SATARK NAGRIK BANEN
Issey jaane dijiye, sahib. Vah kuch nahin jaanti.
Main Shahida hoon. Main uski broker hoon. Maine usey ek flat kiraye par dilvaya hai.
Nahin, vah kuch nahin jaanti…
Kadam, dabba do na zara.
Main ussey nahin jaanti.
Issey Marathi tuition ki fees samajh lijiye
jo mujhe aapko dena chahiye.
- Mere ghar ki chatt laal hai. - "Mere ghar ki chatt laal hai."
Arey baap re, Jamai-ji.
Apna khyaal rakhna.
Fikr mat kar. Vey Bombay waale hain.
Inhein AC ki bahut aadat hoti hai. Yah zyaada der nahin tikega.
Tu fikr mat kar. Accha?
Tu aa. Chal neeche chalte hain. Chal.
SATNAM KIRANA STORE
Yahaan aapko sabhi tarah ki kirane ka samaan
bazaar ki tulna mein saste daron par mil jayega.
Paagal.
Garmi hain na?
- Kaise ho bhai? - Main theek hoon bhai.
Maan gaye sir aapki zidd ko.
Baitho bhai.
Main Chavan hoon.
Sir, sir, main broker hoon.
Mera issey kuch lena-dena nahin hai.
Main jaati hoon sir. Main jaati hoon.
Main rukti hoon.
- Main jaoon? Main ghar jaati hoon na sir. - Ay, chup!
Mujhe jaane do na sir.
Bahut choti hai. Bahut choti hai vah.
Jaane do na sir. Jaane do mujhe.
- Jaoon kya? Main ghar jaoon kya? - Ay, dimaag kharaab mat kar mera.
Jaane do na mujhe.
SAMVAAD ANUVAADAK Neena Kiss