1 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,771 Come on! Throw it. 2 00:04:11,605 --> 00:04:13,771 Brother Vicky, today is Sister Vidya's engagement. 3 00:04:15,313 --> 00:04:16,188 Are you serious? 4 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:18,396 Yes. When will it be my turn? 5 00:04:19,605 --> 00:04:20,730 Let my turn come first. 6 00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:23,063 Go work on your speech. Practice saying "S" to "F." 7 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,896 "F"! 8 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:26,896 Vicky, you're back. 9 00:04:27,063 --> 00:04:28,355 No, this is my ghost. 10 00:04:28,438 --> 00:04:30,563 It's not funny. You've been gone for three days. 11 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,188 - Take the bag. - Okay! 12 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,271 Keep the food ready. I'll be there soon. 13 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,355 - Brother! Is the phone going to work? - Sir, I am… 14 00:04:36,438 --> 00:04:38,063 - trying a new wire. - If there's no water… 15 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:39,063 - Uncle Babi. - Who is it? 16 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,646 Greetings. 17 00:04:41,105 --> 00:04:43,396 The food counter hasn't opened yet. Come back after nine. Now leave. 18 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,605 I am not here for the food. 19 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:46,146 Aunt called me for henna art. 20 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:50,188 You guys don't just eat but also pack for home. 21 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,896 The cost is 70 rupees per plate. Do you know how expensive it is nowadays? 22 00:04:53,355 --> 00:04:54,605 What's wrong, Aunt? Why are you crying? 23 00:04:55,105 --> 00:04:56,021 God bless. 24 00:04:56,105 --> 00:04:57,813 What's wrong? Did you run out of tobacco again? 25 00:04:57,896 --> 00:05:02,438 {\an8}It's not the tobacco, it's your aunt from Jhansi who has passed away. 26 00:05:02,646 --> 00:05:03,521 Who? Show me. 27 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:04,813 Ramkali? 28 00:05:04,896 --> 00:05:06,605 But she passed away last year. 29 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,021 - Is it the same one? - Yes. 30 00:05:09,271 --> 00:05:10,105 Unbelievable. 31 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:12,521 You guys are running a year late. 32 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,396 Well, mister, the process takes time. 33 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,563 You're always early when it's time for a bonus at festivals. 34 00:05:17,646 --> 00:05:19,646 "Where's my bonus?" 35 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:21,396 What are you doing, ma'am? 36 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,938 - Spitting tobacco on me. - Get lost. 37 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,313 Thank God Aunt doesn't live in Agra. 38 00:05:25,521 --> 00:05:27,855 Or she would have painted the Taj Mahal red. 39 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:30,730 Mister, any letters for me? 40 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:32,313 Your obituary will come directly in the newspaper. 41 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,938 Not before I kill you. 42 00:05:34,021 --> 00:05:34,938 I was on a trip to Meerut. 43 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:37,021 Handling everything, from wedding to engagement. 44 00:05:37,105 --> 00:05:38,021 And it took you three days? 45 00:05:38,188 --> 00:05:39,855 They weren't ready to let me go. 46 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:41,021 Yes. 47 00:05:41,355 --> 00:05:43,355 The women didn't let me go until I applied henna on each one. 48 00:05:43,938 --> 00:05:45,688 In fact, the bride's aunt had no arms. 49 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:46,813 But that didn't stop me from applying henna for her. 50 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:48,480 If she had no arms, 51 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:49,980 where did you apply it? 52 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:53,771 Shoulders! 53 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,230 - I see… - Big bold stars. 54 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,230 She was looking like a cop after cleaning it. 55 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,188 I have a question. 56 00:06:01,855 --> 00:06:04,230 I wasn't around for two days, and you fixed Vidya's engagement? 57 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:05,146 What's the rush? 58 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,605 We found a fitting match and gave the go-ahead. 59 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:07,646 - Is it? - Yes. 60 00:06:07,813 --> 00:06:09,313 Tomorrow, if you find a fitting coffin, will you lie down in it? 61 00:06:09,396 --> 00:06:10,313 - I will… - Shut up. 62 00:06:10,521 --> 00:06:12,813 Are these your manners? 63 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:14,521 Greetings, Grandma. 64 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:16,105 God bless. 65 00:06:16,313 --> 00:06:18,938 Vicky, quickly apply the henna on my hand. 66 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:22,021 Granny, your mouth's saying yes, but your hand is saying no. 67 00:06:22,271 --> 00:06:23,646 And I only cater to the young girls. 68 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:25,105 Sonu's on it. 69 00:06:25,271 --> 00:06:26,105 {\an8}Mom. 70 00:06:27,313 --> 00:06:29,438 Couldn't you find a better henna artist in Rishikesh? 71 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:32,188 {\an8}There is no better henna artist than me in Rishikesh. 72 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:35,105 Taste this laddoo, Uncle. The chef made these in pure ghee. 73 00:06:35,188 --> 00:06:36,480 Four laddoos for tasting? 74 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,021 Unbelievable! 75 00:06:38,396 --> 00:06:40,355 Should have waited until the lawyer and I had children. 76 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:41,521 Mister… 77 00:06:41,605 --> 00:06:43,938 - Yes. - Is this laddoo for tasting or a giveaway? 78 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:45,521 - I sent it for tasting, Uncle. - Vidya… 79 00:06:47,438 --> 00:06:48,896 - What? - Why didn't you tell me 80 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:50,146 that your engagement is today? 81 00:06:50,355 --> 00:06:52,230 How could I? You don't carry a mobile. 82 00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:53,896 And you have to be here to answer the landline. 83 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,146 I've been repeatedly telling you to talk to Dad about us. 84 00:06:57,438 --> 00:06:59,938 But you're busy applying henna on the hands of other brides. 85 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:03,355 Vidya, don't mix love with business. 86 00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:06,980 Fine. Do you have a plan, or are you here for the free food? 87 00:07:10,605 --> 00:07:12,688 - Try one, at least try one. - I don't want it. 88 00:07:13,438 --> 00:07:14,855 - It'll spoil the taste. - Okay, okay. 89 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,688 Let Vicky taste it. Take a bite, Vicky. 90 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,230 I already tasted the pastry. 91 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,188 Pastry? 92 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,855 But it's not even on the menu. We didn't order it. 93 00:07:20,938 --> 00:07:23,188 You haven't started with the henna yet? 94 00:07:23,271 --> 00:07:24,813 I was giving tips to Vidya. 95 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:27,313 Since it's an arranged marriage, she's worried about 96 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:29,230 the husband's opinion about her. 97 00:07:29,313 --> 00:07:30,813 Give her some good tips. 98 00:07:30,938 --> 00:07:32,313 Her life depends on it. 99 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:37,480 You dwell in my dreams 100 00:07:38,146 --> 00:07:43,063 {\an8}When will you dwell in my heart? 101 00:07:44,605 --> 00:07:49,063 {\an8}You give me sleepless nights 102 00:07:49,396 --> 00:07:53,021 {\an8}When will you light up my days? 103 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:58,521 {\an8}Now that we've met 104 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,313 {\an8}My love 105 00:08:04,688 --> 00:08:06,896 {\an8}We'll talk about 106 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:13,021 {\an8}The sweet nothings love 107 00:08:13,771 --> 00:08:18,646 {\an8}Love from the bottom of my heart 108 00:08:18,813 --> 00:08:21,146 {\an8}I swear 109 00:08:21,438 --> 00:08:23,646 {\an8}Now that we've met 110 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:29,438 {\an8}My love 111 00:08:29,688 --> 00:08:31,896 {\an8}We'll talk about 112 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:38,563 {\an8}The sweet nothings love 113 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:43,688 {\an8}I've been waiting 114 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:46,146 {\an8}I've been waiting for you 115 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:52,021 {\an8}Without you, my heart had no purpose 116 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:55,563 {\an8}My heart had no purpose 117 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:17,063 {\an8}You're brighter than God's grace And his angels, you're brighter than 118 00:09:20,605 --> 00:09:25,230 {\an8}God's grace and his angels You're brighter than 119 00:09:25,313 --> 00:09:29,146 {\an8}God knows, everyone knows For you I live and breathe 120 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:31,271 {\an8}Beyond this world, let us go 121 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:33,355 {\an8}Somewhere far away, let us go 122 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:35,438 {\an8}Leaving this work, behind, let us go 123 00:09:35,521 --> 00:09:37,771 {\an8}There is no stopping now Let us go 124 00:09:41,688 --> 00:09:45,771 {\an8}As long as you're holding my hand My heart will beat for you 125 00:09:45,855 --> 00:09:50,021 {\an8}As long as you're holding my hand My heart will beat for you 126 00:09:50,105 --> 00:09:54,855 {\an8}My love will be more profound 127 00:09:55,105 --> 00:09:58,646 {\an8}Than your henna 128 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:02,521 {\an8}My love will be more profound 129 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:07,188 {\an8}I've been waiting… 130 00:10:07,355 --> 00:10:09,771 {\an8}I've been waiting for you 131 00:10:09,938 --> 00:10:15,563 {\an8}Without you, my heart had no purpose 132 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:18,230 {\an8}My heart had no purpose 133 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,521 {\an8}Now that we've met 134 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:30,855 You're looking like a bomb. 135 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,313 Seriously? 136 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:35,438 People like us only lie in the court. 137 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:40,646 Even you are looking handsome. 138 00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:41,646 I know. 139 00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:43,771 Just last week, Mom came… 140 00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:45,105 Oh, you live someplace else. 141 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:48,021 No, I mean I came down with chicken pox. 142 00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:49,396 Oh, chicken pox. 143 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,771 Otherwise, my face has always been bright… 144 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:55,480 In fact, children insist on studying in the light of this glowing face. 145 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:56,855 What does that mean? 146 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,938 - I was only joking. - Oh! 147 00:10:59,021 --> 00:11:02,021 Bittu, save the conversations for after the engagement. 148 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:03,313 Let's get on with the ring ceremony first. 149 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,480 Yes, start the ring ceremony. 150 00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:09,271 See… 151 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:11,480 I even had your name written on my hand with henna. 152 00:11:12,313 --> 00:11:13,855 That's so impressive. 153 00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:14,813 Let me see. 154 00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:19,105 V-I-C-K-Y. 155 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,813 Hold on. 156 00:11:21,105 --> 00:11:22,396 V-I-C… Vicky? 157 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,646 - Vicky? Who is Vicky? - Vicky? 158 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,605 Vicky! That bloody henna artist. 159 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:28,146 Hold on a second. 160 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,105 Vicky? 161 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,980 - Where is Vicky? - Vicky? 162 00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:32,021 Why Vicky? 163 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:34,605 Vicky! 164 00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:35,855 Look there. 165 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,230 - Vicky. - Who is Vicky? 166 00:11:37,813 --> 00:11:38,646 - Who is Vicky? - There… 167 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:39,771 What happened? 168 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:41,521 Is the engagement done? Congratulations. 169 00:11:41,605 --> 00:11:43,063 This isn't fair. 170 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:43,980 I apologize. 171 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:46,313 I know I had two extra plates of noodles. But it was delicious. 172 00:11:46,396 --> 00:11:47,855 You can have five extra plates for all I care. 173 00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:49,980 But why did you write your name on my bride's hand? 174 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,771 - Wrote his name? - See, it's written… Vicky. 175 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:53,355 What is this, Mr. Bable? 176 00:11:54,021 --> 00:11:55,605 Where are your manners, Vicky? 177 00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:57,605 You wrote your name. Why didn't you write your surname? 178 00:11:57,688 --> 00:11:59,771 - Vicky Bable. - Don't forget your address. 179 00:11:59,855 --> 00:12:01,105 That keeps changing, son. 180 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:04,105 - That is not done. - Hold on, Mini Siddhu. 181 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:05,396 - What is the problem? - What do you mean? 182 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,313 Answer this… 183 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,146 When M. F. Husain makes a painting, 184 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,396 he signs his name underneath it. 185 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,605 And no one has an objection. 186 00:12:11,855 --> 00:12:15,230 And everyone has a problem because 187 00:12:15,313 --> 00:12:17,146 - a henna artist signed his art. - He's not an artist. 188 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:20,355 You actually think this talented lawyer is dumb? 189 00:12:20,563 --> 00:12:22,063 Which talented lawyer? 190 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:24,396 - I was referring to myself. - I see. 191 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,896 And, Dad, I think this guy is playing games with us. 192 00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:28,813 - Bittu. - You're unbelievable. 193 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:29,980 - I can't imagine you're saying this. - Saying what? 194 00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:31,771 All I did was scribble my name, 195 00:12:32,271 --> 00:12:35,105 and you don't trust your gorgeous, five feet seven inches, 196 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,355 fair-skinned, black-eyed, 197 00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:37,480 - weighing 55 kilos… - That's 50! 198 00:12:37,563 --> 00:12:39,480 Weighs 50 kilos, with B positive blood group 199 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,438 and two beauty spots on her back, MBBS 200 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:43,063 - future wife? - Two beauty spots. 201 00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:44,105 Okay, look at me. 202 00:12:44,188 --> 00:12:45,605 Let me explain. 203 00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:47,896 We are seriously not having an affair. 204 00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:49,105 There is nothing. 205 00:12:49,396 --> 00:12:50,271 Nothing. 206 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:52,230 We only slept together a couple of times. 207 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,146 - Slept together? - Nothing else. 208 00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:54,230 Slept? 209 00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:56,146 - Slept in class? - Slept? 210 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:59,230 They were in class five when they slept together in class. 211 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,980 - They don't. - They are not having an affair, son. 212 00:13:01,063 --> 00:13:03,230 - Not at all. - Are you for real, Uncle? 213 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,146 He knows every inch of her body. 214 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:07,438 He knows her height, her weight… 215 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:08,980 He even knows her beauty spots. 216 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:10,771 - What is this? - Do you take me for a fool? 217 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,480 - Unbelievable. - Bittu. 218 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,563 I'm not having an affair with this henna guy. 219 00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:16,396 Spare me, lady. 220 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,355 I've seen dozens of cases like this one. 221 00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:20,146 After the wedding, I don't want to be the guy who 222 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,855 wipes her tears while he smothers her lipstick. 223 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:23,896 Hey! 224 00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:26,813 How can you be so untrusting? Preposterous! 225 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:29,938 Do you have any idea how popular Vidya is as a doctor? 226 00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:33,438 - We know. - If tomorrow Vidya is checking 227 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,563 her patient's pulse, 228 00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,438 will he say they are holding hands? 229 00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:38,646 If she rests her ears on his chest to check his heartbeat, 230 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,938 he'll say they are hugging. 231 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:42,105 - What is he saying? - And if it's a major emergency, 232 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,771 - and Vidya has to give mouth-to-mouth… - Vicky… 233 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:45,771 Stop it. Stop. I am still here. 234 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,396 I was only demonstrating. 235 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,771 Based on the evidence and witnesses, 236 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,855 - I am calling off this engagement. - Oh no! 237 00:13:52,938 --> 00:13:54,188 - Bittu. - Listen to me. 238 00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:56,521 I would settle for a maid than her. 239 00:13:56,605 --> 00:13:58,730 Please don't call off your wedding for me. 240 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:01,813 Maid Chanda. 241 00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:05,105 I'll punch your teeth with my elbow. 242 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:06,938 You don't have to believe every word I say. 243 00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:09,063 I was saying figuratively. 244 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:11,063 - Let's go, Papa. - Bittu, listen to me. 245 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,063 - Bittu… - I don't want to listen. 246 00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,438 - Get lost, you untrusting man. - Listen… 247 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,063 - Please, listen… - You're overdoing it now. 248 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,021 He's gone. 249 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,730 We spent a fortune on the engagement, 250 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:20,855 how are we going to recover it? 251 00:14:20,938 --> 00:14:23,271 You're worried about your money and not your daughter. 252 00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:25,605 There are no other auspicious dates for two years straight. 253 00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:27,063 She will be lying around in the house like an object. 254 00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:29,063 I won't marry some random guy from the neighborhood 255 00:14:29,146 --> 00:14:30,480 - if no other date is available. - You must, child. 256 00:14:30,563 --> 00:14:31,688 You must. That's a splendid idea. 257 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,730 Hold on! 258 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:34,355 - I had the same thought. - What? 259 00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:36,605 The guy who spoiled her engagement 260 00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:37,605 will now marry her. 261 00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:38,813 You mean Vicky? 262 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,230 What? Hold on. What? 263 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,896 - Are you out of your mind? - Why? 264 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,980 I'm ready to pay for the extra plate of noodles and yogurt, 265 00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:46,105 but I am not marrying her. 266 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,646 As if I was going to say yes. 267 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,313 - I'm not interested. - Me neither. 268 00:14:49,396 --> 00:14:50,230 - Scram. - You scram. 269 00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:51,855 - Get lost. - Wait. Wait. 270 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:52,855 Why are you two fighting? 271 00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:53,980 This wedding is impossible. 272 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:55,355 - Why? - Marriage happens 273 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:56,938 between two people from the same level. 274 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,813 So they live on the same level as us. Are you forgetting? 275 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:02,688 Mom… I am a certified doctor and he's a henna artist. 276 00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,938 And, father, you always wanted a government officer. 277 00:15:05,021 --> 00:15:05,855 Absolutely. 278 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,771 Hold on a second. Government officers… 279 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,813 Even we artists want government jobs. 280 00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,355 But there are no reservations for us. 281 00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:13,438 Is this our fault? 282 00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:14,980 He is right. 283 00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:18,521 You will find dozens of cops, lawyers, and doctors in every neighborhood. 284 00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:22,313 But a good henna artist is rare. 285 00:15:22,396 --> 00:15:23,438 Forget it. 286 00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:24,813 And let me tell you a secret, Aunt. 287 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,688 - Do tell. - These government officers 288 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,313 are so pretentious. 289 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,230 But we henna artists… 290 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,313 always show what we are. 291 00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:36,396 Every time, the color we apply shines red. 292 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:37,480 Just like me. 293 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,521 And don't be under the impression that I want to marry you. 294 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,230 This is for your information. 295 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,396 Enough, Vicky. 296 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:45,563 Father… 297 00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:49,396 I never liked Vicky one bit. 298 00:15:49,646 --> 00:15:53,896 But his words have changed my mind. 299 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:57,063 I've realized that a henna artist 300 00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:00,938 is much better compared to a dozen public prosecutors. 301 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:02,355 What are you saying? 302 00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:04,188 Can I marry him? 303 00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,063 Bravo! 304 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,396 I always liked Vidya, son. 305 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:13,313 I hope you don't have any objections to this wedding. 306 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,896 The community and family's reputation is at stake here. 307 00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:17,980 And most importantly… 308 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,105 the reputation of a girl whose engagement was called off. 309 00:16:22,813 --> 00:16:24,646 Who is shivering in this cold? 310 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:27,063 I am ready… 311 00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:30,313 to marry her. 312 00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:33,230 Hey! 313 00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:35,438 Hold on. Hold your horses. 314 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:36,813 There's a little detail. 315 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,188 We had a deal with Bittu and family, 316 00:16:39,271 --> 00:16:41,271 the engagement was our responsibility 317 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,230 and the wedding was theirs. 318 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,605 How dare you say this? 319 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,021 How dare you? 320 00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:49,980 Don't worry about the expenses. 321 00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:52,896 Vicky will have a grand wedding, 322 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,396 one like Rishikesh has never seen before. 323 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:59,355 There will be drums, trumpets, and VIPs. 324 00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:00,646 You'll be compelled to say, 325 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:01,896 is this a wedding? 326 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:08,646 We welcome everyone to the community wedding ceremony. 327 00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:10,146 Is this a wedding? 328 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,646 See, I told you. 329 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,813 These will be your words. Is this a wedding?! 330 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,855 But what kind of a wedding is this? 331 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:19,313 {\an8}"Sixth Charitable Community Marriage Convention." 332 00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:20,563 Dozens of altars. 333 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:23,021 Truckload of brides and grooms. 334 00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:25,313 And piles of dowry items. 335 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:27,063 Will my daughter get married here? 336 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:29,021 What is the problem? 337 00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:32,646 Vicky will marry Vidya here, not fight a war. 338 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:35,063 - War… - Father! 339 00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:37,355 - Need your blessings. - Son… 340 00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:38,896 What? 341 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,938 - Need your blessings. - She was left. 342 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:44,063 See, Dad, no expenses were spared. 343 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,313 Fantastic decoration and mood. 344 00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:50,605 There's always a group wedding on important occasions. 345 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,938 - Always. - And I am called for the henna. 346 00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:54,980 - So? - What is everyone going to say 347 00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:56,563 - if I don't get married here? - Not a word. 348 00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,896 "When it was his turn to get married, he opted for someplace else." 349 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,938 - It'll be so embarrassing, Dad. - Which one is our altar? 350 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:01,938 And it's not just Rishikesh… 351 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,563 - Imagine how hurt Brother Sajjan will be, - Who? 352 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,563 - who sponsors this convention. - Feel bad about what? 353 00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:09,480 I believe the couple should be special, 354 00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:11,146 and the wedding should be simple. 355 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,521 Very nice. 356 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,063 What happened? 357 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,730 It's a good thing that I applied… 358 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:32,355 the brakes on time. 359 00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,980 Your car has no brakes, while your mouth is full of it. 360 00:18:35,438 --> 00:18:36,521 I've said dozens of times, 361 00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:39,813 don't ride this car to show off the red beacon. 362 00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,646 - Okay. - Where's my artwork? 363 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,230 Mom, I made this last night for the convention. 364 00:18:45,313 --> 00:18:46,146 What is it, son? 365 00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:49,063 Can't you see these two fishes talking to each other? 366 00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:50,938 - Yes, yes. - Let me see, brother-in-law. 367 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,813 Hey! 368 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:53,896 What have you done? 369 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,938 - What? - That was seven days of hard work. 370 00:18:56,021 --> 00:18:58,563 See, mom. This frog face killed my fish. 371 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,521 Let it go, son. You can adopt more. 372 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:01,438 Adopt? 373 00:19:03,105 --> 00:19:04,896 Atrocious man! 374 00:19:05,105 --> 00:19:05,980 Let go. 375 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,021 You are constantly criticizing my brother. 376 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,271 He deserves it. 377 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,355 Let's go, Mom. 378 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,646 And make your husbands also fast on Karva Chauth. 379 00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,730 {\an8}You don't have to fast alone. 380 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,980 {\an8}And maintain at least a three-year gap between the two children. 381 00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:18,896 {\an8}- Right? - How is that? 382 00:19:19,271 --> 00:19:21,313 {\an8}When you two keep a gap, 383 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,605 {\an8}there will be an automatic gap between the children. 384 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:23,855 {\an8}Please, Brother Vicky. 385 00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:25,896 Bravo, Vicky! 386 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,438 Brother Sajjan. 387 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:31,771 Two things are popular at weddings nowadays. 388 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:34,688 In music, Daler Mehendi. And at weddings, Vicky's Mehendi. 389 00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:35,605 Oh, please… 390 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:39,605 Vicky, I am glad you're getting married at this convention. 391 00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:42,396 - Oh, please… - Papa, it's a huge thing that 392 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,938 you're sponsoring all these weddings. 393 00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:45,605 I feel so proud. 394 00:19:45,688 --> 00:19:48,438 Proud is okay, but what about the expenses? 395 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,396 Oh. 396 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,938 - Please. This way. - Come inside. 397 00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:59,688 The moon will be under the veil 398 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:02,980 With moonlight in her scarf 399 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,938 She’ll sneak a glance 400 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,855 At her beloved in secret 401 00:20:11,355 --> 00:20:15,521 The flute will play a melody of joy 402 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,688 The flute will play a melody of joy 403 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,605 The moon will be under the veil 404 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,730 With moonlight in her scarf 405 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:30,146 She’ll sneak a glance At her beloved in secret… 406 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,771 - Need your blessings, Grandpa. - These are my knees, son. 407 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,813 - I see. - Oh, I see. 408 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,230 It's a good thing you two got married. 409 00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:39,271 I can finally rest in peace after seeing your children. 410 00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:41,396 Will the children look so ugly, that you will be dead? 411 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:02,938 Oh God! 412 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,438 Why… 413 00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:06,438 can't believe your eyes? 414 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,313 Nobody in the neighborhood can believe it. 415 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,938 But they are unaware that Vicky planned everything, 416 00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:16,813 wedding to honeymoon. 417 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:17,730 Yeah. 418 00:21:19,521 --> 00:21:20,771 Perfect timing for a power cut. 419 00:21:22,271 --> 00:21:25,938 No time to stay idle, time to get busy. 420 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,521 Come with me to the bed… 421 00:21:30,396 --> 00:21:31,938 How did this kid get here before the wedding night? 422 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,146 I'm going to sleep next to my sister-in-law. 423 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,938 Gopal, we just got married. 424 00:21:36,355 --> 00:21:37,730 So all night we're going to play games-- 425 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,146 Vicky, please. 426 00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:41,021 Play snakes and ladders. 427 00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:42,521 Snakes and ladders at night. 428 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,313 Go sleep with Grandpa. 429 00:21:44,396 --> 00:21:47,771 Grandpa walks in his sleep. I won't sleep with him. 430 00:21:58,063 --> 00:21:59,480 - Sleeping. - Okay. 431 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:02,980 You were saying something about the honeymoon. 432 00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:05,438 You are attentive. 433 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,146 - Remove the dress. - What nonsense is this? 434 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:11,646 I meant to move the dress. I have something for you, 435 00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:13,521 under the blanket. 436 00:22:20,355 --> 00:22:21,230 Goa? 437 00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:22,396 Goa! 438 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,438 Honeymoon in Goa. 439 00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:31,396 Couples should always take a vacation after their wedding. 440 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,563 Right. We should. 441 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:35,771 Son, I've two tickets to Vaishno Devi. 442 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:36,896 They aren't confirmed yet. 443 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,021 I'll get them confirmed. 444 00:22:38,105 --> 00:22:39,021 When are you two leaving? 445 00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:42,105 Not us, you two are going? 446 00:22:43,146 --> 00:22:44,230 - Vaishno Devi? - Yes. 447 00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:48,021 It's a tradition in our family. 448 00:22:48,146 --> 00:22:52,646 Every newlywed couple takes blessings at Vaishno Devi temple. 449 00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,146 What kind of a rule is this? 450 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:55,313 Your family can have a rule 451 00:22:55,396 --> 00:22:57,480 of getting pictures taken with this 452 00:22:57,605 --> 00:23:00,063 - silly sword and getting them framed. - Hey… 453 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,646 Who are you calling silly? 454 00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:03,771 It's the Bable family sword. 455 00:23:03,855 --> 00:23:06,438 My forefathers fought the Mughals with this. 456 00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,021 Someone gouged his eye out with a stone. 457 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,896 His forefathers fought the Mughals. 458 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,688 Look, mister, we're Punjabis, but you're trying to be funny. 459 00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:14,896 Bappi! 460 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:17,271 I'll chop your head off with this sword. 461 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:20,813 - What did he say? Have you lost it? - One straight blow. 462 00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:22,271 Father… Grandpa, 463 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,980 your joint pain will start acting up again. 464 00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:25,646 - Don't fight, please. - Calm down. 465 00:23:26,396 --> 00:23:28,188 We'll go to Vaishno Devi. 466 00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,396 The Goddess beckons us 467 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,313 - Hello. - Hello, ma'am. 468 00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:42,688 Welcome. Welcome, sir. 469 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:44,521 Hello. 470 00:23:44,605 --> 00:23:45,438 - Vicky. - Hello. 471 00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:47,480 We lied about going to Vaishno Devi and came to Goa instead. 472 00:23:47,646 --> 00:23:49,396 Mother Goddess will curse us. 473 00:23:49,855 --> 00:23:50,771 Don't be crazy. 474 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:52,521 Mother never curses her children. 475 00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:53,938 Don't worry. 476 00:23:54,021 --> 00:23:56,313 And if our family finds out where we are? 477 00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,646 It will be a secret between the three of us. 478 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:00,646 Who's the third person? 479 00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:03,230 You, me, and Mother Goddess. 480 00:24:08,063 --> 00:24:08,896 Hello. 481 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:09,980 Hello, Grandpa! 482 00:24:10,063 --> 00:24:11,230 We've reached Katra! 483 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,771 My eyesight is bad, but my ears are alright. 484 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:15,938 Slow down. 485 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,313 Glory to Goddess. 486 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,563 I can hear the religious discourses at the back. 487 00:24:20,688 --> 00:24:23,313 Yes, Narender Chanchal is performing. 488 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,855 It's a religious performance. 489 00:24:26,271 --> 00:24:27,146 Great. 490 00:24:28,105 --> 00:24:29,563 But, no Anup Jalota? 491 00:24:30,021 --> 00:24:30,896 Doesn't matter. 492 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,730 Don't forget to get offerings. Bring holy water, 493 00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:37,021 and remember to get your pictures taken with those midget horses. 494 00:24:37,105 --> 00:24:38,021 Midget horses? 495 00:24:38,105 --> 00:24:40,521 Those poor horses who couldn't grow up. 496 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:43,730 Those poor souls who carry a 200-kilo person on their backs. 497 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,105 Mules. They are called mules, Grandpa. 498 00:24:46,188 --> 00:24:48,021 - Is that what they are called? - I am hanging up, Grandpa. 499 00:24:48,105 --> 00:24:49,563 I am on a long-distance call. I'll call you back later. 500 00:24:49,646 --> 00:24:50,480 Glory to Goddess. 501 00:25:13,771 --> 00:25:17,021 The flame burns all night long At the Mother's vigil-- 502 00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:18,063 Vicky. 503 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:26,771 In front of my eyes, close to my heart 504 00:25:27,646 --> 00:25:34,646 Someone resides there, and that's you 505 00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:38,146 In front of my eyes 506 00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:40,438 Not yet. 507 00:25:40,771 --> 00:25:41,730 When? 508 00:25:42,688 --> 00:25:45,188 You said you'll give me surprise tips in Goa. 509 00:25:45,563 --> 00:25:46,396 All ready. 510 00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:47,771 You remember everything. 511 00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:53,521 {\an8}You… Read this. 512 00:25:53,605 --> 00:25:55,896 {\an8}Foreign couples have a trend 513 00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,646 {\an8}- of making wedding night videos. - Trend. 514 00:25:59,021 --> 00:26:00,271 {\an8}What is all this? 515 00:26:00,521 --> 00:26:03,980 Vidya, these foreigners make a video of their wedding night. 516 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,646 And watch it repeatedly. 517 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,980 It's the secret to their happiness. 518 00:26:07,396 --> 00:26:09,813 They lie naked everywhere in Goa. Beer, party, and all. 519 00:26:10,688 --> 00:26:12,646 So, I was thinking… 520 00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:16,021 let's make a video of our wedding night. 521 00:26:17,105 --> 00:26:19,271 If we face any problems in the future… 522 00:26:19,355 --> 00:26:21,771 Maybe when you get mad at me, or I'll be mad at you… 523 00:26:21,855 --> 00:26:23,188 and we aren't talking. 524 00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:24,813 - Isn't that possible? - Possible. 525 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:26,730 - Absolutely possible. - We can watch this video, 526 00:26:26,813 --> 00:26:29,646 and it will revive our love energy. 527 00:26:30,271 --> 00:26:31,563 How do you like my idea, Doctor? 528 00:26:32,813 --> 00:26:34,063 - Superb idea. - Right? 529 00:26:34,146 --> 00:26:35,021 Yes. 530 00:26:36,021 --> 00:26:36,980 Did you bring a camera? 531 00:26:39,646 --> 00:26:41,146 It's the first thing I packed. 532 00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:43,105 - Really? - Yes. 533 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:46,605 Vicky… Bable! Rascal! 534 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,188 You'll make a video of me! 535 00:26:49,271 --> 00:26:51,230 Aren't you ashamed to suggest such things to your wife? 536 00:26:51,313 --> 00:26:53,313 This is why you brought me to Goa instead of Vaishno Devi! 537 00:26:53,396 --> 00:26:56,855 Vidya, listen… Vidya. You don't have to get mad. 538 00:26:57,396 --> 00:26:58,813 This is not our home. 539 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:02,021 It was just a suggestion. We don't have to make it, Vidya. 540 00:27:02,396 --> 00:27:03,813 - Vidya… - Don't come after me! 541 00:27:04,146 --> 00:27:06,021 - Disgusting man! Gross! - Vidya. 542 00:27:06,771 --> 00:27:07,938 Such temper. 543 00:27:08,771 --> 00:27:11,355 Is she my wife or Ajay Devgn? 544 00:27:11,438 --> 00:27:16,313 Enter my life slowly-slowly 545 00:27:16,563 --> 00:27:21,021 Steal my heart slowly-slowly 546 00:27:21,646 --> 00:27:23,188 Look here for a photograph. 547 00:27:23,271 --> 00:27:25,938 That's really amazing. That's lovely. 548 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,396 Memories on the beach. 549 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,813 Memories in the air. 550 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,980 - Memories of us. - Yes. 551 00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:33,105 And memories by two lovers. 552 00:27:35,771 --> 00:27:37,938 You know, I want to record every moment. 553 00:28:15,313 --> 00:28:16,188 Sorry. 554 00:28:31,771 --> 00:28:32,771 Did you get the camera? 555 00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:35,063 No, I didn't pack it. 556 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:36,938 You didn't? 557 00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:50,480 Words are not enough 558 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:55,188 To describe you 559 00:28:56,105 --> 00:28:59,980 Can't take 560 00:29:00,063 --> 00:29:04,730 My eyes off you 561 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:12,396 Your fragrance in the air 562 00:29:12,896 --> 00:29:17,730 Your fragrance is in the air Your thoughts make my day 563 00:29:17,813 --> 00:29:24,188 My nights are lit because of you 564 00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:28,855 Your name's etched in my heart 565 00:29:28,938 --> 00:29:33,396 It'll never fade 566 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:37,771 I've colored myself 567 00:29:37,855 --> 00:29:43,688 Colored me in your love 568 00:29:44,105 --> 00:29:47,271 You are the one 569 00:29:47,438 --> 00:29:53,688 You are the one I want to be with 570 00:29:53,771 --> 00:29:59,313 Through the eyes, down the heart's lane 571 00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:03,938 Building a world you can call your own 572 00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:08,813 From you, one can learn 573 00:30:09,063 --> 00:30:12,896 How to express love 574 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:17,980 Since the day I fell for you I've been thankful 575 00:30:18,063 --> 00:30:23,688 You're the destination of every journey 576 00:30:24,938 --> 00:30:28,855 I'm so smitten by your love 577 00:30:28,938 --> 00:30:33,230 Can't get over you 578 00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:38,230 Words are not enough 579 00:30:38,313 --> 00:30:43,563 To describe you 580 00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:04,146 You decimated our family reputation. 581 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,938 This is not what I expected to see with one eye. 582 00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:09,063 Disgusting. 583 00:31:10,438 --> 00:31:14,230 Camera. Video. Songs. Dance. Beach. 584 00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:15,938 Gross! 585 00:31:16,188 --> 00:31:17,021 Grandpa. 586 00:31:17,188 --> 00:31:18,521 We apologize, Grandpa. 587 00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:20,605 - We made a grave mistake. - Sorry, Grandpa. 588 00:31:20,688 --> 00:31:22,646 - Please forgive us. - When did you two arrive? 589 00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:24,438 And why are you apologizing? 590 00:31:24,521 --> 00:31:25,730 I wasn't referring to you. 591 00:31:25,813 --> 00:31:28,730 I was referring to your rebellious sister Chanda. 592 00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:32,563 Hello, Viku. 593 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:39,605 I was apologizing on her behalf. 594 00:31:39,855 --> 00:31:40,938 See… 595 00:31:41,563 --> 00:31:42,396 How are you? 596 00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:43,480 Hot. 597 00:31:43,938 --> 00:31:45,480 You do look pretty different. 598 00:31:47,021 --> 00:31:49,646 It is my Mumbai look. 599 00:31:50,063 --> 00:31:52,355 - Thank God she didn't run away to Africa. - Greetings, sister. 600 00:31:52,563 --> 00:31:54,188 What are you doing? 601 00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:56,855 We're only a couple of minutes apart. 602 00:31:57,105 --> 00:31:57,980 Well… 603 00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:00,813 You two got married? 604 00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:02,938 - We did. - When and why? 605 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,230 Because they are cultured. 606 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,730 Both these kids are cultured. 607 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:09,355 First, they got married and then took a trip to Vaishno Devi. 608 00:32:09,438 --> 00:32:10,605 Also Bhaironath. We also visited Bhaironath. 609 00:32:10,688 --> 00:32:12,271 - Also Bhaironath? - Yes. 610 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:13,771 Relax, Grandpa. 611 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:16,480 Marriage and kids are old-fashioned. 612 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:18,730 I'm looking for a life partner 613 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:20,563 who would love me! 614 00:32:20,646 --> 00:32:22,521 Love me day and night. 615 00:32:22,605 --> 00:32:25,063 In fact, even in the afternoons if he's got the time. Just love me. 616 00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:26,105 Strangle her. 617 00:32:26,188 --> 00:32:30,146 In fact, life after marriage is like the leftover water in a coconut. 618 00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,521 What… 619 00:32:32,771 --> 00:32:34,063 Go on, children. 620 00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:36,396 Glory to the Goddess. 621 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,230 - Glory to Her grace. - Hail the Goddess. 622 00:32:39,646 --> 00:32:42,355 So the guy you ran away with, cheated you this time as well? 623 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,271 I didn't run away to get married. 624 00:32:44,355 --> 00:32:47,271 I went on a trip with a producer to shoot a music video. 625 00:32:47,605 --> 00:32:50,855 But that bloody fraud got drunk at a party and proposed to me. 626 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,480 You know I hate marriages. 627 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,646 I left the music video incomplete and him completely. 628 00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:56,980 You've put our family reputation to shame, Chanda. 629 00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:58,771 I was only putting sugar in tea. 630 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:01,396 Is the second headlight also out of service? 631 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,313 Hey. 632 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,521 I was referring to this Chanda. 633 00:33:04,605 --> 00:33:06,855 I told you to get your name changed, but no… 634 00:33:08,730 --> 00:33:10,438 Tell her to change her name. 635 00:33:11,313 --> 00:33:13,646 Will the poor suffer every time? 636 00:33:13,855 --> 00:33:16,605 First, she asked me to change my room, then change my bed. 637 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:18,105 I don't even get my salary. 638 00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:20,688 Your salary is safe with me. 639 00:33:20,771 --> 00:33:23,355 You see, money can spoil a person. 640 00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:24,938 - True that. - Oh… 641 00:33:25,021 --> 00:33:28,980 - Let her know she's giving me a bad name. - How? 642 00:33:29,063 --> 00:33:31,146 Do you know what the grocer says when I'm out buying groceries? 643 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:32,688 I'll give you 16 bananas instead of 12. 644 00:33:32,771 --> 00:33:34,605 But next time you must elope with me. 645 00:33:35,021 --> 00:33:37,396 Should I elope with him for two extra bananas? 646 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:38,980 Go get coffee for me. 647 00:33:39,063 --> 00:33:40,480 Get it yourself. 648 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:43,105 I know how. It takes only three whistles. 649 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,063 Three whistles? 650 00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:45,605 If I whistle three times, 651 00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:47,480 three hundred boys will line up to make coffee for me. 652 00:33:47,563 --> 00:33:49,980 Whistle once more to get tea for me. 653 00:33:50,271 --> 00:33:51,521 I can't… 654 00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:56,271 Do you feel alone? 655 00:33:56,355 --> 00:33:58,230 Don't massage your hands with my feet, 656 00:33:58,313 --> 00:33:59,896 massage my feet with your hands. 657 00:34:02,021 --> 00:34:04,396 - He's back. The rascal is back. - What is it? 658 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,230 He's already gouged an eye out with one stone. 659 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:07,646 Does he want to gouge the other one as well? 660 00:34:07,855 --> 00:34:08,855 I will show him. 661 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,605 There's only so much you can see with one eye. 662 00:34:10,688 --> 00:34:11,521 Stay seated. 663 00:34:13,188 --> 00:34:14,021 Chanda. 664 00:34:14,105 --> 00:34:16,396 "Back from Mumbai after becoming a star? 665 00:34:17,313 --> 00:34:18,313 But nothing is lost yet. 666 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,271 Apologize to me. 667 00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:23,355 Your first and last lover." 668 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:26,688 How dare you come here? How dare you? 669 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,896 Bloody alcoholic pervert. 670 00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:33,813 Look, Chanda. 671 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,980 - You are the one I love. - Speak. 672 00:34:37,063 --> 00:34:38,980 How many women have you slept with? 673 00:34:39,063 --> 00:34:40,646 I slept with all of them. 674 00:34:40,855 --> 00:34:44,271 I would be a pervert if I had stayed awake with them. 675 00:34:45,105 --> 00:34:47,230 Don't let me catch you in this neighborhood again, 676 00:34:47,313 --> 00:34:48,646 or I will break your legs. 677 00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:51,146 Don't let me see you here again. 678 00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:52,105 Hey… 679 00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:55,355 I will destroy your family. 680 00:35:02,063 --> 00:35:02,980 What are you twirling? 681 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,688 It's a CD of our video. 682 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,271 The video from Goa? 683 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,855 Why? Did you make more videos? 684 00:35:10,605 --> 00:35:11,480 Show me. 685 00:35:13,563 --> 00:35:15,855 "Sad Songs of Mukesh." 686 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,313 Why write this? 687 00:35:17,396 --> 00:35:19,230 If it ever gets misplaced, no one will know what it is. 688 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,146 Sad Song. Who listens to it these days? 689 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:23,105 You are right, Mr. Smartypants. 690 00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:24,896 Let's watch it. 691 00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:28,146 But you said we'll watch it when we have a fight. 692 00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:30,355 Mannerless girl! 693 00:35:31,521 --> 00:35:33,230 - What's wrong? - Where's my glass of milk? 694 00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:37,646 - Listen, henna artist, get it yourself. - How dare you… 695 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:38,605 We just had a fight. 696 00:35:39,146 --> 00:35:41,605 - Now let's watch it. - Oh… 697 00:35:42,396 --> 00:35:44,355 - naughty boy. - Put it on. 698 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:46,480 Hurry up, it's freezing. 699 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:47,396 Oh, hello. 700 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,146 Oh, yes. 701 00:35:52,063 --> 00:35:52,896 Listen… 702 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,396 it's stuck. 703 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,313 Oh… 704 00:35:56,063 --> 00:35:58,896 We middle-class people always get stuck at some place. 705 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,855 It needs a slight push. 706 00:36:01,938 --> 00:36:03,855 It's slightly loose because it's second-hand. 707 00:36:06,438 --> 00:36:08,146 - Ready? - Ready. 708 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,355 Vicky. 709 00:36:19,188 --> 00:36:20,688 It's going to be a lot of fun. 710 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,646 Stop it… 711 00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:28,063 No. 712 00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:33,480 Vicky, let me go. 713 00:36:33,813 --> 00:36:34,855 Vicky, please… 714 00:36:39,271 --> 00:36:40,146 Shit. 715 00:36:42,355 --> 00:36:43,230 Stop it… 716 00:36:45,063 --> 00:36:45,938 Shit. 717 00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:50,188 Stop it… 718 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:53,980 What's going on? 719 00:36:54,605 --> 00:36:56,438 Grandpa, I… 720 00:36:56,521 --> 00:36:58,730 Why are you mumbling? 721 00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:00,563 I can barely see with one eye, 722 00:37:00,646 --> 00:37:03,021 and that Gopal made off with my spectacles. 723 00:37:03,271 --> 00:37:04,313 Did he come here? 724 00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:05,396 No, no… 725 00:37:06,313 --> 00:37:07,521 Gopal. 726 00:37:08,063 --> 00:37:09,230 Gopal. 727 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:11,563 - Grandpa. - Give Grandpa his glasses. 728 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,938 Children are the image of God. 729 00:37:14,021 --> 00:37:15,730 He always runs off with my glasses. He's the devil. 730 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:17,521 Exactly. He took your glasses. 731 00:37:17,605 --> 00:37:18,646 Go on. Sleep. 732 00:37:19,188 --> 00:37:20,146 What were you watching? 733 00:37:21,646 --> 00:37:23,230 - We… were watching a film. - Movie. 734 00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:24,980 - Oh, film. - Yes. 735 00:37:25,355 --> 00:37:27,480 - Okay, Grandpa. - But I heard some weird noises. 736 00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:28,688 Like bus, bus stop. 737 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:34,646 Yes… the hero missed his rickshaw, so he was yelling bus stop. 738 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:36,938 Weird. People often hire a rickshaw when they miss their bus. 739 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,563 But he was running after it. 740 00:37:40,438 --> 00:37:42,521 - Goodnight, Grandpa. - Goodnight. 741 00:37:45,938 --> 00:37:47,146 We're ruined! 742 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:48,396 We've been robbed. 743 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,855 I've been yelling since morning. 744 00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,021 Why isn't anyone listening? 745 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,896 What's wrong, Bable sir? Why are you raising a commotion? 746 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,438 The family honor has been robbed? 747 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,146 - Did your daughter run away again? - No-- 748 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:59,271 I am right here. Stop saying that I ran away. 749 00:37:59,355 --> 00:38:00,688 BABA BHAVAN 750 00:38:00,771 --> 00:38:02,521 What's wrong? What's all the commotion about? 751 00:38:02,605 --> 00:38:05,021 - He wakes up after we were robbed. - What happened? 752 00:38:05,105 --> 00:38:07,230 Our ancestral sword has been stolen. 753 00:38:07,313 --> 00:38:08,980 You woke me up for this on a cold morning? 754 00:38:09,063 --> 00:38:11,188 - Woke me up for no reason. - He even stole a couple of my things. 755 00:38:11,271 --> 00:38:13,188 Let it be, Chanda. Go make some breakfast. 756 00:38:13,271 --> 00:38:15,396 - Grandpa. - And make some tea for me. 757 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:18,730 Make sure it refreshes my mind and makes my body groove. 758 00:38:18,813 --> 00:38:21,355 We use buffalo milk, not snake's milk. 759 00:38:22,313 --> 00:38:24,438 And what do I make it in? He even stole the stove. 760 00:38:24,521 --> 00:38:25,813 Everything has been stolen. 761 00:38:27,021 --> 00:38:28,396 What kind of a thief was he? 762 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,688 How could he burgle only our house? 763 00:38:31,230 --> 00:38:32,771 Stole? 764 00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:45,730 Good God! 765 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,396 What's wrong, Vicky? 766 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,355 - Stolen? It's been stolen. - Stolen? 767 00:38:53,771 --> 00:38:56,396 It's been stolen, Grandpa. We're ruined. 768 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,563 Grandpa. Grandpa. It's been stolen, Grandpa. 769 00:38:59,646 --> 00:39:01,938 So till now was I singing Kabir's poems? 770 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:03,105 Grandpa… 771 00:39:04,063 --> 00:39:06,313 Where is the CD? Our CD? 772 00:39:07,563 --> 00:39:08,480 CD? 773 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:09,646 Our CD. 774 00:39:11,105 --> 00:39:13,146 It's been stolen. 775 00:39:15,438 --> 00:39:16,271 What? 776 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,271 - Stolen? - Yes, the CD… 777 00:39:19,355 --> 00:39:21,021 - Good Lord. - Vidya. 778 00:39:21,105 --> 00:39:22,188 - Stolen. Stolen. - Vidya, no. 779 00:39:22,271 --> 00:39:23,646 - Calm down, child. - Stolen?! 780 00:39:23,730 --> 00:39:25,605 - It's going to be okay. - What's okay? 781 00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:27,271 We've been cursed by Mother Goddess. 782 00:39:27,355 --> 00:39:30,521 This boy of yours is a sick pervert! 783 00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:32,355 I'd heard of big flirt, child. 784 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:34,730 What's a sick pervert? Highest level of perv. 785 00:39:34,813 --> 00:39:37,146 - Perv. Pervert. Sick Pervert! - No… 786 00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:40,188 - The tickets you gave us to Vaishno Devi, - Yes… 787 00:39:40,271 --> 00:39:43,146 - he tore them up and took me to Goa. - What? 788 00:39:43,271 --> 00:39:45,063 - He tore up the confirmed tickets? - Yes. 789 00:39:45,146 --> 00:39:48,605 I was wondering why the holy water from Vaishno Devi was so salty. 790 00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:51,271 - It was seawater. - Sea? 791 00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:53,855 He kept dipping the bottle again and again. 792 00:39:53,938 --> 00:39:55,313 What have you done, Vicky? 793 00:39:55,396 --> 00:39:57,355 We only collected from the top. We even filtered it. 794 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:58,313 Quiet! 795 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,646 - And he made me drink wine. - No… 796 00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:01,605 Red or white? 797 00:40:01,688 --> 00:40:03,521 Forget the color and focus on the drink. 798 00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:06,730 - He got my daughter addicted. - That is not all, Papa. 799 00:40:06,813 --> 00:40:07,938 That is not all. 800 00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:11,021 - He even made a video of me. - Vidya, no… 801 00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:11,938 - Which one? - Which one? 802 00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:13,771 Wedding night video. 803 00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:15,063 Yes! 804 00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:16,230 Oh, my God! 805 00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:17,438 - And now that CD… - You… 806 00:40:17,521 --> 00:40:19,355 Got stolen with the CD player. 807 00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:24,896 Right there… That is where he hugged me. 808 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:26,230 He's having an attack. 809 00:40:26,313 --> 00:40:27,730 - To hell with his attack… - Grandpa. 810 00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:28,730 There will be two deaths 811 00:40:28,813 --> 00:40:30,021 - in this family today. - Grandpa… 812 00:40:30,105 --> 00:40:31,188 - No. - I am also going to die. 813 00:40:31,271 --> 00:40:33,355 - Wait, Vidya. No. - Grandpa. Grandpa. 814 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,021 I am going to commit suicide. 815 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:41,271 No… Vidya! 816 00:40:49,271 --> 00:40:50,896 I've been asking for so long. 817 00:40:51,271 --> 00:40:52,605 Is our CD safe? 818 00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:54,063 - CD? - Yes. 819 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:56,938 - Yes, it's safe. I took it out. - Okay. 820 00:40:58,980 --> 00:40:59,813 Stolen? 821 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:10,646 {\an8}UTTAR PRADESH POLICE 822 00:41:12,063 --> 00:41:12,896 Out of the way! 823 00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,938 The police never arrive on time because you crowd the place. 824 00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:16,855 Good. 825 00:41:17,063 --> 00:41:18,188 How does the goggle look on me? 826 00:41:18,355 --> 00:41:20,396 - It looks amazing. - So they belong to me now. 827 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,188 Looking at how long you've been wearing them, 828 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,688 I never thought they were mine. 829 00:41:24,771 --> 00:41:27,313 I am going over to Monu's house to watch "Faktimaan". 830 00:41:27,396 --> 00:41:28,355 Shower first. 831 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,021 That man has two glasses in a single frame. 832 00:41:33,146 --> 00:41:34,605 Such poor people are also getting robbed. 833 00:41:35,396 --> 00:41:37,605 Who are you, one-eyed Popeye? 834 00:41:37,688 --> 00:41:39,896 - There. - I am the owner of this house. 835 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,813 Can't be? 836 00:41:41,438 --> 00:41:42,271 I swear. 837 00:41:42,355 --> 00:41:45,980 I am the owner of this house and I called you here. 838 00:41:46,396 --> 00:41:47,730 Tell me what was stolen. 839 00:41:47,813 --> 00:41:49,521 - They robbed a-- - Two… 840 00:41:49,896 --> 00:41:52,271 Two sofas, two televisions, 841 00:41:52,355 --> 00:41:54,688 - two stoves, two cookers, two cabinets… - Mom, please. 842 00:41:54,771 --> 00:41:56,855 Why are you saying two of every item? 843 00:41:57,105 --> 00:41:59,063 They are cops. 844 00:41:59,396 --> 00:42:01,438 If we say two, then they will find one of each. 845 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:03,396 - Yes sir, Two of everything was stolen. - Right. 846 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,813 All these items are secondary. 847 00:42:04,896 --> 00:42:06,980 My ancestral sword was stolen, sir. 848 00:42:07,063 --> 00:42:08,688 - Ancestral? - Yes. 849 00:42:08,813 --> 00:42:09,646 You don't seem that way. 850 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:13,688 - Do you suspect anyone? - No. 851 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:17,896 You, lonely stranger. 852 00:42:20,813 --> 00:42:21,646 Me? 853 00:42:21,813 --> 00:42:22,771 Where were you last night? 854 00:42:25,438 --> 00:42:28,521 I recently got married, so I was in my room all night. 855 00:42:29,438 --> 00:42:30,271 And you? 856 00:42:30,938 --> 00:42:32,105 He got married to me. 857 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:34,105 What do you do? 858 00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:35,563 I am a doctor. 859 00:42:35,813 --> 00:42:38,438 - This lump on my-- - I don't treat lumps. 860 00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:41,230 It's getting late, Vidya. You should go. 861 00:42:41,313 --> 00:42:43,855 - She goes to the hospital. - Yes. See you bye. 862 00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,271 She's a renowned doctor. 863 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,230 - What do you do? - I am a henna artist. 864 00:42:47,313 --> 00:42:49,605 I'll ask about your hobbies later, what is your profession? 865 00:42:49,688 --> 00:42:51,230 - That is my profession. - Amazing. 866 00:42:51,313 --> 00:42:54,396 Listen, all this stuff is worthless. 867 00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:57,021 But something valuable was stolen. It's a CD player. 868 00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:58,605 And it has a CD… 869 00:42:58,688 --> 00:43:00,396 Anything important? 870 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,438 Too important. That CD has a video… 871 00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:07,688 - I mean, it's my wedding video. - Who likes to remember their marriage? 872 00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:10,688 In fact, married men should watch the video in reverse 873 00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:11,771 so they can get out of it. 874 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:14,063 Please, the list is long. 875 00:43:14,688 --> 00:43:17,063 Let's note everything down slowly. Come, sit. 876 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:19,396 Sit? 877 00:43:20,688 --> 00:43:22,313 - What? - Sit. 878 00:43:22,396 --> 00:43:24,230 I can't sit because of people like you. 879 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:26,396 Did I join the police for this day? 880 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,188 To run after petty thieves? 881 00:43:28,563 --> 00:43:30,188 Had an airplane gone missing, 882 00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:32,480 {\an8}missed the train, or some nation was under siege, 883 00:43:32,563 --> 00:43:33,730 that would explain calling the police. 884 00:43:33,813 --> 00:43:36,605 Will I look for your shoes, slippers, rolling pin, and so on? 885 00:43:57,521 --> 00:44:00,813 Any other police officer would have said this. 886 00:44:01,938 --> 00:44:02,855 But not me. 887 00:44:03,563 --> 00:44:06,396 I was telling them that no robbery is big or small, 888 00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:09,105 whether it's an object or the heart. 889 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,271 The law is wet, sir. 890 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:17,021 Everyone will be questioned separately, 891 00:44:17,646 --> 00:44:19,146 starting with the beautiful ladies. 892 00:44:19,855 --> 00:44:21,021 Go ahead, ask. 893 00:44:21,105 --> 00:44:22,730 He said, beautiful ladies. 894 00:44:22,813 --> 00:44:24,063 - "Go ahead." - I see. 895 00:44:24,146 --> 00:44:25,938 You can ask me whatever you want, sir. 896 00:44:26,188 --> 00:44:27,105 I am in a hurry. 897 00:44:27,188 --> 00:44:28,646 Why? Are you getting hanged in the evening? 898 00:44:28,813 --> 00:44:30,146 - Not at all. - Should I arrange for it? 899 00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:32,480 I am allergic to noose. 900 00:44:32,563 --> 00:44:33,396 Continue. 901 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:35,188 Your good name. 902 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,438 - Chanda. - It's pretty unique. 903 00:44:37,521 --> 00:44:39,105 Even my name is Chanda. 904 00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:40,980 Get it changed immediately. 905 00:44:41,521 --> 00:44:42,396 What should I change it to? 906 00:44:42,771 --> 00:44:43,605 Universe. 907 00:44:45,855 --> 00:44:47,813 {\an8}Which of your items were stolen? 908 00:44:48,146 --> 00:44:49,105 My purse. 909 00:44:49,396 --> 00:44:55,021 It had my chain, ring, lipstick, makeup, diary, pen, glasses… 910 00:44:55,105 --> 00:44:57,188 - No blanket? - It was a small purse. 911 00:44:57,271 --> 00:44:59,021 You should hire a minivan with you always. 912 00:44:59,105 --> 00:45:01,480 {\an8}- What nonsense? - I am taking this face personally. 913 00:45:01,563 --> 00:45:03,396 {\an8}- You mean, case. - Only one decent thing left in the house, 914 00:45:04,188 --> 00:45:05,355 {\an8}which the boss is trying to steal. 915 00:45:05,438 --> 00:45:07,021 {\an8}I don't trust the police. 916 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:08,730 We'll restore your faith. 917 00:45:09,146 --> 00:45:10,646 In fact, we can even refresh it for you. 918 00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:12,146 - Shukla. - Yes, sir. 919 00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:13,855 Nab all the thieves in Rishikesh. 920 00:45:20,688 --> 00:45:27,688 With every breath I take 921 00:45:30,396 --> 00:45:37,396 For you, I wait 922 00:45:38,896 --> 00:45:45,605 Tears trickling down my face 923 00:45:47,021 --> 00:45:54,021 My love has only this to say 924 00:45:55,646 --> 00:46:01,271 The only thing that can keep me alive 925 00:46:01,396 --> 00:46:06,271 Is a glimpse of you, my love 926 00:46:07,021 --> 00:46:11,688 Is a glimpse of you, my love 927 00:46:11,771 --> 00:46:14,438 {\an8}A glimpse of you… 928 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:17,313 {\an8}Come here for any remedy! 929 00:46:17,396 --> 00:46:19,771 Don't walk, run to us for the remedy. 930 00:46:19,855 --> 00:46:20,855 I'LL BE A TRUCK WHEN I GROW UP 931 00:46:20,938 --> 00:46:23,146 When will you grow into a truck? 932 00:46:23,771 --> 00:46:24,938 GUARANTEED REMEDY CLINIC 933 00:46:25,021 --> 00:46:27,938 Are you Thandak? 934 00:46:28,021 --> 00:46:30,646 I am, but I only sell the hot stuff. 935 00:46:30,855 --> 00:46:32,688 Just tell me what you want. 936 00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,813 Do you have those videos? 937 00:46:35,146 --> 00:46:36,355 I don't sell that stuff. 938 00:46:36,438 --> 00:46:37,771 I sell guaranteed remedies 939 00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:40,063 for piles, rashes, early ejaculation, wet dreams… 940 00:46:40,146 --> 00:46:41,605 I don't get any wet dreams. 941 00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:44,355 Pintu suggested your name. 942 00:46:44,438 --> 00:46:47,980 That stupid bugger hasn't paid for the herbs he took last time. 943 00:46:48,313 --> 00:46:49,813 Just be careful, mister. 944 00:46:50,063 --> 00:46:51,980 The police often take rounds here. 945 00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:53,563 - Police… - One minute. 946 00:46:53,855 --> 00:46:56,896 But you look like a genuine customer. 947 00:46:59,771 --> 00:47:01,813 Look… "Sizzling like pizza". 948 00:47:02,771 --> 00:47:04,146 - No… - Then how about this. 949 00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:05,313 {\an8}'"Procreate in the blanket." 950 00:47:05,771 --> 00:47:06,771 You don't have to read out the titles. 951 00:47:07,188 --> 00:47:08,396 They all have the same story. 952 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,271 These films don't have to win the Oscar. 953 00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:14,146 Tell me about your mood. What are you looking at? 954 00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:16,188 Anything new… 955 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,771 Freshly shipped from Goa yesterday. 956 00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:19,896 - Goa? - Yes. 957 00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:22,480 {\an8}"Husband and wife, enjoying Goa life." 958 00:47:22,855 --> 00:47:23,771 What… 959 00:47:24,355 --> 00:47:25,438 I'll take all of them. 960 00:47:25,521 --> 00:47:26,355 - All of them? - Yes. 961 00:47:26,438 --> 00:47:28,146 God bless you. 962 00:47:28,230 --> 00:47:29,813 With customers like you, 963 00:47:29,896 --> 00:47:32,438 - this industry will scale new heights. - Right. 964 00:47:32,521 --> 00:47:33,855 Poor souls are very hard-working. 965 00:47:34,063 --> 00:47:37,230 With these many copies, you'll need this booster. 966 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,146 - You keep it. - Take it… 967 00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:44,563 {\an8}Shukla, 968 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,355 {\an8}I've worked at dozens of police stations 969 00:47:48,063 --> 00:47:51,271 {\an8}but never came across a cop like our boss. 970 00:47:52,105 --> 00:47:56,313 {\an8}The guy never sits down in service to his country. 971 00:47:58,521 --> 00:47:59,563 Salute to him. 972 00:48:00,146 --> 00:48:01,105 He's got piles. 973 00:48:02,105 --> 00:48:04,063 Or he wouldn't even stand up for the national song. 974 00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,355 When he sits down, his heartache comes out of his back. 975 00:48:07,730 --> 00:48:09,605 He stands in an empty bus. 976 00:48:10,396 --> 00:48:11,730 See this pile. 977 00:48:12,563 --> 00:48:14,730 Since he got here, he never sat or let us sit down. 978 00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,188 Doesn't work most of the time, 979 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,146 and makes mixed noises at other times. 980 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,188 - Get it fixed. - Sure. 981 00:48:20,563 --> 00:48:21,438 It's ringing. It's ringing. 982 00:48:25,063 --> 00:48:27,021 - Hello. - Is this Chanda speaking? 983 00:48:27,146 --> 00:48:28,063 - Yes. - Yes. 984 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:31,021 We found some of your belongings. Come down to the police station. 985 00:48:33,021 --> 00:48:35,813 - What belongings? - We even found those that weren't stolen. 986 00:48:36,271 --> 00:48:38,646 Did they find my red bra? 987 00:48:38,771 --> 00:48:39,605 Coming. 988 00:48:40,813 --> 00:48:42,271 You couldn't fix a camera even in 15 days. 989 00:48:42,355 --> 00:48:43,188 Move. 990 00:48:43,271 --> 00:48:44,355 Shut down your shop. 991 00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:46,063 The camera isn't fixed. 992 00:48:46,146 --> 00:48:47,188 The lens is still not working. 993 00:48:47,855 --> 00:48:51,605 - Show me. - Some people and cameras are useless. 994 00:48:51,855 --> 00:48:53,063 Greetings, Brother Vicky. 995 00:48:53,355 --> 00:48:54,230 Greetings. 996 00:48:55,605 --> 00:48:56,563 - Six and a half rupees. - How much? 997 00:48:56,646 --> 00:48:57,480 Give me a matchbox. 998 00:48:57,563 --> 00:49:00,688 - Pardesi someone's stealing your car. - That's my car. Stop. 999 00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:07,355 {\an8}HUSBAND AND WIFE, ENJOYING GOA LIFE 1000 00:49:14,396 --> 00:49:15,271 I don't know how… 1001 00:49:15,896 --> 00:49:18,730 Brother Vicky, check out emails, not females. 1002 00:49:18,813 --> 00:49:20,063 It's clearly written here. "Porn not allowed." 1003 00:49:20,146 --> 00:49:21,813 - No… - Don't deny it. 1004 00:49:21,896 --> 00:49:25,230 Half the kids have become adults hearing that sound. 1005 00:49:25,313 --> 00:49:27,355 It's not good for business. 1006 00:49:27,438 --> 00:49:28,563 - Isn't it? - How do I mute this? 1007 00:49:28,646 --> 00:49:30,146 Oh God! The stuff you're watching is exclusive, 1008 00:49:30,230 --> 00:49:31,355 but don't know how to mute it. 1009 00:49:32,146 --> 00:49:33,605 It's mute now. That will be 20 rupees extra 1010 00:49:33,688 --> 00:49:34,646 Okay, fine. 1011 00:49:57,980 --> 00:49:59,063 POLICE STATION TRIVENI GHAT, RISHIKESH 1012 00:49:59,146 --> 00:50:01,313 Jeetu, see how far Ms. Chanda has reached. 1013 00:50:01,396 --> 00:50:02,396 I am Chanda. 1014 00:50:05,521 --> 00:50:06,438 You? 1015 00:50:07,188 --> 00:50:10,063 - The boss called you? - Yes. 1016 00:50:11,896 --> 00:50:14,271 - Alright. - Don't let a single balloon burst. 1017 00:50:14,355 --> 00:50:16,688 - Right, sir. - Boss, your Chanda is here. 1018 00:50:18,271 --> 00:50:19,646 - Are all the arrangements in place? - Yes. 1019 00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:20,605 Leave. 1020 00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:22,813 - Come on. - Where are you taking me from here? 1021 00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,063 Is it Independence Day today? 1022 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:25,146 All this? 1023 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,730 {\an8}They will be released today. 1024 00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,521 - Chanda… - Yes… 1025 00:50:33,688 --> 00:50:34,646 Don't say a word. 1026 00:50:35,521 --> 00:50:36,646 Feel it. 1027 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,230 I won't be able to convey my feelings looking into your eyes. 1028 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:45,938 I'll ask you a few questions and offer a rose after each question. 1029 00:50:46,688 --> 00:50:48,563 If the answer is yes, 1030 00:50:49,188 --> 00:50:50,355 then take the rose. 1031 00:50:53,396 --> 00:50:57,146 Chanda, if a government officer proposes to you, 1032 00:50:57,771 --> 00:50:59,230 will you say yes? 1033 00:51:03,021 --> 00:51:04,063 I knew it. 1034 00:51:04,396 --> 00:51:05,230 Chanda… 1035 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,730 do I look like Kumar Sanu from this side? 1036 00:51:10,771 --> 00:51:11,688 Yes. 1037 00:51:15,813 --> 00:51:18,480 Chanda, do you have a twin sister? 1038 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:31,980 I am ready to marry you. 1039 00:51:32,105 --> 00:51:36,271 And you don't have to offer me a rose for every question. 1040 00:51:36,355 --> 00:51:37,271 My answer is yes. 1041 00:51:37,438 --> 00:51:38,313 Shukla, 1042 00:51:38,771 --> 00:51:41,771 round up some female constables who just fought with their husbands. 1043 00:51:42,813 --> 00:51:44,813 And give her a permanent tattoo. 1044 00:51:45,188 --> 00:51:48,355 Until now, you were so keen to marry me. 1045 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,438 What changed suddenly? 1046 00:51:49,896 --> 00:51:51,271 Why are you getting me a thrashing? 1047 00:51:51,355 --> 00:51:53,021 Keep it back. 1048 00:51:54,021 --> 00:51:54,896 Scram. 1049 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:57,896 I see… 1050 00:51:58,396 --> 00:51:59,605 I understand, sir. 1051 00:51:59,771 --> 00:52:02,730 The rich always rob the poor of their love. 1052 00:52:02,813 --> 00:52:03,646 What? 1053 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,938 We'll make your tattoo this way. 1054 00:52:06,021 --> 00:52:08,688 - You and your tattoo… - What was she blabbering? 1055 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:09,855 And why was she here? 1056 00:52:09,938 --> 00:52:11,646 Being handsome is a crime, I swear. 1057 00:52:11,730 --> 00:52:12,813 She wants me. 1058 00:52:13,146 --> 00:52:15,521 - So what's stopping you? - But I want someone else. 1059 00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:16,563 Who? 1060 00:52:40,271 --> 00:52:44,896 I have sworn 1061 00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:48,105 To make you mine 1062 00:52:48,688 --> 00:52:50,646 I have sworn 1063 00:52:51,855 --> 00:52:56,271 In your eyes 1064 00:52:56,355 --> 00:52:59,521 I see love 1065 00:53:00,063 --> 00:53:02,105 I have seen it 1066 00:53:07,938 --> 00:53:09,396 {\an8}LAADLE CHANDA 1067 00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:22,271 In your arms 1068 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:25,896 I have found my entire world 1069 00:53:26,146 --> 00:53:29,230 I am nothing without you 1070 00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:32,688 My beloved 1071 00:53:32,855 --> 00:53:38,521 You have flowed into my veins like blood 1072 00:53:38,605 --> 00:53:40,646 You have settled 1073 00:53:40,938 --> 00:53:42,896 You have settled 1074 00:53:44,396 --> 00:53:48,938 I have sworn 1075 00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:52,521 To make you mine 1076 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,271 I have sworn 1077 00:53:55,813 --> 00:54:00,355 In your eyes 1078 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:03,646 I see love 1079 00:54:04,146 --> 00:54:05,896 I have seen it 1080 00:54:07,355 --> 00:54:11,605 - You are mine - Mr. Laadle! 1081 00:54:11,688 --> 00:54:12,521 Hey, Laadle. 1082 00:54:14,521 --> 00:54:15,563 Why did you call me here? 1083 00:54:16,896 --> 00:54:20,688 Your TV and gold ring have been found. 1084 00:54:20,771 --> 00:54:22,230 I'm going to lose my ring along with the TV. 1085 00:54:22,355 --> 00:54:23,230 Shukla. 1086 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:26,521 Show her the ring you just stashed in your pocket. 1087 00:54:27,396 --> 00:54:28,230 Please. 1088 00:54:31,188 --> 00:54:32,605 This is my lucky ring. 1089 00:54:32,938 --> 00:54:33,813 Seriously? 1090 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:35,355 Why doesn't it fit? 1091 00:54:35,646 --> 00:54:36,771 {\an8}I hang it around my neck. 1092 00:54:36,855 --> 00:54:37,771 {\an8}Any objection? 1093 00:54:38,146 --> 00:54:38,980 Out. 1094 00:54:39,355 --> 00:54:43,688 In fact, Chanda, I called you here to tell you something else. 1095 00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:49,355 I want to marry you. 1096 00:54:49,771 --> 00:54:51,813 Marriage? Are you out of your mind? 1097 00:54:52,313 --> 00:54:53,646 I hate marriages! 1098 00:54:54,855 --> 00:54:57,855 I am looking for a guy who loves. 1099 00:54:57,938 --> 00:55:00,271 Day and night. And doesn't stop. 1100 00:55:00,355 --> 00:55:01,813 - I get it. - What? 1101 00:55:02,355 --> 00:55:05,438 There's only one thing I'm going to call you… 1102 00:55:05,521 --> 00:55:06,355 Sister. 1103 00:55:06,438 --> 00:55:07,438 - Sister… - What? 1104 00:55:11,855 --> 00:55:13,438 Tell us what was stolen. 1105 00:55:13,521 --> 00:55:14,771 - Stolen? - Hold on. 1106 00:55:15,438 --> 00:55:16,396 - What are you doing here? - He has… 1107 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,230 I called her here to investigate the theft. 1108 00:55:18,355 --> 00:55:20,480 You had to call the women of my house to interrogate? 1109 00:55:20,646 --> 00:55:21,480 Are there no men in the house? 1110 00:55:22,063 --> 00:55:23,688 The one-eyed Popeye, 1111 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:26,605 the little lad with a speech problem, and you. 1112 00:55:27,271 --> 00:55:30,355 In total, two and a half men were in the house, 1113 00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:31,896 and still, you were robbed. 1114 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,271 And what are the roses for? 1115 00:55:34,355 --> 00:55:36,938 - They are for-- - Do you have a problem with my roses? 1116 00:55:37,063 --> 00:55:38,188 I ordered them for Shukla. 1117 00:55:38,563 --> 00:55:39,396 I see. 1118 00:55:41,021 --> 00:55:43,396 And whom is the red velvet cake for? 1119 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,438 Also for Shukla. 1120 00:55:44,521 --> 00:55:45,521 It's his birthday. 1121 00:55:45,730 --> 00:55:46,605 - I see. - Yes. 1122 00:55:46,813 --> 00:55:47,730 Happy birthday, Shukla. 1123 00:55:47,855 --> 00:55:48,688 Thank you. 1124 00:55:49,438 --> 00:55:51,980 - It says "Love You, Sweetie." - Sweet-- 1125 00:55:52,355 --> 00:55:53,771 {\an8}LOVE YOU, SWEETIE 1126 00:55:54,938 --> 00:55:55,813 What's your problem? 1127 00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:57,980 Can only men call women sweetie? 1128 00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,105 Why can't a man call another man sweetie? 1129 00:56:00,188 --> 00:56:01,896 I call Shukla "sweetie". 1130 00:56:02,230 --> 00:56:03,938 Shukla calls me "cupcake". 1131 00:56:04,021 --> 00:56:05,605 - Right, sweetie? - Yes, cupcake. 1132 00:56:06,021 --> 00:56:07,105 I don't have a problem. 1133 00:56:07,188 --> 00:56:10,855 But because of your close relationship, you can't nab a thief. 1134 00:56:10,938 --> 00:56:12,896 Do you think it's as easy 1135 00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:15,063 as playing fetch… to nab the thief? 1136 00:56:15,146 --> 00:56:16,021 Hold on. 1137 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,521 I am not playing this game. You deliberately ended that on me. 1138 00:56:18,605 --> 00:56:20,646 {\an8}- Listen… - Brother, please. No more games. 1139 00:56:20,730 --> 00:56:22,813 {\an8}The boss is celebrating my birthday. You shouldn't have a problem. 1140 00:56:22,896 --> 00:56:23,855 - Come with me. - What is the problem? 1141 00:56:24,521 --> 00:56:27,855 This investigation is getting my house cleaned out. 1142 00:56:28,355 --> 00:56:30,521 My boss stays suspended for nine months in a year. 1143 00:56:30,605 --> 00:56:33,021 - Doesn't seem so. - Every night the Thief Market 1144 00:56:33,230 --> 00:56:34,480 opens up at the main market. 1145 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:38,646 In fact, even the police are afraid to go there. 1146 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,438 - Police. Police. - Run, run. 1147 00:56:43,521 --> 00:56:45,396 Take care of your own belongings. 1148 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,230 Get out of here! 1149 00:56:47,313 --> 00:56:49,855 Grab the stuff and run. 1150 00:56:50,271 --> 00:56:52,480 I've nothing to do with this market. 1151 00:56:52,813 --> 00:56:54,605 {\an8}I swear I came to take a holy dip. 1152 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,980 My bus leaves at 2:00 a.m. 1153 00:56:57,063 --> 00:56:58,438 Let me go, sir. 1154 00:57:00,105 --> 00:57:01,438 It's me, Badshah. 1155 00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:04,980 You scared me. 1156 00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:07,021 Where did you get the vehicle and the car from? 1157 00:57:07,188 --> 00:57:08,855 The cops always rob us, 1158 00:57:08,938 --> 00:57:11,313 but this time I robbed the police, did I do anything wrong? 1159 00:57:11,855 --> 00:57:14,438 Dismantle the car, and send me my share. 1160 00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:17,605 Take the jeep. 1161 00:57:17,688 --> 00:57:18,813 {\an8}PAHADI TEA STALL 1162 00:57:18,896 --> 00:57:20,646 {\an8}Why haven't you sold the car yet? 1163 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:21,855 Give me the keys. 1164 00:57:23,730 --> 00:57:26,313 {\an8}- Gullu, get the car repainted. - Yes. 1165 00:57:26,563 --> 00:57:28,771 {\an8}- I'll keep it for personal use. - Okay, Badshah. 1166 00:57:45,021 --> 00:57:46,355 Police? In this market? 1167 00:58:10,355 --> 00:58:11,605 - Take it, sir. It's very cheap. - Go away. 1168 00:58:11,813 --> 00:58:12,646 Take it. 1169 00:58:13,771 --> 00:58:14,771 Hey… 1170 00:58:14,938 --> 00:58:16,313 Sir. 1171 00:58:16,396 --> 00:58:18,355 - Are you blind? How are you riding? - Are you okay? Get lost… 1172 00:58:18,438 --> 00:58:19,396 - Are you alright? - Thank you. Thank you. 1173 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:20,980 Sir, wait a second. 1174 00:58:21,063 --> 00:58:22,896 These glasses… 1175 00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:23,813 Do they look nice? 1176 00:58:25,355 --> 00:58:26,230 They are yours. 1177 00:58:26,396 --> 00:58:28,313 - You look fabulous. Killer. - Sir, sir. 1178 00:58:28,396 --> 00:58:31,230 Never have I seen a cop offer anything. 1179 00:58:31,313 --> 00:58:33,021 He thinks I am a cop. 1180 00:58:35,896 --> 00:58:36,855 I was letting you try it on. 1181 00:58:38,271 --> 00:58:40,063 Are you from Hyderabad? 1182 00:58:40,188 --> 00:58:41,646 Yes. I'm from Hyderabad, Char Minar. 1183 00:58:41,730 --> 00:58:43,313 What is Hyderabad police doing out here… 1184 00:58:43,396 --> 00:58:45,271 I am a special Crime Branch officer. 1185 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,855 Authorized to go anywhere, anytime, and in any house. 1186 00:58:48,021 --> 00:58:49,355 I have an All-India permit 1187 00:58:49,438 --> 00:58:50,938 - including some parts of Nepal. - Oh! 1188 00:58:51,021 --> 00:58:52,521 But what are you doing here? 1189 00:58:52,605 --> 00:58:53,855 I was robbed, sir. 1190 00:58:54,355 --> 00:58:56,188 I'm looking for the bloody thief. 1191 00:58:56,396 --> 00:58:57,605 When I get my hands on him, 1192 00:58:57,688 --> 00:58:58,896 I'll gouge his eyes out, 1193 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:01,271 wrap his tongue around his neck, and personally teach him a lesson. 1194 00:59:02,021 --> 00:59:05,021 I understand you want to gouge his eyes, but why get personal? 1195 00:59:06,021 --> 00:59:08,105 Don't worry. I'll put in a word for you with the local department. 1196 00:59:08,188 --> 00:59:09,063 Alright. 1197 00:59:09,938 --> 00:59:10,855 Thank you, sir. 1198 00:59:12,313 --> 00:59:13,855 Get lost. Go. 1199 00:59:33,105 --> 00:59:34,146 You look happy. 1200 00:59:35,688 --> 00:59:36,980 I am happy. 1201 00:59:37,855 --> 00:59:38,688 Milk. 1202 00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:40,063 Vidya… 1203 00:59:41,855 --> 00:59:44,980 I want to tell you something. 1204 00:59:46,855 --> 00:59:47,688 I know. 1205 00:59:49,146 --> 00:59:50,646 You thought I'd never find out. 1206 00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:53,271 It's about the CD. 1207 00:59:54,688 --> 00:59:56,563 Yes, the CD… 1208 00:59:57,438 --> 00:59:59,355 Put it on. Don't be shy. 1209 00:59:59,980 --> 01:00:00,855 What? 1210 01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:02,188 CD. 1211 01:00:02,688 --> 01:00:05,355 - Put the CD on? - Yes. 1212 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:06,396 - Play the CD? - Yes. 1213 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,480 Oh… CD. 1214 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:10,313 I'll put it on. 1215 01:00:10,646 --> 01:00:13,438 But our CD player got stolen. 1216 01:00:13,813 --> 01:00:14,688 Have you forgotten? 1217 01:00:15,396 --> 01:00:16,313 Oh… 1218 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:19,438 Such a mood killer. I so wanted to… 1219 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:22,896 But it's alright. Let's sleep. We'll see tomorrow. 1220 01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,938 I knew you'd be in a bad mood. 1221 01:00:25,146 --> 01:00:28,313 So dad sent us his TV and CD player. 1222 01:00:28,896 --> 01:00:30,021 What do you think? 1223 01:00:30,646 --> 01:00:31,605 Dad sent this? 1224 01:00:33,105 --> 01:00:34,480 My underwear has been missing since yesterday. 1225 01:00:35,271 --> 01:00:36,938 What if he sends his? 1226 01:00:37,021 --> 01:00:37,855 Come here. 1227 01:00:39,063 --> 01:00:40,063 Sit down. 1228 01:00:40,896 --> 01:00:41,938 - Ready? - Ready. 1229 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,438 I'll play the CD. 1230 01:00:45,105 --> 01:00:48,438 Tonight, we won't stop… 1231 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,146 until the CD is full of scratches. 1232 01:00:51,896 --> 01:00:52,771 CD… 1233 01:00:54,313 --> 01:00:56,480 "Sad Songs of Mukesh." 1234 01:01:03,813 --> 01:01:04,646 What's wrong? 1235 01:01:05,271 --> 01:01:06,230 Did you hear that? 1236 01:01:06,313 --> 01:01:09,313 - See, Don't change the topic, alright? - No… 1237 01:01:09,396 --> 01:01:10,688 Please, Vidya. 1238 01:01:11,271 --> 01:01:12,313 I am the man of the house. 1239 01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:13,938 This is my duty. 1240 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:15,855 I'll go check. 1241 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:16,938 Give me a second. 1242 01:01:17,146 --> 01:01:19,438 I will be back, then we will play the CD. 1243 01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:27,271 Thief! 1244 01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:29,063 Thief! 1245 01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:32,271 - Thief! - Thief! Where is the thief? 1246 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:33,230 Where is the thief? 1247 01:01:34,271 --> 01:01:35,980 Where is he? He won't escape this time. 1248 01:01:36,188 --> 01:01:37,105 Grab him. 1249 01:01:39,146 --> 01:01:41,771 - I got him. I won't let you go now. - Let me go. 1250 01:01:46,563 --> 01:01:47,813 - He's been missing since last night. - He'll be here. 1251 01:01:47,896 --> 01:01:49,480 - It's a small city. Where can he go? - You… 1252 01:01:49,563 --> 01:01:51,230 It's dawn and he hasn't returned. 1253 01:01:51,313 --> 01:01:53,646 He's also our son-in-law. Even we are worried for him. 1254 01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:54,605 Right. 1255 01:01:56,646 --> 01:01:57,855 Don't worry. Uncle… 1256 01:01:59,396 --> 01:02:00,771 What else can we do? 1257 01:02:01,105 --> 01:02:03,188 Brother Vicky, the police are here. 1258 01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:04,105 Scram. 1259 01:02:08,396 --> 01:02:10,521 - Vicky. Where were you? - There he is. 1260 01:02:10,605 --> 01:02:13,105 - He's back. - Where were you, Vicky? 1261 01:02:13,188 --> 01:02:14,813 We were worried sick about you. 1262 01:02:15,146 --> 01:02:17,188 Listen, her nephew in Jhansi 1263 01:02:17,271 --> 01:02:19,813 - got his hand stuck in a juice presser. - So, tell me. 1264 01:02:19,896 --> 01:02:21,855 - How is the presser? - Ask about the nephew. 1265 01:02:21,938 --> 01:02:23,355 - Right. - We're going to Jhansi to check on him. 1266 01:02:23,438 --> 01:02:24,813 We'll miss our train. 1267 01:02:24,896 --> 01:02:26,146 - Okay. - We have a confirmed ticket. 1268 01:02:26,230 --> 01:02:27,396 - How can we miss it? - Of course. 1269 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:28,896 - See you later, son. - Okay. 1270 01:02:30,396 --> 01:02:31,355 So… 1271 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:34,396 last night you ran out yelling "Thief". Correct? 1272 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,938 - Yes. - You must have seen the thief. 1273 01:02:36,688 --> 01:02:38,813 - Yes. - We've got him. 1274 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,605 - Shukla, call the sketch artist. - Yes, sir. 1275 01:02:40,688 --> 01:02:41,521 - Okay. - Sir. 1276 01:02:41,730 --> 01:02:43,146 In all of Rishikesh, you won't find a better… 1277 01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:45,646 - Hurry up, or there will be two. - Right. 1278 01:02:46,855 --> 01:02:48,938 - He had slightly long ears. - Oh! 1279 01:02:49,146 --> 01:02:50,313 And a bit longer from here. 1280 01:02:56,813 --> 01:02:58,521 - Ditto. - Ditto. 1281 01:02:58,605 --> 01:02:59,813 - It was him. - Go on. 1282 01:03:00,396 --> 01:03:01,271 Show him. 1283 01:03:01,396 --> 01:03:03,980 The thief must be someone from the neighborhood. 1284 01:03:14,188 --> 01:03:16,813 Shukla. Bring me an axe to chop his arms. 1285 01:03:17,063 --> 01:03:18,063 What did I do wrong? 1286 01:03:18,605 --> 01:03:20,896 Did you make a sketch or a fool of us? 1287 01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,980 - Don't insult art. - Listen… 1288 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,521 you may be some big shot. 1289 01:03:25,771 --> 01:03:27,021 I may look harmless, but I am not. 1290 01:03:27,105 --> 01:03:30,688 Once I lock you up, you'll need a passport to get out. 1291 01:03:30,771 --> 01:03:31,813 - Hey! - Hey! 1292 01:03:33,021 --> 01:03:36,063 Any other inspector would have said this, but not me. 1293 01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:38,563 But I do have a point. 1294 01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:41,855 I've seen this much hair on two occasions. 1295 01:03:42,396 --> 01:03:45,355 The bear's chest and now this thief's face. 1296 01:03:45,438 --> 01:03:47,646 I made it exactly as Vicky told me. 1297 01:03:47,855 --> 01:03:49,063 So much hair on the face? 1298 01:03:49,188 --> 01:03:50,730 I told him what I saw. 1299 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,563 I saw his back so I described his back. 1300 01:03:52,855 --> 01:03:54,855 Had I seen his face, I would have caught him. 1301 01:03:54,938 --> 01:03:55,771 Right. 1302 01:03:55,855 --> 01:03:59,855 You can fool the world but not Vidya. Where were you all night? 1303 01:03:59,938 --> 01:04:04,355 Your starving husband returned home in one piece battling wild dogs all night. 1304 01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:06,521 Instead of offering him food you doubt him. 1305 01:04:06,605 --> 01:04:07,438 Me? 1306 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,355 Are you hungry? 1307 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:10,646 Starving. 1308 01:04:10,730 --> 01:04:11,813 Then make it yourself. 1309 01:04:12,521 --> 01:04:13,813 - I will. - All yours. 1310 01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:15,271 - I need some space. - All yours. 1311 01:04:16,063 --> 01:04:16,980 Who does he think… 1312 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:19,855 What are we making? 1313 01:04:19,938 --> 01:04:20,771 Potato and cauliflower curry. 1314 01:04:21,146 --> 01:04:22,688 I can make it with my eyes closed. 1315 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:25,646 Then why don't you? 1316 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,646 What else was I making? 1317 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,896 I meant I'm like this cauliflower, and you're the potato. 1318 01:04:31,271 --> 01:04:34,605 But this cauliflower has lost faith in this potato. 1319 01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:37,605 Because potatoes go with everything. 1320 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:42,271 Are you going out with some okra, fenugreek, or ridge gourd? 1321 01:04:42,355 --> 01:04:43,521 Are you having an affair? 1322 01:04:44,521 --> 01:04:46,521 Are you going on a date with someone? 1323 01:04:47,063 --> 01:04:49,771 Middle-class boys like us only go to the community kitchens. 1324 01:04:50,313 --> 01:04:52,105 And that place is so crowded, 1325 01:04:52,438 --> 01:04:54,438 that we snatch food from the cow's mouth if we arrive late. 1326 01:04:55,896 --> 01:04:57,646 Not to mention, our slippers get stolen. 1327 01:04:57,730 --> 01:04:58,563 Hello. 1328 01:04:58,646 --> 01:04:59,480 Brother Vicky. 1329 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,396 Some girl is waiting for you at the shop. 1330 01:05:03,396 --> 01:05:04,313 - Okay… - Girl? 1331 01:05:04,896 --> 01:05:06,646 Prepare the food, I'll be back soon. 1332 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:12,688 Where are you coming from? 1333 01:05:13,105 --> 01:05:14,730 - No, I am leaving. - No, no, listen… 1334 01:05:14,813 --> 01:05:15,730 {\an8}Wait… 1335 01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:17,063 {\an8}- No, no. - Sonu. 1336 01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:18,896 Brother, that's the thief. 1337 01:05:18,980 --> 01:05:20,188 - She is my sword. - Her? 1338 01:05:20,271 --> 01:05:21,188 Yes. 1339 01:05:21,396 --> 01:05:22,646 This is bloody unbelievable. 1340 01:05:22,813 --> 01:05:23,980 So beautiful and still a thief. 1341 01:05:24,188 --> 01:05:25,730 - What happened? - My stuff? Where is my stuff? 1342 01:05:25,813 --> 01:05:26,646 I don't understand. 1343 01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:29,646 Jewellery, clothes, CD Player… where? 1344 01:05:29,730 --> 01:05:30,980 I have no idea. 1345 01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,813 - No idea? - No. 1346 01:05:33,438 --> 01:05:34,355 This knife… 1347 01:05:34,438 --> 01:05:36,146 This sword is mine. 1348 01:05:36,230 --> 01:05:38,521 This is mine. I got it from the flea market. 1349 01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:39,438 But-- 1350 01:05:39,771 --> 01:05:40,855 Flea market? 1351 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,355 Yes. 1352 01:05:42,813 --> 01:05:44,271 You and me go to the flea market. 1353 01:05:44,355 --> 01:05:46,730 - No, no, I will not go there. - No. 1354 01:05:47,105 --> 01:05:49,521 Madam, I will call UP Police. 1355 01:05:49,605 --> 01:05:50,605 Very dangerous. 1356 01:05:50,730 --> 01:05:52,355 A slab of ice… snow… 1357 01:05:53,188 --> 01:05:54,563 Come, please. My player. 1358 01:05:54,646 --> 01:05:56,896 - Okay, okay, let's go. - Thank you. 1359 01:05:56,980 --> 01:05:57,855 - Come. - Go. 1360 01:05:59,105 --> 01:05:59,980 Move! 1361 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:01,188 You what country? 1362 01:06:01,271 --> 01:06:02,230 - Zimbabwe. - Okay, okay. 1363 01:06:10,646 --> 01:06:11,563 {\an8}- Now tell. - Yes. 1364 01:06:11,688 --> 01:06:12,646 {\an8}This way left. 1365 01:06:12,771 --> 01:06:13,646 Left. 1366 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:16,938 Uncle. 1367 01:06:17,021 --> 01:06:20,646 UNCLE KEYSMITH 1368 01:06:20,730 --> 01:06:22,646 - Yes? - You… 1369 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,146 - Is it him? - Yes, yes, he's the one. 1370 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:26,188 I got the sword from him. 1371 01:06:26,271 --> 01:06:28,230 No, no, I am not… 1372 01:06:28,313 --> 01:06:30,313 "Horn Okay Please" and he's no more… 1373 01:06:30,396 --> 01:06:31,813 - A wise guy. - What? 1374 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:33,771 You are Indian. Talk in Hindi. 1375 01:06:34,021 --> 01:06:35,313 Oh, sorry. 1376 01:06:35,396 --> 01:06:37,396 How many times do I have to tell you I am not the thief? 1377 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,355 Thieves sell their goods to me. 1378 01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:41,813 And… the sword you sold to her? 1379 01:06:41,896 --> 01:06:42,855 My ancestral sword. 1380 01:06:42,938 --> 01:06:44,980 The cop you were talking to the other night… 1381 01:06:45,063 --> 01:06:47,021 - That officer. - He was the thief. 1382 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,938 - That Hyderabadi. - Yes. 1383 01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:50,605 He sold that sword to me. 1384 01:06:50,688 --> 01:06:52,355 Where does he stay? Where is his home? 1385 01:06:53,188 --> 01:06:55,521 A thief fits in every home. 1386 01:06:55,605 --> 01:06:56,980 Like this palm fits your cheeks. 1387 01:06:57,896 --> 01:06:58,896 Welcome Hotel. 1388 01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:04,438 - Hello. - Can't take your eyes off her? 1389 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:07,063 - Get lost. - At least let us get acquainted. 1390 01:07:10,021 --> 01:07:10,938 Thank you, sister. 1391 01:07:13,688 --> 01:07:15,730 O wandering vagabond 1392 01:07:16,063 --> 01:07:18,105 O wandering vagabond 1393 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,396 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1394 01:07:24,771 --> 01:07:27,230 My heart swayed on seven seas 1395 01:07:27,313 --> 01:07:31,271 When you looked at me 1396 01:07:36,896 --> 01:07:39,188 My heart swayed on seven seas 1397 01:07:39,271 --> 01:07:41,646 When you looked at me 1398 01:07:41,730 --> 01:07:45,230 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1399 01:07:45,313 --> 01:07:49,771 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1400 01:07:51,271 --> 01:07:53,688 As it swayed across the seven seas 1401 01:07:53,771 --> 01:07:56,021 For the sake of your love 1402 01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:59,688 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1403 01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:04,980 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1404 01:08:05,438 --> 01:08:08,521 O wandering vagabond 1405 01:08:08,896 --> 01:08:10,938 O wandering vagabond 1406 01:08:11,271 --> 01:08:15,938 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1407 01:08:16,063 --> 01:08:17,105 - Stop. - Stop. 1408 01:08:21,938 --> 01:08:23,563 This is my car. 1409 01:08:24,355 --> 01:08:27,813 Whoever stole my car will die by my hands. 1410 01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,230 O wandering vagabond 1411 01:08:30,563 --> 01:08:32,730 O wandering vagabond 1412 01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:36,938 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1413 01:08:39,646 --> 01:08:40,771 Where are you? 1414 01:08:43,063 --> 01:08:45,896 Don't keep saying hello. I can't hear a thing. 1415 01:08:51,438 --> 01:08:56,313 I'll conceal you in my eyes And never open them 1416 01:08:56,521 --> 01:09:01,188 Blend you in my voice And say nothing to this world 1417 01:09:01,396 --> 01:09:05,813 I'll conceal you in my eyes And never open them 1418 01:09:06,188 --> 01:09:10,730 Blend you in my voice And say nothing to this world 1419 01:09:13,230 --> 01:09:17,813 Only I look at you, talk to you Live and die with you 1420 01:09:17,896 --> 01:09:21,355 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1421 01:09:21,438 --> 01:09:26,438 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1422 01:09:27,146 --> 01:09:30,230 O wandering vagabond 1423 01:09:30,605 --> 01:09:32,646 O wandering vagabond 1424 01:09:33,021 --> 01:09:37,730 - You dwell in my heart, beloved - Waiter. 1425 01:09:37,855 --> 01:09:38,688 Where can I find Badshah? 1426 01:09:38,771 --> 01:09:40,230 - Room number 202. Yes. - In 202? 1427 01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:42,146 O wandering vagabond 1428 01:09:42,438 --> 01:09:47,605 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1429 01:10:02,605 --> 01:10:03,605 Badshah… 1430 01:10:04,771 --> 01:10:05,646 You-- 1431 01:10:08,730 --> 01:10:09,563 Great. 1432 01:10:10,355 --> 01:10:13,813 Listening to devotional songs after committing all the sins in the world. 1433 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,855 Badshah, where is my CD player? 1434 01:10:18,563 --> 01:10:20,771 Where is my CD player? Where is my CD? 1435 01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:22,521 Badshah, where is my CD player… 1436 01:10:22,813 --> 01:10:23,688 Hey? 1437 01:10:23,771 --> 01:10:24,605 Sorry. 1438 01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:27,146 Badshah. 1439 01:10:29,646 --> 01:10:31,146 Down for the count so easily? Stand up. 1440 01:10:31,230 --> 01:10:32,771 Where is the CD player? 1441 01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:35,730 Badshah? 1442 01:10:37,771 --> 01:10:38,688 Badshah? 1443 01:10:39,938 --> 01:10:41,063 He is dead. 1444 01:10:41,146 --> 01:10:41,980 Badshah? 1445 01:10:42,813 --> 01:10:43,646 No! 1446 01:10:49,188 --> 01:10:50,896 I only frisked you. 1447 01:10:51,605 --> 01:10:52,438 Badshah? 1448 01:10:52,605 --> 01:10:53,771 Where is Badshah? 1449 01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:54,855 Two hundred and two, sir. 1450 01:10:55,063 --> 01:10:58,896 - How dare you ask for a bribe? - Sir, I meant room number 202. 1451 01:10:59,355 --> 01:11:01,105 Should have told me where my CD player is. 1452 01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:10,855 Found it. 1453 01:11:11,438 --> 01:11:12,896 The lift isn't working. 1454 01:11:13,563 --> 01:11:14,646 Has to be a power cut, sir. 1455 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,855 This is the only way to get here, sir. 1456 01:11:17,396 --> 01:11:18,896 Find out where 202 is. 1457 01:11:19,146 --> 01:11:19,980 - Yes, sir. - Go. 1458 01:11:22,563 --> 01:11:23,688 Glory to Goddess. 1459 01:11:23,771 --> 01:11:24,605 This-- 1460 01:11:38,730 --> 01:11:39,563 Who is it? 1461 01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:41,563 Police. 1462 01:11:42,396 --> 01:11:43,313 Not interested. 1463 01:11:43,396 --> 01:11:44,355 - Let's go. - Not interested? 1464 01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:48,396 I am not selling groceries, this is a raid. 1465 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,313 I will count to 30. 1466 01:11:50,396 --> 01:11:51,605 Thirty or three, sir? 1467 01:11:51,813 --> 01:11:53,896 Those in a hurry count till three. 1468 01:11:54,271 --> 01:11:55,438 But we are not in a hurry. 1469 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,105 Are you opening or should we start counting? 1470 01:12:00,396 --> 01:12:01,771 - One - Two. 1471 01:12:02,021 --> 01:12:02,896 Three… 1472 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:03,896 Fifteen. 1473 01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:05,813 - Are you reciting the tables? - Okay, sir. 1474 01:12:05,896 --> 01:12:07,188 - Sixteen. - Seventeen. 1475 01:12:07,271 --> 01:12:08,188 - Eighteen. - Get up. 1476 01:12:08,271 --> 01:12:09,521 - Nineteen. - Twenty. 1477 01:12:09,771 --> 01:12:10,646 Twenty-six. 1478 01:12:11,105 --> 01:12:12,730 - Straight to 26. - Twenty-eight. 1479 01:12:12,813 --> 01:12:13,896 Twenty-nine. 1480 01:12:23,146 --> 01:12:24,855 Bravo. Only a finger? 1481 01:12:25,605 --> 01:12:27,271 - And also my leg, sir. - I didn't see that. 1482 01:12:28,063 --> 01:12:30,396 - He's asleep. How can he open the door? - Oh. 1483 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,271 Get up. It's past noon. 1484 01:12:32,355 --> 01:12:33,188 Turn that off. 1485 01:12:35,396 --> 01:12:36,688 Wake up. 1486 01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:39,396 Is he dead? 1487 01:12:40,396 --> 01:12:42,021 Is this murder? 1488 01:12:43,563 --> 01:12:44,396 It is a murder. 1489 01:12:44,688 --> 01:12:45,605 Seriously? 1490 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:49,688 So, another Badshah bids goodbye to the country. 1491 01:12:50,313 --> 01:12:51,146 See this, Shukla. 1492 01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:52,063 Well… 1493 01:12:52,438 --> 01:12:53,313 Out of my way. 1494 01:12:53,396 --> 01:12:54,230 Oh no… 1495 01:13:01,146 --> 01:13:02,021 Vicky? 1496 01:13:02,188 --> 01:13:04,521 Shukla, this is the main entrance to the hotel. 1497 01:13:04,605 --> 01:13:05,896 And you made me climb the stairs. 1498 01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:08,146 Good morning, Mr. Laadle. 1499 01:13:08,230 --> 01:13:09,230 Alright. 1500 01:13:09,605 --> 01:13:12,396 But when did you change your profession? 1501 01:13:13,396 --> 01:13:15,646 I haven't done anything, sir. Honestly. 1502 01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:17,438 Did he die of a vitamin overdose? 1503 01:13:17,521 --> 01:13:18,855 I seriously didn't kill him. 1504 01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,563 - You're from a decent family. - Right. 1505 01:13:21,646 --> 01:13:24,396 And you have a gorgeous and hot sister. 1506 01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:27,438 I will request the judge personally 1507 01:13:28,021 --> 01:13:30,146 not to make the noose too tight for you. 1508 01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:31,063 Alright? 1509 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:33,438 Thank you very much, sir. 1510 01:13:34,021 --> 01:13:35,438 If not for you, I would be saved. 1511 01:13:35,521 --> 01:13:36,688 You are in safe hands. 1512 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,563 Catch him. 1513 01:13:41,980 --> 01:13:43,896 Right, a little to the left. 1514 01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:45,980 Uncle, please don't make a CD of it. 1515 01:13:46,313 --> 01:13:47,188 I beg you. 1516 01:13:47,271 --> 01:13:48,480 - Hey… - Who was that? 1517 01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:49,480 I don't know. 1518 01:13:50,563 --> 01:13:51,396 {\an8}Vidya. 1519 01:13:52,188 --> 01:13:53,355 What timing I tell you. 1520 01:13:58,188 --> 01:13:59,480 {\an8}- The boy's getting launched. - Vicky. 1521 01:13:59,563 --> 01:14:01,355 - Vidya. - Vicky. 1522 01:14:03,438 --> 01:14:04,521 Vidya. 1523 01:14:05,396 --> 01:14:06,313 Vidya. 1524 01:14:07,230 --> 01:14:08,730 - Careful. - I will fall. 1525 01:14:09,438 --> 01:14:10,396 Save me. 1526 01:14:11,313 --> 01:14:12,896 Vidya. Vidya. 1527 01:14:13,188 --> 01:14:14,438 Save me, please. 1528 01:14:21,313 --> 01:14:22,771 See who's calling? 1529 01:14:22,938 --> 01:14:25,230 How can you see who is calling? 1530 01:14:25,396 --> 01:14:26,855 Your lips are like fire… 1531 01:14:26,938 --> 01:14:29,105 - Hello. - She will recognize me by my voice. 1532 01:14:29,188 --> 01:14:30,105 Amazing, sir. 1533 01:14:30,646 --> 01:14:31,521 Guess who? 1534 01:14:32,146 --> 01:14:33,188 Suresh? 1535 01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:37,563 The guy in the uniform. 1536 01:14:38,021 --> 01:14:39,355 - Postman Naresh. - No… 1537 01:14:39,771 --> 01:14:41,188 Laadle speaking. 1538 01:14:42,063 --> 01:14:42,896 Idiot. 1539 01:14:46,813 --> 01:14:48,563 Must be the maid who picked it up. 1540 01:14:48,646 --> 01:14:50,438 I'll show her. Dial again. 1541 01:14:54,188 --> 01:14:56,730 - Hello. - I'll punch your guts in. 1542 01:14:57,688 --> 01:15:00,105 Are you going to stop only after you are tainted like the moon? 1543 01:15:00,563 --> 01:15:01,563 Ramesh? Suresh? 1544 01:15:01,646 --> 01:15:03,438 Who else have you been fooling around with? 1545 01:15:03,855 --> 01:15:06,938 Next time you come to the police station, I'll stick a bubble gum in your hair. 1546 01:15:07,021 --> 01:15:09,105 What nonsense? Who the hell is speaking? 1547 01:15:10,813 --> 01:15:13,521 Sorry… Chanda. I was speaking to the maid. 1548 01:15:13,605 --> 01:15:15,271 She was saying disgusting things to me. 1549 01:15:15,355 --> 01:15:16,480 Why did you call? 1550 01:15:23,313 --> 01:15:24,855 RISHIKESH UTTAR PRADESH 1551 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,355 {\an8}I've known Vicky for ten years. 1552 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,188 He can never attack anyone. 1553 01:15:30,271 --> 01:15:32,146 We've known China for 50 years, 1554 01:15:32,313 --> 01:15:33,146 but they are attacking us. 1555 01:15:33,230 --> 01:15:35,105 But he's a decent man. 1556 01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:36,896 Let him go, inspector. 1557 01:15:37,146 --> 01:15:39,021 First, you said to catch the thief. 1558 01:15:39,146 --> 01:15:42,313 Now when I've arrested a murderer, you want me to let him go. 1559 01:15:42,855 --> 01:15:45,813 - Are you on medication? - How do you know? 1560 01:15:46,188 --> 01:15:47,021 Your walk says everything. 1561 01:15:47,646 --> 01:15:51,480 {\an8}- Oh…same doctor. - Make way. Make way. 1562 01:15:51,563 --> 01:15:53,896 Here comes the murderer's grandpa. Come, come. 1563 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:56,063 Stop calling me a murderer's grandpa. 1564 01:15:56,146 --> 01:15:58,438 What else do you call a murderer? 1565 01:15:58,521 --> 01:15:59,355 Pilot? 1566 01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:01,063 - I'll yank your tongue out… - How are you? 1567 01:16:01,146 --> 01:16:02,438 And feed them to the dogs. 1568 01:16:02,521 --> 01:16:03,396 Get lost. 1569 01:16:05,313 --> 01:16:07,230 - Hello. - Why did you arrest my grandson? 1570 01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,438 What has he done? 1571 01:16:08,563 --> 01:16:11,063 - Just a half murder, nothing serious. - Half murder? 1572 01:16:11,146 --> 01:16:12,855 The victim's in a coma. 1573 01:16:12,938 --> 01:16:14,313 Grandpa, I am innocent. 1574 01:16:15,146 --> 01:16:19,230 Did the police tow you here for standing in no-parking? 1575 01:16:19,771 --> 01:16:22,646 Laadle, my brother is not a killer. 1576 01:16:23,605 --> 01:16:24,980 Not a killer? 1577 01:16:27,063 --> 01:16:29,188 His sister can take anyone's breath away, so why can't your brother take it? 1578 01:16:32,646 --> 01:16:34,105 Do something, please. 1579 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,646 You know I want to, 1580 01:16:35,730 --> 01:16:37,438 but I can get suspended for doing it here. 1581 01:16:37,730 --> 01:16:38,563 Let's meet in private. 1582 01:16:39,563 --> 01:16:40,646 {\an8}Do something for Vicky! 1583 01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:41,938 Be specific. 1584 01:16:42,021 --> 01:16:43,563 I already had a place in mind. 1585 01:16:43,813 --> 01:16:44,646 What? 1586 01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,230 I'll try. 1587 01:16:46,313 --> 01:16:47,480 You must try. 1588 01:16:47,563 --> 01:16:48,605 But act fast. 1589 01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:51,146 The thief is in a coma, not on vacation. 1590 01:16:51,605 --> 01:16:52,938 We'll act when he wakes up. 1591 01:16:53,021 --> 01:16:54,146 Understood. 1592 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:55,938 Mr. Bable, if you need anything… 1593 01:16:56,021 --> 01:16:57,896 Anything at all, call me. 1594 01:16:57,980 --> 01:16:59,896 - Get him out of the coma. - Goodbye. 1595 01:17:00,105 --> 01:17:02,438 {\an8}I gave him one little task and he's gone. 1596 01:17:02,605 --> 01:17:04,355 Sir, there's a CD in it. 1597 01:17:05,230 --> 01:17:07,313 No, no… you can't watch that CD. 1598 01:17:07,396 --> 01:17:09,438 - For God's sake, you can't watch it. - Why can't we see it? 1599 01:17:09,563 --> 01:17:10,563 What's so special about it? 1600 01:17:10,855 --> 01:17:12,688 We must check what's on this CD. 1601 01:17:12,771 --> 01:17:14,938 - Vidya, stop them. Stop them. - Yes, okay. 1602 01:17:15,855 --> 01:17:17,021 - Go on, play it. - Hey! 1603 01:17:17,105 --> 01:17:20,521 I'm tired of his excuses, night outs, and his Russian friend. 1604 01:17:20,605 --> 01:17:22,521 - Play it. - Vidya, Katie is from Zimbabwe, 1605 01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:23,438 not Russia. 1606 01:17:23,521 --> 01:17:24,938 - Is she? - Yes. 1607 01:17:25,021 --> 01:17:27,355 He doesn't know where my relatives live. 1608 01:17:27,438 --> 01:17:28,480 - Play that CD. - Play it. 1609 01:17:28,563 --> 01:17:29,855 No… 1610 01:17:29,938 --> 01:17:30,938 Put it here. 1611 01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:31,938 Vidya. 1612 01:17:32,063 --> 01:17:32,896 Vidya. 1613 01:17:33,438 --> 01:17:34,271 Vidi… 1614 01:17:34,563 --> 01:17:35,438 Vudu. 1615 01:17:36,355 --> 01:17:37,230 Please come here. 1616 01:17:42,438 --> 01:17:43,271 What is it? 1617 01:17:43,396 --> 01:17:45,771 - Vidya, they can't watch that CD. - Why? 1618 01:17:45,938 --> 01:17:47,896 The CD we made that night, 1619 01:17:48,438 --> 01:17:52,438 was in the CD player that got stolen. 1620 01:17:53,438 --> 01:17:54,980 It's the same CD. 1621 01:17:55,313 --> 01:17:57,730 - Is that our CD from Goa? - Yes. 1622 01:17:59,396 --> 01:18:00,896 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 1623 01:18:01,271 --> 01:18:03,855 I was scared. I thought you'd be mad at me. 1624 01:18:05,688 --> 01:18:06,896 Why would I be mad at you? 1625 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:07,855 You are the best. 1626 01:18:07,938 --> 01:18:09,438 - I will kill you. - Vidya. 1627 01:18:09,521 --> 01:18:10,980 What is she doing? 1628 01:18:11,063 --> 01:18:14,396 If you weren't in jail, I would have dumped you. 1629 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:17,021 You've destroyed my reputation. 1630 01:18:17,105 --> 01:18:17,980 They might hear us. 1631 01:18:18,063 --> 01:18:20,271 Not just hear us, now they will see us. 1632 01:18:20,688 --> 01:18:21,605 Oh, God. 1633 01:18:22,021 --> 01:18:22,896 Wait… 1634 01:18:28,563 --> 01:18:29,855 TRUTH ALWAYS TRIUMPHS 1635 01:18:39,563 --> 01:18:42,438 Disgusting. This is all I had to see with my one eye. 1636 01:18:43,021 --> 01:18:44,355 Raise the volume. 1637 01:18:44,438 --> 01:18:45,980 The button's not working. 1638 01:18:46,438 --> 01:18:49,105 And such films are more fun to watch rather than listen to. 1639 01:18:49,188 --> 01:18:51,021 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1640 01:18:51,105 --> 01:18:52,730 - Yes… - I said turn it off. 1641 01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:55,105 What is this, Vidya? 1642 01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:56,855 What is this… 1643 01:18:57,021 --> 01:19:00,313 - We were in Goa and… - Liar! 1644 01:19:01,730 --> 01:19:05,355 Men from Goa cannot have such thick mustaches. 1645 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,438 It's some C-grade actor from a South Indian film. 1646 01:19:08,521 --> 01:19:09,813 Turn it off. 1647 01:19:09,896 --> 01:19:12,230 Grandpa, do you expect them to watch Jungle Book at this age? 1648 01:19:12,313 --> 01:19:13,980 Even Mowgli has more clothes on. 1649 01:19:14,063 --> 01:19:15,355 - But this… - Vidya. 1650 01:19:15,896 --> 01:19:17,438 - They are married. - Vidya, that's not our CD. 1651 01:19:17,521 --> 01:19:19,688 Shukla, keep the CD as evidence. 1652 01:19:20,521 --> 01:19:21,688 We might have to watch it again. 1653 01:19:21,896 --> 01:19:23,938 Safe. Safe. We're safe. 1654 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,646 Where is our CD? 1655 01:19:29,521 --> 01:19:30,396 I don't know. 1656 01:19:32,521 --> 01:19:33,438 Vidya. 1657 01:19:33,855 --> 01:19:34,771 - Vidya. - Daughter-in-law. 1658 01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:36,646 Daughter-in-law. 1659 01:19:43,313 --> 01:19:45,730 NOTICE: DEAR THIEVES, THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED 1660 01:19:45,813 --> 01:19:48,313 BEFORE, PLEASE DON'T BREAK THE LOCK AND OUR TRUST AGAIN. 1661 01:19:48,646 --> 01:19:49,521 {\an8}It's in place. 1662 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:55,105 We go to Jhansi for two days, and this happens. 1663 01:19:55,355 --> 01:19:56,855 - What happened? - Vidya. 1664 01:19:57,355 --> 01:19:58,980 - What? - They're back. 1665 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:03,063 Is your tobacco more important than your daughter? 1666 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:04,271 You always mumble. 1667 01:20:04,355 --> 01:20:05,313 Vidya. 1668 01:20:06,646 --> 01:20:08,521 - Vidya. - What is it? 1669 01:20:08,605 --> 01:20:10,563 Come down and come home with us. 1670 01:20:12,271 --> 01:20:14,396 No need to take Vidya home. 1671 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,396 This is her home. 1672 01:20:15,605 --> 01:20:18,063 Vicky hasn't been proven a murderer. You will stay here. 1673 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:21,188 People don't go to Bangkok on a pilgrimage. 1674 01:20:21,271 --> 01:20:23,105 - I have no idea. - But I do. 1675 01:20:23,188 --> 01:20:25,146 What he's done is a crime. Let him rot in jail. 1676 01:20:25,230 --> 01:20:26,688 He's practically committed a murder. 1677 01:20:26,771 --> 01:20:28,521 Vicky didn't commit any murder. 1678 01:20:28,605 --> 01:20:30,146 - Just go home. - Leave. 1679 01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:31,105 Leave! 1680 01:20:31,271 --> 01:20:32,438 You heard her. Come on, let's go. 1681 01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:33,896 - Scram! - But listen to your father. 1682 01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:35,271 He's a disgusting man. 1683 01:20:35,355 --> 01:20:36,396 Why should we listen to you? 1684 01:20:36,855 --> 01:20:39,021 Let me go. How can you arrest me like this? 1685 01:20:39,105 --> 01:20:41,063 Stealing at this age. 1686 01:20:43,105 --> 01:20:45,355 Love and stealing is not possible for me at this age. 1687 01:20:45,438 --> 01:20:46,313 I know, Uncle. 1688 01:20:46,646 --> 01:20:48,230 But even we have a target to meet. 1689 01:20:48,313 --> 01:20:49,396 Listen… 1690 01:20:49,730 --> 01:20:51,021 Hey, ancient uncle. 1691 01:20:53,021 --> 01:20:53,896 Hey. 1692 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:56,438 - What are you doing here? - It was vacation time. 1693 01:20:56,646 --> 01:20:57,938 Thought I should spend some time in jail. 1694 01:20:58,021 --> 01:20:58,980 It's not funny. 1695 01:20:59,063 --> 01:20:59,938 Move. 1696 01:21:00,355 --> 01:21:02,688 Did you find Badshah? 1697 01:21:02,771 --> 01:21:04,313 I got arrested for his half-murder. 1698 01:21:04,396 --> 01:21:05,230 Half murder? 1699 01:21:05,313 --> 01:21:06,771 - You wasted no time. - I didn't do it. 1700 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:09,563 They put me in here forcefully. 1701 01:21:09,855 --> 01:21:12,980 That inspector is a cruel man. 1702 01:21:13,063 --> 01:21:15,521 I can catch criminals like him with my right hand. 1703 01:21:15,605 --> 01:21:16,563 This time we caught him with our left hand. 1704 01:21:16,646 --> 01:21:18,105 Well done, sir. 1705 01:21:18,396 --> 01:21:20,396 Now we know why you never sit down. 1706 01:21:22,021 --> 01:21:24,105 {\an8}Dad, when can we see the murderer? 1707 01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:25,438 Soon, son. 1708 01:21:25,521 --> 01:21:26,855 I have a question. 1709 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:31,021 Are these keys only for showing off, or do they work? 1710 01:21:31,146 --> 01:21:32,271 These keys that you see, 1711 01:21:32,813 --> 01:21:35,105 were used to pick the lock of India Gate. 1712 01:21:35,563 --> 01:21:36,563 - What? - Yes. 1713 01:21:36,855 --> 01:21:38,230 But there is no gate at India Gate. 1714 01:21:38,396 --> 01:21:40,396 Obviously. Because I picked it. 1715 01:21:40,730 --> 01:21:41,605 Oh! 1716 01:21:42,646 --> 01:21:46,188 If you can pick the India Gate, then… 1717 01:21:49,230 --> 01:21:51,105 - Hello, Uncle. - Hello. 1718 01:21:51,521 --> 01:21:52,521 How did you get out? 1719 01:21:52,813 --> 01:21:54,771 So you can't complete your target. Vicky… 1720 01:21:54,855 --> 01:21:55,688 Lock him up. 1721 01:21:55,771 --> 01:21:58,021 But is it safe to keep a murderer in lock up? 1722 01:21:58,521 --> 01:22:01,646 I may look cute, but I have a ferocious temper. 1723 01:22:01,730 --> 01:22:03,313 Once I get my hands on the guy, 1724 01:22:03,521 --> 01:22:04,605 there is no escape. 1725 01:22:05,646 --> 01:22:07,730 I had him in my grip for several hours. 1726 01:22:07,813 --> 01:22:10,021 But later put him in jail fearing I might choke him. 1727 01:22:10,688 --> 01:22:12,980 Before this, I had another guy in my grip right here. 1728 01:22:13,063 --> 01:22:14,396 - Tightly. - Jai hind. 1729 01:22:15,063 --> 01:22:17,646 If we could get a few pictures of the murder, 1730 01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:19,313 that would make the news sensational. 1731 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:20,563 - Absolutely. - Of course. 1732 01:22:20,813 --> 01:22:21,688 {\an8}Vicky escaped. 1733 01:22:21,771 --> 01:22:22,646 {\an8}What? 1734 01:22:24,730 --> 01:22:25,813 When did he escape? 1735 01:22:25,896 --> 01:22:28,938 {\an8}When you were boasting about no one could escape your grip. 1736 01:22:29,063 --> 01:22:29,938 And what were you doing? 1737 01:22:30,021 --> 01:22:31,563 {\an8}Preparing your medicine. 1738 01:22:32,063 --> 01:22:32,980 {\an8}Get him, Laadle. 1739 01:22:33,438 --> 01:22:35,355 My son wants to take a picture with him. 1740 01:22:35,521 --> 01:22:36,438 Yes, sir. 1741 01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:41,188 - Sir, can I ask a question? - Ask. 1742 01:22:41,271 --> 01:22:43,521 Imagine the murderer escapes, 1743 01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,146 what would you do in that situation? 1744 01:22:47,188 --> 01:22:48,521 There's no escape from the law's iron grip. 1745 01:22:48,605 --> 01:22:49,563 Exactly, sir. 1746 01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:51,521 There's no escape from the law's iron grip. 1747 01:22:52,521 --> 01:22:53,396 We'll catch him again. 1748 01:22:53,563 --> 01:22:54,938 Catch him again? What do you mean? 1749 01:22:55,146 --> 01:22:56,230 He somewhat escaped. 1750 01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:57,688 {\an8}Somewhat? 1751 01:22:58,188 --> 01:22:59,271 Completely escaped, sir. 1752 01:22:59,355 --> 01:23:00,896 {\an8}Find him immediately, 1753 01:23:01,355 --> 01:23:02,938 {\an8}or you'll be suspended. 1754 01:23:06,188 --> 01:23:07,605 Faktimaan 1755 01:23:07,688 --> 01:23:09,605 Faktimaan 1756 01:23:10,646 --> 01:23:13,355 They have their own Faktimaan and still get robbed. 1757 01:23:13,438 --> 01:23:14,605 Search every room. 1758 01:23:14,688 --> 01:23:16,105 - Yes, sir. - He must be hiding somewhere here. 1759 01:23:16,188 --> 01:23:17,230 - Look there. - Who is hiding? 1760 01:23:17,313 --> 01:23:18,771 What happened? 1761 01:23:18,855 --> 01:23:22,063 Unfortunately, Chanda, your brother escaped from jail. 1762 01:23:22,146 --> 01:23:22,980 - What? - Yes. 1763 01:23:23,063 --> 01:23:24,105 Vicky escaped from jail?! 1764 01:23:24,188 --> 01:23:25,313 How can he escape? 1765 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:29,105 How can I not be concerned about your grandson and your brother? 1766 01:23:29,521 --> 01:23:31,605 Actually, I noticed two things in his eyes. 1767 01:23:31,896 --> 01:23:32,896 It was slightly yellow. 1768 01:23:33,105 --> 01:23:34,438 - Did he have jaundice? - No. 1769 01:23:34,646 --> 01:23:35,480 Good. 1770 01:23:35,563 --> 01:23:36,896 And the second was innocence. 1771 01:23:37,105 --> 01:23:37,938 That's it. 1772 01:23:38,021 --> 01:23:40,771 We planned everything and helped him escape. 1773 01:23:40,855 --> 01:23:41,730 Give me five. 1774 01:23:44,688 --> 01:23:46,521 That's a peculiar way to clap. 1775 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:47,938 - He slapped you, sir. - Slap-- 1776 01:23:48,021 --> 01:23:50,313 First, my child was accused of half murder, 1777 01:23:50,396 --> 01:23:52,313 now you let him escape. 1778 01:23:52,396 --> 01:23:54,021 Now he'll be charged with two crimes. 1779 01:23:54,105 --> 01:23:55,813 You old-timer. 1780 01:23:56,146 --> 01:23:58,313 I'll turn your head into a pinata. 1781 01:23:58,938 --> 01:24:00,063 {\an8}How dare you talk to him like that? 1782 01:24:00,146 --> 01:24:02,313 Any other officer would have said this. 1783 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:03,396 But not me. 1784 01:24:03,730 --> 01:24:05,355 Don't worry, Uncle. 1785 01:24:05,563 --> 01:24:07,188 I'll make someone else take the blame for Vicky. 1786 01:24:07,438 --> 01:24:08,480 - Shukla. - Boss, 1787 01:24:08,646 --> 01:24:10,021 will I look good behind bars in uniform? 1788 01:24:10,105 --> 01:24:12,313 Sir, Vicky isn't inside. 1789 01:24:13,230 --> 01:24:14,146 Search outside. 1790 01:24:14,813 --> 01:24:17,646 The old man can't see, but he aimed right at my cheek. 1791 01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:39,563 If we didn't cover something in that video, 1792 01:24:40,396 --> 01:24:41,480 let's make another one. 1793 01:24:42,813 --> 01:24:43,813 And what will be the destination this time? 1794 01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:45,855 Mumbai? Goa? 1795 01:24:47,355 --> 01:24:48,938 How about Mussoorie? 1796 01:24:49,021 --> 01:24:50,146 Don't say that, Vidya. 1797 01:24:52,896 --> 01:24:55,688 I know what I did was unforgivable. 1798 01:24:58,563 --> 01:25:00,230 But please find the heart to forgive me. 1799 01:25:04,063 --> 01:25:05,771 While applying henna on the hands of girls, 1800 01:25:06,771 --> 01:25:08,355 I also give them tips. 1801 01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:11,063 "You two are going to get married. 1802 01:25:11,563 --> 01:25:12,688 Always be together." 1803 01:25:13,396 --> 01:25:14,938 "Try not to make mistakes." 1804 01:25:18,063 --> 01:25:20,230 And I made the biggest mistake of all. 1805 01:25:23,730 --> 01:25:25,688 These clarifications have no meaning, Vicky. 1806 01:25:27,855 --> 01:25:30,521 You said henna artists never change. 1807 01:25:31,813 --> 01:25:32,896 But you've changed. 1808 01:25:33,521 --> 01:25:34,355 No… 1809 01:25:35,188 --> 01:25:39,646 A woman's reputation means everything to her. 1810 01:25:40,813 --> 01:25:44,813 We're embarrassed to show our pictures if it doesn't come out right. 1811 01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:50,980 In this case, it's an entire video. 1812 01:25:51,896 --> 01:25:54,730 How could I get you involved in this? 1813 01:25:55,396 --> 01:25:56,688 Go away. 1814 01:25:57,646 --> 01:25:59,271 There is nothing left between us. 1815 01:25:59,355 --> 01:26:01,646 Don't say that, Vidya. 1816 01:26:01,771 --> 01:26:02,688 I said go. 1817 01:26:02,771 --> 01:26:03,855 I am sorry, Vidya. Please… 1818 01:26:03,938 --> 01:26:05,771 - I said leave. - Forgive me. Please… 1819 01:26:05,855 --> 01:26:09,146 - Hit me. Please, hit me. - What are you doing? Go away. 1820 01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:11,688 I can't stay away from you, Vidya. I can't live without you. 1821 01:26:11,771 --> 01:26:13,188 - I am sorry. I am sorry. - Vicky. 1822 01:26:13,271 --> 01:26:15,271 - I can't stay without you. - Leave me. 1823 01:26:15,355 --> 01:26:17,105 - I am sorry, Vidya. - Leave me. 1824 01:26:17,188 --> 01:26:18,646 - Vidya… - I said leave me! 1825 01:26:18,896 --> 01:26:20,063 Vidya-- 1826 01:26:20,146 --> 01:26:22,563 Go anywhere you want, but leave me alone. 1827 01:26:22,771 --> 01:26:23,730 - Please. - Vidya. 1828 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:25,355 Vidya. 1829 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,313 Vidya. 1830 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:30,730 Never felt so lonely 1831 01:26:30,896 --> 01:26:33,146 So broken 1832 01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:37,480 Like this 1833 01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:40,105 Since we parted ways 1834 01:26:40,438 --> 01:26:42,688 I've been wondering 1835 01:26:42,855 --> 01:26:46,521 What's gonna happen to me 1836 01:26:46,855 --> 01:26:51,980 If I ever lose you 1837 01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:56,271 I don't know what I would do 1838 01:26:57,188 --> 01:27:01,563 I would die 1839 01:27:01,688 --> 01:27:06,355 Without you, I would die 1840 01:27:06,896 --> 01:27:11,105 For you, I would 1841 01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:16,021 Endure all the pain with a smile 1842 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:20,771 {\an8}I would die 1843 01:27:20,896 --> 01:27:25,355 Without you, I would die 1844 01:28:03,063 --> 01:28:04,438 BABA BHAVAN 1845 01:28:04,521 --> 01:28:08,896 Punish me in any way you please 1846 01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:13,688 But don't leave me ever 1847 01:28:14,063 --> 01:28:18,646 I know I've made mistakes 1848 01:28:18,730 --> 01:28:23,188 {\an8}I couldn't be loyal to you 1849 01:28:23,271 --> 01:28:27,896 I am shattered like a dream 1850 01:28:27,980 --> 01:28:32,521 There's no way to Put me back together again 1851 01:28:33,271 --> 01:28:37,563 I would die 1852 01:28:37,688 --> 01:28:42,438 Without you, I would die 1853 01:29:00,396 --> 01:29:01,271 Vicky! 1854 01:29:04,355 --> 01:29:05,855 Are you out of your mind? 1855 01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:07,855 Trying to commit suicide. 1856 01:29:09,271 --> 01:29:13,271 I was scared thinking about what people would say if the video got leaked. 1857 01:29:13,355 --> 01:29:16,021 And what about your family? 1858 01:29:16,563 --> 01:29:17,396 What about me? 1859 01:29:17,688 --> 01:29:19,188 Did you think about me? 1860 01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:20,896 What would happen to me without me? 1861 01:29:21,188 --> 01:29:22,605 But this is my fault, Vidya. 1862 01:29:22,771 --> 01:29:24,563 Making that video wasn't your decision alone. 1863 01:29:24,938 --> 01:29:25,813 Right? 1864 01:29:27,188 --> 01:29:30,146 You think I didn't want to commit suicide? 1865 01:29:30,313 --> 01:29:31,271 No, Vidya. 1866 01:29:31,355 --> 01:29:34,230 But, Vicky, suicide is not the solution. 1867 01:29:36,938 --> 01:29:38,730 I had heard doctors save lives. 1868 01:29:39,563 --> 01:29:40,605 Now I saw it first hand. 1869 01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:42,355 And thank God you arrived on time, 1870 01:29:42,438 --> 01:29:43,855 or I would have been split into two halves, 1871 01:29:43,938 --> 01:29:45,646 Vicky on one side and Bable on the other. Like this. 1872 01:29:48,938 --> 01:29:49,771 Vicky. 1873 01:29:57,188 --> 01:29:58,021 Vicky… 1874 01:29:59,688 --> 01:30:00,688 we must deal… 1875 01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:04,230 with this problem together. 1876 01:30:04,563 --> 01:30:06,521 I am trying to deal with this problem, Vidya. 1877 01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:09,188 I found our CD player with that thief Badshah. 1878 01:30:09,271 --> 01:30:10,563 But our CD wasn't in it. 1879 01:30:11,896 --> 01:30:14,271 Then where is our CD? 1880 01:30:23,146 --> 01:30:24,396 I am in room number 202. 1881 01:30:25,021 --> 01:30:26,230 Bring the money and take your stuff. 1882 01:30:30,771 --> 01:30:31,646 Sister… 1883 01:30:32,230 --> 01:30:33,105 you're here. 1884 01:30:34,771 --> 01:30:35,938 Need your blessings, sister. 1885 01:30:36,146 --> 01:30:37,188 So business can boom. 1886 01:30:37,313 --> 01:30:39,313 I am five years younger than you, uncle. 1887 01:30:39,396 --> 01:30:41,563 I don't discount women's age. 1888 01:30:41,646 --> 01:30:44,188 How dare you swindle my money, 1889 01:30:44,271 --> 01:30:45,980 and celebrating your birthday here. 1890 01:30:46,188 --> 01:30:47,230 Hey! 1891 01:30:47,355 --> 01:30:49,313 You cannot trick an old lady out of her money. 1892 01:30:49,396 --> 01:30:50,480 - Hey-- - Don't interrupt. 1893 01:30:51,396 --> 01:30:53,688 Sister, the deal is between me and you. 1894 01:30:53,771 --> 01:30:55,313 - Yes. - I can handle you, sister. 1895 01:30:55,813 --> 01:30:57,855 But I can't handle these clowns. 1896 01:31:00,105 --> 01:31:01,771 - I am ready to sit and talk. - Hey. 1897 01:31:02,646 --> 01:31:05,605 My fists talk better than your mouth. 1898 01:31:05,688 --> 01:31:06,980 Bravo, Sunil. 1899 01:31:07,063 --> 01:31:08,230 - I am Shetty. - Go on! 1900 01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:14,313 Come! 1901 01:31:16,105 --> 01:31:17,688 Get lost. 1902 01:31:21,271 --> 01:31:22,271 Stay down. 1903 01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:25,605 Badshah, what is this CD? 1904 01:31:29,313 --> 01:31:30,188 What is wrong with him? 1905 01:31:31,438 --> 01:31:32,771 Is he dead? 1906 01:31:32,938 --> 01:31:34,646 You killed him. 1907 01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:37,313 - Run. Get out of here. - Hey. 1908 01:31:37,396 --> 01:31:38,938 Just like a good boy. 1909 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:48,396 Yoga. 1910 01:31:49,146 --> 01:31:54,063 It's a convenient and effective method to control your temper. 1911 01:31:54,521 --> 01:31:58,855 Yours truly, Bulbul Didi… 1912 01:31:59,396 --> 01:32:04,438 controls your temper through yoga and your necessities with money. 1913 01:32:04,938 --> 01:32:07,021 - And… - Madam, Shetty is on the call. 1914 01:32:09,021 --> 01:32:10,063 - Yes. - Madam, 1915 01:32:10,563 --> 01:32:11,855 Badshah is out of coma. 1916 01:32:11,938 --> 01:32:14,771 What if he tells the police everything about us? 1917 01:32:14,855 --> 01:32:17,105 Sister… 1918 01:32:17,188 --> 01:32:18,480 Hold, Shetty. 1919 01:32:18,563 --> 01:32:20,313 That Badshah is awake. 1920 01:32:20,396 --> 01:32:22,855 What if he rats us out to the police? 1921 01:32:24,646 --> 01:32:26,396 Then you know what to do. 1922 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:28,146 I absolutely… don't. 1923 01:32:28,355 --> 01:32:30,021 Because you never told me. 1924 01:32:30,355 --> 01:32:31,271 Kill him. 1925 01:32:31,438 --> 01:32:32,271 Bro. 1926 01:32:32,355 --> 01:32:36,146 Why did we pick these cheap Sunil Shetty from the orphanage gates? 1927 01:32:36,230 --> 01:32:38,563 Even we want to know why. 1928 01:32:38,688 --> 01:32:39,730 We weren't orphans, 1929 01:32:39,813 --> 01:32:41,063 we were only playing outside the orphanage. 1930 01:32:41,146 --> 01:32:43,063 Stop this nonsense and listen. 1931 01:32:43,146 --> 01:32:44,021 Yes. 1932 01:32:44,688 --> 01:32:46,563 - That CD we found… - Yes. 1933 01:32:46,855 --> 01:32:49,521 Call those people and make a deal with them. 1934 01:32:49,688 --> 01:32:51,646 - Got it? - I understand. 1935 01:32:55,188 --> 01:32:56,021 Hello. 1936 01:32:56,105 --> 01:32:56,980 Hey. 1937 01:32:57,188 --> 01:32:59,438 Don't say a word and listen quietly. 1938 01:32:59,563 --> 01:33:02,896 We have your explicit video with us. 1939 01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:04,313 If you want it back, 1940 01:33:04,396 --> 01:33:06,271 then bring 200,000 rupees, 1941 01:33:06,355 --> 01:33:09,646 to Jubilee Graveyard at midnight. 1942 01:33:10,146 --> 01:33:11,146 I'll hang up now. 1943 01:33:12,271 --> 01:33:13,188 Goodbye. 1944 01:33:13,771 --> 01:33:14,855 Hello? 1945 01:33:15,063 --> 01:33:15,980 Hello? 1946 01:33:16,813 --> 01:33:20,230 Listen to me. Hello. He hung up. 1947 01:33:20,605 --> 01:33:21,605 Good God. 1948 01:33:23,188 --> 01:33:24,896 Did he make an explicit video of me? 1949 01:33:25,355 --> 01:33:26,313 But with who? 1950 01:33:31,021 --> 01:33:33,105 - Got you. - Let me go. 1951 01:33:34,021 --> 01:33:35,313 No, no, no. 1952 01:33:37,688 --> 01:33:39,313 Explicit video with Chanda. 1953 01:33:40,771 --> 01:33:42,105 He's demanding 200,000 rupees. 1954 01:33:42,896 --> 01:33:44,396 Did he make an entire film? 1955 01:33:44,605 --> 01:33:45,938 I will either get my money today 1956 01:33:46,021 --> 01:33:47,980 or gouge the old-timer's other eye out. 1957 01:33:48,063 --> 01:33:50,313 This is your last cup of tea. I am leaving this house for good. 1958 01:33:50,396 --> 01:33:53,438 Going where? Hold on. Wait. Chanda, sit. 1959 01:33:53,521 --> 01:33:56,563 I am done with all this. I am leaving and that's final. 1960 01:33:56,646 --> 01:33:59,730 Exactly! What's done is done. Forget it. 1961 01:33:59,813 --> 01:34:02,021 I wouldn't mind a few times, but… 1962 01:34:02,105 --> 01:34:04,021 You wouldn't mind?! How could you not mind? 1963 01:34:04,355 --> 01:34:05,188 I shouldn't? 1964 01:34:05,688 --> 01:34:07,605 Then pay my salary. 1965 01:34:07,688 --> 01:34:08,605 Pay-- 1966 01:34:08,813 --> 01:34:10,730 Done. I'll give you your salary. 1967 01:34:10,855 --> 01:34:12,688 I'll give you a few hundred bucks extra. 1968 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:15,896 For all the time I spent with you… 1969 01:34:16,230 --> 01:34:17,688 Robbing a poor soul. 1970 01:34:17,771 --> 01:34:19,605 How much do you want? 1971 01:34:19,688 --> 01:34:21,063 - Double payment. - Double? 1972 01:34:21,730 --> 01:34:22,605 Agreed. Agreed. 1973 01:34:22,688 --> 01:34:24,521 Save your whining for someone else. I want my money. 1974 01:34:25,146 --> 01:34:26,355 Here you go. 1975 01:34:26,438 --> 01:34:29,146 - Such a pain in the neck you are. - Take everything I have. 1976 01:34:29,396 --> 01:34:32,230 But you cannot put the family's reputation at stake. 1977 01:34:32,355 --> 01:34:33,521 - I got my money. - Right. 1978 01:34:33,605 --> 01:34:35,563 - Your reputation will stay intact. - Fine. 1979 01:34:37,188 --> 01:34:39,355 Sister told me to call the CD guy. 1980 01:34:39,813 --> 01:34:41,438 I wonder if Shetty called him. 1981 01:34:41,730 --> 01:34:42,855 Let me call him. 1982 01:34:44,730 --> 01:34:46,855 Listen to me quietly without saying a word. 1983 01:34:47,355 --> 01:34:49,688 I've made your dirty video. 1984 01:34:49,771 --> 01:34:51,021 If you want it back, 1985 01:34:51,230 --> 01:34:52,396 bring 200,000 rupees 1986 01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:55,563 to Jubilee Graveyard at midnight. 1987 01:34:55,896 --> 01:34:57,771 We will be waiting for you. 1988 01:34:58,480 --> 01:34:59,438 Goodbye. 1989 01:35:03,271 --> 01:35:04,105 Hello. 1990 01:35:06,021 --> 01:35:06,896 He hung up. 1991 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:11,105 Firstly, I have to evade the police, and now this phone call. 1992 01:35:11,605 --> 01:35:13,230 At least we found out the whereabouts of the CD. 1993 01:35:13,313 --> 01:35:14,563 - The family reputation is… - When did he come home? 1994 01:35:15,271 --> 01:35:17,396 But, Vidya, how can we be sure it's the same video? 1995 01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:19,730 We can watch it when the video leaks out. 1996 01:35:20,896 --> 01:35:23,521 How did they find out about my video? 1997 01:35:23,605 --> 01:35:25,105 The cops are chasing me, 1998 01:35:25,188 --> 01:35:26,146 and you keep scaring me. 1999 01:35:26,230 --> 01:35:28,688 Leave all that. Where will we get 200,000 rupees? 2000 01:35:28,771 --> 01:35:31,271 I've never seen so much money together in my life. 2001 01:35:31,355 --> 01:35:33,188 What a pauper I've married. 2002 01:35:33,271 --> 01:35:37,105 You would know how much a kidney is worth these days. 2003 01:35:37,188 --> 01:35:40,105 Even your entire family wouldn't fetch 50,000. 2004 01:35:40,271 --> 01:35:41,646 Kidneys aren't the only thing getting expensive. 2005 01:35:41,771 --> 01:35:42,813 So is food. 2006 01:35:43,855 --> 01:35:46,355 He's ready to sell his kidney for me. 2007 01:35:46,438 --> 01:35:47,271 But, Vidya, 2008 01:35:48,230 --> 01:35:50,230 don't let anyone find out. 2009 01:35:50,771 --> 01:35:51,980 Our family's reputation is at stake. 2010 01:35:52,980 --> 01:35:55,105 My children are so open-minded. 2011 01:35:57,146 --> 01:35:58,730 They sounded so concerned 2012 01:35:59,063 --> 01:36:00,980 as if it was their video. 2013 01:36:01,605 --> 01:36:02,480 Promise? 2014 01:36:03,688 --> 01:36:05,938 - Promise. - I have no lack of money. 2015 01:36:06,980 --> 01:36:08,521 I'll borrow it from someone. 2016 01:36:10,521 --> 01:36:12,355 Sir. Sir, please… 2017 01:36:12,855 --> 01:36:14,563 - Sir. Sir, - Rascal. 2018 01:36:14,646 --> 01:36:17,063 What have you been giving my boss for the past three months? 2019 01:36:17,146 --> 01:36:19,438 You've made his condition worse. He's got scratches on his back now. 2020 01:36:19,521 --> 01:36:20,355 Right? 2021 01:36:20,521 --> 01:36:21,480 He's too embarrassed to admit it. 2022 01:36:21,563 --> 01:36:24,105 Rascal. We have to stand all day because of you. 2023 01:36:24,188 --> 01:36:25,438 Lock him up. 2024 01:36:25,813 --> 01:36:28,271 Sir, why don't you apply the oil on the right spot? 2025 01:36:28,355 --> 01:36:29,230 Why you… 2026 01:36:29,521 --> 01:36:31,771 I will show you your right spot. Come on. 2027 01:36:31,938 --> 01:36:32,938 Do you also have piles? 2028 01:36:33,813 --> 01:36:36,521 {\an8}- I give 40% discount for seniors, sir. - Come on. 2029 01:36:38,313 --> 01:36:39,563 {\an8}- Hello. - Hello. 2030 01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:41,855 This is your Chanda speaking. 2031 01:36:44,313 --> 01:36:45,563 {\an8}My Chanda… 2032 01:36:48,896 --> 01:36:50,438 Was that your heart? 2033 01:36:50,521 --> 01:36:53,771 It came from the heart, Chanda, but that's not where the heart is. 2034 01:36:53,855 --> 01:36:55,771 Anyway, tell me why you called. 2035 01:36:57,146 --> 01:36:59,021 Mr. Laadle, do you have 200,000 rupees? 2036 01:37:00,813 --> 01:37:02,813 {\an8}Shukla, do you have 400,000? 2037 01:37:02,938 --> 01:37:05,313 {\an8}No. I have 200,000. 2038 01:37:05,396 --> 01:37:06,480 That's all I need. 2039 01:37:07,563 --> 01:37:08,521 I'll arrange for it. 2040 01:37:08,896 --> 01:37:10,563 But why do you need the money? 2041 01:37:10,646 --> 01:37:11,605 What? 2042 01:37:12,105 --> 01:37:13,605 - It's okay if you don't have it. - Not at all. 2043 01:37:13,813 --> 01:37:15,730 I'll arrange for it… In fact, it's already been arranged. 2044 01:37:16,188 --> 01:37:19,855 Okay, bring 200,000 rupees. Behind Ganga Ghat at 11:30 p.m. 2045 01:37:20,396 --> 01:37:22,646 Your Chanda is coming to meet you. 2046 01:37:22,771 --> 01:37:24,271 I'll be there at 11:00 p.m. 2047 01:37:25,146 --> 01:37:26,021 Bye. 2048 01:37:29,188 --> 01:37:30,646 Come on. The safe is in this room. 2049 01:37:30,730 --> 01:37:32,730 - Vidya, let's not… - Come in. 2050 01:37:32,813 --> 01:37:33,771 - Come on. - I will beg on the streets. 2051 01:37:34,063 --> 01:37:35,021 Vidya… 2052 01:37:37,771 --> 01:37:39,313 I might be the only son-in-law in this world, 2053 01:37:39,396 --> 01:37:41,396 robbing his in-laws with his wife. 2054 01:37:41,521 --> 01:37:42,563 Don't worry. 2055 01:37:42,688 --> 01:37:44,563 Even Lord Krishna would steal. 2056 01:37:44,646 --> 01:37:46,646 He would steal butter, not cash. 2057 01:37:46,730 --> 01:37:48,021 Let me go. 2058 01:37:48,396 --> 01:37:50,188 Let me go. What are you doing? 2059 01:37:50,271 --> 01:37:52,355 What are you doing? People are awake. 2060 01:37:52,605 --> 01:37:55,480 At this age, my desires can't stand up properly even in my dreams. 2061 01:37:59,813 --> 01:38:02,896 Let me go, please. Spare me, please. 2062 01:38:03,063 --> 01:38:04,563 I brushed twice. 2063 01:38:04,980 --> 01:38:07,480 You won't find a single gum stuck in my teeth. 2064 01:38:09,188 --> 01:38:11,730 Are you serious? It's all I can see. 2065 01:38:11,813 --> 01:38:12,980 - You haven't brushed at all. - What are you two doing? 2066 01:38:13,063 --> 01:38:15,855 Since Vidya got married, this place feels so lonely. 2067 01:38:15,938 --> 01:38:17,105 Then let's hire a servant. 2068 01:38:17,188 --> 01:38:19,230 Will a servant look nice sleeping between us? 2069 01:38:19,313 --> 01:38:21,605 - What? - What if he demands milk at night? 2070 01:38:22,271 --> 01:38:23,146 Are you going to feed him? 2071 01:38:23,230 --> 01:38:25,188 No. Servant canceled. 2072 01:38:25,271 --> 01:38:26,646 Look at the foreigners. 2073 01:38:27,063 --> 01:38:29,188 - They start living after 50. - No… 2074 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:34,896 But with us, it's childhood, marriage, chores, children, and old age. 2075 01:38:34,980 --> 01:38:37,313 I never experienced youth. Show me. 2076 01:38:38,355 --> 01:38:42,646 Those foreigners don't chew tobacco all the time. 2077 01:38:42,730 --> 01:38:46,855 Because they are busy kissing each other. 2078 01:38:46,938 --> 01:38:48,521 What is your mother doing? 2079 01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:50,146 Her emotions are overflowing. 2080 01:38:51,021 --> 01:38:53,188 Time out. Time out. 2081 01:38:53,646 --> 01:38:57,438 Did you mix shilajeet in your tobacco? 2082 01:38:59,230 --> 01:39:02,730 - I added tobacco in shilajeet. - What? 2083 01:39:02,813 --> 01:39:06,105 Looking at her age, even four almonds at a time are injurious to her health. 2084 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:08,980 - Wait. Stop. - Let's begin. 2085 01:39:09,063 --> 01:39:09,938 There is nothing to start. 2086 01:39:10,021 --> 01:39:11,563 - Let's try this. - There is nothing over there either. 2087 01:39:12,146 --> 01:39:13,105 There is nothing left. 2088 01:39:17,938 --> 01:39:18,771 Bundles? 2089 01:39:18,855 --> 01:39:21,730 - Don't take more than 200,000. - Right? Only 200,000? 2090 01:39:27,771 --> 01:39:28,771 Tobacco. 2091 01:39:31,730 --> 01:39:32,938 {\an8}Check underneath. 2092 01:39:35,063 --> 01:39:36,355 {\an8}I think we opened the wrong safe. 2093 01:39:36,438 --> 01:39:37,396 Where's the money safe? 2094 01:39:37,813 --> 01:39:39,146 There is only one safe in the house. 2095 01:39:39,980 --> 01:39:40,855 Let it be. 2096 01:39:41,230 --> 01:39:43,105 I can't do anything! 2097 01:39:43,563 --> 01:39:45,855 We didn't find anything except for tobacco in your house. 2098 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:48,146 Right? As if you own millions, right? 2099 01:39:53,021 --> 01:39:54,188 Here's 200,000 rupees. 2100 01:39:55,521 --> 01:39:56,896 I've arranged for it. 2101 01:39:59,438 --> 01:40:01,521 How do you know, Grandpa? 2102 01:40:01,646 --> 01:40:03,896 Who else would know if not me? 2103 01:40:04,605 --> 01:40:06,980 Mistakes have been made, but what's done is done. 2104 01:40:09,730 --> 01:40:11,396 How did you get 200,000 rupees? 2105 01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:14,355 Some of it belongs to maid Chanda, and the rest is mine. 2106 01:40:14,938 --> 01:40:15,896 How much is Chanda's? 2107 01:40:16,730 --> 01:40:17,646 190,000 rupees. 2108 01:40:20,605 --> 01:40:21,521 Go on, son. 2109 01:40:22,396 --> 01:40:23,730 And bring the CD back. 2110 01:40:31,855 --> 01:40:34,355 If you want I can make Badshah meet his creator today. 2111 01:40:35,563 --> 01:40:36,730 I will finish him. 2112 01:40:43,938 --> 01:40:44,771 MORGUE 2113 01:40:44,855 --> 01:40:45,980 That's our problem. 2114 01:40:46,396 --> 01:40:48,438 We want to bury the CD tonight. 2115 01:40:48,938 --> 01:40:50,480 I don't want to see his face. 2116 01:40:52,021 --> 01:40:52,855 Where is BD? 2117 01:40:52,938 --> 01:40:54,396 - BD? - Where is BD? 2118 01:40:56,563 --> 01:40:58,730 Sorry, I don't have bidi. How about some tobacco? 2119 01:40:58,813 --> 01:40:59,688 Shut up. 2120 01:41:00,271 --> 01:41:02,021 My other son's name is BD. 2121 01:41:02,105 --> 01:41:03,105 Brian D'Costa. 2122 01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:04,771 Christiano D'Costa. 2123 01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:10,355 You guys? 2124 01:41:11,355 --> 01:41:12,521 Have you got no shame? 2125 01:41:12,646 --> 01:41:13,938 Coming drunk to a hospital. 2126 01:41:14,021 --> 01:41:15,313 Don't just stand there. 2127 01:41:15,438 --> 01:41:16,896 Go inside and get the CD. 2128 01:41:16,980 --> 01:41:18,105 People are waiting downstairs. 2129 01:41:18,271 --> 01:41:20,480 Not that way, this way, you fools. 2130 01:41:21,730 --> 01:41:22,605 CD. 2131 01:41:22,688 --> 01:41:25,188 - CD, my brother. - CD. 2132 01:41:25,271 --> 01:41:27,188 - CD? - CD, my brother. 2133 01:41:27,271 --> 01:41:28,730 Where are you, brother? 2134 01:41:29,938 --> 01:41:31,146 Christiano D'Costa. 2135 01:41:32,730 --> 01:41:33,896 Here's the body. 2136 01:41:34,063 --> 01:41:35,980 CD, I am here. 2137 01:41:36,063 --> 01:41:37,271 Careful. Careful. 2138 01:41:37,355 --> 01:41:38,813 I am being careful. 2139 01:41:39,813 --> 01:41:41,230 Don't hurt him. 2140 01:41:41,313 --> 01:41:43,646 Careful. This way… Careful with CD. 2141 01:41:47,646 --> 01:41:51,438 Sir, I had saved this 199,000 rupees for my wedding. 2142 01:41:51,646 --> 01:41:54,938 From now on, you'll fill in for me. 2143 01:41:55,688 --> 01:41:59,980 {\an8}I am giving you the duty of protecting this country. 2144 01:42:00,980 --> 01:42:04,313 - Bravo. - I couldn't even protect my own stuff… 2145 01:42:05,230 --> 01:42:06,438 How can I protect the country? 2146 01:42:07,188 --> 01:42:08,188 You are being unfair. 2147 01:42:08,730 --> 01:42:09,646 I know. 2148 01:42:10,146 --> 01:42:11,063 Your sister-in-law's here. 2149 01:42:11,313 --> 01:42:13,980 - What sister-in-law? - Hold the scooter. 2150 01:42:16,271 --> 01:42:17,146 {\an8}Good evening. 2151 01:42:18,021 --> 01:42:21,438 Are you going to sell all this stuff to give me 200,000 rupees? 2152 01:42:23,396 --> 01:42:24,730 What are you saying? 2153 01:42:25,105 --> 01:42:27,021 {\an8}This is for our married life? 2154 01:42:27,230 --> 01:42:29,563 {\an8}- Married life? - When you called me at the police station 2155 01:42:29,646 --> 01:42:30,521 I knew it straight away. 2156 01:42:32,271 --> 01:42:33,271 We are eloping. 2157 01:42:33,396 --> 01:42:34,230 Eloping? 2158 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:36,271 We must cross Meerut tonight. 2159 01:42:36,355 --> 01:42:37,271 The roads are bad. 2160 01:42:37,355 --> 01:42:38,938 - Shukla, take her scooter back home. - Yes, sir. 2161 01:42:39,021 --> 01:42:40,146 - Done. - What? 2162 01:42:40,938 --> 01:42:42,021 Why would I elope with you? 2163 01:42:42,105 --> 01:42:43,480 {\an8}Scooter goes home or the scrapyard? 2164 01:42:43,563 --> 01:42:44,396 {\an8}It stays. 2165 01:42:44,563 --> 01:42:49,480 Would a beautiful girl go to a casino with a handsome man and 200,000 rupees? 2166 01:42:49,605 --> 01:42:50,521 Handsome? 2167 01:42:51,605 --> 01:42:52,480 Yes, since childhood. 2168 01:42:52,563 --> 01:42:53,688 Have you seen your face? 2169 01:42:54,063 --> 01:42:55,605 You look like a weak crow. 2170 01:42:55,813 --> 01:42:58,480 The only other thing as skinny as you is a pencil. 2171 01:42:58,896 --> 01:43:00,063 {\an8}And hair like a jungle. 2172 01:43:00,521 --> 01:43:03,105 I am scared that a deer or leopard might leap out of it. 2173 01:43:05,605 --> 01:43:06,480 I see… 2174 01:43:08,230 --> 01:43:10,230 Should I give these 200,000 rupees to someone else? 2175 01:43:10,605 --> 01:43:13,480 Any other girl would have said this. 2176 01:43:14,146 --> 01:43:15,021 But not me. 2177 01:43:17,730 --> 01:43:18,563 Promise? 2178 01:43:19,063 --> 01:43:19,938 Promise. 2179 01:43:20,355 --> 01:43:21,271 We will run away. 2180 01:43:21,396 --> 01:43:22,438 Most definitely. 2181 01:43:22,521 --> 01:43:25,188 But first I must get out of this predicament. 2182 01:43:25,355 --> 01:43:27,938 Someone made a dirty video of me. 2183 01:43:28,855 --> 01:43:30,271 {\an8}Some guy made a video of her, 2184 01:43:30,688 --> 01:43:33,188 {\an8}- and she's asking you for the money. - Stand quietly. 2185 01:43:34,021 --> 01:43:35,938 How could he make an explicit video of you when I am here? 2186 01:43:36,021 --> 01:43:37,730 She's eloped dozens of times. 2187 01:43:38,021 --> 01:43:39,771 - Anything is possible. - Don't talk nonsense. 2188 01:43:40,771 --> 01:43:42,563 I admit I did run… 2189 01:43:42,646 --> 01:43:44,355 - What… - But nothing happened. 2190 01:43:44,813 --> 01:43:45,688 Nothing. 2191 01:43:46,105 --> 01:43:48,438 {\an8}The first time I ran away with Bhushan, but nothing happened. 2192 01:43:48,521 --> 01:43:50,813 Next time with Raj, again nothing happened. 2193 01:43:50,896 --> 01:43:52,605 - Then… - If nothing happened, 2194 01:43:52,688 --> 01:43:55,980 - were you testing your average? - Mr. Laadle, 2195 01:43:57,188 --> 01:43:58,563 {\an8}you are getting me wrong. 2196 01:43:58,646 --> 01:44:00,646 This Chanda is without any taint. 2197 01:44:05,521 --> 01:44:06,730 Where did he call you with the money? 2198 01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:16,813 Vidya. 2199 01:44:16,896 --> 01:44:19,063 - It got stuck. - Vicky… 2200 01:44:20,563 --> 01:44:21,480 Vidya… 2201 01:44:21,646 --> 01:44:23,480 Are you sure this is the place? 2202 01:44:24,271 --> 01:44:26,271 Did I bring you here on a date? 2203 01:44:26,771 --> 01:44:27,688 Let's go. 2204 01:44:46,021 --> 01:44:48,271 Couldn't you find a better place to make the deal? 2205 01:44:48,355 --> 01:44:52,021 You said to look for a place that's deserted. 2206 01:44:54,146 --> 01:44:55,855 What a scary place they called us to! 2207 01:44:56,105 --> 01:44:59,480 I hope they don't find two dead bodies before the money. 2208 01:44:59,646 --> 01:45:00,688 Are you scared? 2209 01:45:01,313 --> 01:45:02,188 Scared? 2210 01:45:02,938 --> 01:45:04,480 I was scared at the gate. 2211 01:45:05,105 --> 01:45:06,980 Now I am waiting to faint. 2212 01:45:07,813 --> 01:45:09,105 Even as a child… 2213 01:45:13,855 --> 01:45:15,563 - Crazy. - Keep your face in front while walking. 2214 01:45:16,313 --> 01:45:18,105 {\an8}Hold my hand. Hold my hand. 2215 01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:20,021 Now you two go inside. 2216 01:45:20,438 --> 01:45:22,355 Go and make the deal, and hopefully one of you 2217 01:45:22,438 --> 01:45:24,230 makes it out alive. Get lost. 2218 01:45:24,313 --> 01:45:26,730 But can we kids handle such a big deal? 2219 01:45:26,813 --> 01:45:30,688 Which kid has hair on his chest? 2220 01:45:31,438 --> 01:45:34,188 You can do it, child. Go on. 2221 01:45:34,271 --> 01:45:35,438 - Okay. We will manage. - Go. 2222 01:45:35,521 --> 01:45:36,896 - Come on, Sunil. - Come, Shetty. 2223 01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:38,938 Screw them. 2224 01:45:39,855 --> 01:45:41,730 They brought me to a graveyard. 2225 01:45:41,938 --> 01:45:42,855 Why those… 2226 01:45:47,730 --> 01:45:48,688 Vicky, dogs. 2227 01:45:50,396 --> 01:45:51,313 You are! 2228 01:45:51,396 --> 01:45:52,396 I meant dogs. 2229 01:45:55,188 --> 01:45:56,938 - Listen, Sunil. - Yes, Shetty. 2230 01:45:57,480 --> 01:45:58,771 What is this place you brought me to? 2231 01:45:59,146 --> 01:46:00,105 What do you mean? 2232 01:46:00,188 --> 01:46:01,438 People die to come here. 2233 01:46:01,521 --> 01:46:02,480 I can see that. 2234 01:46:05,396 --> 01:46:07,855 By the way, madam is so trusting. 2235 01:46:07,980 --> 01:46:10,688 She sent us to crack such an important deal. 2236 01:46:10,896 --> 01:46:13,896 You are right but this place is actually scary. 2237 01:46:16,021 --> 01:46:17,938 We haven't done anything. We are innocent. 2238 01:46:18,021 --> 01:46:20,605 Our stupid boss sent us here to make the deal. 2239 01:46:20,688 --> 01:46:22,896 Yes, I am Aggarwal, he's Yadav. 2240 01:46:22,980 --> 01:46:25,438 We have no business in this Christian graveyard. 2241 01:46:25,646 --> 01:46:27,438 - Stupid boss? - Yeah. 2242 01:46:28,021 --> 01:46:29,438 Bloody morons. You… 2243 01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:36,813 Who says the dead is of no use? 2244 01:46:36,896 --> 01:46:40,521 We can make the exchange while they bury their dead. 2245 01:46:40,605 --> 01:46:41,771 Intelligent. 2246 01:46:43,855 --> 01:46:46,980 - God is the truth. - God is the truth. 2247 01:46:48,063 --> 01:46:48,938 Christian? 2248 01:46:50,271 --> 01:46:51,105 Sorry. 2249 01:46:51,355 --> 01:46:57,855 Hallelujah. 2250 01:46:59,563 --> 01:47:00,980 There's Romeo and Juliet. 2251 01:47:03,688 --> 01:47:04,730 Vidya, ghost. 2252 01:47:04,813 --> 01:47:06,355 Vicky, it's them. 2253 01:47:06,855 --> 01:47:07,730 Blackmailers. 2254 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:09,313 Did you bring the money? 2255 01:47:09,730 --> 01:47:11,396 Wait a second. Hold on. 2256 01:47:12,813 --> 01:47:13,688 Where is the CD? 2257 01:47:13,771 --> 01:47:16,146 With my two talented men. 2258 01:47:20,688 --> 01:47:22,730 No, no, Vidya. 2259 01:47:22,813 --> 01:47:25,521 How can we be sure this is our CD? 2260 01:47:27,938 --> 01:47:28,813 What? 2261 01:47:29,396 --> 01:47:33,396 She has one beauty spot on her neck, and two on her back… 2262 01:47:33,563 --> 01:47:35,730 Then a third on her waist. 2263 01:47:35,813 --> 01:47:36,730 Below that… 2264 01:47:37,938 --> 01:47:39,605 That's it. You know too much. 2265 01:47:39,771 --> 01:47:40,605 I get it. 2266 01:47:40,688 --> 01:47:41,980 Hey, what are you doing with the CD? 2267 01:47:42,063 --> 01:47:43,105 Nothing, nothing. 2268 01:47:43,230 --> 01:47:46,105 - The money? - Did you make a copy of our CD? 2269 01:47:47,813 --> 01:47:49,813 You are like my little sister. 2270 01:47:50,188 --> 01:47:53,855 Then give your brother-in-law a discount. 2271 01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:56,896 - Why you… - Wait! Fine. 2272 01:47:57,021 --> 01:47:58,480 Give her the money, Vidya. 2273 01:48:05,230 --> 01:48:06,063 What is this? 2274 01:48:06,438 --> 01:48:07,480 Did you rob a piggy bank? 2275 01:48:07,771 --> 01:48:09,313 I hate loose change. 2276 01:48:09,396 --> 01:48:11,021 Are these dollars hanging from your ears? 2277 01:48:12,188 --> 01:48:13,021 I'll count them. 2278 01:48:18,021 --> 01:48:18,980 What is my name? 2279 01:48:19,146 --> 01:48:20,771 - Laadle. - Then say my name? 2280 01:48:20,896 --> 01:48:22,480 Why did you tap my back? You would've given me a heart attack. 2281 01:48:24,105 --> 01:48:27,938 These are my talented men. Sunil and Shetty. 2282 01:48:28,021 --> 01:48:28,896 Any doubt? 2283 01:48:29,855 --> 01:48:31,646 - I'm a fan. - What nonsense. 2284 01:48:31,730 --> 01:48:32,563 What? 2285 01:48:32,688 --> 01:48:34,396 - Laadle… - Rascal. 2286 01:48:34,688 --> 01:48:35,980 Eavesdropping on our personal conversation. 2287 01:48:36,063 --> 01:48:37,355 Don't just stand there. Give them the CD. 2288 01:48:37,438 --> 01:48:40,938 Sorry, but we can't help you in this case. 2289 01:48:41,646 --> 01:48:43,896 - What are you saying? - We made a mistake unintentionally. 2290 01:48:43,980 --> 01:48:46,730 The CD fell into the basket, and they are going to bury the CD. 2291 01:48:46,813 --> 01:48:47,771 Bury CD. 2292 01:48:47,855 --> 01:48:48,688 - Hey! - Hey! 2293 01:48:48,771 --> 01:48:49,855 - CD. - Hey! 2294 01:48:49,938 --> 01:48:52,980 - Wait. Wait. Stop. - Where is CD? Where is CD? 2295 01:48:53,063 --> 01:48:54,438 Where else? He is inside. 2296 01:48:54,521 --> 01:48:56,271 - Get him out. - What nonsense. 2297 01:48:56,355 --> 01:48:58,396 CD will now directly meet with God. 2298 01:48:58,480 --> 01:48:59,896 What does God have to do with the CD? 2299 01:48:59,980 --> 01:49:02,230 Hurry up, you guys, I have to go to the church. 2300 01:49:02,313 --> 01:49:05,021 I'll take you to Wakanda, but get the CD out. 2301 01:49:05,105 --> 01:49:05,938 Lock the coffin. 2302 01:49:06,021 --> 01:49:07,438 - Stop. - Lock. 2303 01:49:07,521 --> 01:49:09,605 - Stop. - Lock. 2304 01:49:09,688 --> 01:49:10,646 - Stop. - Stop. 2305 01:49:10,730 --> 01:49:11,563 - Lock. - Stop. 2306 01:49:11,646 --> 01:49:13,063 - Lock? - Stop? 2307 01:49:46,105 --> 01:49:47,021 Ghost. 2308 01:49:48,813 --> 01:49:50,480 - Ghost. - Run. 2309 01:49:50,563 --> 01:49:51,938 Run! Run! 2310 01:49:52,021 --> 01:49:52,855 Run! 2311 01:49:55,730 --> 01:49:58,021 Make a run for it. Ghosts are coming after us. 2312 01:50:00,188 --> 01:50:01,438 Vicky, be careful. 2313 01:50:02,230 --> 01:50:04,480 Almost there. Few more inches. 2314 01:50:05,313 --> 01:50:06,271 Careful. 2315 01:50:07,730 --> 01:50:08,563 Vidya, CD. 2316 01:50:09,355 --> 01:50:10,271 Got the CD. 2317 01:50:10,521 --> 01:50:12,355 - CD… - No. 2318 01:50:12,438 --> 01:50:13,938 - Yes, we got it. - Then? 2319 01:50:14,688 --> 01:50:17,521 Mother Goddess, I thank you 200,000 times. 2320 01:50:18,688 --> 01:50:19,605 Give me the CD. 2321 01:50:20,980 --> 01:50:22,688 - No, Grandpa. - Give me the CD. 2322 01:50:22,771 --> 01:50:24,730 I'll get you a better CD. 2323 01:50:24,813 --> 01:50:25,896 I want to see this CD. 2324 01:50:25,980 --> 01:50:26,980 - No, Grandpa. - Grandpa. 2325 01:50:27,063 --> 01:50:28,438 - No, Grandpa. - No… 2326 01:50:28,521 --> 01:50:31,146 Not this CD, Grandpa. Please, Grandpa. No. 2327 01:50:31,230 --> 01:50:32,855 - Give it… - Hands off, Tikaram! 2328 01:50:36,230 --> 01:50:37,188 Grandpa… 2329 01:50:37,938 --> 01:50:40,938 Sorry. Grandpa-- 2330 01:50:41,938 --> 01:50:43,605 No. Grandpa-- 2331 01:50:47,813 --> 01:50:48,688 Saw it. 2332 01:50:50,980 --> 01:50:54,563 Smash it to pieces and throw it outside. 2333 01:50:54,730 --> 01:50:56,646 - Somewhere far away. - Yes. 2334 01:50:56,938 --> 01:50:58,313 I'll go take a dip in the holy water. 2335 01:50:58,396 --> 01:50:59,855 - Yes. - Alright. 2336 01:50:59,938 --> 01:51:01,355 Me and my… 2337 01:51:01,980 --> 01:51:03,146 Should I make some hot tea for you? 2338 01:51:03,730 --> 01:51:05,980 I'm going to stay away from everything hot. 2339 01:51:06,063 --> 01:51:06,938 Buttermilk then? 2340 01:51:07,021 --> 01:51:08,230 Go away. 2341 01:51:08,313 --> 01:51:09,688 The old man has lost his mind. 2342 01:51:10,646 --> 01:51:12,230 I don't think this is our CD. 2343 01:51:12,896 --> 01:51:14,438 - What… - How could you forget? 2344 01:51:14,521 --> 01:51:16,688 You wrote "Sad Songs of Mukesh" on it. 2345 01:51:17,980 --> 01:51:18,896 Yes. 2346 01:51:20,855 --> 01:51:21,771 You are right. 2347 01:51:23,396 --> 01:51:28,563 But she knew more about your beauty spots than I knew mine. 2348 01:51:29,896 --> 01:51:30,813 Should we play it? 2349 01:51:31,355 --> 01:51:32,313 - Come on - Come on. 2350 01:51:36,063 --> 01:51:38,813 - Sir, we must change their time of death. - Why? 2351 01:51:39,063 --> 01:51:40,438 The train is ten minutes late. 2352 01:51:40,688 --> 01:51:44,813 Sir, I told you many times it wasn't her CD. 2353 01:51:49,938 --> 01:51:52,146 Why is this room so decorated? 2354 01:51:52,313 --> 01:51:54,771 Every couple at the convention gets 2355 01:51:55,271 --> 01:51:56,563 - a room like this for their wedding night. - Really? 2356 01:51:58,021 --> 01:51:59,813 All this after marriage, not now. 2357 01:51:59,896 --> 01:52:01,521 We already got married in our previous lifetime. 2358 01:52:02,688 --> 01:52:04,021 We'll do it after marriage. 2359 01:52:09,396 --> 01:52:10,230 Vicky… 2360 01:52:10,521 --> 01:52:12,188 You made a CD at the convention as well. 2361 01:52:12,313 --> 01:52:13,355 Bloody pervert! 2362 01:52:14,188 --> 01:52:15,688 Where else did you plant cameras? 2363 01:52:15,771 --> 01:52:17,730 This is not our Goa video. 2364 01:52:17,813 --> 01:52:21,646 - Good God. I've been cursed. - Vidya, no. 2365 01:52:21,730 --> 01:52:24,480 - Where else did you plant the cameras? - Vidya… 2366 01:52:24,563 --> 01:52:26,230 - This is not that video. - Vidya… 2367 01:52:26,313 --> 01:52:28,188 Vidya. 2368 01:52:29,063 --> 01:52:31,480 I know it's not that video, 2369 01:52:32,730 --> 01:52:33,730 but I know… 2370 01:52:34,771 --> 01:52:35,938 who made this video. 2371 01:52:40,771 --> 01:52:43,105 Sir, the train is coming. 2372 01:52:47,271 --> 01:52:48,855 Stay back. Or you'll be covered in blood. 2373 01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:09,563 - Saved. - We're safe 2374 01:53:10,480 --> 01:53:11,855 You can't do a single job right. 2375 01:53:12,146 --> 01:53:14,521 If they had died of a heart attack, the police would have been blamed. 2376 01:53:14,813 --> 01:53:15,730 Untie them. Tie them over there. 2377 01:53:16,021 --> 01:53:17,146 Sir, sir. 2378 01:53:18,146 --> 01:53:20,855 I only stole Pardesi's car. 2379 01:53:21,021 --> 01:53:22,355 It had a bag of CDs. 2380 01:53:22,813 --> 01:53:25,230 - Mr. Pardesi, someone stole your car. - Hey! 2381 01:53:25,396 --> 01:53:28,605 I thought I'd sell the CD and the car and pay off my loans. 2382 01:53:28,688 --> 01:53:32,063 That's why I called Pardesi to the hotel to make a deal. 2383 01:53:32,396 --> 01:53:33,813 But before I could make a deal, 2384 01:53:34,980 --> 01:53:36,938 these guys arrived at the hotel and… 2385 01:53:37,771 --> 01:53:40,230 beat the living daylights out of me. 2386 01:53:40,480 --> 01:53:42,771 And I slipped into a coma. 2387 01:53:42,938 --> 01:53:47,396 Sir, I think Pardesi is the main culprit. 2388 01:53:50,105 --> 01:53:50,980 Pardesi? 2389 01:53:52,688 --> 01:53:56,105 Your youth is staggering 2390 01:53:56,355 --> 01:53:59,771 Your youth is staggering 2391 01:54:00,021 --> 01:54:03,688 The weather, and the black clouds 2392 01:54:03,771 --> 01:54:07,313 The paths of love are forlorn 2393 01:54:07,396 --> 01:54:11,021 This is the time to fall in love 2394 01:54:11,105 --> 01:54:12,438 Your youth 2395 01:54:14,855 --> 01:54:18,313 Your youth is staggering 2396 01:54:18,438 --> 01:54:21,771 Your youth is staggering 2397 01:54:22,188 --> 01:54:24,563 {\an8}Your youth is staggering 2398 01:54:24,646 --> 01:54:25,688 Catch him. 2399 01:54:26,896 --> 01:54:27,771 Pardesi. 2400 01:54:43,355 --> 01:54:44,313 {\an8}Stand up. 2401 01:54:44,771 --> 01:54:46,146 Stand up. 2402 01:54:50,105 --> 01:54:50,980 Hold it. 2403 01:54:52,271 --> 01:54:54,188 Let me hit you first. We got our salaries yesterday. 2404 01:54:54,313 --> 01:54:55,938 Otherwise, you'll complain that we don't do our work. 2405 01:54:56,021 --> 01:54:58,896 Sir, listen to me. Beating me up is of no use. 2406 01:54:58,980 --> 01:55:02,980 - Why? - I keep getting thrashed every other day. 2407 01:55:03,063 --> 01:55:05,105 But not like the thrashing you'll get today. 2408 01:55:05,646 --> 01:55:07,105 When you couldn't impress my sister, 2409 01:55:07,605 --> 01:55:10,646 you made a video of us to get back at us. How dare you? 2410 01:55:10,730 --> 01:55:14,396 No, Vicky, I didn't make any videos. 2411 01:55:14,688 --> 01:55:16,896 The main culprit is someone else. 2412 01:55:17,230 --> 01:55:18,771 - Who? - My brother-in-law. 2413 01:55:19,521 --> 01:55:20,605 Sajjan Kumar. 2414 01:55:22,646 --> 01:55:24,730 If I wasn't concerned for my sister, 2415 01:55:24,980 --> 01:55:26,230 I would have personally shot him. 2416 01:55:26,313 --> 01:55:27,646 You are lying. 2417 01:55:27,813 --> 01:55:30,396 I am thinking of getting married at Mr. Sajjan's convention. 2418 01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:34,230 He's been running this racket in the name of convention. 2419 01:55:34,730 --> 01:55:36,271 First, he gets the couple married 2420 01:55:36,438 --> 01:55:37,563 and then sends them to the room. 2421 01:55:37,646 --> 01:55:40,730 Shoots their videos and sends them to a Sheikh in Dubai. 2422 01:55:41,521 --> 01:55:42,396 Sheikh? 2423 01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:44,396 Which Sheikh? 2424 01:55:44,688 --> 01:55:46,021 We never met him, 2425 01:55:47,188 --> 01:55:48,521 only spoke to him on the phone. 2426 01:55:48,605 --> 01:55:50,896 But he's attending the convention this time. 2427 01:55:54,938 --> 01:55:56,271 Sir, it's been more than two hours. 2428 01:55:56,605 --> 01:55:58,480 {\an8}Is he coming by road or by boat? 2429 01:55:58,855 --> 01:55:59,813 {\an8}Shukla… 2430 01:56:00,480 --> 01:56:01,396 {\an8}He's here. 2431 01:56:01,688 --> 01:56:03,021 {\an8}- Stop. - Stop, man. 2432 01:56:03,355 --> 01:56:04,396 Welcome to India. 2433 01:56:05,063 --> 01:56:06,355 - Dubai? - Yes. 2434 01:56:06,646 --> 01:56:07,605 Any camels in the car? 2435 01:56:08,105 --> 01:56:09,355 - No. - Check it. 2436 01:56:10,521 --> 01:56:11,688 {\an8}Park on the side. 2437 01:56:11,771 --> 01:56:13,521 Hurry up. The convention is about to begin. 2438 01:56:13,771 --> 01:56:15,396 All the arrangements are in place. 2439 01:56:15,480 --> 01:56:16,313 This… 2440 01:56:16,396 --> 01:56:17,271 Roses. 2441 01:56:17,688 --> 01:56:18,521 Bed. 2442 01:56:18,605 --> 01:56:19,480 Milk. 2443 01:56:19,771 --> 01:56:20,646 Everything. 2444 01:56:21,896 --> 01:56:22,855 Rascal. 2445 01:56:24,063 --> 01:56:25,688 That's what you said last time. 2446 01:56:26,563 --> 01:56:28,480 But I still haven't received any money. 2447 01:56:29,188 --> 01:56:30,646 I lost millions. 2448 01:56:31,480 --> 01:56:33,146 How many times have I said, 2449 01:56:33,980 --> 01:56:36,438 our business runs on three things? 2450 01:56:37,480 --> 01:56:39,730 Waist, room, and camera. 2451 01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:40,813 Yes. 2452 01:56:40,896 --> 01:56:42,271 Go and check all the rooms. 2453 01:56:43,188 --> 01:56:44,771 Are the cameras in place or not? 2454 01:56:45,813 --> 01:56:46,688 And listen… 2455 01:56:47,063 --> 01:56:48,980 For all the couples above 40, 2456 01:56:49,355 --> 01:56:52,688 - Yes. - Mix some shilajeet in their milk. 2457 01:56:52,813 --> 01:56:54,105 I'll mix a couple of spoons. 2458 01:56:54,188 --> 01:56:55,938 - A couple of spoons? - Yes. 2459 01:56:56,480 --> 01:56:58,230 Don't let it be like last time, 2460 01:56:58,730 --> 01:57:00,438 when the camera went cold, 2461 01:57:00,563 --> 01:57:02,105 and couples were hot until dawn. 2462 01:57:02,688 --> 01:57:04,146 - Only… - One? 2463 01:57:04,438 --> 01:57:08,021 Everyone on the dance floor 2464 01:57:08,480 --> 01:57:12,563 The moment is special 2465 01:57:13,396 --> 01:57:17,355 The celebration is about 2466 01:57:17,438 --> 01:57:21,563 To begin 2467 01:57:28,605 --> 01:57:31,355 It's a fun-filled night 2468 01:57:31,521 --> 01:57:35,021 Cute girls by my side 2469 01:57:35,271 --> 01:57:38,646 Enjoy your life 2470 01:57:38,813 --> 01:57:42,021 No need to be afraid 2471 01:57:56,230 --> 01:57:59,855 Stick with me to have fun 2472 01:57:59,938 --> 01:58:03,313 Have the best time of your life 2473 01:58:03,396 --> 01:58:06,063 With me 2474 01:58:06,855 --> 01:58:09,521 With me 2475 01:58:12,230 --> 01:58:13,230 Sheikh sir. 2476 01:58:13,438 --> 01:58:14,855 Hello, habibi. 2477 01:58:15,063 --> 01:58:16,313 Come to Dubai, sweetie. 2478 01:58:16,396 --> 01:58:19,146 But Sheikh sir, you sound different. 2479 01:58:19,230 --> 01:58:20,730 Do you want me to sing a song? 2480 01:58:20,813 --> 01:58:21,688 Not at all. 2481 01:58:22,146 --> 01:58:23,730 - Wife… - Yes. 2482 01:58:25,438 --> 01:58:29,480 Who do we trust 2483 01:58:29,605 --> 01:58:32,896 Who we don't 2484 01:58:33,063 --> 01:58:36,438 The truth's coming to light today 2485 01:58:36,563 --> 01:58:39,563 It's no longer going to be a secret 2486 01:58:39,646 --> 01:58:43,021 Being honest is forbidden 2487 01:58:43,188 --> 01:58:46,355 The truth can't be told 2488 01:58:46,771 --> 01:58:49,730 Like double-edged sword 2489 01:58:49,980 --> 01:58:53,521 The world is evil 2490 01:59:07,521 --> 01:59:11,021 Stick with me to have fun 2491 01:59:11,105 --> 01:59:14,480 Have the best time of your life 2492 01:59:14,563 --> 01:59:17,313 With me 2493 01:59:18,021 --> 01:59:20,813 With me 2494 01:59:28,771 --> 01:59:31,980 Whether the world's upset 2495 01:59:32,230 --> 01:59:35,438 You won't be upset with me 2496 01:59:35,771 --> 01:59:39,021 Without you, I don't want to 2497 01:59:39,188 --> 01:59:42,188 Live in this world even for a moment 2498 01:59:42,271 --> 01:59:45,438 You know and so does God 2499 01:59:45,646 --> 01:59:48,938 We can never be separated 2500 01:59:49,188 --> 01:59:52,438 I am yours, you're mine forever 2501 01:59:52,646 --> 01:59:55,855 Don't be mad at me 2502 02:00:10,105 --> 02:00:13,605 Stick with me to have fun 2503 02:00:13,688 --> 02:00:17,105 Have the best time of your life 2504 02:00:23,855 --> 02:00:26,646 Like a double-edged sword 2505 02:00:26,896 --> 02:00:29,938 This world is a bad place 2506 02:00:46,313 --> 02:00:48,063 Congratulations, brother. 2507 02:00:48,146 --> 02:00:49,063 - Congratulations. - Vicky? 2508 02:00:49,146 --> 02:00:50,563 That was very entertaining. 2509 02:00:50,646 --> 02:00:51,896 It was. 2510 02:00:52,146 --> 02:00:53,188 But this isn't for that. 2511 02:00:53,438 --> 02:00:54,313 Then? 2512 02:00:54,438 --> 02:00:55,438 Didn't anyone tell you? 2513 02:00:55,813 --> 02:00:57,938 Your daughter Swati is also getting married at this convention. 2514 02:00:58,021 --> 02:00:59,271 - Congratulations. - Swati? 2515 02:00:59,355 --> 02:01:01,146 Yes, Swati. 2516 02:01:01,438 --> 02:01:02,271 There. 2517 02:01:02,730 --> 02:01:03,896 Swati. 2518 02:01:04,271 --> 02:01:05,105 Swati. 2519 02:01:05,188 --> 02:01:06,105 - Daddy. - Swati. 2520 02:01:06,646 --> 02:01:07,563 What are you doing here? 2521 02:01:08,730 --> 02:01:10,146 Getting married, Dad. 2522 02:01:10,480 --> 02:01:11,438 One photo. 2523 02:01:11,521 --> 02:01:12,355 Stop it. 2524 02:01:12,896 --> 02:01:14,938 {\an8}So you want to get married secretly? 2525 02:01:15,188 --> 02:01:16,438 {\an8}Are these the values I gave you? 2526 02:01:16,605 --> 02:01:17,438 And who is the boy? 2527 02:01:18,605 --> 02:01:20,813 {\an8}- Greetings. - You didn't have anything else to do? 2528 02:01:20,896 --> 02:01:21,855 But who are you? 2529 02:01:22,063 --> 02:01:24,105 {\an8}Venkatramana D. Sudarshanranga. 2530 02:01:24,188 --> 02:01:26,521 {\an8}I am not asking you for the menu. What is your name? 2531 02:01:26,813 --> 02:01:28,021 That's his name, father. 2532 02:01:28,105 --> 02:01:31,438 - Venkatesh and I love each other. - Deep love. 2533 02:01:31,896 --> 02:01:33,896 You kept such a big secret from me. 2534 02:01:34,063 --> 02:01:34,896 Why didn't you tell me? 2535 02:01:35,646 --> 02:01:37,230 I told Grandma. 2536 02:01:37,313 --> 02:01:39,105 - Mother. - I told my daughter-in-law. 2537 02:01:39,188 --> 02:01:40,021 Savita? 2538 02:01:40,396 --> 02:01:42,230 I told my sister about it. 2539 02:01:42,938 --> 02:01:44,188 Why didn't you also tell anyone? 2540 02:01:44,521 --> 02:01:46,896 No. You can't marry him. 2541 02:01:46,980 --> 02:01:48,021 Habibi, 2542 02:01:49,021 --> 02:01:50,313 welcome to Dubai anytime. 2543 02:01:50,480 --> 02:01:52,813 Being from Dubai, if I can marry an Indian… 2544 02:01:52,896 --> 02:01:54,021 Spectacular! 2545 02:01:54,605 --> 02:01:57,355 Why can't a North Indian marry a South Indian? 2546 02:01:57,438 --> 02:01:59,771 But Sheikh sir, she's my only daughter. 2547 02:01:59,980 --> 02:02:01,271 How can she get married here? 2548 02:02:01,355 --> 02:02:03,605 They still have the soul unification ceremony. 2549 02:02:03,688 --> 02:02:05,438 Daddy, what is soul unification? 2550 02:02:05,521 --> 02:02:07,355 Wedding night. First night. 2551 02:02:07,938 --> 02:02:08,855 Attention everyone. 2552 02:02:09,230 --> 02:02:13,063 Sir has booked a room for everyone in his resort. 2553 02:02:13,146 --> 02:02:16,396 And I've also written the room numbers on the bride's palm. 2554 02:02:16,480 --> 02:02:17,521 Check it. Okay? 2555 02:02:17,813 --> 02:02:19,105 Brother has arranged the marriage. 2556 02:02:19,438 --> 02:02:20,980 But the wedding night is your responsibility. 2557 02:02:21,480 --> 02:02:23,313 The rooms are ready, and the night is cold. 2558 02:02:23,438 --> 02:02:24,813 Begin with your program. Come on. 2559 02:02:24,938 --> 02:02:28,063 - Come on, enjoy. Enjoy. - Swati. My child. 2560 02:02:28,396 --> 02:02:29,688 Swati! 2561 02:02:30,313 --> 02:02:31,396 - Good God. - Come. 2562 02:02:32,563 --> 02:02:33,730 Beautiful. Beautiful. 2563 02:02:35,021 --> 02:02:35,896 Should we go to the room? 2564 02:02:36,021 --> 02:02:37,771 - He grabbed my hand. - I won't go to any room. 2565 02:02:37,855 --> 02:02:39,521 I am talking about the CD room with the recording. 2566 02:02:40,563 --> 02:02:42,188 You are always getting romantic. 2567 02:02:42,355 --> 02:02:43,355 - Shall we? - Pardesi, 2568 02:02:43,438 --> 02:02:45,480 - take Sheikh sir to his room. - Come, sir. 2569 02:02:45,605 --> 02:02:46,521 I will leave too. 2570 02:02:50,021 --> 02:02:51,063 Sir, got to pee. 2571 02:02:51,146 --> 02:02:52,230 Pee wherever you like. Scram! 2572 02:02:54,355 --> 02:02:56,730 - What a pathetic room this is! - Brother Sajjan has lost his mind. 2573 02:02:56,813 --> 02:02:58,396 - He kept a bed of nails for me. - Scoundrel. 2574 02:03:02,605 --> 02:03:05,605 What are you doing? 2575 02:03:06,146 --> 02:03:08,730 I know Swati got married against your will, 2576 02:03:08,813 --> 02:03:10,021 but you can't interrupt their first night. 2577 02:03:10,146 --> 02:03:12,938 - Does it look nice? - And as much as I've seen, 2578 02:03:13,021 --> 02:03:15,188 - Venkatesh is a nice boy. - Whether it's Venkatesh or Kamal Hassan, 2579 02:03:15,271 --> 02:03:16,313 am I making a film? 2580 02:03:16,396 --> 02:03:18,646 Tell me, why did you write the numbers? 2581 02:03:18,730 --> 02:03:20,146 - Sorry… - Leave it. 2582 02:03:20,396 --> 02:03:22,605 Try to remember Swati's room number quickly. 2583 02:03:23,021 --> 02:03:24,355 There's a huge list… 2584 02:03:24,438 --> 02:03:26,146 - Tell me. - I'm trying. I'm trying. 2585 02:03:27,313 --> 02:03:28,771 - 10… - 100. 2586 02:03:28,896 --> 02:03:29,771 Let me finish. 2587 02:03:30,313 --> 02:03:31,271 - 105 - 105 2588 02:03:31,355 --> 02:03:32,521 No, wait. 2589 02:03:32,605 --> 02:03:34,855 I think it's 10… 108. 2590 02:03:34,938 --> 02:03:36,313 - 108. - 108. 2591 02:03:36,396 --> 02:03:37,230 No, wait. 2592 02:03:37,313 --> 02:03:39,105 That is Poonam's room number. 2593 02:03:39,230 --> 02:03:41,521 10… 3. Yes, 103. 2594 02:03:41,605 --> 02:03:43,230 - Yes, 103. - 103. 2595 02:03:43,313 --> 02:03:44,188 This one. 2596 02:03:44,688 --> 02:03:45,563 103. 2597 02:03:46,063 --> 02:03:46,938 Swati. 2598 02:03:47,271 --> 02:03:48,146 Swati… 2599 02:03:48,396 --> 02:03:49,313 Did you get the milk? 2600 02:03:49,438 --> 02:03:50,313 Get lost. 2601 02:03:50,688 --> 02:03:51,813 I'll get you milk. 2602 02:03:52,271 --> 02:03:53,896 What was that? 2603 02:03:53,980 --> 02:03:55,105 So sorry, sir. 2604 02:03:55,480 --> 02:03:57,480 I remember… 404. 2605 02:03:57,563 --> 02:04:00,313 This building has only two floors. How can it be 404? 2606 02:04:00,396 --> 02:04:01,771 Think carefully. Think. 2607 02:04:01,855 --> 02:04:04,230 - Think, Vidya. Think. - Think. 2608 02:04:04,396 --> 02:04:06,688 Don't think so hard. We're not launching a rocket. 2609 02:04:06,771 --> 02:04:07,605 It's… 2610 02:04:08,896 --> 02:04:10,521 20… 2611 02:04:10,605 --> 02:04:11,855 - 20…2! - 202… 2612 02:04:11,938 --> 02:04:12,855 Wait… 2613 02:04:12,938 --> 02:04:13,813 Is it wrong again? 2614 02:04:13,896 --> 02:04:15,188 No, it's 202. 2615 02:04:15,271 --> 02:04:17,188 I am getting confused in my own building. 2616 02:04:17,271 --> 02:04:18,146 202. 2617 02:04:23,438 --> 02:04:24,730 Hurry up. 2618 02:04:24,896 --> 02:04:26,855 This is wrong. This is wrong. Take your hands off. 2619 02:04:26,938 --> 02:04:27,980 Turn on the lights. 2620 02:04:28,355 --> 02:04:29,355 Where are you going? 2621 02:04:29,438 --> 02:04:31,271 - Let go. Let go. - Don't go. 2622 02:04:31,355 --> 02:04:33,855 - It's a handmade shawl. Let go. - What are you doing? 2623 02:04:34,188 --> 02:04:35,021 Vicky. 2624 02:04:35,313 --> 02:04:36,271 Where were you? 2625 02:04:36,355 --> 02:04:37,730 We've been looking for you. Did you find Swati? 2626 02:04:37,813 --> 02:04:39,313 - I didn't find her. - Isn't she in 202? 2627 02:04:39,396 --> 02:04:40,605 They grabbed my shawl. 2628 02:04:40,688 --> 02:04:41,771 Their emotions are in overdrive. 2629 02:04:41,855 --> 02:04:43,938 I've never seen so many first nights in a single night. 2630 02:04:44,021 --> 02:04:45,771 - Try 205… - 205… 2631 02:04:45,855 --> 02:04:48,021 - No, try 207… - Stick to anyone. 2632 02:04:48,105 --> 02:04:50,563 Didn't you write down all the names and room numbers on a paper? 2633 02:04:50,646 --> 02:04:52,230 - Yes, I did. - Do you have such a list like that? 2634 02:04:52,313 --> 02:04:53,938 It's kept downstairs. 2635 02:04:54,021 --> 02:04:55,105 Why didn't you say that? 2636 02:05:03,313 --> 02:05:04,146 Hey… 2637 02:05:05,146 --> 02:05:07,980 Hey! 2638 02:05:09,980 --> 02:05:10,855 {\an8}Was it yours? 2639 02:05:10,938 --> 02:05:12,271 It is mine. 2640 02:05:14,938 --> 02:05:16,938 It's completely soaked. 2641 02:05:17,271 --> 02:05:18,230 Did you find it, sir? 2642 02:05:18,313 --> 02:05:20,688 - I did but it's wet. - Soaked? 2643 02:05:20,896 --> 02:05:22,313 - Swati. - Swati's right here, 2644 02:05:22,396 --> 02:05:23,646 but the room number is not here 2645 02:05:26,563 --> 02:05:27,646 - Wait a minute. - What? 2646 02:05:30,063 --> 02:05:31,271 Habibi. 2647 02:05:31,855 --> 02:05:34,605 You are amazing, Sajjan. I've got all the videos. 2648 02:05:34,688 --> 02:05:36,396 Indian, American, Italian. 2649 02:05:36,480 --> 02:05:38,896 My daughter's video is on it. I want that hard disc back. 2650 02:05:38,980 --> 02:05:41,480 There are no relations in our business. 2651 02:05:41,771 --> 02:05:43,855 No one outside India knows she's your daughter. 2652 02:05:43,938 --> 02:05:44,896 Sheikh! 2653 02:05:47,855 --> 02:05:49,480 Half a million extra for your daughter. 2654 02:05:49,563 --> 02:05:50,480 - Come on. - Stop, Sheikh. 2655 02:05:51,146 --> 02:05:52,355 You are crossing your limit. 2656 02:05:52,438 --> 02:05:53,355 Sheikh, stop. 2657 02:05:54,396 --> 02:05:55,313 Sheikh… 2658 02:06:00,271 --> 02:06:02,063 Vicky, catch him. 2659 02:06:02,855 --> 02:06:03,688 Wait here. 2660 02:06:03,855 --> 02:06:04,688 Yes. 2661 02:06:05,938 --> 02:06:06,938 Wait up. 2662 02:06:07,021 --> 02:06:08,938 - Let me go. - Catch that Sheikh. 2663 02:06:09,021 --> 02:06:09,855 Let me go. 2664 02:06:09,938 --> 02:06:11,271 - Where are you going? - Bloody Pardesi, let me go. 2665 02:06:11,355 --> 02:06:12,188 Stop! 2666 02:06:23,438 --> 02:06:24,355 Where will you go now? 2667 02:06:24,563 --> 02:06:26,855 Vicky, snatch it from him. 2668 02:06:27,521 --> 02:06:28,396 Snatch it. 2669 02:06:29,063 --> 02:06:29,896 Give it. 2670 02:06:30,271 --> 02:06:31,896 - No. - Grab it. 2671 02:06:32,188 --> 02:06:33,188 Snatch it, Vicky. 2672 02:06:33,730 --> 02:06:34,688 - Grab it. - Give it. 2673 02:06:35,855 --> 02:06:38,146 Bravo, Vicky. Bravo. 2674 02:06:38,480 --> 02:06:40,105 Break it. Break it. 2675 02:06:42,938 --> 02:06:44,105 But, what's on it? 2676 02:06:44,396 --> 02:06:47,188 This is no time for discussion. Just break it. Throw it away. 2677 02:06:47,271 --> 02:06:49,688 But what was he running off with? We must see it once. 2678 02:06:49,771 --> 02:06:51,813 This is not the time to talk. Just break it. Throw it away. 2679 02:06:51,896 --> 02:06:53,563 We had a tough time apprehending him. 2680 02:06:54,188 --> 02:06:56,230 - We all deserve to know. - Yes. 2681 02:06:56,313 --> 02:06:58,688 - Yes. - This thing he was running off with. 2682 02:06:58,771 --> 02:06:59,855 - Yes… - Vicky, 2683 02:06:59,938 --> 02:07:01,021 are you out of your mind? 2684 02:07:01,355 --> 02:07:03,521 Give it to me. Give it to me, Vicky. 2685 02:07:03,855 --> 02:07:04,730 Give it to me. 2686 02:07:05,063 --> 02:07:05,938 Let go. 2687 02:07:07,271 --> 02:07:08,855 Hey! 2688 02:07:13,771 --> 02:07:14,688 Vicky? 2689 02:07:16,105 --> 02:07:17,771 I may be a henna artist 2690 02:07:19,646 --> 02:07:21,188 but don't take me for a coward. 2691 02:07:22,105 --> 02:07:22,980 Hey! 2692 02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:25,438 Grab it from him. 2693 02:07:27,438 --> 02:07:28,355 Pardesi! 2694 02:07:49,730 --> 02:07:50,646 Pardesi? 2695 02:07:51,188 --> 02:07:52,063 Where are you going? 2696 02:07:52,146 --> 02:07:53,021 Stop, Pardesi! 2697 02:07:53,938 --> 02:07:54,938 Stop it, Pardesi. 2698 02:07:55,396 --> 02:07:56,688 Stop, Pardesi. 2699 02:07:56,771 --> 02:07:58,563 Let me go. Leave… 2700 02:07:58,646 --> 02:07:59,605 Stop it, Pardesi. 2701 02:07:59,980 --> 02:08:00,855 Pardesi! 2702 02:08:01,021 --> 02:08:02,480 Don't play it, Pardesi. 2703 02:08:02,771 --> 02:08:03,771 Pardesi. 2704 02:08:03,980 --> 02:08:05,271 Don't play it. 2705 02:08:05,771 --> 02:08:07,021 It's definitely going to play. 2706 02:08:07,896 --> 02:08:10,313 And without any breaks. 2707 02:08:10,855 --> 02:08:11,813 Pardesi. 2708 02:08:24,438 --> 02:08:25,563 Don't be scared, Dad. 2709 02:08:27,563 --> 02:08:29,105 Your daughter is safe from you. 2710 02:08:33,396 --> 02:08:35,480 We saved your daughter Swati. 2711 02:08:35,980 --> 02:08:37,646 But even I am someone's daughter. 2712 02:08:37,855 --> 02:08:39,938 So is Pooja, Manju, Rita, Sunita. 2713 02:08:40,021 --> 02:08:42,063 They are someone's daughter or sister. 2714 02:08:42,355 --> 02:08:43,230 Aren't they? 2715 02:08:46,563 --> 02:08:48,313 You dare make videos of us. 2716 02:08:49,021 --> 02:08:50,521 Your family's reputation matters, 2717 02:08:50,646 --> 02:08:52,563 but our reputation is business. 2718 02:08:52,980 --> 02:08:54,188 Habibi, 2719 02:08:55,271 --> 02:08:56,563 I don't like this boy. 2720 02:08:57,230 --> 02:08:59,480 He ruined my time and money. 2721 02:09:03,896 --> 02:09:06,021 The other Sheikh would have said this. 2722 02:09:06,271 --> 02:09:07,146 But not me. 2723 02:09:07,896 --> 02:09:11,188 The law doesn't turn a blind eye to what is wrong. 2724 02:09:11,730 --> 02:09:13,521 Shame on you, Sajjan. Shame on you. 2725 02:09:13,605 --> 02:09:15,146 - Please, Mom. - Don't touch me. 2726 02:09:15,688 --> 02:09:19,896 You don't care about women, you use them for business. 2727 02:09:19,980 --> 02:09:23,896 Then make a video of me and make a fortune. 2728 02:09:24,188 --> 02:09:26,230 I could never imagine 2729 02:09:26,396 --> 02:09:28,480 you would stoop so low. 2730 02:09:28,771 --> 02:09:30,021 If it's money you want, 2731 02:09:30,105 --> 02:09:31,646 then make a video of me. 2732 02:09:32,063 --> 02:09:34,480 Go on, make a video of all of us. 2733 02:09:34,563 --> 02:09:36,063 - Me too. - Me too. 2734 02:09:36,146 --> 02:09:38,063 - Me too. - Me too. 2735 02:09:38,146 --> 02:09:41,063 - Me too. - Me too. 2736 02:09:41,271 --> 02:09:43,063 Make the video, Dad. 2737 02:09:43,438 --> 02:09:46,646 - Me too! Me too! - Me too! Me too! 2738 02:09:46,730 --> 02:09:48,813 - Me too! - Stop it. 2739 02:09:48,896 --> 02:09:50,813 - Me too. - Stop! 2740 02:09:52,021 --> 02:09:52,980 Forgive me. 2741 02:09:54,105 --> 02:09:55,146 Forgive me. 2742 02:09:56,938 --> 02:09:58,105 Forgive you? 2743 02:09:59,146 --> 02:09:59,980 Forgive you? 2744 02:10:00,313 --> 02:10:02,771 Do people like you use sorry to justify your actions? 2745 02:10:03,896 --> 02:10:06,938 We middle-class people value our reputation. 2746 02:10:07,730 --> 02:10:10,855 And cheap people like you take advantage of it. 2747 02:10:13,896 --> 02:10:15,105 Sometimes in life… 2748 02:10:15,521 --> 02:10:18,063 we make decisions for the sake of fun, 2749 02:10:19,230 --> 02:10:20,605 which one might regret in the future. 2750 02:10:21,855 --> 02:10:23,313 And for these decisions, 2751 02:10:23,521 --> 02:10:26,855 we are blackmailed by friends, boyfriends, bosses, and more. 2752 02:10:28,146 --> 02:10:31,230 And we stay quiet to save our reputation. 2753 02:10:33,813 --> 02:10:34,771 Did you hear, Vidya? 2754 02:10:35,688 --> 02:10:37,896 Mr. Sharma's daughter eloped with someone. 2755 02:10:38,855 --> 02:10:40,105 Chaubey's son is an alcoholic. 2756 02:10:40,813 --> 02:10:42,855 And Sunita got divorced. 2757 02:10:43,396 --> 02:10:47,063 Everyone's keen to know what's happening in other's life! 2758 02:10:48,980 --> 02:10:52,771 Imagine how low we can stoop to see someone's private video. 2759 02:10:54,646 --> 02:10:56,646 Without knowing what those people 2760 02:10:57,605 --> 02:10:59,271 would be going through. 2761 02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,521 Vidya, what we did wasn't a mistake. 2762 02:11:06,146 --> 02:11:07,771 It wasn't a mistake, we were careless. 2763 02:11:09,146 --> 02:11:10,271 But what he did was… 2764 02:11:10,980 --> 02:11:12,188 downright cheap. 2765 02:11:13,646 --> 02:11:14,730 So why should we get punished? 2766 02:11:15,688 --> 02:11:17,563 Why should we suffer, Vidya? 2767 02:11:18,730 --> 02:11:20,021 He's the one who should suffer, 2768 02:11:21,021 --> 02:11:22,313 and people like him. 2769 02:11:26,605 --> 02:11:28,438 But… 2770 02:11:29,105 --> 02:11:30,771 there are people in this world, 2771 02:11:31,063 --> 02:11:33,855 who commit suicide thinking 2772 02:11:34,855 --> 02:11:35,980 about other's opinions. 2773 02:11:37,813 --> 02:11:39,480 Without thinking about what's going to happen 2774 02:11:40,771 --> 02:11:42,021 to their parents after them. 2775 02:11:43,230 --> 02:11:44,521 What's going to happen to their family? 2776 02:11:46,146 --> 02:11:47,146 Poor souls die on the inside. 2777 02:11:53,771 --> 02:11:55,105 We were on the same path. 2778 02:11:57,771 --> 02:12:00,896 But we showed courage and got out. 2779 02:12:02,688 --> 02:12:07,063 But maybe in the future someone else might not. 2780 02:12:09,105 --> 02:12:10,438 Another thing, Sajjan. 2781 02:12:10,813 --> 02:12:13,271 Two things make a person rich or poor. 2782 02:12:14,063 --> 02:12:15,980 Respect and wealth. 2783 02:12:16,730 --> 02:12:19,646 And you're a pauper who only has wealth. 2784 02:12:22,688 --> 02:12:26,521 We're known for waging wars for a woman's honor? 2785 02:12:27,521 --> 02:12:28,521 And did you really think, 2786 02:12:29,396 --> 02:12:32,313 you'll be unscathed after toying with so many female's honor. 2787 02:12:33,438 --> 02:12:34,771 How much money do you want? 2788 02:12:34,855 --> 02:12:36,438 How much? 2789 02:12:38,730 --> 02:12:39,646 I… 2790 02:12:43,271 --> 02:12:44,146 Take him away. 2791 02:12:45,021 --> 02:12:45,938 Shukla. 2792 02:13:10,646 --> 02:13:13,105 Has your faith in the law been restored? 2793 02:13:14,313 --> 02:13:15,313 Should we get married? 2794 02:13:18,646 --> 02:13:19,688 Let's fall in love. 2795 02:13:29,146 --> 02:13:31,105 {\an8}That Mukesh is still a pain in our necks. 2796 02:13:31,188 --> 02:13:35,105 We searched all over Rishikesh, but I wonder where our Goa CD is. 2797 02:13:35,188 --> 02:13:38,438 Baba Sehgal, Devang Patel, and Falguni Pathak, all got their CDs, 2798 02:13:38,521 --> 02:13:40,105 but we can't find ours. 2799 02:13:40,730 --> 02:13:42,521 Only Mother Goddess can save us now. 2800 02:13:42,771 --> 02:13:43,646 Wait a second. 2801 02:13:44,938 --> 02:13:46,021 What happened, Chanda? You got your salary. 2802 02:13:46,105 --> 02:13:46,938 Where are you going now? 2803 02:13:47,021 --> 02:13:48,396 It's not about the money. 2804 02:13:48,563 --> 02:13:50,230 I cannot handle the old man anymore. 2805 02:13:54,271 --> 02:13:56,063 Massages were fine, but yesterday he was asking me 2806 02:13:56,146 --> 02:13:57,146 to rub soap on his back. 2807 02:13:57,521 --> 02:13:58,771 So what? There's no harm in that. 2808 02:13:58,855 --> 02:14:00,396 What if tomorrow he demands something else? 2809 02:14:00,688 --> 02:14:03,230 "Sad songs of Mukesh." 2810 02:14:04,355 --> 02:14:05,938 - Vicky, Mukesh… - Okay-- 2811 02:14:06,980 --> 02:14:07,855 Mukesh? 2812 02:14:09,521 --> 02:14:10,480 Gopal, wait. 2813 02:14:11,480 --> 02:14:12,355 Gopal. 2814 02:14:15,896 --> 02:14:17,063 Grandpa, CD. 2815 02:14:17,146 --> 02:14:18,146 Gopal! 2816 02:14:34,021 --> 02:14:34,896 {\an8}SAD SONGS OF MUKESH 2817 02:14:36,271 --> 02:14:38,646 I won’t stop, even if they give me the house. 2818 02:14:39,063 --> 02:14:39,980 Let's go. 2819 02:14:42,521 --> 02:14:44,938 {\an8}SEE YOU AGAIN 2820 02:14:45,021 --> 02:14:46,605 {\an8}- Stop the truck. - Stop the truck! 2821 02:14:50,021 --> 02:14:50,855 Hey!