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[Mr. McMahon] Today,
here in the United States,

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we celebrate the life
of an extraordinary man who had a dream.

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A dream of unity, a dream of peace,
long live the dream.

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["Thorn in Your Eye" plays]

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♪ It's my life in the box in front of me ♪

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♪ Taking junk in my arms
Is the soul of me ♪

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♪ You walk by
Eyes can see me laying face down ♪

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♪ Why am I the thorn in your eye? ♪

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[crowd cheering]

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[Ross] The Royal Rumble is this Sunday
on pay-per-view

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and we expect to be rumbling all night

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here live from the sold-out
Bradley Center in Milwaukee.

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Our fans in WWE New York
are jacked, they're all ready.

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Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
here at ringside.

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And, King, what a match-up,
what a main event tonight.

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We're gonna see The Rock
and The Undertaker join forces

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to collide with Kane and Rikishi.

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[Lawler] Oh, my God.
I've seen a lot of brawls,

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I've seen a lot of matches on Raw,
but this may be the biggest of all.

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[Ross] And we fully expect
the Texas Rattlesnake,

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"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
to be here tonight live as well.

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["Loaded" plays]

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-[Lawler] Oh, boy, here we go.
-[Ross] And here we go, folks.

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This can be a hellacious ride
here tonight.

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[bell dinging]

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[Lilian] The following
Six-Person Tag Team contest

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is scheduled for one fall.

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Introducing first, the team of Lita,
Matt, and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Ross] Matt and Jeff Hardy along with Lita
will be in Six-Person Tag Team Match

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in here first.

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And, King,
against one of your favorite entities,

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the Right to Censor.

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[Lawler] Oh, please, give me a break.
I hate them, I can't stand them.

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I'm really voting for The Hardys and Lita.

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I just want to see them eliminate
this Right to Censor group

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once and for all.

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-["Censorship" plays]
-Yeah!

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[crowd booing]

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[Lilian] Their opponents, the team
of the World Wrestling Entertainment

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Women's Champion, Ivory, Val Venis,
and Steven Richards, Right to Censor.

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[Ross] Well, folks,
last night on MTV's Heat,

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Lita issued a stern challenge
to the injured Chyna.

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I think that Chyna is afraid of me
and afraid to get in the ring with me.

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And I'm so sure of it
that I am willing to lay my title

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on the line at Royal Rumble to prove it.

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[Ross] Well, Lita knowing that Chyna
was not in earshot.

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[Lawler] Yeah, Ivory talks tough
when she knows that…

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Well, she not only knows
that Chyna wasn't in here,

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she knows that Chyna's not 100%.

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[Ross] And Chyna,
thanks to Right to Censor, may never be…

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-[bell dinging]
-…at 100% again.

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And here we go. Man, what a night.

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You can just feel the electricity
in the air here

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just six days before
the Royal Rumble pay-per-view this Sunday.

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And it's Jeff Hardy
and Val Venis kicking it off here.

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A rockiest crowd indeed here in Milwaukee.

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And thank you for being with us
at home here on TNN

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and live on TSN
to our neighbors in Canada.

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[Lawler] Well, listen to this crowd,
they are jacked, and I think…

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I think these people hate Right to Censor
just as much as you and I do, JR.

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[Ross] And Val Venis,
a proud Right to Censor member.

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What's wrong with him?

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Got the right hand in.
Nice drop toe-hold takedown by Jeff Hardy.

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[Lawler] Right on Val's nose.
Here we go.

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[Ross] Jeff Hardy quicker than a hiccup,
no doubt about that.

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Double team,
Matt Hardy and his brother Jeff.

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[Lawler] Oh, whoa.

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[Ross] A little poetry
in motion there, King.

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And a knockdown.

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[Lawler] Yeah, could use some there.
[laughs]

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[Ross] We're gonna have Rock
and The Undertaker tonight

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against Kane and Rikishi.

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[Lawler] Look at this.
Oh, it's the spin cycle.

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The old spin cycle from The Hardys.

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[Ross] And white socks, Steven Richards…

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getting just a small sample
of what he deserved.

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And I cannot believe the audacity…

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A nice spinebuster.

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And Val Venis didn't go for the cover,
but goes with the right hands.

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I could not believe the audacity of Ivory
last night on MTV's Heat,

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issuing a very brave challenge

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to the phenomenal
"Ninth Wonder of the World" Chyna,

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knowing that Chyna is not and may never be
at 100% again, King.

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[Lawler] That's why Ivory seemed so brave.

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I mean, that's why she's out there
running her mouth.

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Ivory's one of the only people I know

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that could talk her head off
and not miss it.

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[Ross] Man, I would not wanna go
on a long car trip with Ivory,

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-I could tell you that.
-[Lawler] Oh, please.

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[Ross] And now Steven Richards
with a sidewalk slam on Matt Hardy.

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-Going for the cover here…
-Two!

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…and got a near fall with white socks.

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Tag made, here comes Val Venis.

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[Lawler] There's Right to Censor,
you hear the term, oh, self-righteous.

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I mean,
they really think they know it all.

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[Ross] Here's the cover!
And Matt Hardy with a kick-out.

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All they do they would like for all of us
to live our lives as they dictate.

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[Lawler] No, thanks.

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[Ross] Forget freedom of speech,
freedom of expression…

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Nice expression there by Matt Hardy.

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[Lawler] They wanna tell you what to wear
or what to not wear.

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[Ross] What to watch on television
or what not to watch.

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[Lawler] See, if it were
up to Right to Censor,

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we wouldn't be able to see Lita out here.

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Well, at least not dressed like that.

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Woo-hoo.

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[crowd cheering]

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I'm not against scantily clad women,
at least not as often as I'd like to be.

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-[Ross] I'd pick on that a few years ago.
-[Lawler chuckles]

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[Ross] Matt Hardy trying to fight back,
but he's being hammered by Val Venis,

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a very talented competitor,
there's no doubt about that.

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Val Venis has phenomenal physical skills
and great in-ring technique.

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Politically, I think
Val is using his new sock.

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[Lawler] Oh, wow. Don't sugarcoat it, JR.
Say what you mean.

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[Ross] I'm just telling the truth
since it worked better that way.

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Double team here, and the…

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Oh, double suplex.

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And now the white socks, Steven Richards…

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got a near fall on Matt Hardy.

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We expect "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
to be here tonight.

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The Texas Rattlesnake,
who just seven days ago

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got screwed by Triple H
out of the WWE Championship,

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and he has a tremendous confrontation
last week on Raw against Kurt Angle.

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-Right hand by Jeff Hardy, knocked in…
-[Lawler] This should be good.

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-[Ross] Oh, my!
-[Lawler] Yes!

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[Ross] Jeff Hardy may have pulled
a hamstring back there

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with that leg drop from the second rope,
I think it was.

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[Lawler] You ever pulled a hamstring, JR?

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-[Ross] Yes, I have.
-[Lawler] I mean, your own?

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-[Ross] Yeah, when I was younger.
-[Lawler] Oh, I see.

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[Ross] When I actually did
some physical exertion, I did.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Lawler] Oh, baby.

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[Ross] There's another tag made.

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Here comes Jeff.

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And Val Venis back in.

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We have yet to see Lita and Ivory
officially in this contest.

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Beautiful dropkick by Jeff Hardy.

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[Lawler] I've seen Lita in this contest.

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I've been watching her the whole time
as a matter of fact. Oh!

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[Ross] A unique takedown by Jeff.

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-Double leg takedown.
-[Lawler] Oh, baby.

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[Ross] Both feet right to the sternum of…

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-[Lawler] There you go.
-[Ross] …of white socks.

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[Lawler] Uh-oh. Look at this. Oh.

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[Ross] Steven Richards in front of us.

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[Lawler] Good. On the floor,
that's a good place for him.

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[Ross] And Val Venis, though,
reasserting himself here as…

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[Lawler] Down to shirts and skins.

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[Ross] Oh, wait a minute,
Ivory made a tag. Ivory made a tag.

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-[Lawler] Look at this.
-[Ross] A blind tag.

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[Lawler] Oh, yeah. Whoa.

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[Ross] And a meeting of the dimwits
brought the minds…

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Well, Lita got the tag.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Lawler] Oh, what's she gonna do?
Look at this. Oh!

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-[Ross] Lita with a hurricanrana on Val.
-[Lawler] That's a hurricane-Lita.

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[Ross] And a spear takedown by Lita.

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And she is hammering away at Ivory,
the WWE Women's Champion.

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[Lawler] Don't stop, give it to her.
Oh, big clothesline.

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[Ross] Nice knockdown by Lita.

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[Lawler] Where are you going, Ivory?
Big shot.

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[Ross] I think it got a little hot
in the kitchen for Ivory.

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-[Lawler] Get in there, tough girl.
-[Ross] Oh, wait.

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-There's Chyna.
-[Lawler] What?

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[Ross] King, there's Chyna.

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[Lawler] What the heck?
What's she doing out here?

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[Ross] Chyna's here.

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[Lawler] Oh.

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[Ross] And she just threw Lita
right back into…

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Oh, threw Ivory right back into Lita.

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-[Lawler] Look at Ivory.
-[Ross] Ivory's scared to death of Chyna.

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[Lawler] She can't believe
what she's seeing.

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Yeah, that's right, it is Chyna. Oh!

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[crowd cheering]

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[Ross] And Lita,
with a Twist of Fate on Ivory.

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-[crowd] One, two, three.
-[bell dinging]

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["Loaded" plays]

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[Lilian] Here are your winners,
Lita and The Hardy Boyz.

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[Ross] The Right to Censor
getting Lita the hell out of here.

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Getting Ivory, I'm sorry,
the heck out of here.

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[Lawler] Look at Ivory.
She still can't believe her eyes.

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Yeah, you're right. That's Chyna.

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Hold on a minute, Ivory.

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[Lawler] Look at that face. Ugh.

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[crowd cheering]

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Oh, look at that face.

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[crowd cheering]

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Last night you issued a challenge to me
for your precious little Women's Title

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knowing that I wouldn't show up.

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Knowing that I wasn't
100% physically well.

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Well, be careful what you asked for,
Ivory, 'cause you just might get it.

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[crowd cheering]

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[Lawler] What she mean by that?

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I accept your challenge

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and I will be there Sunday
at the Royal Rumble.

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And according to my schedule…

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you have about five days
of physical well-being.

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[Lawler] Whoa!

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[Ross] This Sunday,
Chyna's accepted Ivory's challenge.

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The Royal Rumble is this Sunday
on pay-per-view.

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[Lawler] And that's gonna be
for the Women's Title?

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[Ross] Yes, it is.

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Again tonight, The Rock and The Undertaker
collide with Rikishi and Kane.

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And that could be an all-out
tag team war here tonight.

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Plus, tonight we expect
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin to join us.

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[Lawler] Here he comes.
We're about to see him. No, wait a minute.

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[Ross] Oh, Austin doesn't travel
in a limousine.

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That is a long black limousine
pulling in here at the Bradley Center.

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[Lawler] It's extra-long.
It's… Oh, no wonder.

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[crowd booing]

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It's like the first couple.

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[Ross] It's Triple H and his wife,

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and this cannot be a good news
for anybody.

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The number one contender is here.

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["The Game" playing]

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♪ It's time to play the game… ♪

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[crowd cheering]

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[Ross] And we are back live
at the Bradley Center here in Milwaukee.

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And apparently, we're about to be joined

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by the number one contender
for the WWE Title,

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the man that will meet Kurt Angle
this Sunday,

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all on the pay-per-view extravaganza.

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It's gonna be Triple H, Kurt Angle
for the WWE Title, King,

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this Sunday in the New Orleans Arena.

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[Lawler] Oh, it looks like
it's time to play the game all right.

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Look at Stephanie.

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[Ross] Stephanie's following her husband,
The Game, to the ring.

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What an opportunity for that man,
Triple H, to regain the WWE Title.

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But can he beat
the 1996 Olympic gold medal winner

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and reigning WWE Champion, Kurt Angle?

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We'll find out this Sunday
on pay-per-view.

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And we invite all of our great WWE fans

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to join us live and in person
in the New Orleans Arena.

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[Lawler] What a huge match-up
that's gonna be.

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And, of course, Stephanie's gonna be
in the corner of her husband, Triple H,

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but what about Kurt Angle's corner?

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[Ross] He's got Trish Stratus
in his corner.

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So Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
will be at ringside with her husband.

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[Lawler] Yeah, you know,
some sparks are gonna fly there.

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Stephanie and Trish?
They can't stand each other.

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[Ross] And the person
with Trish's alleged relationship…

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-[Lawler] Oh, wait, wait.
-…is Stephanie's father, Mr. McMahon.

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[Lawler] Hold it now, JR, don't go there.

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[Ross] I said alleged, King.

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[Lawler] But you're still putting it
in people's mind.

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You're planting that seed.

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[Ross] Well, I'm not gonna talk
about planting seeds.

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[Lawler chuckles]

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[Ross] And The Game… is back.

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He is better than a 100%,

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and he cost Stone Cold the WWE Title
right here last Monday Night here on Raw.

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Austin got a royal screwing
by the male member of the first couple.

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[crowd booing]

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[Ross] Six days and counting
to the Royal Rumble.

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You know, everywhere I go,
it's the same thing.

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[crowd clamoring]

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[Lawler] Oh, no, not this.

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They don't do this
everywhere Triple H goes, do they?

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[Ross] It's always at the same part
of the anatomy.

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It's the same thing.

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I hear it from everybody I meet.

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When I'm at a restaurant,

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the waiter comes over
and he whispers in my ear…

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"Triple H, kick Austin's ass."

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-[Lawler] Whoa.
-[crowd booing]

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-[Ross] I don't believe it.
-[Lawler] What do you mean?

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When I'm at the airport, as I walk by,
I hear people yell,

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"Triple H, kick Austin's ass.
Give him one for me."

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[Lawler] You know what?
I hope Austin's not here yet.

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When I'm at the hotel,
the idiot carrying my bags up to the room,

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right before he leaves,
he looks back and he says,

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"Hey, Triple H…

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finish Austin off."

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"Finish him for good."

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[Ross] He's probably a bad tipper too.

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And you know what?

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Nothing would make me happier right now

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than to drag
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin's ass

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down that ramp…

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dragging him into this ring and finish it.

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To beat "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's ass
once and for all

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right in the middle of this ring,

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right in front of each
and every one of you.

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[Lawler] I'm worried,
Triple H may have a stroke here.

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Look at the veins in his neck,
they're bulging out.

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He's incensed.

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-But…
-[crowd chanting] Austin! Austin! Austin!

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[Lawler] Calm down,
don't let this rile you up.

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[Ross] Listen to this crowd here,
chanting for the Rattlesnake.

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any more[Lawler] Don't get Triple H
any more upset, people.

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Oh, you can cheer, but he won't come.

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Even Austin is smart enough to know
when to stay away.

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[Lawler] Uh-oh.

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[Ross] I don't think he's here yet.

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And tonight, I've made a promise,
and I intend to stick to my promise.

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So unless I am provoked,

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unless I am physically provoked
by Steve Austin…

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I will leave him alone for the time being.

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[Ross] Sure, you will.

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[Lawler] Austin is lucky in that respect.

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And order will be maintained here tonight.

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-[crowd booing]
-[Lawler] Thank goodness.

305
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What's wrong with these people now?
This is Stephanie talking, show respect.

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Hold on a second, Steph. Shut your holes!

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[Lawler] There you go.

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[crowd booing]

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[Ross] Standing up for his wife,
King, and…

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-[Lawler] You can't blame him.
-[Ross] That's a losing battle.

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And the man who will maintain that order…

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from 2,000 miles away…

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live via satellite is my dad,
Vince McMahon.

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-[crowd booing]
-[Lawler] All right!

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-Hi, Daddy.
-[Mr. McMahon] Hi, Steph, how you doing?

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[Stephanie] I'm good.

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And, uh, you, Triple H,
looking pretty good,

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and it's really nice to have your presence
back in the squared circle.

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It's good to be back.

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[Stephanie] How's the XFL?

321
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:52,100
Well, actually things are going real well
with the XFL, I'm glad you asked.

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Of course, we're getting ready
for the big kick off from February 3

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and I'm sorry
I really can't be there tonight,

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you know, because of my other duties.

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And I know that could be
somewhat disheartening for WWE fans,

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but, nonetheless, I'm sure that, uh,

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Steph, I'm sure you'll see
that things are, um,

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well, very interesting tonight.

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And speaking of that,

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Triple H, as you well know
the conversation that I had with you

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and also the conversation that I had
with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

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earlier this weekend,

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it was well-documented

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that if you two individuals
clashed in any way,

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there's gonna be serious consequences.

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For you, Triple H, if you physically
provoke "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

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in any matter whatsoever,

338
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then, Triple H,
you lose your number one contendership.

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You will not face Kurt Angle
for the WWE Title at the Royal Rumble.

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-[Lawler] Oh, my God! Did you hear that?
-[Ross] Yeah.

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And likewise, if "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
in any way, Triple H, provokes you,

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Stone Cold will lose his opportunity

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to participate in the 30-Man
Royal Rumble match-up itself.

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[crowd booing]

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00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,133
So, again, we would expect
that both you two gentlemen

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would conduct yourselves
as consummate professionals…

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which is something
that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,

348
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:20,466
quite frankly, did not do,
in all fairness, did not do on SmackDown.

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Stone Cold interjected himself
in the Six-Man Tag Team match-up.

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Well, Austin,
since you like six-man matches

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then why don't we put you in one
in that very ring tonight?

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-[crowd cheering]
-That's right.

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Tonight it will be
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin teaming up

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with… the Dudley Boyz.

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-[Lawler] Whoa.
-[crowd cheering]

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00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,533
And Austin and the Dudley Boyz
will square off against

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the Tag Team Champions,
Edge and Christian.

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And those two will team up

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with the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion…

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-[Lawler] Oh, my gosh.
-…Kurt Angle.

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[Ross] What a match that's gonna be.

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And by the way, Steph,
I won't be able to watch tonight

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00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,733
because I've got a meeting,
they're calling for me right now,

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00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,500
but I have my cell phone on,

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00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:12,433
and if you need me for any reason,
don't hesitate to call.

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00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,066
Thanks, Dad.

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00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,399
-[Lawler] What about that, JR?
-[Triple H] See you later, Vince.

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00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,866
You know, it's funny that Vince brings up

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the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion, Kurt Angle.

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00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:30,533
You now, I've said it once
and I'm gonna say it again,

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Kurt Angle is
the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion

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because I have allowed it.

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[crowd booing]

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00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:47,266
You see, Kurt Angle has not had
a one-on-one title defense with me

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00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,833
even though I never actually lost

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00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:53,500
the World Wrestling Entertainment
Championship,

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00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:56,066
but he's never defended it
against me because…

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00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,766
quite frankly,
my attention has been diverted elsewhere.

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00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,899
Well, as of right now…

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my attention is on Kurt Angle,

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my attention is on being

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the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion.

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And I'm sorry to be the one
to inform you, Kurt…

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but I'm gonna be the one
that ends your illustrious title reign.

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And what a title reign it was, Kurt.

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I mean…

387
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:33,766
you know…

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00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:40,233
getting your brother to hide
under the ring at Survivor Series.

389
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,333
Boy, that really showed some nads.

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00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,933
[Ross] Triple H would never do
anything like that, would he?

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And constantly getting yourselves DQ'd
and counted out

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and having your little nimrod pals running
and save you all the time…

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boy, that's something
to be really proud of, Kurt.

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What a champion.

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00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,133
Well, Kurt, Sunday at the Royal Rumble…

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you can bring them all.

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You can bring your family,
you can bring your friends,

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00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,066
you can bring Nancy Kerrigan,

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00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:17,866
you can bring Mary Lou Retton,

400
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:21,333
hell, you can bring the whole
1980 Olympic hockey team,

401
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,899
and it's not gonna make
a damn bit of difference

402
00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:28,300
because I will get what I want.

403
00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:34,366
Kurt Angle, I will be

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the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion,

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and there is not a damn thing
you or anybody else can do about it.

406
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,833
[Ross] The number one contender
very confident

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00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,933
that this Sunday he's gonna regain the…

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00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,333
["Medal" plays]

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00:22:50,399 --> 00:22:51,233
[Lawler] Uh-oh!

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00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:57,566
[Ross] Well, there is the WWE Champion,
Kurt Angle,

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00:22:57,633 --> 00:23:00,200
with a somewhat incredulous look
on his face.

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00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:03,399
[Lawler] Incredulous, to say the least.

413
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:09,033
[Ross] Kurt Angle in Six-Man
Tag Team Match here tonight. However…

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00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,633
Well, well, well,
if it isn't my old friends,

415
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,366
the McMahon-Helmsleys.

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00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:18,300
And, Triple H,
I'll get to you in a second.

417
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:23,433
But, Steph, I have to say
that I am very disappointed.

418
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:31,466
Now, Steph, you know I love you,
but… you blew it, babe.

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00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:36,066
[Lawler] What? What do you mean by that?
You don't think…

420
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,633
And I know that Triple H
is your husband and all,

421
00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,966
but the last time he was champion
was when?

422
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:44,266
King of the Ring?

423
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:47,566
Which I won incidentally.

424
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:53,233
And, Triple H, you may be a great athlete…

425
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,700
you may be "The Game"…

426
00:23:58,399 --> 00:24:03,300
but there is no way that you're taking
my title from me at the Rumble.

427
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,466
And you wanna talk about games?

428
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,933
Well, Donkey Kong himself

429
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,700
has a better shot of taking this title
from me than you do, pal.

430
00:24:14,766 --> 00:24:17,733
[Lawler] Donkey Kong? Wow.

431
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,100
That's pretty strong words.

432
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,399
[Kurt] And the only difference
between you and Donkey Kong

433
00:24:22,466 --> 00:24:26,366
is that he is the big smelly ape
that people actually like.

434
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:27,266
[crowd cheering]

435
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,166
[Lawler] Whoa!

436
00:24:33,366 --> 00:24:35,633
Steph, I know that Triple H
is your husband,

437
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,899
and I can respect that.

438
00:24:37,899 --> 00:24:40,366
And I'm only hoping
that you can respect the fact,

439
00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:41,833
that last week on SmackDown,

440
00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:45,533
I felt the need to get someone
in my corner.

441
00:24:46,566 --> 00:24:47,433
[Lawler] Oh, boy.

442
00:24:48,066 --> 00:24:48,933
Oh, boy.

443
00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:54,666
Someone the McMahon-Helmsley family
knows quite well.

444
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,166
-[Lawler] What do you mean by that?
-[Ross] Uh-oh.

445
00:24:58,233 --> 00:25:00,633
[Kurt] Trish, why don't you come out here
and say hello?

446
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,066
[Lawler] Oh, look at Steph.

447
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,766
["Emergency" plays]

448
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:07,066
There's a little, uh, friction here,
to say the least.

449
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:08,066
Oh, look at Steph.

450
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:13,533
[Ross] And look at that fur coat…
with diamond earrings.

451
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,933
Where do you think she got those?

452
00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:18,933
[Lawler] I don't know where she got them.
What do you mean?

453
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,266
Stephanie, Hunter.

454
00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:24,733
Listen, guys, no hard feelings.

455
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,133
You know that I just think
the world of you two.

456
00:25:29,199 --> 00:25:30,699
-[Ross] Yeah. All right.
-[Lawler] What?

457
00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:33,266
But when Kurt asked me
to be in his corner,

458
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,600
I couldn't say no.

459
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,266
-[Lawler] She couldn't?
-[Ross] That's her problem.

460
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,166
[Lawler] Hey.

461
00:25:40,733 --> 00:25:41,833
Well, let's face it,

462
00:25:41,899 --> 00:25:46,199
whether it's Kurt Angle
or Mr. McMahon himself…

463
00:25:48,233 --> 00:25:49,066
[Ross] Uh-oh.

464
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:51,399
…I just love a man on top.

465
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:54,066
-[Lawler] What the…
-[crowd cheering]

466
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,666
Oh, no. Oh, boy.

467
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:01,333
I can't believe she said that.

468
00:26:01,399 --> 00:26:02,233
Well, Trish…

469
00:26:03,466 --> 00:26:07,533
since the word no doesn't seem to be
a part of your vocabulary…

470
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,333
[Lawler] Oh.

471
00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:13,800
…then you won't have any problem
with the match I'm about to make.

472
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:16,133
-[Ross] Uh-oh.
-[Lawler] Wait a minute.

473
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:20,399
Because tonight, in this very ring,

474
00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:24,133
you're gonna be in competition

475
00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:29,433
against the former
WWE Women's Champion, Jackie.

476
00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:32,266
[Ross] Yeah, well, Jackie is tough.

477
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,800
[Stephanie] Oh, but, Trish…

478
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,500
this isn't going to be
any kind of regular match.

479
00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:40,266
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-No, no.

480
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:44,600
[Lawler] Oh, what is she thinking of?
That devious little mind of hers.

481
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:51,333
I'm going to make a match more…
suitable to your particular talent.

482
00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:52,233
[crowd cheering]

483
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:55,066
[Lawler] Oh, my gosh.
What kind of match could this be?

484
00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:56,933
-You know what type of match?
-Tonight, Trish,

485
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,933
your match against Jackie
is going to be a Spanking Match.

486
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,833
[crowd cheering]

487
00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:05,399
-[Ross] A Spanking Match?
-[Lawler] A Spanking Match?

488
00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:07,300
[Ross] A Spanking Match?

489
00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:08,966
[Lawler] Spanking Match, Spanking Match.

490
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:10,233
Woo-hoo.

491
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:13,766
[Ross] Trish and Jackie
in a Spanking Match,

492
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:16,000
but Stone Cold and the Dudleys

493
00:27:16,066 --> 00:27:20,333
to take on Kurt Angle and Edge
and Christian here tonight as well.

494
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:23,500
[Lawler] Oh, we're gonna have
a spanking good time tonight, JR.

495
00:27:23,566 --> 00:27:25,199
This is gonna be great. Woo-hoo!

496
00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:29,666
[Ross] The first, the first ever
spanking match live tonight.

497
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,733
Are you gonna be all right?

498
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,466
I don't know if I ever not, JR.

499
00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:37,766
I don't know if my heart is gonna be able
to stand a Spanking Match tonight.

500
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:38,833
Spank! Woo-hoo!

501
00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:41,866
Between Trish and Jacqueline,
and the reason this match came about,

502
00:27:41,933 --> 00:27:44,533
ladies and gentlemen,
this last Thursday on SmackDown,

503
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,533
Mr. McMahon was very distressed
to find out that Trish is gonna be

504
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,866
at Kurt Angle's corner
at the Royal Rumble.

505
00:27:50,933 --> 00:27:52,433
And they had this exchange.

506
00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,899
What are you doing?

507
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:58,000
Volunteering your services
to be in Kurt Angle's corner?

508
00:27:58,066 --> 00:27:59,433
What are you doing, Trish?

509
00:28:00,233 --> 00:28:03,699
You know what?
I've been bad. I've been really bad.

510
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:10,500
In fact, I think that I've been so bad
that I deserve spanking.

511
00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,566
[crowd cheering]

512
00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:15,566
Well, um…

513
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,666
Come to think of it…

514
00:28:23,466 --> 00:28:28,266
you have been a… a very bad girl.

515
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:34,699
I can't believe that little slut, Trish.

516
00:28:34,766 --> 00:28:38,433
I hope Trish gets
exactly what she deserves tonight.

517
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,899
Yeah, yeah.

518
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:43,066
You know, Steph, I'm really not so sure
how Vince is gonna react

519
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:46,399
to this whole Spanking Match thing
in the first place.

520
00:28:46,466 --> 00:28:48,133
I think you need to calm down, all right?

521
00:28:48,199 --> 00:28:51,333
You just need to relax and calm down.

522
00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:53,633
Well, Dad certainly didn't seem to mind

523
00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,933
when Trish got spanked on Thursday night,
did he?

524
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,833
No, he didn't.

525
00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,966
But speaking of calming down,

526
00:29:00,766 --> 00:29:03,100
you better cool your jets with Austin,

527
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:05,633
or you're gonna lose your match
against Kurt at the Rumble.

528
00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:08,500
I'm not gonna lose anything, all right?

529
00:29:08,566 --> 00:29:09,633
I will keep cool.

530
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:14,333
But, Steph, I'm telling you right now,
if Austin provokes me,

531
00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:19,399
if he gets in my face,
it is gonna be on, understand me?

532
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:21,166
It will be on.

533
00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:26,333
[Ross] Well, Stone Cold's scheduled
to be here tonight, King.

534
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:27,566
And it could be on.

535
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,266
[Lawler] Well,
there'll be dire consequences,

536
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,100
well, for one of those two guys,

537
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,566
either Stone Cold or for Triple H,
if it does get on.

538
00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:36,466
[bell dinging]

539
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:39,633
[Lilian] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall, and it is for

540
00:29:39,699 --> 00:29:43,366
the World Wrestling Entertainment
Hardcore Championship.

541
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:49,233
Introducing the challenger,
weighing in at 282 pounds, Test.

542
00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:51,833
[Ross] Hardcore Title on the line here.

543
00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:54,800
[Lawler] You know what, JR?
I've been thinking about something.

544
00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:56,566
I'm just wondering if there's a…

545
00:29:57,399 --> 00:29:59,966
Mr. McMahon, you know
the kind of guy he is, he never…

546
00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,833
-[Lilian] His opponent…
-[Lawler] Shut up, Lilian.

547
00:30:01,899 --> 00:30:03,366
…weighing in at 229 pounds,

548
00:30:03,433 --> 00:30:09,866
he is the World Wrestling Entertainment
Hardcore Champion, Raven.

549
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:13,233
[Lawler] You know Mr. McMahon
never does anything that's not calculated,

550
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,699
planned out well in advance.

551
00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:15,600
[Ross] Yeah.

552
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:19,100
[Lawler] Do you think maybe that…
that he's got "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

553
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:23,199
teaming with the Dudleys tonight
because of what happened last week

554
00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:25,600
between "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
and the Dudleys?

555
00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:28,066
[Ross] Austin knocked the Dudleys out
with those chair shots…

556
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:28,966
[Lawler] Yeah.

557
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:31,800
…when he got involved
in a Six-Man Tag Team match-up.

558
00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:33,533
I'd like to… I'd like to hope anyway

559
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,300
that the Dudleys
are gonna let bygones be bygones.

560
00:30:36,366 --> 00:30:38,633
[Lawler] Give me a break.
They got to be partners tonight.

561
00:30:38,699 --> 00:30:41,533
Let me ask you this,
this past Monday Night on Raw…

562
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,100
-[Ross] Oh, look out here.
-[bell dinging]

563
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:46,066
…at the end of the show, if I'd hit you
over the head with the chair,

564
00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:47,833
would you wanna be my partner
here tonight?

565
00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:49,866
-[Ross] Well, hell, no.
-[Lawler] Yeah, right.

566
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:50,866
That's right.

567
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,433
That's what's gonna happen
with the Dudleys and Austin tonight.

568
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,033
[Ross] Let's hope that's not the case

569
00:30:55,100 --> 00:31:00,100
as Raven is defending
the Hardcore Title here against Test.

570
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:02,333
Hardcore rules, there must be a winner.

571
00:31:02,399 --> 00:31:03,300
[Lawler] Look out.

572
00:31:03,366 --> 00:31:05,866
[Ross] Pinfalls count anywhere,
no disqualifications,

573
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:08,433
no countouts, anything goes.

574
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,933
[Lawler] You could hope
that's not the case all you want to,

575
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,133
but this gotta be the case,
I just figured that out.

576
00:31:13,199 --> 00:31:14,800
It's a pre-deduction on my part,

577
00:31:14,866 --> 00:31:17,966
but it's even smarter on the part
of Mr. McMahon to come up with it.

578
00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:19,399
[Ross] Stone Cold and the Dudleys

579
00:31:19,466 --> 00:31:21,166
to take on Kurt Angle,
Edge, and Christian.

580
00:31:22,933 --> 00:31:24,699
Look how this match got started here.

581
00:31:24,766 --> 00:31:25,899
[Lawler] Oh, my gosh.

582
00:31:25,966 --> 00:31:27,866
[Ross] What a bang, so to speak.

583
00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:30,466
[Lawler] The ring got trashed,
and then poor Raven got trashed.

584
00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:31,933
Hey, hey. Wait a minute. Look at this.

585
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,600
[Ross] There's Hardcore Holly
with the referee.

586
00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:37,033
He's got a ref with him.
That means he's in this match-up.

587
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,433
And there's a fall and a near fall.

588
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,600
-And wait a minute.
-[Lawler] What's Blackman doing?

589
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,399
-He's got a ref.
-I doubt this is…

590
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,800
This is four men now
competing for the Hardcore Title.

591
00:31:46,866 --> 00:31:50,300
[Lawler] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my gosh.

592
00:31:51,733 --> 00:31:53,233
Look out.

593
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,433
[Ross] Reverse elbow by Test off the top

594
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:59,000
in this unruly
Hardcore Championship match-up.

595
00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:01,666
[Lawler] The referees are even confused.
They don't know who to count for.

596
00:32:01,733 --> 00:32:02,566
Wait a minute.

597
00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:04,766
[Ross] Well, now Test…

598
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,899
[Lawler] This is just another day
in the WWE.

599
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,033
-Oh, wow.
-[crowd exclaiming]

600
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,933
[Ross] Test going after Raven
who is the Hardcore Champion.

601
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,866
[Lawler] Raven hitting with… What is that?

602
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,033
[Ross] Some sort of street sign
or something.

603
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,899
[Lawler] It's a stop sign, I hope. Oh, no!

604
00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:21,766
-Yield. Oh!
-[crowd exclaiming]

605
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,899
[Ross] WWE.com. Raven just logged on.

606
00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:27,000
And there's a cover. It could… No.

607
00:32:27,966 --> 00:32:30,000
Steve Blackman, "The Lethal Weapon,"
stopping it,

608
00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:32,966
and there's a shot
from Hardcore Holly on Blackman.

609
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,066
[Lawler] Raven just want to get
the heck out of there right now.

610
00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:37,966
Where is he?

611
00:32:38,033 --> 00:32:41,533
[Ross] Well, these hardcore matches
are unruly and chaotic.

612
00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,699
The rules are not real structured,
quite frankly.

613
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:46,333
[Lawler] There you go. Watch your back.

614
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,899
I bet he's still coming up.
Here's Test. Oh!

615
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:51,600
[Ross] Test kicking that can
right back on Raven's face.

616
00:32:52,399 --> 00:32:53,266
Hey, look.

617
00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:55,233
-That's William Regal.
-[Lawler] Hey!

618
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,533
[Ross] William Regal,
the European Champion.

619
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,433
Oh, man, just…

620
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,333
-He just put Test's lights out.
-[ref] One, two, three. Ring the bell.

621
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:02,966
-[bell dinging]
-[Lawler] Anything goes.

622
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:05,000
[Ross] And Raven with an assist
from William Regal.

623
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,933
[Lilian] Here is your winner and still
the World Wrestling Entertainment

624
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,366
Hardcore Champion, Raven.

625
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,133
[Ross] Where the hell's Raven going?

626
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:15,300
[Lawler] I have no idea, but if I were him
with all of those guys after me,

627
00:33:15,366 --> 00:33:16,399
I'd get out of here too.

628
00:33:16,466 --> 00:33:19,033
[Ross] Raven leaving the Bradley Center
here in Milwaukee,

629
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:21,166
and there's a waiting automobile.

630
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,600
Who the hell is driving that car?

631
00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:26,833
And look. And now Blackman
and Hardcore Holly have to be separated.

632
00:33:26,899 --> 00:33:28,399
What's your problem, Blackman?

633
00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:30,833
If it weren't for you,
I'd be the Hardcore Champion right now.

634
00:33:30,899 --> 00:33:33,100
And who you think
you're talking to like that?

635
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,100
I run this Hardcore division.

636
00:33:35,899 --> 00:33:38,633
It seems pretty obvious,
you want some of me.

637
00:33:38,699 --> 00:33:40,133
No, I don't want some of you.

638
00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:44,199
I wanna beat your entire ass up there
in front of the world tonight.

639
00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:46,800
-[Lawler] Oh!
-You got it. And I'll lead the way, pal.

640
00:33:46,866 --> 00:33:48,066
Now get your ass moving.

641
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,866
-Hey, hey.
-Get off of me.

642
00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:52,500
[Lawler] I wanna see these two
just finish this once and for all.

643
00:33:52,566 --> 00:33:53,800
Hey, hey.

644
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:57,033
[Ross] And Kevin Kelly is gonna talk
to The People's Champion.

645
00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:01,666
The Rock, on his way to the Royal Rumble,
but he's got a tag match tonight.

646
00:34:04,466 --> 00:34:08,633
Rock, we are six days
from the Royal Rumble.

647
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:12,966
Tonight, you stand side by side
with the man you could be toe to toe…

648
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

649
00:34:30,733 --> 00:34:35,699
Finally, The Rock has come back
to Milwaukee.

650
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:37,766
[crowd cheering]

651
00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:42,733
So this is how it's going down tonight,

652
00:34:42,799 --> 00:34:45,900
six days away from the biggest
Royal Rumble in history,

653
00:34:45,966 --> 00:34:48,966
six days away, tonight,
The Rock is in a tag team match.

654
00:34:49,733 --> 00:34:52,766
Partner, The Undertaker,
opponents, Rikishi and Kane.

655
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:55,699
Well, excuse The Rock
if he's not cutting backflips.

656
00:34:55,766 --> 00:34:57,933
Excuse The Rock
if he's not doing cartwheels

657
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,500
over having his partner be The Undertaker,

658
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,166
'Cause you see, Undertaker,

659
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,566
with what happened between you
and The Rock last week,

660
00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:06,799
the week before that,
the week before that,

661
00:35:06,866 --> 00:35:10,133
you and The Rock
will never ever truly be partners.

662
00:35:11,566 --> 00:35:15,700
But, Undertaker, after tonight,
after our brief partnership tonight,

663
00:35:15,766 --> 00:35:19,166
consider our partnership tonight history.

664
00:35:20,533 --> 00:35:21,900
And speaking of history,

665
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,166
today is a very special day to The Rock…

666
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,100
just as it is very special day
for every person around the world.

667
00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,900
Today is the birthday
of another great one.

668
00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:34,966
[crowd cheering]

669
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,366
Today is the birthday
of another great one.

670
00:35:39,433 --> 00:35:43,166
Today is the birthday
of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

671
00:35:43,233 --> 00:35:45,233
[crowd cheering]

672
00:35:46,266 --> 00:35:49,299
And just like Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
had a dream,

673
00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:52,966
well, just like The Rock has a dream, too.

674
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,200
The Rock has a dream

675
00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:58,900
that he's going to the Royal Rumble,

676
00:35:58,966 --> 00:36:02,566
and body after body after body
over the top rope,

677
00:36:02,633 --> 00:36:04,666
one man left standing
in the middle of the ring,

678
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:08,766
one man left standing,
and that one man is The Rock.

679
00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:12,033
[crowd cheering]

680
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,366
The Rock has a dream,

681
00:36:15,433 --> 00:36:18,066
has a dream that he's winning
the Royal Rumble,

682
00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:19,566
going on to WrestleMania,

683
00:36:19,633 --> 00:36:24,233
and from coast to coast,
Wisconsin to China, and back to Wisconsin,

684
00:36:24,299 --> 00:36:29,000
sea to shining sea, The Rock,
one more time on top of the mountaintop,

685
00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:31,166
WWE Champion.

686
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,266
[crowd cheering]

687
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:38,166
And you see, just like
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream,

688
00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:40,066
we all have dreams,

689
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,400
but there's been one dream that has become
a reality of The Rock,

690
00:36:43,466 --> 00:36:46,033
one dream that's been coming true
for The Rock.

691
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:49,933
Day after day, night after night,
24 hours a day,

692
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,233
seven days a week, 365 days a year,

693
00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:58,299
and that one dream is The Rock forever,
whooping ass, whooping ass,

694
00:36:58,366 --> 00:37:01,966
thank God Almighty,
The Rock is whooping ass.

695
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:08,500
If you smell what The Rock is cooking.

696
00:37:08,566 --> 00:37:10,400
[Lawler] He's got a dream, JR.

697
00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:11,833
[Ross] Thirty men in the Royal Rumble,

698
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:15,900
The Rock's got his sight set
on winning it this Sunday,

699
00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:18,566
this Sunday on pay-per-view.

700
00:37:19,633 --> 00:37:21,766
Dudley Boyz,
this Sunday at the Royal Rumble,

701
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:24,500
you got Edge and Christian
with the Tag Team Titles on the line,

702
00:37:24,566 --> 00:37:26,866
but first, tonight,
a Six-Man Tag Team match-up.

703
00:37:26,933 --> 00:37:29,966
Kurt Angle teams with Edge and Christian
to take on the Dudley Boyz

704
00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:34,299
and the man who hit you both in the head
with a chair on SmackDown Thursday night,

705
00:37:34,366 --> 00:37:36,466
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

706
00:37:36,533 --> 00:37:43,233
Kurt Angle, Christian, and Edge,
tonight you will receive a little taste

707
00:37:43,299 --> 00:37:46,066
of what you're gonna get
at the Royal Rumble,

708
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,799
because you see,
there will be no rest for you,

709
00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:51,066
and there will be no escape.

710
00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:54,333
Ha! Oh, my brother, Bubba, testify.

711
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,533
Don't worry, Austin,
the Dudley Boyz understand

712
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,799
that a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.

713
00:38:01,866 --> 00:38:06,100
But when tonight is over
and we leave Edge, Christian, and Angle

714
00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,700
left layin' in the middle of the ring,

715
00:38:08,766 --> 00:38:10,799
it is then, Stone Cold,

716
00:38:10,866 --> 00:38:15,966
that you and the Dudleys
will have a little Dudleyville discussion.

717
00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:18,799
-[Ross] What?
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

718
00:38:18,866 --> 00:38:20,333
I don't like the sounds of that, JR.

719
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,400
What do you think they mean by
a Dudleyville discussion with Stone Cold?

720
00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:25,833
Vince, do you remember
when I did The Drew Carey Show?

721
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:26,966
-[Mr. McMahon] Yeah.
-All right.

722
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,600
Well, his manager called earlier today.

723
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:31,299
It turns out Drew Carey
is like a huge mark for me,

724
00:38:31,366 --> 00:38:34,633
and, uh, he wants to do something
with the Rumble.

725
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,533
I don't know.

726
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,866
That's all right with me,

727
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:39,366
but you guys called me
because of Drew Carey

728
00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:40,866
wanting to be in the Royal Rumble?

729
00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:44,366
No, no, Dad,
we called because The Rock just said

730
00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:46,933
something very interesting
in his interview.

731
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,366
Rock doesn't seem too happy

732
00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,633
about teaming up
with The Undertaker tonight.

733
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,133
I think I can understand that.

734
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,400
If that's the case, if he's unhappy,
let's make him happy then.

735
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:59,900
Why not take Rock
and team him up with Kane

736
00:38:59,966 --> 00:39:02,900
to square off against
The Undertaker and Rikishi? Yeah, huh?

737
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:06,100
Rock and Kane
versus Undertaker and Rikishi.

738
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,466
Maybe that will make him happy.

739
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:08,799
That will make him very happy.

740
00:39:08,866 --> 00:39:11,033
Matter of fact,
that makes everybody happy.

741
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,433
-It's good for all.
-Try not to bottleneck it, guys, please.

742
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,500
-Vince, you're a genius.
-Thanks.

743
00:39:15,566 --> 00:39:16,600
Have a good meeting.

744
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,200
[Ross] On a cold snowy night
in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

745
00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:22,500
we're in the Bradley Center,

746
00:39:22,566 --> 00:39:26,500
we're sold out and red hot on our way
to the Royal Rumble.

747
00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:31,100
And King, I'll tell you, Mr. McMahon,
2,000 miles away,

748
00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:34,033
still running the WWE with an iron hand.

749
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,833
[Lawler] What do you mean
with an iron hand?

750
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:37,466
He's making decisions all the time.

751
00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:38,600
Hey, check it out.

752
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:39,533
[crowd cheering]

753
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,433
Milwaukee Bucks.

754
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,733
[Ross] Sam Cassell, Tim Thomas
of the Milwaukee Bucks

755
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:45,233
here in the front row.

756
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:48,233
Mr. McMahon wanting to make
The Rock happy, King.

757
00:39:48,299 --> 00:39:49,799
Hey, guys!
I'll give you an autograph in a minute.

758
00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:51,600
I'll be over there. What?

759
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:55,566
Mr. McMahon wanna make The Rock happy,
so now he's gonna team The Rock with Kane,

760
00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:57,900
The Undertaker and Rikishi,
what's that about?

761
00:39:57,966 --> 00:39:59,299
Well, it's about fairness.

762
00:39:59,366 --> 00:40:03,233
You know, Mr. McMahon is all about
fairness these days, that's all.

763
00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:04,566
-["Rollin'" plays]
-Uh-oh.

764
00:40:04,633 --> 00:40:05,933
[crowd cheering]

765
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,466
-[The Undertaker] Deadman walking.
-[Lawler] Ah!

766
00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:19,100
♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Yeah ♪

767
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,666
♪ Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'… ♪

768
00:40:20,733 --> 00:40:22,433
[Ross] With the sounds of Limp Bizkit,

769
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,633
the fans are on their feet
in the Bradley Center.

770
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:32,299
For our man, this is gonna be one of 30
in the Royal Rumble this Sunday,

771
00:40:32,366 --> 00:40:38,066
a pay-per-view extravaganza
that you cannot afford to miss.

772
00:40:40,033 --> 00:40:41,866
Thirty men in the Royal Rumble,

773
00:40:41,933 --> 00:40:45,933
two men will start,
another enters every two minutes.

774
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,233
The only way to be eliminated
is to be thrown over the top rope

775
00:40:49,299 --> 00:40:52,533
and both feet touching the ground.

776
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,500
[Lawler] Oh. Can't afford to miss that.

777
00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:55,566
I'm always glad

778
00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:58,666
that The Undertaker misses us
when he comes by on that huge bike.

779
00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:02,466
One of these nights,
he could just run right over us, JR.

780
00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:08,666
[Ross] 6'10",
325 pounds of American Badass.

781
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:10,666
And the winner of the Royal Rumble

782
00:41:10,733 --> 00:41:13,466
is automatic to the main event
at WrestleMania

783
00:41:13,533 --> 00:41:18,533
and will challenge the WWE Champion,
whoever that may be.

784
00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:22,233
[Lawler] Oh.

785
00:41:22,299 --> 00:41:24,033
["Bad Man" plays]

786
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:29,000
[Ross] And here's the man that will be
number 30 in the 30-Man Royal Rumble.

787
00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:31,133
[Lawler] He's a bad man. Woo-hoo!

788
00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:36,100
[Ross] Rikishi tough enough to survive

789
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:39,966
being tossed off at the top
of the Hell in a Cell cage

790
00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:41,366
last month at Armageddon.

791
00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:46,066
And speaking of tough enough,
fans who'd like a career in the WWE,

792
00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:49,799
would you like to be a part
of a brand new television show?

793
00:41:49,866 --> 00:41:54,366
Applications are available
at WWE.com, King.

794
00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:55,533
[Lawler] Unbelievable.

795
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,466
If you're the winner,
you're gonna get a WWE contract,

796
00:41:58,533 --> 00:42:01,433
a career right here
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

797
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:05,833
[Ross] Check it out at WWE.com,
and be a part,

798
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:10,166
if you think you're tough enough,
of a brand new television show…

799
00:42:10,233 --> 00:42:12,100
[Lawler] On your TV.

800
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:15,133
[Ross] …and to be a part of… Oh, my.
Of the WWE.

801
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,466
["Out of the Fire" plays]

802
00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:18,533
[crowd cheering]

803
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,433
[bell dinging]

804
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,933
[Lilian] The following tag team contest
is scheduled for one fall.

805
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,100
Introducing the opponent, first,
weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane.

806
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,100
[Ross] So thanks to Mr. McMahon,

807
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:37,799
it will now be Kane and The Rock
as partners,

808
00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:39,266
I use that term loosely,

809
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,333
against The Undertaker
and Rikishi as partners.

810
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,933
[Lawler] Well, you heard The Rock
saying right out of his own mouth,

811
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,900
he wasn't happy
being partners with The Undertaker,

812
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,766
so now he's gonna… Ah! Jesus!

813
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:56,766
[Ross] The Big Red Machine,
the brother of The Undertaker.

814
00:42:58,733 --> 00:43:01,400
Man, this has got slobberknocker
written all over it.

815
00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:05,933
♪ If you smell
What The Rock is cookin'… ♪

816
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,533
[crowd cheering]

817
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,133
[Lilian] His tag team partner,
from Miami, Florida,

818
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,266
weighing in at 270 pounds, The Rock.

819
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:18,066
[Lawler] Well, JR,
The Rock said he had a dream,

820
00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:19,966
but I bet he never dreamed
he'd be partnered

821
00:43:20,033 --> 00:43:22,533
with The Big Red Machine tonight.
[chuckles]

822
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,200
It may turn out to be a nightmare.

823
00:43:24,266 --> 00:43:27,400
[Ross] And a bad nightmare
you can't ever wake up from.

824
00:43:27,466 --> 00:43:29,299
The Rock, The People's Champion,

825
00:43:29,366 --> 00:43:32,900
all four of these men
will be in the Royal Rumble.

826
00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:38,633
Thirty! Thirty men
competing for the opportunity

827
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,900
to wrestle the WWE Champion
at WrestleMania.

828
00:43:45,033 --> 00:43:47,866
It all comes down to this Sunday.

829
00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:53,366
This Sunday,
the extravaganza of extravaganzas,

830
00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:55,933
and it's exclusively on pay-per-view.

831
00:43:57,266 --> 00:43:59,766
[Lawler] Check out your partner, Rock,
what do you think?

832
00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:02,900
Are you happy with him?
That makes you happy?

833
00:44:03,733 --> 00:44:04,566
Whoa!

834
00:44:04,633 --> 00:44:06,700
[Ross] I hope our fans
in the Crescent City

835
00:44:06,766 --> 00:44:10,100
will plan on joining us live
in the beautiful New Orleans Arena.

836
00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:12,233
And The Rock now.

837
00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:15,666
[Lawler] The Rock doesn't look happy,
does he?

838
00:44:15,733 --> 00:44:17,066
[Ross] He certainly does not.

839
00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:18,900
-The Rock reluctantly…
-[bell dinging]

840
00:44:18,966 --> 00:44:20,033
…teaming with Kane…

841
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:25,600
with the an eleventh hour appeal,
so to speak, by Mr. McMahon.

842
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:28,366
So The Rock and Kane are partners,

843
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:31,333
and The Undertaker and Rikishi
are partners.

844
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,066
And there's the answer,
no love lost in either corner.

845
00:44:35,033 --> 00:44:37,766
[Lawler] Oh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait for this.

846
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,566
I can't wait
for that Spanking Match either,

847
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,933
but I can't wait for this.

848
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,366
[Ross] Oh, no spankings here.

849
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:47,433
Trish and Jackie,
thanks to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley,

850
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,133
will have a Spanking Match tonight.

851
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,200
[Lawler] Whoa. Look at that look.

852
00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:54,100
Those looks.

853
00:44:55,433 --> 00:45:00,266
[Ross] Rikishi and The Rock grew up
in one large extended family.

854
00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,566
They have known each other
since they were small boys,

855
00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:06,400
if they were ever small boys.

856
00:45:08,299 --> 00:45:09,166
And here they go.

857
00:45:09,233 --> 00:45:10,766
[crowd cheering]

858
00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:15,799
The Rock, the right hands,
and Rikishi, at 400 plus…

859
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,733
retaliates but is quickly countered
by The Rock.

860
00:45:19,799 --> 00:45:21,766
-[Lawler] Oh, man.
-[crowd cheering]

861
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,566
[Ross] Rikishi taken down
with a reverse elbow.

862
00:45:26,366 --> 00:45:28,366
[Lawler] These are four
of the biggest Superstars

863
00:45:28,433 --> 00:45:30,299
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

864
00:45:30,366 --> 00:45:31,766
They all can't stand each other,

865
00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:34,333
but somehow they're gonna have
to be partners here.

866
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,766
[Ross] And these four, and 26 others…

867
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:40,233
-[Lawler] Oh, boy.
-…will be in the Royal Rumble this Sunday.

868
00:45:40,299 --> 00:45:42,100
[Lawler] Get ready, Rock.

869
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:43,266
Whoa!

870
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:48,400
[Ross] The Rock exploded out of the corner
and takes the 400-pounder down.

871
00:45:48,466 --> 00:45:50,500
And Kane got the blind tag.

872
00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:52,533
Kane tagged himself in.

873
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,566
There's no teamwork in either corner,

874
00:45:55,633 --> 00:45:58,200
and I don't think
we should expect to see any.

875
00:45:58,266 --> 00:46:01,433
[Lawler] No,
we're just gonna see four individuals

876
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,133
trying to beat the hell out of each other.

877
00:46:03,866 --> 00:46:06,266
[Ross] And don't forget,
Stone Cold and the Dudleys

878
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:09,666
will join forces tonight
against Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian.

879
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:10,766
Samoan drop.

880
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,900
[Lawler] Yeah.
I can't wait to see that either.

881
00:46:13,966 --> 00:46:16,299
Like I said, JR,
what do you think is gonna happen?

882
00:46:16,366 --> 00:46:18,466
The Dudleys, they've already admitted

883
00:46:18,533 --> 00:46:20,500
they're gonna have
a little Dudleyville discussion

884
00:46:20,566 --> 00:46:22,333
-with Stone Cold.
-[Ross] But what does that mean?

885
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,066
[Lawler] Oh, I don't know.
It might be a sit-down discussion,

886
00:46:25,133 --> 00:46:27,266
maybe some chairs involved, who knows.

887
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,833
-[Ross] Not a table, you don't think.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh, look at this.

888
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:30,866
[Ross] Wow. Ugh.

889
00:46:30,933 --> 00:46:33,500
-[Lawler] Look out! Here it comes!
-[all exclaiming]

890
00:46:33,566 --> 00:46:35,500
[Ross] Don't touch your television sets.

891
00:46:35,566 --> 00:46:38,333
A bit like the Discovery Channel,
a tour of the Grand Canyon.

892
00:46:39,033 --> 00:46:41,233
[Lawler] Don't think Trish's bottom
is gonna look like that

893
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,266
in that Spanking Match, do you?

894
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,466
[Ross] I don't think Trish's bottom
could ever look like that.

895
00:46:45,633 --> 00:46:49,100
Kane looking to hook up Rikishi
and take him for a ride here.

896
00:46:49,866 --> 00:46:51,299
These four men, as we said,

897
00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:55,900
with 26 others
in the Royal Rumble match itself

898
00:46:55,966 --> 00:46:58,466
this Sunday from the New Orleans Arena.

899
00:46:58,533 --> 00:47:00,299
What a pay-per-view it's gonna be.

900
00:47:00,366 --> 00:47:04,633
[Lawler] Oh, my gosh, you're kidding me.
He slammed Rikishi.

901
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,600
[Ross] That's 420 pounds.

902
00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:08,266
[Lawler] He slammed Rikishi!

903
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:12,333
[Ross] That Kane, he is animal strong.

904
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,100
[Lawler] I cannot believe my eyes.

905
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,066
Rikishi's animal heavy.

906
00:47:18,133 --> 00:47:20,933
[Ross] Big Red Machine, poised on the top,

907
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,766
and takes down Rikishi
with a hellacious clothesline.

908
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,333
[Lawler] Let's face it, JR,

909
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,066
I think each one of these guys
have a dream,

910
00:47:31,133 --> 00:47:33,766
they all dream about winning
the Royal Rumble

911
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,600
and going on and being the champion
at WrestleMania. Oh!

912
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,633
[Ross] What a tag.

913
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,799
[Lawler] That's a tag?

914
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:43,633
[Ross] The Undertaker and Kane,
they are brothers,

915
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:48,366
estranged at best, but they are brothers,
and they're about to get it on here.

916
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,799
[Lawler] That's the strangest tag.

917
00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:52,466
[Ross] And The Rock
just tagged himself back in.

918
00:47:52,533 --> 00:47:54,066
[Lawler] Look at this!

919
00:47:54,133 --> 00:47:55,900
[Ross] And The Undertaker
ready for The Rock,

920
00:47:55,966 --> 00:47:58,933
meeting The People's Champion
with the right hands.

921
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,133
It's reversed now.

922
00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:07,133
-The Rock with the overhand rights.
-Ooh!

923
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,900
[Ross] And The Undertaker
taking The Rock down with that size 18,

924
00:48:10,966 --> 00:48:11,900
right in the face.

925
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:16,133
There's an elbow, there's the cover!

926
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,366
And a near fall here.

927
00:48:18,433 --> 00:48:20,066
The Undertaker and The Rock were…

928
00:48:21,133 --> 00:48:22,933
[Lawler] This is one of the most
original tags

929
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,200
I've ever seen right there.

930
00:48:24,266 --> 00:48:25,100
Love it!

931
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:27,166
-[Ross] Deadman walking tag.
-Yeah.

932
00:48:27,233 --> 00:48:30,666
[Ross] The Rock and The Undertaker
were gonna be partners here tonight,

933
00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,833
but Mr. McMahon wanted to make The Rock…

934
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:36,066
[Lawler] No, no, no. Yeah, right.
Rock was unhappy with that.

935
00:48:36,133 --> 00:48:38,600
[crowd chanting] Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

936
00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:40,900
[Ross] Reverse elbow by The Undertaker.

937
00:48:40,966 --> 00:48:42,233
And The Rock fights back.

938
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,333
Every man for himself, seemingly,
in this match-up,

939
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,133
just like it will be this Sunday
at the Royal Rumble.

940
00:48:52,299 --> 00:48:53,133
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

941
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:56,833
Undertaker ready to get down
and dirty now.

942
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,033
Look out, Rock.

943
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,466
[Ross] The Rock on dream street
here in Milwaukee.

944
00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:03,233
[The Undertaker] Old School!

945
00:49:03,299 --> 00:49:06,700
[Lawler] Did you hear The Undertaker?
He said Old School.

946
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:09,299
He's about to take The Rock to school

947
00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:11,766
the way he took so many
WWE Superstars to school.

948
00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,100
Oh!

949
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,466
[Ross] And The Undertaker
hammering The Rock down

950
00:49:15,533 --> 00:49:18,299
after coming off the top rope
with that six-ten,

951
00:49:18,366 --> 00:49:20,333
325-pound frame.

952
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,666
And The Rock fights back
with the right hand that scores.

953
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,900
The Rock's scoring repeatedly
with the right hands,

954
00:49:26,966 --> 00:49:28,633
but The Undertaker won't go down.

955
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,033
[Lawler] Just think these guys
were supposed to be partners

956
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:31,933
in this match-up.

957
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,299
Whoa, double clothesline.

958
00:49:33,366 --> 00:49:34,900
[Ross] What a midair collision that was.

959
00:49:34,966 --> 00:49:36,666
And these two men are down.

960
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,666
Remember, at the Royal Rumble,

961
00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:43,600
the only way to be eliminated
is to be thrown over the top rope,

962
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,733
and both their feet must touch the floor.

963
00:49:45,799 --> 00:49:48,500
There's no disqualifications
at the Royal Rumble.

964
00:49:48,566 --> 00:49:50,666
It will not be for the weak of heart.

965
00:49:50,733 --> 00:49:53,166
[Lawler] I would've thought
nobody could've lifted Rikishi

966
00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:54,566
and thrown him over the top rope,

967
00:49:54,633 --> 00:49:57,266
until I saw Kane slam Rikishi
a few minutes ago.

968
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,299
I actually saw it.

969
00:50:01,133 --> 00:50:03,600
[Ross] Both men,
The Rock and the Undertaker, back up.

970
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,366
And The Rock down to one knee.

971
00:50:05,433 --> 00:50:08,299
The Rock, with the right hand,
staggers The Undertaker.

972
00:50:08,366 --> 00:50:10,299
[Lawler] Listen to those shots, JR.

973
00:50:10,366 --> 00:50:13,266
[Ross] Three right hands,
The Undertaker still not gone down.

974
00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:14,400
[Lawler] There he is.

975
00:50:14,466 --> 00:50:15,799
[Ross] But the neck breaker

976
00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:18,600
takes the American Badass
down to the canvas.

977
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:20,100
[Lawler] He's right back up.

978
00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:21,533
Unbelievable.

979
00:50:22,533 --> 00:50:24,766
[Ross] And there's another one.
A street fight.

980
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:27,966
Can you imagine
what it's gonna be like Sunday

981
00:50:28,033 --> 00:50:32,333
when 30 men vying for one prize
in the Royal Rumble?

982
00:50:32,399 --> 00:50:33,233
DDT!

983
00:50:33,299 --> 00:50:35,366
[Lawler] That did it. That did it.

984
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:36,433
Look out.

985
00:50:37,399 --> 00:50:40,133
[Ross] Rikishi making sure
The Rock didn't get the due.

986
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,866
And here comes Kane.

987
00:50:41,933 --> 00:50:44,933
[Lawler] JR, I just gotta say,
you seem a little keen up for the Rumble.

988
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,066
Are you ready for it or what?

989
00:50:46,133 --> 00:50:47,399
[Ross] You're damn right,
I'm ready for it.

990
00:50:47,466 --> 00:50:48,633
[Lawler] Yeah, you are.

991
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:52,100
[Ross] Another right hand by Rikishi,
and Kane fighting on the outside.

992
00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:53,399
Just keep 'em away from here.

993
00:50:53,466 --> 00:50:55,366
[Lawler] Yeah, no, too late. Look out!

994
00:50:56,399 --> 00:50:59,866
[Ross] The ring bell just took
Rikishi's lights and dimmed them.

995
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:01,733
[Lawler] Oh, boy.

996
00:51:01,799 --> 00:51:04,366
That's it for Rikishi, I'm afraid.

997
00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:07,600
[Ross] So much for The Undertaker's
tag team partner here tonight.

998
00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,933
-At least you think that anyway.
-[Lawler] Look out.

999
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,733
[Ross] Spinebuster by The Rock.

1000
00:51:13,399 --> 00:51:14,500
[Ross] Oh, he's waiting.

1001
00:51:14,566 --> 00:51:17,200
[Ross] The Rock,
poised and waiting on The Undertaker.

1002
00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,566
And here comes Kane.

1003
00:51:21,633 --> 00:51:24,000
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Ross] Kane is The Rock's partner.

1004
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,766
[Lawler] Wait a minute.

1005
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,633
-What are you doing?
-[Ross] A Chokeslam!

1006
00:51:28,733 --> 00:51:32,100
Kane just Chokeslammed his partner,
The Rock,

1007
00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:36,466
and he's leaving The Rock
for Kane's brother, The Undertaker.

1008
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,433
[Lawler] So much for that partnership.

1009
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,733
[crowd booing]

1010
00:51:40,933 --> 00:51:45,633
[Ross] Is The Undertaker even aware
that The Rock got Chokeslammed by Kane?

1011
00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:49,200
[Lawler] I don't know, but I'd say
the merger between The Rock and Kane

1012
00:51:49,266 --> 00:51:50,600
is definitely dissolved.

1013
00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:54,033
[Ross] The Rock barely able to…

1014
00:51:54,899 --> 00:51:57,666
Well, he's being pulled up
by The Undertaker.

1015
00:51:58,433 --> 00:51:59,700
Kane has done the damage.

1016
00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:01,666
-[Lawler] Oh, no.
-Oh, my.

1017
00:52:01,733 --> 00:52:04,100
That's the Last Ride.
You gotta be kidding.

1018
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,133
[Lawler] That's it.

1019
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,166
-Look out.
-The Rock trying to counter out of it.

1020
00:52:11,233 --> 00:52:12,166
[Lawler] He did.

1021
00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:15,633
[Ross] The Rock,
who's damn near deadweight here

1022
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,200
after the Chokeslam from Kane.

1023
00:52:17,266 --> 00:52:18,966
[Lawler] He's gonna get him again.

1024
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,100
Oh, my God.

1025
00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:23,466
[Ross] That don't look good.

1026
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,333
[Lawler] Sorry, Rock.

1027
00:52:25,399 --> 00:52:28,133
[Ross] God almighty, what a Last Ride.

1028
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,866
First, Kane's Chokeslam,
and now The Undertaker's Last Ride.

1029
00:52:31,933 --> 00:52:34,566
-[bell dinging]
-And this one is over.

1030
00:52:34,633 --> 00:52:36,899
-The Undertaker and Rikishi win it.
-[Lilian] Here are your winners,

1031
00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:40,066
The Undertaker and Rikishi.

1032
00:52:40,899 --> 00:52:42,500
[Lawler] And look at Kane.

1033
00:52:42,566 --> 00:52:46,733
[Ross] Kane, looking right at his brother,
and The Undertaker, looking back.

1034
00:52:46,799 --> 00:52:49,000
[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute.
You don't think…

1035
00:52:49,966 --> 00:52:51,233
[Ross] Oh, King, if that…

1036
00:52:51,299 --> 00:52:53,700
If we're thinking the same thing,
I think we are.

1037
00:52:54,933 --> 00:52:58,033
But The Undertaker and Kane, the…

1038
00:52:58,100 --> 00:52:59,866
[Lawler] I don't know.
I can't read anything.

1039
00:52:59,933 --> 00:53:02,399
Everybody is looking at everybody and…

1040
00:53:02,466 --> 00:53:05,266
[Ross] Could The Undertaker and Kane
be on the same page?

1041
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,966
[Lawler] That's a scary thought
right there, JR.

1042
00:53:10,966 --> 00:53:12,633
[Ross] But Kane and The Undertaker,

1043
00:53:13,766 --> 00:53:16,933
could they join forces one time
this Sunday?

1044
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,866
-Could it happen?
-[Lawler] Well, take a look at this.

1045
00:53:18,933 --> 00:53:21,000
These men are partners in this match.

1046
00:53:21,066 --> 00:53:25,166
Kane delivered a huge Chokeslam
to The Rock, his own partner.

1047
00:53:26,633 --> 00:53:28,566
[Ross] And then,
The Undertaker's Last Ride…

1048
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,399
a defenseless Rock…

1049
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:36,299
being driven violently into the canvas.

1050
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,233
[Lawler] Hey, check it out, JR.

1051
00:53:40,966 --> 00:53:42,366
It's that Rabid Wolverine

1052
00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:44,600
and that ladder.

1053
00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:48,633
[Ross] Benoit and Jericho,
the Ladder Match…

1054
00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,533
Wait a minute.

1055
00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:52,500
-I think Benoit is coming our way.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1056
00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:56,100
[Ross] Ladies and gentlemen,
in just a couple of moments ago,

1057
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,433
The Rock had delivered the spinebuster,
waiting on the,

1058
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,399
looked like the Rock Bottom
for The Undertaker

1059
00:54:00,466 --> 00:54:01,766
in this tag team match-up,

1060
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:06,000
when The Rock's partner, Kane,
dissolved the partnership.

1061
00:54:06,066 --> 00:54:07,666
[Lawler] You got that right. Oh!

1062
00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:10,200
That's a how a partnership
is ended emphatically.

1063
00:54:10,266 --> 00:54:14,333
[Ross] And then Kane set The Rock up
for The Undertaker's Last Ride.

1064
00:54:16,033 --> 00:54:19,333
Are we to believe
that The Undertaker and Kane

1065
00:54:19,399 --> 00:54:22,833
could be on the same page this Sunday
at the Royal Rumble?

1066
00:54:22,899 --> 00:54:25,799
[Lawler] Well, we'd see a stare down there
between the two.

1067
00:54:25,866 --> 00:54:27,899
We definitely saw
the end of one partnership,

1068
00:54:27,966 --> 00:54:30,533
we may have seen
the beginning of another one,

1069
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,733
partnership between Kane
and The Undertaker.

1070
00:54:33,866 --> 00:54:35,866
["Shooter" plays]

1071
00:54:36,866 --> 00:54:38,066
[Lilian] Ladies and gentlemen,

1072
00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:40,600
please welcome
the World Wrestling Entertainment

1073
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:44,766
Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit.

1074
00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:47,033
[Ross] On our way
to the great state of Louisiana,

1075
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:49,166
the Intercontinental Champion,
Chris Benoit,

1076
00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:53,133
in the New Orleans Arena,
at the Royal Rumble this Sunday,

1077
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,600
will defend
the Intercontinental Championship

1078
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,100
in a Ladder Match against Chris Jericho.

1079
00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:03,266
And speaking of Louisiana,
I always love going to that state.

1080
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,533
Well, that's not enough.

1081
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,333
We're gonna be in Lafayette
at the CAJUNDOME

1082
00:55:07,399 --> 00:55:10,600
where our fans can join us there live
for WWE Raw.

1083
00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:12,533
And what the hell is Benoit thinking?

1084
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,366
-What is he doing up there?
-[Lawler] I have no idea.

1085
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,933
Didn't know wolverines
were such good climbers.

1086
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,100
[Ross] That's too high for me,
I'll tell you.

1087
00:55:25,266 --> 00:55:26,500
Chris Jericho…

1088
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:30,866
I've got to hand it to you.

1089
00:55:31,766 --> 00:55:36,500
You are, without question,
a phenomenal athlete.

1090
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:41,200
In fact,
you're one of the premiere performers

1091
00:55:41,266 --> 00:55:43,799
in the entire WWE today.

1092
00:55:45,466 --> 00:55:48,666
So, when you challenged me

1093
00:55:49,466 --> 00:55:54,100
to a Ladder Match
for my Intercontinental Title

1094
00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:55,766
at the Royal Rumble…

1095
00:55:57,033 --> 00:56:01,833
well, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I got chills down my spine.

1096
00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:05,733
I've been in the ring
with a lot of tough guys,

1097
00:56:05,799 --> 00:56:08,799
but there is no one, and I mean no one,

1098
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,166
that hands it to me quite like you do.

1099
00:56:12,133 --> 00:56:14,266
So with that in mind, Jericho,

1100
00:56:15,366 --> 00:56:19,066
as a sign of respect for our history,

1101
00:56:20,533 --> 00:56:22,799
I've put together a little something.

1102
00:56:24,366 --> 00:56:29,266
I like to call this piece
"The best of Jericho/Benoit."

1103
00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:31,600
[Lawler] What's this, JR?

1104
00:56:32,433 --> 00:56:33,899
♪ Come on ♪

1105
00:56:33,966 --> 00:56:35,700
♪ You know I got you ♪

1106
00:56:35,766 --> 00:56:37,566
♪ Yeah ♪

1107
00:56:37,633 --> 00:56:38,899
♪ Break the walls down… ♪

1108
00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:41,266
[Lawler] It's like a great
music video here. Whoa!

1109
00:56:42,233 --> 00:56:45,200
[Ross] I don't see
too much offense of Jericho.

1110
00:56:46,366 --> 00:56:48,966
[Lawler] Well, he said
this was the best of Jericho and Benoit.

1111
00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:52,399
[Ross] I guess in Benoit's view. Yeah.

1112
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,266
[Lawler] Man, this is a…

1113
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,966
This could be a top video on MTV.

1114
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:06,266
[Ross] This is Benoit's rendition
of this heated rivalry.

1115
00:57:09,766 --> 00:57:12,700
It's not very objective,
shall we say, but…

1116
00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:15,333
[Lawler] Well,
that's sort of the way I remember it.

1117
00:57:15,399 --> 00:57:16,966
What? He's really enjoying it.

1118
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:23,133
I love to see a Wolverine
have a good time and smile like that.

1119
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,033
Uh-oh.

1120
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,100
[laughs]

1121
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:28,433
Notice a pattern there, Jericho?

1122
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:33,000
In under a minute,
I summed up our entire history.

1123
00:57:34,133 --> 00:57:36,466
At Royal Rumble, you'll give it your all,

1124
00:57:36,533 --> 00:57:38,299
and you'll give it all you've got.

1125
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,000
And it'll be no different
than any other time

1126
00:57:42,066 --> 00:57:43,600
you stepped into the ring with me.

1127
00:57:43,666 --> 00:57:44,500
At the end,

1128
00:57:44,566 --> 00:57:49,500
it will be me standing over
your prone, defeated body.

1129
00:57:50,799 --> 00:57:52,600
And if you think otherwise, Jericho,

1130
00:57:53,399 --> 00:57:55,399
well, there is one thing you could do…

1131
00:57:56,899 --> 00:57:59,633
but it's something you've yet to do
your entire life.

1132
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,533
Prove me wrong!

1133
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,466
[Lawler] Oh, wow.

1134
00:58:04,533 --> 00:58:06,566
'Cause at the Royal Rumble, Jericho…

1135
00:58:07,766 --> 00:58:10,533
you're gonna…
Why don't shut up and show some respect?

1136
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,700
-[Lawler] Look out behind you.
-[Ross] There's Jericho.

1137
00:58:12,766 --> 00:58:14,899
-[Lawler] Oh, my gosh.
-[Ross] Jericho!

1138
00:58:14,966 --> 00:58:17,166
Oh, just pushed Benoit off the ladder.

1139
00:58:17,233 --> 00:58:18,466
[Lawler] A back fighter.

1140
00:58:19,033 --> 00:58:21,533
What's Jericho doing?
Look out, watch the ladder. Look out!

1141
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,533
[Ross] Jericho came through the crowd.

1142
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,100
And now uses a ladder to take Benoit out.

1143
00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:28,433
♪ Break the walls down… ♪

1144
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,433
[crowd cheering]

1145
00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:34,966
[Ross] Jericho giving Benoit
a little taste of the ladder

1146
00:58:35,033 --> 00:58:36,066
before this Sunday.

1147
00:58:36,133 --> 00:58:36,966
Can you imagine?

1148
00:58:37,033 --> 00:58:40,700
Benoit, you wanna talk about
the best of Jericho?

1149
00:58:41,066 --> 00:58:45,766
Well, you can consider that
another one of my greatest hits!

1150
00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:46,666
[Lawler] Oh.

1151
00:58:46,733 --> 00:58:48,399
♪ Break the walls down… ♪

1152
00:58:48,466 --> 00:58:52,133
[Ross] Can you imagine the chances
these two men will take, King,

1153
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:57,799
this Sunday on pay-per-view
at the Royal Rumble in this Ladder Match?

1154
00:58:57,866 --> 00:59:01,833
The Intercontinental Title
hanging high above the ring,

1155
00:59:01,899 --> 00:59:05,500
the first man that climbs the ladder,
retrieves the belt,

1156
00:59:05,566 --> 00:59:07,533
is the Intercontinental Champion.

1157
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,066
[Lawler] Well, Jericho may have made
a huge mistake tonight.

1158
00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:11,700
Uh-oh, look at this.

1159
00:59:11,766 --> 00:59:13,833
[Ross] Stone cold and the Dudleys up next

1160
00:59:13,899 --> 00:59:16,700
against Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian,

1161
00:59:16,766 --> 00:59:22,066
tag team six-man warfare
just around the corner.

1162
00:59:22,133 --> 00:59:24,166
As a matter of fact, it is next.

1163
00:59:24,899 --> 00:59:26,833
And here comes the… Hey, wait!

1164
00:59:26,899 --> 00:59:29,299
-[Lawler] Look out!
-[Ross] The Dudleys.

1165
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,333
[Bubba] Come on, you want some of this?

1166
00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:35,966
[Ross] Well, it's Edge and Christian
attacking the Dudleys.

1167
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,266
-Oh, my God!
-[Lawler] Oh, my God!

1168
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:42,433
[Ross] On the back of Bubba's head.

1169
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,166
Come on! Come on, D-Von.

1170
00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:48,200
[Ross] D-Von Dudley being assaulted
by the Tag Team Champions.

1171
00:59:48,266 --> 00:59:49,233
[Christian] Get up!

1172
00:59:49,299 --> 00:59:51,233
Come on, D-Von. Come on, Dudley.

1173
00:59:51,299 --> 00:59:53,233
-[Lawler] Oh, no.
-[Ross] No, no. Don't do this.

1174
00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:54,966
[Lawler] Look at this. Boom!

1175
00:59:55,033 --> 00:59:57,100
[Ross] Oh, what a Con-Chair-To.

1176
00:59:58,733 --> 01:00:03,600
Looks like the WWE Tag Team Champions
just gave you two the night off.

1177
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:04,833
[Edge laughs wickedly]

1178
01:00:04,899 --> 01:00:06,566
[Ross] Night off? Night off?

1179
01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:09,866
They're supposed to be Austin's partners.

1180
01:00:09,933 --> 01:00:11,666
That match is supposed to be next.

1181
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,200
[Ross] We are back, ladies and gentlemen,
live here in Milwaukee.

1182
01:00:16,266 --> 01:00:18,566
Moments ago, the Dudleys
on their way to the ring,

1183
01:00:18,633 --> 01:00:21,633
and they're gonna join Stone Cold
in this Six-Man Tag Team match-up,

1184
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,000
but Edge and Christian
with the assault from behind, King.

1185
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,866
And, quite frankly,
with the use of those steel chairs.

1186
01:00:30,899 --> 01:00:32,833
Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley,

1187
01:00:32,899 --> 01:00:35,533
who will meet Edge and Christian
this Sunday at the Royal Rumble,

1188
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,233
have been eliminated, in my view.

1189
01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:38,166
[Edge] Come on, D-Von.

1190
01:00:38,233 --> 01:00:41,366
[Lawler] I think you're right.
I think this is what… Wow!

1191
01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:43,600
…what the Dudleys would call
a Dudleyville discussion.

1192
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:44,966
[Edge] Come on, D-Von. Come on, Dudley.

1193
01:00:45,033 --> 01:00:46,733
[Lawler] They were on the wrong end of it.

1194
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:47,633
[Edge] Now!

1195
01:00:48,433 --> 01:00:50,299
[Ross] Oh, man. Right in the skull.

1196
01:00:50,366 --> 01:00:52,200
Now that's impressive.

1197
01:00:52,266 --> 01:00:54,866
Edge and Christian doing
a hell of a number on the Dudley Boyz.

1198
01:00:54,933 --> 01:00:57,366
I'm telling you what,
Austin provokes me tonight,

1199
01:00:57,433 --> 01:00:59,666
that's exactly
how I'm gonna take Austin out.

1200
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,000
You know, which brings up
an interesting point.

1201
01:01:03,066 --> 01:01:05,799
Since Austin doesn't have
any partners now,

1202
01:01:05,866 --> 01:01:09,000
you think Austin's gonna take on
all three champions by himself tonight?

1203
01:01:11,433 --> 01:01:13,633
I don't know. I think I should call Dad.

1204
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,200
For what?

1205
01:01:15,266 --> 01:01:16,899
["How Do You Like Me Now" plays]

1206
01:01:16,966 --> 01:01:18,600
[Ross] That's a good idea, call Daddy.

1207
01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:20,766
-What is Austin gonna do?
-[Lawler] What do you mean?

1208
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,566
It's always a good idea
to call Mr. McMahon.

1209
01:01:24,233 --> 01:01:26,433
[Ross] Well, this is another
impromptu match-up

1210
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:28,266
that came about as the result

1211
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:31,700
of the Hardcore match-up early
between Raven and Test.

1212
01:01:32,566 --> 01:01:34,866
And Raven with Steve…

1213
01:01:34,933 --> 01:01:37,966
William Regal, rather's help, won the…
Retained the title.

1214
01:01:38,033 --> 01:01:39,333
[Lawler] Yeah, and look at this.

1215
01:01:39,399 --> 01:01:41,266
This is becoming
a habit of Raven's lately.

1216
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:44,333
He always got a getaway car
with somebody driving it for him

1217
01:01:44,399 --> 01:01:46,166
waiting in the back.

1218
01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:47,833
[chuckles] That's pretty smart.

1219
01:01:47,899 --> 01:01:52,633
[Ross] And then Hardcore Holly
and Steve Blackman had to be separated.

1220
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:54,533
They both issued a challenge.

1221
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,666
They're both very competitive,
as you can see here,

1222
01:01:57,733 --> 01:02:00,366
and so the match has been signed.

1223
01:02:00,433 --> 01:02:02,100
Hardcore Holly, who's in the ring

1224
01:02:02,166 --> 01:02:04,333
against "The Lethal Weapon,"
Steve Blackman.

1225
01:02:05,266 --> 01:02:06,333
Now, Blackman…

1226
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:13,666
some say you were the greatest
Hardcore Champion in the WWE.

1227
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:16,833
-[Lawler] Ross, you say that.
-[Ross] Yeah.

1228
01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:23,166
But most say Bob Holly was the greatest
Hardcore Champion in the WWE.

1229
01:02:23,233 --> 01:02:25,433
[crowd cheering]

1230
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,733
So I'm gonna get straight to the point.

1231
01:02:28,799 --> 01:02:33,399
Blackman, bring your ass down that ramp
and get in this ring,

1232
01:02:33,466 --> 01:02:36,366
and let's just see
how hardcore you can be.

1233
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:39,299
-[Ross] Man.
-[Lawler] Another one of those things.

1234
01:02:39,366 --> 01:02:41,700
[Lawler] Be careful what you wish for.
You just might get it.

1235
01:02:41,766 --> 01:02:43,633
[Ross] So, who Stone Cold's partner
is gonna be

1236
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:46,633
against Kurt Angle and Edge and Christian,
is my question?

1237
01:02:47,299 --> 01:02:50,700
[Lawler] Well,
let's speculate a little bit, JR.

1238
01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:51,600
[bell dinging]

1239
01:02:51,666 --> 01:02:54,000
[Lilian] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall…

1240
01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:56,799
[Ross] You better get out of the ring,
Lilian, is all I could tell you.

1241
01:02:56,866 --> 01:02:58,166
-[bell dinging]
-[Ross] One fall or not.

1242
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:02,266
-This is not a Hardcore Rules match-up.
-Come on!

1243
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,500
-[Ross] And these guys…
-Come on.

1244
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:10,766
[Ross] Blackman scoring with those kicks
to the thigh muscle,

1245
01:03:10,833 --> 01:03:13,533
and Hardcore Bob Holly
scoring with the right hands.

1246
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,899
[Lawler] And Blackman would kick
your leg off if you're not careful.

1247
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:18,466
[Ross] These are two
of the legitimately toughest guys

1248
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,466
that I've ever been around
in this business.

1249
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:26,433
[Lawler] They both think
they're the kings of hardcore.

1250
01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:29,033
But right now,
Raven's the Hardcore Champion.

1251
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:32,566
[Ross] Raven is,
and Raven conveniently has somebody

1252
01:03:32,633 --> 01:03:34,833
waiting in that getaway car, so to speak.

1253
01:03:34,899 --> 01:03:36,399
[Lawler] Well, that's very smart.

1254
01:03:36,466 --> 01:03:38,633
If I were Raven,
I wouldn't even dress at the building.

1255
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:42,033
I'd drive up here
with my Hardcore Championship, defend it,

1256
01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,933
and have a car waiting, too,
and drive me away.

1257
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,333
You can't trust anybody here in the WWE.

1258
01:03:47,399 --> 01:03:50,100
And speaking of not trusting anybody, JR,
you mentioned

1259
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:52,333
-who's gonna be Stone Cold's partner?
-Yeah.

1260
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:55,100
-[Lawler] Who does Stone Cold trust?
-[Ross] He don't trust anybody.

1261
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:58,166
[Lawler] Right. So who's gonna volunteer
to be his partner?

1262
01:03:58,233 --> 01:04:00,700
[Ross] That's a good question.
I don't know the answer to that.

1263
01:04:00,766 --> 01:04:02,966
-[Lawler] Uh-oh, look at this.
-Also obviously… Uh-oh.

1264
01:04:03,033 --> 01:04:04,766
[Lawler] Shoved the ref down.

1265
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:07,266
[Ross] That's not very smart
on either of these guys' part.

1266
01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:11,133
There's a lot of competitive fire
burning here between both these guys,

1267
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,066
who, I think, quite frankly,
who have a lot of respect for each other.

1268
01:04:14,133 --> 01:04:15,299
I may be wrong about that.

1269
01:04:15,366 --> 01:04:18,266
That was a low blow right there.
That could have been a disqualification.

1270
01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:21,166
[Lawler] I think you're wrong about that,
JR, judging from what I just saw.

1271
01:04:22,933 --> 01:04:23,766
Oh, man.

1272
01:04:24,766 --> 01:04:27,100
[Ross] Now, referee Teddy Long is…

1273
01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:28,899
[Lawler] He's allowing
a lot of leeway here.

1274
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:30,766
-[Ross] He certainly is.
-Don't come over here.

1275
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:34,033
[Lawler] And this is not…
This is not a Hardcore Rules Match.

1276
01:04:35,666 --> 01:04:37,100
But it may turn into one.

1277
01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,566
[Lawler] You got that right.

1278
01:04:38,633 --> 01:04:41,700
Both of these guys think
they're the kings of hardcore.

1279
01:04:41,766 --> 01:04:44,500
They wanna prove to each other
that's the fact, but look at…

1280
01:04:44,566 --> 01:04:45,566
Look at the ref now.

1281
01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:49,100
[Ross] Referee disarming
Hardcore Bob Holly.

1282
01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:52,433
And Hardcore Holly
just threw the referee out of the ring.

1283
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,866
[Lawler] The ref threw the chair out.
That was gonna be fun.

1284
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,233
Just like a ref to take the fun away.
Oh, man!

1285
01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:00,399
[Ross] Martial arts kick
right to the sternum.

1286
01:05:00,466 --> 01:05:02,000
What's the referee doing here?

1287
01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:06,166
[Lawler] I think this may turn
into a Hardcore Match.

1288
01:05:06,233 --> 01:05:08,133
Hey, wait, wait. Where's the ref?

1289
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,966
[Ross] Teddy Long
is walking away, I think.

1290
01:05:10,033 --> 01:05:11,799
-[Lawler] He's leaving.
-More refs here.

1291
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:14,433
-Forget them, go back. Go back.
-Just leave them?

1292
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:18,200
[Lawler] He's telling the other referees
to just let these guys fight.

1293
01:05:18,266 --> 01:05:19,533
They don't even need a referee.

1294
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,399
[Ross] Well, you gotta have a referee.

1295
01:05:21,466 --> 01:05:25,166
Hardcore Holly and Steve Blackman
will beat each other to a pulp

1296
01:05:25,233 --> 01:05:27,033
with no referee, King.

1297
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:28,866
[Ross] Yeah, they'll beat each other
to a pulp,

1298
01:05:28,933 --> 01:05:30,633
and your problem with that is?

1299
01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:34,366
-[Ross] Well, I mean…
-[Lawler chuckles] Right.

1300
01:05:34,433 --> 01:05:37,366
[Ross] And both are gonna be
in a 30-Man Royal Rumble

1301
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:38,866
if they make it this Sunday.

1302
01:05:38,933 --> 01:05:41,299
[Lawler] I don't think they'll make it.
Look at the referee.

1303
01:05:41,366 --> 01:05:43,366
-Why don't you go over there, JR?
-Get your ass down here!

1304
01:05:43,433 --> 01:05:45,799
-[Ross] That ain't my job description.
-[Lawler] That's right.

1305
01:05:45,866 --> 01:05:47,166
-Let's go.
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1306
01:05:47,233 --> 01:05:48,433
[Ross] Holly got a street sign.

1307
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,566
[Lawler] Watch your back, Blackman. Whoa!

1308
01:05:50,633 --> 01:05:53,766
[Ross] Do not enter my skull
with a steel sign.

1309
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:54,899
[Lawler laughs]

1310
01:05:54,966 --> 01:05:56,799
-[Lawler] Look at this.
-How you like me now, Blackman?

1311
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,700
[Lawler] I don't think
he likes you at all.

1312
01:05:59,766 --> 01:06:01,066
[Ross] Look at the shape of that sign.

1313
01:06:01,133 --> 01:06:02,433
["How Do You Like Me Now" plays]

1314
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,899
[Lawler] Shaped like Blackman's head.

1315
01:06:03,966 --> 01:06:05,233
[Ross] Well, these two men…

1316
01:06:05,299 --> 01:06:07,000
How do you like me now, Blackman?

1317
01:06:07,066 --> 01:06:09,366
…will be in the Royal Rumble,
like it or not,

1318
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,200
for both of them, 30-men,
Sunday on pay-per-view.

1319
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:15,500
Dad?

1320
01:06:18,166 --> 01:06:19,133
Dad, are you there?

1321
01:06:20,399 --> 01:06:22,766
[Mr. McMahon] Yes, I'm here, Stephanie.
This better be good.

1322
01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:24,966
You pulled me out of my other meeting.
Now what is it?

1323
01:06:25,033 --> 01:06:27,799
Well, it seems as though we have
a little problem with Austin's match.

1324
01:06:27,866 --> 01:06:28,733
What do you mean?

1325
01:06:30,566 --> 01:06:34,100
Edge and Christian just annihilated
the Dudley Boyz, Vince.

1326
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,733
I mean, the Dudleys aren't gonna make it
to the ring tonight.

1327
01:06:36,799 --> 01:06:39,700
They're gonna be lucky
if they make it to the Rumble.

1328
01:06:39,766 --> 01:06:42,133
Oh, I can see the problem.

1329
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,033
I had to force the Dudleys
to team up with Austin to begin with.

1330
01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:46,399
Austin doesn't have any friends,

1331
01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:49,700
but if he wants to ask someone
to join him,

1332
01:06:49,766 --> 01:06:53,066
that's all right with me,
but in the event that he doesn't,

1333
01:06:53,133 --> 01:06:56,266
in the interest of fairness to our fans,

1334
01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,633
Austin is just gonna have to go on his own

1335
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,233
in a Handicap Match
against those three champions.

1336
01:07:02,033 --> 01:07:03,799
Oh, and by the way,

1337
01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:06,299
just out of curiosity,
how's things going on?

1338
01:07:06,366 --> 01:07:10,166
How's Rock? How's Kane? Uh, how's Trish?

1339
01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:11,466
Essa Rios?

1340
01:07:11,533 --> 01:07:14,166
Did you just say Trish?

1341
01:07:14,233 --> 01:07:17,200
-Did you just ask how…
-How's Trish doing?

1342
01:07:18,033 --> 01:07:18,866
[scoffs]

1343
01:07:20,033 --> 01:07:22,933
Well, Dad, you'll be sorry
that you missed Trish

1344
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:29,200
because she's wearing
a brand-spanking-new outfit.

1345
01:07:29,266 --> 01:07:31,866
Oh, boy, I sure wish I were there.

1346
01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:33,366
I bet you do.

1347
01:07:33,433 --> 01:07:35,100
You guys have a good night.

1348
01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:36,366
You too.

1349
01:07:36,433 --> 01:07:37,333
See you, Vince.

1350
01:07:40,033 --> 01:07:42,100
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-[Ross] Oh, there she is.

1351
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:43,899
-Trish and Jackie in a…
-Spank me!

1352
01:07:43,966 --> 01:07:45,033
…Sanking Match.

1353
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,166
[Lawler] Whoo! Spank me.
Spank me, spank her.

1354
01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:49,566
-Spank me! Woo-hoo!
-[Ross] It's next. It's next.

1355
01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:53,766
[Ross] Stone Cold is at a dilemma, King.
It's a big problem.

1356
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:56,766
No partners
and three opponents here tonight.

1357
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:59,533
The Dudleys have been eliminated
by Edge and Christian.

1358
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,299
What is Stone Cold going to do?

1359
01:08:01,366 --> 01:08:04,466
[Lawler] That's what happens
when you don't trust anybody, JR.

1360
01:08:04,533 --> 01:08:05,500
["Emergency" plays]

1361
01:08:05,566 --> 01:08:08,833
[Ross] King, will you please settle down
and get a hold of yourself.

1362
01:08:08,899 --> 01:08:11,233
-[Lawler] Oh, my God.
-[Ross] That's a bad choice of words.

1363
01:08:11,299 --> 01:08:13,066
[Lawler] What do you mean? It's Trish.

1364
01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:15,100
It's a Spanking Match, JR.

1365
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:16,333
Oh, I can't wait.

1366
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:17,866
[Ross] King, you're gonna hyperventilate.

1367
01:08:17,933 --> 01:08:20,366
-Oh, yes, I am gonna hyperventilate.
-[Ross] Remember your heart.

1368
01:08:20,433 --> 01:08:22,566
Come on, baby. Trish, I'm over here.

1369
01:08:22,633 --> 01:08:26,099
Let me spank… I mean,
could I be a part of this match? Huh?

1370
01:08:27,266 --> 01:08:28,399
Oh, baby.

1371
01:08:28,466 --> 01:08:31,166
-[Ross] Why don't you earn your keep?
-[Lawler] Okay.

1372
01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:34,733
[Ross] She's gonna give you
a spanking, you old…

1373
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,166
[Lawler] But tonight Raw is War
is brought to you by Stacker 2,

1374
01:08:38,233 --> 01:08:40,000
the world's strongest fat burner.

1375
01:08:40,066 --> 01:08:44,300
Call 1-800-Lite-Line
or visit www.stacker2.com.

1376
01:08:44,366 --> 01:08:46,466
[Ross] That's Stacker 2, not Spanker 2.

1377
01:08:46,533 --> 01:08:48,666
And by the motor oil
that provides maximum protection,

1378
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,766
Castrol GTX, drive hard.

1379
01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:52,399
[Lawler] And by Chef Boyardee.

1380
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:54,233
Overstuff yourself on Monday nights

1381
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:57,399
with Chef Boyardee Overstuffed
and the WWE.

1382
01:08:57,466 --> 01:09:01,033
And, JR, have I mentioned lately?
I love the WWE.

1383
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:02,800
Wow!

1384
01:09:02,866 --> 01:09:05,566
[Ross] And I don't know how much
Trish is gonna love this.

1385
01:09:05,633 --> 01:09:06,933
-[bell dinging]
-["Pretty Mean Sister" plays]

1386
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,633
[Lilian] The following contest
is a Spanking Match.

1387
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:14,433
Introducing the opponent
from Dallas, Texas, Jacqueline.

1388
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:17,933
[Ross] Oh, I'll tell you what, in my view,
Jacqueline, pound for pound,

1389
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,433
is the toughest female in the WWE,

1390
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,599
and I got a feeling
that Trish is gonna find out about it.

1391
01:09:24,666 --> 01:09:30,166
And I wonder why Stephanie and Triple H
didn't tell Mr. McMahon about this match.

1392
01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:32,399
[Lawler] JR,
this is pure athletic competition,

1393
01:09:32,466 --> 01:09:34,500
and I just feel sorry
that poor Mr. McMahon

1394
01:09:34,566 --> 01:09:36,000
is not getting to see this live.

1395
01:09:36,066 --> 01:09:38,133
I wonder what he's gonna think about this.
Look out.

1396
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,133
[Ross] Oh, my!

1397
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,733
[Lawler] I'll tape it for you, Vince.

1398
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,366
[Ross] Good God almighty.

1399
01:09:42,433 --> 01:09:44,200
Trish has been taken to the woods here,

1400
01:09:44,266 --> 01:09:47,133
and whipped like a government mule
by Jackie.

1401
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,200
[Lawler] Watch it. She's no mule, JR,
she's a third…

1402
01:09:50,266 --> 01:09:51,566
Uh-oh, here we go.

1403
01:09:51,633 --> 01:09:55,000
[Ross] Oh, wow. Did you hear that leather
hit the flesh of Jacqueline?

1404
01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:56,766
[Lawler] Yeah, I did. Oh, look out, Trish.

1405
01:09:56,833 --> 01:10:00,233
[Ross] Trish is gonna be
in Kurt Angle's corner this Sunday…

1406
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:02,266
-[Lawler] Turn her over.
-…at the Royal Rumble.

1407
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,366
[Lawler] Spank, spank, spank.
Oh, wait a minute.

1408
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:07,333
[Ross] Oh, my. Exposing the skin.

1409
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,400
[Lawler] I gotta run to the bathroom.
Look out.

1410
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:11,433
[Ross] Don't get up now.
You'll embarrass all of us.

1411
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,766
-[Lawler] Oh, my gosh, look at this.
-[Ross] Good God almighty.

1412
01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:17,400
Man, Stephanie had a hell of an idea.
Wait a minute.

1413
01:10:17,466 --> 01:10:19,366
-[Lawler] Wait a minute.
-[Ross] There's Kurt Angle.

1414
01:10:20,366 --> 01:10:22,099
[Lawler] Kurt, what are you doing?

1415
01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:24,700
Leave her alone, that's enough.

1416
01:10:24,766 --> 01:10:27,466
-You don't need to be doing this.
-[Lawler] That's enough.

1417
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:29,433
Hell, spank Trish's perfectly…

1418
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,666
Whoa!

1419
01:10:30,733 --> 01:10:34,099
[Ross] Oh, Trish taking down Jackie
with that leather strap

1420
01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:36,866
and whipping Jackie like a dog.

1421
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:39,700
[Lawler] There you go, right there.
Look out.

1422
01:10:39,766 --> 01:10:41,700
-[Ross] No time for elbows.
-[Lawler] Stick to the spanking.

1423
01:10:41,766 --> 01:10:42,900
Stick to the spanking.

1424
01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:45,800
[Ross] Kurt Angle
trying to pull Trish's arms.

1425
01:10:45,866 --> 01:10:47,266
[all exclaiming]

1426
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:48,166
Oh, my God!

1427
01:10:48,233 --> 01:10:50,700
[Lawler] Oh, I'm losing it, JR.
Oh, my God!

1428
01:10:50,766 --> 01:10:51,866
[Ross] Trish's bare bottom…

1429
01:10:51,933 --> 01:10:53,466
-[Lawler] Yes!
-…got spanked.

1430
01:10:53,533 --> 01:10:54,633
I can't believe it.

1431
01:10:55,633 --> 01:10:57,933
[Lawler] This is the greatest night
of my life.

1432
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:02,400
Replay, replay. Give me a replay.

1433
01:11:02,466 --> 01:11:04,166
You think you're a woman?

1434
01:11:04,233 --> 01:11:05,966
Replay, quick.

1435
01:11:06,033 --> 01:11:08,133
[Ross] Maybe you ought to go see
how bad Trish is hurt.

1436
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,033
[Lawler] I will.

1437
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,033
And I guarantee she needs to be massaged.

1438
01:11:12,099 --> 01:11:13,500
Where's the replay?

1439
01:11:13,566 --> 01:11:15,200
[Ross] Man, what a rumble.

1440
01:11:15,266 --> 01:11:17,266
What a rumble we just saw.

1441
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,099
[Lawler] What a rumble we just saw.

1442
01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:22,599
-[Ross] And we are back.
-[Lawler] Okay, okay, JR. I'm back.

1443
01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:25,033
-[Ross] Where have you been?
-[Lawler] Huh? Uh, phone call.

1444
01:11:25,099 --> 01:11:27,099
[Ross] Just moments ago, Kurt Angle…

1445
01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:28,900
-[Lawler] Yeah, replay.
-[Ross] …pulled Trish Stratus

1446
01:11:28,966 --> 01:11:30,433
out of a hell of a situation here.

1447
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,566
[Lawler] Oh, boy. Watch this, everybody.

1448
01:11:32,633 --> 01:11:34,099
Here's the replay.

1449
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:37,400
Woo-hoo! Oh, this is the greatest thing
I've ever seen.

1450
01:11:37,466 --> 01:11:38,566
Oh, yes!

1451
01:11:38,633 --> 01:11:41,300
Give me another angle.
Come on, give me another angle.

1452
01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:42,333
I can't see it.

1453
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,666
[Ross] Please, settle down.

1454
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,433
[Lawler] Give me another replay.

1455
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,700
♪ Oh, you didn't know? ♪

1456
01:11:47,766 --> 01:11:51,566
[K-Kwik] ♪ Damn right, no doubt about it
Milwaukee, it's time to get rowdy ♪

1457
01:11:51,633 --> 01:11:53,000
["Get Rowdy" plays]

1458
01:12:00,966 --> 01:12:04,266
♪ We getting rowdy
About to move some things ♪

1459
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,333
♪ Move some things ♪

1460
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,099
♪ Let me hear you say move some things ♪

1461
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:09,800
♪ Say move some things ♪

1462
01:12:11,733 --> 01:12:13,666
[Lawler] Yeah.
It's time for you to sit down, JR.

1463
01:12:13,733 --> 01:12:14,700
Don't try to dance.

1464
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,900
[Ross] I think I just pulled something.

1465
01:12:18,966 --> 01:12:21,000
[Lawler] I guess. I did, too.

1466
01:12:21,866 --> 01:12:22,700
[Ross] Easy.

1467
01:12:23,433 --> 01:12:25,933
What's up, Milwaukee?

1468
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,433
[crowd cheering]

1469
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,099
[Ross] What a night we are having.

1470
01:12:30,966 --> 01:12:34,466
Certainly wanna settle all our fans
in Cleveland

1471
01:12:34,533 --> 01:12:36,466
and invite you to join us
later on this month

1472
01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:40,033
as well as Philadelphia
on Super Bowl Sunday in Philly.

1473
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,866
[Lawler] Hello, Cleveland.

1474
01:12:42,933 --> 01:12:46,200
Oh, what a night this has been, JR.
This is great.

1475
01:12:46,266 --> 01:12:48,200
["If You Dare" plays]

1476
01:12:48,266 --> 01:12:51,300
[Ross] What an unusual
six-man pairing here.

1477
01:12:52,099 --> 01:12:53,733
Tazz and Kai En Tai.

1478
01:12:54,966 --> 01:12:58,500
As they will face K-Kwik, the rookie,
and Too Cool.

1479
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:02,866
You know, you gotta love these guys.

1480
01:13:04,633 --> 01:13:08,966
You gotta. You gotta love
these two silly little ninja freaks.

1481
01:13:09,033 --> 01:13:11,000
[laughs]

1482
01:13:11,066 --> 01:13:14,066
Especially what they did
on my show last night,

1483
01:13:14,133 --> 01:13:17,599
Sunday Night Heat, to Two Fools.

1484
01:13:17,666 --> 01:13:19,333
-[Tazz laughs]
-[Lawler] Uh-oh, Two Fools.

1485
01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:26,766
[in English] Oh, Tazz, Mr. Red Hook,
your words, they amuse me.

1486
01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:29,233
Two Fools, clever.

1487
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:31,666
By replacing the letter "C"
with the letter "F,"

1488
01:13:31,733 --> 01:13:33,599
you have completely changed their name.

1489
01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:35,233
Therefore, it is funny.

1490
01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:39,066
[laughs] Well done, my thug friend.

1491
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:41,833
[Ross] What is…

1492
01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,000
[in English] Indeed.

1493
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,633
-[Ross] Well…
-[Lawler chuckles]

1494
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:49,900
-[bell dinging]
-[Lawler] What?

1495
01:13:49,966 --> 01:13:51,900
[Ross] Take that for what it is.

1496
01:13:51,966 --> 01:13:53,700
[Lawler] Just like a cheap Godzilla movie.

1497
01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,366
-That's what it is.
-[Ross] It sure is.

1498
01:13:55,433 --> 01:13:57,733
-[Lawler] Indeed.
-[Ross] Indeed, it is.

1499
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,200
So Six-Man Tag Team action,

1500
01:13:59,266 --> 01:14:01,566
and, well,
these guys have got partners with…

1501
01:14:01,633 --> 01:14:04,200
That's one thing Stone Cold does not.

1502
01:14:04,266 --> 01:14:07,166
Stone cold has gotta find some partners,

1503
01:14:07,233 --> 01:14:09,933
if he's even looking,
and I, quite frankly…

1504
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,566
am not sure that's even taking place.

1505
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:16,200
Stone Cold cannot go in the ring

1506
01:14:16,266 --> 01:14:20,400
with Kurt Angle, the WWE Champion,
and Edge and Christian, the Tag Champions,

1507
01:14:20,466 --> 01:14:22,533
-by himself.
-[Lawler] Let me ask you this,

1508
01:14:22,599 --> 01:14:25,800
can you ever recall the time when Austin
ever asked for help from anybody?

1509
01:14:27,099 --> 01:14:29,000
-[Ross] Oh, no, I can't.
-I can't either.

1510
01:14:29,066 --> 01:14:30,366
So what does that mean?

1511
01:14:30,433 --> 01:14:34,266
[Ross] Well, it would…
Stone Cold is a very bright individual.

1512
01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:38,366
He's not stupid enough to try to wrestle
Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle

1513
01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:40,566
all by himself live here tonight.

1514
01:14:40,633 --> 01:14:42,766
[Lawler] Well, if he's not gonna
wrestle them by himself,

1515
01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:43,966
he's gonna… Oh, wow.

1516
01:14:44,033 --> 01:14:46,566
He's gonna to ask for help from somebody.

1517
01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:48,900
And have you ever known
Stone Cold to do that?

1518
01:14:48,966 --> 01:14:50,966
-No.
-[Ross] Well, no, quite frankly, no.

1519
01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:53,800
[Lawler] What's his motto? DTA.

1520
01:14:53,866 --> 01:14:55,433
-[Ross] Don't trust anybody.
-[Lawler] Right.

1521
01:14:55,500 --> 01:15:00,400
[Ross] And Too Cool trusted Kai En Tai
last night on MTV's Heat.

1522
01:15:00,466 --> 01:15:02,266
-[Lawler] Oh, look out.
-That didn't get them anywhere,

1523
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,233
neither will that.

1524
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:04,466
Shut up!

1525
01:15:05,599 --> 01:15:08,466
[Lawler] This is a weird partnership,
Tazz and Kai En Tai.

1526
01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:09,533
[Ross] Yeah, really.

1527
01:15:11,033 --> 01:15:13,000
Nice drop toe-hold, good team work.

1528
01:15:13,066 --> 01:15:16,300
Into the Camel Clutch by Sho Funaki.

1529
01:15:16,366 --> 01:15:19,166
And the exposed face of Grandmaster Sexay…

1530
01:15:19,233 --> 01:15:20,900
-[Lawler] Speaking of exposed…
-[Ross] Drop kick.

1531
01:15:20,966 --> 01:15:22,133
[Lawler] Speaking of exposed, JR,

1532
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,566
was that Spanking Match
not the greatest thing you've seen?

1533
01:15:24,633 --> 01:15:26,599
[Ross] Where did you go
during the commercial break?

1534
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,866
[Lawler] I told you I had a phone call.

1535
01:15:28,933 --> 01:15:31,500
Well, I was really getting
a little concerned for Trish's…

1536
01:15:31,566 --> 01:15:33,200
Her jiggle derriere.

1537
01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:34,633
[Ross] Was that a local call?

1538
01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:39,200
[Lawler] She might need some salve
rubbed on her or something.

1539
01:15:39,266 --> 01:15:41,466
[Ross] I'm sure you'll volunteer
for that duty.

1540
01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:44,666
[Lawler] Always trying to help.

1541
01:15:44,733 --> 01:15:47,166
[Ross] Tazz hammering away
at Grandmaster Sexay.

1542
01:15:47,233 --> 01:15:48,866
Get him out of the corner.

1543
01:15:48,933 --> 01:15:51,266
[Ross] And a snapmare out of the corner.

1544
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:55,633
Well, Stone Cold may have to swallow
some of that stubbornness,

1545
01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:01,433
that Texas pride of his, and reach out
for someone to be his tag team partners.

1546
01:16:03,933 --> 01:16:06,033
[Lawler] He needs them, but I don't… Ooh.

1547
01:16:06,099 --> 01:16:08,333
[Ross] It has not been
a good seven days for Austin,

1548
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,466
who got screwed out of the WWE Title
by Triple H

1549
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:14,000
here last Monday night here on Raw.

1550
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,466
[Lawler] Scotty 2 Hotty
getting this sold-out crowd

1551
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:19,633
into this match here.

1552
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:24,900
[Ross] And, you know, heading back
to Phoenix and Washington, D.C.,

1553
01:16:24,966 --> 01:16:28,766
tickets go on sale this Saturday
in Phoenix and in D.C.

1554
01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:31,000
-They won't last long, folks.
-[Lawler] Wow!

1555
01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:34,333
[Ross] What a beautiful move
by this charismatic young rookie, K-Kwik.

1556
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,066
[Lawler] Wo-hoo! Oh.

1557
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:37,800
This guy is impressive, isn't he?

1558
01:16:37,866 --> 01:16:39,666
What would happen to you
if you try that move, JR?

1559
01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:41,466
-[Ross] Well, I'd hurt myself.
-[Lawler] I guess.

1560
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,966
Oh, look out. Man!

1561
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,700
[Ross] And K-Kwik.

1562
01:16:46,766 --> 01:16:50,166
[Lawler] He's all over the place.
Uh-oh, look out. Wow!

1563
01:16:51,433 --> 01:16:55,400
[Ross] Nice knockdown on Funaki
and Taka Michinoku, the reverse heel kick.

1564
01:16:56,933 --> 01:16:59,400
Grandmaster and Scotty 2 Hotty now in.

1565
01:16:59,466 --> 01:17:01,200
[Lawler] You know what I'm wondering, JR?

1566
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,833
I wonder if we're gonna see the Worm.
I think we are.

1567
01:17:05,933 --> 01:17:09,133
Are you ready for the… Look at his hair
standing straight up, it's shaking.

1568
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,800
[Ross] I think it is Worm time.

1569
01:17:10,866 --> 01:17:14,666
-[Lawler] Yes. W-O-R-M.
-[crowd] W-O-R-M.

1570
01:17:14,733 --> 01:17:16,166
[crowd cheering]

1571
01:17:16,233 --> 01:17:17,500
[Lawler] There is it, JR.

1572
01:17:18,966 --> 01:17:20,099
[Ross] A Milwaukee Worm.

1573
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,833
Hold the cheese, please.

1574
01:17:26,366 --> 01:17:29,099
[Lawler] I think that Worm
may have provoked Tazz, but…

1575
01:17:29,833 --> 01:17:35,033
[Ross] Oh, what a shot there
by K-Kwik knocking down Tazz.

1576
01:17:35,099 --> 01:17:40,133
And Funaki with a dropkick
right to the temple of K-Kwik.

1577
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,133
[Lawler] Look out.

1578
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,033
Hey.

1579
01:17:43,099 --> 01:17:45,533
[Ross] And Tazz
with a Tazzmission on K-Kwik.

1580
01:17:45,599 --> 01:17:47,400
[Lawler] He's got him.

1581
01:17:47,466 --> 01:17:49,266
-[Ross] Tazz…
-[Lawler] He's got it cinched in.

1582
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,366
-[Ross] He's got it cinched in indeed.
-[bell dinging]

1583
01:17:52,433 --> 01:17:53,599
And it's over.

1584
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:56,033
["If You Dare" plays]

1585
01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,833
The Tazzmission did the trick

1586
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:02,466
-on the young rookie, K-Kwik.
-[Taka in English] Cut the music!

1587
01:18:02,533 --> 01:18:03,933
Cut the music, baby.

1588
01:18:05,133 --> 01:18:06,166
Cut the music.

1589
01:18:06,233 --> 01:18:11,766
By the power of Thor, it is clear
you have become just another victim.

1590
01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:13,466
[laughs]

1591
01:18:13,533 --> 01:18:16,833
-[Ross] Uh-oh.
-[in English] Indeed.

1592
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:20,866
[Lawler] Their voice
almost matched that time.

1593
01:18:20,933 --> 01:18:21,800
[Ross] Oh, stop it.

1594
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,599
[Lawler] Let me ask you this question.

1595
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:28,866
Do you think that Stone Cold
is gonna provoke Triple H?

1596
01:18:29,433 --> 01:18:32,300
-Do you think he'll do that tonight?
-[Ross] Don't you?

1597
01:18:32,366 --> 01:18:34,633
-Is she all right?
-Oh, yeah. [groans]

1598
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:35,766
You're gonna be okay?

1599
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:39,866
You know, I am disappointed in Stephanie
for even putting you in this match.

1600
01:18:39,933 --> 01:18:42,233
I know, me too.
But you know what? It's your match.

1601
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:44,766
I wanna come to your match.
Just focus on that right now.

1602
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,500
Trish, Trish, listen, listen.

1603
01:18:46,566 --> 01:18:50,300
You go back to the hotel,
put salve on that or something, you know.

1604
01:18:50,366 --> 01:18:52,166
Just rest up for the Rumble.

1605
01:18:52,233 --> 01:18:54,000
It's gonna be three-on-one tonight.

1606
01:18:54,066 --> 01:18:55,800
It's me, Edge, and Christian
against Austin.

1607
01:18:55,866 --> 01:18:58,633
And even if it's not,
I can handle Austin, okay?

1608
01:18:58,700 --> 01:19:01,333
You just go back
and ice that thing or whatever.

1609
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,233
-Yeah?
-Okay?

1610
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,766
-Okay.
-A night off.

1611
01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:05,233
-Good job, Trish.
-All right.

1612
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,866
-Bye.
-Good luck.

1613
01:19:06,933 --> 01:19:07,766
Thank you.

1614
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:11,599
[Lawler] Ice that thing, baby. Woo-hoo!

1615
01:19:12,466 --> 01:19:14,400
We are back, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to Raw.

1616
01:19:14,466 --> 01:19:16,700
Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
here with you.

1617
01:19:16,766 --> 01:19:18,099
Folks, let's take you back

1618
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:21,700
to another illustrious
Royal Rumble moment.

1619
01:19:21,766 --> 01:19:24,466
Let's take you back
to last year's Royal Rumble.

1620
01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:26,033
I'm sure you'll remember this.

1621
01:19:26,099 --> 01:19:29,800
[narrator] And now,
a WWE Royal Rumble replay.

1622
01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:31,266
[Ross] Oh, Too Cool.

1623
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,666
[Lawler] I don't think
they wanna see 'em fight,

1624
01:19:32,733 --> 01:19:34,400
they wanna see him get down.

1625
01:19:34,466 --> 01:19:36,200
[Ross] But we've seen it all.

1626
01:19:36,266 --> 01:19:38,366
We're gonna dance a little while.

1627
01:19:38,433 --> 01:19:40,433
Oh, Rikishi just took down his boys.

1628
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,099
Remember, it's every man
for yourself here.

1629
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:44,333
[Lawler] Wait a minute.

1630
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:48,066
[Ross] And Rikishi just eliminated
Too Cool simultaneously.

1631
01:19:48,133 --> 01:19:49,866
[Lawler] What a rough dance partner.

1632
01:19:50,933 --> 01:19:55,333
[Ross] And there you see Stone Cold
and no partners in sight, King.

1633
01:19:56,366 --> 01:19:58,766
[Lawler] Come on,
swallow that pride, Rattlesnake.

1634
01:19:58,833 --> 01:19:59,800
Beg somebody.

1635
01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:04,200
Austin's getting ready to go
one-on-three with the champs.

1636
01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:06,099
I knew Austin had no friends.

1637
01:20:07,133 --> 01:20:08,533
It's too bad. You know what?

1638
01:20:11,633 --> 01:20:12,466
[whispers]

1639
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,033
[chuckles]

1640
01:20:16,266 --> 01:20:19,599
Oh, that is good. That is so good.

1641
01:20:21,533 --> 01:20:24,066
Austin will provoke me.

1642
01:20:25,666 --> 01:20:26,500
I can feel it.

1643
01:20:27,366 --> 01:20:28,866
Austin will provoke me.

1644
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,433
[Ross] What in the hell
are they talking about?

1645
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:36,000
Well, folks, are you tough enough
to become a WWE Superstar?

1646
01:20:36,066 --> 01:20:39,333
Are you tough enough to be a part
of a brand-new television show?

1647
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:44,233
If you think you are, male or female,
then log on to WWE.com

1648
01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:46,333
for the all the information, King.

1649
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,300
[Lawler] Unbelievable.

1650
01:20:47,366 --> 01:20:50,633
The winner of Tough Enough
is gonna get a WWE contract

1651
01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:52,866
and a career right here
in the World Wrestling Entertainment.

1652
01:20:52,933 --> 01:20:54,966
[Ross] Well, ladies and gentlemen,
last night on MTV's Heat,

1653
01:20:55,033 --> 01:20:57,733
Ivory made a challenge to Chyna.

1654
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:02,466
And Chyna, who surprised us all
by returning here tonight,

1655
01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:06,366
threw Ivory back in the ring,
which caused Ivory and RTC a match.

1656
01:21:06,433 --> 01:21:11,233
[Lawler] Look at the look on Ivory's face,
she couldn't believe that Chyna's back.

1657
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:15,000
And then she got backed up
right here by Lita.

1658
01:21:15,066 --> 01:21:17,300
Watch Ivory's face get planted. Ooh!

1659
01:21:17,366 --> 01:21:20,566
[Ross] And here was Chyna's response

1660
01:21:20,633 --> 01:21:23,133
-to Ivory's challenge last night.
-[bell dinging]

1661
01:21:25,433 --> 01:21:30,633
Last night, you issued a challenge to me
for your precious little Women's Title

1662
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,766
knowing that I wouldn't show up.

1663
01:21:34,099 --> 01:21:37,233
Knowing that I wasn't
100% physically well.

1664
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:42,200
Well, be careful what you ask for, Ivory,
'cause you just might get it.

1665
01:21:42,266 --> 01:21:44,266
[crowd cheering]

1666
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,366
I accept your challenge,

1667
01:21:49,433 --> 01:21:51,900
and I will be there Sunday
at the Royal Rumble.

1668
01:21:51,966 --> 01:21:53,733
And according to my schedule,

1669
01:21:54,933 --> 01:21:59,066
you have about five days
of physical well-being.

1670
01:22:00,066 --> 01:22:00,900
[Ross] What?

1671
01:22:00,966 --> 01:22:04,333
King, I know that Chyna
was getting on Ivory,

1672
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:07,666
-but Chyna's not 100%.
-I don't know if that's a good idea.

1673
01:22:07,733 --> 01:22:10,766
Sometimes you make hasty decisions,
and they come back to haunt you later.

1674
01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:14,166
I would wait if I were Chyna
till I was 100% to take on Ivory.

1675
01:22:14,233 --> 01:22:16,266
I think you're right about that.
Ladies and gentlemen,

1676
01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:20,166
in WWE New York tonight,
of course in the heart of Times Square,

1677
01:22:20,233 --> 01:22:26,866
it is "The One" Billy Gunn
who is in the inside WWE New York.

1678
01:22:26,933 --> 01:22:30,300
[Lawler] They're rocking
inside WWE New York. There's Billy. Hey.

1679
01:22:30,366 --> 01:22:32,633
[Ross] Billy, JR and The King here
in Milwaukee,

1680
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:37,233
and Chyna's gonna step back in the ring
this Sunday at the Royal Rumble.

1681
01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:39,733
What are your thoughts about your friend

1682
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,633
getting back in the ring Sunday
against Ivory?

1683
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,733
Well, how do I feel?

1684
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,633
I love her to death, but personally,
I think it's too soon for Chyna…

1685
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:54,099
because she's not 100%
and that makes me a little worried.

1686
01:22:54,166 --> 01:22:56,300
[crowd cheering]

1687
01:22:56,366 --> 01:23:01,066
But she's gotta do what she's gotta do,
and I'll support her all I can,

1688
01:23:01,133 --> 01:23:03,566
so I hope Chyna beats
the hell out of Ivory.

1689
01:23:03,633 --> 01:23:07,099
-[Lawler] Oh, yeah, there you go.
-Now, for the rest of Right to Censor,

1690
01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:10,366
I'll be looking forward to seeing them
at the Royal Rumble.

1691
01:23:11,166 --> 01:23:12,733
You see, at the Rumble,

1692
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:16,099
a lot of guys are getting counted out,
and I better not be one of them.

1693
01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:19,833
You see, when 29 other guys
are eliminated from that ring

1694
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,599
and only one man remains,

1695
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:26,633
JR, don't be surprised
if it's not "The One" Billy Gunn.

1696
01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:29,033
[Ross] All right, Billy,
best of luck to you this Sunday.

1697
01:23:29,099 --> 01:23:33,333
High stakes can't get any higher
this Sunday on pay-per-view,

1698
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:36,133
and especially to all our fans there
at WWE New York.

1699
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,133
-[Lawler] Uh-oh.
-[Ross] And here comes three men,

1700
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:42,166
Kurt Angle, Edge, and Christian,
they're gonna meet Stone Cold.

1701
01:23:42,233 --> 01:23:43,366
[Lawler] Three-on-one!

1702
01:23:43,433 --> 01:23:45,099
-[Lawler] Three-on-one.
-[Ross] This is not good.

1703
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:47,466
[Ross] We are back, ladies and gentleman.

1704
01:23:47,533 --> 01:23:49,300
Even though Mr. McMahon's
2,000 miles away,

1705
01:23:49,366 --> 01:23:51,500
he assigned the Dudleys and Stone Cold

1706
01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:54,266
to meet Edge and Christian and Kurt Angle
here tonight,

1707
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:57,466
but as the Dudleys were on their way
to the ring, King,

1708
01:23:57,533 --> 01:24:03,266
they were taken out emphatically
by the WWE Tag Team Champions.

1709
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:08,500
And the educated steel chairs
at their disposal.

1710
01:24:08,566 --> 01:24:10,433
[Lawler] Taken out
is putting it lightly, JR.

1711
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,400
These guys are not only able
to compete tonight,

1712
01:24:12,466 --> 01:24:15,666
I'm wondering if they're gonna be able
to make it to the Royal Rumble after this.

1713
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:20,500
[Ross] But the problem is,
is that Stone Cold…

1714
01:24:20,566 --> 01:24:22,433
Oh, look at this, Con-Chair-To.

1715
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,166
…has no partners.

1716
01:24:24,233 --> 01:24:26,133
It's gonna be one versus three.

1717
01:24:26,933 --> 01:24:28,133
["Glass Shatters" plays]

1718
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:29,533
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[crowd cheering]

1719
01:24:32,266 --> 01:24:35,633
[Ross] Here in Milwaukee,

1720
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:38,966
and The Rattlesnake
with no tag team partners,

1721
01:24:39,033 --> 01:24:42,066
coming alone to beat three men.

1722
01:24:42,133 --> 01:24:45,333
And this is not a good decision
by The Rattlesnake.

1723
01:24:47,266 --> 01:24:52,599
I wish he had rather recruit
a couple of partners here, King.

1724
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,433
[Lawler] Well, your reflect yourself, JR.
You don't trust anybody,

1725
01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:59,766
and you don't find anybody
that wants to help you out.

1726
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,133
I just wonder what Triple H meant

1727
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:05,133
when he said Stone Cold
is gonna provoke him here tonight.

1728
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:09,666
[Ross] Well, Austin and Triple H
cannot provoke each other here.

1729
01:25:10,566 --> 01:25:14,766
[Lawler] Well, 1-800-COLLECT presents
the WWE's Royal Rumble,

1730
01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:17,700
1-800-COLLECT, the easy way to save.

1731
01:25:17,766 --> 01:25:21,300
And, JR, the Royal Rumble will be live
in six days this Sunday

1732
01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,200
from the New Orleans Arena
in New Orleans, Louisiana,

1733
01:25:24,266 --> 01:25:26,466
exclusively on pay-per-view.

1734
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:30,466
[Ross] Well, we know that if Stone Cold
and Triple H provoke each other

1735
01:25:30,533 --> 01:25:32,266
and they get physical tonight,

1736
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:37,366
that they're both out of the Royal Rumble,
as ordered by the CEO of this company,

1737
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:39,933
chairman, I should say, Mr. McMahon.

1738
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,099
[Lawler] Look at this Rattlesnake,
how cocky is he?

1739
01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:43,366
Who does he think he is?

1740
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:45,500
Super Stone Cold?

1741
01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:48,233
I mean, he's out here to take on
three men by himself?

1742
01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:49,366
["Medal" plays]

1743
01:25:49,433 --> 01:25:51,166
[Ross] Three WWE Champions.

1744
01:25:52,966 --> 01:25:57,533
The man that Stone Cold had beaten
for the WWE Title last Monday night…

1745
01:25:58,633 --> 01:26:00,666
if it hadn't been for Triple H.

1746
01:26:05,566 --> 01:26:06,400
[bell dinging]

1747
01:26:06,466 --> 01:26:09,266
[Lilian] The following contest
is scheduled for one fall.

1748
01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:14,000
Introducing the opponents,
at a combined weight of 692 pounds,

1749
01:26:14,066 --> 01:26:17,066
the World Wrestling Entertainment
Tag Team Champions,

1750
01:26:17,133 --> 01:26:18,633
Edge and Christian,

1751
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:22,300
and the World Wrestling Entertainment
Champion, Kurt Angle.

1752
01:26:22,366 --> 01:26:23,633
[Lawler] Why is Austin smiling?

1753
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:26,333
[Ross] I don't know why in the hell
is Austin smiling.

1754
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,133
He's got nothing to smile about here.

1755
01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,900
-Three against to one is…
-["Protection" plays]

1756
01:26:30,966 --> 01:26:32,966
-[Lawler] Got a death wish.
-Oh, wait a minute.

1757
01:26:33,033 --> 01:26:34,533
-[Lawler] What's this?
-[Ross] Wait a minute.

1758
01:26:34,599 --> 01:26:36,733
Here comes The Acolytes, here comes APA.

1759
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:37,633
[bell dinging]

1760
01:26:37,700 --> 01:26:39,666
Bradshaw and Farooq.

1761
01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:43,200
I think Austin's recruited
the APA to join him.

1762
01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:45,333
[Lawler] That's why The Rattlesnake
was smiling.

1763
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:46,433
He knew all along.

1764
01:26:47,233 --> 01:26:48,966
That Rattle son of a…

1765
01:26:49,033 --> 01:26:53,200
[Ross] Two more beer drinking,
ass kicking men.

1766
01:26:53,266 --> 01:26:56,400
Bradshaw and Farooq have joined Austin

1767
01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:58,733
in this Six-Man Tag Team match-up.

1768
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,266
[Lawler] You got that right.

1769
01:27:00,333 --> 01:27:02,166
The old drinking buddies
have reunited here.

1770
01:27:02,233 --> 01:27:03,066
This is awful.

1771
01:27:03,133 --> 01:27:06,400
[Ross] Austin set the trap
and led us all to believe

1772
01:27:06,466 --> 01:27:09,400
he was not gonna have any partners
after Edge and…

1773
01:27:09,466 --> 01:27:11,933
-Get out of there, Kurt.
-That's a good idea.

1774
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,933
[Ross] Angle tagged Christian in.

1775
01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:18,533
Austin outsmarted everybody,
including his adversaries, here tonight.

1776
01:27:18,599 --> 01:27:19,500
[Lawler] Oh, look out.

1777
01:27:19,566 --> 01:27:22,733
Ooh, that huge cowboy boot
right in the face of Christian.

1778
01:27:23,733 --> 01:27:24,900
Oh.

1779
01:27:24,966 --> 01:27:27,400
[Ross] Bradshaw and Farooq
both wearing those cowboy boots.

1780
01:27:27,466 --> 01:27:28,833
And you know what that could mean.

1781
01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:30,533
[Lawler] What?

1782
01:27:30,599 --> 01:27:33,066
[Ross] That means they're gonna put them
on somebody's face.

1783
01:27:33,133 --> 01:27:34,599
[Lawler] Oh, no, oh.

1784
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,833
[Ross] Oh, man, Bradshaw.

1785
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:40,300
The clubbing forearm to the back
of one half of the Tag Team Champions.

1786
01:27:40,366 --> 01:27:42,733
[Lawler] Come on, Christian, do something.
Oh, no, not that.

1787
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,500
[Ross] Bradshaw and Farooq
are two of the 30 men

1788
01:27:45,566 --> 01:27:48,833
in the Royal Rumble Match
this Sunday on pay-per-view.

1789
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:51,366
Hey, they could be whooping
each other's ass on Sunday.

1790
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:54,500
And Kurt Angle in to make sure
that we didn't see a powerbomb.

1791
01:27:54,566 --> 01:27:56,233
[Lawler] Wouldn't that be ironic?

1792
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,933
APA busted up, having to fight each other.

1793
01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:01,766
And you're right,
that could happen Sunday.

1794
01:28:03,566 --> 01:28:05,700
[Ross] And a knockdown by Bradshaw.

1795
01:28:05,766 --> 01:28:06,666
[Lawler] Oh, look out.

1796
01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:10,500
-Look out. Ooh!
-[Ross] What a suplex.

1797
01:28:10,566 --> 01:28:12,700
And there's the tag. Here comes Farooq.

1798
01:28:13,700 --> 01:28:16,966
Stone cold has outsmarted
his adversaries here tonight.

1799
01:28:17,033 --> 01:28:18,933
-[Lawler] Oh!
-[Ross] That's why Austin was smiling.

1800
01:28:20,633 --> 01:28:23,666
But Austin wasn't smiling
last Monday night

1801
01:28:23,733 --> 01:28:26,033
when he had the WWE Title won

1802
01:28:26,099 --> 01:28:29,000
and got screwed right out of it
by Triple H.

1803
01:28:29,066 --> 01:28:32,533
[Lawler] Listen to these people,
they are absolutely electric here tonight.

1804
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,300
Well, I'll you what I was thinking,

1805
01:28:35,366 --> 01:28:38,800
The Acolytes, they may be getting along
with Austin here tonight,

1806
01:28:38,866 --> 01:28:41,400
but they could be his adversary
in the Royal Rumble.

1807
01:28:41,466 --> 01:28:42,466
[Ross] They could be?

1808
01:28:42,533 --> 01:28:46,700
They will be his adversary
this Sunday on pay-per-view.

1809
01:28:46,766 --> 01:28:49,466
It will be every man for himself.
All 30 of them.

1810
01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:51,866
-[crowd chanting]
-[Lawler] Listen to these people.

1811
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:54,633
[Ross] But, King, think about it.
If you win the Royal Rumble,

1812
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:58,333
you're guaranteed to be
in the main event at WrestleMania,

1813
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,566
and you're guaranteed
to meet the WWE Champion.

1814
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,866
[Lawler] Uh-oh, here we go.
Now, this is what I wanna see.

1815
01:29:04,933 --> 01:29:05,766
This is where…

1816
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:08,700
This is where Kurt Angle
has a chance to prove his point.

1817
01:29:08,766 --> 01:29:11,400
He said he's gonna beat Stone Cold
and I believe him.

1818
01:29:11,466 --> 01:29:12,666
He had Stone Cold beat.

1819
01:29:13,766 --> 01:29:15,866
Prove it again, Kurt. And show the world.

1820
01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:18,433
-[Ross] Are you you hallucinating?
-[Lawler] What do you mean?

1821
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:21,266
[Ross] Well, a suplex,
that's what we saw last week,

1822
01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:24,933
a whole series of suplex is delivered
by Kurt Angle on Stone Cold.

1823
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,466
[Lawler] Oh, there's another.

1824
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:28,533
[Ross] And another aggressive,
violent suplex

1825
01:29:28,599 --> 01:29:31,099
propping Austin
right back on his neck and head.

1826
01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:34,133
[Lawler] That's really taking it out
of the old Rattlesnake now, hasn't it?

1827
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,366
I know what you're talking about.
Just because Stone Cold…

1828
01:29:37,433 --> 01:29:39,366
-Uh-oh, look out. Another… Oh, no.
-[Ross] Oh, Austin.

1829
01:29:40,966 --> 01:29:42,433
Austin landing almost on his feet

1830
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,800
and fighting back
in those Texas-sized right hands.

1831
01:29:44,866 --> 01:29:46,566
[Lawler] Oh, look at that move. Beautiful.

1832
01:29:46,633 --> 01:29:49,366
Wow, another one, another duck. Uh-oh. Oh.

1833
01:29:50,266 --> 01:29:52,333
[Ross] Spinebuster. Leg is hooked.

1834
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,900
-[Lawler] Look out.
-[Ross] And three… No, he got a two-count.

1835
01:29:54,966 --> 01:29:56,766
-Oh, wait a minute!
-[Lawler] Chairs.

1836
01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:59,700
-[Ross] Look out! Look out.
-[Lawler] Get 'em. What?

1837
01:29:59,766 --> 01:30:03,000
[Ross] Edge and Christian trying
a Con-Chair-To on The Rattlesnake.

1838
01:30:03,066 --> 01:30:06,066
And here come The Acolytes,
and there goes the Tag Champions.

1839
01:30:06,133 --> 01:30:07,200
[Lawler] Oh, my gosh.

1840
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,266
Run away, guys, run away.

1841
01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:12,733
Uh-oh, whoa, no. Come back, help Kurt.

1842
01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,966
[Ross] Austin putting the WWE Champion
on the turnbuckle.

1843
01:30:15,033 --> 01:30:15,866
[Lawler] Come back.

1844
01:30:15,933 --> 01:30:19,666
[Ross] The APA driving Edge and Christian
right out of the arena.

1845
01:30:19,733 --> 01:30:22,233
[Lawler] This is not good for Kurt.
Where are you going, Kurt?

1846
01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:23,733
[Ross] Here's a suplex.

1847
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:25,866
Austin got a suplex of his own…

1848
01:30:26,900 --> 01:30:28,400
but it took some more out of himself.

1849
01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:31,900
And look at the WWE Champion.
Now the leg is hook, and we got…

1850
01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:33,833
No, we got a long two.

1851
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:35,599
[Lawler] What do you mean, a long two?

1852
01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:37,566
See? I told you Austin couldn't beat him.

1853
01:30:37,633 --> 01:30:38,500
Kurt Angle kicked out

1854
01:30:38,566 --> 01:30:40,900
just like he would've kicked out
of that Stunner last week.

1855
01:30:40,966 --> 01:30:42,766
-[Ross] Well, you're hallucinating.
-[Lawler] I am not.

1856
01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:43,966
[Ross] Yeah, you believe that,

1857
01:30:44,033 --> 01:30:46,366
and you'll be
one of the people on Earth that will.

1858
01:30:46,433 --> 01:30:49,200
Austin backing up
the WWE Champion in the corner.

1859
01:30:50,266 --> 01:30:52,266
-What's Austin…Oh no.
-[Lawler] Oh, no.

1860
01:30:53,033 --> 01:30:55,099
[Ross] The Game out here,

1861
01:30:55,166 --> 01:30:57,666
the man that screwed Austin
out of the WWE Title

1862
01:30:57,733 --> 01:30:59,233
last Monday night here on Raw.

1863
01:30:59,300 --> 01:31:01,300
[Lawler] Austin,
you better not provoke him.

1864
01:31:01,366 --> 01:31:03,700
[Ross] The Game and Angle… Oh, low blow.

1865
01:31:03,766 --> 01:31:07,133
Referee Earl Hebner
admonishing verbally The Game.

1866
01:31:07,866 --> 01:31:10,333
-[Lawler] He didn't see that, did he?
-[Ross] He certainly did not.

1867
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,166
[Lawler] What was it?
I didn't see it either.

1868
01:31:12,233 --> 01:31:13,066
[Ross] A low blow.

1869
01:31:13,133 --> 01:31:14,566
Take my word for it.

1870
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,599
[crowd chanting]

1871
01:31:16,666 --> 01:31:21,166
The Game and Austin cannot have
any physical confrontation here tonight,

1872
01:31:21,233 --> 01:31:24,966
or they will be out
of the Royal Rumble this Sunday.

1873
01:31:26,233 --> 01:31:29,666
[Lawler] I'll tell you what,
Austin's trying to provoke Triple H now.

1874
01:31:29,733 --> 01:31:31,200
[Ross] Gut wrench. He's got it.

1875
01:31:31,266 --> 01:31:33,333
-[Lawler] Oh!
-The Rattlesnake got it.

1876
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:35,266
[Lawler] That may provoke
Triple H right there.

1877
01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:40,666
[Ross] Austin, no cover, but right hands
right in the temple of Kurt Angle.

1878
01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:41,733
[Lawler] You better quit.

1879
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,266
You're provoking Triple H,
you better not do that, Austin.

1880
01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:46,833
[Ross] I can feel how great
this Royal Rumble is gonna be Sunday.

1881
01:31:46,900 --> 01:31:47,766
[Lawler exclaims]

1882
01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:50,500
[Ross] What a suplex.
Belly-to-belly overhead suplex.

1883
01:31:50,566 --> 01:31:51,766
Austin is down.

1884
01:31:51,833 --> 01:31:54,866
-[Lawler] It's deja vu all over again.
-[Ross] The champion's got the cover.

1885
01:31:54,933 --> 01:31:56,833
No, he doesn't have three.

1886
01:31:56,900 --> 01:32:00,200
-Well, The Rattlesnake kicked out.
-[Lawler] That's a long two-count.

1887
01:32:00,266 --> 01:32:01,700
-[Ross] Another cover.
-[Lawler] Count.

1888
01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:04,433
[Ross] Austin's right shoulder
shooting off the canvas.

1889
01:32:05,333 --> 01:32:07,733
[Lawler] The Game's looking like
he's getting provoked.

1890
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,700
[Ross] Well, he got no business
out here anyway.

1891
01:32:09,766 --> 01:32:11,433
He can watch this on the monitor.

1892
01:32:12,099 --> 01:32:14,133
-He can watch it at home.
-[Lawler] Oh!

1893
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:15,099
Oh, man.

1894
01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:16,900
[Ross] Man, what a shot by Angle.

1895
01:32:16,966 --> 01:32:19,333
He almost beheaded Stone Cold.

1896
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,766
[Lawler] Why don't you just admit it, JR?
That was very impressive.

1897
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:25,099
-Say it.
-[Ross] I just did, damn it.

1898
01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:26,166
If you'd listen every now…

1899
01:32:26,233 --> 01:32:27,700
[Lawler] You didn't say it was impressive.

1900
01:32:29,066 --> 01:32:31,466
Oh, here comes the Olympic Slam. No, wait.

1901
01:32:31,533 --> 01:32:34,033
[Ross] Angle looking for the Olympic Slam,
but got countered.

1902
01:32:35,033 --> 01:32:36,133
[Lawler] Oh, look out.

1903
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:38,033
[Ross] Side Russian leg sweep by Austin.

1904
01:32:39,133 --> 01:32:40,233
Got it from the right side.

1905
01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:43,533
[Lawler] Where's Austin learning all these
wrestling moves? I can't believe it.

1906
01:32:43,599 --> 01:32:45,466
[Ross] He's always had them, King,
you know that.

1907
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,300
Angle hung up to dry.

1908
01:32:47,366 --> 01:32:49,766
[Lawler] Oh, look out. Oh, man.

1909
01:32:49,833 --> 01:32:51,566
[Ross] Austin put on the brakes.

1910
01:32:52,300 --> 01:32:55,233
Angle avoided a contact,
luckily for the champion.

1911
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:59,766
They start out…
Oh, big right punch, right hands.

1912
01:32:59,833 --> 01:33:04,233
A six-man tag has broken down
to one-on-one match.

1913
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,300
My God, there's no telling
where the APA or Tag Champions are.

1914
01:33:09,366 --> 01:33:12,033
[Lawler] They're probably out
on Wisconsin Street right now,

1915
01:33:12,099 --> 01:33:14,366
beating the hell out of Edge
and Christian. Missed.

1916
01:33:14,433 --> 01:33:17,800
[Ross] Stunner! Austin got the Stunner.

1917
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:20,200
-And the leg is up.
-[Lawler] No!

1918
01:33:20,933 --> 01:33:22,266
-[bell dinging]
-[Ross] Stone Cold!

1919
01:33:22,333 --> 01:33:25,900
-Stone Cold has defeated Kurt Angle.
-[Lilian] Here are your winners,

1920
01:33:25,966 --> 01:33:31,066
The Acolytes
and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

1921
01:33:31,133 --> 01:33:32,833
[Lawler] That may have been a quick count.

1922
01:33:33,766 --> 01:33:37,200
[Ross] Kurt Angle did not kick out
of the Stone Cold Stunner.

1923
01:33:37,266 --> 01:33:41,566
Austin looking a hole right through
that son of a… that Triple H.

1924
01:33:42,366 --> 01:33:43,933
[Triple H] Hold it right there.

1925
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:45,066
[Lawler] Uh-oh.

1926
01:33:45,133 --> 01:33:46,166
Cut the damn music.

1927
01:33:47,599 --> 01:33:50,000
-[Lawler] Oh, now what?
-[Ross] Yeah, what is this?

1928
01:33:51,133 --> 01:33:51,966
What is this?

1929
01:33:52,033 --> 01:33:53,566
[Lawler] I feel a provocation.

1930
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:56,000
This is gonna be bad.

1931
01:33:56,066 --> 01:33:59,133
Austin, this has been
a long time in coming.

1932
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:02,900
Over a year.

1933
01:34:04,633 --> 01:34:06,099
And it's been a long year.

1934
01:34:08,266 --> 01:34:10,033
I've crippled you.

1935
01:34:11,733 --> 01:34:14,333
I put you on the shelf for over a year.

1936
01:34:16,733 --> 01:34:18,466
I've made you bleed.

1937
01:34:18,533 --> 01:34:21,266
I bent a steel pipe over your head.

1938
01:34:23,866 --> 01:34:28,133
And I'm gonna be damn happy
to finish it right here and now.

1939
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,866
[Lawler] This is gonna be
the confrontation we've been worried out.

1940
01:34:30,933 --> 01:34:32,566
Somebody's fit to provoke somebody.

1941
01:34:32,633 --> 01:34:34,566
[Ross] Somebody's gonna be
kicked out of the Rumble

1942
01:34:34,633 --> 01:34:36,433
if there's a physical confrontation here.

1943
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:39,300
-[Lawler] Be careful, Triple H.
-[Ross] What is he thinking?

1944
01:34:39,366 --> 01:34:41,033
[Lawler] You'll lose your WWE Title shot.

1945
01:34:41,099 --> 01:34:43,433
-He damn sure will.
-Come on, Austin.

1946
01:34:44,166 --> 01:34:46,033
I'm gonna give you a fighting chance.

1947
01:34:46,099 --> 01:34:48,433
I'm gonna give you the first shot.

1948
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:49,866
[Ross] Triple H is baiting Austin.

1949
01:34:49,933 --> 01:34:51,666
-[Lawler] Yeah, go ahead, hit him.
-Come on.

1950
01:34:51,733 --> 01:34:54,700
-[Lawler] Get kicked out of the Rumble.
-[Ross] Austin knows what's at stake.

1951
01:34:54,766 --> 01:34:56,200
He'll get kicked out of the Rumble.

1952
01:34:56,266 --> 01:34:58,900
Ball your fist up and hit me.

1953
01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:01,633
-[Lawler] You gotta do it, Rattlesnake.
-[Ross] Don't do it, Austin.

1954
01:35:01,700 --> 01:35:03,400
Come on, Austin.

1955
01:35:03,466 --> 01:35:05,966
-[Lawler] You can't take that.
-[Ross] Don't do it, Austin.

1956
01:35:06,033 --> 01:35:07,599
Come on, hit me.

1957
01:35:07,666 --> 01:35:09,333
[Ross] Don't be a fool, Stone Cold.

1958
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,700
-[Lawler] Hit him, hit him.
-What's the matter?

1959
01:35:12,700 --> 01:35:14,366
I thought you were a man.

1960
01:35:14,433 --> 01:35:16,500
[Lawler] Ooh, ooh, you gotta hit him now.

1961
01:35:16,566 --> 01:35:17,866
-Hit him.
-[Ross] Oh, man.

1962
01:35:17,933 --> 01:35:19,900
-Hit me!
-[Lawler] Do it.

1963
01:35:19,966 --> 01:35:21,133
[Ross] Austin's gonna explode.

1964
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:24,000
What's the matter, Austin?
Are you nothing but a punk?

1965
01:35:24,066 --> 01:35:25,566
[Lawler] Yeah, do it.

1966
01:35:25,633 --> 01:35:28,433
[Ross] Don't do it. Uh-oh.
Don't do it, Stone Cold.

1967
01:35:28,500 --> 01:35:32,966
You stand here in front of me
and you won't hit me.

1968
01:35:33,033 --> 01:35:34,366
What's the matter, Austin?

1969
01:35:34,433 --> 01:35:36,866
Does that finger in your face bother you?

1970
01:35:36,933 --> 01:35:38,666
Do something about it.

1971
01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:40,533
Hit me, Austin.

1972
01:35:40,599 --> 01:35:41,566
Come on.

1973
01:35:42,533 --> 01:35:44,133
[Ross] Triple H's begging Austin
to assault him.

1974
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,466
Suck it up one time.

1975
01:35:46,433 --> 01:35:48,700
Be The Rattlesnake, be Stone Cold.

1976
01:35:48,766 --> 01:35:50,533
[Ross] Triple H wants Austin
out of the Rumble.

1977
01:35:50,599 --> 01:35:52,333
Hit me, Austin.

1978
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:53,766
-[Lawler] Do it.
-[Ross] Don't do it.

1979
01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:56,599
-What's the matter? You ever get the sack?
-[Lawler] Ah!

1980
01:35:57,566 --> 01:35:59,933
I can see the fear in your eyes, Austin.

1981
01:36:00,066 --> 01:36:00,900
[Ross] My ass.

1982
01:36:00,966 --> 01:36:04,166
I can smell the fear on you.
You're scared, aren't you?

1983
01:36:05,099 --> 01:36:06,133
You're scared.

1984
01:36:07,033 --> 01:36:08,433
Hit me!

1985
01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:10,166
[Ross] Don't do it, Stone Cold.

1986
01:36:10,233 --> 01:36:12,166
[Lawler] That's it, JR.
The Rattlesnake's scared.

1987
01:36:12,233 --> 01:36:14,666
He's running, he's scared, he…

1988
01:36:14,733 --> 01:36:16,200
-[Ross] Oh, don't do it.
-Ah!

1989
01:36:16,266 --> 01:36:17,800
-Yeah.
-[Ross] Don't do it.

1990
01:36:17,866 --> 01:36:20,066
That's it, Austin, grab the chair.

1991
01:36:20,133 --> 01:36:24,166
Come on. It doesn't matter if you lose
your shot at the Royal Rumble.

1992
01:36:25,099 --> 01:36:27,833
It doesn't matter if you lose your chance

1993
01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:31,166
at the World Wrestling Entertainment
Championship, Austin.

1994
01:36:31,233 --> 01:36:33,900
You want me more than life itself.

1995
01:36:33,966 --> 01:36:37,433
Rear back on that and hit me, Austin.

1996
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,500
[Ross] Don't do it, Stone Cold,
don't do it.

1997
01:36:39,566 --> 01:36:42,433
Come on, you dumb son of a bitch, hit me.

1998
01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:44,766
[Ross] Don't do it.
You're gonna walk away tonight.

1999
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:47,166
-[Lawler] What?
-[Ross] You're gonna walk away.

2000
01:36:47,233 --> 01:36:50,800
Austin wants the title.
Austin wants to go to the Rumble.

2001
01:36:50,866 --> 01:36:53,533
Yeah, just what I thought, Austin.

2002
01:36:53,599 --> 01:36:54,566
Leave.

2003
01:36:54,633 --> 01:36:55,866
You're a coward.

2004
01:36:56,833 --> 01:36:59,300
I can see the yellow stripe up your back.

2005
01:36:59,366 --> 01:37:01,533
I can see your knees shaking.

2006
01:37:02,366 --> 01:37:03,466
BMF.

2007
01:37:04,066 --> 01:37:09,133
Austin, you are nothing
but a great big pussy!

2008
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,400
[all exclaiming]

2009
01:37:10,466 --> 01:37:11,833
[Ross] Oh, man.

2010
01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:14,200
Triple H is baiting Austin.

2011
01:37:14,266 --> 01:37:16,133
He's demanding Austin to assault him.

2012
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:18,666
Triple H does not want…
Here comes Austin.

2013
01:37:18,733 --> 01:37:20,099
Here comes The Rattlesnake.

2014
01:37:20,166 --> 01:37:23,099
-[Lawler] He's gonna provoke Triple H.
-[Ross] God almighty, don't do it.

2015
01:37:23,166 --> 01:37:25,099
-[Lawler] I wouldn't do that…
-[Ross] Kurt Angle.

2016
01:37:25,166 --> 01:37:27,466
-[Lawler] What?
-Angle with the Olympic Slam.

2017
01:37:28,366 --> 01:37:31,400
[Lawler] What was that all about, Kurt?
What are you… What?

2018
01:37:31,466 --> 01:37:32,300
Whoa.

2019
01:37:32,366 --> 01:37:34,333
[Ross] Austin with the Stunner.

2020
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:35,833
["Glass Shatters" plays]

2021
01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:38,900
Kurt Angle's got the Slam on The Game.

2022
01:37:38,966 --> 01:37:41,633
And Austin said,
"To hell with both of you."

2023
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:43,500
[Lawler] Look at him.

2024
01:37:43,566 --> 01:37:46,400
Triple H is laying down,
Kurt Angle is laying down.

2025
01:37:46,466 --> 01:37:48,533
[Ross] Stone Cold is going to New Orleans.

2026
01:37:48,599 --> 01:37:52,966
Stone Cold one of the 30 men
in the Royal Rumble.

2027
01:37:53,733 --> 01:37:56,466
[Lawler] Oh, my God.
What's gonna happen Sunday, JR?

2028
01:37:56,533 --> 01:38:00,166
[Ross] Only one man can win
the Royal Rumble.

2029
01:38:00,233 --> 01:38:03,766
Will it be "Stone Cold" Steve Austin?

2030
01:38:04,966 --> 01:38:07,666
[Lawler] But what about Triple H
and Kurt Angle Sunday?

2031
01:38:07,733 --> 01:38:14,599
[Ross] For the WWE Title at Royal Rumble,
the extravaganza pay-per-view.