-Mr. Ankit Pandey, you should work for us. -Sure.
-No, Mr. Pandey, you should work for our company. -Sure.
Mr. Pandey, we will give you a package of 20 Lakhs, a house and a car.
We will give you a package of 24 lakhs, a house and a car.
Not just that, we will bear the expenses of your maid and fuel.
-Mr. Ankit Pandey, the CEO's chair is yours. -Oh, thank you.
What chair? They still make their CEO sit on a beanbag.
-Ankit, come with us. -Come with me.
Get up, you scoundrel.
Akansha is calling everyone. Look how many missed calls you have from her.
Yes.
Hey, Jhantoo,
life will become so easy after getting a job, right?
Yes, dude, it will. No stress of exams or CG.
I am wondering, what will we do with so much money?
What is there to wonder about? We will get some Russian strippers.
We will make 12 clones of them.
That should last us for a year. Come on.
No.
Smile a little.
Oh, we met just now.
-Yes, down in the mess area. -Just joined.
Who asked you?
Yes, I'll message you. Thank you.
Everyone is here? Where is Jaat?
There is just one week left till day zero.
The recruitment is about to begin. Does he care at all or not?
I care.
The Metamurphy Group is coming for civil this time.
-Yes, it is being discussed. -Which company is that?
Don't you guys know about Metamurphy?
Think of the best building in the world.
-Burj Khalifa. -Empire Estate.
Taj Mahal.
They didn't make all these buildings but they are a huge company.
-If I get a job there, I'll have so much money. -Is that right?
I will buy a VR headset with my first salary.
-And a 400 cc sports bike with my second salary. -Great.
With my third salary, I will get my mother's heart surgery done.
Working for money. Corporate slave.
You should work where the environment is good.
That is why I will choose Bangalore as my job location.
At least the environment will be good even if the work environment is not.
I will choose Bangalore too.
Not because of you obviously.
How will we meet in such a big city?
The growth is good there.
-Of trees. -Nature.
Guys, you are dreaming too big.
Start with something more realistic.
Like making a startup a unicorn or becoming the world's richest person.
Or opening a travel business on Mars.
Please be serious.
Because it's not going to be easy.
Look, don't miss even a single pre-placement talk.
I have sent you a few videos of HR and GD. Watch them.
And keep taking the mock tests for aptitude.
We are trying to ensure more kids get placed than the last time.
But you guys will have to work hard too.
And most importantly, there will be rejections.
So, don't give up. Be positive.
Yes, so, is rejection a bad thing?
Lincoln from the US and Kundan from Benares
were made strong because of rejection.
So, in the interviews, my focus will be on rejection.
Because if you get rejected once, then you lose the fear, right?
That is why don't be positive.
Be negative. Anything else?
You could have texted us all this.
Come on, guys. Let's go to Uncle's. Tea and snacks.
I sent you a link for VR sets last night.
-Watch those videos, okay? -Yes.
-Don't skip them, please. -Oh, absolutely.
Hey, forget it. Tell me about this.
Okay. So, there's some bad news and there's some bad news.
Firstly, fewer companies have come this year as compared to last year.
Secondly, Ed Tech has declined too.
Anyway, whether the companies come or not is not in our control.
But preparing our students well is in our hands.
So that the maximum number of students can get placements.
So, please motivate them. Keep them on their toes.
And take care of their discipline.
No recruiter should feel that our students are not serious.
Okay? Thank you. You may go now.
Sir, I have sent you the list of all the six-pointers separately.
With their special skills. So, please check that.
-Yes, I'll check it. -Thank you, sir.
Day zero of the placement season.
This is no less than the opening power play of a twenty-twenty match.
High pressure, high expectations.
Anything can happen.
People may see someone and say, who will hire him?
That guy may hit a six on his first ball.
And someone who has been in his top form for the last four years,
it is possible that he may not get a job in the end.
Even the six-pointers expect a six-figure salary.
They want a cool boss.
And they dream about going to Spain for a vacation.
The recruiters also want their candidates to be all-rounders.
Their IQ should be greater than Einstein's.
They should be an even better coder than Steve Jobs.
And when the deadline is near, they should make a good cup of coffee too.
Now, will these kids have fun in the glass companies?
Or will they work for the concrete company and abuse the company?
All this depends on day zero.
What don't the kids do to prepare themselves for day zero?
Please give me an interview recommendation.
They call their seniors to try and set up something.
My CV is ready. The CV is great.
Boys who gossip about affairs suddenly start focusing on current affairs.
They stand in front of the mirror and say they are awesome, they can do it,
they are the best, they can crack any interview.
Crack this. You'll get a good job and have a lot of money.
They find a thousand creative ways to sell an average pen.
-Sell me this pen. -Sir, can you write that question for me?
Sure.
-Rupees hundred, sir. -Impressive.
And then comes the biggest sacrifice.
Is it necessary to do this?
You want a job, don't you?
-Move aside. -Then you'll have to do it.
What if it bleeds?
We'll ice it.
Can't see without spectacles?
-He is your best friend. -He got an award, right?
I won't be able to show my face anywhere. I can't do it. Please.
You must do it, Jhantoo.
You must get it done once, okay?
Get a shave at least.
You said you'll only trim it.
Hey! Where the hell do you think you are going?
Please let me go!
-Please! -No, Jhantoo!
No.
Jhantoo, no! No!
Where will you run? I won't let you go. Come on!
Listen to me carefully. No one will laugh at Jhantoo.
If anyone laughs, I will screw their happiness for the coming two years.
Okay? Don't demotivate him. No one will laugh.
What is all this? What happened?
Hey, who are you?
Your dad, you asshole.
Jhantoo.
Shut up.
Dude.
-Hey, don't laugh. -Look at him.
Look at him.
Hey, don't laugh, dude.
It's nothing. Hey, don't laugh.
-Be quiet. -Come on. No one will laugh.
-Be quiet. -Do you find this funny?
Do you find this funny?
Laugh a little.
Laugh, you asshole.
-Look at him. -Bro.
Look what just happened.
'Hostel Daze.'
Tripathi, wait! Do you have a belt?
-Yes. -Give it to me quickly.
Give me the damn bucket.
Hello, sir. My name is Shivam.
Asshole.
Hello, sir. My name is Shivam.
What the hell.
I look nice, right?
You look nice.
-Right? -You look nice.
Bro, give me a shirt, please.
I will give you my first salary. Promise.
-This needs to be ironed, right? -Yes.
How will you become an engineer?
Tie!
Bro, can I get a tie?
-Take it from my room. -Thank you.
And can I get shoes in size twelve?
Your shoe size is twelve, you fucker?
My size is twelve. My room is open. Go and take them.
-Go, take them. -Thank you.
Scoundrel, you got a PPO.
Why are you going for placements?
Just because I am fasting doesn't mean I can't see the menu, right?
And if the food is good, I might as well taste it.
I can.
What are you looking at?
Anyway, you are not even eligible for most of the companies I am applying to.
Hold this.
It will dry in ten minutes.
-Go and bowl, dude. -We need to toss first.
What toss? I won the match.
-Fucker, you won the match yesterday. -Yes, so?
So, new day, new match, new toss.
This is not how we do it. Go and bowl.
What are my younger brothers doing?
Oh, so you are playing cricket?
That's good. Count me in too. I am in the college team.
They call me Mr. 180 degrees.
-180. -There are no runs in the back.
-Come. I'll be in the batting team. -No, bro.
The team is set. Five people on each side. Where will we put you?
You already selected the team?
That's okay. You will need an umpire as well.
Look, I have a potbelly and I am also prone to cheating.
Bro, there are CCTV cameras here.
If there is a disagreement, we go down and watch the footage.
He is studying engineering. Well...
But you will need an audience too, right?
We Indians can watch cricket anywhere. You play. I'll cheer.
I can even do the Mexican wave.
Go on, good boys. Start playing.
Go on and bowl, dude.
And, Sumit, don't cheat today. Remove the sandpaper from your pocket.
Come on. Bravo.
-A little right. -Not too much.
It is not too much.
-Hey. -Move your hand.
-This is good. -Is the triangle proper?
-So cute. -You look so good.
I am feeling very nervous.
There is aptitude after the pre-placement talk and after that, GDPI.
If I get a job in this company, I will be so happy.
I want to lose my employment virginity to Pixi Palette Pvt Limited.
-Oh, you will. -Listen.
This should be your first and last company, got it?
-Yes. Should I go now? Do I look good? -Yes, go on.
-Go get them. -Yes, bro.
-Dude, my files? -They are in your room, right?
Of course. I am so forgetful today.
-All the best! -Thank you!
He will be happy today.
That's good.
Let's take a look at the companies for civil, bro.
Let's check.
They are not coming.
The Metamurphy group is not coming today.
Is no one coming from civil?
There is one, bro. AZL Pvt.
The salary looks like charity, not a salary.
Take a look at agriculture, dude.
Agri...
-Is it this one? -Yes, that's the one. Open it.
A backlog is not allowed.
It's cool. I came to get rejected.
Jhantoo, bro, can I have your shoes?
I have to go for the PPT of IG Mentec.
-Size eight, right? -Yes.
He wore mine and left.
They seem brand new. Haven't you worn these ever?
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
-Hey, did you guys find out about Ravi Teja? -What?
Silimon is giving him a package of 18 lakhs, dude.
18?
But Teja rejected it. He said I'll opt for a better offer than this.
He is pissing fire, bro.
-Just look at him. -Better than that?
Yes, so, chill. It's just begun.
A keymaker once told me in Chabua that
confidence is the real key.
Focus, you asshole.
Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Pixi Palette.
I am Rakesh Bhatia, senior regional head, Asia Pacific.
At Pixi, we believe in the mantra,
you grow, we grow. We grow, you grow.
Because admit it. We are the best in the industry.
With a proven track record year after year.
We are happy to have you on board. And remember, at Pixi, we are all a family.
Ma'am!
I am sorry. This year, we won't be hiring anyone from this college.
But, ma'am, I posted the best students from my batch for you.
Exactly. They are all extraordinary.
Next year, either they will switch or go for further studies.
So, I'll give you average kids.
Average students with no personal goals or ambitions.
They won't go anywhere, ma'am.
At least recruit a few, ma'am.
Then what's the point? They won't be good.
Good? Ma'am, these hostel kids are trained for everything.
You are hiring for sales.
These guys make a million excuses for a debt of a rupees hundred.
You want street-smart kids. Tell me any movie.
Rare, banned, even the ones that the producer has deleted,
they will get you a 720p copy of that movie.
You want hard-working kids who sit at a desk for eight hours?
Our gamers don't get up before twenty-four hours.
And that is still warm-up.
Ma'am, please give them a chance.
Like lakhs of youngsters in our country, all they need is an opportunity.
Come.
Listen. Send me the second list.
I'll look into it.
Sure, ma'am.
Thank you so much. It means a lot.
Thank you.
Hey, why are you worrying so much?
You have cleared the aptitude for Easy Tech, right?
I am worried about the entire batch, not myself.
Why? Have you paid everyone's fee?
Why are you taking this role so personally?
We are just mediators, right?
So, just do as you are told.
And, anyway, I just came so that we have an advantage over the others.
Hi. Yes?
Zero Tech is here? Cool, cool. I am coming.
Prerna, listen. I have to send the second list.
-Give it to me. -Okay. I'll call you back.
It's just the beginning, dude.
Nabo? Nabo, you are getting worried again?
If it doesn't happen this time,
next time, we'll choose some different companies.
And if that doesn't happen either?
Chirag, I have terrible luck with exams.
I don't understand. I won't get a job and then...
Hey, calm down. Calm down.
Look, if it doesn't happen then I will
personally prepare you for aptitude next time.
Okay? I promise.
Now smile. Smile.
Why are you smiling?
I got through.
Me too. I scored 72.
-93. -What? How much?
-93. Look. -What?
How is it possible?
I don't know.
You must have given random answers. AAA, BBB, CCC, DDD.
-You thought something will click. -No, Chirag. I solved the entire thing.
In fact, while solving, I thought that if
I can solve it so easily, it must be wrong.
Yes.
The questions weren't that easy.
Might be luck. Sometimes it works. Right?
-It happens. Let's celebrate. -No, but I...
Yes.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Dude, Metamurphy didn't come today too.
AZL Pvt. is still here.
Then apply for that.
It is a core company.
Gupta said those guys haven't constructed anything above six floors.
If I have to lift cement, I'll at least do it for a skyscraper. Why them?
Check Agri.
Agri.
Denva Agro. One backlog is allowed.
CG-7. You...
5.94.
Jhantoo, give me a needle and thread.
My button came off. I am late for my interview.
Whoa. It's a great idea.
Dude, did you guys hear about Ravi Teja?
Kractic is ready to give him a package of 24 lakhs, dude.
On top of that, a placement in California.
He has won the lottery, man.
No one is giving me even 24 thousand.
24 lakhs.
I am thinking if I don't a job in core, I'll apply for a different stream.
Do it, bro. I anyway came to get rejected.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I am losing my cool.
We have won again, bro.
Yes, bro, we won two.
-We won. -We won. Congratulations. But wait.
Where are you going?
I have made a setup here. You don't have to go down to watch the highlights.
You can watch the highlights here in slow-mo.
No, bro. We are tired. We have to study. We are leaving.
This. Because of this attitude, our country is bad at sports.
It has been 12 years since we won the world cup.
It's already been 12 years?
Look at this. Everyone wants to be a coder. No one wants to be a keeper.
Bro, we took a five minutes break from studies to play one match.
You said best of three, best of five and made us play 24 matches.
Bro, let's leave.
Come on, bro. I have to submit my assignment.
-That professor will screw my happiness. -He's the one who screwed our happiness.
Yes, go! Study.
Study as much as you can!
But no matter how much you study, your happiness will still be screwed.
Hey, rascal. Hit him!
Hey, Rakesh.
Rajesh.
Yes. Rajesh. Wait a minute.
I am Rupesh. Hang up the phone. Do it.
Rupesh Bhati. I gifted you a pen. Remember?
Gift? When?
I gave you a pen and you didn't return it.
We were standing in the queue to fill out our examination forms.
I jumped like this and read your name.
I couldn't remember properly if it was Rajesh or Rakesh.
Yes, so... Do you want your pen back?
What are you saying, bro? We're friends. Will I take a pen from my friend?
Sorry. I was not able to give you time.
But we will catch up on everything today. Come.
Did you get a placement? It must be going on, right?
I am trying.
But, bro, forget all that. Is this shirt readymade or did you get it tailored?
Bro the answer to 12th question was 32 right?
I think it was Madras.
Hey bbro, you were suppose to make big huge skyscrapers.
How come you are into testing?
What are you saying bro, you yourself are from Mechanical.
Recession is coming in US, i thought the growth rate willl be slow in mechanical.
So thought of switching
You are right.
Written exam went well.
GD is the main issue. Hope that goes nicely as well.
Can you give me some tips for GD?
What can I provide you with?
It's very simple.
It's all about confidence.
The moment opposite person starts speaking, you counter him.
Whatever he says, always oppose him.
So, your topic is, should India import goods from its neighbouring countries?
-Please discuss. -No. I don't think so.
-Disagree. -How dare you?
What do you think of yourself?
Our topic for today is, the education system of India.
As we can practically see that through our education system,
we are lucky enough to sit in front of such esteemed individuals.
The films are having a bad impression on today's youth.
They are catching bad habits like smoking, drinking, and dating.
-No, but... -That's a total generalization.
What about good films about animal activism?
-Say. Say. -I don't care.
East or West, India is best. And I am very proud to use Indian products.
Correct. I even stopped having my favourite intercontinental food.
Morning, Misal Pav. Lunch, Litti Choka.
Night, rice plate. Even my girlfriend left me.
But I never left my country.
Bro, I am saying that...
Excuse me. Speak in English.
And then what about stalking?
What about sexism? Patriarchy?
Men can't cry? Should I cry and show you right now?
Sir, even you can cry. This blatant sexism.
They don't focus on female characters at all.
They barely get a few dialogues and sometimes, even that doesn't happen.
Let me finish, Nabomita. I am fighting for you guys.
My final point is, I am a proud male feminist.
I would like to conclude by saying that our education system may be good or bad
but we all will make it better. Because we are the education system of India.
I am the education system of India. You are the education system of India.
Sir, you are also the education system of India.
I cleared my GD.
That is great, bro. Congrats.
-Yours? -I'll check.
Chirag, I failed.
It's alright, Nabo. We'll try for another company.
I mean I was talking about her.
Chirag, if you cleared yours, then go for it.
Yes, I mean we'll see.
So many companies are yet to come. We'll have a lot of chances.
But I think I won't sit for this company's technical.
Why won't you sit?
I mean I wasn't interested in this company.
I mean we... I... I decided on Bangalore, right?
-And it's not in Bangalore... -Shouldn't you have told me earlier?
Do you know the condition of the placement cell?
So few companies are coming. So few people are getting selected.
And why will they select? I, myself wouldn't select.
And, you. AZL is your core company, right? What are you doing here?
-Have you seen their salary? -Really? Have you seen your CGPA?
Take what you are getting.
But I want Metamurphy. I am waiting for them.
And who said you can't try later?
Attend this now and when the A-list companies
come, attend that. Don't take any chances.
And, you, go, prepare for your techni. It's tonight.
-Yes, okay. -Chirag.
Yes.
And, listen. Tell Jhantoo not to lose hope. It will happen, okay?
-Take care of him. -Yes, don't worry.
-Go. Get going. -Yes.
Yes.
-Yes. -Have you seen Metamurphy?
So? I heard you killed it in aptitude.
What is the use, Akku? I get out in the next round.
Why are you sulking? You'll crack it.
Your aptitude scores are so strong.
Do you know the questions were of CAT level?
-Really? -Really.
CAT level?
But I found them so easy while I was solving them.
Come on. Just a minute.
Oh, Prerna, you called me 13 times in one minute.
The AZL aptitude is starting in hall three, students. Come along, please.
You have to go to hall three. Keep your bags outside.
You can take a pen and a register inside.
Ankit, come on, bro. Hall three.
Hey, Jhantoo.
Dude, did you hear about Ravi Teja?
Two companies are fighting for him. They are bidding for him.
Silimal has even offered a green card to him.
-And also the company shares. -Did you come here to tell me that?
No. I came to return your shoes.
My GD is done.
Now the interview is after a few days so I will come back for these.
Okay. Keep them there. I'll take them.
You'll need them too someday, dude.
-Yes, yes. -Thank you, bro.
You are feeling lonely again?
My friend is coming. He is a little late.
If he is late, that's fine. But he should get here.
I got my son, Piyush, admitted a year late too. But I got him admitted.
The thing is I want him to get a job, not do this.
Is getting a job so easy?
Is it so hard?
I have seen absolutely dumb boys getting a package of six lakhs.
Should I tell you something? Sweeping the floors here for so many years,
even I have memorized that P plus half
rubic square plus ROGH is equal to constant.
You just have to answer a few small questions with confidence.
To be honest, I am terrified.
I can't gather the courage to sit for an interview.
So many intelligent boys are getting rejected. What will become of me?
If a thousand boys fill out the forms for one position,
some of them will have to get rejected.
Right? It is possible that the guy standing
next to you may be called before others.
And then you will stand there,
questioning all the decisions of your life.
But may I tell you something?
If you stand in the queue a bit longer, your number will come too.
You are a player, right?
You must be knowing that any player loses in his mind first
before losing on the ground.
Will you have a smoke?
I am a player, right?
Do your best.
So, I think 5G Internet is extremely important because
all the companies are highly dependent on internet.
Required CG-6.
How much do you have?
5.94.
-Nabo! -How was your techni?
I have two good news. I got through.
They liked me a lot.
-How can anyone dislike you? -That is true.
-And second? -Yes.
They liked the rest of the candidates too.
Chances are they will release a second list for the GD.
So, you too might get a chance.
-Yes. -Isn't that great?
Actually, Chirag.
I have been thinking and I wanted to tell you...
-What? -Just a moment.
-Everything will turn out great. -Hello?
Yes, Akku. Yes, no. I am removing my name from the placement pool.
Okay.
Why are you removing your name from the placement pool? Did you get a job?
-No. -Then?
Actually, I wanted to speak to you.
You know that whenever I give aptitude exams, my scores are great, right?
Yes, you score more than me. So?
So, it got me thinking and I went to my room and gave a lot of mock exams.
And you won't believe it. I scored really well in all of them.
Wow. That's really great. So?
So, that is my strength, Chirag.
And...
Then I was thinking that... that I should do MBA, you know?
I mean it makes sense, right?
MBA? Suddenly how did this...
Are you serious?
Yes, I mean it is sudden but also not really...
I have thought about this a lot.
Honestly, I think I realized that
I don't like engineering. I am bad at it, you know?
If I get a job, I'll just regret it all my life.
And think about it. This is the time to explore a little, to experiment.
You know, I really feel like I should take that risk.
What are you saying? You want to experiment and explore?
What? What risk?
Which film did you watch? Tell me. I will give it a poor rating on IMDb.
Chirag, I am thinking about doing MBA.
-See, I want to show you something. -You are not thinking.
You have already made up your mind and decided.
You are just telling me.
Chirag, please. You have to understand me.
Listen.
I promise you. I've thought about it. And I want this.
But it wasn't what we have planned.
How can you take such a big decision on your own?
You didn't discuss or tell me.
-Suddenly... -No, but...
I was so certain that we'll get a job together in Bangalore.
Chirag, but... Look at this once.
Actually, I... I need some space.
-Chirag, talk to me. -We'll talk later.
So, Ankit Pandey, tell me something about yourself.
Sir, I am an extremely hard-working individual.
And I think that if AZL Pvt. gives me an opportunity to work with them, then
I can be a great asset to the firm.
Why this company?
Ma'am, because AZL is a core company.
It's great for a civil engineer to start his career.
Jhantoo, how are your placements?
I am screwed.
I didn't want to get so rejected, bro.
I am not able to apply for any company.
Just give me a chance.
The cut-off for KEG fertilizers was 6.
And my CGPA? 5.94.
I am yearning to wear formal clothes.
If I had studied for two hours, dude, I'd be giving interviews right now.
I missed the main lecture on hydrology. Why?
Because I don't know where I was sitting and getting drunk.
It feels like if I had taken one less break to smoke, I would have made it.
I am remembering all the nonsense that I was up to in the last four years.
If I had not done a few things, not all, just a few and instead opened a book,
I would have a job today.
Getting in is so difficult, who knows what will happen after that?
I won't be able to do this, dude.
I am done.
Ankit has done it. The scoundrel got a job.
Bring the belt. Come on, guys.
-You are my brother, dude. -Come on, bro.
Let me say thank you.
Slowly, guys. Come on.
Hey! Wait, listen!
Let me get a job at Metamurphy, then you can hit me as much as you want.
Metamurphy is not coming this year. Don't you know?
Their CEO fired fifty per cent of their workforce.
The whole company is in debt, dude.
What are you looking at? Hit him with the belt.
Hit him.
Two on top and two at the bottom.
Take this.
It is not up to you if your expectations will be fulfilled or not.
But it is up to you to keep or not keep unrealistic realizations.
The root of all the problems is not low performance,
it is high expectations.
But the students won't think of such philosophies
during the cruel process of placements.
So, in such scenarios, instead of expecting,
you must accept what you have got. xpecting,