1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:06,339 [Okerlund] The Lex Express has been crisscrossing this great land of ours, 2 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:10,677 with Lex Luger meeting hundreds of thousands of Americans. 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,847 His red, white and blue Call to Action Campaign 4 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:17,183 has finally reached its destination. 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,252 The Palace of Auburn Hills 6 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:22,088 in suburban Detroit, Michigan. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,557 This, ladies and gentlemen, is the setting 8 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:28,561 for the 1993 edition of SummerSlam. 9 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,531 [exciting rock music playing] 10 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,976 [Vince] The Lex Express has stopped in suburban Detroit! 11 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:47,614 The Lex Express has stopped in Auburn Hills! 12 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:52,118 The Lex Express has stopped in The Palace! 13 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:56,423 The Lex Express has stopped at SummerSlam! 14 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,859 Hello, everyone. Welcome to SummerSlam. 15 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:02,762 I'm Vince McMahon, along with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, 16 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,632 and yes, Mr. Heenan, Lex Luger is hopeful 17 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:07,667 of becoming the WWE Champion. 18 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,036 He gets his shot at Yokozuna. 19 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,605 Just one of three title matches here tonight. 20 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,241 [Heenan] You got that wrong again, McMahon. 21 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,377 There are four very prestigious-- 22 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,113 -Four? -Yes. Four titles on the line. 23 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,348 What about the King of the Ring? 24 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,452 Which is owned by Jerry "The King" Lawler, 25 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:28,721 and he's gonna show the world what that imposter, 26 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,491 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, is all about. 27 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,059 [Vince] Unquestionably a great matchup, 28 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,929 we'll find just who is the undisputed king 29 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:37,831 of the WWE. What's this? 30 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:40,533 That means my money-grabbing hands 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,001 are ready for money. 32 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:44,871 I'm so envious of Jim Cornette. 33 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,606 You know, money comes for money. 34 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,775 Mr. Fuji made him a wealthy man. 35 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,478 Now he is gonna manage the tag champions 36 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:55,415 and Yokozuna. Big money. Big money. 37 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:59,052 [Vince] And speaking of money, looks who's coming to town. 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,121 ["It's All About The Money" playing] 39 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,258 [Finkel] Coming down the aisle, making his summer residence 40 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,694 in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, 41 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,730 weighing 260 pounds, 42 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:16,569 "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase! 43 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,304 [crowd boos] 44 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,073 [Vince] Talk about money. 45 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,610 That's what this man is all about. 46 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,111 Lots of money. 47 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,183 "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase! 48 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:36,589 One of the wealthiest mens… men, rather, in all of the WWE. 49 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,958 [DiBiase over speaker] And you will be bought. 50 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,294 [cackles] 51 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,295 [Vince] However… 52 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,197 ["Bad Boy" playing] 53 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,600 [Vince] …all the money in the world can't keep Ted DiBiase 54 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,069 from a date with destiny. 55 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,339 From a match with this man, take a look. 56 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,674 [Heenan] The Bad Guy. 57 00:02:56,209 --> 00:03:00,179 [Finkel] …Razor Ramon! 58 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,582 [Vince] Oh yeah! 59 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,084 [Heenan] The people have really taken a liking to this 60 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:07,287 Desi Arnaz impersonator, haven't they? 61 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,090 [Vince] Well, he is The Bad Guy. 62 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,460 And if you don't believe him, 63 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,697 why don't you ask Ted DiBiase after the matchup is over. 64 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:21,134 [Heenan] You know, there's no doubt about it in my mind 65 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,237 that he is a very, very bad customer. 66 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:26,673 But he'll turn on you in a minute. 67 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:27,707 [Vince] Oh, really? 68 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,377 What a great competitor, Razor Ramon. 69 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,880 Razor Ramon, ready to lock up with Ted DiBiase 70 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,449 in our opening matchup here at SummerSlam. 71 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,985 SummerSlam, being broadcast live 72 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,820 on television and radio, 73 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:44,724 and over 160 countries worldwide. 74 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,894 Razor Ramon against Ted DiBiase. 75 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,762 Oh yeah, go get him, Razor! 76 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,764 [Heenan] You mean they're watching this in Tibet? 77 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,933 -[Vince] You got it. -[Heenan] Wow. 78 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,269 [Vince] Look out from behind, Ted DiBiase. 79 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,403 [bell rings] 80 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:01,374 [Heenan] What do you expect? You get in the ring with a class man like DiBiase 81 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,909 and turn your back on him? 82 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,778 After what Razor Ramon has done to DiBiase? 83 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,682 [Vince] Razor Ramon, on the receiving end, a reverse knife, 84 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,618 as Ted DiBiase all over Razor Ramon. 85 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,921 DiBiase tried to get the advantage before the bell actually rung. 86 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,393 DiBiase hammering away on The Bad Guy. 87 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,331 [Heenan] Stay on him, Teddy. Stay on him. You have to. 88 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,601 [Vince] Reversal now, off the rope, DiBiase, back body drop. 89 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,472 [Heenan] Razor doesn't even have his vest off yet. 90 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,741 [Vince] A scoop, what's he gonna do with him? 91 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,109 -[Heenan] Oh! -[Vince] Oh yeah! 92 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,846 Ted DiBiase, oh! 93 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,581 Knocked down flat on the canvas 94 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,516 and DiBiase rolls to the outside. 95 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,951 [crowd cheers] 96 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,021 [Vince] Many of you will recall 97 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:53,626 Ted DiBiase defeated by a man who will make his debut 98 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,829 here at SummerSlam as far as a pay-per-view is concerned, 99 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,364 The 1-2-3 Kid. 100 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,933 Although, Ted DiBiase credits that victory 101 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,837 not necessarily to The 1-2-3 Kid, but to Razor Ramon. 102 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,775 [Heenan] You know, McMahon, Razor should have taken the easy way out. 103 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:12,445 DiBiase offered him a job as a domestic, 104 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,014 and he should have taken that job. You know what a domestic is. 105 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,483 [Vince] You wanna describe what a domestic is? 106 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,586 [Heenan] The first thing you come to work, they hand you the toilet brush, 107 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,823 and the dust mop, and all you do is make sure everything's right in the house. 108 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,092 -[Vince] I see. -[Heenan] You can't really mess that up. 109 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,294 [Vince] I see, and you believe that Razor Ramon 110 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,163 should've accepted that offer from Ted DiBiase? 111 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,298 [Heenan] Well, I didn't realize that the toilet brush 112 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,834 and the, uh, dust mop was too much for him. 113 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,536 I'd have taken it. 114 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,004 [Vince] Oh my! 115 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,473 I don't think you're looking at a domestic right now. 116 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,376 Look at this! Razor Ramon is all over Ted DiBiase. 117 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,479 Look out, here comes a big one! 118 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,214 [crowd cheers] 119 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,317 [Vince] Razor Ramon, 120 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:55,855 electrifying this capacity crowd at SummerSlam. 121 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,156 [Heenan] You are looking 122 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,859 at The Bad Guy. 123 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:03,162 [Vince] All the money in the world cannot help Ted DiBiase right now. 124 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:06,599 Razor Ramon, looking very much forward to locking up with what he called 125 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:07,667 "The rich man." 126 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,702 [Heenan] Hey, don't count DiBiase out, McMahon. 127 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,105 -What do you mean "all the money"? -[Vince] Whoa! 128 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,108 -[Heenan] DiBiase's got a lot of money. -[Vince] Yeah. 129 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,577 [Heenan] And that can help… They say money won't buy happiness. 130 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,612 Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. 131 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,382 [Vince] Ted DiBiase, begging off 132 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,918 Razor Ramon. Yes, it's all about the money. 133 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,654 -Razor Ramon was insulted. -[Heenan] Oh! 134 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,124 [Vince] Clever maneuver on the part of Ted DiBiase. 135 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,727 [Heenan] Well, you don't have to be too smart to outsmart The Bad Guy. 136 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,730 The Domestic Bad Guy. I like that. 137 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,799 The Domestic Bad Guy, that's great. 138 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,970 [Vince] Come on, ref, get in there. The top rope, right across the throat. 139 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,206 -[Heenan] Choke him. Choke him. -[Vince] Wait a minute. 140 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,442 [Heenan] I got a right to cheer. You do. 141 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,811 You can cheer whoever you want, I can cheer whoever I want. 142 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,014 [Vince] Ted DiBiase, snapping Razor off the top. 143 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,282 Hit me with it now! 144 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,283 [crowd boos] 145 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,186 [Vince] DiBiase, unquestionably in control of the matchup. 146 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,955 [Heenan] He's been in control from the beginning. 147 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:05,658 -From the time the bell rang. -[ref] …three, four. 148 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,127 -Get off the throat. -[DiBiase grunting] 149 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,196 [Vince] DiBiase, continuing the choke. 150 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,866 Risking disqualification here, in the opening matchup. 151 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,335 [Heenan] Just think, after the match, 152 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,972 Razor Ramon can get a drink of cerveza, 153 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,475 and The 1-2-3 Kid can have some Ovaltine, 154 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,976 and they can compare the evening. 155 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:27,213 [Vince] The elbow, landing squarely on the solar plexus 156 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,581 of Razor Ramon. 157 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,585 DiBiase, sending Razor up now, and down across the knee. 158 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,087 [Heenan] Cover him, Teddy. Take him out. 159 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,025 [Vince] DiBiase, covering and no! Count of two. 160 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,895 Razor able to kick out quite handily, I might add. 161 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,698 [Heenan] Oh, he's a big, tough guy, there's no doubt about that. 162 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,533 But his loyalty is to be questioned. 163 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,736 [Vince] Razor Ramon being set up, whipped to the ropes, DiBiase waiting, 164 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,139 clothesline knocks The Bad Guy down to the canvas. 165 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,577 Again, another cover, hooking the leg, two and still can't quite get him. 166 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:01,414 Ted DiBiase, 167 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,183 victory at hand, 168 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,118 snapping over Razor Ramon. 169 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,788 Now DiBiase, leaning on him. 170 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,925 Razor trying to turn in to DiBiase, can't quite do it. 171 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,095 [Heenan] Being in the ring, I know, you're in that position 172 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,830 when somebody's got that, uh… 173 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,600 [Vince] That's a chokehold, that side headlock. Get in there, ref. 174 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,535 It's on the throat. Get in there. 175 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,705 [Heenan] It's not really, it's just that Razor Ramon has a bigger Adam's apple 176 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:26,606 than most guys. 177 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:27,740 [Vince] Oh, I see. 178 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,643 [Vince] The fact that DiBiase is choking him is legal, in your opinion. 179 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,711 [Heenan] I think so, yes. 180 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,914 If you wanna have an overzealous Adam's apple, fine. 181 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,617 But when you're in that position and somebody's leaning on you, 182 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,786 they are pushing your lungs down to about the size of little balloons. 183 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,255 You don't have any air in you. 184 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,656 [crowd chanting] Razor! Razor! 185 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:47,026 [Heenan] You wouldn't know that, being a gentleman of hot air. 186 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:50,196 [Vince] I beg your pardon? Razor Ramon, having his problems here. 187 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:53,599 This matchup has really turned around in Ted DiBiase's favor. 188 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,836 DiBiase unquestionably one of the great tacticians 189 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,005 and technicians here in the WWE. 190 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,507 -[Heenan] Let's get something-- -[Vince] What? Wait a minute. 191 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,877 [Heenan] Let's get something straight for the record. 192 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,513 The 1-2-3 Kid never beat DiBiase. 193 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,616 It was Razor Ramon that caused that to happen. 194 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:13,386 [Vince] Razor back to his feet, rams an elbow. 195 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:16,122 Follows up with another one, breaks the hold, but back again, DiBiase, 196 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,924 a third one, breaks it perhaps for good. 197 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,660 Razor now, off the ropes, oh my, takes a knee into the rib area. 198 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,863 And smack back down on the canvas is Razor Ramon. 199 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,499 [Heenan] Hit him right in the black bean soup. 200 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:30,536 [Vince] Ted DiBiase, 201 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,940 cinching up Razor, what's he gonna do now? 202 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,609 Ooh! Oh yeah, neckbreaker. 203 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,078 [Heenan] He's getting him ready for that Million Dollar Dream. 204 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,252 [Vince] Ted DiBiase, perhaps with a bit of revenge, 205 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,221 considering DiBiase's loss to The 1-2-3 Kid, 206 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,158 which you say he credits Razor Ramon with. 207 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,961 Up goes Razor Ramon for the suplex. 208 00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:00,666 [Heenan] Do it, Teddy, he's yours. You own him. 209 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,602 -Here we go. -[Vince] Here it comes. 210 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:03,502 [Heenan] Oh yeah! 211 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,504 [Vince] DiBiase getting set for The Million Dollar Dream, 212 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,373 no, Razor counters with an elbow. 213 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,110 DiBiase, still the aggressor. 214 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,613 Trying to set up Razor now, back to his feet, reversal. 215 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,549 DiBiase coming off the rope, clothesline. 216 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,150 Razor himself goes down. 217 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,721 Both men down. 218 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,023 [Heenan] I don't think Razor's got it anymore. 219 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,059 [Vince] DiBiase has taken a great deal out of Razor Ramon. 220 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,931 A hard-fought matchup here, our very first matchup at SummerSlam. 221 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,899 Look out, to the buckle, yes! 222 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,769 Razor Ramon, to the outside. 223 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,105 [Heenan] Taking the coward's way out, may I add. 224 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,906 [Vince] I beg your pardon? 225 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,645 -[Heenan] Come on, Teddy. -[Vince] Wait, look at this. DiBiase. 226 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,282 While the official's back is turned to Ted DiBiase, 227 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,719 DiBiase has loosened the corner pad. 228 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,088 He's stripped the corner pad from the corner. 229 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,857 Exposing that steel ring. 230 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,861 And Razor Ramon has no idea what's in store for him. 231 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,996 Razor Ramon, to the buckle, no! 232 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,132 -[Heenan] No! No! -[crowd cheers] 233 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:08,768 [Vince] What a reversal! 234 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,771 [Heenan] Not the Razor's Edge. No! No! 235 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,075 [Vince] Up across the back. 236 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,646 Look at that, ladies and gentlemen, that's unbelievable! 237 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,816 -[Heenan] Teddy, no! -[Vince] Down to the canvas. 238 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,553 -Razor Ramon hooks the leg. One, two, yes! -[Heenan] Come on! Kick out! 239 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,821 -[bell rings] -[Heenan] No! 240 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,290 [crowd cheers] 241 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,359 [Finkel] Here is your winner, 242 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,362 Razor Ramon! 243 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,098 ["Bad Boy" playing] 244 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,706 [Vince] Razor Ramon, 245 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,842 victorious, let's go back. 246 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,446 -Look at this. -[Heenan] Look at this, McMahon! 247 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,681 I never thought he'd get DiBiase up in that. 248 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,617 The Razor's Edge. And he's gotta hook the trunks. 249 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,053 One, two, and a three. I don't believe it. 250 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,492 [Vince] Somewhere in the arena, we've got Todd Pettengill 251 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,428 with some of the members of the Steiner family, I believe. 252 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,763 Todd, can you hear me? 253 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,900 Yes, indeed, Vince McMahon, I am standing by with 254 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,636 Mother Steiner and Crystal, or is it Mother… 255 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,672 I can't even tell, you both look so great. 256 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:23,409 Now, Papa Steiner is missing in action today, where is he? 257 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,611 Papa's home on the couch, he's not feeling well. 258 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,279 -He's not feeling well? -No. 259 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,149 Well, we wish him best, we hope he gets better soon. 260 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,151 Now, I just want to ask you real quickly, 261 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,454 the mother of The Steiner Brothers, it had to be an incredible childhood. 262 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,858 We're you always telling them "No Frankensteiners by my good lamps"? 263 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,960 Right. Whatever you say, sounds good. 264 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:44,430 Right. And you, the poor sister of The Steiner Brothers, can you imagine? 265 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,867 There had to be no man you could bring home that would pass that inspection. 266 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,368 That's it, they'd walk in the house, 267 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,971 they'd see Rob and Scott, go, "I'm outta here." 268 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:54,740 "Our sister needs to stay home and study." 269 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,675 [man] Wake up, Michigan! 270 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,779 Because your favorite sons are about to go down! 271 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,180 Wait just a second. 272 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,249 Ladies and gentlemen, I present… 273 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,151 -[Vince] Jim Cornette. -[Cornette] …the tag team 274 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:08,888 that's better late at night than David Letterman, 275 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,925 "Doctor" Tom Prichard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray, 276 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,563 they are The Heavenly Bodies! 277 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,531 [crowd boos] 278 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:22,268 [Vince] And here they come, the challengers for the tag team title! 279 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,203 [industrial rock music playing] 280 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,140 [Vince] "Doctor of Desire" Tom Prichard, and what was… 281 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,243 -"Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray. Whoa! -[Heenan] Del Ray, yeah! 282 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,314 [Vince] Can they beat The Steiner Brothers? 283 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:39,852 There you see the manager of The Heavenly Bodies, 284 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,422 and the Steiner family looking up a moment ago at Cornette. 285 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:48,194 [Prichard] And he is the greatest wrestling manager in the world, 286 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,228 ladies and gentlemen, 287 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,897 the man who's full of surprises, 288 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:54,767 Mr. Jim Cornette. 289 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,769 [crowd boos] 290 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,406 [Vince] Jim Cornette, the manager of The Heavenly Bodies, 291 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,474 perhaps soon to be tag team champions, 292 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,344 and of course, Jim Cornette, the official spokesperson 293 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,214 for the WWE Champion, Yokozuna. 294 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,516 [Heenan] And don't forget, the guiding light 295 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,451 of Smoky Mountain Wrestling. 296 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,454 My good buddy, James E. Cornette. 297 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,456 [Vince] And that's why he's wearing a neck brace. 298 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,125 He has had his problems down at the Smoky Mountain area… 299 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,927 And look out, here they come! 300 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,295 ["Prides of Michigan" playing] 301 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,465 [Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, introducing 302 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,068 from Detroit, Michigan, 303 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,905 at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, 304 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:38,744 the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, 305 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:43,582 Rick and Scott, The Steiner Brothers! 306 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,856 [Vince] The Steiner Brothers! Oh yeah! 307 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,026 And a hug for mom and sis. 308 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,868 [Heenan] Their mother probably has cauliflower vocal cords 309 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,503 from raising those two morons. 310 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,376 [Vince] Wait a minute, look out! Look at this. 311 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,543 [bell rings] 312 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,146 [Vince] The Heavenly Bodies attacking The Steiner Brothers right away. 313 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,114 [Heenan] They're ready! 314 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,816 And they just threw Scott Steiner right at his mother's feet. 315 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,655 [Vince] And look out! Off the rope, look at this maneuver. 316 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,292 Down to the canvas, The Heavenly Bodies taking over 317 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,860 and Scott goes back to the outside. 318 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,828 [Heenan] Oh yeah, they're ready, McMahon! 319 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,431 I think we're looking at a new WWE Tag Champion. 320 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,700 [Vince] Rick Steiner off the rope again. 321 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,635 -Double back body drop. -[Heenan] Whoa! 322 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,006 [Vince] And again! Scotty Steiner knocked to the outside. 323 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,975 I'm impressed with The Heavenly Bodies. 324 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,211 [Heenan] Also be impressed with James E. Cornette. 325 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,715 He's a guiding light. They didn't get this way on their own. 326 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,218 [Vince] All four wrestlers in the ring at the same time. Toward the buckle. 327 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,722 Scott Steiner and Rick Steiner now back on his feet, and look at this. 328 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,691 -Oh no. -[Heenan] Oh my goodness. 329 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:02,227 [Vince] Oh! Monkey flip, yes, to the outside. 330 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,533 Jimmy Del Ray having his problems. 331 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,371 -As is "Doctor of Desire" Tom… Oh my! -[Heenan] Oh no! 332 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,605 Bye-bye. 333 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,573 [Vince] Oh! 334 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,775 [crowd cheers] 335 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:20,212 [Vince] All four men still in the ring, come on, ref, 336 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,114 get ahold of this. This is a melee. 337 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,084 Oh, look at the suplex! 338 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,990 The Steiner Brothers, Rick and Scott, 339 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,891 wearing their official colors 340 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,027 from the University of Michigan. 341 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,896 [Heenan] Well, that's exciting, as far as I'm concerned. 342 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,633 University of Michigan, anybody could graduate from that school. 343 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,805 [Vince] Two natives of Bay City, Michigan, graduating from Western High School, 344 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,608 going on to the University of Michigan and becoming all-Americans. 345 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,810 Bobby Heenan, it doesn't get any better than that 346 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,481 unless you are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champion. 347 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,549 [Heenan] Well, of course that's very important. 348 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,852 But today, I got to Detroit early. 349 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,422 And I drove by their home. Where they were raised. 350 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:08,861 You can go to 18714 Grand River Avenue. 351 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,263 That is where the Steiners were raised. 352 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,899 -One-eight-- -[Vince] Whoa, look at this! 353 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,034 [Heenan] Oh my goodness. 354 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,037 [Vince] Ho! 355 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,805 More trouble for Tom Prichard, 356 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,241 Jimmy Del Ray goes to the ceiling almost! 357 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,013 Scott Steiner cleaning house. 358 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,251 And thus far, the official has been… 359 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,486 Well, he's allowing a lot of bending of the rules. 360 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,555 [crowd booing] 361 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,158 [Heenan] What a courageous man. 362 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,162 To even show up at ringside, injured as he is. 363 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,329 What courage. 364 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,066 [Vince] What happened to him? A mosquito bite on the side of his neck? 365 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,834 [Heenan] Are you saying he would… 366 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,637 -[Vince] Yes, exactly. -[Heenan] …fabricate something like that? 367 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,871 [Vince] Hip toss attempt. 368 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,808 Blocked. Oh my goodness, look at that clothesline by Rick Steiner. 369 00:17:56,442 --> 00:18:00,279 And look at this! "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray gets one as well. 370 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,550 Thus far, The Steiner Brothers 371 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,618 manhandling The Heavenly Bodies, 372 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,655 who look anything but heavenly at this juncture. 373 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,890 Time for a little consultation on the outside. 374 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,359 [Heenan] Well, you wait. James E. is gonna regroup them. 375 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,428 I'm trying to conduct some secret strategy here! 376 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,063 You want me to have an aneurysm? 377 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,699 -[Heenan] Easy, Jimmy. -[Vince] That's not a bad idea. 378 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,801 Jim Cornette, with his Heavenly Bodies, 379 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,337 a little conference, the referee finally picking up the count. 380 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,272 Come on, ref, get them in there for action. 381 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,308 [Prichard] I'm gonna twist your neck. 382 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,478 [Vince] Thus far, with the exception of the 383 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,546 outset of the matchup, it's safe to say 384 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,982 The Steiner Brothers have been having some fun in there. 385 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:37,916 Oh, look at this. 386 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,486 [Heenan] Well, so did The Heavenly Bodies, at the beginning. 387 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,322 -[Vince] With the exception of the outset. -[Heenan] That's what I meant. 388 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:48,560 [crowd chanting] Let's go, Blue! Let's go, Blue! Let's go, Blue! 389 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,529 [Vince] Off the rope, now! 390 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,197 Prichard, oh my! 391 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,267 Jimmy Del Ray gets one as well. 392 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,770 There's only one thing left, and that's to give one to Jim Cornette. 393 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,006 Off the ropes! Look at this. Uh-oh. 394 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,976 [Heenan] What a team. What a team! 395 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,878 [Vince] Cleverly done by The Heavenly Bodies. 396 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,414 Nonetheless, there were two of them in the ring, should've only been one. 397 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,583 [Heenan] Can you imagine the disgrace, McMahon, 398 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,352 of being beaten in your hometown, 399 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:17,356 your home state, in front of Momsy and your sister? 400 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:18,924 Oh, it's gonna be horrible. 401 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,760 [Vince] It can happen, anything can happen here in the WWE. 402 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,029 -We know that for sure. -[Heenan] And it usually does. 403 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,765 [Vince] The Heavenly Bodies! What a maneuver! 404 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,434 -[Heenan] A moonsault! -[Vince] Did you see that on the outside? 405 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,870 I've never seen anything like that before! 406 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,906 Unbelievable! 407 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,608 That'll take it right out of you. 408 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,976 And no doubt. 409 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,511 -[Heenan] Real quick. -[Vince] Yes. 410 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,914 [Heenan] The Gigolo's going up top! 411 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,683 [Vince] Jimmy Del Ray going up to the top rope now. 412 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,285 And Steiner's going nowhere! 413 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,521 Ooh, my, except down on his knees, down to the canvas. 414 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,958 What a maneuver by "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray. 415 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,959 A moonsault 416 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,895 to the outside. Unbelievable! 417 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,464 It unquestionably has taken its toll on Scott Steiner. 418 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,033 Off the rope now, reversal. 419 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,669 -Ah. How about that? Whoa! -[Heenan] Oh yes. 420 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:07,673 The tag titles are going to Smoky Mountain. I can feel it! 421 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:10,475 Isn't it ironic that the colors of Michigan 422 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,877 would be yellow? 423 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,747 -[Vince] And blue. -[Heenan] But mostly yellow. 424 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:21,153 [Vince] They're not yellow, they're gold. Down with a knee to the back of the head. 425 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,890 And The Heavenly Bodies really pouring it on! 426 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,163 The Heavenly Bodies coming very, very close, don't you feel unquestionably 427 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,032 the momentum of the matchup shift back in favor of The Heavenly Bodies. 428 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,602 [Heenan] It's gone that way since the beginning, back and forth. 429 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,005 But I'm gonna have to give the edge to The Heavenly Bodies just on points. 430 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,442 My points system puts them 1112-9. 431 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,878 -[Vince] What kind of system is that? -[Heenan] My points system. 432 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,948 [Vince] Hard right hand blocked there. 433 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,685 It's doubtful anyone can take The Steiners on 434 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,588 in the fisticuff department. Here comes "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray. 435 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,391 Ooh, my. Rams the knee to the back of the head, unbelievable. 436 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,694 [Heenan] But I notice that Scott Steiner is face down. 437 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,463 He don't look too tough right now. 438 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,433 [Vince] Scott Steiner, being set up, off the rope! 439 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,237 Oh my! Devastating maneuver by Del Ray. 440 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,639 [Heenan] The disgrace of Michigan. 441 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,908 [Vince] There's the cover. One, two, and… No! 442 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,844 Almost a count of three, that was close. 443 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,880 -That was close. -[Heenan] A heartbeat away. 444 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:24,883 A half a heartbeat. 445 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,518 [Vince] Jimmy Del Ray, 446 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:30,689 tagging his partner, thus far they've done a great job of keeping 447 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,258 Scott Steiner from tagging his brother Rick. 448 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,428 They've cut the ring off on him time after time, The Heavenly Bodies have. 449 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,629 [Heenan] They certainly have. 450 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,165 And The Heavenly Bodies, they get more dates than a calendar. 451 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,434 [Cornette grunts] 452 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,835 [Vince] Oh, did you see that? 453 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,438 The referee's back was turned, did you see that? 454 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,507 [Heenan] Do you want a Diet Coke? 455 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,442 I had my head turned, what happened? 456 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,112 [Vince] He just nailed him with the racquet. 457 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,081 I mean, he really… 458 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,816 Jim Cornette, I can't believe… 459 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,018 [Heenan] Cornette hit someone with a… No. 460 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,220 [Vince] Yeah, right. Yeah. It would never happen, right? 461 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,989 [Heenan] I can't see it happening. 462 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,225 [Vince] Tom Prichard coming in now. 463 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,461 And again, you see the job The Heavenly Bodies are doing 464 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:13,265 on Scotty Steiner, trying to keep him away from tagging his brother Rick. 465 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,568 Frequent tag back and forth for The Heavenly Bodies. 466 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,904 The strategy of Jim Cornette paying off. 467 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,075 [crowd chanting] Let's go, Blue! Let's go, Blue! Let's go, Blue! 468 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,543 [Vince] Off the rope! 469 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,479 -And again, we saw… DDT! -[Heenan] No! 470 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,215 -[crowd cheers] -[Vince] Suplex, nicely done! 471 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,018 Where did that one come from? 472 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,190 Scott Steiner has to tag his brother Rick… 473 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:39,491 [Heenan] Come on, Gigolo Jimmy. 474 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:42,194 [Vince] …if they're gonna successfully defend the title, look out. 475 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,496 And again, cut right off. 476 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:47,566 [Heenan] Isn't it amazing? Rick didn't wanna tag his brother. 477 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,967 [Vince] Yes, he did. 478 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,235 -Look at this. -[Heenan] Oh no! 479 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,304 [Vince] And… yes! 480 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:55,907 Another suplex, and that took a great deal out of Scott Steiner as well! 481 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,745 [Heenan] But the Doctor has enough poise 482 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,613 and presence to make a tag. 483 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,816 [Vince] Again, here comes Jimmy Del Ray, the tag is gonna be made, yes! 484 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,485 -[Heenan] No! -[Vince] Scott's gonna come! 485 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,988 Scott Steiner with Jimmy Del Ray! 486 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,558 Oh my! That's Rick Steiner, rather, mowing them down. 487 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,661 [Heenan] Mrs. Steiner just gave her daughter a clothesline. 488 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,097 They're all nuts! The whole family is goofy. 489 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,905 [Vince] Unbelievable action for the tag team title, look out! 490 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:28,740 Look at this! 491 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:31,243 From the top rope, he walked up backwards, 492 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,278 bulldogging down to the canvas. 493 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:36,181 -[Heenan] He's done everything backwards. -[Vince] One, two! 494 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:38,517 [Heenan] Why wouldn't he climb ropes backwards? 495 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,053 [Vince] Prichard saving his tag partner from being pinned. 496 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,623 But on the receiving end of this. Meanwhile, 497 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,493 back in the middle of the ring, and yes! 498 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,797 The cover here, Jim Cornette's up. 499 00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,499 Throws in the racquet. Look out, ref, turn around. Turn around. 500 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,902 Oh my good… Did you hear that? 501 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,270 Did you hear that, Bobby Heenan? 502 00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:00,906 -[Heenan] Heavenly Bodies. -[Vince] Don't. Don't win it this way! 503 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,174 No! No! 504 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,443 -Two, three… No! -[Heenan] No! 505 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,111 [crowd cheers] 506 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,480 [Heenan] Steiner Brothers love. Come on! 507 00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,582 Get him! Get him! 508 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,685 They had it! They had it, McMahon! 509 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,457 [Vince] Unbelievable kick out by Rick Steiner. 510 00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:21,059 -[Heenan] Going for the reverse moonsault. -[Vince] Look at this. 511 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,394 Going up to the top. 512 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,362 Yes! 513 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:26,531 On his own tag team partner! 514 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,603 [Heenan] Oh no, he signaled for the Frankensteiner! 515 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:34,139 [Vince] Off the rope! 516 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,707 -There it is! -[Heenan] Oh no. 517 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,810 -[Vince] One, two, three! -[Heenan] Do something! Come on! 518 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,045 -[crowd roars] -[bell rings] 519 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:40,979 [Heenan] Yes! 520 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,014 ["Prides of Michigan" playing] 521 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,816 [Finkel] The winners of this bout, 522 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:49,754 and still World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, 523 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,023 The Steiner Brothers! 524 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,927 [Vince] The Steiner Brothers, victorious. 525 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,363 What a hard-fought victory it was, however. 526 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,298 [Heenan] It was a lucky victory. 527 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,100 A very lucky victory. 528 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,435 Yeah, we love it! 529 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,270 [Vince] Yes, Mom and sis! 530 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,505 [Heenan] Which one's Mom? 531 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:11,910 [Vince] The Steiner Brothers, successfully defending 532 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:15,447 the Tag Team Championship of the World Wrestling Federation. 533 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,951 Standing by now, ladies and gentlemen, 534 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,187 joining our broadcast family, 535 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,389 here for the very first time. 536 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,759 You perhaps have seen him as a sportscaster 537 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:30,862 for the Fighting Minnesota Screaming Eagles. 538 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:33,899 Well, standing by right now, he's with the WWE. 539 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,433 Yes, Joe Fowler. 540 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,803 How lucky am I, my very first assignment at SummerSlam, 541 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,340 this is bigger than life, thank you, Vince McMahon, for bringing me onboard. 542 00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,010 We've just seen a title match, we're about to see another one. 543 00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:47,012 Shawn Michaels has the Intercontinental Belt, 544 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,313 he's gonna take on Mr. Perfect. 545 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,383 Shawn is here along with his bodyguard Diesel. 546 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,452 Shawn, you've won it, you've lost it, won it, can you hang on to this thing? 547 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,289 Now all the questions are gonna be answered. 548 00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:01,259 Who is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time? 549 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,661 Is it Mr. Perfect? 550 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:04,863 Or is it Shawn Michaels? 551 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,698 Well, all those answers 552 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,833 are gonna come across tonight. 553 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,602 And I will prove to everybody, 554 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,704 you, and all of the world, 555 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,807 that Shawn Michaels is the greatest Intercontinental Champ. 556 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:18,677 Now, wait a minute, they say that Mr. Perfect caused you to lose it, 557 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,745 and Diesel won it back for you. 558 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,615 I got news for you. Who's the one that's wearing it? 559 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,850 It's Shawn Michaels. So I must have won it. 560 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,118 Isn't that right, Diesel? 561 00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:30,555 That's right, The Heartbreak Kid can take care of the work in the ring. 562 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:33,758 Hey, everybody knows the chicks dig this guy. 563 00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,961 I'm here just to keep them off the champ. 564 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,029 -Let's get out of here, champ. -See ya. 565 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,032 Well, that's where the action is, they are headed for the ring as we speak. 566 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,734 So we better do the same thing. 567 00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:46,605 This is Joe Fowler reporting, let's go where the action is, ringside. Vince! 568 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,540 [Vince] All right, Joe, indeed. 569 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,043 Is he the greatest Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels, or not? 570 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:56,247 -[Heenan] Well, I would say-- -[Vince] Let's take you to Howard Finkel. 571 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:57,549 [Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, 572 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,317 the following contest, scheduled… 573 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,486 -[Vince] What were you saying? -[Heenan] Talking to me? 574 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,888 -[Vince] No, I was talking to Mr. Finkel. -[Heenan] Why? 575 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,658 Why would you waste your time talking to that dweeb? 576 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:08,960 ["Sexy Boy" playing] 577 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,695 [Vince] Well, well, well. 578 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,697 ♪ I think I'm cute ♪ 579 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:13,965 ♪ I know I'm sexy ♪ 580 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:16,334 [Finkel] About to come down the aisle, 581 00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,838 with his bodyguard, Diesel, 582 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:22,307 from San Antonio, Texas, 583 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,909 weighing 240 pounds, 584 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:30,382 the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, 585 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,618 Shawn Michaels! 586 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:36,121 -[Heenan] Let me tell you about Diesel. -[Vince] What? 587 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,456 [Heenan] You know the boxer Roberto Duran? 588 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:39,591 [Vince] Yeah. 589 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,726 [Heenan] He coined the phrase, 590 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,030 "Fists of stone" from Diesel. 591 00:27:45,096 --> 00:27:47,799 Diesel showed Duran how to punch. 592 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,834 This man had a knockout punch 593 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,503 that could level them all. 594 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:53,571 -[Vince] Hands of stone, huh? -[Heenan] Yes. 595 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:56,107 [Vince] How do you account for having brains of stone? 596 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,276 -[Heenan] How do I have brains of stone? -[Vince] Yeah. 597 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,011 [Heenan mumbles indistinctly] 598 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:01,413 [Vince] That's what I thought. 599 00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:04,482 There he is, ladies and gentlemen, just a sexy boy, as he says. 600 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,051 ♪ I'm not your boy toy ♪ 601 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,853 [Vince] Shawn Michaels, will he successfully defend the title 602 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,289 against the individual many truly believe 603 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,492 is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, Mr. Perfect. 604 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,695 If Perfect wins it, Bobby Heenan, 605 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:17,929 it'll be the three-peat. 606 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:20,031 [Heenan] Well, of course, no one's ever three-peated 607 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:24,669 in the World Wrestling Federation going after the Intercontinental Championship. 608 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,638 If anybody could do it, it'd be Mr. Perfect. 609 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,075 But he's not wrestling an average man, he's wrestling the best. 610 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:31,976 And with Diesel, he'll have a chance. 611 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:32,911 ["Perfection" playing] 612 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:35,280 [Vince] And there it is, the belt up for grabs, 613 00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,215 and here comes Mr. Perfect! 614 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:41,920 [Finkel] The challenger, weighing 254 pounds… 615 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:45,690 [Vince] Mr. Perfect being seen and heard all over the world! 616 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:46,891 As a matter of fact, 617 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,295 way up in the sky box, there it is, 618 00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:52,363 Radio WWE, 619 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:55,366 Gorilla Monsoon, along with Jim Ross, 620 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,535 bringing the broadcast worldwide 621 00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,571 for the Armed Forces Network. 622 00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:01,306 The men and women of the Armed Forces 623 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:03,942 enjoying SummerSlam all over the world, 624 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,977 as we are here in the United States. 625 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:09,180 And look at the look on Shawn Michaels' face, and Perfect looks confident. 626 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,649 [Heenan] Well, he always is confident. 627 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,718 I mean, he has a very strong mind. 628 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,121 -But he's… -[Vince] He's what? 629 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:18,556 -[Heenan] He's dealing with Michaels. -[Vince] He's Perfect. 630 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:22,594 The only thing Mr. Perfect doesn't have going for him, 631 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:28,366 is a 6'10" 330-pound bodyguard 632 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,801 by the name of Diesel. 633 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:33,438 [Heenan] That 18-wheeler is there just to keep the women off Shawn Michaels. 634 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,840 [Vince] Forget the women, 635 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:37,842 we're talking about 636 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,945 the Intercontinental Championship being up for grabs. 637 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,015 What happened, Bobby Heenan? 638 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:46,384 [Heenan] I got hit in the eye with something, what happened? 639 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:48,386 [Vince] I don't know. 640 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,055 We are live, ladies and gentlemen, 641 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,591 from The Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan. 642 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:54,859 [bell rings] 643 00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:57,896 [Vince] And here we go. The second title 644 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,864 of the night, up for grabs. 645 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,633 The Intercontinental Championship. 646 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:05,603 And we are likely to see one of the great, 647 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:09,340 if not, one of the greatest Intercontinental matches we have ever seen 648 00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:10,675 here at SummerSlam. 649 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,145 [Heenan] Take it to him, Shawn. 650 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:17,015 [Vince] Yeah, in some respects, Bobby Heenan, I think… 651 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:18,750 I think you would have to agree that… 652 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,987 That Mr. Perfect has been the mentor, and indeed, Shawn Michaels 653 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:26,024 has tried to follow in the footsteps of Mr. Perfect. 654 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:29,561 It's safe to say that Shawn Michaels perhaps knows everything 655 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:31,162 that Mr. Perfect taught him. 656 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,298 [Heenan] Well, let's put it this way. 657 00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:34,699 Perfect is super. 658 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,868 He is really skilled at what he does. 659 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:41,406 But Shawn Michaels, I believe Perfect watches film on Michaels to pick up hints. 660 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:45,476 Don't forget, it was Perfect that caused Michaels to lose the title 661 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:48,179 to Marty Jannetty. It wasn't anything Jannetty did 662 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,949 or that Shawn Michaels didn't do, it was Perfect. 663 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,584 And he's gonna pay for it right now. 664 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:55,386 [Vince] I see. And of course, Diesel instrumental in Shawn Michaels-- 665 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,856 [Heenan] Diesel's just there to keep the chicks off his back. 666 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,157 [Vince] Yeah, right. Sure, sure. 667 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:00,625 [ref] Hey! 668 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:02,527 [Vince] Mr. Perfect thought… 669 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,295 Taught Shawn Michaels everything he knows, 670 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,331 he didn't teach him everything he knows, however. 671 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:09,968 -[Heenan] Yeah, but that's not a lot. -[Vince] Oh, really? 672 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,036 Come on, give credit where it's due, Bobby Heenan. 673 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,739 Slide. Missing roundhouse right, 674 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,876 up goes… Look at… Nice maneuver, and right back! 675 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,378 What's gonna happen here? 676 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,847 Collision course, someone's gonna go down, yes! 677 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,585 [Heenan] Who got the worst of that? 678 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,988 [Vince] Shawn Michaels did, who was in control. 679 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:33,057 And down with a knee to the shoulder area. 680 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,628 [Heenan] What a gifted athlete that Mr. Perfect is. 681 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:39,030 I don't know why he has such a bad attitude. 682 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,498 [Vince] A bad attitude? 683 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,634 What kind of attitude do you think Shawn Michaels has? 684 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,169 [Heenan] I think Shawn Michaels is, uh, aboveboard. 685 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,971 [Vince] There's a bad attitude right there. 686 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:48,840 Very bad. 687 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:55,446 Shawn Michaels, trying to escape. 688 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:57,515 Standing hammerlock, nice reversal. 689 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,784 Reversed again. And again. 690 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,553 Standing side headlock. 691 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,657 Not likely to stay there for long with that, look at… Oh. 692 00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:08,359 Thought that was gonna be a suplex, scissor kick out, right back, 693 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,895 missed him with the elbow. Perfect set him up for that one. 694 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,299 You can see a little bit of frustration on the part of Shawn Michaels. 695 00:32:14,365 --> 00:32:17,735 [Heenan] These two are showing you more moves 696 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:19,604 than a go-go dancer, wouldn't you say? 697 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,139 [Vince laughs] 698 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:25,944 [Vince] I think it's safe to say, Bobby Heenan, 699 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:28,513 that the victor of this matchup is going to be 700 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,581 the one who does not make the mistakes. 701 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,150 [Heenan] Well, that's it. 702 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,451 Neither of them are really… 703 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,220 Are gonna go out there and make a lot of mistakes. 704 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,389 It's that one mistake that's gonna cost them. 705 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,626 And Perfect, who's in Perfect's corner? 706 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,295 -[Vince] Who's in Perfect's corner? -[Heenan] Yeah. 707 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,698 [Vince] Just about every fan jam-packing 708 00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:48,266 The Palace, that's who's in his corner. 709 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,567 [Heenan] Come on. 710 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,135 The fans mean nothing. 711 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:56,140 [Vince] To Mr. Perfect, they do, and spinning now, and Shawn Michaels… 712 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:57,275 Oh my. 713 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,845 Stunned by the reverse knife action, again another one! 714 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,949 Perfect having some fun in there, laying the leather to Shawn Michaels. 715 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,351 And to the buckle he goes. 716 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,319 No. Aha. Michaels. 717 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,921 Oh, however, nailing Perfect-- 718 00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:12,323 [Heenan] Michaels set him up on that move. 719 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,257 [Vince] He did indeed. 720 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,626 [Heenan] That's called thinking three or four moves ahead. 721 00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,695 [Vince] Reversal, what's Michaels gonna do here? 722 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,699 He's on the receiving end of a clothesline! 723 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:23,634 What strategy. 724 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,170 The cover! One, two! 725 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:28,606 -[Heenan] Yee… Oh, he almost had it. -[Vince] Wow. 726 00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:32,844 Perfect, now, working on the arm, the arm bar. 727 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,312 [Michaels] No, no, no, no. 728 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,381 [Heenan] Well, Michaels will never give up. 729 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:37,749 The man's not a quitter. 730 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:40,752 You're gonna have to pin him, or some kind of a fluke 731 00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,920 is gonna have to work for Mr. Perfect. 732 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:45,790 [Vince] Two of the very best athletes in all of the WWE 733 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,926 going at it for the Intercontinental Championship. 734 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:50,928 Mr. Perfect, no stranger to SummerSlam, 735 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:53,865 his first SummerSlam, 1989. 736 00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:57,735 And he has been a perennial contender 737 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,772 for every title in the WWE since then. 738 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,140 Even before then. 739 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,877 [Heenan] No one's taking it away from him, what a great athlete, 740 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,879 second-generation wrestler and everything. 741 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:09,414 But he has to beat 742 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,215 Shawn, uh, Michaels to win the… 743 00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:13,151 Shawn doesn't have to beat him. It's that simple. 744 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,720 [Vince] That's a good point. To the buckle, and Perfect… 745 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,989 [Heenan] Look at these moves. Look at these moves! 746 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,291 [Vince] Going up to the top now, high-risk maneuver, 747 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,727 and Shawn Michaels missing this! Arm drag takedown. 748 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:24,028 And another one. 749 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,031 [Heenan] Perfect arm-dragged him off the top rope! 750 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,167 -[Vince] Two, yes! Oh, oh! -[Heenan] Did he get him? 751 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,902 [Vince] That was so close. Whoa! 752 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,639 And remember, ladies and gentlemen, in the WWE, 753 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,774 you must make your opponent submit, 754 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,876 or you must pin him in order to win a title. 755 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:41,946 You cannot win a championship on a disqualification. 756 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,047 [Both] Or a count out. 757 00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,450 -[Heenan] What? -[Vince] Diesel looking on. 758 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,955 Perhaps a look of concern we saw moments ago 759 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,790 on the face of Diesel. 760 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,659 [Heenan] Mrs. Steiner doesn't look too good. 761 00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:55,760 [Vince] What do you mean? 762 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,296 What are you talking about, Mr. Heenan? 763 00:34:58,362 --> 00:34:59,263 [Heenan] Nothing. 764 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:03,201 [Vince] The Steiners, unquestionably, are celebrating as we speak. 765 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,472 Who will be celebrating after this matchup is over? 766 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,540 Shawn Michaels or Mr. Perfect? 767 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:14,912 To the rope, now. Michaels trying to set him up. 768 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:16,948 Off and missing again. 769 00:35:17,014 --> 00:35:18,749 Dropkick. No, look at this! 770 00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:19,984 [crowd cheers] 771 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,019 [Vince] Shawn Michaels for the ride, over the top! 772 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:23,955 -[Heenan] Whoa! -[Vince] Unbelievable! 773 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,357 [Heenan] Oh my goodness. 774 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,228 -He's laying right at my feet. -[Vince] Could you believe that? 775 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,999 Could you believe it? 776 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,539 Wait a minute, I think, Mr. Perfect coming over. 777 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,674 Mr. Perfect… From behind, look out! 778 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:47,178 Keep him out of there, ref. 779 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,980 Keep Diesel away from Perfect. 780 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:51,816 -Oh no! -[crowd gasps] 781 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,652 [Vince] Oh, unbelievable! That had to break his jaw! 782 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,187 Unbelievable! 783 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,422 [Heenan] Well, finally we'll shut that big mouth up. 784 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,625 You know, I hate a guy with a big mouth. 785 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:03,461 -[Vince] I do too. -[Heenan] Me too. 786 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:05,796 [Vince] Look at this! Michaels, now. 787 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:07,832 On the apron, look out, Michaels, 788 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,568 coming right off again. Unbelievable. 789 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,837 [Heenan] Put the boots to him, Shawn! 790 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,372 -Here, use the monitor. -[Vince] Hey. 791 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,140 -[Heenan] What? -[Vince] Stay out of this. 792 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,142 [Heenan] Get him, Shawn! 793 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,710 [Vince] Both men back in the ring now. 794 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:23,014 Unquestionably, it's Shawn Michaels with the momentum. 795 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,616 Michaels, a succession of knees rammed to the back. 796 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,687 More damage done to the lower back area. 797 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:32,523 Look at this, Michaels is just all over Mr. Perfect. 798 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:33,457 All over him! 799 00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,593 [Heenan] Yeah, he's so smart, this Shawn Michaels. 800 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,328 He's working on that lower back. 801 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,797 He knows Perfect won't be able to pick him up or do anything 802 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,465 once that lower back goes out. 803 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,366 [crowd boos] 804 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,669 [Heenan] Look at the arrogance. Is that great? 805 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,170 Is he confident? 806 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,472 Is he conceited? Does he have it all? 807 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,709 [Vince] Is he gonna lose the Intercontinental Title? 808 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:53,978 -[Heenan] You bet. I mean, no, he's not. -[Vince] Oh no! 809 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,079 Whoa! 810 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,883 And again, more damage done to the back area of Mr. Perfect. 811 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:03,221 Shawn Michaels, unquestionably with the upper hand as we speak. 812 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:05,590 Michaels, now, trying to set up Perfect, what's he gonna do? 813 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:08,559 Again, rammed the big forearm to the back area. 814 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,395 [Heenan] Hit him again, Shawn. 815 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:14,131 -[Vince] And again! -[Heenan] Hit him again! 816 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,467 [Vince] Wait a minute, no coaching here. Hey. 817 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,936 You pay attention to your broadcasting. 818 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,771 -Mr. Perfect, set up. -[Heenan] I get excited. 819 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:23,407 -[Vince] And again… Unbelievable! -[Heenan] Oh my God. 820 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,142 The ring moved all the way to Flint. 821 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,113 [Vince] That may be all she wrote, and the official, 822 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:32,116 by now, may be considering stopping the matchup, Bobby Heenan. 823 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:34,619 -Oh, come on. Come on. -[Heenan] Oh, look at this. 824 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:36,387 Is he rubbing it in? 825 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,289 -Oh! -[Perfect] Oh, goddamn it. 826 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:40,224 [Vince] Oh, unbelievable! 827 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:45,062 Perfect, having his trouble… 828 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:47,231 Look at the smirk on Diesel's face. 829 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,899 Michaels, setting up Perfect. 830 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,602 Rams the knee again. 831 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:56,641 Mr. Perfect will not be able to sustain much more of this. 832 00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,810 Look at Michaels hold him. 833 00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:01,746 Pressing that chin back, look at this. 834 00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:02,780 [Heenan] Snap him! 835 00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:05,149 [Vince] What pain Mr. Perfect must be in! 836 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,218 [Heenan] Come on, snap him like a Slim Jim. 837 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:08,819 [Vince] Perfect, 838 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,289 just may submit for the first time 839 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:13,691 in his long and illustrious wrestling career! 840 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:15,660 Look at the chin being shoved back! 841 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,062 Perfect appears to be defenceless! 842 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,997 [Heenan] He is, there's nothing you can do there! 843 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:25,870 [Vince] And Shawn Michaels, not about to relent the pressure at all. 844 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,171 [crowd cheering on Perfect] 845 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,873 [Vince] The capacity crowd, 846 00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,743 trying to… Wait a minute. Perfect starting to move. 847 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:33,711 Perfect… 848 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,147 What can he do to get out of that? 849 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:38,883 Right in the face! 850 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,519 Perfect, with those short hands… 851 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:44,388 [Heenan] Good wrestling move, punched his way out of it. I like that. 852 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,657 [Vince] You have to do what you have to do, Bobby Heenan. 853 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:49,460 -Those are your words. -[Heenan] I've never said that. 854 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,829 -[Vince] You what? -[Heenan] I've never said that, have you? 855 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,898 You've said that. I haven't said that, you said that. 856 00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:56,567 [Vince] Mr. Perfect, ah, yes, nice uppercut! 857 00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:01,072 Perfect, perhaps risking disqualification, but he had to do something. 858 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,174 Missing with the roundhouse right, and… No. 859 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,343 -Leapfrog. Dropkick by Perfect! -[Heenan] Whoa! 860 00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:07,778 Whoa! 861 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,881 [Vince] Perfect, back on his feet. 862 00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,484 Michaels, for the ride! 863 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,487 [Heenan] I'm not sure Michaels knows where he is right now. 864 00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,157 [Vince] My, how this matchup has turned! 865 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:22,827 Look at that knee lift, all the way into the official. 866 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:25,730 My, how this matchup has turned around for Perfect! 867 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,368 And down across the knee! 868 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,373 -Yes! Yes! -[Heenan] No, no, no, no. 869 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,175 [Vince] Almost a three-peat. 870 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,244 [Heenan] You gotta hook the tights like I told you. 871 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,645 Hook the tights, dummy! 872 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,680 [Vince] Hook the tights? 873 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:45,182 [Heenan] Yeah, you do anything you can, you just said that. 874 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,551 [Vince] No, Bobby, I was quoting you. 875 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,653 Shawn Michaels, now off the rope, Perfect… Agh! 876 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,723 Unbelievable right hand. Cover him, quickly! 877 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:55,059 And the cover, one, two! 878 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,395 -Yes! Yes! -[Heenan] No, no! 879 00:39:57,461 --> 00:40:00,197 He's still got that fight left in him. That's a champion! 880 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:05,169 [Vince] No denying the skills or the tenacity of one Shawn Michaels. 881 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,638 But Perfect is taking it out of Shawn Michaels bit by bit. 882 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:09,340 Hip toss? No. Blocked. 883 00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:11,108 What's gonna happen now? 884 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,244 Perfect, trying to get him in… 885 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:15,546 [Heenan] Now, he should have gone for the Super-Plex there. 886 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:16,847 When he had him! 887 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,984 [Vince] Perfect, trying to backslide Shawn Michaels. 888 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,289 [Heenan] Or the Dummy-Plex, that he didn't use. 889 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,223 [Vince] Perfect! 890 00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:29,560 Trying to get up higher, yes! 891 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,265 -And here it comes, the Perfect-Plex! -[Heenan] He heard me. 892 00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,934 [Vince] One, two, wait a minute! 893 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,169 Wait just a minute! 894 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,937 Diesel pulling Perfect out! 895 00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,139 The official's back was turned, he didn't see it! 896 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,775 Missing with a roundhouse right, Perfect connects! 897 00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:48,112 [Heenan] Hit a man with glasses! Hit a man with glasses! 898 00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:51,348 [Vince] Perfect taking it to Diesel! 899 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,986 Shawn Michaels gets more of the same! 900 00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:59,824 The referee, continuing to count. 901 00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:04,862 Wait a minute. 902 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:06,764 Oh no! 903 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,199 Did you see that? 904 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:10,734 -Did you see that? -[Heenan] Well, Perfect asked for it. 905 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,137 Referee didn't see it. 906 00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,905 -But the referee didn't see it. -[bell rings] 907 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:15,840 [crowd boos] 908 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,976 [Vince] I can't believe what we've seen! 909 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,611 [Heenan] You better believe it. Listen. 910 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,113 [Finkel] The winner of this bout, as a result of a count out, 911 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:27,117 -…and still Intercontinental Champion… -[Heenan] Yes! Yes! 912 00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:29,520 -[Finkel] …Shawn Michaels! -[Heenan] Yes! 913 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,123 [Vince] Shawn Michaels, somehow 914 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,360 is still Intercontinental Champion. 915 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,429 ["Sexy Boy" playing] 916 00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:44,168 [Vince] Look out from behind, as Perfect rams the knee. 917 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:45,336 [music stops] 918 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,471 [Vince] Perfect, all over Shawn Michaels. 919 00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:49,340 Perfect, all over Diesel. 920 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:51,709 Perfect, having his way. 921 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,177 [Heenan] Perfect's gonna get hurt. 922 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,112 Perfect's in trouble now, look at this. 923 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,481 What did I tell you about the punches this man can throw? 924 00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:01,719 [Vince] That gloved right fist, and oh no, look at… 925 00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:03,287 I think he knocked him out. 926 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,422 [Heenan] Out cold. Cold like a mackerel. 927 00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:08,492 [Vince] Unbelievable, look at look on Diesel's face. 928 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:11,228 [Heenan] He's mad. Don't get him mad. 929 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,865 [Vince] Mr. Perfect had every right to get back in there. 930 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:17,334 Mr. Perfect, counted out, I can't believe it. 931 00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:19,270 That's one way to retain a title. 932 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:21,605 [crowd booing] 933 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:24,875 [Vince] Let's take you to Todd Pettengill, if he can get a word with Shawn Michaels. 934 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:29,647 Shawn Michaels, there is no way you can be happy walking out of the ring… 935 00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:32,917 A true champion is laying on his back. …the way that you won! 936 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,185 All your questions have been answered. 937 00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:37,688 Who is the greatest Intercontinental Champion? 938 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:40,324 The man that's holding the belt, Shawn Michaels. Out of my way. 939 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,160 [Vince] Shawn Michaels, victorious. 940 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,931 Razor Ramon and Jim Cornette are back on the hotline. 941 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:49,733 Things are really heating up here, no doubt about that. 942 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,037 Oh my, Perfect's on his feet. 943 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:56,874 -But Perfect is not a happy man. -[Heenan] Oh no. 944 00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:58,742 -Uh-oh. -[Vince] He is not a happy man. 945 00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:00,377 [crowd cheering] 946 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:03,981 [Vince] Let's take you over to Joe Fowler. Joe, can you hear us? 947 00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:05,950 I hear you, but we ought to lock the doors, 948 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,851 'cause Perfect's on his way. Let me tell you, 949 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:11,221 I found somebody in the same boat that I'm in. This is my first pay-per-view, 950 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:13,457 1-2-3 Kid, this is your first pay-per-view, 951 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,559 I admit I'm a little nervous, what about you? 952 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:18,228 Oh God, Joe, I know this is your first pay-per-view, but, 953 00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:20,331 for me, I'm getting in there with IRS. 954 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:23,534 He's one of the top wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation today 955 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,136 and, you know, the butterflies are coming up my stomach, you know. 956 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:27,771 I know I'm real excited to be out there, 957 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:30,407 and this is the chance of a lifetime for me, 958 00:43:30,474 --> 00:43:32,176 but God, I'm so nervous, I can't even talk. 959 00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:35,045 Irwin R. Schyster, IRS, he's bigger, he's stronger, 960 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:38,349 but then again, most everybody you take on is bigger and stronger. 961 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,783 Yeah, you're right about that, 962 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:42,553 everyone I get in the ring with has a size advantage on me. 963 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:44,788 But, uh, I'm just gonna go out there 964 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:46,824 110%, 965 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:50,461 I'm gonna throw caution to the wind, and hopefully I'll be able to pull it off. 966 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:52,329 Wait, I'm being told 967 00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:55,399 that IRS is in the ring, this is it, Kid. 968 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:56,634 It's your time. 969 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:59,570 -Look, enjoy the moment. -Thanks, Joe, I better get out of here. 970 00:43:59,636 --> 00:44:02,006 All right, 1-2-3 Kid is heading on in. 971 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,274 He's quiet, he's shy, but folks, 972 00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:06,610 he is a hero. Back to you, Vince. 973 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:09,346 [Vince] All right, indeed, he has become just that-- 974 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:12,916 Detroit used to be known as The Motor City. 975 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,820 Now it's known as the Tax Cheat City. 976 00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:19,189 [crowd boos] 977 00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:22,126 [Vince] Irwin R. Schyster, ladies and gentlemen. 978 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:23,994 Better known as IRS. 979 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,096 What a matchup this is going to be. 980 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,632 The 1-2-3 Kid on his way! 981 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:29,600 ["1-2-3" playing] 982 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,202 [Heenan] This is a first. This is a first. 983 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:36,206 This is the first time The Kid's been up past eight o'clock. 984 00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:39,843 [Finkel] …weighing 218 pounds, 985 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:44,248 The 1-2-3 Kid! 986 00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:45,883 [crowd cheers] 987 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,085 [Vince] Here's a young man, 988 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:51,422 The 1-2-3 Kid, who has pulled off so many upsets 989 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:52,823 here in the WWE. 990 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:56,193 He has captured the spirit and mind of so many youngsters. 991 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:59,863 The 1-2-3 Kid, with an enviable record, 992 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:01,799 and he may be a bit nervous, but that's okay. 993 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,134 It probably will work to his advantage. 994 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,637 And I'll remind you, Bobby Heenan, The 1-2-3 Kid 995 00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:08,572 defeated the tag team partner 996 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,874 of Irwin R. Schyster, Ted DiBiase. 997 00:45:10,941 --> 00:45:12,309 If he defeated DiBiase, 998 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,745 I believe he can defeat Irwin R. Schyster. 999 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:17,414 [Heenan] Wrong, wrong, wrong, tuxedo breath. 1000 00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:19,650 -[Vince] Pardon? -[Heenan] He didn't defeat DiBiase. 1001 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,285 Razor Ramon did. 1002 00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:24,722 And you're gonna see right now what IRS is made of. 1003 00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:26,857 How he's gonna take this punk apart 1004 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:28,258 piece by piece. 1005 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:29,460 He's gotta be nervous. 1006 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,361 Over 160 countries 1007 00:45:31,428 --> 00:45:33,564 on TV and radio are watching this. 1008 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,432 Millions and millions of people. 1009 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:37,468 He's totally nervous, you can just watch him shake. 1010 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,003 [Vince] Right now, IRS, not surprisingly, 1011 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,739 getting the better of the exchange thus far. 1012 00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:44,274 Leapfrog and no! Look at that maneuver! 1013 00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:46,243 Cover him! It's over! One, he got him! 1014 00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:47,778 [Heenan] What do you mean it's over? 1015 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:50,080 [Vince] I was hoping maybe it was gonna be over. 1016 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:52,149 1-2-3 Kid, ladies and gentlemen. 1017 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:55,252 -[Heenan] See, I don't care-- -[Vince] Against IRS. 1018 00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:59,156 [Heenan] I don't care… As smart as IRS is, and DiBiase, 1019 00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:01,425 you can't take this guy lightly. 1020 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,460 Like what happened on Monday Night Raw. 1021 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:06,363 He's a fluke. This guy can pull off anything. 1022 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,998 He's just got that dumb luck. 1023 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,335 [Vince] Well, call it what you will, call it luck. 1024 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:14,404 Call it ability, call it the fact that The 1-2-3 Kid 1025 00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:18,108 will take high risk like no one else ever in the WWE. 1026 00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:20,344 Whatever it is, you're gonna call him victorious. 1027 00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:21,712 [Heenan] You can call him stupid. 1028 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,148 [Vince] Off the rope. Oh no! Oh! 1029 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,217 -[Heenan] Huh. -[Vince] A horrible, horrible thing-- 1030 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:30,120 [Heenan] You realize IRS just threw the kid higher 1031 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,789 here at The Palace 1032 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,525 than Michael Jordan has ever thrown a basketball. 1033 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,362 -He slam-dunked The Kid. -[Vince] IRS… 1034 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:40,664 IRS against The 1-2-3 Kid. 1035 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:46,069 And there's no denying the abilities of Irwin R. Schyster. 1036 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:49,273 And the… Oh, look at that! He did it again! 1037 00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:52,042 The Kid got a dropkick. One, two… 1038 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:55,312 [Heenan] Can you imagine being hurled 10, 15 feet in the air 1039 00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:56,413 and dropkick a guy? 1040 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,516 [Vince] Unbelievable! Off the rope, now. Elbow finds its mark. 1041 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,553 [Heenan] Right on the bicuspid. 1042 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,688 -[Vince] On the what? -[Heenan] The bicuspid. 1043 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:07,591 -[Vince] What do you know about bicuspids? -[Heenan] It's a back tooth. 1044 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,592 [Vince] I see. 1045 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,962 When did you ever take anatomy lessons? 1046 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:15,899 [Heenan] McMahon, I'm The Brain, I know it all, ask me anything. 1047 00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:17,968 -[Vince] Look at that! -[Heenan] Where's the kid gonna land? 1048 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:19,636 On the floor. Where is he now? 1049 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,573 -[Vince] On the floor, I see. -[Heenan] Sorry. Excuse me. 1050 00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:25,275 [Vince] Asking and answering your own questions. You are The Brain. 1051 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,177 [Heenan] Well, I have to when I'm… 1052 00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:29,446 -[Vince] Right. When you're what? -[Heenan] Never mind. 1053 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,416 -[Vince] Irwin R. Schyster. -[Heenan] Waffle him! 1054 00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:36,153 [Vince] Ooh, my. Forearm to the chest area of The Kid, back down. 1055 00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:40,057 And there's no denying this man's skills. Irwin R. Schyster, 1056 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:42,626 unquestionably one of the perennial premier 1057 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,595 World Wrestling Federation superstars. 1058 00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:46,029 Irwin R. Schyster 1059 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:49,166 can go one-on-one with anyone in the WWE. 1060 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:51,969 [Heenan] And he is very upset with President Clinton. 1061 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,805 -[Vince] I beg your pardon? -[Heenan] He wanted him to raise taxes. 1062 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,807 [Vince] Look at that maneuver by The Kid! A scoop, 1063 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,976 this one's gonna be history, three… No! 1064 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,477 [Heenan] I thought he had him! 1065 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,679 It could happen! It could happen! 1066 00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:04,281 [Vince] Anything can happen. 1067 00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,049 [Heenan] Especially with this punk in there. 1068 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:08,852 He should be called The 1-2-3 Fluke. 1069 00:48:08,919 --> 00:48:12,823 [Vince] Lady Luck unquestionably riding on the shoulders of The 1-2-3 Kid! 1070 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,525 [Heenan] He hit him so hard, he knocked three zits off his cheeks. 1071 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:16,526 [Vince] Ooh, my! 1072 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,831 Dropping the elbow, Irwin R. Schyster, a cover here! 1073 00:48:20,897 --> 00:48:22,499 Two… And a kick out. 1074 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,268 [Heenan] Irwin, come on! 1075 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:27,571 You've been in there too long with him. Take him out! 1076 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,574 [Vince] Abdominal stretch now, Irwin R. Schyster. 1077 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,544 Holding on to the rope. Come on, ref, get up there. 1078 00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:36,046 [Heenan] Well, that's for balance. 1079 00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:38,282 [Vince] That's not for balance, that's for leverage. 1080 00:48:38,348 --> 00:48:39,650 [Heenan] No, it's for balance. 1081 00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:40,584 [Vince] Yeah, I see. 1082 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:45,422 And again, Irwin, not above cheating. 1083 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,391 Irwin R. Schyster… 1084 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:50,327 [Heenan] Cheating is only cheating when you get caught. 1085 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,963 And bragging isn't bragging if you can do it. 1086 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:54,464 [Vince] I see. 1087 00:48:55,299 --> 00:48:57,567 Irwin R. Schyster, unquestionably 1088 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:00,871 one of the great technical wrestlers in the WWE, 1089 00:49:00,937 --> 00:49:03,707 and perhaps many say he's even better individually 1090 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,776 than he has been as a tag team partner 1091 00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,144 of Ted DiBiase. 1092 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,346 [Heenan] Well, I think he shines more. 1093 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:12,082 Uh, his ability to think for himself, 1094 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:13,784 where he doesn't have to rely on a partner, 1095 00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:16,453 could be an advantage of Mr., uh, IRS, 1096 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,855 but I would have to say just by watching him 1097 00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:21,658 in the way I've been watching him in the way… in the ring right now, 1098 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:24,428 I'd have to say that yes, The Kid's in trouble. 1099 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:26,463 [Vince] Uh, could you care to repeat that, please? 1100 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:28,098 -[Heenan] Well, no. -[Vince] I see. 1101 00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:29,866 [crowd chanting] 1-2-3! 1102 00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:32,970 [Vince] And you hear some of these fans shouting "1-2-3" 1103 00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:35,372 -It's bothering Irwin. -[Heenan] Amazing. That is amazing. 1104 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:39,176 [Vince] Just like… Just like Irwin doesn't like to hear his name. 1105 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,512 Could you imagine going through life and not liking your name, Irwin? 1106 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:46,049 The Kid to the buckle. No! The Kid gets an advantage. 1107 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,151 And Schyster to the buckle repeatedly! 1108 00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,688 Look at this. Look at The Kid going up, yes! 1109 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:53,557 Unbelievable! 1110 00:49:53,623 --> 00:49:57,027 Irwin R. Schyster to the buckle, The Kid moving right in! 1111 00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:59,096 Going up to the top, what's he gonna do? 1112 00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,764 [Heenan] I don't like the looks of this. 1113 00:50:01,698 --> 00:50:02,833 Irwin! 1114 00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:07,237 [Vince] Moonsault from the top, that'll do it to him. 1115 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:08,638 [Heenan] No, no, no, no, no! 1116 00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:14,344 [Vince] And The Kid pouring it on, look at this maneuver! 1117 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:16,279 Yes, shoulders, two and three! 1118 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,848 -No. -[Heenan] Schyster! Schyster! 1119 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:19,416 Come on, Schyster! 1120 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,786 [Vince] IRS, to the rope, I can't believe the performance 1121 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,588 of The 1-2-3 Kid, look! 1122 00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:25,922 -Oh yes! -[Heenan] No. 1123 00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,325 [Vince] Knocked him out. I think it knocked him out. He's up. 1124 00:50:28,392 --> 00:50:30,494 -[Heenan] I don't like this. -[Vince] One, two, three. 1125 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,661 No. 1126 00:50:31,728 --> 00:50:33,563 What a matchup. What a matchup. 1127 00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:35,832 [Heenan] The Kid doesn't have the weight to hold him down. 1128 00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:38,001 [Vince] Schyster, reversing it, The Kid off the ropes. 1129 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,469 [Heenan] He doesn't like "Schyster." 1130 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:40,704 -[Vince] Ooh, my! -[Heenan] Oh! 1131 00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:43,340 -[Vince] What does he like to be called? -[Heenan] R. 1132 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,675 -[Vince] R? -[Heenan] Revenue. For revenue. 1133 00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:46,676 Write-up. 1134 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:49,746 [Vince] The cover! One, two, no. Yes! 1135 00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:50,981 [Heenan] Yes, he got him! 1136 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,683 -Now let me show you something, McMahon. -[Vince] What do you mean? 1137 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:57,220 -[Heenan] On the Brain Scan right here. -[Finkel] Here is your winner, IRS! 1138 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:59,856 -[Vince] On the what? -[Heenan] My Brain Scan. Now, notice this. 1139 00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:03,860 Let's say The 1-2-3 Kid was standing right here. 1140 00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:06,963 -[Vince] Yeah. -[Heenan] Irwin R. Schyster was over here. 1141 00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:09,366 -[Vince] Yeah. -[Heenan] Now, watch this. 1142 00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,401 [Vince] Off the rope, yeah. 1143 00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,804 [Heenan] Wait, the director's a little behind time. 1144 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:16,239 -Look how he hits him. That clothesline. -[Vince] Yeah. 1145 00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:18,408 [Heenan] What he does is, his arm's extended here. 1146 00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:20,110 -[Vince] Uh-huh. -[Heenan] His body's here. 1147 00:51:20,177 --> 00:51:22,746 Which makes a four. He lands… Wait a minute. 1148 00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:24,247 That's a 1040 form. 1149 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:26,349 Huh. He just wrote him off. 1150 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,452 [Heenan laughs] 1151 00:51:28,518 --> 00:51:29,352 [Vince] I see. 1152 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:32,656 Standing by now, ladies and gentlemen, 1153 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:35,392 I believe over with members of the Hart family, 1154 00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:38,795 let's take you over now to Todd Pettengill. Todd? 1155 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:42,165 I'm standing by with Bruce and Owen Hart. 1156 00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,835 Stu and Helen Hart were supposed to be in attendance tonight. 1157 00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:46,636 Bruce, where are they? 1158 00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:51,141 My dad just got out of hospital, he had major reconstructive knee surgery 1159 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:54,044 after an accident that happened down here a couple of weeks ago, 1160 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,813 uh, involving that idiot, Jerry Lawler. 1161 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,582 The vitriolic attacks 1162 00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:01,551 on the Hart family continue by Jerry Lawler. 1163 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:03,520 Owen, what exactly happened to your dad? 1164 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:07,224 You know, Todd, we were sick and tired of Jerry Lawler and all his dirty tactics. 1165 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,526 My mother and father came down on Monday Night Raw, 1166 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,161 Jerry Lawler insulted them. 1167 00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:13,363 While my dad was leaving, he was kind of shaken, 1168 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,832 he twisted his knee, he had surgery on his kneecap. 1169 00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:18,902 He's at home recovering right now, but believe me, Jerry Lawler, 1170 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,372 my mother and my father are watching and they're giving Bret 100% support. 1171 00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:24,241 Bruce and I are here representing Bret, 1172 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:27,210 and we're gonna make sure that Bret Hart rules number one. 1173 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,880 The Hart family represented in the brothers, thank you very much, guys. 1174 00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:32,516 Let's go back to the squared circle and Howard Finkel. 1175 00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:34,484 [bell rings] 1176 00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:36,953 -["Hart Attack" playing] -[crowd cheers] 1177 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:40,190 [Vince] This place is ready to go electric! 1178 00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:43,560 [Finkel] About to come down the aisle, 1179 00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:47,164 from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… 1180 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:50,100 [Vince] Wait till you see "The Hitman" Bret Hart! 1181 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,703 -[Heenan] That was his brother, Bruce? -[Finkel] The King of the Ring, 1182 00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:58,174 Bret "Hitman" Hart! 1183 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,414 [Heenan clucking like a chicken] 1184 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:06,082 [Heenan] Oh, here comes the chicken. 1185 00:53:06,149 --> 00:53:08,885 -[Vince] What do you mean, "chicken"? -[Heenan] Here comes super chicken. 1186 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:10,787 [Vince] Here comes The Hitman! 1187 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,589 [Heenan] We got a WWE chicken. 1188 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:19,062 [Vince] "The Hitman" Bret Hart, with a very stern look on his face. 1189 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:23,333 And I don't think he plans on taking any prisoners here 1190 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,535 in The Palace at SummerSlam. 1191 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:30,273 [Heenan] You wait till Jerry Lawler knocks that 40-weight oil out of that hair. 1192 00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,144 [Vince] There he is, ladies and gentlemen! 1193 00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:37,214 [Heenan] That was his brother, Bruce Hart? 1194 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,815 [Vince] Yes, that was Bruce. 1195 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,951 [Heenan] Did he play a banjo in the movie Deliverance? 1196 00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:42,953 [Vince] Would you please stop it? 1197 00:53:45,655 --> 00:53:47,857 From Calgary, Alberta family. 1198 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:50,894 Bret Hart, one of 12 children, 1199 00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:53,830 a huge family, you can bet they all are looking on. 1200 00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,699 And we'd like to wish well 1201 00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:58,068 the recuperative efforts of Stu Hart. 1202 00:53:59,002 --> 00:54:02,005 And we know that Helen is right by his side. 1203 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,342 [Heenan] You know what happened with Stu Hart? One too many times, 1204 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:08,144 he took the top off that bottle of muscatel. 1205 00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:10,680 And Helen stayed home because there's a whole new meaning 1206 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,315 to the word "stampede." 1207 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:14,384 ["Great Gate Of Kiev" playing] 1208 00:54:14,451 --> 00:54:16,286 -[Heenan] There he is. -[Vince] Here he comes! 1209 00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:19,089 [Heenan] Oh my goodness, I didn't want to say anything. 1210 00:54:19,155 --> 00:54:20,790 [Finkel] …weighing 235 pounds… 1211 00:54:20,857 --> 00:54:23,660 [Vince] Hey, wait a minute, what… Hey, wait a minute, what's this? 1212 00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:25,895 [Finkel] …Jerry "The King"… 1213 00:54:25,962 --> 00:54:28,565 [Vince] What is going on? What do you mean you didn't want to say anything? 1214 00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:31,434 [Heenan] I knew something earlier that I couldn't relay. 1215 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:34,871 But I'll let the announcer or… or Jerry Lawler tell you. 1216 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:39,542 Look at this ice pack, he's got to be really in pain. 1217 00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,145 [Vince] Oh, wait just a moment. 1218 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,649 The… I can't believe this. 1219 00:54:45,715 --> 00:54:47,684 -[Heenan] What true royalty, McMahon. -[Vince] What? 1220 00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:49,319 [Heenan] As bad as his leg is, 1221 00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:52,422 and I'm not sure, really, how bad the injury is, 1222 00:54:52,489 --> 00:54:54,891 walking that aisle on crutches 1223 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,560 with that… An ice pack. That's royalty. 1224 00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:00,964 That's the King of the World Wrestling Federation. 1225 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:05,802 [Vince] And a suspect look on the face of "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1226 00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:08,905 As Jerry Lawler, from Memphis, Tennessee, 1227 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:13,243 makes his way to the squared circle on a set of crutches, give me a break. 1228 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,945 [Heenan] Oh, look at him gutting it out. Look at that. 1229 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:18,848 [Vince] I didn't hear of any injury in the ring. 1230 00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:20,617 [Heenan] Well, it didn't happen in… 1231 00:55:20,684 --> 00:55:22,485 Well, you'll hear about it. 1232 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:31,661 [Vince] I believe Todd Pettengill's gonna get over there and give us a… 1233 00:55:31,728 --> 00:55:33,229 A bit of a word, what's going on, Todd? 1234 00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:34,998 Vince, I cannot believe this. 1235 00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:38,768 Jerry Lawler, what is going on? 1236 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,136 I'm gonna tell you 1237 00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:42,539 exactly what is going on. 1238 00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:44,808 This… 1239 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:48,011 This was gonna be the biggest night 1240 00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:50,013 of my entire life. 1241 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,848 I hate you, Bret Hart. 1242 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:55,051 I hate you, I hate your stinking father, 1243 00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:57,253 I hate your wrinkled-up old mother, 1244 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,922 I hate your brothers, 1245 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:04,561 and I cannot wait until I can get my hands around your neck 1246 00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:06,896 and snap it, do you understand that? 1247 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:11,334 But as I arrived 1248 00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:14,504 in this stinking city of Detroit, Michigan… 1249 00:56:14,571 --> 00:56:15,905 [Heenan] You're right about that. 1250 00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:17,741 [crowd boos] 1251 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:23,012 I hate each and every one of you peons too, do you understand that? 1252 00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:26,983 What happened? 1253 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:29,252 I'm gonna tell you what happened if you'll shut up. 1254 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,288 I got off that plane at the airport, 1255 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,624 and I went to the rent-a-car, 1256 00:56:35,191 --> 00:56:38,595 and I rented one of these supposedly big, luxurious 1257 00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:43,099 limousines made here in Detroit, The Motor City, 1258 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,070 and as I started to drive over here to SummerSlam, 1259 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:49,038 I realized 1260 00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,508 things weren't going exactly right. 1261 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,811 Because on this big shot car made in Detroit, 1262 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:56,946 the radio didn't work, 1263 00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:58,915 the brakes didn't work, 1264 00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:01,017 the airbag didn't work, 1265 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:04,354 and as I was pulling off I-75 out here, 1266 00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:08,458 a little, old blue-haired lady 1267 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:11,961 who should have had her license revoked about 50 years ago, 1268 00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:13,897 pulled out in front of me, 1269 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:16,599 and she caused about a 10-car pileup. 1270 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,868 [Heenan] Must have been Helen Hart. 1271 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:21,604 [Lawler] I wanna tell you, it was horrible. 1272 00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:25,175 -Look at my leg right now. -[Heenan] Oh my goodness. 1273 00:57:25,241 --> 00:57:28,611 I had to pull myself out of the fiery wreckage. 1274 00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:31,915 My leg was twisted and mangled, 1275 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,684 there were nurses there that said, 1276 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:36,753 "Mr. Lawler, King, 1277 00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,822 we gotta get you to the hospital." 1278 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,158 "You can't go to The Palace with your leg in that condition." 1279 00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:45,895 And being The King that I am, 1280 00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:48,198 I said, "Nothing is gonna keep me 1281 00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:50,600 from getting my hands on Bret Hart tonight." 1282 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:55,672 I hobbled here on one leg, 1283 00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:59,442 and Bret Hart, I could beat you with only one leg. 1284 00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:03,913 But right before… 1285 00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:06,649 Right before I came out here, 1286 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:09,252 the doctors in the back 1287 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:11,187 gave me strict orders 1288 00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:14,257 that under no circumstances 1289 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:18,595 would I be able to participate in any kind of wrestling event tonight. 1290 00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,296 [Heenan] What a shame. 1291 00:58:20,363 --> 00:58:22,799 -Oh my goodness. -[Vince] This is a rip-off. 1292 00:58:23,366 --> 00:58:24,567 This is a rip-off. 1293 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,203 Broken leg or no broken leg… 1294 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:30,139 -[Vince] I don't believe it. -[Lawler] Wait a minute. 1295 00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:33,076 Let me tell you something, you coward, Bret Hart. 1296 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,746 Don't think that you're gonna get off easy. 1297 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:38,948 Don't think that you're gonna leave here tonight 1298 00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:41,417 without getting your brains beat out. 1299 00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:43,820 [Heenan] He's gonna fight him. 1300 00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:46,990 Oh yeah, I guess you'd come down here and beat up a crippled man, huh? 1301 00:58:47,056 --> 00:58:49,125 You're a big shot. You're real tough. 1302 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,133 I'm gonna tell you something, Bret Hart. 1303 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,203 You're a hated man here in the World Wrestling Federation. 1304 00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:01,871 And back there, 1305 00:59:02,538 --> 00:59:05,575 all the other wrestlers came up to me and said, "King, 1306 00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:07,577 let me go out and take your place." 1307 00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:11,314 "Let me go out there and give that Bret Hart the beating he deserves." 1308 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:14,551 So, what I'm gonna do, 1309 00:59:15,318 --> 00:59:18,254 I'm gonna let somebody give you the beating you deserve. 1310 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:21,357 My self-appointed court jester, 1311 00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:22,825 Doink the Clown. 1312 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,294 [Heenan] Oh! 1313 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,462 -[Lawler] Come here, Doink! -["Doinkin Around" playing] 1314 00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:27,664 [Vince] What is this? 1315 00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:30,667 Doink the Clown… 1316 00:59:32,001 --> 00:59:33,169 [Heenan] He's got buckets! 1317 00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:36,439 There can only be one thing in those buckets, 1318 00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:38,508 and he hasn't been milking any cows. 1319 00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:43,846 [Vince] This is the biggest rip-off I've seen in a long time. 1320 00:59:43,913 --> 00:59:45,915 I didn't hear about any accident. 1321 00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:47,784 [Heenan] I was there, I saw it. 1322 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:50,820 I'll tell you in a moment. I'll tell you the whole story in a moment. 1323 00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:55,058 Oh, he's got water. He's got water. 1324 00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:57,193 [Vince] Doink the Clown, 1325 00:59:58,061 --> 00:59:59,162 the surrogate. 1326 01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:04,100 The court jester of "The King" Jerry Lawler is Doink the Clown. 1327 01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:07,503 With a cigar, has a bucket, and… 1328 01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:12,275 Throws confetti on some of the fans at ringside. 1329 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,944 You suck! You're stupid! 1330 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:19,182 [Vince] Doink the Clown having some fun right now. I doubt very seriously… 1331 01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:22,352 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Over there, the Hart brothers… 1332 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:23,519 [Heenan] More confetti. 1333 01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,755 [crowd] Oh! 1334 01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,858 [Vince] That was water… That was water, that wasn't confetti! 1335 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:33,896 Wait a minute! Bret Hart right there with Doink the Clown! 1336 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,999 Bret Hart hammering away on Doink the Clown. 1337 01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:37,734 [Heenan laughs] 1338 01:00:39,268 --> 01:00:42,572 [Vince] And look at this! The Harts wanna get in there! 1339 01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:44,440 He wants to get in there big-time! 1340 01:00:44,507 --> 01:00:46,843 Meanwhile, Bret Hart against Doink the Clown, 1341 01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,778 inside the squared circle. 1342 01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:50,313 Ref, you got a Burger King… 1343 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:53,082 [Heenan] Doink doesn't even have his jacket off! 1344 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,484 Come on, referee! 1345 01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:57,620 [Vince] Oh my! Clothesline, Doink the Clown to the outside! 1346 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,594 And look at this. On crutches, watching, 1347 01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:07,196 from his kingly perch. 1348 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:08,865 Jerry "The King" Lawler. 1349 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:12,735 Oh, look at this. Bret Hart out there with Doink the Clown, hammering away. 1350 01:01:12,802 --> 01:01:16,139 -Doink can't even get his jacket off. -[Heenan] Come on, referee, do something! 1351 01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:18,307 [Vince] Oh my! Clothesline, down goes Doink! 1352 01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:25,281 -Doink the Clown. Ooh, my! Forget it. -[Heenan] Oh my God! 1353 01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:27,650 [Vince] Oh my! Forget about it. 1354 01:01:30,253 --> 01:01:31,587 "The Hitman" Bret Hart, 1355 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,523 in a bad mood. 1356 01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:36,092 As you would suspect he would be. 1357 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:39,128 [Heenan] Wanna hear about Jerry Lawler? You want me to tell you what happened? 1358 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:41,531 He pulled off Interstate 75, 1359 01:01:41,597 --> 01:01:45,268 there was a fiery wreck, about 18, 19 cars. 1360 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:48,137 He crawled out of the wreckage, made it to a school bus, 1361 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:49,772 [tearfully] pulled 45 kids… 1362 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,175 -[Vince] He what? -[Heenan] And he's here. 1363 01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:53,342 He made it here. 1364 01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:56,646 And bought them hamburgers before he went to the match. 1365 01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:58,481 What a man Jerry Lawler is. 1366 01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,983 What a king. What a king. 1367 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:03,720 [Vince] What a coward. To the buckle, Doink the Clown. 1368 01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:05,354 Uh-oh. Doink the Clown. 1369 01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:07,056 Foot caught by "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1370 01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:09,659 Bret Hart has been waiting since June 13 1371 01:02:09,725 --> 01:02:12,595 for a matchup with Jerry "The King" Lawler. 1372 01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:15,698 You will recall, Bret Hart, June 13, the King of the Ring, 1373 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:19,535 this man became The King of the WWE. 1374 01:02:19,602 --> 01:02:24,540 Only to be attacked by Jerry Lawler during his coronation. 1375 01:02:27,043 --> 01:02:29,745 -[Heenan] Let me explain it-- -[Vince] Bret Hart earned the title-- 1376 01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:32,515 [Heenan] Oh, come on. Stifle it. 1377 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,518 Jerry "The King" Lawler was the king 1378 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,521 long before Bret Hart ever even thought about 1379 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,124 the four words, K-I-N-G. 1380 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,259 [Vince] From the top rope now, Doink the Clown! 1381 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:45,828 -Doink having his-- Oh! Oh! Oh! -[Heenan] Oh! 1382 01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:48,097 He's been de-Doinked. 1383 01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:52,435 [Vince] Bret Hart, with Doink the Clown! 1384 01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:54,904 Hauls him into the ring, look at this! 1385 01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:58,040 -Oh! -[Heenan] Ooh. 1386 01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:05,348 -[Vince] Jerry Lawler… -[Heenan] Ooh, right to the face. 1387 01:03:05,414 --> 01:03:07,650 [Vince] …not only attacking Bret Hart 1388 01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:10,820 on that fateful night at the King of the Ring, June 13, from there, 1389 01:03:10,887 --> 01:03:14,090 piledriving Owen Hart, the brother of The Hitman. 1390 01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:16,826 -Save a piece for that dirty Lawler. -Destroy him! 1391 01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:18,628 -[Vince] Yes, indeed. -Beat his brains in two! 1392 01:03:18,694 --> 01:03:20,329 [Heenan] They got dressed up to come here. 1393 01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:22,398 [Vince] Bruce and Owen Hart, 1394 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:23,566 extremely angry. 1395 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:26,969 As well as the whole family. 1396 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:28,104 I'd love to get my hands… 1397 01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:30,339 [Heenan] If Bret was your son, wouldn't you be angry? 1398 01:03:30,406 --> 01:03:31,274 [Vince] Stop it. 1399 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:34,043 Slugfest developing here. 1400 01:03:34,110 --> 01:03:36,012 Doink the Clown, considered one of the greats 1401 01:03:36,078 --> 01:03:38,548 in terms of technical skill here in the WWE, 1402 01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:40,383 regardless of the way the man is dressed. 1403 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:43,119 [Heenan] Oh, the man is a great technical wrestler. 1404 01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,588 On the mat, standing up, on the floor, 1405 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,657 any place you wanna go, he'll go with you. 1406 01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:49,458 [Vince] What's going on here? 1407 01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:51,961 [Heenan] Bret's cowarding, he's going back to the dressing room. 1408 01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:54,497 [Vince] He's going after The King. He's gonna go after The King! 1409 01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:56,232 [Heenan] A crippled, wounded man. 1410 01:04:00,136 --> 01:04:01,904 [Vince] From behind, look out! 1411 01:04:03,272 --> 01:04:04,173 Bret Hart. 1412 01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:07,710 He's… He's obsessed with… 1413 01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:09,212 with "The King" Jerry Lawler. 1414 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,949 Oh my. 1415 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,251 [Heenan] Even you call him The King, McMahon. 1416 01:04:15,318 --> 01:04:16,552 Okay! 1417 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:20,189 [Heenan] Did you know Stu Hart and Helen have never considered divorce? 1418 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,091 -[crowd] Go, Bret, go! -[Vince] Beg your pardon? 1419 01:04:22,158 --> 01:04:25,194 [Heenan] Did you know Stu Hart and Helen Hart have never considered divorce? 1420 01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:27,563 [Vince] Of course, they've been together for years. 1421 01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:30,933 [Heenan] That's not the reason. Nobody wanted custody of those ugly kids. 1422 01:04:33,803 --> 01:04:36,372 [Vince] You will recall, Stu and Helen Hart, the guests 1423 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:39,342 of the World Wrestling Federation… Ooh, my! 1424 01:04:39,408 --> 01:04:41,644 …on Monday Night Raw, July 26, 1425 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,347 only to be insulted by that man right there. 1426 01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:45,281 Massacre him! 1427 01:04:45,348 --> 01:04:46,282 Kill him! 1428 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:47,783 [Vince] Oh my. 1429 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,186 Strong language on the part 1430 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:52,488 of the self-professed "King" Jerry Lawler. 1431 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:54,590 [Heenan] He's excited, that happens at SummerSlam. 1432 01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:57,059 [Vince] I'm gonna say, this is a great matchup here with Doink, 1433 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,761 and "The Hitman" Bret Hart, nonetheless, 1434 01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:02,698 I personally am disappointed that Jerry Lawler is not in the ring. 1435 01:05:04,433 --> 01:05:06,502 Whether there was an accident or no accident. 1436 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,537 [Heenan] When he gets better, he'll be in the ring. 1437 01:05:09,138 --> 01:05:11,340 He's a competitor. He's here, isn't he? 1438 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,343 [Vince] I, for one, wait for that day 1439 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:17,513 when Jerry Lawler will get his from "The Hitman" Bret Hart 1440 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,582 or any members of the Hart family. 1441 01:05:20,516 --> 01:05:24,253 But right now, Doink is giving it to The Hitman. Oh no, look at that. 1442 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,888 Oh my goodness! 1443 01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:30,226 [Heenan] Jerry Lawler's been king for years. 1444 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,428 Bret Hart won the King of the Ring, 1445 01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:34,430 a great, great… 1446 01:05:34,497 --> 01:05:35,998 [Vince] And again. 1447 01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:38,567 [Heenan] …accomplishment. A great accomplishment, 1448 01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:42,638 but he never accomplished what Jerry "The King" Lawler has accomplished. 1449 01:05:45,741 --> 01:05:48,077 [Vince] Doink the Clown, who's anything but funny, 1450 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,680 hooks the leg here, one! No, and a kick out. 1451 01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:54,817 Doink the Clown and "The Hitman" Bret Hart 1452 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:57,987 having a go here with this capacity crowd at SummerSlam. 1453 01:05:58,054 --> 01:06:00,222 The Palace of Auburn Hills, suburban Detroit. 1454 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,858 [Heenan] What a better place for The King. 1455 01:06:02,925 --> 01:06:04,927 [Vince] Look at this! Submission hold here. 1456 01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:07,830 [Heenan] I heard him say yes. I heard him say yes. 1457 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:11,000 -[Vince] Yes? Who said yes? -[Heenan] Hart. Bret Hart said yes. 1458 01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:13,569 -[Vince] Yes to what? -[Heenan] "Do you give up?" He said "yes." 1459 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:15,871 I think he did. Ring the bell. 1460 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:17,173 Finkel, ring the bell. 1461 01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:18,841 [crowd chanting] Go, Bret, go! 1462 01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:20,776 [Heenan] Is Finkel smart enough to ring the bell? 1463 01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:23,312 [Vince] Bret Hart 1464 01:06:23,946 --> 01:06:25,781 has not submitted as of yet. 1465 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,850 Although, look at Doink, grinding it out. 1466 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,019 Tremendous pain on the neck and shoulder area. 1467 01:06:33,789 --> 01:06:35,324 What a matchup thus far. 1468 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:36,959 Both men back to their feet now. 1469 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,796 Both men, perhaps evenly matched in the scientific department. 1470 01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:41,731 Look out! 1471 01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:45,434 Perhaps Doink the Clown a bit more of the aggressor. 1472 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:49,004 [Heenan] Well, they're both the same size, they have great knowledge of wrestling. 1473 01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:52,908 Speed is about the same, I'm gonna have to give it to Doink. 1474 01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:54,610 I'm gonna have to go with Doink. 1475 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,680 -[Vince] What are you gonna give him? -[Heenan] Why would I go with Doink? 1476 01:06:57,747 --> 01:07:00,082 [Vince] You said you'd give it to him. Two, and a kick out. 1477 01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:01,584 [Heenan] I'll go with the victory. 1478 01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:03,719 [Vince] The Hitman's gonna give it to Doink. 1479 01:07:03,786 --> 01:07:06,989 [Heenan] I don't mean that. Well, you're confusing as heck. 1480 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:08,224 [Vince] Look at this. 1481 01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:09,759 Doink the Clown, handful of hair… 1482 01:07:09,825 --> 01:07:12,695 Wait a minute, submission hold coming here, Stump Puller! 1483 01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:14,530 That should do it. Yes. 1484 01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:17,133 That… I think Bret Hart just said… 1485 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:19,835 I can't tell. His hands are up. 1486 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:21,337 A very, very, very… 1487 01:07:21,404 --> 01:07:23,072 Wait, Doink has his hand on the rope! 1488 01:07:23,139 --> 01:07:26,208 -[Heenan] That's okay, that's for balance. -[Vince] Look up, ref! Look up! 1489 01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:27,510 Bret Hart has to submit. 1490 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:30,246 This is a very, very, very painful hold! 1491 01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:32,782 Doink applying pressure. 1492 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:35,317 And, yes, break it. Come on, ref, break it. 1493 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:36,786 Well, that's one way to break it. 1494 01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:38,788 [Heenan] That's one way to get your neck broke too. 1495 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:44,193 [ref] Stay off the ropes! 1496 01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:46,062 [Vince] Doink the Clown, 1497 01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:49,331 jamming a foot to the facial area. 1498 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:52,435 Flattened left foot in the face of "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1499 01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:55,738 What a travesty this is. Bret Hart has prepared 1500 01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:59,175 since June 13 for this one night here at SummerSlam, 1501 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:01,977 only not to face "The King" Jerry Lawler 1502 01:08:02,044 --> 01:08:04,413 but to face this evil clown Doink. 1503 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,817 And when you've trained, when you have your strategy set for one individual, 1504 01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:09,785 there's no way you can change it as quickly, 1505 01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:12,788 as Bret Hart would have to change it to be successful here with Doink. 1506 01:08:12,855 --> 01:08:14,623 Doink on the top rope now! 1507 01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,994 Doink the Clown, 1508 01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:21,430 yeah… Oh, oh, oh! 1509 01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:23,399 [Heenan] Whoa! 1510 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,836 [Vince] Now, that's funny, Bobby Heenan. 1511 01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:28,137 [Heenan] That's not funny. 1512 01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:33,008 [Vince] Doink the Clown, with hamstring problems, 1513 01:08:33,075 --> 01:08:36,345 and now The Hitman with one hard right hand, knocks him down. 1514 01:08:36,412 --> 01:08:38,080 Back up. And another one. 1515 01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:42,551 [Heenan] Well, he won't be riding a unicycle tomorrow. 1516 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:45,454 [Vince] And Bret Hart, with Doink the Clown, trying to set him up now, 1517 01:08:45,521 --> 01:08:48,691 coming off the rope, and lands the right hand to the midsection. 1518 01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:51,560 Bret Hart, yes! Snaps the neck right back. 1519 01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:53,295 -[Heenan] Oh no! -[Vince] Neckbreaker. 1520 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:55,931 -[Heenan] He could have had him there. -[Vince] What? 1521 01:08:55,998 --> 01:08:57,533 [Heenan] Hart may have had him there. 1522 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,568 [Vince] Bret Hart perched on the top. 1523 01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:02,271 Bret Hart, down with the elbow! 1524 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:03,472 That could do it! 1525 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:06,509 [Heenan] He's wasting too much time. 1526 01:09:06,575 --> 01:09:10,045 [Vince] Will we see it? Will we see the Sharpshooter? 1527 01:09:10,112 --> 01:09:11,313 Is it coming? 1528 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,517 Or will Doink the Clown counter the maneuver? 1529 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:17,086 If anyone can counter the Sharpshooter, it's Doink. 1530 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,054 [Heenan] No, no, no! 1531 01:09:19,121 --> 01:09:21,123 [Vince] Bret Hart cinches in, will he turn him over? 1532 01:09:21,190 --> 01:09:23,192 Yes, he turns him over, that'll do it. 1533 01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:25,895 -That will do it. -[Heenan] Gotta be another Doink here. 1534 01:09:25,961 --> 01:09:28,497 [Vince] Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Jerry Lawler… 1535 01:09:29,765 --> 01:09:32,368 Wait just a moment. There's nothing wrong with the knee. 1536 01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:34,069 There's nothing wrong with Jerry Lawler. 1537 01:09:34,136 --> 01:09:35,838 Look, he's not using that crutch. 1538 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:38,240 [Heenan] It's a miracle! It's a miracle! 1539 01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:39,742 He can walk! 1540 01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:43,612 [Vince] Jerry Lawler broke that crutch in half on Bret Hart. 1541 01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:44,880 Can you believe this? 1542 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:52,021 Bret's brothers have gone bonkers, you can't blame them! 1543 01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:55,958 Jerry Hart perpetrated a fraud. 1544 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,893 He perpetrated a fraud 1545 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,095 on the public. Look at this. 1546 01:10:00,162 --> 01:10:02,031 [Heenan] Talk about family feud. 1547 01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,766 The whole Hart family wants in this. 1548 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,869 [Vince] What would Jerry Lawler do? 1549 01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:08,571 How far would he stoop? 1550 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:13,008 [Heenan] Well, McMahon, that there standing 1551 01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:17,546 is The King of the World Wrestling Federation. 1552 01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:21,150 [Vince] What a rip-off this has been! 1553 01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:24,820 I've never seen a rip-off like this ever. 1554 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:27,022 There's not a thing wrong with Jerry Lawler. 1555 01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:28,324 Not a thing! 1556 01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,593 Bringing in Doink to do the damage. 1557 01:10:30,659 --> 01:10:31,694 Look at this. 1558 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,762 [crowd boos] 1559 01:10:33,829 --> 01:10:35,564 [Heenan] Talk about an achy-breaky heart! 1560 01:10:36,131 --> 01:10:39,001 [Vince] Talk about a fraud, that's what we've seen here. 1561 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,303 And what did Bret Hart get for his trouble? 1562 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:44,440 [Heenan] Nothing. 1563 01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,909 Nothing. Go talk to your two ugly brothers. 1564 01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:50,012 [Vince] Wait, wait, wait, there's Jack Tunney, President of the WWE. 1565 01:10:52,281 --> 01:10:55,217 -No, no, no. -People paid to see you wrestle Bret Hart. 1566 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,387 [Vince] Wait a minute, Jack Tunney 1567 01:10:58,454 --> 01:11:00,222 is having words with Jerry Lawler. 1568 01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:04,493 They paid to see you wrestle Hart. 1569 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:07,429 -They did not pay to see Doink! -No! That's not true. 1570 01:11:07,496 --> 01:11:08,330 [Vince] I think… 1571 01:11:08,897 --> 01:11:09,732 I think… 1572 01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:13,502 Wait a minute, Bret Hart is coming… 1573 01:11:13,569 --> 01:11:15,104 Bret Hart is coming for Lawler! 1574 01:11:15,170 --> 01:11:17,740 [Heenan] This isn't over. This is not over. 1575 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,308 [Vince] This is unbelievable! 1576 01:11:23,579 --> 01:11:26,148 I believe they're ushering Lawler back to the ring. 1577 01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:28,317 Meanwhile, Bret Hart is coming out to Lawler! 1578 01:11:29,151 --> 01:11:31,754 [Heenan] Did Jack Tunney force him to go back into the ring? 1579 01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,891 [Vince] Jack Tunney is on his way to ringside. 1580 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:42,731 Jack Tunney is having a conversation with the ring announcer Howard Finkel. 1581 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:44,667 We're gonna get some instruction here. 1582 01:11:46,902 --> 01:11:50,339 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. 1583 01:11:50,406 --> 01:11:51,940 I have just been told 1584 01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:55,044 by World Wrestling Federation President Jack Tunney 1585 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:58,981 that if Jerry "The King" Lawler does not come back 1586 01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:02,451 -into the ring to wrestle Bret Hart… -[Heenan] Oh no. 1587 01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:06,922 [Finkel] …he will be banned from the World Wrestling Federation 1588 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,357 for life! 1589 01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:09,825 [crowd goes wild] 1590 01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:11,260 [Vince] Wait a minute! 1591 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,696 Look out, they're not in the ring at all! 1592 01:12:13,762 --> 01:12:16,598 Look at that right hand! Series of them now by Bret Hart. 1593 01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,336 Jerry Lawler forced to the ring 1594 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,538 by WWE President Jack Tunney. 1595 01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:23,939 [Heenan] Come on, King! 1596 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,075 [Vince] Look, ref! Look what's happening here! 1597 01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:28,711 [Heenan] …broken kneecap with a shattered thigh 1598 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:31,547 and a ripped clavicle around the ankle part. 1599 01:12:31,613 --> 01:12:32,481 [Vince] Oh! 1600 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:37,486 Jerry Lawler, into the ring 1601 01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:39,254 the hard way. 1602 01:12:39,321 --> 01:12:41,357 -Jerry Lawler, forced to fast… -[bell rings] 1603 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,759 [Vince] …face, rather, "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1604 01:12:43,826 --> 01:12:45,627 And the match is officially under way. 1605 01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:49,431 [Heenan] Every punch is gonna be for his mother, 1606 01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:52,368 for his father, for all the brothers and sisters. 1607 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,236 This isn't fair. 1608 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,872 [ref] One, two, three. 1609 01:12:56,939 --> 01:13:00,342 [Vince] Now then, this is the match everyone paid to see. 1610 01:13:00,409 --> 01:13:02,845 Look at this! What a right hand that was. 1611 01:13:03,846 --> 01:13:07,049 [Heenan] Come on, King! Come on, Jerry! 1612 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:10,619 [Vince] This for the undisputed moniker 1613 01:13:10,686 --> 01:13:13,822 of King of the World Wrestling Federation. 1614 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:18,694 [Heenan] Bret doesn't care if he wins this match. 1615 01:13:18,761 --> 01:13:20,629 He wants to smash his melon. 1616 01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:23,565 He wants to beat him up for his mommy and daddy 1617 01:13:23,632 --> 01:13:26,502 and his two ugly-looking brothers at ringside. 1618 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,937 And the 64 other brothers he's got at home. 1619 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:34,743 [Vince] Jerry Lawler having his problems with "The Hitman" Bret Hart 1620 01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:36,645 as you might have suspected he would. 1621 01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:39,681 What a sham. What a sham on the part of Lawler! 1622 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,751 That fraud he tried to get away with and almost got away with it. 1623 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:45,087 [Heenan] I hope Lawler gets his hands on Jack Tunney 1624 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,989 and just strangles him. 1625 01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:48,824 The Excellence of Execution. 1626 01:13:48,891 --> 01:13:51,193 [Vince] Owen Hart out there with his brother Bruce. 1627 01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:55,297 Jerry Lawler, trying to get himself together. 1628 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,299 -Wait a minute, the crutch! -[crowd cheers] 1629 01:13:57,366 --> 01:14:00,202 -[Vince] Unbelievable. -[Heenan] That's disqualification there. 1630 01:14:01,336 --> 01:14:02,337 Come on, ref. 1631 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:04,973 And he hit him from behind! 1632 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,442 He hit him in the back! 1633 01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:09,845 The worst, most cowardly move I could think of! 1634 01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:12,181 [Vince] The official allowing a lot of latitude, 1635 01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:16,018 a lot of bending, if not outright breaking the rules here. 1636 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:20,189 Bret Hart said this match would not look pretty, 1637 01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:21,824 and it does not, indeed. 1638 01:14:23,258 --> 01:14:26,328 Lawler with the crutches, jamming it back into "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1639 01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:28,130 Oh my goodness, look at that. 1640 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:32,267 [Heenan] I don't think Bobby Bonds could make a hit that good. 1641 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,671 [Vince] Maybe this is the Rest in Peace match. 1642 01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,806 We thought… Wait a minute. Look at that. 1643 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:42,544 Lawler over there with Owen and… Owen and Bruce Hart. 1644 01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:46,315 Jerry Lawler obviously hates the Hart family, 1645 01:14:46,381 --> 01:14:48,317 at the top of the list, "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1646 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:50,385 -[Heenan] Well, who don't? -[Vince] Look at this! 1647 01:14:51,587 --> 01:14:52,487 [Heenan] Get the hand! 1648 01:14:52,554 --> 01:14:56,391 [Vince] I've never seen anything like this in the WWE ever. Never! 1649 01:14:57,292 --> 01:15:01,129 Get over there. Where's the referee? The referee over with the Hart family. 1650 01:15:01,196 --> 01:15:02,698 Meanwhile, Bret Hart 1651 01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:06,301 is being destroyed by Jerry Lawler. 1652 01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:10,739 -[Heenan] Come on, King! -[Vince] Sure. 1653 01:15:10,806 --> 01:15:12,441 Look at his hands, as if nothing happened. 1654 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,743 [Heenan] After what this man has been through today, 1655 01:15:14,810 --> 01:15:17,546 to go out and even have to fight for his life… 1656 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:20,315 [Vince] What do you mean, "been through"? Been through what? 1657 01:15:20,382 --> 01:15:22,417 [Heenan] Well, that fiery accident. 1658 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:25,654 [Vince] You're not gonna give me that fiery accident bull, are you, again? 1659 01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:29,091 Jerry Lawler's been through nothing. 1660 01:15:29,157 --> 01:15:31,193 -[Heenan] But Bret Hart… -Shut up! 1661 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,228 [Vince] That was a hoax, that was a fraud. 1662 01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:35,197 And unfortunately, "The Hitman" Bret Hart 1663 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:36,865 after having faced Doink, 1664 01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:40,335 after Doink has taken so much out of "The Hitman" Bret Hart, 1665 01:15:40,402 --> 01:15:42,671 he's easy pickings now for Jerry Lawler. 1666 01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:45,007 Oh no. 1667 01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:47,075 Look at this. Doink the Clown, 1668 01:15:47,142 --> 01:15:49,811 earlier on, you saw him attacking the legs… 1669 01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:51,480 Wait a minute, what's Lawler gonna do? 1670 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:53,615 Oh no! 1671 01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:58,086 [Heenan, in shrill voice] No! What's gonna happen to Bret-- 1672 01:15:58,153 --> 01:15:59,688 [Vince] Stop it, Bobby Heenan. 1673 01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:01,056 [Heenan laughs] 1674 01:16:01,990 --> 01:16:05,060 [indistinct crowd chattering] 1675 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:08,163 [Vince] You're witnessing a first in the World Wrestling Federation, for sure. 1676 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:11,333 I've never seen anything like this in my life. Never. 1677 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,037 Oh come on, ref. Please. 1678 01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:17,940 We need more than one official in this matchup! 1679 01:16:19,007 --> 01:16:21,410 Jerry Lawler with part of the crutch 1680 01:16:21,476 --> 01:16:23,211 on the blind side of the official. 1681 01:16:23,278 --> 01:16:24,479 The Hart brothers… 1682 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,783 The Hart brothers are over by the… 1683 01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:31,853 Jerry Lawler pointing out the Hart brothers to the official. 1684 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,523 Jerry Lawler jams the crutch into the throat area. 1685 01:16:35,724 --> 01:16:37,492 -Can you see that, ref? -Look! 1686 01:16:38,193 --> 01:16:39,761 [Heenan] Nice-looking clothes, huh? 1687 01:16:39,828 --> 01:16:42,531 [Vince] Jerry Lawler will stoop to anything. 1688 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,498 [Heenan] Anything. 1689 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,201 [ref] …anymore. No more. 1690 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:48,303 [Heenan] Well, he has to. He has to. 1691 01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:50,639 He's in the ring with Bret "The Hitman" Hart. 1692 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:52,975 He's got two Hart brothers at ringside. 1693 01:16:53,041 --> 01:16:56,178 Who knows where those two ghouls are, Helen and Stu 1694 01:16:56,244 --> 01:16:58,413 and there's 18 or 20 other brothers 1695 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,916 and sisters could be roaming the building. 1696 01:17:00,983 --> 01:17:03,719 The King has to fight for his life. 1697 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,054 [Vince] Jerry Lawler with Bret Hart to the… Oh my goodness. 1698 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,023 Devastating maneuver by Jerry Lawler. 1699 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:11,326 Jerry Lawler sensing victory. 1700 01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:13,962 Look at the look on his face. Oh my. 1701 01:17:14,029 --> 01:17:15,364 [crowd booing] 1702 01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:16,431 Shut up! 1703 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,572 [Vince] I've never witnessed anything like this ever in the WWE. 1704 01:17:24,539 --> 01:17:27,509 Again, Bret Hart said this was not going to be 1705 01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:29,578 a scientific matchup at all. 1706 01:17:30,846 --> 01:17:33,482 He said this was not going to be pretty, and it's not. 1707 01:17:33,548 --> 01:17:35,450 [Heenan] It's time to go to school. 1708 01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:36,852 They're gonna go at it. 1709 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:39,321 [Vince] Lawler… 1710 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:41,556 [disgusted tone] …wants to shake hands after all of this? 1711 01:17:41,623 --> 01:17:43,659 Give me a break. Hard right hand. 1712 01:17:43,725 --> 01:17:45,494 And another. And another. 1713 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,262 And another. 1714 01:17:47,929 --> 01:17:50,565 Bret Hart, hammering away on Jerry Lawler. 1715 01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:53,435 -And Lawler almost dropped down. -[Heenan] Oh yes! 1716 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,071 -[Vince] And he's read… A headbutt. -[Heenan] We're ready. 1717 01:17:57,139 --> 01:17:59,341 [Vince] Lawler now, being set up for the ride, coming off, 1718 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:01,143 and back body drop. 1719 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,045 [crowd cheers] 1720 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,915 [Vince] Bret Hart, with "The King" Jerry Lawler, who may be a pauper 1721 01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:08,383 after this matchup is over. 1722 01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:11,586 The knee to the back area. 1723 01:18:11,653 --> 01:18:14,656 "The Hitman" Bret Hart with the cover, referee out of position. 1724 01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,792 One, two, and… That's all he gets. 1725 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,493 Wait a minute, I'm not too sure about that. 1726 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,495 [Heenan] Don't count, it was a one count. 1727 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:23,865 [Vince] I think Bret Hart was… And here it comes, the piledriver! 1728 01:18:27,169 --> 01:18:28,503 "The Hitman" Bret Hart! 1729 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:29,838 [Heenan] Get up, King! 1730 01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:33,742 [Vince] I think "The Hitman" Bret Hart was not out to beat Jerry Lawler. 1731 01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:34,643 [Heenan] No, no. 1732 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:37,713 [Vince] I think at this juncture, he's out to hurt him, and justifiably so. 1733 01:18:37,779 --> 01:18:39,347 Oh no, look at this. 1734 01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:42,517 [Heenan] A win here means nothing to Bret "The Hitman." 1735 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,753 He wants to tear The King apart. 1736 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,254 [crowd cheers] 1737 01:18:46,321 --> 01:18:48,990 [Heenan] Oh, he's giving it the thumbs-up or the thumbs-down? 1738 01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,694 They wanna see The King slaughtered. 1739 01:18:52,761 --> 01:18:55,497 [Vince] I've never seen so many thumbs down. 1740 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,898 [Heenan] Sharpshooter! 1741 01:18:59,668 --> 01:19:03,371 [Vince] If that leg wasn't hurt before, it's gonna be hurt right about now! 1742 01:19:03,438 --> 01:19:04,473 There it is! 1743 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,909 There's the Sharpshooter. "The King" Jerry Lawler. 1744 01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:09,478 [Heenan] No, no, no! 1745 01:19:09,544 --> 01:19:11,246 [Vince] On the receiving end, yes! 1746 01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:12,314 [Heenan] Don't give up! 1747 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:16,618 -Come on, Jerry. Oh my God! -[bell rings] 1748 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:18,687 [crowd cheers] 1749 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:20,922 [Heenan] Break it! Come on, ref! 1750 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:25,527 [Vince] "The Hitman" Bret Hart victorious. 1751 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:29,231 -[bell rings] -[Vince] Over Jerry "The King" Lawler! 1752 01:19:29,798 --> 01:19:32,768 [Heenan] Come on, ref! Break the hold. Get him off him. 1753 01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:35,403 [Vince] "The Hitman" Bret Hart. 1754 01:19:36,204 --> 01:19:37,339 [bell rings] 1755 01:19:38,306 --> 01:19:39,708 [Heenan] He's not letting go of it! 1756 01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:42,511 Come on, let's get somebody. 1757 01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:44,479 [Vince] Look at this, they can't get him off. 1758 01:19:44,546 --> 01:19:46,748 [Heenan] Where are you, Tunney, when you were here before? 1759 01:19:46,815 --> 01:19:48,383 Get out here now and stop this! 1760 01:19:49,251 --> 01:19:51,820 [Vince] Jerry Lawler has already surrendered, and… 1761 01:19:53,321 --> 01:19:56,658 And the officials are trying to get "The Hitman" Bret off. 1762 01:19:56,725 --> 01:19:59,594 Pleading… They're pleading with Bret Hart 1763 01:19:59,661 --> 01:20:00,962 to release the hold. 1764 01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:03,064 [Heenan] Don't plead with him! Dictate to him! 1765 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,800 You're law and order in there! 1766 01:20:04,866 --> 01:20:07,235 You tell him what you need. Get him off him. 1767 01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:11,306 [Vince] Oh, look at this. This, again… 1768 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:12,707 [Heenan] Three officials. 1769 01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:14,810 [Vince] This is not pretty. No, it's not. 1770 01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:18,480 [Heenan] He's trying to break his back, and he's trying to break his legs. 1771 01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:20,582 -This is horrible. -[Vince] Jerry Lawler! 1772 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:23,919 [Heenan] Four. Four officials are in the ring right now. 1773 01:20:23,985 --> 01:20:26,021 [Vince] And perhaps a bit of poetic justice 1774 01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:29,624 for Jerry "The King" Lawler, who claimed his leg was mangled 1775 01:20:29,691 --> 01:20:32,093 from an automobile accident before the matchup. 1776 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,863 It may be mangled as a result of this! 1777 01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:41,736 I can't get over the fact that "The Hitman" Bret Hart will not let go. 1778 01:20:41,803 --> 01:20:43,738 He will not let go! 1779 01:20:43,805 --> 01:20:45,674 This is not just for a match, 1780 01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:48,443 this is not just for honors as to who is The King of The Ring, 1781 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,979 this is for his family, Bobby Heenan. 1782 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:53,114 This is for all those insults, 1783 01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:56,184 all those insults hurled at his mom and dad. 1784 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,420 [Heenan] Don't pat him on the back! 1785 01:20:58,486 --> 01:21:01,323 Don't tell him to break it! Knock him on his butt! 1786 01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:04,492 Get him off him! That's "The King" Jerry Lawler there. 1787 01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:06,795 -Get The Hitman off him! -Bret, break his legs! 1788 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,964 [Heenan] Oh, shut your mouth, you punk. 1789 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:12,434 [Vince] Officials of the WWE 1790 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:14,736 jam-packing the ring here. 1791 01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:18,874 [Heenan] Get him off him! Use physical force, damn it! 1792 01:21:19,407 --> 01:21:23,411 [Vince] This is the first ever we've ever seen anything like this. 1793 01:21:24,746 --> 01:21:25,714 [Heenan] Come on! 1794 01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:29,751 It looks like they don't want him to let go. 1795 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:33,755 They don't care about The King. They're allowing him to do that! 1796 01:21:33,822 --> 01:21:35,790 [Vince] The officials pleading with Bret Hart, 1797 01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:37,859 trying to pull him out of this leg lock, 1798 01:21:37,926 --> 01:21:39,861 the Sharpshooter applied! 1799 01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:43,131 [Heenan] Pleading, my butt. They could get him off if they wanted to. 1800 01:21:43,198 --> 01:21:46,067 There's 20 guys in there. Pull him off! 1801 01:21:46,134 --> 01:21:47,636 [Vince] "Hitman" Bret Hart, 1802 01:21:47,702 --> 01:21:50,338 unquestionably trying to permanently damage 1803 01:21:51,006 --> 01:21:52,173 Jerry Lawler. 1804 01:21:53,008 --> 01:21:54,843 [Heenan] They're letting him do it! 1805 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:58,446 The WWE officials are allowing it to happen! 1806 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:01,082 [Vince] Wait a minute, Owen Hart, 1807 01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:03,518 out of his seat, Bruce Hart is in the ring. 1808 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:08,490 [Heenan] They're standing there with their hands in their pockets! 1809 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:10,725 Do something! 1810 01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,494 [Vince] Oh… 1811 01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:16,097 There's a melee here, there's… They're arguing. 1812 01:22:16,665 --> 01:22:18,466 [Heenan] They're arguing with Owen Hart! 1813 01:22:18,533 --> 01:22:20,502 Who cares about Owen Hart? 1814 01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:22,570 Get Bret Hart off The King! 1815 01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:27,175 [Vince] Look at this! 1816 01:22:28,143 --> 01:22:31,413 And still… Oh, finally. Bret Hart releases the hold. 1817 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:34,616 [Heenan, sarcastically] Oh, how sportsmanlike. 1818 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:35,717 [crowd cheers] 1819 01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:39,220 [Vince] Discussions going on with the official, 1820 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:41,389 the referee's on the outside of the ring. 1821 01:22:41,456 --> 01:22:44,225 [Heenan] There could be some permanent damage done. 1822 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:48,496 [Finkel] The referee has reversed his initial decision. 1823 01:22:48,563 --> 01:22:53,868 As a result of Bret Hart's refusing the official's instructions 1824 01:22:53,935 --> 01:22:55,737 to release the Sharpshooter. 1825 01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:57,439 [Heenan] Who's The King, McMahon? 1826 01:22:57,505 --> 01:23:00,575 [Finkel] …as a result of a disqualification, 1827 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:02,077 the winner of this bout 1828 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:09,150 and undisputed King of the World Wrestling Federation, 1829 01:23:09,217 --> 01:23:12,454 Jerry "The King" Lawler! 1830 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:13,989 [Heenan] Oh yeah! 1831 01:23:14,055 --> 01:23:18,893 Who is the undisputed King of the World Wrestling Federation? 1832 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:21,329 Come on, tell me, audio lips. 1833 01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:25,200 [Vince] I can't believe, I can't believe 1834 01:23:26,468 --> 01:23:30,438 what we have heard. I can't believe what we have seen. 1835 01:23:32,140 --> 01:23:34,142 [Heenan] Who is The King, McMahon, 1836 01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,244 of the World Wrestling Federation? 1837 01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:37,312 The undisputed King? 1838 01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:39,948 If you won't say it, I will. 1839 01:23:40,014 --> 01:23:41,750 It's Jerry "The King" Lawler. 1840 01:23:42,784 --> 01:23:46,388 Bret Hart, his two ugly siblings-- 1841 01:23:46,454 --> 01:23:49,958 [Vince] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bret Hart right back at it! 1842 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,926 Look at him attacking Jerry Lawler! 1843 01:23:51,993 --> 01:23:52,994 [crowd cheering] 1844 01:23:53,061 --> 01:23:55,997 [Heenan] This is never gonna end. This will never end. 1845 01:23:57,399 --> 01:23:58,933 Until one of them is out. 1846 01:23:59,567 --> 01:24:02,237 One of them is out of the WWE for good. 1847 01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:03,605 Physically. 1848 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:06,408 [Vince] Lawler… Wait a minute, look at Bruce Hart! 1849 01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:09,244 That's Bruce Hart trying to get to Jerry Lawler! 1850 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:10,745 He's trying to get to him! 1851 01:24:10,812 --> 01:24:12,380 I can't believe this! 1852 01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:15,050 And Owen Hart nails "The King" Jerry Lawler. 1853 01:24:15,116 --> 01:24:17,585 [Heenan] What a bunch of morons this family is. 1854 01:24:20,021 --> 01:24:23,491 [Vince] Look at that! Lawler holds his hand up in victory. 1855 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:25,994 [Heenan] Help save The King! 1856 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:27,862 -[Vince] Jerry Lawler. -[Heenan] Look at that. 1857 01:24:27,929 --> 01:24:31,666 [Vince] The undisputed King of the WWE. 1858 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,368 [Heenan] Help save The King! 1859 01:24:34,602 --> 01:24:36,604 [Vince] I can't believe it. 1860 01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:39,374 I can't believe what we have seen. 1861 01:24:40,475 --> 01:24:45,113 What a melee the likes of which we have never, ever seen. 1862 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:47,182 ["Hart Attack" playing] 1863 01:24:48,716 --> 01:24:50,885 [Vince] Now there's the real King for you. 1864 01:24:53,988 --> 01:24:56,624 [Heenan] Well, it only took three Harts, 1865 01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:59,694 an entourage of 20 WWE officials, 1866 01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:01,129 seven referees… 1867 01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:03,131 -[Vince] Many of you… -[Heenan] And a crutch. 1868 01:25:15,643 --> 01:25:18,746 [Vince] Ludvig Borga arrived on the scene. 1869 01:25:18,813 --> 01:25:22,183 Ludvig Borga earlier today had some rather salient comments 1870 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:24,552 as it relates to America and Detroit. 1871 01:25:28,623 --> 01:25:31,626 I'm gonna show you all exactly 1872 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:35,330 what Lex Luger is gonna try to win, 1873 01:25:35,396 --> 01:25:38,433 the World Wrestling Federation Championship. 1874 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:43,204 Right here in the middle of the American Dream. 1875 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:45,773 Well, keep on dreaming, Lex Luger, 1876 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:49,644 because if this is what you stand up for, 1877 01:25:49,711 --> 01:25:52,847 if this is what you're proud of, 1878 01:25:52,914 --> 01:25:57,585 these crumbling buildings, this filth, this pollution. 1879 01:25:57,652 --> 01:26:01,556 And I bet The Lex Express never stopped here 1880 01:26:01,623 --> 01:26:03,424 on its way to SummerSlam. 1881 01:26:04,025 --> 01:26:05,393 So, Lex Luger, 1882 01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:07,762 look at this. 1883 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,697 This building is crumbling 1884 01:26:09,764 --> 01:26:11,533 like America is crumbling. 1885 01:26:11,599 --> 01:26:14,469 Because you American high school dropouts 1886 01:26:14,536 --> 01:26:16,604 are signing this country away 1887 01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:19,507 welfare check by welfare check. 1888 01:26:19,574 --> 01:26:22,477 And you people call this 1889 01:26:22,544 --> 01:26:25,914 the land of opportunities? 1890 01:26:25,980 --> 01:26:29,117 Well, I'm gonna take my opportunity 1891 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:33,755 to show all you so-called American wrestlers, 1892 01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:38,126 and Marty Jannetty, tonight at SummerSlam, 1893 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:42,030 what Ludvig Borga is all about. 1894 01:26:44,299 --> 01:26:45,266 [bell rings] 1895 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:46,768 ["Rock Out" playing] 1896 01:26:46,834 --> 01:26:47,669 [Vince] Ludvig Borga. 1897 01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:51,639 [Finkel] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1898 01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:55,243 Coming down the aisle, from Columbus, Georgia, 1899 01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:57,912 weighing 235 pounds, 1900 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:01,516 Marty Jannetty! 1901 01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:07,822 [Vince] One of the great competitors in the WWE, 1902 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,692 former Intercontinental Champion, Marty Jannetty. 1903 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,762 [Heenan] Well, he is a competitor, McMahon. 1904 01:27:14,829 --> 01:27:16,664 Former Intercontinental Champion, 1905 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,834 but let's see what's gonna happen with the man 1906 01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:24,005 who is undefeated in the World Wrestling Federation, 1907 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:26,074 Ludvig Borga. 1908 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,642 [Vince] Yes, but I remind you, 1909 01:27:27,709 --> 01:27:30,712 Marty Jannetty has been in the WWE for some time. 1910 01:27:30,778 --> 01:27:33,881 Ludvig Borga undefeated, yes, but here for two months. 1911 01:27:33,948 --> 01:27:35,617 Take a look at the monster. 1912 01:27:35,683 --> 01:27:38,319 [Finkel] …from Helsinki, Finland, 1913 01:27:38,386 --> 01:27:41,923 weighing 290 pounds, 1914 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:45,960 Ludvig Borga! 1915 01:27:46,027 --> 01:27:47,695 [Heenan] You know what this man can lift? 1916 01:27:49,430 --> 01:27:53,401 [Vince] Yeah, I know one thing he can do, he can leave! He can leave America. 1917 01:27:53,468 --> 01:27:55,803 If he doesn't like it, take off. 1918 01:27:57,205 --> 01:28:00,408 Ludvig Borga, a monster and a half. 1919 01:28:01,509 --> 01:28:04,379 Borga, stepping over the top, 1920 01:28:04,979 --> 01:28:07,148 ready to lock up with Marty Jannetty. 1921 01:28:09,217 --> 01:28:11,119 From Helsinki. 1922 01:28:11,185 --> 01:28:12,954 And perhaps it'll be here at SummerSlam 1923 01:28:13,021 --> 01:28:16,958 where Mr. Borga's undefeated streak comes to a brusque halt. 1924 01:28:19,394 --> 01:28:21,029 Wait a minute, wait a minute, Jannetty. 1925 01:28:21,596 --> 01:28:23,431 Jannetty… Oh, look at that. 1926 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:25,767 A shot to the ribs by Ludvig Borga, another one. 1927 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:29,470 Ludvig Borga, by the way, as a teenager, 1928 01:28:29,537 --> 01:28:32,840 was the European junior heavyweight boxing champion. 1929 01:28:32,907 --> 01:28:34,208 As a teenager! 1930 01:28:34,776 --> 01:28:37,779 Obviously, he has gained a great deal of strength and size 1931 01:28:37,845 --> 01:28:39,714 since that occasion. 1932 01:28:39,781 --> 01:28:41,349 Ludvig Borga, hammering away. 1933 01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:44,118 [Heenan] You know, you can take a 300-pound man, 1934 01:28:44,185 --> 01:28:48,222 you can have him deadlift 989 pounds, that's an accomplishment. 1935 01:28:48,289 --> 01:28:49,824 [Vince] Oh my goodness! 1936 01:28:49,891 --> 01:28:54,996 [Heenan] But when the man hates and has fury inside of him like this man, 1937 01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:59,033 and you put all the… Everything together in one package, 1938 01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:00,568 you're not gonna beat this man. 1939 01:29:01,936 --> 01:29:06,040 [Vince] Bobby Heenan, everyone can be defeated on any given day here in the WWE. 1940 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,043 [Heenan] Well, yeah, that is true, but… 1941 01:29:09,110 --> 01:29:10,078 I don't know, this guy… 1942 01:29:10,745 --> 01:29:12,080 This guy's something different. 1943 01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:13,948 [ref] Two, three! 1944 01:29:14,615 --> 01:29:17,785 [Vince] Marty Jannetty on the receiving end of those high knees to the ribs. 1945 01:29:19,454 --> 01:29:21,456 The official warning Ludvig Borga. 1946 01:29:23,157 --> 01:29:25,893 And Borga, thus far, pouring it on Marty Jannetty. 1947 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:26,961 Off the rope. 1948 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:29,430 Jan… Oh my! 1949 01:29:29,497 --> 01:29:31,499 [Heenan] And he punched him on the way down! 1950 01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:33,301 Wow! 1951 01:29:34,068 --> 01:29:35,136 Wow! 1952 01:29:35,803 --> 01:29:37,271 [Vince] That was impressive. 1953 01:29:37,338 --> 01:29:38,306 [Heenan] It was to me! 1954 01:29:40,174 --> 01:29:41,509 This is what it's all about. 1955 01:29:41,576 --> 01:29:43,878 [Vince] Now, if you're Marty Jannetty, Bobby Heenan, 1956 01:29:43,945 --> 01:29:45,913 what do you do in a match like this? 1957 01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:47,982 [Heenan] During instructions, you give up. 1958 01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:48,883 [Vince] Pardon? 1959 01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:50,818 [Heenan] If I was Jannetty, that's what I'd do. 1960 01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:52,286 …four! Break up. 1961 01:29:52,353 --> 01:29:53,821 [Heenan] Who'd wanna fight Borga? 1962 01:29:54,455 --> 01:29:55,523 [ref] Break the hold! 1963 01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:56,824 [Vince] Jannetty would. 1964 01:29:56,891 --> 01:29:59,727 Marty Jannetty… Oh my goodness, a right hand. 1965 01:30:00,294 --> 01:30:01,529 Jannetty, 1966 01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:04,499 former Intercontinental Champion, one of the great competitors. 1967 01:30:04,565 --> 01:30:07,535 There's another shot by Ludvig Borga. 1968 01:30:07,602 --> 01:30:10,972 [Heenan] When's the last time you had a nice Finnish Punch? 1969 01:30:11,038 --> 01:30:12,573 Not like Hawaiian Punch. 1970 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:13,975 -[Vince] I see. -[Heenan] Finnish Punch. 1971 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:15,810 [Heenan laughs] 1972 01:30:15,877 --> 01:30:16,944 Take the ribs out. 1973 01:30:17,011 --> 01:30:18,746 [Vince] You mentioned earlier, Borga, 1974 01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:22,416 the Scandinavian dead lift champion. 1975 01:30:22,483 --> 01:30:24,685 Lifting 989 pounds. 1976 01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:28,756 [Heenan] The power this man possesses. 1977 01:30:28,823 --> 01:30:32,059 What if you got all of his hatred running through your body, 1978 01:30:32,126 --> 01:30:34,796 and you're that strong? You can't be beat! 1979 01:30:35,429 --> 01:30:37,064 [Vince] Borga. Oh my, missing! 1980 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:40,735 Jannetty is an opportunist! 1981 01:30:40,802 --> 01:30:43,204 Marty Jannetty is an opportunist! 1982 01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:44,539 Oh well. 1983 01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:46,140 So is Ludvig Borga, I guess. 1984 01:30:46,207 --> 01:30:47,442 [Heenan] But not for long. 1985 01:30:48,876 --> 01:30:50,144 Tatanka, 1986 01:30:50,211 --> 01:30:53,815 the great American Indian star, 1987 01:30:53,881 --> 01:30:55,383 is undefeated, right? 1988 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,118 [Vince] Native American, yes, of course. 1989 01:30:57,718 --> 01:31:00,555 -[Heenan] So is Ludvig Borga. -[Vince] Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. 1990 01:31:00,621 --> 01:31:03,391 Tatanka has been undefeated for a long, long time. 1991 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,227 Ludvig Borga has been in the WWE for only two months. 1992 01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:09,397 Now grant you, Borga has made a tremendous impact in those two months, 1993 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,199 but there's no way you can compare the two. 1994 01:31:11,265 --> 01:31:12,967 [Heenan] You know how many pro fights he had? 1995 01:31:13,568 --> 01:31:15,703 In boxing? Forty-seven. 1996 01:31:15,770 --> 01:31:18,139 Forty-three by knockout, never lost. 1997 01:31:20,641 --> 01:31:21,776 [Vince] Ludvig Borga, 1998 01:31:23,411 --> 01:31:25,079 who does not respect… 1999 01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:26,013 [Heenan] Look at this. 2000 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,749 [Vince] …the athletes thus far here in the World Wrestling Federation. 2001 01:31:28,816 --> 01:31:33,120 -[Heenan] Blowing his horn on the guy. -[Vince] And does not respect America. 2002 01:31:33,688 --> 01:31:35,590 [Jannetty] Oh shit! God. 2003 01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:37,658 [Vince] Bear hug by the powerful Ludvig. 2004 01:31:40,528 --> 01:31:41,996 Borga, pouring it on. 2005 01:31:44,565 --> 01:31:47,535 [Heenan] Look at the size of the back on this man and the forearms! 2006 01:31:48,870 --> 01:31:50,171 He is put together. 2007 01:31:52,373 --> 01:31:55,376 [Vince] Punches having nothing behind them. 2008 01:31:55,443 --> 01:31:58,846 I don't know about that, Marty Jannetty trying to square him… 2009 01:31:58,913 --> 01:32:02,717 He's out of it now. Marty Jannetty scooping up… No, can't do it. 2010 01:32:02,783 --> 01:32:03,885 Hurt his back a bit. 2011 01:32:03,951 --> 01:32:06,487 -Oh, what a clothesline by Borga! -[Heenan] Ho-ho! 2012 01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:08,155 -Oh my goodness. -[Vince] Unbelievable. 2013 01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,392 [Heenan] That looks like the Zipper at a state fair. 2014 01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:14,362 You know the ride that goes around and no one ever survives? 2015 01:32:17,098 --> 01:32:18,633 [Vince] Ludvig Borga 2016 01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:22,503 hammering Marty Jannetty, now setting him up for perhaps more, 2017 01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:24,205 coming off the rope! 2018 01:32:24,272 --> 01:32:26,407 And will he get him? No. Oh, but he… 2019 01:32:26,474 --> 01:32:28,910 Look at that! Ludvig drove his hand into the canvas! 2020 01:32:28,976 --> 01:32:30,478 -A kick! -[Heenan] Whoa! 2021 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,547 [Vince] Marty Jannetty, finding the mark! 2022 01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:34,815 Marty Jannetty, with another one! 2023 01:32:37,018 --> 01:32:39,720 Marty Jannetty, trying to set up Ludvig, 2024 01:32:39,787 --> 01:32:41,556 high-risk maneuver coming at him! 2025 01:32:41,622 --> 01:32:43,357 -[Borga grunts] -[Vince] No, look at that. 2026 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:45,359 -Borga! -[Heenan] Oh! 2027 01:32:45,426 --> 01:32:47,194 [Vince] Catching Jannetty in midair. 2028 01:32:47,261 --> 01:32:48,396 [Heenan] What power. 2029 01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:52,533 -[speaking in Finnish] -[Vince] This is a monster. 2030 01:32:55,836 --> 01:32:58,205 -Ludvig Borga. -[Heenan] Wow. 2031 01:32:58,272 --> 01:33:00,474 You can see the hate in his eyes, can't you? 2032 01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:03,244 [Vince] And you could probably hear it if you understood Finnish. 2033 01:33:03,311 --> 01:33:05,079 -Oh, look at that. -[Heenan] I do. 2034 01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:06,447 I understand Finnish. 2035 01:33:06,514 --> 01:33:08,182 [Vince] Why don't you just keep it to yourself. 2036 01:33:09,150 --> 01:33:10,585 Ludvig Borga, 2037 01:33:10,651 --> 01:33:13,988 again, on the side, rabbit punches, jamming Marty Jannetty. 2038 01:33:14,055 --> 01:33:18,192 Uh-oh. And Jannetty goes up across big Ludvig Borga's back. 2039 01:33:18,926 --> 01:33:20,628 And I don't know if Marty Jannetty 2040 01:33:21,195 --> 01:33:23,197 can withstand this kind of punishment! 2041 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:26,634 Ludvig Borga, with Marty Jannetty across his back! 2042 01:33:27,468 --> 01:33:29,403 -And that's it. -[ref] Ring the bell, damn it! 2043 01:33:29,470 --> 01:33:30,504 [bell rings] 2044 01:33:31,672 --> 01:33:33,441 [Vince] Ludvig, with Jannetty… 2045 01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:37,044 [Heenan] That's the former Intercontinental Champion right there, 2046 01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:39,480 Marty Jannetty, that Borga just beat. 2047 01:33:39,547 --> 01:33:41,549 [Finnish National Anthem playing] 2048 01:33:42,316 --> 01:33:43,985 [Heenan] I'd like to see the replay of this. 2049 01:33:44,051 --> 01:33:46,053 I wanna show you the power of this man. 2050 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:49,290 I wanna show you what this man can do in the ring, look at this. 2051 01:33:49,357 --> 01:33:52,927 Here's 240-pound Marty Jannetty leaping in midair. 2052 01:33:52,994 --> 01:33:54,495 Borga catches him, 2053 01:33:54,562 --> 01:33:56,697 puts him exactly how he wants him, 2054 01:33:56,764 --> 01:33:59,133 and then drives him into the mat. 2055 01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,403 Ludvig Borga, oh yeah. 2056 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:04,605 [Vince] Ludvig Borga, victorious. 2057 01:34:04,672 --> 01:34:08,376 What a pay-per-view here in the World Wrestling Federation 2058 01:34:08,442 --> 01:34:10,011 SummerSlam is. 2059 01:34:10,077 --> 01:34:13,147 And speaking of pay-per-views, and the WWE… 2060 01:34:13,881 --> 01:34:17,251 [Okerlund] Thanksgiving eve, prepare yourself for a little stuffing. 2061 01:34:20,721 --> 01:34:23,090 And perhaps some squash. 2062 01:34:23,758 --> 01:34:25,493 The Survivor Series, 2063 01:34:25,559 --> 01:34:29,030 the Thanksgiving eve tradition America waits for. 2064 01:34:29,096 --> 01:34:30,631 Only on pay-per-view. 2065 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,936 There's no doubt, Bobby Heenan, we all are enjoying SummerSlam, 2066 01:34:36,003 --> 01:34:38,639 we do invite you to join us Thanksgiving eve 2067 01:34:38,706 --> 01:34:41,609 for the Thanksgiving pay-per-view tradition here in the WWE, 2068 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:42,877 Survivor Series. 2069 01:34:42,943 --> 01:34:44,512 It's not Thanksgiving night, right? 2070 01:34:44,578 --> 01:34:46,180 -Thanksgiving eve. -It's Thanksgiving eve. 2071 01:34:46,247 --> 01:34:47,982 The hottest pay-per-view going. 2072 01:34:48,049 --> 01:34:49,684 And don't be fooled, ladies and gentlemen, 2073 01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:52,319 by anything that comes close to the Survivor Series, 2074 01:34:52,386 --> 01:34:54,055 there is nothing coming close to it, 2075 01:34:54,121 --> 01:34:58,059 and this year, we will return to tag team elimination competition. 2076 01:34:58,125 --> 01:35:00,094 That's four men in there all at once. 2077 01:35:00,161 --> 01:35:02,129 Well, it's a tag team, it's eight men, really. 2078 01:35:02,196 --> 01:35:04,198 It could be three against one, two against two, 2079 01:35:04,265 --> 01:35:06,367 It could be… It could be anything, Bobby Heenan. 2080 01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:08,235 Well, one guy could be left against all four. 2081 01:35:08,302 --> 01:35:09,804 Then again, if you think about it, 2082 01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:11,839 if you have three guys in there against two guys, 2083 01:35:11,906 --> 01:35:15,342 well, then that's three against two. If you go two against two, that's even-- 2084 01:35:15,409 --> 01:35:16,944 It's exciting, ladies and gentlemen, 2085 01:35:17,011 --> 01:35:21,348 and it's the only pay-per-view worth waiting for Thanksgiving eve. 2086 01:35:21,415 --> 01:35:23,451 Let's go up now to Howard Finkel. 2087 01:35:23,517 --> 01:35:25,252 -You interrupted me. -[bell rings] 2088 01:35:25,319 --> 01:35:27,688 Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, 2089 01:35:27,755 --> 01:35:29,924 scheduled for one fall, 2090 01:35:29,990 --> 01:35:34,795 is the Rest in Peace match! 2091 01:35:34,862 --> 01:35:37,231 -[Vince] This is gonna be interesting. -The rules are simple. 2092 01:35:38,199 --> 01:35:40,868 -There will be no disqualification. -[Heenan] Oh no. 2093 01:35:40,935 --> 01:35:43,404 -[Finkel] There will be no count out. -[Heenan] Oh no. 2094 01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:48,275 [Finkel] But there will be a decisive winner. 2095 01:35:49,176 --> 01:35:51,312 [Vince] And just who will that winner be? 2096 01:35:51,378 --> 01:35:55,616 We are live, from The Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan. 2097 01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:57,752 This is SummerSlam. 2098 01:35:57,818 --> 01:36:00,287 This is The World Wrestling Federation! 2099 01:36:01,555 --> 01:36:05,259 [Heenan] And this is The Giant Gonzalez. 2100 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,997 [Finkel] …The Giant Gonzalez! 2101 01:36:11,365 --> 01:36:13,367 [Vince] The Giant Gonzalez, 2102 01:36:14,034 --> 01:36:15,870 managed by Harvey Wippleman. 2103 01:36:18,038 --> 01:36:20,841 Giant Gonzalez against The Undertaker. 2104 01:36:20,908 --> 01:36:23,410 Yes, someone will rest in peace 2105 01:36:23,477 --> 01:36:25,146 as a result of this matchup. 2106 01:36:25,212 --> 01:36:28,382 And there, in the clutches of Harvey Wippleman, 2107 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:31,118 the urn that Harvey was instrumental 2108 01:36:31,185 --> 01:36:33,254 in stealing from The Undertaker. 2109 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:36,257 [Heenan] No, no, no, he "urned" it. 2110 01:36:36,323 --> 01:36:38,092 [Vince] Oh, I see, yeah, right. 2111 01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:41,061 Harvey Wippleman, holding the power, if you would, 2112 01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:43,731 a source of power, for The Undertaker. 2113 01:36:45,466 --> 01:36:48,903 Look at the size of Giant Gonzalez. 2114 01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:50,671 Have you ever seen anything like it before? 2115 01:36:50,738 --> 01:36:53,474 [Heenan] No, I haven't. I mean, this man is awesome. 2116 01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:55,075 Look, he dwarfs everybody. 2117 01:36:55,142 --> 01:36:58,078 Well, dwarfing Finkel isn't a big accomplishment, you know, but… 2118 01:36:58,145 --> 01:37:00,047 The man's eight feet tall. 2119 01:37:00,114 --> 01:37:03,317 And he's a monster. A real monster. 2120 01:37:05,953 --> 01:37:07,688 [Vince] And now… 2121 01:37:07,755 --> 01:37:09,056 [crowd cheers] 2122 01:37:09,123 --> 01:37:10,191 [Heenan] See ya! 2123 01:37:10,257 --> 01:37:11,792 [Vince] What's going on? 2124 01:37:11,859 --> 01:37:13,861 ["Rest in Peace" playing] 2125 01:37:14,862 --> 01:37:18,899 [Finkel] His opponent, from Death Valley, 2126 01:37:18,966 --> 01:37:22,236 weighing 328 pounds… 2127 01:37:22,303 --> 01:37:26,540 [Vince] You can't even hear yourself think, much less talk! 2128 01:37:26,607 --> 01:37:29,143 This place is going bananas! 2129 01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:44,491 [Heenan] Wow. 2130 01:37:45,993 --> 01:37:48,996 [Vince] The Undertaker, towering above all! 2131 01:37:49,930 --> 01:37:51,632 Gliding to the ring. 2132 01:38:04,545 --> 01:38:06,213 The man in black. 2133 01:38:11,185 --> 01:38:14,521 [Heenan] I bet Johnny Cash has a picture of him in his wallet. 2134 01:38:20,194 --> 01:38:22,463 Is he something? Mm. 2135 01:38:23,130 --> 01:38:27,001 [Vince] The Undertaker giving new meaning to the term "awesome." 2136 01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,237 And, look, he's raising his hands. 2137 01:38:30,304 --> 01:38:32,706 And as he does, the lights come up! 2138 01:38:36,210 --> 01:38:37,378 [Heenan] How does he do that? 2139 01:38:38,312 --> 01:38:39,747 [Vince] The Undertaker! 2140 01:38:39,813 --> 01:38:41,315 [Heenan] It must be mirrors. 2141 01:38:42,182 --> 01:38:45,052 You notice? No Paul Bearer. 2142 01:38:46,754 --> 01:38:49,990 [Vince] Yes, indeed, we've noticed that for some time, Bobby Heenan. 2143 01:38:50,057 --> 01:38:53,994 And you can bet that The Undertaker will be noticing the urn 2144 01:38:54,061 --> 01:38:56,563 currently in the clutches of Harvey Wippleman. 2145 01:38:57,898 --> 01:38:59,133 But even without 2146 01:39:00,100 --> 01:39:04,071 the all-powerful urn, even without Paul Bearer at his side, 2147 01:39:04,138 --> 01:39:07,574 The Undertaker has cut a path through the WWE 2148 01:39:07,641 --> 01:39:10,911 the likes of which no one else has come close. 2149 01:39:10,978 --> 01:39:13,314 -Look at those eyes. -[Heenan] Ah, he's different, all right. 2150 01:39:14,448 --> 01:39:16,283 He looks like, uh, Thing. 2151 01:39:16,350 --> 01:39:17,551 [Vince] Look at this! 2152 01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:21,188 Undertaker wasting no time going to work on Giant Gonzalez! 2153 01:39:21,255 --> 01:39:24,992 Undertaker, with those karate thrusts to the throat area. 2154 01:39:25,059 --> 01:39:26,160 On and on, look at this! 2155 01:39:26,226 --> 01:39:29,163 [Heenan] This is a different Undertaker than you've seen before. 2156 01:39:29,229 --> 01:39:31,265 Usually, he stalks you, he takes his time. 2157 01:39:31,332 --> 01:39:33,500 He's taking it right to The Giant Gonzalez. 2158 01:39:36,904 --> 01:39:38,672 [Vince] Harvey Wippleman up there! 2159 01:39:38,739 --> 01:39:40,240 Distracting The Undertaker. 2160 01:39:40,307 --> 01:39:42,409 -[Heenan] Tell him, Harvey! -[Vince] Tell him what? 2161 01:39:42,476 --> 01:39:44,712 [Heenan] Get on his case. Harvey will knock you out. 2162 01:39:44,778 --> 01:39:46,246 [Vince] Oh yeah, sure. 2163 01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:47,448 Harvey Wippleman, 2164 01:39:47,514 --> 01:39:50,351 clutching on to the ring post, trying to distract The Undertaker. 2165 01:39:51,018 --> 01:39:53,721 Giant Gonzalez's spirit, at least… Oh, look at that. 2166 01:39:53,787 --> 01:39:57,024 Huge boot into the kisser of The Undertaker. And another one. 2167 01:39:58,025 --> 01:40:00,227 [Heenan] You know why The Undertaker moved towards Harvey. 2168 01:40:00,294 --> 01:40:02,796 Harvey owns the urn. He controls The Undertaker's life. 2169 01:40:02,863 --> 01:40:05,199 -[Vince] Headbutt! -[Heenan] And The Undertaker knows it. 2170 01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:09,136 [Vince] Giant Gonzalez with The Undertaker, 2171 01:40:09,203 --> 01:40:12,239 setting him up, coming off the ropes, and missing with a roundhouse. 2172 01:40:12,306 --> 01:40:15,709 Undertaker right back at him, clothesline, and Giant Gonzalez does not go down. 2173 01:40:16,276 --> 01:40:18,846 -[Heenan] He's still on his feet. -[Vince] Undertaker. Another one! 2174 01:40:19,580 --> 01:40:21,782 -Look at this. -[Heenan] This is a different Undertaker. 2175 01:40:23,650 --> 01:40:25,219 [Vince] And there is the urn. 2176 01:40:26,820 --> 01:40:27,721 Look at that. 2177 01:40:29,390 --> 01:40:32,059 Giant Gonza… Whoa, look at this! 2178 01:40:32,126 --> 01:40:35,496 [Heenan] You think when he gets his wake-up call, he rises up like that? 2179 01:40:35,562 --> 01:40:37,097 That's not a normal guy. 2180 01:40:37,164 --> 01:40:38,632 -He's not human. -[Vince] Indeed, not. 2181 01:40:38,699 --> 01:40:41,368 I'll grant you that as well. He's The Undertaker. 2182 01:40:41,435 --> 01:40:44,171 There's only one of a kind in the WWE like him. 2183 01:40:45,305 --> 01:40:48,208 Undertaker to the outside. Wait, Giant Gonzalez coming over the top. 2184 01:40:49,843 --> 01:40:52,479 Gonzalez and The Undertaker, outside. 2185 01:40:56,550 --> 01:40:58,919 Undertaker and Giant Gonzalez, 2186 01:40:58,986 --> 01:41:00,988 going at it. A rake to the face. 2187 01:41:01,054 --> 01:41:03,390 Undertaker and Gonzalez, what's gonna happen now? 2188 01:41:04,258 --> 01:41:06,727 -[ref] Hey. -[Vince] Undertaker, into the apron. 2189 01:41:07,361 --> 01:41:08,896 Gonzalez, knowing full well… 2190 01:41:08,962 --> 01:41:13,000 Oh my goodness! …facing a most unique individual here. 2191 01:41:14,101 --> 01:41:16,103 [Heenan] Can you imagine a man like The Undertaker… 2192 01:41:16,804 --> 01:41:18,539 [Vince] Wait a minute, look at this. 2193 01:41:18,605 --> 01:41:20,007 Hey, wait a minute. 2194 01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:20,941 [Heenan] Oh! 2195 01:41:21,008 --> 01:41:23,310 [Vince] There are no rules in this matchup! 2196 01:41:23,377 --> 01:41:24,745 There are no rules! 2197 01:41:25,579 --> 01:41:27,681 Oh! Did you hear that? 2198 01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:30,117 -Did you see that? -[Heenan] Huh? 2199 01:41:30,184 --> 01:41:32,453 Wow, I can't hear anything after that smash. 2200 01:41:32,519 --> 01:41:34,388 [yells in Spanish] 2201 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:39,293 [Vince] Giant Gonzalez… 2202 01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:44,465 ramming that chair into the back and the head 2203 01:41:45,299 --> 01:41:46,567 of The Undertaker. 2204 01:41:47,534 --> 01:41:50,637 Oh no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, look out! 2205 01:41:50,704 --> 01:41:51,705 Oh! 2206 01:41:53,841 --> 01:41:56,009 [Heenan] Well, I bet The Undertaker wishes he was 2207 01:41:56,076 --> 01:41:58,579 RIP-ing it. You know, resting in peace. 2208 01:41:59,780 --> 01:42:02,916 [Vince] After that, he just might be resting in peace. 2209 01:42:02,983 --> 01:42:04,585 [Heenan] Take one of those big dirt naps. 2210 01:42:06,053 --> 01:42:08,856 -You got him, Gonz. -[Vince] Wait a minute, look at this. 2211 01:42:08,922 --> 01:42:10,657 Undertaker, reaching out. 2212 01:42:11,792 --> 01:42:12,793 Undertaker. 2213 01:42:13,393 --> 01:42:14,761 [Heenan] What's he doing? 2214 01:42:14,828 --> 01:42:17,331 [Vince] I think he's getting it back together again. 2215 01:42:18,098 --> 01:42:20,100 Undertaker starting to move. 2216 01:42:20,834 --> 01:42:22,302 He's on his knees now. 2217 01:42:22,369 --> 01:42:23,804 [Heenan] He's not human. 2218 01:42:23,871 --> 01:42:27,641 [Vince] The Undertaker, after all that punishment on the outside by Giant… 2219 01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:28,709 No, he's back down. 2220 01:42:30,644 --> 01:42:33,013 And now, Gonzalez, back over. 2221 01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:34,414 Giant Gonzalez, 2222 01:42:35,849 --> 01:42:37,885 hammering away on the back of The Undertaker. 2223 01:42:41,054 --> 01:42:43,590 And The Undertaker, back in now. Giant Gonzalez, 2224 01:42:43,657 --> 01:42:44,892 taking it to him. 2225 01:42:45,492 --> 01:42:47,928 And again, this matchup, no disqualifications, 2226 01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:51,532 no count out, and look at this, Undertaker crawling to the urn. 2227 01:42:51,598 --> 01:42:54,468 -[Heenan] That's where his power lies. -[Vince] Trying to get to the urn. 2228 01:42:54,535 --> 01:42:56,036 Reaching for it! No. 2229 01:42:56,103 --> 01:42:58,972 [Heenan] It's like he's going for a tag partner. 2230 01:42:59,039 --> 01:43:00,107 Like he's going for help. 2231 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:03,277 Like he's going for the only thing that keeps him going in this world. 2232 01:43:04,444 --> 01:43:06,046 But he's not getting there, is he? 2233 01:43:06,113 --> 01:43:08,315 Because that urn is owned by Harvey Wippleman. 2234 01:43:08,949 --> 01:43:10,417 [Vince] It's owned by The Undertaker, 2235 01:43:10,484 --> 01:43:12,186 it's in the possession of Harvey Wippleman. 2236 01:43:12,252 --> 01:43:13,120 [Heenan] Same thing. 2237 01:43:14,488 --> 01:43:16,490 [Vince] Undertaker. Look at that. 2238 01:43:17,424 --> 01:43:19,359 That one blocked! Another one blocked! 2239 01:43:19,426 --> 01:43:22,296 A hard right hand by The Undertaker. Another uplifting chop! 2240 01:43:23,664 --> 01:43:25,566 Giant Gonzalez beginning to stagger a bit. 2241 01:43:25,632 --> 01:43:27,768 Undertaker going for the urn and almost got it. 2242 01:43:28,335 --> 01:43:30,938 [Heenan] And it's snatched away from him at the last moment. 2243 01:43:32,806 --> 01:43:34,641 [Wippleman] Not in this lifetime, daddy. 2244 01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:36,343 [Heenan] Wippleman and The Giant Gonzalez 2245 01:43:36,410 --> 01:43:38,679 have the psychological advantage in this match. 2246 01:43:38,745 --> 01:43:41,481 They also have the height advantage and the weight advantage. 2247 01:43:41,548 --> 01:43:42,916 There's no way they can lose. 2248 01:43:42,983 --> 01:43:44,618 [Vince] Take out, oh no. 2249 01:43:44,685 --> 01:43:47,354 Did you see the way Giant Gonzalez whipped him to the buckle? 2250 01:43:47,421 --> 01:43:49,423 [speaks in Spanish] 2251 01:43:49,489 --> 01:43:52,726 [Heenan] Bring out the silver bullet, the wooden stake and the garlic. 2252 01:43:52,793 --> 01:43:54,795 Take him home, Giant. 2253 01:43:54,861 --> 01:43:58,098 [Vince] And again, Undertaker, crawling. Crawling to the urn. 2254 01:43:58,932 --> 01:44:00,934 Trying to seek the power. 2255 01:44:01,001 --> 01:44:04,404 The power to defeat the eight-foot Giant Gonzalez. 2256 01:44:04,471 --> 01:44:06,840 And a lunge, but to no avail. 2257 01:44:06,907 --> 01:44:08,241 ["Rest in Peace" plays briefly] 2258 01:44:08,308 --> 01:44:09,176 [Vince] What's that? 2259 01:44:09,243 --> 01:44:11,445 [crowd murmuring] 2260 01:44:11,511 --> 01:44:13,213 -[Vince] What? -[Heenan] The music kicked in. 2261 01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:14,615 [Vince] Wait a… What's that? 2262 01:44:14,681 --> 01:44:16,617 -[Heenan] Oh my! -[Vince] People are on their feet! 2263 01:44:16,683 --> 01:44:18,151 -Who is… -[Heenan] No! 2264 01:44:18,218 --> 01:44:19,419 It's Paul Bearer! 2265 01:44:19,486 --> 01:44:21,888 -[Vince] It's who? -[Heenan] Paul Bearer lives! 2266 01:44:21,955 --> 01:44:23,824 Paul Bearer is alive! 2267 01:44:23,890 --> 01:44:25,325 He's alive! 2268 01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:27,961 [Vince] Is it? 2269 01:44:28,028 --> 01:44:31,031 Yes, it's Paul Bearer, that's who it is. 2270 01:44:31,665 --> 01:44:33,166 [Heenan] With a black wreath! 2271 01:44:33,767 --> 01:44:36,937 [Vince] Paul Bearer is bringing a black wreath 2272 01:44:37,004 --> 01:44:40,140 to ringside! Paul Bearer is back! 2273 01:44:40,207 --> 01:44:42,209 He's back from the dark side! 2274 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:44,277 [Heenan] The grim reaper himself walks! 2275 01:44:45,178 --> 01:44:48,148 He's alive! I thought we'd never see him again. 2276 01:44:48,782 --> 01:44:52,419 Oh, Mr. Wippleman, be careful. Please be careful. 2277 01:44:53,553 --> 01:44:56,356 [Vince] Paul Bearer planting the Rest in Peace… 2278 01:44:56,423 --> 01:44:58,425 Wait, he just looked over at Harvey Wipple… 2279 01:44:58,492 --> 01:45:00,727 [Heenan] Oh, Wippleman will knock you out in a minute. 2280 01:45:00,794 --> 01:45:02,896 [Vince] Harvey Wippleman is getting up! 2281 01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:04,831 He's gonna take on, he charges, and… 2282 01:45:04,898 --> 01:45:05,766 Look at that! 2283 01:45:05,832 --> 01:45:06,667 [crowd cheers] 2284 01:45:06,733 --> 01:45:08,869 [Heenan] He slipped! He lost his footing! 2285 01:45:10,203 --> 01:45:12,205 [Vince] Wait a minute, where's Paul Bearer going? 2286 01:45:12,973 --> 01:45:15,142 -Paul Bearer-- -[Heenan] No, no, no! 2287 01:45:15,208 --> 01:45:16,877 Oh my God, no, no, no! 2288 01:45:16,943 --> 01:45:18,045 [Vince] Paul Bearer. 2289 01:45:18,111 --> 01:45:21,615 -Paul Bearer, yes! -[Heenan groans in agony] 2290 01:45:23,283 --> 01:45:27,254 [Vince] Paul Bearer, with what rightfully belongs to him 2291 01:45:27,321 --> 01:45:28,955 and The Undertaker. 2292 01:45:29,022 --> 01:45:32,459 The urn, in the clutches of Paul Bearer. 2293 01:45:33,393 --> 01:45:35,896 A scoop and a slam! 2294 01:45:36,863 --> 01:45:40,534 [Heenan] But The Undertaker is still in the clutches of The Giant Gonzalez! 2295 01:45:41,535 --> 01:45:44,771 [Vince] Giant Gonzalez peering down in the eyes of Paul Bearer. 2296 01:45:44,838 --> 01:45:46,173 Clutching the urn. 2297 01:45:46,239 --> 01:45:48,241 [Heenan] Paul Bearer may be on the shelf again. 2298 01:45:49,076 --> 01:45:50,310 Go get him, Giant! 2299 01:45:51,278 --> 01:45:52,913 [Vince] And Harvey Wippleman is still out. 2300 01:45:53,747 --> 01:45:56,216 Paul Bearer leveled Harvey Wippleman. 2301 01:45:56,283 --> 01:45:58,919 [Heenan] Come on, knock off those Count Chocula eyebrows. 2302 01:45:58,985 --> 01:46:00,387 -Take him out! -[Vince] Look at this! 2303 01:46:00,454 --> 01:46:02,689 Paul Bearer holding the urn high! 2304 01:46:02,756 --> 01:46:04,524 Reaching for The Undertaker. 2305 01:46:04,591 --> 01:46:07,127 Transferring the power from the urn 2306 01:46:07,194 --> 01:46:09,696 into the body of… Oh, look at this! 2307 01:46:09,763 --> 01:46:11,465 [Heenan] Oh my goodness. 2308 01:46:11,531 --> 01:46:13,633 [crowd cheers] 2309 01:46:15,702 --> 01:46:17,037 -[Vince] A chop! -[Heenan] Huh? 2310 01:46:17,637 --> 01:46:19,172 [Vince] Another one! 2311 01:46:19,239 --> 01:46:21,274 -Undertaker with the power! -[Heenan] Oh no! 2312 01:46:21,341 --> 01:46:22,876 A clothesline. 2313 01:46:22,943 --> 01:46:25,345 The Giant Gonzalez beginning to rock. 2314 01:46:25,412 --> 01:46:27,147 Another clothesline, yes! 2315 01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:30,050 Gonzalez somehow still on his feet! 2316 01:46:30,117 --> 01:46:31,952 Undertaker with another one! 2317 01:46:32,018 --> 01:46:34,821 [Heenan] But he's not down yet! He's still on his feet! 2318 01:46:34,888 --> 01:46:38,091 [Vince] Nothing will take Giant Gonzalez off his feet! 2319 01:46:38,158 --> 01:46:40,827 -[Heenan] Nothing! -[Vince] The Undertaker with another one! 2320 01:46:40,894 --> 01:46:44,398 Giant Gonzalez, continuing to rock, but he won't go down. 2321 01:46:44,464 --> 01:46:46,500 [Heenan] That's five clotheslines in a row 2322 01:46:46,566 --> 01:46:48,935 by The Undertaker, a man his size. 2323 01:46:49,002 --> 01:46:51,204 [Vince] Now he's down on one knee. He's going down. 2324 01:46:51,271 --> 01:46:53,039 -[Heenan] He's not down. -[Vince] He's going down. 2325 01:46:53,106 --> 01:46:55,242 -[Heenan] He's not down. -[Vince] Undertaker's going up! 2326 01:46:55,308 --> 01:46:56,309 [Heenan] He's not down! 2327 01:46:56,376 --> 01:46:58,612 [Vince] The Undertaker is going up to the top rope! 2328 01:46:58,678 --> 01:47:00,847 [Heenan] But Undertaker, I mean, Gonzalez is getting up. 2329 01:47:01,481 --> 01:47:03,116 [Vince] Giant Gonzalez, 2330 01:47:03,683 --> 01:47:05,786 spinning into The Undertaker! 2331 01:47:05,852 --> 01:47:08,054 -A clothesline from the top! -[crowd roars] 2332 01:47:08,121 --> 01:47:09,656 [Heenan] They're both down! 2333 01:47:11,458 --> 01:47:13,260 [Vince] One, two, yes! 2334 01:47:13,326 --> 01:47:15,228 -[Heenan] Oh no! -[bell rings] 2335 01:47:15,295 --> 01:47:18,632 [Heenan] It's all because of Paul Bearer and the urn. 2336 01:47:18,698 --> 01:47:20,167 This is not right. 2337 01:47:20,233 --> 01:47:22,235 ["Rest in Peace" playing] 2338 01:47:23,370 --> 01:47:25,438 [Vince] Ladies and gentlemen… 2339 01:47:26,606 --> 01:47:28,341 [Finkel] Here is your winner, 2340 01:47:29,176 --> 01:47:32,312 The Undertaker! 2341 01:47:35,682 --> 01:47:40,020 [Vince] Now we know what a Rest in Peace match is. 2342 01:47:40,086 --> 01:47:43,089 The eight-foot Giant Gonzalez, 2343 01:47:43,156 --> 01:47:46,526 defeated by The Undertaker. 2344 01:47:47,494 --> 01:47:49,162 [Heenan] Well, he's back to the tomb. 2345 01:47:49,229 --> 01:47:50,597 He's back to the crypt. 2346 01:47:50,664 --> 01:47:53,667 He's back to his box. He's looking at the urn. 2347 01:47:53,733 --> 01:47:55,202 He's got his power back. 2348 01:47:55,268 --> 01:47:57,070 He's got Paul Bearer back. 2349 01:47:57,137 --> 01:47:59,906 There's gonna be trouble for everybody right now 2350 01:47:59,973 --> 01:48:01,975 in the World Wrestling Federation. 2351 01:48:02,042 --> 01:48:03,777 [Vince] Finally reunited! 2352 01:48:03,844 --> 01:48:05,445 Paul Bearer, 2353 01:48:05,512 --> 01:48:06,880 The Undertaker. 2354 01:48:06,947 --> 01:48:10,050 -And the power of the urn. -Rest in peace, Giant Gonzalez. 2355 01:48:12,285 --> 01:48:15,956 [Vince] Yes, indeed, you are looking, ladies and gentlemen, at a phenom. 2356 01:48:16,022 --> 01:48:19,493 -You're looking at The Undertaker. -[Heenan] He's got no eyes! 2357 01:48:19,559 --> 01:48:20,827 Where are his eyes? 2358 01:48:22,429 --> 01:48:26,299 [Vince] Paul Bearer, with the urn held high, 2359 01:48:26,366 --> 01:48:28,768 leading a victorious Undertaker… 2360 01:48:28,835 --> 01:48:30,704 Wait a minute, what's going on back in the ring? 2361 01:48:32,539 --> 01:48:34,541 What's going on? Harvey Wippleman 2362 01:48:35,775 --> 01:48:37,677 and Giant Gonzalez. 2363 01:48:39,746 --> 01:48:43,116 Gonzalez, wanting to know what happened to the urn. 2364 01:48:45,919 --> 01:48:48,889 -Harvey Wippleman is trying to explain… -[Heenan] You're in charge! 2365 01:48:48,955 --> 01:48:50,490 You pay him, you're in charge. 2366 01:48:50,557 --> 01:48:52,826 Slap him around. You tell him, Harvey. 2367 01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:55,262 [Vince] Oh, wait a minute, look at this! 2368 01:48:58,698 --> 01:49:01,668 Giant Gonzalez, with Harvey Wippleman. 2369 01:49:04,170 --> 01:49:06,172 Harvey Wippleman made a mistake. 2370 01:49:08,475 --> 01:49:11,111 And up he goes, and down he goes! 2371 01:49:13,980 --> 01:49:15,382 [Heenan] Somebody do something! 2372 01:49:15,448 --> 01:49:17,584 Somebody do something! Help Harvey! 2373 01:49:17,651 --> 01:49:19,152 Help Mr. Wippleman! 2374 01:49:20,387 --> 01:49:22,989 [Vince] Help him, somebody's gonna have to help him. 2375 01:49:23,056 --> 01:49:24,424 Harvey Wippleman. 2376 01:49:24,491 --> 01:49:25,892 [Heenan] His eyes are open! 2377 01:49:25,959 --> 01:49:27,661 He's laying there with his eyes open! 2378 01:49:28,295 --> 01:49:29,663 He's seriously hurt! 2379 01:49:30,964 --> 01:49:34,134 [Vince] Now, there is new meaning 2380 01:49:34,200 --> 01:49:35,969 -to the term… -[Heenan] What? 2381 01:49:36,036 --> 01:49:37,904 [Vince] …"Rest in peace." 2382 01:49:40,974 --> 01:49:42,842 Giant Gonzalez, 2383 01:49:42,909 --> 01:49:45,111 defeated by The Undertaker 2384 01:49:45,178 --> 01:49:47,581 and taking it out on Harvey Wippleman, 2385 01:49:47,647 --> 01:49:51,151 who's resting as we speak. Joe Fowler, let's go to you. 2386 01:49:51,217 --> 01:49:54,254 [Fowler] I have been waiting all night long to talk to this entourage. 2387 01:49:54,321 --> 01:49:56,823 We have the World Wrestling Federation Champion Yokozuna, 2388 01:49:56,890 --> 01:49:58,191 we have his manager, Mr. Fuji, 2389 01:49:58,258 --> 01:50:00,493 and their American spokesman, Jim Cornette. 2390 01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:03,630 Cornette, you're already in the hall, your Heavenly Bodies lost to the Steiners. 2391 01:50:03,697 --> 01:50:04,664 You're 0-1 tonight. 2392 01:50:04,731 --> 01:50:07,567 Let me tell you something, hatchet head, sit down, take you a Valium, 2393 01:50:07,634 --> 01:50:09,803 and listen to what I got to say. First of all, 2394 01:50:09,869 --> 01:50:13,540 it was a hometown decision. A referee from Detroit, Michigan, 2395 01:50:13,607 --> 01:50:16,543 biased, prejudiced, the WWE's gonna hear about this. 2396 01:50:16,610 --> 01:50:19,479 Jack Tunney's gonna hear about this. There were two Steiners in the ring, 2397 01:50:19,546 --> 01:50:23,216 I could list infractions as long as Rick and Scott Steiner's police record. 2398 01:50:23,283 --> 01:50:25,151 But we were ripped off, plain and simple. 2399 01:50:25,218 --> 01:50:27,520 The Heavenly Bodies were not fairly defeated, 2400 01:50:27,587 --> 01:50:29,623 and I'm gonna be heard on this another day. 2401 01:50:29,689 --> 01:50:33,960 But I guarantee you, the same thing is not gonna happen to the great Yokozuna. 2402 01:50:34,027 --> 01:50:35,929 [Fowler] We have had a night of surprises. 2403 01:50:35,996 --> 01:50:38,898 Surprise number one, Jerry Lawler comes out on crutches. 2404 01:50:38,965 --> 01:50:42,102 Then another surprise, Paul Bearer shows up out of nowhere. 2405 01:50:42,168 --> 01:50:45,672 Might the next surprise be Lex Luger takes the belt? 2406 01:50:45,739 --> 01:50:47,807 [Cornette] I'll tell you the biggest surprise, your employment. 2407 01:50:47,874 --> 01:50:49,476 Let me tell you something right now, 2408 01:50:49,542 --> 01:50:52,646 Lex Luger, I want you to listen and listen good to my voice 2409 01:50:52,712 --> 01:50:56,116 while you take a look at the last sight that you may ever see 2410 01:50:56,182 --> 01:50:58,051 in your living life, brother. 2411 01:50:58,118 --> 01:51:01,121 The great Yokozuna, the beast, the monster. 2412 01:51:01,187 --> 01:51:03,390 You look in those eyes and like I've said before, 2413 01:51:03,456 --> 01:51:05,659 you see no pity, you see no fear, 2414 01:51:05,725 --> 01:51:08,228 you see no compassion for his fellow man. 2415 01:51:08,294 --> 01:51:11,164 All you see is the intention to take you, Lex Luger, 2416 01:51:11,231 --> 01:51:12,866 and rip you limb from limb. 2417 01:51:12,932 --> 01:51:15,702 You throw your arms up, Lex Luger, when you get in that ring, 2418 01:51:15,769 --> 01:51:19,139 and you draw the power of all those millions of Americans 2419 01:51:19,205 --> 01:51:23,276 that you've touched hands with all across the Call to Action Campaign. 2420 01:51:23,343 --> 01:51:25,845 You draw that power from all of them, Luger, 2421 01:51:25,912 --> 01:51:27,947 and you're still gonna come up short. 2422 01:51:28,014 --> 01:51:30,850 The autoworkers in Detroit, the farmers in Kansas, 2423 01:51:30,917 --> 01:51:33,186 and the common people all across America, 2424 01:51:33,253 --> 01:51:35,121 they're gonna give you their strength. 2425 01:51:35,188 --> 01:51:37,590 And, Lex Luger, it's not gonna be enough 2426 01:51:37,657 --> 01:51:40,894 no matter how hard you fight to take this big man down. 2427 01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:44,097 We've waited a long time, and now the time for talking is over. 2428 01:51:44,164 --> 01:51:46,900 The time for action has come, and brother, 2429 01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:49,402 the last thing that you will hear tonight 2430 01:51:49,469 --> 01:51:53,339 at SummerSlam of '93 is this. 2431 01:51:53,406 --> 01:51:55,175 Banzai! 2432 01:51:56,076 --> 01:51:59,679 [Fowler] If a picture's worth a thousand, that's ten grand right there, Vince. 2433 01:51:59,746 --> 01:52:01,047 [Vince] No doubt about that. 2434 01:52:01,114 --> 01:52:04,317 That, ladies and gentlemen, the World Wrestling Federation title matchup, 2435 01:52:04,384 --> 01:52:06,152 yet to come here at SummerSlam. 2436 01:52:06,219 --> 01:52:08,121 -[Heenan] Wow. -[Vince] Oh my goodness. 2437 01:52:08,822 --> 01:52:10,290 Look out! Here they come! 2438 01:52:10,356 --> 01:52:13,526 [Finkel] This is a six-man tag team match 2439 01:52:13,593 --> 01:52:15,929 scheduled for one fall. 2440 01:52:15,995 --> 01:52:17,931 [Vince] Here come The Smoking Gunns! 2441 01:52:17,997 --> 01:52:19,732 [Heenan] Well, I'll be damned. 2442 01:52:19,799 --> 01:52:22,402 [Finkel] …the team has a total combined weight 2443 01:52:22,469 --> 01:52:24,304 -of 749 pounds… -[Vince] And you can bet 2444 01:52:25,472 --> 01:52:26,506 The Smoking Gunns 2445 01:52:26,573 --> 01:52:28,875 have been doing just that as of late. 2446 01:52:29,542 --> 01:52:32,612 [Finkel] …The Smoking Gunns! 2447 01:52:34,380 --> 01:52:36,449 [Vince] Bob and Billy! 2448 01:52:36,516 --> 01:52:40,754 By the way, on the hotline right now… Whoa! Whoa! 2449 01:52:40,820 --> 01:52:42,589 …Mr. Perfect. 2450 01:52:42,655 --> 01:52:46,359 Back with The 1-2-3 Kid, answering your questions 2451 01:52:46,426 --> 01:52:47,894 over on the hotline. 2452 01:52:49,529 --> 01:52:51,030 ["The War Dance" playing] 2453 01:52:51,097 --> 01:52:52,465 [Vince] Uh-oh, look out! 2454 01:52:53,399 --> 01:52:55,535 [Heenan] Time for cowboys and Indians. 2455 01:52:55,602 --> 01:52:57,103 [Vince] And here he comes! 2456 01:52:57,170 --> 01:53:01,307 [Finkel] …from North Carolina, Tatanka! 2457 01:53:03,309 --> 01:53:06,045 [Vince] Tatanka, thus far undefeated 2458 01:53:06,112 --> 01:53:08,615 in single competition in the WWE! 2459 01:53:08,681 --> 01:53:11,885 [Heenan] Oh, look at his face. He's been cleaning out the chimney again. 2460 01:53:11,951 --> 01:53:13,753 He's been reading smoke signals. 2461 01:53:13,820 --> 01:53:17,090 [Vince] I think, Bobby Heenan, he is ready for war. 2462 01:53:17,157 --> 01:53:18,091 [Heenan] He better be. 2463 01:53:18,158 --> 01:53:19,793 [Vince] Bam Bam Bigelow, 2464 01:53:19,859 --> 01:53:23,429 one of the principals in this six-man tag team matchup. 2465 01:53:23,496 --> 01:53:26,566 You bet Tatanka's dangerous. He's dangerous every night. 2466 01:53:26,633 --> 01:53:28,134 One of the great competitors. 2467 01:53:35,909 --> 01:53:39,279 Tatanka and The Smoking Gunns in this six-man matchup. 2468 01:53:39,345 --> 01:53:42,515 Part of the extravaganza known as SummerSlam 2469 01:53:42,582 --> 01:53:45,418 being seen worldwide, ladies and gentlemen. 2470 01:53:45,485 --> 01:53:46,953 Coast to coast… 2471 01:53:47,020 --> 01:53:50,790 Uh-oh. And here come some very bad dudes. 2472 01:53:50,857 --> 01:53:54,494 [Finkel] Their opponents, coming down the aisle 2473 01:53:54,561 --> 01:53:56,429 with their respective… 2474 01:53:56,496 --> 01:53:58,198 [Vince] Take a look at this entourage. 2475 01:53:58,264 --> 01:54:01,401 And I know, looking at it as well, high above, 2476 01:54:01,467 --> 01:54:04,737 the spokesperson for Radio WWE, 2477 01:54:04,804 --> 01:54:07,440 yes, there you see Jim Ross, ladies and gentlemen, 2478 01:54:07,507 --> 01:54:09,943 Gorilla Monsoon, calling the action 2479 01:54:10,009 --> 01:54:11,778 with The Armed Forces Network. 2480 01:54:11,844 --> 01:54:15,215 Calling the action for Radio WWE. 2481 01:54:15,281 --> 01:54:17,817 [Heenan] That's not Regis and Kathie? 2482 01:54:17,884 --> 01:54:20,086 [Vince] No, that's not Regis and Kathie Lee. 2483 01:54:20,153 --> 01:54:21,054 [Heenan] Sorry. 2484 01:54:22,956 --> 01:54:24,991 [Vince] Over 160 countries 2485 01:54:25,058 --> 01:54:27,594 receiving the broadcast here tonight. 2486 01:54:29,495 --> 01:54:32,198 Bam Bam Bigelow, the Beast from the East, 2487 01:54:32,265 --> 01:54:35,034 along with The Headshrinkers, Samu and Fatu, 2488 01:54:35,101 --> 01:54:38,004 a formidable six-man tag team combination. 2489 01:54:38,071 --> 01:54:40,039 -Especially… Well, yes. -[Heenan] And Afa. 2490 01:54:40,106 --> 01:54:42,942 [Vince] Especially considering Afa and Luna 2491 01:54:43,009 --> 01:54:45,144 as part of the entourage. 2492 01:54:45,211 --> 01:54:46,913 Can they function as a unit, Bobby Heenan? 2493 01:54:46,980 --> 01:54:49,382 [Heenan] Just a moment. Thank you, give me that message. 2494 01:54:49,449 --> 01:54:51,751 -[Vince] What are you doing? -[Heenan] Uh, excuse me. 2495 01:54:51,818 --> 01:54:55,288 Shawn Michaels has left the building. 2496 01:54:57,257 --> 01:54:58,758 [Vince] Shawn Michael… Big deal. 2497 01:54:58,825 --> 01:55:01,594 Shawn Michaels left the building with The Intercontinental Championship. 2498 01:55:01,661 --> 01:55:03,997 [Heenan] With Diesel, they asked me to make the announcement. 2499 01:55:04,063 --> 01:55:05,932 [Vince] I see. Thank you for that information. 2500 01:55:05,999 --> 01:55:07,400 [Heenan] Don't mention it. 2501 01:55:07,467 --> 01:55:10,069 [Vince] Six-man tag team action, ladies and gentlemen. Again, 2502 01:55:10,570 --> 01:55:12,572 the name of the game is functioning as a unit. 2503 01:55:12,639 --> 01:55:14,641 Regardless of how good you are individually, 2504 01:55:14,707 --> 01:55:16,409 you must function as a team. 2505 01:55:16,476 --> 01:55:20,246 And I would suggest that advantage is like… Look out, here we go! 2506 01:55:21,447 --> 01:55:24,717 -[Heenan laughs slyly] -[Vince] That was… Everything backfired. 2507 01:55:25,485 --> 01:55:27,654 -[Heenan chuckles] -[Vince] Tatanka and The Smoking Gunns 2508 01:55:28,187 --> 01:55:29,789 having their problems from the get-go. 2509 01:55:30,523 --> 01:55:32,825 [Heenan] Like the Dallas Cowboys and the Cleveland Indians. 2510 01:55:32,892 --> 01:55:33,893 None of them are winners. 2511 01:55:34,928 --> 01:55:37,030 [Vince] Tatanka, being set up by Bam Bam Bigelow. 2512 01:55:37,730 --> 01:55:39,265 Shoulder block, down goes Tatanka. 2513 01:55:39,332 --> 01:55:43,036 And Bam Bam, a force to reckon with if there ever was here in the WWE. 2514 01:55:43,102 --> 01:55:44,504 [Heenan] Boy, is there ever. 2515 01:55:48,274 --> 01:55:51,945 [Vince] Obviously, a bit of bad blood between Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka. 2516 01:55:52,011 --> 01:55:53,646 [Heenan] Well, you know why, don't you? 2517 01:55:53,713 --> 01:55:56,649 For months now, Tatanka's been making eyes at Luna. 2518 01:55:56,716 --> 01:55:59,018 And Luna's the main squeeze of Bam Bam. 2519 01:56:00,119 --> 01:56:02,689 [Vince] I don't believe that, but you can believe that dropkick 2520 01:56:02,755 --> 01:56:04,524 knocked Bam Bam down! 2521 01:56:05,224 --> 01:56:06,826 Tatanka, with a right hand. 2522 01:56:06,893 --> 01:56:09,228 Tatanka hammering away on big Bam Bam Bigelow. 2523 01:56:09,295 --> 01:56:12,699 To the ropes, now. Set up and yes, backbreaker! 2524 01:56:12,765 --> 01:56:14,701 That'll take a lot out of the big man. 2525 01:56:16,235 --> 01:56:17,937 And Luna Vachon looking on, 2526 01:56:18,004 --> 01:56:21,274 as Tatanka, hammering her main squeeze, Bam Bam Bigelow. 2527 01:56:21,341 --> 01:56:22,675 [Heenan] What an attractive woman. 2528 01:56:22,742 --> 01:56:25,378 [Vince] What an attractive combination, Luna Vachon and Bam Bam. 2529 01:56:25,445 --> 01:56:27,313 Off the rope now, collision course! 2530 01:56:28,715 --> 01:56:32,051 That took an awful lot out of both men, and that could very easily-- 2531 01:56:32,118 --> 01:56:34,520 [Heenan] More so Tatanka. Tatanka's hurt! 2532 01:56:34,587 --> 01:56:36,189 [Vince] Bam Bam reaching for the tag. 2533 01:56:37,123 --> 01:56:40,193 [Heenan] Look at Luna just screaming her vocal cords off. 2534 01:56:40,927 --> 01:56:42,528 [Vince] Oh, she did that some time ago. 2535 01:56:45,064 --> 01:56:47,000 Neither individual able to make the tag. 2536 01:56:47,066 --> 01:56:50,536 Tatanka now, reaching for either Bart or Billy. 2537 01:56:50,603 --> 01:56:51,904 Rolling over. 2538 01:56:51,971 --> 01:56:55,775 Bam Bam, likewise close to his corner, close to a tag. 2539 01:56:56,876 --> 01:56:59,412 And quick tag has been made on the near side, and… 2540 01:56:59,479 --> 01:57:01,014 Uh-oh, look out. Here we go. 2541 01:57:02,248 --> 01:57:03,983 A slugfest developing. 2542 01:57:04,884 --> 01:57:06,886 That's Billy and Fatu. 2543 01:57:07,520 --> 01:57:08,421 [Heenan] Come on! 2544 01:57:08,488 --> 01:57:10,990 [Vince] Oh, forget about it! Did you see that? 2545 01:57:11,624 --> 01:57:12,658 [Heenan] Oh yeah. 2546 01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:16,229 [Vince] Billy is gonna be missing a few teeth after that. 2547 01:57:16,295 --> 01:57:17,897 [Heenan] He's only got six to start with. 2548 01:57:17,964 --> 01:57:20,199 [Vince] However many he has, he's gonna be… 2549 01:57:20,266 --> 01:57:22,869 -[Heenan] Oh no! -[Vince] Look at that! Nicely done! 2550 01:57:22,935 --> 01:57:25,605 Billy Gunn to the outside, going up to the top rope now, 2551 01:57:25,671 --> 01:57:28,408 trying to time this one just right, high-risk maneuver, and Billy Gunn! 2552 01:57:29,142 --> 01:57:31,477 Bulldog! Reversal, nicely done. 2553 01:57:31,544 --> 01:57:33,012 Yeah, set it up. 2554 01:57:33,079 --> 01:57:35,548 [Heenan] Everything they do is with that rodeo mentality. 2555 01:57:35,615 --> 01:57:37,617 Bulldog this, bulldog that. 2556 01:57:39,318 --> 01:57:43,222 [Vince] Billy, as a matter of fact, went to college on a rodeo scholarship. 2557 01:57:43,289 --> 01:57:46,025 This man is the real deal, along with his tag team partner. 2558 01:57:46,092 --> 01:57:47,894 They are real cowboys, Bobby Heenan. 2559 01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:48,895 Ooh, my! 2560 01:57:48,961 --> 01:57:51,631 [Heenan] That means they can identify meadow muffins real easy, huh? 2561 01:57:52,565 --> 01:57:56,035 -[Vince] What is a metal muffin? -[Heenan] You don't know a meadow muffin? 2562 01:57:56,102 --> 01:57:58,304 [Vince] Off the rope now, ladies and gentlemen, and… 2563 01:57:58,371 --> 01:58:00,573 Oh, look at that double team effort. Samu was in there. 2564 01:58:01,374 --> 01:58:03,743 [Heenan] Walk through a field some day, where there's 50 cows. 2565 01:58:06,145 --> 01:58:08,448 [Vince] And to the outside… Wait a minute, look at this. 2566 01:58:09,582 --> 01:58:12,652 Afa, getting in a lick on the outside. 2567 01:58:12,718 --> 01:58:15,388 [Heenan] I bet one of the Gunns made a move at Afa, he went for him. 2568 01:58:15,455 --> 01:58:17,089 Afa was just defending himself. 2569 01:58:19,559 --> 01:58:20,726 [Vince] Tatanka. 2570 01:58:21,794 --> 01:58:25,198 Oh, wait a minute, this matchup is likely to get way out of hand. 2571 01:58:25,264 --> 01:58:26,866 The six-man… Oh, look at that. 2572 01:58:26,933 --> 01:58:29,235 Six-man matchup, and yes. 2573 01:58:29,302 --> 01:58:31,771 That was not necessarily a smart decision 2574 01:58:31,838 --> 01:58:33,339 on the part of Samu. 2575 01:58:33,406 --> 01:58:35,475 Because now, Bart is in there. 2576 01:58:35,541 --> 01:58:38,478 The fresh man. Bart, coming off the ropes. Bart, underneath the roundhouse. 2577 01:58:38,544 --> 01:58:41,547 Bart, with a flying body press. Bart with the lateral press, and… 2578 01:58:41,614 --> 01:58:42,582 Can't quite get him. 2579 01:58:43,149 --> 01:58:45,151 Arm drag takedown. Nice takedown by Bart. 2580 01:58:47,286 --> 01:58:50,456 Bart and Billy, The Smoking Gunns, an extraordinary tag team combination, 2581 01:58:50,523 --> 01:58:52,892 taking nothing away from The Headshrinkers. 2582 01:58:52,959 --> 01:58:55,595 Off the rope… Oh my, you can't take anything away from them, 2583 01:58:55,661 --> 01:58:56,696 it's almost impossible. 2584 01:58:56,762 --> 01:58:59,031 [Heenan] Not at all, they are the toughest tag team 2585 01:58:59,098 --> 01:59:01,467 I've seen in a long time come down the pike. 2586 01:59:01,534 --> 01:59:02,802 They're just brutal men. 2587 01:59:03,536 --> 01:59:04,670 [Vince] Bart being set up. 2588 01:59:05,404 --> 01:59:07,406 Oh my, that'll take it out of you. 2589 01:59:10,042 --> 01:59:12,478 [Heenan] What good's your rodeo scholarship gonna do you now? 2590 01:59:14,413 --> 01:59:16,048 -[Vince] Tag made. -[Heenan] Whoopee ay-yo. 2591 01:59:16,115 --> 01:59:18,417 [Vince] Bam Bam Bigelow in the ring now. 2592 01:59:21,053 --> 01:59:23,856 Surprisingly, Bam Bam has been able to function quite well 2593 01:59:23,923 --> 01:59:26,192 as a member of this team. Look at the dropkick by Bam Bam. 2594 01:59:26,259 --> 01:59:28,594 A cover! One, two! And a kick out. 2595 01:59:28,661 --> 01:59:31,230 [Heenan] That surprises you, that he could function that well? 2596 01:59:31,297 --> 01:59:32,698 This man is a great athlete. 2597 01:59:32,765 --> 01:59:35,535 [Vince] It doesn't surprise me. What surprises me is the coordination 2598 01:59:35,601 --> 01:59:37,103 with Bam Bam and The Headshrinkers. 2599 01:59:37,170 --> 01:59:38,304 [Heenan] This is SummerSlam, 2600 01:59:38,371 --> 01:59:40,406 this is the WWE, they've done their homework. 2601 01:59:40,473 --> 01:59:42,742 [Vince] I thought there would be a communication problem. 2602 01:59:42,808 --> 01:59:45,178 Ooh, my! Power slam by Samu. 2603 01:59:45,244 --> 01:59:47,179 The cover! One, two, and a… 2604 01:59:47,246 --> 01:59:48,548 Shoulder just barely getting up. 2605 01:59:50,316 --> 01:59:51,984 I thought for sure 2606 01:59:52,051 --> 01:59:53,586 that The Smoking Gunns and Tatanka 2607 01:59:53,653 --> 01:59:55,388 would have a bit more tag team coordination, 2608 01:59:55,454 --> 01:59:57,924 but no, that's not the way this matchup has developed. 2609 01:59:57,990 --> 01:59:59,825 [Heenan] I didn't think they'd get along at all. 2610 01:59:59,892 --> 02:00:01,827 Cowboys and Indians never get along. 2611 02:00:01,894 --> 02:00:04,197 But, uh, The Headshrinkers and Bam Bam, 2612 02:00:04,263 --> 02:00:06,799 the Beast of the East, get along just fine. 2613 02:00:09,001 --> 02:00:10,570 [Vince] Come on, ref, get in there. 2614 02:00:11,270 --> 02:00:12,872 Look at Luna Vachon. 2615 02:00:16,042 --> 02:00:17,243 A look of, uh, 2616 02:00:18,344 --> 02:00:21,480 some dubious distinction. Tag is made now, coming back in is Samu. 2617 02:00:21,547 --> 02:00:23,215 And Fatu, double headbutt. 2618 02:00:26,419 --> 02:00:27,353 Fatu, 2619 02:00:28,821 --> 02:00:32,391 now on Bart. And again, thus far, we have seen frequent tags 2620 02:00:32,458 --> 02:00:34,894 on the part of The Headshrinkers and Bam Bam Bigelow. 2621 02:00:34,961 --> 02:00:37,196 We cannot say the same on the part of The Smoking Gunns 2622 02:00:37,263 --> 02:00:38,331 and Tatanka. 2623 02:00:39,332 --> 02:00:40,633 [Heenan] Look at that shoulder block. 2624 02:00:40,700 --> 02:00:42,902 I'm telling you, The Headshrinkers are having so much fun 2625 02:00:42,969 --> 02:00:44,303 beating up on these cowboys, 2626 02:00:44,370 --> 02:00:46,672 they'll probably go to one of those discount stores tomorrow 2627 02:00:46,739 --> 02:00:49,642 and beat up one of those 25-cent horses you put the money in. 2628 02:00:49,709 --> 02:00:51,310 They're having a ball out there. 2629 02:00:52,945 --> 02:00:54,814 [Vince] What a comedic… Look at this! 2630 02:00:54,880 --> 02:00:57,783 Can you believe that? A headbutt into the heads 2631 02:00:57,850 --> 02:00:59,185 of The Headshrinkers. 2632 02:01:00,019 --> 02:01:01,320 [Heenan] Have you ever seen Afa? 2633 02:01:01,387 --> 02:01:04,190 Take both The Headshrinkers' heads and bang them together? They love it. 2634 02:01:04,790 --> 02:01:05,925 [Luna] Get him! 2635 02:01:05,992 --> 02:01:08,094 [Vince] A most unique tag team combination. 2636 02:01:08,160 --> 02:01:09,161 [Heenan] You bet. 2637 02:01:12,732 --> 02:01:14,033 [Vince] Bart now being set up. 2638 02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:16,602 Fatu, down to the canvas. 2639 02:01:17,570 --> 02:01:19,605 But right back up, look at that maneuver! 2640 02:01:19,672 --> 02:01:21,007 -[Heenan] Ho-ho! -[Vince] Oh my. 2641 02:01:22,341 --> 02:01:25,077 [Heenan] Headshrinkers 1, cowboys 0. 2642 02:01:25,144 --> 02:01:27,980 [Vince] What action thus far at SummerSlam! 2643 02:01:28,047 --> 02:01:29,782 Unbelievable action! 2644 02:01:30,383 --> 02:01:33,185 Double-team effort, turn around, official, please. Turn around. 2645 02:01:33,252 --> 02:01:34,453 [Heenan] For what? 2646 02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:36,055 [Vince] To see what's going on. 2647 02:01:36,122 --> 02:01:37,089 [Heenan] Doesn't matter. 2648 02:01:37,156 --> 02:01:40,026 [Vince] Tatanka, objecting to the double-teaming action, as well he should. 2649 02:01:41,560 --> 02:01:44,630 [Heenan] Oh, the cowboys and Indians would never double-team, would they? 2650 02:01:45,298 --> 02:01:46,399 Not at all. 2651 02:01:48,134 --> 02:01:49,835 -[Vince] Look at this. -[Heenan] Beat him! 2652 02:01:49,902 --> 02:01:52,638 -[Vince] Ref, turn around! Please! -[Heenan] Hit him. Hit him. 2653 02:01:53,572 --> 02:01:55,808 Headshrinkers and The Beast of the East, boy. 2654 02:01:55,875 --> 02:01:58,844 [Vince] In this tag team matchup, we don't need one, we need a whole dozen. 2655 02:01:58,911 --> 02:02:01,013 We need a whole bunch of officials in the match 2656 02:02:01,847 --> 02:02:03,015 to maintain order. 2657 02:02:03,082 --> 02:02:05,818 [Heenan] You need a SWAT team, that's what you need out here. 2658 02:02:08,587 --> 02:02:10,956 [Vince] Ugh. Cross to the throat area. 2659 02:02:11,023 --> 02:02:13,259 [Heenan] Whoa, hit his head on the bottom rope going down. 2660 02:02:13,326 --> 02:02:16,062 [Vince] Bart having problems, that's not the only place he hit his head. 2661 02:02:16,829 --> 02:02:19,799 [Heenan] One was during mathematics too, he had a lot of problems in school. 2662 02:02:21,067 --> 02:02:23,302 -[Vince] What do you know about school? -[Heenan] Me? 2663 02:02:23,369 --> 02:02:25,371 [Vince] Look! As you said before, The Headshrinkers 2664 02:02:25,438 --> 02:02:27,640 striking each other just a moment ago. 2665 02:02:27,707 --> 02:02:29,308 [Heenan] Oh yeah, they don't care. 2666 02:02:29,375 --> 02:02:30,676 They do not care. 2667 02:02:30,743 --> 02:02:33,212 And it's very hard to beat a guy that don't care. 2668 02:02:33,846 --> 02:02:35,481 [Vince] Much less one that doesn't care. 2669 02:02:35,981 --> 02:02:37,116 Bam Bam Bigelow, 2670 02:02:38,184 --> 02:02:41,020 with Samu. What are they gonna do? Come on, ref. 2671 02:02:41,087 --> 02:02:43,255 All we need is one man in there, not two. 2672 02:02:43,322 --> 02:02:45,624 -Oh my. -[ref] Get outside, right now. 2673 02:02:45,691 --> 02:02:46,859 Yeah! 2674 02:02:46,926 --> 02:02:50,262 [Heenan] ♪ Happy trails to you ♪ 2675 02:02:51,163 --> 02:02:52,231 ♪ Until… ♪ 2676 02:02:52,298 --> 02:02:56,736 [Vince] Bam Bam Bigelow, along with The Headshrinkers, 2677 02:02:56,802 --> 02:02:57,837 managed by 2678 02:02:58,704 --> 02:02:59,538 Afa. 2679 02:03:00,840 --> 02:03:03,509 And of course, out there somewhere, Luna Vachon. Look out, 2680 02:03:03,576 --> 02:03:05,578 -a head of steam, and misses! -[Heenan] Oh my gosh! 2681 02:03:06,212 --> 02:03:07,980 -He hit the post! -[Vince] He certainly did. 2682 02:03:08,514 --> 02:03:10,349 A 400-pound 2683 02:03:10,416 --> 02:03:12,318 Bam Bam Bigelow went into the post. 2684 02:03:12,384 --> 02:03:14,720 Tatanka is a wild man, look at this! 2685 02:03:15,287 --> 02:03:18,190 Tatanka, with Bam Bam. 2686 02:03:19,125 --> 02:03:22,561 Tatanka off the rope, Tatanka with a chop, Bam Bam Bigelow is hurt. 2687 02:03:22,628 --> 02:03:24,530 Tatanka coming off the rope again, another chop. 2688 02:03:24,597 --> 02:03:26,499 -Bam Bam is rocked. -[Heenan] Come on, Bam Bam! 2689 02:03:26,565 --> 02:03:28,567 -No! -[Vince] And now, Bam Bam is slammed! 2690 02:03:28,634 --> 02:03:30,936 -[crowd cheers] -[Tatanka] Yeah! 2691 02:03:33,005 --> 02:03:34,907 -[Vince] Tatanka! -[Heenan] No! 2692 02:03:34,974 --> 02:03:37,309 [Vince] DDT on Bam Bam, that should do it. 2693 02:03:39,044 --> 02:03:41,147 And going up now, to the top rope. 2694 02:03:41,914 --> 02:03:44,283 Tatanka going all the way up to the top. 2695 02:03:45,551 --> 02:03:47,553 [Heenan] Luna is frothing at the mouth! 2696 02:03:48,654 --> 02:03:50,890 [Vince] High-risk maneuver, waiting for it! 2697 02:03:50,956 --> 02:03:52,491 Tatanka! 2698 02:03:53,125 --> 02:03:54,927 One, two… 2699 02:03:54,994 --> 02:03:57,963 [Heenan] No, no, no, no! He got a shoulder up. 2700 02:04:00,266 --> 02:04:04,170 [Vince] Tatanka, wanting perhaps a little faster count, the official 2701 02:04:04,703 --> 02:04:07,306 well-positioned on that last exchange. 2702 02:04:07,373 --> 02:04:08,641 Headbutt by Tatanka. 2703 02:04:09,809 --> 02:04:12,077 However, Bam Bam… Bam Bam striking away. 2704 02:04:13,279 --> 02:04:15,815 [Heenan] Bam Bam, take it to him. You're the Beast of the East. 2705 02:04:15,881 --> 02:04:17,950 -[Tatanka groans] -[Vince] Oh my. 2706 02:04:18,017 --> 02:04:20,386 Bam Bam Bigelow, and Tatanka… 2707 02:04:21,220 --> 02:04:22,455 And look at this! 2708 02:04:22,521 --> 02:04:24,456 [crowd cheers] 2709 02:04:26,292 --> 02:04:27,259 [Vince] Tatanka, 2710 02:04:28,260 --> 02:04:29,328 on the warpath! 2711 02:04:30,362 --> 02:04:31,330 Until that. 2712 02:04:31,831 --> 02:04:33,566 That would put anybody down. 2713 02:04:35,234 --> 02:04:36,602 Bam Bam Bigelow… 2714 02:04:37,837 --> 02:04:39,071 [Heenan] The Headshrinkers. 2715 02:04:41,273 --> 02:04:43,075 Now they're on the warpath. 2716 02:04:44,343 --> 02:04:46,846 What agility for a 400-pound man, huh? 2717 02:04:46,912 --> 02:04:49,715 [Vince] Unbelievable, but nonetheless, I believe 2718 02:04:49,782 --> 02:04:51,550 Tatanka may be coming back around. 2719 02:04:51,617 --> 02:04:53,819 But not before… 2720 02:04:54,453 --> 02:04:55,721 that. 2721 02:04:55,788 --> 02:04:57,690 -[Heenan] Forget it. -[Vince] The cover! 2722 02:04:58,557 --> 02:05:00,559 One, two, and… 2723 02:05:01,193 --> 02:05:02,795 Now Bart coming in there… 2724 02:05:02,862 --> 02:05:03,896 My goodness. 2725 02:05:04,797 --> 02:05:05,764 Dropkick! 2726 02:05:07,666 --> 02:05:10,202 Oh, wait a minute, this one's getting out of hand! 2727 02:05:11,437 --> 02:05:14,073 Oh! This one is getting way out of hand! 2728 02:05:15,241 --> 02:05:17,109 [Heenan] Oh, did you hear his head hit the floor? 2729 02:05:18,477 --> 02:05:20,613 [Vince] This is unbelievable, look at this! 2730 02:05:21,847 --> 02:05:23,749 Tatanka, come on, ref! 2731 02:05:23,816 --> 02:05:25,484 It's one against three! 2732 02:05:25,551 --> 02:05:28,120 This isn't the Survivor Series, come on! 2733 02:05:28,854 --> 02:05:30,522 -Oh my goodness! -[Heenan] Oh! 2734 02:05:32,491 --> 02:05:34,727 [Vince] Can you imagine the impact of that? 2735 02:05:34,793 --> 02:05:37,229 [Heenan] Put the wagons in a circle, it's over. 2736 02:05:39,632 --> 02:05:41,400 [Vince] A triple headbutt! 2737 02:05:42,868 --> 02:05:46,939 This referee should be reprimanded for allowing this to go on! 2738 02:05:47,006 --> 02:05:49,141 [Heenan] He can't do anything, how you gonna stop them? 2739 02:05:49,208 --> 02:05:51,443 [Vince] What else are we gonna see here tonight 2740 02:05:51,510 --> 02:05:52,845 at SummerSlam? 2741 02:05:52,912 --> 02:05:55,481 [Heenan] Wait a minute, they're all going upstairs. 2742 02:05:56,682 --> 02:05:58,484 -End of Tatanka! -[Vince] Oh no! 2743 02:05:59,985 --> 02:06:03,422 I've never seen anything like this ever either! 2744 02:06:03,489 --> 02:06:05,057 -A lunge! -[Heenan] No! 2745 02:06:05,124 --> 02:06:07,126 [crowd goes wild] 2746 02:06:13,632 --> 02:06:16,268 [Vince] The decibel level is off the chart! 2747 02:06:17,469 --> 02:06:20,339 Action inside, outside… 2748 02:06:20,406 --> 02:06:22,308 Wait a minute, scoop, one, two, three! 2749 02:06:22,374 --> 02:06:24,677 -Yes! -[Heenan] Oh, no! No! 2750 02:06:24,743 --> 02:06:26,745 [crowd erupts] 2751 02:06:26,812 --> 02:06:28,814 ["The War Dance" playing] 2752 02:06:30,215 --> 02:06:34,253 [Finkel] Here are your winners, the team of The Smoking Gunns… 2753 02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:35,754 [Heenan] Who was the legal man? 2754 02:06:36,789 --> 02:06:40,526 [Vince] Obviously Tatanka was, and there you see the trio. 2755 02:06:41,360 --> 02:06:45,965 Yes, Tatanka, along with The Smoking Gunns, victorious. 2756 02:06:47,933 --> 02:06:50,102 Standing by now, ladies and gentlemen, 2757 02:06:51,370 --> 02:06:53,305 broadcaster extraordinaire, 2758 02:06:53,372 --> 02:06:55,841 let's take you to Joe Fowler. 2759 02:06:55,908 --> 02:06:56,809 [Heenan] Joe who? 2760 02:06:57,476 --> 02:07:00,879 [Fowler] That's Joe Fowler! Hey, you're looking at the Lex Express. 2761 02:07:00,946 --> 02:07:03,349 This is the bus that logged all those miles 2762 02:07:03,415 --> 02:07:05,250 during Lex Luger's Call to Action Campaign. 2763 02:07:05,317 --> 02:07:06,752 But it didn't drive itself. 2764 02:07:06,819 --> 02:07:09,555 Here's the man that did the driving, say hi to Hank Carter. How you doing? 2765 02:07:09,621 --> 02:07:11,323 -Great, Joe. How you doing? -Fantastic. 2766 02:07:11,390 --> 02:07:14,493 I see you've got your monitor, you're watching SummerSlam. Having fun. 2767 02:07:14,560 --> 02:07:17,062 Great time, great time. Been watching all the matches tonight. 2768 02:07:17,129 --> 02:07:18,297 Everything's just wonderful. 2769 02:07:18,364 --> 02:07:21,166 All right, now you spent two months, you got to know the country, 2770 02:07:21,233 --> 02:07:23,002 and you really got to know Lex Luger. 2771 02:07:23,068 --> 02:07:25,070 Yes, that's correct. This… 2772 02:07:25,137 --> 02:07:27,606 Lex Luger is one of the fantastic 2773 02:07:28,407 --> 02:07:30,175 wrestlers of all times. 2774 02:07:30,242 --> 02:07:32,177 He's such a genuine person. 2775 02:07:32,244 --> 02:07:35,481 He's such a compassionate person, especially with the children. 2776 02:07:35,547 --> 02:07:37,916 You've seen him outside of the ring, and that's important. 2777 02:07:37,983 --> 02:07:40,185 Did any one particular city touch you? 2778 02:07:40,252 --> 02:07:42,154 Was there a highlight during the two months? 2779 02:07:42,221 --> 02:07:45,224 Yes, there was. Uh, first thing that comes to mind right offhand 2780 02:07:45,290 --> 02:07:48,994 is, uh, Philadelphia, when we visited the children's hospital. 2781 02:07:49,061 --> 02:07:53,832 The… The look in the children's faces when he would walk into the room, 2782 02:07:53,899 --> 02:07:56,835 they were… You know, here was their hero coming into their room. 2783 02:07:56,902 --> 02:07:58,837 Some of these children were gravely ill, 2784 02:07:58,904 --> 02:08:00,606 I mean, with terminal diseases. 2785 02:08:00,673 --> 02:08:04,143 But it was yet… It was almost as if that was… 2786 02:08:04,209 --> 02:08:06,845 That made whole… their entire life worthwhile 2787 02:08:06,912 --> 02:08:09,548 just to watch Lex Luger come into the room. 2788 02:08:09,615 --> 02:08:13,218 [Fowler] That's terrific. Hey, look, I'm entitled to one stupid question 2789 02:08:13,285 --> 02:08:14,553 per pay-per-view. 2790 02:08:14,620 --> 02:08:18,357 And my stupid question is, who do you like in the title match? 2791 02:08:18,424 --> 02:08:20,726 No question about it, Lex Luger. 2792 02:08:20,793 --> 02:08:23,829 All right, why am I not surprised? The Lex Express, 2793 02:08:23,896 --> 02:08:26,965 it's parked outside The Palace, we're going back inside, 2794 02:08:27,032 --> 02:08:30,769 the sea of humanity, Todd Pettengill, somewhere in there. Todd. 2795 02:08:31,470 --> 02:08:34,940 Todd Pettengill out in the crowd. It is absolutely wild here. 2796 02:08:35,007 --> 02:08:37,443 Whoever said patriotism was dead 2797 02:08:37,509 --> 02:08:39,878 should have bought a ticket to SummerSlam. 2798 02:08:39,945 --> 02:08:41,880 -What's your name? -Bruce Blur. 2799 02:08:41,947 --> 02:08:46,018 Bruce is one of the waves in the sea of red, white and blue out here. 2800 02:08:46,085 --> 02:08:48,420 -Where you from, Bruce? -I'm from Wyandotte, Michigan. 2801 02:08:48,487 --> 02:08:51,190 Get a shot of this outfit. Now, what was the inspiration 2802 02:08:51,256 --> 02:08:53,158 for this beautiful red, white and blue toga? 2803 02:08:53,225 --> 02:08:57,596 My ma went to Sears and made me a bedspread, sheets and a pillowcase. 2804 02:08:57,663 --> 02:08:59,198 What the heck, make me an outfit. 2805 02:08:59,264 --> 02:09:00,933 You look great, my friend. 2806 02:09:00,999 --> 02:09:03,869 -USA! The crowd is going crazy. -USA! 2807 02:09:03,936 --> 02:09:07,306 The action is hot and heavy here at SummerSlam. 2808 02:09:07,372 --> 02:09:08,474 USA! 2809 02:09:08,540 --> 02:09:12,311 Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, you can feel the patriotism, 2810 02:09:12,377 --> 02:09:14,613 you can feel the support for Lex Luger. 2811 02:09:14,680 --> 02:09:17,116 You can almost feel it from overseas. 2812 02:09:17,182 --> 02:09:19,518 You can almost feel it from every nook and cranny 2813 02:09:19,585 --> 02:09:21,253 throughout our great country, Bobby Heenan. 2814 02:09:22,154 --> 02:09:24,923 The thing that amazes me is how did Lex Luger 2815 02:09:24,990 --> 02:09:27,960 talk the former president into driving the bus? 2816 02:09:28,627 --> 02:09:30,629 -A former president? -Isn't that Jimmy Carter? 2817 02:09:31,430 --> 02:09:33,565 -Hank Carter. -They sound the same. 2818 02:09:33,632 --> 02:09:35,801 I think Rosalynn was the stewardess on the bus. 2819 02:09:35,868 --> 02:09:38,504 I'm sorry we asked. Let's go up now to ring announcer Howard Finkel. 2820 02:09:38,570 --> 02:09:39,404 Ha-ha! 2821 02:09:39,471 --> 02:09:40,772 [Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, 2822 02:09:41,740 --> 02:09:44,042 will you all please rise? 2823 02:09:44,109 --> 02:09:46,111 [crowd murmuring] 2824 02:09:52,117 --> 02:09:53,452 At this time, 2825 02:09:54,453 --> 02:09:56,855 would you please show some respect… 2826 02:09:56,922 --> 02:09:58,957 [crowd boos] 2827 02:09:59,024 --> 02:10:03,762 …as Mr. Kiotika Suzuki 2828 02:10:03,829 --> 02:10:07,299 sings the Japanese National Anthem. 2829 02:10:07,366 --> 02:10:09,268 [crowd boos] 2830 02:10:09,334 --> 02:10:11,737 [Vince] A sort of a partisan crowd here. 2831 02:10:11,804 --> 02:10:13,806 [sings in Japanese] 2832 02:10:15,674 --> 02:10:17,676 [crowd continues booing] 2833 02:11:12,831 --> 02:11:14,600 [Vince] Well, a sort of a partisan crowd, 2834 02:11:14,666 --> 02:11:17,269 shades of, uh, Yankee Stadium, you might say, Bobby Heenan. 2835 02:11:18,070 --> 02:11:19,805 [Heenan] That's a catchy tune, I like it. 2836 02:11:19,871 --> 02:11:20,873 [Vince] Oh, really? 2837 02:11:21,640 --> 02:11:25,277 And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome 2838 02:11:25,344 --> 02:11:28,647 the master of ceremonies for the main event. 2839 02:11:29,448 --> 02:11:35,420 He will be accompanied by singing sensation Aaron Neville. 2840 02:11:36,388 --> 02:11:38,423 Please welcome 2841 02:11:38,490 --> 02:11:43,896 -"The Macho Man" Randy Savage! -[crowd roars] 2842 02:11:43,962 --> 02:11:47,032 ["Pomp and Circumstance" playing] 2843 02:11:47,099 --> 02:11:50,836 [Vince] Well, I guess he's been just about everything 2844 02:11:50,902 --> 02:11:52,571 that he can ever be. 2845 02:11:53,705 --> 02:11:56,174 There you see Aaron Neville 2846 02:11:56,241 --> 02:11:58,744 with Old Glory flying high! 2847 02:11:59,911 --> 02:12:03,682 And Randy Savage, who's been just about everything possible 2848 02:12:03,749 --> 02:12:05,918 in the World Wrestling Federation, 2849 02:12:05,984 --> 02:12:08,086 now electing to be 2850 02:12:08,153 --> 02:12:11,023 the master of ceremonies for the main event. 2851 02:12:11,823 --> 02:12:14,927 "Macho Man" Randy Savage, 2852 02:12:14,993 --> 02:12:16,995 along with Aaron Neville. 2853 02:12:19,898 --> 02:12:23,068 And this, ladies and gentlemen, is The Palace, 2854 02:12:23,135 --> 02:12:27,639 and The Palace has never rocked like it's rocking here tonight 2855 02:12:27,706 --> 02:12:29,274 at SummerSlam. 2856 02:12:30,008 --> 02:12:32,277 Thousands of fans, jam-packing 2857 02:12:33,045 --> 02:12:35,147 The Palace of Auburn Hills 2858 02:12:36,248 --> 02:12:38,083 for the WWE. 2859 02:12:42,120 --> 02:12:44,956 [Heenan] And how many millions all over the world watching? 2860 02:12:47,159 --> 02:12:50,095 [Vince] This, ladies and gentlemen, is SummerSlam. 2861 02:12:50,162 --> 02:12:53,365 This is what the World Wrestling Federation is all about. 2862 02:12:54,132 --> 02:12:58,070 This what pay-per-view is really all about. 2863 02:13:04,242 --> 02:13:06,011 Aaron Neville, 2864 02:13:06,078 --> 02:13:08,080 from way down in Louisiana, 2865 02:13:08,914 --> 02:13:11,183 and Old Glory is flying high. 2866 02:13:11,249 --> 02:13:14,953 Look at the red, white and blue. "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 2867 02:13:15,921 --> 02:13:17,389 [Heenan] Oh yeah, huh? 2868 02:13:26,231 --> 02:13:29,134 Aaron Neville looks like he got his clothes from The Smoking Gunns. 2869 02:13:29,201 --> 02:13:31,636 [Savage] Ooh, yeah! 2870 02:13:31,703 --> 02:13:33,705 [crowd goes wild] 2871 02:13:34,539 --> 02:13:37,109 [Savage] Ooh, yeah! 2872 02:13:41,680 --> 02:13:43,815 Ladies and gentlemen… 2873 02:13:46,418 --> 02:13:50,489 here to sing our national anthem, 2874 02:13:52,324 --> 02:13:54,393 please welcome 2875 02:13:55,060 --> 02:13:58,830 from the world-famous Neville Brothers… 2876 02:14:01,133 --> 02:14:04,436 recording superstar, 2877 02:14:04,503 --> 02:14:06,872 Aaron Neville! 2878 02:14:06,938 --> 02:14:08,940 [crowd cheers] 2879 02:14:10,242 --> 02:14:11,176 [Vince] Aaron Neville. 2880 02:14:11,710 --> 02:14:18,250 ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ 2881 02:14:18,316 --> 02:14:23,989 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 2882 02:14:24,056 --> 02:14:28,660 ♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪ 2883 02:14:28,727 --> 02:14:32,898 ♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪ 2884 02:14:32,964 --> 02:14:37,669 ♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪ 2885 02:14:37,736 --> 02:14:41,673 ♪ Through the perilous fight ♪ 2886 02:14:42,407 --> 02:14:46,945 ♪ O'er the ramparts we watched ♪ 2887 02:14:47,012 --> 02:14:51,450 ♪ Were so gallantly streaming ♪ 2888 02:14:51,516 --> 02:14:55,087 ♪ And the rockets' red glare ♪ 2889 02:14:55,153 --> 02:14:58,190 ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ 2890 02:14:58,256 --> 02:15:01,927 ♪ Gave proof through the night ♪ 2891 02:15:01,993 --> 02:15:05,397 ♪ That our flag was still there ♪ 2892 02:15:06,364 --> 02:15:12,237 ♪ Oh, say does that star-spangled ♪ 2893 02:15:12,304 --> 02:15:17,242 ♪ Banner yet wave ♪ 2894 02:15:17,309 --> 02:15:23,615 ♪ O'er the land of the free ♪ 2895 02:15:23,682 --> 02:15:30,121 ♪ And the home of the brave ♪ 2896 02:15:30,188 --> 02:15:31,123 [Vince] Wow. 2897 02:15:31,790 --> 02:15:33,458 [crowd cheers] 2898 02:15:37,929 --> 02:15:39,831 [Vince] One of the most stirring renditions 2899 02:15:39,898 --> 02:15:41,733 of our national anthem ever heard! 2900 02:15:42,634 --> 02:15:47,005 Aaron Neville! And this place is full of US of A! 2901 02:15:47,072 --> 02:15:50,175 This place is full of red, white and blue! 2902 02:15:50,242 --> 02:15:52,444 [Heenan] I like the Japanese version better. 2903 02:15:53,478 --> 02:15:55,614 He sang so loud you couldn't even hear the music. 2904 02:15:57,048 --> 02:15:57,983 [bell rings] 2905 02:15:58,049 --> 02:15:59,885 [Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, 2906 02:15:59,951 --> 02:16:03,755 the following contest, scheduled for one fall, 2907 02:16:03,822 --> 02:16:09,327 is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship! 2908 02:16:09,394 --> 02:16:11,396 ["Sumo" playing] 2909 02:16:14,933 --> 02:16:19,538 [Finkel] Coming down the aisle with Mr. Fuji 2910 02:16:19,604 --> 02:16:23,174 and their American spokesperson, 2911 02:16:23,241 --> 02:16:25,577 James E. Cornette, 2912 02:16:26,411 --> 02:16:31,249 weighing 568 pounds, 2913 02:16:31,316 --> 02:16:35,787 here is the World Wrestling Federation Champion, 2914 02:16:36,588 --> 02:16:38,890 Yokozuna! 2915 02:16:38,957 --> 02:16:40,425 [Heenan] What a disgrace. 2916 02:16:41,927 --> 02:16:44,796 He's a lot more than 560 pounds. 2917 02:16:44,863 --> 02:16:48,066 Or 80 pounds. He's around that 600 mark, and you know it. 2918 02:16:48,133 --> 02:16:49,901 [Vince] Whatever he is, Bobby Heenan, 2919 02:16:49,968 --> 02:16:53,305 it all began July 4 of this year. 2920 02:16:53,371 --> 02:16:56,942 On the hallowed ground of the deck of the USS Intrepid 2921 02:16:57,008 --> 02:17:01,913 when that man right there was body-slammed by Lex Luger. 2922 02:17:01,980 --> 02:17:03,882 That's where it all began. 2923 02:17:03,949 --> 02:17:06,551 And what a journey Lex Luger has had. 2924 02:17:07,185 --> 02:17:10,789 What a journey leading him in here to SummerSlam. 2925 02:17:10,855 --> 02:17:14,659 The journey ends right here, or perhaps, 2926 02:17:14,726 --> 02:17:16,228 a new one will begin, 2927 02:17:16,294 --> 02:17:20,365 if Lex Luger is successful and becomes the WWE Champion. 2928 02:17:20,432 --> 02:17:23,468 [Heenan] Well, this is it. He's painted himself into a corner, 2929 02:17:23,535 --> 02:17:26,137 thanks of James E. Cornette. 2930 02:17:26,204 --> 02:17:28,974 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 2931 02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:31,409 It's make-or-break, he's gotta do it now. 2932 02:17:31,476 --> 02:17:32,978 No return match. 2933 02:17:33,044 --> 02:17:35,046 He has nothing else going for him. 2934 02:17:35,113 --> 02:17:37,115 He's gotta do it right now, tonight. 2935 02:17:37,182 --> 02:17:39,584 [Vince] Despite the clause in the contract 2936 02:17:40,252 --> 02:17:41,553 by Jim Cornette. 2937 02:17:42,254 --> 02:17:45,090 All Lex Luger needs is one opportunity, 2938 02:17:45,156 --> 02:17:46,691 that's what our great nation 2939 02:17:48,126 --> 02:17:50,128 has been founded on, Bobby Heenan. 2940 02:17:50,829 --> 02:17:52,831 Just one… "Yokotuna"? 2941 02:17:54,065 --> 02:17:56,668 Oh, it would be a big one. It would be a massive one. 2942 02:18:00,505 --> 02:18:03,141 [Heenan] The courage of this man, injured, bad neck, 2943 02:18:03,208 --> 02:18:04,909 still makes it to ringside. 2944 02:18:05,577 --> 02:18:07,212 [Vince] Yokozuna… 2945 02:18:09,581 --> 02:18:11,883 along with Jim Cornette, 2946 02:18:11,950 --> 02:18:13,051 Mr. Fuji. 2947 02:18:13,785 --> 02:18:16,321 This morning, in New York City. 2948 02:18:16,388 --> 02:18:20,458 This morning, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, and now, 2949 02:18:20,525 --> 02:18:24,562 Yokozuna to defend the WWE Title, let's go back up to Randy Savage. 2950 02:18:24,629 --> 02:18:25,897 [Savage] …the moment 2951 02:18:26,665 --> 02:18:30,101 that we have all been waiting for. 2952 02:18:36,875 --> 02:18:38,610 It is my honor 2953 02:18:39,811 --> 02:18:42,013 and my privilege 2954 02:18:43,448 --> 02:18:45,317 to introduce 2955 02:18:46,418 --> 02:18:47,719 to you 2956 02:18:49,120 --> 02:18:50,789 the next 2957 02:18:50,855 --> 02:18:56,127 World Wrestling Federation Champion… 2958 02:18:56,194 --> 02:18:57,228 [Heenan] Good luck. 2959 02:18:58,530 --> 02:19:02,534 …Lex Luger! 2960 02:19:02,600 --> 02:19:04,602 ["The Stars and Stripes Forever" playing] 2961 02:19:04,669 --> 02:19:06,671 [crowd goes wild] 2962 02:19:08,239 --> 02:19:09,874 [Heenan] They're going nuts here! 2963 02:19:09,941 --> 02:19:11,943 [Vince] A standing ovation. 2964 02:19:12,977 --> 02:19:14,479 [Heenan] Oh, I'm not standing. 2965 02:19:18,316 --> 02:19:19,918 [Vince] Here is a good look 2966 02:19:20,752 --> 02:19:22,420 at the man who's traveled 2967 02:19:23,188 --> 02:19:25,724 over 9,000 miles 2968 02:19:25,790 --> 02:19:28,159 crisscrossing the great nation 2969 02:19:28,226 --> 02:19:30,328 of the United States of America. 2970 02:19:30,995 --> 02:19:32,163 There's the man. 2971 02:19:35,500 --> 02:19:39,504 Yokozuna peering down to the extraordinary physique 2972 02:19:40,071 --> 02:19:41,239 of Lex Luger. 2973 02:19:42,841 --> 02:19:46,077 [Heenan] And he's wearing the red, white and blue, isn't he, McMahon? 2974 02:19:49,547 --> 02:19:52,083 [Vince] And wearing it proudly, Bobby Heenan. 2975 02:19:52,150 --> 02:19:53,985 Wearing it oh-so-proudly. 2976 02:19:55,086 --> 02:19:58,523 [Heenan] Luger, this is your one-time opportunity. 2977 02:19:59,157 --> 02:20:00,325 Don't blow it. 2978 02:20:01,826 --> 02:20:03,161 Make the best of it. 2979 02:20:06,398 --> 02:20:08,566 [Vince] Unbelievable applause 2980 02:20:09,134 --> 02:20:10,702 for Lex Luger. 2981 02:20:10,769 --> 02:20:12,504 When you think of respect, 2982 02:20:12,570 --> 02:20:15,206 you have to think of Lex Luger. 2983 02:20:16,608 --> 02:20:20,011 When you think of a great athlete, you have to think 2984 02:20:20,078 --> 02:20:23,081 of Lex Luger, an extraordinary competitor, 2985 02:20:23,148 --> 02:20:25,049 an extraordinary patriot. 2986 02:20:26,785 --> 02:20:29,454 And perhaps, perhaps Lex Luger 2987 02:20:29,521 --> 02:20:33,691 minutes away from wearing the World Wrestling Federation Title. 2988 02:20:33,758 --> 02:20:35,693 [Heenan] But when you think of the champion, 2989 02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:37,762 you've gotta think of Yokozuna. 2990 02:20:37,829 --> 02:20:39,831 [Vince] Indeed, you do. No question of that. 2991 02:20:41,099 --> 02:20:43,368 [Heenan] And James E. Cornette. 2992 02:20:43,435 --> 02:20:45,103 And Mr. Fuji. 2993 02:20:45,170 --> 02:20:46,404 And the entire 2994 02:20:47,439 --> 02:20:48,840 country of Japan 2995 02:20:49,674 --> 02:20:51,609 is behind Yokozuna. 2996 02:20:51,676 --> 02:20:56,247 [crowd chanting] USA! USA! USA! 2997 02:20:58,183 --> 02:21:01,386 [Vince] Lex Luger, readying himself to lock up 2998 02:21:02,954 --> 02:21:06,457 with this beast, as his American spokesman called him. 2999 02:21:06,524 --> 02:21:08,626 Jim Cornette called Yokozuna a beast. 3000 02:21:08,693 --> 02:21:11,663 He is that. I have no idea what the man weighs. 3001 02:21:11,729 --> 02:21:13,832 It was suggested at one time… 3002 02:21:13,898 --> 02:21:14,799 [bell rings] 3003 02:21:14,866 --> 02:21:16,968 [Vince] …it was around the 450-pound mark. 3004 02:21:17,035 --> 02:21:19,571 Now up around 260, 270… 3005 02:21:19,637 --> 02:21:22,407 Rather, 470. Who knows how much he weighs? 3006 02:21:24,609 --> 02:21:26,744 [Heenan] 270? Yoko ate that for lunch today. 3007 02:21:26,811 --> 02:21:27,912 [Vince] He probably did. 3008 02:21:28,513 --> 02:21:29,714 But look at this. 3009 02:21:30,548 --> 02:21:31,749 [Heenan] Intimidation. 3010 02:21:33,017 --> 02:21:36,187 [Vince] Last time they were eye-to-eye, it was on the deck of the Intrepid. 3011 02:21:36,254 --> 02:21:39,090 And Lex Luger said, "Come on, big boy." Remember that? 3012 02:21:39,157 --> 02:21:42,060 -He read his lips. -[Heenan] That's where he hip-locked him. 3013 02:21:42,627 --> 02:21:45,096 [Vince] It wasn't a hip toss at all. It was a slam. 3014 02:21:45,163 --> 02:21:46,698 Wait a minute. Wait a minute! 3015 02:21:46,764 --> 02:21:48,366 Fuji's coming up from behind! 3016 02:21:49,968 --> 02:21:51,069 Turn around! 3017 02:21:51,703 --> 02:21:52,804 Turn around, Lex! 3018 02:21:53,404 --> 02:21:55,607 -Turn around! -[Heenan] He's got a plan. 3019 02:21:56,241 --> 02:21:58,076 [Vince] And just like that, Yokozuna attacking. 3020 02:21:58,142 --> 02:21:59,444 But Yokozuna to the buckle. 3021 02:22:01,513 --> 02:22:03,781 Luger hammering away on Yokozuna! 3022 02:22:07,085 --> 02:22:08,920 Lex Luger with Yokozuna. 3023 02:22:08,987 --> 02:22:11,055 To the rope now. Luger! 3024 02:22:11,122 --> 02:22:13,091 Look at that! Yokozuna's rocked. 3025 02:22:13,157 --> 02:22:14,726 Right from the get-go. 3026 02:22:14,792 --> 02:22:18,062 Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna had their strategy planned for Luger. 3027 02:22:18,129 --> 02:22:21,165 And Luger, all the way over from behind! 3028 02:22:21,232 --> 02:22:22,066 Look at this! 3029 02:22:22,667 --> 02:22:24,402 Yokozuna, with an elbow. 3030 02:22:25,870 --> 02:22:28,673 [Heenan] I don't think I've ever seen Lex Luger in better shape. 3031 02:22:29,908 --> 02:22:31,409 [Vince] Wait a minute, wait a minute. 3032 02:22:31,476 --> 02:22:33,811 Yokozuna coming off and… No. 3033 02:22:35,046 --> 02:22:36,314 [Heenan] Whoa! 3034 02:22:36,981 --> 02:22:39,450 [Vince] Luger, too quick for him! 3035 02:22:39,517 --> 02:22:41,953 Yokozuna has bulked up for this matchup. 3036 02:22:42,020 --> 02:22:43,655 Lex Luger's gone the other way. 3037 02:22:43,721 --> 02:22:45,723 He knew he couldn't match him in terms of bulk, 3038 02:22:45,790 --> 02:22:47,158 in terms of strength. 3039 02:22:47,225 --> 02:22:51,062 Luger, somewhere around a lean 260, maybe even less. 3040 02:22:51,129 --> 02:22:54,065 Yokozuna. Stepping to the outside. 3041 02:22:54,132 --> 02:22:56,601 Mr. Fuji, trying to get to Lex Luger. 3042 02:22:56,668 --> 02:22:59,237 Thus far, the strategy… Look at this! 3043 02:22:59,304 --> 02:23:01,739 -The strategy has backfired thus far! -[crowd cheers] 3044 02:23:02,373 --> 02:23:04,576 [Heenan] It's only a… Don't worry. 3045 02:23:04,642 --> 02:23:05,977 Don't count the champ out. 3046 02:23:06,044 --> 02:23:08,713 [Vince] Oh, forget about it! Yes! 3047 02:23:08,780 --> 02:23:10,481 -[Heenan] What an elbow. -[Vince] Cover him! 3048 02:23:10,548 --> 02:23:12,450 One, two… 3049 02:23:12,517 --> 02:23:14,185 And two is all he can get. 3050 02:23:14,953 --> 02:23:16,354 [Heenan] Way too powerful. 3051 02:23:18,323 --> 02:23:20,825 [Vince] Lex Luger, off the rope! 3052 02:23:20,892 --> 02:23:23,494 And caught and slammed by Yokozuna. 3053 02:23:24,762 --> 02:23:26,197 That was impressive. Look out! 3054 02:23:26,264 --> 02:23:28,600 Yokozuna wants to end it early, no! 3055 02:23:28,666 --> 02:23:30,768 [crowd cheers] 3056 02:23:35,840 --> 02:23:38,710 [Vince] And Lex Luger, hammering away on Yokozuna. 3057 02:23:39,544 --> 02:23:40,945 And again, thus far, 3058 02:23:41,012 --> 02:23:44,549 everything Yokozuna has attempted to do to Luger has backfired. 3059 02:23:45,550 --> 02:23:48,019 Look at the huge girth of Yokozuna. 3060 02:23:48,753 --> 02:23:52,457 [Heenan] He is a big boy, he's a big fortune cookie. 3061 02:23:52,523 --> 02:23:56,794 [crowd chanting] USA! USA! USA! 3062 02:23:56,861 --> 02:23:58,963 -[Vince] Listen to this chant! -[Heenan] Huh? 3063 02:23:59,564 --> 02:24:00,798 I can't hear you. 3064 02:24:01,366 --> 02:24:05,236 [Vince] Yokozuna for the ride to the buckle. 3065 02:24:05,303 --> 02:24:08,072 And the whole ring… Look out, Luger coming at him. 3066 02:24:08,139 --> 02:24:10,108 [Luger] Yeah, baby. Huh? 3067 02:24:11,042 --> 02:24:13,077 [Vince] Lex Luger, with that forearm, 3068 02:24:13,144 --> 02:24:17,181 ramming it into the throat, the chest area of Yokozuna! 3069 02:24:17,248 --> 02:24:18,883 [crowd cheering] 3070 02:24:19,651 --> 02:24:21,986 -[Heenan] Look at that body on Lex Luger. -[crowd] One, two… 3071 02:24:22,053 --> 02:24:25,189 [Heenan] He's worked hard for this. But it won't help him. 3072 02:24:26,858 --> 02:24:29,894 [Vince] This capacity crowd, perhaps… 3073 02:24:29,961 --> 02:24:30,928 Oh my. 3074 02:24:32,697 --> 02:24:36,100 Just like that, ladies and gentlemen, Yokozuna can turn a match around. 3075 02:24:36,167 --> 02:24:37,268 All it takes is one blow. 3076 02:24:37,335 --> 02:24:39,437 That's how devastating Yokozuna is. 3077 02:24:39,504 --> 02:24:42,273 [Heenan] He can turn your career around like that in one move. 3078 02:24:43,775 --> 02:24:46,144 -[Luger groans] -[man] Check him, check him, check him. 3079 02:24:46,210 --> 02:24:47,512 [Luger groans] 3080 02:24:47,578 --> 02:24:49,414 [Vince] Again, I have no idea 3081 02:24:49,480 --> 02:24:51,482 the actual weight of Yokozuna. 3082 02:24:51,549 --> 02:24:53,951 Whatever he weighs, he can really move it around. 3083 02:24:54,018 --> 02:24:55,353 Really use it to his advantage. 3084 02:24:56,421 --> 02:24:58,456 [Heenan] Well, where would he get weighed? 3085 02:24:58,523 --> 02:25:00,692 A truck stop? A meat scale? 3086 02:25:00,758 --> 02:25:03,594 It's gotta be some place… Some doctor has to be able to weigh him. 3087 02:25:03,661 --> 02:25:04,729 They know what he weighs. 3088 02:25:04,796 --> 02:25:06,998 [Vince] Wait a minute. Fuji coming up from behind. 3089 02:25:07,065 --> 02:25:08,866 Mr. Fuji here with Lex Luger. 3090 02:25:10,835 --> 02:25:13,504 And that misses. Lex Luger too smart for him. 3091 02:25:14,472 --> 02:25:16,541 And look at that right hand by Luger. 3092 02:25:16,607 --> 02:25:18,209 Hammering away on Yokozuna. 3093 02:25:19,677 --> 02:25:22,814 Yet more strategy on the part of Fuji and Yokozuna, 3094 02:25:22,880 --> 02:25:24,048 thus far, failing. 3095 02:25:24,115 --> 02:25:27,018 Luger too smart for them, too quick for them, Bobby Heenan. 3096 02:25:27,085 --> 02:25:28,352 [Heenan] They came with a game plan-- 3097 02:25:28,419 --> 02:25:31,289 -[Vince] And a body slam! -[Heenan] No. See, I told you. 3098 02:25:31,355 --> 02:25:32,623 He can't do it. 3099 02:25:32,690 --> 02:25:34,425 [Vince] He did it on July 4. 3100 02:25:36,060 --> 02:25:38,629 [Heenan] That was a hip toss on July 4. 3101 02:25:38,696 --> 02:25:41,999 He cannot… This man cannot be body-slammed. 3102 02:25:42,066 --> 02:25:42,967 [crowd boos] 3103 02:25:43,534 --> 02:25:46,904 [Heenan] I will tell you one thing, Yokozuna, Fuji and Cornette 3104 02:25:46,971 --> 02:25:49,006 have come here with a game plan. 3105 02:25:49,073 --> 02:25:50,141 So has Lex Luger. 3106 02:25:50,208 --> 02:25:53,978 But it doesn't seem to be working for Luger like it is Yokozuna. 3107 02:25:54,045 --> 02:25:55,913 [Vince] No, I'll totally disagree with that. 3108 02:25:55,980 --> 02:25:58,683 The game plan on the part of Fuji and Yokozuna has not worked. 3109 02:25:58,750 --> 02:26:01,986 They've tried to throw salt in his eyes, they've tried to sneak up behind him, 3110 02:26:02,053 --> 02:26:03,354 they've done about everything. 3111 02:26:03,421 --> 02:26:06,057 [Heenan] Uh-oh, watch it here. Watch this. 3112 02:26:06,124 --> 02:26:07,325 [Vince] Luger to the outside. 3113 02:26:07,892 --> 02:26:12,396 Yokozuna knows full well that thus far, Luger is too quick for him. 3114 02:26:12,463 --> 02:26:14,732 Too much agility, too much speed. 3115 02:26:14,799 --> 02:26:17,068 And too much in the way of intelligence. 3116 02:26:17,135 --> 02:26:18,536 You remember, Bobby Heenan… 3117 02:26:19,504 --> 02:26:22,640 Cornette on his knees trying to sneak up behind Lex Luger. 3118 02:26:22,707 --> 02:26:25,643 You remember the brains and the brawn, that's what this man is all about. 3119 02:26:25,710 --> 02:26:28,446 All of it. Straight-A student in college. 3120 02:26:29,147 --> 02:26:32,550 [Heenan] Oh, no doubt about that, but there is Yokozuna. 3121 02:26:32,617 --> 02:26:36,320 Almost 600 pounds of the WWE Champion. 3122 02:26:36,387 --> 02:26:39,957 All the red, white and blue, riding in a bus with Ralph Kramden, 3123 02:26:40,024 --> 02:26:41,726 will not do you any good. 3124 02:26:41,793 --> 02:26:43,628 This is one big animal. 3125 02:26:43,694 --> 02:26:46,364 [Vince] Oh, wait a minute. Yokozuna now on the apron. Oh no. 3126 02:26:46,430 --> 02:26:49,033 Yokozuna's to the outside, ladies and gentlemen. 3127 02:26:49,100 --> 02:26:52,470 Yokozuna with Lex Luger… What's he have wrapped around his throat? 3128 02:26:53,104 --> 02:26:55,907 Yokozuna has something, some sort of mic… Microphone cord 3129 02:26:55,973 --> 02:26:58,476 wrapped around his throat. Come on, ref. No. 3130 02:26:59,744 --> 02:27:01,879 And some of the gear coming off of Yokozuna. 3131 02:27:01,946 --> 02:27:03,147 Some of that sumo gear. 3132 02:27:04,482 --> 02:27:07,785 Yokozuna, as far as I'm concerned, Bobby Heenan, 3133 02:27:07,852 --> 02:27:09,253 Yoko… Oh no, no. 3134 02:27:10,621 --> 02:27:12,323 Oh! What a chop! 3135 02:27:12,924 --> 02:27:13,958 Devastating! 3136 02:27:14,659 --> 02:27:15,993 [Heenan] He's gonna squash him. 3137 02:27:16,060 --> 02:27:19,330 [Vince] No, no! Yokozuna, head of steam, and… Oh! 3138 02:27:21,399 --> 02:27:23,501 [Heenan] Give up, Luger. Quit now. 3139 02:27:23,568 --> 02:27:25,236 -Save your purpose. -Yeah, yeah, Yokozuna. 3140 02:27:29,173 --> 02:27:32,810 [Vince] And Yokozuna, wait a minute. What… With a chair! 3141 02:27:32,877 --> 02:27:35,646 Yokozuna must feel desperate. 3142 02:27:35,713 --> 02:27:38,983 Yokozuna, with Luger. Yokozuna winds up, but no! 3143 02:27:42,887 --> 02:27:43,988 Luger, hammering. 3144 02:27:44,055 --> 02:27:45,823 [Heenan] Come on, Fuji! Try to do something! 3145 02:27:48,993 --> 02:27:51,295 [Vince] Yokozuna rolling back in. 3146 02:27:51,362 --> 02:27:53,164 Trying to get away from Lex Luger. 3147 02:27:55,099 --> 02:27:57,835 And Lex Luger, staring down Mr. Fuji. 3148 02:27:57,902 --> 02:27:59,904 Luger now, back into the apron, back into the ring. 3149 02:27:59,971 --> 02:28:01,239 The matchup continues. 3150 02:28:01,305 --> 02:28:03,841 Lex Luger going to the rope. Yokozuna's back up. 3151 02:28:03,908 --> 02:28:05,376 Yokozuna, turning in to him. 3152 02:28:05,443 --> 02:28:06,877 Luger with a lunge! 3153 02:28:06,944 --> 02:28:09,480 Double axe handle, and the big man is still on his feet! 3154 02:28:09,547 --> 02:28:11,115 [Heenan] You bet he's still on his feet. 3155 02:28:12,316 --> 02:28:14,285 [Vince] Luger! Luger's going up! 3156 02:28:14,352 --> 02:28:16,754 Wait a minute, I've never seen this before! 3157 02:28:16,821 --> 02:28:19,257 Lex Luger is going… 3158 02:28:19,957 --> 02:28:21,759 Is going up to the top rope! 3159 02:28:22,793 --> 02:28:26,530 And Yokozuna will still not go down! 3160 02:28:27,331 --> 02:28:29,634 [Heenan] You try too many high-risk moves, 3161 02:28:29,700 --> 02:28:32,803 on Yokozuna, and you're gonna wind up eating it. 3162 02:28:32,870 --> 02:28:36,507 [Vince] Lex Luger going back up again now, ladies and gentlemen. 3163 02:28:36,574 --> 02:28:39,410 That controversial forearm… Oh! 3164 02:28:39,477 --> 02:28:41,579 -Nailing Yokozuna, that did it! -[crowd cheers] 3165 02:28:41,646 --> 02:28:44,215 [Vince] That did it. Cover him! Cover Yokozuna. 3166 02:28:44,282 --> 02:28:45,950 -Cover him. -[Heenan] Is he out? 3167 02:28:46,017 --> 02:28:48,019 [Vince] One, two, three! 3168 02:28:48,085 --> 02:28:50,154 -He's the new champion! -[Heenan] No, no, no. 3169 02:28:50,221 --> 02:28:52,089 No, McMahon, he got the shoulder up. 3170 02:28:53,024 --> 02:28:54,692 What just happened? 3171 02:28:54,759 --> 02:28:56,527 [Vince] Only a count of two. 3172 02:28:57,595 --> 02:29:01,299 Even with the padding on the forearm of Lex Luger, 3173 02:29:01,365 --> 02:29:04,035 he almost knocked Yokozuna out, and there, perhaps, he did. 3174 02:29:04,101 --> 02:29:05,202 [Heenan] Did you hear that? 3175 02:29:06,137 --> 02:29:07,471 Did you hear that? 3176 02:29:08,906 --> 02:29:11,108 [Vince] One, two, three! 3177 02:29:11,175 --> 02:29:13,444 [Heenan] No, no. He got his shoulder up. 3178 02:29:13,511 --> 02:29:14,645 He got it up. 3179 02:29:15,313 --> 02:29:16,781 He got it up. 3180 02:29:16,847 --> 02:29:18,549 Ride the bus, dummy. 3181 02:29:18,616 --> 02:29:21,485 Train, dummy. Do whatever you have to, dummy. 3182 02:29:21,552 --> 02:29:24,956 But you're not gonna beat the WWE Champion Yokozuna. 3183 02:29:25,022 --> 02:29:28,592 [Vince] Luger coming off the rope. Missing, now going underneath, and… Uh-oh. 3184 02:29:29,460 --> 02:29:31,796 Both men down. Double clothesline! 3185 02:29:31,862 --> 02:29:33,664 [Heenan] It's like a divorce. Nobody wins. 3186 02:29:36,967 --> 02:29:41,405 [Vince] Luger, running into that huge girth of Yokozuna and clotheslined. 3187 02:29:41,472 --> 02:29:44,041 Both men clotheslined at the same time. 3188 02:29:44,108 --> 02:29:48,779 [Heenan] Look at the difference in size between Yokozuna and Lex Luger. 3189 02:29:48,846 --> 02:29:51,349 He's like four times the size of Luger. 3190 02:29:54,785 --> 02:29:57,955 [Vince] Lex Luger, trying to get it together. 3191 02:29:58,022 --> 02:29:58,956 Get down from there! 3192 02:29:59,023 --> 02:30:01,092 Cornette! Cornette up on the apron. 3193 02:30:01,158 --> 02:30:02,960 [Heenan] He can be up there. He's a manager. 3194 02:30:03,627 --> 02:30:06,797 [Vince] Wait a minute, look at this. Fuji throws the bucket to Yokozuna. 3195 02:30:10,167 --> 02:30:11,569 Oh no! 3196 02:30:11,635 --> 02:30:15,473 No! No! Don't let it end here. Please, no! 3197 02:30:15,539 --> 02:30:16,741 Don't let it end. 3198 02:30:16,807 --> 02:30:18,909 [Heenan] I've heard of kicking the bucket, but this is 3199 02:30:18,976 --> 02:30:21,145 a whole new meaning to that phrase. 3200 02:30:21,212 --> 02:30:23,214 Take him out, Yokozuna! Beat him! 3201 02:30:24,682 --> 02:30:26,350 [Vince] Yokozuna's down. 3202 02:30:26,417 --> 02:30:30,121 Can he get over to cover Lex Luger? Looks like Luger's unconscious. 3203 02:30:31,522 --> 02:30:34,291 Yokozuna nailing Luger 3204 02:30:34,925 --> 02:30:36,694 with that… Look out, oh no! 3205 02:30:36,761 --> 02:30:38,162 Inching over to cover him. 3206 02:30:38,229 --> 02:30:40,498 No, it can't end this way. 3207 02:30:40,564 --> 02:30:43,934 Yokozuna, inching his way over. 3208 02:30:44,001 --> 02:30:45,803 [Heenan] There's no way Luger can kick out now. 3209 02:30:47,571 --> 02:30:48,939 It's over, it's over. 3210 02:30:49,006 --> 02:30:51,075 [Vince] Six hundred pounds to the shoulder, and… 3211 02:30:51,142 --> 02:30:52,543 -A kick out! -[Heenan] No! 3212 02:30:52,610 --> 02:30:54,779 -No, no, no! -[crowd cheers] 3213 02:30:54,845 --> 02:30:56,947 [Heenan] What lousy officiating! 3214 02:30:58,582 --> 02:30:59,917 [Vince] Yokozuna 3215 02:31:00,851 --> 02:31:02,486 came so close 3216 02:31:03,220 --> 02:31:06,957 to pinning Lex Luger. Luger somehow kicking out. 3217 02:31:09,293 --> 02:31:10,961 A chop by Yokozuna. 3218 02:31:11,028 --> 02:31:13,097 Trying to chop down the great American hero. 3219 02:31:13,164 --> 02:31:15,499 Luger back on his feet. And another chop, look at this. 3220 02:31:19,403 --> 02:31:21,572 [Heenan] Luger took it to him for a while. 3221 02:31:21,639 --> 02:31:24,575 But Luger, seems to me, he's lost all his strength. 3222 02:31:24,642 --> 02:31:26,077 Yoko has drained him. 3223 02:31:26,844 --> 02:31:28,345 [Vince] Can Lex Luger 3224 02:31:29,480 --> 02:31:30,815 get it back together? 3225 02:31:30,881 --> 02:31:33,317 Can Lex Luger do the impossible? 3226 02:31:33,384 --> 02:31:35,286 Can he defeat Yokozuna? 3227 02:31:36,821 --> 02:31:40,958 Many feel that no human being alive can defeat Yokozuna. 3228 02:31:41,892 --> 02:31:43,594 [Heenan] I don't think so, do you? 3229 02:31:43,661 --> 02:31:45,696 [Vince] Lex Luger now, look at this! 3230 02:31:45,763 --> 02:31:47,498 -Oh! -[crowd groans] 3231 02:31:47,565 --> 02:31:49,133 [Heenan] Bye-bye, Lex. 3232 02:31:49,200 --> 02:31:51,535 [Vince] That should do it, ladies and gentlemen. Nonetheless, 3233 02:31:51,602 --> 02:31:54,038 a gallant effort, a gallant effort 3234 02:31:54,105 --> 02:31:57,041 on unquestionably a real American hero. 3235 02:31:57,108 --> 02:32:00,778 The cover, the leg is up. Two, and three. 3236 02:32:00,845 --> 02:32:03,581 No. No, he didn't get him! No, he didn't. 3237 02:32:03,647 --> 02:32:06,117 He didn't get him at all. No, he didn't either. 3238 02:32:06,183 --> 02:32:07,618 [Heenan] He got him, McMahon. 3239 02:32:07,685 --> 02:32:10,054 [Vince] The referee was right there looking at his shoulders. 3240 02:32:11,722 --> 02:32:15,092 -I can't believe that Lex Luger-- -Beat him up more! 3241 02:32:15,159 --> 02:32:17,161 [Vince] Yeah, Mr. Fuji can't believe it either. 3242 02:32:19,063 --> 02:32:22,933 [Heenan] Look at the pain and the scars etched in Mr. Fuji's face. 3243 02:32:23,000 --> 02:32:24,935 He's waited a lifetime for this. 3244 02:32:25,002 --> 02:32:28,072 His champion's gonna do it. I'm telling you, he's gonna do it. 3245 02:32:28,139 --> 02:32:29,306 -[ref] One… -[Luger groans] 3246 02:32:29,373 --> 02:32:30,908 [Vince] Come on, ref, get in there. 3247 02:32:30,975 --> 02:32:33,644 Luger being choked by the pressure of the second rope. 3248 02:32:35,012 --> 02:32:37,848 -[Heenan] Take his head off, Yokozuna. -[Luger coughing] 3249 02:32:39,884 --> 02:32:41,152 [Vince] Lex Luger. 3250 02:32:41,218 --> 02:32:43,754 Oh! Suffering the consequences of the 3251 02:32:44,555 --> 02:32:47,358 attack, the rather brutal attack 3252 02:32:47,424 --> 02:32:49,026 of Yokozuna thus far. 3253 02:32:51,028 --> 02:32:52,229 Yokozuna, 3254 02:32:53,597 --> 02:32:55,199 every bit the beast, 3255 02:32:56,467 --> 02:33:00,304 every bit the beast that Cornette said he was. 3256 02:33:01,372 --> 02:33:03,741 -And now-- -[Heenan] That's with a capital B too. 3257 02:33:04,942 --> 02:33:06,277 [Vince] Yokozuna, 3258 02:33:07,111 --> 02:33:09,446 resorting to tactics unquestionably unbecoming 3259 02:33:09,513 --> 02:33:11,282 that of a WWE Champion. 3260 02:33:12,249 --> 02:33:13,884 [Heenan] He makes his own rules. 3261 02:33:13,951 --> 02:33:15,819 He's… He's owned and run 3262 02:33:15,886 --> 02:33:18,088 by Japan, not WWE. 3263 02:33:18,155 --> 02:33:19,156 Don't you know that? 3264 02:33:19,890 --> 02:33:22,326 [Vince] Unbelievable side suplex! 3265 02:33:22,393 --> 02:33:24,128 [Heenan] Almost broke him in half. 3266 02:33:24,195 --> 02:33:25,162 [Vince] And that 3267 02:33:25,829 --> 02:33:28,499 should do it, and again, ladies and gentlemen, 3268 02:33:28,566 --> 02:33:32,002 a valiant effort. One, two, three. 3269 02:33:32,069 --> 02:33:35,005 -No! No! No! He still didn't get him. -[Heenan] Come on! 3270 02:33:35,072 --> 02:33:36,473 [Vince] He still did not get him. 3271 02:33:37,408 --> 02:33:38,542 [Heenan] He had him! 3272 02:33:39,243 --> 02:33:41,845 [Vince] Yokozuna with a bewildered look on his face. 3273 02:33:42,846 --> 02:33:44,548 He wants a faster count. 3274 02:33:44,615 --> 02:33:47,284 [Heenan] You want me to go count? I can go count to three. 3275 02:33:48,352 --> 02:33:50,888 [Vince] Somehow, Lex Luger able to kick out 3276 02:33:50,955 --> 02:33:53,524 with that near 600-pounder on your chest. 3277 02:33:53,591 --> 02:33:55,359 That's unbelievable. 3278 02:33:55,426 --> 02:33:58,362 But Luger, I believe, drawing power, drawing strength 3279 02:33:58,429 --> 02:34:00,297 from this capacity crowd. 3280 02:34:00,364 --> 02:34:01,365 A snap there. 3281 02:34:01,432 --> 02:34:03,968 Yokozuna sets him up again, and now look, 3282 02:34:04,868 --> 02:34:06,570 working on the trapezius area. 3283 02:34:06,637 --> 02:34:09,340 Leaning all of that 600… Near 600 pounds 3284 02:34:09,406 --> 02:34:11,375 down on the pectoral area. 3285 02:34:11,442 --> 02:34:13,611 [Heenan] The only man that's gonna win this match 3286 02:34:13,677 --> 02:34:15,346 is the man who wants it the most. 3287 02:34:15,980 --> 02:34:18,315 If Luger wants it the most, then he'll beat him. 3288 02:34:18,382 --> 02:34:20,351 [Vince] All right, Bobby Heenan, let's get real. 3289 02:34:20,417 --> 02:34:22,987 Just like Lex Luger is. You have to be impressed thus far 3290 02:34:23,053 --> 02:34:26,056 with the fact that Lex Luger has been able to withstand 3291 02:34:26,123 --> 02:34:27,324 the side suplex. 3292 02:34:27,391 --> 02:34:31,462 Has been able to withstand everything Yokozuna has been able to give him today. 3293 02:34:31,528 --> 02:34:34,031 -And listen to this! Listen to this crowd! -[crowd chanting] USA! 3294 02:34:34,098 --> 02:34:35,899 [Vince] Listen to these people, Bobby Heenan! 3295 02:34:35,966 --> 02:34:38,102 [Heenan] What? I can't hear you. 3296 02:34:38,168 --> 02:34:39,937 All these humanoids are making noise! 3297 02:34:41,305 --> 02:34:44,942 [Vince] I've never known an athlete to have this kind of support! 3298 02:34:45,009 --> 02:34:45,843 [Heenan] Huh? 3299 02:34:46,577 --> 02:34:49,013 -[Vince] Lex Luger… -[Heenan] What? 3300 02:34:49,079 --> 02:34:52,249 [Vince] …is still very much in this contest! 3301 02:34:53,817 --> 02:34:56,987 Yokozuna, applying unbelievable pressure. 3302 02:34:59,089 --> 02:35:02,626 And you can bet, Yokozuna, the master of the martial arts, 3303 02:35:02,693 --> 02:35:04,261 knows all the pressure points. 3304 02:35:05,329 --> 02:35:06,797 [Heenan] Well, he can grab your knee, 3305 02:35:06,864 --> 02:35:09,867 he can grab your wrist, he can grab your tongue, your gums. 3306 02:35:09,933 --> 02:35:13,737 He can take you out 150,000 different ways. 3307 02:35:14,438 --> 02:35:16,907 Do it, Yoko! Do it now. 3308 02:35:16,974 --> 02:35:18,175 [Vince] Look at this! 3309 02:35:18,242 --> 02:35:20,210 Luger is reaching out. 3310 02:35:20,277 --> 02:35:24,548 Lex Luger is on one knee. Luger's coming up! 3311 02:35:24,615 --> 02:35:27,584 Ladies and gentlemen, he's coming up! Lex Luger is on his feet. 3312 02:35:29,653 --> 02:35:32,956 Lex Luger is feeling the power. Luger ramming. 3313 02:35:33,524 --> 02:35:35,893 Ramming the elbow again. Luger is free from the hold. 3314 02:35:36,994 --> 02:35:39,063 -Luger! No. -[Heenan] No. 3315 02:35:39,129 --> 02:35:41,265 [Vince] No, it can't end like this! Two… 3316 02:35:41,332 --> 02:35:42,966 -And a kick out again! -[Heenan] No! 3317 02:35:43,033 --> 02:35:44,902 [Vince] Still a count of two! 3318 02:35:44,968 --> 02:35:46,837 [Heenan] I'll tell you one thing, McMahon. 3319 02:35:46,904 --> 02:35:49,873 In all my years in this great, great sport, 3320 02:35:49,940 --> 02:35:51,709 I am truly impressed 3321 02:35:51,775 --> 02:35:54,745 with the courage and the fight inside of Lex Luger. 3322 02:35:54,812 --> 02:35:56,814 [Vince] Look out, it's gonna end right there! 3323 02:35:56,880 --> 02:35:57,715 [Heenan] That's it! 3324 02:35:58,248 --> 02:36:00,117 He won't beat Yokozuna, 3325 02:36:00,184 --> 02:36:03,053 but he's got more fight than any man I've ever seen. 3326 02:36:03,120 --> 02:36:05,089 [Vince] One, two… 3327 02:36:05,155 --> 02:36:07,858 And another kick out! Another kick out! 3328 02:36:07,925 --> 02:36:10,728 Yokozuna cannot beat him, Bobby Heenan! 3329 02:36:10,794 --> 02:36:13,464 Yokozuna cannot defeat Luger! 3330 02:36:14,398 --> 02:36:15,733 Look at the look on his face! 3331 02:36:15,799 --> 02:36:17,634 I think he's beginning to believe 3332 02:36:17,701 --> 02:36:18,635 "I can't beat him." 3333 02:36:18,702 --> 02:36:21,138 Yokozuna's losing confidence. 3334 02:36:21,205 --> 02:36:23,040 [Heenan] Well, it's not that he can't beat him, 3335 02:36:23,107 --> 02:36:25,676 he knows he's got his hands full, but look here. 3336 02:36:26,443 --> 02:36:28,579 Banzai! The big one. 3337 02:36:28,645 --> 02:36:31,014 Hiroshima! Here we go. 3338 02:36:31,749 --> 02:36:32,583 [Vince] Luger, 3339 02:36:33,617 --> 02:36:35,652 being moved to the corner! 3340 02:36:37,821 --> 02:36:40,591 No! Let's please don't see this! 3341 02:36:40,657 --> 02:36:42,159 Yokozuna's going up! 3342 02:36:42,226 --> 02:36:43,794 [Heenan] Go one, go two! 3343 02:36:43,861 --> 02:36:45,696 [Vince] Yokozuna, 3344 02:36:45,763 --> 02:36:47,464 getting ready for the Banzai Drop! 3345 02:36:47,531 --> 02:36:49,400 Luger's down, no! 3346 02:36:49,466 --> 02:36:50,634 [crowd roars] 3347 02:36:55,773 --> 02:36:58,242 [Heenan] I can't hear, there's so much noise here right now. 3348 02:36:58,809 --> 02:37:00,911 [speaks indistinctly] 3349 02:37:04,014 --> 02:37:06,016 Cornette is beside himself! 3350 02:37:06,517 --> 02:37:10,387 [Vince] Yokozuna, missing with the Banzai Drop! 3351 02:37:11,388 --> 02:37:14,291 Now is the time, Lex Luger! 3352 02:37:14,358 --> 02:37:16,360 Now is the time! 3353 02:37:21,532 --> 02:37:25,569 Yokozuna, ramming the forehead of Lex Luger to the buckle. 3354 02:37:27,271 --> 02:37:28,238 An elbow. 3355 02:37:29,339 --> 02:37:32,910 Yokozuna has thrown everything now at Luger! 3356 02:37:34,278 --> 02:37:36,146 -Luger is somehow on his… -[Heenan] Oh! 3357 02:37:36,213 --> 02:37:37,881 [Vince] Somehow fighting back! 3358 02:37:37,948 --> 02:37:41,084 Lex Luger! Hammering away on Yokoz… Uh-oh. 3359 02:37:41,151 --> 02:37:43,720 [Heenan] I've never seen anybody with this much fight in him. 3360 02:37:43,787 --> 02:37:45,355 Luger's too dumb to quit. 3361 02:37:47,825 --> 02:37:48,926 [Vince] Yokozuna, 3362 02:37:50,060 --> 02:37:52,496 resorting to desperate tactics here, 3363 02:37:52,563 --> 02:37:55,065 on the part of Lex Luger. 3364 02:37:55,132 --> 02:37:57,935 [Heenan] Well, you have to. You know how much is at stake here? 3365 02:37:58,001 --> 02:38:01,038 The WWE Championship. Better than the Super Bowl. 3366 02:38:01,104 --> 02:38:03,941 Better than the World Series, better than the NBA Title. 3367 02:38:04,007 --> 02:38:05,909 This is the big daddy. 3368 02:38:05,976 --> 02:38:07,878 [Vince] And there is the big daddy, all right. 3369 02:38:07,945 --> 02:38:10,447 Near 600 pounds of Yokozuna. 3370 02:38:10,514 --> 02:38:12,316 Luger into the buckle, look out, here it comes. 3371 02:38:12,382 --> 02:38:13,917 Here it comes. 3372 02:38:13,984 --> 02:38:16,653 Yokozuna, charging like a locomotive. 3373 02:38:16,720 --> 02:38:18,322 And missing! 3374 02:38:20,057 --> 02:38:21,825 -And a slam! -[crowd roars] 3375 02:38:21,892 --> 02:38:23,160 [Heenan] Hip lock! Hip lock! 3376 02:38:23,227 --> 02:38:25,295 Hip lock! Hip lock! 3377 02:38:25,929 --> 02:38:28,932 -[Vince] That was a body slam! -[Heenan] Hip lock! 3378 02:38:31,268 --> 02:38:32,536 [Vince] And Mr. Fuji… 3379 02:38:33,203 --> 02:38:34,338 [Heenan] He's out! 3380 02:38:34,404 --> 02:38:36,006 Fuji is out cold! 3381 02:38:38,675 --> 02:38:41,912 [Vince] And look out, here comes Lex Luger! 3382 02:38:45,482 --> 02:38:48,552 [Heenan] Yoko's at my seat. He is out cold! 3383 02:38:49,920 --> 02:38:51,488 Come on, Yoko, get up! 3384 02:38:52,523 --> 02:38:53,590 [Vince] Yokozuna! 3385 02:38:55,692 --> 02:38:57,160 Yokozuna is out! 3386 02:38:57,995 --> 02:39:00,998 -[Heenan] He's on the good ship lollipop. -[Vince] Wait a minute, Jim Cornette! 3387 02:39:01,064 --> 02:39:03,467 Jim Cornette is over on the side! 3388 02:39:03,534 --> 02:39:05,802 [Heenan] A man that's injured with a bad neck! 3389 02:39:06,503 --> 02:39:07,871 [Vince] And he deserves it. 3390 02:39:11,542 --> 02:39:13,343 -[Heenan] Luger's won it! -[bell rings] 3391 02:39:13,410 --> 02:39:15,445 [Vince] Lex Luger has won the match! 3392 02:39:15,512 --> 02:39:17,714 Lex Luger has won the match! 3393 02:39:17,781 --> 02:39:19,516 ["The Stars and Stripes Forever" playing] 3394 02:39:19,583 --> 02:39:22,252 [Finkel] Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this bout 3395 02:39:22,319 --> 02:39:25,222 as a result of a count out, 3396 02:39:25,289 --> 02:39:29,126 Lex Luger! 3397 02:39:29,192 --> 02:39:31,862 [Vince] Lex Luger is the winner! 3398 02:39:31,929 --> 02:39:33,797 Lex Luger is the victor. 3399 02:39:33,864 --> 02:39:37,434 Lex Luger has done the impossible, ladies and gentlemen. 3400 02:39:37,501 --> 02:39:40,737 Lex Luger has defeated Yokozuna! 3401 02:39:41,972 --> 02:39:43,807 [Heenan] What does this mean? 3402 02:39:47,778 --> 02:39:49,179 [Vince] Look at this! 3403 02:39:49,246 --> 02:39:51,248 This place is going bonkers! 3404 02:39:52,049 --> 02:39:55,185 [Heenan] Will somebody come and help the champion? 3405 02:39:57,554 --> 02:39:59,122 [Vince] Yokozuna's the winner! 3406 02:39:59,189 --> 02:40:03,026 [Heenan] Yes, and he still has the WWE Title! 3407 02:40:03,093 --> 02:40:05,429 He may have won the match, Lex Luger, 3408 02:40:05,495 --> 02:40:10,133 but the championship remains in the possession of Yokozuna. 3409 02:40:13,170 --> 02:40:15,305 [Vince] Lex Luger, victorious! 3410 02:40:15,372 --> 02:40:18,575 Lex Luger has electrified this capacity crowd 3411 02:40:18,642 --> 02:40:20,510 and fans all over the world! 3412 02:40:20,577 --> 02:40:23,280 However, Lex Luger, 3413 02:40:23,347 --> 02:40:25,048 as you brought up, 3414 02:40:25,115 --> 02:40:27,117 did not win the Championship. 3415 02:40:27,751 --> 02:40:30,320 Lex Luger, look at him, 3416 02:40:30,387 --> 02:40:32,623 in the ring, victorious. 3417 02:40:32,689 --> 02:40:35,125 [Heenan] Luger, you can wave that flag all you want, 3418 02:40:35,192 --> 02:40:37,260 but you better wave bye-bye, 3419 02:40:37,327 --> 02:40:39,663 because your one-time opportunity, 3420 02:40:39,730 --> 02:40:41,498 you just blew, buddy. 3421 02:40:41,565 --> 02:40:43,367 [Vince] Hey, let me tell you this, 3422 02:40:43,433 --> 02:40:46,236 you can bet Lex Luger will get his rematch. 3423 02:40:46,303 --> 02:40:48,772 You can bet there will be so much pressure 3424 02:40:48,839 --> 02:40:51,475 on WWE President Jack Tunney. 3425 02:40:51,541 --> 02:40:54,444 You can bet, you can bet that Lex Luger 3426 02:40:54,511 --> 02:40:56,580 will get his rematch, and when he does, 3427 02:40:56,647 --> 02:40:59,249 Lex Luger will not only defeat Yokozuna, 3428 02:40:59,316 --> 02:41:01,451 Lex Luger will be 3429 02:41:01,518 --> 02:41:05,856 the World Wrestling Federation Champion! 3430 02:41:08,625 --> 02:41:11,395 [Heenan] Will somebody help Yokozuna? 3431 02:41:12,295 --> 02:41:14,431 [Vince] Lex Luger is celebrating. 3432 02:41:15,332 --> 02:41:17,734 Lex Luger, victorious. 3433 02:41:18,902 --> 02:41:21,938 Lex Luger, unquestionably 3434 02:41:22,005 --> 02:41:23,840 an American hero 3435 02:41:23,907 --> 02:41:25,542 if there ever was one. 3436 02:41:26,143 --> 02:41:27,210 Lex Luger, 3437 02:41:27,844 --> 02:41:31,515 waving the red, white and the blue. 3438 02:41:36,820 --> 02:41:38,822 ["7:26" by Michael Nappi playing] 3439 02:41:45,629 --> 02:41:50,167 ♪ 7:26 hours on the radio ♪ 3440 02:41:50,233 --> 02:41:54,404 ♪ Talking 'bout our lives To people that I didn't know ♪ 3441 02:41:54,471 --> 02:41:58,909 ♪ 'Cause every drop of rain Has got a story to be told ♪ 3442 02:41:58,975 --> 02:42:00,877 ♪ Before it hits the ground ♪ 3443 02:42:00,944 --> 02:42:02,913 ♪ Giving up ♪ 3444 02:42:02,979 --> 02:42:05,982 ♪ And letting go ♪ 3445 02:42:07,084 --> 02:42:11,521 ♪ We were like each other Everything we did we liked ♪ 3446 02:42:11,588 --> 02:42:15,725 ♪ Promising each other To never change, to never fight ♪ 3447 02:42:15,792 --> 02:42:20,230 ♪ To never walk away, to never lie To do what's right ♪ 3448 02:42:20,297 --> 02:42:23,600 ♪ But sometimes promises Are hard to keep ♪ 3449 02:42:23,667 --> 02:42:26,803 ♪ When out of sight ♪ 3450 02:42:27,571 --> 02:42:31,074 ♪ When out of sight ♪ 3451 02:42:32,876 --> 02:42:37,280 ♪ Then one day, that's all that you have ♪ 3452 02:42:37,347 --> 02:42:41,752 ♪ Just one day, to do what you can ♪ 3453 02:42:41,818 --> 02:42:44,588 ♪ 'Cause one day ♪ 3454 02:42:44,654 --> 02:42:51,194 ♪ May never come And then one day you're done ♪ 3455 02:42:51,261 --> 02:42:54,765 ♪ And it all ♪ 3456 02:42:54,831 --> 02:42:59,202 ♪ Goes away ♪ 3457 02:42:59,269 --> 02:43:03,774 ♪ One day ♪ [echoes] 3458 02:43:09,713 --> 02:43:14,351 ♪ 7:26, I was on the precipice ♪ 3459 02:43:14,417 --> 02:43:18,788 ♪ Looking for a way For you and I to exist ♪ 3460 02:43:18,855 --> 02:43:22,459 ♪ Hoping that you might be Listening to the radio ♪ 3461 02:43:22,959 --> 02:43:28,565 ♪ And that you'd hear my voice And something that you didn't know ♪ 3462 02:43:30,267 --> 02:43:35,605 ♪ You didn't know ♪ 3463 02:43:35,672 --> 02:43:38,108 ♪ Then one day ♪ 3464 02:43:38,175 --> 02:43:40,043 ♪ That's all that you have ♪ 3465 02:43:40,110 --> 02:43:42,579 ♪ Just one day ♪ 3466 02:43:42,646 --> 02:43:44,648 ♪ To do what you can ♪ 3467 02:43:44,714 --> 02:43:47,384 ♪ 'Cause one day ♪ 3468 02:43:47,450 --> 02:43:49,019 ♪ May never come ♪ 3469 02:43:49,085 --> 02:43:53,623 ♪ And then one day, you're done ♪ 3470 02:43:53,690 --> 02:43:57,460 ♪ And it all ♪ 3471 02:43:57,527 --> 02:44:02,799 ♪ Goes away ♪ 3472 02:44:02,866 --> 02:44:06,636 ♪ It all ♪ 3473 02:44:06,703 --> 02:44:10,974 ♪ Goes away ♪ 3474 02:44:11,041 --> 02:44:12,676 ♪ One day ♪ 3475 02:44:12,742 --> 02:44:17,113 ♪ 7:26 hours on the radio ♪ 3476 02:44:17,180 --> 02:44:21,751 ♪ Talking 'bout our lives To people that I didn't know ♪ 3477 02:44:23,320 --> 02:44:27,257 ♪ One day, that's all that you have ♪ 3478 02:44:27,324 --> 02:44:29,993 ♪ Just one day ♪ 3479 02:44:30,060 --> 02:44:31,628 ♪ To do what you can ♪ 3480 02:44:31,695 --> 02:44:34,464 ♪ 'Cause one day ♪ 3481 02:44:34,531 --> 02:44:36,066 ♪ May never come ♪ 3482 02:44:36,132 --> 02:44:40,470 ♪ And then one day you're gone ♪ 3483 02:44:40,537 --> 02:44:44,608 ♪ And it all ♪ 3484 02:44:44,674 --> 02:44:49,913 ♪ Goes away ♪ 3485 02:44:49,980 --> 02:44:53,750 ♪ It all ♪ 3486 02:44:53,817 --> 02:44:58,021 ♪ Goes away ♪ 3487 02:44:58,088 --> 02:45:02,592 ♪ One day ♪ 3488 02:45:08,765 --> 02:45:12,936 ♪ Every drop of rain Has a story to be told ♪ 3489 02:45:13,003 --> 02:45:19,175 ♪ Before it hits the ground Giving up and letting go ♪ 3490 02:45:19,242 --> 02:45:20,543 [song ends] 3491 02:45:20,610 --> 02:45:22,612 ["The Stars and Stripes Forever" resumes] 3492 02:45:27,784 --> 02:45:30,086 [Heenan] I can't believe it! He is out! 3493 02:45:30,153 --> 02:45:31,554 He is still out! 3494 02:45:31,621 --> 02:45:33,189 The champion is out! 3495 02:45:33,256 --> 02:45:35,425 [Vince] Let's take you now to the dressing room 3496 02:45:35,492 --> 02:45:38,561 of the man who knocked Yokozuna out, Bobby Heenan. 3497 02:45:38,628 --> 02:45:40,130 Here's Joe Fowler. 3498 02:45:40,196 --> 02:45:42,332 [indistinct chattering] 3499 02:45:42,399 --> 02:45:44,467 Lex Luger, the public loves you 3500 02:45:44,534 --> 02:45:47,270 and obviously, your friends in the WWE love you too. 3501 02:45:47,337 --> 02:45:48,638 Great feeling in the locker room, 3502 02:45:48,705 --> 02:45:51,341 great feeling out there in the ring, great victory today. 3503 02:45:51,408 --> 02:45:53,009 And it was an honor and a privilege 3504 02:45:53,076 --> 02:45:55,645 to wrestle for the World Wrestling Federation title. 3505 02:45:55,712 --> 02:45:58,948 It was an honor and a privilege of representing my country out there. 3506 02:45:59,015 --> 02:46:01,051 -The atmosphere out there was-- -[loud bang] 3507 02:46:01,117 --> 02:46:02,385 Lex Luger. 3508 02:46:02,452 --> 02:46:06,089 I'm here in your locker room to tell you 3509 02:46:06,156 --> 02:46:08,725 that I am not impressed with you. 3510 02:46:09,492 --> 02:46:14,364 And I am not impressed with your friends either. 3511 02:46:14,431 --> 02:46:19,869 And I'm certainly not impressed about the country you stand up for. 3512 02:46:19,936 --> 02:46:23,139 -Out of line, brother. -Let me tell you something. 3513 02:46:23,206 --> 02:46:26,176 If you ever step in the ring 3514 02:46:26,242 --> 02:46:30,046 with Ludvig Borga, I will crush you. 3515 02:46:30,113 --> 02:46:32,949 Like America is crumbling, 3516 02:46:33,016 --> 02:46:35,518 piece by piece. 3517 02:46:35,585 --> 02:46:40,357 And I see you as the backbone of America. 3518 02:46:40,423 --> 02:46:44,160 And if you ever step in the ring with me, 3519 02:46:44,227 --> 02:46:45,862 I will break it. 3520 02:46:45,929 --> 02:46:47,263 That's not a sure thing. 3521 02:46:48,398 --> 02:46:50,800 [Vince] Well, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Vince McMahon 3522 02:46:50,867 --> 02:46:52,602 saying so long, ladies and gentlemen. 3523 02:46:52,669 --> 02:46:55,105 We certainly hope you enjoyed SummerSlam 3524 02:46:55,171 --> 02:46:57,007 more than Yokozuna did. joyed SummerSlam