1 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,080 My heart is racing 2 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,000 The same complaints, mom! 3 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,280 How do you expect dad not to eat the payasam you make? 4 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,080 Do I need to come to Trivandrum to deal with this? 5 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,000 Come over. 6 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,960 Don't post my pictures on that WhatsApp group. 7 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,680 Aunt picked my brains over it for half an hour. 8 00:00:58,760 --> 00:00:59,880 "You're looking so beautiful. 9 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,400 -Are you seeing someone?" -Jaya! 10 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,000 Come on. 11 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,040 Mom, I'll call you later. Bye! 12 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,720 You're looking so lovely! 13 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,520 I am actually getting married. 14 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,160 Who'd have thought I'd find a husband on Tinder? 15 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,080 Especially in this suit. 16 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:44,800 It's been ten years now. 17 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:14,440 My near and dear ones 18 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,600 Are far away 19 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,000 Here. 20 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:26,320 My near and dear ones 21 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,320 Are far away 22 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,000 Can I get the bill? 23 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,800 Two hundred and forty rupees. 24 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,840 My near and dear ones are far away 25 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,360 I brew my own cup of tea 26 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,760 Do my own shopping 27 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,760 I compliment myself 28 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,440 I'm lonesome and lonely 29 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,880 I chat with myself 30 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,400 Keep myself busy, running pillar to post 31 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,480 Take myself on long drives 32 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,200 I'm lonesome and lonely 33 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:03,320 Night and day in the balcony 34 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,560 I wave an electric racket To slay mosquitoes 35 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,360 No one comes to meet me! 36 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:23,680 My near and dear ones are far away 37 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,080 I hope you're eating well. 38 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,320 Just because there's no one to prod you... 39 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,120 And what's this act about being sick? 40 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,200 That's why you're in my room. 41 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,440 Get lost, kid! 42 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,840 I've finally got my freedom. 43 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,600 I'd like to drive someone crazy, too 44 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,160 I'd like to be the reason for desire, too 45 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,160 Stay up talking through the night 46 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,400 In this big, bad world 47 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,800 No one to call my own, dammit 48 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,720 Lights out on romance! 49 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:08,520 It's me, it's me Lonesome and lonely! 50 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,600 Cloaked in the blues 51 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,120 I'm lonesome and lonely! 52 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,320 The broken pieces of my heart! 53 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,480 My near and dear ones 54 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,880 Are far away 55 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:44,040 My near and dear ones are far away 56 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,320 Mukesh, I want that report in an hour. 57 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,800 Open your heart for love 58 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,080 Don't be lonely! 59 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,680 Your brother was around all this while. 60 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,440 Eventually your friends' kids will leave the nest too. 61 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,600 And Komal's cat. What's her name? 62 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,920 -Zinky? -Zinky. 63 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,160 She'll also go to heaven in a few years. 64 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,120 When will you stop making excuses? 65 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,240 -What if you become a virgin again? -What? 66 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,480 The gates can grow back, girl! 67 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,000 What gates... 68 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,920 That guy, Saurabh. Remember? 69 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,480 He's still single. 70 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,600 -Why don't you meet him? -He wants to remain single. 71 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,680 There's a new girl on his profile picture every week. 72 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,680 Oh, you've already stalked him? 73 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,320 Just get some extracurricular action. 74 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,160 You have the whole house to yourself. 75 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,360 But the diary is chockablock. 76 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,160 Yes, of course. What a blemish on your record! 77 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,240 Go ahead, spend your whole life insuring others' lives. 78 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,680 Don't live for yourself. 79 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,680 Jaya! 80 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,240 www.stillsingle.com 81 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,280 Are you still single? 82 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,280 B for Boy, G for Girl 83 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,480 Open your heart for love 84 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,400 -Don't be lonely! -Be a couple today. 85 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,120 Jaya Kumaari? 86 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,160 Bloody! 87 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,240 Still Single 88 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,039 Exciting eyes, can I see some more? 89 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,799 This is Abkar. 90 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,160 MA? 91 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,040 Will you teach me a thing or two? 92 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,960 What does TK mean? 93 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,600 Do erotic postures interest you? 94 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,400 "Your profile is very different from the others. 95 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,040 I'd like to meet you if that's possible. 96 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,280 If you find my profile acceptable, let me know. 97 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,200 We can give a coffee shop some business. 98 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,880 Yogi." 99 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,960 Meena! 100 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,600 I have to attend an event. 101 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,480 Didn't you recommend a hair treatment? 102 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,680 Hey, Jaya! 103 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,960 -Weren't you here last week, too? -Yes. 104 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,120 What's cooking? You seem to be visiting the salon a lot. 105 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,360 Some important office meeting? 106 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,440 No. I'm just learning a thing or two from you, Mrs. Saluja. 107 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,840 Meena... 108 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,200 My eyebrows and upper lip as well. 109 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,560 But, didn't you do your upper lip just last week? 110 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,480 Yes. 111 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,400 Yes. 112 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:10,600 Okay. 113 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,680 In Mumbai? 114 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,080 My brother's studying at Princeton. 115 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,560 I have a lot of friends. 116 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,640 I won't be able to babysit today. 117 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,840 I'll take them to shopping tomorrow. 118 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,560 Come on. 119 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,400 Ms. Jayashree? 120 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,680 This is so mean of you. 121 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,120 The others get turned off looking at me. You were leaving without even seeing me. 122 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,200 You are? 123 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,600 Didn't you recognize me? 124 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,960 I recognized you from your eyes. Come on. 125 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,760 Time to rest my legs. I've had a good work out. 126 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,920 -Let's go in. -Yes. 127 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,880 Come on. 128 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,240 -Here? -This table, please? 129 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,240 You made me run an extra 50 meters today. 130 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,280 Do you go for a run every day? 131 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,640 Yes, ma'am. I make a round of Carter Road every day. 132 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,640 Training for the marathon. 133 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,200 -Marathon? -Yes. 134 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,440 But, Carter Road is barely two kilometers. 135 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,280 Who wants to run the whole marathon, Ms. Jayashree? 136 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,960 I haven't been punished. 137 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,480 I'll run a little. Then back to home. 138 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,120 Then I'll watch the results on TV. 139 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,800 Find out who ran so much! 140 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,800 Welcome, mate. 141 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,800 What will you have? 142 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,880 -Get us two lattes. -Yes. 143 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,480 That's two mugs of lattes, but we don't want to get mugged. 144 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,960 You are a chemical engineer? 145 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,840 Yes, people would say that. 146 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,960 What do you mean? 147 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:02,480 I've studied cylinders and pipes, but I don't work with them. 148 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,600 So what do you do? 149 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,600 I don't do anything. 150 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,960 It just came to my mind. 151 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,280 They choose their profession but call themselves tortured slaves 152 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,320 If I may recite, with your permission. 153 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,600 They choose their profession but call themselves tortured slaves 154 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,000 But lovers like me are willing slaves to poetry. 155 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,320 Kudos to me! 156 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,080 I thought poetry was just a hobby. 157 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:31,080 My first girlfriend would call me Sir Poet, Ms. Jayashree. 158 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,840 I go by the pseudonym of Viyogi. 159 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,720 I have published six books. 160 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,760 -Really? -Yes. 161 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,000 -Oh. -None of them sold. 162 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,560 I gave them for free to friends. Idiots didn't read a leaf. 163 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,040 It's the age of the Internet. Who reads these days? 164 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,760 Poets like me are thirsting for praise. 165 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,960 This same couplet on Facebook 166 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,160 would've fetched you thousands of likes. 167 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,120 I don't know much about Facebook, 168 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,560 but you get one big like! 169 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,040 Tell me, Ms. Jayashree TK. 170 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,280 How come a woman like you still single? 171 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,280 Were you busy with work, 172 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,440 or was it heartbreak? 173 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,400 -Here's your order. -Thank you, mate. 174 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,280 -Online dating for the first time? -Yeah. 175 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,160 There aren't many worth meeting. 176 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,720 There was an assault of cheap messages last night. 177 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,160 Really? 178 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,880 -Yes. -Let's have a look! 179 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,960 Come on, log into the website, 180 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,680 I'll straighten them out. 181 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,160 Why is it okay? 182 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:59,280 I never thought they could stoop so low. These men! 183 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,760 I'd like to know. Come on. 184 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,480 Your voice is hesitant, but your fingers are expressive. 185 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,280 Would you please look the other way? 186 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,600 Why? What's there? 187 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,200 Oh I see! 188 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,480 I'm just saying. 189 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,560 "Exciting eyes! Can I see a picture of your lips, too?" 190 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,480 What's this other guy saying? 191 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,880 Let's go to a disco and grind our hips. Damn! 192 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,240 Let me look at this. 193 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,280 I'll sort him out. 194 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,400 -You... -What are you doing? 195 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,800 Your eyes are fascinating, too. 196 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,840 Just a minute. 197 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,520 -Would you please type? I'm slow. -Okay. 198 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,520 -Your eyes are exciting, too. -Fine. 199 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,840 Meet me at Vashi station tomorrow at 9.30 a.m., near the phone booth. 200 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,240 I'll be waiting. Muah! 201 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,520 Just type that. Okay? 202 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,960 We'll send the hip grinder even further! 203 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,600 We'll send him to Khandala. Just type it. 204 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,800 I don't want to go, Mr. Yogi. 205 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,480 You don't have to meet them. They'll come to meet you. 206 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,120 They'll say hello to someone with pretty eyes. 207 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,480 They may get slapped. It will be fun! 208 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,160 Come on. Get those fingers to work. 209 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,359 Has the doctor forbidden you from having fun? 210 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,560 What do you have to lose? 211 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,000 They'll come and wait. What happened? 212 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,040 It means I'm going to have to delete my profile. 213 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,119 So where would you like to go for dinner? 214 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,720 No... 215 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,839 I know a very... Don't stop those fingers. 216 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,319 Call the hip grinder to Khandala under the bridge at 11. 217 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,480 Told him? 218 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,800 What are your feelings toward char-grilled lamb? 219 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,720 Very negative feelings. 220 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,200 Ah! So sorry to hear that. 221 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,520 Shall we have a sandwich here? 222 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,080 Sandwich for dinner? 223 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,320 How about some poison instead? 224 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,920 There's a great restaurant, it's Friday night. 225 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,560 There's great food, great music. 226 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,640 How did you get here? By cab or rickshaw? 227 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,200 Great! Follow me then. 228 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,760 -Mr. Yogi... -Mate! 229 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,200 Money for the lattes. 230 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,240 It's gonna be a fun night. 231 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,600 -Come. -I'm coming. 232 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,560 Come. 233 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,800 I'm in a fix. 234 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,120 There should be a helpline on this dating website. 235 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,680 You think there is? 236 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,920 Go, go. 237 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,360 Speed. Ms. Jayashree, hurry. 238 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,320 Or we'll miss the dinner reservation. 239 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,320 -Ready, one, two, three, come! -I'm coming. 240 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,680 Come. 241 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,760 Follow closely... Keep driving. 242 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,560 A betel leaf? 243 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,880 So same old hangout tomorrow? Or someplace new? 244 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,800 Would you message me through the website? 245 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,240 We'll chat and figure it out. 246 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,920 -Let me do it right away, reply him. -Huh? 247 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,840 Battery's gone. 248 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,360 Give me yours. 249 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,160 Give me your phone. 250 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,880 Why? 251 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,560 I'll call my driver. How else will I get home? 252 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,240 Oh... sure. 253 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,400 Here. 254 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,000 Is there a problem with the touch screen? 255 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,720 No, it's okay. 256 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,000 Dillu, mate... 257 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,040 It's your boss. 258 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,240 Waiting with your food at the gate. Hurry! 259 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,440 Here you go. Thank you! 260 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,520 Ms. Jayashree, do you eat mangoes? 261 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,680 -What? -Mango, mangoes? 262 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,800 How did you get my number? 263 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,080 From Dillu. 264 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,240 This is his phone. 265 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:09,320 -What variety of mangoes do you prefer? -What? 266 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,360 Some varieties, you squeeze and slurp. 267 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,160 And some others, eaten in pieces. 268 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:18,680 But mangoes when squeezed and slurped, it's divine! 269 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,720 Please! I don't slurp my food. 270 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,280 Mangoes were made to slurp, Ms. Jayashree TK. 271 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,440 You've missed out on one of the best things in life! 272 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,200 This man is nuts! 273 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,240 Enjoying the jog, Dillu? 274 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,720 -Won't stop driving now, will you? -No. 275 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,880 Will you become a rickshaw driver? 276 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,200 Not at all. 277 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,400 Won't leave me, will you? 278 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,520 Never, never. 279 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,400 This way. 280 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,720 -Turn right here, mate. -Okay. 281 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,480 Now you can return. 282 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,720 The good life! These are from our orchards. 283 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,400 For you, slurping practice. 284 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,720 By the way, I've ordered two mugs of latte. 285 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,040 Time to get mugged, then. 286 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,280 And have those two apes replied? 287 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,120 I haven't checked. Why? 288 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,480 Just asking. 289 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,440 He said, "Sorry". 290 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,360 And deactivated his account. 291 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:56,800 Did you do something? 292 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,320 Your mug of latte. 293 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,240 -Are you one of those stalker types? -Yes? 294 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,040 No, I'm not. 295 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,480 I can't stand people being disrespectful to women. 296 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,640 He'll forever have nightmares about dating sites. 297 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,200 My second girlfriend... 298 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,640 she'd say, "Viyogi... 299 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,560 there are barely a few honorable men left. 300 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,800 Soon, they'll be banned, too." 301 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,960 She was right! 302 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,040 You are right. It's this face. I look like a stalker. 303 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,840 Who's Manav? 304 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,880 How do you know? 305 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,560 You saw my password? 306 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,080 Was he your husband? 307 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,040 This is the problem with Indian women. 308 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,080 -What? -Well... 309 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,840 Get married. Spend your whole life with him or his memory! 310 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,800 Earlier, you'd attach them to your name. 311 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,400 Now they're stuck as your passwords. 312 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,280 -The same problem. -Why taunt me? 313 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,240 You bring up your ex-girlfriends every two seconds. 314 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,120 Who knows how many you've had! 315 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,840 Just three. 316 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,240 Been in love three times. 317 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,080 And all three... mad, crazy love. 318 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,400 Historic! Epic tragedy! 319 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,200 None of them have been able to forget me. 320 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,280 -They still pine for me. -Are you in touch with them? 321 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,640 No. Not in touch... 322 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,760 Then how do you know they pine for you? 323 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,360 I'm sure of it. 324 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,720 Pining for years may exist in poetry, not in real life, Mr. Yogi. 325 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,640 What would you know about the madness of love? 326 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,200 The fortunate ones commit suicide. 327 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,160 Unfortunate ones like me write poetry. 328 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,600 The arranged marriage types... they might move on. 329 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,880 If you're so confident, contact them. Message them. 330 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,360 -You'll know how many tears they've shed. -Message? 331 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,400 It was an era of love letters, Ms. Jayashree. 332 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,920 A WhatsApp message? 333 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,040 -Then go and meet them. -No. 334 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,480 Left three of them in pools of tears. 335 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,120 If they see me now, they'll fall apart again. 336 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,600 Who are you really worried about? Them or yourself? 337 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,000 Let's say, I go. 338 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,320 Would you... 339 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,320 like to come along? 340 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,760 If I go alone, how will their families react? 341 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,200 So? 342 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,200 So come along! 343 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,560 Don't worry about the expenses. 344 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,600 I have a lot of money. I'll take care of it. 345 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,240 You may be loaded, 346 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,360 but I take care of my own expenses. 347 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,360 What a wonderful feminist thing to say! 348 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,840 We'll split everything then. 349 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,240 I'll take care of the air tickets, food and cabs. 350 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,640 You handle hotel bookings. 351 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,560 Of course, we'll have to book two rooms. 352 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,160 You in yours and I'm in mine. Okay? 353 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,720 -What... -Okay? 354 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,040 How will you introduce me to your exes? 355 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,520 We'll think of something. 356 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,920 That you are my manager. 357 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,480 -Manager? -Yes. 358 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,720 A manager for your marathon practice? 359 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,120 You tell me then, what would you like to be? 360 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,200 I don't want to play any part here. 361 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,720 Yes, Vimmi. 362 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,520 -Take your kids shopping? -Where are you off to? 363 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,760 Listen. At least let me say goodbye. Listen. 364 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,600 A change of scenery will do you good, Ms. Jayashree TK. 365 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,120 City life eats you alive. 366 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,480 How long will we have lattes and dinners? 367 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,520 It'll be a vacation, too. 368 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,760 Been to Jaipur? 369 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,280 -Hrishikesh? -Where? 370 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,120 Hrishikesh. Think about it. 371 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,080 Bye, Mr. Yogi. 372 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,200 Listen to me. 373 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,160 Gangtok? 374 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,440 Listen... 375 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,440 -Am I looking fat in this? -No. 376 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,760 Yes. 377 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,360 I'll just try the other one. 378 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,880 -Wait here. -Yes. 379 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,400 -Kesha wore the exact same dress! -Like you know! 380 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,400 -Too loose? -No... 381 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,480 -Hold it here. -Looks good. 382 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,800 It's mom. Shall I put it on speaker? 383 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,080 Yes. Talk to her. 384 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,880 How's the shopping? 385 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,240 We're having fun. The clothes are a bit pricey. 386 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,480 So what? Buy whatever you feel like. 387 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,280 Borrow from Aunt Errand. 388 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,800 She's my friend. 389 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,960 Aunt Errand is around, isn't she? 390 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,920 She's right here. 391 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,240 She's right here. I'll talk to you later. Bye. 392 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,440 Come on. Let's go there. 393 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,160 Mom really knows how to embarrass us. 394 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,520 She knows exactly the wrong things to say. 395 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,480 Are you done shopping? 396 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,680 Ms. Jayashree, Dillu says hello. 397 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,280 Hello to Dillu. 398 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,680 Wonder if I should tell you or not... 399 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,120 You get offended easily. 400 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,360 What is it? Tell me. 401 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,120 Has anyone ever told you? 402 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,760 Your nose shoots up in the air when you're angry? 403 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,200 Just like in cartoons. 404 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,160 You think of me a cartoon character? 405 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,520 I love cartoons. They remind me of myself. 406 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,720 I think I could pose as a cousin. 407 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Excuse me? 408 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,200 As your cousin. On the trip. 409 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,640 Do cousins pair up to go on vacation together? 410 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,560 Why not? Tell me if you want to... 411 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,960 Should we leave? Ice cream? 412 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,160 It's true. The salwar got torn. 413 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,040 -I'm going out of town for a few days. -Oh! 414 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,400 I'll be accessible on phone and email. 415 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:36,880 Just get the work done. 416 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,400 -Your uncle in Gwalior? -He called yesterday. 417 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,800 He's getting married again. 418 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,920 Wow. This uncle's quite a stud. 419 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,080 None of those genes in you? 420 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,760 The office is sending me on a trip, mom. 421 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,880 -A trip? -Yes. 422 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,920 Why? 423 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,240 Because... I'm the best employee. It's my reward. 424 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,480 That's great! 425 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,640 -A meditation retreat? -Yes. 426 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,760 You are not allowed to talk, right? 427 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,000 Yes, for ten days. 428 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,680 Good thing. 429 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,920 I'll be spared from your blabbering for ten days! 430 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,120 Switching on the saint mode, huh? 431 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,640 But why, sis? You're already a saint! 432 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,520 Shall I back out? 433 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,560 So many days with him. 434 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,880 Chatter, chatter, chatter. Drives me nuts! 435 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,880 Shall I cancel? 436 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,440 There you are! 437 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,360 Why are you yelling so loudly? 438 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,120 How does one yell softly? 439 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,440 Will you teach me? 440 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,320 You booked business class for a two-hour flight? 441 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,880 We'll sit comfortably, eat good food. 442 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,480 What's the use of being rich? 443 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,040 Right? 444 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,320 If you love to throw away money, 445 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,320 you could've bought insurance policies from me. 446 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,760 But let's take a selfie first. 447 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,600 Were you always a miser? 448 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,280 Let's do a pout. 449 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,280 We look so hot. 450 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,800 Ms. Jayashree, what are you doing there? 451 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,880 Let me gift you my book. 452 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,840 Mate! 453 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,600 You have The Wails of Viyogi? 454 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,960 Viyogi. 455 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,960 Not "W". It's a "V" for Viyogi. 456 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:48,000 -Come on. I'm just joking. -Don't side with her. 457 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,760 The book's not in stock. 458 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,360 That's unfair! 459 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,360 Madam, problems never end for women. 460 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,200 Don't you understand? 461 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,120 You can't take it aboard. Don't you get it? 462 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,200 -Sir, I can't kill anyone with this. -But you can't carry it aboard. 463 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,000 -It's not allowed. -Not allowed? 464 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,200 -It won't scare a mouse! -Don't you get it? 465 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,520 -Sir, please... -What's the problem? 466 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,480 I brought my keychain along by mistake. 467 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,640 So what's the issue if I carry a keychain? 468 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,160 -Exactly. -No problem with this? 469 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,560 Give it to me. 470 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,640 -It's a gift from my second girlfriend. -So? 471 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,280 It has a sentimental value. I can't throw it. 472 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,440 It's a knife, Yogi. 473 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,120 Look at it! I'll put it in my check-in bag 474 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,440 -and be right back. -Okay? 475 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,280 Putting it in my check-in bag. Okay? 476 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,600 I'm going. 477 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,240 Where are you? 478 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,360 Well, Ms. Jayashree. I took ages to get to my check-in baggage. 479 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,160 -Carry on. See you at Dehradun Airport. -What? 480 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,160 Your attention, please. Fasten your... 481 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,240 Has he planted something in my bag? 482 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,080 I hope not. 483 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,600 God, please! 484 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,640 All flights to Mumbai are full today. 485 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,000 There must be some option. 486 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,120 I'm coming. 487 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,040 Till then treat yourself to Uttarakhand snacks. 488 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,280 Go ahead, Listina. Ask! 489 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,880 I don't know what to say. You've called me. 490 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,320 You call me every day. There must be some problem today, too. 491 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,120 No problems today. 492 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,200 You're asleep? 493 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,480 So early? 494 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,200 I'm in Dehradun. 495 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,360 Last time, I was here with Manav. 496 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,960 You okay? -The meditation guys are calling me. 497 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,320 If you like someone there, speak to him. 498 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,800 Don't talk rubbish. Go to sleep. Bye! 499 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,760 Don't be boring. 500 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,159 So what did they offer you in business class? 501 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,360 No way. 502 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,960 That's throwing away money! 503 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,800 Once I got such amazing biryani. I don't have words to describe it. 504 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,280 And with it... 505 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,600 -Mate, take this burden off us. -Yes, sir. 506 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,960 And the yogurt dip with the biryani... 507 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,480 The biryani and the dip... 508 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,679 They were like... like two lovers in love! 509 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,239 Ms. Jayashree. 510 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,320 Take this! 511 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,080 And... check this out. 512 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,760 Making a good yogurt dip 513 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,920 is no less than rocket science. Trust me! 514 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,720 I still haven't told you how I met Radha. 515 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,760 We used to fly kites before falling in love. 516 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,360 I wrote a poem on my kite 517 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,960 and it landed on her roof. 518 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,200 I wrote it to make a good impression. 519 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,640 We went to the same kite seller. 520 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,000 You hear me, Ms. Jayashree? 521 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,600 Radha and I shared two hobbies. 522 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,000 Food and chatting. She made me the gourmet I am today. 523 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,880 You hear me, Ms. Jayashree? 524 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,000 Radha was in the 10th grade. I was in the 12th grade. 525 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,040 We flew kites every day, just so we could look at each other. 526 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,040 -Ms. Jayashree? -Yes. 527 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,320 Some water, please? This intense storytelling has left me parched. 528 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,400 Please don't mind, I don't share my bottle with anyone. 529 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,720 Makes sense. 530 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,320 What if you have something contagious and I get it? 531 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,240 Mate, please give me your bottle. 532 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,080 Take it, sir. 533 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,800 -Where's the water from? -The Ganga. 534 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,960 The Ganga? Perfect! 535 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,560 A spiritual retreat, Ms. Jayashree! 536 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,920 Charity Home 537 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,240 So? 538 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,360 Charity 539 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,560 Oh God! 540 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,200 What happened? 541 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,080 You could've booked us in a three-star hotel. 542 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,480 It didn't have to be five-star. We have enough money. 543 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,160 FYI, this place has a five-star rating on tripbuddy.com. 544 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,480 Saints and seekers, what a pure place! 545 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,200 Since when did they start rating ashrams? 546 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,640 Good evening, oh holy one. 547 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,400 -Bless you. -Only you can rescue me. 548 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,920 The pots of money that you have, where does it come from? 549 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,400 I make money just like that, Ms. Jayashree. 550 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,520 Money follows me. I don't have to work for it. 551 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,360 You earn without working? 552 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,400 I give ideas to food companies. 553 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,800 If the product works, I enjoy the royalty. 554 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,880 Really? Tell me one. 555 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,560 One just became a huge hit. Raw Mangifera flavored cookies. 556 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,560 Raw Mangifera. 557 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,360 -Raw Mangi? -Raw Mangifera... Mangifera. 558 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,560 -Mangifera? -Raw Mangifera. 559 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,240 Raw mango. 560 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,560 You and your mangoes. 561 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,520 You've not tried chatori cookies? 562 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,320 Once we get our deliverance from here, I'll get you to taste it. 563 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,560 -Provided we attain it. -Such a divine place. 564 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,400 Organic and natural food. 565 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,760 Tour the sights. Enjoy the view of the Ganga. 566 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,000 Wake up at six and practice yoga. 567 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,480 Only roosters wake up at six for yoga! Why should we wake up so early? 568 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,200 We're not here to deliver milk packets. 569 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,400 Come here, mate. 570 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,000 Here you go. 571 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,200 Can you swing some wine? 572 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,880 Mate? No? 573 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,840 God will be very upset with you. 574 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,760 -Hey! How come you're here? -Just like you. 575 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,120 -All okay? -Yes. 576 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,800 The family, the kids? Hey, listen! 577 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,360 Listen. 578 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,280 Ms. TK. 579 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,520 Practicing your yogic breathing? 580 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,880 Aren't you hungry? 581 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,240 Come for a dip in the Ganga. 582 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,520 Come on, will you? 583 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,200 One day, I was reciting my poems. 584 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,600 My father overheard me. 585 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,680 He lost his cool. 586 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,160 He packed me off to the city. 587 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,320 "I don't want to see you here!" 588 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,880 It was tragic! 589 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040 I promised Radha to come back and I left. 590 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,840 -These are good for the circulation. -Oh. 591 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,480 How are your hemoglobin levels? 592 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,360 -Try walking in them? -No. 593 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,320 -My hemoglobin levels are fine. -Just a little... 594 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,920 By the time, I finished high school and got back, 595 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,560 Radha's atrocious father had got her engaged. 596 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,400 And he sweet-talked me into helping with the wedding. 597 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,120 I cried my eyes out! 598 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,320 Please eat. 599 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080 And when it was time to leave, the way she cried... 600 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,640 She bawled her heart out! 601 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,920 Every girl cries when it's time to leave her father's home. 602 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,240 Those tears are different. 603 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,200 These were for me. 604 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 I'm very worried. 605 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,200 What if she breaks down again tomorrow? 606 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,040 Isn't she married? 607 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,240 How does that matter? 608 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,280 Let's say, things work out for us, 609 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,120 would you forget your husband? 610 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,160 They've started the prayers by the Ganga. 611 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,920 Shall we go? 612 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,080 -Are you scared of ghosts? -Huh? 613 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,120 Why? 614 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:36,000 We're staying in the middle of a big cremation ground. 615 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,480 If a stray spirit shows up to say hello, you won't be scared, right? 616 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,960 Just asking. 617 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,480 I've befriended ghosts now. 618 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,240 Are you calling me a ghost? 619 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,080 Ghosts like me aren't easy to get rid off. 620 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,680 You need to kick us really hard, Ms. Jayashree. 621 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,040 -Jaya. -What? 622 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,600 Just Jaya. 623 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,880 There's no "shree". 624 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,080 Why not? 625 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,320 Jayashree was for the stillsinglle profile. 626 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,480 Such a small lie! 627 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,240 That's so you. 628 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:20,360 The Internet's... very weird. 629 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,360 I can't tell what's true and what's not. 630 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,360 Without the Internet, 631 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,960 the world will come to a standstill, Mr. Yogi. 632 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,680 That's how important it is! 633 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,720 The virtual world is a public record. 634 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,200 Security is an issue for sure, but... 635 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,440 Lucky Radha, she got away! 636 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,080 -Ma'am, greetings! -Greetings! 637 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,040 -I'm looking for Radha. -Who are you? 638 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,800 Sir Poet! 639 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,080 Chatori cookie! 640 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,040 See what I mean! 641 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,240 Sir Poet! 642 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,880 It's been ages! 643 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,840 You haven't changed a bit. 644 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,080 The same skin and bones. 645 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,040 You lost weight. 646 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,240 He must have you in splits, right? 647 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,880 -No, I... I'm not... -No? 648 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,600 Didn't you recognize her? Jaya! 649 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,120 You remember Aunt Nirmala from Bareilly? 650 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,320 Her elder daughter. 651 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,200 The one that got kicked twice by the buffalo? 652 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,720 -The buffalo kicked... -No, that was Aunt Usha, right? 653 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,600 Forget the aunts. 654 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,640 Tell me how you've been? 655 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,640 On top of the world, Sir Poet. 656 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,160 -On top of the world! -Great. 657 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,200 Told you. 658 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,880 Guddu, Chandu, Krish! 659 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,240 -Who're they? -My kids. 660 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,320 Wow! 661 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,480 -Come here. -Wow! 662 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,680 Look, there's someone from my village! 663 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,400 Village? I've come from a mega city. 664 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,000 Seek blessings from my brother. 665 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,120 -Hello, Uncle. -Hello, Uncle. 666 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,280 -Touch her feet too. -Bless you! 667 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,400 -Hello, Aunt. -No... no, please don't. 668 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,880 Guys, come on. Get tea ready, hurry. 669 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,000 Radha, we'll leave. We have some stuff to do. 670 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,760 Rubbish! 671 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,040 No way, you're leaving! 672 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,880 If you leave without meeting Shekhawat, I'm dead meat. 673 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,040 -Mr. Brother-in-law! -Dad! 674 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,000 Who's shouting? 675 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,680 -My husband, Shekhawat. -We're upstairs. 676 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,600 -He's here. -Your husband's here. 677 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,160 Please come. 678 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,280 -Hello. -Brother-in-law. 679 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,440 Meet the famous poet from my village. 680 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,320 -He looks the part. -Fantastic. 681 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,640 He does a lot of charity work there. 682 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,800 -Really? -Yes. 683 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,520 Whenever someone comes from the village, I'm overjoyed. 684 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,680 -Great. -But I feel like kissing you. 685 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,000 Shall I, Radha? 686 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,640 My goodness! 687 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,360 Just great. 688 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,360 -Have a seat. -Have a seat. 689 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,560 -Radha. -Yes. 690 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,920 -Serve him some halwa. -Okay. 691 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,760 He looks so delicate. 692 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,160 -The sign of a healthy man is curves. -Yes? 693 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,960 There should be curves either here... or here. 694 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,760 You have neither. 695 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,440 You have them, that's enough. 696 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,080 You wrestle? 697 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,080 No, no. 698 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,720 Radha likes muscular men. That's why. 699 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,920 Okay. 700 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,080 -We have two small companies. -Yes. 701 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,760 A travel company. 702 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,560 And the other is Radha's Adventure Company. 703 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,160 Radha's Adventures! 704 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,600 -Radha. -Yes! 705 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,640 Shall we take him for "that"? 706 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,680 -Yes... yes, great fun. -What? 707 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,920 -You can eat when you return. -What? 708 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,440 -Come, it'll be fantastic. -Go ahead. 709 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,360 Ma'am, come along. 710 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,760 Can't this thing go any slower? 711 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,040 Park at the corner there. 712 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,040 We'll take a cab and go. 713 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,000 Park at the corner there. 714 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,400 Oh my God, Yogi! 715 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,440 -Uncle! -Ms. Jaya. 716 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,600 -Hurry up or he'll drown. 717 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,120 -Yogi! -Uncle. 718 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,480 You won't drown. You have a life jacket on. 719 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,720 -What jacket? -The one you're wearing. 720 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,760 -Come, Sir Poet. -Don't be scared. 721 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,440 Don't be scared. 722 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,280 A hot oil massage at home and you'll feel great. 723 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,040 No, no. We have some work. 724 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,800 We'll get off at the next turn. 725 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,800 What? Not so fast. We still have to do "that" in the evening. 726 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,560 What's left now? 727 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,080 -I think we're done. -What's it called, Krish? 728 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,440 -Bonfire. -Yes, a bonfire. 729 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,120 Wow! 730 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,080 Sir Poet, please sing something. 731 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,520 -No, no. -Please. 732 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,000 I remember how often you'd sing your favorite song. 733 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,040 No, no. 734 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,360 You loved singing it. 735 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,400 -No, no. -Come on, please. 736 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,760 -Come on, please. -Come on, please. 737 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,000 Uncle, go for it. 738 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,160 Yes, yes, please. 739 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,720 Which was your favorite song? 740 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:16,320 They're beautiful 741 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:22,760 This earth, this river 742 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,200 -This night -And? 743 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,200 -And you! -Wow! 744 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:38,240 We're so close 745 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,800 But these stars far away! 746 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:48,360 Like our dreams We see them 747 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:52,600 But they don't exist 748 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,880 But these are for real 749 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,760 This earth, this river 750 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,480 This night 751 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,640 And you! 752 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,280 Seems like Radha never got over you. 753 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,040 Yes, did you see how she held my lips? 754 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,040 Yes. 755 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,920 She did it all the time. 756 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,960 But she shouldn't have called you her brother. 757 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,840 Right? 758 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,520 In small towns, they often do that. 759 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,520 I didn't mind it. 760 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,160 I'm glad you didn't. 761 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,720 I'm glad she didn't bawl her heart out either. 762 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,880 Right. Maybe she's crying now? 763 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,440 -After I left. -You think? 764 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,240 A Chatori cookie to celebrate? 765 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,800 Wow! Kudos to the maker. 766 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,280 "We are different, like day and night 767 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,120 The sun rises with you, the stars twinkle for me." 768 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,320 That's from my poem. 769 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,800 I finally found your poem on a blog. 770 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,320 There's a blog on me on the Internet? 771 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,640 It's on the Poet Ghalib, the blogger has quoted you. 772 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,920 Mr. Yogi, why aren't your books on the Internet? 773 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,880 Where's the joy in reading poetry on the net? 774 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:31,920 The scent of paper... if you can't touch it... 775 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,480 Millions can access your poetry on the net. 776 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,720 That's the benefit of the Internet. 777 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,960 Your self-published books won't cross the oceans... 778 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,040 This should help in spiritual growth... 779 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:54,480 They're beautiful 780 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,880 This river 781 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,400 This night 782 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,920 And? 783 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,240 Sing on. 784 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,160 What? 785 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,280 Please sing. 786 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,840 And? 787 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,120 My towel! 788 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,520 Get out of here! 789 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,800 I'm going. 790 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,120 -Go! Out! -I'm leaving! 791 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,320 -Not there! -I'm going. 792 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,040 Not here. 793 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,040 -Out of here! -I can't see a thing! 794 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,080 Go straight now! 795 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:39,960 What are you saying? 796 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,280 Why did you come to my room without knocking? 797 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,120 Close the door! 798 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,000 Mr. Yogi, how could you do this? 799 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,600 Shut the damn door! 800 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,080 -Me? -Shut the damn door! 801 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,520 Who else? 802 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,400 -I'm closing it. -Close your eyes, Mr. Yogi! 803 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,520 -Not that side... -My eyes are closed! 804 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,640 My eyes are closed, I can't see. 805 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,480 I've closed it. 806 00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,560 My eyes are closed! 807 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,480 -What? -Ass! 808 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,600 Okay. 809 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,400 This had to happen today! 810 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,160 Stay seated until further instructions 811 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:20,800 and do not unfasten your seat belts. 812 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,280 A cool drink to cool my cousin down? 813 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,000 Ma'am, can I get you a raw mango drink? 814 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,800 Oh, sorry. You don't share bottles. 815 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,720 May I put this treasure chest up? 816 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,840 Sit comfortably. No one's running away with it. 817 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,280 Will you please calm down now? 818 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,240 I didn't know you sang so well. 819 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,840 While listening... 820 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,920 I leaned on the door and the damn door just gave away. 821 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,080 I don't know who left the door open. 822 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,320 But who opened the door? 823 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,600 I could've had a heart attack. Think about it. 824 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,600 It was scary. 825 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,120 Must be a ghost. 826 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,520 There were ghosts where you booked us, I'm sure! 827 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,920 That motel. 828 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,560 Was it a motel? 829 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,880 No, it was a spiritual retreat. 830 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,640 There's a surprise for you in Delhi. 831 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,440 "Really? What surprise?" 832 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,520 If I told you, it wouldn't remain a surprise, would it? 833 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,880 Did I ask you what the surprise was? 834 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,800 No, you didn't. 835 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,080 But, it's so fabulous that you'll be super happy. 836 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,360 You'll enjoy it so... 837 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,440 Time to sleep 838 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,080 Please pay attention. 839 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,640 It's an 1855 steam engine, did you know that? 840 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,520 It's in the Guinness Book of World Records! 841 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,240 Really? 842 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,920 Go ahead, Google it. 843 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,360 Why Google when you're here? 844 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,840 -Step in. -Here? 845 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,960 I got it, thanks. 846 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,480 Wow. 847 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,560 This train was in the museum for years. 848 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,880 Then it thought, why not tour the tracks? 849 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,680 Hang out with the exes. 850 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,800 I love the way you laugh. 851 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,320 -There. -Thank you. 852 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,720 Can I take that? Have a seat. 853 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,280 The train's making you so happy, shall we buy it? 854 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,960 -Perhaps, buy something to eat? -Great! 855 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,480 I thought you'd never ask. 856 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,000 -I'll get you something awesome. -Okay. 857 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,560 Sir, we have a set menu. 858 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,800 That's not cool, mate. 859 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,560 Cold cucumber sandwiches with hot tea? 860 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,840 That's not done. 861 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,920 Get some hot fritters going, mate. 862 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,880 It's a set menu. 863 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,040 Not everything is set in life. 864 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,720 There's the answer! 865 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,720 Give me some of those, mate. 866 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,240 -Are these freshly made? -Absolutely, sir. 867 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,160 A plate of those. 868 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,720 -One plate. -No, make it two. 869 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,160 What's that? 870 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,200 Kebabs! 871 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,160 I could hug you, mate. I'm tired of veggies! 872 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,440 -Pack some kebabs, too? -Don't even think about it! 873 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,200 It's the whistle! Time to leave. 874 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,720 Hurry up, mate. Some of those, too. 875 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,840 Here. 876 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,760 -How much? -75 rupees. 877 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,640 Here. And for the kebabs, too. 878 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,520 -But, you didn't buy any, sir. -Keep it, mate. 879 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,360 Excuse me, please... 880 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,960 Excuse me, please... 881 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,400 Oh damn! Don't change the subject. 882 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,800 It's our turn now. 883 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,400 That's right. 884 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,160 Is the Fairy Queen luxury section ahead? 885 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,120 It's gone. There she goes. 886 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,880 -Oh God! -Pull the emergency chain. 887 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,520 Go ahead. 888 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,000 Broke it? 889 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,160 -Hello. -Are you on the train? 890 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,440 Yes. But, not on ours. On another one. 891 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,960 -Yogi! Pull the chain. -I did. It broke. 892 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,640 The Indian Railways for you! 893 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,960 Yogi. 894 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,120 -Jump, Yogi. Jump. -Okay, I'll jump. 895 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,160 -Ms. Jaya, should I jump? -Yes, jump. 896 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,200 -Jump off? -Obviously. 897 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,720 Alright. 898 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,960 I can't. The train's moving, Ms. Jaya. 899 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,240 It's slow, Yogi. 900 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,760 Maybe your train is slow. Mine's not! 901 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,680 What if I break my leg? 902 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,560 Get off quickly, ass! 903 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,640 What's that? 904 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,000 Why did you get off? 905 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,800 I went to get us fritters, Ms. Jaya. 906 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,360 -Hello! -The height of foolishness, Yogi! 907 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,960 We are in trouble! 908 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,960 Sorry, Ms. Jaya. 909 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,320 Come on! 15 fritters for 10 rupees. 910 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,120 Have some delicious fritters. 911 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,480 A gentleman had ordered fritters. 912 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,960 Leave it here. 913 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,160 Yes, ma'am. 914 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,160 It's not chess. Don't take so long. Go ahead, play. 915 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,760 It's your turn now. 916 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,800 Ms. Jaya, everything's sorted. 917 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,040 Is my laptop bag with you? 918 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,000 Yes. What about it? 919 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,440 Please keep it carefully. 920 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,560 Don't worry. It's kept close to my heart. 921 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,360 Have you gotten off the train? 922 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,680 No. Old Delhi is 15 minutes away. 923 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:50,880 I'll get off and figure out transport. 924 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,440 I'll get there when you will. 925 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,560 Buddy, stop looking at my cards. 926 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,400 Can't you figure it out now? 927 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,680 There's an Internet dongle in my laptop bag. 928 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,400 Net? Okay. 929 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,520 Is the password the same or changed? 930 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,480 What? 931 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,840 -Your turn. -Your turn. 932 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,000 -Buddy, it's your turn. -Here you go. 933 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,200 Thief! 934 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,320 Is it stolen? 935 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,840 No, it's with me. 936 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,120 Where is it? 937 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,120 Ashish, your voice is breaking up. 938 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,240 What's wrong? 939 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,960 Top class idiot! 940 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:23,280 How I wish I could kill you! 941 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:30,920 How I wish I could kill you! 942 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,280 I'm done. It's your turn. 943 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,000 Take my life, will you? 944 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,560 And I'll take yours 945 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,560 Take my life, will you? 946 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:44,440 And I'll take yours. Gently, I'll squeeze your neck 947 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,120 Tell him I've jumped off the train. 948 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:48,400 Tell him! 949 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,920 The train to Alwar is tomorrow morning. 950 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,120 -Tomorrow? -Yes, sir. 951 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,640 -Hurry! To Alwar. -Where will you go, sir? 952 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,040 So far? In a rickshaw? 953 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,640 Will you go to Alwar? 954 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,200 Of course! Wherever you say, sire. 955 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,800 -You'll have to step on the gas. -Absolutely. 956 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,960 -Like an airplane. -I'll fly like a rocket, sire. 957 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:20,920 I'm from Old Delhi. 958 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,240 We have a saying, "Hands off the wheel, 959 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,000 but feet never off the pedal." 960 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:32,840 Don't you get it? 961 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,040 Are you stupid? 962 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,840 I ask for a squirrel You come with a buffalo 963 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,400 Which school has churned you out? 964 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,680 Just one way out of this 965 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Kick you out, goodbye! 966 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,920 Neither are you king nor am I queen 967 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,560 This is no fairy tale 968 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,320 Neither are you king nor am I queen 969 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,080 This is no fairy tale 970 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,840 Neither are you king nor am I queen 971 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,720 This is no fairy tale 972 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,120 Just one way out of this 973 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,480 -Kick you out, goodbye! -Sir! 974 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,280 Neither are you king nor am I queen 975 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,080 This is no fairy tale 976 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,840 Neither are you king nor am I queen 977 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,040 This is no fairy tale 978 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,320 Ma'am, I understand you won't go for the wildlife safari? 979 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,040 It's part of the Fairy Queen package. 980 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,400 It's already been paid for. 981 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,280 -S'il vous plait! -Merci! 982 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,400 If it's paid for, I'm going. 983 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,680 Of course, I'll go. 984 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,240 Please tell my cousin... 985 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,360 All lines in this route are busy. 986 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,360 Should I shed tears? 987 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,160 Should I shed tears for you? 988 01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,840 Or laugh at you? 989 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,360 How do I get you to understand? 990 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,840 You're an illiterate fool 991 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,000 Did you knock yourself out? 992 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,560 Oh looney lady Spare me this nightmare! 993 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:17,000 Oh looney lady Spare me this nightmare! 994 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:20,080 I might be the one to squeeze your neck! 995 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,840 Take my life, will you? 996 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,640 And I'll take yours 997 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,080 Why bother this much? 998 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,320 Let's just say goodbye! 999 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,080 Neither are you king nor am I queen 1000 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,840 This is no fairy tale 1001 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,600 Neither are you king nor am I queen 1002 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,320 This is no fairy tale 1003 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,080 Neither are you king nor am I queen 1004 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,840 This is no fairy tale 1005 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,560 Neither are you king nor am I queen 1006 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,720 This is no fairy tale 1007 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,640 Take my life, will you? 1008 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,920 And I'll take yours 1009 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 Take my life, will you? 1010 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,680 Should I slow down, sire? 1011 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,120 Don't you slow down! 1012 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:02,120 Take my life, will you? 1013 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,359 Where's she gone? 1014 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,319 The wildlife safari. 1015 01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:30,680 Must be on her way back. 1016 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,680 Okay. 1017 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,880 And why are you waiting alone? 1018 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,160 Come along. 1019 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,439 Come on. 1020 01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:17,279 Greetings! 1021 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:26,479 Good night! 1022 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,120 When did you get here? 1023 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:36,760 Eight hours too late. 1024 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,200 It's been eight hours? 1025 01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,680 Any wild animals on the safari? 1026 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,359 Antelope? Jackal? 1027 01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:54,160 -Wow! -It was amazing. 1028 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:01,840 So what's your plan? 1029 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,080 Shall we move on? 1030 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,200 I was thinking of returning to Mumbai. 1031 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,040 There's a ton of work piling up. 1032 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,040 Babysitting kids... 1033 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,920 or taking someone shopping? 1034 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,640 We should meet other people. 1035 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,800 -Go out... -Go out on dates with others? 1036 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,320 Right. 1037 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,160 Should I find you a dashing prince on the same site? 1038 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,840 You still on it? 1039 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:35,120 Why? Shouldn't I be? 1040 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,680 But I've heard there are rules to online dating. 1041 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,720 Are there? What might they be? 1042 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:51,080 Well, if you're getting to know someone, 1043 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,240 you're supposed to deactivate your account. 1044 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,920 But didn't you just mention dating other people? 1045 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,600 It doesn't make a difference to me. 1046 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,040 -There's one difference between us. -Just one? 1047 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:12,960 There are many small ones, but this is important. 1048 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,520 What is it? 1049 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,280 Let it be. 1050 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,840 No, please tell me. What is it? 1051 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,400 I speak my mind. I do what my heart desires. 1052 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,640 But you... 1053 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:44,520 Sire, when will your cousin be here? 1054 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,840 Mate, no one in the world has the answer to that. 1055 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,720 Let's wait some more. 1056 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,280 As He wishes. 1057 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,840 -In this cab. -Sir! 1058 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,640 So what did they feed you on the Fairy Queen? 1059 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:14,680 -Fritters. -That rascal got you fritters?! 1060 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,480 The wounds remained a lifetime, 1061 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,240 and I was distraught with time. 1062 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,040 Distraught with time? 1063 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,560 Why did my fingers freeze as they wrote your name. 1064 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,480 Fantastic, sire! 1065 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,560 As the performance was over, 1066 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,640 a gorgeous woman wearing stilettos and a long kurta, 1067 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,840 walked up to me and softly said... 1068 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,840 "Why do you write such sad poetry?" 1069 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,840 And what did you say, sire? 1070 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,720 "Because I hadn't found you yet." 1071 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,960 Oh, man! You just killed it, sire. Too much! 1072 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,400 How can I forget such a romance, mate? 1073 01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:57,160 I'll be meeting her after 14 years. 1074 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,400 Never! 1075 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:01,920 -That kind of love is once in a lifetime. -Well... 1076 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,440 I got lucky twice over. And then, a third time. 1077 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,240 Barely love, almost like the local train. 1078 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,480 Miss one, hop on to the other! 1079 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:10,840 Ma'am, you have to fall in love to know 1080 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,280 what it feels like. How would you know? 1081 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,800 -Those who've had an arranged marriage... -Stop the car. 1082 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,480 -Why get upset over trivial issues? -Stop the car! 1083 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:23,520 Where are you going? 1084 01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,120 Drugstore Reasonable prices 1085 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:33,640 This isn't the brand I asked for. 1086 01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:36,560 It's fantastic, madam. It's new. 1087 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,040 I pop four-five myself every night. 1088 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,800 The best sleep ever! 1089 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,040 Never heard of it. 1090 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,080 You take sleeping pills, Ms. Jaya? 1091 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,520 Good Lord! 1092 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,080 The worst habit ever! 1093 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,000 Your other habits like not sharing water are still okay... 1094 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,760 Meditate. Stare at the fan. Count backward... 1095 01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,200 We have to attend a party at Anjali's. 1096 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,160 Anything else? 1097 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,120 Thank you. 1098 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,560 That's 87 rupees and 95 paisa, sir. 1099 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,440 95 paisa! I want exact change back. 1100 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,120 -I want exact change back. -Five... 1101 01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,040 You bought the Fairy Queen... 1102 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,520 I'll just go to the pantry. 1103 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,440 Oh shit! 1104 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,960 You're going to get us killed. 1105 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,920 I've locked all the doors, sire. 1106 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,160 Check it again. 1107 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,640 Checked, sire. 1108 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,320 What pills are these! 1109 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,400 Ms. Jaya, please sleep for a bit. 1110 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,960 -Here's a pillow. -Everything will be fine. 1111 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,840 Don't be silly. She doesn't share anything with others. 1112 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,760 There's something I'd like to ask you... 1113 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,760 Why did you stop after the third one? 1114 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,480 Why not a fourth or a fifth? 1115 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,880 Manav's asking. 1116 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,840 Is Mr. Manav sitting in the back with you? 1117 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:37,560 No. 1118 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,440 Right there in front of me. 1119 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,560 How can you talk to Mr. Manav? 1120 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:50,000 Do you have a special data plan? 1121 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,720 An exclusive one! 1122 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,000 A direct line. 1123 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,000 Hey... 1124 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:17,200 Didn't you go to Old Delhi to fry fritters? 1125 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,240 -Where are they? -The fritters? 1126 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,280 They're being fried. 1127 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,760 -Are they? -Yes, they are. 1128 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,080 -Are they? -Yes, they are. 1129 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,240 Still being fried? 1130 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,520 You can't eat them till you fry them. 1131 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,840 Why is everything so slow on the Fairy Queen? 1132 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:40,200 I'm hungry. 1133 01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:42,440 Give me the fritters. 1134 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:46,520 They'll be ready soon. 1135 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,760 Mate, how long before we reach there? 1136 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,240 We're almost there, sire. 1137 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,280 Hurry up, mate. 1138 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,400 -Mr. and Mrs.? -Miss... 1139 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:08,520 Shashidharan. 1140 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:09,920 -Shashi... -Shashidharan. 1141 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,200 Two separate rooms, please. 1142 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:15,680 We're having a fight. 1143 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:16,880 Oh! 1144 01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:21,480 -Which couple doesn't, Mr. Shashidharan? -Yes. 1145 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,160 -I'll give you adjacent rooms. -Yes. 1146 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,000 There will be hope for a truce. 1147 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:36,680 Here? 1148 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:38,240 Where is it? 1149 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,080 It's the limit! Taking revenge? 1150 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,040 -No. -I never made you wait so much. 1151 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,480 Your memory fails you. 1152 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,120 Even owls would go back to sleep and I'd be up waiting. 1153 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,240 -It is revenge then! -No. 1154 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:52,120 Let's meet tomorrow. 1155 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,800 -We're still on our way... -No, absolutely not! 1156 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,680 -We're in your city, Ms. Number Two. -Hey... 1157 01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,640 -Where should we come? -Hey... 1158 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:02,520 Please ignore that. 1159 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,080 The party must have been over by now. 1160 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,520 -We'll meet tomorrow? -No way! 1161 01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:07,640 What's happening there? 1162 01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,800 -A procession's passing by. -What? 1163 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:13,080 We must meet today! 1164 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,320 Shall I make it one room, then? 1165 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:23,600 One room? 1166 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,040 No. We want two. 1167 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:48,560 My regards! 1168 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,720 -Anjali. -Viyogi! 1169 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,480 God. 1170 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,800 -Hats off to you, Sir Poet. -Mr. Shashidharan... 1171 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,600 She's real poetry! 1172 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,080 Mr. Shashidharan. 1173 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,600 Shall I get you the suite? 1174 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,360 What room? 1175 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,720 The suite. 1176 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,080 Unbelievable! 1177 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,440 Anjali's turned into Angelina Jolie. 1178 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,960 Where are your long kurtas? 1179 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,320 Somewhere in the back of the closet. 1180 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:38,640 One word from you and I'll pull it out. 1181 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,400 Don't take the effort. 1182 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:44,840 They're kept well? 1183 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,960 Absolutely. One is especially safe. 1184 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:49,760 The maroon one? 1185 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,160 That's the one. 1186 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,360 Maroon! 1187 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:56,320 Viyogi, you haven't changed at all. 1188 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,480 You're just the same. Vagabond. 1189 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,000 I'm glad, you didn't get too rich. 1190 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,080 Money ruins the best of them. 1191 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,320 Tell her that you are rich. 1192 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,960 -What? -Tell her... 1193 01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:08,800 Yes... I'll tell her. 1194 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,520 -Did you leave the party midway? -What? 1195 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,440 Same old party. Same old people. Same old conversations. 1196 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,280 And you've come from so far just to meet me. 1197 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:18,960 Anjali, you're sizzling hot! 1198 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:20,880 So much steam! 1199 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,120 Too many sleeping pills. 1200 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,120 Without you... 1201 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,400 If I may recite, with your permission? 1202 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,360 -Please do. -Do I... 1203 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:32,800 -Please, please do. -I see. 1204 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,080 -Please, please do. -Shall I? 1205 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,280 Please. 1206 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,080 Where you don't exist... 1207 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,400 there exist just ruins. 1208 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,760 Cause wherever you stand... 1209 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,520 that's where the party begins! 1210 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,600 How was that? 1211 01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,400 -Wonderful! -Wonderful! 1212 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:55,520 -Did you say she's your cousin? -Yes. 1213 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,040 His Aunt Nirmala's daughter. 1214 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,600 Wasn't she got kicked by a buffalo? 1215 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,640 Mom, I tell you. A nut case! 1216 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,680 You... 1217 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,680 Wasn't that her penknife? 1218 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,480 -Where is it? -What? 1219 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,560 -In this pocket... -Jaya, what are you doing? 1220 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,320 -Jaya, what are you doing? -Where is it? 1221 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:21,800 Where is it? 1222 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,480 Jaya, what are you doing? 1223 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,960 -You put it here. -What are you... 1224 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,240 -Got it! -What do you want? 1225 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,600 -No, don't... -Here! 1226 01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,800 -No, don't. -Look at this. 1227 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,520 This blade still cuts apart the beats of his heart. 1228 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,080 Wow. Now give it back. 1229 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,920 Viyogi, you still have it? 1230 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:42,840 Well... 1231 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:48,160 He believes... 1232 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,320 you still miss him. 1233 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,720 No, I mean... 1234 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,400 Tell her you're rich. 1235 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,200 I will, I will. 1236 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,560 -I will. -Tell her right now. 1237 01:21:58,200 --> 01:21:59,040 I will. 1238 01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,560 -Now! -Okay. 1239 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:04,720 She's a bit woozy. Too many sleeping pills. 1240 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,880 Are you done? 1241 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,640 -Yes. -Are you done? 1242 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:22,600 Yes. 1243 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:23,800 I'll walk her to the door. 1244 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,880 -Okay. -Please wait in the car. 1245 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,720 Ma'am, this way. 1246 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,880 Awfully quiet for a party. 1247 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,080 -Is it over? -No. 1248 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:38,080 The last few would be on the terrace. 1249 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,320 They'll do some stargazing all night. 1250 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:44,640 And sing the same old songs. 1251 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,200 So you think I didn't get over you? 1252 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,080 What was the party for? 1253 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:56,880 My wedding anniversary. 1254 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,440 And you came to meet me? 1255 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,640 I just left the anniversary party, 1256 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:02,880 not the marriage. 1257 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,280 -I never forgot what you said. -What? 1258 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,040 "You are leaving a poet... 1259 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,720 but his poetry will always stay with you." 1260 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:15,680 You chose well. 1261 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,200 My poetry doesn't buy me a bag of chips! 1262 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,520 Ma'am, where are you... 1263 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,760 -You still have the scooter? -No, sold it. 1264 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,520 But I kept its mirror. 1265 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,560 So is she packing her bags? 1266 01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,680 Are you going to steal her away? 1267 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,440 -Steal her? -Yes! 1268 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,160 It's very late now, Ms. Jaya. 1269 01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,120 I'll come back for her in the morning. 1270 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,200 What? 1271 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:22,120 Why did you need to hide? 1272 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,520 Isn't she the love of your life? 1273 01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:26,040 -Isn't she? -What? 1274 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,320 We would have closed our eyes. You could've had fun in the car. 1275 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:31,760 You had to cover your ears too. 1276 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,680 -Did you kiss her? -No. 1277 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,240 No, I didn't. 1278 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:37,760 She kissed me. 1279 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,760 Just once. 1280 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,760 What now? 1281 01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,320 What? It's done now. 1282 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,040 An affair with a married woman, Mr. Viyogi? 1283 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,000 Your second ex becomes your fourth girlfriend? 1284 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,920 Why are you stuck on the numbers? 1285 01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:53,880 Let it be. 1286 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,680 The driver is waiting. There's no one else to take us back. 1287 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,840 This city's a maze. We'll get stuck. 1288 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,160 Asleep, Ms. Jaya? 1289 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,640 -You were... -Yes! 1290 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:17,200 You were absolutely right! 1291 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,600 -Mr. Yoginder AKA whatever... -What did you say? 1292 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:22,680 I don't give a damn about your pseudonym! 1293 01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,880 -There's one difference between us. -Yogi is my pseudonym. 1294 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,000 What difference? 1295 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,520 -Lots of small differences... -Yes? 1296 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,920 -...but there's a major difference. -A Major difference. 1297 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,880 I don't cheat on anyone. 1298 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,000 You're absolutely right! 1299 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:34,400 Slimeball! 1300 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:35,880 Oh my... 1301 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,760 Go to the love of your life. 1302 01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,120 I have Manav. 1303 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,280 But he's not around. 1304 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:45,680 He passed away many years ago. 1305 01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:47,000 Come along. 1306 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:54,560 What happened? 1307 01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,120 Ms. Jaya. 1308 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,760 Where are you? 1309 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:07,080 -Oh God. -You are dead! 1310 01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,960 Jaya... 1311 01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:18,800 Asleep? 1312 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,320 Yogi. 1313 01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:00,600 Mr. Yogi. 1314 01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:15,000 What are you doing in my room? 1315 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,040 What are you doing in my room? 1316 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:49,040 Well... the thing is... 1317 01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:53,360 you're in my room. 1318 01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,120 What are you doing here? 1319 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,440 Yeah... so, why did you bring me here? 1320 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,680 What do you think? 1321 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,120 It's your room. What do you think? 1322 01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:09,520 You brought me to this room. 1323 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,800 Forcibly! 1324 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,880 -Forced you? -Yes. 1325 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:16,360 Are you saying that in my drunken state, 1326 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,520 I forced you? 1327 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:22,040 That's what happened. 1328 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:27,120 You don't know what you're capable of. 1329 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:29,560 Whatever happened, it was meant to be. What do we do now? 1330 01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:37,760 Did you? 1331 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,480 Touch my arm. 1332 01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:44,760 -Doesn't it feel different from before? -Why? 1333 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:48,160 I carried you all the way, so I've developed muscles here. 1334 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,600 I carried you. Didn't steal you away. 1335 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:54,640 You have muscles now? 1336 01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:08,600 -Ms. Jaya. -Yes! 1337 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:12,320 You had passed out under the moon and stars, 1338 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,920 on a carpet of green grass. 1339 01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,440 Wasn't it a full moon night? 1340 01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,800 Ms. Jaya. 1341 01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,120 Mr. Yogi. 1342 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,040 I still see a full moon. 1343 01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:50,920 Answer the call. 1344 01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:53,080 Why aren't you answering it? 1345 01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:54,960 -What? -Answer the phone. 1346 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,080 And shall I leave? 1347 01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:57,560 -If you want some privacy. -What? 1348 01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,440 No. What's the hurry? 1349 01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,320 I'll answer it. What's the rush? 1350 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,640 Perhaps she wants more? 1351 01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,920 What do you think? 1352 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:14,520 A question for a question? 1353 01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:19,840 Tell me, what do I think? 1354 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:22,680 What do I think? What do you think? 1355 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:23,800 What does she think? 1356 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:24,960 Who knows? 1357 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:27,880 You tell me what you think. 1358 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:33,520 Take the call. 1359 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,240 What the hell! I've been calling for so long. 1360 01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,280 Why don't you answer the call? 1361 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:41,520 Give it a rest, Anjali. Let me sleep a bit. 1362 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:45,840 It's an old habit. It won't go away so easily. 1363 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,480 Your scent took me back in time. 1364 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:53,800 By the way... 1365 01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:58,960 I pulled out that maroon kurta from the closet. 1366 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:00,960 Will you come over to see it? 1367 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:02,320 Huh? 1368 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,680 What happened? Cat got your tongue? 1369 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:08,640 Mr. Viyogi. Forgotten the art of repartee? 1370 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:13,120 You remember? 1371 01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:17,280 I used to be Aunt Nirmala's daughter once upon a time. 1372 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:22,240 Listen. She's a keeper! 1373 01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,760 Keep her close. 1374 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,080 -Sire. -Sire. 1375 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:37,240 Sire, I tried writing last night. 1376 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,720 Not sure if it's a poem or a song. 1377 01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:42,840 Very well. 1378 01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,120 Sire! 1379 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,520 -Sire! -Right back at you! 1380 01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:16,480 The way the light's falling on your face... 1381 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:21,960 it's as if an artist... has painted it. 1382 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,920 Liquid gold dripping off your nose. 1383 01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:35,200 Like your third ex... my ex-boyfriend lives in Gangtok, too. 1384 01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:38,160 And I've come on this trip to meet him. 1385 01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:39,760 Not to meet your exes. 1386 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:47,520 You had a boyfriend? 1387 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:49,280 Yes. 1388 01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:52,480 You mean an authentic, legitimate boyfriend? 1389 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:54,920 What do you mean authentic? 1390 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:57,880 I mean a proper boyfriend? 1391 01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,760 Obviously, authentic! 1392 01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:01,480 Is there another kind? 1393 01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:12,560 Were you in kindergarten then? 1394 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,120 In college! 1395 01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:16,920 Don't think I can have a boyfriend? 1396 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,120 Of course, you can. Could've been many. 1397 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,840 You're saintly enough to have stopped at one. 1398 01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:31,720 Sikkim's most famous face. 1399 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:35,000 Google it. Sidkong Sharma. 1400 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:42,880 Ding-Dong Sharma? Never heard of him before. 1401 01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:46,480 He was a guest faculty at our college. 1402 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:52,120 Who did you say you were coming with? 1403 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:56,480 How did you plan to introduce me? 1404 01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:58,000 Why? 1405 01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:01,640 Have you lied to him like you lied to me? 1406 01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:04,280 -But you... -Sire, to the airport, right? 1407 01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:17,160 -Goodbye, ma'am. -Thank you. 1408 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,360 Oh, we didn't hear your poem. 1409 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,960 -Another time, sire. -Okay. Goodbye! 1410 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:30,160 -Sire, something I wanted to tell you. -Yes? 1411 01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:32,440 It's the first rule of driving. 1412 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,640 Eyes on the road, always! 1413 01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:37,400 Straight ahead. 1414 01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:39,960 Of course the rear view is important. 1415 01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,000 But to turnaround and go back a 100 kilometers 1416 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:43,400 is a waste of time. 1417 01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:46,200 But you know best. You are wise. 1418 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:50,120 You've spoken such wise words! 1419 01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:52,240 You were a great guide. 1420 01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,800 So long. 1421 01:36:06,920 --> 01:36:08,200 Jaya! 1422 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,320 You must've come for a conference, I'm sure. 1423 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,360 -Such a coincidence. -Hello! 1424 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:15,200 My friend from the salon. 1425 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:17,400 She has great taste in clothes. 1426 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:18,360 Really? 1427 01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:22,240 We have a hen party. Next weekend. 1428 01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:24,960 And you must design our kaftans. 1429 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,240 An off-shoulder for me, please. 1430 01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:29,200 She'll do it. Our problem is solved, isn't it? 1431 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:32,160 Now, Jaya will style us. 1432 01:36:32,280 --> 01:36:34,560 She had a yellow kaftan. 1433 01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:36,560 So beautiful, I almost died. 1434 01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:40,200 Mrs. Saluja, I haven't come here for a conference. 1435 01:36:40,320 --> 01:36:42,480 I'm traveling with a date. 1436 01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,760 Yes. But, it didn't click with this date. 1437 01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:49,360 So, I'm off to Sikkim... 1438 01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:51,320 to meet an ex-boyfriend. 1439 01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:03,200 She's rocking it. 1440 01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:04,200 Really! 1441 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:17,800 She's coming to meet me. 1442 01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:20,040 Of course. Why else would I come to Gangtok? 1443 01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:23,760 My cousin is with me. 1444 01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:26,160 Yes. 1445 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:30,000 A helicopter ride... 1446 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:52,480 When you're done with your fingers, you can borrow mine. 1447 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:58,200 Don't worry. It'll be okay. 1448 01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,920 Ours isn't a till-death- do-us-apart love story. 1449 01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:05,760 I've booked my return ticket. 1450 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,880 I'll leave for the airport after meeting my ex. 1451 01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:11,240 Enjoy the mountains with Mr. Sharma. 1452 01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:14,600 If you feel like it, call me when you get back. 1453 01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:16,920 We can give a coffee shop some business. 1454 01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:22,840 But... 1455 01:38:31,480 --> 01:38:32,520 Go on. 1456 01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:54,880 Here. 1457 01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:08,240 What does Ms. Number Three do? 1458 01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,600 Well... 1459 01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:13,240 Gauri teaches contemporary dance. 1460 01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:20,320 Is Mr. Sharma coming here to meet you? 1461 01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:22,240 To pick me up. 1462 01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:23,840 He'll take me home. 1463 01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:26,160 To introduce you to the family. 1464 01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:27,480 He's single, too. 1465 01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,200 Is he properly single or single like you and me? 1466 01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:39,920 I'll go. 1467 01:40:41,080 --> 01:40:43,240 When it was about your exes, Yogi... 1468 01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,240 you took me on a world tour. 1469 01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:50,600 You've booked your return ticket? 1470 01:40:57,360 --> 01:40:59,920 Your food, your exes. 1471 01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:01,160 Your poetry. 1472 01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:02,680 Your keychain. 1473 01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:07,120 It's all about you! 1474 01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:09,840 Your fritters, your chatori cookies, 1475 01:41:10,040 --> 01:41:11,400 your snores! 1476 01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,280 Your damn snores! 1477 01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:17,600 And the nonstop jabbering! 1478 01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:28,080 I don't want to give some business to a coffee shop with you. 1479 01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:40,720 Because there's no room for anyone else in your life. 1480 01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:48,640 Does yours have room for someone else? 1481 01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:53,680 You're looking stunning! 1482 01:42:26,240 --> 01:42:27,080 Vimmi. 1483 01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:30,680 -You gave me the perfect name. -What? 1484 01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:31,680 Aunt Errand. 1485 01:42:34,680 --> 01:42:38,160 Next time, call when you need a friend. Okay? 1486 01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:39,400 Please listen to me. 1487 01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:43,720 Komal, your cat spends more time with me than you do. 1488 01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:48,160 I'm in Sikkim on a pleasure trip. 1489 01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:49,480 Please don't call me. 1490 01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:55,680 If you meet someone through a dating website... 1491 01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:37,400 Still nursing hopes of marrying me? 1492 01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,280 It's been 14 years. 1493 01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:28,400 There was a dream 1494 01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:31,800 Should we let it go? 1495 01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:35,840 The little that we have 1496 01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:39,720 Shall we let it go? 1497 01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:43,640 There was a dream 1498 01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:47,040 Should we let it go? 1499 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:51,120 The little that we have 1500 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:54,680 Shall we let it go? 1501 01:45:55,640 --> 01:45:59,200 Shall we take a moment, look within 1502 01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:02,240 Or perhaps, let it go 1503 01:46:03,240 --> 01:46:06,800 Out of habit, you'd wonder If it worked out, how'd it be? 1504 01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,840 But no, let it go 1505 01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:14,040 There was a dream 1506 01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:17,400 Should we let it go? 1507 01:46:17,800 --> 01:46:21,520 The little that we have 1508 01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:25,520 Shall we let it go? 1509 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:03,600 The past, why doesn't it ever pass? 1510 01:47:03,680 --> 01:47:06,800 Oh, why not? 1511 01:47:07,480 --> 01:47:13,720 It finds its way back into the present 1512 01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:21,960 I didn't think about you 1513 01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:28,720 Yet, your memory found its way Back into my heart 1514 01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:34,520 If you'd have questions for me I'd have plenty of answers 1515 01:47:34,600 --> 01:47:37,560 But no, let it go 1516 01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:41,920 Out of habit, you'd wonder If it worked out, how'd it be? 1517 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:44,240 But no, let it go 1518 01:47:44,320 --> 01:47:45,280 You made it big, congratulations. 1519 01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:48,720 That which was a dream 1520 01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:52,440 Should we let it go? 1521 01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:56,560 The little that we have 1522 01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:59,880 Shall we let it go? 1523 01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:22,680 In the words of a saint 1524 01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:45,560 How can I help you? 1525 01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:48,120 Where's my sister? 1526 01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:49,280 She's gone out. 1527 01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:51,000 Who are you? 1528 01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:52,200 Yogi. 1529 01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:54,040 What's the full name? 1530 01:48:54,120 --> 01:48:56,360 What name do you go by on Facebook? 1531 01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:58,400 And how do you know my sister? 1532 01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:00,440 Met her at that godforsaken retreat? 1533 01:49:00,520 --> 01:49:02,440 Mate, let's not go down that road. 1534 01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:05,960 My name is Yogendra Kumar Devendranath Prajapati AKA Viyogi. 1535 01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:08,640 I did have a Facebook profile but I've deleted it. 1536 01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:10,800 I'm not interested in the other sites. 1537 01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:14,000 And I'm not sure where I stand. 1538 01:49:14,080 --> 01:49:16,240 You study at an Ivy league University. 1539 01:49:16,480 --> 01:49:18,160 Ms. Jaya Shashidharan's brother... 1540 01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:20,720 haven't you figured out that I'm no thief! 1541 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:27,040 Are you her... boyfriend? 1542 01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:48,440 The famous local industrialist, Mr. Kong Sharma, 1543 01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:50,040 where does he live? 1544 01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,200 Yogi! 1545 01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:55,880 Yogi. 1546 01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:57,560 I miss the damn ride every time. 1547 01:50:57,640 --> 01:50:59,520 Not this time! 1548 01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:34,000 Mr. Yogi. 1549 01:51:34,520 --> 01:51:35,960 Yes, Ms. Jaya. 1550 01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:53,880 May I ask you something? 1551 01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:55,960 Yes. 1552 01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:58,480 Are you sure? 1553 01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:01,560 Yes, I am. 1554 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:05,480 Will you share this with me? 1555 01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:26,240 Soaring in the skies like a bird I glide 1556 01:52:26,400 --> 01:52:30,120 Following your lead, wherever you go 1557 01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:32,440 As your fellow traveler 1558 01:52:32,520 --> 01:52:38,240 I'll walk hand in hand with you 1559 01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:50,520 Soaring in the skies like a bird I glide 1560 01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,080 Following your lead, wherever you go 1561 01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:59,800 Make an excuse, call me out I'll be there for you 1562 01:53:00,040 --> 01:53:02,400 Following your lead, wherever you go 1563 01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:06,800 We'll flow together 1564 01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:10,720 We'll find shore, here somewhere 1565 01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:15,040 Let's get close, take this forward 1566 01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:19,400 Let's find out what happens next 1567 01:53:19,480 --> 01:53:25,800 Just walk with me I'll follow your lead blindly 1568 01:53:25,880 --> 01:53:30,360 Just walk with me 1569 01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:35,120 Let's take a step 1570 01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:39,520 Just walk with me 1571 01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:43,680 Only dreams will be waiting for us 1572 01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:50,160 Just walk with me We'll find reasons on our way 1573 01:54:07,280 --> 01:54:10,920 Where do you wanna go? What's the worry? 1574 01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:14,200 We'll think about destination On our way 1575 01:54:14,800 --> 01:54:18,520 Destination is an excuse Who cares will we get there? 1576 01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:21,800 Let's worry about it on our way 1577 01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:25,600 Don't think 1578 01:54:25,880 --> 01:54:29,160 Why worry that we haven't met earlier? 1579 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:33,240 Let's know each other 1580 01:54:33,360 --> 01:54:37,360 When we wander aimlessly Why worry? 1581 01:54:37,440 --> 01:54:40,800 Just walk with me 1582 01:54:41,040 --> 01:54:44,760 I'll follow your lead blindly 1583 01:54:44,880 --> 01:54:47,440 Just walk with me 1584 01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:52,360 Let's take a step 1585 01:54:52,480 --> 01:54:55,880 Just walk with me 1586 01:54:55,960 --> 01:54:59,760 Only dreams will be waiting for us 1587 01:54:59,840 --> 01:55:05,720 Just walk with me We'll find reasons on our way 1588 01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:13,480 I'm nothing but a traveler Following your lead, wherever you go 1589 01:55:14,800 --> 01:55:18,880 As your fellow traveler 1590 01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:24,520 I'll walk hand in hand with you 1591 01:59:33,960 --> 01:59:36,080 Translated by: Saurabh R Sawant