399 Canada is lacking two things. 496 00:25:38,466 --> 00:25:42,433 -[crowd booing] -It's true, don't make me say it again. 497 00:25:43,366 --> 00:25:48,733 The first is Olympic heroes, and no, Ben Johnson does not count. 498 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,233 [JR] Certainly not Ben Johnson. 499 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:57,133 So it is my duty as an American hero to represent all of you as well 500 00:25:57,199 --> 00:26:00,733 and become the North American Hero. 501 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,000 -[Lawler] Ben Johnson cheated, JR. -I know. 502 00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:04,800 [crowd booing] 503 00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:08,366 The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, 504 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,466 which is today, by the way, and we in the States 505 00:26:12,533 --> 00:26:16,266 celebrate our war heroes by having barbecues, 506 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:21,233 and I realize here in Canada, you can't have barbecues 507 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:25,433 because you'd probably be attacked by a moose or a caribou. 508 00:26:26,566 --> 00:26:27,699 Or even a grizzly. 509 00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:30,266 It's true. Hold on a second. 510 00:26:31,366 --> 00:26:34,066 You'd probably be attacked by a grizzly as well. 511 00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:40,000 On second thought, the Grizzlies don't beat 512 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,966 anybody here in Vancouver, let alone anywhere else. 513 00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:45,066 -[crowd booing] -It's true, it's true. 514 00:26:47,033 --> 00:26:50,133 So after I win the European Championship tonight, 515 00:26:50,199 --> 00:26:53,633 I will not only be the North American Hero, 516 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:57,366 I will also represent the great countries of Europe as well. 517 00:26:57,466 --> 00:27:00,899 Once again, your Olympic hero is going global. 518 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,166 [Lawler] Plus, you know what, JR? 519 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,800 There's no such thing as a Canadian war hero anyway. 520 00:27:07,066 --> 00:27:08,866 [JR] I think Kurt Angle made that quite clear. 521 00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:10,066 [bell dings] 522 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:12,266 Angle, the challenger for the European title, 523 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,866 again tag titles on the line tonight. 524 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,433 Edge and Christian challenged by Too Cool. 525 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,600 [Lawler] Does Canada even have an army? 526 00:27:19,699 --> 00:27:21,000 [JR] Of course they do. 527 00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:23,166 [Lawler] Our Salvation Army can kick their butts. 528 00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:29,233 [JR] Collar-and-elbow tie-up. 529 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,633 Angle in behind Eddie Guerrero. 530 00:27:30,699 --> 00:27:34,366 I'll tell you what, the evil genius Vince McMahon has struck again. 531 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:39,199 No better way to eliminate your enemies than to put them in a ring together. 532 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:41,433 That's what we're going to see tonight with the… 533 00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:44,399 -[referee] Two. -[JR] Near fall. Wow. 534 00:27:44,466 --> 00:27:46,366 [Lawler] This is going to be a great match! 535 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,199 [JR] An Angle powerslam and the leg is hooked. 536 00:27:49,266 --> 00:27:52,533 Angle beating Guerrero to the offensive punch here. 537 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,333 [Lawler] You know what a fan I am of Kurt Angle, a great American Olympic hero. 538 00:27:56,399 --> 00:27:58,433 But also I'm a fan of Latino Heat! 539 00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:02,933 -[JR] Suplex by Guerrero -[Lawler] And Mamacita. 540 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,533 [JR] With his European title on the line, Guerrero… 541 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,166 …taking to the air. 542 00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:12,033 A little bit of high-risk offense there by Eddie Guerrero. 543 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,733 Outstanding second generation star from El Paso, Texas. 544 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,266 [Lawler] Kurt's got to keep an eye on those fatal flowers 545 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,600 that Mamacita has there at ringside. 546 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,333 -We've seen them in action before. -No doubt about it. 547 00:28:25,366 --> 00:28:27,533 And the lead pipe stuck down in those roses. 548 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,233 [Lawler] Oh, boy! 549 00:28:31,533 --> 00:28:33,699 -What do you think… -[JR] Look out! 550 00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:37,033 What a fireman carry. But Guerrero did land on his feet. 551 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,399 [Lawler] Oh! He landed on his head then! 552 00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:43,766 [JR] A belly-to-belly overhead suplex by Kurt Angle. 553 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:46,399 A magnificent move by the Olympic gold medal winner. 554 00:28:46,466 --> 00:28:48,966 -[Lawler] Here comes another one! -Here we go, German suplex. 555 00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:51,399 There's the bridge, and then look, a near fall. 556 00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:54,733 With the European title on the line, the champion in trouble. 557 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:58,266 [Lawler] Mamacita very concerned about her Latino Heat. 558 00:28:58,366 --> 00:29:02,766 [JR] What must The Rock and The Undertaker be thinking at this very moment, 559 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,800 knowing that later here tonight, live here in Vancouver, 560 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,833 that they will step in the ring together. 561 00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:12,066 [Lawler] And tear each other limb from limb. 562 00:29:12,133 --> 00:29:14,800 There he goes with the… Brilliant! 563 00:29:14,866 --> 00:29:19,666 And they gotta know the McMahon-Helmsley Faction is gonna love every minute of it. 564 00:29:23,466 --> 00:29:25,899 [JR] End was almost upon us here, 565 00:29:25,966 --> 00:29:30,633 but then Guerrero, able to get a couple of knee-lifts and a dropkick in. 566 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,533 I could almost feel that one coming. 567 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,233 [Lawler] Mamacita! 568 00:29:38,933 --> 00:29:40,333 [JR] Angle with a baseball slide. 569 00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:43,100 -[Lawler] He hit Mamacita! -He sure as heck did, Angle… 570 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:47,500 nailing Mamacita, was he aiming for her, or for the European champion? 571 00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:49,300 [Lawler] No, he wasn't aiming for Mamacita. 572 00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:52,066 -Kurt Angle's a gentleman! -Just asking a question here. 573 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,366 [Lawler] I'm answering. 574 00:29:53,466 --> 00:29:55,266 Hey, hey, oh! Mamacita's hot! 575 00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:57,666 Mamacita's hot! 576 00:29:57,733 --> 00:29:59,199 [JR] Look at Mamacita. 577 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,033 She was towering over the referee 578 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,366 who just got wiped out from behind. 579 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,100 [Lawler] We got no ref! 580 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,266 [JR] Chyna checking the condition of the referee. 581 00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:15,533 Oh! Look out! Look out! 582 00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:22,866 -Angle just got his medals bronzed. -[Lawler] Right in his heroes! 583 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:24,800 [JR] Mamacita uppercut. 584 00:30:25,766 --> 00:30:27,566 [Lawler] What's this? 585 00:30:27,766 --> 00:30:29,833 [JR] Oh, my God! What a hurricanrana! 586 00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:33,566 The low blow followed by the hurricanrana. 587 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:36,333 Angle's foot's underneath the bottom rope. 588 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,100 -But it's over. -["Latino Heat" playing] 589 00:30:38,933 --> 00:30:42,899 [Lilian] Your winner and still the World and European champion, 590 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,266 Eddie Guerrero! 591 00:30:45,399 --> 00:30:47,366 [JR] Chyna's absolutely radiant! 592 00:30:47,433 --> 00:30:48,866 She's beaming. 593 00:30:49,966 --> 00:30:51,166 [Lawler] Mamacita! 594 00:30:51,233 --> 00:30:54,800 [JR] I've never seen her smile this much. 595 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,100 Angle's not smiling. 596 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,366 We need to go and see how bad Angle's hurt. 597 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,500 Okay? Check out his injury. 598 00:31:02,566 --> 00:31:04,433 [Lawler] Look-it! I think I saw a kiss. 599 00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:09,800 [JR] Eddie Guerrero with, I guess, an assist from Mamacita, 600 00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:11,733 retains the European title. 601 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,800 [Lawler] Take a look at this, Mamacita from behind! Oh! 602 00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:19,000 Like we said, the Olympic gold medals were just crushed! 603 00:31:19,066 --> 00:31:21,666 And then a hurricanrana I've never seen the likes of. 604 00:31:24,899 --> 00:31:27,733 I think Kurt's foot was under the top rope or the bottom rope. 605 00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:29,433 Look at Mamacita. 606 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,866 [JR] Tag team titles on the line momentarily. 607 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,733 -Joe C. Joe. -Joe C. 608 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:34,866 No, man. Take it easy. 609 00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:37,433 We just got clued in a few minutes ago. To make up for it, 610 00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:41,199 we want to honor you with one of our world-renowned five-second poses. 611 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,366 What do you think? 612 00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:45,800 But to be politically correct with our pose, we need to know. 613 00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:49,433 -Are you like a midget or something? -No. No. You're a dwarf. 614 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,800 A dwarf? No, he's a gnome. 615 00:31:50,866 --> 00:31:51,833 That's what he is. 616 00:31:51,899 --> 00:31:53,833 -You're an Ewok. -Yes. 617 00:31:53,899 --> 00:31:55,533 Man, you know what? 618 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,800 You guys. You know, I'm very honored, 619 00:31:58,899 --> 00:32:02,333 but you know, you go out and you have your match. 620 00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:05,300 After that, you guys can go [bleep] yourself. 621 00:32:05,399 --> 00:32:06,866 -What? -[Lawler laughs] 622 00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:10,866 [sings to himself] 623 00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:12,666 [heavy clang] 624 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:14,966 Hello? 625 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,500 -[rattling] -Hello? 626 00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:17,933 Are you locked in? 627 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,300 [rattling] 628 00:32:20,366 --> 00:32:23,699 Are you locked… It ain't locked. Hey, who's in here? 629 00:32:23,766 --> 00:32:25,133 Hello? Hello? 630 00:32:25,199 --> 00:32:26,600 [yells] 631 00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:28,500 -[banging] -[cries out] 632 00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:32,033 No, no, no, no! 633 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,000 [JR] Good grief! 634 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,600 ["You Think You Know Me" playing] 635 00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:39,600 [JR] What happened? The Road Dogg just got assaulted. 636 00:32:40,733 --> 00:32:42,033 But by who? 637 00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:48,133 Somebody just laid a hurtin' the Road Dogg. 638 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,266 [Lilian] This bout is scheduled for one fall. 639 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:53,300 And it's for the WWE Tag Team Championship. 640 00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:57,033 Making their way to the ring, from Toronto, Canada, 641 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:00,466 at a combined weight of 455 pounds, 642 00:33:00,533 --> 00:33:04,533 they are the World Wrestling Entertainment tag team champions, 643 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,300 Edge and Christian! 644 00:33:07,366 --> 00:33:10,633 [JR] Yes, they are from Toronto. We're live now on TSN. 645 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:13,633 Thanks for being with us, folks, wherever you may be in North America. 646 00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:18,699 WWE's gonna be in Toronto on Sunday, June 4 at SkyDome. 647 00:33:19,733 --> 00:33:22,433 [Lawler] Everybody in Toronto with the benefit of flash photography, 648 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,233 be sure to bring your cameras and get some shots 649 00:33:25,566 --> 00:33:27,866 of your native sons Edge and Christian. 650 00:33:27,933 --> 00:33:29,699 Greetings, fellow Canadians. 651 00:33:30,233 --> 00:33:31,866 [cheering] 652 00:33:31,933 --> 00:33:34,133 [Lawler] Fellow Canadians! 653 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:37,733 [JR] Kissing up to everybody. 654 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:43,199 Now, we realize British Columbia, 655 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,433 so not the brightest province in the country. 656 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,233 [crowd booing] 657 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,666 [Lawler] Not the brightest province? 658 00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:55,899 Which is why we're gonna spell this out really clear for you. 659 00:33:57,066 --> 00:34:02,633 You see, Joe C. is an overrated midget rapper. 660 00:34:02,699 --> 00:34:04,233 [JR] Uh-oh. 661 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:09,066 So for the benefit of those with flash photography… 662 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:10,733 [Lawler] Here we go. 663 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:14,066 …we have a brand new pose for five seconds only 664 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:17,566 that will honor overrated midget rappers worldwide. 665 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:22,166 We call this kicking it Joe C. style. 666 00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:24,666 [JR] Well, these guys are rapidly becoming jerks. 667 00:34:24,766 --> 00:34:25,833 [Lawler] They're just hip. 668 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:28,000 [JR] How will they be received in Toronto on June 4? 669 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,866 [Lawler] They were trying to be PC, JR. Politically correct. 670 00:34:31,366 --> 00:34:35,333 They didn't know whether to call JR or Jeff, Joe C. Look, look at these shoes! 671 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,900 [crowd reacts] 672 00:34:36,966 --> 00:34:38,866 Look at this! 673 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,799 -[JR] Kind of effeminate shoes. -They got the wrong camera angle. 674 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:44,166 [Lawler] That was good. 675 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,466 [JR] Here come the challengers for tag team titles. 676 00:34:49,533 --> 00:34:53,366 [Lilian] The challengers, at a combined weight of 436 pounds, 677 00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:56,333 Scotty 2 Hotty, 678 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,799 Grandmaster Sexay, Too Cool. 679 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:02,433 [JR] We're trying to get word from the locker room area 680 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,600 as to what happened to The Road Dogg. 681 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,299 We know he was assaulted. 682 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,200 I don't know how badly he's injured. 683 00:35:08,299 --> 00:35:11,466 But somebody really did a number on The Road Dogg momentarily. 684 00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:13,233 [Lawler] He was yanked into that room. 685 00:35:13,299 --> 00:35:16,866 Somebody beat the fire out of him, threw him back out against the wall. 686 00:35:17,966 --> 00:35:19,600 Man! 687 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:22,566 Tonight, JR, Raw is War is brought to you by: 688 00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:26,933 Reebok Black Top, and the only place you can get it is Footlocker. 689 00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:31,233 [JR] And by Fram, who asks, "When was the last time you changed your filter?" 690 00:35:31,299 --> 00:35:35,133 [Lawler] And by Burger King. "When you have it your way it just tastes better." 691 00:35:37,466 --> 00:35:39,833 [JR] The WWE tag-team titles on the line here. 692 00:35:41,366 --> 00:35:43,833 Still to come, The Undertaker versus The Rock 693 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:47,566 one on one, a match made by the McMahon-Helmsley Regime. 694 00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:52,600 In addition to the Intercontinental Title match-up, Benoit versus Hardcore Holly. 695 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,600 Two King of the Ring qualifying matches tonight, 696 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:59,033 including Shane McMahon taking on Rikishi. 697 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,933 [Lawler] Shane The Giant Killer. 698 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,266 [JR] It's Christian and Grandmaster Sexay. 699 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,566 Great opportunity here for Too Cool. 700 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:12,000 Tell you what, as full of themselves as the tag team champions are, 701 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:15,966 one could assume that they might be ripe for the pickings here tonight. 702 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,900 [Lawler] Man, oh, man, watch those teeth! 703 00:36:20,066 --> 00:36:21,900 [JR] Dislocating someone's jaw. 704 00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:26,066 [Lawler] Forget the jaw, worry about those teeth. 705 00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:28,966 [JR] Grandmaster with the missile dropkick from the second rope. 706 00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:33,400 The next exchange with Scotty 2 Hotty, the Worm King. 707 00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:36,166 [Lawler] What did Edge and Christian call Joe C.? 708 00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,166 What, a midget, a dwarf? 709 00:36:38,299 --> 00:36:40,066 An Ewok? A troll? 710 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,666 [JR] We should apologize for their… 711 00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:47,333 Look at this. …insensitivities, I guess you could say. 712 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,900 [Lawler] Insensitivity? They're being politically correct. 713 00:36:49,966 --> 00:36:51,299 [JR] How about a lack of class? 714 00:36:54,566 --> 00:36:56,166 Don't promo it. You gotta do it. 715 00:36:57,533 --> 00:36:58,799 [Lawler] He flipped his lid. 716 00:36:58,866 --> 00:37:02,433 [JR] Nice suplex, nip up by Scotty 2 Hotty with tag team titles on the line. 717 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,299 [Lawler laughs] Moonwalking! 718 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,466 [JR] Scotty beating Edge to the punch but not Christian 719 00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:13,766 who caught the spinning heel kick knocking down Scotty 2 Hotty. 720 00:37:13,833 --> 00:37:15,966 [Lawler] There's a foot in your future there, Scotty. 721 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,633 -[JR] I'll tell you what. -Hey, look at this. 722 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,233 [JR] I wonder what kind of strategy The Undertaker… 723 00:37:24,299 --> 00:37:26,366 There you go, there's the cover. 724 00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:30,466 …who has been away from the WWE for so long, 725 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,799 Only been back a couple of weeks, has only been involved in one match. 726 00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,466 Look at that. 727 00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:39,433 Rough move into the inside cradle. 728 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,700 Scotty made that adjustment. 729 00:37:42,766 --> 00:37:45,633 [Lawler] I'll tell you what strategy The Undertaker better have. 730 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:47,666 Better do exactly what he said he's gonna do. 731 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,433 He better think about nobody but himself. 732 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:52,833 He's got to go out there and do everything in his power to beat The Rock. 733 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,100 That will make him… 734 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:57,466 He wants a shot at the WWE title. 735 00:37:57,533 --> 00:37:59,033 Look out! 736 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:01,600 [JR] Grandmaster over the top rope. 737 00:38:03,266 --> 00:38:07,233 And the tag team champions have yet to get offensively untrapped here. 738 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,266 Elbow. 739 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,133 Beautiful sit-down power bomb by Grandmaster Sexay. 740 00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:18,600 And both men, Grandmaster and Edge going over the top rope, 741 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:21,633 leaving Scotty 2 Hotty in there with Christian. 742 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,733 Oh, no! You know what time it is, don't you, King? 743 00:38:24,799 --> 00:38:27,033 [Lawler] It's Worm time, Worm time! 744 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,833 [JR] Scotty's gonna get the Worm out and deliver. 745 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,533 W-O-R-M! 746 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:33,600 [Lawler] Here it comes! 747 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,866 [audience whooping] 748 00:38:38,933 --> 00:38:40,133 [JR] On the outside, 749 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,233 Edge just sent the Grandmaster headfirst into the steps. 750 00:38:43,299 --> 00:38:45,133 And now Edge has got the tag belt. 751 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,366 Edge got the tag title belt to the ring but didn't get to use it. 752 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,766 That would've been a disqualification right there. 753 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,166 [Lawler] Look at this! 754 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,766 [JR] Rikishi and Joe C. 755 00:39:00,533 --> 00:39:04,100 Rikishi and Joe C. are coming to get a closer look, I guess. 756 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:06,233 [Lawler] What's the PC name for him? 757 00:39:06,299 --> 00:39:07,433 He's got a hockey stick. 758 00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:09,533 [JR] Joe C. and the… 759 00:39:10,566 --> 00:39:12,033 [Lawler] What the… 760 00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:14,600 [JR] He shoots, he scores! 761 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:16,866 [Lawler] The little midget, the dwarf… 762 00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:18,766 [JR] The referee's with Rikishi. 763 00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:21,799 -[Lawler] Wait a minute, ref! -Grandmaster used the tag belt! 764 00:39:22,866 --> 00:39:23,866 Yes! 765 00:39:23,933 --> 00:39:25,200 [bell dings] 766 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:27,833 [Lilian] Your winners 767 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,466 and New World Wrestling Entertainment tag team champions. 768 00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:34,433 Too Cool! 769 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,799 [Lawler] I can't believe it! 770 00:39:35,866 --> 00:39:37,466 ["Turn it Up" playing] 771 00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:39,666 [Lawler] Did you see that? 772 00:39:39,866 --> 00:39:42,466 -[JR] Joe C. -That was low-sticking. 773 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:46,266 [JR] He came in with that hockey stick, and nailed Christian. 774 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,566 Joe C. disrespected by Edge and Christian 775 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:54,466 earlier tonight, and that's some pretty damn good retaliation. 776 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:58,000 [Lawler] Don't take any pictures. This is not the time 777 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:00,166 for those with the benefit of flash photography. 778 00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:01,700 Too Cool. 779 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,533 The new WWE tag team champions, 780 00:40:05,966 --> 00:40:08,933 And now it may be time to celebrate. 781 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,566 [Lawler] I can't believe this. 782 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,766 [JR] Rikishi later tonight against Shane McMahon 783 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,766 in the King of the Ring qualifying match-up. 784 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,500 [Lawler] Wait a minute, Shane for Joe C.? 785 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:23,600 Take a look at this again. 786 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:32,666 [JR] Rikishi had the referee distracted long enough for Joe C. to shoot and score. 787 00:40:34,233 --> 00:40:37,433 [Lawler] Well, you know he is Joe C. He's three foot nine with a 10 foot… 788 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,100 -[JR] Easy! -Well, he's three foot nine. 789 00:40:43,966 --> 00:40:46,033 -["Turn it Up" playing] -[crowd roaring] 790 00:40:48,633 --> 00:40:50,200 [Lawler] Look at this! 791 00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,733 [laughs] 792 00:40:57,666 --> 00:40:59,400 [JR] The celebration 793 00:40:59,466 --> 00:41:04,366 continues here as Too Cool have upset Edge and Christian. 794 00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:06,400 [crowd roars] 795 00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,466 [JR] Oh, my! Meanwhile in the WWE… 796 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,500 We've got new tag champions. 797 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:14,100 -And more on the way. -What else is going to happen? 798 00:41:15,233 --> 00:41:17,466 [JR] We're back live in Vancouver, British Columbia. 799 00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:21,200 Just moments ago, during the WWE Tag Team Title match-up, 800 00:41:21,299 --> 00:41:25,200 Joe C. of Kid Rock. He came in and he shot. He did score. 801 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,066 And that took Christian entirely out of the game. 802 00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:29,700 Enough for Too Cool. 803 00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:33,666 [Lawler] Fortunately for Too Cool, that was behind the referee's back. 804 00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:35,066 The little Ewok… 805 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:39,200 Well, Joe C. And then the celebration started. 806 00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,433 New tag team champions! 807 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,166 [JR] Too Cool, Rikishi and Joe C. celebrating. 808 00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:48,933 You know, we got new tag team champions. 809 00:41:49,033 --> 00:41:50,966 -Big surprise, huh? -Yes, we do. 810 00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:53,633 Dad, and I must say, it was pure… 811 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,266 [tape rewinding] 812 00:41:55,366 --> 00:41:56,500 …new tag team champions. 813 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,900 -Big surprise, huh? -Yes, we do. 814 00:41:58,966 --> 00:42:00,799 Dad, and I must say, it was pure… 815 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,933 It was ingenious of you to make that match 816 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,500 between The Rock and The Undertaker. 817 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,266 Let me tell you, they're going to be in 818 00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:11,133 for yet another real big surprise, courtesy of Mr. McMahon here tonight. 819 00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,400 -No question about that. -I can't wait. I can't wait. 820 00:42:13,466 --> 00:42:15,966 -Hey. -[Stephanie screams] 821 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,900 [continues screaming] 822 00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:20,666 -Dad! Dad! -[JR] What's happening? 823 00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:22,433 Daddy! 824 00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:25,799 Oh, my gosh! Daddy! What was that? 825 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,000 What was that? 826 00:42:28,066 --> 00:42:29,833 Are you okay? 827 00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:31,799 Oh, Dad, are you bleeding? 828 00:42:31,866 --> 00:42:32,900 Oh. 829 00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:34,266 -Oh, Dad. -Son of a bitch! 830 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,500 Who the hell was that? 831 00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:38,366 I don't know. I didn't see. I didn't see, Daddy. Are you okay? 832 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:40,333 I'm all right. I'm all right. 833 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:42,133 [Stephanie whimpers] 834 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,433 [JR] What's going on here? 835 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:48,799 Well, what about this? What a way to kick off the King of the Ring tournament. 836 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,799 It's Rikishi and if he gets a chance, you know, that big backside 837 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:55,966 is going to go right in the face of Simba. 838 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,600 Shane McMahon and Rikishi . 839 00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:01,500 What a way to kick off the King of the Rings tournament 840 00:43:01,566 --> 00:43:03,133 and they will do it next. 841 00:43:05,366 --> 00:43:08,100 [JR] We think we've got our satellite problems taken care of. 842 00:43:08,166 --> 00:43:10,666 Moments ago with Mr. McMahon and Stephanie, 843 00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:12,100 we had a little breakup there. 844 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,433 …that match between The Rock and The Undertaker tonight. 845 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:19,133 Well, let me tell you, they're gonna be in for yet another real big surprise 846 00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:21,000 courtesy of Mr. McMahon here tonight. 847 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,933 -No question about that. -Oh, I can't wait. 848 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,866 -[JR] Second time tonight. -[Stephanie screams] 849 00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:27,600 The Road Dogg dog earlier from the unknown assailant. 850 00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:28,566 [Stephanie] Dad! 851 00:43:28,733 --> 00:43:30,733 And Vince McMahon got it. Wait a minute. Come on. 852 00:43:30,799 --> 00:43:34,400 [Lawler] I'm getting sick of this, JR. This is not an unknown assailant. 853 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:36,033 Look at this. That's either… 854 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:37,833 That's either… Anybody can see it. 855 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,500 It's either The Rock or The Undertaker doing this. 856 00:43:40,566 --> 00:43:42,400 [JR] Could've been. You may be right. 857 00:43:42,466 --> 00:43:45,299 -[Lawler] What you mean, "Could've been"? -You didn't see them. 858 00:43:45,366 --> 00:43:49,266 King of the Ring kicks off here and now in a qualifying match-up. 859 00:43:49,366 --> 00:43:52,233 Shane McMahon against Rikishi . 860 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:55,066 [Lawler] Look, he's Shane, the Giant Killer. Get it straight. 861 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,400 [Lilian] King of the Ring qualifying match and it's scheduled for one fall. 862 00:43:58,466 --> 00:44:03,033 Introducing first, weighing in at 260 pounds, 863 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,766 Shane McMahon! 864 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:08,133 ["No Chance in Hell" playing] 865 00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:12,566 [JR] Subway presents King of the Ring. 866 00:44:12,633 --> 00:44:14,666 Subway, the way a sandwich should be. 867 00:44:14,733 --> 00:44:17,266 King of the Ring will be live Sunday June 25th, 868 00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,766 from the sold out Fleet Center in Boston, Mass. 869 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:22,299 exclusively on pay-per-view. 870 00:44:22,366 --> 00:44:25,533 Shane McMahon put out The Big Show, who's had surgery 871 00:44:25,633 --> 00:44:27,500 to repair that damaged knee. 872 00:44:27,566 --> 00:44:28,900 Oh, Rikishi, 873 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:33,700 I'm sure you've seen by now why I'm such an unbelievable thriller. 874 00:44:34,866 --> 00:44:38,299 And, quite frankly, I don't blame you for being scared in the back. 875 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,266 Because who would want to face The Giant Killer? 876 00:44:41,933 --> 00:44:43,533 [Lawler laughs] Right! 877 00:44:44,866 --> 00:44:46,900 Now, I've defeated The Big Show. 878 00:44:46,966 --> 00:44:53,733 One, two, three. Hell, even The Undertaker last Thursday night couldn't defeat me. 879 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,200 -[Lawler] That's true. -So tonight the journey begins. 880 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,966 For yours truly, the King of Sting. 881 00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:04,366 But I will not be satisfied until June 25, 882 00:45:04,466 --> 00:45:08,966 when Shane-O-Mac will be crowned King of the Ring. 883 00:45:09,033 --> 00:45:10,266 [Lawler] Oh, man! 884 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,000 He would be a great king. It takes a king to know a king. 885 00:45:14,066 --> 00:45:16,299 I'd like to put that crown right on his head myself. 886 00:45:16,366 --> 00:45:18,666 [JR] I wish you would, and then kiss him on the lips. 887 00:45:18,733 --> 00:45:19,900 [Lawler] What? 888 00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:23,833 [Lilian] His opponent, weighing in at 423 pounds, 889 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,033 Rikishi! 890 00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:27,900 [Lawler] Kiss him on the lips? Are you sick? 891 00:45:28,066 --> 00:45:30,433 [JR] No, you are. Butt kisser. 892 00:45:30,533 --> 00:45:33,266 This is a qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament. 893 00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:36,866 Rikishi to take on Shane McMahon. 894 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,900 I'll tell you, Shane McMahon is an amazing, amazing athlete 895 00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:42,333 for someone that does not compete full time. 896 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,066 He's absolutely extraordinary. 897 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:49,400 Well, Rikishi at 400, King, 424 pounds, with a load of experience. 898 00:45:49,466 --> 00:45:52,233 I got a feeling Shane McMahon may get that sticky… 899 00:45:52,299 --> 00:45:53,633 [Lawler] No. Shut up. 900 00:45:53,766 --> 00:45:56,033 That's not the only load that Rikishi has. 901 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,233 [bell dings] 902 00:45:57,366 --> 00:45:59,533 -Experience and that load… Look! -Shane McMahon… 903 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,799 [Lawler] Shane The Giant Killer, he's all over him. 904 00:46:01,866 --> 00:46:03,700 [JR] Attacking Rikishi. 905 00:46:03,766 --> 00:46:05,400 And Rikishi shoving Shane down, 906 00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:09,033 and catches Shane McMahon with that clothesline . 907 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:13,333 What would it be like around here if Shane McMahon were the King of the Ring? 908 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,299 [Lawler] What do you mean, "What'd it be"? It'd be great! 909 00:46:16,366 --> 00:46:18,600 [crowd chanting] Shane's a wussy! 910 00:46:18,733 --> 00:46:20,500 [JR] Wait a minute, Shane's… 911 00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:23,266 [Lawler] Don't encourage this talk. 912 00:46:23,799 --> 00:46:25,500 [JR] I ain't saying "wussy." 913 00:46:26,766 --> 00:46:28,799 [Lawler] Shane already told these idiots himself 914 00:46:28,866 --> 00:46:31,533 that he looked that up in the dictionary, and it means "catlike." 915 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,966 [JR] Rikishi, that foot in the mid-section. 916 00:46:35,933 --> 00:46:37,700 Wait a minute. Look at this. 917 00:46:39,166 --> 00:46:44,200 This is the WWE champion and Shane McMahon's brother-in-law, Triple H. 918 00:46:45,299 --> 00:46:48,500 [JR] Man, everybody wants to see this King of the Ring qualifying match. 919 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,333 Rikishi… Oh, my God. What elevation. 920 00:46:52,133 --> 00:46:53,566 And Triple H is up on the apron. 921 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,299 I don't think Rikishi has got a peaceful easy feeling about this. 922 00:46:57,366 --> 00:46:58,533 [Lawler] Watch it! 923 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,466 [JR] Shane, a low blow. 924 00:47:00,633 --> 00:47:03,600 The referee did not detect that as he was looking at Triple H. 925 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:04,766 [Lawler] I didn't see it. 926 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,600 [JR] That was official… Now Shane with those stinging jabs. 927 00:47:08,733 --> 00:47:11,500 [Lawler] These could be the fastest hands in the business. 928 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:14,700 Float like a butterfly, sting like a Shane Giant Killer, right? 929 00:47:14,766 --> 00:47:15,966 Look at this! 930 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:18,400 [JR] Shane's caught him. Right hand by Shane. 931 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,033 I don't think he can believe it. I think he shocked himself 932 00:47:21,133 --> 00:47:23,033 with a right hand that took down Rikishi. 933 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:26,933 [Lawler] Look at the footwork! My gosh! Look at Shane! 934 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,366 Give him another big one. Uh-oh. Blocked. 935 00:47:29,433 --> 00:47:33,066 [JR] Rikishi blocked the right hand, comes back with right hands of his own. 936 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:35,633 Shane McMahon in big trouble. There's the knockdown. 937 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,933 [Lawler] He's not in big trouble, JR. Come on. Don't be negative. 938 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,933 [JR] He looks to be in big trouble to me. 939 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,500 Enough trouble for his brother-in-law to stick his ample nose in it. 940 00:47:47,566 --> 00:47:48,933 [Lawler] Now he's in big trouble. 941 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,100 Now Shane's in real big trouble! 942 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:52,966 [JR] It's time for a Stink Face. 943 00:47:54,299 --> 00:47:55,500 On Shane-O-Mac. 944 00:47:55,566 --> 00:47:56,866 [Lawler] Look at this thing. 945 00:47:56,933 --> 00:47:59,266 Can you imagine what that smells like? 946 00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,833 [JR] Triple H just got in the ring. I guess… 947 00:48:02,966 --> 00:48:04,933 I'd say that's interference in my book. 948 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,633 [Lawler] He's the WWE champion, he can go anywhere he wants to. 949 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:10,833 Uh-oh. He didn't want to go there. 950 00:48:11,766 --> 00:48:14,033 [JR] He buried those buns in the mid-section of Triple H. 951 00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:17,700 [Lawler] Wait a minute. This looks real bad. 952 00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,433 Can we get a double Stink Face? 953 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,733 Don't stick that nose up in there, Rikishi. 954 00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:28,600 [JR] Triple H is going to get it here. 955 00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:30,433 -Oh! -[bell dings] 956 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,900 Shane McMahon just dented that chair on the head of Rikishi! 957 00:48:32,966 --> 00:48:35,400 [Lawler] Did you see that? Look at that! 958 00:48:35,466 --> 00:48:37,533 [JR] One more time. 959 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:41,100 The referee called for the bell. 960 00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:43,799 -[Lawler] Cover him, Shane. -That chair has been dented. 961 00:48:44,799 --> 00:48:46,733 On Rikishi's skull. 962 00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:50,400 [Lawler] Now Triple H is gonna get him some. 963 00:48:50,466 --> 00:48:53,400 [JR] Triple H with a Pedigree! 964 00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:57,200 The WWE champion just thrilled Rikishi 965 00:48:57,266 --> 00:48:59,600 with a Pedigree on a steel chair. 966 00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:01,700 [referee] One, two, three. 967 00:49:01,866 --> 00:49:04,066 -[Lawler] Yes! -How arrogant. 968 00:49:04,133 --> 00:49:06,366 [Lawler] The Giant Killer has struck again! 969 00:49:06,566 --> 00:49:08,933 -[JR] The referee has stopped this match. -What? 970 00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:13,500 [Lilian] Winner by disqualification, Rikishi! 971 00:49:13,566 --> 00:49:16,400 [Lawler] Wait a minute, Shane The Giant Killer… 972 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:17,700 What happened? 973 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,299 [JR] Referee made a right call. Shane nailed Rikishi with a steel chair. 974 00:49:23,433 --> 00:49:26,700 I'm not so sure that the referee shouldn't have disqualified Triple H 975 00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:28,233 for interference. 976 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:31,166 -[Lawler] But Shane advances, right? -Absolutely not. 977 00:49:31,233 --> 00:49:33,666 -[Lawler] What? -Rikishi advances. 978 00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:38,100 Shane-O-Mac is not gonna be in the King of the Ring tournament. 979 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:40,766 -He has not qualified. -That all right… 980 00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:43,200 Shane and Triple H may have… Uh-oh. 981 00:49:43,266 --> 00:49:46,900 The McMahon-Helmsley Regime is nothing but fair. 982 00:49:46,966 --> 00:49:50,700 And last night I gave you guys an opportunity. 983 00:49:52,299 --> 00:49:55,600 The opportunity to take out Chris Jericho. 984 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,100 And you failed. 985 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:04,633 Now, granted, The Hardys ran in and you weren't expecting that. 986 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:08,366 So tonight I'm gonna give you the opportunity to redeem yourself. 987 00:50:09,566 --> 00:50:12,666 Now, Trish, I know you've had your eye on Val for a little while. 988 00:50:13,466 --> 00:50:16,200 And I know Val would have no problem 989 00:50:16,266 --> 00:50:21,833 ripping apart that uneducated, low class, 990 00:50:22,433 --> 00:50:26,000 bleached blond bum, Chris Jericho. 991 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,466 So tonight, in a six-man match-up, 992 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:36,000 it's going to be T&A and Val versus The Hardys and Y2J. 993 00:50:37,399 --> 00:50:40,133 And tonight, you boys better get it right. 994 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:43,933 Because this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself. 995 00:50:48,399 --> 00:50:50,166 -[door slams] -Bitch! 996 00:50:50,233 --> 00:50:52,333 [Lawler] Bitch? Oh, man! 997 00:50:54,433 --> 00:50:56,366 [JR] We're back live in Vancouver on Raw. 998 00:50:56,433 --> 00:50:59,266 Just moments ago, the King of the Ring tournament got started 999 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:02,799 and Shane McMahon got disqualified in his match with Rikishi 1000 00:51:02,866 --> 00:51:05,000 for that vile chair shot in the skull. 1001 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:08,000 And one more time, taking down Rikishi . 1002 00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:09,600 But King, it wasn't over from there. 1003 00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:12,600 [Lawler] You got that right. Triple H wanted to get him a little bit. 1004 00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:16,500 And, you know, I think this may actually have been retribution 1005 00:51:16,566 --> 00:51:18,833 or retaliation for the fact that Rikishi 1006 00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:22,733 almost gave Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a Stink Face. 1007 00:51:22,799 --> 00:51:24,299 Look at that! 1008 00:51:24,399 --> 00:51:27,066 [JR] The champion's Pedigree on that on that steel chair. 1009 00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:29,333 Then watch the arrogance. Watch the attitude. 1010 00:51:29,399 --> 00:51:31,066 -[Lawler] What do you mean? -Count him! 1011 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,066 What's wrong with that? 1012 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,700 He's Shane The Giant Killer. 1013 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,366 -[crowd roars] -["Break the Walls Down" playing] 1014 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,833 [JR] Here comes Y2J. 1015 00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:51,633 Chris Jericho. 1016 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,366 Chris Jericho and Hardys in six-man tag action. 1017 00:51:58,433 --> 00:52:02,933 But last night on Heat, it was Jericho in a Handicap Match… 1018 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,799 against T&A. 1019 00:52:04,899 --> 00:52:07,966 Stephanie McMahon made the match to punish Jericho 1020 00:52:08,033 --> 00:52:11,033 for all the things that Jericho said about Stephanie 1021 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:13,333 but no one counted on the involvement of the Hardys. 1022 00:52:13,399 --> 00:52:17,100 [Lawler] That's right, the Hardys showed up and spoiled Stephanie's party. 1023 00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,633 Look at the flying moonsault there. 1024 00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:21,866 Look at Stephanie. She couldn't believe it. 1025 00:52:21,933 --> 00:52:24,266 All her great plans gone astray. 1026 00:52:25,633 --> 00:52:28,899 [JR] So Jericho upset T&A with the help of the Hardys. 1027 00:52:29,433 --> 00:52:33,433 And now Stephanie has made the six-man tag match tonight. 1028 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:38,299 Welcome to Raw is Jericho! 1029 00:52:39,466 --> 00:52:41,899 [Lawler] Why do they love this guy so much in Canada? 1030 00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:45,000 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 1031 00:52:45,066 --> 00:52:49,933 You seem to have devoted a lot of your time and a lot of your energy 1032 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,133 towards me over the last little while. 1033 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:58,266 Is it possible, Stephie, that maybe you have a crush on Y2J? 1034 00:52:58,333 --> 00:52:59,533 [Lawler] Give me a break! 1035 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,566 -[JR] Is that possible? -Absolutely impossible. 1036 00:53:01,633 --> 00:53:02,899 She's not a jerkaholic. 1037 00:53:02,966 --> 00:53:08,033 Well, Stephie, maybe if you comb out that rat's nest of a hairstyle of yours… 1038 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:09,899 [Lawler] Rat's nest? 1039 00:53:09,966 --> 00:53:12,333 …and buy a couple of boxes of Clearasil, 1040 00:53:12,433 --> 00:53:14,633 [Lawler] What? Her complexion's like milk. 1041 00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:17,899 And stop being a filthy, dirty, disgusting, 1042 00:53:17,966 --> 00:53:21,600 brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding trash bag ho… 1043 00:53:21,733 --> 00:53:24,766 -[Lawler] Oh, my God! You idiot. -[crowd cheering] 1044 00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:31,799 Maybe then you'll have a shot with the Ayatollah of rock and rolla. 1045 00:53:31,866 --> 00:53:35,533 [JR] For some reason, I don't think Jericho is gonna get a Christmas bonus. 1046 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,966 [Lawler] Got that right. He's going to get a bonus, it's coming up right now. 1047 00:53:40,966 --> 00:53:42,666 Oh, no, the Hardys. 1048 00:53:44,466 --> 00:53:46,333 -They're going to get theirs too. -[bell dings] 1049 00:53:46,466 --> 00:53:49,566 [Lilian] The following is a six-man tag team contest 1050 00:53:49,633 --> 00:53:51,266 and it's scheduled for one fall. 1051 00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:53,933 Making their way to the ring. 1052 00:53:54,066 --> 00:53:56,466 The partners from North Carolina. 1053 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,833 At a combined weight of 430 pounds, 1054 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,399 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz! 1055 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:08,466 [JR] So six-man tag action here and still to come, 1056 00:54:08,566 --> 00:54:11,433 The Undertaker and The Rock, one on one here tonight. 1057 00:54:12,266 --> 00:54:13,799 There can be no bigger match-up, 1058 00:54:13,866 --> 00:54:17,433 without the WWE title on the line than The Undertaker and The Rock. 1059 00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,966 Gonna see it live tonight. 1060 00:54:19,033 --> 00:54:21,166 [Lilian] Being accompanied by Trish Stratus. 1061 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:24,966 At a combined weight of 836 pounds, 1062 00:54:25,033 --> 00:54:28,233 Val Venis and T&A! 1063 00:54:28,299 --> 00:54:31,233 [Lawler] The McMahons really know how to make matches. 1064 00:54:31,299 --> 00:54:32,466 Stephanie made a great one. 1065 00:54:32,533 --> 00:54:37,166 And Vince has made a great one in The Rock versus The Undertaker. 1066 00:54:37,966 --> 00:54:40,866 Did you ever dream that you would see that match, JR? 1067 00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:43,866 [JR] I certainly didn't think about that until I came to work today. 1068 00:54:43,966 --> 00:54:46,933 And Trish Stratus has got her little attitude as well. 1069 00:54:48,933 --> 00:54:51,700 This has got to be an emotional night for that guy right there, Ted. 1070 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:52,933 [Lawler] Why? 1071 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,799 [JR] He was at one time engaged to marry Stephanie, was played the fool, 1072 00:54:56,866 --> 00:54:59,866 and now he's got almost forced into doing her bidding. 1073 00:55:00,066 --> 00:55:02,366 [Lawler] I don't think he was actually played the fool. 1074 00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:08,100 [JR] Val Venis and Chris Jericho in the six-man tag team match-up. 1075 00:55:09,966 --> 00:55:12,766 You got to believe that Mr. McMahon has got to… 1076 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,433 if he gets back to his senses from that assault earlier, 1077 00:55:17,066 --> 00:55:20,700 need another ear-to-ear grin on his face, because of the match he's booked 1078 00:55:20,766 --> 00:55:22,200 with The Rock and The Undertaker. 1079 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:28,866 What better way to let those two guys just beat the holy hell out of each other? 1080 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,600 Take down by Jericho. 1081 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:33,200 Taking Val Venis face first to the canvas. 1082 00:55:33,266 --> 00:55:35,100 Come on, Val. 1083 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,833 Hard knife-edge chop. 1084 00:55:38,899 --> 00:55:43,100 Val Venis trying to create some distance between himself and Jericho. 1085 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:46,933 Big ol' Albert. 1086 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,799 He's got to be 6'7" atleast. 1087 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,133 Spinebuster buster by Val. 1088 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,166 [Lawler] Get him for calling Stephanie a bottom-feeding ho. 1089 00:55:54,233 --> 00:55:55,266 Can you believe that 1090 00:55:55,399 --> 00:55:58,466 Y2J would have the audacity to say something like that? 1091 00:55:58,566 --> 00:55:59,533 Look at Stephanie. 1092 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,133 [JR] Stephanie got a bird's eye view of this one, watching this match-up. 1093 00:56:04,233 --> 00:56:06,366 To see if this match she has orchestrated 1094 00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:07,899 comes out the way she wants it. 1095 00:56:07,966 --> 00:56:09,833 [JR] And her complexion, as smooth as silk. 1096 00:56:10,866 --> 00:56:14,033 How dare Y2J suggest Clearasil for her? 1097 00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:16,600 [JR] The power of Albert. 1098 00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,399 6'7", maybe 6'8". 1099 00:56:18,466 --> 00:56:20,799 -[yells] -Around 350 pounds. 1100 00:56:20,866 --> 00:56:23,100 And he's a powerhouse, is this young man. 1101 00:56:24,733 --> 00:56:26,366 He of the eight-and-three-eighths head. 1102 00:56:27,433 --> 00:56:30,366 Hardys have yet to see any action here. 1103 00:56:30,433 --> 00:56:33,366 [Lawler] When do you have time to measure people's heads? 1104 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,566 [JR] And Test there on T&A, 1105 00:56:37,066 --> 00:56:40,600 Looks like Heat will steal the advantage and eliminate… 1106 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:42,433 Oh, my gosh! 1107 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,233 [Lawler] Yes! That was a lovely, wasn't it, Stephanie? 1108 00:56:46,299 --> 00:56:48,266 She's got to be loving this. 1109 00:56:48,366 --> 00:56:51,233 That's the same look Vince is gonna have on his face tonight 1110 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:54,633 when The Rock tears The Undertaker apart or vice versa. 1111 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,299 [JR] There's a cover. Leg hooked here. 1112 00:56:56,433 --> 00:56:58,200 And Jericho able to kick out. 1113 00:56:58,266 --> 00:57:00,366 Jericho would be well served to make a tag. 1114 00:57:00,433 --> 00:57:01,933 And Test… 1115 00:57:03,399 --> 00:57:05,666 He certainly doesn't seem to be reluctant 1116 00:57:05,733 --> 00:57:10,000 in helping Stephanie with her cause of eliminating Jericho. 1117 00:57:10,066 --> 00:57:12,733 Who needs to make a tag. Jericho, nearest corner. 1118 00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:15,833 -[Lawler] Look out. -He makes the tag to Matt Hardy. 1119 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,100 [Lawler] What a coward that Jericho is. 1120 00:57:19,133 --> 00:57:20,233 [JR] And Matt Hardy… 1121 00:57:20,299 --> 00:57:22,200 -Man! -With a DDT on Albert! 1122 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,833 And now Jeff comes in. 1123 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,633 [Lawler] Could've cracked that eight and three-eighths inch skull. 1124 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:30,399 [JR] The Hardys with teamwork! 1125 00:57:30,466 --> 00:57:31,933 Taking down Test. 1126 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:33,833 And there's a cover. 1127 00:57:33,899 --> 00:57:35,866 [Lawler] Test, you better not let Stephanie down. 1128 00:57:35,933 --> 00:57:38,666 [JR] Val Venis stopped the count before it hit three. 1129 00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:40,466 [Lawler] Good job, Val. 1130 00:57:40,533 --> 00:57:43,133 [JR] Six of these guys turning it on here. 1131 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,899 Oh, Jericho, he may have fell short of what he was looking for. 1132 00:57:47,033 --> 00:57:49,200 The springboard into the cross-body. 1133 00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:52,266 Oh, man! 1134 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:54,733 [JR] Albert almost beheaded Matt Hardy there. 1135 00:57:54,799 --> 00:57:56,833 It's Test and Matt. 1136 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,366 [Lawler] Look at this. This could be bad. 1137 00:58:00,433 --> 00:58:01,466 [JR] Oh, my! 1138 00:58:01,533 --> 00:58:03,500 -[Lawler] Twist of Fate! -Twist of Fate! is it! 1139 00:58:03,566 --> 00:58:06,066 And Trish… 1140 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,933 Jeff Hardy was going to come up, it looked like, for a Swanton. 1141 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,633 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 1142 00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:13,366 [JR] And Trish took her boot off! 1143 00:58:14,299 --> 00:58:16,200 And look out! 1144 00:58:16,266 --> 00:58:18,200 Man, what an impact that was. 1145 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,533 Albert's not the legal man. 1146 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,233 -Come on. Wait a minute! -Look at this! 1147 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:23,766 -[bell dings] -They did it! 1148 00:58:24,233 --> 00:58:26,133 Stephanie, they did it! 1149 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:30,200 [Lilian] Here are your winners: Val, Venis and T&A! 1150 00:58:30,266 --> 00:58:33,166 [JR] Well, Trish Stratus… 1151 00:58:33,299 --> 00:58:36,333 got more involved than she had a right to be. 1152 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,299 Taking off that boot, striking Jeff Hardy 1153 00:58:39,366 --> 00:58:41,633 when it looked like Jeff was gonna hit the Swanton. 1154 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,233 [Lawler] A smile on the face of Trish 1155 00:58:43,399 --> 00:58:46,433 and I bet there's a bigger smile on the face of Stephanie. 1156 00:58:47,866 --> 00:58:49,433 [laughs] 1157 00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:53,333 [JR] It may take more than that to shut Jericho's mouth. 1158 00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:56,700 Haven't heard the last of this situation. Michael Cole. Take it away. 1159 00:58:56,766 --> 00:58:59,399 I'm joined now by The Rock, The People's Champ. 1160 00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:03,633 And, Rock, first things first. I mean, how do you feel about the fact 1161 00:59:03,733 --> 00:59:05,833 that Mr. McMahon and The Road Dogg were attacked 1162 00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,733 backstage a little earlier on tonight? 1163 00:59:08,933 --> 00:59:11,533 Yeah, The Rock really hates when that happens. 1164 00:59:11,633 --> 00:59:12,766 Well, Rock, nonetheless, 1165 00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:15,133 you go one on one with The Undertaker here tonight, 1166 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,466 and part of you has got to be a little bit happy about this. 1167 00:59:18,533 --> 00:59:21,133 Part of you can't wait to get your hands on The Undertaker 1168 00:59:21,233 --> 00:59:25,200 after The Undertaker did indeed cost you the WWE title at Judgment Day. 1169 00:59:26,299 --> 00:59:27,899 Make no mistake about it, Michael Cole. 1170 00:59:27,966 --> 00:59:29,066 The Rock is looking forward 1171 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,966 to The Undertaker tonight, but it's not for that reason. 1172 00:59:32,066 --> 00:59:34,899 The main reason The Rock is looking forward to The Undertaker, 1173 00:59:34,966 --> 00:59:36,833 The Rock said it before and he'll say it again. 1174 00:59:36,899 --> 00:59:38,033 The Rock will do all he can 1175 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:41,399 to one day once again become WWE champion. 1176 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:45,100 If you smell what The Rock is cooking. 1177 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:47,666 [Lawler] Man, short and sweet. 1178 00:59:49,466 --> 00:59:53,366 [man] And now the WWE's Slam of the Week, brought to you by Snickers. 1179 00:59:53,433 --> 00:59:55,566 Hungry? Grab a Snickers. 1180 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:58,466 [JR] Nobody Home, Chris Jericho, a Lionsault! 1181 00:59:58,533 --> 00:59:59,899 Taking Holly over. 1182 00:59:59,966 --> 01:00:01,333 [Lawler] Taking Hardcore! 1183 01:00:01,433 --> 01:00:04,733 Hardcore Holly off the top rope and Hardcore Holly with the cover. 1184 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:06,033 [JR] And it's over! 1185 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,500 Hardcore Holly picks up the win. 1186 01:00:09,633 --> 01:00:12,466 [Lawler] Hardcore Holly going after the Intercontinental title. 1187 01:00:15,766 --> 01:00:18,733 [JR] Hardcore Holly to challenge Chris Benoit momentarily 1188 01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:21,633 for the Intercontinental title. 1189 01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:25,166 Holly earned the right to meet The Wolverine here tonight, 1190 01:00:25,233 --> 01:00:28,299 and this one could be physically intense. 1191 01:00:30,066 --> 01:00:32,299 [Lilian] The following contest, scheduled for one fall. 1192 01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:36,566 It's for the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Championship. 1193 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,633 Making his way to the ring, 1194 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,700 weighing in at allegedly over 400 pounds, 1195 01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:44,033 Hardcore Holly! 1196 01:00:45,299 --> 01:00:47,233 [Lawler] 428 pounds, I think he told me. 1197 01:00:47,933 --> 01:00:50,700 [JR] Please! That's ridiculous. 1198 01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:57,000 Benoit. 1199 01:00:57,066 --> 01:00:59,733 It could have been so easy. 1200 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:06,299 This whole thing could have been settled if you'd have just gave me a title shot. 1201 01:01:06,366 --> 01:01:07,366 But, no. 1202 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,966 You had to do it the hard way, didn't you? 1203 01:01:14,866 --> 01:01:16,666 You gave one to Kurt Angle. 1204 01:01:17,866 --> 01:01:19,633 You gave one to Val Venis. 1205 01:01:20,533 --> 01:01:24,200 And God knows how many you gave to Chris Jericho. 1206 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:26,666 -[Lawler] Right! -[JR] He gave 'em? 1207 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,000 But I can understand why you didn't give me one. 1208 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,600 And that's because you're scared. 1209 01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:36,166 Benoit, that's not a bad thing. 1210 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,200 There's no shame in being scared of Hardcore Holly. 1211 01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:43,266 But you see, Benoit, 1212 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,033 you are a typical Canadian. 1213 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,500 -[Lawler] Another Canadian? -[crowd booing] 1214 01:01:50,566 --> 01:01:53,266 He's from Edmonton, is Benoit. 1215 01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:55,333 You are a coward. 1216 01:01:55,399 --> 01:01:57,033 [JR] Uh-oh! Man! 1217 01:01:57,766 --> 01:01:59,333 I don't think so. 1218 01:01:59,433 --> 01:02:01,799 [Lawler] Coward and dumb, I think he's trying to say. 1219 01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:05,366 And it's gonna be my pleasure to kick your ass 1220 01:02:05,433 --> 01:02:07,666 in this worthless country of yours, 1221 01:02:07,733 --> 01:02:09,833 and you're finally gonna get what you deserve. 1222 01:02:09,899 --> 01:02:11,333 [crowd booing] 1223 01:02:11,399 --> 01:02:13,666 [JR] Wow, Hardcore Holly not… 1224 01:02:13,899 --> 01:02:19,766 And as for myself, I'm finally gonna get what belongs to me. 1225 01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:22,433 [Lawler] The Intercontinental Championship. 1226 01:02:22,533 --> 01:02:27,066 [JR] We've got a sellout crowd here tonight in Vancouver, British Columbia, 1227 01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:29,766 The arena sold out in 25 minutes. 1228 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:34,333 [Lilian] His opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 1229 01:02:34,566 --> 01:02:36,899 weighing in at 229 pounds, 1230 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:41,866 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental champion, 1231 01:02:42,866 --> 01:02:44,666 Chris Benoit! 1232 01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:46,299 [Lawler] She cut you right off, JR. 1233 01:02:46,366 --> 01:02:49,066 That's the longest damn ring announcement I've ever heard. 1234 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:50,533 Get out of the ring, Lillian. 1235 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,433 [Benoit] Listen to you run your mouth off tonight. 1236 01:02:54,033 --> 01:02:58,033 Bragging about what you're gonna do and how you're gonna do it. 1237 01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,266 [Lawler] Now he cut you off. 1238 01:02:59,433 --> 01:03:01,799 And you think that makes you a better man? 1239 01:03:03,299 --> 01:03:07,666 You interfere in my matches, you hit me with a chair, 1240 01:03:08,399 --> 01:03:11,100 you insult me and my country. 1241 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:12,799 [crowd cheers] 1242 01:03:12,899 --> 01:03:14,133 [Lawler] What's that about? 1243 01:03:14,266 --> 01:03:19,933 And you think that will help you find Intercontinental gold. 1244 01:03:21,366 --> 01:03:27,566 Bob, if you're trying to get my attention, good news. 1245 01:03:28,566 --> 01:03:29,866 You got it. 1246 01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:32,000 [Lawler] Bob? Who's Bob? 1247 01:03:33,366 --> 01:03:35,233 Now that you've got your big break, 1248 01:03:36,799 --> 01:03:40,933 you'll be able to tell the whole world just how it feels, 1249 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,700 making your biggest mistake. 1250 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,566 [JR] Uh-oh. And Benoit, 1251 01:03:46,633 --> 01:03:50,399 Hardcore Holly not gonna waste any time getting into each other's face. 1252 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,166 Listen to this. 1253 01:03:52,233 --> 01:03:54,633 -[Lawler] Wow! -Look at that. Feel the smack. 1254 01:03:54,766 --> 01:03:59,600 The impact of those right hands by Benoit to the face of Hardcore Holly. 1255 01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:01,333 Intercontinental title holder. 1256 01:04:01,399 --> 01:04:03,966 What a nice chest chop that was. 1257 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:06,399 Those people are actually saying the US sucks. 1258 01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:08,899 [JR] Thanks to Hardcore Holly. 1259 01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:11,533 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh! 1260 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,166 [JR] Both went over the top. 1261 01:04:13,233 --> 01:04:14,766 [Lawler] They're fighters, JR. 1262 01:04:16,433 --> 01:04:18,500 [JR] Forearm shot to the face. 1263 01:04:18,566 --> 01:04:20,200 And Hardcore Holly retaliating. 1264 01:04:20,266 --> 01:04:22,500 [Lawler] Look like you're ready to run. Don't run. 1265 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:25,433 -Get back in the ring, there! -[JR] I'm not gonna run. 1266 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,533 You ain't protected anything in your life. 1267 01:04:28,066 --> 01:04:29,733 You can fix… 1268 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,333 Face first went Hardcore Holly into the ring post. 1269 01:04:36,066 --> 01:04:38,533 And this… these fans ready for this match-up. 1270 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,133 As I was going to say earlier, this arena sold out in 25 minutes. 1271 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,399 And tickets go on sale this Saturday in Kansas City, 1272 01:04:45,466 --> 01:04:48,166 and in Greenville, South Carolina. 1273 01:04:48,233 --> 01:04:50,266 Crippler Crossface. 1274 01:04:51,233 --> 01:04:52,666 He had the ropes. 1275 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,100 [Lawler] How many Canadians we got in here, about? 1276 01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,433 -[JR] About 17,000 and change. -[Lawler whoops] 1277 01:04:59,299 --> 01:05:02,200 [JR] Fans in Kansas City and Greenville, get your tickets. 1278 01:05:02,299 --> 01:05:04,000 They go on sale this Saturday. 1279 01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:07,333 A nice spear by Hardcore Holly taking down Benoit. 1280 01:05:08,466 --> 01:05:10,933 [Lawler] You know, you just saw Hardcore Holly survive that… 1281 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,100 that Crippler Crossface. 1282 01:05:12,333 --> 01:05:15,533 That's the same Crippler Crossface. that made Jericho submit. 1283 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,866 [JR] Let's qualify that. 1284 01:05:16,933 --> 01:05:19,899 Yes, it made Jericho pass out from the pain. 1285 01:05:20,966 --> 01:05:23,566 But Benoit did not have the Crippler Crossface locked in. 1286 01:05:23,633 --> 01:05:25,666 There's the cover from the suplex. 1287 01:05:29,066 --> 01:05:32,633 [Lawler] What do you mean, didn't have it locked in from the suplex? 1288 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,666 [JR] That's not what I said. You don't pay a damn bit of attention. 1289 01:05:35,733 --> 01:05:38,266 -You're in your own world over there. -You're feisty tonight! 1290 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:40,000 You like it here in Canada, don't you? 1291 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,366 [JR] I don't mind it. 1292 01:05:41,433 --> 01:05:42,733 There's Benoit. 1293 01:05:42,866 --> 01:05:46,299 Holly ain't gonna like this, in Vancouver or anywhere else. 1294 01:05:46,966 --> 01:05:50,233 [Lawler] That's the best you can say about this country? "I don't mind it"? 1295 01:05:50,299 --> 01:05:52,666 [JR] There's the cover! One, two and a near fall. 1296 01:05:54,366 --> 01:05:56,333 [Lawler] I talked to Hardcore earlier, he said, 1297 01:05:56,433 --> 01:05:59,833 "You know, Christopher Columbus discovered America, United States. 1298 01:05:59,899 --> 01:06:02,100 "But you know who discovered Canada?" 1299 01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:04,733 -No, who, King? -The Roto-Rooter man! 1300 01:06:04,899 --> 01:06:07,899 That's what Hardcore told me. That was a good one, wasn't it? 1301 01:06:07,966 --> 01:06:09,200 [JR] Oh, man! 1302 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:12,866 Listen to that smack on the flesh of Hardcore Holly. 1303 01:06:12,933 --> 01:06:15,233 Who came back with a thumb to the eye. 1304 01:06:15,299 --> 01:06:17,066 [Lawler] Oh, man! 1305 01:06:17,133 --> 01:06:18,466 [yelling] 1306 01:06:19,533 --> 01:06:21,366 This is what we're going to hear when The Rock 1307 01:06:21,433 --> 01:06:23,266 goes one on one with The Undertaker. 1308 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,733 [JR] Will The Rock lay the smackdown on The Undertaker? 1309 01:06:25,799 --> 01:06:29,899 Will the American Badass chokeslam The Rock all the way to hell? 1310 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,766 We'll find out here tonight. 1311 01:06:34,133 --> 01:06:35,933 The Intercontinental Champion. 1312 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,100 Hellacious Irish whip by Hardcore Holly. 1313 01:06:39,266 --> 01:06:41,299 Powerslam! This could be all! 1314 01:06:41,366 --> 01:06:43,233 Look out. A near fall. 1315 01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:45,866 [Lawler] How embarrassing this will be for their native son, 1316 01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:50,766 for all these Canadians to see Benoit get beat by Hardcore here in Canada? 1317 01:06:50,866 --> 01:06:52,933 -They've been embarrassed before. -[Lawler laughs] 1318 01:06:53,866 --> 01:06:55,466 -That was a good one. -Yeah. 1319 01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,166 [Lawler] Oh, man! 1320 01:06:57,233 --> 01:06:59,733 [JR] That's got to be it right there. 1321 01:06:59,799 --> 01:07:01,899 And it's not. I'm wrong again, as usual. 1322 01:07:02,933 --> 01:07:03,933 [Lawler] As usual? 1323 01:07:04,799 --> 01:07:06,200 Look, he's heckling the referee. 1324 01:07:07,533 --> 01:07:11,233 [JR] Holly thought he had what he was looking for there. 1325 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,700 And another nice suplex. 1326 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:18,000 Man, was Benoit folded up on that one. 1327 01:07:18,066 --> 01:07:20,600 -[Lawler] Right on the back of his head. -And there's a cover. 1328 01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:24,533 Out on two. Holly getting very frustrated. 1329 01:07:24,633 --> 01:07:27,466 [Lawler] The only way you can not hurt a Canadian, landing on his head. 1330 01:07:27,533 --> 01:07:29,799 [JR] The pressure of becoming Intercontinental champion 1331 01:07:29,899 --> 01:07:31,399 may be getting to Holly here. 1332 01:07:31,466 --> 01:07:34,299 [Lawler] Oh, no. Going for the backslide. 1333 01:07:34,366 --> 01:07:38,533 [JR] A low blow. The referee in perfect position not to see 1334 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,000 Hardcore Holly's low blow. 1335 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,933 [Lawler] How convenient. 1336 01:07:43,033 --> 01:07:45,033 [JR] This doesn't make any sense at all. 1337 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:50,500 Holly's gonna get himself disqualified if he goes in using that steel chair. 1338 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:54,566 [Lawler] It makes sense if you really would rather take Benoit's head off. 1339 01:07:54,633 --> 01:07:57,066 -[JR] Look, this is Jericho! -What is this? 1340 01:07:57,133 --> 01:07:58,733 [JR] Jericho. 1341 01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:02,666 [Lawler] It's the "you scratch my back I'll scratch yours" buddy system. 1342 01:08:02,733 --> 01:08:04,000 -[JR] Oh, man! -This Canadian! 1343 01:08:04,066 --> 01:08:05,600 [bell dings] 1344 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:09,066 [JR] Jericho has felt the chair from Hardcore Holly. 1345 01:08:09,166 --> 01:08:12,600 And now Jericho has just retaliated. 1346 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,533 [Lawler] I blame Canada. 1347 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,233 [JR] I don't think Benoit appreciates that at all. 1348 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:20,433 What do you think you're doing? 1349 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,366 [Lawler] Oh, look now. Missed him! 1350 01:08:22,433 --> 01:08:26,500 [JR] Hardcore going for the head of whomever was there. 1351 01:08:26,566 --> 01:08:28,666 And now it's Benoit! 1352 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,933 Benoit nails Holly with a chair. 1353 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,099 Here comes the Intercontinental Champion. 1354 01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:37,466 Hardcore Holly's gotta regroup. 1355 01:08:37,533 --> 01:08:40,233 [Lawler] The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming! 1356 01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:44,566 -[JR] This is chaotic here! -Look out, look out! 1357 01:08:44,633 --> 01:08:46,099 Earlier on, we heard from The Rock. 1358 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:49,433 Undertaker, I wanted to get your thoughts about what's happened here tonight 1359 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,833 backstage to both Mr. McMahon and The Road Dogg. 1360 01:08:52,899 --> 01:08:54,399 I tell you, Kevin, I'm no expert, 1361 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:57,933 but it looks like the McMahon- Helmsley faction 1362 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,200 has done pissed somebody off. 1363 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:01,366 I know that your thoughts 1364 01:09:01,433 --> 01:09:04,000 have also got to be focused on your one-on-one match-up 1365 01:09:04,066 --> 01:09:06,000 against The Rock here tonight. 1366 01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:07,300 Well, of course. 1367 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,033 I got no beef with The Rock. 1368 01:09:09,099 --> 01:09:10,733 Hell, I kind of dig his stuff. 1369 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:14,133 But you know, it's all about the World Wrestling Entertainment title. 1370 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,433 He wants it. I want it. 1371 01:09:17,066 --> 01:09:19,633 So a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 1372 01:09:21,099 --> 01:09:22,733 [JR] Tonight they get it on! 1373 01:09:24,133 --> 01:09:26,966 We're back live in the Great Northwest, Vancouver, British Columbia. 1374 01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:29,966 The General Motors Place is sold out here, King. 1375 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,200 And tonight it could be a slobberknocker. 1376 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:36,233 The Undertaker and The Rock gonna get it on one on one. 1377 01:09:37,133 --> 01:09:38,933 [Lawler] Everything's backwards here. 1378 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,800 It's night time and it's still daylight in Vancouver. 1379 01:09:49,633 --> 01:09:51,200 -Did you see who it was? -No. 1380 01:09:51,266 --> 01:09:53,200 Somebody got to me. 1381 01:09:53,266 --> 01:09:55,333 And where the hell were you? 1382 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,700 Mr. McMahon, I was out getting coffee. 1383 01:09:57,766 --> 01:09:59,966 It's always something, Brisco. 1384 01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:02,500 Patterson's supposed to be getting me coffee now. 1385 01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:04,300 I didn't even see them. 1386 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,666 So is it good enough? 1387 01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:09,533 Let me ask you. Is it good enough that The Undertaker and Rock 1388 01:10:09,599 --> 01:10:11,500 beat the hell out of each other tonight? 1389 01:10:11,566 --> 01:10:12,766 -No, it's not. -No. 1390 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,800 -I don't think so. -Let's one-up them. 1391 01:10:15,566 --> 01:10:17,633 Then let's put the icing on the cake. 1392 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,866 -Tonight. -[Triple H] What should we do? 1393 01:10:24,566 --> 01:10:27,000 -[JR] What are they gonna do? -The wheels are turning, JR. 1394 01:10:27,099 --> 01:10:30,366 He's a genius. He's got that mental acumen. 1395 01:10:30,433 --> 01:10:32,400 -Vince'll think of something. -[bell dings] 1396 01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:35,200 [Lilian] Making his way to the ring. 1397 01:10:35,266 --> 01:10:37,500 Being accompanied by The Big Boss Man. 1398 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:42,599 Weighing in at 326 pounds, Bull Buchanan! 1399 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,166 [JR] Could be the wheels are turning 1400 01:10:44,266 --> 01:10:47,500 in the McMahon-Helmsley locker room area. 1401 01:10:49,066 --> 01:10:51,166 Isn't it enough that The Undertaker and The Rock 1402 01:10:51,233 --> 01:10:53,866 are gonna beat the hell out of each other? 1403 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,366 [Lawler] No, obviously not, 1404 01:10:56,433 --> 01:10:58,433 because either The Undertaker or The Rock 1405 01:10:58,633 --> 01:11:02,200 have already beat the hell out of Vince and they beat the hell out of-- 1406 01:11:02,266 --> 01:11:04,166 -[JR] You don't know that. -What do you mean? 1407 01:11:04,233 --> 01:11:06,133 [JR] You didn't see that. 1408 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,066 [Lawler] Who else would want to do that? 1409 01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:10,433 [Lilian] Weighing in at 245 pounds, 1410 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,300 The Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman! 1411 01:11:13,433 --> 01:11:16,733 [JR] Mr. McMahon, by the way, has a lot of enemies in this business, 1412 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,233 if you haven't noticed, So does The Road Dogg, for that matter. 1413 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,966 [Lawler] I don't see how you can say that. 1414 01:11:23,033 --> 01:11:24,866 -Mr. McMahon is… -Here we go. 1415 01:11:24,933 --> 01:11:27,599 -He's like the perfect boss, JR. -[bell dings] 1416 01:11:27,666 --> 01:11:29,066 [JR] Bull Buchanan and Blackman. 1417 01:11:29,133 --> 01:11:31,733 Another qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament. 1418 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,333 A 32-man single elimination tournament. 1419 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,466 It started here tonight 1420 01:11:36,533 --> 01:11:39,333 with Shane McMahon's disqualification loss. 1421 01:11:40,433 --> 01:11:43,966 And Rikishi will advance into the King of the Ring tournament. 1422 01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:47,099 [Lawler] I don't know how you could say Vince McMahon has a lot of enemies. 1423 01:11:48,233 --> 01:11:53,633 [JR] Also at ringside in support of his partner, Steve Blackman, 1424 01:11:53,733 --> 01:11:55,966 as the Boss Man is The Bull. 1425 01:11:56,833 --> 01:11:58,533 Nice dropkick by Blackman, 1426 01:11:58,599 --> 01:12:02,466 the martial arts expert, The Lethal Weapon going for a cover here, 1427 01:12:02,599 --> 01:12:04,433 [Lawler] We ought to be able to find out. 1428 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:07,900 Doesn't Vince still offer bonuses to employees who rat on each other? 1429 01:12:08,566 --> 01:12:09,900 [JR] I don't know about that. 1430 01:12:09,966 --> 01:12:13,099 -[Lawler] Used to. -How much money did you make off that? 1431 01:12:14,599 --> 01:12:16,099 [Lawler] He's the perfect boss. 1432 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:19,366 Remember when office supplies started disappearing at Titan Towers? 1433 01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:21,800 It was Vince that instituted the strip searches. 1434 01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:25,333 [JR] You mean those missing computers? 1435 01:12:26,466 --> 01:12:28,833 [Lawler] I tell you. He'll come up with something great. 1436 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:31,700 [JR] I shudder to think what that could be. 1437 01:12:31,766 --> 01:12:34,333 The Rock and The Undertaker is a huge match-up, 1438 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,900 and we're happy we got it tonight. 1439 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,166 And there's the elbow and a cover. 1440 01:12:39,266 --> 01:12:40,766 Blackman able to kick out. 1441 01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:44,866 [Lawler] We also got Kid Rock and Joe C. live here tonight. 1442 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:47,800 [JR] Big month of June, King, this Saturday night 1443 01:12:47,866 --> 01:12:50,800 in Milwaukee, next Tuesday in Buffalo, New York, 1444 01:12:52,433 --> 01:12:55,166 not to mention coming soon to Las Cruces, New Mexico. 1445 01:12:55,233 --> 01:12:59,666 Albuquerque, New Mexico, and the Show Me State of Missouri 1446 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:03,533 in Columbia on Sunday, June 11. 1447 01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:08,800 You had to believe that cheap kick was coming. 1448 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,566 Boss Man has very little ethics. 1449 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,166 And Bull, I think, has even less. 1450 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,566 [Lawler] They can hear you. 1451 01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:19,633 [JR] Just speak the truth. 1452 01:13:20,733 --> 01:13:22,300 [Lawler] Come over here 1453 01:13:22,366 --> 01:13:24,466 and treat you like you violated parole in a minute. 1454 01:13:25,266 --> 01:13:28,533 [JR] Trying to get him, feet and hands. 1455 01:13:28,599 --> 01:13:31,099 But this Bull Buchanan is so damn big. 1456 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:32,500 [referee] Bull, let him go. 1457 01:13:32,566 --> 01:13:35,300 [JR] Said he's about three and a quarter here today. 1458 01:13:35,466 --> 01:13:37,266 He's all muscle. 1459 01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:39,133 [Lawler] What size is his head? 1460 01:13:40,033 --> 01:13:42,033 [JR] I don't know. Didn't get into that. 1461 01:13:48,099 --> 01:13:50,166 You think it's funny that I prepare for a broadcast? 1462 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:54,466 -[Lawler] I just can't imagine… -What'd you do, go to the mall? 1463 01:13:54,533 --> 01:13:57,633 [Lawler] Eight and three eighths inches head, who cares? 1464 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,433 -[JR] Call yourself a king. -That's what I'm saying. Who cares? 1465 01:14:04,966 --> 01:14:06,333 [JR] Look at this. Nice shot. 1466 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,400 Blackman taking out Bull Buchanan. 1467 01:14:08,466 --> 01:14:10,533 Thing is, if Blackman has taken Bull down, 1468 01:14:10,599 --> 01:14:12,300 he just can't keep the big man there. 1469 01:14:15,633 --> 01:14:18,733 Gotta be kind of discouraging, keep knocking the guy down he gets back up. 1470 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,033 [Lawler] Speaking of heads, what do you think is going through Vince's? 1471 01:14:22,099 --> 01:14:24,733 -What do you think he's thinking? -[JR] Something evil. 1472 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:27,400 Something sinister, something to make The Rock 1473 01:14:27,466 --> 01:14:29,099 and Undertaker's life a living hell. 1474 01:14:29,233 --> 01:14:32,266 [Lawler] Why are you so negative? What has Vince done to you? 1475 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:36,366 [JR] Fired me twice. Anything else you want to go into? 1476 01:14:36,466 --> 01:14:40,166 [Lawler] Remember when he invested everyone's pension plans at the racetrack? 1477 01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:42,166 [JR] He what? 1478 01:14:42,233 --> 01:14:44,266 Look out, that may be all right there. 1479 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:46,566 A scissors kick and that's it. Wow. 1480 01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:49,000 -Bull Buchanan just… -[Lawler] Look at that! 1481 01:14:49,066 --> 01:14:52,900 The Boss Man in, using that night stick on Al Snow. 1482 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,700 [Lawler] Al, you should have stayed out. 1483 01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:58,599 [JR] Boss Man, using that weapon on Snow and Blackman. 1484 01:14:58,733 --> 01:15:01,700 -[Lawler] The match is officially over. -The match is over. 1485 01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:03,866 And the referee… 1486 01:15:05,433 --> 01:15:07,233 [Lawler] That rib always breaks. 1487 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,300 You like what you see? 1488 01:15:09,366 --> 01:15:10,866 [JR] Wait a minute! Blackman… 1489 01:15:11,033 --> 01:15:13,200 [Lawler] He's got the night stick! 1490 01:15:13,266 --> 01:15:15,666 [JR] Blackman just unarmed the Boss Man! 1491 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,733 And then Blackman took the Boss Man's weapon from him 1492 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,200 and used it on the Boss Man and Bull. 1493 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,366 [Lawler] Don't ever let Blackman get something like that in his hands. 1494 01:15:26,633 --> 01:15:30,300 [JR] If you want to play with weapons, Blackman and Snow can do that. 1495 01:15:30,366 --> 01:15:32,866 [man] Hey, Pat, welcome back. Mr. Brisco, huh? 1496 01:15:32,966 --> 01:15:35,000 He won the hardcore title. That's pretty cool. 1497 01:15:35,066 --> 01:15:39,466 He was lucky. Now I gotta bring Mr. McMahon and Brisco some coffee. 1498 01:15:39,533 --> 01:15:41,733 [JR] Boy, you talk about a butt kisser. 1499 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,300 -Yeah, this is too much. -[Lawler] Pat Patterson? 1500 01:15:44,366 --> 01:15:46,233 [yells, screams] 1501 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,933 -[Lawler] What's this? -What the hell… 1502 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,000 [banging on door] 1503 01:15:50,066 --> 01:15:51,400 It's The Rock or The Undertaker! 1504 01:15:51,966 --> 01:15:54,566 You know, some people say it's tough being The Big Show, 1505 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:58,233 but I got to tell you, it has its advantages. 1506 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,866 Playing with the neighborhood kids is always fun. 1507 01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:03,800 And hailing a cab is no sweat. 1508 01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:08,800 The thing I like best about being so big 1509 01:16:08,866 --> 01:16:11,099 is I always have room for my favorite meal. 1510 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,200 Chef Boyardee, overstuffed Italian sausage ravioli. 1511 01:16:16,933 --> 01:16:20,033 It's the only meal large enough to satisfy my oversized hunger. 1512 01:16:23,099 --> 01:16:24,866 [man] And now the WWE Rewind, 1513 01:16:24,933 --> 01:16:27,200 brought to you by the Lorillard Tobacco Company's 1514 01:16:27,266 --> 01:16:29,133 Youth Smoking Prevention Program. 1515 01:16:31,266 --> 01:16:32,266 [JR] What's this? 1516 01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,400 Wait a minute! The Undertaker! 1517 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:37,966 The Undertaker making a beeline for Mr. McMahon! 1518 01:16:38,066 --> 01:16:39,500 [Lawler] Tried to run Vince over! 1519 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:43,333 [JR] King, The Undertaker hell bent on getting his hands 1520 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,300 on the McMahon-Helmsley Faction. 1521 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:49,566 -Why do you want to cost us the belts? -Let me go! 1522 01:16:49,633 --> 01:16:51,000 [JR] Come on. 1523 01:16:51,066 --> 01:16:52,766 -Do you realize? -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 1524 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,466 -Come on. Come on. -[JR] Leave him alone. 1525 01:16:54,533 --> 01:16:56,233 Want to mess with us? I don't think so. 1526 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,300 [Lawler] They got Joe C! 1527 01:16:57,366 --> 01:16:58,833 Come on, open it in there. 1528 01:16:58,966 --> 01:17:00,700 Come on, get in! 1529 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,200 [JR] Come on! 1530 01:17:02,266 --> 01:17:04,733 [Lawler] He just performed! What are you guys doing? 1531 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,400 -…about to find out. -[banging] 1532 01:17:06,533 --> 01:17:09,033 Grab a chair, Christian. Grab a chair. Hit it. 1533 01:17:09,099 --> 01:17:10,700 You like cheap shots? 1534 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:13,833 -[JR] Come on! -How's that feel? You like cheap shots? 1535 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,099 [JR] Somebody go help little Joe. 1536 01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:20,266 -[Lawler] What are they doing? -[JR] Don't do that. 1537 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:21,733 Good God Almighty! 1538 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,933 I can't wait for the new album. 1539 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,233 [JR] What the hell is… That's sick. 1540 01:17:27,099 --> 01:17:29,400 Edge and Christian are sick. Get that kid some help. 1541 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:32,666 ["You've Done It Now" playing] 1542 01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:35,599 ♪ You've gone and made a big mistake ♪ 1543 01:17:35,666 --> 01:17:37,233 [JR] Tell you what, King. 1544 01:17:37,433 --> 01:17:39,866 This could be ended here tonight on Raw. 1545 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:44,733 The match was made by the McMahon-Helmsley Regime. 1546 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,433 Specifically by Mr. McMahon earlier tonight, 1547 01:17:48,599 --> 01:17:51,766 between The Undertaker and The Rock. 1548 01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:56,333 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] There he is. 1549 01:17:57,366 --> 01:17:59,433 [JR] When we last saw The Regime, 1550 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:02,466 they were thinking of ways The Undertaker and The Rock's 1551 01:18:02,533 --> 01:18:05,300 life even more miserable. 1552 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,766 ♪ Nice guys ♪ 1553 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:10,800 That is one son of a bitch badass. 1554 01:18:10,866 --> 01:18:12,700 ♪ 'Cause badasses ♪ 1555 01:18:12,766 --> 01:18:14,800 ♪ Always kicking ass… ♪ 1556 01:18:14,866 --> 01:18:17,266 [Lilian] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1557 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:21,066 Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 328 pounds, 1558 01:18:21,133 --> 01:18:23,033 The Undertaker! 1559 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,433 [JR] There's no lasting friendship 1560 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,000 whatsoever between the Undertaker and The Rock. 1561 01:18:29,066 --> 01:18:33,599 The common denominator is they both despise the McMahon-Helmsley Regime. 1562 01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:37,599 Perhaps more importantly, both The Undertaker and The Rock 1563 01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:39,966 want the WWE title. 1564 01:18:41,233 --> 01:18:43,833 [Lawler] They both hate the McMahons but would both love to be 1565 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:45,500 the WWE champion. 1566 01:18:46,266 --> 01:18:50,233 [JR] The Regime has not had too many successes since Judgment Day. 1567 01:18:51,433 --> 01:18:53,200 In part thanks to The Undertaker. 1568 01:18:53,266 --> 01:18:54,833 ["Electrifying" playing] 1569 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,099 [JR] And in part thanks to The Rock. 1570 01:18:58,166 --> 01:19:02,366 [Lilian] From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds, 1571 01:19:02,433 --> 01:19:04,400 The Rock! 1572 01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,099 [JR] It was bound to happen sooner than later. 1573 01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:11,800 When The Rock and The Undertaker would fight to see who would be 1574 01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:15,300 the number-one contender, for the WWE title. 1575 01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:18,733 [Lawler] But it's happened sooner than later. 1576 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,933 It's happening right now! 1577 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,233 [crowd cheering] 1578 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,966 Thanks to the brilliant Mr. McMahon. 1579 01:19:25,033 --> 01:19:28,500 [JR] The Rock is smelling what the fans are cooking here. 1580 01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:33,800 Up at General Motors Place, over 17,000 strong 1581 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:37,366 here in Vancouver, British Columbia. 1582 01:19:37,433 --> 01:19:41,000 And The Undertaker waiting stoically. 1583 01:19:41,066 --> 01:19:44,533 But how patiently is the Badass? 1584 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,700 [Lawler] Mr. McMahon's gonna enjoy this. 1585 01:19:52,033 --> 01:19:53,633 [JR] And what a main event. 1586 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,366 And we're live here on Raw. 1587 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,366 The Undertaker and The Rock ready to… 1588 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,400 ["No Chance in Hell" playing] 1589 01:20:04,466 --> 01:20:07,300 [Lawler] I told you he was up to something, JR. 1590 01:20:07,366 --> 01:20:08,766 [JR] I don't like that walk. 1591 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:10,233 [Lawler] Why not? That's a swagger. 1592 01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:13,433 [JR] That's not a walk. He thinks he's John damn Wayne. 1593 01:20:13,533 --> 01:20:15,966 [Lawler] He was attacked earlier by one of these… 1594 01:20:16,033 --> 01:20:18,366 -[JR] You don't know that. -Who do you think did it? 1595 01:20:18,433 --> 01:20:20,433 All right. 1596 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,066 Before you two beat the hell out of each other, 1597 01:20:23,133 --> 01:20:26,166 which, quite frankly, I'm going to enjoy… 1598 01:20:26,233 --> 01:20:28,133 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 1599 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:29,599 [Lawler] Shut up! 1600 01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:31,766 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 1601 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:34,800 Don't get upset, Mr. McMahon. Stay calm. 1602 01:20:37,266 --> 01:20:38,900 Don't get upset, Mr. McMahon. 1603 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,233 Before you two beat the hell out of each other, 1604 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,633 I want to know one thing. 1605 01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:50,900 Which one of you was the gutless one that attacked Road Dogg, Patterson 1606 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,133 and me from behind and ran like a thief? 1607 01:20:54,233 --> 01:20:56,599 Which one of you is gutless? 1608 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,633 It was you, wasn't it, Rock? 1609 01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,599 It was you. 1610 01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:02,200 [Lawler] See? I think it was The Rock. 1611 01:21:02,266 --> 01:21:03,266 Wasn't The Rock. 1612 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:04,966 [JR] Wait a minute. 1613 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,599 [Lawler] He said it was The Undertaker. 1614 01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:09,466 [Mr. McMahon] Then it was you, Undertaker. 1615 01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:13,366 You weren't man enough to come one on one. 1616 01:21:14,099 --> 01:21:16,633 You had to attack from behind, huh? 1617 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:18,733 -[JR] Please! -[Lawler] In the dark? 1618 01:21:19,733 --> 01:21:21,766 -What? -[JR] Undertaker said, "It wasn't me." 1619 01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:23,966 [crowd chanting] 1620 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:28,966 Oh. So wait a minute. 1621 01:21:30,533 --> 01:21:33,400 Rock denies it, and you deny it. 1622 01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:37,266 So one lies and the other one swears to it. 1623 01:21:37,966 --> 01:21:38,800 Huh! 1624 01:21:38,900 --> 01:21:41,066 Okay, just for that, 1625 01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:43,633 I'm gonna fix both of your asses. 1626 01:21:43,700 --> 01:21:44,833 Now, then. 1627 01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:48,700 Since you won't fess up, you don't have the guts to fess up, 1628 01:21:48,766 --> 01:21:54,633 now, then, this match will be a Lumberjack Match. 1629 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,200 [Lawler] Lumberjack? 1630 01:21:56,266 --> 01:21:58,966 -[JR] Oh, boy! Come on. -[Lawler] What? 1631 01:21:59,033 --> 01:22:01,666 They should have fessed up. 1632 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,099 [JR] Lumberjack, and I guess, by the looks of things, 1633 01:22:05,166 --> 01:22:06,266 Lumberjill. 1634 01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:08,700 -[Lawler] What do you mean? -Well, this is gonna be fair. 1635 01:22:09,733 --> 01:22:11,400 Objective lumberjacks. 1636 01:22:11,566 --> 01:22:14,533 That's what we like here in the WWE. Objectivity. 1637 01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:19,200 [Lawler] We gotta have somebody that doesn't mind getting their hands dirty 1638 01:22:19,266 --> 01:22:22,099 and doesn't mind throwing these guys, The Rock and The Undertaker 1639 01:22:22,233 --> 01:22:23,666 back in the ring if they get out. 1640 01:22:23,766 --> 01:22:27,666 DX and Torrie, of course, led by The Game 1641 01:22:27,733 --> 01:22:29,099 and his wife Stephanie. 1642 01:22:30,733 --> 01:22:34,433 Looks like T&A and that little witch Trish. 1643 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,833 [Lawler] Hey, there's Boss Man and Bull. 1644 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:41,466 [JR] And of course, Shane, Vince, the hardcore champion… 1645 01:22:41,533 --> 01:22:44,333 -[Lawler] Shane the Giant Killer? -Gerald Brisco. 1646 01:22:44,466 --> 01:22:49,599 And that massive corporate butt-kisser, Patterson. 1647 01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:54,400 [Lawler] Is he okay? He had that hot coffee spilled all over him. 1648 01:22:54,466 --> 01:22:57,466 [JR] Maybe he needs mouth to mouth. You can go help him. 1649 01:22:58,966 --> 01:23:00,200 I can't believe this. 1650 01:23:00,266 --> 01:23:03,333 We've got a ring surrounded by, like, vultures. 1651 01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:06,966 [Lawler] Yeah, and look who's right over here by me. 1652 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:09,500 Stephanie and Torrie and Trish. They know I'll protect them. 1653 01:23:09,566 --> 01:23:12,233 -[JR] Yeah, right. -If anything bad happens, I have them. 1654 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:15,099 You may have to handle this on your own, I'll jump up here. 1655 01:23:15,166 --> 01:23:16,800 [JR] Vince is imploring that The Rock 1656 01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:19,733 and The Undertaker start hammering each other. 1657 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,900 Let's get it on, you two. 1658 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:26,400 Referee Tim White has just called for the bell, and here we go. 1659 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:28,633 It's like vultures surrounding the ring. 1660 01:23:30,633 --> 01:23:32,166 Regime henchmen. 1661 01:23:32,933 --> 01:23:34,666 McMahon-Helmsley Regime members. 1662 01:23:36,766 --> 01:23:38,599 The Rock and The Undertaker can't win. 1663 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,700 They're doomed here. 1664 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,333 [Lawler] What's the matter? One scared and the other glad of it? 1665 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,466 -[JR] I don't think so. -[man] Come on, you pussies! 1666 01:23:45,533 --> 01:23:47,866 [Lawler] Jump on each other! 1667 01:23:48,033 --> 01:23:49,433 Here we go. 1668 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,933 What is this? 1669 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,366 [JR] The Rock and The Undertaker! 1670 01:23:53,433 --> 01:23:56,233 -[Lawler] What the heck? -The Rock and The Undertaker! 1671 01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:58,566 Good God Almighty! 1672 01:23:59,866 --> 01:24:02,466 -The Rock has… -[Lawler] In the ring. 1673 01:24:02,566 --> 01:24:05,133 -Not out here. -[JR] And The Undertaker on The Boss Man. 1674 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,366 The Rock now with the champion. 1675 01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:08,933 [Lawler] No! No way! 1676 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,366 The Rock has dealt with The Game! 1677 01:24:14,066 --> 01:24:16,466 And The Undertaker now with Patterson. 1678 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,366 [Lawler] What kind of… Isn't that what… 1679 01:24:20,433 --> 01:24:24,866 [JR] Oh, my God! The Undertaker, The Boss Man goes for the ride! 1680 01:24:26,033 --> 01:24:28,233 [Lawler] Vince, Shane, do something. 1681 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:31,633 [JR] The Regime thought they had a grand plan. 1682 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,800 And maybe they still do, 1683 01:24:33,866 --> 01:24:35,866 but it don't look good. 1684 01:24:38,933 --> 01:24:40,666 [Lawler] This not what Vince had in mind. 1685 01:24:41,933 --> 01:24:44,333 [JR] The Rock and The Undertaker. 1686 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,966 They took matters into their own hands. 1687 01:24:48,033 --> 01:24:49,766 [Lawler] Vince, what is happening? 1688 01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:52,099 [JR] Low blow. Triple H with a low blow on The Rock 1689 01:24:52,233 --> 01:24:55,233 before he could Rock Bottom The Road Dogg. 1690 01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:57,400 [Lawler] Here we go. Watch The Undertaker. 1691 01:24:57,466 --> 01:25:00,633 [JR] The Undertaker takes the ride. 1692 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:03,099 But here comes X-Pac. 1693 01:25:04,033 --> 01:25:07,400 The Undertaker and The Rock now being overwhelmed. 1694 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:10,300 [Lawler] I think this is more what Vince had in mind. 1695 01:25:10,433 --> 01:25:14,166 [JR] This is exactly what the McMahon- Helmsley Regime had in mind. 1696 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,866 [Lawler] Vince is gonna take matters into his own hands. 1697 01:25:16,933 --> 01:25:20,000 [JR] Can this man dismember The Rock and The Undertaker? 1698 01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:23,266 Lumberjack Match, my ass! 1699 01:25:23,466 --> 01:25:25,533 [Lawler] Look at Vince directing traffic in there. 1700 01:25:25,599 --> 01:25:27,233 [JR] And The Game, the WWE champion, 1701 01:25:27,366 --> 01:25:30,099 hammering The Rock with right hands. 1702 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,566 The Undertaker has been stomped down into the corner. 1703 01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:36,533 [Lawler] Vince had a plan and it's working to perfection. 1704 01:25:36,599 --> 01:25:39,599 [JR] Too many! The odds are too much here. 1705 01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:41,700 -[heavy smack] -Wow! Did you hear that? 1706 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:45,333 [JR] Good shot. Road Dogg with a huge right hand. 1707 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,099 Now with The Rock again. 1708 01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:49,233 [Lawler] Patterson wanna get him some. 1709 01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:51,099 [JR] No doubt about it. 1710 01:25:51,766 --> 01:25:56,033 Down goes The Rock. That was a cheap shot by Mr. McMahon. 1711 01:25:56,099 --> 01:25:59,833 [Lawler] Well, you don't think it was a cheap shot to attack Vince in the dark? 1712 01:25:59,900 --> 01:26:02,633 -From behind? -This is an organized assault. 1713 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:04,000 That's all this is. 1714 01:26:04,066 --> 01:26:05,599 Legal mayhem. 1715 01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:07,766 [Lawler] Time to pay the piper, that's what this is. 1716 01:26:07,833 --> 01:26:12,433 [JR] The Regime has had dark days since Judgment Day. 1717 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,599 Until tonight. 1718 01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:18,200 [Lawler] Everything is… 1719 01:26:18,266 --> 01:26:21,833 [JR] The Rock has got close to the WWE title. 1720 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:24,300 Between… And so has The Undertaker. 1721 01:26:24,366 --> 01:26:27,166 -[explosion] -[Lawler] What the hell was that? 1722 01:26:28,066 --> 01:26:29,833 [JR] What the hell is that? 1723 01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:32,466 Kane! It's The Big Red Machine! 1724 01:26:32,533 --> 01:26:34,133 [Lawler] What is he doing here? 1725 01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,000 [JR] My God! 1726 01:26:36,133 --> 01:26:37,599 Kane is back! 1727 01:26:39,266 --> 01:26:42,300 The Big Red Machine with evil intentions. 1728 01:26:43,733 --> 01:26:45,433 He's kicking ass! 1729 01:26:47,366 --> 01:26:50,500 Kane stepping over the top rope. 1730 01:26:50,566 --> 01:26:53,500 Down goes Test, down goes X-Pac. 1731 01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:55,066 [Lawler] Triple H! 1732 01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:58,366 [JR] Oh, my God! 1733 01:26:58,433 --> 01:27:01,066 Kane, judgment of hell. 1734 01:27:03,633 --> 01:27:07,433 The Big Red Machine has exploded here. 1735 01:27:09,533 --> 01:27:12,366 One handed chokeslam on X-Pac. 1736 01:27:16,233 --> 01:27:17,833 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -The Game! 1737 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,766 The champion, the WWE champion. 1738 01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:22,800 Going for a ride. 1739 01:27:24,099 --> 01:27:25,866 [Lawler] Vince! 1740 01:27:25,933 --> 01:27:28,633 [JR] Kane's got the WWE title belt. 1741 01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:35,400 The Big Red Machine has just picked up the business. 1742 01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:40,333 [Lawler] I cannot believe this. 1743 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:44,566 [JR] The Rock and The Undertaker want the WWE title. 1744 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:48,266 But so does The Big Red Machine, apparently. 1745 01:27:49,033 --> 01:27:53,099 Another bad night for the McMahon-Helmsley Regime. 1746 01:27:54,333 --> 01:27:59,833 And a new player, Kane, has just got into the WWE title game. 1747 01:28:01,866 --> 01:28:03,099 [Lawler] Oh, my God! 1748 01:28:03,166 --> 01:28:05,800 [JR] The Rock and The Undertaker looking at Kane. 1749 01:28:05,866 --> 01:28:08,866 The Regime has been foiled once again! g at Kane.