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1976 was the year
of the Olympic Games in Montreal.

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That year, the Argentinian dictatorship
killed hundreds of students.

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It's also the year when Rocky came out
with Sylvester Stallone.

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In Colombia, the law
on personal consumption was passed

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and we became the world's
number one producer of marijuana.

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You could hear Fruko y sus Tesos
all over the radio

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with their song "El Preso."

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At that time, I was in high school
in my senior year.

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But most importantly,

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1976 was the year when we met Eva.

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It was our first time meeting a girl.

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-Gosh.
-Oh, man, she's gorgeous.

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In the '70s,
there was a lot of sexual repression.

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There were no mixed-gender high schools.

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Education strategies
were focused on punishment.

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Gender roles were clearly defined,
and being homosexual was a sin.

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Those were definitely different times.

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How about these tits, Arbeláez?

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Wow.

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Poor girl. They must weigh on her.

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Guys, my mom said
that big boobs can ruin a girl's back.

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Oh, because your mum's breasts
are really tiny.

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Hey, listen.
I bet they did something to that photo.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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And you, Pabón? What do you say?

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-Oh, come on.
-Go ahead.

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This guy's so uptight, seriously.

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How come you're so embarrassed?
It's a magazine.

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How do you think you'd feel
having a rack in front of you?

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He's gonna be like, "Please, I can't!
Let me breathe!"

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-Let's see the rest.
-Attention, gentlemen.

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Ready? Check out
the queen of this magazine.

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-Show us.
-Check her out, suckers.

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Incredible, baby. I just wanna do this.

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Hi.

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That's the men's bathroom.

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Well, too bad, because
there's no women's bathroom in here

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and I really need to pee.

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Who the fuck is that?

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Huh?

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EVA LASTING

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LYSISTRATA
EPISODE 1

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I was wondering if I had actually
seen that girl in the bathroom

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or if it was just my imagination.

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But, honestly, we were focusing
on something else for now.

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In most classes,

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teachers were not accustomed to having
relationships with their students.

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However, I guess that might explain why

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Professor Estela, our home room
and literature teacher,

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was our erotic dream.

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Márquez. All right.

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And please write…

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As part of your final exam,

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I'm gonna ask you to read a great book.

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One Hundred Years of Solitude.

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Huh? And write an essay which will
account for 30% of your final grade.

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-And--
-Hello.

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Please, come in.

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Attention, boys.

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Let me introduce you to Eva Samper.

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The first female student
in José María Root High School.

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I'm gonna ask you all to be very
respectful and available to assist her.

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I'm confident these boys will make you
feel at home and part of our family.

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Did you see that? I can't believe
they let a girl study at our school.

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What's up?

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We didn't get to meet properly
in the bathroom.

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Well, nice to meet all of you.
As you know, my name's Eva Samper.

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But please don't call me by my last name.

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I hate when people do that,
as if we were soldiers.

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Samper, Angarita, Gómez, Otero.

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Anyway, how about
you all tell me your names?

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Nice to meet you. My name is Rodrigo.

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Rodrigo.

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Beautiful name.

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And you?

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Hi. Uh, my name is Álvaro.

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And you guys?

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-William.
-Édgar.

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The Acuñas.

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What's your name?

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She's talking to you.

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Uh, his name is Gustavo, and I'm Camilo.

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Gustavo and Camilo.

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And you?

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-Salcedo.
-I mean your first name.

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His name is Martín.

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Martín.

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I like it,
because you all look like a Rodrigo,

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the Acuñas, an Álvaro,
a Martín, a Camilo, and a Gustavo.

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It's so important
that your face matches your name.

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Imagine that your name is Janet
and you look like a Martha.

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You'd be quite mad, right?

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Uh…Definitely.

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You haven't read The Importance
of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde?

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I mean, reading literature
is better than looking at porno.

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Anyone sitting here?

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Uh, Benítez.

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Um, I mean, Julián.

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But his dad was transferred
to Barranquilla, so he left the school.

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-So it's okay if I sit here?
-Yeah.

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That trigonometry class
felt like an eternity.

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I held my breath and didn't blink
the entire time.

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I didn't look at her either.

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But in that moment, I felt I was falling
in love for the first time in my life.

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JOSÉ MARÍA ROOT DISTRICT SCHOOL

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Where is everyone?

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-They took off?
-Uh, yeah, they all went home.

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Oh. And you?

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Oh, I live nearby,
so I just walk to my house.

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Hm. By the main road?

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Uh-huh. More or less.

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Oh, super.

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My bus stops there, so I'll accompany you.
Is that cool?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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Why so quiet today?

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-Uh…
-I mean, we're classmates.

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We probably should be talking.
I know I'm not wrong.

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Do you hate me?
If you hate me, I can change my seat.

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It's not like that.
You're fine. Okay?

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Oh, so you like me?

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Yes.

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Such a liar.

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If true,
you would've talked to me. But it's fine.

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I'm sure we'll be very good friends
with time,

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because I always get along
with the Camilos.

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-And my intuition never fails.
-Sure.

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And what's more, I know it's weird having
a girl next to you as your desk buddy.

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The world is changing. For women.

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No, no. For everyone.
But especially for women.

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Have you heard of feminists?

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I'm a feminist.
But don't worry. I'll explain it.

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Or, for example, Isabel Martínez Perón,

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the first woman president of Argentina

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or any other major country
in Latin America.

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Another sign that
the times are changing, right?

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Yes. Yes, for sure.

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-Uh, this is my place.
-Hm.

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-It's a very nice house.
-Thanks.

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-Well, let's go. I can walk you.
-No, no, no, that's not necessary.

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Are you sure?

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You know the way?

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No, but I'll figure it out.

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Really? Because it could be--

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Don't tell me you're one of those guys

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who thinks that, as women,
we need your help to do everything.

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Even to find a bus stop.

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No. It's… It's a courtesy thing.

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Or machismo.

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Mrs. Ana.

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Mrs. Ana, come here.

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-Come see this.
-What is it?

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Look, but don't be too obvious.

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I wonder who she is.

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-A girlfriend maybe?
-Girlfriend? But from where?

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Hm.

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"Courtesy" comes from the word "court."

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It was the custom in the days of the kings

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when women could be erased
for practically nothing.

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Meaning, if we didn't do
what was expected of us,

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we could get our heads cut off.

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-Really? Are you serious?
-Yes, really.

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That's what happened when Anne Boleyn

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wouldn't agree to a divorce
with King Henry VIII.

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What? Didn't you read that play?

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Hm.

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Mm-hm.

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Hm. Camilo.

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Do you have something to tell us?

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Tell you about what?

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Hm. Well, I don't know, son, but I saw you
arrive with someone new today.

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Very pretty too.

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Oh, yes. Eva.

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-Eva? Her name's Eva?
-Yes.

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She's a girl who started school today.

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-Wait.
-What do you mean?

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Yes, starting today,
José María will be admitting ladies.

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-Starting today? Why hadn't you told us?
-Mixing boys and girls?

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-Yes.
-Why hadn't you told us?

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-I didn't know about it.
-All good manners will surely be lost.

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-A letter.
-Respect too.

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What do you mean? It's better though.

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These kids should learn
how to relate to women now.

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-Why didn't you let the girl in?
-Yes, why didn't you bring her in?

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She was in a hurry.
She had to get on Bus 30.

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-And why didn't you go with her?
-She didn't want me to.

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Wait, what?

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What is this lack of courtesy, Camilo?

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Papa, courtesy comes
from the times of kings.

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Times when women were treated
as if they meant nothing,

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and if women didn't obey,
they would cut their heads off.

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Haven't you read the story of Anne Boleyn?

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What's going on?

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Don't you hear? Come here.

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Do you… Do you hear?

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Do you know what that is? He's in love.

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Don't you hear him
singing romantic ballads?

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That means he's finally in love.

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Oh, my boy. How sweet.

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Yes. Although I must confess one thing.

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I'm not too sure that girl Eva
is the most appropriate.

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How about that story
about courtesy and kings? No.

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In fact, I bet you
that girl Eva is a feminist.

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Trust me, I know what I'm saying.

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Mm.

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Mom, I don't have time for breakfast.

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-What are you doing with that hairstyle?
-I wanted to change it.

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He doesn't say why his hair is like that?

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I liked the way he had it before.
Are we going to let him go like that?

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Sh. Let me listen.

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Tanks
and troops from the army.

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Soldiers in tactical gear took control
of the capital city's downtown district.

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In other words,

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as part of this so-called boom
of Latin American literature,

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besides Colombian author
Gabriel García Márquez,

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let's also mention other authors
who had a major impact.

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For example, an author from Peru
named Mario Vargas Llosa.

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There were also two Mexican authors,

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Carlos Fuentes and Octavio Paz,

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and an Argentinian author,
and an amazing writer,

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whose name is Julio Cortázar.

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Now, boys, please pay attention,

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as I need you all
to pick a technical course,

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and that's for our entire semester.

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You know you can choose
between two options.

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A, engineering. And B, accounting.

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So when I say your name, you need
to tell me which class you'd prefer.

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Okay? Acosta, Sergio--

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Yes, go ahead, Miss Samper?

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Um, my name is not Miss Samper.
I prefer to be called Eva.

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There isn't any… knitting?

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Did you not look at yourselves
in the mirror before leaving home?

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-You look crazy with those hairdos.
-Crazy?

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What's wrong with you?
Are you guys just losing it or what?

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The last thing we need now
is to end up in knitting class or ballet.

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I don't recommend ballet.

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No, really.

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It's hard. From my own experience. I took
classes from age five until I was ten.

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You feel me, boys?

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Uh, for me,
I couldn't care less about electives.

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What I really wanna do
is the least amount of effort,

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and accounting or electric classes
seem really difficult.

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Sounds super difficult.

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Instead, knitting is a break.
Piece of cake.

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I'm also speaking
from personal experience.

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I think it could even be
better than soccer.

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That morning,
we were all competing

00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:52.349 align:center
to show off our skills in front of Eva.

00:14:52.433 --> 00:14:54.268 align:center
-Hey, there!
-Come on!

00:14:54.351 --> 00:14:55.728 align:center
Keep going. Keep going.

00:14:56.312 --> 00:14:58.314 align:center
We were in the came class.
Class 10B.

00:14:58.397 --> 00:15:01.275 align:center
And my best friends in the class
were Rodrigo Arbeláez,

00:15:03.193 --> 00:15:04.236 align:center
a smart young man,

00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.697 align:center
whose father was a musician
and an alcoholic

00:15:06.780 --> 00:15:09.158 align:center
that treated his family
in all sorts of terrible ways.

00:15:09.241 --> 00:15:11.368 align:center
Now what?
Where do you want me to go?

00:15:12.119 --> 00:15:15.414 align:center
Gustavo Pabón,
a handsome fellow, who was extremely shy,

00:15:15.497 --> 00:15:16.582 align:center
so he didn't talk much.

00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:19.460 align:center
His father had just come out of prison,

00:15:19.543 --> 00:15:23.881 align:center
where he had been serving time for a crime
he kept claiming he hadn't committed.

00:15:26.300 --> 00:15:29.637 align:center
Álvaro Castro,
who was mesmerizing when he played.

00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:30.721 align:center
The best of us.

00:15:30.804 --> 00:15:33.849 align:center
But he was pessimistic deep down inside.

00:15:36.435 --> 00:15:38.312 align:center
He was the son of a house cleaning lady,

00:15:38.395 --> 00:15:42.399 align:center
who would also do some laundry and ironing
so that her family could make ends meet.

00:15:43.525 --> 00:15:45.027 align:center
Martín Salcedo.

00:15:45.527 --> 00:15:46.945 align:center
The class bully.

00:15:47.529 --> 00:15:49.990 align:center
He was a rude and aggressive guy,

00:15:50.074 --> 00:15:53.369 align:center
whose mother worked as a waitress
in a cheap local restaurant.

00:15:53.452 --> 00:15:54.286 align:center
Here you go.

00:15:54.828 --> 00:15:56.038 align:center
Yes, I'll be right back.

00:15:56.664 --> 00:15:57.498 align:center
Hello.

00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:03.504 align:center
And then there was me,

00:16:03.587 --> 00:16:05.130 align:center
Camilo Granados.

00:16:05.673 --> 00:16:10.219 align:center
Considering my poor soccer skills, I was
hoping to become a sports journalist.

00:16:10.969 --> 00:16:14.556 align:center
My father was a taxi driver
who was proud of being his own boss

00:16:14.640 --> 00:16:16.892 align:center
and not having to be supervised by anyone.

00:16:18.769 --> 00:16:19.978 align:center
Come on!

00:16:20.062 --> 00:16:21.814 align:center
And there was my mother.

00:16:21.897 --> 00:16:24.066 align:center
A woman who contributed
to the family budget

00:16:24.149 --> 00:16:26.860 align:center
by drafting college papers
on a typewriter.

00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:30.239 align:center
Hey, hurry! Get that ball!

00:16:30.322 --> 00:16:34.326 align:center
And there was Octavio
Quiñones, the terror of our school.

00:16:34.993 --> 00:16:38.080 align:center
A violent troublemaker.
We didn't know much about him.

00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:42.584 align:center
We just knew most of the school
was afraid of that guy.

00:16:43.419 --> 00:16:44.628 align:center
I was afraid of him too.

00:16:55.431 --> 00:16:57.599 align:center
Go around. Chase.

00:16:57.683 --> 00:16:58.600 align:center
This guy is easy.

00:16:58.684 --> 00:17:00.561 align:center
-Where are you going?
-Over here!

00:17:00.644 --> 00:17:03.397 align:center
-Ooh!
-Hey, you got a problem?

00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:05.691 align:center
Why'd you foul?
You gonna play the game, asshole?

00:17:05.774 --> 00:17:07.401 align:center
Are you his babysitter now?

00:17:07.484 --> 00:17:09.987 align:center
No, no. You just gonna do that to me?
Don't be an asshole.

00:17:10.070 --> 00:17:11.113 align:center
What are you gonna do?

00:17:11.196 --> 00:17:14.241 align:center
-So what, call it. Call it.
-See you after school tomorrow.

00:17:14.324 --> 00:17:15.534 align:center
-Well--
-Sure. It's on.

00:17:16.201 --> 00:17:17.202 align:center
It's on.

00:17:18.412 --> 00:17:20.247 align:center
A fight after school.

00:17:20.831 --> 00:17:23.751 align:center
That was the worst thing
that could ever happen to me,

00:17:23.834 --> 00:17:25.836 align:center
because I gotta admit, back then,

00:17:25.919 --> 00:17:29.381 align:center
I was prone to being
what a teenage boy should never be.

00:17:31.050 --> 00:17:32.217 align:center
I was a coward.

00:17:32.301 --> 00:17:33.135 align:center
Play!

00:17:34.511 --> 00:17:36.513 align:center
There's this movie,
and the director,

00:17:36.597 --> 00:17:38.891 align:center
he likes schoolgirls a lot, you know?

00:17:38.974 --> 00:17:41.101 align:center
He always shows them
with socks up to here.

00:17:41.602 --> 00:17:43.270 align:center
The mini skirts are amazing.

00:17:43.353 --> 00:17:46.857 align:center
He makes them do a little "ooh la la,"
you know? Starts to kiss them.

00:17:46.940 --> 00:17:48.525 align:center
What's up? Where are you guys going?

00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.695 align:center
-To the movies.
-And I'm not invited?

00:17:52.362 --> 00:17:55.157 align:center
No, I don't think you'll like
the movie we're going to watch.

00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.285 align:center
-Why?
-The Schoolgirls' Sin at the Imperio.

00:18:02.247 --> 00:18:03.081 align:center
I saw it.

00:18:08.128 --> 00:18:10.172 align:center
-Was it good?
-No.

00:18:10.255 --> 00:18:12.841 align:center
It's really bad.
It's just porn. There's zero plot.

00:18:13.967 --> 00:18:16.887 align:center
So at Metro Rivera, they're showing
that movie Saturday Night Fever

00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:18.597 align:center
with a new actor, John Travolta.

00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:20.307 align:center
They say he's an awesome dancer.

00:18:20.390 --> 00:18:23.477 align:center
A dance movie? For real?

00:18:23.560 --> 00:18:24.394 align:center
Yes.

00:18:25.521 --> 00:18:27.147 align:center
Okay? It's on me.

00:18:34.113 --> 00:18:37.366 align:center
IMPERIO THEATER XXX

00:18:37.449 --> 00:18:41.120 align:center
Given the situation I was
in, I was willing to admit I was a coward,

00:18:41.203 --> 00:18:45.874 align:center
and seek help and protection from Salcedo,
who was as much a bully as Quiñones.

00:18:47.126 --> 00:18:50.129 align:center
That's why I ended up being the only one
to turn down Eva's invitation,

00:18:50.212 --> 00:18:53.841 align:center
so I could go to the Imperio
in order to show some fake solidarity

00:18:53.924 --> 00:18:56.260 align:center
to the person I thought
was the only one who could save me.

00:18:56.343 --> 00:18:58.387 align:center
Quiñones was pretty cocky, huh?

00:19:00.722 --> 00:19:03.433 align:center
Oh, don't fall for it.
That dog barks, but won't bite.

00:19:04.434 --> 00:19:05.269 align:center
Really?

00:19:05.352 --> 00:19:07.771 align:center
Yes, I'm tired
of having to teach that fool.

00:19:07.855 --> 00:19:11.108 align:center
Oh. I'm happy you say that,
because I was thinking--

00:19:11.191 --> 00:19:13.443 align:center
Quiñones is not our problem
at all, Granados.

00:19:13.527 --> 00:19:16.196 align:center
You know what our problem is?
That girl Eva.

00:19:16.280 --> 00:19:19.158 align:center
-Eva?
-Yes. That chick wants to mess with us.

00:19:19.241 --> 00:19:20.492 align:center
She wants to split us up.

00:19:21.201 --> 00:19:23.453 align:center
Are you serious, man? You think so? But--

00:19:23.537 --> 00:19:25.706 align:center
If it wasn't like that,
we'd all be here, no?

00:19:34.548 --> 00:19:38.135 align:center
-Going back to the subject of Quiñones--
-There's no plot to this movie.

00:19:39.344 --> 00:19:40.304 align:center
Yeah.

00:19:45.517 --> 00:19:46.977 align:center
After the movies,

00:19:47.060 --> 00:19:50.522 align:center
my buddies and I enjoyed playing pool
at the Club 68.

00:19:50.606 --> 00:19:52.482 align:center
It was located down the street,

00:19:52.566 --> 00:19:55.694 align:center
and, for us,
this place was like our headquarters.

00:19:55.777 --> 00:19:56.695 align:center
There they are.

00:20:00.449 --> 00:20:02.201 align:center
-How's it going?
-What's up?

00:20:02.284 --> 00:20:03.952 align:center
Hm. How was it?

00:20:04.703 --> 00:20:05.621 align:center
Did you like the movie?

00:20:05.704 --> 00:20:08.081 align:center
-Well--
-It was good. And you?

00:20:08.165 --> 00:20:11.376 align:center
Just chilling. Teaching your guys
about the pleasures of life.

00:20:12.252 --> 00:20:13.295 align:center
Granados!

00:20:18.383 --> 00:20:21.303 align:center
I was right. I guessed
we might run into that jerk playing here.

00:20:21.386 --> 00:20:22.596 align:center
What's going on, Quiñones?

00:20:22.679 --> 00:20:25.265 align:center
Calm down, Salcedo.
You got nothing to do with this.

00:20:25.766 --> 00:20:27.559 align:center
-Just me and that dumbass.
-What?

00:20:28.352 --> 00:20:29.436 align:center
I got an idea, man.

00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:32.731 align:center
Wouldn't it be better if you and I
had our conversation sooner than later?

00:20:32.814 --> 00:20:34.566 align:center
Because, as my mom always says,

00:20:34.650 --> 00:20:36.777 align:center
don't put off until tomorrow
what you can do today.

00:20:36.860 --> 00:20:38.028 align:center
Ain't that right?

00:20:38.111 --> 00:20:39.363 align:center
-Yeah?
-Let's do this!

00:20:39.446 --> 00:20:40.906 align:center
-Go ahead.
-Let's do it.

00:20:40.989 --> 00:20:42.407 align:center
What's the matter with you?

00:20:44.034 --> 00:20:44.868 align:center
Hm?

00:20:46.787 --> 00:20:50.666 align:center
Do you have so many problems at home
that you're looking for a fight anywhere?

00:20:52.084 --> 00:20:54.294 align:center
-Don't tell me you're a Jim Stark.
-Who's that?

00:20:55.170 --> 00:20:57.798 align:center
A Jim Stark. The main character
in Rebel Without a Cause.

00:20:57.881 --> 00:20:58.924 align:center
You guys haven't seen that?

00:21:00.050 --> 00:21:01.009 align:center
No?

00:21:02.469 --> 00:21:06.098 align:center
I'll catch you up. It's about a guy
who has issues with his parents

00:21:06.181 --> 00:21:07.766 align:center
and is always getting into trouble.

00:21:08.892 --> 00:21:10.185 align:center
His soul is so poisoned

00:21:10.269 --> 00:21:14.273 align:center
that one day, he ends up feeling guilty
for murdering one of his friends.

00:21:15.107 --> 00:21:17.067 align:center
Something that could've
happened to anybody.

00:21:17.985 --> 00:21:19.653 align:center
Especially you.

00:21:21.321 --> 00:21:24.199 align:center
You should go get your shit together
before you really screw up.

00:21:25.909 --> 00:21:28.245 align:center
Think about it. You'll be better off.

00:21:36.962 --> 00:21:37.796 align:center
What?

00:21:47.014 --> 00:21:47.889 align:center
So?

00:21:47.973 --> 00:21:49.141 align:center
What did you think, hm?

00:21:50.183 --> 00:21:53.645 align:center
Good books and good movies
always help us with solving our problems.

00:21:54.187 --> 00:21:55.605 align:center
Haven't you read Lysistrata?

00:21:55.689 --> 00:21:57.441 align:center
-Not that one either.
-No?

00:21:57.524 --> 00:21:59.901 align:center
-Uh, Lysis-what?
-Lysistrata.

00:21:59.985 --> 00:22:04.573 align:center
It's a Greek comedy where women,
by crossing their legs, avoid a war.

00:22:16.501 --> 00:22:18.462 align:center
That's not how men solve their problems.

00:22:19.755 --> 00:22:21.340 align:center
Now, Quiñones must be thinking

00:22:21.423 --> 00:22:24.217 align:center
that we're hiding behind the cheap stories
of a dumb little girl

00:22:24.301 --> 00:22:25.218 align:center
in order to avoid him.

00:22:25.802 --> 00:22:27.846 align:center
We'll talk later
about the "dumb little girl,"

00:22:27.929 --> 00:22:30.599 align:center
but what a drag to fight now.
We're having a good time.

00:22:30.682 --> 00:22:32.184 align:center
But the guy messed with Granados.

00:22:32.267 --> 00:22:33.602 align:center
Relax. Relax, man.

00:22:33.685 --> 00:22:36.188 align:center
I'll get that asshole back later.
He won't laugh at me.

00:22:36.271 --> 00:22:37.856 align:center
I've been wanting to do that for a while.

00:22:42.402 --> 00:22:43.653 align:center
Really? For everybody?

00:22:43.737 --> 00:22:45.113 align:center
Pabón, who's going to pay?

00:22:45.906 --> 00:22:48.658 align:center
No, no, no, no. Guys, don't worry.
It's on me today.

00:22:48.742 --> 00:22:49.951 align:center
-Really?
-Yes, it's no problem.

00:22:50.869 --> 00:22:51.870 align:center
Thanks.

00:22:52.788 --> 00:22:53.622 align:center
All right.

00:22:54.122 --> 00:22:56.750 align:center
As I was saying before we got interrupted,

00:22:56.833 --> 00:23:00.629 align:center
I can't believe all you do all day
is get bored in class,

00:23:01.379 --> 00:23:02.339 align:center
play soccer,

00:23:03.590 --> 00:23:06.551 align:center
fight, go to that dump
to watch pornography.

00:23:08.261 --> 00:23:09.137 align:center
Hm?

00:23:09.221 --> 00:23:11.431 align:center
I mean, life is way more than that, guys.

00:23:11.515 --> 00:23:12.933 align:center
Yes? So then like what?

00:23:18.772 --> 00:23:22.567 align:center
Eva attempted to introduce
us to the alleged pleasure of smoking,

00:23:22.651 --> 00:23:25.779 align:center
and even though we tried,
none of us actually liked it.

00:23:26.488 --> 00:23:29.741 align:center
And I think that's what saved us
from becoming compulsive smokers.

00:23:33.495 --> 00:23:34.413 align:center
Let me ask you.

00:23:35.455 --> 00:23:38.583 align:center
-Does anyone here have a girlfriend?
-Who said we're interested in that?

00:23:38.667 --> 00:23:39.709 align:center
Man, let her talk.

00:23:39.793 --> 00:23:43.004 align:center
In that movie we just watched, how does
Travolta end up seducing that girl?

00:23:43.755 --> 00:23:45.132 align:center
Was it playing soccer?

00:23:46.007 --> 00:23:48.051 align:center
Maybe fighting? Staring at porn?

00:23:49.970 --> 00:23:50.846 align:center
No.

00:23:51.429 --> 00:23:53.432 align:center
She was attracted by his dancing.

00:23:54.349 --> 00:23:55.559 align:center
Can you guys dance?

00:24:04.776 --> 00:24:08.530 align:center
One, two, three, four. Turn around.

00:24:09.114 --> 00:24:10.490 align:center
Three, four.

00:24:11.658 --> 00:24:13.535 align:center
Two, three,

00:24:13.618 --> 00:24:15.954 align:center
four, turn, and one, two.

00:24:16.037 --> 00:24:18.165 align:center
That's right. Good job.

00:24:18.248 --> 00:24:21.877 align:center
And one, two, three, four. That's it.

00:24:28.758 --> 00:24:32.220 align:center
Now. One, two, three.

00:24:33.263 --> 00:24:34.681 align:center
Two. Good job.

00:24:52.574 --> 00:24:53.533 align:center
There you go.

00:24:56.786 --> 00:24:59.956 align:center
You got no girlfriend, you can't dance,
so I bet you guys can't kiss either.

00:25:28.610 --> 00:25:31.780 align:center
And this is how
each one of us got his turn.

00:25:31.863 --> 00:25:34.032 align:center
And from Eva's lips,

00:25:34.115 --> 00:25:36.785 align:center
one by one, for the very first time,

00:25:36.868 --> 00:25:39.120 align:center
we each gave her a piece of our innocence.

00:25:42.415 --> 00:25:44.376 align:center
That afternoon, we all fell in love,

00:25:44.459 --> 00:25:48.922 align:center
despite the fact that she couldn't resist
the temptation of doing her evaluation.

00:26:13.196 --> 00:26:14.823 align:center
You guys need a lot more practice.

00:26:15.323 --> 00:26:17.617 align:center
Congratulations, Martín.
You're the only one who can kiss.

00:26:40.181 --> 00:26:41.600 align:center
Can we head towards uptown?

00:26:53.903 --> 00:26:56.573 align:center
-What's up?
-What's up? What are you doing here?

00:26:56.656 --> 00:26:59.159 align:center
I came to pick you up
so we could walk to school together.

00:26:59.242 --> 00:27:01.202 align:center
-Uh--
-Did you hear what happened in Argentina?

00:27:01.286 --> 00:27:02.662 align:center
No. No, what happened?

00:27:02.746 --> 00:27:05.081 align:center
A military coup
ousted Isabel Martínez de Perón.

00:27:05.165 --> 00:27:06.374 align:center
Don't you find that sad?

00:27:07.459 --> 00:27:09.794 align:center
Uh, yes. Yes. Very sad. What a shame.

00:27:09.878 --> 00:27:13.506 align:center
I also heard that they killed
600 Black students in South Africa.

00:27:14.758 --> 00:27:16.801 align:center
Clearly looks like
times are not changing after all.

00:27:16.885 --> 00:27:18.553 align:center
Violent people still doing their shitshow.

00:27:18.637 --> 00:27:19.554 align:center
Yes.

00:27:20.180 --> 00:27:22.140 align:center
Oh, one more thing about yesterday.

00:27:22.223 --> 00:27:25.560 align:center
I know that I said Salcedo was
my favorite kiss, but that was not true.

00:27:25.644 --> 00:27:28.688 align:center
I said that to make him feel bad
for having called me a dumb little girl.

00:27:28.772 --> 00:27:29.606 align:center
Yes.

00:27:29.689 --> 00:27:32.525 align:center
The truth is,
the only kiss I enjoyed was yours.

00:27:34.986 --> 00:27:35.820 align:center
It was special.

00:27:37.072 --> 00:27:38.990 align:center
-Uh-huh.
-Come on, let's go,

00:27:39.074 --> 00:27:40.867 align:center
I don't wanna miss our class
with Miss Estela.

00:27:50.377 --> 00:27:52.045 align:center
All right, listen, boys.

00:27:52.128 --> 00:27:55.965 align:center
According to a new decision
from the Department of Education,

00:27:56.049 --> 00:28:00.553 align:center
we will be having
more girls join our school.

00:28:00.637 --> 00:28:03.556 align:center
And our principal thought
that it would be a great idea

00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:05.558 align:center
to offer a technical course for girls.

00:28:06.184 --> 00:28:07.477 align:center
So, Eva,

00:28:08.103 --> 00:28:12.399 align:center
the great news is there will be
a knitting class for you from now on.

00:28:14.609 --> 00:28:16.903 align:center
But, uh, what do you mean?
Will it be just me?

00:28:18.363 --> 00:28:21.074 align:center
Like you guys are gonna
let me be alone in that class?

00:28:21.157 --> 00:28:22.200 align:center
Oh my God.

00:28:23.785 --> 00:28:25.912 align:center
Good point. Let's see.

00:28:26.496 --> 00:28:29.999 align:center
Anyone of you gentlemen
interested in the knitting class perhaps?

00:28:30.083 --> 00:28:32.001 align:center
Are you serious, Professor?

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:46.683 align:center
I'm not surprised, you idiot.

00:29:01.281 --> 00:29:02.365 align:center
Pabón.

00:29:07.328 --> 00:29:09.998 align:center
Arbeláez, Pabón.

00:29:11.291 --> 00:29:12.333 align:center
Castro.

00:29:30.185 --> 00:29:32.979 align:center
-We have to talk about what just happened.
-What's up, brother?

00:29:33.062 --> 00:29:34.564 align:center
-Salcedo, dude.
-Go on.

00:29:35.064 --> 00:29:36.357 align:center
I still can't believe it.

00:29:36.858 --> 00:29:39.861 align:center
And for real, I don't know if I can
continue being friends with you all.

00:29:40.612 --> 00:29:42.822 align:center
I'm the one taking it. I'm the one.

00:29:42.906 --> 00:29:44.699 align:center
You're exaggerating. Man, Eva's right.

00:29:44.783 --> 00:29:46.618 align:center
I was fed up
with the accounting homework too.

00:29:47.118 --> 00:29:48.786 align:center
I have to think about it still.

00:29:48.870 --> 00:29:51.039 align:center
What if knitting
is harder than electricity?

00:29:51.122 --> 00:29:53.124 align:center
-Nah.
-That could happen.

00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:55.960 align:center
I do think
we should try new things, honestly.

00:29:56.044 --> 00:29:59.088 align:center
Yes, but you're not aware of the danger
you're all getting yourselves into.

00:29:59.172 --> 00:30:01.090 align:center
To begin, they start calling us
by our first name.

00:30:01.174 --> 00:30:02.467 align:center
Then, our hairstyles change.

00:30:02.967 --> 00:30:04.803 align:center
Then, we take knitting classes.

00:30:04.886 --> 00:30:06.513 align:center
Oh, do you know where this ends?

00:30:07.263 --> 00:30:09.098 align:center
Plus I think that chick
is hiding something.

00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.519 align:center
You can't deny she's weird.
That she's different from other women.

00:30:12.602 --> 00:30:14.687 align:center
What, you know so many women, right?

00:30:15.355 --> 00:30:18.858 align:center
No. But even if you don't want
to admit it, that chick has some secrets.

00:30:18.942 --> 00:30:20.068 align:center
You'll mark my words.

00:30:20.151 --> 00:30:23.696 align:center
You know what? Think whatever you want.
I have to go. I'll see you Monday!

00:30:25.031 --> 00:30:26.032 align:center
What's wrong with him?

00:30:52.642 --> 00:30:54.310 align:center
What's going on, moron?

00:30:56.271 --> 00:30:58.982 align:center
Hey, hey, where are you going, man?
Wait. Relax, dude.

00:31:00.275 --> 00:31:04.320 align:center
Think a lame story from your girlfriend
was gonna get you out of trouble?

00:31:04.404 --> 00:31:07.657 align:center
Camilo! Camilo. Camilo, come on, get in.

00:31:08.908 --> 00:31:10.952 align:center
Running away
might have been an option,

00:31:11.035 --> 00:31:15.123 align:center
but I didn't want to embarrass myself
and look like a coward in front of Eva,

00:31:15.206 --> 00:31:16.708 align:center
and that made me braver than ever.

00:31:16.791 --> 00:31:17.792 align:center
Camilo! Camilo.

00:31:17.876 --> 00:31:20.545 align:center
Now that I had survived
the turbulence of her kiss,

00:31:21.045 --> 00:31:23.965 align:center
I could definitely survive
some punching and fighting.

00:31:24.048 --> 00:31:25.508 align:center
Camilo! Camilo!

00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:28.052 align:center
Hey, no! Camilo, stop! Get off.

00:31:28.136 --> 00:31:31.514 align:center
All right, all right, calm down.
Camilo, stop it. That's enough.

00:31:31.598 --> 00:31:34.017 align:center
No more fighting. I said stop.
Enough, guys. Enough.

00:31:34.100 --> 00:31:36.811 align:center
No! Stop it! Are you out of your mind?

00:31:36.895 --> 00:31:39.022 align:center
If it's true
that when you're in love,

00:31:39.105 --> 00:31:41.733 align:center
you feel as if nothing is impossible
and you can handle anything…

00:31:41.816 --> 00:31:44.527 align:center
…then I was crazy in love.

00:31:44.611 --> 00:31:46.154 align:center
Desperately in love.

00:31:48.364 --> 00:31:49.616 align:center
All right, stop fighting!

00:31:50.408 --> 00:31:51.868 align:center
Calm down. Enough with this!

00:31:51.951 --> 00:31:54.579 align:center
You shouldn't have got into that fight.
You obviously--

00:31:54.662 --> 00:31:56.831 align:center
However,
my assumptions were wrong

00:31:56.915 --> 00:31:59.751 align:center
since I hadn't
taken into account one element.

00:32:00.460 --> 00:32:02.003 align:center
A key element. Eva.

00:32:02.503 --> 00:32:04.255 align:center
Were you just not paying attention?

00:32:04.339 --> 00:32:05.757 align:center
But I had to defend myself.

00:32:05.840 --> 00:32:08.426 align:center
Don't you realize that I hate violence,
that I hate violent people,

00:32:08.509 --> 00:32:11.179 align:center
and I think all the mess in the world
is caused by violent people?

00:32:11.262 --> 00:32:12.639 align:center
-But--
-You've got no excuse!

00:32:12.722 --> 00:32:13.890 align:center
No excuse, Camilo.

00:32:13.973 --> 00:32:17.143 align:center
I'm disappointed. I really believed
you were a different person.

00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:18.728 align:center
Eva!

00:32:21.272 --> 00:32:24.484 align:center
-Ow, Ma! Be gentle.
-Hand. Hand.

00:32:24.567 --> 00:32:26.861 align:center
Getting into a fight? What are you doing?

00:32:26.945 --> 00:32:29.781 align:center
You go to school to study and learn.
Not to fight with your friends.

00:32:29.864 --> 00:32:31.616 align:center
-You'll wake up with a black eye.
-Mm-hm.

00:32:31.699 --> 00:32:34.619 align:center
-What is this?
-Don't make a fuss, Mrs. Ana. It's normal.

00:32:34.702 --> 00:32:37.038 align:center
If a kid doesn't exchange punches
with others at school,

00:32:37.121 --> 00:32:39.082 align:center
that's the first step
towards becoming a fruitcake.

00:32:39.165 --> 00:32:41.709 align:center
Ugh, that's horrible.
What are you raising, a chimpanzee?

00:32:41.793 --> 00:32:44.170 align:center
Violence is nothing
but a sign of barbarism.

00:32:44.253 --> 00:32:46.381 align:center
Yes, barbarism. Don't you laugh.

00:32:46.881 --> 00:32:50.635 align:center
Plus, having different tastes and
preferences, what's the problem with that?

00:32:51.719 --> 00:32:54.514 align:center
I mean, look at the Greeks
in the old times.

00:32:55.682 --> 00:32:57.225 align:center
They were all bisexual.

00:32:57.308 --> 00:32:59.310 align:center
That is they liked it like that.

00:33:00.728 --> 00:33:03.773 align:center
And they created
the best culture in the Western world. Hm?

00:33:04.816 --> 00:33:08.736 align:center
I'm reading about it in a manuscript
that I'm checking. Look, that's how it is.

00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:13.574 align:center
Be very careful what you read, Mrs. Ana,
because it's making you lose focus.

00:33:14.450 --> 00:33:17.286 align:center
Perhaps it's helping me find it in fact.
Let's see.

00:33:22.542 --> 00:33:26.546 align:center
Love helped me get over the
one thing I thought I'd never overcome.

00:33:27.213 --> 00:33:28.214 align:center
Being a coward.

00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:31.718 align:center
But I paid a high price for it.
I disappointed Eva.

00:33:32.385 --> 00:33:36.097 align:center
The weekend had arrived, meaning
I wouldn't get to see her until Monday.

00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:39.517 align:center
In that movie we just watched, how does
Travolta end up seducing that girl?

00:33:39.600 --> 00:33:41.602 align:center
She was attracted by his dancing.

00:33:41.686 --> 00:33:43.479 align:center
I had to do
something desperate,

00:33:43.563 --> 00:33:46.983 align:center
otherwise I would go crazy
torturing myself, overthinking everything.

00:33:51.529 --> 00:33:52.780 align:center
Wait, are they serious?

00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:55.908 align:center
Yes. Camilo brought it from school.

00:33:56.409 --> 00:33:59.036 align:center
What the heck? Knitting needles?
Special one for crochet?

00:33:59.120 --> 00:34:02.165 align:center
And yarn? Knitting? How come?
Did our son just sign up for knitting?

00:34:02.749 --> 00:34:04.375 align:center
-And?
-You're okay with that?

00:34:04.459 --> 00:34:06.544 align:center
That's so pathetic.
Don't you think so, Mrs. Ana?

00:34:07.420 --> 00:34:09.922 align:center
-I don't really think so.
-How come you don't think so?

00:34:10.006 --> 00:34:12.467 align:center
This is a girls' vocational class.
It's not for boys, clearly.

00:34:12.550 --> 00:34:15.136 align:center
All right, all right.
Knitting teaches patience.

00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:16.763 align:center
It teaches concentration.

00:34:17.388 --> 00:34:19.807 align:center
Two very important things
for both men and women equally.

00:34:19.891 --> 00:34:21.684 align:center
Did you pick that up at work or what?

00:34:22.769 --> 00:34:25.063 align:center
No. The nuns I studied with in school
taught me that.

00:35:05.603 --> 00:35:07.313 align:center
Come on, get up.
We're going to the stadium.

00:35:07.396 --> 00:35:10.399 align:center
-No, Dad, I don't wanna watch soccer.
-You gotta be kidding. Today's the derby.

00:35:10.483 --> 00:35:13.361 align:center
-Come on, get out of here. Let's go.
-I don't wanna go. I don't feel well.

00:35:13.444 --> 00:35:15.863 align:center
That makes no sense.
You've stayed in bed since Friday.

00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:18.324 align:center
-Staying in bed will make you feel worse.
-No, stop.

00:35:18.407 --> 00:35:20.451 align:center
I'm not asking you
for a favor.

00:35:20.535 --> 00:35:23.913 align:center
This is an order. Get in the shower,
put on your jersey. I'll be waiting.

00:35:23.996 --> 00:35:26.332 align:center
-I don't have the jersey.
-Don't fuck with me.

00:35:27.708 --> 00:35:29.961 align:center
José, why are you talking to him
like that?

00:35:30.044 --> 00:35:33.464 align:center
-Let him sleep. It's Sunday.
-He sings ballads in the shower.

00:35:33.548 --> 00:35:37.218 align:center
He combs his hair like a weirdo, signs up
for knitting, dances like a fruitcake,

00:35:37.301 --> 00:35:38.469 align:center
doesn't wanna watch soccer?

00:35:38.553 --> 00:35:41.931 align:center
No way. I'll make sure he becomes a man.
A real one. He needs some direction.

00:35:42.932 --> 00:35:46.102 align:center
Mom, what a drag. You too?

00:35:55.361 --> 00:35:57.488 align:center
My dad was sure
I was having issues

00:35:57.572 --> 00:35:59.532 align:center
figuring out my sexual preferences,

00:35:59.615 --> 00:36:03.452 align:center
and that he needed to fix this
immediately, once and for all.

00:36:06.163 --> 00:36:08.165 align:center
Dad? Isn't the stadium straight ahead?

00:36:08.791 --> 00:36:10.334 align:center
We're not going to the stadium.

00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:11.752 align:center
No? Where are we going?

00:36:11.836 --> 00:36:14.881 align:center
Kid, I'm taking you
on the most important date of your life.

00:36:27.643 --> 00:36:29.395 align:center
Of course. It shouldn't be a problem.

00:36:29.478 --> 00:36:30.563 align:center
Just take care of him.

00:36:34.692 --> 00:36:35.651 align:center
Hello.

00:36:37.153 --> 00:36:38.863 align:center
No. Sit, please.

00:36:42.950 --> 00:36:44.660 align:center
If he needs any more time,
just let me know.

00:36:44.744 --> 00:36:46.746 align:center
Have you ever been with a woman?

00:36:47.747 --> 00:36:49.290 align:center
No. No, ma'am.

00:36:50.917 --> 00:36:52.710 align:center
Well, relax. I won't bite.

00:36:59.091 --> 00:37:02.345 align:center
For the first time,
I was facing a naked body.

00:37:02.428 --> 00:37:05.306 align:center
And more than anything,
I wanted to touch it.

00:37:06.515 --> 00:37:07.558 align:center
You like it?

00:37:12.313 --> 00:37:14.065 align:center
She found
that situation funny.

00:37:14.148 --> 00:37:15.816 align:center
But she was very sweet
and patient with me,

00:37:15.900 --> 00:37:18.277 align:center
and she let me do everything.

00:37:18.361 --> 00:37:19.528 align:center
Even ask her questions.

00:37:19.612 --> 00:37:21.197 align:center
Uh, one question.

00:37:22.281 --> 00:37:25.826 align:center
Do… Do women like for us to smell nice?

00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:26.827 align:center
Yes.

00:37:26.911 --> 00:37:31.082 align:center
And for us to know how to kiss, and smoke,
and fight, and all those things?

00:37:32.458 --> 00:37:34.919 align:center
He has backup,
but he doesn't need it.

00:37:35.002 --> 00:37:38.506 align:center
He's gotta take his chance.
He just kicked it. Goal!

00:37:38.589 --> 00:37:42.551 align:center
Goal! Goal, you motherfuckers! Goal!

00:37:44.595 --> 00:37:46.514 align:center
I told you. I told you.

00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:48.516 align:center
Let's go.

00:37:53.479 --> 00:37:55.856 align:center
I ended up deciding
I didn't want my first time

00:37:55.940 --> 00:37:57.650 align:center
to be with a woman I knew nothing about.

00:37:58.150 --> 00:38:00.611 align:center
Other than that she had been paid
to do this with me.

00:38:01.112 --> 00:38:05.074 align:center
Despite what was going on,
I kept thinking only about Eva.

00:38:09.996 --> 00:38:13.499 align:center
Someone ended up quite unhappy
about this whole thing. That was my dad.

00:38:14.542 --> 00:38:16.127 align:center
Why didn't you want to be with Brigitte?

00:38:16.669 --> 00:38:18.838 align:center
-What happened. You didn't get a boner?
-No, Dad!

00:38:18.921 --> 00:38:19.755 align:center
Then what?

00:38:22.133 --> 00:38:24.593 align:center
Well… I don't know how to tell you.

00:38:24.677 --> 00:38:26.012 align:center
I'm listening. Go ahead.

00:38:29.473 --> 00:38:30.308 align:center
I…

00:38:31.183 --> 00:38:32.560 align:center
I think I'm in love.

00:38:45.656 --> 00:38:48.576 align:center
The following Monday,
we had our first knitting class.

00:38:48.659 --> 00:38:52.747 align:center
To everyone's surprise,
we were a group of 40 students in there.

00:38:52.830 --> 00:38:54.498 align:center
There were even students
from other grades.

00:38:54.999 --> 00:38:56.417 align:center
And even Quiñones.

00:38:56.500 --> 00:38:58.377 align:center
With a thin yarn like this,

00:38:59.295 --> 00:39:01.297 align:center
we can make it nice and elegant.

00:39:06.802 --> 00:39:08.346 align:center
That's terrible, Miss Samper.

00:39:09.096 --> 00:39:12.641 align:center
Ugh, look at that horrible mess you made.
It's all tangled.

00:39:12.725 --> 00:39:15.019 align:center
Professor, I'm sorry,
my name's not Miss Samper.

00:39:15.102 --> 00:39:17.688 align:center
My name is Eva, and the problem is
I don't know how to do this.

00:39:17.772 --> 00:39:20.983 align:center
Well, aren't you embarrassed
in front of your male classmates?

00:39:21.067 --> 00:39:25.029 align:center
You happen to be the only girl in class
and the only one who can't knit right!

00:39:26.447 --> 00:39:28.908 align:center
No, Professor,
I'm not embarrassed at all, honestly.

00:39:29.408 --> 00:39:31.786 align:center
You should be embarrassed
because you can't teach us.

00:39:34.205 --> 00:39:36.832 align:center
Settle down, Miss Samper.
Please, be respect--

00:39:36.916 --> 00:39:39.960 align:center
My name is Eva. And respect
is something one shall earn, not request.

00:39:41.379 --> 00:39:43.422 align:center
But has Eva talked to any of you?

00:39:44.006 --> 00:39:45.216 align:center
No. Not with me.

00:39:45.716 --> 00:39:46.592 align:center
Not to me either.

00:39:48.010 --> 00:39:50.054 align:center
I would like to know
if we're together or not.

00:39:50.137 --> 00:39:51.931 align:center
Because of what happened at the club?

00:39:52.014 --> 00:39:56.018 align:center
Well, honestly, I don't think she'd go out
with the five of us at the same time.

00:39:57.019 --> 00:39:57.853 align:center
So then?

00:39:58.813 --> 00:39:59.939 align:center
I don't know.

00:40:01.399 --> 00:40:02.525 align:center
I don't know. I don't know.

00:40:03.025 --> 00:40:06.320 align:center
You're so dumb, guys. You're basically
drooling over a whore now.

00:40:06.404 --> 00:40:08.280 align:center
I guess the mystery of Eva is solved.

00:40:08.864 --> 00:40:12.159 align:center
I bet she puts out. That's what whores do,
kissing five guys at the same time.

00:40:12.243 --> 00:40:14.370 align:center
It just takes four of them
to be as dumb as you guys.

00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:17.623 align:center
Didn't I warn you all about her?
Yes or no?

00:40:18.124 --> 00:40:19.917 align:center
That's what is weird about that girl.

00:40:20.417 --> 00:40:23.212 align:center
You're so dumb. You're all basically
drooling over a stupid whore.

00:40:37.935 --> 00:40:41.480 align:center
We were all on the edge
of our seats, waiting for Eva's reaction.

00:40:41.564 --> 00:40:42.815 align:center
Was she going to accept that?

00:40:42.898 --> 00:40:44.775 align:center
Was she going to deny it?

00:40:45.401 --> 00:40:48.737 align:center
Was this the premature end
of our platonic love story with her?
.

