1 00:00:01,066 --> 00:00:03,099 [intro music playing] 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,700 [crowd booing] 3 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:21,266 What? 4 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:23,833 You have to let Jericho kiss you. 5 00:00:24,299 --> 00:00:26,099 -Let Jericho kiss me? -Yeah, let. 6 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,500 Are you crazy? Did you watch the King of the Ring? 7 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:29,866 Jericho forced me. 8 00:00:29,966 --> 00:00:32,699 That was the most disgusting thing that has ever happened. 9 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,500 And you know what I saw? 10 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:37,033 I saw you getting kissed by… Hey, Foley! 11 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,033 -Hey, Commissioner. -[Foley] Yeah. 12 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,533 Hey, since you got out of this stroke now there, big guy, 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,800 I want my shot World Wrestling Entertainment championship 14 00:00:44,866 --> 00:00:46,500 and I want Chris Jericho's ass. 15 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:49,099 [laughs] The only reason I didn't do it last week, 16 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:52,300 I was still kind of--I don't worry about you kicking my ass four months ago. 17 00:00:52,699 --> 00:00:56,166 But this week, I'm telling you, you're gonna get a shot at Jericho 18 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,599 with a match this big, Triple H, 19 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,800 I think you'll agree it needs to be saved in the pay-per-view. 20 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:04,266 And as far as title shot, 21 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:05,399 well, I gave you a chance 22 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,100 to be the number one contender on SmackDown and you blew it. 23 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,866 -I didn't blow anything. -Hold on, hold on. 24 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:13,333 I'm not gonna start you from the bottom, I'm gonna start you out right near the top 25 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,500 and I'm going to give you a title shot tonight, 26 00:01:15,766 --> 00:01:17,566 but it's going to be against Rikishi 27 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:19,533 for the intercontinental shot. 28 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,766 How's that hit you? 29 00:01:20,966 --> 00:01:21,933 How's it hit me? 30 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:23,700 You know what? I don't care who it is. 31 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:25,700 As far as I'm concerned, tonight, 32 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:27,500 Rikishi is Jericho. 33 00:01:31,066 --> 00:01:33,366 [distorted] 34 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:35,966 [rock music playing] 35 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:39,666 ♪ It's my life in the box And charred to beat ♪ 36 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,266 ♪ Taking chalk in my arms, It's the soul of me ♪ 37 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:45,000 ♪ You want fire, ashes See me lying face down ♪ 38 00:01:50,366 --> 00:01:53,300 ♪ What has caused the thorn In your eye ♪ 39 00:01:54,399 --> 00:01:55,566 [crowd cheering] 40 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:57,066 [fake explosions] 41 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,733 [high-pitched whistling] 42 00:02:11,433 --> 00:02:13,033 [crowd cheering] 43 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:17,966 [rock music continues playing] 44 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:24,700 [Jim] The O-Rena in Orlando, Florida, sold-out for WWE Raw. 45 00:02:24,766 --> 00:02:27,299 We are live in the Sunshine State. 46 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:31,200 All fans of WWE New York enjoying the event, as well. 47 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:35,166 And tonight, Rikishi, will be challenged by Triple H 48 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:36,500 for the Intercontinental title. 49 00:02:36,799 --> 00:02:41,900 The Undertaker and Kane will meet Edge and Christian for the WWE tag titles. 50 00:02:41,966 --> 00:02:44,066 And, King, in the last eight days, 51 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:48,100 the entire landscape of the WWE has changed. 52 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,600 ♪ Mamacita ♪ 53 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,166 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh, yeah! 54 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:56,033 [Jim] I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler 55 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,100 here at ringside. 56 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:59,299 Titles on the line tonight, 57 00:02:59,366 --> 00:03:01,666 including the European title. 58 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:04,933 [Lawler] Well, the landscape may have changed there 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,366 -but Mamacita hasn't. -[announcer] The following 60 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:07,533 contest is scheduled for one fall. 61 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,799 And it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment 62 00:03:09,866 --> 00:03:11,966 European Championship. 63 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,833 Making its way to the ring, 64 00:03:13,899 --> 00:03:17,266 being accompanied by the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna. 65 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:21,333 From El Paso, Texas weighing in at 205 pounds, 66 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,500 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion, 67 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:28,133 Eddie Guerrero. 68 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,299 [Jim laughing] Ever since King of the Ring, 69 00:03:30,466 --> 00:03:32,399 the landscape has changed in the WWE. 70 00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:34,033 We got a new champion, The Rock, 71 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:37,333 and obsessed Triple H is not the WWE champion. 72 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:39,666 Mister McMahon has gone home to make babies. 73 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:42,200 -[Lawler] What? -[Jim] The genetic jackhammer that he is. 74 00:03:42,299 --> 00:03:44,899 [Lawler] Yeah, Shane McMahon is still healing from his injuries. 75 00:03:44,966 --> 00:03:46,700 [Jim] Mick Foley is the new commissioner. 76 00:03:46,766 --> 00:03:49,200 [announcer] The Challenger, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 77 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:51,799 weighing in at 229 pounds, 78 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,700 Chris Benoit. 79 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,700 [Jim] Here comes that Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit 80 00:03:56,766 --> 00:03:59,766 to challenge Eddie Guerrero, for the European title, King. 81 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:02,200 We've talked about the landscape changing. 82 00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:06,000 What sort of changes do you anticipate here tonight, King? 83 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:08,533 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you one thing. 84 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:11,200 Edge and Christian had better be on the top of their game, or 85 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:15,000 their tag team titles will change hands right over to The Undertaker and Kane. 86 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,500 [Jim] We've found out, we've only been on the air a couple of minutes, that 87 00:04:18,566 --> 00:04:20,800 it's going to be Triple H and Chris Jericho 88 00:04:20,866 --> 00:04:22,633 -at Fully Loaded… -[bell dings] 89 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,200 [Jim] Later on this month in Dallas, at the Reunion Arena, 90 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,366 which is already sold out. 91 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,266 [Lawler] Already? 92 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,966 [Jim] Tag title is on the line tonight. 93 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,099 And now this European title matchup. 94 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,333 A quick go-behind 95 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,033 by Eddie Guerrero on that Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit. 96 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:40,200 Remember, the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, is at ringside. 97 00:04:40,966 --> 00:04:42,033 [Lawler] Oh, look out! 98 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,633 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Wow! 99 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,400 [Jim] Beautiful headscissors takeover 100 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:48,400 by Eddie Guerrero, who's got to use all his quickness 101 00:04:48,466 --> 00:04:50,800 and all his speed and expertise 102 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:53,866 to derail this Rabid Wolverine. 103 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:54,766 [Lawler] Oh, god! 104 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:57,833 Don't… don't fail to mention the Latino Heat. 105 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,933 You got to use Latino Heat. 106 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,166 Watch the hair. 107 00:05:01,666 --> 00:05:04,400 [Jim] I got a feeling there's gonna be plenty of heat on this show. 108 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,133 Triple H's is in a foul mood 109 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,800 to get his hands on Rikishi, 110 00:05:07,866 --> 00:05:11,200 the 400-plus pound Intercontinental Champion tonight. 111 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,800 -[Lawler] Oh, man! -[Jim] The Rock is going to be here. 112 00:05:13,966 --> 00:05:15,733 And what a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker there. 113 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:18,266 And championships will be decided tonight. 114 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,333 What a great night to be with us here on Raw. 115 00:05:20,766 --> 00:05:22,333 There's a cover. There's a cover. 116 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,233 -Uh-oh! -Two! 117 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:25,200 [Lawler] Can you believe The Undertaker and Kane 118 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:27,566 a shot at the WWE tag team titles tonight. 119 00:05:27,733 --> 00:05:30,099 Edge and Christian, you're gonna have to really reach down 120 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:31,666 and get something to save your belts. 121 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,599 [Jim] And Triple H confronting the WWE Commissioner Mick Foley here 122 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:35,566 just moments ago. 123 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:39,766 It will be Rikishi and Triple H for the Intercontinental title. 124 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,000 [Lawler] Wow! 125 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:44,400 [Jim] Three championships that we are aware of at this time. 126 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:49,133 And don't forget that the WWE Champion, The Rock, is here live tonight 127 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,866 in his home state of Florida. 128 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:51,966 [Lawler] The Rock! 129 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,733 [Jim] Who's the number one contender? 130 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,633 Will we find out tonight who the number one contender is? 131 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,766 We've got injury updates on Tori 132 00:05:58,966 --> 00:06:00,966 and on Hardcore Holly. 133 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:03,599 [Lawler] What about Shane the giant killer? 134 00:06:03,766 --> 00:06:05,733 [Jim] Shane still recuperating, as far as I know, 135 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,466 from those injuries he sustained at the King of the Ring. 136 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,966 This is for the European title. 137 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:14,533 Stiff shot to the head by Benoit on Eddie Guerrero. 138 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,400 Benoit has his sights set on WWE gold. 139 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:19,299 [both groan] 140 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:21,133 [Jim] Whatever the denomination he wants it. 141 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,033 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Jim] The strength. 142 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:26,599 -[Lawler] He'll throw him out of the ring! -[Jim] Strength and power of Chris Benoit 143 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:30,466 as Guerrero went straight south and landed face first to the canvas. 144 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:32,033 There's the cover. The leg is hooked. 145 00:06:32,099 --> 00:06:34,366 And we got a near fall for the European title. 146 00:06:34,733 --> 00:06:36,133 [crowd chattering] 147 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,133 [Jim] Well, this Chris Benoit… 148 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,133 -Benoit… -[Lawler] Why don't you like him? 149 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,200 -Tell me. -[Jim] I admire his wrestling ability. 150 00:06:42,299 --> 00:06:43,700 [Lawler] Why call him a Wolverine? 151 00:06:43,766 --> 00:06:44,966 [Jim] Because pound for pound 152 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:47,866 those wolverines are as bad as it could ever be. 153 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:49,700 [Lawler] Is this what wolverines do? 154 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:52,299 [Jim] I don't know if wolverines military press other animals, 155 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:55,000 but they chew them up, they eat them up. 156 00:06:55,466 --> 00:06:57,866 [Lawler] And then on top of that, they get rabid, right? 157 00:06:58,066 --> 00:07:00,299 That makes them even, even badder and meaner, right? 158 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:02,133 -[Lawler laughs] -[Jim] That's the way I see it. 159 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,000 [Lawler] A perfect description of Chris Benoit. 160 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,066 [Jim] Benoit is totally calculating-- 161 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:07,599 Reverse hurricanrana takeover. 162 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,166 Guerrero, trying to reach back for a leg, couldn't find it. 163 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:11,599 And there's a knockdown. 164 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,566 Jericho, or Benoit, excuse me, 165 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,299 found the clothesline from the left side. 166 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:17,733 And a lateral press and Eddie Guerrero this time 167 00:07:17,799 --> 00:07:19,933 slipping right out from underneath the Rabid Wolverine 168 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,766 in this challenge for the European title. 169 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,099 [Lawler] Mamacita! 170 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,400 [crowd chanting] 171 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:29,000 [Lawler] See this move! [laughs] 172 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:30,033 [Jim] Nice roll-up. 173 00:07:30,599 --> 00:07:31,700 And another near fall. 174 00:07:32,566 --> 00:07:34,000 -[slap] -[Lawler] Oh, my Gosh! 175 00:07:34,099 --> 00:07:36,000 Hard, hard, knife-edged chop. 176 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:40,366 -And another one by Chris Benoit. -[Lawler] How does his head not come off? 177 00:07:40,466 --> 00:07:43,200 [Jim] You can hear this, all the way in his hometown of Edmonton. 178 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,200 -[bangs] -Oh! 179 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:48,133 -[Lawler] Heard that, too. -[Jim] We're live tonight on TSN. 180 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,966 -[Lawler] Yes! -[Jim] That's right. 181 00:07:50,299 --> 00:07:53,000 And a very unusual takeover by Eddie Guerrero. 182 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:54,933 Not sure what that was intended to be, 183 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,666 but in any event, Guerrero using his rights and lefts 184 00:07:58,533 --> 00:07:59,500 to fend off the… 185 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,099 -[slaps] -[Jim] The challenge. 186 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:02,566 By Chris Benoit. 187 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,066 -[groans] -[Jim] Another hard knife chop. 188 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:08,500 [Lawler] I remember when they used to be friends. 189 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:09,900 Forget about it, now. 190 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,500 [Jim] They came in to these two men, 191 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:14,299 along with Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko, The Radicalz 192 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:16,266 back the lateral part of January. 193 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,366 -[Lawler sighs] -[Jim] Again the landscape has changed. 194 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,233 The landscape changed big time since the King of the Rings. 195 00:08:22,366 --> 00:08:24,333 [Lawler] Come on. You know what changed? 196 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,500 Mamacita changed the Radicalz. 197 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,633 [Jim] You don't want to get disqualified here. 198 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,833 Benoit has got Guerrero in trouble. 199 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:33,299 -And Benoit has… -[Lawler] He doesn't… 200 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,500 Look at Mamacita! 201 00:08:34,566 --> 00:08:36,633 -[Jim] Chyna in the ring! -[Lawler] What's she doing? 202 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,166 -[Jim] Oh, Chyna just hit him… -[Lawler] Look! 203 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,600 [bell dinging] 204 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:41,733 [Jim] Benoit and then Jericho, 205 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:44,699 with a dropkick--Oh, Guerrero, I'm sorry. 206 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,033 [Lawler] What the heck? 207 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,566 [announcer] Here is your winner, Chris Benoit. 208 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,966 -[Jim] Well, Benoit's been disqualified. -[Lawler] Come on! 209 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:53,166 [Jim] And down goes the European champion. 210 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,833 Totally knocked down with that dropkick. 211 00:08:55,933 --> 00:08:57,500 [Lawler] Chyna just came in the ring to… 212 00:08:57,566 --> 00:09:00,533 I think, to grab that championship belt away from Benoit. 213 00:09:00,733 --> 00:09:02,133 What's he doing now? Wait a minute. 214 00:09:02,199 --> 00:09:03,199 [Jim] Oh, wait! 215 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,600 Oh, no! Come on! 216 00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:06,699 -[Lawler] Hey, wait. -[Jim] For the love of god. 217 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,933 Benoit got the Crippler Crossface on Chyna. 218 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,766 -[bell dinging] -[Jim] He's ripping at Chyna. 219 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,466 [Lawler] Guerrero, look at this! Get up! 220 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:15,733 [Jim] Guerrero has been knocked out with his own belt, 221 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,633 by Benoit, look at Benoit! 222 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,633 [bell dinging] 223 00:09:18,699 --> 00:09:19,800 [Jim] Look out, the face-- 224 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,333 Good god almighty! 225 00:09:21,466 --> 00:09:22,500 Pull him off… 226 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,400 -[Jim] Pull this… -[Benoit] Come on! 227 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,100 [Jim] Ah, what kind of damage has Benoit done to Chyna? 228 00:09:28,766 --> 00:09:31,199 [Lawler] I can't believe that Crippler Crossface on Chyna. 229 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,733 [Jim] Benoit ripping and tearing at Chyna, 230 00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:36,699 with that Crippler Crossface. 231 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:37,900 [Lawler] He's tough. 232 00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:40,300 That's a Rabid Wolverine for you, right there, JR. 233 00:09:40,466 --> 00:09:42,566 [Jim] The Wolverine says-- Oh, he's smiling. 234 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:44,199 He's happy about it. 235 00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:48,133 Benoit is happy about assaulting the Ninth Wonder of the World. 236 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,866 The question is, how badly is Chyna injured? 237 00:09:51,933 --> 00:09:53,199 -[crowd whistles] -[music fades] 238 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,466 [Jim] We are back live on Raw, ladies and gentlemen, and at this 239 00:09:57,533 --> 00:10:01,000 hideous conduct of the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit, moments ago, 240 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:03,666 in this European title match with Eddie Guerrero. 241 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,666 [Lawler] Mamacita really shouldn't have been in the ring. 242 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:07,199 But that inadvertent dropkick 243 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:10,800 from Guerrero caught not only Benoit, but Mamacita--Look at this! 244 00:10:10,866 --> 00:10:13,600 [Jim] Look at how aggressively and how sadistically, 245 00:10:13,666 --> 00:10:17,266 Chris Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface to Chyna, 246 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:20,466 ripping and tearing at the Ninth Wonder of the World 247 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,300 with not one ounce of remorse 248 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:23,900 -in his entire anatomy. -[bell dinging] 249 00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:28,000 [Lawler] Other officials and referees had to be called in to actually pry-- 250 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:29,800 Pry Benoit off. And then… 251 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:33,266 And then what about the sadistic smile from Benoit, after it was over? 252 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,066 That tells a big story, King. 253 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:35,966 That's exactly-- 254 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,733 Benoit was very proud of what he did to Chyna. 255 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,400 What kind of human being does it take 256 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,766 to rip and tear at a female even though she's the Ninth Wonder-- 257 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,133 [Lawler] Don't ask me. You described him as a wolverine. 258 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,266 [Jim] Hey, check it out. 259 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,333 Well, we're looking live now. 260 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,266 The doctors and EMTs are checking out Chyna. 261 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,166 She's got to be… 262 00:10:53,699 --> 00:10:55,699 She has got to be in excruciating pain. 263 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,766 -[crowd cheering] -[Jim] We'll give you an update, 264 00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,100 hopefully, on Chyna as soon as we can. 265 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,466 But we're being joined now by The Commissioner. 266 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,566 [Lawler] Oh, no! 267 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:04,866 ["Wreck" playing] 268 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,633 [Jim] The ever changing landscape. 269 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,900 Here's one of the most significant changes. 270 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,233 Mick Foley, the new Commissioner 271 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,033 with more power than any commissioner before him. 272 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,966 [announcer] The Commissioner of the World Wrestling Entertainment, 273 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,833 Mick Foley. 274 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,933 [Jim] We talked about the ever changing landscape at the top of the broadcast 275 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,100 with a new WWE champion, The Rock, 276 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,766 and obsessed Triple H, who is not the WWE champion. 277 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,100 [Jim clears throat] Mister McMahon making babies. 278 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,266 [Lawler] Yeah. 279 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,966 Genetic jackhammer. [laughs] 280 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,133 [Jim] What other changes could we expect tonight? 281 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,199 We may find out. We might even hear it right here. 282 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:45,633 -[Jim] Because the Commissioner is here. -Thank you. 283 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,600 [crowd cheering] 284 00:11:49,566 --> 00:11:51,300 [Lawler] Oh, look, he's proud of himself. 285 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,166 -[Jim] Why not? -I started to say 286 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,866 he's grinning from ear to ear, but he's only got one ear. [laughs] 287 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,833 Hey, I thought Hegstrand was back there for a second. 288 00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:01,100 [crowd cheering] 289 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:03,033 Do you know what I have? 290 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,233 [Lawler] One ear. 291 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,333 I have 292 00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:11,699 the greatest job in the world. 293 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,800 [crowd cheering] 294 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,433 [Lawler] I still can't believe it. 295 00:12:16,699 --> 00:12:20,400 One week as commissioner of the World Wrestling Entertainment 296 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,066 and look what's happened. 297 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,699 [crowd whistling and cheering] 298 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,866 The faction is splitting up. 299 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:28,366 [Jim] Oh! 300 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,199 [Lawler] Well, thanks to you. 301 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:35,099 The WWE stock is going through the roof. 302 00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,699 [crowd cheering hysterically] 303 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,633 [Lawler] He's taking credit for that, too? 304 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,833 And we've got ourselves a new WWE champion. 305 00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:44,866 [crowd cheering] 306 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,599 [Jim] Of course, that's The Rock. 307 00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:50,266 [Lawler] Yeah, and don't forget, Vince is out making babies. 308 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,833 It certainly is a tremendous job. 309 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:58,066 But unfortunately, as commissioner, I sometimes have to make some decisions, 310 00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:01,033 which I know are not going to be popular. 311 00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,400 [Jim] That haircut was such a bad decision. 312 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,666 I hope everyone will understand 313 00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:07,966 and forgive me 314 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:11,333 when I officially ban The Worm. 315 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,833 -[Lawler] What? -[crowd booing] 316 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:15,966 [Lawler] He's banning The Worm? 317 00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,066 -[Lawler] It is unpopular. -[Jim] Sure is. 318 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,400 I'm just kidding. I love that move. 319 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,033 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 320 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,566 -[Lawler laughs] -[Jim] Oh, please! 321 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:27,699 [Foley groans] 322 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,633 [Jim] It's good for the commissioner to have a sense of humor. 323 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:33,833 Actually, I do have an important decision to make 324 00:13:34,599 --> 00:13:37,599 but it concerns the number one contender. 325 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,099 You see, I tried to settle things. 326 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,033 I had ourselves a tremendous triple threat match. 327 00:13:43,099 --> 00:13:47,199 But Triple H and Kurt Angle, completely screwed up the whole thing. 328 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,666 [crowd booing] 329 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,833 -[Jim] And they couldn't beat The Rock. -So tonight, 330 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:53,699 in Orlando, Florida… 331 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,966 [Jim] Uh-oh. 332 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,133 [Lawler] He's drunk with power, JR. 333 00:13:57,966 --> 00:13:59,866 -Look at him. -[Jim] I don't think so. 334 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,833 The possibilities are wide open. 335 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,033 [Jim] Oh, boy. 336 00:14:06,099 --> 00:14:08,233 -["Electrifying" playing] -[Lawler] Whoa! 337 00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:09,699 [crowd cheering] 338 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:10,866 [Jim] Oh, my! 339 00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:13,333 The WWE champion, 340 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:17,000 The Rock is gonna join the caucus. 341 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:18,900 [Lawler] Oh, my Gosh! 342 00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:22,599 [Jim] The WWE champion, I'm sure, would love to know 343 00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,599 who his number one contender is 344 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,233 or is going to be. 345 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:32,800 [Lawler laughing] Yeah. 346 00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:35,333 [crowd cheering] 347 00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:39,133 [Jim] The sold-out crowd in the arena, on their feet 348 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,000 welcoming the WWE Champion, 349 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,900 to this very ring. 350 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:49,533 [Lawler] I mean, The Rock used to wear $500 shirts, 351 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:53,833 since he's become the WWE Champion, I think that shirt costs about a grand. 352 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,599 [Lawler] Yeah, we smell what you're cooking, Rock. 353 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,633 [Jim] And so are these fans, here in Orlando, 354 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,666 [crowd chanting The Rock's song] 355 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,366 [Lawler] Look at The Rock. 356 00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:19,833 We got a champion with that great name, JR. 357 00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,266 [Jim] King, how long do you think The Rock 358 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:27,000 is going to be able to hold on to his WWE title? 359 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,633 -[Lawler] I don't know. -[Jim] Everybody's rooting for him. 360 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:32,266 Everybody's gunning for The People's Champion. 361 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,733 [Lawler] Sure, it could end tonight. 362 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,800 Tell you what, it's been eight miserable days for Triple H, though. 363 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,733 Look at Foley. 364 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:42,500 Look at the way The Rock's dressed, and then look at Foley. 365 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,699 What do you want to do? Shake hands, Foley? Nobody wants… 366 00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:47,666 [crowd chanting Foley] 367 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,333 [Jim] Oh, please. 368 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,133 Mick Foley. 369 00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:58,000 After all the history that you and The Rock had been through, 370 00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,500 after all the cage matches, 371 00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:01,766 the ladder matches, 372 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,599 "I quit" matches, last man standing matches, 373 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,666 The Rock says… 374 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,966 welcome back. 375 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,099 [Lawler] What? 376 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:11,566 Welcome back? 377 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,466 -[Jim] All right. -[Lawler] Oh please! 378 00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:16,133 [Jim] A lot of respect between those two men, King. 379 00:16:16,199 --> 00:16:17,966 [Lawler] Where's the faction when you need it? 380 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:18,933 Thank you, Rock. 381 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,400 And let me congratulate you now. 382 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,566 Five time WWE champion. 383 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,400 [Lawler] And he's only 28 years of age. 384 00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:30,099 This is getting sickening in the mutual admiration society. 385 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,733 Not only that, but I've got to say, Rock, 386 00:16:34,099 --> 00:16:36,333 that has got to put you right up there, 387 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:41,833 in the elite list of the greatest WWE champions of all time. 388 00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:45,400 [Lawler] Oh boy, I'm getting sugar diabetes. 389 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,166 And I want to know one thing. 390 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,333 How does that make you feel? 391 00:16:52,599 --> 00:16:53,533 [crowd whistling] 392 00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:55,000 [Lawler] What do you think? 393 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:03,166 -Well-- -It doesn't matter how it makes you feel! 394 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,666 [Lawler laughing] Ah! Wow! 395 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,000 -[Jim laughs] -Bam! 396 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,733 [Lawler] That was good! 397 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,833 Foley! Foley! 398 00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,633 [crowd chanting 'Foley'] 399 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,899 [Lawler] That was a good one. I give him the credit. 400 00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:22,800 [Jim] The Commissioner made The Rock smile. 401 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,066 [crowd cheering] 402 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,366 [Jim laughs] 403 00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:29,733 [Foley] I finally got you. I finally got you. 404 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,200 [Lawler] You think that happens in the White House 405 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,066 or only in the WWE? [laughs] 406 00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:36,333 [crowd cheering] 407 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:40,733 [Jim] I think the latter. 408 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,866 [Lawler] Well, Foley will never be nicknamed Dumbo, but 409 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,266 he did crack a good joke. 410 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,233 Didn't The Rock tell you never to use his catchphrases again? 411 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,633 [Lawler] Ah, yeah, I remember that. 412 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:56,033 Listen, the fact of the matter is this. There's business to attend to. 413 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:59,100 Why all the deliberation about the number one contender ship? 414 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,000 You are the commissioner of the WWE. 415 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,000 The Rock says "Just make a new number one contender." 416 00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:08,966 [Jim] The Rock is ready for action and-- 417 00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,266 ["No Chance in Hell" playing] 418 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,233 [Lawler] Uh-oh! 419 00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,633 Now we're gonna get down to business! 420 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,666 [Jim] What is this? 421 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,000 [Lawler] Hey, wait. 422 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,433 [Jim] Shane McMahon. 423 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,133 [Lawler] Shane, the giant killer! 424 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,600 [Jim] How is he even walking 425 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,399 after what he endured at the hands of The Undertaker, 426 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,066 at the King of the Ring? 427 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,500 [Lawler] Actually, if you look at him, he's actually limping, JR, but 428 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:31,899 he's a tough kid. 429 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,966 [Jim] Well that he is, but… 430 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,399 I'm surprised to see Shane McMahon here tonight. 431 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,633 I know what you're all thinking. 432 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:44,266 [Lawler] How are you? 433 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,800 How could a normal man 434 00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,966 who suffered knee and rim injuries 435 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,266 at the King of the Ring… 436 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,033 [Lawler] And a punctured lung, I think, huh? 437 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,533 …Be standing before all of you here tonight. 438 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,200 And the answer is a normal man 439 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:07,600 could not be standing here in front of you, tonight. 440 00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:11,800 But you see, Shane McMahon has never just been a normal man. 441 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:15,566 [Lawler laughing] Yeah, you got that right, Shane-O, giant killer. 442 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:17,800 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 443 00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:23,466 In college, I was both a scholar and an athlete. 444 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:27,000 I graduated valedictorian of my class. 445 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,066 [Lawler] Wow! 446 00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,700 -[Jim] I didn't know that! -I was the captain of both. 447 00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:33,100 The debate and my water polo team 448 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,333 [Lawler] More degrees than a thermometer. 449 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,800 [Jim] That's contact sports, all right. 450 00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:39,300 -[new chant erupts] -What? 451 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,633 That, I assure you, I am not. 452 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,433 One thing I am sure of, though, 453 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:49,500 is I have somewhat, somehow… 454 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:54,866 endured a chokeslam at the King of the Ring. 455 00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:57,700 Fifteen feet in the air. 456 00:19:57,866 --> 00:19:58,700 -[loud chanting] -[Lawler] Stop! 457 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,066 [Jim] Please! Shut up! Show some respect! 458 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,166 [crowd chanting] Shane's a pussy! 459 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:07,566 [Lawler] These people are driving Shane nuts! Let him speak. 460 00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:10,066 If that's true, then how do you explain 461 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,200 how Shane-O-Mac 462 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,633 has somewhat overcome a chokeslam 463 00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,666 fifteen feet in the air at the King of the Ring 464 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:20,733 as The Undertaker slam dunked me through the announce table? 465 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,266 [Lawler] You remember that, don't you, JR? 466 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,700 [Jim] I sure do, vividly. 467 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:26,166 [Jim] I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it. 468 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,466 [Lawler] I thought he was dead. 469 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:30,399 And I've had to endure my power hungry mother 470 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:34,100 and my egomaniacal, crazed maniac, 471 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,566 -egomaniac father. -[Lawler] What? 472 00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,866 Embarrassing themselves in public. 473 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:40,666 [Lawler] The genetic jackhammer? 474 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,166 I've also witnessed my very own brother-in-law 475 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:47,533 lose the World Wrestling Entertainment championship. 476 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:50,766 [Jim] That one may upset his father. He's at home making babies. 477 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,966 Without actually being pinned himself. 478 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:57,266 -[Lawler] That was embarrassing. -And week in and week out, 479 00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,733 I have witnessed the millions of fans… 480 00:21:02,866 --> 00:21:05,833 calling my baby sister a slut. 481 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,100 [Jim] Oh, no! 482 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,100 That has been horrible. 483 00:21:12,566 --> 00:21:13,500 And now… 484 00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:15,700 [crowd booing] 485 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,700 [Jim] Please. 486 00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,700 And now I have to stand here 487 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,100 and watch the balance of power slipped through my fingers 488 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,633 slipped through my hands, 489 00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:29,466 and it has now shifted to a slob 490 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,300 that we now have to call commissioner Foley. 491 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,500 -Me! -[crowd cheering] 492 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:34,899 [Lawler] Yeah. You're the slob. 493 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,533 He's embarrassing. 494 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,333 Well, I'm not gonna take it anymore, no. 495 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,100 Tonight, I'm taking a stand. 496 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,300 Tonight, just as my forefathers did. 497 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:47,100 Shane McMahon is declaring his Independence Day. 498 00:21:47,399 --> 00:21:49,000 -[Jim] All right! -It should be me. 499 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,600 It should be Shane-O-Mac, 500 00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:53,833 who takes the World Wrestling Entertainment 501 00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:55,166 into the next millennium. 502 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,766 And it should be me, Shane McMahon, 503 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,700 who deems and who decides 504 00:21:59,899 --> 00:22:02,899 who should be the number one contender. 505 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:06,033 [Lawler] Yes. That's good enough for me, JR. 506 00:22:06,466 --> 00:22:08,466 [Jim] I don't know that it's gonna be good enough-- 507 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:09,433 Wait, wait, Shane. 508 00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:13,800 It was kind of hard for me to tell with all these people screaming at you. 509 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:18,233 But are you saying that you think you should be the number one contender? 510 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,933 No, no. I'm not saying that. 511 00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:23,666 [Lawler] He should name the number one contender, you idiot. 512 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,399 [Jim] That's what he inferred, wasn't he? 513 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,133 -[Lawler] No. -[Jim] You sure? 514 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,133 [Foley] Rock. 515 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,633 Did you hear Shane-O-Mac say that he should be the number one contender? 516 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,266 [Shane] That's not what I said. I didn't say that. 517 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,933 -[Lawler] He didn't say that, JR. -It sounds to The Rock, 518 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,966 that Shane wants to be the number one contender. 519 00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:47,300 [Jim] I think… I think you're right, Rock. I think Shane does want to be… 520 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,766 -[Lawler] The number one contender would… -[Foley] Shane. 521 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,966 Shane, when you were talking about sailing 522 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:56,133 fifteen feet through the air and down, crashing through the table. 523 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,166 I've got to admit, 524 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,133 I went home and I put that tape on freeze frame. 525 00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:03,000 And I put it on slow motion. 526 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,000 And I looked real carefully. 527 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,800 And as you were sailing 15 feet through the air, I saw it, Shane. 528 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:11,366 [Lawler] What? 529 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,933 You had something that I used to… 530 00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:17,399 Actually, The Rock used to call it and I stole it from him. 531 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:21,166 But it's called testicular fortitude. 532 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:24,100 [Lawler] Grapefruits, baby. 533 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,166 And you, my friend, have got it. 534 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,733 -[Jim] No doubt about it, King. -So I'm telling everybody right here. 535 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,766 In Orlando, Florida. 536 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:35,833 [crowd cheering] 537 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:37,633 [Jim] That works every time. 538 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:42,300 That we've got ourselves a new number one contender. 539 00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:43,466 [Lawler] What? Wait a… 540 00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:44,899 -[Jim] Oh, my! -[crowd cheering] 541 00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:46,200 [Jim] No! 542 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:48,233 Rock, you look ready for a fight. 543 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,233 We're gonna make the match 544 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:53,166 right here tonight in this very room. 545 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,800 [Lawler] Wait a minute! You know what The Rock can do to Shane. 546 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,266 You can't… He's hurt. 547 00:23:57,733 --> 00:23:58,566 He's crippled. 548 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:03,966 So, basically, Shane McMahon, what commissioner Foley has just said, 549 00:24:04,733 --> 00:24:08,300 is you come out here and you run your mouth about your independence day. 550 00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:11,866 You come out here, run your mouth, 4th of July, 1776. 551 00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:14,466 And you run your mouth about your forefathers. 552 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:17,300 Well, The Rock says this. The year 2000. 553 00:24:17,399 --> 00:24:21,700 And just like The Rock's forefathers, George Washington, he cannot tell a lie 554 00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:25,100 because, The Rock says, "Tonight, he's just gonna kick your candy ass 555 00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:26,233 all over Orlando" 556 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,333 [Jim] Oh, my! 557 00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:31,366 -Shane McMahon and The Rock! -[Lawler] This is not fair! 558 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,700 Can you imagine? Can you imagine? 559 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,866 Can you smell 560 00:24:37,766 --> 00:24:40,533 what The Rock is cooking? 561 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,833 [Lawler] Once again, Foley got it wrong. 562 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:46,100 [Jim] Can you imagine what The Rock is gonna do 563 00:24:46,266 --> 00:24:48,333 to Shane McMahon tonight? 564 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,466 [Lawler] Look at Shane. He's limping. He's crippled. 565 00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:53,333 [Jim] Shane McMahon and The Rock 566 00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:54,800 one-on-one tonight, 567 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:58,399 not to mention the WWE tag titles on the line tonight. 568 00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:01,233 The Undertaker and Kane meet Edge and Christian. 569 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,800 But, ladies and gentlemen, 570 00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:05,200 -we're just a heartbeat away-- -[Lawler screams] 571 00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:08,366 [Jim] From Rikishi, defending the intercontinental title 572 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:09,566 against Triple H. 573 00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:12,399 Rikishi, Triple H, next. 574 00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:13,766 [music fades] 575 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:18,033 [man announcer] And now the WWE's Slam of the Week 576 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,300 brought to you by Twix. 577 00:25:19,399 --> 00:25:20,766 It's all in the mix. 578 00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:23,433 [Jim] Look out, Jericho! Dropkick! 579 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,800 Down through the table. 580 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,000 Oh, my god! 581 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:28,866 Jericho dropkick through the table. 582 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,266 Triple H thundering through a table. 583 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:34,100 [Michael] Shut up! We need help here. Triple H is hurt. 584 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,333 [Jim] Jericho wants Triple H as bad as Triple H wants Jericho. 585 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,399 [clinging melody] 586 00:25:41,699 --> 00:25:44,399 [Jim] It's certainly a week that Triple H is never going to forget 587 00:25:44,466 --> 00:25:46,300 as far as Chris Jericho's concerned. 588 00:25:46,533 --> 00:25:48,533 Jericho last Monday Night, cost Triple H 589 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,100 the number one contender spot. 590 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:52,300 And then Thursday night on SmackDown 591 00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:54,833 dropkicked The Game through a wooden table. 592 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,966 [Lawler] You know, if you look back on it, that idiot Y2J 593 00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,500 has caused so many problems. 594 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:02,866 In actuality, Triple H should be facing The Rock tonight. 595 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:04,966 Triple H should be the number one contender. 596 00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:08,033 Instead The Rock is going to destroy Shane McMahon. 597 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,333 [bell dinging] 598 00:26:09,399 --> 00:26:11,833 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 599 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,233 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment 600 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,899 Intercontinental Championship. 601 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:18,466 Making his way to the ring, 602 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,733 weighing in at 423 pounds, 603 00:26:21,133 --> 00:26:23,033 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment 604 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,766 intercontinental champion, 605 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,166 Rikishi. 606 00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:30,133 [Jim] Rikishi set to defend the Intercontinental title 607 00:26:30,199 --> 00:26:32,066 against The Game, Triple H. 608 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,433 And I can't believe The Rock will meet Shane McMahon 609 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,899 for the WWE title right here tonight. 610 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,033 You know, King, anything can happen 611 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,766 -in these huge-- -["The Game" playing] 612 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,933 [Jim] Come on, give me a break, will you? 613 00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:49,766 [Lawler] I can see there's something planted at your feet when you say that. 614 00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:51,533 [announcer] The challenger 615 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,000 being accompanied by the World Wrestling Entertainment 616 00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:55,199 women's champion, 617 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,699 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. 618 00:26:57,766 --> 00:26:59,199 From Greenwich, Connecticut 619 00:26:59,266 --> 00:27:01,733 weighting in at 216 pounds 620 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,933 Triple H! 621 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,699 [Jim] No one is obsessed with gold, WWE gold, 622 00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:10,666 in the WWE more than Triple H. 623 00:27:10,766 --> 00:27:12,266 He is blind with rage 624 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:17,000 and it may be the 424 pound Rikishi in the ring, King. 625 00:27:17,366 --> 00:27:18,266 But, 626 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:22,333 Triple H sees Chris Jericho, and nothing but Chris Jericho. 627 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:25,533 [Lawler] How many problems has Jericho caused for Triple H? 628 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,800 The only goal right now in the Helmsley family 629 00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:31,733 is on the shoulder of Triple H's wife, Stephanie. 630 00:27:32,699 --> 00:27:37,333 And don't forget Y2J stuck his stinking, nasty, filthy, slimy tongue 631 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,166 right down Stephanie's throat. 632 00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:41,500 Yuck! 633 00:27:41,566 --> 00:27:44,699 [Jim] All I can see is that Triple H agreed to the stipulations 634 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,000 in the six match matchups at the King of the Ring. 635 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,833 Triple H knew what was on the line. 636 00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:51,033 -His WWE title. -[Lawler] Okay, I know that. 637 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,433 -[Jim] He knew that. -[Lawler] But Triple H was knocked in. 638 00:27:54,199 --> 00:27:55,699 [Jim] That was just not right. 639 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,966 [Lawler] Triple H knew the rules going in. 640 00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:03,600 [Jim] He says he's that damn good that he would have survived. 641 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,433 [Lawler] I understand somebody wants to kiss Stephanie. 642 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,500 -She looks so good. But Y2J? -[bell dinging] 643 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,033 [Lawler] That pervert? 644 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,333 Oh, yeah. 645 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,100 [Jim] Triple H wanted to be number one contender. 646 00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:17,899 Maybe he is, for the intercontinental title. 647 00:28:17,966 --> 00:28:20,100 And Stephanie jaw jacking with Rikishi 648 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,000 allowing her husband The Game, 649 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,066 to get the jump on the intercontinental champion. 650 00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:27,066 It's The Game versus the Sultan of… 651 00:28:27,266 --> 00:28:28,266 [Lawler] Pull him up. 652 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,666 [Jim] The Intercontinental title. 653 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,366 -Damn it! -[Lawler] I'm just… 654 00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:32,933 I'm just thinking, JR. This could… 655 00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:34,633 This could turn out to be the… 656 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,600 I mean this could be horrible. 657 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:39,566 This match, this whole thing that Mick Foley has put together here. 658 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:42,500 The first thing that can be horrible is Y2J could actually 659 00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,399 lose this match to Rikishi. 660 00:28:44,866 --> 00:28:46,066 [Jim] You mean Triple H? 661 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,933 [Lawler] I know Triple H could lose this match to Rikishi, 662 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,833 But you know what could be even more horrible? 663 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:52,733 [Jim] What's that? 664 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,066 [Lawler] What if poor Stephanie were to get a stinkface? 665 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,633 [Jim] Oh my Gosh, surely not. 666 00:28:56,833 --> 00:28:59,866 You don't think Rikishi'd do that if he had the opportunity, do you? 667 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,366 Of course he would! 668 00:29:01,466 --> 00:29:02,300 [Lawler] Oh! 669 00:29:02,433 --> 00:29:03,966 [Jim] A knockdown by The Game. 670 00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:06,566 [Lawler] Don't give him the opportunity. 671 00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:08,399 [Jim] Triple H wants more stroke. He's… 672 00:29:08,466 --> 00:29:12,100 The faction has lost a lot of power because the commissioner, Mick Foley, 673 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:15,199 has got more power than any commissioner beforehand. 674 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:16,666 [Lawler] Remember how good Raw was 675 00:29:16,733 --> 00:29:19,066 when you come out here? Triple H would make a match or two. 676 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,300 They were always great. 677 00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:22,800 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Jim] And always unobjective. 678 00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:24,666 And always one-sided. 679 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,133 And there's a cover, one, and--Oh! 680 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,566 What power of Rikishi 681 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,633 with the Intercontinental title at stake here. 682 00:29:32,366 --> 00:29:33,500 [Stephanie sighs] 683 00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:36,466 [Jim] So you don't think Shane's chances are too good tonight against The Rock? 684 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:39,066 -[Lawler] Come on! -[Jim] He is son of a genetic jackhammer! 685 00:29:39,399 --> 00:29:40,466 Hey! 686 00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:44,266 [Lawler] JR, you're not being funny. You're about to tick me off here. 687 00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:45,899 You know, Shane's hurt. 688 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:49,000 He should really actually be in a convalescent home somewhere. 689 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,399 [Jim] Maybe it serves him right. 690 00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:52,033 [Lawler] Bruised ribs, a punctured lung. 691 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,399 [Jim] Oh, please. Triple H throwing Rikishi outside here. 692 00:29:54,466 --> 00:29:56,366 [Lawler] No, don't come over this way winding. 693 00:29:56,466 --> 00:29:57,566 I could smell it already. 694 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,833 [Jim] Right hands by the Intercontinental… 695 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,666 [Jim] Finding their mark on The Game. 696 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,533 -[crowd chanting indistinctly] -[Jim] What? 697 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:09,300 [Jim] Referee Tim White trying to get these guys back in the ring. 698 00:30:09,366 --> 00:30:11,800 They got a 10-count to get back to the ring, and they have. 699 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:14,433 [Lawler] I don't want to hear those people, what they're saying. 700 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:18,433 Folks at home, do not listen to these Floridians. 701 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,866 They're a bunch of rednecks. 702 00:30:19,933 --> 00:30:23,166 [Jim] Intercontinental title at stake, we have the tag titles still to come, 703 00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:27,033 and as we said, the Rock and Shane McMahon for the-- Hey, look out. 704 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,533 Hey, we can have a new Intercontinental Champion 705 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,866 if The Game hits this pedigree. 706 00:30:30,933 --> 00:30:33,899 -[Lawler] He can't even get that. -He's going for it. 707 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,333 [Lawler] Come on! 708 00:30:35,399 --> 00:30:36,399 [Jim] Look at those hips. 709 00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:38,966 Triple H challenging Rikishi for the Intercontinental title. 710 00:30:39,033 --> 00:30:41,533 [Lawler] Haven't seen thighs like that since the Brontosaurus died out. 711 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,500 Look at that. 712 00:30:42,566 --> 00:30:43,766 [Lawler] He even can't lift-- 713 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,033 [Jim] And Rikishi counters. 714 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,500 Look out, look at that butt. 715 00:30:47,566 --> 00:30:51,500 [Jim] Oh, the Sultan of Squat, almost sat right in the face of The Game. 716 00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:54,266 [Lawler] The Sultan of Squat? [chuckles] 717 00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:56,166 [Lawler] Hey, whoa! 718 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,866 -[Jim] What a shot that was. -[Lawler] Beautiful! 719 00:30:57,933 --> 00:30:59,333 [Jim] We may see some more of that. 720 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,166 Kane and The Undertaker meet Edge and Christian 721 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:03,966 for the tag team titles tonight. 722 00:31:04,033 --> 00:31:06,300 And King, I just don't know why that you don't think that 723 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:09,866 Shane McMahon has got any chance to beat The Rock for the WWE title. 724 00:31:09,933 --> 00:31:12,966 And there's a cover, and we've got a new-- No, we don't. 725 00:31:13,033 --> 00:31:16,199 [Lawler] Ordinarily, check out this clothesline first, 726 00:31:16,266 --> 00:31:18,166 I've never seen a-- Whoa, beautiful. 727 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:21,199 [Jim] We got a pat on the back in the XFL for a shot like that. 728 00:31:21,266 --> 00:31:22,166 [Lawler laughs] 729 00:31:23,199 --> 00:31:26,199 [Lawler] I mean, ordinarily, if Shane were 100%, 730 00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:29,100 I'd give him a great chance of beating The Rock and winning the title. 731 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,666 But you know, Shane's injured. 732 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,766 You saw that chokeslam he took from The Undertaker 733 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:34,800 right through our table. 734 00:31:34,866 --> 00:31:37,566 [Jim] I saw. I was there. Remember me, the guy with the black hat? 735 00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:42,100 All I know is that Orlando is one of the sites selected by the XFL 736 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,966 to be seeing action next February. 737 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:48,133 And look at the hard head of Rikishi. He didn't even feel the DDT. 738 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,600 [Lawler] I can't see his head for his butt, 739 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,800 but he could be the whole right side of an XFL line. Oh! 740 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,933 -[Jim] Super kick from the left side. -[Lawler] Oh, please. 741 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,966 -[Lawler] Look at this. -[Jim] And Rikishi, Samoan drop. 742 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:03,399 [Jim] The end may be near for The Game and his quest 743 00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:06,433 to gain more power and more stroke for the Intercontinental title. 744 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,633 [Lawler] Look out! 745 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:10,433 [Jim] Oh, this is not good. 746 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,033 Triple H being manhandled in this last exchange 747 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,066 by the 424-pound Intercontinental Champion. 748 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,600 [Lawler] Stephanie, stay away. 749 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:21,433 [Lawler] You know Rikishi would love to give a Stink Face to Stephanie. 750 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,500 [Jim] Rikishi and Triple H down here on the outside, 751 00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:26,000 exchanging those right hands. 752 00:32:26,066 --> 00:32:29,066 It seems as if Rikishi has the upper hand here, 753 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,833 but right back comes The Game. 754 00:32:30,899 --> 00:32:32,000 [Lawler] Yeah. 755 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:36,033 [Jim] Referee Tim White using his count in the background. 756 00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:39,133 [Jim] Both men oblivious to the count, 757 00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:42,066 and Rikishi rolling back in, but did he beat the count? 758 00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:43,500 [crowd booing] 759 00:32:43,566 --> 00:32:44,833 [Lawler] What's happening? 760 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,166 -[crowd cheering] -[Jim] Hey wait, there's Jericho. 761 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:49,466 [Lawler] What is he-- Oh! 762 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:51,333 [Jim] Oh, Chris Jericho. 763 00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:53,966 I think we got a double count-out with Jericho. 764 00:32:54,033 --> 00:32:55,233 [Lawler] What is he doing here? 765 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,500 [Jim] He's shoved The Game back to the ring. 766 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,266 [Jim] I think Jericho-- Oh, my god. 767 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:03,899 Jericho wants The Game as badly as The Game wants Jericho. 768 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,699 [both] Oh no. 769 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:06,866 [Lawler] Look at that idiot. 770 00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:09,366 [Jim] Jericho likes what he's seeing here. 771 00:33:09,433 --> 00:33:11,333 -[Lawler] No! -Oh for the-- 772 00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:13,000 [Lawler] JR, get up there and stop this. 773 00:33:13,066 --> 00:33:15,233 [Jim] Watch out! Stink Face. 774 00:33:15,733 --> 00:33:16,800 [Lawler] Stephanie! 775 00:33:16,866 --> 00:33:20,033 [Jim] Triple H's nose is all the way in the Grand Canyon, 776 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,533 and Stephanie is heartbroken. 777 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,500 [Lawler] Oh, no, kissing Triple H tonight might be worth it. 778 00:33:25,566 --> 00:33:27,800 Stephanie already kissed Y2J. 779 00:33:28,766 --> 00:33:30,533 [Lawler] Can you imagine his breath? 780 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,166 [Jim] Again, Chris Jericho is-- 781 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:37,533 Goes one up on The Game and Rikishi loves it. 782 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,699 [Lawler] Not funny. 783 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:39,866 Look out! 784 00:33:39,933 --> 00:33:43,300 [Jim] Everybody's enjoying it but The Game and his wife. 785 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,766 [Lawler] Now, look at this. 786 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:48,433 [Jim] Rikishi's buddies too cool. 787 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,033 [Lawler] I think, you know how you smell what The Rock is cooking, 788 00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:54,466 I think Triple H can smell what Rikishi's been eating. 789 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,500 [Lawler gags] 790 00:33:57,533 --> 00:34:00,633 [Jim] This capacity crowd here in Orlando on their feet. 791 00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:03,333 [Lawler] Wait, wait. Can things get any worse? 792 00:34:03,399 --> 00:34:05,566 Now we're gonna have to watch this dance? 793 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:08,266 [Jim] Rikishi got his dancing goggles on. 794 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,866 [Jim] He's getting right. 795 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,766 [Lawler] Triple H should have had those on along with a gas mask. 796 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,233 [Lawler] Oh. 797 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:21,033 -[Jim] King, get up there and dance. -Oh, sit down, JR. You look so foolish. 798 00:34:23,699 --> 00:34:24,733 [Jim] Too cool. 799 00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:29,466 Rikishi dancing their way into the hearts of the WWE fans, 800 00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:32,766 and the tag team titles are gonna be on the line tonight, 801 00:34:32,833 --> 00:34:37,466 The Undertaker and Kane meet Edge and Christian, a heartbeat away. 802 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,733 [Jim] We're back, ladies and gentlemen. 803 00:34:41,799 --> 00:34:44,799 And once again, Chris Jericho scores against The Game. 804 00:34:44,866 --> 00:34:48,433 It was a double count out against Rikishi for the Intercontinental title 805 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,900 and Triple H trying to leave but Jericho saw him, 806 00:34:50,966 --> 00:34:54,033 would have nothing of that, and then that led to a Stink Face. 807 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:58,066 [Lawler] When is Jericho gonna quit being a nightmare for Triple H? 808 00:34:58,133 --> 00:35:02,600 Look at from behind comes Rikishi, and then, oh, like you said. 809 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:04,100 Oh, look at that sick smile. 810 00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:06,533 [Lawler] JR, it was horrible. 811 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,866 [Jim] Can you imagine what that smells like? The humiliation. 812 00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:14,066 Stephanie McMahon must be thinking she's got to kiss her husband good night, 813 00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,500 but how can she? 814 00:35:15,566 --> 00:35:17,600 [Lawler] It's bad enough she had to kiss Jericho, 815 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,766 but when she kisses Triple H good night… 816 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,900 I'm not gonna say it. 817 00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:24,666 it might be a piece of corn or something. Oh, it's gonna be awful. 818 00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:26,400 -[Jim] Jericho-- -[indistinct shouting] 819 00:35:26,466 --> 00:35:27,566 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 820 00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:28,966 [indistinct shouting] 821 00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:30,333 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 822 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,799 I'll put Jericho in a handicap match. 823 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:34,166 -Jericho… -I'm listening. 824 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,066 Facing X-Pac and Road Dogg in a handicap match. 825 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:39,799 That make you feel a little better? 826 00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:42,666 -Yeah, that makes me feel a little better. -One provision though. 827 00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:43,766 You don't interfere. 828 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:47,666 If you do, your match with Jericho and Fully Loaded is out the window. 829 00:35:47,766 --> 00:35:49,066 No questions asked. 830 00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:50,433 -Dogg and X-Pac. -Dogg and X-Pac. 831 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:52,000 -Against Jericho. -Handicapped. 832 00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:55,000 I can wait until the pay-per-view. 833 00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:56,566 And I'm not gonna need to interfere. 834 00:35:56,633 --> 00:35:58,766 They're gonna take him apart, or what's left of him. 835 00:36:01,266 --> 00:36:02,133 [Lawler] Finally. 836 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,766 -[Jim] That's kind of some unusual-- -Finally, Foley got something right. 837 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,299 [Jim] I don't quite understand that. 838 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,733 [Lawler] Well, I guess he figured Triple H is about to kick his butt. 839 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,166 -[Jim] Huh. Strange. -[bell ringing] 840 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,666 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 841 00:36:15,733 --> 00:36:17,366 Making his way to the ring, 842 00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:19,100 being accompanied by Lita, 843 00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,033 from Cameron, North Carolina, 844 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,933 weighing in at 217 pounds, 845 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,266 Jeff Hardy! 846 00:36:28,766 --> 00:36:31,866 [Lawler] Well JR, Twix presents Fully Loaded. 847 00:36:31,933 --> 00:36:33,733 Twix, it's all in the mix. 848 00:36:33,799 --> 00:36:37,433 Fully Loaded comes live from the sold out Reunion Arena 849 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,100 in Dallas, Texas, on Sunday, July 23. 850 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,966 [Jim] Can't wait to get in the Lone Star state. 851 00:36:44,033 --> 00:36:45,900 This should be a great match up here as well. 852 00:36:45,966 --> 00:36:48,500 [announcer] His opponent, being accompanied by Trish Stratus, 853 00:36:48,566 --> 00:36:50,500 from Las Vegas, Nevada, 854 00:36:50,566 --> 00:36:53,233 weighing in at 244 pounds, 855 00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:55,033 Val Venis! 856 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:55,933 [Lawler] Woo-hoo! 857 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,966 [Jim] Val Venis has a business relationship with Trish. 858 00:36:59,033 --> 00:36:59,966 You can see her. 859 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,500 [Lawler] She makes a lovely couple. 860 00:37:01,566 --> 00:37:05,033 [Jim] She's also managing the team of T & A, Test & Albert. 861 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,966 [Jim] And certainly on Heat last night on the USA Network, 862 00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:10,466 we saw a six person tag, 863 00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:14,166 the Hardys and Lita against the T & A and Trish. 864 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:19,766 And not a very positive outcome for the Hardys and Lita, we should add. 865 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,299 [Lawler laughs] Sorry about your luck, Lita. 866 00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,233 [bell ringing] 867 00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:25,633 [Jim] So Jeff Hardy and Val Venis 868 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,966 on a night where titles are going to be decided, 869 00:37:28,033 --> 00:37:30,133 including the WWE title. 870 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,333 Shane McMahon will display that McMahon courage, King, 871 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,000 that McMahon athleticism, 872 00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:40,400 you know he's got it in him to challenge The Rock for the WWE title. 873 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:42,799 [Lawler] JR, you're pushing it. 874 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:47,166 [Lawler] You're loving this, aren't you? You got a big smile on your face. 875 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:49,133 You look like Y2J a minute ago. 876 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,100 Whoa! 877 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:54,866 [Jim] I'll tell you what, Y2J has gotten totally under the skin of The Game. 878 00:37:55,366 --> 00:37:56,566 [Lawler] Look out, Val. 879 00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:59,233 [Jim] Nice elevation by Jeff Hardy On Val Venis. 880 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:00,700 Jeff Hardy. Oh my! 881 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,533 [Jim] Somersault contact right over the top, 882 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,333 another death-defying move 883 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,299 by this young daredevil from North Carolina. 884 00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:11,033 [Lawler] Come on, tell it like it is. He's an idiot. 885 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:12,700 [Jim] I don't think that whatsoever. 886 00:38:12,766 --> 00:38:15,866 -Are you kidding me? Look at this. -[Jim] Look at this agility. 887 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,366 -[Jim] Jeff up on the… -Oh, my. 888 00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:22,633 [Jim] Walking the railing there, came right back in Val Venis' face. 889 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:26,233 [Jim] And Jeff Hardy breaking the referee's count there, 890 00:38:26,299 --> 00:38:27,466 if there was one. 891 00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:29,600 -Look out, look out. -[Lawler] Oh, boy. There you go. 892 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:33,000 [Jim] Face first into the steps with Jeff Hardy at the hands of Val Venis. 893 00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:35,400 [Lawler] JR, when you try all of these, what do you call it? 894 00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:38,366 Death defying maneuvers. A few of them aren't going to work. 895 00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:40,633 [Jim] You're right. That's why they call them high risk. 896 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,799 As Lita tries to get a closer look. 897 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:47,366 Lita knows all about T & A and Trish Stratus. 898 00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,366 And look at the power here of Val Venis. 899 00:38:49,433 --> 00:38:51,299 Nice standing vertical suplex by Val. 900 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:54,733 [Jim] Now looking for the three. There's the lateral press. 901 00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:56,900 And Jeff Hardy listening for the count. 902 00:38:56,966 --> 00:38:57,966 Able to kick-out. 903 00:38:58,033 --> 00:39:00,600 [Lawler] Did you say Lita knows about T& A? 904 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,233 [Jim] She got very familiar with them in Heat last night, and Trish. 905 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:08,166 [Lawler] Well, if Lita knows so much about T & A, she should show it. 906 00:39:08,233 --> 00:39:09,733 [Lawler laughs] Get it? 907 00:39:09,799 --> 00:39:11,633 Go! Go, Val! Go! 908 00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,833 [Lawler] You got to give it to Val Venis. 909 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,600 I mean, he's got this new attitude, 910 00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:20,299 he's got this new business relationship with Trish Stratus and-- 911 00:39:20,366 --> 00:39:22,533 [Jim] What's wrong with the business relation? 912 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,299 'Course, you can't have one with a female. 913 00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,299 -[Lawler] What? Are you kidding me? -There's some perverse here. 914 00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,966 [Lawler] I used to get fan mail from Wilt Chamberlain. 915 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,000 Tell me. 916 00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:33,799 [Jim] I'd like to read some of those letters sometime. 917 00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:35,666 But that's another issue for another day. 918 00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:38,700 As Jeff Hardy goes to the far side and is promptly knocked down. 919 00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:40,466 A couple of elbows by Val Venis, 920 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:44,866 looking for bigger and better things in the WWE, like WWE Gold. 921 00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:47,600 And look at the aggressive streak of Val Venis, 922 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:48,966 who has never been better 923 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:52,666 under the business arrangement he has with Trish. 924 00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:55,700 -[Lawler] Never been better. -And a cover, and Jeff Hardy-- 925 00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:57,966 [Lawler] I'll tell you something that's getting better. 926 00:39:58,033 --> 00:39:59,466 Finally, Foley came his senses. 927 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:00,566 You know what? 928 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:04,766 The more I think about it, this is exactly what Y2J Jericho deserves. 929 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:08,333 He deserves to be put in a handicap match against Road Dogg and X-Pac. 930 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,000 [Jim] I don't understand that booking at all. 931 00:40:11,066 --> 00:40:13,533 Jericho versus DX by himself? 932 00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:16,666 I just don't understand Mick's logic, what he's thinking. 933 00:40:16,733 --> 00:40:19,333 And this is a submission move here by Val Venis. 934 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,466 He's now on his shoulders. 935 00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:23,000 -Val's on the shoulders. -[Lawler] Look out! Look out! 936 00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:26,033 [Jim] And Val had to break his own hold to get pinned there. 937 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,533 [Lawler] Getting back to Mick Foley, I think I got it figured out, JR. 938 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,733 [Jim] What is it? 939 00:40:30,799 --> 00:40:33,000 [Lawler] He's intimidated by The Game, and rightfully so. 940 00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:34,933 [Jim] I don't think so. I don't believe that. 941 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,900 Mick Foley is not intimidated by nothing. 942 00:40:36,966 --> 00:40:42,366 Hell in a Cell, we've seen the things Mick has gone through over the years. 943 00:40:42,433 --> 00:40:44,033 Another cover, leg is hooked. 944 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,766 [Lawler] That was when he was a wrestler. Now he's a commissioner. 945 00:40:46,866 --> 00:40:50,100 You know commissioners are easily intimidated. [laughs shortly] 946 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:51,866 [Jim] Well, I just don't think 947 00:40:51,933 --> 00:40:54,666 Mick Foley could be intimidated by anyone or anything. 948 00:40:55,233 --> 00:40:56,533 A right hand by Val Venis. 949 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,733 Another knockdown of high-flying Jeff Hardy, 950 00:40:58,799 --> 00:41:00,799 who has obviously been grounded here. 951 00:41:00,866 --> 00:41:04,200 And Jeff's got to find some way to get this pace quickened, 952 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:07,933 because Val Venis is too big and too strong, it would seem, 953 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,566 for Jeff to go toe-to-toe with. 954 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:13,033 [Lawler] I wish Jeff would just find one hair color and stick with it. 955 00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:16,133 [referee] Come on, get him out. It's gotta be-- 956 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,600 [Jim] Val Venis, trying to stay grounded here, 957 00:41:19,666 --> 00:41:21,733 and Jeff Hardy fighting back. 958 00:41:21,799 --> 00:41:24,133 Right hands by Jeff Hardy, little flurry there, 959 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,866 and quickly it's set down by the sleeper. 960 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:30,033 [Lawler] Reverse. Oh, look at this! 961 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:33,066 [Jim] And Jeff Hardy now with The Sleeper, but not for long. 962 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:35,333 -Oh, a power bomb. -[Lawler] Nice. 963 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,733 [Jim] The leg is hooked and we'll get three-- 964 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:40,133 Oh, that's how close it is right there, you see it. 965 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,366 [Lawler] Come on, ref. What about this? 966 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,733 Come on, Teddy Long's an idiot. 967 00:41:43,799 --> 00:41:45,533 If you don't think that was a three count… 968 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,166 [Jim] Inches away from a three count. 969 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,866 [Lawler] That was ridiculous. That was a three count. 970 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:53,299 [Jim] It might have been a little deliberate, let's say. 971 00:41:53,366 --> 00:41:55,333 Let's give the official the benefit of the doubt. 972 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,299 Maybe it was a slow count. 973 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,066 [Lawler] Commissioner Foley should look into that. 974 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:01,066 That's what that commissioner should be doing. 975 00:42:01,133 --> 00:42:04,833 Only problem, Foley can't even count up to two using his ears. [laughs] 976 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,466 Oh, look at this. 977 00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:07,633 [Jim] And a takedown. 978 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,299 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. -And a springboard. 979 00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:12,000 -[Lawler] Watch this quick count. -[referee] One, two… 980 00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:13,433 [Jim] And Val Venis' feet-- 981 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,100 Do you think that count was quick? I don't think so. 982 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:18,533 I thought it was very deliberate, the same as the last time. 983 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,799 [Lawler, mockingly] Deliberately slow. 984 00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:22,233 [Jim] Why don't you jump up there? 985 00:42:22,299 --> 00:42:24,433 You got the tights and everything on for referee. 986 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,566 [Lawler] Well, if he makes another bad call like that, I will. 987 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,866 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Twist of Fate! 988 00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:34,333 -[Jim] Twist of Fate. -[crowd cheering] 989 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,966 Jeff Hardy just hit Val with the Twist of Fate. 990 00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:38,500 [Lawler] Trish-- 991 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,133 [Lawler] Trish, things are looking bleak. 992 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,000 [Jim] The end could be near. 993 00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:44,566 -[Lawler] Oh! -The Swanton! 994 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:46,466 [Lawler] He got it. Look at Trish! 995 00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:49,100 -[referee] Hey, get down. -[Lawler] Now I could be the referee. 996 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,733 I'll go talk to-- Hey! 997 00:42:50,799 --> 00:42:53,400 [Jim] Lita just jerked-- Look at Tazz. Where did he come from? 998 00:42:53,466 --> 00:42:54,933 [Lawler] What is Tazz doing in there? 999 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,900 [Jim] Taz, he's-- He's choking. 1000 00:42:56,966 --> 00:42:57,799 Hey, look out! 1001 00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,100 The referee is on the outside for the ladies. 1002 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,233 -[Lawler] Look at Taz! -Tazz just choked out-- 1003 00:43:02,299 --> 00:43:04,700 [Jim] What the hell is up with Tazz? 1004 00:43:04,766 --> 00:43:05,733 What is he thinking? 1005 00:43:06,466 --> 00:43:08,000 Where's Taz coming from? 1006 00:43:09,466 --> 00:43:10,400 [Lawler] Now, Lita. 1007 00:43:10,466 --> 00:43:13,666 [Jim] Jeff Hardy's been incapacitated by Tazz. 1008 00:43:13,733 --> 00:43:15,466 [Lawler] Now the money shot. Whoa! 1009 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:18,799 [Jim] Money shot, driving the air right out of Jeff Hardy. 1010 00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:21,633 -[bell ringing] -[Lawler] I think Tazz did that. [laughs] 1011 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,733 [Jim] Look at Trish smiling. 1012 00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:26,366 [announcer] Here is your winner, Val Venis! 1013 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,133 [Lawler] That put a smile on my face, too. 1014 00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:33,799 [Jim] I cannot believe the-- What is the motivation of Tazz? 1015 00:43:35,299 --> 00:43:37,600 [Lawler] I don't know the motivation, but I know one thing, 1016 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,100 he's making himself known. [laughs] 1017 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:41,900 [Jim] He certainly is. What's up with Tazz is what I want to know. 1018 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,366 [Jim] You're looking live, in Times Square in WWE, New York. 1019 00:43:46,433 --> 00:43:52,366 Another big party night for all the great fans inside WWE New York. 1020 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:54,933 -[Jim] And I'll tell you what-- -Hey, look! 1021 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,266 -[Jim] The little she-devil's there. -The horny little she-devil. 1022 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,766 [Lawler] It's Terri! 1023 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,900 [Jim] Terri in WWE New York tonight. 1024 00:44:01,966 --> 00:44:02,833 But she's not alone, 1025 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:05,966 because there you see the mayor of New York City, 1026 00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:07,799 with Rudolph Giuliani. 1027 00:44:08,466 --> 00:44:10,466 [Lawler] The mayor's at WWE New York. 1028 00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,799 [Jim] And the mayor's not coming along, by the way. 1029 00:44:12,866 --> 00:44:14,733 -[Lawler] Hey, that's his fiancée. -Oh, really? 1030 00:44:14,799 --> 00:44:18,033 -[Lawler] Woo-hoo. -The mayor is-- He's gonna party tonight. 1031 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,133 I can't wait to get my hands on him. 1032 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,700 it's Y2 alone versus you and the Dogg. 1033 00:44:22,766 --> 00:44:26,100 It's revenge for not only us, for Stephanie, and for Hunter tonight. 1034 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:27,833 -How about Mick Foley? -We tear him apart. 1035 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,466 Vincent did something intelligent. It's like Christmas in July. 1036 00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:33,600 [Jim] DX set to take on Jericho, next! 1037 00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:38,400 [Jim] We are live in Orlando, Florida, from WWE Raw tonight. 1038 00:44:38,466 --> 00:44:40,533 The tag team titles will be decided, 1039 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,133 The Undertaker and Kane meet Edge and Christian, 1040 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,100 but what about Shane McMahon, 1041 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:48,900 challenging The Rock for the WWE title tonight? 1042 00:44:48,966 --> 00:44:50,933 [humming] Goodness… 1043 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,900 Ah! What a prick. 1044 00:44:53,933 --> 00:44:55,000 Mick. Mick. 1045 00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:56,966 Pat. I was just thinking about you. 1046 00:44:57,033 --> 00:44:58,966 -Mick, please. It's about Shane McMahon. -Yeah. 1047 00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:00,600 You've got to help him. 1048 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,366 The poor kid just came out of the hospital. 1049 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,766 -I know. -It's his first day out. 1050 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:05,466 You've got to scratch the match. 1051 00:45:05,533 --> 00:45:07,466 He can't go in the ring against The Rock. 1052 00:45:07,533 --> 00:45:08,500 He's hurt. 1053 00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:10,600 He's crippled up. You have to have pity on him. 1054 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:11,933 I do. 1055 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,600 You do? Well? Good. You're gonna stop the match? 1056 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,866 -Let me see. Do the match, stop the match. -Please. 1057 00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,633 -Do the match… -Please have pity on him. 1058 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:19,866 -No! -Please. 1059 00:45:19,933 --> 00:45:22,799 [laughs] Pat, I've made my decision, and it's final! 1060 00:45:22,866 --> 00:45:24,333 Ow! Jesus! 1061 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,633 [laughs] So sorry about that. 1062 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,433 [in sing-song voice] Commissioner. 1063 00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:32,000 [Jim] Oh man, what a commissioner. 1064 00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:34,966 -[Lawler] And that's his final answer? -I think that was his final answer. 1065 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,366 [Jim] You can even phone a friend if you want. 1066 00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:39,766 [Jim] Oh, here comes DX, King. 1067 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:43,600 But unfortunately, without the Green Goddess, Tori. 1068 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,333 [Jim] Yeah. Thanks to-- Thanks to those damn Dudleys. 1069 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,533 You know, poor Tori, 1070 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,766 she suffered one of the worst Injuries that's ever been inflicted on, 1071 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,400 not just a female, but on anybody. 1072 00:45:54,466 --> 00:45:57,666 Her shoulder, well, at first we thought maybe it was just dislocated, 1073 00:45:57,733 --> 00:45:59,933 but she went to one of the best doctors in New York, 1074 00:46:00,066 --> 00:46:03,066 it's torn, completely out of the socket, she's gonna have to have surgery. 1075 00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:04,466 Her career might be ended. 1076 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,266 It's horrible! 1077 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:09,766 [Jim] We have got a handicap match here that Mick Foley has signed. 1078 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,700 I don't understand Mick's logic. 1079 00:46:11,766 --> 00:46:14,533 DX, X-Pac and Road Dogg, 1080 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,466 hell bent for leather here, 1081 00:46:16,533 --> 00:46:22,533 to take on Y2J, Chris Jericho in this two-on-one handicap match. 1082 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,533 [Lawler] This is absolutely the first… 1083 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,533 -I don't know how to describe it. -Cut the music! 1084 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,433 [Lawler] …right thing that Foley's done. 1085 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:32,833 [crowd cheering] 1086 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:38,000 Orlando, Florida, welcome to the Dogg house! 1087 00:46:40,566 --> 00:46:43,900 I said, you see it's me, me the D-O-Double G, 1088 00:46:43,966 --> 00:46:46,733 and always smiling with X to the P to the a to the C, 1089 00:46:46,799 --> 00:46:48,266 but you know that. 1090 00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,666 So let me think of some new words to spat. 1091 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,766 Y2Gay, this ain't your day. 1092 00:46:55,433 --> 00:46:58,799 You see, you called Stephanie McMahon Helmsley trash. 1093 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:00,966 What the-- 1094 00:47:01,033 --> 00:47:02,466 [crowd cheering] 1095 00:47:02,533 --> 00:47:04,466 [Lawler] Hey, among other things. 1096 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,400 [Road Dogg] What that says to me, 1097 00:47:09,466 --> 00:47:14,566 is that your mouth is writing checks that your sissy ass can't cash. 1098 00:47:14,633 --> 00:47:20,066 So if you ain't down with that, we've got two words for ya. 1099 00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:22,633 -[crowd] Suck it! -[Lawler laughs] 1100 00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,200 [Lawler] These people are stupid. 1101 00:47:24,266 --> 00:47:27,566 [Jim] I just don't understand this-- This match. 1102 00:47:27,633 --> 00:47:29,966 I don't know what Mick is thinking here, King. 1103 00:47:30,799 --> 00:47:32,566 [Lawler] Uh-oh. I hate this. 1104 00:47:32,633 --> 00:47:33,700 Hold your ears. 1105 00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:35,166 -[explosion] -[Lawler] Ow! 1106 00:47:35,233 --> 00:47:37,833 ["Break the Walls Down" playing] 1107 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:43,266 [Lawler] You know, I don't really like anything about Chris Jericho. 1108 00:47:44,066 --> 00:47:47,566 [Jim] You don't like the fact that he's young, that he's got good hair? 1109 00:47:47,633 --> 00:47:51,366 [Lawler] I don't like that big stupid fireworks explosion, it hurts my ears. 1110 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:56,400 And then he comes out here with his back to the audience, 1111 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,200 and now this, look, the back. 1112 00:47:59,266 --> 00:48:02,633 [Jim] Now, it sounds like Jerry Lawler's firecracker stand to me. 1113 00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:07,066 [Jim] Jericho, very cautious as he should be. 1114 00:48:07,133 --> 00:48:09,900 This is not going to be a very pretty match, 1115 00:48:09,966 --> 00:48:13,033 with Jericho against two world class athletes, 1116 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,066 perhaps the greatest tag team in the WWE. 1117 00:48:16,133 --> 00:48:17,900 [Lawler] You think this ain't gonna be pretty, 1118 00:48:17,966 --> 00:48:20,433 wait until you see what Triple H will say, JR. 1119 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,433 What is that? 1120 00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:23,433 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1121 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,966 [Jim] Our commissioner is back. 1122 00:48:26,533 --> 00:48:27,700 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1123 00:48:27,766 --> 00:48:31,633 I guess we're ready for one hell of a handicap match-up. 1124 00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,566 [Lawler] Yes. 1125 00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:34,133 But I got to thinking, 1126 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,866 with Triple H being so bullying and demonstrative, 1127 00:48:37,933 --> 00:48:41,466 I'm not sure I made myself completely clear, 1128 00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:44,600 so I'd like to take this opportunity to clear things up. 1129 00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:47,566 You see, I promised a handicap match. 1130 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,500 And we will see one. 1131 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:53,366 But it's not two against one. 1132 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:55,299 [Lawler] What? 1133 00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:58,200 [Lawler] Four against one? 1134 00:48:58,266 --> 00:49:01,766 It's three against two. 1135 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,633 -[crowd cheering] -[Jim] Three against two? 1136 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,366 [Lawler] What is he talking about? 1137 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:08,733 So X-Pac, Road Dogg, 1138 00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:13,266 you two gentlemen will be taking on Y2J. 1139 00:49:14,266 --> 00:49:15,600 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1140 00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,066 [Lawler] What-- What's he doing, JR? 1141 00:49:19,133 --> 00:49:22,733 And his tag team partners, The Acolytes. 1142 00:49:22,799 --> 00:49:24,333 -[Jim] Oh, my god. -What? 1143 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,533 [Jim] The Acolytes! 1144 00:49:26,066 --> 00:49:28,033 [Jim] And here come The Acolytes. 1145 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:34,066 DX getting all they can of Jericho. before The Acolytes get to the ring. 1146 00:49:34,133 --> 00:49:36,333 [Lawler] Wait, here they come. Look out! 1147 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:41,400 [Jim] Foley has done it again to Triple H and DX. 1148 00:49:41,466 --> 00:49:45,000 Oh, what a shot by Bob Bradshaw, knocking down the Road Dogg. 1149 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,000 [Lawler] I told you, Mick Foley's an idiot. 1150 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:49,266 [Jim] Faarooq from the outside with X-Pac. 1151 00:49:49,866 --> 00:49:51,433 [Lawler] Run away, guys. 1152 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,033 [Jim] It's three versus two. 1153 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:55,366 [Lawler] It's not fair. It's a handicap match. 1154 00:49:55,966 --> 00:49:57,133 Both sides aren't even. 1155 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,433 [Jim] I thought you liked the handicap idea. 1156 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,900 Mick Foley made the handicap match, I thought you liked it. 1157 00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,566 [Lawler] This is the wrong match. 1158 00:50:04,066 --> 00:50:05,233 Oh. 1159 00:50:05,933 --> 00:50:10,033 [Jim] Jericho knocking down the Road Dogg, and now knocking down X-Pac. 1160 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:13,666 [Jim] It is a three on two handicap match 1161 00:50:13,733 --> 00:50:16,466 as ordered by our commissioner, Mick Foley. 1162 00:50:16,533 --> 00:50:19,799 [Lawler mockingly] Our commissioner, Mick Foley. What more can he do? 1163 00:50:19,866 --> 00:50:23,899 [Jim] Triple H has got to be seething now, to see his adversary, 1164 00:50:23,966 --> 00:50:26,433 Chris Jericho, doing so well, 1165 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,866 [Jim] Spinning heel kick. There goes X-Pac. 1166 00:50:29,933 --> 00:50:31,866 That's a page out of X-Pac's book. 1167 00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:34,533 And then now, he gets chopped right back to the corner. 1168 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,033 [Lawler] Right, Jericho. You know, it was Jericho's fault 1169 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,100 that Triple H got the Stink Face earlier tonight. 1170 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:42,966 And now Triple H had to promise that he won't interfere in this match. 1171 00:50:43,633 --> 00:50:45,399 [Jim] It's got to be Jericho and Triple H. 1172 00:50:45,466 --> 00:50:49,533 They'll collide at Fully Loaded, ladies and gentlemen. 1173 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,166 The Reunion Arena is gonna be rocking on July 23, 1174 00:50:53,233 --> 00:50:55,166 it's sold out and has been for weeks. 1175 00:50:55,233 --> 00:50:57,100 [Lawler] Good shot. Get him now. 1176 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:59,100 [Jim] Oh, X-Pac caught in midair. 1177 00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:02,200 -[Lawler] Oh, no. Oh, my god! -Look at the strength of Bradshaw. My god. 1178 00:51:02,266 --> 00:51:04,566 -[Lawler] Look at this! -Fallaway slam. 1179 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:08,200 [Jim] Man, this Bradshaw is an animal. And so is Faarooq. 1180 00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:09,799 [Lawler] He's not a wolverine, is he? 1181 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:12,266 [Jim] No, I don't think so. He's bigger than a wolverine. 1182 00:51:12,966 --> 00:51:16,200 [Jim] Oh, now look at Faarooq but Bradshaw holding the Road Dogg. 1183 00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:19,066 Faarooq is nailing those right hands right to the heart. 1184 00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:22,233 [Lawler] Man. This is bad. This is real bad. 1185 00:51:22,299 --> 00:51:23,799 Triple H. Can you believe this? 1186 00:51:24,866 --> 00:51:26,833 [Jim] These Acolytes can manhandle anybody. 1187 00:51:26,899 --> 00:51:28,266 Oh. What another knockdown. 1188 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:31,200 And this time though, it's X-Pac. 1189 00:51:31,266 --> 00:51:32,166 Beautiful. 1190 00:51:32,233 --> 00:51:34,566 Perhaps out of desperation, but he got the shot in. 1191 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:36,500 [Lawler] How quick is X-Pac? You always say it. 1192 00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:38,333 -[Jim] Quicker than a hiccup. -[Lawler laughs] 1193 00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:40,766 [Jim] And now Faarooq, maybe he'll be… 1194 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:45,266 isolated into the DX corner, or at least the DX side of the ring. 1195 00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,566 [Lawler] Well, I'm telling you, this is sad. 1196 00:51:48,633 --> 00:51:50,200 Triple H, I guarantee you, 1197 00:51:50,266 --> 00:51:53,533 he had X-Pac and Road Dogg talked into destroying Y2J, 1198 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:58,666 and now Foley put The Acolytes out here with Jericho, isn't that right? 1199 00:51:58,733 --> 00:52:02,500 [Jim] So I guess you would say that The Commissioner has outsmarted The Game. 1200 00:52:02,566 --> 00:52:04,166 [Lawler] Oh man. 1201 00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:07,066 [Lawler] Ooh. My gosh. 1202 00:52:07,133 --> 00:52:09,033 -[Lawler] Ah! -Oh, man, a lot-- 1203 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:10,100 [Jim] What a power slam. 1204 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:12,299 [Lawler] Why do you grin when you say that? 1205 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,799 [Jim] Faarooq with a power slam. 1206 00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:19,033 And now looking to make a tag, and Jericho made the tag himself. 1207 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:20,333 [Lawler] Look at this. 1208 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,066 [Jim] Jericho with a knockdown on X-Pac and another right hand. 1209 00:52:25,133 --> 00:52:26,399 [Lawler] Oh, this Jericho. 1210 00:52:26,466 --> 00:52:29,466 [Jim] Maybe Jericho sees The Game in DX. 1211 00:52:29,533 --> 00:52:31,666 A shot to the back of the head by the Road Dogg. 1212 00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:33,266 [Lawler] There you go. Big shot. 1213 00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:34,200 Oh, no! 1214 00:52:34,266 --> 00:52:35,266 [crowd cheering] 1215 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,633 [Jim] Mistake by DX. 1216 00:52:39,299 --> 00:52:40,166 [Lawler] What? 1217 00:52:40,233 --> 00:52:42,899 [Jim] Pace quickens and a flying forearm by Jericho, 1218 00:52:42,966 --> 00:52:44,533 and down goes X-Pac. 1219 00:52:45,766 --> 00:52:46,833 [Lawler] Ah! 1220 00:52:46,899 --> 00:52:48,799 [Jim] DX in trouble. 1221 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:49,933 There's a cover. 1222 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,100 This should be-- But it's not all. 1223 00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:53,566 [Lawler] That was a quick count, you know it was. 1224 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:54,933 [Lawler] What? 1225 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,033 [Jim] You were kvetching about the officiating. 1226 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:59,433 [Lawler] I may have to start refereeing here, I don't know. 1227 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,433 Oh. 1228 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,266 [Jim] Nobody there for Jericho in the corner. 1229 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,299 [Lawler] Make yourself useful. Stand up and tell these people to shut up. 1230 00:53:06,366 --> 00:53:07,533 [Jim] I'll get right on that. 1231 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,266 Jericho looking for The Walls of Jericho. 1232 00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:11,833 -[Lawler] A million people-- -The Road Dogg again. 1233 00:53:11,899 --> 00:53:14,500 [Jim] Jericho had The Walls of-- Oh, my god. 1234 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:17,600 The clothesline from deep in the heart of Texas. 1235 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:20,200 [Lawler] I need an X ray to see what these people find in Y2J. 1236 00:53:20,266 --> 00:53:22,566 Let's face that he screwed Triple H-- Ah! 1237 00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:25,299 [Jim] Spinebuster by Faarooq. 1238 00:53:25,366 --> 00:53:27,533 X-Pac was looking for the Bronco Buster. 1239 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,066 -[Lawler] No! -The Lionsault! 1240 00:53:30,133 --> 00:53:31,500 [Jim] The leg is hooked. 1241 00:53:31,566 --> 00:53:33,266 -[Lawler] No! -And that's three. 1242 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,833 ["Break the Walls Down" playing] 1243 00:53:34,899 --> 00:53:37,433 [Lawler] Triple H, do you see what's happened? 1244 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:41,600 [announcer] Here are your winners, Chris Jericho and The Acolytes! 1245 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:42,666 [Jim] Oh, look. 1246 00:53:42,733 --> 00:53:44,733 Oh, Triple H is-- He's irate! 1247 00:53:44,799 --> 00:53:46,033 [Lawler] Ah! 1248 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:48,633 [Jim] Triple H has-- He's livid! 1249 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,733 He has lost it. 1250 00:53:51,266 --> 00:53:52,866 [Lawler] You can't blame him, JR. 1251 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,000 [Jim] Well, Triple H and Jericho, 1252 00:53:56,066 --> 00:54:00,733 they can get it on all they want at Fully Loaded later this month. 1253 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,733 [Jim] Yes, it was three on two. 1254 00:54:04,799 --> 00:54:06,533 And coming up next, 1255 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,733 The Undertaker and Kane, could they become the new team champions? 1256 00:54:11,799 --> 00:54:13,866 We'll find out, next. 1257 00:54:16,233 --> 00:54:18,433 -[Jim] We're back live… -Screwing around stops now. 1258 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,933 Foley's done. Y2J is done. [continues indistinctly] 1259 00:54:24,166 --> 00:54:25,733 [Jim] Where's Triple H going? 1260 00:54:25,799 --> 00:54:26,833 [Lawler] How do I know? 1261 00:54:26,899 --> 00:54:29,233 [Jim] Stephanie and Triple H are-- They're leaving. 1262 00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,833 ♪ You think you know me? ♪ 1263 00:54:30,899 --> 00:54:33,299 [Jim] Triple H was-- He was more than irate. 1264 00:54:33,366 --> 00:54:35,899 [Lawler] Maybe he's-- He needed to go somewhere to cool off. 1265 00:54:35,966 --> 00:54:38,466 He needs to calm down just a little bit. 1266 00:54:39,766 --> 00:54:42,366 [Jim] Ladies and gentlemen. last Thursday night on SmackDown, 1267 00:54:42,433 --> 00:54:46,166 it was Edge one-on-one versus Kane. 1268 00:54:46,233 --> 00:54:50,833 And this was a sad situation because Tazz-- 1269 00:54:50,899 --> 00:54:54,066 Boom! Not once-- Right-- Not-- Right here-- 1270 00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:56,066 Right in the head with a steel chair. 1271 00:54:56,133 --> 00:54:57,033 What is the-- 1272 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,399 What is Tazz thinking? 1273 00:54:58,466 --> 00:55:01,399 A double chair shot, and then a huge upset. 1274 00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:03,700 [Lawler] Yeah, I know Kane wasn't thinking anything, 1275 00:55:03,766 --> 00:55:06,333 and he got his shoulders pinned, one, two, three. 1276 00:55:06,399 --> 00:55:09,799 What a victory that was, thanks to Tazz. [laughs] 1277 00:55:10,466 --> 00:55:11,733 [Jim] These two young men from Toronto. 1278 00:55:11,799 --> 00:55:14,833 They really believe they're true Canadian heroes. 1279 00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:16,100 [Lawler] You know, in Canada, 1280 00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,633 they don't celebrate Independence Day like we do, you know. 1281 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,766 They have Canada Day. 1282 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:20,933 -[Jim] That's today. -Yeah. 1283 00:55:21,799 --> 00:55:22,799 First of all, 1284 00:55:24,366 --> 00:55:27,133 Mick Foley, for making us defend 1285 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,333 our World Wrestling Entertainment tag team titles tonight, 1286 00:55:30,966 --> 00:55:32,666 I just want to say, 1287 00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:36,933 that you have so scraped the bowels of suck-titude. 1288 00:55:37,966 --> 00:55:39,100 [Lawler] Suck-titude? 1289 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:41,100 Somebody change their diapers, quit whining. 1290 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:44,566 And secondly, as you all know, we're from Canada. 1291 00:55:46,133 --> 00:55:48,433 [Jim] Canada Day. There's nothing wrong with that. 1292 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,133 And even though we don't believe in Independence Day, 1293 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:57,166 we just want to wish all of you a very happy Fourth of July. 1294 00:55:58,799 --> 00:56:04,066 And especially to two guys in the back that we really, really like and respect, 1295 00:56:04,633 --> 00:56:06,200 The Undertaker and Kane. 1296 00:56:06,266 --> 00:56:07,433 [crowd cheering] 1297 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,266 -[Lawler] What? -Somebody kissing up. 1298 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:13,299 So for the benefit of those with flash photography, 1299 00:56:13,366 --> 00:56:14,566 [Lawler] Get your camera. 1300 00:56:14,633 --> 00:56:17,266 we call this new five second pose, 1301 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:20,033 "Kane, we're really sorry we bashed you in the head" 1302 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,500 "with chairs on SmackDown, 1303 00:56:21,566 --> 00:56:25,000 and Undertaker, you're a pretty cool guy, too." 1304 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:30,233 And we want this pose to symbolize the ending of this match. 1305 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,433 [Lawler] What is this gonna be? 1306 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,399 It should be great. Hey, look at this. 1307 00:56:36,399 --> 00:56:37,266 [Lawler] Hey! 1308 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,000 [Jim] Well, these guys are reaching for it. 1309 00:56:41,066 --> 00:56:43,166 They're trying to make some sort of peace. 1310 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,466 -[explosion] -[Lawler] Whoa! 1311 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:45,666 [Jim] I think! 1312 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:51,200 [Jim] With the tag team challengers, and here comes the big Red Machine. 1313 00:56:51,266 --> 00:56:54,833 He's got destruction and gold on his mind. 1314 00:56:54,899 --> 00:56:56,799 [Lawler] And he's got no sense of humor. 1315 00:56:56,866 --> 00:56:59,600 [announcer] The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, 1316 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,633 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment 1317 00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:03,833 Tag Team Championship. 1318 00:57:03,899 --> 00:57:05,666 Introducing the opponent, 1319 00:57:05,733 --> 00:57:07,733 the challengers first, 1320 00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:10,299 at 326 pounds, 1321 00:57:10,366 --> 00:57:11,700 Kane! 1322 00:57:11,766 --> 00:57:12,833 [Lawler] Look at this! 1323 00:57:12,899 --> 00:57:14,766 Edge still has that Kane mask on. 1324 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,566 If I were you, I might lose that mask. 1325 00:57:17,633 --> 00:57:19,733 [Jim] Three hundred and twenty six pounds. 1326 00:57:19,799 --> 00:57:21,066 -[explosion] -[Jim] Oh, my god. 1327 00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:23,766 [Jim] Up to seven feet tall, 1328 00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:27,833 and he could walk out of here as a tag team champion. 1329 00:57:27,899 --> 00:57:30,266 [Lawler] Christian, I think your hair's on fire. 1330 00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:33,933 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] 1331 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,933 [Lawler] Oh. 1332 00:57:35,299 --> 00:57:37,500 [Jim] Are you ready the for American Badass? 1333 00:57:37,566 --> 00:57:39,233 [Lawler] He's gone from bad to worse. 1334 00:57:39,299 --> 00:57:40,933 [motorcycle revving] 1335 00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:54,799 [Jim] If Kane is Famine, The Undertaker is Pestilence. 1336 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,500 [Jim] The Undertaker and Kane. 1337 00:57:58,666 --> 00:58:02,333 [Jim] We saw what they did last Monday on Raw. 1338 00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:08,066 They destroyed Edge and Christian in a non-title tag team match-up. 1339 00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:10,500 But tonight, gold is on the line, 1340 00:58:10,566 --> 00:58:13,033 and I don't like the young Canadian's chances 1341 00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:14,766 against The Undertaker and Kane. 1342 00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:16,200 [Lawler] I don't either. 1343 00:58:16,266 --> 00:58:18,799 Look at The Undertaker. He's like a man possessed. 1344 00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,866 Well, I guess he is, isn't he? Oh. 1345 00:58:21,733 --> 00:58:25,700 [Jim] The Undertaker got a foot coming in for the tag team titles on the line. 1346 00:58:27,033 --> 00:58:30,966 [Jim] And again, we have the WWE title to be decided tonight. 1347 00:58:31,033 --> 00:58:34,600 Shane McMahon has been deemed by the commissioner, 1348 00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:36,866 the number one contender for The Rock. 1349 00:58:36,933 --> 00:58:39,100 It will be The Rock and Shane McMahon. 1350 00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:40,566 Nobody there for The Undertaker. 1351 00:58:40,633 --> 00:58:42,633 [Lawler] Edge and Christian are gonna have to use 1352 00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,933 every bit of their speed and agility, like that. 1353 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,500 [Jim] Nice take down, the Neckbreaker, and there's a cover, 1354 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:52,899 and The Undertaker easily shoves Edge off, and then comes up and knocks him down. 1355 00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:56,733 [Jim] There's another cover, and their tag titles in jeopardy here. 1356 00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:59,500 [Lawler] You're right. The Undertaker and Kane are so much stronger, 1357 00:58:59,566 --> 00:59:01,933 so much more powerful than Edge and Christian. 1358 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,933 You guys are gonna have to really reach down to get something back for-- 1359 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,166 Remain champions tonight. 1360 00:59:06,233 --> 00:59:09,766 [Jim] Kane in 326, The Undertaker Is even bigger. 1361 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:10,799 [Lawler] Oh, no! 1362 00:59:10,866 --> 00:59:12,100 [Jim] The tilt-a-whirl. 1363 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,166 Oh, The Undertaker. 1364 00:59:13,233 --> 00:59:14,466 [Lawler] Look out! 1365 00:59:14,533 --> 00:59:17,266 [Jim] Powerslamming Edge, all the air out of him. 1366 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,399 And Christian made sure the three didn't go down. 1367 00:59:19,466 --> 00:59:21,700 -Watch your back! -[Jim] With that power, that may be-- 1368 00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:24,033 -[Lawler] Ooh. -[Jim] Come with a heavy price. 1369 00:59:24,866 --> 00:59:28,633 -[Jim] They double team The Undertaker. -[Lawler] It's their only hope. 1370 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,466 [Jim] Back into the neutral corner. 1371 00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:32,566 [Lawler] Stay in there, Edge. 1372 00:59:32,633 --> 00:59:34,833 [Jim] Edge and Christian make the exchange. 1373 00:59:36,966 --> 00:59:40,000 [Jim] Christian firing everything he's got at The Undertaker. 1374 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,666 [Jim] Kick right to the face, and one right back at ya. 1375 00:59:44,733 --> 00:59:45,966 [Lawler] Oh, no. 1376 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,666 [Jim] Undertaker tag over to Kane. 1377 00:59:48,733 --> 00:59:51,399 He comes in with bad intentions. 1378 00:59:51,466 --> 00:59:52,466 [Lawler] He's fired up. 1379 00:59:52,533 --> 00:59:55,000 He's remembered that double chair shot that he took from Edge. 1380 00:59:55,066 --> 00:59:55,966 [Jim] Absolutely. 1381 00:59:56,033 --> 00:59:58,100 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, one-handed. Did you see that? 1382 00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:00,233 -[Jim] That is skill-- Oh, my! -Oh! 1383 01:00:00,299 --> 01:00:03,000 Look at the power of Kane, Kane and The Undertaker. 1384 01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:06,600 [Lawler] Come on, Kane, they apologized before the match. 1385 01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:07,933 Didn't you hear them? Ah! 1386 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,200 Kane and The Undertaker-- Will it be Edge and Christian? 1387 01:00:11,033 --> 01:00:13,033 [Jim] Watch out for the little one. 1388 01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,500 [Lawler] I'll tell you this, Kane has no sense of humor. 1389 01:00:15,566 --> 01:00:16,500 Oh! Ooh. 1390 01:00:16,566 --> 01:00:17,566 [Jim] Double clothesline. 1391 01:00:17,633 --> 01:00:21,000 And now The Undertaker coming in to pick up the pieces. 1392 01:00:21,066 --> 01:00:22,299 [Jim] You got to believe this. 1393 01:00:22,366 --> 01:00:25,200 -This game is about over. -[Lawler] Look out! Uh-oh. 1394 01:00:25,266 --> 01:00:26,266 [Lawler] Don't tell me. 1395 01:00:27,766 --> 01:00:28,866 [Lawler] Wait a minute. 1396 01:00:28,933 --> 01:00:31,866 [Jim] Well, there's-- Oh, there's the King of the Ring, Kurt Angle. 1397 01:00:31,933 --> 01:00:34,100 And then set the right to the knee of The Undertaker. 1398 01:00:34,866 --> 01:00:35,700 [Lawler] What? 1399 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:38,933 [announcer] The winners of this match, as a result of a disqualification, 1400 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,966 Kane and The Undertaker! 1401 01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:42,600 [Jim] Kurt Angle with that set-- 1402 01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:45,966 [announcer] Still the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1403 01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:48,200 Edge and Christian! 1404 01:00:48,266 --> 01:00:50,299 [Lawler] Hey, they're still champions. 1405 01:00:50,366 --> 01:00:52,700 [Lawler] Look at Undertaker. Can't believe it. 1406 01:00:53,633 --> 01:00:57,133 [Jim] Kurt Angle, that set to the back of The Undertaker's knee. 1407 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,633 Kurt Angle saves his buddy's tag titles. 1408 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:03,100 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Wait a minute, guys. Undertaker, Kane-- 1409 01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,433 [Jim] A chokeslam from hell, but look at The Undertaker. 1410 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,933 You don't think-- Look at this. 1411 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,533 -[Jim] Oh, my…god! -Ah! 1412 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,866 [crowd cheering] 1413 01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:14,266 [Jim] The Undertaker calls it the Last Ride, 1414 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:19,233 and that was one hellacious Last Ride by the Undertaker. 1415 01:01:19,299 --> 01:01:21,033 [Lawler] He called it that for good reason, 1416 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,799 just ask poor Christian when he wakes up. 1417 01:01:24,366 --> 01:01:28,500 [Jim] Edge and Christian got an assist from their buddy Kurt Angle, 1418 01:01:28,566 --> 01:01:30,600 to save their tag team titles. 1419 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,200 But look at the carnage. 1420 01:01:32,733 --> 01:01:36,966 Look at the carnage displayed by The Undertaker and Kane. 1421 01:01:38,066 --> 01:01:39,433 Can they be stopped? 1422 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:42,000 ["You're Gonna Pay" playing] 1423 01:01:45,033 --> 01:01:46,433 [Lawler] I just hope Shane McMahon 1424 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,633 doesn't wind up laying in the middle of the ring, 1425 01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:51,133 stretched out like that at the hands of The Rock later. 1426 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,366 [Jim] And it could happen because Shane McMahon 1427 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:56,033 will challenge The Rock for the WWE title 1428 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:58,133 just a little bit later tonight. Here, live. 1429 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,500 [Jim] But I'll tell you what. 1430 01:02:00,566 --> 01:02:02,299 [Lawler] Well, we can't say thank goodness 1431 01:02:02,366 --> 01:02:05,000 that Kurt Angle arrived just in the nick of time. 1432 01:02:05,066 --> 01:02:06,133 Look at this. 1433 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,700 [Jim] Right on the back of the knee, 1434 01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:09,933 with that sucker right in front of the referee, 1435 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,566 a blatant disqualification. 1436 01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:13,133 And look at the Last Ride. 1437 01:02:13,633 --> 01:02:15,466 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. Oh. 1438 01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:18,633 [Jim] It's a hellacious ride with a badass ending. 1439 01:02:22,866 --> 01:02:26,166 [Jim] The WWE title will be on the line. 1440 01:02:26,233 --> 01:02:29,833 Will Shane McMahon experience carnage from The Rock? 1441 01:02:29,899 --> 01:02:31,266 We'll find out live. 1442 01:02:33,299 --> 01:02:34,733 [Jim] We're back in Orlando. 1443 01:02:34,799 --> 01:02:36,733 Earlier today, right here in Orlando, 1444 01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:39,500 a huge press conference introducing the XFL to Orlando. 1445 01:02:39,566 --> 01:02:43,000 We look forward to the opportunity on behalf of Marywood and city council, 1446 01:02:43,066 --> 01:02:44,633 we wanna welcome you all here. 1447 01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:46,100 We have a stadium. 1448 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,366 We want to put events in here. 1449 01:02:47,433 --> 01:02:49,233 We're embarking on the greatest football year 1450 01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:50,466 this stadium has ever seen. 1451 01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:53,133 This is gonna be a wonderful year for football here in Orlando. 1452 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,633 We're looking forward to it. 1453 01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:58,799 Our players will be paid to play, but they'll be paid more to win. 1454 01:02:58,866 --> 01:03:00,533 It's very specific. 1455 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,833 It's very straightforward, and it's pretty much the American way. 1456 01:03:03,899 --> 01:03:07,500 And we think that the fans out there will relate to the idea 1457 01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:09,566 that the players on the field 1458 01:03:09,633 --> 01:03:11,433 will determine which players earn more money, 1459 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:15,100 not those of us sitting in an office somewhere in advance of the season. 1460 01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:19,566 [Jim] And ladies and gentlemen, there you see Ton Veit, 1461 01:03:19,633 --> 01:03:23,799 the new general manager of the Orlando franchise of the XFL, 1462 01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:26,000 which begins play next February. 1463 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,166 [Lawler] What about Basil Devito? He's been working with the XFL. 1464 01:03:29,233 --> 01:03:31,933 So busy with that he hasn't had a chance to get to the barber shop. 1465 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,833 [Jim] Kurt Angle, the King of the Ring, 1466 01:03:33,899 --> 01:03:36,233 came in to make sure that his buddies Edge and Christian 1467 01:03:36,299 --> 01:03:38,000 did not lose their tag team titles. 1468 01:03:38,066 --> 01:03:39,766 Boom! Downstairs. 1469 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:41,833 What in the hell was Angle thinking? 1470 01:03:41,899 --> 01:03:43,633 [Lawler] What? They were smart, deliberate. 1471 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,866 Kurt, what have you done? 1472 01:03:44,933 --> 01:03:47,200 Michael, you're gonna have to be a little more specific. 1473 01:03:47,266 --> 01:03:49,200 Are we talking about the Olympic gold medal? 1474 01:03:49,266 --> 01:03:50,666 The Intercontinental Championship? 1475 01:03:50,733 --> 01:03:51,633 King of the Ring? 1476 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:53,399 I'm talking about The Undertaker. 1477 01:03:53,466 --> 01:03:55,133 Wait a minute. What are you talking about? 1478 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,399 Well, you just cost The Undertaker the WWE tag team titles. 1479 01:03:58,466 --> 01:04:01,100 You angered a real American Badass. 1480 01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:02,533 Wait a minute. You're say-- 1481 01:04:03,233 --> 01:04:05,366 You're saying I angered The Undertaker? 1482 01:04:05,433 --> 01:04:07,233 You're saying it, I'm not. I didn't say that. 1483 01:04:07,299 --> 01:04:09,533 I was just helping out my friends, Edge and Christian. 1484 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,399 If The Undertaker thinks I offended him, 1485 01:04:11,466 --> 01:04:13,333 if he's watching, even if he's not watching. 1486 01:04:13,399 --> 01:04:16,100 I want him to know right now that I did not mean to offend him, 1487 01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:19,399 and I give him my deepest, most sincere apologies. 1488 01:04:19,466 --> 01:04:20,766 I mean, I am a man of integrity. 1489 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:21,966 I would never do that. 1490 01:04:22,033 --> 01:04:24,533 And furthermore, you know what? This interview's over. 1491 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:25,666 [Lawler] He's a gentleman. 1492 01:04:25,733 --> 01:04:28,333 [Jim] Yeah. He just realized what he stepped in. 1493 01:04:28,399 --> 01:04:31,399 He stepped in it, and tracked it right into the house. 1494 01:04:31,466 --> 01:04:33,799 -He didn't mean to offend anybody. -[Jim] Oh, right. 1495 01:04:33,866 --> 01:04:34,799 [Lawler] Hey, baby! 1496 01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:38,233 [Jim] Well, ladies and gentlemen, last night on Heat, 1497 01:04:38,299 --> 01:04:40,399 Dean Malenko, the light heavyweight champion, 1498 01:04:40,466 --> 01:04:44,633 issued a challenge to anyone in the locker room area. 1499 01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:47,733 He thought it was gonna be a man, King, but it wasn't. 1500 01:04:47,799 --> 01:04:51,066 It was Jackie, and Jackie wanted a piece of the Light Heavyweight Champion. 1501 01:04:51,133 --> 01:04:57,000 I was talking about manhood, not somebody from the hood. 1502 01:04:57,899 --> 01:04:59,266 -[crowd gasps] -[Lawler] Uh-oh! 1503 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,333 [Jim] And that was rather insulting to Jackie, 1504 01:05:01,399 --> 01:05:04,366 who just slapped the taste out of the light heavyweight champion's mouth. 1505 01:05:04,433 --> 01:05:08,200 There you see some of the action on Heat last night, 1506 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,700 and I don't think that Richard Malenko 1507 01:05:10,766 --> 01:05:14,433 is going to ever forget his encounter with Jacqueline, 1508 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:18,299 even though he won the match using his Texas Cloverleaf. 1509 01:05:18,366 --> 01:05:21,966 [Lawler] I don't think Jackie was ever gonna forget Dean Malenko either. 1510 01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:29,433 You know last night had to be probably the lowest point in my career. 1511 01:05:31,366 --> 01:05:33,433 You see, Jackie, what you need to know, 1512 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:37,033 is, I don't wrestle against women. 1513 01:05:38,033 --> 01:05:40,766 I wrestle with women. 1514 01:05:41,266 --> 01:05:43,633 [Lawler laughs] Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 1515 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,766 So to redeem myself this evening, 1516 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,066 [Lawler] You want to wrestle? 1517 01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:49,799 I would like to defend this light heavyweight title 1518 01:05:49,866 --> 01:05:51,500 against anybody. 1519 01:05:51,566 --> 01:05:55,666 Big, small, tough, hardcore, softcore. 1520 01:05:55,733 --> 01:05:56,833 I don't care who the-- 1521 01:05:56,899 --> 01:05:58,200 ["Slow Death" playing] 1522 01:05:58,266 --> 01:06:00,399 [Jim] Well, Malenko fancies himself as a ladies man, 1523 01:06:00,466 --> 01:06:02,933 and here comes Crash Holly. 1524 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,200 [Lawler] Crash! 1525 01:06:04,266 --> 01:06:05,833 [Jim] Elroy himself was gonna 1526 01:06:05,899 --> 01:06:08,166 take up the challenge of the light heavyweight champion, 1527 01:06:08,233 --> 01:06:12,533 and I am only assuming this is for the light heavyweight title. 1528 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,366 [Lawler] Well, I think Malenko said he'd defend the title against anybody. 1529 01:06:16,433 --> 01:06:19,933 Big, small, hardcore, softcore. Whoo! 1530 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,200 [Jim] Crash Holly is in love with that hardcore title, 1531 01:06:22,266 --> 01:06:24,799 which is currently held by Steve Blackman. 1532 01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:27,033 As much as Triple H has been obsessed. 1533 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,266 I don't… No, I better correct myself. 1534 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:33,533 [Jim] No one is as obsessed with gold as Triple H and the WWE title. 1535 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,399 [Lawler] Have you found out yet where Triple H went? 1536 01:06:36,466 --> 01:06:40,066 [Jim] You know, I have been a little busy, just sitting here with you all the time. 1537 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:41,533 The guy in the black hat, remember? 1538 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,666 I would blame Triple H if he never came back here. 1539 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:46,066 [Jim] Oh, he maybe-- Who says he's not coming back? 1540 01:06:46,133 --> 01:06:47,100 Who knows? 1541 01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:50,233 Crash Holly got a chance to become a light heavyweight champion here. 1542 01:06:50,299 --> 01:06:51,866 [Lawler] Hey, hey, nice dress. 1543 01:06:51,933 --> 01:06:54,333 [Jim] The same thing that Shane McMahon has a chance 1544 01:06:54,399 --> 01:06:57,700 to become the WWE champion tonight, against The Rock. 1545 01:06:58,399 --> 01:07:00,133 [Lawler] Uh-oh. Look at this. 1546 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,666 [Jim] Malenko breaks the back, and both men going for a Neckbreaker. 1547 01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:05,466 -They both-- -[Lawler] Who got who? 1548 01:07:06,533 --> 01:07:08,566 [Jim] Both men wrestling for that Neckbreaker. 1549 01:07:10,633 --> 01:07:12,000 [Jim] And Malenko-- 1550 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,566 In a predicament here, countered by Crash. 1551 01:07:15,633 --> 01:07:17,366 And we have got a great crowd here tonight. 1552 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,000 There's the inside cradle. 1553 01:07:19,633 --> 01:07:21,733 -[Lawler] That's a rude crowd tonight. -[Jim] I don't know about that. 1554 01:07:21,799 --> 01:07:23,033 We're gonna be in Fort Lauderdale 1555 01:07:23,100 --> 01:07:25,933 tomorrow night on July 4 at the National Car Rental Center. 1556 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,366 [Lawler] They're better behaved in Fort Lauderdale. 1557 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:32,333 [Jim] And there's the power slam. The leg is hooked and-- 1558 01:07:32,866 --> 01:07:34,233 Nice near fall. 1559 01:07:34,299 --> 01:07:35,799 King, not to mention this Sunday 1560 01:07:35,866 --> 01:07:38,200 we're going to be in Sacramento, California at ARCO Arena, 1561 01:07:38,266 --> 01:07:41,666 and in Kansas City on Saturday, July 15 at Kemper. 1562 01:07:41,733 --> 01:07:44,066 -[Lawler] Bad landing. -[Jim] That ain't gonna be good for Crash. 1563 01:07:44,133 --> 01:07:45,766 Crash got in the ropes quickly 1564 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:49,799 because that Texas Cloverleaf submission move was upcoming. 1565 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:54,000 [crowd chanting] Let's go, Elroy! 1566 01:07:54,066 --> 01:07:56,299 [Lawler] Oh, we got a "Let's go Elroy" chant. Hey. 1567 01:07:56,366 --> 01:07:58,466 [Jim] And got a roll up and Elroy Got a near fall. 1568 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,366 -[crowd chanting] Let's go, Elroy! -[Lawler] My boy, Elroy. 1569 01:08:01,433 --> 01:08:03,566 [Jim] Elroy loved that hardcore title and I'm sorry to say 1570 01:08:03,633 --> 01:08:05,433 that he's out of the hunt for that. 1571 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,966 But he's here for the light heavyweight gold. 1572 01:08:08,033 --> 01:08:10,533 A lot of great light heavyweights in the WWE. 1573 01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:12,833 -[referee] One, two, three. -[Jim] And there's a power bomb, 1574 01:08:12,899 --> 01:08:14,600 and a cover, and that'll do it. 1575 01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:17,200 -[Lawler] I bet Elroy thinks he got hit-- -[announcer] Here is your winner, 1576 01:08:17,266 --> 01:08:23,766 and still World Wrestling Entertainment light heavyweight champion, Dean Malenko! 1577 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:26,800 -[Lawler] What is this? -There's Jackie and Ivory. 1578 01:08:27,433 --> 01:08:30,266 -[Lawler] What are they doing? -I don't know what they're doing. 1579 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,466 [Jim] Well, I know what Jackie's doing. 1580 01:08:32,533 --> 01:08:35,266 Jackie just nailed Malenko from behind, just like Ivory. 1581 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:37,000 [Lawler] Look at this. It's like Ebony and Ivory. 1582 01:08:37,066 --> 01:08:40,566 [Jim] I said Malenko fancies himself as a ladies man. 1583 01:08:40,633 --> 01:08:43,866 [Lawler] This is not what he's talking about when he said he wrestles with women. 1584 01:08:43,933 --> 01:08:46,899 -[Jim] I think you're right. -He got him the high heels. 1585 01:08:46,966 --> 01:08:48,066 [Lawler] Look at this! 1586 01:08:48,133 --> 01:08:50,700 [Jim] This is not what the professor had in mind. 1587 01:08:50,766 --> 01:08:51,633 [Lawler] The heck? 1588 01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,466 [Jim] And look at Jackie and Ivory, 1589 01:08:54,733 --> 01:08:56,166 taking out their anger 1590 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:57,399 [Lawler] Girls, get your man. 1591 01:08:58,099 --> 01:08:59,433 on Dean Malenko. 1592 01:09:01,566 --> 01:09:02,566 [Lawler] Wow. 1593 01:09:02,633 --> 01:09:04,166 [Jim] And now these… 1594 01:09:04,233 --> 01:09:06,133 [Lawler] What is up with Jackie and Ivory? 1595 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,200 [Jim] I think Malenko's offended them. 1596 01:09:09,266 --> 01:09:10,733 [Lawler] Oh no, wait a minute. 1597 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:13,833 ♪ Lady ♪ 1598 01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:16,166 ♪ You're my knight in shining armor ♪ 1599 01:09:16,233 --> 01:09:20,166 Mr. Commissioner. Mr. Commissioner. Are you sure you want to make this match? 1600 01:09:20,233 --> 01:09:21,433 Yes I am, Gerald. 1601 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,466 The Rock versus Shane McMahon. 1602 01:09:23,533 --> 01:09:26,066 -Don't you know who Shane McMahon is? -Yes, I do. 1603 01:09:26,133 --> 01:09:28,566 Shane is the King of Sting. 1604 01:09:28,633 --> 01:09:30,500 [spits and laughs] 1605 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:32,133 Come on, Commissioner. 1606 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,333 -He's a giant killer. -[laughs] A giant killer. 1607 01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:39,166 He's like a wounded animal, and you know how a wounded animal is. 1608 01:09:40,033 --> 01:09:40,866 No, I don't. 1609 01:09:40,933 --> 01:09:42,066 Yes, you do. 1610 01:09:42,133 --> 01:09:42,966 No, I don't. 1611 01:09:43,033 --> 01:09:44,000 Yes, you do! 1612 01:09:44,066 --> 01:09:45,533 No, I don't! 1613 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,300 Yes, you do! 1614 01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:48,933 -Yes, I do! -No, you don't! 1615 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,366 [laughs] Got you. 1616 01:09:50,433 --> 01:09:51,300 Come on! 1617 01:09:51,366 --> 01:09:54,066 Hey, the match stays, Brisco. Go run and get me some coffee, okay? 1618 01:09:54,133 --> 01:09:57,433 Cream or sugar-- I'm not gonna get you coffee. What are you doing? 1619 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:02,933 ♪ Lady, for so long I want to see you with no clothes on ♪ 1620 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,900 -[Lawler] Something's got to be done. -Good Lord. 1621 01:10:04,966 --> 01:10:06,700 [Jim] Well, Kurt Angle is coming out here. 1622 01:10:06,766 --> 01:10:07,833 [Lawler] King Kurt. 1623 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:09,433 [Jim] Who is Angle gonna face? 1624 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,599 -[Lawler] Takes a king to know a king. -[Jim] Who's Angle's opponent? 1625 01:10:15,233 --> 01:10:17,766 [advertiser] And now the WWE Rewind, brought to you by 1626 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:21,366 the Lorillard Tobacco Company's Youth Smoking Prevention Program. 1627 01:10:23,599 --> 01:10:25,166 [Jim] Come on, King Kurt. 1628 01:10:25,233 --> 01:10:26,666 moonsault by Kurt Angle. 1629 01:10:26,733 --> 01:10:29,766 His leg landing landed on that left arm of Hardcore Holly, 1630 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,933 and King, that left arm could be broken. 1631 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,366 [Cole] A low blow, blatant by Kurt Angle, 1632 01:10:34,433 --> 01:10:36,500 The Olympic slam. Kurt Angle wins! 1633 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,733 [Jim] That's not fitting actions for a king. 1634 01:10:40,266 --> 01:10:43,533 [Jim] Kurt Angle broke Bob Holly, Hardcore Holly's arm, 1635 01:10:43,599 --> 01:10:45,300 last Thursday night on SmackDown. 1636 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:46,466 And I'll tell you, 1637 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:51,266 Hardcore Holly last week had pins and a steel plate placed in his arm. 1638 01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:55,666 His career has been threatened by Kurt Angle, 1639 01:10:55,733 --> 01:10:58,099 who could give a darn less. 1640 01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,966 [Lawler] I guess the 4th of July is a little bit early. 1641 01:11:01,033 --> 01:11:04,700 Man, you know the 4th of July is Kurt's favorite day. 1642 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:06,800 I mean, he's a great American. 1643 01:11:06,866 --> 01:11:09,133 -He an American hero. -[Jim] That's debatable. 1644 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,066 [Lawler] He's like a patriot. 1645 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:14,133 [Jim] He looks down at everybody. Thinks of everybody as peons. 1646 01:11:14,433 --> 01:11:15,633 [Lawler] What? 1647 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,266 -Well, he's a-- He's a king. -[Jim] Broke Hardcore Holly's arms. 1648 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,266 I just want to say… 1649 01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:20,266 [Jim] He doesn't care. 1650 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,500 …to all of the NBA free agents, 1651 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:26,633 whatever you do, don't come to Orlando. 1652 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,566 [Lawler laughs] What? 1653 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,366 Do not come to Orlando. 1654 01:11:34,866 --> 01:11:38,066 I'm not sure if it's the arena or the fans, 1655 01:11:38,133 --> 01:11:39,800 but this place stinks. 1656 01:11:39,866 --> 01:11:40,833 It's true. 1657 01:11:40,900 --> 01:11:42,266 -It's true. -[Jim] Oh, come on. 1658 01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:44,133 [Lawler] It might still be Rikishi's butt. 1659 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,133 [Jim] Well, I know-- 1660 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,933 And speaking of stinks, that leads me to you, Hardcore Holly. 1661 01:11:49,633 --> 01:11:54,766 You see, last Thursday night on SmackDown, I had no intentions of breaking your arm. 1662 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:56,200 [Lawler] See, it was an accident. 1663 01:11:56,266 --> 01:12:01,166 But now that I had a few days to think about it, I'm glad I did it. 1664 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,700 -[Lawler] Wow. -He's sick. 1665 01:12:02,766 --> 01:12:06,933 You see, you disrespected me, and you disrespected my crown. 1666 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,900 [Lawler] Pathetic. 1667 01:12:07,966 --> 01:12:10,066 And I will not be disrespected. 1668 01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:11,366 You had it coming. 1669 01:12:11,433 --> 01:12:12,966 [Lawler] You can't kick a king's crown. 1670 01:12:13,033 --> 01:12:14,200 [Jim] That crown's important. 1671 01:12:14,266 --> 01:12:16,066 Which leads me to tonight. 1672 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:17,599 Commissioner Foley, 1673 01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:20,733 in all your infinite wisdom, 1674 01:12:20,866 --> 01:12:24,099 you have ruled me out of the number one contender's spot. 1675 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,666 I have one thing to say to you. 1676 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:32,400 You had better have a worthy, suitable opponent for me tonight 1677 01:12:32,466 --> 01:12:35,933 because I will not be disrespected again. 1678 01:12:36,033 --> 01:12:38,233 -[Jim] It shouldn't matter-- -And that is true. 1679 01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,500 [Jim] It shouldn't matter who his opponent is gonna be. 1680 01:12:40,566 --> 01:12:41,666 [Lawler] Well, first of all, 1681 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:43,800 it's disrespectful just to send him out here 1682 01:12:43,866 --> 01:12:46,466 without even letting him know who his opponent is gonna be. 1683 01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:47,599 [Jim] Oh, look at that. 1684 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:50,099 -Oh my god, it's The Brooklyn BRawler. -What? 1685 01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:51,599 He's still alive? I-- 1686 01:12:52,533 --> 01:12:55,633 -[Lawler] Brooklyn BRawler? -I haven't seen him in years. 1687 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:58,533 [Lawler] Well, it should be an easy match for Kurt. 1688 01:12:58,599 --> 01:13:00,133 Brooklyn BRawler is a good Luger, 1689 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,733 you show me a good Luger and I'll fight him any day. 1690 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,333 [Lawler] But actually, this is disrespectful to Kurt. 1691 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,333 You gotta admit. 1692 01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:09,966 [Jim] Well, our King of the Ring is-- 1693 01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:13,066 [Jim] He's got a, kind of a-- 1694 01:13:14,633 --> 01:13:17,000 What the heck is going on here? 1695 01:13:17,733 --> 01:13:19,966 This is not a worthy, suitable opponent. 1696 01:13:21,233 --> 01:13:24,599 I mean, this guy has not won since the Carter administration. 1697 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,466 -[Lawler laughs] -This is not respect. 1698 01:13:26,533 --> 01:13:28,800 ["Wreck" playing] 1699 01:13:28,866 --> 01:13:30,233 [Jim] I think respect is earned. 1700 01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:31,900 [Lawler] Oh please, now what? 1701 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:34,466 [Jim] Our commissioner is back. 1702 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:37,400 [Lawler] Boy, I missed the faction. 1703 01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:42,766 -[Lawler] Stop this match. -Kurt, Kurt. 1704 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:44,000 You had a valid point. 1705 01:13:44,599 --> 01:13:48,500 The Brooklyn BRawler is not good enough competition for you. 1706 01:13:49,733 --> 01:13:50,733 It's true. 1707 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:51,700 It's true. 1708 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:54,900 [Lawler] Oh listen, he steals everybody's catch phrases. 1709 01:13:54,966 --> 01:13:56,599 [crowd cheering] 1710 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,200 But you see, he's not competition at all, Kurt. 1711 01:14:01,266 --> 01:14:04,700 Tonight, he is your tag team partner. 1712 01:14:04,766 --> 01:14:07,300 -[Jim] Tag partner? -What the heck are you talking about? 1713 01:14:07,366 --> 01:14:09,099 -My partner? -[Lawler] What? Wait a minute. 1714 01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,566 I'll tell you what the heck I'm talking about. 1715 01:14:11,633 --> 01:14:15,333 I figured you're gonna need a lot of help 1716 01:14:15,433 --> 01:14:17,433 because your opponents tonight are… 1717 01:14:18,133 --> 01:14:19,900 the Dudley Boyz! 1718 01:14:19,966 --> 01:14:22,099 -[Lawler] What? -Oh, the Dudleys! 1719 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,366 -Can you-- -[Lawler] Look out! Incoming! 1720 01:14:25,433 --> 01:14:26,800 [Jim] Table for two! 1721 01:14:27,633 --> 01:14:28,566 [Lawler] Kurt, get out of there! 1722 01:14:28,633 --> 01:14:31,599 [Jim] And the Olympian can sit at the head of the table. 1723 01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:33,766 ["We're coming down" playing] 1724 01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,733 [Jim] Bubba Ray and D-Von. 1725 01:14:37,099 --> 01:14:41,066 [Lawler] This is no way to treat a great American hero like Kurt Angel. 1726 01:14:41,133 --> 01:14:44,433 [Jim] The two men that put Tori in the hospital. 1727 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,533 [Lawler] These guys are sick. 1728 01:14:46,599 --> 01:14:47,599 They're depraved. 1729 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:53,099 [Lawler] Poor Tori's career is probably over, thanks to those idiots. 1730 01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,933 The damn Dudleys. 1731 01:14:55,566 --> 01:14:59,166 [Jim] And look at the unique dichotomy 1732 01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:03,066 between The BRawler and Kurt Angle. 1733 01:15:03,599 --> 01:15:05,333 [Lawler] Oh, they're just exact opposites. 1734 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,733 [Jim] They certainly are. 1735 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:11,200 [Lawler] Kurt. Don't do this, Kurt. 1736 01:15:11,266 --> 01:15:13,200 [Jim] Well, I know Bob Holly is Watching tonight. 1737 01:15:13,266 --> 01:15:14,766 Bob, we hope you're feeling better. 1738 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:17,099 He's a tough son of a gun, I'll guarantee you. 1739 01:15:18,066 --> 01:15:19,400 And now Angle absolutely-- 1740 01:15:19,466 --> 01:15:22,233 Yeah, I think he's kind of happy that he broke Bob Holly's arm. 1741 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:25,233 [Lawler] I got to give Bob Holly credit, and we all know how tough he is. 1742 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:28,066 Can you imagine finishing the match with a broken arm? 1743 01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:30,099 [Jim] And-- Oh, look at The Undertaker. 1744 01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:31,966 [Lawler] What's he watching this for, huh? 1745 01:15:32,033 --> 01:15:35,966 [Jim] He might just be watching that Olympian in there. 1746 01:15:36,533 --> 01:15:39,366 [Jim] And, oh, beautiful. Kurt Angle with an overhead suplex. 1747 01:15:39,433 --> 01:15:40,966 [Lawler] King Kurt already apologized. 1748 01:15:41,033 --> 01:15:42,966 He said he didn't mean to offend The Undertaker. 1749 01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:43,866 [Jim] Right. 1750 01:15:43,933 --> 01:15:46,633 [Lawler] Shut up, you idiots! We got a table. 1751 01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:48,966 [Jim] I'm sure The Undertaker's got a very good memory. 1752 01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:50,866 He doesn't forget too many things. 1753 01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:55,200 [Jim] And the Brooklyn BRawler has a chance to shine here. 1754 01:15:55,266 --> 01:15:57,066 [Lawler] Was that a real clothesline? 1755 01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:59,099 -[Jim] It looked like one. -Ow. 1756 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,766 [Lawler] He ducked! 1757 01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:02,566 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 1758 01:16:02,633 --> 01:16:04,533 [Jim] And a knockdown by D-Von Dudley. 1759 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,733 A rare appearance by the Brooklyn BRawler here on Raw. 1760 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:13,366 And thanks to Mick Foley for teaming the BRawler up with Kurt Angle. 1761 01:16:13,433 --> 01:16:17,099 [Lawler] Kurt, this is embarrassing, it shows you absolutely no respect. 1762 01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,400 [Jim] Angle was looking pretty good offensively, quite frankly. 1763 01:16:20,466 --> 01:16:22,200 And his team has kind of gone downhill 1764 01:16:22,266 --> 01:16:24,400 since he made the exchange with The BRawler. 1765 01:16:24,466 --> 01:16:25,800 [Lawler] King Kurt is a great-- 1766 01:16:25,866 --> 01:16:27,033 [Jim] Oh, King Kurt is a-- 1767 01:16:27,099 --> 01:16:30,166 [Lawler] He's a great American hero, You know, I told you he's a patriot. 1768 01:16:30,233 --> 01:16:33,833 Actually, Mel Gibson the other day on one of those entertainment network shows, 1769 01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:37,533 he stated that Kurt Angle was his favorite WWE superstar. 1770 01:16:37,599 --> 01:16:40,866 [Jim] And Angle has tagged himself back in, Mel Gibson or not. 1771 01:16:40,933 --> 01:16:42,700 And oh-- Angle, look out. 1772 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:46,000 Oh, no. There's a powerslam. Bubba's got-- 1773 01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:49,266 [Lawler] Remember when Donald Trump said I was his favorite WWE superstar? 1774 01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:50,933 [Jim] He read his cue cards. 1775 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:51,933 [Lawler] What? 1776 01:16:53,233 --> 01:16:55,599 [Jim] I think he really said The Rock was his favorite. 1777 01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:57,000 [Lawler] He said other than me. 1778 01:16:57,066 --> 01:16:57,933 Ooh. 1779 01:16:58,566 --> 01:17:03,599 [Jim] Hard chop by Bubba Ray Dudley on the pompous Olympian Kurt Angle. 1780 01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:04,933 [Lawler] Just think, right now 1781 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,933 Mayor Giuliani is watching me and King Kurt. 1782 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,233 Oh! From WWE New York right this minute. 1783 01:17:10,733 --> 01:17:11,800 [Lawler] Wow. 1784 01:17:11,866 --> 01:17:14,733 That's how stories get started. Mayor Terry, you never know, you know? 1785 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:15,900 Who knows? 1786 01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:18,599 [Lawler] What's wrong with you? The mayor has his fiancée with him. 1787 01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:21,533 [Jim] I know that. Very nice lady, I'm sure. 1788 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,900 -[Jim] Waist lock, oh my god. -Ooh. Oh! 1789 01:17:23,966 --> 01:17:27,300 [Jim] Look how Bubba Ray just got folded up like an accordion. 1790 01:17:27,366 --> 01:17:28,466 [Lawler] That was beautiful. 1791 01:17:28,533 --> 01:17:30,700 [Jim] Slammed him right on his head. What a suplex. 1792 01:17:30,766 --> 01:17:34,766 And now, with everything under control, Angle tags the Brooklyn BRawler back in. 1793 01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,633 [Lawler] Speaking of marriage, you think that there's a bun in the oven 1794 01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:40,033 already in the McMahon household? 1795 01:17:40,099 --> 01:17:43,033 -Do you think Linda's preggers? -[Jim] I don't know about that. 1796 01:17:43,099 --> 01:17:45,099 [Lawler] You know Vince, he's a genetic jackhammer. 1797 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,766 [Jim] I've heard that. 1798 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:48,599 Easy, now. Oh, excuse me. 1799 01:17:49,366 --> 01:17:50,700 [Lawler] He's fertile as a turtle. 1800 01:17:50,766 --> 01:17:54,366 There'll be another little Shane or Stephanie running around pretty soon. 1801 01:17:54,433 --> 01:17:56,400 [Jim] And right hands by Bubba. 1802 01:17:56,466 --> 01:17:57,333 Hey, look out. 1803 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,000 [Lawler] I hope it's a boy. 1804 01:17:59,066 --> 01:18:01,099 -[Jim] Look at D-von. -No! Oh, BRawler. 1805 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:02,733 [Jim] And the South Bronx. 1806 01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:06,666 [Lawler] I'm afraid BRawler won't be having any little boys anytime soon. 1807 01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:10,766 [Jim] D-von and Bubba have now isolated The BRawler 1808 01:18:11,866 --> 01:18:15,400 from maybe a somewhat reluctant partner now. 1809 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:18,433 [Lawler] They want King Kurt there, they're inviting King Kurt in. 1810 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,833 They want the American hero. 1811 01:18:20,466 --> 01:18:22,233 -[Jim] Oh, he ain't no American hero. -What? 1812 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:26,700 [Jim] John Wayne was an American hero, and Kurt Angle ain't no John Wayne. 1813 01:18:26,766 --> 01:18:29,133 Kurt Angle is an Olympic gold medalist. 1814 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,800 How many gold medals does John Wayne-- 1815 01:18:30,866 --> 01:18:33,300 [Jim] Angle is not even gonna accept the tag. 1816 01:18:33,366 --> 01:18:36,633 That's right, an American hero would take the tag of his partner. 1817 01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:39,666 [Lawler] BRawler missed his hand. That shows how bad a partner BRawler was. 1818 01:18:39,733 --> 01:18:42,000 [Jim] I think he may be more of an American coward. 1819 01:18:42,066 --> 01:18:44,033 [Lawler] BRawler, you klutz, you missed his hand. 1820 01:18:44,099 --> 01:18:45,866 [Jim] Oh, the BRawler didn't miss anything. 1821 01:18:45,933 --> 01:18:48,066 Angle taking a walk. Look out! 1822 01:18:48,133 --> 01:18:50,133 -[Lawler] Oh, no! -Oh, 3D! 1823 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,633 -[Lawler] Oh-oh. -A 3D. 1824 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:58,833 [Jim] And the Dudleys win this match, as the coward Angle has taken a walk. 1825 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:02,033 [announcer] Here are your winners, the Dudley Boyz! 1826 01:19:02,099 --> 01:19:03,800 [Lawler] What's he thinking? Oh no. 1827 01:19:03,866 --> 01:19:05,733 Bubba Dudley's getting wood. 1828 01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:10,400 [Jim] Oh, Bubba just-- He's gonna get some wood, King. 1829 01:19:10,466 --> 01:19:12,333 [Lawler] See? You can't blame Kurt for leaving. 1830 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:14,800 [Jim] It looks like the Dudleys may set the table 1831 01:19:14,866 --> 01:19:16,133 for The Brooklyn BRawler. 1832 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,666 [Lawler] You don't wanna be out here with this table fetish freaks. 1833 01:19:20,633 --> 01:19:22,133 [Lawler] Oh no, don't try this. 1834 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,366 [Jim] Oh, look out. 1835 01:19:23,433 --> 01:19:26,800 Tori must be squirming in her hospital bed. 1836 01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:28,133 [Lawler] Oh. no! 1837 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,666 [Jim] Oh, good god Almighty. 1838 01:19:30,733 --> 01:19:34,266 Bubba got wood in that orgasmic trance. 1839 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,466 [Jim] Someone give him a smoke. 1840 01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:42,866 [Jim] The WWE tag team titles this Saturday night, 1841 01:19:42,933 --> 01:19:46,133 and now the big one coming up in a heartbeat. 1842 01:19:46,966 --> 01:19:49,833 [Jim] Well, you got to be just repulsed at the actions of Kurt Angle. 1843 01:19:49,900 --> 01:19:51,733 [Lawler] Wait a minute. Watch this. 1844 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:53,700 I'm telling you, seeing is believing. 1845 01:19:53,766 --> 01:19:55,266 Watch this klutz Brooklyn BRawler. 1846 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,300 Look! He missed Kurt's hand. 1847 01:19:57,366 --> 01:19:58,700 [Jim] Angle pulled his hand back. 1848 01:19:58,766 --> 01:20:00,733 [Lawler] What kind of partner is Brooklyn BRawler? 1849 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,433 [Jim] Your famous short arm tag. Angle-- 1850 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:05,700 [Lawler] How can you miss your partner? Hey, you shouldn't have missed the table. 1851 01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:07,433 You missed your partner's hand. Hah! 1852 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:09,566 [Jim] Angle was acting like a coward 1853 01:20:09,633 --> 01:20:12,500 and it ended up with the Dudleys winning the match. 1854 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:14,166 Getting the wood on the BRawler. 1855 01:20:14,233 --> 01:20:16,500 Look at that euphoric look of Bubba Ray Dudley. 1856 01:20:17,466 --> 01:20:18,466 [Lawler] Euphoric? 1857 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,300 [Jim] What kind of man is Kurt Angle? Proud that he broke Bob Holly's arm. 1858 01:20:22,366 --> 01:20:24,900 [Lawler] What kind of man is Bubba Ray Dudley? 1859 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,833 [Lawler] We got the man, man right here. 1860 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:30,333 [laughs] A hero. 1861 01:20:32,033 --> 01:20:32,933 Godfather! 1862 01:20:34,733 --> 01:20:35,566 [bell ringing] 1863 01:20:35,633 --> 01:20:38,633 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1864 01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:40,033 Making his way to the ring, 1865 01:20:40,099 --> 01:20:42,700 weighing in at 320 pounds, 1866 01:20:42,766 --> 01:20:44,599 The Godfather! 1867 01:20:44,666 --> 01:20:46,733 [Lawler] Did I ever tell you that green is my favorite color? 1868 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,166 [Jim] A few dozen times. 1869 01:20:48,233 --> 01:20:49,099 [Lawler] Orlando. 1870 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:51,500 [Jim] We're sold out here in Orlando-- 1871 01:20:51,566 --> 01:20:52,866 [Lawler] Holando, Holando. 1872 01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:55,266 [Jim] Tickets now on sale this Saturday, 1873 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:59,033 in some cities as New Haven, Connecticut, Springfield, Massachusetts, 1874 01:20:59,133 --> 01:21:04,566 and in Louisiana in Baton Rouge, Lafayette, in New Orleans and in Houston, 1875 01:21:04,633 --> 01:21:06,433 all on sale this Saturday. 1876 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,933 The WWE tickets will not last long. 1877 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,566 [announcer] Accompanied by Trish Stratus, 1878 01:21:10,633 --> 01:21:13,666 weighing in at 282 pounds, 1879 01:21:13,733 --> 01:21:14,933 Test! 1880 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:19,099 [Jim] It was a six-person elimination tag last night on Heat, 1881 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:21,433 and we saw Lita take care of Trish 1882 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,400 [crowd cheering] 1883 01:21:22,466 --> 01:21:24,433 just about any way she wanted, King. 1884 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,633 [Lawler] Oh, Lita definitely did a number on Trish. 1885 01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:29,833 But then you know what happened when Lita eliminated Trish, 1886 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:32,133 that left Lita in the ring with Test! 1887 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,933 And she did fare pretty well against Test. 1888 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,766 [Jim] And watch the shot to Lita's face by Test. 1889 01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:38,533 A near fall there, but watch this. 1890 01:21:38,599 --> 01:21:40,666 Boom! One more look at it. 1891 01:21:40,733 --> 01:21:42,533 Test almost beheading Lita. 1892 01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,533 [Lawler] He had to win the match, didn't he? 1893 01:21:46,599 --> 01:21:48,466 -[Jim] He had to do what he had to do. -Right. 1894 01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:50,466 [Lawler] A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 1895 01:21:50,533 --> 01:21:51,966 And speaking of that, Trish. 1896 01:21:52,033 --> 01:21:54,133 [Jim] And so now it's going to be the Godfather 1897 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:58,700 with his ladies on the outside against Test with his witch or a-- 1898 01:21:58,766 --> 01:21:59,766 [Lawler] What? 1899 01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:01,133 [Jim] I don't know who she is. 1900 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,800 Trish on the outside, 1901 01:22:02,866 --> 01:22:05,866 and the Godfather sticking those right hands 1902 01:22:05,933 --> 01:22:09,000 to the face of this big youngster, Test. 1903 01:22:09,066 --> 01:22:11,633 [Lawler] You called her a witch. This is Trish Stratus. 1904 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:14,566 -[Jim] Oh, I'm sorry. -She's up there in the stratosphere. 1905 01:22:15,566 --> 01:22:17,766 -[Lawler] Trish. -A little slip of the tongue. 1906 01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:19,966 [Jim] And The Godfather got hit with that elbow. 1907 01:22:20,033 --> 01:22:20,933 [Lawler] Great match. 1908 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,566 [Jim] You think that Shane's getting a little nervous right now? 1909 01:22:23,633 --> 01:22:24,633 The Giant Killer? 1910 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:27,733 [Lawler] Well, of course he's nervous. Wouldn't you be if you were injured? 1911 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,200 [indistinct] 1912 01:22:30,266 --> 01:22:32,666 -[Lawler] What is this idiot doing? -[alarm blaring] 1913 01:22:32,733 --> 01:22:34,200 [Jim] That's Steven Richards. 1914 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,733 [Lawler] Wait, Ref. Look at this idiot over here. 1915 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,566 [Jim] What is Steven Richards-- 1916 01:22:38,633 --> 01:22:40,066 I think he means well. 1917 01:22:40,133 --> 01:22:41,566 He's just kind of trying to be everybody's conscience. 1918 01:22:41,633 --> 01:22:43,900 [Lawler] He's putting sacks over these girls. 1919 01:22:44,466 --> 01:22:46,700 [Jim] He's putting sacks on those ladies. They're-- 1920 01:22:46,766 --> 01:22:49,200 [Lawler] Wait a minute. What are you doing, you moronic Idiot? 1921 01:22:49,266 --> 01:22:52,400 [Jim] I don't understand this. I guess he's surrounded. 1922 01:22:52,466 --> 01:22:54,166 [Lawler] He sits in The Godfather's house. 1923 01:22:54,233 --> 01:22:56,766 [Jim] The Godfather's not gonna like this at all, I don't think. 1924 01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:00,066 [Lawler] Godfather, look what Steven Richard's doing. 1925 01:23:00,133 --> 01:23:02,533 [Jim] I can't say that Steven hasn't warned The Godfather-- 1926 01:23:02,599 --> 01:23:05,366 [Lawler] I don't think Godfather even realizes he's got his hands full. 1927 01:23:05,433 --> 01:23:08,333 I don't even know he realizes Stephen Richards is out here. 1928 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:11,599 [Jim] Have the suplex, and The Godfather. 1929 01:23:12,533 --> 01:23:13,766 [Lawler] Take care. 1930 01:23:14,733 --> 01:23:18,366 [Jim] And Godfather elevating Test over the top rope. 1931 01:23:18,433 --> 01:23:19,599 [Lawler] Get that idiot. 1932 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:24,033 [Jim] I don't know what Stevens'-- his exact motivation is. 1933 01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:27,200 [Lawler] I hear what these people are talking, they could be right. 1934 01:23:27,266 --> 01:23:29,633 [Jim] Godfather got hung up there on the top rope by Test, 1935 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:32,466 and taken down, and Test quickly going to the top. 1936 01:23:32,533 --> 01:23:33,366 [crowd booing] 1937 01:23:33,433 --> 01:23:35,666 [Jim] Test is quickly going to the top here. 1938 01:23:35,733 --> 01:23:36,866 [Lawler] Look out, Godfather! 1939 01:23:36,933 --> 01:23:41,599 [Jim] He's 6'6" and about 275, and that will be enough. 1940 01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:43,666 ["This Is a Test" playing] 1941 01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:47,333 -[Lawler] Can you believe that? -[announcer] Here is your winner, Test! 1942 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:51,866 [Jim] Well, Steven Richards, I guess is, trying to do what he thinks is right, 1943 01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:54,900 but I don't know that many folks are going to agree with it. 1944 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:58,000 [Lawler] He's the moral minority, if you ask me. 1945 01:23:58,066 --> 01:23:59,200 [Jim] He sucks. 1946 01:23:59,266 --> 01:24:01,900 Quite frankly, Steven is censoring these ladies, 1947 01:24:01,966 --> 01:24:03,966 and that is certainly un-American, King. 1948 01:24:04,033 --> 01:24:07,666 [Lawler] You're absolutely right. Especially here, near July 4. Uh-oh. 1949 01:24:07,733 --> 01:24:09,599 Shane-O-Mac's big match tonight, huh, buddy? 1950 01:24:09,666 --> 01:24:10,500 Easy. 1951 01:24:10,566 --> 01:24:13,133 You know, man, you don't even know how I feel. 1952 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,633 Hurt knee, hyperextended, my ribs. 1953 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:16,666 You know how I feel. 1954 01:24:16,733 --> 01:24:19,000 Yeah, you know how I feel after that thing. 1955 01:24:19,066 --> 01:24:21,166 You're right, Shane, I don't know how bad you feel. 1956 01:24:21,233 --> 01:24:23,833 I know what it feels like to be a hell of a lot worse! 1957 01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:25,166 You see this arm, Shane? 1958 01:24:25,233 --> 01:24:27,633 Thirty-seven stitches and guess what? 1959 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:28,866 The match continued. 1960 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,599 You see this here? No, you don't. 1961 01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,433 You know why? Because it's not there. 1962 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:35,133 It was ripped right off my skull. And guess what? 1963 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,366 -Match continued? -You're damn right it did. 1964 01:24:38,033 --> 01:24:39,633 Shane, I don't tell this to many people, 1965 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,833 but that big match in Japan that everybody talks about 1966 01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:45,033 with the C-4 explosives and the barbed wire, guess what? 1967 01:24:45,099 --> 01:24:47,300 -What? -I lost both my guys that night. 1968 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,099 -Both? -[laughs] Just ribbing. 1969 01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:51,566 -[groans] -No pun intended. 1970 01:24:51,633 --> 01:24:53,966 There they are, you little rascals! 1971 01:24:54,033 --> 01:24:55,433 Shane-O, have a great match. 1972 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,900 -Wait a minute. Mick! -[Jim] Shane, The Rock, for the title. 1973 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,566 [Jim] We are back live on Raw in Orlando, Florida. 1974 01:25:02,633 --> 01:25:05,300 [Lawler] And tonight Raw is War is brought to you by STACKER 2, 1975 01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:06,933 the world's strongest fat burner. 1976 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,066 Visit Stacker2.com. 1977 01:25:09,133 --> 01:25:12,800 [Jim] And brought to you by Castrol, the official motor oil of the WWE. 1978 01:25:12,866 --> 01:25:17,866 Get a free WWE Best of SummerSlam video with a purchase of a case of Castrol GTX. 1979 01:25:17,933 --> 01:25:18,900 See the case for details. 1980 01:25:18,966 --> 01:25:20,700 [Lawler] And by Chef Boyardee. 1981 01:25:20,766 --> 01:25:24,133 Overstuff yourself on Monday nights with Chef Boyardee Overstuffed, 1982 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,500 and the WWE. 1983 01:25:25,566 --> 01:25:27,700 [Jim] Well, it's obvious to see that Stephen Richards 1984 01:25:27,766 --> 01:25:31,266 is trying to be the conscience, I guess, the censor of the WWE, 1985 01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:34,766 as he was trying to cover up The Godfather's ladies on the outside. 1986 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:36,866 [Lawler] We don't believe in censorship around here. 1987 01:25:36,933 --> 01:25:39,533 [Jim] It certainly led to The Godfather's downfall, 1988 01:25:39,599 --> 01:25:40,666 King, I would say. 1989 01:25:40,733 --> 01:25:43,233 [Lawler] Well, Test came around when Godfather was arguing 1990 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:46,566 with Stephen Richards over-- Look at this! He's covering up the hoes. 1991 01:25:46,633 --> 01:25:48,599 Thank you very much, Mr. Kelly. 1992 01:25:48,666 --> 01:25:51,500 There is an acceptable and an unacceptable way 1993 01:25:51,566 --> 01:25:52,733 of presenting yourself, 1994 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:57,400 and wearing a thong and push up bras, instead of casual slacks, and a blouse, 1995 01:25:57,466 --> 01:25:59,333 well, that's just plain unacceptable. 1996 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:03,833 And I realized that our country was founded on freedom. 1997 01:26:04,233 --> 01:26:07,666 But since we're on the subject of freedom, I have but one question to ask. 1998 01:26:07,866 --> 01:26:09,900 When does it go too far? 1999 01:26:09,966 --> 01:26:12,666 I mean, on the eve of our independence, think about it. 2000 01:26:12,733 --> 01:26:14,633 When does freedom go too far? 2001 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:17,533 I mean, are we gonna be sitting around riding donkeys naked, 2002 01:26:17,599 --> 01:26:19,966 shooting off illegal bottle rockets while sipping tequila? 2003 01:26:20,033 --> 01:26:21,066 Well, I think not. 2004 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,200 And I'm here to tell everybody that I'm not gonna let it happen. 2005 01:26:25,266 --> 01:26:27,633 The madness stops today. 2006 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:29,433 Thank you very much. 2007 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:30,366 [Lawler] What? 2008 01:26:30,433 --> 01:26:32,000 Fellas. Finally, where it belongs. 2009 01:26:32,066 --> 01:26:33,133 What do you want? 2010 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,533 Back off, man. Take some medication or something. 2011 01:26:35,599 --> 01:26:37,866 I'm not here for your belt. I'm here to congratulate you. 2012 01:26:37,933 --> 01:26:39,633 It's great you're Hardcore Champion. 2013 01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:42,099 I just think we should go on our own separate ways, you know? 2014 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:44,066 Fine. Beautiful. I couldn't agree with you more. 2015 01:26:44,133 --> 01:26:47,933 Hold on. To commemorate our adventures together, Steve, because they were great. 2016 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,000 They were great fun. 2017 01:26:49,066 --> 01:26:50,766 -I have a poem that I wrote. -Oh, no. 2018 01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:53,433 "When we were first teamed up, we won with great ease." 2019 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,400 "Me with my head, you with your cheese." 2020 01:26:56,666 --> 01:26:59,133 "I tried to be hip and carefree and fun, 2021 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:03,000 I'll give you some personality since you clearly have none." 2022 01:27:03,066 --> 01:27:08,966 "We went to a farm and I had to say, 'Wow!' I never saw a guy nunchuck a cow." 2023 01:27:09,033 --> 01:27:11,300 "And it didn't stop there. No, not you." 2024 01:27:11,366 --> 01:27:15,033 "You beat an alien and Ben Franklin, and a woman who turned 82." 2025 01:27:16,466 --> 01:27:19,633 "We then changed and tried it your way without any luck, 2026 01:27:19,700 --> 01:27:22,599 two Blackmans were boring, boy did we suck." 2027 01:27:22,666 --> 01:27:23,566 [groans] 2028 01:27:23,633 --> 01:27:25,400 "Then we were losing, not winning a lot." 2029 01:27:25,466 --> 01:27:27,200 "This doesn't have anything to do with you, 2030 01:27:27,266 --> 01:27:29,066 but Bea Arthur is really hot." 2031 01:27:29,633 --> 01:27:31,433 "You're still pretty dull and kind of a bore, 2032 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:34,266 but you've got a nice beard, and now you're hardcore." 2033 01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:37,500 You were not listening to a word I was saying, were you? 2034 01:27:38,033 --> 01:27:39,433 -No. -That's the problem. 2035 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:40,766 We have no communication. 2036 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:43,133 That's why we can't be a team anymore. 2037 01:27:43,599 --> 01:27:44,566 Steve, come back here. 2038 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:46,599 -Let me finish it. -You needed a straitjacket years ago. 2039 01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:49,066 Steve. I haven't read the poem yet. 2040 01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:50,133 You haven't heard it. 2041 01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:51,599 Steve! 2042 01:27:51,666 --> 01:27:54,366 [Lawler] Oh, man. He's on the same mental level as Mick Foley. 2043 01:27:54,433 --> 01:27:57,533 [Jim] Well, we're looking at Times Square live, WWE New York. 2044 01:27:57,599 --> 01:28:01,300 The mayor of New York is there, and so is Terri. 2045 01:28:01,966 --> 01:28:03,266 [Jim] That little she-devil. 2046 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:05,099 -Of course, it's Fleet Week. -[Lawler] What? 2047 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,766 [Jim] All the sailors are in town in New York City. 2048 01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:09,866 [Jim] Got to make Terri awfully happy. 2049 01:28:09,933 --> 01:28:12,433 [Lawler] Fleet Week at WWE New York? 2050 01:28:12,933 --> 01:28:13,800 [Lawler] Look at this! 2051 01:28:13,866 --> 01:28:15,566 -[Jim] We're live. -[Terri] Hey, everybody! 2052 01:28:15,633 --> 01:28:17,333 We're at WWE New York! 2053 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,933 -Let's hear it! -[crowd cheering] 2054 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,166 Yeah! 2055 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:23,866 Hear, hear for Raw is War. 2056 01:28:23,933 --> 01:28:26,866 The whole seventh fleet is here with me. 2057 01:28:26,933 --> 01:28:29,766 And you know what, Guys? I want to see your devil horns. 2058 01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:30,866 Let's see them. 2059 01:28:32,099 --> 01:28:34,133 -[Terri] Whoo! -[Lawler] Hey, this is a family show. 2060 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,733 I hope I survive this night. 2061 01:28:37,566 --> 01:28:38,900 [Lawler] The whole seventh fleet? 2062 01:28:38,966 --> 01:28:41,300 [Jim] And Shane McMahon hopes that he survives 2063 01:28:41,366 --> 01:28:44,533 his WWE title match-up with The Rock. 2064 01:28:44,599 --> 01:28:47,233 The title on the line, next. 2065 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,966 Shane McMahon came here tonight in no shape for a title match. 2066 01:28:53,033 --> 01:28:54,666 Injured ribs, bum knee. 2067 01:28:54,733 --> 01:28:57,033 He wants sympathy. Will you show it to him? 2068 01:28:57,300 --> 01:28:59,833 Will The Rock show Shane McMahon sympathy? 2069 01:28:59,900 --> 01:29:04,099 Did Shane McMahon show The Rock sympathy in all those handicap matches? 2070 01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:06,666 Did he show The Rock sympathy and all those BS matches? 2071 01:29:06,733 --> 01:29:09,599 Did Shane ever show The Rock sympathy in Time after Time? 2072 01:29:09,666 --> 01:29:12,433 He left The Rock laying in a pool of his own blood. 2073 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:15,200 So you ask The Rock, is he gonna show Shane sympathy? 2074 01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:16,833 You're damn right he will. 2075 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:19,500 Because The Rock feels very sorry for Shane McMahon. 2076 01:29:19,566 --> 01:29:22,099 Sorry to know that Shane is gonna walk out of Orlando 2077 01:29:22,166 --> 01:29:25,733 with The Rock's boot turned sideways, shoved right up his candy ass! 2078 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,533 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Oh, my god. 2079 01:29:27,599 --> 01:29:31,033 [Jim] And The Rock is fired up, WWE title on the line. 2080 01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:34,700 And Shane McMahon, quite frankly, is lucky to be here, 2081 01:29:34,766 --> 01:29:36,266 at least in one piece. 2082 01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:39,599 He's limping and let us show you why, ladies and gentlemen. 2083 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:43,066 It was eight days ago at the King of the Ring, 2084 01:29:43,133 --> 01:29:47,599 one of the most horrifying, shocking incidents we've ever witnessed 2085 01:29:47,666 --> 01:29:49,266 with Shane McMahon and The Undertaker. 2086 01:29:51,466 --> 01:29:53,733 [Jim] Undertaker-- By god, what's he gonna do here? 2087 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,533 He got Shane McMahon on the top turnbuckle. 2088 01:29:56,599 --> 01:29:58,733 -Don't do it. Don't do it. -[Lawler] No! 2089 01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,599 [Jim] Oh, my, for the love of god! 2090 01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:02,866 For the love of god, 2091 01:30:02,933 --> 01:30:08,266 The Undertaker has just broken Shane McMahon into a hundred pieces. 2092 01:30:10,033 --> 01:30:12,366 [Jim] And we are back live here at the sold out arena. 2093 01:30:12,433 --> 01:30:14,866 -You saw what Shane McMahon endured, King. -Yes. 2094 01:30:14,933 --> 01:30:17,800 -[Jim] Just eight days ago. -That's right. Eight short days ago. 2095 01:30:17,866 --> 01:30:19,400 [announcer] Scheduled for one fall, 2096 01:30:19,466 --> 01:30:23,000 and it's for the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 2097 01:30:23,066 --> 01:30:23,966 In the ring, 2098 01:30:24,033 --> 01:30:26,233 weighing in at 240 pounds, 2099 01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:29,233 Shane McMahon! 2100 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,133 [Jim] Shane McMahon. 2101 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:34,833 I tell ya, anything can happen in a WWE title match game. 2102 01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,166 -You know that. -Oh, come on. He's limping right now. 2103 01:30:37,233 --> 01:30:38,200 Look at that. 2104 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,500 He's usually Shane, "The Giant Killer". Uh-oh. 2105 01:30:40,566 --> 01:30:42,400 ♪ If you smell… ♪ 2106 01:30:42,466 --> 01:30:46,166 [Jim] Well, I dare say, our viewers at home giving a smile on this one. 2107 01:30:46,233 --> 01:30:47,833 [announcer] From Miami, Florida, 2108 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,566 weighing in at 270 pounds, 2109 01:30:50,633 --> 01:30:53,700 he is the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 2110 01:30:53,766 --> 01:30:55,033 The Rock! 2111 01:30:55,099 --> 01:30:58,800 [Jim] The Rock set to defend the WWE title live tonight, 2112 01:30:58,866 --> 01:31:00,233 right Here on Raw. 2113 01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:01,833 [Lawler] Yeah. In his own home state. 2114 01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:03,633 Why don't you throw that in there, 2115 01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:07,500 against the man who's not a 100% against the man who's hurt. 2116 01:31:07,566 --> 01:31:08,400 Poor Shane. 2117 01:31:08,466 --> 01:31:12,033 [Jim] We'll be at The Rock's hometown tomorrow night in Fort Lauderdale, 2118 01:31:13,733 --> 01:31:15,266 at the National Car Rental Center. 2119 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:18,866 I wonder if Shane McMahon will be able to join us tomorrow night. 2120 01:31:18,933 --> 01:31:22,166 [Lawler] Probably not. You know that this is-- This is wrong. 2121 01:31:22,233 --> 01:31:24,733 Mick Foley is sadistic for making this kind of match. 2122 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:28,733 [Jim] We saw about two months ago what Shane McMahon did to The Big Show. 2123 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,400 Rock, hold on one second. Just hold on a second. 2124 01:31:31,533 --> 01:31:32,833 [Jim] Uh-oh. Here we go. 2125 01:31:34,566 --> 01:31:37,233 Now you know that I'm not at 100%. 2126 01:31:39,366 --> 01:31:41,133 That my ribs are cracked, 2127 01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:42,833 I've got a hyperextended knee, 2128 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:46,266 and being that I'm not at 100%, Rock, 2129 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:48,566 I know you don't want to take advantage of that, 2130 01:31:48,633 --> 01:31:51,766 because if Shane-O-Mac was 100%, 2131 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:56,433 then Shane McMahon would walk out of Orlando, 2132 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:59,099 the new World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 2133 01:31:59,166 --> 01:32:01,800 -[Shane] But-- But. -[Jim] It's true. It's true. 2134 01:32:02,966 --> 01:32:04,566 Rock, hear me out for a second. 2135 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:06,700 This is the whole point. 2136 01:32:06,766 --> 01:32:08,800 You and I should not be fighting. 2137 01:32:09,466 --> 01:32:13,433 No, no, Rock, you and I should be allies. 2138 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,000 [Lawler] Allies? 2139 01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:16,966 Think about it, Rock. 2140 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:18,966 The old man's lost it. 2141 01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:19,866 He's history. 2142 01:32:19,933 --> 01:32:20,766 [Lawler] Huh? 2143 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:23,366 My mom, she's enthralled with power. She's gone. 2144 01:32:23,433 --> 01:32:25,933 Steph and Triple H, no offense. They've blown it. 2145 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,333 But you and I, Rock. Think about it. 2146 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:32,966 You could be World Wrestling Entertainment Champion forever. 2147 01:32:33,033 --> 01:32:35,033 -[Lawler] He's got a point -Unite with me, Rock. 2148 01:32:35,599 --> 01:32:39,400 We can build the strongest force that the WWE has ever known. 2149 01:32:39,466 --> 01:32:40,500 What do you say? 2150 01:32:42,033 --> 01:32:44,833 -[Lawler] What do you think, JR? -[Shane] But Rocky-- 2151 01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:45,900 [Jim] I don't-- 2152 01:32:45,966 --> 01:32:48,900 -[Jim] It sounds pretty impressive. -[Shane] That's right, listen to him. 2153 01:32:48,966 --> 01:32:50,500 Do you smell what I'm cooking? 2154 01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:53,833 [Jim] Did he say unite? 2155 01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:57,200 -[Lawler] Yes, he said unite. -He didn't say, Rock unite with Shane? 2156 01:32:58,666 --> 01:32:59,966 Me and you. 2157 01:33:00,099 --> 01:33:01,766 That's it. That's it. 2158 01:33:01,833 --> 01:33:02,666 [Lawler] Whoa! 2159 01:33:02,733 --> 01:33:04,500 [Jim] I think Shane just got his answer. 2160 01:33:04,566 --> 01:33:07,966 [Lawler] What the heck? Rock, he was trying to reason with you. 2161 01:33:08,033 --> 01:33:09,333 Oh, my god! 2162 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:11,733 [Jim] Man, what a takedown by The Rock. 2163 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,366 [crowd cheering] 2164 01:33:13,433 --> 01:33:14,566 [Jim] Wait. What the hell? 2165 01:33:14,633 --> 01:33:18,633 Chris Benoit! Chris Benoit with a steel chair. 2166 01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:19,833 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 2167 01:33:19,900 --> 01:33:22,466 [Jim] And Benoit laying waste to The Rock. 2168 01:33:22,533 --> 01:33:24,666 [Lawler] That Rabid Wolverine. 2169 01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:26,766 [Jim] The Rabid Wolverine with a steel chair, 2170 01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:28,133 wearing out The Rock, 2171 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,666 and now stomping a hole in The Rock. 2172 01:33:30,733 --> 01:33:32,400 [Lawler] Oh, he has a sadistic smile. 2173 01:33:32,466 --> 01:33:34,433 [laughs] Chris Benoit. 2174 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,833 -Benoit now has gone Crossface. -[Lawler] Look at this! 2175 01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:39,966 [Jim] Benoit, the Crossface on The Rock. 2176 01:33:40,033 --> 01:33:42,333 [Lawler] Look at Shane, his ribs are probably broken. 2177 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:43,966 [crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 2178 01:33:44,033 --> 01:33:45,133 [Lawler] Oh, look! 2179 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,166 -[Jim] Shane McMahon slapping The Rock! -What? 2180 01:33:47,233 --> 01:33:51,233 [Jim] Benoit ripping and tearing at The Rock with a Crossface. 2181 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:53,333 [Lawler] Look at Shane. 2182 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:57,400 [Jim] The Rabid Wolverine has got the Crossface locked on The Rock. 2183 01:33:57,466 --> 01:33:59,633 [Lawler] Oh. Watch it, Shane. Watch your ribs. 2184 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:03,833 Look at Shane. Even with that punctured lung and broken ribs. 2185 01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:06,233 -[Jim] Shane McMahon slapping The Rock. -Whoa! 2186 01:34:06,300 --> 01:34:08,300 [Jim] And now taking out these referees. 2187 01:34:08,366 --> 01:34:10,099 [Lawler] He's The Giant Killer. 2188 01:34:10,166 --> 01:34:12,566 [Jim] Shane McMahon taking out the referees, 2189 01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:14,433 and now he's got a steel chair. 2190 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,599 But The Rock is clipped in a Crossface, 2191 01:34:17,666 --> 01:34:20,766 longer than any human being has ever been before. 2192 01:34:20,833 --> 01:34:23,233 [Lawler] No help for The Rock! None whatsoever. 2193 01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:24,300 What's he gonna do? 2194 01:34:25,099 --> 01:34:26,566 [Jim] Look at Benoit's face. 2195 01:34:26,633 --> 01:34:28,566 [Lawler] Benoit may rip Rock's head off. 2196 01:34:28,633 --> 01:34:30,733 [Jim] The Rock's shoulder, his neck. 2197 01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:34,400 [Lawler] And look out, Shane, they're trying to jump you from behind. 2198 01:34:34,466 --> 01:34:36,800 [Jim] And look at Benoit! He just nailed Sgt. Slaughter. 2199 01:34:36,866 --> 01:34:38,300 And right back on the Crossface. 2200 01:34:38,366 --> 01:34:39,533 [Lawler] Gosh. 2201 01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:44,000 [Jim] Benoit is-- He is rabid. 2202 01:34:44,066 --> 01:34:45,900 Benoit has snapped here. 2203 01:34:45,966 --> 01:34:48,233 [Lawler] Rock is helpless. He can't do anything. 2204 01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:51,333 [Jim] And Benoit. My god, he's gonna rip The Rock apart. 2205 01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:54,533 [Lawler] Look at Shane, getting a shot in. 2206 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:59,333 [Jim] Shane McMahon with a steel chair, with The Rock helpless. 2207 01:34:59,566 --> 01:35:02,533 [Jim] The Rock-- You can hear The Rock. 2208 01:35:03,733 --> 01:35:06,000 [Jim] God almighty, how is he even conscious? 2209 01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:10,266 [Jim] Benoit is continuing to rip and tear. 2210 01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:13,433 [Lawler] I tell you, this is bad. Rock may not be conscious. 2211 01:35:14,566 --> 01:35:17,066 [Jim] Oh, Shane McMahon just nailed Sgt. Slaughter 2212 01:35:17,133 --> 01:35:18,533 with the steel chair. 2213 01:35:18,599 --> 01:35:21,599 -[Lawler] Oh, god. -My god, we gotta have some help. 2214 01:35:23,133 --> 01:35:26,200 [Jim] Look at Shane drive that chair into the shoulder of The Rock. 2215 01:35:26,266 --> 01:35:27,966 [Lawler] I think The Rock's completely out. 2216 01:35:28,033 --> 01:35:30,200 [Jim] Oh The Rock is-- He's gonna be out. 2217 01:35:30,266 --> 01:35:31,400 The Rock is hurt. 2218 01:35:34,599 --> 01:35:37,599 -[Jim] My god! Here comes Mick Foley. -Uh-oh. 2219 01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,566 [Jim] The commissioner. 2220 01:35:39,633 --> 01:35:40,733 [Lawler] Watch it. Watch it. 2221 01:35:42,099 --> 01:35:43,933 [Jim] Mick Foley coming into the ring. 2222 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,700 But The Rock has been punished. The Rock has been tortured. 2223 01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:51,099 [Jim] The Rock has been clipped to the Crossface 2224 01:35:51,166 --> 01:35:53,099 longer than any human being ever. 2225 01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:54,166 [indistinct yelling] 2226 01:35:54,233 --> 01:35:55,866 ["Whatever" playing] 2227 01:35:55,933 --> 01:35:58,066 [Jim] Thank god the commissioner was here. 2228 01:35:58,933 --> 01:36:01,033 [Jim] Thank god Mick Foley was able. 2229 01:36:01,466 --> 01:36:02,833 [Lawler] Yeah, but you got to know 2230 01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:05,066 that this is not what Mick Foley had in mind 2231 01:36:05,133 --> 01:36:06,400 when he made this mess. 2232 01:36:06,466 --> 01:36:07,599 The Rock is wasted. 2233 01:36:07,666 --> 01:36:10,066 [Jim] How about Shane McMahon, what do we have here? 2234 01:36:10,133 --> 01:36:11,400 Look at Benoit smiling. 2235 01:36:13,599 --> 01:36:16,666 [Jim] Or Shane McMahon and Benoit together. 2236 01:36:17,666 --> 01:36:19,366 [Lawler] Sure looks that way to me. 2237 01:36:19,433 --> 01:36:23,900 [Jim] The Rock will never ever forget The Rabid Wolverine, 2238 01:36:23,966 --> 01:36:26,033 and the prison of Crossface. 2239 01:36:26,099 --> 01:36:28,200 [Lawler] I'll never forget Shane McMahon, either. 2240 01:36:28,266 --> 01:36:31,933 [Jim] Are Shane McMahon and Chris Benoit together? 2241 01:36:32,033 --> 01:36:34,766 For The Rock's sake, they better not be. together?