1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:02,803 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:04,705 [Gene] It's summertime, 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:08,908 and the livin' is anything but easy 4 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:13,213 because it's time for SummerSlam. 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:18,919 The lovely Miss Elizabeth and the "Macho Man" Randy Savage 6 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:23,189 request the honor of your presence at their wedding 7 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:27,461 where it will truly be A Match Made in Heaven. 8 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:34,367 And then nuptials turned to napalm 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,205 in A Match Made in Hell. 10 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:44,144 Sgt. Slaughter, Col. Mustafa, General Adnan, 11 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,579 the Triangle Of Terror, 12 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,714 square off against the red hot combination 13 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:52,653 of The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan. 14 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:57,491 It's time for red hot action. 15 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,693 It's time for SummerSlam. 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,762 [crowd cheering] 17 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,502 [Gorilla] Welcome to New York City. 18 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,607 Welcome to jam-packed Madison Square Garden 19 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,410 and an international television audience. 20 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,212 Welcome to SummerSlam. 21 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,515 Hello, everyone. 22 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:26,253 I'm Gorilla Monsoon along with the "Hot Rod" "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, 23 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,387 and of course, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. 24 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,991 Everyone waiting anxiously for our two big features, 25 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:35,362 the Match Made in Heaven and the Match Made in Hell. 26 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,865 The "Macho Man" Randy Savage will tie the knot, Brain, 27 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,169 right here in The Big Apple with The First Lady of Wrestling, 28 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,369 the lovely Miss Elizabeth. 29 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,539 Well, he's gonna tie the knot all right. 30 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,708 But it's gonna be around a noose around his neck 31 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:51,077 'cause he's getting married tonight. 32 00:01:51,143 --> 00:01:52,746 [Gorilla] Thank you for that. All right. 33 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:57,484 Sid Justice, the special guest referee in the Handicap Tag Team match, 34 00:01:57,550 --> 00:02:02,389 Triangle of Terror taking on The Hulkster and his partner, The Ultimate Warrior. 35 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,791 We're talking about A Match Made in Hell. 36 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:09,429 We're talking here more turmoil than they got it Russia. 37 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,833 You got Slaughter, you got Mustafa, you got Adnan. 38 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,034 That's one brain. 39 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:18,005 Then you got Hogan. Hogan hates Warrior. Warrior hates everybody. 40 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:21,241 You wanna have A Match Made in Hell? 41 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,511 Well, let's get rowdy and ring that bell. 42 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,280 That and a whole lot more coming up in mere moments. 43 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:30,216 So let's go onto our ring announcer, The Fink. 44 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:31,852 [bell ringing] 45 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:36,256 [Howard] Ladies and gentlemen, this is our opening contest of SummerSlam. 46 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:41,261 It is a special Six-Man Tag Team match, scheduled for one fall. 47 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:45,165 About to enter the ring, as part of team number one, 48 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:48,135 here is The Dragon. 49 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,203 [crowd cheering] 50 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,577 ["Sirius" playing] 51 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,912 [crowd cheering] 52 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,083 [Roddy] Whoa. 53 00:03:05,484 --> 00:03:08,721 [Gorilla] The Dragon on fire here in Madison Square Garden. 54 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,991 I hope he singed your eyebrows, Brain. 55 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:14,460 [Heenan] Well, this summer is hot, but it's not as hot as SummerSlam. 56 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,230 -[Roddy] That's what happened to-- -[Gorilla] Oh. Here he comes. 57 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:21,001 Former Intercontinental Champion, "The Texas Tornado." 58 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:24,671 [Howard] …"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich. 59 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,606 [Heenan] He looks ready, don't he? 60 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,174 [Gorilla] Well, he was born ready. 61 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,577 -Like you, Rod. -[Roddy] Yeah. 62 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:34,815 You're talkin' Texas born, Texas bred. And doggone it, 63 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,616 he'll be Texas dead. 64 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,920 [Heenan] Because he's dumb in the head. 65 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,988 [Roddy] I said Texas dead. 66 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:44,191 -[Heenan] I know what you said. -[Gorilla] Can you hear this eruption? 67 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:45,726 -[crowd cheering] -["Rule, Britannia!" playing] 68 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:48,428 [Howard] And the third member of team number one, 69 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:51,530 The British Bulldog. 70 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,900 [Gorilla] Power personified in The British Bulldog. 71 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,238 What a six-man this is gonna be. 72 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,606 [Roddy] Whoo-hoo! 73 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,841 [Heenan] What a SummerSlam this is gonna be. 74 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,376 [Roddy] Is that brawler in shape or what? 75 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,813 [Gorilla] You won't have to answer that-- 76 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,685 [Howard] Their opponents are managed by "The Doctor of Style" Slick. 77 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:14,019 [crowd booing] 78 00:04:14,453 --> 00:04:18,692 [Howard] At a total combined weight of 821 pounds, 79 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,162 here are The Warlord 80 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:25,632 and Power and Glory. 81 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,534 [Gorilla] What a powerhouse, Rod, that Warlord is. 82 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,471 [Roddy] I'm telling you, The Warlord, better shape. 83 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,640 All these guys are geared up for SummerSlam 84 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,510 -and you're about to see… -[bell ringing] 85 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,378 …hell begin right now. 86 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,049 [Gorilla] A little bit of confusion there deciding which man is gonna start this. 87 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,752 [Heenan] Well, I'll tell you. That's gonna be their downfall. 88 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:48,255 You see, Slick manages The Warlord. 89 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,690 He manages Power and Glory. 90 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,728 These three gentlemen on this side, The Dragon, The Bulldog, 91 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,231 and The Tornado, I don't think have ever been in a tag match together. 92 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,800 They're gonna be lost out there. 93 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,501 They're gonna lose this match. 94 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:05,472 [Roddy] Yeah, but Roma and The Warlord have never been in a tag match together. 95 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:10,777 [Gorilla] Talk about tag matches, big matches still to come here tonight. 96 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:14,580 World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team belts on the line. 97 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:18,118 The Nasty Boys putting them up against Legion of Doom. 98 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,186 [Heenan] Wow. 99 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:22,222 [Gorilla] Intercontinental belt also at stake, Hot Rod. 100 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:25,892 [Roddy] Baby, that's gonna be one of the greatest matches ever 101 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:26,960 right here on SummerSlam. 102 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,628 [Heenan] How about the Jailhouse Match? 103 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,198 One man could spend the night in New York City… 104 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,133 [Gorilla] What do you mean could spend the night? Is. 105 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,700 Somebody's going to the slammer. 106 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,837 [Heenan] Oh, it's either the Boss Man or The Mountie. 107 00:05:36,902 --> 00:05:38,505 And I don't think it's The Mountie. 108 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,440 [Roddy] Well, then-- you're not thinking then, brother… 109 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,508 [Gorilla] Let's not… 110 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,808 [Roddy] …but The Mountie's gonna be there. 111 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,544 [Gorilla] Let's not forget for a moment 112 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,280 about Ted DiBiase "The Million Dollar Man," 113 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,217 one of the rare times that he's putting that Million Dollar belt 114 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,654 on the line against former bodyguard, Virgil. 115 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,056 Your pal, Hot Rod. 116 00:05:56,121 --> 00:05:57,390 [Roddy] My buddy Virgil. 117 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,758 Virgil and I have been conversing a little bit. 118 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,094 Man, you wanna see the eye of the tiger? 119 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,130 You wait 'til you see Virgil. 120 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,733 [Heenan] You know, DiBiase taught Virgil all he knows, 121 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,335 but he didn't teach him all that DiBiase knows. 122 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:10,570 That's gonna be the difference. 123 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,740 [Gorilla] Oh. Nice leverage move by The Dragon. 124 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:16,977 [Roddy] It's okay, Boobs. 125 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,245 I made up the difference. 126 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,681 [Heenan] Well, I wouldn't bet on Virgil then. 127 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,984 [Gorilla] Nice arm wringer once again by The Dragon, 128 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,652 trying to get some control here. 129 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,322 [Heenan] Remember, Monsoon, you promised me 130 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,691 that Piper would not bother me during this broadcast. 131 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,193 [Gorilla] If you behaved yourself. 132 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,462 [Heenan] Well, you don't have to answer. You can talk to me about it. 133 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,496 Take him out of the corner. 134 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,299 [Roddy] Okay. I'm sorry, Boobs. 135 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,967 I mean, Bob, not Boob. 136 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:47,573 [Gorilla] The match probably sticks out foremost in my mind, Brain, 137 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:52,479 Mr. Perfect, and The Hitman, the man who has excellence of execution 138 00:06:52,544 --> 00:06:54,847 taking on a man with the Intercontinental title 139 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,515 who claims to be perfect, 140 00:06:56,582 --> 00:07:00,486 that is gonna be a knockdown drag-out affair. 141 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,621 -[Roddy] Close the door. -[Heenan] Well, Bret Hart wants that 142 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,991 World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental title so bad, 143 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,227 he can taste it. 144 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,962 But I'll tell you something, Perfect wants to keep that title 145 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,765 more than anything and he is perfect. 146 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,868 [Gorilla] We'll find out. 147 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,703 [Roddy] Look out. Look out. 148 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:21,041 Talk about on a roll, there comes The Texas Tornado. 149 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,411 He thinks he's stunt pulling with that arm. 150 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,712 [Heenan] Yeah. But if he you watched the weather forecast, 151 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,815 it's gonna be hot and calm. 152 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,883 -[Heenan] Hot and calm? -[Roddy] Hot and calm? 153 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,352 [Heenan] Yeah. There's gonna be no tornadoes. 154 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,820 So don't worry about it. 155 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,989 [Roddy] Well, I think we got one right now. 156 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,090 Check it out. Oh. 157 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,894 [Gorilla] Texas Tornado turning the tables here… 158 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,664 -[crowd] …seven, eight, nine, ten. -[Gorilla] …on the powerhouse, Hercules. 159 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:45,998 [crowd cheering] 160 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,935 [Roddy] Just to help you out, Boobs, they went up to ten there. 161 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,736 -I know you have trouble past seven. -[crowd counting] 162 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,705 [Heenan] Monsoon, tell him not to call me Boobs. 163 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,174 [Gorilla] Well, he can hear you. 164 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:55,375 [Roddy] I'm sorry. 165 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:56,876 [Heenan] Yeah. But he doesn't listen to me. 166 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,611 -He'll listen to you maybe. -[Gorilla] Please, don't start, you two. 167 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,982 [Roddy] Whoa! What a shot. 168 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,582 [Heenan] I guess you told him, huh? 169 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:05,885 [Roddy] Huh? 170 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:07,686 [crowd chatter] 171 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,024 [Gorilla] Both teams looking for that open door. 172 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,659 [crowd cheering] 173 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:15,594 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. Look out. 174 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,231 -[Roddy] Whoa. -[Gorilla] Two powerhouses in there now. 175 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,299 [crowd cheering] 176 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,436 [Heenan] No. He's not gonna knock him down. 177 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,505 [Gorilla] British Bulldog with the shoulder blocks. 178 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,272 Not even fazing him. 179 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,142 And a clothesline got his attention. 180 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,611 -[Roddy] Come on. Yes. Yes. -[Gorilla] Another one sends him down. 181 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,279 [crowd cheering] 182 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,781 [Gorilla] And Dragon cheering in the corner. 183 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,052 [Roddy] Get him, Davey. Get him. 184 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,855 [Gorilla] Suplex attempt. 185 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,456 -[Heenan] Whoa. -[Gorilla] He got him up. 186 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,192 -I don't believe it. -[Roddy] See the power. 187 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,896 -Oh. -[Heenan] How about that for power? 188 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,865 [Roddy] I gotta give it to him. 189 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,467 [Gorilla] Threw him off there like yesterday's garbage. 190 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,505 [Roddy] Talk about a well-organized team. 191 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:03,009 The Dragon, Davey Boy, Tornado, they're working, well-oiled. 192 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,544 [Gorilla] They certainly are. 193 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,313 Got a lot of continuity going for themselves. 194 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,915 [Roddy] Beautiful. 195 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,187 -[Gorilla] Oh. -[Heenan] No, no, no. 196 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,454 Too powerful. 197 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:19,626 Now, let's see what kinda continuity they'll come up with. 198 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:24,329 [Gorilla] Well, Dragon made a very bad mistake there 199 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:27,934 attempting to match power with The Warlord. 200 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,135 Forget about it. 201 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,305 [Roddy] Yeah. But I don't think he was so much trying to match power 202 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,307 as The Dragon was just going for it. 203 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:39,045 The Warlord knew where he was and actually set The Dragon up very well. 204 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,814 [Heenan] See Roma's making a mistake there. 205 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,615 He's not wrestling the man on the apron. 206 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,184 He's wrestling the man in the ring. 207 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,985 Pay attention to the man in the ring. 208 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,353 Come on, Dragon. Drop him, baby. 209 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,824 [Gorilla] Right over the back goes The Dragon. 210 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,126 Look out. Reverse sunset roll-up. 211 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,829 Herc, and he missed the clothesline. 212 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,132 -[Roddy] Oh! -[Gorilla] It's pandemonium now. 213 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,834 [Roddy] What a shot. 214 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,038 [Heenan] I think the referee's gonna lose a little bit of control here. 215 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,140 [Gorilla] Referee's losing a lot of control. 216 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,641 There's four guys in the ring. 217 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,911 [Roddy] Yeah, but you got six studs in there and it's hard. 218 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:16,249 I don't care who you are to try to referee a match like this. 219 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,084 Look at these guys go for it. 220 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,286 Look at them going for a waist lock, trying to make that tag. 221 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,389 [Gorilla] Well, the Dragon came up with the short end of the stick 222 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,491 on that exchange. 223 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,259 -[Heenan] Yeah. -[Roddy] Yeah. 224 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,093 Not for lack of trying though. 225 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:33,800 -Oh. -[Gorilla] Oh, snap suplex by Roma… 226 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,535 -[Roddy] No, a kick-out. -[Gorilla] Whoa. Two and a half. 227 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,903 That was close. 228 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,304 [Heenan] Real close. 229 00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:44,611 [Roddy] The Dragon can absorb a tremendous amount of punishment. 230 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,346 He always knows where he is. 231 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:50,049 And just when you think he's finishing, he's just beginning. 232 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,987 [Gorilla] Look at this kind of power display here by Roma. 233 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,655 [Heenan] Romeo Roma. 234 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,290 [Gorilla] You mean Jerk? 235 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,726 -[Heenan] No. -[Gorilla] I call him Jerk. Herc and Jerk. 236 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,127 -[Heenan] That's not nice. -[Gorilla] Oh. 237 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,196 [Heenan] It's not nice to call people names. 238 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,598 [wrestler] Come on, Rick, tag it out. 239 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,068 That's the way to do it, baby. You got that turkey, now roast him. 240 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,637 The ballgame is in our ballpark now. 241 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,439 [Roddy] If Slick's team wins, they're gonna buy him a new upper plate. 242 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,909 [Gorilla] I hope so. 243 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,278 [Heenan] Slick has dentures? 244 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,480 [Roddy] Oh, come on, referee. 245 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,117 You know, again, I'm saying, "Come on, referee," 246 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,187 but it's really not the referee's fault. 247 00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:31,524 It's really actually well calculated on the part of Slick's team. 248 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,995 [Heenan] He could be the difference in this victory. 249 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,598 [Roddy] That's why I hate managers. 250 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,300 [Heenan] You hate managers because you can't get one. 251 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,368 [indistinct chatter] 252 00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:45,038 [Gorilla] Well, you're not available anymore. 253 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:47,574 [Heenan] I wouldn't manage him. I couldn't trust him. 254 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,776 -You know those Scotsmen? -[Gorilla] Trust in journalists. 255 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,312 [Heenan] You know them Scotsmen, what can I get paid? 256 00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:53,545 Thirteen bucks a year? 257 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,348 [Roddy] It's all right. I practically act in a Santa Claus suit. 258 00:11:56,848 --> 00:11:58,151 [Heenan] That wasn't nice. 259 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,718 -[Roddy] Ringing a bell. -[Gorilla] Ooh. 260 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,589 -[Roddy] Whoa. What a slam. -[Gorilla] Dragon in deep trouble here. 261 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,260 Got to get back to his side of the ring. 262 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,161 [Heenan] He's been in the ring a long time. 263 00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:11,197 [wrestler] Come on, Rick. You gotta get out. 264 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,367 [Gorilla] They've cut the ring in half very nicely. 265 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,069 -[Roddy exclaims] -[Heenan] I mean how much punish-- 266 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,502 [Gorilla] How much punishment can one guy take? 267 00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,238 -[Heenan] I was just gonna say that. -[Gorilla] Oh, sorry. 268 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,973 [Roddy] You guys are speaking along the same line. 269 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,409 I'll tell you how much punishment a guy could take. 270 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,646 Check Steamboat out and you're gonna see a real man. 271 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,180 Look at him fight back. 272 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,783 He doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit." 273 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,853 [Heenan] Well, this boils down to his superb conditioning. 274 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,458 [Roddy] That's the first thing I have agreed with you on, Boobs. 275 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,159 You're starting to scare me. 276 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,795 [Gorilla] Dragon, through the legs, comes up swinging. 277 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:47,766 Two chops, three chops, an Irish whip-- no, reversal. 278 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:52,170 -[Roddy] Ooh. -[Gorilla] Oh, what a clothesline by Herc. 279 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,040 [Heenan] I don't even know if the Dragon could take that now. 280 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,742 [Roddy] Making the tag. 281 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,444 Dragon-- the Dragon's done. 282 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,246 -[Gorilla] Yeah. -[Roddy] He's been slain. 283 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,180 [crowd chatter] 284 00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,083 [wrestler] He's gonna fight, Slick. 285 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,118 [Roddy] Dragon… 286 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,520 [Gorilla] He needs a little assistance here. 287 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,255 [Heenan] No, no, no, no, he's begging. He's begging him. 288 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,923 He's saying, "Please, Mr. Warlord." 289 00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:13,059 -[Roddy] He's not. -[Heenan] "Stop, Mr. Warlord." 290 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,161 [Roddy] You stop it, Bobby. He ain't begging. Come on, Dragon. 291 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,363 One hard push backwards. You got it. 292 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:19,899 Come on. 293 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,200 [Heenan] He doesn't have any push left. 294 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,370 [Gorilla] He threw a couple of forearms in there. 295 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,905 They didn't have anything behind him. 296 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,140 [Heenan] Look at that. 297 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,974 -He's looking for the… -[Gorilla] But he's there. 298 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,510 [Roddy] Talk about guts. 299 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,178 [Heenan] He's looking for the Shell Answer Man. 300 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,279 He's out of gas. 301 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:38,885 [Roddy] It ain't over 'til it's over, Boobs. 302 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,454 [Heenan] That's what Yogi Berra said, wasn't it? 303 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,488 [Roddy] No, that was Boo-Boo. 304 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:46,358 [Gorilla] Warlord on the inside second turnbuckle. 305 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,395 Took him an awful long time to get up there. 306 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,663 [Heenan] Look at the size of this man. 307 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,964 [Roddy] He's making a mistake. Come on, Dragon. 308 00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:55,367 -Yes, yes. -[crowd cheering] 309 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,372 [Gorilla] Dragon with a last ditch effort, sticks those boots 310 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,007 right in the kisser of The Warlord 311 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,343 -and makes the tag. -[Roddy] Tag! 312 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,810 [crowd cheering] 313 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,213 [Roddy] There's a storm brewing. 314 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,084 Look at him go. Come on, Tornado, knock that big man down. 315 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,319 -Oh. -[Heenan] One down. 316 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,055 Two down. 317 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,425 [crowd cheering] 318 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,094 [Roddy] Come on, Texas. 319 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,530 Ooh. [grunts] 320 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,501 [Gorilla] Side trap on the big guy, but he hangs on. 321 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,337 Tag was made. Warlord doesn't know that. 322 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,943 Warlord didn't have a clue about the tag, but catches 323 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,944 The British Bulldog in mid-air. 324 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,445 Oh. 325 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,281 [Heenan] Two. 326 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,217 -[Roddy] Nope. -[Gorilla] No, he didn't get him. 327 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,519 [Heenan] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 328 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,920 Who's the legal man in there? 329 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,055 Two. 330 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,391 -[Roddy] British Bulldog. -[Gorilla] The Warlord and The Tornado-- 331 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,093 the tag was made to The British Bulldog. 332 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,194 Look out. 333 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,664 He's got him up with that powerslam. 334 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,967 -He nailed him. -[Roddy] Ooh. 335 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,038 -[Gorilla] But… -[crowd counting] 336 00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:07,973 [Roddy] It's already hell. 337 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,644 [Gorilla] Look at this. All kinds of action. 338 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,515 Dragon up on top, high crossbody. 339 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,250 -[Roddy] Come on, ref. -[Gorilla] Hooks the leg. 340 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,617 Forget about it. 341 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,319 -[bell ringing] -[Roddy] Oh, you got it, baby 342 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,887 Turn and burn! 343 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,091 [Heenan] You're only gonna see action like that 344 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,526 right here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 345 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,493 -[Howard] Here are your winners… -[Heenan] The best. 346 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,397 [Howard] …the team of the Dragon, The Texas Tornado, 347 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,401 and The British Bulldog. 348 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,437 [crowd cheering] 349 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,738 [theme music playing] 350 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,151 [Gorilla] Let's go back and take a look if we can 351 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,221 at some of the outstanding action in this one. 352 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,423 [Roddy] Well, check out the Dragon. 353 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:02,428 Look at this leap, 15 feet in the air, beautifully executed. 354 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,964 Hooking the leg. Look at Davey Boy. 355 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:08,000 We got a two, and baby, we be out of there. 356 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:09,702 Whoo! 357 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,305 -With me now, Intercontinental Champion… -[blows whistle] 358 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,872 Get it right, Mooney. 359 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:17,910 The greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, 360 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,346 history will be made tonight. 361 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,583 Excellence of execution versus perfection, 362 00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:27,118 Bret Hart versus Mr. Perfect. 363 00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:30,957 Well, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the Intercontinental belt says 364 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,791 "Wrestling Champion" on it. 365 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,228 And for you to be a champion, you have to be perfect. 366 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,631 You are excellent, but you're not perfect. 367 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,534 There's only one Mr. Perfect and you're looking at him. 368 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,935 Coming up, a battle for the Intercontinental title. 369 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,872 Let's go back to ringside. 370 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,007 [bell ringing] 371 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,275 [Howard] Ladies and gentlemen, 372 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,713 this contest is for the Intercontinental Championship 373 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,449 scheduled for one fall. 374 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,852 Coming down the aisle is the challenger, 375 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,387 from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 376 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,858 weighing 234 pounds, 377 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:10,096 Bret Hitman Hart. 378 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,099 [Gorilla] What a tremendous ovation for The Hitman. 379 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,034 They're on their feet here in the Garden. 380 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,371 [Roddy] Everybody here is thinking pink. 381 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,876 [Heenan] Well, that's the only ovation you're gonna hear for him because-- 382 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,579 [Gorilla] Oh, there's the parents right there, Brain, excuse me. 383 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,216 Stu and Helen Hart, the mom and dad of The Hitman. 384 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,684 [Roddy] Great rhythm. 385 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,153 You don't have to excuse yourself with Bobby when you cut him off. 386 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,521 He's used to it. 387 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,456 -[Gorilla] Okay. -[Roddy] He gets it all the time at all. 388 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,991 [Gorilla] Look at Hart. 389 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,493 ["Perfection" playing] 390 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,561 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. 391 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,731 -Here we go. -[Heenan] Isn't this a perfect entrance? 392 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,765 [Howard] And his opponent 393 00:17:46,831 --> 00:17:51,771 led down the aisle by Coach, weighing 257 pounds… 394 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,773 [Gorilla] Boy, does he look confident? 395 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,075 [Howard] …the Intercontinental Champion, 396 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,879 Mr. Perfect. 397 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,349 ["Perfection" playing] 398 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,818 [Roddy] Bobby, Bobby, you would know more 399 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,154 about Mr. Perfect than anybody. 400 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,490 What do you suppose he's thinking at this very moment? 401 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,459 What would his strategy be? 402 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,461 [Heenan] Well, it's very simple, Piper. 403 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,996 He doesn't have to beat Bret Hart. 404 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,299 Bret Hart has to beat him. 405 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:24,169 So all he's got to do is just let Bret Hart come in, 406 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,871 make a mistake, and it's all over. 407 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:31,377 [Roddy] Then in other words, your usual philosophy, run and hide. 408 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,513 [Heenan] Run, hide, and keep your title. 409 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,681 [Roddy] Yeah. 410 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,019 There's a little-- a little Bret Hart there. 411 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,654 [Heenan] Little Hitman. 412 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,290 [Gorilla] Very happy youngster there, 413 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,059 the recipient of those Hitman sunglasses. 414 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:51,831 [Roddy] And, of course, we have, uh, The Coach. 415 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,599 [bell ringing] 416 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,435 [Gorilla] Bell's gone. This one's underway. 417 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,004 All the marbles at stake here. 418 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,242 Take a look, jam-packed here in the Garden. 419 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,344 Twenty thousand plus on hand, 420 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:08,313 and who knows how many millions around the world 421 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,017 watching SummerSlam '91. 422 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,956 [Roddy] Both men being relatively cautious here. 423 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,124 Both excellent. 424 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,127 Neither one of them wanna make the least error. 425 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,696 Bret Hart loosening up, taking his time. 426 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,698 Both men looking where they are all the time. 427 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,903 [Gorilla] Well, one mistake could lead to the end, Hot Rod. 428 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,438 [Roddy] Very quickly with either one of these competitors. 429 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,974 [Heenan] Notice how they lock up? 430 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,243 [Gorilla] Nice shoulder block by The Hitman, 431 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,846 down quickly, and over the top goes Bret-- whoa. 432 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,615 [Roddy] Well, what about it, Bobby? 433 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,250 [Gorilla] He hip locked him right out of the ring. 434 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,686 [Heenan] I was gonna mention how aggressive they are. 435 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,087 They're not waiting back. 436 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:52,291 Perfect's got not only his title on the line, but his reputation. 437 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,226 [Roddy] Whoa. What? Bret Hart ain't got nothing on the line? 438 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,495 Bret Hart's got his whole career on this line. 439 00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:00,331 Let alone-- I don't know if I would like to fight in a building 440 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,635 if I knew my mom and pop were up there watching. 441 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,969 That would be hard for me. 442 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:08,428 [Gorilla] Flew in especially from Calgary, Alberta, Canada for this. 443 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,530 [Heenan] If your mom and pop were here, they wouldn't let anybody know 444 00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:12,178 -that you were their kid. -[Gorilla] Oh, look at this. 445 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,547 A crucifix, almost got him. 446 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,250 [Roddy] I'm not gonna kill you for that remark, Boobs. 447 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,053 I'm gonna let you live for another two-and-a-half hours. 448 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,457 [Heenan] I'm not say-- I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. 449 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,893 -[Gorilla] Will you stop? -[Heenan] I just heard that rumor. 450 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,962 I… It's nothing I came up with. 451 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,700 [Roddy] Gor, you don't expect me to sit here and take this, do you? 452 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,868 -[Gorilla] No. -[Heenan] You can leave. 453 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,736 [Gorilla] Just relax, Rod. I'll take care of him. 454 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,870 [Roddy] Okay. 455 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,907 [Gorilla] Handful of hair buys a little time here for Perfect, but… 456 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,610 -[Roddy] Whoa. -[Gorilla] Returning the favor. 457 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,113 [Heenan] You know, Piper used to come home from school 458 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:49,248 and find out that his parents had moved. 459 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,183 [Gorilla] Will you stop? 460 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,985 I'm not gonna tell you again, you'll be out of here. 461 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,887 [Heenan] I'm sorry. I apologize. Sheesh. 462 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,455 [Roddy] Somehow, I just don't believe you. 463 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,190 But I'm more into this match. 464 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:02,128 Look at, again, Bret Hart using his smarts. 465 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,062 [Heenan] No, he didn't. He used the hair. 466 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:06,999 [Gorilla] Oh, well, he was only returning the favor. 467 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,734 [Heenan] You can't… 468 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,569 What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 469 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:11,904 [Roddy] One hand washes the other. 470 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,639 Of course you wouldn't know about that, Boobs. 471 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,573 [Heenan] You can't pull Bret Hart's hair. 472 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,809 [Roddy] Why? 473 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,011 [Heenan] Because you'd get too many oil slicks on your hand. 474 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,046 [crowd chatter] 475 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,117 [Gorilla] Nice knee right into the midsection, 476 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,851 right in the breadbasket. 477 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,521 Irish whip by the Champ. 478 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,255 -[Heenan] Ring the bell. It's over. -[Gorilla] Clothesline. 479 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,258 He ducked under. High crossbody, sends him down. 480 00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:34,527 He doesn't hook the leg and can't hold him. Wow. 481 00:21:34,592 --> 00:21:36,861 Momentum just took The Hitman right out of there. 482 00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:37,929 [Roddy] Ooh. 483 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,899 [Gorilla] But he's right up with a vengeance. 484 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,701 Sunset from the outside. 485 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:43,903 [Roddy] No, no, no, no. 486 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,072 [Gorilla] And right back to that side headlock. 487 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:49,608 [Heenan] I'll tell you. I noticed something there. 488 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,878 Bret Hart went out on the floor, landed right next to The Coach. 489 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:56,615 Got up, got back in that ring, paid no attention to The Coach. 490 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,385 That shows you how he is geared for this match. 491 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,321 [Gorilla] You can only think about one thing, that's your opponent, 492 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,089 what's going on inside that squared circle. 493 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,424 [Heenan] That's the mark of a winner. 494 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,393 [Gorilla] You start worrying about somebody on the outside, 495 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:10,596 like you used to be, and forget about it. You're a loser. 496 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,130 [Heenan] Oh, you didn't have to worry about me. 497 00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:13,432 [Gorilla] Oh, no. 498 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,201 [Roddy] Hair, hair, referee. 499 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:20,472 [Gorilla] Both guys taking a lot of liberties here in this one. 500 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,041 They know how much is at stake. 501 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,742 [Roddy] Juggling for position, 502 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,544 trying to wear the other guy out with a-- ooh! 503 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,246 Oh, what a shot. 504 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,951 [Heenan] He'll be drinking soup for a week. 505 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,755 [Roddy] You ought to be used to the soup line by now, Bobby. It's been-- 506 00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,725 [Gorilla] Irish whip and-- oh, The Hitman caught the leg 507 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:44,797 as Perfect was a little bit slow bringing it up, takes him down now. 508 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,365 [crowd cheering] 509 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:49,134 [Roddy] Don't waste any time, Hitman. Go for it. 510 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,736 -[Heenan] He's wasting too much time. -[Roddy] I agree. 511 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,304 He should be going for it. 512 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,043 [Heenan] And not just a stomp, he should have hooked him into that Sharpshooter. 513 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,348 I think he knows that he's never gonna be able to put that on him. 514 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:06,418 [Roddy] No, no. I think that Hitman knows the timing for a Sharpshooter. 515 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,620 Oh. And he knew he didn't have more down. 516 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:13,425 [Gorilla] Oh. Beautiful kick-out and a scoop slam by Bret. 517 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:15,961 Another beautiful kick out by the Champ. 518 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,096 [Heenan] Whoa. 519 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:20,265 [Roddy] Oh, right on that elf's nose of Perfect's. 520 00:23:20,331 --> 00:23:21,367 [Heenan] Look out. 521 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,903 [Gorilla] Uppercut sends him over the top rope 522 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,671 and down to the concrete. 523 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,239 [Heenan] Take a count, take a count. 524 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,610 Take a nine-count. 525 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,245 Take your time. You're the champ. 526 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:36,615 [Gorilla] Both of these guys in tip-top physical condition. 527 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:40,052 [Roddy] Coach is doing a lot of blowing there with that whistle, 528 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,486 but he ain't saying a lot. 529 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,123 [Gorilla] You won't find either one of these guys runnin' out of gas. 530 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,659 [Roddy] Perfect is wanting to go back. 531 00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,495 [Heenan] That's all right. That's all right. 532 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,364 You don't lose the belt that way. It's all right. 533 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,700 [Gorilla] Oh, he might've hurt his back on that move. 534 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,170 [Gorilla] Whoa, Hitman's literally pulling him apart here, 535 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,240 got him back inside. 536 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,775 [Heenan] Does Hitman want it or does he want it bad? 537 00:24:03,841 --> 00:24:05,010 [Gorilla] He wants it. 538 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:09,281 He knows the title can only change hands on a pinfall or submission. 539 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:12,985 [Roddy] He needs to go now, though. He can quit stalling now. 540 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,453 Hit him. You got him down. 541 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,956 You got Perfect in the position you want him, 542 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,323 you must go after him. 543 00:24:18,389 --> 00:24:20,591 You cannot give him this opportunity to recover. 544 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:21,659 [Heenan] Come on, Coach. 545 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:25,831 [Gorilla] Concerned look on the face of Stu and Helen Hart as they watch. 546 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,367 [Heenan] You know why they're concerned? They snuck in. 547 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:31,035 -They're scared the usher will catch them. -[Gorilla] Will you be serious? 548 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,905 [Roddy] Stop it now, Bobby. 549 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:39,244 Don't you realize that Hitman's got his whole career on the line right now? 550 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,146 He's got everything to lose. 551 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,648 [Heenan] What about Perfect? 552 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,515 Don't you think Perfect has everything to lose? 553 00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:45,717 [Roddy] Yeah, but I want him to. 554 00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:48,553 [Gorilla] A shot right over the head of the referee 555 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,256 catches The Hitman right in the kisser. 556 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:55,194 [Roddy] Perfect's yellin' "Rape!" It ain't gonna help. 557 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,328 Ooh. 558 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:57,896 [Heenan] Come on. 559 00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,733 [Gorilla] That was about a 53-yard field goal right there. 560 00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:03,202 [Heenan] Come on, Coach, you gotta get Perfect motivated. 561 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:04,970 You gotta get him going. 562 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,806 [Roddy] First thing he should do is fire The Coach, I think. 563 00:25:07,872 --> 00:25:08,941 Oh! 564 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,610 [Gorilla] Another beautiful kick and outside to the concrete, 565 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,846 -goes The Hitman. -[whistle blowing] 566 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,514 [Heenan] He's right here on the floor by me. 567 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:17,049 [Gorilla] Those ribs are hurtin' right now. 568 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:19,150 [Heenan] He's having trouble breathing. I can hear him. 569 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,387 [Gorilla] Perfect comes right out after him. 570 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:24,156 Oh, reverse knife edge and a beauty. 571 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,290 [Roddy] Wow! 572 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:29,461 Once Perfect gets on a roll, he don't quit. 573 00:25:30,995 --> 00:25:33,732 [Heenan] Doesn't look like too much, uh, excellence of execution now. 574 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,869 [Gorilla] I guarantee they heard that at the top of the Empire State Building. 575 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,838 [Roddy] I tell you though, it looks like Perfect came in 576 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,875 a little heavier than he usually does for this contest. 577 00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:46,712 I think he trained heavy on the weights and heavy in the gym. 578 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,848 [Heenan] You know, no one's gonna win this match by default. 579 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:53,752 Whoever wins it is gonna have to win it with their own ability, 580 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:57,056 their own intestinal fortitude, and maybe even some blood. 581 00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:58,956 [Roddy] Well, what did you think, it was gonna be a lottery 582 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,225 and they're gonna a pick a ticket? 583 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,662 Of course their own intestinal fortitude, of course their own guts, 584 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:07,131 but Bret Hart right there is the kind of guy that can! 585 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,766 [Heenan] Of course, then again, so is Perfect. 586 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:12,870 [Gorilla] Hitman wide open on the apron and paid for it, 587 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:17,976 and onto-- and paid for it, right into the steel barricade. 588 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,879 -[crowd chattering] -[whistle blowing] 589 00:26:21,245 --> 00:26:23,649 [Roddy] I don't know. He's got hurt bad on that one. 590 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:27,019 Look at Perfect, getting his-- look at Perfect, catching his wind, 591 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,486 getting his composure. 592 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,189 [Gorilla] I think, Hot Rod, one of our international photographers 593 00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,457 saved him there. 594 00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:35,928 [Roddy] Well, it might've saved Bret, but it didn't save the photographer. 595 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,830 [Gorilla] No, the photographer is still down. 596 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,231 [crowd cheering] 597 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,733 [Gorilla] And look at this. It's retaliation time… 598 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:42,835 [Roddy] Amazing! 599 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,270 [Gorilla] …by The Hitman, though a reversal by Perfect. 600 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,807 Look out. Slides over the back, reverse sunset. 601 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,309 [Heenan] No, no, no, no. 602 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,811 [Gorilla] Oh, was that close. 603 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,746 [Roddy] Perfect fast to get on the offense again. 604 00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:56,881 -Perfect-- -[Heenan] But he knows-- 605 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,149 -Go ahead, go ahead. -[Roddy] Thank you. 606 00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:01,820 Perfect fast to dominate, Perfect fast to know where he is. 607 00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,222 [Heenan] Now, I'll talk. 608 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:07,426 Perfect-- he knew, he-- that is a mark of a champion. 609 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,494 -He never-- -[Roddy] What was that? 610 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,794 -[Heenan] What? -[Roddy] You're stuttering. 611 00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:12,063 -You're not nervous for Perfect, are you? -[Heenan] Well, of course, I am. 612 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,533 -[Gorilla] You don't manage him anymore. -[Heenan] The man's a good friend of mine. 613 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,601 [Roddy] You wouldn't have bet a little money on Perfect, would you, 614 00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:18,504 -or have an inside interest? -[Heenan] I never bet. 615 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,606 -[Roddy] Yeah. -[Heenan] I don't like to lose. 616 00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:22,307 [Roddy] Oh! 617 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,275 [Gorilla] Another beautiful reverse knife edge 618 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,512 by the Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Perfect. 619 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,647 [Roddy] You must not like yourself too much, Boobs, 620 00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:30,682 'cause I've seen you lose a lot. 621 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,519 [Gorilla] Tried for a snapmare out of the corner there, couldn't get it. 622 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,387 -Oh. -[Roddy] Whoa! 623 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,554 [Gorilla] Oh. 624 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:39,091 [Roddy] I'm telling you, that moved the actual ring. 625 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:43,128 The actual ring in the building moved when Hitman hit that turnbuckle. 626 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:44,696 [Heenan] Every eye in this… 627 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:46,465 [Gorilla] Could be all over right here-- no. 628 00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:49,568 [Heenan] Look at this. Every eye in Madison Square Garden here 629 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:51,336 is trained right in this ring. 630 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,572 No one's going out for a popcorn, no one's getting autographs. 631 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,141 [Gorilla] Oh, snap neckbreaker. 632 00:27:57,208 --> 00:28:00,611 [Roddy] Point of interest, when Perfect really gets on a roll, 633 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:03,447 when Perfect is doing his most damage-- oh, a three. 634 00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:06,185 I thought he had a three. He starts with that neck. 635 00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,887 [Heenan] This is the beginning of the end for The Hitman. 636 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,923 -[Roddy] Could be true. -[Heenan] Perfect's in command. 637 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,958 I know that look. I know the way he operates. 638 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,394 He's toying with him right now. 639 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,829 [Roddy] That look, he looks like the Wicked Witch of the West, man. 640 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:18,996 Look at that hair. 641 00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,765 [Gorilla] I think he missed the boat myself. 642 00:28:20,831 --> 00:28:23,268 I think he should've gone for the Perfect-Plex right there. 643 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,103 [Roddy] Oh, but judging by the gut, he caught the bananas. 644 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:28,807 [Gorilla] Dropkick and a beauty 645 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,610 sends The Hitman out to the concrete once again. 646 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,213 [Roddy] Hitman really taking a lot of punishment. 647 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:38,149 [Gorilla] What a matchup, what a tribute to the athletes 648 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:42,721 here in the World Wrestling Entertainment to have two guys of this caliber 649 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:45,890 doing what they're doing here in Madison Square Garden. 650 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,393 [Heenan] Perfect, you can't let him get his wind. 651 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:51,062 You can't let him walk. There you go. Go after him. 652 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:53,298 [Roddy] I gotta-- I gotta give credit where credit's due. 653 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,867 [Gorilla] We got one coach out there and we got one sitting here. 654 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:59,271 [Roddy] You know-- and you know what bothers me is he's right about that. 655 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:03,408 That is exactly what Perfect needed to do and that's just what he's doing. 656 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:04,909 [Heenan] See, I'm a broadcast journalist. 657 00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,611 I have a right to my opinion. 658 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,281 I can cheer who-- for whoever I want. 659 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,116 [Roddy] It's about the words there, Boobs. 660 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:14,151 Try to get the-- try to get the toilet paper out of your mouth. 661 00:29:14,218 --> 00:29:15,853 Oh! Come on, Hitman. 662 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,723 [Gorilla] Perfect took an awful long time. Look at, 663 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:21,560 they're both trying to get up there, both jacking for a position in the corner, 664 00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:24,696 on the second turnbuckle, both on the outside. 665 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,932 -Who's gonna get the upper hand here? -[Heenan] Wow. 666 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,332 [crowd chattering] 667 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:33,170 [Roddy] Both men-- both men's head are spinning. 668 00:29:33,237 --> 00:29:35,540 -He's got the cover. -[Heenan] Perfect! Oh! 669 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,175 [Gorilla] He's got his arm on the bottom rope. 670 00:29:37,242 --> 00:29:40,145 [Roddy] Perfect trying to get the cover any way he could. 671 00:29:40,611 --> 00:29:42,981 [Heenan] Don't do that, Perfect. Don't touch that ref. 672 00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:45,384 [Gorilla] Why? A disqualification will save this title. 673 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:48,086 -[Heenan] Okay, then nail him. -[Gorilla] Oh, sure. 674 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,657 [Heenan] Drop him like a bad habit. 675 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:53,759 [Gorilla] Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. 676 00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:55,494 -Is that your motto? -[Heenan] And never get caught. 677 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,331 [Roddy] Perfect-- I don't know that Perfect should be taking these liberties. 678 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:03,235 If he's that strong, he should go for the pin while he can. 679 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,372 Perfect, obviously wanting to humiliate Hart, 680 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:12,244 obviously wanting to humiliate him in front of his mother, his father, 681 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,312 and all the wrestling fans of the WWE. 682 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,180 [Heenan] You see, he knows he can beat him. 683 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,549 It's just a matter of time. 684 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:20,584 But to have the fun and the enjoyment of humiliating him, 685 00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:22,120 that's what Perfect is all about. 686 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:24,121 [Gorilla] Yeah. Well, to me, that's a big mistake. 687 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:26,257 Any time you got a chance to beat somebody, 688 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:27,525 you go ahead and beat him 689 00:30:27,591 --> 00:30:30,661 because it could turn around to haunt you for the rest of your life. 690 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:35,033 [Heenan] You're right, if you're not Perfect. 691 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,368 [Roddy] Oh! 692 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:37,636 -[Heenan] Good night! -[Gorilla] Sleeper. 693 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:41,173 -[Heenan] Good night. -[Roddy] Sunk in to that sleeper deep. 694 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:45,444 [Heenan] Well, Stu Hart and Helen Hart, get the jammies up 695 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,111 'cause sonny is going to bed. 696 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:53,185 [Gorilla] Hitman in a whole lot of trouble in this one. 697 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:56,187 [Roddy] Perfect should try to get the shoulders to the mat, 698 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,725 so either he can get a count or Bret Hart will pass out, 699 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,026 but he should try to get it over if he can. 700 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,197 All right, Bret! 701 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,165 [Heenan] Cinch up, cinch up! 702 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:10,001 [Gorilla] He doesn't have that left arm 703 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,971 and he doesn't have that applied perfectly, Brain. 704 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,607 [Roddy] Come on, Hart! 705 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:19,010 [Heenan] Well, this match is taking a lot out of both of 'em. 706 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:22,848 [Gorilla] Three shots in the breadbasket and look at this, another crucifix move. 707 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:24,014 [Roddy] Oh! 708 00:31:24,081 --> 00:31:27,452 [Heenan] Oh, perfect. Absolutely perfect, that one. 709 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,620 -[Roddy] All right! -[Heenan] Oh, come on. 710 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,492 [Roddy] All right! Come on, get some heart into it. 711 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:38,029 [Heenan] Maybe some of the worst officiating I've ever seen, baloney. 712 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:40,932 [crowd cheering] 713 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,905 [Gorilla] Intercontinental title belt on the line, 714 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:49,006 the drama keeps building and building. 715 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,408 -[Roddy] Oh. -[Gorilla] Oh. 716 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:53,344 That could be the climax blow right there. 717 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,613 -Hitman down and out, hooks the leg. -[Roddy] Kick out, kick out! 718 00:31:55,679 --> 00:31:56,782 -[Gorilla] No. -[Roddy] Yes. 719 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:57,849 [Gorilla] He couldn't get him. 720 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:02,087 -[Heenan] The tension. -[Roddy] Perfect looking frustrated. 721 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:05,090 [Heenan] Hart wants it bad, Perfect wants to keep it, 722 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,757 mom and daddy here, 723 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:10,227 millions and millions of people all over the world watching. 724 00:32:10,294 --> 00:32:12,264 There's nothing like WWE action. 725 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:17,235 [Roddy] Both men taking it to the limit. 726 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,703 [Gorilla] Here it comes now. 727 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,173 Perhaps we'll see that Perfect-Plex. 728 00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:23,073 He's got him set up for it. 729 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,378 [Heenan] Perfect will be in the showers in ten minutes. 730 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:27,946 [Roddy] Oh, no, no. 731 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,282 [Heenan] Has he got the fingers locked? 732 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:33,217 -[Gorilla] No, he kicked out. -[Roddy] I can't believe it! 733 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,086 [Heenan] Nobody's ever kicked out of that. 734 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:36,721 [Roddy] He kicked out. 735 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:41,193 Come on, Bret! Muster all the guts you got in your body! 736 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,428 [Heenan] Nobody has ever kicked out of the Perfect-Plex. 737 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,497 [Gorilla] Look at The Coach. He's all bent out of shape. 738 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,667 He had those fingers locked. 739 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:53,138 But I think, already, too much has been taken out of Mr. Perfect. 740 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,408 And The Hitman now going to work on the breadbasket. 741 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,213 -[Roddy] Oh! -[Gorilla] Inverted atomic drop. 742 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,347 He nailed him. 743 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,882 [Heenan] Bret Hart kicking out of the Perfect-Plex, 744 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,586 that might have demoralized Mr. Perfect. 745 00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,454 I don't like that. 746 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:13,358 [Gorilla] Certainly would've demoralized you. 747 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,661 [Roddy] Take it to him, Bret! 748 00:33:17,728 --> 00:33:19,264 [crowd cheering] 749 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:25,337 [Roddy] Oh, the Vienna Boys' Choir. Here we come. 750 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,940 [Gorilla] Perfect in a whole lot of trouble 751 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:34,646 and The Hitman gaining confidence with each second that goes by. 752 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:40,351 Suplex city comin' up, beautifully executed. 753 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,353 [Roddy] One, two, three-- oh. 754 00:33:42,419 --> 00:33:44,188 -[Heenan] He got-- he got out. -[Roddy] On three. 755 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:46,925 [Gorilla] Actually a two-count. 756 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,959 [Heenan] That's why he's the Intercontinental Champion. 757 00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,262 [Roddy] I thought he had him. 758 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:53,764 [Gorilla] What a classic confrontation. 759 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:55,966 Small package. 760 00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,369 [crowd] One, two… 761 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:01,505 [Roddy] Come on, Bret, don't stop that rally! 762 00:34:02,439 --> 00:34:03,841 -[Gorilla] Give a lot… -[Heenan] Hart smells… 763 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,476 [Gorilla] …of credit to Mr. Perfect here. 764 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:07,312 [Heenan] But Hart smells victory. 765 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,147 -[Gorilla] Neckbreaker. -[Heenan] He's trying everything. 766 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,317 -[whistle blowing] -[crowd] One, two… 767 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,284 [Roddy] Oh! 768 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:14,953 [Heenan] No, no, no, no, no, he didn't get it. 769 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,389 -[Gorilla] Put a nice series… -[Roddy] Come on, Bret! 770 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:22,027 [Gorilla] …of moves together, but very nonchalant on all the covers. 771 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,462 Can't do that to the champion. 772 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,331 Oh, well-executed backbreaker. 773 00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:34,105 What a classic confrontation between these two superstars 774 00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,040 here in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 775 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:38,643 [Roddy] Cover, cover, two. 776 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,578 [Heenan] No, no, no, no. 777 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:45,549 [Roddy] Bret, concentrate on the match, concentrate on the match! 778 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:48,920 -Forget the official, Bret. -[Heenan] My, god, I thought he had him. 779 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:52,156 [Gorilla] Look at Perfect seizing the opportunity. 780 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:53,725 -[Roddy] Not like this. -[Gorilla] Rolls him up. 781 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:55,726 Oh, couldn't get him either. 782 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:58,196 -[Roddy] Look at that. -[Heenan] I can't-- I can't believe it. 783 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:04,069 Coach racing around to the other side of the ring to aid assistance, 784 00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:06,471 but look out, Hitman is already there. 785 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:07,606 Oh. 786 00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:10,976 [Heenan] I have never seen a match go one way then the other, 787 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,611 back and forth so many times. 788 00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:14,546 [Roddy] They must watch the count. 789 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,848 If men get counted out, there will be no title change. 790 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,118 Hart must watch the count carefully. 791 00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:22,587 [Heenan] But Hitman is aware of the count because as you notice, 792 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,656 he threw Mr. Perfect in first. 793 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:25,957 He didn't try to get in. 794 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,660 [Gorilla] Look at Perfect. He looks like he's looking for a way out. 795 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:29,861 [Roddy] Oh! 796 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:33,365 Hart going to another portion of the body now, interesting, 797 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:37,134 going-- maybe setting up for the Sharpshooter. 798 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:40,872 [Heenan] How much time do we have? Are we close to the time limit? 799 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,507 [Gorilla] Absolutely not. 800 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,711 [Heenan] I don't see how they can go much longer at this pace. 801 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,313 [Gorilla] Oh, look at this! 802 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,016 He's got it halfway on. 803 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,817 -The Coach is up on the apron. -[Roddy] Oh! 804 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,886 [Gorilla] And there goes The Coach. 805 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,087 -[Heenan] He hit a man with glasses! -[Roddy] No, no. 806 00:35:57,154 --> 00:35:58,390 Don't get down, Bret! 807 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:01,192 -[Gorilla] Oh. -[Roddy] Oh. 808 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:02,827 No, not like this. 809 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,897 [Heenan] He hit The Coach, a man wearing glasses. 810 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:09,100 -I can't believe this. -[Roddy] Cheap shot by Perfect. 811 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:13,805 [Gorilla] Coach had no business on the apron, interfering… 812 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,106 [Heenan] He didn't interfere. 813 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:19,144 [Gorilla] …as just-- The Hitman was just about to slap on that Sharpshooter 814 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,679 and The Coach knew it. 815 00:36:21,578 --> 00:36:24,249 [Heenan] Perfect is pulling out all stops now. 816 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,383 Knock it off. 817 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,087 [Gorilla] Momentarily, Coach has saved the day. 818 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:31,221 [crowd chanting] Let's go, Bret. 819 00:36:31,288 --> 00:36:34,826 [Gorilla] Listen to this chant here by this capacity crowd. 820 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,362 [Heenan] I can't hear. What are they chanting? 821 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:38,663 [Gorilla] "Let's go, Bret." 822 00:36:39,663 --> 00:36:41,232 [Heenan] It's deafening in here. 823 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,636 I believe The Coach has a broken nose. 824 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,770 [Roddy] Good. 825 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,940 [Gorilla] Nice block there, that move. 826 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,877 Oh, he's got that hold half applied on the canvas. 827 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,312 He's turning him over. 828 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,380 [Roddy] Beautiful counter. 829 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,981 -[Heenan] The Sharpshooter! -[Gorilla] He's got it! 830 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,450 -[bell ringing] -[Roddy] He's got it! 831 00:36:58,516 --> 00:36:59,817 [Heenan] No, no, no. 832 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,921 -[Gorilla] We got a new champion. -[Roddy] We got a new champion! 833 00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:04,089 [Heenan] No. 834 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,524 [Roddy] All right! 835 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,660 [Howard] The winner of this match 836 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:14,199 and new Intercontinental Champion, 837 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:17,634 Bret Hitman Hart. 838 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:20,171 -["Hart Beat" playing] -[crowd cheering] 839 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,507 [Gorilla] The new Intercontinental Champion, 840 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,142 Bret "The Hitman" Hart. 841 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:26,810 [Roddy] Tear him up, Bret! Tear him up, man! 842 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:30,115 [Gorilla] Look at Perfect, he's hurt. He wants out of there. 843 00:37:31,982 --> 00:37:34,685 [Roddy] We got us a new champion! 844 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,054 ["Hart Beat" playing] 845 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,388 [crowd cheering] 846 00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:39,124 [Gorilla] And he deserves it. 847 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,926 This place is going bananas. 848 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:44,828 [Heenan] Well, I'll tell you something. 849 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,297 [Roddy] Look at-- at Hart. 850 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,466 [Heenan] He fought for it. 851 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,769 [Roddy] All right! 852 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:55,140 [Heenan] That was a beautiful move he used. 853 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,547 [Gorilla] Everyone going crazy here. 854 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:03,714 They love it. 855 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,084 We've got ourselves a new 856 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:10,087 World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champ. 857 00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:11,756 Hey, let's go to Alfred. 858 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:13,357 [Alfred] Thank you, Gorilla. 859 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,293 I'm standing here with Stu Hart, 860 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,096 who is the father of the newly-crowned champion. 861 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,131 He's absolutely caught with excitement. 862 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:23,301 Excuse me, Mr. Hart. Can I have a word with you? 863 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:27,172 Well, here is the champion himself being hugged by his father. 864 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,574 This is a highly emotional scene. 865 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,410 Look at Stu Hart, he's practically close to tears. 866 00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:35,380 Stu, tell us exactly what you think about your son? 867 00:38:35,712 --> 00:38:37,982 -He's wonderful and-- -Well, there you go. 868 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:41,286 He's a little bit speechless and almost out of words. 869 00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,922 This is a tremendous victory for the Hart family, 870 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,490 everybody around here. 871 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:48,359 Gorilla, it's back to you at ringside. 872 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:52,730 [Gorilla] Tears in the eyes of Mom and Dad Hart. 873 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:56,734 Well, if you think things are hot here in Madison Square Garden, 874 00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:59,871 wait 'til the Hot Ticket, it's this October. 875 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,138 It's really hot. 876 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,708 [announcer] It's the hottest ticket in town. 877 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:08,779 And this October, Hot Ticket presents Hulk Hogan: A Real American Story, 878 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,615 exclusively on pay-per-view. 879 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,116 It's an inside look at the spectacular career 880 00:39:13,183 --> 00:39:17,188 of the World Wrestling Entertainment's most popular superstar, Hulk Hogan. 881 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:20,191 Relive the excitement as the phenomenon known as Hulkamania 882 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,660 grew to almost mythical proportions. 883 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:26,531 Hey, Hulksters, this is one Hot Ticket you don't wanna miss. 884 00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:28,866 [announcer] Hulk Hogan: A Real American Story, 885 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:31,435 this October, exclusively on pay-per-view. 886 00:39:31,935 --> 00:39:34,505 [Gorilla] Boy, you certainly won't wanna miss that. 887 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:37,408 Everything you ever wanted to know about the-- 888 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:42,180 shall we say enchanting career, Brain, of The Hulkster? 889 00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:45,917 -[Heenan] There may be more titles to-- -[Gorilla] October will be hot, indeed. 890 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:49,587 Right now, let's take it to our other colleague, "Mean" Gene. 891 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,890 All right. Thank you, folks. 892 00:39:51,955 --> 00:39:55,326 Moments from now, The Natural Disasters are gonna be meeting these two men, 893 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,795 Luke and Butch, The Bushwhackers. 894 00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:00,231 And in their corner, this man, 895 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,333 "The Eighth Wonder of the World" André the Giant. 896 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,969 André, I recall a few months back, 897 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,971 during an interview I was conducting with you, 898 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,408 Jimmy Hart had led us to believe that he was gonna be your manager, 899 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:14,145 but here's what took place at the conclusion of that interview. 900 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,382 Don't call me a liar. 901 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,451 Don't call me a liar, okay? Don't ever call me a liar. 902 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,886 [commentator] Jimmy Hart called André the Giant a liar. 903 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,721 He was like-- wait a minute. 904 00:40:24,788 --> 00:40:27,191 The Earthquake just clipped André the Giant. 905 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,594 He took his knee right out from under him. 906 00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:34,464 André the Giant, over 500 pounds, down on the canvas, 907 00:40:34,531 --> 00:40:38,303 The Earthquake blindsiding André the Giant. 908 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,372 [Gene] Well, André the Giant, what a-- 909 00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:43,408 Oh, Cousin Luke, are you ready? 910 00:40:43,473 --> 00:40:45,343 -Boy, am I ready! -Oh, boy! 911 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,812 In a few minutes, we get to crush that Earthquake 912 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:50,781 and we're gonna wipe that Typhoon all over the ring. 913 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:52,049 That's right, Cousin Butch. 914 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,520 And we're gonna lick those Natural Disasters all over the place. 915 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:58,723 And when we're finish licking them, and when we're finish eating them, 916 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,826 oh, boy, we're gonna feed them to you, André. 917 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,662 And that will be my chance to get even. 918 00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:05,997 [both cheer] 919 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,866 All right, let's get back to you, Gorilla. [chuckles] 920 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:10,067 -[bell ringing] -[Gorilla] Bushwhackers, 921 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,803 along with André the Giant, 922 00:41:11,868 --> 00:41:13,304 ready for this one. 923 00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:15,640 A lot of scores to be settled. 924 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:16,708 [Howard] …for one fall. 925 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:18,843 [Gorilla] They'll have their hands full, Brain, 926 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,612 I'm afraid with The Natural Disasters. 927 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,913 [Heenan] You bet. 928 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:26,884 I don't think André's gonna be much help, but I don't trust André. 929 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,520 He's gonna get involved one way or the other. 930 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,757 [Roddy] You don't trust André? There's a switch up. 931 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,525 Bobby doesn't trust somebody. 932 00:41:35,593 --> 00:41:38,962 The maker or the originator of the three-dollar bill over here. 933 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:40,865 [Heenan] There are a lot of people I don't trust, Piper, 934 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:43,000 and you're pretty close to the top of that list. 935 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,471 [Roddy] And you know what? You're a good judge of character. 936 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,909 [Gorilla] Take a look at those two hulks of humanity. 937 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:55,246 [Roddy] That's-- that is living proof that Chernobyl happened. 938 00:41:56,279 --> 00:41:58,549 -["Walkabout" playing] -[Heenan] Close to half a ton. 939 00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:02,053 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. Look at, they're on their feet here in The Garden. 940 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:05,522 [Howard] And their opponents, to be accompanied to the ring 941 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:08,826 by "The Eighth Wonder of the World," 942 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,662 André the Giant, 943 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:13,064 from New Zealand, 944 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:17,769 at a total combined weight of 499 pounds, 945 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:22,973 Luke, Butch, The Bushwhackers. 946 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,009 [Roddy] You gotta love 'em. 947 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:30,348 [Gorilla] André still on those crutches. 948 00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:33,718 [Roddy] Oh, no! Get away from here. 949 00:42:34,484 --> 00:42:37,622 If you're gonna lick somebody, lick the blonde-haired guy 950 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:38,923 with the black roots. 951 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,792 -[Heenan] I beg your pardon? -[Roddy] Oh, sorry. 952 00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:43,861 [Heenan] Is there a guy sitting around me with dark roots? 953 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,864 [Roddy] Well, it ain't-- it ain't Gorilla. 954 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,837 [Gorilla] Bushwhackers have been enjoying a lot of success here in the WWE 955 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:58,009 just licking and whacking their way through everything, Hot Rod. 956 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,877 [Roddy] I can't help but love these guys. 957 00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,747 There's a taste of sour mead in the air, 958 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,415 but you can't help but love 'em. 959 00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:07,685 But you gotta think, how much of an equalizer 960 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,720 is André gonna be in this. 961 00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:12,790 Good look at him there. 962 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:16,194 [Gorilla] Well, you know Hot Rod, I saw André's leg. 963 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,096 It is ugly. 964 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:19,797 -[Heenan] Ugly. Ugly… -[Gorilla] Very. 965 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,098 [Heenan] …really doesn't describe it. 966 00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:25,368 [Roddy] And what we're working with here is half a ton of beef in the other corner. 967 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:28,638 How fast can André move to make the equalizer, 968 00:43:28,705 --> 00:43:30,842 to make sure that everything's on the up and up? 969 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:34,745 Can André keep the referee off? There's a lot of ifs in this match. 970 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,115 [crowd cheering] 971 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:41,285 [Roddy] However, a legend, and this just came to me, 972 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,087 can be a great equalizer. 973 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,355 [Heenan] Where does that stuff come from? 974 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,957 [Gorilla] Poof, I just picked it out of the air. 975 00:43:46,022 --> 00:43:47,825 [crowd cheering and booing] 976 00:43:47,892 --> 00:43:49,292 Let's get him on a-- 977 00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:51,229 [Roddy] Kind of like you pick flies. 978 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:54,232 [Gorilla] Pointing a finger at André, Bushwhackers… 979 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,600 -[bell ringing] -…take advantage of the situation. 980 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,708 André just about mobile. 981 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:07,044 [Roddy] Now Bobsey-- I said Bobsey. 982 00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:10,882 If you are managing The Bushwhackers, Bobsey… 983 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:11,949 [Heenan] Yes. 984 00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:16,587 [Roddy] …with André and you had half a ton of beef, it is an offset match, 985 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,123 what kind of strategy would you give The Bushwhackers? 986 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,893 [Heenan] Well, if I was managing The Bushwhackers, I'd commit suicide. 987 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,327 -[Gorilla] Oh, please. -[Roddy] Hey, listen. 988 00:44:23,426 --> 00:44:24,929 Do you think we can get you the gig? 989 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:28,633 [chuckles] I mean, at least maybe we get you a job in Russian parliament. 990 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,868 -[Heenan] Hey, I could handle… -[Roddy] Any way we can get it done, 991 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,403 -you know. -[Heenan] I could handle their problems. 992 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,806 But I'll tell you, the secret to beating The Natural Disasters, 993 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:39,343 two ways, you get them down or you don't show up. 994 00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:40,545 [Roddy] Good points. 995 00:44:40,645 --> 00:44:42,480 [Heenan] Because you're not gonna stand up and fight them. 996 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,781 Over a half a ton in there. 997 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,951 [Roddy] You got a point, Boobs. 998 00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:48,386 [Heenan] I do? 999 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,922 -[Roddy] Well, uh, kind of. -[Gorilla] Look at this. 1000 00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:53,524 You really don't know when you do and when you don't, do you? 1001 00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:55,026 [Heenan] I just wanted to check his answer. 1002 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,562 -[Roddy] Oh. Look. [laughs] -[crowd chatter] 1003 00:44:58,895 --> 00:45:00,498 [Roddy] Take a hunk out! 1004 00:45:00,765 --> 00:45:03,634 [Gorilla] It's late lunch time here in The Big Apple. 1005 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,737 They don't let Butch in London because he's too much pit bull. 1006 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,071 [Heenan] Whoa! 1007 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,877 [Gorilla] Earthquake just nailed his own partner. 1008 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:18,149 Look at this, double slingshot on the Typhoon, yes. 1009 00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:20,585 [Roddy] Tons of fun! 1010 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:21,886 [Heenan] I'll tell you one thing. 1011 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:24,821 The Bushwhackers don't seem to be concerned with how big they are. 1012 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,057 They're taking the fight to them. 1013 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:27,991 [Gorilla] The battering ram. 1014 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:29,192 [Roddy] They got them like… 1015 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:32,395 [Gorilla] Double clothesline, and Earthquake goes down! 1016 00:45:32,462 --> 00:45:33,464 [crowd cheering] 1017 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,533 [Roddy laughs] They're falling like flies around a no-pest strip! 1018 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,035 [Heenan] I never thought I'd see this. 1019 00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:40,203 The Bushwhackers stomping around the ring 1020 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:43,406 and The Natural Disasters out on the floor. 1021 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,944 [Gorilla] And André loving every moment of it. 1022 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,946 [Roddy] And you know, The Natural Disasters, 1023 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,616 they may have the weight, 1024 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:55,786 but The Bushwhackers, they're Americana inside. 1025 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,654 They got the heart. 1026 00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:59,323 [crowd chatter] 1027 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:05,962 [Gorilla] Yeah, but it only takes a couple of shots like that, Rod… 1028 00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:07,832 [Roddy] But their back ain't so good right now. 1029 00:46:07,897 --> 00:46:10,268 [Gorilla] …to turn to tide immediately. Look out. 1030 00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:13,104 [Heenan] You know what? Butch, Luke, and André in there, 1031 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,673 which one is Larry, Darryl, and Darryl? 1032 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,008 [Gorilla] What? 1033 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,477 Will you be serious? 1034 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:21,011 [Heenan] I get confused. 1035 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:24,115 [Roddy] Uh, yeah, you've been confused as long as I've known you. 1036 00:46:25,883 --> 00:46:28,286 [Gorilla] Snapmare by the big guy. 1037 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:29,687 [Roddy] Ring the bell. It's over. 1038 00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:32,022 -Just a matter of time. -[Gorilla] It is not. 1039 00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:35,393 -[Roddy] Oh! -[Gorilla] Oh, boy. 1040 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:38,062 He took a whole lot of time to do that. 1041 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:42,066 [Roddy] I think The Bushwhackers may be playing a little possum here 1042 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:45,903 as part of their battle plan because they set up The Natural Disasters 1043 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:49,240 -a couple of times tremendously. -[Jimmy Hart repeatedly] Pull him back! 1044 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,908 [Roddy] They know the tag, Butch knows he's in trouble. 1045 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,711 [Jimmy Hart] Get him! Get him! 1046 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,346 [Heenan] Nobody's back can take that much punishment. 1047 00:46:56,413 --> 00:47:00,051 [Gorilla] Listen to that little runt screaming instructions. 1048 00:47:00,116 --> 00:47:02,252 [Heenan] Wouldn't you just like to slap him or… 1049 00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:03,754 -[Gorilla] Ah. -[Heenan] Just one time. 1050 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,723 [Roddy laughs] That's all it'll take. 1051 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,526 And credit where credit's due. 1052 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,796 You know, you can say what you want to about The Natural Disasters, 1053 00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:14,632 but Earthquake, I don't care, 1054 00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:16,701 he's one strong man. 1055 00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,435 I have seen him in the gym. 1056 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,971 Typhoon, check him out right now. 1057 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,740 -Look at this. -[Gorilla] Oh! 1058 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:24,674 [Roddy] Imagine the weight behind that. 1059 00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:27,578 We're talking balloon payment there, baby. 1060 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:28,746 Come on. 1061 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:30,080 [Gorilla] What did André say? 1062 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:31,482 [Heenan] Just a moment, thank you very much. 1063 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:35,586 Um, I just got word that Hulk Hogan is in Madison Square Garden now. 1064 00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:37,421 He's in his dressing room. 1065 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,857 And I'm gonna get up from my announce position here 1066 00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:42,426 and I'm gonna go to his dressing room. 1067 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:46,497 And I am gonna play, "Put up or shut up," 1068 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,833 and let's see what kind of a man Hogan is. 1069 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,067 He's trapped now 1070 00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:53,069 and I'm going to go and embarrass him right now. 1071 00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:54,238 [Gorilla] Are you leaving? 1072 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,272 That's the best news I've heard all night. 1073 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:58,942 [Roddy] Truly, but I-- what do you mean put up or shut up? 1074 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,111 [Gorilla] He's crazy, you know that? 1075 00:48:00,176 --> 00:48:02,513 -[Roddy] But he's leaving though. -[Gorilla] He is. 1076 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:05,850 [Roddy] Look at-- look at Butch. Butch is in trouble! 1077 00:48:05,982 --> 00:48:07,451 [Gorilla] I hope he has a nice trip. 1078 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,524 Bear hug by the big guy. 1079 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:17,261 Get out any way you can. 1080 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:20,731 [Roddy] And look at the technique, you gotta give Earthquake credit. 1081 00:48:20,798 --> 00:48:23,234 He was dropping elbows to the back. 1082 00:48:23,299 --> 00:48:26,103 First thing he did, bear hug to the back. 1083 00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:29,707 Let's see if Typhoon follows up on the punishment to the back. 1084 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,277 [yells] 1085 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,279 [Roddy] Elbow lands on the back. 1086 00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:37,415 It counts. Two-- 1087 00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:39,683 -All right, Cousin Luke. -[Gorilla] Save made. 1088 00:48:40,683 --> 00:48:42,586 [Jimmy Hart] Come on now. Come on, baby. You got him. 1089 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,020 -[Roddy] Come on… -[Gorilla] You know, Hot Rod, 1090 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,823 it's obvious to me The Bushwhackers 1091 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:47,725 don't have enough in their arsenal 1092 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:50,428 to really put a hurt on The Disasters. 1093 00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:54,432 [Roddy] Well, I think what they need to do is they need to go for the wheels. 1094 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:57,734 They need to get the pins, the legs out from under them. 1095 00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,569 If they got a mass like that, 1096 00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:01,906 if they don't have the legs, they cannot stand up. 1097 00:49:01,971 --> 00:49:03,207 [Gorilla] What-- is this guy sick? 1098 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,277 Just walking out of this international broadcast, 1099 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:07,877 just throwing his headset down, 1100 00:49:07,944 --> 00:49:10,915 and get up, and walk out of Madison Square Garden here. 1101 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:14,317 Why? Because he found out that the Hulk is in his dressing room? 1102 00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:15,886 [Roddy] Like this is news. 1103 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,421 Of course he's in his dressing room. 1104 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,923 Yes, he is sick, Boobs. 1105 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:21,091 [Gorilla] You don't know what's going through that sick mind of his. 1106 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:22,460 [Roddy] Ha! And I don't want to. 1107 00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:23,661 The Bushwhackers! 1108 00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:25,729 [Gorilla] Oh, look out, battering ram. 1109 00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:29,767 Nails him, but didn't send him down. 1110 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:33,370 Another one nails Typhoon, but he doesn't go down. 1111 00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:37,641 Oh, that will knock one of them down and maybe both of them. 1112 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:42,212 Whoa, André stuck that crutch right in his kisser. 1113 00:49:43,279 --> 00:49:45,583 -It was close. -[Roddy] There's that old philosophy, 1114 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:48,051 "The bigger they are, the harder they fall," 1115 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,120 but they don't fall that often. 1116 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:52,455 [Gorilla] Hey, as long as they don't fall on top of you. 1117 00:49:52,522 --> 00:49:54,225 [Roddy] Agreed. Come one, Luke. 1118 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,194 Twist, we're talking Oreo. 1119 00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:01,765 [Gorilla] Now they make a tag, huh? 1120 00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:06,537 [Roddy] Bushwhackers are gonna have to start moving 1121 00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:08,606 or start talking to André, one of the two. 1122 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:09,973 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. Look out. 1123 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,040 [Roddy] Oh, no. 1124 00:50:11,107 --> 00:50:13,377 [Gorilla] Perhaps the beginning of the end 1125 00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:16,080 for The Bushwhackers. 1126 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:18,348 -Earthquake coming. -[Roddy] No! 1127 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,183 -[Roddy] Wow! -[Gorilla] Oh, nailed him. 1128 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,719 Forget about it. 1129 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,153 -[Roddy] Wow! -[bell ringing] 1130 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:25,154 [Gorilla] Nobody's gonna survive that. 1131 00:50:25,221 --> 00:50:28,024 [Roddy] Baby, that was a ten on the Richter scale. 1132 00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:30,227 [Howard] Here are your winners, 1133 00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:33,998 The Natural Disasters! 1134 00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:36,667 ["Quaker Shake" playing] 1135 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:43,040 [Gorilla] Boy, what a valiant effort The Bushwhackers put up there, Rod. 1136 00:50:43,107 --> 00:50:44,642 [Roddy] The Bushwhackers-- oh, look at this. 1137 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,743 Look at André. 1138 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,145 André's got that cane, oh, the crutch, 1139 00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:51,882 brace, whatever you wanna call it. 1140 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,618 [Gorilla] They're looking to do a number on the big guy now. 1141 00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:56,487 [Jimmy Hart] Get André. Come on… 1142 00:50:56,554 --> 00:51:00,491 [Gorilla] André just about mobile, got one crutch in the air swinging. 1143 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,459 -The other one-- oh, look at this. -[crowd cheering] 1144 00:51:02,526 --> 00:51:04,361 [Roddy] Look out. LOD! 1145 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,931 It stands for, "Look out, dummy!" 1146 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,732 [Gorilla] It's Animal and Hawk! 1147 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,136 [Roddy] All right! 1148 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:14,638 [Gorilla] Out of nowhere. 1149 00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:17,007 [crowd cheering] 1150 00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:24,181 [Roddy] Look at that. 1151 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,649 Got them cornered, 1152 00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:27,216 The Bushwhackers behind, 1153 00:51:27,817 --> 00:51:29,286 LOD in front, 1154 00:51:29,353 --> 00:51:30,955 André to the side. 1155 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,357 [Gorilla] They want out of there and out of there in the worst way. 1156 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:36,926 -["Walkabout" playing] -[Roddy] But they're still the winners. 1157 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:45,402 [Gorilla] Natural Disasters won the battle, 1158 00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:47,471 but they may have lost the war, Rod. 1159 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:49,772 [Roddy] They started it with LOD. 1160 00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:51,741 They started it with André. 1161 00:51:51,808 --> 00:51:54,478 They're gonna have to try to keep on a roll. 1162 00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,683 [Gorilla] Tremendous effort by those guys, 1163 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,386 but obviously wasn't enough 1164 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,154 to put away the two big behemoths, 1165 00:52:05,221 --> 00:52:07,558 The Natural Disasters. 1166 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:11,761 I understand that we've got things going on back in the locker room area. 1167 00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:14,231 Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is in fact 1168 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,899 at the Hulk's dressing room door. 1169 00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:20,170 Come on, dummy, I don't have all day. I'm a busy man. 1170 00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:23,707 Right here is the dressing room of the WWE Champion, Hulk Hogan. 1171 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:24,841 And I'm gonna embarrass him. 1172 00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:27,011 I'm gonna show you what kind of a man he is. 1173 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,279 Hogan, open the door. I'm a busy man. 1174 00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:31,248 Wait till you see this. 1175 00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:36,286 [clears throat] On behalf of the real world's champion, Ric Flair, 1176 00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:40,557 I would like to challenge you, Hogan, at any time, any place-- 1177 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,127 Who do you think you're embarrassing? You hear me? 1178 00:52:43,192 --> 00:52:45,696 You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here. 1179 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,498 You hear-- you hear me? 1180 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,466 Turn that camera off! Turn that damn thing off! 1181 00:52:50,533 --> 00:52:52,202 -[laughs] -Oh, I love it. 1182 00:52:52,269 --> 00:52:53,870 -Did you see that? -That's not the first door 1183 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,439 he's had slammed in his face. 1184 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,740 That's why he ain't married. [laughs] 1185 00:52:56,807 --> 00:53:00,144 The Brain obviously not getting through to The Hulkster, 1186 00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:01,612 but I can understand. 1187 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:04,781 I've been led to believe that hundreds of you are literally 1188 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:08,752 getting through on our special 1-900 attach number. 1189 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:11,288 I've always been an honest type of person when I had to. 1190 00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:12,990 Yeah, I'm, uh, petrified. 1191 00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,424 That's the bottom line there. 1192 00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:17,528 Wouldn't you be in front of 20,000 people live? 1193 00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:18,962 Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. 1194 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,397 You're honest about that, but I'm gonna tell you something else. 1195 00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:23,399 Yeah. I think I got everything ready. 1196 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:26,603 I'm gonna be dressed to the max, yeah, to the tens, yeah. 1197 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:29,673 Because I know Elizabeth is also-- what was that? 1198 00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,109 Uh-huh. Ooh, wow. 1199 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:33,444 Yeah. Unbelievable. 1200 00:53:33,509 --> 00:53:35,511 Yeah, you shouldn't, uh, talk so directly like that 1201 00:53:35,578 --> 00:53:37,346 because we haven't known each other that long. 1202 00:53:37,413 --> 00:53:39,582 Where am I going in the honeymoon? Uh-huh. 1203 00:53:39,649 --> 00:53:41,051 Well, Elizabeth doesn't know 1204 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,420 and it's a secret that I'm gonna spring on her. 1205 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,622 And I don't know that you're gonna call her up in a second 1206 00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:49,926 and get Elizabeth's answer or whatever, and then feed her the information. 1207 00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:52,261 All of a sudden, everybody knows the surprise. 1208 00:53:52,328 --> 00:53:54,263 Yeah. How do you stop a rumor? 1209 00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,699 Bottom line. 1210 00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:58,102 Ted DiBiase, we are just moments away from the match 1211 00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:00,337 -for the Million Dollar belt. -I can't wait! 1212 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,807 And right now, I can't help but recall some of the humiliating services. 1213 00:54:03,874 --> 00:54:06,410 You forced your former bodyguard Virgil to perform. 1214 00:54:06,477 --> 00:54:10,446 For example, you had him clean the fungus from between your toes. 1215 00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:11,815 [Ted laughing hysterically] 1216 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:15,752 [Sean] Also, you made him remove the dirt from your boots. 1217 00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:20,057 Not to mention the constant verbal abuse the former bodyguard had to endure. 1218 00:54:20,124 --> 00:54:22,326 Pick it up. 1219 00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:25,395 [crowd jeering] 1220 00:54:29,098 --> 00:54:32,903 [laughing hysterically] 1221 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,071 Like I said a million times, 1222 00:54:35,471 --> 00:54:39,810 everybody has a price for The Million Dollar Man. 1223 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:43,614 You see that look, that look of humiliation on Virgil's face? 1224 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,850 Well, that look is minute by comparison 1225 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,353 to the humiliation that you're gonna suffer tonight, Virgil, 1226 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:52,288 in just a few minutes at the hands of The Million Dollar Man. 1227 00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:55,259 You come to face the master, to challenge the master, 1228 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:58,495 in my city, New York City, for my Million Dollar belt? 1229 00:54:58,562 --> 00:55:02,899 Well, you better go and cancel all those plans of celebration that you have. 1230 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,368 And you remember the gutter 1231 00:55:04,433 --> 00:55:07,370 that I told you I was gonna leave you laying in face down? 1232 00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:11,074 Well, you're in a city full of gutters, so take your pick, Virgil. 1233 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:15,011 But just to show you that I am not a totally insensitive man, 1234 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:17,781 I have left you with one small token. 1235 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,082 Sherri. 1236 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,952 Here it is, Virgil, your crying towel. 1237 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:24,587 [laughs hysterically] 1238 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,457 Let's get out to the ring. Back to you, Gorilla. 1239 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,661 [Roddy] Steal their lunch. I don't know. 1240 00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:34,498 Uh-oh, this is the one I've been waiting for. 1241 00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:38,969 -[Howard] …it is scheduled for one fall. -["It's All About the Money" playing] 1242 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:41,538 -[Howard] Coming down the aisle… -[Heenan] There she is, The Queen of Mean. 1243 00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:44,241 [Howard] …with the Sensational Sherri, making his… 1244 00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:46,577 [Gorilla] The diamonds and the gold on the line. 1245 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:48,979 The Million Dollar belt up for grabs. 1246 00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:52,616 But Hot Rod, The Million Dollar Man was very explicit. 1247 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:56,019 He wants this handled and made sure it was in the contract 1248 00:55:56,086 --> 00:56:00,357 that this is just like any other title match here in the WWE. 1249 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:04,493 The title can only change hands on a pinfall or submission. 1250 00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:08,565 [Roddy] Which proves to me he's looking for a way out and he's nervous. 1251 00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:11,201 Boy, look at that. 1252 00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:15,205 Leona Helmsley's got nothing on The Queen of Mean here, baby. 1253 00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:17,040 I kissed Sherri one time, you know that? 1254 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,875 -[Gorilla] You did what? -[Roddy] I kissed her one time. 1255 00:56:18,942 --> 00:56:20,577 [Gorilla] Did you get a foot-and-mouth disease shot? 1256 00:56:20,676 --> 00:56:22,412 -[Roddy] No. No, but I almost fell in. -[Gorilla] Oh. 1257 00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:26,082 [Roddy] Baby, if she don't shave every morning, she becomes a shrub. 1258 00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:32,623 [Gorilla] Golden opportunity here for the former bodyguard, Virgil, 1259 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:37,294 to walk out of Madison Square Garden a very wealthy man. 1260 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,495 -[Roddy] Whoa-ho, the lotto winner. -["Poetic Devastation" playing] 1261 00:56:39,596 --> 00:56:42,832 [Howard] And his opponent and challenger… 1262 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:46,435 -[Gorilla] Listen to the ovation here. -[Howard] …weighing 250 pounds, 1263 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,138 Virgil! 1264 00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:51,308 [crowd cheering] 1265 00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:55,178 [Gorilla] What an intense look on his face, Hot Rod. 1266 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,712 [Roddy] Come on, Virg! 1267 00:56:56,779 --> 00:56:58,749 I spent a little time with Virgil a little earlier. 1268 00:56:58,815 --> 00:56:59,950 [Gorilla] I know you did. 1269 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:02,219 [Roddy] About an hour and half drinking skim milk. 1270 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:05,355 [laughs] Hey, Virg! 1271 00:57:06,589 --> 00:57:08,991 [Gorilla] High five from Virgil for the Hot Rod. 1272 00:57:09,091 --> 00:57:10,928 Mwah. Get him. 1273 00:57:10,993 --> 00:57:13,196 ["Poetic Devastation" playing] 1274 00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:14,998 -[bell ringing] -[Gorilla] Oh, look at this. 1275 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,033 -[Roddy exclaims] -[crowd cheering] 1276 00:57:18,134 --> 00:57:20,703 [Gorilla] The bell has gone. We're underway in this one. 1277 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,739 [Roddy] Turn him back, Virgil! 1278 00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:24,040 Yes! 1279 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,843 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy] Yes! 1280 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,078 [Gorilla] Clothesline and a beauty by Virgil. 1281 00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:30,413 He's on fire. 1282 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,683 [Roddy] Beautiful, coming out strong. 1283 00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:34,952 [Gorilla] Oh, a 360 and out of there! 1284 00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:37,254 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1285 00:57:37,321 --> 00:57:39,522 [Roddy] Get away from there, you rag doll! 1286 00:57:41,692 --> 00:57:44,094 Sherri's got a lot in common with Madonna. 1287 00:57:44,694 --> 00:57:47,397 [Gorilla] You know, you don't wanna get a count-out here, Hot Rod. 1288 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:48,432 [Roddy] No. 1289 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:50,399 [Gorilla] You know, you'll get the purse money for this match, 1290 00:57:50,466 --> 00:57:52,368 but you won't get the belt. 1291 00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:55,806 [Roddy] We're talking a million bucks and we've talked about that. 1292 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:59,542 You noticed Virgil just took the referee, pushed the referee back? 1293 00:57:59,609 --> 00:58:00,911 That stopped the count. 1294 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,080 Virgil now getting out of the ring. 1295 00:58:03,145 --> 00:58:05,315 Referee has gotta start a new count. 1296 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,216 We got DiBiase figured out. 1297 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,152 [Gorilla] I hope. 1298 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:12,955 -[Roddy] Oh. -[Gorilla] Oh, right into the steel steps. 1299 00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:15,692 -[Roddy] Whoa! -[referee] Now! Let's go, one… 1300 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,627 [Roddy] Take it to him, Virgil. 1301 00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:18,761 Remember. 1302 00:58:21,531 --> 00:58:26,536 [Gorilla] Virgil, obviously, in excellent physical condition, and some of that… 1303 00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:30,040 And I'm sure a lot of that gotta be attributed to you too, Hot Rod. 1304 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,776 [Roddy] Okay. But bottom line is-- and you know this, Gorilla, 1305 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,745 if you don't get out and do that road work yourself, 1306 00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:37,614 then you're not gonna get it done. 1307 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,383 And Virgil has done it all himself. 1308 00:58:39,448 --> 00:58:41,917 He's got the guts. He's got the courage. 1309 00:58:41,984 --> 00:58:43,453 And look at that, he's got the moves. 1310 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:48,625 [Gorilla] Atomic drop sends DiBiase out and over the top. 1311 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:53,797 [Roddy] Baby, this is a million-dollar payback for Virgil 1312 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:55,365 for all the humiliation. 1313 00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:59,536 Hey, DiBiase, how'd you like that cow poo-poo wiped off your boots now, huh? 1314 00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:02,205 [Gorilla] What we need to do is get it out of your mouth. 1315 00:59:03,906 --> 00:59:05,509 -Uh-oh. -[Roddy] Oh, no. 1316 00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:06,942 [Gorilla] The return of… 1317 00:59:07,009 --> 00:59:08,444 [Roddy] I was just starting to have fun. 1318 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,745 [Gorilla] …Mr. Lucky. 1319 00:59:09,812 --> 00:59:11,548 [Roddy laughs] Hey. 1320 00:59:11,615 --> 00:59:13,884 Hey, Bob. So how did it go? 1321 00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:16,653 -Hey, Boobs. -Boy, nice job you did… 1322 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,921 -Hey, yeah. -…out there in the hallway. 1323 00:59:17,988 --> 00:59:19,556 -How'd it go there, Bob? -Hey, I'll tell you something. 1324 00:59:19,623 --> 00:59:20,723 You looked good. 1325 00:59:20,790 --> 00:59:22,192 If Ric Flair would have knocked on that door, 1326 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,027 Hogan would have dropped to his knees, 1327 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:25,861 surrender the World Wrestling Entertainment title… 1328 00:59:25,928 --> 00:59:28,598 -[Gorilla] Will you be serious? -[Heenan] He took a cheap shot at me. 1329 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:30,100 He didn't wanna match wits with me. 1330 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:31,435 He didn't wanna even talk to me. 1331 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:33,136 He's trying-- he thinks he embarrassed me? 1332 00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:35,404 He's dead wrong. Nobody embarrasses me. 1333 00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:36,973 -[Gorilla] Huh. -[Roddy] Hey, Boobs, 1334 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,241 did that kind of remind you of Halloween when you were a kid? 1335 00:59:39,308 --> 00:59:40,477 [laughs] 1336 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,379 [Gorilla] Both men down on the concrete. 1337 00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:45,048 [Roddy] Look at Sherri begging. 1338 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,216 [crowd chattering] 1339 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:49,719 [Gorilla] Virgil in a whole lot of trouble here. 1340 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,089 [Roddy] Come on, Virgil. 1341 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:55,158 Sherri's very upset. 1342 00:59:55,558 --> 00:59:58,161 Sherri understands there's trouble here. 1343 00:59:58,227 --> 00:59:59,562 [Gorilla] She could lose a meal ticket. 1344 00:59:59,629 --> 01:00:01,064 [Roddy laughs] Oh, baby. 1345 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,732 From the way she looks, it'll be hard to get another meal. 1346 01:00:03,799 --> 01:00:06,435 [crowd chanting] Virgil! Virgil! Virgil! 1347 01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:08,038 [Heenan] What's happened since I've been gone? 1348 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,306 -[Gorilla] What's happened? -[Heenan] Yeah. 1349 01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:12,008 [Roddy] Oh, we've been having fun, but you're back. 1350 01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:14,511 Million Dollar belt is on the line here, Brain. 1351 01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:15,745 [Roddy] Ah! 1352 01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:16,913 [Heenan] The usual. 1353 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:20,015 DiBiase is cleaning up the arena with Virgil. 1354 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,917 [Roddy] Come on, Virgil. 1355 01:00:23,419 --> 01:00:24,921 Remember, Virgil. 1356 01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:28,591 [Heenan] The life you save may be your own. 1357 01:00:29,526 --> 01:00:30,894 -[Roddy] Ugh! -[Gorilla] Once again, 1358 01:00:30,993 --> 01:00:32,495 banged head first 1359 01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:35,298 right into the steel steps. 1360 01:00:35,765 --> 01:00:38,935 [Roddy] Virgil able to catch himself a little bit. 1361 01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:41,071 We've talked about endurance earlier. 1362 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:43,140 We've talked about what if you get that? 1363 01:00:43,205 --> 01:00:44,808 What a shot by DiBiase. 1364 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,444 I've talked about absorbing punishment. 1365 01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:49,712 I've talked about catching your breath. 1366 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:52,616 Talked about let DiBiase punch himself out. 1367 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:55,952 We said it might require a lot of pain, Virgil. 1368 01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:59,356 First thing Virgil said is, "I ain't scared of nothing." 1369 01:01:00,589 --> 01:01:03,593 [Gorilla] Well, he's certainly given DiBiase a chance to punch himself out, 1370 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,263 but it's Virgil who's getting punched. 1371 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:07,364 [Roddy] Yes. 1372 01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:10,366 But sometimes, you gotta take a couple of shots, Gorilla, 1373 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,602 to get where you wanna go. 1374 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,837 [Heenan] He's taken more than a couple of shots. 1375 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:20,109 [Gorilla] DiBiase making the motion there, "The belt belongs to me." 1376 01:01:20,243 --> 01:01:21,278 [Roddy] Oh! 1377 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:24,981 [Gorilla] "And now I'm gonna humiliate you like I've done in the past." 1378 01:01:25,048 --> 01:01:26,716 Something's gonna change. 1379 01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:28,384 [Heenan] One thing about DiBiase, 1380 01:01:28,451 --> 01:01:32,087 you don't mess with his money or the Million Dollar belt. 1381 01:01:33,522 --> 01:01:35,491 Virgil had a nice push job. 1382 01:01:35,558 --> 01:01:37,460 All he had to do was keep his mouth shut 1383 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,962 and do what he was told, he would have been taken care of. 1384 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,232 [Gorilla] Are you kidding? 1385 01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:44,267 [Heenan] He was making enough a month to get by. 1386 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:45,969 -[Gorilla] Please. -[Roddy] Oh, nice. 1387 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,370 That's the American way, right? 1388 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,971 Just get by, right? 1389 01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:52,241 [Gorilla] Look out, DiBiase on the second turnbuckle on the inside, 1390 01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:54,044 about to make a move here. 1391 01:01:54,109 --> 01:01:58,181 Double axe handle and a beauty right between the eyes of Virgil. 1392 01:01:58,248 --> 01:02:00,049 -[crowd cheering] -[crowd booing] 1393 01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:01,785 [Roddy] Virgil is so-- Virgil… 1394 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,986 Virgil did take a shot, 1395 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:06,056 but Virgil is on his belly. 1396 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:08,758 We've talked about this early-- oh, DiBiase rolling him over. 1397 01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:10,160 -[Gorilla] Hooks the leg. -[Roddy] Kick out! 1398 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,227 -[Gorilla] Two-count. -Two! 1399 01:02:11,294 --> 01:02:14,129 -[Gorilla] Whoa, was that close. -[Roddy] Too close. Too close. 1400 01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:18,734 [Gorilla] Virgil just kicking out at the last split second 1401 01:02:18,801 --> 01:02:20,736 or one-tenth of a second. 1402 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:23,038 Oh. 1403 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:26,910 [Roddy] DiBiase's got a ferocity here I've never seen before. 1404 01:02:27,844 --> 01:02:29,212 [Heenan] Can you imagine, Piper? 1405 01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:31,348 -[Roddy] Yes? -[Heenan] If that dummy, Virgil, 1406 01:02:31,413 --> 01:02:33,082 was to win the Million Dollar belt 1407 01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:34,817 with all that diamond and gold, 1408 01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:36,519 he'd probably go out and have a bronze. 1409 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,854 [Gorilla] Please. 1410 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,756 [Roddy] I'll tell him you said so. 1411 01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:41,457 [Heenan] Please, be my guest. 1412 01:02:41,524 --> 01:02:44,094 [Gorilla] Oh, two-count again as he had the leg hooked, 1413 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,962 but couldn't get the three-count. 1414 01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:49,198 [Roddy] Come on, Virgil. Look where you are. 1415 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,301 Get up! 1416 01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:53,703 [Gorilla] Talking about having something bronze, look at your hands. 1417 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,739 They're all green. What have you been holding? 1418 01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,506 -[Heenan] I've been holding the belt… -[Gorilla] Oh. 1419 01:02:57,573 --> 01:02:59,743 [Heenan] …of the real world's heavyweight champion. 1420 01:02:59,808 --> 01:03:01,910 [Gorilla] Oh, ducked underneath, Virgil from behind! 1421 01:03:01,977 --> 01:03:03,647 -[Roddy] All right! -[Gorilla] Slap it on, 1422 01:03:03,712 --> 01:03:07,216 the Million Dollar Dream, right in the center of the ring! 1423 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:09,752 [Roddy] Hang on, Virgil! Hang on! 1424 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,455 [Heenan] I'm telling you, it's not bad enough 1425 01:03:13,522 --> 01:03:15,524 if he would-- if he would win this match. 1426 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:17,861 But to be beat with your own hold, 1427 01:03:17,926 --> 01:03:20,397 that's really a slap in the face. 1428 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:23,832 [Gorilla] Sherri going crazy and so are they here in the Garden. 1429 01:03:23,899 --> 01:03:25,835 Oh, look out. She's coming in the ring. 1430 01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:28,203 -[Roddy] Oh, no. No, not like that. -[Gorilla] Oh, no. 1431 01:03:28,270 --> 01:03:30,073 -[Roddy] No, not a DQ. -[bell ringing] 1432 01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:33,042 [Roddy] The belt cannot change hands on a DQ. 1433 01:03:33,109 --> 01:03:34,644 What a cheap way. 1434 01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:37,513 We were talking about the Million Dollar belt, 1435 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,149 not like this. 1436 01:03:39,948 --> 01:03:42,652 -Come on, ref. -[Gorilla] Referee called for the bell. 1437 01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:44,453 [Roddy] Not a DQ, please. 1438 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,191 [Gorilla] Disqualification would not give the belt to Virgil. 1439 01:03:48,258 --> 01:03:51,060 -[Heenan] Well, he was… -[Roddy] He worked so hard for this. 1440 01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:52,729 [Gorilla] Let's find out. Let's go to our ring announcer. 1441 01:03:52,796 --> 01:03:54,663 [Howard] Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 1442 01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:59,736 The referee has every right to disqualify The Million Dollar Man… 1443 01:03:59,803 --> 01:04:02,004 -[Roddy] No. -[Howard] …for outside interference. 1444 01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:03,606 -[Roddy] No. -[crowd cheering] 1445 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,408 -[Heenan] It's okay. He keeps the belt. -[Howard] However, 1446 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:08,211 the referee has rendered an official decision 1447 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:10,580 and it is as follows. 1448 01:04:10,647 --> 01:04:13,616 Number one, he is ordering 1449 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:19,422 that the Sensational Sherri return to her dressing room now… 1450 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:23,460 -[Roddy] Yes. -[Howard] …or face permanent suspension. 1451 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,160 -[Heenan] He can't do that. -[Roddy] What's number two? 1452 01:04:25,227 --> 01:04:26,395 [Gorilla] Oh, yes, he can. 1453 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:27,864 [Heenan] No, she's got a license as a manager. 1454 01:04:27,931 --> 01:04:29,499 I don't believe he can do that. 1455 01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:30,899 [Roddy] Shut up, Bobby. What's number two? 1456 01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:33,803 [Howard] And number two, the referee has further ruled 1457 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:37,140 that the match between The Million Dollar Man 1458 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:40,844 and Virgil will continue. 1459 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:43,212 -[Heenan] No. -[Roddy] Yes. Yes. 1460 01:04:43,279 --> 01:04:44,513 -Yes. -[crowd cheering] 1461 01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:47,317 [Gorilla] Listen to this ovation and look at Sherri. 1462 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:52,020 She's got a line of officials there from the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1463 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:53,923 She's gonna have to go. 1464 01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:56,058 [Roddy] She's used to getting thrown out of places. 1465 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,794 [Heenan] That's not fair. That's not fair… 1466 01:04:57,861 --> 01:04:59,962 -[Roddy] All right. Confront him. -[Heenan] …giving Virgil another chance. 1467 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:02,966 [Gorilla] I suppose her jumping in the ring is fair too, Brain. 1468 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,402 [Heenan] No, but disqualify him. 1469 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:07,604 -Give the match to Virgil. -[Roddy] Get her out of here. 1470 01:05:07,669 --> 01:05:09,239 [Heenan] But don't give him another opportunity 1471 01:05:09,305 --> 01:05:10,439 to win the Million Dollar belt. 1472 01:05:10,506 --> 01:05:12,975 [Gorilla] She's out of here and this match continues on. 1473 01:05:13,042 --> 01:05:16,812 [Roddy] Hey, this match now is a lot more 1474 01:05:16,879 --> 01:05:19,582 than just the Million Dollar belt and money. 1475 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,750 We're talking Virgil's pride, 1476 01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:23,285 Virgil's heritage, 1477 01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:25,687 everything Virgil has worked for. 1478 01:05:25,754 --> 01:05:27,790 Virgil's belt is on the line. 1479 01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,893 [Heenan] Virgil has no pride. 1480 01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:33,196 [Roddy] You're gonna-- you're gonna regret that, Heenan. 1481 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,098 -Yes. -[Gorilla] Nice block, 1482 01:05:35,165 --> 01:05:38,701 and another block by Virgil as he goes downstairs. 1483 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,437 [Roddy] Get him, Virg. Come on, Virg. 1484 01:05:42,004 --> 01:05:44,973 [Gorilla] Virgil reaching now for that little something extra. 1485 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:49,546 [crowd] Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1486 01:05:49,611 --> 01:05:51,548 [Heenan] Sure. He got another chance. 1487 01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:55,118 He had time to lay on the mat and rest. He had time to go but… 1488 01:05:55,185 --> 01:05:57,553 [Roddy] He didn't-- he didn't get another chance. 1489 01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,189 Sherri hit him with her purse with something loaded in it. 1490 01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,758 You call that another chance? 1491 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:02,991 [Heenan] No, they go by the rules. 1492 01:06:03,058 --> 01:06:04,394 Disqualify the man. 1493 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,694 Give the match to Virgil, 1494 01:06:05,761 --> 01:06:07,897 but he shouldn't get another chance to win the Million Dollar belt. 1495 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:12,234 [Roddy] Hey, that's supposed to be man against man and that's what it is now. 1496 01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:14,102 Now, we'll tell. Come on. 1497 01:06:14,169 --> 01:06:17,240 [Gorilla] Beautiful slingshot into the corner by Virgil. 1498 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:20,076 Don't be asking anybody, Virg. Just do it. 1499 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:24,446 [crowd] …five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1500 01:06:24,513 --> 01:06:25,948 [crowd cheering] 1501 01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:28,051 [Roddy] Come on, Virg. Go to work. 1502 01:06:28,116 --> 01:06:31,553 [Gorilla] DiBiase absorbing a whole lot of punishment here. 1503 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,424 [Roddy] You got to suck it up now, Virgil. 1504 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:38,294 I know you're tired, but this is what champions are made out of. 1505 01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:40,024 Think of what he did to you. 1506 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:41,497 -[Heenan] Uh-oh. -[Gorilla] Double reversal and-- 1507 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:44,299 oh, the referee went down, got sandwiched 1508 01:06:44,466 --> 01:06:47,169 right between Virgil and the corner post. 1509 01:06:47,236 --> 01:06:49,205 [Heenan] DiBiase has to take his time now. 1510 01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:50,673 He doesn't wanna rush things. 1511 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,042 Because if he pins Virgil or beats Virgil right now, 1512 01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:55,245 the referee is not in position to count. 1513 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:56,513 He's gotta get his wind back. 1514 01:06:56,578 --> 01:06:59,482 He's gotta get himself in shape, but keep Virgil down. 1515 01:06:59,549 --> 01:07:02,986 [Gorilla] Virgil, for all intents and purposes, seems down and out of it. 1516 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,321 [Heenan] Virgil was down and out the day he met DiBiase 1517 01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:07,823 and he's still gonna be down and out. 1518 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:10,192 [Roddy] He ain't gonna be down and out tonight. 1519 01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:12,662 -Virgil, you get up now. -Piper! 1520 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:14,564 You see your protégé? 1521 01:07:14,997 --> 01:07:17,399 Now, he pays the price. 1522 01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:21,069 -[crowd cheering] -Come on, Virgil. 1523 01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:22,971 You get up now. 1524 01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:25,808 Yes. 1525 01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:29,979 [Heenan] This is the beginning of the end for Virgil. 1526 01:07:30,513 --> 01:07:32,281 [Gorilla] Suplex and a beauty… 1527 01:07:32,348 --> 01:07:33,582 -[Heenan] See? -[Gorilla] …well executed. 1528 01:07:33,649 --> 01:07:36,019 [Heenan] What did I tell you? DiBiase knows what he's doing. 1529 01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:38,922 He's getting his wind back, but he's keeping Virgil beat. 1530 01:07:39,187 --> 01:07:40,857 -[Gorilla] Referee, just now… -[Roddy] Oh, not again. 1531 01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:42,792 [Gorilla] …is starting to come to his senses. 1532 01:07:42,859 --> 01:07:44,493 Another suplex coming up… 1533 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,895 -[Roddy] Oh, no. -[Gorilla] …by The Million Dollar Man. 1534 01:07:46,962 --> 01:07:48,598 [Heenan] I hope Virgil didn't do anything stupid 1535 01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:49,933 and put a down payment on anything… 1536 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:52,167 -[Gorilla] Will you stop? -[Heenan] …like a boom box or anything. 1537 01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:56,272 [Roddy] Virgil, you remember what we said champions were made out of? 1538 01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:58,808 You remember talking to your mom? 1539 01:07:59,274 --> 01:08:01,944 You remember talking to your dad earlier today? 1540 01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:04,547 -[Gorilla] And still another one. -[Roddy] You think about it. 1541 01:08:05,814 --> 01:08:07,082 Come on, Virgil. 1542 01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:08,384 [Heenan] He's keeping him down, Piper. 1543 01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:09,551 He's keeping him beaten. 1544 01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:10,687 [Roddy] Come on, Virgil. 1545 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:12,989 You can make it. 1546 01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:14,591 I got another one for you, Piper. 1547 01:08:14,656 --> 01:08:15,991 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. 1548 01:08:16,059 --> 01:08:17,492 It ain't for me. 1549 01:08:17,559 --> 01:08:19,127 Come on, Virgil. 1550 01:08:19,194 --> 01:08:20,596 You can make it. 1551 01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:23,700 [Gorilla] Oh, look at this humiliation. 1552 01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:25,902 [crowd chanting] Roddy! Roddy! Roddy… 1553 01:08:25,969 --> 01:08:27,370 [Roddy] Come on. 1554 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,871 [Gorilla] They're on their feet here chanting, Roddy. 1555 01:08:29,938 --> 01:08:31,506 Look out. Piledriver. 1556 01:08:31,573 --> 01:08:33,576 [Heenan] Two suplexes, a piledriver. 1557 01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:36,045 -[Roddy] Virgil, kick out. -[Heenan] Now, he's ready. 1558 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,246 [Roddy] Kick out. 1559 01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:38,680 -[Heenan] It's over. -[Roddy] Kick out. 1560 01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:40,282 [Gorilla] Oh, that's not the referee's count there. 1561 01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:42,352 -[Heenan] Ring the bell. -[Gorilla] Referee is still out of it 1562 01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:45,220 over in his own corner of the ring. 1563 01:08:45,854 --> 01:08:48,323 -[Roddy] No. Virgil. -[Gorilla] Oh. 1564 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,361 What is that? 1565 01:08:51,426 --> 01:08:54,464 [Heenan] Waking him up the way The Million Dollar Man wakes people up. 1566 01:08:55,231 --> 01:08:59,402 [Gorilla] DiBiase just pointed to Hot Rod and said, "One more." 1567 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,505 [Roddy] I cannot believe the arrogance of DiBiase. 1568 01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:03,773 [Gorilla] Oh, look at this. 1569 01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:06,576 [Roddy] Now, look at what he's doing. Referee… 1570 01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:10,179 [Gorilla] He's freeing up the turnbuckle pad, 1571 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:12,948 exposing the steel in the corner, 1572 01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:16,618 obviously, with intentions of ramming Virgil's head into it. 1573 01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,520 [Roddy] Virgil, watch where you are. 1574 01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:20,590 Watch where you are, Virgil. 1575 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:22,291 [Gorilla] Virgil, just about conscious. 1576 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:24,093 [Heenan] He's talking to him. Look at this. 1577 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,395 [Roddy] Damn it, Virgil. Wake up. 1578 01:09:28,296 --> 01:09:29,398 Virgil. 1579 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:34,136 [Gorilla] Oh, Virgil just shoved him in at the last minute. 1580 01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:36,639 -It's DiBiase who went into the steel. -[crowd cheering] 1581 01:09:36,706 --> 01:09:38,941 [Heenan] But Virgil doesn't know where he is right now. 1582 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:41,978 Virgil has no idea that DiBiase's down. 1583 01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:44,346 [Roddy] Now is the time, Virgil. 1584 01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:46,549 Now is the time to suck it up. 1585 01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:48,283 [Heenan] The referee is up. 1586 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:50,118 [Gorilla] Both men on their backs, 1587 01:09:50,185 --> 01:09:52,788 -referee giving a count here. -[Roddy] Cover. 1588 01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:54,924 [Gorilla] He's laying the count on both men. 1589 01:09:56,224 --> 01:09:57,727 [Roddy] Get up, Virgil. 1590 01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,595 [Heenan] What happens if there's a double count-out? 1591 01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,532 [Gorilla] Well, if there's a double count-out, the match is a draw. 1592 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:05,968 [Roddy] This man, Virgil, has trained so hard, 1593 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:08,204 has gone through so much. 1594 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:10,807 [Heenan] Then that means DiBiase keeps his Million Dollar belt. 1595 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,241 [Gorilla] If it's a double count-out, yes. 1596 01:10:12,308 --> 01:10:13,309 [Heenan] Great. 1597 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,610 -DiBiase, stay down. -[Roddy] He's crawling. 1598 01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:17,045 -[Gorilla] Look at Virgil crawling. -[Roddy] Virgil, cover him. 1599 01:10:17,112 --> 01:10:19,549 [Gorilla] Referee is up to about seven or eight now. 1600 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:21,017 [Heenan] That's how Virgil looked when he applied 1601 01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:22,684 -for the job. -[Gorilla] Oh, look at this. 1602 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:24,387 [crowd] One, two, three. 1603 01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:25,655 -[Heenan] No, no, no. -[Roddy] He did it. 1604 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:26,822 [bell ringing] 1605 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:29,759 -[Roddy] Yeah! -["Poetic Devastation" playing] 1606 01:10:30,693 --> 01:10:33,329 [Roddy] Virgil's the one with the gold now. 1607 01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:35,630 -[Howard] The winner of this match… -[Heenan] Well, Virgil never beat the man. 1608 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,633 -The ring beat the man. -[Howard] …and new 1609 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:40,436 Million Dollar Champion, 1610 01:10:40,503 --> 01:10:42,638 Virgil. 1611 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:45,007 [Roddy] Oh, it's beautiful. 1612 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,776 [Heenan] What a waste of money. 1613 01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:49,378 [Roddy] What a fight. 1614 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:51,047 Yes. 1615 01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:55,084 ["Poetic Devastation" continues] 1616 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,056 [Roddy] I don't think I've ever been happier for a man 1617 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,791 in my entire life. 1618 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:05,495 Virgil, you did your work right! 1619 01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:11,800 Oh, whoa. Excuse me. I got carried away. 1620 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:13,803 What was it you were saying, Boobs? 1621 01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:16,739 [Heenan] The next time you see that belt, it'll probably be hanging from the mirror 1622 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:19,509 of a 1979 Caddy driven by Virgil into the-- 1623 01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,677 [Gorilla] We have our new Million Dollar Champion… 1624 01:11:21,744 --> 01:11:24,447 -[Heenan] A disgrace. -[Gorilla] …in the form of Virgil. 1625 01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:28,251 What a victory here in Madison Square Garden. 1626 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,088 He did indeed win the lottery 1627 01:11:32,155 --> 01:11:34,490 here in Madison Square Garden. 1628 01:11:34,557 --> 01:11:37,960 [Heenan] But there's gonna be taxes that have to be paid, I guarantee it. 1629 01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:42,665 [Roddy] All right. 1630 01:11:42,732 --> 01:11:47,202 [Gorilla] Virgil with a hard-fought victory and well-deserved belt. 1631 01:11:47,336 --> 01:11:48,871 Let's go to "Mean" Gene. 1632 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,674 All right. As the celebration takes place out on the arena 1633 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:53,442 here at Madison Square Garden, 1634 01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:55,478 I'm here along with the corrections officers 1635 01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:58,481 from New York City and The Mountie. 1636 01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:02,852 And as I recall, you had backup of another kind some time ago. 1637 01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:03,986 Let's take a look. 1638 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:08,724 I am an international law officer 1639 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:10,559 and there's nothing-- 1640 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:12,995 -I said nothing… -[electricity crackles] 1641 01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:14,730 …that you can do about it. 1642 01:12:16,365 --> 01:12:19,802 The Mountie always gets his man, Boss Man. 1643 01:12:19,902 --> 01:12:22,471 [Gene] I think Big Boss Man not soon to forget those actions. 1644 01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:24,607 And, by the way, tonight after your match, 1645 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,909 one of the other is headed for the pokey, Mountie. 1646 01:12:26,976 --> 01:12:29,745 This is the way it's gonna happen "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 1647 01:12:29,812 --> 01:12:34,584 After I've done beat your fat mug, Big Boss Man, 1648 01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:38,588 these little local hick cops are gonna come and grab you 1649 01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:41,924 and they're gonna handcuff your hands, and they're gonna take you. 1650 01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:46,362 And I don't want you gentlemen to do it the New York style. 1651 01:12:46,429 --> 01:12:50,366 I want you gentleman to do it The Mountie kind of justice. 1652 01:12:50,433 --> 01:12:53,970 If he fights back, I want you to drag him through these halls. 1653 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,105 And once we get back here, 1654 01:12:56,172 --> 01:13:00,108 we wanna can him in this little old paddy wagon. 1655 01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:05,014 And once he gets in here, it'll be your job to shackle his ankles, 1656 01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:07,016 make sure he doesn't run away, 1657 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:09,619 shut the doors, and throw the key away 1658 01:13:09,684 --> 01:13:13,723 and bring him to that local New York caboose house. 1659 01:13:13,789 --> 01:13:15,657 And we'll see you there, Boss Man. 1660 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:17,326 All right. I thank you very much. 1661 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,894 Let's get an opposing point of view. 1662 01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:21,464 Standing by right now is Sean Mooney. 1663 01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,266 Big Boss Man, after what we just witnessed, 1664 01:13:23,331 --> 01:13:26,369 it is clear there is no question in the mind of The Mountie 1665 01:13:26,434 --> 01:13:28,871 just who is going to win the Jailhouse match tonight. 1666 01:13:28,938 --> 01:13:31,307 I believe The Mountie has the wrong idea. 1667 01:13:31,374 --> 01:13:34,443 He shouldn't be out there talking to New York City's finest 1668 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:36,245 on how to treat me. 1669 01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:39,514 He should be on his hands and knees talking to the man upstairs, 1670 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:43,019 praying to God that he makes it through until tomorrow morning 1671 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:44,820 because he's gonna be the one 1672 01:13:44,887 --> 01:13:48,190 who spends a long, hard night in jail. 1673 01:13:48,991 --> 01:13:51,559 -[bell ringing] -[Gorilla] Somebody's going to the slammer 1674 01:13:51,626 --> 01:13:53,228 -here in The Big Apple. -[Howard] The following contest… 1675 01:13:53,295 --> 01:13:54,964 [Roddy] Whoa, baby. 1676 01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:57,833 [Heenan] Can you imagine spending all night in jail 1677 01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,670 with rats, cockroaches, bums, 1678 01:14:00,736 --> 01:14:02,938 muggers, thieves, derelicts? 1679 01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:05,273 -I wouldn't want it. -[Gorilla] How was it? 1680 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:07,543 [Roddy] Just like being at home for you, huh? 1681 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,178 [Heenan] I beg your pardon. 1682 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,548 [Howard] …The Mountie. 1683 01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:15,885 [Roddy] Going to jail for the night, huh? 1684 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:20,255 And The Mountie wants the New York City Police Department 1685 01:14:20,322 --> 01:14:23,025 not to be respectful the way they are, 1686 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,126 not to be nice about arresting him. 1687 01:14:25,193 --> 01:14:26,728 They want them to be rough. 1688 01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:28,630 Well, I hope you lose 1689 01:14:28,697 --> 01:14:31,032 and I hope they take your advice, Mountie. 1690 01:14:31,099 --> 01:14:33,336 [Gorilla] You know, Hot Rod, if this guy loses, 1691 01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:38,074 if The Mountie loses, they should take that little runt to jail as well. 1692 01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:40,009 -["Hard Times" playing] -[Roddy] Good idea. 1693 01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:42,278 [Heenan] They'd like Jimmy in jail. 1694 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:43,879 [Howard] …weighing 337 pounds… 1695 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:47,383 [Gorilla] Big Boss Man in there like The Flash. 1696 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,018 [Heenan] He's got his stick, 1697 01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:50,820 but The Mountie's got his stick 1698 01:14:50,885 --> 01:14:53,755 and he's got electricity in his stick. 1699 01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:54,857 That's the difference. 1700 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:56,826 ♪ You'll be serving hard times ♪ 1701 01:14:56,892 --> 01:14:59,894 ♪ He carries a big stick A ball and chain too ♪ 1702 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,697 [Gorilla] Intensity on the face of The Mountie… 1703 01:15:02,764 --> 01:15:04,633 -[bell ringing] -[Gorilla] …on the face of the Boss Man. 1704 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,535 This is gonna be a classic. 1705 01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:08,603 [Heenan] Once and for all, we're gonna know-- 1706 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,773 I know, but what everybody's gonna know 1707 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:14,043 who is the real law and order in the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1708 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:17,079 And I believe it's the man in the red shirt. 1709 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:20,516 [Roddy] Well, I believe it's the man in the blue shirt. 1710 01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:22,751 [crowd chatter] 1711 01:15:22,885 --> 01:15:25,286 [speaks indistinctly] 1712 01:15:25,353 --> 01:15:27,356 [Gorilla] Well, you're each entitled to your opinion. 1713 01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:30,492 -Oh. -[Roddy exclaims] What a right cross. 1714 01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:32,695 [Gorilla] While The Mountie was running his mouth, 1715 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,830 the Boss Man just dropped him. 1716 01:15:34,897 --> 01:15:38,000 [Roddy] There's The Boss with the sauce right there, boss. 1717 01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:41,036 [crowd chatter] 1718 01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:45,608 -[Roddy] Ooh. -[Gorilla] Nice uppercut. 1719 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,510 [crowd chatter] 1720 01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:49,945 -[Roddy] Oh. -[Gorilla] Oh. 1721 01:15:54,215 --> 01:15:57,253 Irish whip and-- look out. Elbow finds the mark. 1722 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,656 -Big splash. -[Roddy] Count, count. 1723 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:03,793 [Gorilla] Nope, couldn't get him. 1724 01:16:03,858 --> 01:16:05,928 [Heenan] I'm gonna get the Boss Man a pack of cigarettes. 1725 01:16:06,028 --> 01:16:06,962 [Gorilla] Are you leaving again? 1726 01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:08,397 [Heenan] Oh, I'm gonna take him some cigarettes. 1727 01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:09,331 [Gorilla] I was hoping you'd… 1728 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:10,599 What do you mean take him some cigarettes? 1729 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,068 -[Heenan] I am. -[Gorilla] He doesn't even smoke. 1730 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:13,803 [Heenan] No, but he's gonna need them to bribe the screws. 1731 01:16:13,869 --> 01:16:14,904 [Gorilla] Will you stop? 1732 01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:16,938 Get up, boy. 1733 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,244 [Roddy] So much on the line, 1734 01:16:22,311 --> 01:16:26,014 the humiliation of actually getting arrested, 1735 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:28,117 having the cuffs put on you, 1736 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:32,288 drugged, and put in Fort Apache, poof. For someone… 1737 01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:34,356 [Heenan] Having a record, Rod. 1738 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:37,059 -[Roddy] Having a record? -[Heenan] Well, you're arrested. 1739 01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,094 -[Roddy] No. -[Heenan] They're gonna fingerprint you, 1740 01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:43,264 picture you, and throw you in a cell with who knows what, 1741 01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:45,267 -the dredges of society. -[Roddy] You know… 1742 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,937 [Heenan] Of course, Boss Man will be right at home. 1743 01:16:48,003 --> 01:16:49,105 [Gorilla] Oh, look out. 1744 01:16:49,170 --> 01:16:51,240 The Boss Man made a nice move there, 1745 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:55,311 slide out, almost got his hands on that little runt, Jimmy Hart. 1746 01:16:57,545 --> 01:16:59,447 [Heenan] If he worries about Jimmy Hart, 1747 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,651 he's gonna have to worry about who's gonna be his cellmate tonight. 1748 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,920 [Gorilla] Oh, thumb right in the eye. 1749 01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:06,388 [Heenan] Because he's gotta beat that Mountie. 1750 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:08,523 [Roddy] This is turning into a brawl too. 1751 01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:10,326 We've had punches exchanged. 1752 01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:12,260 They have tried wrestling maneuvers. 1753 01:17:12,327 --> 01:17:13,862 They have just gone for the eyes. 1754 01:17:13,929 --> 01:17:15,364 Now it's highflying. 1755 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:18,032 [Gorilla] Oh, Boss Man catches him in midair. 1756 01:17:19,934 --> 01:17:23,472 What a power display here by the Big Boss Man. 1757 01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:26,041 Where is he gonna dump him? 1758 01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,943 Oh. He nailed him. 1759 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,083 [Roddy] What's that tinkle, tinkle I hear? 1760 01:17:34,717 --> 01:17:36,852 [Jimmy Hart] Come on, baby. You're not the law and order! 1761 01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:38,286 You'll never be law and order! 1762 01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:40,523 There's only one law and order, and it's the Mountie! 1763 01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:42,224 [Gorilla] Jimmy Hart, doing his job 1764 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:45,027 trying to distract the Big Boss Man, 1765 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:48,164 but he's obviously on the straight and narrow right now. 1766 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,900 Look at, he's trying to tear that head right off his shoulders. 1767 01:17:50,965 --> 01:17:54,036 [Jimmy Hart] Come on. Come on, you can do it. Get up, baby. 1768 01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,638 Get up now. You can do it, baby. 1769 01:17:55,771 --> 01:17:57,773 [Roddy] But I would have figured the Boss Man 1770 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,775 would've tried to go for a pin there. 1771 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:02,878 I'm surprised that he's trying to wear Mountie down 1772 01:18:02,945 --> 01:18:04,713 and I'm surprised that the Boss Man 1773 01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:08,450 is falling for Jimmy's tactics of distraction. 1774 01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:12,388 [Gorilla] What an evening here on SummerSlam. 1775 01:18:12,454 --> 01:18:14,089 -From the outside rope… -[Roddy] Oh. 1776 01:18:14,156 --> 01:18:16,791 [Gorilla] From the back side, right into the steel steps. 1777 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,027 [Roddy] Jeez. 1778 01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:20,728 [Roddy] He's fallen and he can't get up. 1779 01:18:20,795 --> 01:18:22,731 -[Gorilla] Will you stop? -[Roddy laughs] 1780 01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:26,835 We got a worldwide television audience here 1781 01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:29,972 and boy, have they been treated royally so far. 1782 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,942 We've seen the Intercontinental belt change hands. 1783 01:18:33,008 --> 01:18:36,946 We've seen Virgil become the new Million Dollar Champion. 1784 01:18:37,012 --> 01:18:39,815 And now were gonna see somebody go to the slammer. 1785 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,517 [Heenan] Look at the Boss Man, 1786 01:18:41,584 --> 01:18:43,519 he should get used to sleeping on the floor 1787 01:18:43,586 --> 01:18:45,387 because that's where he's gonna be tonight. 1788 01:18:45,487 --> 01:18:48,023 [Jimmy Hart] All right. That's what it's all about. 1789 01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:50,291 The Mountie is the only law and order. 1790 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:53,027 The Mountie is the only law and order, baby. 1791 01:18:53,094 --> 01:18:54,096 [Heenan] That's right, Jimmy. 1792 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:56,031 [Gorilla] What a fountain of misinformation. 1793 01:18:56,098 --> 01:18:58,133 [Roddy] Uh-huh. I'd like to stick him in a piece of bread. 1794 01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,300 He could be the file. 1795 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:05,608 [Gorilla] Look out, elbow finds the mark by The Mountie. 1796 01:19:05,674 --> 01:19:08,043 Nice move, well executed. 1797 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:10,746 [Roddy] The Boss Man was on a roll. 1798 01:19:10,813 --> 01:19:12,615 Everything was going his way, 1799 01:19:12,681 --> 01:19:16,818 until he fell for the tactics of the Mouth from the South. 1800 01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:18,487 Mountie comes from behind. 1801 01:19:18,554 --> 01:19:20,589 Once The Mountie gets you down, 1802 01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:22,625 he has the tendency to get his man. 1803 01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:24,425 -[Gorilla] He's relentless. -[Heenan] Piper, Piper, Piper. 1804 01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:27,696 Piper, don't blame Boss Man for chasing Jimmy Hart. 1805 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:30,666 The guy never professed to be a Harvard graduate. 1806 01:19:30,733 --> 01:19:33,702 -He's not that bright a guy. -[Roddy] Oh, really? 1807 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:37,906 [Gorilla] Irish whip by The Mountie, hard into the corner goes the Boss Man. 1808 01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:40,409 [Roddy] I wonder if Boss Man's mommy is gonna be baking him a cake. 1809 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,010 [Heenan] Oh, you wanna start again? 1810 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:44,847 Does your mom ever bake anything for you, Piper? 1811 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:46,315 Oh, they were never home. That's right. 1812 01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:49,985 [Roddy] A little stiff there, Boobs. 1813 01:19:54,188 --> 01:19:56,191 [Heenan] They certainly didn't teach the Boss Man 1814 01:19:56,258 --> 01:19:57,793 that at the Harvard school of business. 1815 01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:01,929 [Gorilla] Hooks the leg, but only gets a two-count. 1816 01:20:01,996 --> 01:20:03,999 [Jimmy Hart] Come on. Watch out when he's down. Come on, man. 1817 01:20:04,066 --> 01:20:06,802 [Heenan] Come on. Beat that meter maid from Cobb County up. 1818 01:20:07,736 --> 01:20:08,837 [Roddy] Oh. 1819 01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:11,874 [Gorilla] Both guys throwing caution to the wind here, 1820 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:14,175 unloading with those roundhouse rights. 1821 01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:16,210 Nice reversal now by the Boss Man. 1822 01:20:16,277 --> 01:20:17,545 -Whoa. -[Roddy] Oh. 1823 01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:19,014 [Gorilla] A split second too late. 1824 01:20:19,081 --> 01:20:20,081 [Heenan] I'll tell you-- 1825 01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:22,351 [Roddy] Jimmy Hart's screaming at him, 1826 01:20:22,418 --> 01:20:24,452 "The Mountie always gets his man." 1827 01:20:24,519 --> 01:20:26,388 [Heenan] I'll tell you something, Boss Man, 1828 01:20:26,455 --> 01:20:28,624 you're not gonna be sleeping tonight with Otis. 1829 01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:31,026 And Aunt Bee is not gonna be bringing you cookies and cake. 1830 01:20:31,093 --> 01:20:34,029 And Andy and Barney aren't gonna let you out in the morning. 1831 01:20:34,096 --> 01:20:36,598 You're in for one horrible night. 1832 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:39,902 [Roddy] Yeah, but if The Mountie does go to jail, maybe he will get his man. 1833 01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:43,172 [Gorilla] Elbow drop by The Mountie 1834 01:20:43,237 --> 01:20:46,108 and another one finds the mark right on the sternum. 1835 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,876 -Over for the cover? -[Roddy] Kick out. 1836 01:20:48,943 --> 01:20:51,413 [Gorilla] Yes. Oh, look at, he didn't hook that leg up right? 1837 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:55,451 [Roddy] No, sir. Technique, you cannot forget the basic. 1838 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,120 It doesn't matter what kind of brawl it turns it into, 1839 01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:00,989 the basics of winning a match is the basics of wrestling. 1840 01:21:01,056 --> 01:21:02,491 You must hook the leg, 1841 01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:04,626 especially with a competitor like the Boss Man. 1842 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,061 [Gorilla] Dropkick. 1843 01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:08,030 [Heenan] But were not dealing with finesse here. 1844 01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:09,831 These two guys are fighting. 1845 01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:11,767 They're fighting for a reputation 1846 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:14,068 and they're fighting for their survival tonight. 1847 01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:15,838 [Gorilla] They're fighting to stay out of the can. 1848 01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:16,905 [Roddy] Yes. 1849 01:21:16,972 --> 01:21:18,507 Whoa, the strength. 1850 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,742 Boss Man still got some vigor in him. 1851 01:21:23,512 --> 01:21:25,647 [Heenan] What the heck is Jimmy Hart trying to do with that? 1852 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,116 What the hell is wrong with him? 1853 01:21:27,715 --> 01:21:29,751 [Gorilla] Excuse me, trying to save his man. 1854 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:31,152 -Oh. -[Roddy] Oh. 1855 01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:33,255 [Gorilla] Clothesline city right on the apron. 1856 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:35,590 [Heenan] He fell on his head, that's okay. It won't hurt him. 1857 01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:37,559 I don't wanna hear you people yelling for the Boss Man. 1858 01:21:37,626 --> 01:21:39,027 [Gorilla] Look at that little runt, 1859 01:21:39,661 --> 01:21:42,697 the greatest walking advertisement for birth control 1860 01:21:42,764 --> 01:21:45,634 I've ever seen, Hot Rod, Jimmy Hart. 1861 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,402 You're going to jail, baby. 1862 01:21:47,469 --> 01:21:49,538 [Heenan] Come on, Boss Man. Get up. It's six o'clock in the morning. 1863 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,740 Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette. 1864 01:21:52,206 --> 01:21:54,643 [Roddy] Oh, you know what time they get up in the pokey, do you? 1865 01:21:55,210 --> 01:21:58,347 [Heenan] I've watched Police Story before in Colombo. Huh! 1866 01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,014 [Roddy] Yeah. Yeah. 1867 01:22:00,081 --> 01:22:01,983 [Heenan] I think you're speaking from personal experience. 1868 01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:03,852 [Roddy] I can do 30 minutes on that, Boobs. 1869 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,288 [Gorilla] Oh, nice uppercut by the Boss Man. 1870 01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:08,090 Whoa, and a roundhouse right 1871 01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:10,692 and retaliation by The Mountie. 1872 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,928 Oh, he just bit him. 1873 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:19,300 Mountie, pulling out all the stops here, going for a piledriver. 1874 01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:20,803 He can't get him up. 1875 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:22,938 [Heenan] I don't think he's got anything left. 1876 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:26,642 [Roddy] No, Boss Man's keeping a low bum on it, man. 1877 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,610 -[Heenan] He's got him. -[Gorilla] Oh, no. 1878 01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:33,348 -[Roddy] Oh. -[Gorilla] Oh, he got the piledriver in, 1879 01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:37,251 it wasn't all that well-executed but under the circumstances. 1880 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,822 [Roddy] Both men so tired, 1881 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:42,124 both men are trying so hard. 1882 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,092 He caught the Boss Man a good one there. 1883 01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:45,561 The Boss Man is hurt. 1884 01:22:47,529 --> 01:22:51,233 Could be a night in the pokey for the Boss Man. 1885 01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:55,370 [Heenan] I wonder if you'll get a tin cup to beat in the bars with. 1886 01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:57,940 [Roddy] Why is The Mountie waiting so long? 1887 01:22:58,706 --> 01:23:00,142 [Heenan] Well, he's giving Jimmy Hart a signal. 1888 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,611 [Gorilla] Something's going on here, they got a plan, they got a play. 1889 01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:04,446 [Roddy] What's going on? All he's gotta do is cover him. 1890 01:23:04,513 --> 01:23:06,482 [Gorilla] Nobody ever said he was a mental giant, Hot Rod. 1891 01:23:06,548 --> 01:23:07,516 [Roddy] This is true. 1892 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:10,117 [Heenan] Oh, he wants to zap him. He wants to zap him good. 1893 01:23:10,184 --> 01:23:12,387 -[Gorilla] He's got the zapper now. -[Roddy] Referee! 1894 01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:15,057 [Gorilla] He missed. 1895 01:23:15,123 --> 01:23:17,459 An uppercut by The Boss Man 1896 01:23:18,693 --> 01:23:20,696 and the cattle prod went flying. 1897 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,833 [Roddy] Come on, get up, Boss Man, he's behind you. 1898 01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:27,635 Look at that little runt. Are you a rodent? 1899 01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:30,205 Jimmy Hart ran over and grabbed that stick 1900 01:23:30,272 --> 01:23:31,773 before the referee could see it. 1901 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,910 [Gorilla] Leapfrog, I don't know how he did that one. 1902 01:23:34,977 --> 01:23:37,212 Whoa, Boss Man stings him. 1903 01:23:37,279 --> 01:23:39,313 Uppercut from the-- 1904 01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:41,282 [Roddy] Mike Tyson, eat your heart out. 1905 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:44,419 [Gorilla] I'm surprised his head's still on his shoulders. 1906 01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:45,987 Sends him in for the ride. 1907 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:49,691 Oh, he nailed him with that patented move. 1908 01:23:49,758 --> 01:23:51,460 -[Roddy] Cover him. -[Gorilla] He's got him. 1909 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:52,995 One, two, three. 1910 01:23:53,061 --> 01:23:54,663 -[Heenan] No. -[Roddy] Yes. 1911 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:56,632 [Gorilla] That is a two-count only. 1912 01:23:56,697 --> 01:23:59,367 [Heenan] It shows you the fight that's still left in The Mountie. 1913 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:02,271 [Roddy] Tonight, just look at the close counts we have. 1914 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,641 Have you ever seen such splendid competition, 1915 01:24:05,706 --> 01:24:07,675 such drive in athletes? 1916 01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:13,014 [Gorilla] Trip from the backside by The Mountie, 1917 01:24:13,081 --> 01:24:16,084 still have enough collective thoughts left to do that. 1918 01:24:17,085 --> 01:24:19,221 [Heenan] He's The Mountie, he's law and order. 1919 01:24:19,987 --> 01:24:22,925 He's been telling you, you all know he's smarter than The Boss Man. 1920 01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:24,092 [Roddy] Oh, baloney. 1921 01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:26,562 [Heenan] Now, he's showing you that he's tougher than The Boss Man. 1922 01:24:26,962 --> 01:24:29,665 [Gorilla] Both of these guys are ripe for the pickings right now. 1923 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:32,768 [Roddy] Both these guys are tough. I've been watching them. 1924 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:34,603 Both these guys-- oh, wait. 1925 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,237 [Heenan] What's this? 1926 01:24:36,304 --> 01:24:38,206 [Gorilla] Oh. 1927 01:24:38,273 --> 01:24:40,075 He knocked the wind right out of him. 1928 01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:41,510 -It's over. -[bell ringing] 1929 01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:42,945 -[Roddy] He got him! -[Heenan] Oh, no. 1930 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:45,380 [crowd cheering] 1931 01:24:45,447 --> 01:24:46,815 [Gorilla] Look at Jimmy Hart running. 1932 01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:49,451 [Howard] The winner of the Jailhouse match, 1933 01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:52,821 the Big Boss Man. 1934 01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:55,523 ["Hard Times" playing] 1935 01:24:55,590 --> 01:25:00,896 [Roddy] Gonna be doing that "Jailhouse Rock" now, baby. [laughs] 1936 01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:04,900 [Gorilla] Oh, look at The Boss Man calling for our law enforcement officers. 1937 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,268 [Heenan] Oh, no. Oh, no. 1938 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:08,536 This is bad. 1939 01:25:09,471 --> 01:25:10,706 I don't like the look of this. 1940 01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:12,273 [Gorilla] Cuff him, cuff him. 1941 01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:16,411 [Heenan] And the way The Mountie talked to these police officers 1942 01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:18,413 -just a few minutes ago. -[Roddy laughs] 1943 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:21,849 What was that? "I don't want you to be nice and kind 1944 01:25:21,916 --> 01:25:24,686 like the New York City Police Department usually is." 1945 01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:27,155 "I want you to be rough like The Mounties." 1946 01:25:27,222 --> 01:25:28,523 Well, give it to him. 1947 01:25:29,257 --> 01:25:31,293 [Gorilla] The Mountie leading the way here, 1948 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,462 our cameras are gonna follow him right out. 1949 01:25:33,527 --> 01:25:34,896 [Roddy laughs] 1950 01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:38,767 -[Mountie clamors indistinctly] -[Roddy laughs] 1951 01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:41,637 [Mountie] Stop it! You can't do this to me. 1952 01:25:41,702 --> 01:25:44,239 Come on, boy. I told you, get up. 1953 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,741 [Mountie] You can't do this to me. 1954 01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:47,643 [Heenan] They're taking him directly now to the jail? 1955 01:25:47,709 --> 01:25:48,977 [Gorilla] Right to the paddy wagon. 1956 01:25:49,044 --> 01:25:50,545 [Heenan] Oh, my God. 1957 01:25:50,612 --> 01:25:52,347 -[Roddy laughing] -[indistinct clamor] 1958 01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:53,581 [Heenan] Kinda looks like Pee-wee. 1959 01:25:53,648 --> 01:25:55,282 They're not gonna let him change clothes or anything? 1960 01:25:55,349 --> 01:25:58,019 -[Gorilla] Forget about it. -[indistinct clamor] 1961 01:25:58,085 --> 01:25:59,821 [Roddy] Change clothes, what, you think when they arrest you, 1962 01:25:59,888 --> 01:26:00,956 they allow you to change clothes? 1963 01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:03,125 [Heenan] But he can't go to jail, you know-- 1964 01:26:03,191 --> 01:26:05,927 [Mountie] You're hurting me! [screams] 1965 01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:08,964 You're hurting me! Jesus. 1966 01:26:09,063 --> 01:26:10,532 You're hurting me. 1967 01:26:11,633 --> 01:26:12,867 [Roddy] Get him in there. 1968 01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:14,436 [Gorilla] Into the paddy wagon. 1969 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,371 [Mountie] I can't do this. 1970 01:26:16,438 --> 01:26:18,005 [Roddy] Beautiful. 1971 01:26:19,273 --> 01:26:21,576 -[Gorilla] Door is locked shut. -[Heenan] Oh, my God. 1972 01:26:21,643 --> 01:26:23,478 [Roddy] Gonna do the "Jailhouse Rock," baby. 1973 01:26:23,978 --> 01:26:25,313 [Boss Man] Bye-bye, jailbird. 1974 01:26:26,114 --> 01:26:28,416 -[siren whirring] -[Heenan] They're shackling him now. 1975 01:26:29,151 --> 01:26:30,719 [Roddy laughs] 1976 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,856 [Gorilla] He doesn't look too happy, 1977 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:38,126 The Mountie on his way out of Madison Square Garden. 1978 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,960 [Roddy] This ain't gonna be no honeymoon. 1979 01:26:40,027 --> 01:26:42,697 [Heenan] That may be the last ride. 1980 01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:45,333 We may never see The Mountie again. 1981 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,001 [Roddy] Fort Apache, baby. 1982 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:51,239 [Heenan] The match made in heaven, the match made in hell. 1983 01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:53,340 This may be Mountie's night in hell. 1984 01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,478 [Gorilla] He's getting exactly what he deserved. 1985 01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:59,014 [Roddy] Do you expect me to feel sorry for him, Boobs? 1986 01:26:59,081 --> 01:27:00,215 [sirens wailing] 1987 01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:02,851 [Gorilla] Double cross as the paddy wagon 1988 01:27:02,918 --> 01:27:05,253 pulls out on the 33rd street 1989 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,090 here in Manhattan headed for the slammer. 1990 01:27:08,156 --> 01:27:10,224 [Roddy] I never thought I'd like that sound. 1991 01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:14,295 -[Heenan] Oh, my God. -[Gorilla] He's on his way. 1992 01:27:14,362 --> 01:27:17,299 Right now, let's take you to "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 1993 01:27:17,365 --> 01:27:18,532 [Heenan] Uh-oh. 1994 01:27:19,233 --> 01:27:20,602 Well, Gorilla, I can assure you 1995 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:22,504 it's not gonna be a night at the beach so to speak… 1996 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:24,139 Shut up, Okerlund, I got something to say. 1997 01:27:24,206 --> 01:27:25,407 Can you believe this-- 1998 01:27:25,507 --> 01:27:27,742 Never in the history of the World Wrestling Entertainment. 1999 01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:30,478 Never in the history of wrestling has there ever been a bigger rip off 2000 01:27:30,545 --> 01:27:34,282 than what happened here tonight. This man ripped me off. 2001 01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:36,718 This match should have never even started. 2002 01:27:36,785 --> 01:27:38,719 You talk about disqualification. 2003 01:27:38,786 --> 01:27:41,757 Virgil jumps me from behind, the bell should've rung. 2004 01:27:41,822 --> 01:27:43,692 It should've been over right there. 2005 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:44,826 Why did he jump me? 2006 01:27:44,893 --> 01:27:48,230 Because he knows that's the only way he could ever have beat me. 2007 01:27:48,295 --> 01:27:52,634 Then the referee stops the match, rings the bell, kicks her out of ringside. 2008 01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:55,737 Jack Tunney stands behind that, should have never happened. 2009 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:58,005 Let me tell you something, Virgil, you stole it. 2010 01:27:58,072 --> 01:27:59,508 That's the only way you can get it. 2011 01:27:59,574 --> 01:28:02,210 Just got a serious case of the Joneses, The Million Dollar Man. 2012 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,846 Standing by right now, let's go to Sean Mooney. 2013 01:28:04,913 --> 01:28:06,148 Well, thank you, Gene. 2014 01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:08,215 Joining me, the new Intercontinental Champion 2015 01:28:08,282 --> 01:28:11,052 Bret "The Hitman" Hart. And, Bret, it has a great sound. 2016 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:12,920 You know, it doesn't get any better than this. 2017 01:28:12,987 --> 01:28:15,891 This has got to be the greatest day for The Hitman. 2018 01:28:15,956 --> 01:28:18,960 I've waited a long time to prove to Mr. Perfect 2019 01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:21,929 that there's no such thing as perfect 2020 01:28:21,996 --> 01:28:23,799 and he got to find out the hard way 2021 01:28:23,865 --> 01:28:27,369 what the Excellence of Execution is all about. 2022 01:28:27,434 --> 01:28:30,038 Mr. Perfect, you just weren't good enough, 2023 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:33,809 and you're looking at the World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion. 2024 01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:36,244 Let's go over to "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 2025 01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:39,281 All right. With me at this time, The Natural Disasters. 2026 01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:41,883 Jimmy Hart, you got to be about-- concerned about The Mountie. 2027 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:43,384 He's on his way to the slammer right now. 2028 01:28:43,451 --> 01:28:44,820 Get my lawyers on the phone. 2029 01:28:44,885 --> 01:28:46,888 I want my lawyers on the phone right now 2030 01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:48,657 because nobody's gonna get away with this. 2031 01:28:48,723 --> 01:28:50,224 We were ripped off. I'm telling you, "Mean" Gene… 2032 01:28:50,291 --> 01:28:51,860 Oh, please, Jimmy Hart, give me a break. 2033 01:28:51,927 --> 01:28:54,563 I want to right now talk to Earthquake and Typhoon. 2034 01:28:54,629 --> 01:28:58,099 Gentlemen, apparently, you stuck your noses in where it shouldn't belong. 2035 01:28:58,166 --> 01:28:59,467 Stuck it where it don't belong? 2036 01:28:59,534 --> 01:29:04,039 Legion of Doom, we're gonna eat you up, chew you up and spit you out. 2037 01:29:04,105 --> 01:29:05,307 What about it, Earthquake? 2038 01:29:05,373 --> 01:29:09,443 Legion of Doom, you are the ones that stuck your nose in our business. 2039 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:10,846 It was our match. 2040 01:29:10,911 --> 01:29:13,514 We had the problem with André the Giant 2041 01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:15,951 and you prevented us from getting him. 2042 01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:17,552 You are history. 2043 01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:22,023 All right. Standing by right now, my colleague, once again, 2044 01:29:22,090 --> 01:29:24,092 Sean Mooney with the Big Boss Man. 2045 01:29:24,392 --> 01:29:28,362 Big Boss Man, you have to be very happy we just saw The Mountie, 2046 01:29:28,429 --> 01:29:30,999 he's on his way to spend a night with the New York City Police. 2047 01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:33,535 Sean Mooney, what kind of bird can't fly? 2048 01:29:33,634 --> 01:29:35,402 -You got me, Big Boss Man. -A jailbird. 2049 01:29:35,469 --> 01:29:38,540 That's exactly what the Canadian Mountie is. 2050 01:29:38,607 --> 01:29:41,643 This is just a small sample of what you got to look forward to. 2051 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,178 That ride downtown, 2052 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:44,980 you got to look forward to getting booked in 2053 01:29:45,045 --> 01:29:47,782 and getting thrown in that cell with God knows who, 2054 01:29:47,849 --> 01:29:49,584 but the plain and simple fact is, 2055 01:29:49,651 --> 01:29:51,385 I promised everybody in this country, 2056 01:29:51,452 --> 01:29:52,754 every man, woman, and child 2057 01:29:52,821 --> 01:29:55,456 that I am the law and order in the World Wrestling Entertainment, 2058 01:29:55,523 --> 01:29:56,825 and that is a fact now. 2059 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,259 No more questions. 2060 01:29:58,326 --> 01:30:02,030 Canadian Mountie, you're just a criminal, a bad cop. 2061 01:30:02,097 --> 01:30:05,000 I am the law and order, plain and simple. 2062 01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:07,067 [Sean] Well, "Mean" Gene Okerlund is attempting to catch up 2063 01:30:07,134 --> 01:30:09,638 with the groom to be, the "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 2064 01:30:09,704 --> 01:30:11,639 Let's see if we can find Gene Okerlund. 2065 01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:14,075 All right. Thank you very much, Sean Mooney. 2066 01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:15,809 The "Macho Man" Randy Savage, 2067 01:30:15,876 --> 01:30:17,679 of course, is gonna be exchanging nuptials 2068 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:20,081 with the lovely Elizabeth here at SummerSlam. 2069 01:30:20,148 --> 01:30:23,718 Macho Man, I know you're on the horn with the 900 number, 2070 01:30:23,785 --> 01:30:25,786 talking live to somebody right now. 2071 01:30:25,887 --> 01:30:27,289 Excuse me, Macho Man. 2072 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,691 -Well, apparently-- -Excuse me for a second. 2073 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,459 Wait a minute. I'm on the phone. Dig it? 2074 01:30:31,526 --> 01:30:33,561 Yeah. Uh-huh. Gene Okerlund. You know who Gene Okerlund is. 2075 01:30:33,628 --> 01:30:36,498 Well, apparently, I'm not gonna get an opportunity to talk with the Macho Man. 2076 01:30:36,563 --> 01:30:38,934 However, right next door in her dressing room, 2077 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,268 and I'm sure she is just radiant, 2078 01:30:41,335 --> 01:30:44,438 and of course, always willing for a little conversation, Miss Elizabeth. 2079 01:30:44,505 --> 01:30:46,840 -I think I'll sneak over and talk to her. -[Macho Man] That ain't gonna happen. 2080 01:30:46,907 --> 01:30:50,812 No way. What are you, in a hurry for going to see somebody? 2081 01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,480 -What did you say? Elizabeth? -Apparently not. 2082 01:30:52,547 --> 01:30:54,081 You didn't-- Apparently is not her name. 2083 01:30:54,148 --> 01:30:56,384 -It's Elizabeth. And you said it's just… -All right. Thank you. 2084 01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:59,187 I think if you stayed here with me, that would be fine. 2085 01:30:59,254 --> 01:31:01,289 You don't mind making this a party line call, 2086 01:31:01,356 --> 01:31:03,291 -do ya? -I think that's the way it's gonna be. 2087 01:31:03,358 --> 01:31:06,327 With that, let's join our broadcast colleague, 2088 01:31:06,393 --> 01:31:09,397 Lord Alfred Hayes with all the latest news from the UK. 2089 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,366 But in the meantime, here at stateside, 2090 01:31:11,433 --> 01:31:13,434 perhaps we could take a five-minute break. 2091 01:31:13,501 --> 01:31:14,501 -Five-minute break? -By the way, 2092 01:31:14,568 --> 01:31:16,137 call that 900 number right now. 2093 01:31:16,204 --> 01:31:17,672 -[laughs] -Yup. What do you want, bro? 2094 01:31:17,739 --> 01:31:18,974 Tell me right now. 2095 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,076 [rock music playing] 2096 01:31:35,123 --> 01:31:38,860 [Gorilla] Well, we're back here at Madison Square Garden back at SummerSlam. 2097 01:31:38,927 --> 01:31:41,996 A lot of things still to come, the Match Made in Heaven, 2098 01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:46,401 and of course, the Match Made in Hell with a special guest referee, 2099 01:31:46,468 --> 01:31:49,971 Sid Justice who could be the determining factor on that one, Rod. 2100 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:51,606 Which way is the wind gonna blow? 2101 01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:52,674 We don't know. 2102 01:31:52,741 --> 01:31:57,178 The Mountie all in the same block, dancing to the Jailhouse Rock. 2103 01:31:57,245 --> 01:32:00,415 And first of all, I never thought The Hitman would beat Mr. Perfect. 2104 01:32:00,482 --> 01:32:03,284 I never thought Virgil would walk out of here with The Million Dollar belt. 2105 01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:04,818 -You've never thought? -I never thought-- 2106 01:32:04,885 --> 01:32:06,286 -I'm speaking, do you mind? -Excuse me. 2107 01:32:06,353 --> 01:32:07,755 -Woof, woof. -And I never thought 2108 01:32:07,822 --> 01:32:10,157 that The Mountie would be on his way to jail. 2109 01:32:10,224 --> 01:32:13,495 Now, but I have thought about Sid Justice 2110 01:32:13,561 --> 01:32:16,097 and I guarantee you, he's up to something. 2111 01:32:16,164 --> 01:32:18,133 -What makes you think that? -He's been too quiet. 2112 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:20,235 Have you heard anything about him in the last hour or two hours, 2113 01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:21,835 -three hours or so? -No. 2114 01:32:21,902 --> 01:32:23,071 -Well, he's-- -So, what does that mean? 2115 01:32:23,138 --> 01:32:24,472 Well, a guy like Sid Justice makes noise. 2116 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,307 Is that trying to tell you something or what? 2117 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,043 A guy like Sid Justice makes noise. 2118 01:32:28,108 --> 01:32:30,245 Don't read something that isn't there, Brain. 2119 01:32:30,311 --> 01:32:31,880 -Give me a break. -Hey, if something happens, 2120 01:32:31,946 --> 01:32:33,380 -I said it first. -You know, the Macho Man 2121 01:32:33,447 --> 01:32:34,715 has been talking so much on that phone. 2122 01:32:34,782 --> 01:32:37,317 Maybe he won't have any voice left to say, "I do." 2123 01:32:37,384 --> 01:32:40,422 All he got to say is, "Oh, yeah." 2124 01:32:40,487 --> 01:32:44,893 I understand that that paddy wagon is just about to pull up to the slammer. 2125 01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:46,393 Jailhouse Rock, baby. 2126 01:32:47,362 --> 01:32:49,397 [officer 1] I think this is them now. 2127 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,269 [Mountie] You can't do this to me. 2128 01:32:55,335 --> 01:32:56,737 -You know who I am? -[officer 2] Come on. 2129 01:32:56,804 --> 01:32:58,306 [Mountie] You can't do this to me. 2130 01:32:58,373 --> 01:32:59,474 [screams] 2131 01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:00,809 You can't do that. 2132 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:03,344 -Oh. You stupid-- -Come on. Come on. 2133 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:04,779 You know who I am? 2134 01:33:04,846 --> 01:33:06,313 I'm The Mountie. 2135 01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:08,849 Oh, oh, wait. Stop it. 2136 01:33:08,916 --> 01:33:10,785 We speak the same language. 2137 01:33:10,852 --> 01:33:13,254 Let me show you. You have the right to remain silent. 2138 01:33:13,321 --> 01:33:15,123 Oh. You have the right to an attorney. 2139 01:33:15,190 --> 01:33:18,326 Anything you say… [screams] …will be held against you 2140 01:33:18,393 --> 01:33:19,827 in a court of law. 2141 01:33:19,893 --> 01:33:21,062 We're the same. 2142 01:33:21,129 --> 01:33:24,566 You're local hick cops and I'm The Mountie. 2143 01:33:24,632 --> 01:33:28,202 I am The Mountie. 2144 01:33:28,702 --> 01:33:31,840 Well, not exactly a warm reception for The Mountie. 2145 01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:33,241 Let me tell you something you, baby. 2146 01:33:33,308 --> 01:33:35,643 They better not hurt one hair on The Mountie's head. 2147 01:33:35,710 --> 01:33:38,313 My lawyer is on the way to the police station right now as we speak. 2148 01:33:38,379 --> 01:33:41,449 Jimmy Hart-- Jimmy Hart, sir, you're gonna have to put The Mountie's problems aside 2149 01:33:41,516 --> 01:33:42,650 for the moment, 2150 01:33:42,717 --> 01:33:45,152 as The Nasty Boys prepare to defend the tag team belts 2151 01:33:45,219 --> 01:33:46,487 against The Legion of Doom. 2152 01:33:46,554 --> 01:33:47,755 Oh, baby. 2153 01:33:47,822 --> 01:33:51,893 LOD and Jack Tunney coagulated to make these rules. 2154 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,527 Well, let me tell you, LOD, 2155 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:56,130 Jack Tunney ain't coming to the ring with you. 2156 01:33:56,197 --> 01:33:59,134 It's just you and us, and you're going to Nastyville 2157 01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,137 and this is one trip you're not coming back from. [laughs] 2158 01:34:02,202 --> 01:34:04,405 Hey, let me tell you something. 2159 01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:07,442 Hawk, Animal, let me tell you, 2160 01:34:07,509 --> 01:34:10,010 no more crying, no more whining. 2161 01:34:10,077 --> 01:34:12,813 It's you against us for the gold. 2162 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,383 The heat's on. It's melt in your face. 2163 01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:18,452 It's your last trip to Nastyville and you're going down. 2164 01:34:18,519 --> 01:34:20,288 Come on, Sags, let's get out of here. 2165 01:34:20,355 --> 01:34:22,322 No. Wait a minute, Jimmy Hart. I've just received word. 2166 01:34:22,389 --> 01:34:25,660 There is more going on at the jail with The Mountie. 2167 01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:27,027 Take a look right there. 2168 01:34:27,094 --> 01:34:29,164 [Mountie] You guys think you're tough guys? 2169 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:30,532 Give me my shock stick. 2170 01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:32,599 Why don't you get that? No. 2171 01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:36,504 No. You're not taking my picture. No. 2172 01:34:36,571 --> 01:34:39,907 You're not taking-- you're not taking my picture. 2173 01:34:39,974 --> 01:34:42,242 [photographer] So I guess the Boss Man kicked your butt, huh? 2174 01:34:42,343 --> 01:34:44,045 -[camera clicks] -What? No. 2175 01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:46,014 You don't take my picture. 2176 01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,081 No. 2177 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:50,018 Not exactly a picture for the wallet, Jimmy Hart. 2178 01:34:50,084 --> 01:34:51,952 They can't take pictures of The Mountie like that. 2179 01:34:52,019 --> 01:34:53,655 That's an invasion of privacy. 2180 01:34:53,721 --> 01:34:55,356 My lawyers will hear about this. 2181 01:34:55,423 --> 01:34:57,825 Right now, let's go over to "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 2182 01:34:57,892 --> 01:35:00,161 Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this right now. 2183 01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:02,362 Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this. 2184 01:35:02,429 --> 01:35:03,464 All right. Thank you, Sean Mooney. 2185 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:04,999 A couple of gentlemen with me right now, 2186 01:35:05,066 --> 01:35:08,202 The Legion of Doom with the opportunity of a lifetime tonight 2187 01:35:08,268 --> 01:35:09,871 as they meet The Nasty Boys 2188 01:35:09,938 --> 01:35:12,674 for the World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team titles. 2189 01:35:12,740 --> 01:35:15,442 No count-out, no disqualification, Animal. 2190 01:35:15,509 --> 01:35:19,246 That's right, Gene. No count-out, no DQ, that's right up our alley. 2191 01:35:19,313 --> 01:35:20,648 That's what the LOD likes. 2192 01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:23,651 You know, Gene, we're here getting ready for the match in the Garden 2193 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:26,688 against The Nasty Boys, ready to take those titles 2194 01:35:26,754 --> 01:35:28,255 and we hear all this commotion. 2195 01:35:28,322 --> 01:35:29,490 We look through the curtain 2196 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:33,760 and The Natural Disasters are trying to jump André, two-on-one. 2197 01:35:33,827 --> 01:35:38,733 So, Hawk and I decided to take it upon ourselves to even up the odds. 2198 01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,701 How do you like that, Natural Disasters? 2199 01:35:40,768 --> 01:35:44,639 Anytime, anywhere, we ain't afraid of you. Tell 'em, Hawk. 2200 01:35:45,572 --> 01:35:49,043 Well, it seems to me 2201 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:51,112 that it seems to be 2202 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:54,115 that The Natural Disasters have just bitten off 2203 01:35:54,182 --> 01:35:57,085 a little bit more than they can chew. 2204 01:35:57,151 --> 01:36:01,155 Well, somewhere down the line, I'm sure we'll be in the ring with you. 2205 01:36:01,222 --> 01:36:03,558 And when we get done chewing you, 2206 01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:07,128 we'll spit you out like that stinking bad tartar 2207 01:36:07,195 --> 01:36:09,097 that was stuck to our teeth. 2208 01:36:09,397 --> 01:36:11,833 But first and foremost on our minds, 2209 01:36:11,898 --> 01:36:15,303 our rotten minds is The Nasty Boys 2210 01:36:15,370 --> 01:36:18,172 and the WWE Tag Team titles. 2211 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:20,974 You see, when we get done with The Nasty Boys, 2212 01:36:21,041 --> 01:36:23,111 we're gonna call them the Patsy Boys. 2213 01:36:23,177 --> 01:36:27,048 You see, there's boys, there's men, and there's monsters. 2214 01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:30,550 Oh, what a rush. 2215 01:36:30,617 --> 01:36:31,885 Thank you, Legion of Doom. 2216 01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:35,456 Apparently, there is more going on right now involving The Mountie. 2217 01:36:35,523 --> 01:36:37,425 Let's get back to the city sneezer. 2218 01:36:37,492 --> 01:36:40,094 No. You can't do this to me. 2219 01:36:40,161 --> 01:36:41,728 You can't-- no. 2220 01:36:41,795 --> 01:36:43,598 You can't take my fingerprint. 2221 01:36:43,665 --> 01:36:45,166 I'm not giving it to you. 2222 01:36:45,233 --> 01:36:46,634 [officer] Come on. Give me your finger. 2223 01:36:46,701 --> 01:36:48,635 You're not-- you're not getting it. 2224 01:36:48,702 --> 01:36:51,438 -[officer] Give me your finger. -You want the finger? 2225 01:36:51,505 --> 01:36:53,206 There's the finger. 2226 01:36:53,273 --> 01:36:56,376 [yells] Ouch. 2227 01:36:58,012 --> 01:36:59,514 Don't do that. 2228 01:36:59,580 --> 01:37:03,117 I'm The Mountie. You can't fingerprint me. 2229 01:37:03,750 --> 01:37:07,355 It looks as though The Mountie is a bit outnumbered at the New York City jail. 2230 01:37:07,422 --> 01:37:10,291 And Sgt. Slaughter, I'm sure you can relate to that situation 2231 01:37:10,358 --> 01:37:13,494 as you prepare to face Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior, 2232 01:37:13,561 --> 01:37:15,996 three-on-two in the Match Made in Hell. 2233 01:37:16,063 --> 01:37:18,700 What do you mean outnumbered, puke face? 2234 01:37:18,766 --> 01:37:22,503 You piece of human garbage. Outnumbered? 2235 01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:25,239 We're not the ones that are gonna be outnumbered. 2236 01:37:25,306 --> 01:37:30,178 It's Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior that's gonna be outnumbered. 2237 01:37:30,244 --> 01:37:34,449 In fact, they'll be outnumbered before the match even starts. 2238 01:37:34,514 --> 01:37:36,750 Take a look at the Ultimate Puke. 2239 01:37:36,817 --> 01:37:39,253 He's still looks a little snakebit to me. 2240 01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:41,188 [laughter] 2241 01:37:41,255 --> 01:37:43,657 And the "Immortal Slime" Hulk Hogan 2242 01:37:43,724 --> 01:37:48,563 got a gash in his head, lost about six gallons of blood. 2243 01:37:48,629 --> 01:37:49,630 [laughter] 2244 01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:55,001 In fact, it looks like it's gonna be a little easier than we thought. 2245 01:37:55,068 --> 01:38:00,608 In fact, we might have one more little surprise right here 2246 01:38:00,675 --> 01:38:03,643 at the Match Made in Hell. 2247 01:38:03,710 --> 01:38:06,280 Right now, let's go over to "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 2248 01:38:06,347 --> 01:38:08,148 All right. You people know this man. 2249 01:38:08,215 --> 01:38:11,251 He is the special guest referee for tonight's main event, 2250 01:38:11,318 --> 01:38:13,019 the Match Made in Hell. 2251 01:38:13,087 --> 01:38:14,755 Sid Justice, I've got to ask ya. 2252 01:38:14,822 --> 01:38:16,456 How are you gonna call this one tonight? 2253 01:38:16,523 --> 01:38:18,526 You know, "Mean" Gene, if I've been asked that question once 2254 01:38:18,593 --> 01:38:21,228 I've been asked it a hundred times and the question is, 2255 01:38:21,295 --> 01:38:23,531 "Sid Justice, where do you stand?" 2256 01:38:23,598 --> 01:38:26,768 Well, I think I've answered that question at least a thousand times, 2257 01:38:26,834 --> 01:38:28,001 and the answer is the same. 2258 01:38:28,068 --> 01:38:30,571 I am a man that stands alone. 2259 01:38:30,804 --> 01:38:32,473 Well, now, wait a minute, Sid Justice. 2260 01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:35,242 We could take exception to that because right here 2261 01:38:35,308 --> 01:38:37,945 in Madison Square Garden earlier today, 2262 01:38:38,012 --> 01:38:40,348 we had a television camera pick up this. 2263 01:38:40,415 --> 01:38:41,482 I want you to take a look. 2264 01:38:41,549 --> 01:38:44,085 It's your conferring with Sgt. Slaughter and company. 2265 01:38:44,152 --> 01:38:45,987 -[Slaughter] How about joining the corp? -I don't know. 2266 01:38:46,053 --> 01:38:47,355 [Slaughter] Come on. The Triangle of Terror-- 2267 01:38:47,422 --> 01:38:48,990 -[Sid] Hey. I don't know. -Been training together. 2268 01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:50,625 -I don't think I-- -[Slaughter] Towards destruction. 2269 01:38:50,691 --> 01:38:54,695 Gen. Adnan, Col. Mustafa, Sgt. Slaughter, 2270 01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:57,865 First Lieutenant Justice, how's that sound? 2271 01:38:58,433 --> 01:39:00,468 -[Gene] There has gotta be some-- -No. Listen, listen. 2272 01:39:00,535 --> 01:39:02,804 You don't understand. See, those guys stopped me in the hall. 2273 01:39:02,870 --> 01:39:04,371 You didn't hear that right there. 2274 01:39:04,438 --> 01:39:07,141 I did not promise those guys one thing. 2275 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:09,844 And the same thing, I did not promise The Ultimate Warrior 2276 01:39:09,911 --> 01:39:11,478 or Hulk Hogan one thing. 2277 01:39:11,545 --> 01:39:15,116 But I am gonna make one final promise that tonight, 2278 01:39:16,150 --> 01:39:19,719 justice will be served. 2279 01:39:19,786 --> 01:39:22,290 All right. Let's get back to ringside. 2280 01:39:23,057 --> 01:39:25,058 [Gorilla] Well, he may not have made a promise, 2281 01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:27,161 -but he had a big smile on his kisser. -[bell ringing] 2282 01:39:27,228 --> 01:39:31,132 [Roddy] He sure did. And I'm telling you, he's saying-- what did he say? 2283 01:39:31,199 --> 01:39:34,268 They asked a hundred times, he answered a thousand. 2284 01:39:34,335 --> 01:39:37,304 -He stands by himself. -[Howard announcing] 2285 01:39:37,371 --> 01:39:40,708 [Gorilla] Hey, for a guy that's supposed to be impartial, 2286 01:39:40,775 --> 01:39:42,910 he was doing an awful lot of smiling. 2287 01:39:42,977 --> 01:39:44,277 [Roddy] Well, what are you saying? 2288 01:39:44,344 --> 01:39:47,148 [Gorilla] I'm saying it doesn't smell right. 2289 01:39:47,215 --> 01:39:50,985 Sid Justice smells funny to me. 2290 01:39:51,052 --> 01:39:54,255 [Heenan] Well, you know some funny smells, I guess, if anybody would. 2291 01:39:54,322 --> 01:39:57,959 [Gorilla] World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team belts on the line. 2292 01:39:58,759 --> 01:40:00,561 [Heenan] Ah, hair by weed eater. 2293 01:40:00,628 --> 01:40:02,830 [crowd booing] 2294 01:40:02,897 --> 01:40:05,398 [Heenan] The Nasty Boys are doomed, it says. 2295 01:40:05,465 --> 01:40:06,701 [Gorilla] Perhaps they are. 2296 01:40:06,767 --> 01:40:08,936 [Heenan] Here's Big Bird and Leon. 2297 01:40:11,873 --> 01:40:13,674 [Gorilla] I'll tell you what, you gotta give credit 2298 01:40:13,741 --> 01:40:15,009 where credit is due, Hot Rod. 2299 01:40:15,076 --> 01:40:18,980 These guys have taken on all covers since becoming the champions. 2300 01:40:19,045 --> 01:40:20,281 [Roddy] And nonstop. 2301 01:40:20,348 --> 01:40:22,817 They put-- they have a contract that is open 2302 01:40:22,884 --> 01:40:26,687 and every time they get in the ring, they have been defending it. 2303 01:40:26,754 --> 01:40:30,224 Let's see if that's true tomorrow after this match. 2304 01:40:30,291 --> 01:40:33,894 [Gorilla] Listen to this ovation here in the Garden. 2305 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:38,733 [Roddy] LOD stands for "Look Out, Dummy." 2306 01:40:38,799 --> 01:40:41,035 [Howard] Hawk, Animal, 2307 01:40:41,102 --> 01:40:44,605 the Legion of Doom. 2308 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:48,875 -[Roddy] Attack. -[bell ringing]. 2309 01:40:48,942 --> 01:40:50,545 [Roddy] Attack. 2310 01:40:50,611 --> 01:40:54,715 [Gorilla] Not wasting any time, attacking immediately. 2311 01:40:55,616 --> 01:40:58,451 [Heenan] Sure is easy to attack two people when you're wearing shoulder pads 2312 01:40:58,518 --> 01:41:00,855 full of solid steel spikes. 2313 01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:03,456 [Roddy] But they didn't use them. 2314 01:41:06,594 --> 01:41:08,329 -Oh. -[Heenan] Oh. 2315 01:41:09,764 --> 01:41:11,232 [Roddy] Getting beat up. 2316 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,501 [laughs] 2317 01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:19,139 [Gorilla] What a whipping Hawk is putting on here. 2318 01:41:20,674 --> 01:41:22,276 Look out. Oh. 2319 01:41:22,375 --> 01:41:24,911 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy] Well, we could have a quick one. 2320 01:41:26,714 --> 01:41:28,416 [Gorilla] Whoo, was that close. 2321 01:41:29,683 --> 01:41:32,085 This one nonstop action, 2322 01:41:32,152 --> 01:41:34,322 they didn't even wait for the bell to ring. 2323 01:41:34,388 --> 01:41:36,357 [Roddy] I still haven't heard one. 2324 01:41:37,724 --> 01:41:41,027 [Gorilla] Don't forget, no disqualification, no count-outs. 2325 01:41:41,795 --> 01:41:44,197 It must be a decisive victor here. 2326 01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:46,067 [crowd chanting] LOD! 2327 01:41:46,133 --> 01:41:47,500 [Heenan] Well, I'll tell you something. 2328 01:41:47,567 --> 01:41:48,936 If The Nasty Boys are smart, 2329 01:41:49,003 --> 01:41:52,473 they'll lay back and they'll wait for LOD to make a mistake, 2330 01:41:53,206 --> 01:41:55,108 because they don't have to beat LOD-- 2331 01:41:55,209 --> 01:41:58,779 -LOB, the LOD-- L-- -[Roddy] But yeah-- but yeah-- 2332 01:41:58,879 --> 01:42:01,115 -But yeah, that's all folks. -[Gorilla] It's The Legion of Doom. 2333 01:42:01,182 --> 01:42:02,782 [Heenan] But I was trying to say something when I'm-- 2334 01:42:02,849 --> 01:42:04,384 [Gorilla] Why don't you take another walk? 2335 01:42:04,451 --> 01:42:07,722 [Roddy] Yeah. That door must've obviously hit you in the buck teeth too. 2336 01:42:07,788 --> 01:42:09,624 [Gorilla] Maybe the Hulkster's back in his dressing room. 2337 01:42:09,690 --> 01:42:11,291 -[Heenan] Just a moment, yes. -[Roddy] And besides-- 2338 01:42:11,358 --> 01:42:13,126 [Heenan] Will you go, please, and check on that? 2339 01:42:13,193 --> 01:42:15,963 I'm sending one of my staff members now to check on exactly where-- 2340 01:42:16,030 --> 01:42:17,465 [Gorilla] One of your flunkies, you mean. 2341 01:42:17,965 --> 01:42:20,367 [Heenan] Well, they work for me. Doesn't really matter what you call 'em. 2342 01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:23,103 But she's gonna go back and check and find out exactly… 2343 01:42:23,170 --> 01:42:25,039 -[Roddy] Are they all… -[Heenan] …where Sid Justice is 2344 01:42:25,106 --> 01:42:26,974 -at this time. -[Roddy] Are they all two headed? 2345 01:42:28,108 --> 01:42:30,945 [Heenan] Hmm, the money I pay my staff… 2346 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:35,383 [Gorilla] Nasty Boys, pulling out all the stops here. 2347 01:42:35,449 --> 01:42:38,251 They'll have to, to get by Legion of Doom. 2348 01:42:38,318 --> 01:42:40,121 Whoa, head first. 2349 01:42:42,556 --> 01:42:45,425 [Roddy] Another point, Bobby, saying that if they're smart, 2350 01:42:45,492 --> 01:42:47,061 Nasty Boys will lay back, 2351 01:42:47,128 --> 01:42:50,031 neither one of these guys are that type of people. 2352 01:42:50,097 --> 01:42:52,400 Look at that. It's brawl time. 2353 01:42:52,465 --> 01:42:53,701 You cannot disqualify. 2354 01:42:53,768 --> 01:42:55,670 [Gorilla] There's no disqualifications here. 2355 01:42:57,772 --> 01:43:00,206 [Heenan] I bet that's the first bath he's taken in a long time. 2356 01:43:00,273 --> 01:43:01,509 [Gorilla] Will you stop? 2357 01:43:02,276 --> 01:43:05,045 [Heenan] And it's not even Saturday night here in The Apple. 2358 01:43:05,112 --> 01:43:06,647 [crowd chatter] 2359 01:43:07,682 --> 01:43:09,884 [Gorilla] Tag made, the continuity is there 2360 01:43:09,950 --> 01:43:11,485 on this championship team, 2361 01:43:12,053 --> 01:43:13,888 double whipping-- whoa. 2362 01:43:16,123 --> 01:43:18,558 -[yells] -[Gorilla] Hawk in trouble. 2363 01:43:18,659 --> 01:43:20,294 Here comes Animal. 2364 01:43:20,361 --> 01:43:21,295 [crowd chanting] LOD! 2365 01:43:21,394 --> 01:43:23,531 [Roddy] As nasty as they wanna be, 2366 01:43:23,597 --> 01:43:26,834 that's what they said and that's what they did. 2367 01:43:26,901 --> 01:43:28,736 [crowd cheering] 2368 01:43:28,803 --> 01:43:32,173 [Gorilla] Chant going on as the tag rope goes around the throat. 2369 01:43:32,239 --> 01:43:34,575 -[Heenan] No disqualification. -[Gorilla] The Hawk-- that's right. 2370 01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:36,477 [Heenan] Anything goes. 2371 01:43:38,312 --> 01:43:42,016 [Roddy] And credit to The Nasty Boys took an incredible amount of punishment. 2372 01:43:42,116 --> 01:43:43,750 -[Heenan] Just a moment. -[Roddy] What? 2373 01:43:44,351 --> 01:43:46,253 [Heenan] My staff member just told me, 2374 01:43:46,320 --> 01:43:49,255 -Sid Justice is not in his dressing room. -[Gorilla] So what? 2375 01:43:49,322 --> 01:43:50,758 [Heenan] Sid Justice is not in his dressing room. 2376 01:43:50,825 --> 01:43:52,826 -[Gorilla] So what? -[Heenan] Well, where would he be? 2377 01:43:52,893 --> 01:43:54,295 Is he in Hogan's dressing room? 2378 01:43:54,361 --> 01:43:55,730 Is he in the Warrior's dressing room? 2379 01:43:55,795 --> 01:43:57,831 [Gorilla] Maybe he went to the men's room. 2380 01:43:57,898 --> 01:43:59,900 [Heenan] He has a men's room in his room. 2381 01:43:59,967 --> 01:44:01,102 Or is he with-- 2382 01:44:01,168 --> 01:44:02,469 [Gorilla] So, what exactly are you saying? 2383 01:44:02,536 --> 01:44:05,239 [Heenan] Is he with Slaughter, Mustafa, and Adnan? 2384 01:44:06,072 --> 01:44:08,642 -I'm telling you. -[Roddy] You ain't telling us nothing. 2385 01:44:08,709 --> 01:44:10,911 [Gorilla] Oh, right into the steel steps. 2386 01:44:11,612 --> 01:44:14,380 [Roddy] For a guy that doesn't like the Triangle of Terror, 2387 01:44:14,482 --> 01:44:16,317 he sure looked awful friendly. 2388 01:44:16,951 --> 01:44:18,686 [Gorilla] He had a big smile on his kisser. 2389 01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:19,853 I'll give you that. 2390 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,290 [Roddy] The Nasty Boys seem to have changed strategy a little bit here. 2391 01:44:23,357 --> 01:44:26,026 They were just, "Come on," and now what they're doing 2392 01:44:26,093 --> 01:44:29,929 is they're baiting Animal and they're working viciously on Hawk. 2393 01:44:31,232 --> 01:44:33,299 [Gorilla] Referee giving verbal warning here, 2394 01:44:33,366 --> 01:44:37,071 but there are no disqualifications, there are no count-outs. 2395 01:44:37,138 --> 01:44:39,874 The match can only end in a pinfall or submission. 2396 01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:42,476 [Heenan] Well, this match is tailor-made for both teams. 2397 01:44:42,543 --> 01:44:47,414 LOD has no regard for the rules and The Nasty Boys are just plain nasty. 2398 01:44:47,481 --> 01:44:49,517 So, let them enjoy themselves and have some fun. 2399 01:44:49,583 --> 01:44:50,918 [Gorilla] They are. 2400 01:44:51,050 --> 01:44:52,786 [Jimmy Hart] You got it, baby. 2401 01:44:52,887 --> 01:44:55,089 [Gorilla] Right now, it's The Nasty Boys who are having the fun. 2402 01:44:55,156 --> 01:44:59,259 [Heenan] I wouldn't be surprised when The Nasty Boys get done beating LOD 2403 01:44:59,326 --> 01:45:01,996 if they don't go down to the jail and bust The Mountie out. 2404 01:45:02,929 --> 01:45:04,465 [Gorilla] I would be surprised. 2405 01:45:05,032 --> 01:45:07,634 Why don't you go down and bail him out if you're so concerned? 2406 01:45:07,701 --> 01:45:09,202 [Heenan] I didn't say bail him out, bust him out. 2407 01:45:09,269 --> 01:45:10,538 [Gorilla] I heard what you said. 2408 01:45:10,603 --> 01:45:12,438 [Heenan] Well, I don't care if The Mountie stays there or not. 2409 01:45:12,505 --> 01:45:13,641 It's none of my business. 2410 01:45:13,706 --> 01:45:15,342 I'm that kind of a guy. I live and let live. 2411 01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:23,450 [Gorilla] In trouble as The Nasty Boys have cut the ring in half here. 2412 01:45:23,517 --> 01:45:25,619 Hawk taking a shellackin'. 2413 01:45:28,422 --> 01:45:29,623 [Roddy] See them, look at them, 2414 01:45:29,690 --> 01:45:33,827 constantly antagonizing Animal-- oh, oh. 2415 01:45:33,893 --> 01:45:36,429 Constantly cutting Hawk off. 2416 01:45:36,496 --> 01:45:37,998 They know they got Hawk in trouble. 2417 01:45:38,065 --> 01:45:41,501 If they can keep him from tagging, they can go for the win. 2418 01:45:41,568 --> 01:45:43,304 [Heenan] Hawk's been in there a long time. 2419 01:45:43,370 --> 01:45:44,972 -[crowd chanting] LOD! -[Roddy] He's getting tired too. 2420 01:45:45,039 --> 01:45:47,007 -[Gorilla] Another tag made. -[Heenan] Think of the referee. 2421 01:45:47,107 --> 01:45:49,043 What's he got to do in a match like this? 2422 01:45:49,108 --> 01:45:51,911 There's no rules, no count-out, no disqualification. 2423 01:45:51,978 --> 01:45:56,282 [Roddy] Yes, but he is there to prevent people from going too far. 2424 01:45:56,349 --> 01:45:59,053 He's there to try to call it, to try to keep order. 2425 01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:00,286 [Heenan] But, I mean, if they want, 2426 01:46:00,353 --> 01:46:01,989 any four of them could take a whack at him, 2427 01:46:02,056 --> 01:46:03,057 they don't care. 2428 01:46:03,691 --> 01:46:05,326 [Roddy] It shows you how much guts he's got. 2429 01:46:05,392 --> 01:46:07,428 -[Heenan] Well, I see your point-- -[Gorilla] Referee is there to count 2430 01:46:07,494 --> 01:46:09,663 somebody down or have somebody submit. 2431 01:46:09,730 --> 01:46:11,665 -That's what he's there for. -[Heenan] I know that. 2432 01:46:11,732 --> 01:46:14,101 -[Gorilla] To declare the winner. -[Heenan] I know that. 2433 01:46:14,168 --> 01:46:15,402 [Gorilla] Look out. 2434 01:46:16,337 --> 01:46:18,839 -Bombs away. -[Heenan] Oh, that's it. 2435 01:46:18,906 --> 01:46:20,374 [Gorilla] Little low maybe. 2436 01:46:20,441 --> 01:46:22,041 [Heenan] The Legion of Dirt are finished. 2437 01:46:22,108 --> 01:46:25,880 [Gorilla] Right in the abdomen, and Animal in to make the save. 2438 01:46:25,946 --> 01:46:28,115 You know how he could have hurt him in the head. 2439 01:46:31,986 --> 01:46:34,021 [Roddy] Little teamwork here on the Nasty-- 2440 01:46:34,154 --> 01:46:36,423 [Gorilla] Oh, he got caught in midair. 2441 01:46:36,490 --> 01:46:38,625 [Roddy] Very little team work. 2442 01:46:38,692 --> 01:46:40,827 [Gorilla] As Hawk brought that boot up. 2443 01:46:40,894 --> 01:46:41,962 Don't let him make a tag. 2444 01:46:42,029 --> 01:46:44,298 -Don't let him make a tag. -[Gorilla] Listen to Jimmy Hart screaming, 2445 01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:45,866 "Don't let him make the tag," 2446 01:46:45,933 --> 01:46:47,468 -but he did. -[crowd cheering] 2447 01:46:48,802 --> 01:46:51,138 [Gorilla] And now, it's Animal who's on fire, 2448 01:46:51,205 --> 01:46:53,407 clothesline and another one. 2449 01:46:53,474 --> 01:46:54,808 He's exploding. 2450 01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:58,012 [Heenan] Animal's been waiting for that tag and he's in there now. 2451 01:46:58,679 --> 01:47:00,681 -[Gorilla] Oh, oh. -[crowd cheering] 2452 01:47:02,849 --> 01:47:05,419 [Roddy] Animal watching his own back at this time, 2453 01:47:05,486 --> 01:47:08,822 a true brawler, beautiful powerslam. 2454 01:47:08,889 --> 01:47:11,424 [Gorilla] Hooks the leg and a save made. 2455 01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:15,094 Whoa, and the Hawk-- 2456 01:47:15,728 --> 01:47:17,965 [Roddy] We got us a donnybrook, folks. 2457 01:47:18,032 --> 01:47:20,733 [Gorilla] All four men. It's mayhem right now in there. 2458 01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:22,769 [Heenan] Just stand back, ref. You could get hurt. 2459 01:47:22,835 --> 01:47:25,706 [Gorilla] Just what we expected to see in this one. 2460 01:47:25,773 --> 01:47:27,942 [Heenan] Surgeon general should put a warning on this match. 2461 01:47:28,008 --> 01:47:29,442 "This could be hazardous to your health." 2462 01:47:30,544 --> 01:47:32,079 [Gorilla] Should put a warning on you. 2463 01:47:33,514 --> 01:47:35,014 -[crowd cheering] -[Gorilla] Uh-oh. 2464 01:47:35,081 --> 01:47:37,750 Look at that from the outside, the helmet. 2465 01:47:37,817 --> 01:47:40,120 Oh, he almost nails his own partner. 2466 01:47:40,187 --> 01:47:41,554 [Heenan] That's using your head. 2467 01:47:41,989 --> 01:47:43,691 Get 'em. Whoo! 2468 01:47:43,757 --> 01:47:45,224 Champs are there, baby. 2469 01:47:45,291 --> 01:47:46,559 [Gorilla] Hey. 2470 01:47:46,626 --> 01:47:48,362 -[Heenan] That little pipsqueak. -[Gorilla] Could be trouble. 2471 01:47:48,429 --> 01:47:49,362 Could be trouble. 2472 01:47:49,429 --> 01:47:51,264 This one could be all over right here. 2473 01:47:51,331 --> 01:47:53,000 -[Heenan] Two. -[Gorilla] Two-count-- no. 2474 01:47:53,067 --> 01:47:57,137 A three was coming down, but Animal manages to kick-out. 2475 01:47:57,204 --> 01:47:58,639 I don't believe it. 2476 01:48:00,540 --> 01:48:02,241 [Heenan] Hawk is making his way around. 2477 01:48:02,942 --> 01:48:03,943 Uh-oh. 2478 01:48:04,044 --> 01:48:05,879 [Gorilla] Hawk trying to get oriented here. 2479 01:48:05,946 --> 01:48:07,214 Oh, look at this. 2480 01:48:07,281 --> 01:48:08,816 He got the runt. 2481 01:48:08,882 --> 01:48:10,918 Oh, helmet to the head. 2482 01:48:10,985 --> 01:48:12,518 [Roddy] Right in the face. 2483 01:48:13,754 --> 01:48:14,989 [Gorilla] And another shot. 2484 01:48:15,489 --> 01:48:17,357 [Roddy] No DQ remember, Boobs? 2485 01:48:18,826 --> 01:48:20,361 [Heenan] I know, I know. 2486 01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:24,697 -[Roddy] Go for it! -[Gorilla] Oh, look at this. 2487 01:48:24,764 --> 01:48:26,900 [Heenan] He's got him up. I can't believe it. 2488 01:48:26,967 --> 01:48:28,335 [Gorilla] Hawk is up there. 2489 01:48:28,936 --> 01:48:30,704 -He nailed him. -[Roddy] Ah! 2490 01:48:31,438 --> 01:48:32,973 -[Heenan] We got new champions. -[crowd] Two, three. 2491 01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:34,208 -[Gorilla] He got it. -[bell ringing] 2492 01:48:34,273 --> 01:48:36,143 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy] What a night. 2493 01:48:36,477 --> 01:48:38,644 ["What a Rush" playing] 2494 01:48:41,048 --> 01:48:43,049 [Howard] The winners of this bout 2495 01:48:43,116 --> 01:48:47,286 and new World Wrestling Entertainment 2496 01:48:47,388 --> 01:48:49,456 Tag Team Champions, 2497 01:48:49,523 --> 01:48:54,027 The Legion of Doom. 2498 01:48:59,232 --> 01:49:00,768 [Heenan] I can't believe it. 2499 01:49:00,834 --> 01:49:04,505 Three titles changing hands in one night. 2500 01:49:06,473 --> 01:49:10,143 [Gorilla] It's mayhem here in Madison Square Garden. 2501 01:49:10,210 --> 01:49:13,013 [Heenan] I've never seen a pay-per-view like this, Monsoon. 2502 01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:16,150 [Gorilla] What a moment for Legion of Doom. 2503 01:49:16,215 --> 01:49:18,218 Hot Rod, they earned it. 2504 01:49:18,285 --> 01:49:22,456 [Roddy] Earned it, they build for it, they work their tails off, 2505 01:49:22,523 --> 01:49:24,558 and they took it to a full bar, 2506 01:49:24,625 --> 01:49:26,960 and that's what champions are made out of. 2507 01:49:27,027 --> 01:49:30,164 We saw it in Virgil, we saw it in The Hitman, 2508 01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:33,500 and now, the World Wrestling Entertainment 2509 01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:35,768 new tag team champions. 2510 01:49:35,835 --> 01:49:37,971 [Heenan] And they beat them at their own game. 2511 01:49:38,472 --> 01:49:39,807 That's what's bad. 2512 01:49:40,574 --> 01:49:42,976 [Gorilla] Knocked down and dragged out, 2513 01:49:43,043 --> 01:49:45,411 talk about guys being nasty, 2514 01:49:45,478 --> 01:49:49,249 Legion of Doom is in fact extremely nasty. 2515 01:49:49,316 --> 01:49:52,419 -[crowd chanting] LOD! LOD! LOD! -[Roddy] Listen to them. 2516 01:49:52,486 --> 01:49:54,388 [crowd chanting] LOD! LOD! 2517 01:49:54,455 --> 01:49:55,856 [Roddy] You deserve it, boys. 2518 01:49:55,923 --> 01:49:57,090 You deserve it. 2519 01:49:58,357 --> 01:50:00,928 [Gorilla] This capacity crowd on its feet. 2520 01:50:01,462 --> 01:50:03,097 [Heenan] "LOD, LOD." 2521 01:50:03,163 --> 01:50:05,598 And I bet you all over the world, 2522 01:50:05,665 --> 01:50:09,670 millions of people right now are doing it, yelling, "LOD." 2523 01:50:12,306 --> 01:50:14,741 [Gorilla] All right. We're gonna continue to keep you up to date 2524 01:50:14,808 --> 01:50:17,678 on The Mountie down at the slammer. 2525 01:50:17,744 --> 01:50:19,045 …do this to me. 2526 01:50:19,112 --> 01:50:21,014 You can't do this to me. 2527 01:50:21,081 --> 01:50:23,549 Oh, you're hurting my arms. 2528 01:50:23,616 --> 01:50:25,352 You're hurting my arms. 2529 01:50:25,419 --> 01:50:27,286 Jimmy Hart, let me go. 2530 01:50:27,353 --> 01:50:30,023 You bunch of-- let me go. 2531 01:50:30,090 --> 01:50:32,025 Ow. Let me go. 2532 01:50:32,092 --> 01:50:34,327 Ow, ow, okay, okay, okay, okay. 2533 01:50:34,393 --> 01:50:35,496 Let me go, I'll walk. 2534 01:50:35,562 --> 01:50:36,996 I'll walk, you win. 2535 01:50:37,063 --> 01:50:38,264 You win, I'll walk. 2536 01:50:38,331 --> 01:50:39,333 -Get moving. -Let me walk. 2537 01:50:39,398 --> 01:50:40,767 -You're hurting-- Oh. -Be cool. 2538 01:50:40,834 --> 01:50:42,268 [screams] 2539 01:50:42,335 --> 01:50:43,536 Let me out of here. 2540 01:50:43,603 --> 01:50:45,038 I'm allowed a phone call. 2541 01:50:45,105 --> 01:50:48,808 I'm an international law enforcement officer. 2542 01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:50,076 You are local. 2543 01:50:50,143 --> 01:50:52,246 You're a bunch of local idiot cops. 2544 01:50:52,312 --> 01:50:53,413 Get off me. 2545 01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:57,951 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 2546 01:50:58,018 --> 01:50:59,686 [screams] 2547 01:50:59,753 --> 01:51:01,822 You got the wrong man. 2548 01:51:01,889 --> 01:51:03,322 Oh, Jimmy. 2549 01:51:03,389 --> 01:51:05,491 [Gorilla] Mark this date down on your calendar, 2550 01:51:05,558 --> 01:51:08,394 Thanksgiving Eve November 27, 2551 01:51:08,462 --> 01:51:12,299 Survivor Series will be coming at you. 2552 01:51:12,366 --> 01:51:17,371 Teams trying to survive is the name of the game for Survivor Series. 2553 01:51:17,437 --> 01:51:20,340 -[upbeat jazz music playing] -[Vince] Celebrate your Thanksgiving 2554 01:51:20,406 --> 01:51:23,410 with the Survivor Series on Thanksgiving Eve, 2555 01:51:23,477 --> 01:51:25,746 Wednesday night, November 27. 2556 01:51:25,812 --> 01:51:28,115 It's a Thanksgiving tradition. 2557 01:51:28,182 --> 01:51:30,317 Only on pay-per-view. 2558 01:51:34,321 --> 01:51:36,885 [Gorilla] What a hot item that's gonna be, Hot Rod. 2559 01:51:36,969 --> 01:51:38,558 -Thanksgiving Eve for this-- -[Heenan] Whoa, whoa, whoa, 2560 01:51:38,625 --> 01:51:40,294 -whoa, let me get this straight. -[Gorilla] What? 2561 01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,228 [Heenan] Thanksgiving Eve, the night before Thanksgiving, right? 2562 01:51:42,295 --> 01:51:43,297 [Gorilla] That's what 2563 01:51:43,362 --> 01:51:44,565 -Thanksgiving Eve means. -[Heenan] Yes. 2564 01:51:44,630 --> 01:51:46,567 Then I can be home Thanksgiving and get presents for my family. 2565 01:51:46,633 --> 01:51:48,367 -[Gorilla] Oh, let's go to Howard Finkel. -[Roddy] Presents? 2566 01:51:48,434 --> 01:51:49,434 -You get presents? -[bell ringing] 2567 01:51:49,507 --> 01:51:51,170 [Heenan] I get presents on George Washington's birthday. 2568 01:51:51,237 --> 01:51:52,505 -[Gorilla] Oh. -[Howard] For one fall… 2569 01:51:52,572 --> 01:51:53,540 [Heenan] I deserve it. 2570 01:51:53,607 --> 01:51:54,840 [Roddy] You don't get tired of buying them? 2571 01:51:54,907 --> 01:51:57,076 About to enter the ring, from Washington DC, 2572 01:51:57,143 --> 01:52:00,514 weighing 248 pounds, 2573 01:52:00,581 --> 01:52:04,183 Irwin R. Schyster 2574 01:52:04,250 --> 01:52:09,223 otherwise known as I.R.S. 2575 01:52:09,289 --> 01:52:11,592 [Heenan] This guy's got your number, don't he, Piper? 2576 01:52:11,657 --> 01:52:14,361 -[Roddy] Oh, my… -[Heenan] Or your return whatever it is. 2577 01:52:14,460 --> 01:52:17,464 When it comes to paying taxes, 2578 01:52:17,531 --> 01:52:21,602 you people have become a bunch of finger pointers 2579 01:52:21,668 --> 01:52:23,570 and crybabies. 2580 01:52:23,637 --> 01:52:26,639 [crowd booing] 2581 01:52:29,776 --> 01:52:34,281 Well, it's time to cut the crying and start paying. 2582 01:52:36,049 --> 01:52:37,817 [Roddy] Hey, oh, boy. 2583 01:52:38,352 --> 01:52:39,753 Having a good time? 2584 01:52:39,820 --> 01:52:41,420 -Oh, boy. -["Hammer Time" playing] 2585 01:52:41,521 --> 01:52:45,192 [Howard] His opponent from Seattle, Washington, 2586 01:52:45,259 --> 01:52:47,393 weighing 241 pounds… 2587 01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:49,396 [Gorilla] This guy dropped a dime on you, didn't he, Rod? 2588 01:52:49,463 --> 01:52:51,130 -[Howard] …Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. -[Roddy] Oh, baby. 2589 01:52:51,197 --> 01:52:53,634 [chuckles] That's okay. Boobsie will come next. 2590 01:52:54,668 --> 01:52:57,871 All right. And The Hammer. It be Hammer Time. 2591 01:52:58,705 --> 01:53:01,775 -[Gorilla] Figure-four versus the W-4. -[Roddy] You know, 2592 01:53:01,842 --> 01:53:05,679 did you ever notice that Irwin looks a lot like Ichabod Crane? 2593 01:53:06,246 --> 01:53:08,014 [Gorilla] I think he certainly does, now that you mention it. 2594 01:53:08,081 --> 01:53:10,183 -[bell ringing] -[crowd chatter] 2595 01:53:15,322 --> 01:53:16,923 [Heenan] This will be a good match. 2596 01:53:17,991 --> 01:53:19,826 Good wrestling technicians are in there. 2597 01:53:19,893 --> 01:53:22,129 Say what you want about Irwin R. Schyster. 2598 01:53:22,195 --> 01:53:23,463 The man can wrestle. 2599 01:53:23,530 --> 01:53:24,931 [Gorilla] No question about that. 2600 01:53:24,998 --> 01:53:26,700 [Heenan] And the Hammer, the longer you beat on him, 2601 01:53:26,767 --> 01:53:28,768 the more he likes it and the tougher he gets. 2602 01:53:29,303 --> 01:53:32,205 [Roddy] What's very interesting I find about this match 2603 01:53:32,272 --> 01:53:34,540 also is two completely different styles. 2604 01:53:34,607 --> 01:53:38,344 We have Irwin being very fast, very capable. 2605 01:53:38,411 --> 01:53:42,516 Hammer taking his time, very methodical. 2606 01:53:42,616 --> 01:53:44,884 Everything is thought out. Whoa. 2607 01:53:44,951 --> 01:53:48,422 [Gorilla] What a shoulder block by the Hammer off the ropes. 2608 01:53:49,523 --> 01:53:52,858 [Roddy] I don't think that's a way for Irwin to go. 2609 01:53:54,061 --> 01:53:56,429 [Gorilla] I think-- I think Irwin got the message there. 2610 01:53:56,496 --> 01:53:57,496 [Roddy] Yeah, yeah. 2611 01:53:57,563 --> 01:53:59,266 Well, I'm the one that got audited, 2612 01:53:59,333 --> 01:54:02,736 so I'm not gonna stop until I'm sure he's got the message. 2613 01:54:03,469 --> 01:54:05,472 [Heenan] Well, Hammer knows how to give you the message. 2614 01:54:05,539 --> 01:54:07,040 -[Roddy] Okay. -[Heenan] No doubt about that. 2615 01:54:07,107 --> 01:54:08,508 [Roddy] I can attest to that. 2616 01:54:10,777 --> 01:54:13,313 [Gorilla] What a night it's been here in Madison Square Garden 2617 01:54:13,380 --> 01:54:14,614 for SummerSlam. 2618 01:54:14,681 --> 01:54:17,416 Intercontinental Title has changed hands. 2619 01:54:17,483 --> 01:54:20,920 The World Wrestling Entertainment Tag Team Title has changed hands. 2620 01:54:20,987 --> 01:54:24,191 The Million Dollar belt now belongs 2621 01:54:24,257 --> 01:54:26,692 to the former bodyguard, Virgil. 2622 01:54:26,759 --> 01:54:28,562 What a night. 2623 01:54:28,628 --> 01:54:32,432 [Roddy] Talk about making the town. [laughs] 2624 01:54:32,531 --> 01:54:34,901 Virgil gonna be hot to trot tonight. 2625 01:54:34,968 --> 01:54:39,206 [Heenan] And don't forget, The Mountie is spending the night in jail. 2626 01:54:39,272 --> 01:54:40,440 [Gorilla] I hope so. 2627 01:54:40,507 --> 01:54:41,808 [Roddy] I haven't forgotten. 2628 01:54:42,308 --> 01:54:44,143 [Heenan] Boy, I'll tell you something. 2629 01:54:44,210 --> 01:54:47,681 I wouldn't wanna be in The Mountie's shoes for anything. 2630 01:54:50,016 --> 01:54:52,251 [Gorilla] He's gonna have some sore legs. 2631 01:54:53,253 --> 01:54:55,688 [Heenan] Well, they got him handcuffed, they got him shackled. 2632 01:54:55,755 --> 01:54:57,590 Probably rubber-hosing him by now. 2633 01:54:57,656 --> 01:54:58,924 They got him under that hot light. 2634 01:54:58,991 --> 01:55:02,462 They're probably interrogating him trying to find out some secrets 2635 01:55:02,529 --> 01:55:04,630 that the Canadian Mounted Police use. 2636 01:55:04,697 --> 01:55:08,067 [Gorilla] Incidentally, there's a rumor going around right now 2637 01:55:08,134 --> 01:55:10,237 amongst our people here at ringside 2638 01:55:10,303 --> 01:55:12,472 that Jake "The Snake" Roberts 2639 01:55:12,539 --> 01:55:17,177 and the Undertaker have been seen somewhere here in Madison Square Garden. 2640 01:55:17,244 --> 01:55:20,347 What on earth are they doing here if that's true? 2641 01:55:21,281 --> 01:55:23,616 [Roddy] It's only a rumor. 2642 01:55:23,683 --> 01:55:24,750 [Heenan] I know. I bet you-- 2643 01:55:24,851 --> 01:55:26,952 -[Gorilla] I said it was a rumor. -[Roddy] You probably started it though. 2644 01:55:27,053 --> 01:55:28,288 [Heenan] When the wedding starts 2645 01:55:28,355 --> 01:55:31,558 and the judge or preacher, whoever they got, 2646 01:55:31,625 --> 01:55:33,626 is going to say, "Does anybody object?" 2647 01:55:34,227 --> 01:55:36,730 I believe somebody may object. 2648 01:55:36,797 --> 01:55:39,866 Or are they here to pay a visit to The Ultimate Warrior? 2649 01:55:39,933 --> 01:55:41,334 Or are they even here? 2650 01:55:41,401 --> 01:55:43,837 Who knows? You know people in the city here lie. 2651 01:55:45,505 --> 01:55:48,407 -[Gorilla] It takes one to know one. -[Heenan] Sure does. What do you mean? 2652 01:55:48,474 --> 01:55:49,709 [Gorilla] You resemble that remark, Brain. 2653 01:55:51,244 --> 01:55:53,580 Look out, back drop coming up below. 2654 01:55:53,647 --> 01:55:56,081 Hammer turns the tables and almost got him. 2655 01:55:57,851 --> 01:56:00,085 [Heenan] Jake "The Snake" and The Undertaker, they're not on the card, 2656 01:56:00,187 --> 01:56:01,755 -are they? -[Gorilla] No, they're not. 2657 01:56:01,822 --> 01:56:03,456 [Heenan] Oh, then they're not here. 2658 01:56:03,723 --> 01:56:05,459 [crowd chatter] 2659 01:56:08,661 --> 01:56:12,098 [Gorilla] Trying to buy a little time on the outside, I.R.S., 2660 01:56:12,165 --> 01:56:15,701 but Hammer having none of it, right out there to meet him. 2661 01:56:16,303 --> 01:56:18,405 [Heenan] There hasn't been one match this evening 2662 01:56:18,472 --> 01:56:19,706 that has stayed in the ring. 2663 01:56:19,773 --> 01:56:22,275 Shows you the intensity of wrestling here at SummerSlam. 2664 01:56:22,342 --> 01:56:23,576 Everybody is out on the floor. 2665 01:56:23,643 --> 01:56:26,646 -Everybody is around. -[Roddy] New York's a heck of a town. 2666 01:56:26,713 --> 01:56:30,383 The Bronx is up and The Mountie's down. 2667 01:56:30,450 --> 01:56:31,785 [Gorilla] You got that right. 2668 01:56:32,518 --> 01:56:35,088 [Heenan] Why don't you be a songwriter? Write a song for Mr. Sinatra. 2669 01:56:35,155 --> 01:56:36,356 [Roddy] Okay. 2670 01:56:36,456 --> 01:56:40,994 [singsongy] Start spreading the news, DiBiase's leaving today. 2671 01:56:41,061 --> 01:56:43,929 [laughs] I'm having a great time. 2672 01:56:43,996 --> 01:56:45,397 [Gorilla] Abdominal stretch 2673 01:56:45,464 --> 01:56:48,835 with a little assistance from that top rope for I.R.S. 2674 01:56:48,902 --> 01:56:51,103 [Heenan] You'd have a good voice if it ever came to your throat. 2675 01:56:52,371 --> 01:56:54,107 [Roddy] You sing like a bird, a vulture. 2676 01:56:54,174 --> 01:56:56,409 I thought I'd get that in before you did, Boobs. 2677 01:56:56,476 --> 01:56:57,510 [Heenan] I didn't say that. 2678 01:56:57,576 --> 01:56:58,577 [Roddy] I know. 2679 01:56:58,644 --> 01:57:00,112 You're not that smart. 2680 01:57:01,915 --> 01:57:03,583 [Gorilla] Hammer has been in this a long time. 2681 01:57:03,650 --> 01:57:06,652 Referee Danny Davis finally caught him. 2682 01:57:06,719 --> 01:57:09,589 But the Hammer had already taken care of the situation. 2683 01:57:09,656 --> 01:57:11,691 -[Roddy] Oh, wow. -[Gorilla] Clothesline and a beauty. 2684 01:57:11,758 --> 01:57:12,959 [Roddy] Holy cow. 2685 01:57:13,026 --> 01:57:15,562 There you see some of the excellence 2686 01:57:15,629 --> 01:57:18,130 of Irwin's wrestling ability. 2687 01:57:18,197 --> 01:57:20,799 [Gorilla] You know, Hot Rod, I can't figure out why-- 2688 01:57:20,901 --> 01:57:23,202 you and I both know what it's like to be in there. 2689 01:57:23,269 --> 01:57:25,804 Why someone hasn't grabbed this I.R.S. 2690 01:57:25,871 --> 01:57:27,941 -by the tie or suspenders… -[Roddy] Suspenders. 2691 01:57:28,008 --> 01:57:29,241 [Gorilla] …and tied the guy up. 2692 01:57:29,308 --> 01:57:31,378 [Roddy] I was saying the same-- Somebody told me 2693 01:57:31,510 --> 01:57:34,481 that the tie was just a clip on, but I don't know. 2694 01:57:34,548 --> 01:57:36,583 [Gorilla] Well, the suspenders aren't clipped on. 2695 01:57:36,650 --> 01:57:38,285 [Heenan] Monsoon, did your dad wear suspenders? 2696 01:57:38,852 --> 01:57:40,152 -[Gorilla] Sometimes. -[Heenan] Did your dad-- 2697 01:57:40,219 --> 01:57:42,355 Oh, you wouldn't know, Piper, they were never home when you got there. 2698 01:57:43,089 --> 01:57:44,357 [Gorilla] What's that got to do with the-- 2699 01:57:44,424 --> 01:57:45,991 -[Roddy] I'mma slap the… -[Heenan] If he was your kid, 2700 01:57:46,058 --> 01:57:47,527 -would you be home? -[Gorilla] Wait a minute. 2701 01:57:47,594 --> 01:57:49,862 [Heenan] If he was your kid, would you wait for him to come home? 2702 01:57:50,630 --> 01:57:53,465 He used to get his lunch wrapped in a-- 2703 01:57:53,532 --> 01:57:55,701 he used to get his lunch wrapped in a road map. 2704 01:57:55,768 --> 01:57:58,138 Quit talking to me. Somebody is bugging me over here. 2705 01:57:58,338 --> 01:58:00,272 [Gorilla] Oh, that's one of your stooges, one of your assistants. 2706 01:58:00,406 --> 01:58:02,741 [Roddy] He's been flossing with toilet paper again, huh? 2707 01:58:02,808 --> 01:58:04,510 -[Heenan] They said Sid Justice… -[Gorilla] Look out. 2708 01:58:04,577 --> 01:58:06,478 [Heenan] …has just gone back into his dressing room, 2709 01:58:06,545 --> 01:58:07,813 but they don't know where he came from. 2710 01:58:07,880 --> 01:58:09,148 [Gorilla] I.R.S. 2711 01:58:09,214 --> 01:58:10,616 [Heenan] Oh, I got it. 2712 01:58:10,683 --> 01:58:12,318 I've got him right now. He's right there. 2713 01:58:12,384 --> 01:58:14,286 [Gorilla] Going to the top here. 2714 01:58:15,688 --> 01:58:17,557 Oh, he waited a little bit too long. 2715 01:58:17,624 --> 01:58:19,259 Hammer right there to meet him. 2716 01:58:19,326 --> 01:58:23,730 [Roddy laughs] Hammer had one good hold on him there too on the top rope. 2717 01:58:24,964 --> 01:58:26,532 -Come on, Hammer. Go for it. -[Gorilla] Perhaps, 2718 01:58:26,599 --> 01:58:28,567 we'll see that figure-four very shortly. 2719 01:58:28,634 --> 01:58:30,402 [Roddy] That's worse than a wedgie. 2720 01:58:31,504 --> 01:58:33,772 [Gorilla] Hammer beating him to the punch here. 2721 01:58:34,340 --> 01:58:38,344 Oh, reverse knife edges finding the mark. 2722 01:58:38,411 --> 01:58:40,847 Oh, nice reversal by Irwin. 2723 01:58:40,914 --> 01:58:42,781 Oh, knee in the corner. 2724 01:58:43,148 --> 01:58:44,250 [Roddy] Look out. 2725 01:58:44,317 --> 01:58:45,884 [Gorilla] Oh, perfect set up here, Rod. 2726 01:58:45,951 --> 01:58:47,954 [Roddy] It's figure-four. 2727 01:58:48,521 --> 01:58:50,223 [Heenan] Hammer smells it now. 2728 01:58:51,223 --> 01:58:53,259 [Roddy] And I figure it's for Hammer. 2729 01:58:54,628 --> 01:58:56,963 [Gorilla] Going to work, now on the left knee. 2730 01:58:57,263 --> 01:58:59,499 [Roddy] That was a little play on words there, Boobs. 2731 01:58:59,566 --> 01:59:01,067 -Did you get it? -[Heenan] I got it. 2732 01:59:01,134 --> 01:59:02,134 [Roddy] Oh, okay. 2733 01:59:02,201 --> 01:59:03,769 I got to check every once in a while-- 2734 01:59:03,837 --> 01:59:06,306 [Gorilla] Here it comes. He's set to slap it on. 2735 01:59:08,642 --> 01:59:11,044 Terminated a lot of guys' careers with this one. 2736 01:59:11,111 --> 01:59:13,213 -[Heenan] He's got it. -[Gorilla] He's got that figure-four on. 2737 01:59:13,313 --> 01:59:14,714 -[Roddy] That's it. -[Heenan] I don't think I.R.S. 2738 01:59:14,813 --> 01:59:15,915 can get to the ropes. 2739 01:59:15,982 --> 01:59:17,183 [Roddy] I don't think so. 2740 01:59:17,250 --> 01:59:18,817 [Gorilla] Or he's fighting it. 2741 01:59:19,052 --> 01:59:21,254 -[Heenan] He made it. -[Gorilla] He made it to that bottom rope. 2742 01:59:21,321 --> 01:59:23,423 [Roddy] Hey, credit to I.R.S., 2743 01:59:23,490 --> 01:59:24,657 what guts. 2744 01:59:26,393 --> 01:59:28,228 [Gorilla] But you know he's hurting. 2745 01:59:28,294 --> 01:59:31,598 Those collateral lateral ligaments are stretched out now, Hot Rod. 2746 01:59:31,665 --> 01:59:33,799 [Roddy] Damn them collateral laterals. 2747 01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:35,367 [Heenan] Just say he hurt his knee, will you? 2748 01:59:35,434 --> 01:59:36,702 Keep it simple for the humanoids. 2749 01:59:36,769 --> 01:59:38,237 -[Gorilla] You mean for you? -[Roddy] Yeah. 2750 01:59:38,304 --> 01:59:39,438 You're the only humanoid here. 2751 01:59:39,505 --> 01:59:42,976 [Gorilla] There is the signal again for the figure-four. 2752 01:59:44,277 --> 01:59:45,978 -[Roddy] Oh. -[Gorilla] But he didn't go to it. 2753 01:59:46,045 --> 01:59:47,614 He went to drop an elbow instead. 2754 01:59:47,681 --> 01:59:49,449 He double-crossed himself, Hot Rod. 2755 01:59:49,516 --> 01:59:53,053 [Roddy] He did but, oh, oh, got a hold of the leg again. 2756 01:59:53,119 --> 01:59:56,056 Hammer very seldom makes the same mistake twice. 2757 01:59:56,755 --> 01:59:59,192 [Heenan] He usually makes it about three or four times. 2758 02:00:00,192 --> 02:00:03,396 [Gorilla] Well, now he gave the signal and he is in fact going for it. 2759 02:00:03,563 --> 02:00:04,630 No, he's not. 2760 02:00:05,197 --> 02:00:06,833 [crowd chatter] 2761 02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:09,536 [Roddy] I don't understand why the Hammer, 2762 02:00:09,635 --> 02:00:11,137 a couple of time-- here he goes. 2763 02:00:11,204 --> 02:00:12,972 [Gorilla] Now, he didn't give any signal at all that time… 2764 02:00:13,072 --> 02:00:14,607 -[Roddy] Oh, hair! Hair! -[Gorilla] …and he got caught 2765 02:00:14,674 --> 02:00:16,442 -in a small package. It's over. -[bell rings] 2766 02:00:16,509 --> 02:00:18,210 [Roddy] Hey, he had a handful of hair. 2767 02:00:18,277 --> 02:00:19,713 [Heenan] It doesn't matter, he won. 2768 02:00:19,779 --> 02:00:21,548 -It doesn't matter, he won. -[Roddy] Yes, it matters. 2769 02:00:21,614 --> 02:00:23,249 -[Heenan] Not to I.R.S. -[Howard] Here is your winner, 2770 02:00:23,316 --> 02:00:25,617 Irwin R. Schyster. 2771 02:00:25,684 --> 02:00:27,387 [Roddy] But it matters to some of us. 2772 02:00:27,821 --> 02:00:30,924 [Gorilla] Irwin R. Schyster with a big win here 2773 02:00:30,990 --> 02:00:34,294 at SummerSlam Madison Square Garden. 2774 02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:37,664 Let's go back and take a look at some of the action in this one. 2775 02:00:39,098 --> 02:00:42,168 [Heenan] Look at this, Valentine, here goes the slap on the figure-four. 2776 02:00:42,634 --> 02:00:44,437 He's just about got it locked in, 2777 02:00:45,038 --> 02:00:48,407 but he loses his balance, falls into the waiting hands of I.R.S., 2778 02:00:48,474 --> 02:00:49,976 one, two, three. 2779 02:00:50,043 --> 02:00:52,612 [Roddy] It was up to his elbows and hair, man. 2780 02:00:52,679 --> 02:00:56,382 [Gorilla] Hot ticket headed our way in October. 2781 02:00:57,150 --> 02:00:59,384 [announcer] It's the hottest ticket in town, 2782 02:00:59,451 --> 02:01:03,956 and this October, Hot Ticket presents Hulk Hogan: A Real American Story, 2783 02:01:04,022 --> 02:01:05,759 exclusively on pay-per-view. 2784 02:01:05,825 --> 02:01:08,193 It's an inside look at the spectacular career 2785 02:01:08,260 --> 02:01:12,397 of the World Wrestling Entertainment's most popular superstar, Hulk Hogan. 2786 02:01:12,464 --> 02:01:15,468 Relive the excitement as the phenomenon known as Hulkamania 2787 02:01:15,535 --> 02:01:17,971 grew to almost mythical proportions. 2788 02:01:18,036 --> 02:01:21,641 Hey, Hulksters, this is one Hot Ticket you don't wanna miss. 2789 02:01:21,708 --> 02:01:24,143 [announcer] Hulk Hogan: A Real American Story 2790 02:01:24,210 --> 02:01:26,478 this October exclusively on pay-per-view. 2791 02:01:27,045 --> 02:01:29,949 Everything you ever wanted to know about Hulk Hogan 2792 02:01:30,016 --> 02:01:32,619 in the big Hot Ticket in October. 2793 02:01:32,684 --> 02:01:36,422 And believe me, Hulk Hogan is ready here in Madison Square Garden 2794 02:01:36,489 --> 02:01:38,424 for the Match Made in Hell. 2795 02:01:38,491 --> 02:01:39,893 It's gonna be something else. 2796 02:01:39,959 --> 02:01:41,161 The wedding's next? 2797 02:01:41,227 --> 02:01:43,196 -No. That's-- -You said the Match Made in Hell. 2798 02:01:43,263 --> 02:01:45,098 -That's The Match Made In Heaven. -Nice, Bobby. 2799 02:01:45,165 --> 02:01:46,633 -Excuse me. -Boobs. Boobs. 2800 02:01:46,699 --> 02:01:48,168 Will you get your act together? 2801 02:01:48,233 --> 02:01:50,469 Right now, let's take it to our other colleague, 2802 02:01:50,536 --> 02:01:51,938 "Mean" Gene Okerlund. 2803 02:01:52,972 --> 02:01:55,942 With me right now The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan. 2804 02:01:56,009 --> 02:01:58,143 Tonight, gentlemen, the Match Made in Hell 2805 02:01:58,210 --> 02:02:02,115 as you face Sgt. Slaughter and company, The Triangle Of Terror. 2806 02:02:02,182 --> 02:02:06,518 Well, you know something "Mean" Gene the battleground of Madison Square Garden 2807 02:02:06,585 --> 02:02:10,123 is the only appropriate place for the Match Made in Hell 2808 02:02:10,190 --> 02:02:11,357 to happen, brother. 2809 02:02:11,424 --> 02:02:15,695 Ever since January 23rd, 1984, I've been waiting for a feeling, 2810 02:02:15,762 --> 02:02:20,098 I've been waiting for a rush like I had when I won the WWE title. 2811 02:02:20,165 --> 02:02:23,635 It changed the course of wrestling history in the WWE. 2812 02:02:23,702 --> 02:02:28,007 And now, I've got that same feeling, I've got that same emotion, 2813 02:02:28,074 --> 02:02:29,843 and I also realize, brother, 2814 02:02:29,909 --> 02:02:33,980 that if we don't wipe out Sgt. Slaughter and his corps tonight 2815 02:02:34,047 --> 02:02:35,581 in the Match Made in Hell, 2816 02:02:35,647 --> 02:02:39,686 wrestling history in the WWE could also change again. 2817 02:02:39,751 --> 02:02:42,888 You know, speaking of hell, here's a man who is virtually gone through hell 2818 02:02:42,955 --> 02:02:46,125 -in recent weeks, The Ultimate Warrior. -[low growl] 2819 02:02:46,192 --> 02:02:47,626 Are we loaded down, Hulkster? 2820 02:02:47,693 --> 02:02:48,695 Loaded, brother. 2821 02:02:48,760 --> 02:02:51,097 Loaded down, ready to go down into the pit. 2822 02:02:51,164 --> 02:02:53,165 One strike from a cobra 2823 02:02:53,232 --> 02:02:55,934 is not enough to hold back the force of Hulkamania 2824 02:02:56,001 --> 02:02:58,438 and the power of Warrior Wildness. 2825 02:02:58,504 --> 02:03:01,808 We will not come by tank or by air, 2826 02:03:01,875 --> 02:03:05,678 but we'll walk side by side and leave four footsteps behind 2827 02:03:05,745 --> 02:03:09,449 as all the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs jump on our backs. 2828 02:03:09,514 --> 02:03:12,050 Prepare yourselves to go down 2829 02:03:12,117 --> 02:03:15,755 to the coop of Warrior Wildness and Hulkamania. 2830 02:03:15,822 --> 02:03:19,692 Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior walk in this battle 2831 02:03:19,759 --> 02:03:23,529 to leave as we walk in as the same. 2832 02:03:23,596 --> 02:03:26,232 We've got momentum, "Mean" Gene. 2833 02:03:26,299 --> 02:03:29,835 The bite from the cobra. Don't you realize, Sgt. Slaughter, 2834 02:03:29,902 --> 02:03:33,772 the toxins most mortal men can't handle, just inspire, 2835 02:03:33,839 --> 02:03:36,541 just put more gas on the fire of The Warriors. 2836 02:03:36,608 --> 02:03:40,813 And all the little Hulkamaniacs know that tonight is just as important 2837 02:03:40,880 --> 02:03:43,215 as hanging on to the WWE title. 2838 02:03:43,282 --> 02:03:46,286 Sgt. Slaughter, you and your corps are doomed, brother. 2839 02:03:46,352 --> 02:03:49,822 [both] And what's you gonna do when The Hulkster 2840 02:03:49,888 --> 02:03:54,693 and The Ultimate Warrior destroy you? 2841 02:03:55,728 --> 02:03:59,299 [Gorilla] You know, guys, The Hulkster and The Warrior left out very-- 2842 02:03:59,365 --> 02:04:02,468 one very important equation in that match. 2843 02:04:02,535 --> 02:04:05,605 I'm referring to the guest referee, Sid Justice. 2844 02:04:05,672 --> 02:04:07,973 [Roddy] Justice, what is he gonna do? 2845 02:04:08,040 --> 02:04:09,942 Rumored he's been in the hallway. 2846 02:04:10,009 --> 02:04:14,447 We've seen footage of him with Slaughter, Adnan, and Mustafa. 2847 02:04:14,513 --> 02:04:18,116 He says he stands alone yet we see him with others. 2848 02:04:18,183 --> 02:04:20,652 [Heenan] We're gonna know right away 2849 02:04:20,719 --> 02:04:24,190 what he means by, "Justice will be served." 2850 02:04:24,257 --> 02:04:27,960 [Gorilla] That guy right there could change the entire complexion 2851 02:04:28,094 --> 02:04:29,629 -of any match. -[Roddy] Right. 2852 02:04:29,696 --> 02:04:31,998 -He's a big son of-- a big guy, isn't he? -[bell ringing] 2853 02:04:32,065 --> 02:04:33,499 -[Heenan] Yeah, he's a big guy. -[Roddy] Big guy. 2854 02:04:33,566 --> 02:04:34,901 -[Heenan] Watch it. -[Roddy] Yeah. Let's enjoy. 2855 02:04:34,968 --> 02:04:37,303 -[Howard] Introducing the special referee… -[Roddy] Big guy. 2856 02:04:37,370 --> 02:04:41,273 …for the Match Made in Hell, Sid Justice. 2857 02:04:41,340 --> 02:04:43,776 [Gorilla] He's getting a tremendous ovation here. 2858 02:04:43,843 --> 02:04:45,777 [crowd cheering] 2859 02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:49,048 [Heenan] I don't like the look in his eyes. 2860 02:04:49,115 --> 02:04:50,415 I don't really care which way he goes. 2861 02:04:50,482 --> 02:04:51,616 [Roddy] Well, that's good then. 2862 02:04:51,683 --> 02:04:54,954 [Gorilla] Why don't you go and tell him you don't like the look in his eyes? 2863 02:04:55,054 --> 02:04:57,223 [Heenan] But, I mean, he's not getting in that ring like a referee. 2864 02:04:57,290 --> 02:04:58,825 [Roddy] What's he getting in like? 2865 02:04:58,891 --> 02:05:00,793 [Heenan] Like he's got a plan. 2866 02:05:00,860 --> 02:05:02,260 [Gorilla] He's got a referee shirt on. 2867 02:05:02,327 --> 02:05:03,896 [Heenan] But, I mean, he didn't step through the ropes, 2868 02:05:03,963 --> 02:05:05,630 waved to the people, stand in the corner. 2869 02:05:05,697 --> 02:05:07,900 [Roddy] Hey, I've seen him jump from the floor 2870 02:05:07,967 --> 02:05:09,835 onto the apron like a gazelle. 2871 02:05:09,902 --> 02:05:11,204 Don't you worry. 2872 02:05:11,269 --> 02:05:13,272 He is very capable. 2873 02:05:14,941 --> 02:05:17,643 [Gorilla] Triangle of Terror on their way. 2874 02:05:17,710 --> 02:05:19,879 [Heenan] Oh, terrific. Here comes the locust. 2875 02:05:19,946 --> 02:05:22,248 [Howard] …Sgt. Slaughter, 2876 02:05:22,315 --> 02:05:28,187 Col. Mustafa, and Gen. Adnan. 2877 02:05:28,254 --> 02:05:31,023 [Heenan] I'll be able to tell in a minute if something's going down. 2878 02:05:31,089 --> 02:05:32,325 [Gorilla] How? 2879 02:05:32,392 --> 02:05:34,994 [Heenan] By the expression on Slaughter's face… 2880 02:05:37,463 --> 02:05:39,464 and if Adnan smiles. 2881 02:05:40,599 --> 02:05:42,000 [Gorilla] The Benedict Arnold 2882 02:05:42,067 --> 02:05:43,769 of the World Wrestling Entertainment, 2883 02:05:43,835 --> 02:05:46,272 the traitor, Sgt. Slaughter, 2884 02:05:46,339 --> 02:05:49,776 and his entourage ready to do battle here. 2885 02:05:50,710 --> 02:05:53,146 [Roddy] This is hell, folks. 2886 02:05:53,246 --> 02:05:57,683 If you don't understand it, these men here are soaking it up. 2887 02:05:58,351 --> 02:06:01,187 They have absolutely nothing to lose. 2888 02:06:01,254 --> 02:06:04,322 [Heenan] Somebody is gonna get hurt and I mean hurt real bad. 2889 02:06:05,491 --> 02:06:08,928 [Roddy] That's why they call it hell 'cause nobody likes it. 2890 02:06:10,830 --> 02:06:13,433 [Gorilla] Red, white, and blue everywhere here in the Garden. 2891 02:06:13,532 --> 02:06:14,834 -[Heenan] Hey, wait a minute. -[Roddy] What? 2892 02:06:14,901 --> 02:06:16,268 [Heenan] Slaughter is talking with Justice. 2893 02:06:19,705 --> 02:06:21,206 I think they shook hands. 2894 02:06:21,674 --> 02:06:26,779 [Howard] Introducing first, weighing 275 pounds, 2895 02:06:27,413 --> 02:06:32,085 The Ultimate Warrior. 2896 02:06:32,184 --> 02:06:34,187 [crowd cheering] 2897 02:06:38,657 --> 02:06:40,826 [Heenan] Well, here's Captain Schizo. 2898 02:06:42,061 --> 02:06:43,529 [Roddy] You think it's his coffee? 2899 02:06:46,665 --> 02:06:48,534 [Heenan] This guy makes coffee nervous. 2900 02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:52,338 [Gorilla] What an ovation for The Ultimate Warrior. 2901 02:06:52,405 --> 02:06:53,806 [crowd cheering] 2902 02:06:53,873 --> 02:06:55,273 [Gorilla] Is he ready? 2903 02:06:55,340 --> 02:06:58,510 -Yes. -[Roddy] Yes, but can he be trusted? 2904 02:06:58,577 --> 02:07:01,914 That's one of the-- one of the particulars here. 2905 02:07:01,981 --> 02:07:03,816 Hogan don't like him. 2906 02:07:03,883 --> 02:07:05,617 He don't like Hogan. 2907 02:07:05,684 --> 02:07:09,489 [Heenan] Now, watch if Justice and Hogan have eye contact. 2908 02:07:09,589 --> 02:07:10,723 [Howard announcing] 2909 02:07:10,822 --> 02:07:12,191 [Roddy] Yeah, watch it. 2910 02:07:12,258 --> 02:07:16,161 [Howard] …The World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 2911 02:07:16,228 --> 02:07:20,333 -Hulk Hogan. -[Heenan] I can barely hear. 2912 02:07:20,900 --> 02:07:23,068 [Roddy] This place is electric. 2913 02:07:24,971 --> 02:07:29,208 [Gorilla] They've just blown off the roof on Madison Square Garden. 2914 02:07:29,275 --> 02:07:31,410 ["Real American" playing] 2915 02:07:33,346 --> 02:07:37,215 [Gorilla] The World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, Hulk Hogan. 2916 02:07:37,849 --> 02:07:41,353 Hulkamania is alive and well. 2917 02:07:42,054 --> 02:07:46,259 [Roddy] I do believe though we've got to take note of what Bobby said, 2918 02:07:46,791 --> 02:07:50,228 that you must look in the eyes right now of everybody. 2919 02:07:50,295 --> 02:07:53,799 The eyes of The Warrior, the eyes of Hogan. 2920 02:07:54,333 --> 02:07:57,702 You must figure out, are they really on the same side? 2921 02:07:57,769 --> 02:08:00,406 Will they hang in there when it gets tough? 2922 02:08:00,473 --> 02:08:02,340 Where is Justice coming from? 2923 02:08:02,407 --> 02:08:04,410 [Heenan] And what about The Warrior's mind? 2924 02:08:04,477 --> 02:08:08,080 How has it been affected by being bitten by a cobra 2925 02:08:08,147 --> 02:08:11,784 at the hands of Jake "The Snake" Roberts and The Undertaker. 2926 02:08:13,119 --> 02:08:15,955 [Gorilla] Twenty thousand strong on their feet 2927 02:08:16,022 --> 02:08:18,290 here in Madison Square Garden. 2928 02:08:18,357 --> 02:08:21,360 -[Heenan] And millions all over the world. -[Roddy] Look. 2929 02:08:21,427 --> 02:08:24,530 Hogan just threw all his stuff on Slaughter. 2930 02:08:24,597 --> 02:08:26,065 Slaughter is fuming. 2931 02:08:29,669 --> 02:08:31,536 Slaughter is the brains 2932 02:08:31,603 --> 02:08:33,339 -of this organization. -[bell ringing] 2933 02:08:33,406 --> 02:08:36,142 Slaughter is the one to be careful of. 2934 02:08:36,209 --> 02:08:39,512 Slaughter is a traitor and he can't get enough tonight, 2935 02:08:39,579 --> 02:08:40,612 in my mind. 2936 02:08:42,281 --> 02:08:43,549 [Heenan] Adnan-- 2937 02:08:43,616 --> 02:08:45,013 Gen. Adnan just winked. 2938 02:08:45,098 --> 02:08:46,686 -[Roddy] What does that mean? -[Gorilla] Winked at who? 2939 02:08:46,751 --> 02:08:48,120 [Heenan] I don't know. I don't know. 2940 02:08:48,187 --> 02:08:49,554 [Gorilla] Well, why are you spreading this… 2941 02:08:49,621 --> 02:08:50,623 [Heenan] When somebody winks, 2942 02:08:50,690 --> 02:08:52,525 -it means two things. -[Gorilla] …garbage around for? 2943 02:08:52,592 --> 02:08:55,894 [Heenan] They wanna go-- you wanna make a date or I got a plan. 2944 02:08:55,962 --> 02:08:57,230 [Roddy] Was it you he winked at? 2945 02:08:57,295 --> 02:08:58,364 [Heenan] He didn't wink at me. 2946 02:08:58,431 --> 02:09:00,398 [Roddy] Oh, just checking about the date part. 2947 02:09:00,465 --> 02:09:02,602 I saw you fill out an application, under date, 2948 02:09:02,668 --> 02:09:04,704 you put "small dried fruit." 2949 02:09:06,371 --> 02:09:08,607 -[Heenan] That's what they are. -[Gorilla] We're ready to go here. 2950 02:09:08,674 --> 02:09:10,942 The bell has sounded. We're underway. 2951 02:09:11,009 --> 02:09:13,045 [crowd chatter] 2952 02:09:17,282 --> 02:09:21,454 [Gorilla] Hulkster, the greatest World Wrestling Entertainment Champion 2953 02:09:21,519 --> 02:09:25,324 in the history of the WWE, bar none. 2954 02:09:25,391 --> 02:09:29,695 Nobody has done what The Hulkster's done here in the WWE. 2955 02:09:29,762 --> 02:09:30,996 No question. 2956 02:09:33,398 --> 02:09:36,902 [Roddy] I can attest to how strong 2957 02:09:36,969 --> 02:09:39,038 and how powerful Hogan is 2958 02:09:39,105 --> 02:09:43,576 'cause I fought Hogan toe-to-toe with all my guts and I'm telling you 2959 02:09:43,643 --> 02:09:45,277 Hogan can go. 2960 02:09:45,344 --> 02:09:47,313 [Heenan] Hogan this, Hogan that. 2961 02:09:47,379 --> 02:09:49,949 He is the World Wrestling Entertainment Champion, 2962 02:09:50,049 --> 02:09:53,184 but if the real world's champion, Ric Flair, 2963 02:09:53,251 --> 02:09:56,289 had gone to his dressing door and when that door opened, 2964 02:09:56,355 --> 02:09:58,089 he would have dragged Hulk Hogan 2965 02:09:58,156 --> 02:10:00,092 -right to the-- -[Gorilla] Will you be serious? 2966 02:10:00,192 --> 02:10:02,628 [Heenan] And he would have made him surrender his title. 2967 02:10:02,695 --> 02:10:04,964 Will you stop with that garbage, that speculation? 2968 02:10:05,031 --> 02:10:07,232 [Heenan] He wouldn't have slammed the door in his face like he did mine. 2969 02:10:07,299 --> 02:10:08,867 [Roddy] Well, listen, but that didn't happen. 2970 02:10:08,933 --> 02:10:10,369 What did happen, Boobs? 2971 02:10:11,370 --> 02:10:13,505 [Gorilla] You got humiliated like you usually do. 2972 02:10:13,571 --> 02:10:15,273 [Roddy laughs] So back to Hogan. 2973 02:10:15,340 --> 02:10:17,442 [Heenan] He may be the greatest thing that ever happened 2974 02:10:17,509 --> 02:10:19,445 to professional wrestling in your mind, 2975 02:10:19,512 --> 02:10:22,647 but, to me, in my opinion, the man is rude. 2976 02:10:22,714 --> 02:10:25,317 -[Roddy] Look what's going on. -You go back there. 2977 02:10:26,318 --> 02:10:29,522 [Gorilla] Justice not taking any baloney from anybody. 2978 02:10:29,588 --> 02:10:30,955 [Heenan] Could be a ploy. 2979 02:10:32,290 --> 02:10:33,959 [Roddy] It didn't look like no ploy to me. 2980 02:10:34,059 --> 02:10:37,029 It looked like a typical Slaughter tactic 2981 02:10:37,096 --> 02:10:38,664 and it looked like it got-- 2982 02:10:39,464 --> 02:10:41,032 [Heenan] But maybe Hogan got to him. 2983 02:10:41,099 --> 02:10:44,469 Maybe the greatest athlete that ever lived in your mind greased his palm. 2984 02:10:47,072 --> 02:10:50,209 [Gorilla] Why don't you stop with all the procrastinating? 2985 02:10:50,308 --> 02:10:51,911 -[Roddy] Yeah. -[Heenan] As a broadcast journalist, 2986 02:10:51,977 --> 02:10:53,179 I'm just making an assumption. 2987 02:10:53,245 --> 02:10:54,480 [Roddy] Well, do a little journalism here 2988 02:10:54,547 --> 02:10:57,083 and get into what's going on and quit knocking people. 2989 02:10:58,384 --> 02:11:00,952 [Gorilla] Sarge with the champ trapped in the corner, but now look. 2990 02:11:01,019 --> 02:11:03,289 Oh, nice reversal. 2991 02:11:03,989 --> 02:11:06,659 And Slaughter almost went flying out of there. 2992 02:11:08,126 --> 02:11:09,862 [Roddy] Yeah, but that-- whoa. 2993 02:11:09,929 --> 02:11:12,365 That ain't gonna be enough to stop Slaughter. 2994 02:11:13,366 --> 02:11:15,101 -[Gorilla] And now-- -[Heenan] Look at this punching. 2995 02:11:15,166 --> 02:11:17,670 Sid Justice is making-- he's not-- 2996 02:11:17,737 --> 02:11:19,237 he's not even trying to get him to stop. 2997 02:11:19,304 --> 02:11:20,806 He's letting him punch. He can do whatever he wants. 2998 02:11:20,873 --> 02:11:22,875 [Gorilla] Hulkster unloading on everybody. 2999 02:11:23,942 --> 02:11:25,111 Tag made. 3000 02:11:25,177 --> 02:11:27,612 [Roddy] I hope Slaughter stays on his feet. 3001 02:11:27,746 --> 02:11:29,714 That way, he can take more punishment. 3002 02:11:30,683 --> 02:11:32,617 [Heenan] Oh, you really hate the guy, don't you? 3003 02:11:32,684 --> 02:11:33,686 [Roddy] Yes, I do. 3004 02:11:33,753 --> 02:11:35,454 [Gorilla] I supposed you like a traitor? 3005 02:11:35,855 --> 02:11:38,156 [Heenan] Well, it's none of my business. I don't wanna get involved politically. 3006 02:11:38,223 --> 02:11:39,924 [Gorilla] Aren't you an American? 3007 02:11:41,026 --> 02:11:43,396 [Heenan] Well, I'm American, yeah. Why? 3008 02:11:43,996 --> 02:11:46,965 [Gorilla] Well, this guy turned his back on-- his back on this country. 3009 02:11:47,665 --> 02:11:48,666 Would you do that? 3010 02:11:48,733 --> 02:11:49,902 Maybe you would. 3011 02:11:51,137 --> 02:11:53,105 [Heenan] My favorite show is The Price Is Right. 3012 02:11:53,205 --> 02:11:56,208 [Roddy] Get up, Slaughter, so they can knock you down again. 3013 02:11:58,309 --> 02:11:59,545 Heads up, G.I. 3014 02:12:00,846 --> 02:12:01,981 -Oh. -[Heenan] Oh. 3015 02:12:02,047 --> 02:12:06,352 [Roddy] Holy cow. You folks got to see that one close up. 3016 02:12:08,187 --> 02:12:09,855 [Gorilla] Hogan for the cover, hooks the leg. 3017 02:12:09,922 --> 02:12:11,257 He won't get him. 3018 02:12:12,825 --> 02:12:14,759 Mustafa came in there in a hurry. 3019 02:12:19,365 --> 02:12:22,535 Hulkster with an elbow right between the eyes. 3020 02:12:22,601 --> 02:12:24,437 [Heenan] What has the referee done so far? 3021 02:12:24,503 --> 02:12:25,971 Just stay out of the way? 3022 02:12:26,038 --> 02:12:28,374 [Roddy] Yes, but he has stayed out of the way of everybody. 3023 02:12:28,441 --> 02:12:30,809 The only-- one thing that he did do 3024 02:12:30,875 --> 02:12:33,179 was take an illegal foreign object away, 3025 02:12:33,245 --> 02:12:35,447 otherwise he's been fair and impartial. 3026 02:12:35,513 --> 02:12:36,949 [Heenan] I don't like the teamwork here. 3027 02:12:37,016 --> 02:12:38,951 Slaughter has been in the ring the whole time. 3028 02:12:39,018 --> 02:12:40,186 [Roddy] You don't like nothing. 3029 02:12:41,085 --> 02:12:44,190 -[Heenan] I like me. -[Roddy] Except the 976 numbers. 3030 02:12:44,255 --> 02:12:48,427 [Gorilla] Obviously, he doesn't have much stock in his core. 3031 02:12:49,462 --> 02:12:52,932 [Roddy scoffs] Hard to have any core there, 3032 02:12:53,499 --> 02:12:55,468 when you're getting beaten by Hogan. 3033 02:12:55,534 --> 02:12:57,469 -Get on him. -[Heenan] Here they come. 3034 02:12:57,902 --> 02:12:59,804 [Gorilla] Mustafa in there once again. 3035 02:12:59,871 --> 02:13:04,009 [Roddy] I notice Justice was down there with a nice, smooth count. 3036 02:13:04,076 --> 02:13:05,978 A thousand and one. A thousand and two. 3037 02:13:06,045 --> 02:13:07,545 Same count for everybody. 3038 02:13:07,612 --> 02:13:09,415 Keeping law and justice. 3039 02:13:10,950 --> 02:13:12,384 [Gorilla] Clothesline, and a beauty. 3040 02:13:12,451 --> 02:13:14,687 Nowhere for Sarge to go. 3041 02:13:14,820 --> 02:13:17,623 He absorbed the full brunt of that blow. 3042 02:13:21,059 --> 02:13:23,795 It's been all Hulk and Warrior up to now. 3043 02:13:23,896 --> 02:13:26,866 [Roddy] Not only that. Let's give credit again where credit is due. 3044 02:13:26,932 --> 02:13:28,032 As much as I hate the guy… 3045 02:13:28,099 --> 02:13:29,768 [Gorilla] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Here we go. 3046 02:13:33,438 --> 02:13:35,941 -[Roddy] …Slaughter has been in there… -[Heenan] Come on, Justice. Get in there. 3047 02:13:36,008 --> 02:13:38,143 [Roddy] …by himself taking punishment. 3048 02:13:39,178 --> 02:13:41,379 -[Gorilla] What's this? -[Heenan] Uh-oh. 3049 02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:42,548 [yelling] 3050 02:13:43,749 --> 02:13:45,918 [Roddy] Oh, no. There ain't nothing wrong with that. 3051 02:13:45,985 --> 02:13:47,353 [Gorilla] Tried to get him out of the corner. 3052 02:13:47,452 --> 02:13:48,853 Hulkster wouldn't break there. 3053 02:13:48,920 --> 02:13:50,723 [Roddy] He's trying to be a good official. 3054 02:13:50,789 --> 02:13:53,358 I saw him earlier get on Slaughter's team, 3055 02:13:53,659 --> 02:13:55,561 keeping Slaughter's team in the corner. 3056 02:13:55,628 --> 02:13:57,862 [Heenan] Yeah, but he physically put his hands on Hogan twice. 3057 02:13:57,929 --> 02:14:00,331 [Gorilla] So far, he's called it right down the middle, 3058 02:14:00,398 --> 02:14:01,666 as far as I'm concerned. 3059 02:14:02,166 --> 02:14:04,135 [Roddy] I tend to agree with you, Gor. 3060 02:14:06,237 --> 02:14:11,175 [Gorilla] Sarge tried to take a cheap shot at The Warrior who ducked underneath it. 3061 02:14:13,712 --> 02:14:15,748 [Roddy] You know, Slaughter has been in there, 3062 02:14:15,813 --> 02:14:18,717 took all that punishment, still came back, 3063 02:14:18,784 --> 02:14:20,753 cut his opponent off, and tagged. 3064 02:14:21,286 --> 02:14:22,754 -Gotta give him credit. -[Heenan] He's a tough guy. 3065 02:14:22,821 --> 02:14:24,022 He's a tough guy. 3066 02:14:24,089 --> 02:14:25,456 [Gorilla] Now, it's Adnan. 3067 02:14:25,523 --> 02:14:28,227 [crowd chanting] Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! 3068 02:14:28,294 --> 02:14:31,397 [Gorilla] Chant going off by this capacity crowd 3069 02:14:31,463 --> 02:14:34,333 here in the Garden for The Hulkster. 3070 02:14:34,400 --> 02:14:37,969 [Heenan] They chant for Hulk Hogan like they chant for no one else, 3071 02:14:39,103 --> 02:14:40,973 and he loves it. 3072 02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:42,875 [Gorilla] Being triple-teamed right now. 3073 02:14:42,942 --> 02:14:45,376 [Heenan] The more the people chant, the more it gets Hogan going. 3074 02:14:45,443 --> 02:14:47,179 [Roddy] Look, look. Just look at Justice. 3075 02:14:47,245 --> 02:14:48,480 He's keeping Slaughter back. 3076 02:14:48,547 --> 02:14:49,982 He's keeping The Warrior back. 3077 02:14:50,049 --> 02:14:52,585 [Gorilla] But he's allowing a double-team to take place here. 3078 02:14:52,651 --> 02:14:54,987 [Heenan] Well, you can't have eyes in the back of your head, right? 3079 02:14:55,087 --> 02:14:57,255 [Roddy] Yeah. Oh, he's only a human being. 3080 02:14:57,356 --> 02:14:59,724 He's trying his heart out, at least, the way I see it. 3081 02:14:59,791 --> 02:15:02,527 [Gorilla] He's one of the most unusual human beings I've ever seen. 3082 02:15:02,594 --> 02:15:03,862 [Heenan] Big sucker. 3083 02:15:04,629 --> 02:15:06,665 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. Here it comes. 3084 02:15:06,732 --> 02:15:09,500 [Roddy] I remember this back in '83. 3085 02:15:09,567 --> 02:15:10,936 [Gorilla] Camel clutch. 3086 02:15:14,673 --> 02:15:17,076 [Roddy] Justice, now there on top of things. 3087 02:15:18,376 --> 02:15:20,279 [Gorilla] Hulkster is not gonna quit. 3088 02:15:21,914 --> 02:15:24,148 That word is not in his vocabulary. 3089 02:15:25,651 --> 02:15:27,518 [Heenan] He's going right down the middle now. 3090 02:15:29,455 --> 02:15:32,124 [Gorilla] Backbreaker. Well executed by Slaughter. 3091 02:15:34,058 --> 02:15:35,928 Two count. Referee right there. 3092 02:15:35,995 --> 02:15:37,663 [Heenan] Very slow count though. 3093 02:15:42,567 --> 02:15:43,568 [Roddy] Oh. 3094 02:15:44,837 --> 02:15:47,473 Slaughter is really hanging in tough. 3095 02:15:47,539 --> 02:15:49,241 Hogan is hanging in tough. 3096 02:15:49,308 --> 02:15:50,576 Look at Justice. 3097 02:15:51,410 --> 02:15:54,178 I gotta say that's calling it down the middle, wouldn't you, Gorilla? 3098 02:15:54,245 --> 02:15:57,316 [Gorilla] Absolutely. Not afraid to stick his nose in there. 3099 02:15:57,383 --> 02:15:58,384 Whoa. 3100 02:15:59,518 --> 02:16:01,487 [Heenan] It's like two walls hitting each other. 3101 02:16:01,553 --> 02:16:03,054 -[Gorilla] Accidental. -[Roddy] Uh-oh. 3102 02:16:03,656 --> 02:16:05,924 -[Heenan] What the hell is going on? -[Gorilla] That was designed perfectly 3103 02:16:05,991 --> 02:16:07,092 by Slaughter. 3104 02:16:07,159 --> 02:16:08,626 He did that on purpose. 3105 02:16:11,230 --> 02:16:13,831 -I wonder-- -[Heenan] Something may be happening here. 3106 02:16:13,898 --> 02:16:15,601 [Roddy] I hate to say it, Gorilla, 3107 02:16:15,668 --> 02:16:18,837 but do you suppose that Boobs could be right? 3108 02:16:18,904 --> 02:16:20,406 [Gorilla] No. I don't think so. 3109 02:16:21,040 --> 02:16:22,340 I don't think so. 3110 02:16:22,407 --> 02:16:24,576 [Heenan] You notice he stayed with Slaughter 3111 02:16:24,643 --> 02:16:26,311 while Adnan did all the scratching and biting. 3112 02:16:26,378 --> 02:16:28,246 He's not doing nothing now, is he, to stop him? 3113 02:16:28,914 --> 02:16:31,950 -He let him get away with it. -[Roddy] Gorilla, he's right about that. 3114 02:16:32,017 --> 02:16:33,886 [Gorilla] There's nothing illegal going on right now. 3115 02:16:33,951 --> 02:16:35,421 [Heenan] He was biting him right in the face. 3116 02:16:36,455 --> 02:16:38,757 [Gorilla] You're allowed a five count to break anything you're doing. 3117 02:16:38,824 --> 02:16:40,259 [Heenan] But he never tried to count. 3118 02:16:40,659 --> 02:16:42,493 He just stood there and watched it happen. 3119 02:16:42,895 --> 02:16:44,697 [Gorilla] Maybe he was counting to himself. 3120 02:16:44,762 --> 02:16:45,763 [Roddy] But he's counting now. 3121 02:16:45,831 --> 02:16:47,232 Let's check out the rhythm. 3122 02:16:47,332 --> 02:16:48,700 [crowd chatter] 3123 02:16:49,768 --> 02:16:51,303 [Gorilla] Slaughter off-- but, oh, 3124 02:16:51,369 --> 02:16:53,905 he got a little extra push from The Warrior. 3125 02:16:55,139 --> 02:16:57,675 [Roddy] I don't know. How do you call that one, Boob? 3126 02:16:57,743 --> 02:17:00,546 [Heenan] Well, he didn't go over and reprimand The Warrior. 3127 02:17:01,245 --> 02:17:03,147 [Gorilla] He flew halfway across the ring. 3128 02:17:03,215 --> 02:17:05,017 [Roddy] Hey, Gorilla. Uh… 3129 02:17:05,083 --> 02:17:07,318 I don't know. Boobs may have a point here. 3130 02:17:09,588 --> 02:17:10,621 [Gorilla] Yeah, but the-- 3131 02:17:10,689 --> 02:17:12,190 [Roddy] I ain't a broadcast journalist for nothing. 3132 02:17:12,290 --> 02:17:13,591 [Gorilla] He's on his head, you know? 3133 02:17:14,927 --> 02:17:16,360 [Roddy] The tag is made. 3134 02:17:20,164 --> 02:17:21,734 [Gorilla] Warrior on fire. 3135 02:17:21,799 --> 02:17:24,736 Clothesline, off the ropes, and another one. 3136 02:17:25,671 --> 02:17:26,839 [Heenan] Three clotheslines. 3137 02:17:26,904 --> 02:17:30,008 [Roddy] But now is the time to tell, can he hang? 3138 02:17:30,074 --> 02:17:31,843 This is a hand-- oh. 3139 02:17:31,910 --> 02:17:32,945 [Gorilla] Uh-oh. 3140 02:17:34,046 --> 02:17:35,913 Inadvertently ran into Justice. 3141 02:17:35,981 --> 02:17:38,182 [Heenan] Well, that didn't really scare Justice too much. 3142 02:17:38,250 --> 02:17:39,350 [Gorilla] Didn't even move him. 3143 02:17:39,418 --> 02:17:40,919 [Heenan] Beat your chest some more. 3144 02:17:41,386 --> 02:17:43,654 [Roddy] He is a big, big, huge man. 3145 02:17:45,022 --> 02:17:47,126 The Warrior couldn't even knock him off his feet. 3146 02:17:47,993 --> 02:17:50,028 [Heenan] Now, watch, he's letting this happen. 3147 02:17:50,094 --> 02:17:54,500 [Gorilla] Gave Slaughter the opportunity to gain control once again in this one. 3148 02:17:54,565 --> 02:17:56,401 [Heenan] They've got him trapped now in the corner. 3149 02:17:56,467 --> 02:18:00,638 [Roddy] Didn't take Slaughter long to figure out how to cut off The Warrior. 3150 02:18:00,706 --> 02:18:03,909 [Gorilla] And look at Justice right over there laying the count on. 3151 02:18:04,376 --> 02:18:07,346 [Roddy] Slaughter doing some diversionary tactics there. 3152 02:18:07,412 --> 02:18:10,548 Not the fault of Justice's. 3153 02:18:11,350 --> 02:18:12,918 [Heenan] Is "Justice's" a word? 3154 02:18:12,984 --> 02:18:14,452 -[Gorilla] You got it. -[Roddy] Thanks. 3155 02:18:14,520 --> 02:18:15,821 Just cut me some slack on that one. 3156 02:18:15,887 --> 02:18:17,823 [Heenan] He'll be mad when you have to ask him for help. 3157 02:18:18,357 --> 02:18:20,159 [Roddy] Well, I've had my bad days, Boobs, 3158 02:18:21,459 --> 02:18:23,929 -but not in a row like you. -[Gorilla] Suplex coming up. 3159 02:18:23,995 --> 02:18:26,798 No, nice block by The Ultimate-- one-- 3160 02:18:26,865 --> 02:18:28,299 blocked once again. 3161 02:18:28,867 --> 02:18:31,235 Oh, and he got-- he turned it around. 3162 02:18:33,305 --> 02:18:34,672 [Heenan] But he's hurt also. 3163 02:18:34,740 --> 02:18:36,074 [Gorilla] Took a lot out of The Warrior. 3164 02:18:36,141 --> 02:18:38,043 He's looking to make the tag to The Hulkster. 3165 02:18:38,109 --> 02:18:39,977 [Roddy] Yeah, but he's making the tag awful quick. 3166 02:18:40,045 --> 02:18:43,014 Hogan was in there, took a lot of punishment. 3167 02:18:44,449 --> 02:18:46,385 That didn't seem to stop Hogan, though. 3168 02:18:46,450 --> 02:18:49,054 -He's still full of vim and vigor. -[Gorilla] There was no tag made there. 3169 02:18:50,823 --> 02:18:53,324 [Heenan] You know, it would appear that he's trying to be fair. 3170 02:18:56,795 --> 02:18:58,597 [Roddy] It's a hard call to me. 3171 02:18:58,663 --> 02:19:02,333 [Gorilla] Well, that was-- that's what he was contracted to do, Brain, 3172 02:19:03,601 --> 02:19:06,071 to go out there and be impartial. 3173 02:19:07,439 --> 02:19:09,741 [Roddy] For a second, I thought that Bobby had a point. 3174 02:19:09,807 --> 02:19:11,943 I thought that Justice was swaying. 3175 02:19:12,644 --> 02:19:17,014 But when I see him, he's just trying his heart out to be what he said, 3176 02:19:17,082 --> 02:19:18,784 stand up straight and tall. 3177 02:19:19,951 --> 02:19:21,485 [Heenan] You really think so? 3178 02:19:21,553 --> 02:19:22,987 [Roddy] Yes, I do. 3179 02:19:26,557 --> 02:19:28,527 [Gorilla] Warrior in a whole heap of trouble here. 3180 02:19:28,593 --> 02:19:29,627 [Roddy] Come on, Warrior. 3181 02:19:29,695 --> 02:19:31,597 Get off your butt and tag. 3182 02:19:31,663 --> 02:19:34,600 [Gorilla] Hulkster wanting to make the tag here in the worst way 3183 02:19:34,665 --> 02:19:36,802 but not being given the opportunity. 3184 02:19:36,868 --> 02:19:38,937 Irish whip now by Sarge. 3185 02:19:39,003 --> 02:19:40,239 Ducks underneath. 3186 02:19:40,371 --> 02:19:45,377 Oh, here's a chance for The Warrior to make the tag. 3187 02:19:45,977 --> 02:19:47,612 [Roddy] Go tag, Warrior. Tag. 3188 02:19:47,679 --> 02:19:48,847 [Heenan] He doesn't know where he's at. 3189 02:19:48,913 --> 02:19:51,049 He doesn't know what side of the ring Hulk Hogan is on. 3190 02:19:51,116 --> 02:19:52,251 [Roddy] Come on, man. 3191 02:19:52,317 --> 02:19:53,318 Teamwork. 3192 02:19:53,385 --> 02:19:55,921 [Gorilla] Warrior running on instinct here, 3193 02:19:55,988 --> 02:19:57,823 but doesn't know where his corner is. 3194 02:19:58,789 --> 02:20:02,794 [Roddy] The only way you're gonna be able to do it is teamwork. 3195 02:20:02,860 --> 02:20:05,964 Warrior, you must find yourself. 3196 02:20:09,368 --> 02:20:11,103 [Gorilla] Counting both men now. 3197 02:20:11,169 --> 02:20:12,571 [Heenan] He's up to six. 3198 02:20:13,105 --> 02:20:14,606 -Seven. -[Gorilla] Well, as soon as one 3199 02:20:14,672 --> 02:20:16,707 reaches his knees, the count will stop. 3200 02:20:17,309 --> 02:20:18,543 The count is over right now. 3201 02:20:18,609 --> 02:20:20,545 [Heenan] Slaughter is up. Slaughter is up. 3202 02:20:21,480 --> 02:20:23,148 -Uh-oh. -[Gorilla] And there's the tag. 3203 02:20:23,215 --> 02:20:25,517 -[Roddy] All right. -[crowd cheering] 3204 02:20:32,056 --> 02:20:34,826 [Gorilla] Hulk unloading with those big roundhouse rights. 3205 02:20:34,893 --> 02:20:37,562 Slaughter for the ride and plants the boot. 3206 02:20:38,096 --> 02:20:39,598 [Roddy] Look out behind you. 3207 02:20:39,664 --> 02:20:41,233 Good cover by The Warrior. 3208 02:20:41,300 --> 02:20:43,702 [Gorilla] One dummy down. Another one went down. 3209 02:20:44,269 --> 02:20:45,636 [Roddy] It ain't enough. 3210 02:20:48,039 --> 02:20:49,608 [Heenan] Come on, Justice. Do your job. 3211 02:20:49,675 --> 02:20:50,742 Get them out of the ring. 3212 02:20:50,809 --> 02:20:53,845 [Gorilla] Warrior just eliminated two-thirds of the corps. 3213 02:20:53,912 --> 02:20:55,913 [Heenan] Warrior's got a chair. 3214 02:20:55,981 --> 02:20:57,783 [crowd cheering] 3215 02:20:59,518 --> 02:21:00,686 [Gorilla] Warrior. 3216 02:21:01,485 --> 02:21:04,056 Warrior chasing Adnan and Mustafa 3217 02:21:04,422 --> 02:21:06,658 all the way back to the locker room. 3218 02:21:06,725 --> 02:21:09,528 -[Heenan] What did Hogan use here? -[Roddy] We're talking hell. 3219 02:21:09,594 --> 02:21:12,564 [Gorilla] A little bit of powder and a one, two, three. 3220 02:21:12,631 --> 02:21:14,666 -[bell ringing] -[Gorilla] And it's all over. 3221 02:21:16,068 --> 02:21:18,002 [Heenan] What kind of powder is that? 3222 02:21:19,104 --> 02:21:20,739 [Roddy] It's justice. 3223 02:21:22,407 --> 02:21:24,810 [Gorilla] That's victory powder, Brain. 3224 02:21:24,876 --> 02:21:29,014 [Howard] Here are your winners, the team of Hulk Hogan 3225 02:21:29,081 --> 02:21:30,649 -and The Ultimate Warrior. -[Heenan] Where's Warrior? 3226 02:21:30,716 --> 02:21:32,317 Where's Mustafa? Where is Adnan? 3227 02:21:32,384 --> 02:21:33,752 Where is Justice? 3228 02:21:34,353 --> 02:21:37,422 [Roddy] We said this was a Match Made in Hell 3229 02:21:37,489 --> 02:21:39,558 and hell is what it took to win. 3230 02:21:39,624 --> 02:21:41,059 And there's the winner. 3231 02:21:44,029 --> 02:21:45,697 [Gorilla] Take a look. 3232 02:21:45,764 --> 02:21:50,769 Take a good look at the greatest professional athlete in the world today. 3233 02:21:51,403 --> 02:21:53,404 "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan. 3234 02:21:54,139 --> 02:21:56,274 [Heenan] But not the real world's champion. 3235 02:21:56,341 --> 02:21:57,809 [Gorilla] Don't start. 3236 02:21:58,844 --> 02:22:00,878 [Roddy] I'm getting tired of that remark, Boobs. 3237 02:22:02,413 --> 02:22:04,016 Where did The Warrior go? 3238 02:22:04,082 --> 02:22:05,716 [Heenan] I don't know. Where did Adnan go? 3239 02:22:05,784 --> 02:22:06,952 Where did Mustafa go? 3240 02:22:07,019 --> 02:22:08,520 Where did Justice go? 3241 02:22:08,587 --> 02:22:10,154 [Roddy laughs] 3242 02:22:10,222 --> 02:22:13,358 [Gorilla] It's obvious, Brain, 3243 02:22:13,425 --> 02:22:16,528 that Adnan and Mustafa defected. 3244 02:22:17,295 --> 02:22:19,530 -[Heenan] You mean deserted? -[Gorilla] Deserted. That's right. 3245 02:22:19,598 --> 02:22:23,435 [Roddy] There must be one hell of a fight going on back there in the locker room. 3246 02:22:24,469 --> 02:22:25,904 [laughs] 3247 02:22:27,305 --> 02:22:28,607 [Gorilla] What's-- 3248 02:22:29,641 --> 02:22:31,276 [Heenan] Well, I will say this, 3249 02:22:31,342 --> 02:22:32,844 Sid Justice said-- 3250 02:22:33,645 --> 02:22:35,180 he did exactly what he said. 3251 02:22:35,247 --> 02:22:36,815 He called it right down the middle. 3252 02:22:37,315 --> 02:22:38,750 Justice did prevail. 3253 02:22:40,052 --> 02:22:41,219 -I'm wrong. -[Roddy] Hey, 3254 02:22:41,286 --> 02:22:44,823 and no matter what Roddy Piper thinks of Hulk Hogan, 3255 02:22:44,890 --> 02:22:48,160 you all gotta give credit where credit's due. 3256 02:22:48,225 --> 02:22:49,493 Check him out. 3257 02:22:51,630 --> 02:22:53,431 [Gorilla] There's only one. 3258 02:22:53,498 --> 02:22:54,900 [Heenan] Thank heavens for that. 3259 02:22:57,769 --> 02:22:59,204 [Roddy laughs] 3260 02:23:00,005 --> 02:23:02,541 Hulk doing a little tweaking there, man. 3261 02:23:04,409 --> 02:23:06,278 [Gorilla] Hulkster's saying, "Wait a minute." 3262 02:23:06,344 --> 02:23:07,946 -[Heenan] What's he doing? -[Gorilla] He's motioning 3263 02:23:08,012 --> 02:23:09,381 towards the locker room. 3264 02:23:09,448 --> 02:23:11,949 He's giving a wave here to somebody. 3265 02:23:13,452 --> 02:23:15,287 Look, it's Justice. 3266 02:23:16,387 --> 02:23:17,655 [Roddy] Looks like the Grim Reaper. 3267 02:23:18,823 --> 02:23:20,192 ♪ I gotta be a man ♪ 3268 02:23:20,292 --> 02:23:21,927 -[Heenan] What's this? -[Gorilla] Hulkster wants Justice 3269 02:23:21,993 --> 02:23:23,261 back out there in the ring. 3270 02:23:23,360 --> 02:23:25,997 ♪ I am a real American ♪ 3271 02:23:26,797 --> 02:23:31,570 [Roddy] Hey, "I is what I is," that's what Justice does. 3272 02:23:32,369 --> 02:23:35,373 He said he would stand tall and he did. 3273 02:23:39,877 --> 02:23:42,614 [Gorilla] It's pandemonium here at SummerSlam. 3274 02:23:45,016 --> 02:23:46,083 Oh, no. 3275 02:23:46,151 --> 02:23:48,587 Justice not sure why he's out there. 3276 02:23:51,155 --> 02:23:53,158 Hulkster wants him in the ring. 3277 02:23:59,364 --> 02:24:01,399 Take a look at that body. 3278 02:24:01,466 --> 02:24:05,670 ♪ When it comes crashing down And it hurts inside ♪ 3279 02:24:05,737 --> 02:24:07,939 [Roddy laughs] 3280 02:24:09,007 --> 02:24:12,944 ♪ You gotta take a stand It don't help to hide ♪ 3281 02:24:14,913 --> 02:24:17,382 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy] Whoa! 3282 02:24:17,749 --> 02:24:20,851 They're saying thank you to everybody. 3283 02:24:20,919 --> 02:24:23,722 [Heenan] This must be the Marriage Made in Heaven, right? 3284 02:24:23,788 --> 02:24:25,789 [Gorilla] No, it's not yet, Brain. 3285 02:24:25,857 --> 02:24:28,193 [Roddy] This is the WWE. 3286 02:24:28,260 --> 02:24:30,996 It don't get no better, folks. 3287 02:24:31,062 --> 02:24:33,164 That's why we're all here. 3288 02:24:34,466 --> 02:24:36,034 Because we like the best. 3289 02:24:36,100 --> 02:24:38,235 [Heenan] But I'll tell you. I'm surprised. 3290 02:24:38,303 --> 02:24:42,440 I just knew for sure Justice was going to turn on Hogan. 3291 02:24:42,507 --> 02:24:43,642 I just knew it. 3292 02:24:44,242 --> 02:24:45,877 [Roddy] You were surprised, huh, Boobs? 3293 02:24:45,944 --> 02:24:47,746 [Heenan] I'm gonna fire two of my staff members. 3294 02:24:47,812 --> 02:24:49,314 I got the wrong information. 3295 02:24:49,381 --> 02:24:50,782 They're done. They're finished. 3296 02:24:50,849 --> 02:24:52,216 They know who they are. 3297 02:24:53,051 --> 02:24:55,654 [Roddy] Boy, that'll be a big cut pay for you, huh? 3298 02:24:55,720 --> 02:24:57,021 Look at that. 3299 02:24:57,088 --> 02:24:59,758 I don't think Justice has ever posed before. 3300 02:24:59,823 --> 02:25:01,526 But he looks good. 3301 02:25:01,592 --> 02:25:06,097 [Gorilla] Take a look, two of the greatest athletes anywhere today, 3302 02:25:06,163 --> 02:25:09,034 Sid Justice and The Hulkster. 3303 02:25:09,100 --> 02:25:12,737 Right now, folks, we're gonna take a final look 3304 02:25:12,804 --> 02:25:16,174 at The Mountie in the slammer in The Big Apple. 3305 02:25:16,241 --> 02:25:17,609 -[Heenan] Oh, no. -[song ends] 3306 02:25:17,676 --> 02:25:20,744 Hey. Oh, come back. 3307 02:25:20,812 --> 02:25:23,047 I want my own cell. 3308 02:25:23,114 --> 02:25:25,016 Get me out of here. 3309 02:25:25,082 --> 02:25:27,985 -Get me out-- -Shh. 3310 02:25:28,053 --> 02:25:29,386 Get out of here. 3311 02:25:29,454 --> 02:25:32,457 Jimmy Hart, I wanna have a phone call. 3312 02:25:32,524 --> 02:25:34,659 You wanna fight me buddy? 3313 02:25:34,725 --> 02:25:35,927 Get out of here. 3314 02:25:35,993 --> 02:25:38,096 There's me buddy. 3315 02:25:41,499 --> 02:25:42,667 Hi. 3316 02:25:42,967 --> 02:25:44,735 Oh, my God. 3317 02:25:44,803 --> 02:25:47,771 Don't you just love the way leather feels against your body? 3318 02:25:47,839 --> 02:25:49,374 Let me out of here! 3319 02:25:49,440 --> 02:25:51,409 Let me out of here. 3320 02:25:51,475 --> 02:25:54,145 -[Roddy laughing] -[Gorilla] Still creating pandemonium 3321 02:25:54,212 --> 02:25:56,146 here in Madison Square Garden. 3322 02:25:56,214 --> 02:25:59,417 It's The Hulkster and Sid Justice 3323 02:25:59,484 --> 02:26:01,519 and we saw, Brain, 3324 02:26:01,586 --> 02:26:05,590 what The Mountie was in store for at the slammer 3325 02:26:05,657 --> 02:26:08,927 here in The Big Apple, your pal. 3326 02:26:08,993 --> 02:26:11,096 We may have seen the last of The Mountie. 3327 02:26:11,162 --> 02:26:13,530 I think The Mountie made a friend. 3328 02:26:13,598 --> 02:26:16,001 Right now, we're gonna take you back in time, 3329 02:26:16,067 --> 02:26:19,270 a special interview that took place with "Mean" Gene, 3330 02:26:19,337 --> 02:26:22,407 The Macho Man proposing to Elizabeth. 3331 02:26:22,474 --> 02:26:24,009 [Roddy] What a night. 3332 02:26:24,341 --> 02:26:29,413 I've been thinking about returning to the ring 3333 02:26:31,181 --> 02:26:33,851 -at SummerSlam. -[crowd cheering] 3334 02:26:33,918 --> 02:26:35,119 [Gene] Wait a minute. 3335 02:26:35,186 --> 02:26:38,189 Let me remind you, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, 3336 02:26:38,256 --> 02:26:41,493 contractually, your career is over. 3337 02:26:42,027 --> 02:26:45,864 Nobody tells the Macho Man what to do. 3338 02:26:45,930 --> 02:26:47,632 Do you understand that? 3339 02:26:47,698 --> 02:26:50,734 [Roddy] And so, he's gonna get mad now to cover up for nerves? 3340 02:26:51,368 --> 02:26:54,538 Because I have got something to say 3341 02:26:54,606 --> 02:27:00,011 to the zillions of people all around the world 3342 02:27:01,713 --> 02:27:07,452 and then also got something to say to Elizabeth. 3343 02:27:07,919 --> 02:27:09,788 [crowd cheering] 3344 02:27:10,622 --> 02:27:11,856 [Vince] Maybe. 3345 02:27:11,922 --> 02:27:13,324 Come on, you can do it, Randy. 3346 02:27:13,391 --> 02:27:14,926 [Roddy] Come on. 3347 02:27:14,993 --> 02:27:16,493 [Macho Man] Elizabeth… 3348 02:27:20,164 --> 02:27:21,832 Elizabeth… 3349 02:27:22,167 --> 02:27:24,336 [crowd cheering] 3350 02:27:31,776 --> 02:27:34,946 Elizabeth, I love you. 3351 02:27:35,012 --> 02:27:36,614 -[Vince] Wow. -[Roddy] What? 3352 02:27:36,681 --> 02:27:38,983 [Vince] My goodness. He's getting there, folks. 3353 02:27:39,050 --> 02:27:42,487 He's building up his courage, that big-- maybe he's gonna ask her. 3354 02:27:42,554 --> 02:27:43,887 What's he-- what's that? 3355 02:27:43,955 --> 02:27:46,791 Look at that, Hot Rod, take a look. 3356 02:27:46,858 --> 02:27:49,094 -[Roddy] Wow. -[Vince] Look at that ring. 3357 02:27:49,661 --> 02:27:51,429 He's gonna ask her, folks. 3358 02:27:51,496 --> 02:27:53,398 What's the answer gonna be? 3359 02:27:54,132 --> 02:27:55,699 Look at that. 3360 02:27:55,767 --> 02:27:57,435 [crowd cheering] 3361 02:27:57,502 --> 02:28:00,038 [Roddy] Come on, Randy, don't cop out now. 3362 02:28:00,305 --> 02:28:03,007 [audience member] Get on your knees, Macho Man. 3363 02:28:03,775 --> 02:28:06,144 [Roddy] Somebody said, "Get on your knees." 3364 02:28:06,211 --> 02:28:08,446 [crowd clamoring] 3365 02:28:08,512 --> 02:28:09,714 [Roddy] Did you hear it? 3366 02:28:09,780 --> 02:28:11,082 [crowd chatter] 3367 02:28:11,149 --> 02:28:12,751 -[Vince] Oh, I think he's having-- -[Roddy] Do it right 3368 02:28:12,817 --> 02:28:14,618 -if you're gonna do it. -[Vince] He's having second thoughts. 3369 02:28:14,719 --> 02:28:17,555 It looks to me like he-- Hot Rod, I think he-- 3370 02:28:17,622 --> 02:28:18,990 [Roddy] She's too beautiful. 3371 02:28:19,056 --> 02:28:20,725 Not now, don't walk. 3372 02:28:20,792 --> 02:28:22,761 [crowd chatter] 3373 02:28:25,396 --> 02:28:26,398 [Roddy] I gotta help him. 3374 02:28:26,464 --> 02:28:28,133 Get down on your knees. 3375 02:28:28,198 --> 02:28:29,567 [crowd cheering] 3376 02:28:29,634 --> 02:28:30,635 [Roddy] Yes. 3377 02:28:30,702 --> 02:28:33,037 [crowd cheering] 3378 02:28:38,842 --> 02:28:40,445 [Macho Man] Elizabeth, 3379 02:28:42,413 --> 02:28:43,914 Elizabeth… 3380 02:28:49,687 --> 02:28:51,489 will you marry me? 3381 02:28:51,556 --> 02:28:53,591 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy laughs] 3382 02:28:53,690 --> 02:28:55,126 -We don't have an answer. -[Vince] He did it. 3383 02:28:55,193 --> 02:28:57,562 -[Roddy] We don't have an answer. -[Vince] He did it. He asked her. 3384 02:28:57,628 --> 02:28:59,597 [Gene] What about it, Ms. Elizabeth? 3385 02:28:59,663 --> 02:29:01,299 [crowd chatter] 3386 02:29:01,366 --> 02:29:02,767 [Gene] Elizabeth? 3387 02:29:13,377 --> 02:29:15,512 Oh, yeah. 3388 02:29:15,580 --> 02:29:18,116 -[Roddy] Yee-haw. -[crowd cheering] 3389 02:29:18,183 --> 02:29:19,716 [Vince] Oh, yeah. 3390 02:29:19,784 --> 02:29:22,619 [Roddy] We got us a wedding-- a wedding date. 3391 02:29:22,687 --> 02:29:24,154 [Vince] How about that? 3392 02:29:25,857 --> 02:29:27,792 [Gorilla] Oh, yes indeed. 3393 02:29:27,859 --> 02:29:29,761 Elizabeth and the Macho Man. 3394 02:29:29,828 --> 02:29:31,596 Macho Man down on his knees, 3395 02:29:31,663 --> 02:29:36,100 right now a special treat to all our millions of viewers out there, 3396 02:29:36,167 --> 02:29:40,038 a musical tribute to Liz and Randy, a love song. 3397 02:29:40,104 --> 02:29:41,405 -[Heenan] Ugh. -[Gorilla] Take it. 3398 02:29:41,473 --> 02:29:44,975 [romantic music playing] 3399 02:29:52,716 --> 02:29:56,488 ♪ Right now, I'm in second place ♪ 3400 02:29:56,955 --> 02:30:01,159 ♪ I thought slow and steady Wins the race ♪ 3401 02:30:01,292 --> 02:30:05,697 ♪ But I got beat to your heart ♪ 3402 02:30:09,667 --> 02:30:13,104 ♪ But no matter how tough ♪ 3403 02:30:14,404 --> 02:30:18,076 ♪ I won't give up ♪ 3404 02:30:18,142 --> 02:30:22,614 ♪ I gotta finish what I start ♪ 3405 02:30:24,749 --> 02:30:30,020 ♪ I'm gonna show you ♪ 3406 02:30:30,088 --> 02:30:33,925 ♪ Show you ♪ 3407 02:30:33,992 --> 02:30:40,498 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 3408 02:30:43,734 --> 02:30:47,271 ♪ And girl, I'm in love with you ♪ 3409 02:30:47,939 --> 02:30:52,210 ♪ I got some catching up to do ♪ 3410 02:30:52,277 --> 02:30:56,848 ♪ Because, yeah, I'm far, far behind ♪ 3411 02:30:56,914 --> 02:31:00,685 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 3412 02:31:00,752 --> 02:31:04,722 ♪ And he's much closer to you ♪ 3413 02:31:04,788 --> 02:31:08,793 ♪ But that doesn't mean we're through ♪ 3414 02:31:08,859 --> 02:31:14,299 ♪ But still I'm running out of time ♪ 3415 02:31:14,365 --> 02:31:15,667 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3416 02:31:15,733 --> 02:31:20,972 ♪ I'm gonna show you ♪ 3417 02:31:21,038 --> 02:31:25,009 ♪ Show you ♪ 3418 02:31:25,076 --> 02:31:31,883 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 3419 02:31:33,651 --> 02:31:36,988 ♪ 'Cause there is no one else ♪ 3420 02:31:37,956 --> 02:31:42,092 ♪ Whose love can compare ♪ 3421 02:31:42,160 --> 02:31:45,997 ♪ To all the love I'm giving you ♪ 3422 02:31:46,064 --> 02:31:49,634 ♪ Right here ♪ 3423 02:31:49,701 --> 02:31:55,006 ♪ So I'm gonna show you ♪ 3424 02:31:55,073 --> 02:31:59,143 ♪ Show you ♪ 3425 02:31:59,210 --> 02:32:05,183 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 3426 02:32:08,720 --> 02:32:15,393 ♪ There is no one else My heart beats for, no ♪ 3427 02:32:17,195 --> 02:32:23,201 ♪ You are everything and so much more ♪ 3428 02:32:25,869 --> 02:32:28,473 ♪ There is no one else ♪ 3429 02:32:28,538 --> 02:32:32,844 ♪ My heart beats for, no ♪ 3430 02:32:32,910 --> 02:32:37,348 ♪ So I won't let any door ♪ 3431 02:32:37,414 --> 02:32:40,418 ♪ Close on our love ♪ 3432 02:32:40,484 --> 02:32:46,157 ♪ So I'm gonna show you ♪ 3433 02:32:46,257 --> 02:32:50,094 ♪ Show you ♪ 3434 02:32:50,161 --> 02:32:56,333 ♪ How much I love you ♪ 3435 02:32:58,735 --> 02:33:02,407 ♪ And there is no one else ♪ 3436 02:33:02,974 --> 02:33:06,711 ♪ Whose love can compare, no ♪ 3437 02:33:06,778 --> 02:33:10,547 ♪ To all the love I'm giving you ♪ 3438 02:33:10,615 --> 02:33:13,017 ♪ Right here ♪ 3439 02:33:13,083 --> 02:33:16,087 -[crowd cheering] -["Pomp and Circumstance" playing] 3440 02:33:18,756 --> 02:33:23,994 [Gorilla] After all that, how could the Macho Man do anything but propose? 3441 02:33:24,062 --> 02:33:26,364 [Heenan] I can't wait until Elizabeth comes out. 3442 02:33:26,430 --> 02:33:29,634 I wanna see what she's-- what special dress she's wearing. 3443 02:33:29,701 --> 02:33:31,101 -[Gorilla] Will you be serious? -[Roddy] Bobby, 3444 02:33:31,169 --> 02:33:32,570 you son of an unnamed goat. 3445 02:33:32,670 --> 02:33:34,605 I'm a happily married guy. 3446 02:33:34,672 --> 02:33:36,274 I got a beautiful wife. 3447 02:33:36,340 --> 02:33:40,311 And if you mess up this wedding, I'm gonna slap the snot out of you. 3448 02:33:40,377 --> 02:33:42,779 So you sit down and shut your mouth. 3449 02:33:42,847 --> 02:33:44,181 I mean it. 3450 02:33:45,049 --> 02:33:46,884 [Gorilla] And let that be a lesson for you. 3451 02:33:49,619 --> 02:33:51,489 [Heenan] Once in a lifetime. 3452 02:33:52,890 --> 02:33:55,626 I know it was very special for me. 3453 02:34:00,098 --> 02:34:02,667 [Gorilla] Now the best man making his way down. 3454 02:34:03,034 --> 02:34:05,803 [Heenan] Why do they always call the second guy the best man? 3455 02:34:06,971 --> 02:34:08,005 [Roddy] Do you know? 3456 02:34:08,072 --> 02:34:09,439 [Heenan] I just asked the question. 3457 02:34:10,440 --> 02:34:11,609 Not making fun of them. 3458 02:34:11,676 --> 02:34:12,944 [Gorilla] Well, if I'm not mistaken, Hot Rod, 3459 02:34:13,377 --> 02:34:16,581 The Macho Man said he might look prettier than the bride. 3460 02:34:16,646 --> 02:34:20,384 [Roddy] Listen, I'm a big believer in the institution of marriage. 3461 02:34:20,451 --> 02:34:24,422 I have six kids and the most beautiful wife in the world. 3462 02:34:24,489 --> 02:34:26,224 And what you're about to see 3463 02:34:26,289 --> 02:34:29,393 is one of the most sacred moments we can have. 3464 02:34:29,460 --> 02:34:31,662 -["Bridal Chorus" playing] -[Heenan] That reading of the will-- 3465 02:34:31,729 --> 02:34:32,896 -[Roddy] Shut up. -[Heenan] Sorry. 3466 02:34:35,399 --> 02:34:36,833 [Gorilla] The wedding march. 3467 02:34:43,841 --> 02:34:45,143 Oh, I love it. 3468 02:34:45,208 --> 02:34:46,610 The little flower girl. 3469 02:34:46,677 --> 02:34:47,945 [Heenan] Oh. 3470 02:34:48,378 --> 02:34:49,380 [Gorilla] Don't start. 3471 02:34:49,447 --> 02:34:50,848 I'll smack you myself. 3472 02:34:51,649 --> 02:34:57,387 [Heenan] I said, uh… what a litterbug. 3473 02:34:58,189 --> 02:35:00,525 [Roddy] Heenan, one more time 3474 02:35:00,591 --> 02:35:02,160 and I'm shoving my fist 3475 02:35:02,225 --> 02:35:04,228 -down to your body. -[Gorilla] The ring bearer. 3476 02:35:09,332 --> 02:35:11,068 -[Heenan] Let me explain-- -[Gorilla] I assume, Hot Rod, 3477 02:35:11,135 --> 02:35:13,404 that all these youngsters are related-- 3478 02:35:13,471 --> 02:35:15,038 -they're related to… -[Roddy] From what I understand-- 3479 02:35:15,106 --> 02:35:17,275 -[Gorilla] …to Elizabeth or-- -[Roddy] The best man 3480 02:35:17,341 --> 02:35:19,177 -and that beautiful little girl. -[Heenan] The ring bearer 3481 02:35:19,243 --> 02:35:21,979 -is really a midget, I saw that-- -[Roddy] Will you stop? 3482 02:35:24,482 --> 02:35:26,751 [Gorilla] You know what? I'll do it myself, Roddy. 3483 02:35:26,818 --> 02:35:28,118 I'm telling you. 3484 02:35:28,186 --> 02:35:30,221 He won't take his eye off her. 3485 02:35:31,622 --> 02:35:33,056 Enough of that kind of talk. 3486 02:35:33,124 --> 02:35:35,693 Look at-- look at Randy Savage. 3487 02:35:37,360 --> 02:35:41,265 Maid of honor, looking so beautiful. 3488 02:35:44,936 --> 02:35:47,404 [Heenan] And look at Savage standing there on the gallows. 3489 02:35:47,471 --> 02:35:48,472 [Gorilla] All right. 3490 02:35:50,107 --> 02:35:52,443 -[Roddy] Heenan. -[crowd cheering] 3491 02:35:52,510 --> 02:35:53,811 [Roddy] Wow. 3492 02:35:53,877 --> 02:35:56,447 [Gorilla] Oh, take a look. 3493 02:35:57,582 --> 02:35:59,884 Beauty personified. 3494 02:36:01,052 --> 02:36:04,322 [Roddy] Oh, bravo. [laughs] 3495 02:36:06,357 --> 02:36:08,059 She's beautiful. 3496 02:36:08,859 --> 02:36:12,730 Next to my wife, I think that's the most beautiful gal I've ever seen. 3497 02:36:13,698 --> 02:36:15,099 [Gorilla] What a dress. 3498 02:36:15,766 --> 02:36:17,835 [Roddy] Look at the train on that. 3499 02:36:20,037 --> 02:36:21,172 Beautiful. 3500 02:36:26,310 --> 02:36:29,913 You know, you get a respect for a competitor, 3501 02:36:29,981 --> 02:36:32,716 and "Macho Man" Randy Savage 3502 02:36:32,783 --> 02:36:38,089 has earned everybody's respect and as the first lady, so has Elizabeth. 3503 02:36:38,154 --> 02:36:40,323 [crowd cheering] 3504 02:36:44,061 --> 02:36:45,529 [Gorilla] That is beautiful. 3505 02:36:46,464 --> 02:36:47,999 [Heenan] If his wrestling career-- If his marriage… 3506 02:36:48,099 --> 02:36:49,500 -[Roddy] Shut up. -[Heenan] …is half as successful 3507 02:36:49,567 --> 02:36:51,836 -as his marriage, he'll be a winner. -We are gathered together… 3508 02:36:51,903 --> 02:36:55,339 -[Heenan] Here we go. -…here in the presence of this company 3509 02:36:56,940 --> 02:36:59,410 to join this man and this woman 3510 02:37:00,311 --> 02:37:02,145 in the bonds of matrimony, 3511 02:37:04,115 --> 02:37:06,350 which is an honorable estate 3512 02:37:07,385 --> 02:37:11,689 and should not be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, 3513 02:37:13,056 --> 02:37:14,392 but reverently, 3514 02:37:15,293 --> 02:37:16,294 discreetly, 3515 02:37:18,062 --> 02:37:21,399 advisedly, and soberly. 3516 02:37:23,868 --> 02:37:26,070 "Macho Man" Randy Savage, 3517 02:37:27,270 --> 02:37:30,341 do you take this woman as your lawful wedded wife 3518 02:37:31,841 --> 02:37:36,480 to live together in the ordinances and estates of matrimony? 3519 02:37:37,248 --> 02:37:38,516 Will you love her, 3520 02:37:39,582 --> 02:37:40,685 comfort her, 3521 02:37:41,886 --> 02:37:45,422 honor and keep her in sickness and in health, 3522 02:37:46,590 --> 02:37:48,526 and forsaking all others, 3523 02:37:49,627 --> 02:37:51,462 keep her only unto you, 3524 02:37:51,963 --> 02:37:54,064 so long as you both do live? 3525 02:37:54,131 --> 02:37:56,133 [crowd chatter] 3526 02:38:04,375 --> 02:38:05,676 [Heenan] What are you doing? 3527 02:38:06,978 --> 02:38:08,746 [Roddy] Come on, Mach. Not now. 3528 02:38:08,813 --> 02:38:10,280 [Heenan] Cold feet. 3529 02:38:10,348 --> 02:38:12,483 -[Roddy] Not now. -[Heenan] Hit the door. 3530 02:38:16,386 --> 02:38:17,688 [Roddy] Do it. 3531 02:38:17,755 --> 02:38:20,224 Ooh, yeah. 3532 02:38:20,291 --> 02:38:22,059 -[crowd cheering] -[Heenan] Oh, no. 3533 02:38:22,393 --> 02:38:24,428 [Roddy] Ah, give it, man. 3534 02:38:30,600 --> 02:38:36,107 Elizabeth, do you take this man as your lawful wedded husband 3535 02:38:37,241 --> 02:38:41,145 to live together in the ordinances and estates of matrimony? 3536 02:38:42,346 --> 02:38:43,614 Will you love him, 3537 02:38:44,582 --> 02:38:45,582 comfort him, 3538 02:38:46,716 --> 02:38:49,587 honor and keep him in sickness and in health, 3539 02:38:50,921 --> 02:38:53,189 and forsaking all others, 3540 02:38:53,991 --> 02:38:56,226 keep him only unto you 3541 02:38:56,293 --> 02:38:58,395 so long as you both do live? 3542 02:39:00,163 --> 02:39:01,499 I will. 3543 02:39:01,564 --> 02:39:03,701 [crowd cheering] 3544 02:39:08,072 --> 02:39:10,306 [Roddy] So far, they got all the right answers. 3545 02:39:11,008 --> 02:39:12,609 [marriage officiant] Place the ring on her finger 3546 02:39:12,710 --> 02:39:14,244 and repeat after me. 3547 02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:17,848 With this ring… 3548 02:39:19,884 --> 02:39:21,618 [Macho Man] With this ring… 3549 02:39:22,118 --> 02:39:23,621 [marriage officiant] …I thee wed… 3550 02:39:24,055 --> 02:39:26,090 …I thee wed… 3551 02:39:26,857 --> 02:39:28,926 [marriage officiant] …with all my worldly goods… 3552 02:39:28,993 --> 02:39:32,229 …with all my worldly goods… 3553 02:39:32,296 --> 02:39:34,331 [marriage officiant] …I thee endow… 3554 02:39:34,398 --> 02:39:36,634 [Macho Man] …I thee endow… 3555 02:39:36,734 --> 02:39:38,101 [marriage officiant] …and thereto… 3556 02:39:38,169 --> 02:39:39,270 …and thereto… 3557 02:39:39,336 --> 02:39:40,704 [marriage officiant] …I plight thee… 3558 02:39:40,770 --> 02:39:42,172 …I plight thee… 3559 02:39:42,239 --> 02:39:43,374 [marriage officiant] …my troth. 3560 02:39:43,440 --> 02:39:44,909 …my troth. 3561 02:39:47,912 --> 02:39:50,814 [marriage officiant] And as much as Randy and Elizabeth 3562 02:39:51,549 --> 02:39:53,684 have consented together in wedlock 3563 02:39:54,552 --> 02:39:57,421 and have witnessed the same before this company 3564 02:39:58,288 --> 02:40:01,225 and have thereto pledged each to the other 3565 02:40:02,092 --> 02:40:05,062 and have so declared by the joining of hands, 3566 02:40:05,762 --> 02:40:09,667 now I, in accordance with the authority vested in me 3567 02:40:09,733 --> 02:40:11,635 by the laws of the State of New York, 3568 02:40:12,235 --> 02:40:15,739 pronounce that you are husband and wife. 3569 02:40:15,805 --> 02:40:18,943 [crowd cheering] 3570 02:40:19,910 --> 02:40:21,779 [Roddy laughs] 3571 02:40:28,618 --> 02:40:31,222 [marriage officiant] You may now kiss the bride. 3572 02:40:32,590 --> 02:40:35,025 [Roddy] Well, let's see some of that macho. 3573 02:40:35,091 --> 02:40:37,795 -[crowd cheering] -[Roddy laughs] 3574 02:40:45,569 --> 02:40:47,204 Oh, that's beautiful. 3575 02:40:47,270 --> 02:40:49,373 That's what it's all about right there. 3576 02:40:49,439 --> 02:40:52,676 -[Gorilla] A kiss seen around the world. -["Pomp and Circumstance" playing] 3577 02:40:54,244 --> 02:40:56,580 [Roddy] Oh. That is what it's about. 3578 02:40:58,414 --> 02:40:59,984 That's a miracle. 3579 02:41:00,618 --> 02:41:02,586 [Heenan] Well, I'm getting stuff on my suit. 3580 02:41:02,653 --> 02:41:04,054 [Roddy] Beautiful. 3581 02:41:07,124 --> 02:41:08,926 You did it, Macho. 3582 02:41:08,993 --> 02:41:12,496 I wasn't sure, but I am now. 3583 02:41:12,563 --> 02:41:14,098 You did it. 3584 02:41:14,164 --> 02:41:16,033 [crowd cheering] 3585 02:41:20,738 --> 02:41:25,676 [Gorilla] A fairytale love story come to life 3586 02:41:25,743 --> 02:41:29,313 here at SummerSlam in Madison Square Garden. 3587 02:41:29,380 --> 02:41:32,683 This night will be remembered forever 3588 02:41:32,750 --> 02:41:34,717 by these two individuals 3589 02:41:34,785 --> 02:41:37,721 and by our millions of viewers around the world. 3590 02:41:38,455 --> 02:41:40,957 [Roddy] You look terrific, Macho. 3591 02:41:41,492 --> 02:41:43,427 [Heenan] I got this stuff over my suit. 3592 02:41:43,493 --> 02:41:45,829 [Roddy] Never thought I'd hear myself say that. 3593 02:41:49,667 --> 02:41:52,836 [Gorilla] You can feel the love pouring out 3594 02:41:52,903 --> 02:41:55,538 of the millions everywhere 3595 02:41:55,606 --> 02:41:58,542 and especially the 20,000 on hand 3596 02:41:58,609 --> 02:42:00,811 here in Madison Square Garden. 3597 02:42:00,877 --> 02:42:03,012 A standing ovation. 3598 02:42:07,952 --> 02:42:12,122 [Roddy] I wonder how many wet eyes there are all over the world right now. 3599 02:42:12,990 --> 02:42:14,692 [Gorilla] The couple of the year. 3600 02:42:16,859 --> 02:42:18,395 [Roddy] Just so you know, Boobs, 3601 02:42:18,462 --> 02:42:19,964 that's how you do it, 3602 02:42:20,797 --> 02:42:23,067 just in case you're gonna get married soon. 3603 02:42:24,100 --> 02:42:25,936 I don't know who would have ya. 3604 02:42:43,988 --> 02:42:46,556 [Gorilla] Elizabeth, never more lovely. 3605 02:42:54,797 --> 02:42:56,867 [Heenan] Boy, oh, boy, are they in love. 3606 02:42:57,768 --> 02:42:59,303 [Roddy] That's terrific. 3607 02:42:59,369 --> 02:43:00,738 [Heenan] Fantastic. 3608 02:43:02,072 --> 02:43:03,974 [Roddy] Aw, isn't she beautiful? 3609 02:43:04,041 --> 02:43:07,645 The happiest gal in the whole USA. 3610 02:43:08,979 --> 02:43:12,249 [Gorilla] She just said it, "I love you, Macho Man." 3611 02:43:12,315 --> 02:43:15,386 What a night it's been at SummerSlam. 3612 02:43:16,252 --> 02:43:17,821 So long, everybody. 3613 02:43:18,989 --> 02:43:20,690 [music concludes] .