1 00:00:01,133 --> 00:00:03,133 ["Thorn in Your Eye" playing] 2 00:00:20,466 --> 00:00:23,166 ♪ It's my life in a box And charred to beat! ♪ 3 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,799 ♪ Taking chalk in my arms It's the soul of me! ♪ 4 00:00:25,866 --> 00:00:28,533 ♪ You want fire Ashes see me laying face down ♪ 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,833 ♪ What has caught the thorn in your eye? ♪ 6 00:00:48,366 --> 00:00:50,366 [crowd cheering] 7 00:00:59,733 --> 00:01:03,099 [Ross] It is alive and electric in the Cajundome 8 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:07,033 and coming up is Royal Rumble in the bayou. 9 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,766 I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. 10 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:15,066 And we welcome you to Raw here on TNN. 11 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:18,766 The fans of WWE New York are ready for our main event, 12 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,666 ladies and gentlemen, that has been signed. 13 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:24,800 And King, this is gonna be a big one tonight. 14 00:01:24,866 --> 00:01:27,066 [Lawler] Unbelievable. You see it right there, 15 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:29,033 Y2J teaming with The Rock, 16 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:33,033 and they've got Chris Benoit and the returning Big Show. Uh-oh! 17 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,266 [Ross] Chris Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion 18 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,066 and The Rock against Benoit. 19 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:41,966 And yes, the 500-pound returning Big Show here tonight. 20 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,833 ["The Game" playing] 21 00:01:43,899 --> 00:01:44,899 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 22 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:47,399 [Ross] But all of this is nonsense… 23 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,699 in the Triple H family, I can guarantee you. 24 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:58,333 And here comes The Game and his bride. 25 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:01,100 And thanks to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 26 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,933 Triple H came up short 27 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,299 in a bid to win the WWE title at the Royal Rumble. 28 00:02:08,366 --> 00:02:09,433 [Lawler] Oh. 29 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,866 To say that that man is not happy is an understatement. 30 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:13,200 Look what he's carrying, JR. 31 00:02:14,566 --> 00:02:15,666 [Ross] A sledgehammer. 32 00:02:17,566 --> 00:02:22,566 The Game, who is not scheduled to be in action here tonight, 33 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:29,000 has been in a horrible, miserable mood all night long. 34 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:34,233 It looked as if The Game was going to become the WWE Champion 35 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:38,633 if it had not been for that Texas Rattlesnake. 36 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,933 [Lawler] You got that right. 37 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,766 The Rattlesnake screwed Triple H out of the title 38 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:44,433 last night in the Royal Rumble. 39 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,799 You're right. He's been in a bad, bad mood. 40 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,766 You'd rather have your hemorrhoid removed with a soldering iron 41 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:52,166 than be in the same room with that man today. 42 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:54,466 [Ross] The expression on The Game's face, 43 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:57,633 I think, tells the story better than we can. 44 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,666 -[music crescendoes] -[Lawler exclaims] 45 00:02:59,733 --> 00:03:01,799 [crowd exclaiming] 46 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,833 [Ross] This huge crowd here in the Cajundome… 47 00:03:08,766 --> 00:03:11,333 voicing their disapproval 48 00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:14,533 and some approval for The Game, King. 49 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,399 [Lawler] I can assure you that The Game 50 00:03:16,466 --> 00:03:19,066 had envisioned himself standing on that turnbuckle, 51 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,966 holding up the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 52 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:24,066 right now instead of that sledgehammer. 53 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:27,666 Uh-oh. What's he gonna do with that sledgehammer, JR? 54 00:03:27,733 --> 00:03:29,399 [Ross] And I'm starting to think… 55 00:03:30,966 --> 00:03:33,533 We know what The Game is capable of. 56 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,100 He is as dangerous and accomplished competitor 57 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:40,433 that has ever set foot in this very ring. 58 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,500 We all know that. 59 00:03:42,866 --> 00:03:46,733 But he is obsessed with the WWE title. 60 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:48,033 But it is not his. 61 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,633 It still remains around the waist of Kurt Angle. 62 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,266 [crowd booing] 63 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:57,233 [Lawler] Well, you can feel his mood, JR, 64 00:03:57,299 --> 00:03:59,033 and I hope these people don't antagonize him 65 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,666 any worse than it already is. 66 00:04:01,466 --> 00:04:05,633 You know, usually, there's nothing that I hate more 67 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,766 than coming to some 68 00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:11,000 little hole-in-the-wall piece-of-crap town like this. 69 00:04:11,066 --> 00:04:12,966 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 70 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:20,233 I mean, I go out of my way to make sure 71 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,766 I can go in, kick somebody's ass, 72 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,200 and get the hell out. 73 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:33,733 But tonight… tonight is a little bit different 74 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,533 because the fact of the matter is, 75 00:04:36,266 --> 00:04:40,133 I've been looking forward to this town for a long time. 76 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,366 [Lawler] But why? 77 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,700 [Ross] What do you mean? 78 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:47,366 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! 79 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:50,033 [Lawler] You don't think he looked forward to coming here 80 00:04:50,099 --> 00:04:52,866 and having these people call him that? Another lower-anatomy chant. 81 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:54,433 [crowd chanting] Asshole! Asshole! 82 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,366 [Lawler] I assure you that's the last thing Triple H wants to hear 83 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,733 after what happened to him last night at the Royal Rumble. 84 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,066 I've been looking forward to this town 85 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:06,266 because this was supposed to be my night. 86 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:09,466 You see, I was supposed to be standing right here 87 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:10,900 in the middle of this ring. 88 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,800 And I was supposed to be holding 89 00:05:13,866 --> 00:05:16,833 the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship belt 90 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,033 above my head. 91 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:20,099 [Lawler] I knew it. 92 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,200 Tonight was my night. 93 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,333 I would have been the champion. 94 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:30,833 But one man… 95 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:36,000 and one man alone prevented that from happening. 96 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,766 [Lawler] It was Stone Cold. 97 00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:47,233 And it sure as hell wasn't Kurt Angle. 98 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,599 [crowd chanting] Austin! Austin! 99 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:56,366 [Ross] Triple H not giving much respect to Kurt Angle, is he? 100 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:58,933 [Lawler] Well, these people know who cost him the title. 101 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,166 -[chanting continues] -[Ross] Triple H is a bitter man, King. 102 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:03,833 [Lawler] That Austin chant going up. 103 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,766 [Ross] A bitter man. 104 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:05,900 You're damn right. 105 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:09,733 It was that piece of crap, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 106 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,000 [Ross] And The Cerebral Assassin is letting his feelings be known. 107 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:16,833 You see, last night, it was mine. 108 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:20,500 Last night, the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 109 00:06:20,566 --> 00:06:23,000 was in my hand. 110 00:06:23,066 --> 00:06:26,733 Kurt Angle was unconscious in the middle of the ring. 111 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:35,200 And then "Stone Cold" Steve Austin screwed me! 112 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:38,533 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] He's got a point there, JR. 113 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,599 Austin had no business interfering in that match. 114 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,666 [Ross] And now, Triple H knows how it feels. 115 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:46,533 -[Lawler] What do you mean by that? -Well, I'm tired of it. 116 00:06:47,966 --> 00:06:49,833 I'm tired of all of it. 117 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,733 I'm tired of all the games. 118 00:06:53,799 --> 00:06:56,599 I'm tired of all the back and forth. 119 00:06:58,366 --> 00:07:02,700 I am sick and tired of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 120 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:05,599 [Ross] And he's tired of you, pal. 121 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,400 So I'll tell you how it's gonna be. 122 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:18,566 As soon as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin arrives in this building… 123 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:20,566 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 124 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,833 Austin's not even here yet. 125 00:07:25,066 --> 00:07:26,166 Oh, my gosh. 126 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,099 [Ross] Man, look at that weapon. 127 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,033 That is an ominous weapon. 128 00:07:31,566 --> 00:07:34,933 I… will be waiting. 129 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:39,033 [Ross] That ain't… that's not right, King. 130 00:07:39,099 --> 00:07:40,099 That's not right. 131 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,733 [Lawler] It may not be right, but I'm afraid it's gonna happen. 132 00:07:42,799 --> 00:07:44,933 [Ross] Triple H almost ended Austin's livelihood once. 133 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,266 It could happen again tonight, and I knew it was-- 134 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,099 [Lawler] I guess you'll get on the phone 135 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,433 and call Triple H and warn him, huh? You just stay right here, JR. 136 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,233 -You don't need to call Austin… -Go ahead. 137 00:07:57,033 --> 00:07:59,299 Make me madder than I already am. 138 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,266 [Lawler] Yeah, please don't. 139 00:08:02,366 --> 00:08:07,066 Because the fact of the matter is when Austin arrives in this building… 140 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,933 I am going to split his head open with this sledgehammer. 141 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,133 -[crowd booing] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 142 00:08:14,966 --> 00:08:18,833 Stone Cold, I'm gonna make it real simple for you. 143 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,799 Because you're gonna see it coming. 144 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,566 You're gonna know where it's gonna come from. 145 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,633 You're gonna know when it's gonna come. 146 00:08:30,299 --> 00:08:31,366 Austin… 147 00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:34,699 I will have my night. 148 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:37,766 It might not be standing in this ring, 149 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,500 holding the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 150 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:41,866 above my head. 151 00:08:42,699 --> 00:08:46,699 But tonight, my moment will be standing 152 00:08:46,766 --> 00:08:49,833 over your bloody beaten ass. 153 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,766 [Ross] And he means every word of it. 154 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,133 -He means everything he's saying. -[Lawler] Yes, he does. 155 00:08:54,966 --> 00:08:56,133 That's not a pretty sight. 156 00:08:56,199 --> 00:08:57,900 -["Medal" playing] -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 157 00:08:58,533 --> 00:09:00,766 [Ross] Now this is not "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. 158 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,400 I'm not even sure The Rattlesnake's gonna be here tonight. 159 00:09:03,466 --> 00:09:06,100 He may still be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory, 160 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:09,466 but here's the WWE champion, Kurt Angle. 161 00:09:10,866 --> 00:09:12,233 [Lawler] Oh, look at Stephanie. 162 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,699 Remember when… 163 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:21,266 Triple H… 164 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,633 maybe your name should be Triple W… 165 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,866 for… [mimics whining] 166 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,500 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[crowd cheering] 167 00:09:31,566 --> 00:09:34,933 [Ross] And I would not provoke Triple H tonight if I were you, Kurt. 168 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,866 [mimicking Triple H] "If it wasn't for Stone Cold, 169 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:42,000 I'd be champion." 170 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:44,833 "This was supposed to be my night." 171 00:09:47,766 --> 00:09:50,366 [in normal voice] Well, let me clarify something for you, pal. 172 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:53,966 There's only one person who cost you that title. 173 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,600 -Me. -[crowd cheering] 174 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,100 [Lawler] Well… 175 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,833 -he may have a point there, JR. -In case you didn't know, Triple H, 176 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:05,766 Stone Cold didn't cover your prone body for the one, two, three. 177 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:08,266 It was your Olympic Hero. 178 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,433 [Lawler] That's true, it's true. 179 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,533 I won that match. 180 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,866 My hand was raised. Not yours, mine. 181 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:22,166 I mean, Triple H, 182 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,400 what do I have to do to finally get some respect around here? 183 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,000 And you know something? 184 00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:30,400 It's not my fault that Austin, 185 00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:33,733 and the rest of the world for that matter, hates you so much. 186 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,199 -[crowd cheering] -[Lawler] Wow. 187 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:39,333 [imperceptible] 188 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,166 Maybe if you spent a little less time crying over spilt milk 189 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:47,333 and a little more time drinking it like me, 190 00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:49,866 you'd finally be a winner. 191 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,500 [Lawler] Yeah, that is true. 192 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:52,566 It's true. 193 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:55,633 -Milk makes strong bones. -[Triple H] You know, Kurt… 194 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:57,066 that's real cute. 195 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,333 You're a funny guy. 196 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:03,066 Problem is, tonight, I don't have a very good sense of humor. 197 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:06,199 So why don't you walk down that ramp and come in this ring 198 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,133 and let me tee off on your head for a couple of minutes? 199 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,966 -[Lawler] With a hammer? -[Ross] Good Lord. 200 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,500 Oh, big man with the sledgehammer, huh? 201 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:19,066 Triple H… 202 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:24,133 Why is it that every time you beat someone, 203 00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:27,300 it's because of some foreign object? 204 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,633 You know, running someone over with a car, 205 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,266 using a steel pipe, 206 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,500 a sledgehammer. 207 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:40,566 Can't you beat someone on just, say, natural ability? 208 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,800 [Ross] Wow. 209 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,800 -[Lawler] There's a question for you. -[Ross] Man… 210 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:48,966 You want natural ability? 211 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:50,766 Fine. 212 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:51,833 I'll tell you what. 213 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,433 After I get done out back, 214 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,166 splitting Austin's head open with this sledgehammer… 215 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,433 I'll put the sledgehammer down. 216 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,233 And then if you're a man, 217 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,066 you'll walk down that ramp 218 00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:13,166 and I'll kick your ass for that World Wrestling Entertainment Championship 219 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,000 like I did last night. 220 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,266 [crowd cheering, booing] 221 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,900 [Ross] A challenge. 222 00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:19,666 [Kurt] You want to take my title? 223 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,866 I'll tell you what, Triple H… 224 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,500 that's fine with me. 225 00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:28,400 Because I'll beat you again. Consider it done, Monkey Boy. 226 00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:29,733 [Lawler] "Monkey Boy?" 227 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,266 [Ross] The WWE title… 228 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,600 Angle's accepted Triple H's challenge and… 229 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,599 -[upbeat pop music playing] -[Lawler] Oh. Uh-oh. 230 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,066 Oh-ho! 231 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,866 [Ross] And there is Trish Stratus… 232 00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:41,000 [Lawler] Oh, look at the look on Stephanie's face. 233 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,400 Hold on there, Kurt. 234 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:50,066 You know, if we're all gonna come out here and issue challenges… 235 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,766 well, I got one of my own. 236 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,433 [Lawler] Oh, boy. Woohoo! 237 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,766 Stephanie, you know… 238 00:12:57,699 --> 00:12:59,366 I tried to be nice. 239 00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:04,099 We could have been the very best of friends. 240 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,366 But since that's not what you wanted… 241 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:12,400 why don't you follow your husband's lead 242 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,500 and face me? 243 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,800 [Lawler] What? She wants to fight Stephanie? 244 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:20,000 [Ross] Trish is challenging Stephanie tonight? 245 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,133 One-on-one tonight. 246 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,366 [Ross] Oh, my God. 247 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,900 [Lawler] Look, Stephanie's licking her chops. 248 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,199 [laughing] Oh, boy. 249 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,966 [Stephanie] You know, Trish… 250 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,133 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 251 00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:43,199 [Lawler] Wait. Who are they talking to here? 252 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:50,800 Trish, you seem to wanna get your hands on a McMahon so badly… 253 00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:52,066 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 254 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:55,833 …well, then I'm more than happy to oblige you. 255 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,666 -[Lawler] Oh, boy! -[Ross] That's all this sounds like. 256 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,233 But, Trish, consider this. 257 00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,599 The next spanking you get… 258 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,633 -[Lawler] Uh-oh! -…will be my open hand 259 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:11,633 across your pretty little face. 260 00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:14,866 [Lawler] Oh, man. Don't forget her butt, spank her butt. Woohoo! 261 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:19,533 And now, Trish, it's no secret that you're a bitch. 262 00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:21,333 -[Lawler] What? -[crowd booing] 263 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,633 -[Lawler] JR! Did you hear that? -[imperceptible] 264 00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:25,133 But tonight… 265 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,300 in this very ring… 266 00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,699 you're gonna be my bitch. 267 00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:33,199 -[all exclaiming] -[Ross] My God. 268 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:34,266 [Lawler laughing] 269 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,266 [Ross] Kurt Angle and The Game for the WWE title, 270 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:41,333 and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Trish one-on-one. 271 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:45,933 What a way to start a ruckus, lawless night on Raw. 272 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:50,133 [Lawler] Oh, my God, JR, look at the look on Stephanie's face. 273 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,500 [Ross] The fireworks coming early here tonight on Raw. 274 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:59,433 -[Lawler] Hey, wait a minute. -[Ross] I think that's… 275 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,666 I think that could be Stone Cold perhaps. 276 00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,733 [Lawler] Not in a limo, Stone Cold don't ride limos. 277 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,133 Maybe it's… Maybe it's Drew Carey. Ha! 278 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,366 -Uh-oh. -[Ross] It's Mr. McMahon! 279 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,633 Mr. McMahon just got here. 280 00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:16,633 What's he gonna do when he finds out about these matches tonight? 281 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:19,500 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. Wait till he hears about Trish and Stephanie. 282 00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:20,633 Woohoo! 283 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,533 Mr. McMahon, excuse me, Mr. McMahon. 284 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,933 I'd just like to get your thoughts on the two huge matches… 285 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,199 -Yeah. -…that have been set up. 286 00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:31,933 I was just informed of these two huge matches you call them, all right? 287 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:36,500 Trish has challenged my daughter Stephanie. [scoffs] 288 00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:38,466 Kurt Angle on his own has decided to defend 289 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:41,599 the WWE Championship against my son-in-law Triple H. 290 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:44,199 Last I checked, I'm the boss, 291 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,099 I'm the chairman around here, right? 292 00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,699 So, in the interest of fairness, 293 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,266 these matches may happen, 294 00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:55,466 then again, they may not. 295 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:57,733 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 296 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,733 -[trumpet music playing] -[Ross] Man. 297 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,933 [Lawler] Well, I-I usually agree with Mr. McMahon in the interest of fairness, 298 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,633 everything should be okay, but… 299 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,533 -I liked the sound of those two matches. -[Ross] Me, too! 300 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:10,699 [bell dinging] 301 00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:13,166 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, 302 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,400 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment European Championship. 303 00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:21,000 Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, 304 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,666 he is United Kingdom's Goodwill Ambassador, 305 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,866 and the European Champion, William Regal. 306 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,733 [Lawler] Well, JR, tonight, 307 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,666 Raw is brought to you by Weider Sports Nutrition, 308 00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,000 a dynamic muscle builder, 309 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:39,433 packed with protein, carbs, and amino acids to nourish your muscles. 310 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,800 Get Weider, get results. 311 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,233 And by M&M's. 312 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:45,000 "The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand." 313 00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,833 And by Chef Boyardee. 314 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,666 Overstuff yourself on Monday nights 315 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,933 with Chef Boyardee Overstuffed, and the WWE. 316 00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:55,699 Mr. Regal… 317 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,433 -[Ross] The European Champion. -[Lawler in British accent] Hello. 318 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,800 -[crowd booing] -Tally-ho! 319 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:08,000 That dirty, foul, insignificant, miserable little specimen Test 320 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:10,666 has been a thorn in my side. 321 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:21,933 Tonight, your Goodwill Ambassador, I apologize to you, my friends, 322 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,833 because I am going to make Test… 323 00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:29,166 feel like he's been hacked up with a bloody hatchet. 324 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,233 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 325 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,733 [Ross] Well, the European title on the line here 326 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,133 between William Regal and the challenger, Test. 327 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:40,533 [announcer] Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 282 pounds, 328 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600 Test! 329 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,066 [Ross] And Test not wasting any time. 330 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,133 [bell dinging] 331 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,566 [Ross] And here we go for the European title. 332 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,666 [Lawler] But at least as a sign of goodwill, 333 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:54,466 William Regal apologized for what he's gonna do before the fact. 334 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:59,333 [Ross] But right now, he… he should be apologizing to his backside, 335 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,700 because that's where he's spent most of his time. 336 00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:04,466 [Lawler] Speaking of backsides, JR, what about Trish and Stephanie? 337 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,300 -Stephanie's gonna spank her. -[Test grunts] 338 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:09,399 What about last night at the Royal Rumble? Did you see those two go at it? 339 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:11,800 -[Ross] Oh, look out here, look out! -[crowd exclaiming] 340 00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:14,500 [Lawler] Don't besmirch him on our announce table, Test. 341 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,966 [Ross] Regal just got molested on our announce table. 342 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,166 [Lawler] He was besmirched. 343 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,399 [Ross] Yeah, last night, Trish and Stephanie, 344 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,066 that was the darndest thing I think I've maybe ever seen 345 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:24,466 between two women. 346 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,733 [Lawler] Oh-ho! It was great, JR. 347 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,899 Trish slapping Stephanie, Stephanie slapping Trish. 348 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:32,733 They were dancing all over our announce table. 349 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,266 They were nearly pulling each other's clothes off. 350 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,700 Woohoo, man! 351 00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,899 [Ross] And we'll have that go down tonight. 352 00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:42,566 The ladies want it, but what will the chairman of the WWE… 353 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,166 What will his disposition of that be? 354 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:47,700 [Lawler] I don't know. All of that took place last night. It wasn't even a match. 355 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:50,133 Imagine what they'd do to each other in a match. Whoo! 356 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,000 [Ross] Man, the European Champion, William Regal, 357 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,700 unable to get out of the box, shall we say. 358 00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:59,633 And Test, he's about 6'6" or 6'7", 359 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:03,399 has just dominated the European Champion thus far. 360 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:07,633 And I stress, thus far, and Test on top now. 361 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,233 [Lawler] Oh, look out, Mr. Regal! Oh, my God! 362 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,700 -[Ross] With an elbow from the top. -One, two, three… 363 00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:14,500 -[Lawler] What? -[Ross] The party is over. 364 00:19:14,566 --> 00:19:16,266 -[bell dinging] -We've got a new champion. 365 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,433 -I don't believe it. -[announcer] Here's your winner 366 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,766 and the new World Wrestling Entertainment European Champion, 367 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,833 Test. 368 00:19:22,899 --> 00:19:25,700 [Lawler] Wait, that maybe the quickest besmirching I've ever seen. 369 00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:28,066 [Ross] I can't believe that any man on Earth 370 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,700 can beat William Regal that quick. 371 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,533 [Lawler] Mr. Regal must… 372 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,966 Gotta be something wrong. 373 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:41,133 [Ross] Regal never got out of the box of this dynamic elbow. 374 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,300 -[Lawler] Look at this! -[Ross] And this huge man 375 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:47,566 right in the heart of the now former European Champion. 376 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,433 [Lawler] I don't think Mr. Regal ever… 377 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,633 He didn't have one offensive move, did he? 378 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,000 [Ross] Man, Test was on fire. 379 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:57,733 Maybe we're seeing a sign with the… Uh-oh. 380 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,866 [door closes] 381 00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,899 [Triple H] Hey, you and I need to talk. 382 00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:07,066 -The hell you think you're doing? -What do you mean? 383 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:09,266 I got screwed last night, Vince. 384 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,366 I got screwed out of the World Wrestling Entertainment Championship. 385 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:15,933 You think I'm going to come here tonight and not get what I deserve? 386 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I've got a match with Kurt Angle, and nobody is taking that away from me. 387 00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,399 You understand? 388 00:20:21,466 --> 00:20:23,100 Wait a minute, just cool your jets. 389 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,166 I said I was going to take it under advisement. 390 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:28,333 I don't appreciate you going out there making your own matches, all right? 391 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:30,800 So I said I was going to take it under advisement. 392 00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:32,133 "Take it under advisement." 393 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,666 You were out there talking about what's fair. 394 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,466 Yeah, in the interest of fairness. 395 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,933 Oh, I get it. In the interest of fairness. 396 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:45,833 You wouldn't be thinking in the interest of somebody else's fairness? 397 00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:47,933 Maybe Trish. 398 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,866 What head you thinking with, Vince, huh? 399 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,733 -[Lawler] Oh, man. -Listen… 400 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:56,566 I said I would take it under advisement. I would. 401 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:59,333 Get dressed, all right? Get ready for the match, all right? 402 00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:01,800 There's a good chance you're going to get that match, 403 00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:04,833 but let me take it under consideration. 404 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:07,600 Take it under consideration. 405 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:10,500 And cool off while you're at it. 406 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,200 [Ross] We're back in the Cajundome here on Raw, 407 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:18,600 and we have a new European Champion, King, and… 408 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,333 I mean, Test raised his game here tonight. 409 00:21:21,399 --> 00:21:22,633 [Lawler] Listen to this thud. 410 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,100 -[thuds] -[Lawler] Ooh! 411 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,533 [Ross] Right in the heart of William Regal, 412 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,666 and Regal a hell of a competitor. 413 00:21:29,733 --> 00:21:32,300 Look at the emotional Test with the European Championship. 414 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:34,066 Regal never got out of the box. 415 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:35,633 [Lawler] Uh-oh, wait a minute. 416 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,500 There's a besmirched William Regal. 417 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,566 [Ross] Well, he's got to keep the old proverbial stiff upper lip. 418 00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:44,733 [Lawler] Got one going now. 419 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800 ["Protection" playing] 420 00:21:46,866 --> 00:21:48,866 [crowd cheering] 421 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,800 [Ross] And if you lack the action… physical… 422 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,466 Get ready. 423 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,533 [Lawler] Oh! 424 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,066 [bell dinging] 425 00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:01,200 [announcer] The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall. 426 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:02,633 Making their way to the ring, 427 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:07,866 and accompanied by Jacqueline, at a combined weight of 578 pounds. 428 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:11,899 Faarooq and Bradshaw, The Acolytes. 429 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:15,100 [Ross] The Acolytes about to take on Matt and Jeff Hardy 430 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:19,000 and this is the result of what happened last Thursday night on UPS SmackDown. 431 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:22,266 Six-person tag-team match-up, Swanton by Jeff. 432 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,300 Ooh, on the wrong man. 433 00:22:24,366 --> 00:22:26,233 Jeff Hardy almost got beheaded. 434 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,100 -[Lawler] Almost! -[bell dinging] 435 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:31,500 I'm telling you, I've never seen a clothesline quite like that. 436 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:35,033 Hit the Swanton on Faarooq who was not the legal man… 437 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,600 ["Loaded" playing] 438 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,833 -…and Bradshaw exploded. -[announcer] Their opponent, 439 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:42,800 being accompanied by Lita, from Cameron, North Carolina, 440 00:22:42,866 --> 00:22:46,233 at a combined weight of 455 pounds, 441 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:50,000 Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz. 442 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:54,533 [Lawler] Well, Matt and Jeff Hardy entered the Royal Rumble last night 443 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,899 in the first and third position. 444 00:22:57,966 --> 00:22:59,833 They ended up eliminating Faarooq. 445 00:23:01,466 --> 00:23:04,100 [Ross] And they also eliminated each other, King. 446 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,233 [Lawler] I know it. That was not smart. 447 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,066 Faarooq came in number four in the Rumble. 448 00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:11,399 [Ross] It's a little… Bradshaw was not… 449 00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,833 He wants to have some more. 450 00:23:12,899 --> 00:23:14,133 He come to get him some. 451 00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:17,800 [Ross] And the Hardys eliminating each other, 452 00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:21,133 and, you know, the Hardys hanging around each other during the afternoon. 453 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,066 They kept their distance from each other today, 454 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:27,200 which leads me to believe that their feathers may be a little bit ruffled… 455 00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:28,899 at each other as a result of the Rumble. 456 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:31,133 -[Lawler] They're not thinking straight. -[bell dings] 457 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,100 If I were them after that Rumble was over, I'd have tried to make friends 458 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,966 -with The Acolytes. -[Ross] Wait a minute. 459 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,133 Jeff Hardy just tagged himself in. 460 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,066 [Lawler] Already? 461 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:41,733 [Ross] He certainly did, made the blind tag with his brother, 462 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,200 and now Jeff Hardy and… 463 00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:45,066 Oh, now Bradshaw starting it off here with a… 464 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,233 What a knockdown by Bradshaw. 465 00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,100 [Lawler] Did that right. 466 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,600 [Ross] I wanna say hi to our great fans in Clinton, Ohio. 467 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,433 We're going to be there Friday night. 468 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,833 Hope you can be with us, fans, and this Sunday afternoon in Philadelphia… 469 00:23:57,899 --> 00:23:59,533 Sunday afternoon in Philly. 470 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,766 [Lawler] Drew Carey's from Cleveland, ain't he? 471 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,666 [Ross] We're going to have more on Drew Carey. 472 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,866 [Lawler] Oh, man! 473 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:06,866 [Ross] Drew Carey involved in the Royal Rumble, 474 00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:09,466 -more on that here tonight. -[yells] 475 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,500 [Lawler] Of course, Trish's got a big pay-per-view 476 00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:13,066 coming up this Saturday night. 477 00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:16,000 -Yeah. -[Ross] Oh, look at that catch. 478 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,366 You won't see that in the XFL, there are none. 479 00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:21,566 Ooh! Nice Fallaway Slam by Bradshaw. 480 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:23,800 Taking down Jeff Hardy, Bradshaw struck the man. 481 00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:25,866 [Lawler] Are we're actually gonna see the footage 482 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,366 of Drew Carey in the Royal Rumble? 483 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,966 -[Ross] I think we might. -[Lawler laughs] That was great. 484 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,366 Oh! Look at poor Jeff. 485 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,966 He's been dropped right on that colorful head of his. 486 00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:35,300 And, JR, speaking of heads, 487 00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:38,233 did you hear Triple H asked Vince McMahon, 488 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,866 which head he was thinking with? 489 00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:41,800 -[Ross] I certainly did. -[Lawler] Oh, my God. 490 00:24:41,866 --> 00:24:44,833 [Ross] That's a son-in-law to his father-in-law. 491 00:24:44,899 --> 00:24:47,600 So much emotion here tonight. 492 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:50,166 And we're happy you're with us, folks, wherever you may be. 493 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,633 As Jeff Hardy got his feet up. 494 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,333 [Lawler] I know which head I think with. 495 00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:54,566 [Ross] No doubt about that. 496 00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:58,033 [Lawler] What are you talking about? It's right here between my shoulders. 497 00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,500 Come on, get up, get up over here. 498 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,399 [Ross] And Bradshaw trying to get in on the action here 499 00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:04,833 -and having been… -[Lawler] Oh! 500 00:25:04,899 --> 00:25:06,100 Actually-- 501 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:09,233 Truthfully, my brain is my second favorite organ. 502 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,966 -[Faarooq grunts] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 503 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:12,199 Look at Jacqueline. 504 00:25:12,266 --> 00:25:13,233 What's she doing? 505 00:25:13,766 --> 00:25:15,600 -[Ross] Jacqueline-- -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 506 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,699 [Ross] Lita on the outside on Bradshaw. 507 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:21,500 And Matt and Jeff certainly are not on the same page, 508 00:25:21,566 --> 00:25:22,566 to say the least. 509 00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:25,833 And a shot by… oh, by Bradshaw, Jeff Hardy to the outside. 510 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,233 [Lawler] Got a lot of confusion here on the part of the Hardys. 511 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,399 Lita, you better try to get these two on the same page. 512 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:33,566 [Ross] Oh, my God. 513 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:34,733 Tell you what, King. 514 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,466 The stakes of the Royal Rumble that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin somehow won, 515 00:25:39,533 --> 00:25:42,633 the bloody mess that he was, thanks to The Game, quite frankly. 516 00:25:42,699 --> 00:25:43,733 [Lawler] Oh! 517 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,266 [Ross] We're so high on emotion, still cookin' here… 518 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,966 And a near fall by Bradshaw 519 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:51,300 as Jeff Hardy climbing out of the predicament. 520 00:25:51,366 --> 00:25:54,333 [crowd chanting] Lita! Lita! Lita! 521 00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:56,366 [Lawler] Yeah, Lita, hear these people? 522 00:25:56,433 --> 00:25:58,366 [Ross] Here's the crowd in Cajundome. 523 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,100 -[Lawler] Whoa! -A nice neck breaker by Matt Hardy 524 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,699 -taking down Bradshaw. -Get up! 525 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,833 [Lawler] Oh, I like Lita. Woohoo! 526 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:07,766 Is her belly button pierced? 527 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,633 -[Ross] How do I know… -[Lawler] Well… 528 00:26:09,699 --> 00:26:10,766 …about all her piercings? 529 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,533 [Lawler] I'll go over and find out for you. 530 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,033 [Ross] I haven't done any research on piercings lately. 531 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,300 [Lawler] That's your problem, JR. 532 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,699 -Oh, my God! -[Ross] What a headbutt by Faarooq. 533 00:26:20,766 --> 00:26:21,899 There's a cover. Could be… 534 00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:24,633 -No, it's not gonna be a… -Count him out. What's wrong with you? 535 00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:26,833 [Ross] Our fans in Washington, DC, 536 00:26:26,899 --> 00:26:28,899 tickets going on sale for Raw on Saturday. 537 00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:33,533 And we invite you to join us. Drop in by the MCI box office. 538 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,399 October, at the MCI Center. Hope you'll be with us live. 539 00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:38,433 [Lawler] I heard those tickets are almost gone. 540 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,033 You better hurry if you want tickets to the MCI Center. 541 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,033 [Ross] And there's a cover by Bradshaw. 542 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,166 And got another near fall, keeping the pressure on Matt Hardy. 543 00:26:47,199 --> 00:26:51,000 Well, I don't want to read more into this Matt and Jeff Hardy thing than there is, 544 00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:55,100 but certainly, they both had early numbers in the Rumble as documented. 545 00:26:55,899 --> 00:26:58,066 They did eliminate Faarooq from the Rumble. 546 00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:01,066 [Lawler] And wound up facing themselves, each other rather. Oh! 547 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,333 [Ross] They both went over the top rope. 548 00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:07,633 And both lucky to have survived that from where I was sitting. 549 00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:10,933 [Lawler] Let's see your belly button, Lita. 550 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,133 [Ross] Are you a navel man? 551 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,233 [Lawler] No, army. 552 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,833 Uh-oh. 553 00:27:17,899 --> 00:27:19,533 -Whoa! -[Ross] Jeff Hardy… 554 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,433 -[Lawler exclaims] -[Ross] Nice DDT on Faarooq. 555 00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:26,266 And I cannot believe-- Don't forget The Rock 556 00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,800 will join forces with the new Intercontinental Champion 557 00:27:28,866 --> 00:27:30,833 Chris Jericho against Chris Benoit… 558 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,933 -[Lawler] Yes! -[Ross] …and returning 500-pound Big Show 559 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,033 here tonight. 560 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,199 [Lawler] What a surprise that was to see The Big Show show up 561 00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:39,633 on the Royal Rumble last night. 562 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,300 [Ross] Nice teamwork by the Hardys. 563 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:44,433 And now double-teaming Bradshaw as he came in. 564 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,500 [Lawler] Speaking of surprises at the Royal Rumble, 565 00:27:46,566 --> 00:27:49,199 what about The Honky Tonk Man showing up? That was great. 566 00:27:49,966 --> 00:27:51,300 [Ross] Yeah, The Hawk too. 567 00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:52,666 Uh-oh, look out. 568 00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:54,333 [Lawler] Man, did you see that? 569 00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,300 [Ross] Faarooq is the legal man here. 570 00:27:56,366 --> 00:27:59,333 [Lawler] They knocked Bradshaw out of the ring, and it just made him mad. 571 00:27:59,399 --> 00:28:03,833 [Ross] The Hardys giving up a lot of power and strength to the APA. 572 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,533 Of course, most people do. 573 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,199 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at this! -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 574 00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:10,533 [Ross] Miscalculation there with Bradshaw and Faarooq. 575 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,399 [Lawler] I'm telling you there's a lot of confusion on both sides here. 576 00:28:13,466 --> 00:28:15,300 -Whoa! -[Ross] Most would think. 577 00:28:15,366 --> 00:28:17,333 Faarooq's still the legal man, I think. 578 00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:18,899 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] Jeff Hardy-- 579 00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,733 [Lawler] Swanton! Whoa! 580 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,133 [Ross] What a Swanton. 581 00:28:22,199 --> 00:28:24,199 He hit his head, but Faarooq is… 582 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,399 as we said, the legal man. 583 00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,600 A gutwrench. 584 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,800 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -[Ross] Into the Dominator! 585 00:28:29,866 --> 00:28:31,033 [Lawler] Man. 586 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,233 -[Ross] And Faarooq and Bradshaw win it. -[bell dinging] 587 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,166 [announcer] Here are your winners, The Acolytes. 588 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,899 [Ross] I think the Hardys lost track of who was legal. 589 00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:44,100 Just like they did last Thursday night. 590 00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,233 [Lawler] I'm telling you, the Hardys were… 591 00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:49,433 Well, they just didn't have it together tonight. 592 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,399 Well, that happens every now and then, JR. 593 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:58,300 [Ross] Well, Faarooq and Bradshaw… 594 00:28:59,399 --> 00:29:01,233 got a miscalculation as well, but-- 595 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:04,000 You know, Steph, I can't even begin to think 596 00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:06,399 what your dad is thinking about. What-- 597 00:29:06,466 --> 00:29:08,833 I got screwed last night. 598 00:29:08,899 --> 00:29:11,533 He should just say, "Yeah, here's the match," but no. 599 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,466 No, he's still taking it under consideration. 600 00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,333 This whole thing stinks. 601 00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:18,433 You're right, it does stink. 602 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:21,300 But you know, my dad, he's a fair man. 603 00:29:21,366 --> 00:29:22,366 He is fair. 604 00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:25,233 And under consideration doesn't mean no. 605 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,966 You know, Dad just doesn't like to be told what to do. 606 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,633 I'm sure you'll have your match. 607 00:29:29,699 --> 00:29:31,600 I'm sure he will grant you your match. 608 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:36,066 But you know, what did he say about my match? 609 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:38,666 Oh, your match? That never even came up. 610 00:29:39,433 --> 00:29:41,566 You know, he doesn't want to talk about anything else. 611 00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:46,899 Well, you don't think he's considering not having my match, do you? 612 00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:50,000 I'll tell you what, he's your father. 613 00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:52,866 Maybe you'll have better luck talking to him than I will. 614 00:29:53,466 --> 00:29:55,233 You know what, and in the meantime? 615 00:29:58,199 --> 00:29:59,966 I'm going to go wait for Austin. 616 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,766 I'm going to finish The Game. 617 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:06,266 -[Ross] The Game wants to maim Austin. -[door slams] 618 00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:09,066 But what's Mr. McMahon going to do here tonight? 619 00:30:11,066 --> 00:30:14,366 We're outside the Cajundome here at Lafayette, Louisiana. 620 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:17,500 And, King, will Kurt Angle defend the WWE title tonight 621 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,533 against Triple H and will Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 622 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,833 face Trish Stratus tonight? It's all up to Mr. McMahon. 623 00:30:23,899 --> 00:30:25,699 [Lawler] Well, in the interest of fairness, 624 00:30:25,766 --> 00:30:28,066 Vince says he's taking it all under advisement. 625 00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:29,666 -What does that mean? -[Ross] Uh… 626 00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:31,199 [Lawler] Is it gonna happen or not? 627 00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:33,033 Your jacket, is that new? 628 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,800 As a matter of fact, it is new. 629 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:37,366 You're dressing a little hipper lately, Dad. 630 00:30:37,433 --> 00:30:38,500 I'm glad you noticed. 631 00:30:38,566 --> 00:30:40,100 Yeah, how could I not? 632 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:41,800 But, Dad… 633 00:30:42,733 --> 00:30:44,133 -tonight… -Yeah. 634 00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:46,399 …Triple H's championship match, 635 00:30:46,466 --> 00:30:48,800 you know Hunter deserves a title shot. 636 00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:52,166 -Austin screwed Triple H last night. -Stephanie… 637 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,600 I didn't say he didn't deserve it. 638 00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,600 I said I would take it under advisement. 639 00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:58,033 And I still am, okay? Not to worry. 640 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:01,033 And I know that you're a fair man and that you will do the right thing. 641 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,366 You've got that right. 642 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:04,166 All right, so speaking of fair, 643 00:31:04,933 --> 00:31:08,033 what about my match tonight with Trish? 644 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:14,366 Steph, I'm really concerned about your safety and physical well-being. 645 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:16,233 You're Daddy's little girl. 646 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:23,166 You wouldn't, by any chance, be worried about the physical well-being 647 00:31:23,233 --> 00:31:26,500 of another little girl that might be in the ring with me, are you? 648 00:31:26,566 --> 00:31:27,566 [Lawler] Hey! 649 00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:30,399 Now look, you don't need to go there. 650 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:32,433 -Go where, Dad? -All right. 651 00:31:33,233 --> 00:31:35,100 Um, look, as far as I'm concerned, 652 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:39,366 I have a good mind to just to let you two have at each other. 653 00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:42,000 -Great. -Look… look what you caused me… 654 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,666 You embarrassed me, all right? 655 00:31:43,733 --> 00:31:44,966 Trish embarrassed me, too, 656 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:47,233 but the two of you embarrassed me at the Royal Rumble, 657 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,166 and I have a good mind to let you have that match, 658 00:31:50,233 --> 00:31:52,199 but I will take it under advisement. 659 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:56,233 Go get dressed for the match, but I'll still take it under advisement. 660 00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:59,000 -All right. -I know you'll do the right thing. 661 00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,500 -All right. -Thanks, Dad. 662 00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:01,800 -I always do. -I know. 663 00:32:04,566 --> 00:32:08,033 Well, it sounds to me like Mr. McMahon's got a big decision to make. 664 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,699 Two big decisions to make here. 665 00:32:09,766 --> 00:32:11,833 You heard he always does the right thing, 666 00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:14,100 but they all seem to be getting ready for the match. 667 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,933 So maybe we're gonna see it. They're going to get it on. 668 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,500 Speaking of big, ladies and gentlemen, The Big Show surprised us all last night 669 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:23,966 when he returned at the Royal Rumble in New Orleans, 670 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:29,133 and the 7'2", 500-pounder made a huge impact, to say the very least, 671 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,466 especially on The Rock, who we're going to hear from momentarily. 672 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,500 The Rock sat down with Michael Cole earlier today, 673 00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,666 and The Rock is certainly despondent, to say the very least. 674 00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:39,666 -Are we gonna hear from The Rock? -Absolutely. 675 00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,433 Well, let's hear it. Where is The Rock? 676 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,100 Well, first, let's take you back to the Royal Rumble. 677 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,766 The Big Show, ladies and gentlemen, shocked us all. 678 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:49,300 No doubt about it when he came on the Royal Rumble 679 00:32:49,366 --> 00:32:51,233 bigger and badder than ever before. 680 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,000 [Lawler] He started knocking people out of the ring left and right. 681 00:32:54,066 --> 00:32:56,066 If he didn't knock 'em out, he'd throw 'em out. 682 00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:59,100 When he got tired of throwing people out, he started chokeslaming people. 683 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,533 [Ross] And watch this chokeslam. 684 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,266 A one-arm chokeslam for the 330-pound Kane. 685 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,233 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Ross] The Big Show was dominant. 686 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,800 He was eliminated by The Rock, 687 00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:11,233 and then look what The Big Show did to The Rock. 688 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,100 And there's no doubt in my mind 689 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:17,366 that this led to The Rock being eliminated from the Royal Rumble. 690 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,233 [crowd cheering] 691 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,000 [Cole] Rock, hell of an effort last night at the Royal Rumble match. 692 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:25,966 You entered at number 13. 693 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:29,100 You were there almost to the end before being eliminated. 694 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:31,366 How do you feel today, 24 hours later? 695 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,600 Well, obviously, The Rock feels very disappointed 696 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,433 about not winning the Royal Rumble. 697 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:42,100 The Rock went into the Royal Rumble, uh, ready to win. 698 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,366 It didn't matter to The Rock. 699 00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:45,633 It never mattered to The Rock what number he came in. 700 00:33:45,699 --> 00:33:48,066 Whether it was number 13, number 3, or 3,000. 701 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,966 The only thing that mattered to The Rock is that The Rock went in there 702 00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:52,899 and was kicking that ass. 703 00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:54,566 That's exactly what The Rock was doing. 704 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:57,333 Laying the smackdown as only The Rock knows how to do. 705 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,666 You know, sure, The Rock eliminated The Big Show, 706 00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,866 was pulled out, chokeslammed through a table. 707 00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,000 The Rock still came back. 708 00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:07,333 Eliminated Rikishi all the way until the very end. 709 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:10,666 But it wasn't good enough. 710 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,833 This was the opportunity for The Rock to go to WrestleMania. 711 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,766 The opportunity for The Rock… 712 00:34:18,799 --> 00:34:21,699 to be in the main event for the WWE Championship. 713 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,533 There's nothing higher than that, Michael Cole. 714 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,133 The Rock should be celebrating right now. 715 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,433 The Rock should be celebrating his Royal Rumble victory. 716 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,500 But instead, The Rock is sitting here next to some… 717 00:34:32,566 --> 00:34:35,166 roody-poo NSYNC wannabe. 718 00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:39,033 Come on, Michael Cole, why don't you entertain The Rock? 719 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:41,833 Why don't you sing a little bit of that "Bye Bye Bye" for The Rock? 720 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,400 [both chuckle] 721 00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:47,033 [Cole] Well, uh, anyhow, Rock, 722 00:34:47,966 --> 00:34:50,166 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin did win the Royal Rumble. 723 00:34:50,933 --> 00:34:55,066 And if he were sitting right here today, what would you say to Stone Cold? 724 00:34:55,133 --> 00:34:56,766 What would The Rock say to Stone Cold? 725 00:34:56,833 --> 00:35:00,766 He would say, "Stone Cold, you won the Royal Rumble. Congratulations." 726 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,833 "You did what you had to do, and The Rock respects that." 727 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,966 "The Rock will always respect that in Stone Cold." 728 00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:10,600 But seeing as Stone Cold won the Royal Rumble, 729 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:12,299 it's really irrelevant to The Rock. 730 00:35:12,366 --> 00:35:14,600 The only thing that frankly is relevant to The Rock 731 00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:16,566 is that The Rock didn't win. 732 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:19,033 And seeing as The Rock didn't win, it could have been Austin, 733 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,133 it could have been Kane, 734 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,033 it could have been Drew Carey, it could have been Jim Carrey, 735 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,700 it could have been Harry Carey himself 736 00:35:24,766 --> 00:35:26,900 coming back from the dead to win the Royal Rumble, 737 00:35:26,966 --> 00:35:29,566 and it wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference to The Rock. 738 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,666 Well, Rock, the fact is, is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 739 00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:35,033 is going to WrestleMania. 740 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,799 But where does The Rock go from here? 741 00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:42,700 Where does The Rock go from here? 742 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,633 The Rock will tell you where he ought to go, 743 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,433 is The Rock ought to get up out of the chair 744 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:49,533 and punch you right in the mouth for asking such a stupid question, Michael. 745 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,366 [crowd cheering] 746 00:35:52,366 --> 00:35:54,433 Michael, in our world of sports entertainment, 747 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,366 in our world of theatricality, 748 00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:59,900 The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. 749 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,966 Well, that will never ever deter from the fact 750 00:36:04,033 --> 00:36:06,299 that The Rock's goals remain the same. 751 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:09,633 The Rock's main objective, main focus, main goal… 752 00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:11,966 remains the same. 753 00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,299 And that's to become WWE champion. 754 00:36:14,366 --> 00:36:17,600 To one day again, become WWE champion. 755 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,600 The Rock doesn't care when he takes it or who he takes it from… 756 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:27,233 but The Rock will one day again become WWE champion. 757 00:36:27,299 --> 00:36:29,299 [crowd cheering] 758 00:36:34,799 --> 00:36:35,933 You smell that? 759 00:36:37,733 --> 00:36:39,200 [Ross] Well, that was earlier today. 760 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:40,933 In just a moment, The Rock will join 761 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,833 the new Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho. 762 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:47,766 The Rock and Jericho, Benoit and The Big Show, next. 763 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,033 And there you see The Game Triple H, 764 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,833 awaiting the arrival of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 765 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,266 sledgehammer in hand. 766 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:57,799 The Game made the threat earlier. 767 00:36:57,866 --> 00:37:02,299 He's gonna maim and bloody Austin right here tonight when Austin shows up. 768 00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:03,866 [Lawler] This is gonna be bad, JR. 769 00:37:03,933 --> 00:37:05,600 ["Whatever" playing] 770 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:07,400 Are you gonna warn Austin or not? 771 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:09,933 [bell dinging] 772 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,133 [announcer] The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall. 773 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:18,366 Introducing first from Winnipeg, Canada, weighing 229 pounds, 774 00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:20,299 Chris Benoit. 775 00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:22,266 [Ross] King, I don't know Austin's whereabouts. 776 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:25,233 Well, I knew the whereabouts last night of Chris Benoit, 777 00:37:25,299 --> 00:37:27,299 who lost the Intercontinental Title 778 00:37:27,366 --> 00:37:29,466 and that Ladder Match has gotta go down in history 779 00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:32,966 as one of the most spectacular displays we have ever witnessed 780 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:36,666 between Benoit and Chris Jericho, and Benoit's got to be sore as he can be. 781 00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:38,266 ["Big" playing] 782 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:41,366 ♪ Well, well, it's The Big Show ♪ 783 00:37:43,266 --> 00:37:45,166 ♪ Yes, it's a big, bad show tonight ♪ 784 00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:48,000 [Ross] And we saw the damage done by this man. 785 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:51,866 [announcer] His tag-team partner weighing in at 500 pounds, 786 00:37:51,933 --> 00:37:54,166 The Big Show! 787 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:58,666 -[Ross] The big, nasty human being. -[Lawler] And he's back! 788 00:37:58,733 --> 00:38:00,666 Better than ever, whoo! 789 00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:02,066 [Ross] The Big Show was dominant. 790 00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:05,600 You saw him throw The Rock like a small child 791 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:08,266 right through our announce table last night. 792 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:09,933 We saw the destruction… 793 00:38:11,433 --> 00:38:16,633 And the 500-pounder, 7'2", easily leaping over the top rope. 794 00:38:17,733 --> 00:38:19,299 Look at the size of that man. 795 00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:21,700 [Lawler] He's scary, I'm gonna tell you he's scary. 796 00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:25,033 [Ross] He is a large carnivore. 797 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,733 [Lawler] I'd like to tell you that Weider Sports Nutrition presents 798 00:38:28,799 --> 00:38:30,400 WWE No Way Out. 799 00:38:30,466 --> 00:38:33,666 Sunday, February 25, at the Thomas & Mack Center 800 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:35,799 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 801 00:38:35,866 --> 00:38:37,466 "Get Weider, get results." 802 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:40,033 [Ross] Our fans in Vegas can be with us live there. 803 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:44,299 We hope you'll take that opportunity in Las Vegas to be with us live. 804 00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:46,366 ["Break the Walls Down" playing] 805 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,333 [Ross] And the new Intercontinental Champion… 806 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:59,766 [announcer] Their opponent, first, weighing in at 227 pounds, 807 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:05,133 he is the new World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion, 808 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,633 Chris Jericho! 809 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,466 [Lawler] Listen to what Benoit is telling The Big Show. 810 00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:12,266 He's saying Jericho is his. 811 00:39:13,433 --> 00:39:15,833 [Ross] Both Jericho and Benoit 812 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,600 have gotta be sore, young athletes 813 00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:21,266 after that amazing display in that Ladder Match 814 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,933 at the Royal Rumble. 815 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:28,166 -["Electrifying" playing] -[crowd cheering] 816 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:31,533 [announcer] His tag team partner from Miami, Florida, 817 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,266 weighing at 270 pounds, 818 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,266 The Rock! 819 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,566 [Ross] No doubt The Rock wants to get his hands 820 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,700 on The Big Show here tonight. 821 00:39:41,766 --> 00:39:43,666 -[bell dinging] -And look at Benoit and Jericho 822 00:39:43,733 --> 00:39:46,733 getting it on here, this match quickly underway, 823 00:39:46,799 --> 00:39:49,299 here on WWE Raw. 824 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:51,100 [Lawler] As you can see on The Rock's back, 825 00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:55,033 he's still sporting the scars from being driven through that table, 826 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,466 our own announce table, 827 00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:58,566 at the Royal Rumble at the hand of The Big Show. 828 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:00,433 [Ross] That was one of the scariest moments 829 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,700 I've ever witnessed. 830 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:03,700 The Big Show just manhandling The Rock 831 00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:07,400 like The Rock was a small, small child. 832 00:40:07,466 --> 00:40:09,500 [Lawler] Everybody looks like a small, small child 833 00:40:09,566 --> 00:40:10,466 next to The Big Show. 834 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,466 [Ross] How are Jericho and Benoit even walking today 835 00:40:13,533 --> 00:40:14,766 is an amazing question. 836 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:17,799 Oh, look at that. Shot from behind by The Big Show. 837 00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,266 Snap suplex. 838 00:40:21,266 --> 00:40:24,299 Oh, no, this isn't, this is… does not bode well. 839 00:40:24,366 --> 00:40:26,066 I think the new Intercontinental Champion… 840 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:28,700 Poor Jericho may not be walking anymore after this. 841 00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:31,700 What's he gonna do here? 842 00:40:31,766 --> 00:40:33,733 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, look at the strength. 843 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:34,966 [Ross] Good Lord! 844 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,066 -[Lawler] The power! -[Ross] Oh, my gosh. 845 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:42,633 [Ross] The Big Show and Benoit will be in Pittsburgh next Monday night. 846 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,100 Hope our fans of Pittsburgh will join us live 847 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:48,100 at the Mellon Arena for WWE Raw, 848 00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,433 one week from tonight in Pittsburgh. 849 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,466 [Lawler] That had to be nearly a 12-foot drop 850 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,466 straight down on your face, 851 00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:56,566 with The Big Show holding you up over his hand. 852 00:40:57,766 --> 00:40:58,933 [Ross] Poor Jericho. 853 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,966 [Lawler] I don't usually feel sorry for Jericho, but right now I do. 854 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,866 [Ross] Benoit avoiding the contact from the clothesline. 855 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:08,033 And Jericho scores with the enzuigiri. 856 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:12,666 And The Rock… Jericho looking for the tag here. 857 00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:14,166 [crowd exclaiming] 858 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:16,733 [Ross] The Rock in a very foul mood. 859 00:41:16,799 --> 00:41:18,733 -[Lawler] He got him! -[crowd cheering] 860 00:41:18,799 --> 00:41:21,900 [Ross] You heard that interview conducted earlier tonight. 861 00:41:21,966 --> 00:41:23,600 The Rock laying the smackdown. 862 00:41:24,533 --> 00:41:25,500 [Lawler] Look out! 863 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,000 [Ross] On The Rabid Wolverine, Samoan drop. 864 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,066 [Lawler] Oh, man. 865 00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:31,033 [The Rock grunts] 866 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:34,666 [Ross] Jericho reverses The Rock but The Rock counters back. 867 00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:36,266 -[Lawler exclaiming] -[crowd cheering] 868 00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:38,000 [Ross] A high Greco-Roman throw. 869 00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:40,733 The cover, and no. A long two. 870 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:45,000 Jericho… Uh, Benoit, excuse me, able to kick out there. 871 00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:47,299 -[Lawler] Wow. -The Rock with a hard overhand right. 872 00:41:47,366 --> 00:41:48,833 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 873 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,533 [Lawler] Oh, look out! Look out! 874 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,600 Man, oh, man! 875 00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:53,700 The Rock has decked The Big Show. 876 00:41:53,766 --> 00:41:55,733 He knocked The Big Show down. 877 00:41:55,799 --> 00:41:59,366 [Ross] Huge right hand by The Rock, but Benoit taking advantage here. 878 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,666 There's the cover. It could be… 879 00:42:01,733 --> 00:42:04,033 Oh, Benoit stopped the count. Whoa! 880 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:09,100 [Ross] Benoit stopped the count, or it was a dead man over there. 881 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,366 [Lawler] Look at The Big Show. 882 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:13,066 He's still reeling, what a shot that was by The Rock. 883 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:15,500 Watch it. Watch your back there, Big Show! 884 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:20,366 [Ross] Jericho with a shoulder… Oh, my God. 885 00:42:20,433 --> 00:42:23,066 -Oh, this is not good. -[Lawler] Don't make the big man mad. 886 00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:25,100 [Ross] This does not bode well for… Oh-- 887 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:26,466 [Lawler] Oh, my God. 888 00:42:26,533 --> 00:42:28,966 [Ross] Look at the power! Look at the strength! 889 00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:32,400 Jericho just got drilled right into the floor. 890 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,266 [Lawler] That's it for Jericho, call the EMTs. 891 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,733 We need some help out here. He's done. 892 00:42:37,799 --> 00:42:40,066 [Ross] The Big Show right back in the game here. 893 00:42:40,133 --> 00:42:41,533 [Lawler] Could've broken his back. 894 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,633 [Ross] But I don't think Jericho can be a factor in this match. 895 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:48,266 Oh, it's a two-on-one now. 896 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,033 Backbreaker. There's the cover. 897 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,333 Here we go. 898 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,000 [Lawler] Watch this chokeslam onto the floor! 899 00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,433 Oh, my gosh. 900 00:42:56,633 --> 00:42:57,799 [Ross] That is scary. 901 00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:01,766 [Lawler] Just a little extra added energy. The Big Show just went down and drove him 902 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,466 with all his weight into the floor. 903 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:08,033 [Ross] And now, look at Benoit, and Jericho hurting on the outside. 904 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,666 The Ladder Match… 905 00:43:09,733 --> 00:43:11,966 [Lawler] We need some help with Jericho down here. 906 00:43:12,033 --> 00:43:15,666 [Ross] And now The Big Show's treatment of the new Intercontinental Champion… 907 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,900 -[Lawler] There we go. -[The Rock grunts] 908 00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:20,133 [Ross] And Benoit taking it to The Rock. 909 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,366 [Lawler] Some of these referees have a lot of medical training. 910 00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:25,200 How about some EMTs? 911 00:43:26,233 --> 00:43:30,700 [Ross] Front facelock by Benoit who brings The Rock back to the corner, 912 00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:32,000 and the tag made. 913 00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:38,100 And The Big Show went for the hand-sized right hand to the ribs of The Rock. 914 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,533 [Lawler] See you, Chris. 915 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,266 [Ross] Jericho being taken outta here, he's gonna need some medical help, 916 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,033 but now The Rock is on his own. 917 00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:48,233 [Lawler] You think maybe that will teach Jericho not to mess with The Big Show? 918 00:43:48,299 --> 00:43:49,833 [indistinct conversation] 919 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,799 [Lawler] Can we get one more shot of Jericho? 920 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,066 There you go. 921 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:56,400 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. 922 00:43:56,466 --> 00:43:58,799 [Ross] The Rock comes back, but he can't take 923 00:43:58,866 --> 00:44:01,700 The Big Show down with three right hands. 924 00:44:01,766 --> 00:44:02,866 [all exclaiming] 925 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:05,766 [Ross] Look how The Big Show just manhandled The Rock. 926 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,100 The Rock came with three right hands 927 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:13,666 that barely fazed the 7'2", 500-pounder. 928 00:44:14,633 --> 00:44:17,333 [Lawler] That first right hand that The Rock threw at The Big Show 929 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,133 got The Big Show loopy. 930 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,766 [Ross] I think it caught him off guard. 931 00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:23,799 [Lawler] Take a look at this clothesline, JR. 932 00:44:23,866 --> 00:44:25,266 Can you feel this? Oh! 933 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:29,600 [Ross] That took The Rock almost out of his boots there. 934 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,100 And now look at the Wolverine. 935 00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:35,533 Even though Benoit's a sore son of a gun, 936 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,799 he is taking it right to The People's Champion. 937 00:44:38,866 --> 00:44:41,666 -[The Rock grunts] -[Ross] Another snap suplex. 938 00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:43,500 A cover! Here we go. 939 00:44:43,566 --> 00:44:46,700 Lateral press and a long time two-count. 940 00:44:46,766 --> 00:44:49,733 [Lawler] Can you imagine what it feels like to get clotheslined by someone 941 00:44:49,799 --> 00:44:52,266 -the size of The Big Show? -[Ross] Absolutely not. 942 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:54,333 [Lawler] You think you'd ever get your breath back? 943 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,766 [Ross] I know you wouldn't. 944 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,666 Benoit stomping away at The Rock. 945 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:04,666 The Rock was in the Royal Rumble well over 30 minutes last night. 946 00:45:04,733 --> 00:45:06,000 [crowd chanting indistinctly] 947 00:45:06,066 --> 00:45:09,100 [Ross] Well, that's the crowd at the Cajundome chanting. 948 00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:12,133 [Ross and Lawler exclaiming] 949 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,600 [Lawler] This is like The Rock's back in the Royal Rumble. 950 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,933 Well, it's not exactly every man for himself. 951 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,666 -Rock's out there by himself. -[Ross] It's two on one. 952 00:45:19,733 --> 00:45:20,900 [all exclaiming] 953 00:45:20,966 --> 00:45:23,766 [Lawler] With Jericho hooked, The Rock fighting back. 954 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:25,266 The Rock fighting back. 955 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:26,900 [Ross] Uh-oh, missed it. 956 00:45:26,966 --> 00:45:28,333 [Lawler] Oh, my, what a suplex. 957 00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:31,533 -Now, Benoit, hold on. -[Ross] And another one. 958 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,000 Two belly-to-back suplex. 959 00:45:34,066 --> 00:45:36,433 -[Lawler] We've got three. -And a trifecta. 960 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,833 [Lawler] That's it. 961 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:40,866 This Wolverine's a machine, JR. 962 00:45:40,933 --> 00:45:43,033 [Ross] There's the cover. This has got to be it. 963 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:45,366 -And no, it's not! -[Lawler] What? 964 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,033 [Ross] I can't believe The Rock. 965 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,733 Kicking out after three belly-to-back suplexes. 966 00:45:50,533 --> 00:45:51,466 [exclaims] 967 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,466 It's just a matter of time. 968 00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:57,799 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you what, Benoit's gotta be frustrated now. 969 00:45:57,866 --> 00:46:00,633 He loses his Intercontinental title last night 970 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,533 to his most heinous rival, 971 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,666 and now he can't finish off The Rock. 972 00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:05,799 But this may do it. 973 00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,866 [Ross] Benoit's climbing to the top. 974 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,733 This may end it for The Rock. 975 00:46:11,799 --> 00:46:14,799 -[Lawler] Whoa! -[Ross] And the head-butt scores. 976 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,366 [Lawler] Benoit, get on him. 977 00:46:18,433 --> 00:46:21,299 [Ross] Benoit taking himself almost out of the game as well here. 978 00:46:22,133 --> 00:46:24,133 [indistinct conversation] 979 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,066 [Ross] The Big Show's saying, "Punish him." A cover. 980 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,466 [Lawler] Oh, The Rock! The Rock kicked out. 981 00:46:31,533 --> 00:46:33,433 Chris Benoit within just the tip to win 982 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,766 especially after this huge head-butt. 983 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:38,366 -Man! -[Ross] An amazing maneuver. 984 00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:41,133 And there is the tag. Look at this monster. 985 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,533 [Lawler] Here's the man with punishment on his mind. 986 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:46,600 He's not just content to get a three-count. 987 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:47,600 Oh! 988 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,266 He wants to hurt The Rock. 989 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,933 -[Ross] How big is this man? -[Lawler] He's huge! 990 00:46:53,799 --> 00:46:55,166 [Ross] There's a cover. 991 00:46:55,233 --> 00:46:56,500 [all exclaiming] 992 00:46:56,566 --> 00:47:00,433 [Ross] The Rock's hanging on with all he's got. 993 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,433 [Lawler] Uh-oh. 994 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,600 Now he's mad. 995 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:04,633 This is bad. 996 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:05,966 [all exclaiming] 997 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,566 -[Lawler] That'll cave your chest in. -[Ross] Or stop your heart. 998 00:47:09,633 --> 00:47:11,266 Come on, let's go. 999 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,633 -[Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. -[Ross] There's The Rock. 1000 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,400 The crowd is cheering The Rock. 1001 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:20,266 -Can't stand to this for long-- Oh, my… -[all exclaiming] 1002 00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:22,266 -The Rock fights back again. -[crowd cheering] 1003 00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:23,366 [Lawler] What? 1004 00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:27,533 [Ross] Oh, Big Show won't go down, King. 1005 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,500 [Lawler] He just knocked him down, still can't knock him down! 1006 00:47:30,566 --> 00:47:32,299 [Ross] My God, what's it gonna take? 1007 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,400 Finally, The Rock lifts his feet, 1008 00:47:37,466 --> 00:47:40,533 -and down went the 500-pounder. -[crowd cheering loudly] 1009 00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:43,700 Get up, Show! 1010 00:47:43,766 --> 00:47:46,400 [Lawler] Oh, look at The Big Show. He's getting right back up, JR. 1011 00:47:46,466 --> 00:47:48,833 [Ross] Benoit screaming at The Big Show. 1012 00:47:50,066 --> 00:47:52,299 [Lawler] No, over there to your left. 1013 00:47:52,933 --> 00:47:55,866 [Ross] The Big Show looking to make the tag. 1014 00:47:55,933 --> 00:47:57,633 He got his bell rung by The Rock. 1015 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,266 [Lawler] Bell rung, to say the least. 1016 00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,733 That's a big bell, that's bigger than the Liberty bell. 1017 00:48:01,799 --> 00:48:02,799 [Ross] And there's a tag. 1018 00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:06,566 There's no one for The Rock to tag. Chris Jericho has been hurt. 1019 00:48:07,299 --> 00:48:09,366 And The Rock is all by himself. 1020 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,266 -[Lawler] Oh, DDT! -[crowd cheering] 1021 00:48:15,933 --> 00:48:17,266 [Lawler] And look at The Rock. 1022 00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:19,833 Oh! 1023 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:22,066 [Ross] Oh, baby! Rolling the "B" on The Big Show. 1024 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,633 [Lawler] Smacked and being laid down. 1025 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,900 [Ross] Uh-oh, now he's being laid down by the Wolverine. 1026 00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:29,866 And Benoit is resilient as hell. 1027 00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:31,666 [Lawler] But how resilient is The Rock? 1028 00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:33,500 -He's got no tag team… -[Ross] Spinebuster. 1029 00:48:33,566 --> 00:48:35,866 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] Leg hook. 1030 00:48:35,933 --> 00:48:39,299 And the Big Show pulls The Rock right off of Benoit. 1031 00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:41,400 [Lawler] Oh. Walking around by our table. 1032 00:48:41,466 --> 00:48:43,400 You know what happened last night… 1033 00:48:43,466 --> 00:48:45,566 [Ross] Oh! With the ring bell! 1034 00:48:45,633 --> 00:48:46,466 [all exclaiming] 1035 00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:49,266 [Lawler] What the heck? He's knocked The Big Show completely out. 1036 00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:51,366 [Ross] And the referee is letting it go. 1037 00:48:51,966 --> 00:48:53,633 [Lawler] Hey, ref. You see that? 1038 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,200 [Ross] Uh-oh! Look out. 1039 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,100 Crippler Crossface, the Crippler Crossface. 1040 00:48:58,799 --> 00:49:00,733 The end is near for The Rock. 1041 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,633 [Lawler] That's the end, Rock. You put up a valiant fight, 1042 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,766 but nobody gets out of there, JR. 1043 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,566 Tap out, Rock, go ahead. 1044 00:49:07,633 --> 00:49:09,666 [Ross] Benoit looking for the tap of The Rock. 1045 00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:11,633 [Lawler] There's no disgrace in tapping out. 1046 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:13,500 [Ross] The Rock's reaching for the rope. 1047 00:49:13,566 --> 00:49:14,566 [Lawler] Oh! 1048 00:49:14,633 --> 00:49:16,333 [Ross] The Rock got the rope. 1049 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,966 -[referee] One, two-- -[Ross] The Rock's gonna break the hold. 1050 00:49:20,033 --> 00:49:22,766 But how much damage has been done? 1051 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,566 [Lawler] How much damage has been done to The Big Show? 1052 00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,600 He's out like a light, he's laying there like a beached whale. 1053 00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:33,133 [Ross] Now, referee Tim White letting the action continue. 1054 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,833 -You all like that. -[Lawler] Whoa! 1055 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,233 -[Ross] Oh, my… -[crowd cheering] 1056 00:49:36,299 --> 00:49:39,866 There's Benoit, his own momentum worked against him there. 1057 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:44,066 [Lawler] Come on, Benoit, you got to get up, you got no partner right now. 1058 00:49:44,133 --> 00:49:46,366 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] Hey, look at this. 1059 00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:48,500 -[Lawler] What the heck? -[Ross] There's Jericho. 1060 00:49:48,566 --> 00:49:51,200 [Lawler] What's he doing coming back out here? You're a cripple. 1061 00:49:51,266 --> 00:49:52,600 [Ross] Chris Jericho, but… 1062 00:49:52,666 --> 00:49:54,799 I thought he was getting medical attention. 1063 00:49:55,799 --> 00:49:57,600 -But Chris Jericho… -[all exclaiming] 1064 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:03,500 [Lawler] Even with the doctor back there, that push must've got him well. 1065 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,633 [Ross] Jericho taking Benoit to the steel steps… 1066 00:50:09,866 --> 00:50:11,666 and Jericho is down again. 1067 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:15,433 [Lawler] I think… I think Jericho used every bit of energy he had 1068 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,133 to get Benoit back to the ring. 1069 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,633 [all exclaiming] 1070 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,533 -[Ross] The Rock had Benoit… -[Lawler] Look at this! 1071 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,866 Rock Bottom, The Rock Bottom. 1072 00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,466 [crowd] One, two, three. 1073 00:50:25,533 --> 00:50:27,000 -[Lawler] Oh, my God. -[bell dinging] 1074 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,866 -[crowd cheering] -["Electrifying" playing] 1075 00:50:29,933 --> 00:50:32,700 [Ross] The Rock somehow with an assist from his partner… 1076 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:36,899 [announcer] Here are your winners, Chris Jericho and The Rock. 1077 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:43,766 [Ross] The People's Champion and Chris Jericho 1078 00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:49,933 have won a hellaciously hard-fought match-up here live on Raw. 1079 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,799 [Lawler] Where do we start off, JR, what a… 1080 00:50:51,866 --> 00:50:53,133 [Ross] Oh, wait a minute. 1081 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,399 [Lawler] We had a tag match, then a handicap match 1082 00:50:55,466 --> 00:50:58,366 -and a single match and now-- -[Ross] Uh-oh, The Big Show is back. 1083 00:50:58,433 --> 00:50:59,700 [Lawler] Watch your back, Rock. 1084 00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:00,666 Rock. 1085 00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:03,033 Uh, Rock, look behind you. [yelps] 1086 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,200 [Ross] Big Show captured The Rock. 1087 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,600 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. -[Ross] Good God Almighty. 1088 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:12,366 The Rock was… he was eight feet in the air. 1089 00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:14,733 The height on that chokeslam! Oh, wait a minute. 1090 00:51:14,799 --> 00:51:16,600 -[crowd cheering] -[Ross] And now Jericho. 1091 00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:18,533 He's more guts than brains. 1092 00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:21,899 [Lawler] Way more guts than brains. 1093 00:51:21,966 --> 00:51:23,700 This may knock some more of his brains out. 1094 00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:24,966 [Ross] Oh, no. 1095 00:51:25,033 --> 00:51:28,733 Big Show has snapped here, breaking Jericho maybe in half. 1096 00:51:28,799 --> 00:51:30,033 What's the matter with you? 1097 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:32,566 -[crowd cheering] -Where were you? [indistinct shouting] 1098 00:51:33,433 --> 00:51:35,633 [Ross] Benoit wants to know where Big Show was, 1099 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:37,333 he was knocked out by that ring bell. 1100 00:51:37,399 --> 00:51:38,866 -[Lawler] Oh, Benoit! -Oh, my God. 1101 00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:40,833 -[Lawler] What are you doing? -[crowd cheering] 1102 00:51:40,899 --> 00:51:42,000 Look what you've done. 1103 00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:44,633 [Ross] One hand… one-handed chokeslam. 1104 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,333 ["Big" playing] 1105 00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:49,299 [Ross] Good God Almighty, 1106 00:51:49,366 --> 00:51:53,933 look at the carnage delivered by the 500-pound, 1107 00:51:54,966 --> 00:52:00,266 biggest, nastiest human being walking the face of the Earth. 1108 00:52:01,866 --> 00:52:04,566 -[Lawler] That's Mr. Big Show to you, JR. -[Ross] No doubt. 1109 00:52:04,633 --> 00:52:07,100 [Lawler] Or he'd come over here and chokeslam you. 1110 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,233 [Ross] My God. 1111 00:52:09,466 --> 00:52:10,833 This man is scary. 1112 00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,266 Benoit, Jericho, The Rock, all down. 1113 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,933 [Lawler] Take a look at this. 1114 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,633 Just for good measure. Thank you, Rock. 1115 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,933 [Ross] Oh, what a huge chokeslam. 1116 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,200 [Lawler] And then… and then Benoit had to get on 1117 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:26,200 and ask The Big Show where he was when he was getting pinned. 1118 00:52:26,266 --> 00:52:28,066 Nobody talks to The Big Show like that. 1119 00:52:28,133 --> 00:52:29,600 Ooh, here's the proof. 1120 00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:30,966 [Ross] One arm, ooh! 1121 00:52:31,799 --> 00:52:32,899 That is… 1122 00:52:33,533 --> 00:52:36,733 Oh, the strength, good gosh. 1123 00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:42,100 [Ross] What an explosion just moments ago here in the Cajundome. 1124 00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:45,566 With a much-needed assist from his tag-team partner, Chris Jericho, 1125 00:52:45,633 --> 00:52:49,600 The Rock able to score the victory for his team 1126 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,399 with a Rock Bottom, King, on Chris Benoit. 1127 00:52:52,466 --> 00:52:55,000 The Rock's celebration will be short-lived. 1128 00:52:55,066 --> 00:52:57,433 [Lawler] You got that right. The Rock was ready to celebrate 1129 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:02,366 but that celebration was cut short at the hands of The Big Show. 1130 00:53:02,433 --> 00:53:04,966 Oh, man, when he wrapped that huge hand around The Rock's neck, 1131 00:53:05,033 --> 00:53:06,433 look at the ride The Rock went for. 1132 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:08,833 [Ross] Look at The Rock, the expression on The Rock's face 1133 00:53:08,899 --> 00:53:11,033 tell that story, The Big Show wasn't done. 1134 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,366 Chris Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion, 1135 00:53:13,433 --> 00:53:15,866 he got another one-arm chokeslam for his trouble, 1136 00:53:15,933 --> 00:53:18,966 and then Chris Benoit made a mistake of a lifetime. 1137 00:53:19,033 --> 00:53:21,766 [Lawler] I can't believe this, The Big Show's own partner. 1138 00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,566 Of course, you just don't get in The Big Show's face. 1139 00:53:24,633 --> 00:53:26,299 You don't try to tell this guy anything. 1140 00:53:26,366 --> 00:53:28,966 You ask him something and then you try to tell him something, 1141 00:53:29,033 --> 00:53:30,799 this is what you get. Oh, man. 1142 00:53:30,866 --> 00:53:34,533 [Ross] That's how big and nasty, destroying his own partner, 1143 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:36,500 this 500-pounder. 1144 00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:38,966 [exhales sharply] 1145 00:53:39,033 --> 00:53:40,766 Kurt, I was thinking, for the match tonight, 1146 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,100 -maybe if The Game is… -Hold on, for our matches tonight? 1147 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,566 -Yeah. -What are you talking about? 1148 00:53:44,633 --> 00:53:45,766 -Haven't you heard? -What? 1149 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,200 Mr. McMahon is still taking it under advisement. 1150 00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:50,500 What does that mean, "under advisement"? 1151 00:53:50,566 --> 00:53:53,399 How much advisement does he need? What is he waiting for? 1152 00:53:53,466 --> 00:53:55,266 The matches will take place. 1153 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,299 How hard is that? 1154 00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:57,899 -Cripes on Friday! -All right, relax. 1155 00:53:57,966 --> 00:53:59,233 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 1156 00:53:59,299 --> 00:54:00,466 Okay? I'll handle it. 1157 00:54:00,533 --> 00:54:01,799 Whoa, whoa, what do you mean? 1158 00:54:02,733 --> 00:54:07,966 Let's just say that I'll give Mr. McMahon all the advisement he needs, 1159 00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:10,933 -okay? -All right. 1160 00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:17,899 What do you think that vixen is meaning by the "all the advisement he needs"? 1161 00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:20,866 -Wow. [chuckles] -That's what I'm thinking, too. 1162 00:54:20,933 --> 00:54:22,600 Well, ladies and gentlemen, uh, 1163 00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:24,866 last night at the Royal Rumble, 1164 00:54:24,933 --> 00:54:28,766 Chyna challenged Ivory for the WWE Women's Title. 1165 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,399 And certainly, Chyna coming off a very serious injury 1166 00:54:31,466 --> 00:54:33,233 at the hands of the Right to Censor, 1167 00:54:33,299 --> 00:54:35,799 the spike piledriver has been well-documented. 1168 00:54:35,866 --> 00:54:37,633 We're gonna take you back to the Royal Rumble 1169 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,633 because Chyna re-injured herself, 1170 00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:44,100 and we're not real sure quite frankly of the severity of those injuries. 1171 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,633 But I'll take you back now to the Royal Rumble. 1172 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:49,366 But Chyna was very in control, she was dominating Ivory, King. 1173 00:54:49,433 --> 00:54:52,299 [Lawler] Well, I really thought that Chyna was 110%. 1174 00:54:52,366 --> 00:54:55,100 I mean, she had… she had shown no weakness at all 1175 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:56,600 during the match but then this, 1176 00:54:56,666 --> 00:54:59,100 one of her patent moves and look… if you saw right there, 1177 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:02,366 I don't know if the back of Chyna's neck hit the turnbuckle or… 1178 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:03,566 [Ross] Watch her head. 1179 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,433 [Lawler] …or if it hit Ivory's shoulder but… 1180 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,366 -[Ross] Almost like a whiplash. -Yeah. 1181 00:55:07,433 --> 00:55:10,100 [Ross] Almost like a whiplash, then Chyna lying prone in the ring 1182 00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:12,799 and her poor right hand was curling up. 1183 00:55:12,866 --> 00:55:15,433 She hadn't moved-- You got off and checked on her. 1184 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,899 [Lawler] I went over to her and… 1185 00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:19,666 What was scaring me was the fact that she was trying to talk. 1186 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:22,333 There were no sounds coming out. She was not able to move. 1187 00:55:22,399 --> 00:55:24,766 The only thing she was moving was her eyes. 1188 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:27,200 And it was… it was a really scary situation. 1189 00:55:27,266 --> 00:55:29,500 [Ross] And Chyna has been in the medical facility. 1190 00:55:29,566 --> 00:55:31,266 -She is being evaluated. -[siren wailing] 1191 00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:35,200 [Ross] We do not know and we'll guard her privacy with that injury, 1192 00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:36,666 and regarding that injury. 1193 00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:41,166 We just don't know all the details but it does not look good quite frankly. 1194 00:55:42,466 --> 00:55:45,266 [Lawler] I know something else that doesn't look good, these two punks. 1195 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,266 [Ross] Look at Ivory. 1196 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:50,233 After that beating that Chyna gave her, Ivory, walking like a drunk woman. 1197 00:55:50,299 --> 00:55:53,500 -[siren continues] -I forget, beat up like a government mule. 1198 00:55:53,566 --> 00:55:55,933 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1199 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,966 It is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Championship. 1200 00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:02,700 Introducing first, being accompanied by Steven Richards. 1201 00:56:02,766 --> 00:56:05,733 The World Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion 1202 00:56:05,799 --> 00:56:09,133 and Right to Censor member, Ivory. 1203 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,066 [Ross] Ivory carrying a copy of Chyna's book, too. 1204 00:56:12,133 --> 00:56:13,533 [Lawler] Oh, she's an idiot. 1205 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:18,600 [siren stops] 1206 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:23,299 Last night, a victory was won for the women of the world. 1207 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,633 [Ross] Oh… I'm nauseous. 1208 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:31,166 And after I beat that vixen Chyna and put her in her place… 1209 00:56:32,866 --> 00:56:36,166 I decided to read her book… 1210 00:56:36,966 --> 00:56:39,366 -[Lawler] I didn't know you can read. -…If They Only Knew. 1211 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,533 After I read through this disgusting book, 1212 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,033 page after disgusting page, 1213 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:48,233 I think she left something out. 1214 00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:49,966 Yeah, it's true. 1215 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:55,200 Her depraved, deluded lifestyle led her to success and fame. 1216 00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:59,766 But thanks to the Right to Censor, it also… 1217 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:03,266 it lead to her inevitable demise. 1218 00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,899 And I'll tell you people out there what's missing from this book. 1219 00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:10,500 The part about me, 1220 00:57:11,233 --> 00:57:14,899 the part about me, the tenth wonder of the world 1221 00:57:14,966 --> 00:57:17,833 who put an end to the Ninth Wonder of the World, 1222 00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:22,066 and it was for her own good. 1223 00:57:22,133 --> 00:57:23,566 [Ross] Please stop the pain. 1224 00:57:23,633 --> 00:57:25,700 [Lawler] I just wonder when you'll shut up. 1225 00:57:25,766 --> 00:57:27,266 [rock music playing] 1226 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,700 [Lawler] Well, I'll tell you what, 1227 00:57:28,766 --> 00:57:32,033 what an opportunity for popular Molly Holly. 1228 00:57:35,733 --> 00:57:38,433 Right along the line here, momentarily. 1229 00:57:39,066 --> 00:57:42,399 Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk? 1230 00:57:42,466 --> 00:57:44,766 I mean yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. 1231 00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,833 "Right to Censor, Right to Censor, Right to Censor." [scoffs] 1232 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:52,433 Well, tonight, I'm gonna do everyone here a favor 1233 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,633 and shut your weasley little mouth. 1234 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:55,933 [crowd cheering] 1235 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,866 [Ross] All right, Molly, here we go. 1236 00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:59,500 And best of luck to you. 1237 00:58:01,899 --> 00:58:02,899 [Lawler] And, oh! 1238 00:58:02,966 --> 00:58:06,700 [Ross] Drop toe-hold by Molly Holly with the arm wringer 1239 00:58:06,766 --> 00:58:10,200 and another on the WWE Women's Champion. 1240 00:58:10,266 --> 00:58:14,100 And Ivory much like the Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho 1241 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:15,799 after their Ladder Match at the Rumble. 1242 00:58:15,866 --> 00:58:20,200 Oh, she got to be very, very sore after the beating she sustained 1243 00:58:20,266 --> 00:58:22,666 -thanks to Chyna at the Royal Rumble. -[groans] 1244 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,233 [Lawler] Well, if I had a face and body that looked like hers 1245 00:58:25,299 --> 00:58:28,366 and it didn't… and it… or it looked like her that didn't hurt, 1246 00:58:28,433 --> 00:58:31,433 I'd think something was wrong. Jesus! I can't stand her, JR. 1247 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,033 Oh, man! 1248 00:58:33,633 --> 00:58:36,633 [Ross] Ivory taking Molly Holly down with her… with the hair. 1249 00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:40,733 And again, we're not trying to be invasive regarding Chyna's injury 1250 00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:42,666 with her undergoing so many tests. 1251 00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:45,500 We just hope for the best, 1252 00:58:45,566 --> 00:58:48,399 and hopefully, this Thursday night on SmackDown on UPN, 1253 00:58:48,466 --> 00:58:49,633 we'll have more information. 1254 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,700 And there's a cover… 1255 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,633 And for the leg drop and a near fall. 1256 00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:58,000 Oh, Mr. McMahon has got a huge decision to make here 1257 00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,966 regarding his son-in-law Triple H's challenge, 1258 00:59:01,033 --> 00:59:04,133 an apparent match-up with Kurt Angle for the WWE title tonight. 1259 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,633 -Not to mention his daughter's match… -[Lawler] Look at this. 1260 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,733 …with Trish Stratus. 1261 00:59:07,799 --> 00:59:09,366 [Lawler] Oh, nice move by Molly Holly. 1262 00:59:10,566 --> 00:59:12,166 Those Hollys are fighters, aren't they? 1263 00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:14,000 [Ross] Absolutely. 1264 00:59:14,066 --> 00:59:15,066 [Molly groans] 1265 00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:17,500 [Ross] Led by their fighting cousin, Hardcore Holly. 1266 00:59:17,566 --> 00:59:19,566 [crowd exclaiming] 1267 00:59:21,366 --> 00:59:23,166 [Lawler] Oh, boy, this should be good. 1268 00:59:23,233 --> 00:59:24,600 [Ross] Nice belly-to-back suplex. 1269 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:25,966 [Lawler] Hey, we got a pin here. 1270 00:59:26,633 --> 00:59:28,266 [Ross] And Steven Richards… 1271 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:33,700 being detained by "Elroy" Crash Holly. 1272 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:38,366 [Lawler] Meanwhile, Molly had Ivory pinned, she could've won that title. 1273 00:59:38,433 --> 00:59:40,500 [Ross] Ivory in a precarious position. 1274 00:59:40,566 --> 00:59:42,833 I don't think this is gonna be Ivory's night. 1275 00:59:42,899 --> 00:59:44,500 -Oh, no. -[Lawler] Ow, ow, ow. 1276 00:59:44,566 --> 00:59:49,633 [Ross] Steven Richards, easy with that no-good, weasley tease-up. 1277 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:52,333 -You got knocked. Come on. -One, two, three! 1278 00:59:52,399 --> 00:59:54,433 -[bell dinging] -[Ross] This is not right. 1279 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:58,066 [announcer] Here's your winner and still the World Wrestling Entertainment 1280 00:59:58,133 --> 01:00:01,133 -Women's Champion, Ivory. -[sirens blaring] 1281 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,366 [Ross] I'll tell you what, we need a few more good men and women 1282 01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:08,100 here in the WWE to compete. 1283 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:10,266 Maybe some lady will… 1284 01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:14,833 Maybe somebody will be tough enough, King, and come in here and set Ivory's match. 1285 01:00:14,899 --> 01:00:15,966 [indistinct shouting] 1286 01:00:16,666 --> 01:00:17,966 -[Lawler] Oh! -[Ross] Oh, my God. 1287 01:00:18,033 --> 01:00:19,466 [Lawler] "Oh, my God" is right. 1288 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,600 [Ross] That is a real world. What an Internet site that is. 1289 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,500 A sight for sore eyes. Ah! 1290 01:00:24,566 --> 01:00:26,866 Rikishi, on his way to the ring 1291 01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:31,066 because he will meet the man that was the most dominant man 1292 01:00:31,133 --> 01:00:33,733 in the Royal Rumble, Kane. 1293 01:00:33,799 --> 01:00:36,866 Rikishi, Slobber Knocker, folks. 1294 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,333 Come on, Austin. 1295 01:00:41,399 --> 01:00:43,133 [Ross] Triple H still waiting on the arrival 1296 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,733 of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1297 01:00:44,799 --> 01:00:49,566 so he can batter him into a bloody pulp with that damn sledgehammer, King. 1298 01:00:49,633 --> 01:00:51,733 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be awful. 1299 01:00:51,799 --> 01:00:53,733 I'm not sure Austin's even gonna be here tonight. 1300 01:00:53,799 --> 01:00:54,833 Hey, wait a minute. 1301 01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:56,899 [crowd cheering] 1302 01:01:01,633 --> 01:01:02,899 JR, she went right in. 1303 01:01:03,566 --> 01:01:05,399 She went right in Mr. McMahon's office. 1304 01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:08,899 [Ross] Well, in the interest of fairness, I'd love to know what's going on in there. 1305 01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:10,166 [Lawler laughs] 1306 01:01:10,233 --> 01:01:12,333 [Ross] And look at this 400-plus pounder. 1307 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,133 [Lawler] I know. But did you see Trish adjusting herself there? 1308 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:17,200 [bell dinging] 1309 01:01:17,266 --> 01:01:19,833 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1310 01:01:19,899 --> 01:01:23,799 Introducing first, weighing in at 423 pounds, 1311 01:01:23,866 --> 01:01:25,833 Rikishi. 1312 01:01:27,133 --> 01:01:28,266 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1313 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:31,166 [Ross] Trish was adjusting, huh? 1314 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:36,399 -You don't miss a trick, do you? -[Lawler] Oh, no, I don't. 1315 01:01:37,399 --> 01:01:39,566 She saw Mr. McMahon had a new jacket. 1316 01:01:40,266 --> 01:01:42,833 I've seen Trish wearing some new clothes lately and… 1317 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:43,966 I know what you're saying. 1318 01:01:44,033 --> 01:01:46,766 You think she gets her new clothes by taking her old clothes off, 1319 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,533 and that's not true, JR. 1320 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,966 You don't need to go there. 1321 01:01:50,766 --> 01:01:52,200 You don't need to plant that seed. 1322 01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:55,333 [Ross] Those diamond earrings, and I'll tell you what, this man here… 1323 01:01:55,399 --> 01:01:56,399 [Lawler] Oh. 1324 01:01:56,466 --> 01:01:58,299 ["Veil of Fire" playing] 1325 01:01:58,366 --> 01:02:00,399 [announcer] Introducing his opponent, 1326 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:04,500 weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane. 1327 01:02:04,566 --> 01:02:06,933 [Ross] I have never seen in my eight years here 1328 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:12,833 anyone more dominant in the Royal Rumble than Kane was in the New Orleans arena. 1329 01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:14,466 [Lawler] I'll have to agree with that. 1330 01:02:14,533 --> 01:02:16,366 He was in there for an hour or maybe more. 1331 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:17,533 He was never tired. 1332 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,066 -[Ross] Rikishi, coming out to meet Kane. -[bell dinging] 1333 01:02:20,133 --> 01:02:24,266 Rikishi showing no fear either, and Rikishi and Kane. 1334 01:02:25,433 --> 01:02:28,566 And I'm still wondering what's the relationship of Kane 1335 01:02:28,633 --> 01:02:30,766 and his brother, The Undertaker. 1336 01:02:32,633 --> 01:02:34,766 And those questions are still unanswered. 1337 01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:37,200 [Lawler] I know the relationship between these two monsters, 1338 01:02:37,266 --> 01:02:40,533 one of them bumped like the… each other to death. Look at this. 1339 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,166 Look at the size of these guys, they are all-- Oh, look out! 1340 01:02:43,233 --> 01:02:44,933 -[Ross] Good grief. -[Lawler] Oh, man. 1341 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,000 [Ross] Those steels steps going up and over-ended, 1342 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:55,200 and Rikishi at 420-some odd pounds tossing the 330-pound Kane in the ring. 1343 01:02:55,266 --> 01:02:57,133 -[all exclaiming] -[Ross] And there's a shot. 1344 01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:00,233 That straight martial arts kick. 1345 01:03:00,299 --> 01:03:01,366 Down goes Kane. 1346 01:03:02,366 --> 01:03:05,600 Good grief, what a shot there. A leg drop by Rikishi 1347 01:03:05,666 --> 01:03:07,700 right in the-- in Kane's solar plexus. 1348 01:03:07,766 --> 01:03:10,500 [Lawler] How did Rikishi get his foot seven feet in the air like that 1349 01:03:10,566 --> 01:03:13,266 -and kick Kane right in the face? -[Ross] That is great flexibility. 1350 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,833 -You're right, King. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1351 01:03:14,899 --> 01:03:16,433 Here's flexibility for you. 1352 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:20,200 -Rikishi! Uh-oh! -[Ross] He buried that huge backside 1353 01:03:20,266 --> 01:03:23,133 -right in the abdomen of Kane. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. Oh, no. 1354 01:03:24,366 --> 01:03:26,166 -Oh, no. -Oh, you don't think. 1355 01:03:26,233 --> 01:03:28,600 [Lawler] Look, I think Kane's wearing that mask. 1356 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,633 -[Ross] Oh, my God. -He might've been saving… 1357 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,533 [Ross] Wait a minute. He's up. 1358 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,700 And Kane back up catching Rikishi with that foot right to the face. 1359 01:03:37,766 --> 01:03:39,866 [Lawler] Boom, what a clothesline. 1360 01:03:39,933 --> 01:03:44,566 [Ross] What a thunderous, thunderous clothesline by The Big Red Machine. 1361 01:03:44,633 --> 01:03:47,333 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, look at this. Kane's going to the top. 1362 01:03:47,399 --> 01:03:48,433 One! 1363 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,433 [Lawler] It's not gonna be good for you, Rikishi. 1364 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:52,299 -Better do something now. -[crowd cheering] 1365 01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:54,633 [Ross] From the top, The Big Red Machine flew. 1366 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,033 How close did he come in winning the Royal Rumble? 1367 01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:03,633 It was the most dominant display in the ring over an hour. 1368 01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,933 [Lawler] Oh, look at Kane. 1369 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,566 I'm surprised. I mean, the punishment, the battering that… 1370 01:04:08,633 --> 01:04:11,066 -Oh! That Kane took… -[Ross] Here we go. 1371 01:04:11,133 --> 01:04:13,100 -…within the Royal Rumble. -[Ross] Here we go. 1372 01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:14,866 [Lawler] He's still able to do this. 1373 01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:17,000 [Ross] A chokeslam by Kane. 1374 01:04:17,933 --> 01:04:20,000 -And going for the cover. -[Lawler] Hey, hey, hey. 1375 01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,500 -[Ross] There's Haku. -Look at this. 1376 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:23,799 [Ross] There's Haku. 1377 01:04:23,866 --> 01:04:26,266 -We saw his return at the Royal Rumble. -[bell dinging] 1378 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:29,133 A fellow islander with Rikishi. 1379 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,866 And Haku attacking Kane. 1380 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:32,100 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1381 01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,033 [Ross] This Haku's an animal, I'll tell you. 1382 01:04:35,866 --> 01:04:38,733 Kane fighting back with the right hand. 1383 01:04:38,799 --> 01:04:43,033 [Lawler] He's got Haku rocking but look out, Rikishi's… oh! 1384 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:45,600 -[Ross] Oh, what a head-butt. -Oh. 1385 01:04:45,666 --> 01:04:47,833 -[Ross] And another shot. -[all exclaiming] 1386 01:04:47,899 --> 01:04:51,399 [Ross] That's a target practice with Haku and Rikishi. 1387 01:04:51,466 --> 01:04:54,000 These two monsters are decimating Kane. 1388 01:04:54,066 --> 01:04:55,166 Come on, man. Get out. 1389 01:04:55,233 --> 01:04:56,899 -Get outside. -[Ross] That's double team. 1390 01:04:56,966 --> 01:04:59,500 [Lawler] You're taking your life in your own hands when you try 1391 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:01,166 to pull those guys off Kane now. 1392 01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:02,833 [Ross] This double team is sadistic. 1393 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,600 [Lawler] Oh, no. Don't do this. 1394 01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:07,166 -[all exclaiming] -[crowd cheering] 1395 01:05:07,233 --> 01:05:09,266 -Head-butt him. -[indistinct conversation] 1396 01:05:10,233 --> 01:05:11,600 [Ross] Hey, wait a minute. 1397 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,799 -It's The Undertaker. -[Lawler] Look at this. 1398 01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:15,433 [Ross] It's The Undertaker. 1399 01:05:16,299 --> 01:05:20,233 The American Badass is kicking some. 1400 01:05:20,299 --> 01:05:24,066 [Lawler] And look at this, JR, look who The Undertaker came to the rescue of. 1401 01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:25,866 His own little brother Kane. 1402 01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:29,600 [Ross] Undertaker now, Kane's back up. 1403 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,633 [Lawler] Oh, boy, here we go. 1404 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:36,000 [Ross] Kane and The Undertaker fighting Rikishi and Haku. 1405 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:37,600 [all grunt] 1406 01:05:38,766 --> 01:05:42,266 Haku won't go down, but he'll damn sure go out. 1407 01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:43,533 [Lawler] Oh, man. 1408 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:45,866 [crowd cheering] 1409 01:05:45,933 --> 01:05:51,933 [Ross] Rikishi being nailed by the brothers, Undertaker and Kane. 1410 01:05:54,133 --> 01:05:57,666 -[Lawler] Whoa, man! -[Ross] What a clothesline. 1411 01:05:58,266 --> 01:05:59,266 What impact. 1412 01:06:00,866 --> 01:06:03,066 [Lawler] And what message does this send, JR? 1413 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:06,133 All night last night at the Royal Rumble, you were asking me, 1414 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600 "Are Kane and The Undertaker back together?" 1415 01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:10,266 -[Ross] Oh, my God. Look. -Oh, my God. 1416 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,533 -[Ross] You've got to be kidding me. -[Lawler gasps] 1417 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,399 [Ross] A double chokeslam. 1418 01:06:14,466 --> 01:06:17,066 A double chokeslam by The Undertaker and Kane. 1419 01:06:19,366 --> 01:06:20,433 Good God! 1420 01:06:21,566 --> 01:06:23,133 ["Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)" playing] 1421 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:29,433 Rikishi just got chokeslammed to hell by The Undertaker and Kane. 1422 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,733 They are eyeballing each other. 1423 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,133 [crowd cheering] 1424 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,633 [Lawler] This is scary, JR. 1425 01:06:40,899 --> 01:06:42,700 [Ross] What an ovation here. 1426 01:06:43,299 --> 01:06:47,600 The Undertaker and Kane just took care of Rikishi. 1427 01:06:49,533 --> 01:06:52,600 And look at Kane, hasn't taken his eyes off his brother, 1428 01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:54,833 and The Undertaker leaving. 1429 01:06:56,233 --> 01:06:59,466 But no proper sign that they're actually back together. 1430 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,666 -[snarls] -[Lawler] Oh, no. 1431 01:07:02,733 --> 01:07:07,000 [Ross] They're the new tag team champions, The Dudleys. 1432 01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:12,500 They're gonna put the gold on the line, and they're gonna do it, next. 1433 01:07:14,433 --> 01:07:17,299 [Ross] We're back live on Raw, and Haku who shocked us all 1434 01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:22,166 at the Royal Rumble last night, just shocked us again as he assaulted Kane 1435 01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:24,399 at Kane's match-up with Rikishi. 1436 01:07:24,466 --> 01:07:28,166 And, King, it looked like Kane was gonna be physically dissected 1437 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:29,966 by these two men from the islands. 1438 01:07:30,033 --> 01:07:34,299 [Lawler] Well, anytime you put two monsters like Rikishi and Haku together… 1439 01:07:34,366 --> 01:07:36,000 -Oh! -…this is the kind of damage 1440 01:07:36,066 --> 01:07:38,533 they can inflict on somebody, even somebody like Kane. 1441 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,200 [Ross] And when you're wondering what their relationship is now, 1442 01:07:41,266 --> 01:07:45,000 the official relations between that man, The Undertaker, and his brother Kane. 1443 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,233 [Lawler] Well, I think this goes a long way, 1444 01:07:47,299 --> 01:07:49,266 at least it sends a message to me that… 1445 01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,799 That there is some sort of relationship, 1446 01:07:51,866 --> 01:07:54,566 because the Undertaker came out to the rescue of his brother Kane. 1447 01:07:54,633 --> 01:07:58,833 [Ross] And then this teamwork, this was purely devastation. 1448 01:07:58,899 --> 01:08:00,433 [crowd cheering] 1449 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,000 This was 430 pounds… Oh! 1450 01:08:03,066 --> 01:08:04,899 Drilled by two monsters. 1451 01:08:05,633 --> 01:08:07,500 Rikishi, what we just saw-- 1452 01:08:07,566 --> 01:08:10,100 Undertaker, let me tell you something. 1453 01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:11,966 You like getting into my face? 1454 01:08:12,033 --> 01:08:14,733 Well, let me challenge you to something this Thursday. 1455 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:17,599 No Holds Barred, me and you on SmackDown. 1456 01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:20,733 And Undertaker, you can have the whole damn thing. 1457 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,766 Is that bad enough? Come get it. 1458 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,200 [Lawler] Wow. 1459 01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:27,500 [Trish giggling] Oh, that feels nice. 1460 01:08:27,566 --> 01:08:29,700 Oh, that feels very nice. 1461 01:08:34,899 --> 01:08:40,333 [Ross] Well, we are set for now, WWE Tag Team title action, 1462 01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:44,300 and it's interesting how the team of Lo Down got this opportunity. 1463 01:08:44,366 --> 01:08:45,700 [Lawler] I'll tell you one thing, 1464 01:08:45,766 --> 01:08:48,033 these guys have a great shot at winning the title now, 1465 01:08:48,099 --> 01:08:49,633 and in the interest of fairness, 1466 01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:52,300 Mr. McMahon gave Lo Down a title shot because… 1467 01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:54,533 well, he took away their Royal Rumble shot, 1468 01:08:54,599 --> 01:08:56,099 and gave it to Drew Carey. 1469 01:08:58,166 --> 01:08:59,166 [bell dinging] 1470 01:08:59,233 --> 01:09:02,099 [announcer] The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall 1471 01:09:02,166 --> 01:09:06,333 and it is for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Championship. 1472 01:09:06,399 --> 01:09:10,300 Introducing first, being accompanied by Tiger Ali Singh, 1473 01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:13,933 at a combined weight of 581 pounds, 1474 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,866 Lo Down! 1475 01:09:16,599 --> 01:09:17,866 [Lawler] But I really thought-- 1476 01:09:17,933 --> 01:09:20,500 I really thought Drew Carey was gonna get it last night. 1477 01:09:20,566 --> 01:09:23,233 -[Ross] What is… what is this? -[firecracker whizzing] 1478 01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:27,366 -["We're Coming Down" playing] -[Lawler] I know what that is. 1479 01:09:27,433 --> 01:09:29,300 [Ross] Here come those damn Dudleys. 1480 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:33,399 [announcer] Their opponent, at a combined weight of 565 pounds, 1481 01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:37,733 they are the new World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Champions, 1482 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:41,633 Bubba Ray, and D-Von, the Dudley Boyz. 1483 01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:43,099 [Lawler] Hey. 1484 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:47,300 We're being joined here by Tiger Ali Singh. 1485 01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:48,833 -[Ross] The Lo Down… -[bell dinging] 1486 01:09:48,899 --> 01:09:50,366 …not wasting any time. 1487 01:09:50,433 --> 01:09:52,766 D-Lo Brown and Bubba Dudley, there's no way… 1488 01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:55,233 You know, I thought the Dudleys were very fortunate 1489 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:57,233 to defeat Edge and Christian at the Royal Rumble 1490 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:00,800 because of the physical condition that the Dudleys were in 1491 01:10:00,866 --> 01:10:05,433 after the double Con-Chair-To shot last Monday night on Raw, 1492 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:07,533 the assault last week on SmackDown. 1493 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:12,766 And the Dudleys still smarting with, quite frankly, minor concussions. 1494 01:10:14,233 --> 01:10:18,266 [Lawler] First, we've been joined here by Mr. Tiger. 1495 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:20,166 Can you hear? Is your headset working, man? 1496 01:10:20,233 --> 01:10:23,133 [Tiger] Headset is working perfectly fine, King, thank you very much. 1497 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,966 Oh, yes, pleasure to have you here. 1498 01:10:25,033 --> 01:10:26,466 [Tiger] It's my pleasure as well. 1499 01:10:26,533 --> 01:10:30,266 Finally, we're given the opportunity to show our superior athleticism, 1500 01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:31,866 and we're gonna win the title tonight. 1501 01:10:31,933 --> 01:10:34,800 -[Ross] That remains to be seen… -You don't have to hold the microphone. 1502 01:10:34,866 --> 01:10:36,433 You can let go of it, that's all right. 1503 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,300 -[Tiger] I know… -[Lawler] It'll stay there. 1504 01:10:38,366 --> 01:10:40,333 All these racist, and prejudiced people around me, 1505 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,633 I'm not safe anywhere in the United States. 1506 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,533 [Ross] Oh, I don't… I don't know why you'd say that 1507 01:10:45,599 --> 01:10:48,233 -but in any of that… -[Tiger] I say that because that's true. 1508 01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:51,666 [Lawler] Great opportunity for Lo Down, because again, I don't think the Dudleys-- 1509 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:53,700 -[Ross] Here it comes, look out. -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1510 01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:55,333 [Ross] Oh, Bubba Bomb. 1511 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:59,033 Look at Bubba Ray holding his head and the back of his neck. 1512 01:10:59,099 --> 01:11:02,533 The Dudleys, this is an ill-advised opportunity, 1513 01:11:02,599 --> 01:11:05,266 that the Dudleys have found themselves in, King, in my view. 1514 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,233 [Lawler] I could see, that's right. 1515 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,666 [Tiger] Look at that, our superior athleticism, 1516 01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:12,633 just caught off guard, but this is what I'm all about, 1517 01:11:12,700 --> 01:11:15,666 this is why I've come to choose D-Lo and Chaz. 1518 01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:17,900 -[Ross] Why is that? -[Tiger] They've been neglected… 1519 01:11:17,966 --> 01:11:20,466 -[Lawler] Oh, man. -…they've been overlooked by the WWE fans. 1520 01:11:20,533 --> 01:11:21,966 [Lawler] Powerslam! Here we go! 1521 01:11:22,033 --> 01:11:24,000 [Tiger] They've been missing the Indian culture, 1522 01:11:24,066 --> 01:11:27,300 the unity from our people, they've adopted it, and you're seeing it. 1523 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:30,500 They are unbelievably vicious like never before. 1524 01:11:30,566 --> 01:11:33,266 [Lawler] Speaking of the Indian culture, I see you brought an extra… 1525 01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:34,866 -What is that, a turban? -[Tiger] Yes. 1526 01:11:34,933 --> 01:11:37,900 Jerry "The King" Lawler, and with tradition, with our respect, 1527 01:11:37,966 --> 01:11:40,933 we would like to pay homage to you and give this to you… 1528 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,800 -[Lawler] Uh-oh. -…it's a ceremonial Maharaja turban. 1529 01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:46,700 Wazzup! 1530 01:11:46,766 --> 01:11:49,000 -[Ross] D-Von on the top. -[Lawler] Oh, my… 1531 01:11:49,066 --> 01:11:49,900 [all exclaiming] 1532 01:11:49,966 --> 01:11:52,233 [Ross] There's some Dudley culture. The Dudley tradition. 1533 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,366 [Lawler] Do they ever say "wazzup" over in India? 1534 01:11:54,433 --> 01:11:57,333 -What are you gonna do with this? -[Tiger] No. I'd like to put it on you. 1535 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,599 -[Lawler] Wait a minute. -It's a Maharaja turban. 1536 01:11:59,666 --> 01:12:01,833 [Lawler] Check this out, JR, I got a Maharaja turban. 1537 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:04,366 [Ross] That's very nice. You'll not be allowed at the airport. 1538 01:12:04,433 --> 01:12:06,966 -[Lawler] What are you talking about? -[Ross] The Dudleys with-- 1539 01:12:07,033 --> 01:12:09,666 -[Tiger] It's an ignorant theory. -[Ross] They're getting a table. 1540 01:12:09,733 --> 01:12:11,766 -[Lawler] I understand. -[Tiger] It's ignorance. 1541 01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:13,966 This is what it's all about, ignorance and prejudice, 1542 01:12:14,033 --> 01:12:15,833 this is a traditional Royal turban. 1543 01:12:15,900 --> 01:12:19,166 [Ross] How do you feel about your team getting their ass kicked here, 1544 01:12:19,233 --> 01:12:21,533 and the Dudleys are about to put them through a table? 1545 01:12:21,599 --> 01:12:23,766 [Tiger] This is all the prejudices against us. 1546 01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:25,733 -[Lawler] Look out. -[Ross] Look at the referee. 1547 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,433 D-Lo got the tag title belt. 1548 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,099 -Hey, hey, hey. -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1549 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:30,966 [Tiger] That's not fair. We are the champions. 1550 01:12:31,033 --> 01:12:32,533 -[bell dinging] -We're the champions. 1551 01:12:32,599 --> 01:12:33,700 We're the champions… 1552 01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:36,533 [announcer] The winner by disqualification, Lo Down. 1553 01:12:36,599 --> 01:12:39,400 [Ross] The champion, the Dudleys are disqualified 1554 01:12:39,466 --> 01:12:41,333 for using the title belt to… 1555 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,066 the belts don't change hands on a disqualification. 1556 01:12:44,133 --> 01:12:45,566 [Lawler] Hey, wait a minute, Tiger. 1557 01:12:45,633 --> 01:12:46,599 Look at this. 1558 01:12:48,533 --> 01:12:52,333 [Ross] Oh, no, and the Tiger is gonna experience another Dudley… 1559 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,366 -Tiger's in-- -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1560 01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:56,066 [Ross] Breaking through the table. 1561 01:12:57,099 --> 01:13:00,466 The Dudleys took the bite on the Tiger. 1562 01:13:00,533 --> 01:13:04,966 [Lawler] Tiger thought he'd won the title but instead, he got introduced to a table. 1563 01:13:05,566 --> 01:13:08,066 [Ross] Oh, that would be another night for Lo Down, 1564 01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:10,366 but the Dudleys have got to heal up. 1565 01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:14,133 They're putting themselves in jeopardy every time they come out here, King… 1566 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,000 -[Lawler] Yeah. -…with these injuries. 1567 01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:17,866 [Lawler] Concussion, and all. Uh-oh. 1568 01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:21,233 [Mr. McMahon] Uh, Trish, you forgot your hat. 1569 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:22,866 Oh, thanks. [giggles] 1570 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,333 -[Lawler] She forgot her hat. -[sighs] 1571 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,500 [Ross] Look at her hair. 1572 01:13:27,733 --> 01:13:30,566 -[Lawler] Look how sweaty she is. -[Ross] What have they been doing? 1573 01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:32,366 [Lawler] She's glistening, oh! 1574 01:13:34,766 --> 01:13:36,700 Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I understand. 1575 01:13:37,633 --> 01:13:38,766 Ladies, and gentleman, 1576 01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:41,866 we've been informed that Mr. McMahon will be joining us momentarily 1577 01:13:41,933 --> 01:13:44,633 to have the announcement on what the main event will be 1578 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,566 for tonight's Raw is War. 1579 01:13:46,633 --> 01:13:49,000 -[Lawler] Finally. -[Ross] Why can't he tell us now, 1580 01:13:49,066 --> 01:13:50,666 or is he getting dressed? 1581 01:13:50,733 --> 01:13:54,133 [Lawler] What are you talking-- Why don't you stop asking questions? 1582 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,566 [Ross] Well, here comes the Hardcore Champion, 1583 01:13:56,633 --> 01:14:00,533 and, folks, Al Snow will challenge Raven momentarily, 1584 01:14:00,599 --> 01:14:05,666 and many of us remember very vividly. About a month ago down in Memphis 1585 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:09,900 at the pyramid, it was Al and Raven in the Hardcore match-up, King, 1586 01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:13,666 where Raven used a cinder block over Al Snow's skull. 1587 01:14:13,733 --> 01:14:16,766 -One, two, three, that's it. -[bell dinging] 1588 01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:19,266 [Lawler] That put Al Snow on the shelf for a long time. 1589 01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,833 I thought it was gonna be forever. 1590 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,033 I thought he was permanently concussed. 1591 01:14:23,099 --> 01:14:25,966 [Ross] Al Snow returned to the Royal Rumble, and tonight here, Raven, 1592 01:14:26,033 --> 01:14:27,766 -the hardcore-- -[Lawler] Look at this. 1593 01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:29,466 -[bell dinging] -[Ross] There's Al Snow. 1594 01:14:29,533 --> 01:14:31,166 -[Lawler] Oh, boy. -The bell sounds, 1595 01:14:31,233 --> 01:14:32,533 remember, this is… 1596 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,900 This is Anything Goes, Falls Count Anywhere… 1597 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,966 -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. -…for the Hardcore title. 1598 01:14:40,033 --> 01:14:41,700 [all clamoring] 1599 01:14:41,766 --> 01:14:45,833 [Lawler] Al Snow's just stomping that basket brought out here by Raven. 1600 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,833 [Ross] Raven and Al Snow, Mr. McMahon with a big announcement 1601 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,566 regarding the main event here tonight. 1602 01:14:51,633 --> 01:14:52,933 Where the hell are these guys? 1603 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,599 [Lawler] They're up under our stage now. 1604 01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,400 -Look out… They got the pyro stuff out. -[firecracker bursts] 1605 01:14:57,466 --> 01:14:58,766 Oh, no! 1606 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,700 [Ross] Oh, my God, what the hell was that? 1607 01:15:00,766 --> 01:15:03,633 Somebody get… both these men are like… 1608 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,266 they both maybe concussed. 1609 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,366 [screaming] 1610 01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:09,533 [Lawler] There's all kinds of pyro under that stage. 1611 01:15:09,599 --> 01:15:12,066 They've knocked the referee down with both of these guys. 1612 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:15,500 [Ross] What in the hell is… This is insane. 1613 01:15:15,566 --> 01:15:18,033 The referee is down, and Al Snow's got the cover 1614 01:15:18,099 --> 01:15:21,066 but that pyro went off with those… 1615 01:15:21,133 --> 01:15:23,133 These two men under the stage. 1616 01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:25,433 [Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. 1617 01:15:27,599 --> 01:15:30,166 [Ross] Raven with the fire extinguisher right to the face… 1618 01:15:30,233 --> 01:15:32,266 [Lawler] They're gonna make sure the fire is out. 1619 01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:33,966 Don't take any chances. 1620 01:15:34,033 --> 01:15:35,700 Good grief. 1621 01:15:35,766 --> 01:15:37,700 [crowd cheering] 1622 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:40,966 Man, did you know what kind of concussion that would've had been? 1623 01:15:41,033 --> 01:15:44,266 [Ross] I heard the guy once had his heart stopped. When it happened, 1624 01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:46,800 -he had to start his own heart back. -[extinguisher clangs] 1625 01:15:46,866 --> 01:15:48,900 -[Lawler] What? -[Ross] And look at now, Raven… 1626 01:15:48,966 --> 01:15:52,566 Al Snow to the… where in the-- 1627 01:15:52,633 --> 01:15:55,533 Oh, my gosh. Not an ironing board. 1628 01:15:55,599 --> 01:15:57,599 [Lawler] We're back there with our seamstresses. 1629 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:01,033 You ever get hit by an ironing board? Hey, wait a minute. 1630 01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,733 [Ross] Oh, that's gonna… 1631 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,433 -[groaning] -[Lawler] Uh-oh. 1632 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,266 Our photographers aren't gonna like that. 1633 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:09,066 [Ross] Remember, falls count anywhere here. 1634 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:12,433 -Anything goes, that's the… -[groaning] 1635 01:16:14,099 --> 01:16:16,366 Now, hot coffee will get your attention in a hurry. 1636 01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:19,200 Snow and Raven, these are so dangerous, these match-ups. 1637 01:16:19,266 --> 01:16:20,666 [Lawler] This was McDonalds, right? 1638 01:16:20,733 --> 01:16:22,866 We're gonna have a big lawsuit on his hand right now. 1639 01:16:22,933 --> 01:16:23,966 Oh, look out! 1640 01:16:25,033 --> 01:16:25,966 Man. 1641 01:16:26,033 --> 01:16:27,966 [Ross] I've been wanting to say this for years. 1642 01:16:28,033 --> 01:16:30,733 -[Lawler] What? -[Ross] A potted plant to the abdomen. 1643 01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,566 [Lawler] You ain't right, JR, you know what? 1644 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:35,633 Whoa! 1645 01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:37,533 [Ross] Don't want to miss our coffee. 1646 01:16:38,099 --> 01:16:39,300 [Lawler] Hey. 1647 01:16:40,066 --> 01:16:41,433 All of our catering. 1648 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,666 -Oh! -[screams] 1649 01:16:42,733 --> 01:16:45,166 -[Lawler] Hey, you got milk? -[Ross] Does the body good… 1650 01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:47,000 -Yeah. -…but maybe not in that context. 1651 01:16:47,066 --> 01:16:49,300 [Lawler] You got that right. Man, look at this. 1652 01:16:49,366 --> 01:16:51,700 Hey, that's our post-match meal! Wait a minute, you idiots. 1653 01:16:51,766 --> 01:16:54,000 [Ross] I'm not eating that now. Oh. 1654 01:16:54,066 --> 01:16:55,833 [Lawler] What am I gonna eat tonight now? 1655 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,200 [Ross] Raven hasn't even taken off his title belt. 1656 01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:00,533 [Lawler] What is that? 1657 01:17:02,066 --> 01:17:04,233 [Ross] These hardcore match-ups are insane. 1658 01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:07,300 [Lawler] Look out. Oh, good gosh, Almighty. 1659 01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:10,433 Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven, hit him again. 1660 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,566 Whoa. 1661 01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:15,133 [indistinct shouting] 1662 01:17:17,099 --> 01:17:20,200 [Ross] Maybe with some clay or something, I don't know. 1663 01:17:20,266 --> 01:17:21,900 A handful of trophies. 1664 01:17:21,966 --> 01:17:23,500 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1665 01:17:23,566 --> 01:17:25,300 [Ross] And now, they're fighting outside. 1666 01:17:25,366 --> 01:17:28,599 Raven, the Hardcore Champion and the challenger, Al Snow. 1667 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:30,099 [Lawler] Are you sure that's Raven? 1668 01:17:31,466 --> 01:17:32,599 [groans] 1669 01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,866 [Ross] Yeah, because he's still wearing his belt. 1670 01:17:34,933 --> 01:17:37,033 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 1671 01:17:37,099 --> 01:17:37,966 Get up. 1672 01:17:38,033 --> 01:17:39,500 Al Snow's got a weapon here. 1673 01:17:39,566 --> 01:17:41,800 [Lawler] Yikes! Don't break a leg, look out! 1674 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:44,733 -[Ross] What is that? -You think you're hardcore, huh? 1675 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,400 You try and put me out? 1676 01:17:46,466 --> 01:17:49,266 You're not hardcore, you're a worthless piece of garbage. 1677 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,033 -[Lawler] Oh, look out. -[screams] 1678 01:17:52,099 --> 01:17:55,533 [Ross] Right below the belt, that's… There's a cover. 1679 01:17:55,599 --> 01:17:57,733 -One, two… -[Lawler] Oh, my God-- 1680 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,400 -And we got-- -Come on, count! 1681 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:02,099 -One, two, three. -[bell dings] 1682 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:04,133 [Ross] And the… we've got a new Hardcore Champion. 1683 01:18:04,933 --> 01:18:06,666 [announcer] Here's your winner… 1684 01:18:06,733 --> 01:18:08,700 [Ross] Oh! Who the hell is that? 1685 01:18:08,766 --> 01:18:11,400 -Who was that, King? -[Lawler] I don't know who it is. 1686 01:18:11,466 --> 01:18:13,433 [Ross] Somebody just came out of that car with a… 1687 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,466 -[Lawler] Like a freaking ninja. -One, two, three. 1688 01:18:15,533 --> 01:18:17,133 -[bell dings] -I'm not giving my belt. 1689 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,133 -I'm not giving my belt. -[indistinct shouting] 1690 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,900 [announcer] And the new World Wrestling Entertainment Hardcore Champion, 1691 01:18:22,966 --> 01:18:24,400 Raven. 1692 01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:26,533 [Ross] Who the hell is helping Raven? 1693 01:18:26,599 --> 01:18:28,866 [Lawler] I don't know, he lost it, then he won it back, 1694 01:18:28,933 --> 01:18:30,966 thanks to that… whoever she was. 1695 01:18:32,066 --> 01:18:34,233 [Ross] I don't know if it was a he or a she. 1696 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:36,766 [Lawler] Well, if it's a he, he's got some nice breasts. 1697 01:18:41,066 --> 01:18:43,333 Well, Mr. McMahon, have you made up your mind 1698 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,166 concerning the main event tonight? 1699 01:18:45,233 --> 01:18:47,033 Indeed I… 1700 01:18:47,099 --> 01:18:50,933 Indeed I have… seem to have lost a button on my cuff. 1701 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:53,599 But nonetheless, yes. 1702 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,733 In the interest of fairness, 1703 01:18:55,800 --> 01:19:00,166 the combination of my daughter and my son-in-law, 1704 01:19:00,233 --> 01:19:03,000 Stephanie and Triple H, will meet the combination 1705 01:19:03,066 --> 01:19:07,599 of Kurt Angle, the WWE champion, and his partner, Trish. 1706 01:19:08,466 --> 01:19:10,966 -[Ross] What, tonight? -[Lawler squeals] 1707 01:19:12,733 --> 01:19:15,800 [Ross] The Game still waiting on the arrival of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1708 01:19:15,866 --> 01:19:16,933 sledgehammer in hand. 1709 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,533 -[Triple H] What? -We've got a match. 1710 01:19:18,599 --> 01:19:20,766 It's not the championship, but here's your knee brace, 1711 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:22,766 -here are your pads. -What do you mean it's not 1712 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:24,566 -my championship match? -It's a mixed tag. 1713 01:19:24,633 --> 01:19:26,200 Dad made the mixed tag. 1714 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,533 We're next, here. 1715 01:19:36,133 --> 01:19:37,533 [Ross] Ladies and gentlemen, 1716 01:19:37,599 --> 01:19:39,366 now you're looking at downtown New York City, 1717 01:19:39,433 --> 01:19:43,566 the home of WWE New York, and certainly inside, King, 1718 01:19:43,633 --> 01:19:45,366 Too Cool and… 1719 01:19:45,433 --> 01:19:46,966 [upbeat music playing] 1720 01:19:47,033 --> 01:19:49,700 Check it out, JR. Can you do the running man, JR? 1721 01:19:49,766 --> 01:19:51,500 -[Ross] Uh, no. -[Lawler] Huh? 1722 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,900 Well, these guys can. 1723 01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,000 Wow, man! 1724 01:20:01,066 --> 01:20:02,066 Look at this. 1725 01:20:05,466 --> 01:20:07,066 ["Medal" playing] 1726 01:20:07,133 --> 01:20:09,766 [Ross] Well, it's got to be a mixed tag-team match-up, 1727 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:13,000 much to the dismay of The Game. 1728 01:20:13,066 --> 01:20:14,433 Oh, my God. 1729 01:20:15,066 --> 01:20:15,966 Look at this. 1730 01:20:16,033 --> 01:20:18,133 [Lawler] Look at Trish, she looks exhausted. 1731 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,800 [Ross] That's who I'm referring to. 1732 01:20:19,866 --> 01:20:22,566 [Lawler] That sweat was running down her neck on to her… 1733 01:20:25,566 --> 01:20:27,566 -her pulsating… -[bell dinging] 1734 01:20:27,633 --> 01:20:29,900 [announcer] The following inter-gender tag team contest 1735 01:20:29,966 --> 01:20:31,266 is scheduled for one fall. 1736 01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:33,000 Making their way to the ring, 1737 01:20:33,066 --> 01:20:36,933 the team of Trish Stratus and the World Wrestling Entertainment 1738 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,733 Champion, Kurt Angle. 1739 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:43,166 [Ross] Oh, Kurt Angle and Trish Stratus, 1740 01:20:43,233 --> 01:20:46,933 they'll collide with The Game and his wife. 1741 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,933 What a match-up, next. 1742 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,466 [Ross] We are back live at the Cajundome, 1743 01:20:54,533 --> 01:20:58,566 Kurt Angle and Trish against The Game and his wife, 1744 01:20:58,633 --> 01:21:02,733 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. And Mr. McMahon has made his decision. 1745 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,866 [Lawler] Mr. McMahon, he never disappoints the fans. 1746 01:21:05,933 --> 01:21:07,966 [announcer] Introducing their opponents, 1747 01:21:08,033 --> 01:21:13,800 the team of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Triple H. 1748 01:21:13,866 --> 01:21:17,000 [Ross] Triple H wanted the game for the WWE title, 1749 01:21:17,066 --> 01:21:20,733 almost as much as he wanted to maim "Stone Cold" Steve Austin tonight 1750 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,166 with that sledgehammer. 1751 01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:25,466 [Lawler] Where is "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? 1752 01:21:25,533 --> 01:21:28,466 [Ross] I think he may still be celebrating in New Orleans, 1753 01:21:28,533 --> 01:21:30,766 I'm not sure Austin is even going to be here. 1754 01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:32,966 [Lawler] I don't blame Stone Cold for not showing up. 1755 01:21:33,033 --> 01:21:36,033 He probably found out that Triple H is waiting for him with a sledgehammer. 1756 01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:37,433 I wouldn't show up either. 1757 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:40,099 Oh, take a look at Trish's little outfit, isn't it cute? 1758 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:42,366 Look at the actual kneepads she's wearing. 1759 01:21:42,433 --> 01:21:45,533 [Ross] I bet she had those kneepads on in her meeting with Mr. McMahon. 1760 01:21:45,599 --> 01:21:47,133 -[Lawler] JR! -[Ross] I'm just curious. 1761 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,433 [Lawler] What… 1762 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:54,066 Triple H is ice cold, he has had no time to get loose, 1763 01:21:54,133 --> 01:21:57,133 no time to get ready for this match-up, 1764 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,566 he's been outside waiting on Stone Cold, 1765 01:21:59,633 --> 01:22:01,800 carrying that sledgehammer around, 1766 01:22:01,866 --> 01:22:03,933 trying to bash in Austin's brain. 1767 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,400 Look at… look at Trish. She's obviously getting ready. 1768 01:22:06,466 --> 01:22:08,000 -She's already sweating. -[bell dings] 1769 01:22:08,066 --> 01:22:12,466 [Ross] The Game with a baseball slide through, catching Angle unaware. 1770 01:22:13,766 --> 01:22:15,766 [Lawler] Watch it, JR, they're coming right here. 1771 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:16,833 [Ross] Oh! 1772 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:21,300 Angle's head bouncing on the table and The Game with a right hand. 1773 01:22:22,066 --> 01:22:23,200 Huge right hand. 1774 01:22:23,266 --> 01:22:24,833 [Lawler] He's in there. Look out. 1775 01:22:25,533 --> 01:22:28,500 [Ross] Oh, the WWE champion getting maimed here. 1776 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,666 [Lawler] Come on, Hebner, get 'em in the ring. 1777 01:22:31,733 --> 01:22:36,266 [Ross] Again, The Game dominating the WWE champion. 1778 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:40,933 But remember, The Game wanted the WWE title tonight. 1779 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,666 That's not what he got, thanks to his father-in-law. 1780 01:22:43,733 --> 01:22:46,466 [Lawler] The title is not up for grabs, so I don't know how much 1781 01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:48,433 technical wrestling you're going to see tonight. 1782 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:51,400 This is going to be an all-out fight because these guys hate each other. 1783 01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:52,866 Ooh! 1784 01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:56,900 [Ross] Triple H had the WWE title won in the views of everyone 1785 01:22:56,966 --> 01:22:59,200 at the Royal Rumble, which Stone Cold… 1786 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,400 [Lawler] Wait a minute, JR, that's your opinion. 1787 01:23:01,466 --> 01:23:02,733 And Triple H's opinion, 1788 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:06,333 but you're not giving Kurt Angle any credit, whatsoever. 1789 01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,866 [Ross] I didn't get to finish my story, so… 1790 01:23:09,933 --> 01:23:12,233 [Lawler] Okay. But before you finish your story, 1791 01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,866 where are your gold medals? 1792 01:23:13,933 --> 01:23:15,000 [Ross] Where are yours? 1793 01:23:15,066 --> 01:23:18,000 [Lawler] Well, I'm not besmirching The Olympic Hero here. 1794 01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:20,366 [Ross] Well, good. All right now, Angle, 1795 01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:23,566 who got that knee damaged at the Royal Rumble by The Game, 1796 01:23:23,633 --> 01:23:28,533 who had a methodical game plan, The Cerebral Assassin Triple H. 1797 01:23:28,599 --> 01:23:31,166 And The Game going right back to work on that left knee 1798 01:23:31,233 --> 01:23:33,533 of the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion. 1799 01:23:33,599 --> 01:23:36,166 [Lawler] Tag in. Trish. Help your partner. 1800 01:23:36,966 --> 01:23:40,500 [Ross] I don't know how badly Trish really wants Stephanie, 1801 01:23:40,566 --> 01:23:46,333 but I know that Stephanie would love to eliminate Trish from the WWE entirely 1802 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,033 and from Mr. McMahon's life, quite frankly. 1803 01:23:49,099 --> 01:23:50,933 [Lawler] See that look from Stephanie? 1804 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,099 And, Trish, have you noticed that Trish's wrestling attire is just… 1805 01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,200 It's a little short? 1806 01:23:56,066 --> 01:23:58,933 Riding up on there a little bit, she's a little cheeky. 1807 01:23:59,533 --> 01:24:00,766 [Ross] Cheeky is right. 1808 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:03,766 And what a right hand moments ago and another… 1809 01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:06,700 there's a right by the WWE champion, Kurt Angle, 1810 01:24:06,766 --> 01:24:09,233 and right back to the knee goes Triple H. 1811 01:24:09,300 --> 01:24:11,833 [Lawler] I'll tell you, Kurt Angle has a lot to prove here. 1812 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,400 He wants to prove to the world that 1813 01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:15,566 he really would not have lost this title to Triple H 1814 01:24:15,633 --> 01:24:16,733 at the Royal Rumble, 1815 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,533 even without "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's help. 1816 01:24:19,599 --> 01:24:22,266 [Ross] Triple H started tonight with the challenge 1817 01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:24,033 to get to Kurt Angle. 1818 01:24:24,099 --> 01:24:27,633 That was accepted, but that was before Mr. McMahon arrived. 1819 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,566 And there's a tag to Trish. 1820 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,200 What the hell is Trish doing? 1821 01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:36,033 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh, be careful, Trish. I love it. 1822 01:24:36,433 --> 01:24:37,633 What the heck? 1823 01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:41,633 Trish with crossbody, a dropkick by Angle. 1824 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:43,233 [Lawler] Trish had Triple H covered. 1825 01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:45,400 I thought he was going to be pinned by Trish… 1826 01:24:45,466 --> 01:24:47,833 [Ross] Trish was right on top of The Game for a moment. 1827 01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:49,533 [Lawler] Here we go, look at this. 1828 01:24:49,599 --> 01:24:50,866 [Ross] Oh, man. 1829 01:24:50,933 --> 01:24:53,066 Oh, Kurt Angle can't believe what he did. 1830 01:24:53,133 --> 01:24:54,733 He just dropped Stephanie down. 1831 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,000 -[Lawler] Kurt, I'm shocked. -[imperceptible] 1832 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,266 Oh, he didn't mean to do that, JR. 1833 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:04,133 He had, uh, a fit of rage or something off his head. 1834 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,666 [Ross] It's instinctive, I assume, but… 1835 01:25:06,733 --> 01:25:07,900 [Lawler] Whoa. 1836 01:25:07,966 --> 01:25:09,533 That will bring you back to reality. 1837 01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,400 Oh! Give him another one. 1838 01:25:11,466 --> 01:25:15,000 [Ross] I don't know what hurts worse, those slaps or these right hands. 1839 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:16,633 [Lawler] I'd say the right hands. 1840 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:18,099 [Ross] I think you're right. 1841 01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,500 Get him, Hunter. 1842 01:25:21,633 --> 01:25:22,800 [Lawler] And Stephanie… 1843 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:26,766 [Ross] Triple H again, showing that mean streak. 1844 01:25:27,966 --> 01:25:30,266 [Lawler] Oh, look out, look out. 1845 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,966 [Ross] Facebuster by The Game, and Kurt Angle… 1846 01:25:33,033 --> 01:25:34,200 [Lawler] Uh-oh, look out. 1847 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:38,500 [Ross] What a ride by Angle on The Game. 1848 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,900 Tremendous suplex. 1849 01:25:40,966 --> 01:25:43,633 [Lawler] Here's a tag, oh, here we go. 1850 01:25:44,433 --> 01:25:47,366 This is it, this is going to be… Trish's first official time in action, 1851 01:25:47,433 --> 01:25:49,266 -what's she doing now? -[Ross] Oh, low blow. 1852 01:25:50,599 --> 01:25:52,833 Trish on the top rope… Oh, my God. 1853 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:54,333 [Lawler] Trish, look out. 1854 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,300 Stephanie slamming Trish off the top. 1855 01:25:56,366 --> 01:25:58,066 Writhe in pain. 1856 01:25:58,133 --> 01:26:00,900 -That's what you deserve. -[Ross] I can't believe that. 1857 01:26:02,099 --> 01:26:04,900 -And Angle on the outside. -[Lawler] Oh, oh, look at Trish. 1858 01:26:05,733 --> 01:26:08,200 -Whoa. -[Ross] Trish slapping Stephanie. 1859 01:26:08,266 --> 01:26:10,333 Oh, my gosh. Stephanie is slapping Trish. 1860 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,333 [Lawler] It's a slap fest. Uh-oh. 1861 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,500 [Ross] Takedown by Trish. 1862 01:26:15,566 --> 01:26:17,633 The Game on the outside with Kurt Angle. 1863 01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:19,633 [Lawler] Oh, my gosh. It's a cat fight. 1864 01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:23,500 [meows] Woohoo! Whoa! Look at this. 1865 01:26:23,566 --> 01:26:24,400 Get her. 1866 01:26:24,466 --> 01:26:26,633 [Ross] Stephanie slapping the fire out of Trish. 1867 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:28,900 -[Lawler] Spank her. -[Ross] Trish in a mount position… 1868 01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,766 -[Lawler] Oh. -…on Stephanie. 1869 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:32,366 [Lawler] I can't believe it. 1870 01:26:32,433 --> 01:26:34,000 Come on, Stephanie, yeah, spank her. 1871 01:26:34,066 --> 01:26:35,800 -[Ross] God Almighty. -[Lawler] Spank her. 1872 01:26:35,866 --> 01:26:38,233 Get up! Get up, you! 1873 01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:40,900 [Lawler] JR, I think they're gonna tear other apart. 1874 01:26:40,966 --> 01:26:42,533 Oh, this is great. 1875 01:26:43,466 --> 01:26:44,800 I love the WWE. 1876 01:26:46,133 --> 01:26:48,833 [Ross] Stephanie with those kicks, right to the gut. 1877 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,500 [Lawler] This is coming to you live from their trailer park, 1878 01:26:51,566 --> 01:26:53,266 ladies and gentlemen. [laughs] 1879 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:54,666 Oh, my gosh. 1880 01:26:54,733 --> 01:26:56,966 -[Ross] Clothesline by Stephanie. -[Lawler] Oh, my gosh. 1881 01:26:57,033 --> 01:26:59,900 [Ross] Triple H and Angle, beating the hell out of each other 1882 01:26:59,966 --> 01:27:02,266 -on the outside. -[indistinct shouting] 1883 01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:04,300 [Lawler] Right now, yeah, there we go. 1884 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:07,733 Oh, now, what's gonna happen? 1885 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,033 [Ross] What must Mr. McMahon be thinking now? 1886 01:27:10,099 --> 01:27:11,466 [Lawler] Whoa, Stephanie. 1887 01:27:12,433 --> 01:27:15,433 Look at Trish, just a little hellcat here. 1888 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,133 Oh, no, a bulldog. 1889 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,566 [Ross] Bulldog. 1890 01:27:18,633 --> 01:27:20,900 A bulldog headlock. I love it. 1891 01:27:20,966 --> 01:27:23,300 -It's got to be over. -[Lawler] Oh, look out, Trish. 1892 01:27:23,366 --> 01:27:24,500 [Ross] The Game in. 1893 01:27:24,566 --> 01:27:26,800 The Game pulling Trish off his wife. 1894 01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,133 [Lawler] I'm afraid it's gonna be over for Trish… Oh, no. 1895 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,133 Oh, God, you got to be kidding me, don't do this. 1896 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:33,166 -No, Triple H, don't. -[all exclaiming] 1897 01:27:33,233 --> 01:27:36,866 [Ross] The Pedigree. For the love of God, the Pedigree on a woman. 1898 01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:39,400 [Lawler] Kurt, did you see that? 1899 01:27:39,466 --> 01:27:41,200 [Ross] Angle just got nailed. 1900 01:27:41,266 --> 01:27:44,266 Trish got Pedigreed right out of her bra. 1901 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,533 -[crowd] One, two, three! -[bell dinging] 1902 01:27:46,599 --> 01:27:50,366 [Ross] And it's all over, thanks to The Game, it's all over. 1903 01:27:50,433 --> 01:27:54,733 [announcer] Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Triple H. 1904 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,666 -["The Game" playing] -[Lawler] This is unbelievable. 1905 01:27:58,466 --> 01:28:01,500 [Ross] Kurt Angle pulling his partner Trish out of the ring. 1906 01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:06,200 And the first… the first couple of the WWE. 1907 01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:09,000 [Lawler] Triple H didn't get his hands on Stone Cold, 1908 01:28:09,066 --> 01:28:11,833 but he sure got his hands on Trish. 1909 01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:16,099 [Ross] I think he wants some more of The Game. 1910 01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:17,666 [Lawler] I think we're not done yet. 1911 01:28:17,733 --> 01:28:19,633 No, wait, Kurt Angle-- [screams] 1912 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:22,099 -Oh! Look at this. -[Ross] Austin is here. 1913 01:28:23,233 --> 01:28:25,566 [Lawler] Oh, my God, The Rattlesnake has arrived. 1914 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:27,700 [Ross] Cajundome crowd exploded. 1915 01:28:27,766 --> 01:28:29,400 [Lawler] Where did he come from? 1916 01:28:29,466 --> 01:28:30,966 [Ross] Triple H threatened The Game. 1917 01:28:31,033 --> 01:28:32,233 [Lawler] Oh, stunner. 1918 01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:33,700 [Ross] The stunner. 1919 01:28:35,133 --> 01:28:40,366 Stone Cold won the Royal Rumble and he just kicked The Game's ass again. 1920 01:28:42,133 --> 01:28:44,533 [Lawler] Triple H, you got to be careful what you wish for, 1921 01:28:44,599 --> 01:28:47,200 you just might get it, and I think you just got it. 1922 01:28:47,266 --> 01:28:49,266 [Ross] My God, can you imagine 1923 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,733 what The Game is gonna wanna do to Stone Cold? 1924 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:59,500 The Game is gonna wanna put Stone Cold 16 feet after this. 1925 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:05,733 The Royal Rumble winner, The Rattlesnake is going to WrestleMania. 1926 01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:09,566 Well, maybe over The Game's dead body. 1927 01:29:10,266 --> 01:29:13,366 [Lawler] I can't believe what we've seen here tonight, JR. 1928 01:29:13,433 --> 01:29:20,033 [Ross] My God, it's gonna be an explosion of epic proportions on SmackDown. 1929 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:23,800 Austin is going to WrestleMania. xplosion of epic proportions on SmackDown.