1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:03,770 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:07,207 [Eddie] Everybody knows I have a history. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,244 Everybody knows about my addictions. 4 00:00:10,309 --> 00:00:13,013 I've found a new addiction. 5 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:14,447 That addiction 6 00:00:15,848 --> 00:00:17,183 is respect. 7 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:21,255 I am the new and improved Eddie Guerrero. 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:25,558 I'm nothing about lying, cheating, or stealing anymore. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,061 [Michael] Eddie just stole the victory away from Batista. 10 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,964 Yes, Eddie, I believe every word you say. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,667 [Tazz] I think Batista sees right through Eddie Guerrero. 12 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,803 [Michael] And Eddie Guerrero with a shot to the back. 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,338 Eddie getting rid of the evidence. 14 00:00:38,437 --> 00:00:39,573 I didn't hit you on purpose. 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,674 [Batista] I'll tell you what, Eddie. 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,277 -I wanna believe you changed. -[Michael] Is Batista buying this? 17 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,211 [Eddie] There is no more hate left in me. 18 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,080 -[Batista] If you're lying to me-- -[Eddie] I just wanna be your friend. 19 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,851 -[Tazz] Uh-oh, thumbs up. -[Batista] If you stab me in the back… 20 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,818 -[Tazz] Thumbs down. -[Eddie] I'm gonna hurt you. 21 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:54,588 [Eddie] I wouldn't expect anything less. 22 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,089 [Michael] Eddie may have just sucked Batista in. 23 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,525 [music fades] 24 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,329 [eerie music playing] 25 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,462 [thunder rumbling] 26 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,672 [Randy] Undertaker, you opened up this casket yourself. 27 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,107 You saw into your future. 28 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:17,544 [Undertaker] Randy Orton, so you want to play games. 29 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,447 [Randy] I saw the look in your eyes, Undertaker. 30 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,716 And that look was fear. 31 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:26,453 [Undertaker] And you call yourself a Legend Killer. 32 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,488 [Randy] I killed you physically. 33 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:30,691 I beat you mentally. 34 00:01:30,756 --> 00:01:34,527 [Undertaker] But you can't kill what's already dead. 35 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,931 [Randy] Your legacy will be buried forever. 36 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:42,301 [Undertaker] Tonight, you and your father will be put in your final resting place. 37 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,905 [Randy] My father and I are gonna beat you down. 38 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:46,573 Put you in that casket. 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,642 [Undertaker] Look into the eyes of the dead man 40 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:53,413 and you will see no remorse, no escape, no mercy. 41 00:01:53,512 --> 00:01:55,548 Tonight another legend dies. 42 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,086 [Undertaker] Prepare your soul for eternal damnation 43 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,487 and to rest… 44 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,488 [Tazz] Be careful who you try to play games with. 45 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,259 -[Undertaker] …in peace. -[bell tolling] 46 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,895 [bell tolling] 47 00:02:16,602 --> 00:02:19,439 [announcer] And now, SmackDown presents 48 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,309 WWE No Mercy. 49 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,678 ["No Mercy" playing] 50 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,314 ♪ No mercy ♪ 51 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,182 [explosions] 52 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:31,885 ♪ No mercy on your soul ♪ 53 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,922 ♪ No mercy ♪ 54 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:41,128 ♪ I'll have no mercy on your soul ♪ 55 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,096 ♪ No mercy ♪ 56 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,366 [Michael] Houston, Texas, and sports entertainment 57 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,201 are synonymous with one another. 58 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:51,138 Some of the sports' greatest moments and its greatest legends 59 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:52,873 have occurred and performed here. 60 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:57,411 And tonight, you are looking live at Houston Toyota Center. 61 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,412 Welcome to No Mercy. 62 00:02:59,478 --> 00:03:02,715 I'm Michael Cole alongside Tazz at ringside. 63 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:07,688 And, Tazz, are you ready for more memories to be performed here tonight? 64 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,055 Oh, you're not kidding, baby. 65 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,224 I'm just glad we're gonna be a part of this, baby. 66 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,859 No Mercy will be off the charts, trust me. 67 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,963 And also here are our Spanish colleagues, Hugo Savinovich, Carlos Cabrera. 68 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,432 -Hello, guys. -Good evening, Michael. 69 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:21,067 [speaking Spanish] 70 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:29,409 [speaking Spanish] 71 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,146 [song concludes] 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,847 [speaking Spanish] 73 00:03:34,947 --> 00:03:36,283 ["Paparazzi" playing] 74 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,452 [Michael] Ready for a little bit of Hollywood here 75 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:39,920 at Houston, Texas tonight? 76 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:42,322 [Tazz] Oh, a little paparazzi, red carpet. 77 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,691 No doubt about it. MNM is in the house. 78 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:46,593 [bell ringing] 79 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:50,429 [announcer] The following contest is a six-person Tag Team match 80 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,432 scheduled for one fall. 81 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:56,203 Making their way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, 82 00:03:56,335 --> 00:04:01,607 Mercury, Nitro, and Melina, MNM. 83 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,111 [Michael] Well, ever since MNM lost the Tag Team titles 84 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,012 to Legion of Doom back in July at The Great American Bash, 85 00:04:07,079 --> 00:04:10,049 they have been hell-bent on winning the Tag Team gold back. 86 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,917 Tonight a six-person Tag Team matchup, 87 00:04:11,984 --> 00:04:14,488 -but I know you love this, partner. -[Tazz] Oh, it's the greatest. 88 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,522 Tell you what, what a way to kick off No Mercy 89 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,291 with the greatest entrance in the history of the game. 90 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:21,527 Look at the lovely Melina, Cole. Check this out. 91 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:25,198 Folks, if you never saw this, you're in for something nice. Watch this. 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,335 Watch the flexibility here and the athletic ability, Cole, by Melina. 93 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,870 Well, what does that say on her T-shirt? 94 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,839 -What does that say? -[Tazz] Something B-- what? 95 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:36,743 -[Michael] What does that say? Miss-- -Miss-- uh, well, Miss something. 96 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,712 -[Tazz] Whoa! -[Michael] It starts with a B. 97 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,582 [Michael] She is held back on being SmackDown's dominant diva, you know. 98 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,985 [Tazz] As long as she keeps doing those splits like that, 99 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,286 she's dominant in my mind. 100 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,955 [Michael] Again, this is set for the six-person Tag Team matchup. 101 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,657 MNM set to take on LOD and Christy Hemme. 102 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:55,495 I'll tell you, Melina, Mercury and Nitro, really making a statement 103 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:58,664 just two nights ago on Friday Night SmackDown, 104 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:02,736 interfering in Legion of Doom's matchup versus William Regal and Paul Burchill. 105 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,938 Christy Hemme calling for the Doomsday Device 106 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,808 and watch from out of nowhere, here comes Melina. 107 00:05:07,873 --> 00:05:10,243 [Tazz] Yeah, no doubt about it. Christy Hemme landed hard 108 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,313 and was shocked. Christy Hemme was-- Melina was just all over 109 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:17,217 and now MNM, it just didn't-- the LOD had no idea this was going down 110 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,852 and just clipped the knee of Animal, 111 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,421 but this-- the big picture as what happens now. 112 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,424 Melina calls for the snapshot and watch this. 113 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,662 Totally uncalled for, totally not cool at all. 114 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,265 Mercury and Nitro snapshotted-- 115 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,901 snapshotted Christy Hemme. 116 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,437 We got to wonder the condition of Christy Hemme, Cole. 117 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,705 [Michael] That's gonna be a great question 118 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,207 as we get set for this six-person Tag Team matchup. 119 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,609 [music ends] 120 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,611 [recording of Road Warrior Hawk's growl playing] 121 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,313 [crowd cheering, growling] 122 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,414 ["Walk Idiot Walk" playing] 123 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,918 [announcer] And making their way to the ring, Christy Hemme 124 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:55,755 and the WWE Tag Team Champions, 125 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,892 Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich. 126 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,662 [Michael] And of course the voice you heard, that of the late great Hawk, 127 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,431 Road Warrior Animal's partner for some 20 years 128 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,801 -and the LOD have dedicated… -[Tazz] [growling] What a rush. I love it. 129 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,972 [Michael] …their WWE Tag Team Championship reign 130 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:15,942 -to the memory of Road Warrior Hawk. -[Tazz] Yeah, absolutely, Cole. 131 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:19,746 And you know, I'm trying to see if Christy Hemme's hurt 132 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,181 and if her neck-- if she showing any signs of it, 133 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:25,085 but, you know, rumor has it, Cole, I talked to some people backstage 134 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:26,953 and that Christy didn't wanna wear-- a neck-- 135 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,089 -a neck collar out here tonight. -[Michael] Really? 136 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,424 [Tazz] That's what I heard, man. And, you know, a lot of times an athlete, 137 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,494 she'll-- she or he or she will hide the fact that they're injured. 138 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,930 They'll rely on their adrenalin to come out here, 139 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,597 raise that ball, raise the game. 140 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,667 It's a big stage, No Mercy pay-per-view. 141 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,436 But you got to wonder, internally what's going on with the neck 142 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,138 after that snapshot of Christy Hemme. 143 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,774 [Michael] Oh, look at this, strategy being talked over by MNM 144 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,810 and Heidenreich gonna bring in Nitro the hard way. 145 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,445 -And I believe this matchup is underway. -[bell ringing] 146 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,813 [Tazz] Those fur coat's a lot of money. 147 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,751 Now, don't rip those things up in the 100% humidity here in Houston. 148 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,885 [Michael] Road Warrior Animal that shoulder taped up 149 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,054 after the attack by MNM 150 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,022 just two nights ago on Friday Night SmackDown. 151 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,524 [Tazz] It's not just from two nights ago, Cole. 152 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,027 Animal, the past couple of weeks, some sort of accumulation 153 00:07:07,092 --> 00:07:08,762 of attacks by MNM on that shoulder, 154 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,298 that rotator cuff area of Road Warrior Animal. 155 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,366 It's not just from this past Friday Night SmackDown. 156 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,768 [Michael] And Heidenreich getting off the tag. 157 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:19,072 And I tell you, talking about somebody's been undergoing a metamorphosis. 158 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,241 Heidenreich, a completely different person 159 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,945 ever since he's come into the tutelage of Road Warrior Animal. 160 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,947 [Tazz] Heavy-duty three-point stance. Look at this. 161 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,215 [Michael] Here's the cover, hook of the leg and a kick out. 162 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,116 -Oh, nice try. -[Tazz] What a clothesline, 163 00:07:31,183 --> 00:07:33,652 I mean, Nitro was flipped upside down, inside out. 164 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,556 Here comes Animal. Now, Animal-- remember Animal is the legal man. 165 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,125 He got tagged in by Heidenreich. 166 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,394 [Michael] Nitro whipped on the ropes. Here is the double team. 167 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,631 High elbows by the Tag Team Champions, the Legion of Doom. 168 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,232 [crowd chanting] LOD! LOD! LOD! 169 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,534 [Tazz] There goes LOD chants here at Houston. 170 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:52,572 First time we've ever had a pay-per-view here at the Toyota Center 171 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,340 in Houston, Texas. 172 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,775 [Michael] And Road Warrior Animal firing up the SmackDown 173 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:59,044 and WWE fans as well. 174 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,448 Big time score to settle here with Nitro and Mercury. 175 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:03,082 -[screams in pain] -[Tazz] Oh, my God, that shoulder, 176 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,383 right into that shoulder, Cole. 177 00:08:04,616 --> 00:08:06,019 [Michael] And this is where MNM is so dangerous, 178 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,054 when they can pick a part the injury of the opponent. 179 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,322 And there's the double team, 180 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,524 driving Animal straight into the turnbuckle. 181 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,859 Unfortunately, Animal came into this match here, 182 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:16,096 well-- look at these kicks right to the shoulder. 183 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,530 Animal came into this match with a big target on his body, 184 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:21,467 but he had to probably wrap that shoulder up because it's hurting so much. 185 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,269 [Tazz] And driving Animal into the turnbuckle. 186 00:08:23,335 --> 00:08:24,738 This will take the power game 187 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:25,938 out of Animal's repertoire 188 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,607 -with an injured shoulder. -[Melina] Just like that. 189 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,907 [Tazz] Now, we'll see if Animal can-- 190 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,544 -Oh, my God those knee-high sidekicks… -[Melina shrieking] 191 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,746 …again right to that-- oh, that's nasty. 192 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,482 -[Michael] You know, MNM saw… -[Tazz] Listen. Listen. 193 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,417 [Michael] …that taped shoulder like you said and-- 194 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:40,553 [Tazz] Look, watch, watch. Oh, you could hear that thud, Cole. 195 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,423 [Michael] And there's a cheap shot to Heidenreich on the apron. 196 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,792 [Tazz] Well, this guy is a lowlife, this Mercury, he'll punch-- 197 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,861 oh, you got to be careful. He might take a swing on Hemme. 198 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,562 You never know. And look at this. 199 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,264 [Michael] Going for the snapshot, connecting, 200 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,400 -a snapshot directly on the shoulder. -[Tazz] This could be it, Cole. 201 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,733 -This could be it, man. -[Melina screeching] 202 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,870 -Get in the ring, man. -[Michael] Into the cover goes Mercury. 203 00:08:56,935 --> 00:08:57,837 [Tazz] This could be it. 204 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,439 -[Michael] Whoa. -[Tazz] The hell's going on? Nitro… 205 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,573 -Get out-- -…across the ring, 206 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:01,775 knocking Heidenreich out of the ring. 207 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,675 And here's the cover, hook of the leg. 208 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:04,911 Can Animal do it and he does, 209 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,146 -at a count of two. -[Melina screeching] 210 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,281 [Michael] Mercury thought he had him off the snapshot. 211 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,717 -[overlapping chatter] -[Tazz] I'll tell you what, it almost-- 212 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:11,818 [indistinct shouting] 213 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,454 [Tazz] You got to wonder here-- you got to wonder here, if you're not-- 214 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:18,358 well, you got to figure out how strong and tough is Animal, Road Warrior Animal, 215 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,261 that he was able to kick out off a snapshot with an injured shoulder. 216 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,597 [Michael] Here, the double team again by the former Tag Team champions, MNM. 217 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,367 And for MNM, even though this is a six-person matchup, 218 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,069 -it is still huge for MNM… -[Melina screams] 219 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,670 …to try to get a victory the Tag Team champions. 220 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,771 [crowd chanting] LOD! LOD! 221 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,240 -[counts] -[Tazz] The 12th man here in Houston, 222 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,675 those LOD chants 223 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,179 from these great Houston WWE fans all behind the LOD. 224 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,646 [Michael] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, and look at this, 225 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,882 oh, and there's that lowlife, as you called him, 226 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,952 Mercury driving that shoulder across the top rope. 227 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,322 Here's the cover, count of two and again Animal gets the shoulder out. 228 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,757 [Tazz] Melina's getting all fired up on the outside. 229 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,427 I like it when she gets real feisty like that. 230 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,161 -[screams in pain] -Working on that arm, 231 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,262 on the bad shoulder of Animal. 232 00:09:57,329 --> 00:09:59,699 [Michael] Animal, of course, we're here at Houston, Texas tonight, Tazz, 233 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,568 a city that is-- that is rich 234 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,269 -in wrestling tradition. -[Tazz] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 235 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,072 And look at Melina, even Melina getting involved here. 236 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,708 I'll tell you what, hey, Melina, you could put that hold on me if you want. 237 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,510 I love the old headscissors on the rope in the middle. 238 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,877 -I like that. [laughs] -[Michael] You would. 239 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,481 -And Animal-- look at the-- -[Tazz] Oh, she's got a-- 240 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,348 [Michael] …that vicious smile on the face of Melina. 241 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,718 -[Tazz] What a cute smile. -[Michael] I'm not gonna call it cute. 242 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,487 -She's mean and nasty. -[Tazz] To the rib. 243 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,454 -[Michael] Tag made to Mercury. -[Tazz] Look at that. 244 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,757 [Michael] Melina got all upset at Christy a couple of weeks ago, 245 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,760 oh, everything, including a broken nail. 246 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,562 [groans] 247 00:10:29,728 --> 00:10:31,264 -And look at Mercury. -[Tazz] I'm sure the manicure 248 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,665 has cost a lot of money that Melina gets, you know what I mean? 249 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:37,002 [Michael] Well, they are in the VIP list, the hot celebrity list in LA, Hollywood. 250 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,438 [Tazz] Something you'll never have. 251 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,206 Now look at this, look at the smile on Melina. 252 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,574 She's so proud of her boys. 253 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,276 Now, Mercury has got that armbar [indistinct] 254 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,712 -[Heidenreich stomping] -The armbar on Animal, 255 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,579 putting all that pressure on that shoulder. 256 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,747 [crowd] [chanting to stomps] LOD! 257 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:52,385 [Michael] Heidenreich in the corner trying to rile up these SmackDown fans. 258 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,587 Come on! 259 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,423 And look at Mercury continues to work on the shoulder 260 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,459 and the neckbreaker to the Road Warrior Animal, 261 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,996 -who is in all kinds of trouble. -[Tazz] Uh-oh, this might be it, Cole. 262 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,731 -He got that snapshot earlier. -[Michael] Here's the cover, 263 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,065 shoulders down, kick out again by Animal. 264 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:09,202 And talk about the resilience of the Road Warrior. 265 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,538 [Tazz] Heidenreich knows, he needs to get in that ring. 266 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,507 Animal is got to try and tag him here, tag Heidenreich in. 267 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,809 -[Michael] Uh-oh. -[Tazz] Watch Mercury, watch Mercury. 268 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,179 -Caught in midair. -[Michael] Bummed shoulder and all, 269 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,915 a scoop slam, Animal can make a tag here. 270 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:26,218 Oh, then he rolls into the cover, shoulders are down, there's two, 271 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,121 and it's Nitro breaking up the three count, 272 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,223 and Heidenreich into the ring with the right hand of his own. 273 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,991 [Tazz] Yeah, I think Heidenreich has had enough, 274 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,425 throwing some combinations. Uh-oh. 275 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:37,564 Whoa, up over the top goes Heidenreich, Nitro in pursuit. 276 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,598 Animal is still legal. 277 00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:41,834 Legal. Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, nobody home. 278 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,803 Nitro caught himself on the barricade. 279 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,206 [Michael] Broke a hand or a wrist there, Nitro. 280 00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:49,141 Mercury going for the neckbreaker or actually he was going for the snapshot, 281 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,245 but nobody was home, face-first into the second turnbuckle. 282 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,079 And Melina tagged herself in. 283 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,747 [Tazz] What the hell? Is she crazy, Animal, 284 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:56,915 remember, Animal is still legal. 285 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,185 -And Melina is going up to the top rope. -[Michael] Slip, slip. 286 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,653 [screams] 287 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,356 And Melina caught in midair. Whoa, whoa, what the hell. 288 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,858 Hey, now. Oh, my. Okay. 289 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,728 Christy Hemme is itching to get in, Cole. 290 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,799 -And here comes Christy. -[Michael laughs] 291 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,901 [Tazz] Batten down the proverbial hatches. 292 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,935 And Christy wants some of Melina. 293 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,339 -Big clothesline. Taking Melina out. -[crowd cheering] 294 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,076 [laughs] Christy Hemme is a spitfire. 295 00:12:23,141 --> 00:12:24,911 [Michael] Christy is all fired up. 296 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,847 [Tazz] Well, what the heck, get on her. 297 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,819 Here's the reversal, Christy whipped across the ring. 298 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,954 A boot to the-- on the chest of Melina. 299 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,589 [Michael] Yeah, pectoral region. 300 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,558 -[Tazz] Christy up top. -[Michael] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 301 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,459 [Tazz] Oh, brings Melina over. 302 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,829 You got to roll. Well, that's the power of my Christy. 303 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,598 -[Michael] What the heck. -[shouts] 304 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,367 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz] Oh! Wait a minute. 305 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,471 Well, Christy got the snapshot Friday, perhaps… 306 00:12:51,536 --> 00:12:53,272 [Michael] She can't do that, Christy, can she? 307 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:54,674 [Tazz] Well, that's what they're calling for, 308 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,541 the Legendary Doomsday Device, 309 00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,377 -with Christy going up to the top rope. -[crowd roaring] 310 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,945 [Michael] I don't believe what I'm seeing here. 311 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,582 -[Tazz] You got to be kidding me. -[Michael] Christy is smiling. 312 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,050 No way, she can't do this. 313 00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,118 Doomsday Device, 314 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,355 -the Doomsday Device by Christy Hemme [crowd cheering] 315 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,357 -to Melina. -[Tazz] What the hell. 316 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,660 -I can't believe this. -[Michael] Here's the cover. 317 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,228 [Tazz] You got to turn the girl, turn her. 318 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,629 -[Michael] Hook of the leg. -[crowd counting] 319 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,933 LOD and Christy Hemme with a huge victory. 320 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,368 [recording of Road Warrior Hawk's growl playing] 321 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,271 ["Walk Idiot Walk" playing] 322 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:30,276 [announcer] Here are your winners, Christy Hemme and the Tag Team Champions, 323 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:34,247 Road Warrior Animal and Heidenreich. 324 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,082 [Michael] At the beginning of tonight's telecast, 325 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,986 we felt a unique atmosphere here tonight for No Mercy, 326 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,256 and what an exciting way to kick off the event, 327 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,793 Christy Hemme delivering the legendary Doomsday Device. 328 00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,462 Do you think that Road Warrior Hawk would be proud? 329 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,897 [Tazz] I think the legendary Road Warrior Hawk 330 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:55,001 is up in the heaven going, "Oh, what a rush!" 331 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,938 Here I am thinking Christy Hemme was the weak link. 332 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,540 What was I thinking? She's the stronger link. 333 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,141 Check this out, look at this. 334 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:07,780 Doomsday Device by Christy Hemme and Road Warrior Animal. 335 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,182 Oh, wow. 336 00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:10,949 I'll tell you, that was a rush. 337 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:15,588 [Michael] The Tag Team Champions and Christy Hemme victorious over MNM. 338 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,925 What a way to kick off No Mercy here tonight. 339 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:23,228 [Tazz] Wow. And now you see Mercury is helping-- 340 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,363 Oh, wait, 341 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,666 helping our Melina out, well, I kind of hope Melina's okay. 342 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,969 [Michael] It couldn't have happened for a better-- to a better person, 343 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,372 -but I would like to see it again. -[Tazz] See what again? 344 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,375 [Michael] Well, Melina being carried out of the arena. 345 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,045 [Tazz] Easy now, it's a family show. Then again, this is not so bad itself, 346 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,848 Christy Hemme and the LOD, way to go Christy. 347 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,382 [laughs] 348 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,151 You can't hurt them. You can't beat them. 349 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,853 The belt is with the LOD. 350 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,357 [Tazz] Oh, here we go. Let's check it out, Melina's-- 351 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,260 -Man! -[Michael] Picture perfect. 352 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,562 [Tazz] Well, no doubt about it, picture perfect. 353 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,466 [Michael] LOD and Christy Hemme, what a victory. 354 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,038 [crowd cheering] 355 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,740 [knocking on door] 356 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:08,808 Yeah. 357 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,245 Hey, look who it is, the number one contender. 358 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,352 I just got one thing to say to you. 359 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,654 Yeah, what's that? 360 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,761 Good luck. 361 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,935 Hey, Eddie. 362 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,607 Good luck to you too, man. 363 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,189 -What's all that mean? -I have no idea. 364 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,589 I mean, again, the question here tonight 365 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,892 is will the real Eddie Guerrero show up here tonight 366 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,295 or will he really have that change of heart? 367 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,198 Well, I'm-- like I said, 368 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,966 you know, couple of weeks ago on Friday Night SmackDown, 369 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,334 I think we're gonna see the new and improved Eddie Guerrero. 370 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,404 -I believe it. I'm buying it. -We're gonna have to wait and see. 371 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,506 World Heavyweight Championship is on the line tonight, 372 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,875 Batista versus Eddie Guerrero here at No Mercy. 373 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,843 And what a way to kick things off 374 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,645 with LOD's victory along with Christy Hemme 375 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:24,349 and there you see the Tag Team Champions entering WWE Instant Access. 376 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,618 This is unique to No Mercy here, 377 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,555 questions and answers with our WWE Superstars exclusively 378 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,324 on WWE.com. 379 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:36,228 And Josh Mathews going to ask the tough questions here tonight. 380 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,197 [Tazz] LOD and Christy Hemme seem pretty happy 381 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,732 and so they should be. 382 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,133 -Instant Access, that's pretty cool. -[Michael] Real cool. 383 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,337 -["Fat Burner" playing] -[Tazz laughs] Fitness guru time. 384 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,872 -[Michael] Hey, you like this guy. -[Tazz] [laughs] Dean Machine! 385 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,108 [Michael] Yeah, but-- well, what the hell is that? 386 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,409 [bell ringing] 387 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,045 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 388 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,314 Making his way to the ring from Clearwater, Florida, 389 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,151 weighing in at 210 pounds, 390 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,819 -Simon Dean. -[Michael] Wait a minute. 391 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,955 I thought he was a fitness guru with the Simon System, 392 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,626 -that's a plate of hamburgers. -[Tazz] A whole plate of them. 393 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,194 [Michael] I'll tell you what, that guy with that plate of hamburgers 394 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,863 is definitely not a fitness guru, that guy. 395 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,532 [Tazz] Well, he needs to be on the Simon System, twice. 396 00:17:13,698 --> 00:17:15,568 [Michael] Well, I'll you what, those burgers look pretty good to me 397 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,136 and I can kind of smell it from here. 398 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:18,436 I got a good sense for beef. 399 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,906 [Tazz] Well, just sit down, relax, we'll eat after the show. 400 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,308 [Michael laughs] 401 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,310 [Tazz] I'll tell you this waiter looks like Bob [indistinct] 402 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,746 -People, my name is Simon Dean. -[Tazz] Looks like Drew Carrey. 403 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,517 [crowd booing] 404 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:39,024 And Simon says that I was shocked recently to read in a men's fitness magazine, 405 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:45,398 that they ranked Houston, Texas, as the fattest city in America. 406 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,332 -[Michael] Well, look at the waiter. -[Tazz] Well, that's true. 407 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,135 I've read that same article, man, that's the truth. 408 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:53,539 I guess it's true, everything is bigger in Texas. 409 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,774 -Well, fatties… -[Michael chuckling] 410 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,444 …what I have here is exhibit A, 411 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,014 20 double cheeseburgers. 412 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,216 Now, don't get me wrong. 413 00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:08,120 I like a good double cheeseburger every now and then. 414 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,755 And these look pretty tasty. 415 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:17,530 And if you ate only one, then you would be okay nutritionally. 416 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:22,868 But it's when gluttonous slobs like all of you… 417 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,070 [crowd booing] 418 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:30,275 …sit and actually eat 20 double cheeseburgers in one sitting 419 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,278 -then you become fat… -[Tazz] What, what? 420 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,946 -…and pathetic. -[Tazz] What was that? 421 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:37,350 And Bobby Lashley, I think you're pathetic. 422 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,454 And I'm so sure that I will defeat you here tonight, 423 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,955 that if I don't, 424 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:48,159 then I'll eat all 20 of those double cheeseburgers 425 00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:49,428 right here tonight. 426 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,863 -[Michael] What? -[Tazz] Oh, he's nuts. [laughs] 427 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,764 [Michael] Well, wait a minute, why all this though? 428 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,134 How can he gain an advantage in this type of matchup 429 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,569 with a plate of hamburgers? 430 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,571 -Why is Simon Dean going through all this? -["Unstoppable" playing] 431 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,206 [announcer] And from Colorado springs, Colorado, 432 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,242 weighing in at 273 pounds, 433 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,812 -Bobby Lashley. -[Michael] It is the pay-per-view debut 434 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,815 for who I like to call the real deal, Bobby Lashley. 435 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,385 [Tazz] Cole, this man, Bobby Lashley is dangerous. 436 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,822 He competed in both boxing and other mix martial arts events. 437 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,960 Telling you, heavy hitter, big time striker with his hands, 438 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,095 and these guys know some vertical suplexes. 439 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,331 [Michael] He's a three-time National Champion, 440 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,666 a four-time All-American, 441 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,466 a two-time Armed Forces Champion 442 00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:31,671 and a silver medal in the Military World Championships 443 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:33,873 -in 2002. -[Tazz] And he definitely has-- 444 00:19:33,938 --> 00:19:35,841 does not have problem with fitness, that I could tell you. 445 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,976 Look at this chin-up. Watch this chin-up he's about to do. 446 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,445 Well, there you go. Well-- 447 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,682 [Michael] He normally does a chin-up and pulls himself into the ring. 448 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,483 [Tazz] Exactly, but he-- you know, he didn't do it. 449 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,153 -We didn't see it, but anyway, let's see. -[bell ringing] 450 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,922 [Michael] So, now Simon Dean complaining at Bobby Lashley 451 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,060 broke his hand a couple of weeks ago, which he did on Friday Night SmackDown. 452 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,195 And look at this, Simon Dean go behind. 453 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,898 I just don't get why Simon Dean brought a plate 454 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,533 -of hamburgers out here. -[Tazz] Uh-oh, oh, my God. 455 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,001 [Michael] Look at the power of Lashley. 456 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,970 -Can you figure it out, Tazz? -[Tazz] Ooh, what a forearm. 457 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,639 -Figure what out? -[Michael] Why Simon Dean brought out 458 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,206 -20 hamburgers here. -[Tazz] I don't know. 459 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,542 I can't-- no, I can't figure it out. 460 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,077 [indistinct] 461 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,212 Was he trying to get to the ropes or get to the hamburgers? 462 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,213 One or the other. 463 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,816 I think he's trying to get to the ropes for survival actually. 464 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:18,751 [Michael] Look at that. Went for a cheap shot. 465 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,186 Bobby Lashley hooked him. 466 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,687 -[Tazz] That double overhook. -[Michael] Wow. 467 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,723 That beautiful front Saito suplex, 468 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,957 we saw him do that on Friday Night SmackDown. 469 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,095 I'm telling you right now, folks, that is a tough throw to do. 470 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,097 [Tazz] Bobby Lashley in his pay-per-view debut 471 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,466 and it's certain that he becomes synonymous with the wrestling legends. 472 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:38,003 There has been a number of them here, of course, the legendary Paul Boesch, 473 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,839 the huge promoter here at Houston over the years. 474 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,475 [Michael] Oh, legendary Houston promoter would've loved Bobby Lashley 475 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:43,809 -back in the day. -[Tazz] No doubt. 476 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,578 -Look at that. -[Michael] Lashley. 477 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,279 [Tazz] Uh-oh, uh-oh what the hell is he doing? 478 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,215 What the hell is this now? We got a match going on. 479 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,884 [Michael] He's throwing hamburgers at the referee. 480 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,284 [Tazz] Oh, no, he's not. 481 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,988 [Michael] Wait a minute, the ref is distracted, he's got that tray, 482 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,857 -he's got the tray… -[crowd groaning] 483 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,457 …off the skull of Lashley, but… 484 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,960 -It didn't work. -[Tazz] Uh-oh. 485 00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:02,695 -[Michael] Oh, my God. Oh, my. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 486 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,996 [Michael] He's never faced-- there's the headbutt. 487 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,201 So Dean used the hamburgers to distract the ref to use the tray 488 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,370 -but to no avail. -[Tazz] Yeah, but-- oh, my-- oh! 489 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,473 [Michael] And Lashley just caught Dean in midair. 490 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,908 Can you believe that? 491 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,777 [Tazz] I've never seen anybody do something like that. 492 00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:19,879 How powerful is Lashley. 493 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,379 [Michael] Bobby Lashley. 494 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,517 [Tazz] He's gonna rip him and break him in two, Cole. 495 00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:27,352 Look at the eyes of this guy, seething at the mouth. 496 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:32,323 [Michael] Simon Dean in a world of trouble, making him think about it. 497 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,059 [Tazz] Lashley could do whatever the hell he wants 498 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,562 -with the fitness guru. -[Michael] Face-first planting Simon Dean, 499 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,398 broken hand and all. 500 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,100 -Here's the cover, -[crowd counting] 501 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,701 -Bobby Lashley victorious… -[bell ringing] 502 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,803 …in his pay-per-view debut. 503 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,237 [Tazz] Wow. 504 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:50,009 [announcer] Here is your winner, Bobby Lashley. 505 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:55,548 [Tazz] Pure power and intensity, Cole, that's what Lashley exemplifies. 506 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,881 I'm telling you, Cole. 507 00:21:56,948 --> 00:22:00,152 I've seen a lot of guys come and go, this guy's for real. 508 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,687 [Michael] Well, you see Lashley pointing to the hamburgers. 509 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,694 Well, you know… [laughs] you heard what Simon Dean said earlier. 510 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,495 Well, you got to wonder 511 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,799 if Lashley is gonna make Simon Dean eat all those burgers here tonight. 512 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:14,899 [Tazz] Well, let's see. 513 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,270 -Well, grabbing him by his head. -[Michael] There's one. 514 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,572 -[Tazz] Yup, yup. -[Michael] There's one. 515 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,475 [Tazz] You think Simon Dean is gonna live up to his promise? 516 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,177 [Michael] I don't think he has much of a choice. 517 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,512 I don't think Lashley's gonna-- 518 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,714 oh, maybe Lashley's letting him off the hook, I don't know. 519 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,282 [Tazz] Well, Lashley was saying there's one. 520 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,251 I believe there's 19 others. 521 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,285 Here's what Simon Dean wanted with the hamburgers, 522 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,120 distracting the referee, and watch this. 523 00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:39,091 [Michael] Yeah, boom, right across the bean, 524 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:42,160 -and look at the look on Lashley's face. -[Tazz] Never face it. 525 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:45,531 Why did you make this guy angry? Oh, my God. 526 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,800 And now watch the power. 527 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:52,871 Look at that, driving the man face-first, sternum-first on the mat, 528 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,274 -the pinfall at the count of three. -[bell ringing] 529 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,243 I'll tell you what, I think he messed his pants up. 530 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,712 -Think he had a little boo boo. -[Michael laughs] 531 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,080 [Tazz] I don't think that's from the-- 532 00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,848 could be from the outside in or the inside out. 533 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,684 Little cocky going on, I don't know. No, Bobby. 534 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:08,888 I'll tell you what. Oh, wait a minute. Here's Bob, big boy. 535 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,456 [laughter] 536 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,291 [Michael] Well, the waiter has got to bring the hamburgers 537 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,994 perhaps to the locker room to make Simon Dean eat all of them. 538 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,294 He made a promise. 539 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:18,664 [Tazz] I'll tell you what, he's gonna put them on the Dean machine or something, 540 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,599 they were all beat up. [laughs] 541 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,501 [Michael] Smells like McDonald's land out here. 542 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,968 [Tazz] I kind of like it. It smells good. 543 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,169 [Michael] Good? 544 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,841 -Ladies and gentlemen. -[clears throat] 545 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,576 Allow me. 546 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,012 Ladies and gentlemen, 547 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:37,049 John "Bradshaw" Layfield. 548 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,250 [crowd chatter] 549 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:42,487 JBL, after the events that took place at WWE Homecoming 550 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,724 and the remarks made by you on WWE.com, 551 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,093 rumors have been circulating that Superstars from Monday Night Raw 552 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,964 might invade here tonight at No Mercy. 553 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,133 -Impossible. -[crowd cheering] 554 00:23:54,198 --> 00:23:57,903 You see, you can't invade something that you have an invitation to. 555 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,974 If HBK and the rest of the B team they call Raw 556 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:06,445 wanna find out how good they are against a wrestling god, 557 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,549 then yum, yum, come get them some, 558 00:24:11,015 --> 00:24:13,718 but I suggest first they watch what I do 559 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,288 to the little tortilla eating jumping bean. 560 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,091 Rey Mysterio has been an underdog his entire life. 561 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:24,029 People love to root for him, but in real life facts are facts 562 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,232 and underdogs simply do not… 563 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:29,768 win. 564 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,173 [crowd cheering] 565 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:37,710 [speaking Spanish] 566 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:51,724 Hey! This is America. 567 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:55,793 I suggest inner tube boy, you speak English. 568 00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:03,802 Okay. Let me put it in words that you will understand, 569 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:07,005 wrestling god. 570 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:11,143 I actually brought a little present for you 571 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:19,051 because after the underdog beats you tonight, 572 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:23,789 I think you're gonna wanna hide your face in shame. 573 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,090 [crowd cheering] 574 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,792 You cocky little punk. 575 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,128 Here, take it. 576 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,364 Take it, you're gonna need it. 577 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,668 Okay, okay. 578 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:40,406 If you don't need it, I know somebody that will. 579 00:25:48,312 --> 00:25:49,915 [Michael] Well, nonetheless, 580 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,818 there's Bobby Lashley heading to WWE Instant Access. 581 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:56,088 If you were questioning Bobby Lashley back here in Instant Access, 582 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,289 what would you ask him? 583 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,857 Is he gonna make Simon Dean eat the hamburgers? 584 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,192 [Tazz] Yeah, I think I'd ask him that. 585 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,194 I'd ask him if there's anybody he thinks could beat him 586 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,229 because I don't know who's gonna beat this guy. 587 00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:05,664 [Michael] Well, I have no clue. 588 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,600 [Tazz] Oh, here's Long, our general manager, our player. 589 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,468 [indistinct conversation] 590 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:11,803 -Welcome to SmackDown. -[Bobby] Thank you. 591 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,138 -[Theodore] All right. -[bell rings] 592 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:17,109 [announcer] The following contest is the Fatal 4-Way match 593 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:22,747 and it is for the WWE United States Championship. 594 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,416 -[""If You Think" playing] -Now, ladies and gentlemen, 595 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:27,553 in this match, all four participants 596 00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:30,254 will be in the ring at the same time. 597 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,725 The first man to score a pinfall or submission 598 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,428 will be the United States Champion. 599 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:41,366 Let me first introduce to you, Sharmell. 600 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,368 [Michael] Well, here is Booker T's lovely wife, 601 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,904 the former Miss Black America, Sharmell, 602 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,740 who's really done wonders for Booker T in recent weeks. 603 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:50,141 We saw Friday Night on SmackDown, 604 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:53,312 she interfered in a matchup helping Booker T beat Orlando Jordan. 605 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,047 [Tazz] Well, Cole, she's wearing a dress tonight. 606 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,014 Sometimes Sharmell wears the pants. 607 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,120 Ladies and gentlemen, 608 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:05,924 let me introduce to you from Houston, Texas… 609 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,327 [crowd cheering] 610 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:13,031 …my man, and the next United States Champion. 611 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:17,269 Get up off of your feet for Booker T. 612 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,338 ["Can You Dig It" playing] 613 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:25,010 [Michael] Well, Booker T definitely has the support of his hometown fans 614 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:28,914 here tonight at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 615 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,483 Sharmell getting everybody up. 616 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,217 ♪ Can you dig it, sucka? ♪ 617 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,720 [Michael] He's the Book man. 618 00:27:36,754 --> 00:27:38,223 -[explosion] -Oh. 619 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:40,859 Booker T, really a remarkable story. 620 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:44,495 He was brought up in the streets of Houston, Texas, in the Fourth Ward, 621 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,866 just a few blocks away from the Toyota Center here at Houston. 622 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,068 He battled through some troubles as a child, 623 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,205 but he's gone on to become one of the greatest sports entertainers 624 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:54,406 that we have ever seen. 625 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:58,877 Multiple-time Tag Team Champion, a five-time WCW champion. 626 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:02,380 [Tazz] And Cole, Booker T is one hell of a role model too, believe me. 627 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,884 I know the Book and I'm lucky enough to know Booker and Sharmell very well 628 00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:09,154 and Booker T is a quality guy, trust me. 629 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,389 [Michael] Hey, you think No Mercy 630 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:13,192 is living up to its name so far here tonight? 631 00:28:13,257 --> 00:28:15,026 [Tazz laughs] I'll tell you what, I'm thinking so. 632 00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:17,295 I'm loving it, baby, No Mercy. 633 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:23,936 [Michael] Booker T hell bent on winning the United States Championship 634 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,838 here tonight in his hometown of Houston. 635 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,607 [Tazz] I'll tell you, this United States Championship 636 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:30,208 could go any which way. 637 00:28:30,274 --> 00:28:32,444 My pick is coming out right now. 638 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:33,678 ["'Just Close Your Eyes" playing] 639 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,848 [announcer] Making his way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, 640 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:41,720 weighing in at 224 pounds, Christian. 641 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,120 [Tazz] Here he comes, my man, Cole. 642 00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:45,957 I'm predicting Christian would be the guy, 643 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:48,994 the WWE Superstar to win United States Gold tonight. 644 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:50,696 [Michael] At SummerSlam in August, 645 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,365 Chris Benoit won the United States Championship. 646 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,934 Since then Benoit's only been pinned one time 647 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:58,035 that in a Tag Team matchup, 648 00:28:58,102 --> 00:28:59,838 but the man who pinned him, Christian. 649 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,607 [Tazz] You know what, Christian better take that hood off. 650 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,542 I'm just thinking about it. If you don't take that thing off, 651 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:05,276 you're gonna not be able to see anybody who's wrestling 652 00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:07,379 and he's gonna lose, then he won't be my pick. 653 00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:09,915 Pointing out the obvious. 654 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,483 [Michael] Again, the rules of this matchup… 655 00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:13,718 The first man to gain pinfall or submission 656 00:29:13,784 --> 00:29:15,486 becomes the United States Champion. 657 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:18,624 All four men in the ring at once in this matchup. 658 00:29:18,689 --> 00:29:20,859 -["US Promise" playing] -♪ Nothing new but the money, yeah ♪ 659 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,961 ♪ I do what I want to… ♪ 660 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:27,331 [announcer] From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 257 pounds, 661 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,234 Orlando Jordan. 662 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,602 [Michael] Well, here is a man who has something to prove tonight. 663 00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:33,304 The former United States Champion. 664 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,975 He held the title from March until August at SummerSlam. 665 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,677 But over the past month, 666 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:43,581 Chris Benoit has made Orlando Jordan tap out four times in under a minute. 667 00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:46,385 [Tazz] Yeah, but Cole, let's look at the positive side of this. 668 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,754 Orlando, you know, he's gotten a couple victories 669 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:51,456 on the Book man, on Booker T. [indistinct] 670 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,759 [Michael] Yeah, and the big [indistinct] in that Triple Threat matchup 671 00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:55,627 that really set up this Fatal 4-Way, 672 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:58,964 Orlando Jordan picked up a victory in that matchup. 673 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,366 Remember, Benoit could've easily picked Jordan 674 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,701 to face him in this match, 675 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,937 instead Benoit said I wanna face all three men. 676 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,072 [Tazz] See the look that Sharmell just gave Orlando, 677 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,442 -that look like, no, you didn't. -[Michael] Well, remember, 678 00:30:10,574 --> 00:30:13,445 on SmackDown two nights ago Sharmell cost Orlando the matchup 679 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,914 -against Booker T. -[crowd cheering] 680 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,716 [Michael] All the challengers are in the ring. 681 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,717 -Here comes the champion. -["Whatever" playing] 682 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:24,689 [announcer] And from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 234 pounds, 683 00:30:24,755 --> 00:30:28,726 it's the WWE United States champion, 684 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,596 Chris Benoit. 685 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,599 [Michael] Chris Benoit knows nothing but full speed ahead. 686 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,069 And you've got to-- got to give it up to the champion, 687 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:41,305 he decided to face all three challengers in this matchup. 688 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:44,342 And remember, it is first pinfall or submission wins the title. 689 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,878 So the champion is not in the driver seat. 690 00:30:46,945 --> 00:30:50,448 [Tazz] Well, yeah. But Benoit decided all these men at the same time, 691 00:30:50,514 --> 00:30:53,118 all these competitors, challengers at the same time. 692 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,153 That's Benoit's choice. 693 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:59,124 And that just goes to show you Benoit does not take a shortcut. 694 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,958 Anybody who knows him knows that about Chris. 695 00:31:01,059 --> 00:31:03,294 -[Michael] There's the United States-- -[Tazz] He's a fighting champion, Cole. 696 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,995 [Michael] There's the United States Championship 697 00:31:05,062 --> 00:31:07,765 and who will ever forget in the late '90s 698 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:10,468 the battle that Chris Benoit and Booker T had. 699 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,571 -A historic best of seven battles… -[bell ringing] 700 00:31:12,637 --> 00:31:15,139 …for the United States Championship in WCW. 701 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,942 As this matchup gets underway. 702 00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:19,878 So, Christian and Booker T and it's Orlando Jordan and Benoit 703 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,213 squaring off against one another. 704 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,216 Remember, first pinfall or submission wins the title. 705 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,319 [Tazz] Look at Orlando Jordan going right after Benoit. 706 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,654 [Michael] What is your strategy, Tazz, in this type of matchup? 707 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,857 [Tazz] I will try and keep my back on one of those corners 708 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,726 like Booker's doing there for a moment, so I wouldn't get attacked from behind. 709 00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:36,093 [Michael] And again, the problem here now 710 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,763 is the champion has been knocked out of the ring. 711 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,197 So, if Benoit doesn't get back into the ring, 712 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:40,999 he might not be involved in the pinfall or submission, 713 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,501 he would lose his title without getting pinned. 714 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,470 [Tazz] Well, that's why Benoit's got to get his body back in that ring. 715 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,406 -Oh, my God. -[crowd chanting] Booker T! 716 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:50,207 Christian and Orlando are doubling up here on Booker. 717 00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:54,146 [Michael] Can you hear the Booker T chants from these great fans in Houston, Texas? 718 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,047 [Tazz] His hometown, it's Booker T's hometown. 719 00:31:56,113 --> 00:31:58,716 [Michael] And who will ever forget back in 2001, Tazz, 720 00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:02,053 just a few days after 09/11, the first public assembly 721 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,022 that was ever held anywhere in the United States 722 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,358 was held right here in Houston, Texas. 723 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,760 It was SmackDown at the old Compaq Center. 724 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:10,829 These great fans in Houston showed their support. 725 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,630 [Tazz] Remember that-- remember that live SmackDown-- 726 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,800 -oh, there goes Christian. -[Michael] Up over the top rope. 727 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:18,736 Booker T in control now with the former United States Champion, 728 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,605 -Orlando Jordan. -[Tazz] "Booyah", 729 00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:22,440 -he goes. Booyah! -[Michael] And look at Sharmell 730 00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,775 getting the fans all fired up. 731 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:26,278 [crowd chatter] 732 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:29,380 [Tazz] Oh. [chuckles] Big chop. There's no love lost 733 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,283 between Orlando and Booker, that's for sure. 734 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,651 [Michael] Not at all. Booker T, and look at Christian 735 00:32:33,717 --> 00:32:35,920 grabbing the boot of Booker T, yanking him down. 736 00:32:35,986 --> 00:32:37,522 Orlando left alone in the ring. 737 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,924 [Tazz] Hey, and Sharmell is trying to-- 738 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,327 Oh, wow. And look at this, in the ring. 739 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,928 [overlapping chatter] 740 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,296 [Tazz] He got the crossface locked in. 741 00:32:45,362 --> 00:32:47,198 -Will Orlando Jordan tap out? -[Michael] He's got him. 742 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,168 And Christian, Christian saved the matchup and he had to. 743 00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:51,903 [Tazz] Well, see, Cole, like I was about to say, 744 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:54,139 the thing about these Fatal 4-Ways, you can get hit 745 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,440 at any time from anybody, you never know what's coming. 746 00:32:57,242 --> 00:33:00,145 [Michael] And Benoit with the chops driving Christian back into the ropes. 747 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:03,415 Benoit a second away perhaps from retaining the title. 748 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:04,749 Big right hand. 749 00:33:04,815 --> 00:33:07,586 Benoit, The Rabid Wolverine is a machine. 750 00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:11,656 [Tazz] No doubt, a machine. Look at this, full body slam by Benoit. 751 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:16,394 Look at this, boom, snap suplex textbook by Benoit. 752 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,629 [Michael] Kick to the midsection, Orlando Jordan in trouble. 753 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:21,166 Benoit, nice throw, right on top of Christian. 754 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,935 And Chris Benoit is focused 755 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,237 on retaining that United States Championship. 756 00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:28,673 [Tazz] What a gritty champion, a fighting champion, 757 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,376 Benoit is unreal, man. 758 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,044 -Look at that, just bringing it. -[Michael] Now, look at this. Oh! 759 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:37,314 Down low for Christian to Orlando Jordan. 760 00:33:37,381 --> 00:33:40,217 Schoolboy may have him here. Two count and kick out. 761 00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,654 But you got to admit, the odds of Chris Benoit 762 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,657 retaining that championship, not good here tonight. 763 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:48,059 [Tazz] Well, he's going for the-- going for that sharpshooter, Cole. 764 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:49,860 I don't know, man, he's got it pretty good that one. 765 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,530 [Michael] Sharpshooter, and Orlando Jordan from behind, 766 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,497 but that's the problem in this type of matchup. 767 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,634 If you get any type of submission maneuver on, 768 00:33:55,699 --> 00:33:58,203 there's another superstar to break it up quickly. 769 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,871 [Tazz] And this-- I'll tell you what, a great place to have 770 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,140 such a great United States Championship match. 771 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,409 A Fatal 4-Way here in Houston, Texas, 772 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,446 as you pointed out, so rich in wrestling tradition. 773 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,915 Uh-oh. Watch Booker T, here. 774 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,482 -[Michael] What is Booker doing? -[Tazz] Top rope. 775 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:14,252 [Michael] Missile dropkick to Christian. 776 00:34:14,518 --> 00:34:16,187 Sharmell is loving it. 777 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,322 Orlando Jordan misses with a clothesline, 778 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,592 Booker T drives him back with a big chop 779 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:24,395 and another one and Booker T seems to be all fired up on that home cooking. 780 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,764 [Tazz] Scooped him up with that double leg. 781 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,199 Who's cooking? What do you mean cooking? 782 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,601 -[Michael] He's from Houston. -[Tazz] Oh, okay. 783 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,303 -Whoa, whoa. Oh. -[Michael] Orlando knocking Christian 784 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:33,071 off the apron, right out here in front of us. 785 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,005 -[Tazz] Watch out, look at Benoit. -[Michael] And Chris Benoit 786 00:34:35,072 --> 00:34:37,842 taking Orlando Jordan out, and now we are down 787 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,813 to the two good friends face to face with one another in the ring. 788 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,482 [crowd chanting] Booker T! 789 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,185 [Tazz] I'll tell you what, when you lock eyes with a man in that ring 790 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,156 and it's Championship on the line, friendships go aside, my man. 791 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,257 [Michael] Well, talk about the respect between these two. 792 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,259 We talked about the historic best of seven series 793 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:56,995 back in the late '90s in WCW. 794 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,264 These two men know each other so well, 795 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,199 they are such tough competitors. 796 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,500 Locked up in the center of the ring, 797 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,736 this is what these fans have been waiting for. 798 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:05,937 [Tazz] No doubt, I'm waiting for it. 799 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,739 I'd like to this here and we're gonna-- about to. 800 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,107 Referee Brian Hebner, those-- Benoit is in the ropes, 801 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:11,843 you got to break that tie up. 802 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:14,179 [Michael] Clean break. Benoit wants to retain the title. 803 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,448 Booker T would love to win the United States Championship. 804 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:17,949 -Again, collar-and-elbow lock up 805 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,317 -[Tazz] What the hell? -…center of the ring. 806 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:22,487 Christian and Orlando Jordan back in and out of the rules of the Fatal 4-Way, 807 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,556 all four men in the ring at the same time. 808 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,825 [Tazz] No disrespect to Christian and Orlando, watch out. 809 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:30,161 [Michael] And what a belly to belly, tossed over the top rope goes Christian. 810 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:31,796 [Tazz] Are you kidding me? That's hard to do, man. 811 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,064 That's very hard to do. 812 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,500 [Michael] Orlando Jordan, see that was smart by Orlando, 813 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:39,371 clear the ring of the champion and one of the challengers leaves you down 814 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,473 -with one man in the ring. [Tazz] Oh, yeah, let's check out Benoit 815 00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:43,441 with this belly to belly overhead suplex. 816 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:45,810 Very, very hard to do over that top rope. 817 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,679 Christian went for a ride here. 818 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:50,482 [Michael] And Orlando Jordan feels he has a score to settle with Booker T, 819 00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,884 lost the matchup two nights ago to Booker T, 820 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,285 thanks to Sharmell. 821 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:58,056 Although, he did beat Booker in that Triple Threat a couple of weeks ago. 822 00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:01,292 [Tazz] You got to watch out Orlando, man, he's a former amateur boxer. 823 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:02,661 He's very good with his hands. 824 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,295 [Michael] Hey, you also got to watch Sharmell. 825 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:07,932 Last couple of weeks, she's got involved to help Booker T win some matchups. 826 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,701 Let's not forget about that, partner, 827 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,836 as both men knocked each other down, center of the ring. 828 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,638 [Tazz] Well, you mean the double clothesline, 829 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,973 both athletes had the same thing in mind. 830 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:18,209 Here comes the United States Champion, Chris Benoit. 831 00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:19,844 He's got a big grin on his face because-- 832 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:21,813 Uh-oh. Now, what? 833 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,248 [Michael] Chris Benoit going to the apron, 834 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,383 Chris Benoit is gonna climb high to the top rope. 835 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,651 [Tazz] Look at Christian out there, Cole. 836 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,752 [Michael] And Christian from behind, grabbing the tights, 837 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,455 a shot to the kidney. 838 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,490 [Tazz] Well, Christian don't want Benoit to get The Duke, that's why. 839 00:36:32,656 --> 00:36:34,225 [crowd chatter] 840 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,794 [Michael] Both men now, top rope. 841 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,464 [Tazz] Fighting it off-- fighting it out on the top rope. 842 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,732 Headbutting, headbutting. 843 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,602 We got Christian and Benoit on the ropes, uh-oh, uh-oh. 844 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,938 [Michael] Booker T gets into the rope-- into the corner 845 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,140 knocking Christian and Benoit at the top rope. 846 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,875 [Tazz] Like a damn car wreck on 59 Route out here. 847 00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:53,011 It's unbelievable. 848 00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:55,313 [Michael] And Orlando Jordan slowly back to his feet. 849 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,182 Booker T is in trouble in the corner. 850 00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:59,284 Nobody home. Booker T rolling through. 851 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,752 -He may have him here. -[Tazz] Shoulders are down, 852 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,554 -and there's two. -[Michael] Orlando Jordan, did he get him? 853 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,122 -Did he get him? -[Tazz] No, he had him, 854 00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,390 he got him, he nearly got him. 855 00:37:05,522 --> 00:37:08,660 [Michael] Sharmell thought he had three, Referee Brian Hebner said two. 856 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,794 I thought it was two. 857 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,730 [Tazz] I thought it was three at first. 858 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,266 -[Michael] Booker T so close. -[Tazz] Well, that was close. 859 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,769 [Michael] Orlando Jordan whipping Booker T across the ring, 860 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:21,038 knocking Orlando Jordan down and you can feel Booker T 861 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,941 starting to build some momentum now. 862 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,176 [Tazz] I was about to say that, when Booker gets momentum going, 863 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,545 -he's very difficult to stop. -[Michael] Spinebuster. 864 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:30,882 -[Tazz] See, Booker T-- uh-oh, uh-oh. -[Michael] Cover, hooks the leg. 865 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:34,152 There's two. Christian and Orlando, as Booker rolled out of the way. 866 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,488 And there's a kick right into Christian's jaw. 867 00:37:37,654 --> 00:37:40,892 [Tazz] I'll tell you what, Booker T now cooking on all cylinders. 868 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,827 [Michael] And remember, in this matchup, Tazz, 869 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:45,497 all four men are legal at all times. 870 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,067 [Tazz] Tornado style Fatal 4-Way. 871 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,002 Uh-oh, Booker is feeling it, Cole. 872 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,238 He's at home, baby, in Houston, 873 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,774 -Spinaroonie time. -[crowd cheering] 874 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,542 [laughs] 875 00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:00,377 [Michael] Houston pumped up after the Astros' big victory today, 876 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:03,580 pumped up for Booker T, here tonight in the Fatal 4-Way. 877 00:38:03,647 --> 00:38:05,450 Right to the back of the head, that axe kick. 878 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:06,718 That could do it. 879 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,220 Booker T could become United States Champion. 880 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,757 Hook of the leg, and Christian pulls Booker T off the cover. 881 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,893 [Tazz] Maybe this one's gonna go 18 innings too. 882 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,728 [laughs] Oh, uh-oh. Ooh. 883 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,098 [Michael] And Chris Benoit from behind clubbing blow to the back of the neck. 884 00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:23,601 What an intense matchup for all four Superstars. 885 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:25,569 [Tazz] Oh, man, you're not kidding. You are not kidding. 886 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:29,274 [Michael] Well, this is what the historic United States Championship is all about. 887 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:30,441 What a collision. 888 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:33,344 [Tazz] Face-first, smashing right there, Benoit. 889 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:36,214 [Michael] Uh-oh, Christian going for the Unprettier perhaps, 890 00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:38,149 Benoit fighting with all he can. 891 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,451 [Tazz] Gotta watch yourself here, Christian. 892 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,287 Uh-oh, Benoit is in trouble, Cole. 893 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,453 Benoit is in all kinds of trouble. 894 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,356 -Christian trying to turn him through. -[Michael] Yes, he can. 895 00:38:45,455 --> 00:38:48,493 He's gonna do it here. Benoit countered, German suplex. 896 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:52,564 [Tazz] How quick did Benoit switch that into a back suplex? 897 00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:55,866 [Michael] Another German and Orlando at the same time. 898 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:57,669 [Tazz] I think Christian's head-- well, maybe not, 899 00:38:57,734 --> 00:38:59,470 I thought Christian's head hit Orlando's. 900 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,005 There goes Orlando. 901 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,875 [Michael] Oh, wait a minute, he's trying to block the German suplex and he does. 902 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,578 [Tazz] Locking his leg right there, nice back elbow, a second one. 903 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:08,980 [Michael] And Benoit blows from behind. 904 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,716 [Tazz] Orlando sent through the second rope 905 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,652 like a missile taking out Booker T. 906 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,621 What a matchup here. 907 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,058 [Michael] First it was Benoit into Booker, then it was Orlando into Booker. 908 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,527 -German suplex released by Benoit. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 909 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,196 Christian's my pick and he's not looking too good right now. 910 00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:28,098 [Michael] And Chris Benoit with Christian in the center of the ring 911 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:29,901 could be going for the victory here. 912 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,372 [Tazz] Christian, now, he's hardly even-- hardly even moving. 913 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,107 Uh-oh, what the hell? 914 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,111 [Michael] Oh, Benoit went for a German suplex, wrapped the arms. 915 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,881 [Tazz] Well, he went for it and he did it. And that's the third and another one. 916 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,616 [Michael] And he keeps the arms wrapped again. 917 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:47,218 -The hands are clasped around the waist. -[Tazz] He's popping the hips. 918 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:50,321 [Michael] A third German suplex following the one from before. 919 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,658 [Tazz] I think Benoit wanna make sure Christian wasn't gonna get up. 920 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:55,259 [crowd cheering] 921 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:58,196 [Michael] And Benoit out to the apron, he's gonna climb high. 922 00:39:58,296 --> 00:39:59,497 [Tazz] This might be it. 923 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,732 And Tazz is wrong because Christian is in trouble here. 924 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:04,301 [Michael] Chris Benoit, takeoff and nobody home. 925 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:08,072 Christian rolled out of the way and suddenly the champion's in trouble. 926 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,908 [Tazz] Well, my man, he's hanging on, Christian. 927 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:11,375 Got to wake himself up. 928 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,111 I don't think you need to slap yourself in the face. 929 00:40:13,243 --> 00:40:14,444 Benoit might help you with that. 930 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,281 Oklahoma roll, Oklahoman roll. 931 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:18,917 [Michael] And Chris Benoit countered, Benoit countered, 932 00:40:18,982 --> 00:40:21,319 trying to go for the Crossface, getting Christian towards the center of the ring. 933 00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:23,087 [Tazz] Got to get that head, he just got that armbar, 934 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,221 he's getting the head now, see. 935 00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:25,690 [Michael] And Christian realizes he's in trouble, 936 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,158 desperately trying to make it to the bottom rope. 937 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:28,426 [Tazz] Pull him in the middle now. 938 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:31,696 Benoit's got-- and Benoit's got the lock, he's got the lock. 939 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:34,265 [Michael] The Crossface is locked. Will Christian tap out? 940 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,868 The Crossface is locked, the Crossface is locked. 941 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,870 [crowd chanting] Tap! Tap! Tap! 942 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,073 [Tazz] Christian trying to hang on. Christian is trying his best. 943 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:45,643 [Michael] The Crossface is locked in good. 944 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:48,645 -Christian has nowhere to go. -[Tazz] I think he tapped. 945 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,049 People are chanting tap, tap, tap here in Houston. 946 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,317 Uh-oh, look behind you. 947 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,987 [Michael] And Orlando Jordan breaking up the Crossface, somehow Christian held on. 948 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,823 [Tazz] Well, somehow, Christian owes Orlando Jordan 949 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,792 a filet mignon dinner after that, 950 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:02,660 but I don't think Orlando was trying to help Christian. 951 00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:04,228 Orlando was trying to help himself. 952 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,930 [Michael] And all four men are back in the ring. 953 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,199 Booker T and Orlando Jordan, Chris Benoit and Christian, 954 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,435 United States Championship's on the line. 955 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,804 There goes Booker and Orlando again over the top rope. 956 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,172 [Tazz] This is good for Benoit. He's got-- 957 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:16,307 he's got a weakened Christian in there, 958 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,676 but, yeah, maybe I spoke to soon, going for that Unprettier again. 959 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,144 [Michael] Christian with the thumb to the eyes, 960 00:41:20,243 --> 00:41:22,714 now going to the-- for the Unprettier, trying to get Benoit rolled over. 961 00:41:22,779 --> 00:41:24,716 Benoit rolls through, picks the legs. 962 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:28,920 [Tazz] Going again for the sharpshooter, the sharpshooter locked in, 963 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,356 living at the Hart Dungeon years ago. 964 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:34,926 Chris Benoit with the sharpshooter locked in and Christian taps out. 965 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:35,960 [bell ringing] 966 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,096 [Michael] Benoit retains the United States Championship. 967 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:40,365 ["Whatever" playing] 968 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,567 -[Tazz] Oh, man. -[announcer] Here is your winner 969 00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:46,604 and still WWE United States Champion, 970 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,173 Chris Benoit. 971 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,674 [Michael] A couple of weeks ago, 972 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,777 Chris Benoit came out on SmackDown and said, 973 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,912 I wanna take on all three competitors. 974 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:58,348 Chris Benoit proved tonight that he could get the job done. 975 00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:02,520 [Tazz] Uh-oh, uh-oh, that look like Booker might be 976 00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:05,323 in a little hot water there with the-- with the blushing bride. 977 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,926 I'll tell you what, Chris Benoit, what a true fighting pretty man, 978 00:42:09,993 --> 00:42:12,596 going back to the wrestling history here in Houston, 979 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:16,200 the great Wahoo McDaniel made himself famous here. 980 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,736 McDaniel started here in Houston and I'll tell you what, 981 00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:21,906 kind of reminds of Benoit, Wahoo was triple tough 982 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,908 and Wahoo would've loved this matchup. 983 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,810 Chris Benoit successful in this Fatal 4-Way. 984 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,645 [Michael] Talk about some great stars here at Houston. 985 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,748 How about Tiger Conway Sr.? 986 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:33,284 [Tazz] And Junior? How about Johnny Valentine? 987 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:35,653 Johnny Valentine would have loved [indistinct] 988 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,888 [Michael] How about the American Dream Dusty Rhodes? 989 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:41,792 [Tazz] El Santo, Irish Danny McShain, the list goes on and on. 990 00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:45,630 Chris Benoit though, successful at No Mercy, 991 00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:47,632 -retains the United States Gold. -[overlapping chatter] 992 00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:50,334 [Michael] The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit would be right up there 993 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,335 with all the legends. 994 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,171 -Chris Benoit retaining the championship. -What's the matter? 995 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:55,606 -[Tazz] Whoa, wait a minute, hold on. -Chris Benoit is not your friend. 996 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,276 He made you lose, 997 00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:00,243 he made you lose. 998 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:03,181 What is going on, Booker? 999 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,383 You better start listening to me. 1000 00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:09,654 [Tazz] You heard that, Cole, Sharmell, I mean-- 1001 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:13,024 [Michael] Sharmell just said "Chris Benoit is not your friend, he made you lose." 1002 00:43:13,156 --> 00:43:14,192 ["Can You Dig It?" playing] 1003 00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:17,694 [Tazz] Well, referring to Chris Benoit, Sharmell was referring to Chris, but… 1004 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:20,765 Chris Benoit made you lose. 1005 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:22,500 [Tazz] Man, well, I don't know. 1006 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,702 That man was your… 1007 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,304 [Bobby] Eat on. 1008 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:29,640 You ate one out there. Come on, eat them, eat them. 1009 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,942 Look at this. Double cheeseburgers, come on. 1010 00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:33,578 Look man, enough. All right? 1011 00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:36,481 These are disgusting, Bobby. These things were on the mat, 1012 00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:38,348 they were on the floor, these things were dirty. 1013 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,350 Put that down, I don't even know where you've been. 1014 00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:43,354 All right. Well, I'm not eating these, Bobby. I can't do this. 1015 00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:45,189 Eat them. 1016 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:47,058 Bobby, listen. Let's do a compromise. Okay? 1017 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,027 How about-- how about-- listen, how about I just eat the meat. Okay? 1018 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,729 I don't want all of these extra carbs, Bobby. 1019 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,065 I mean, you already beat me. What else do you want? 1020 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,067 [gasps] 1021 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,069 Twenty double cheeseburgers. 1022 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:00,471 Eat them. 1023 00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:03,174 [sobs] 1024 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:10,047 [Michael] And there's the United States Champion, Chris Benoit, 1025 00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:14,585 joining the WWE Instant Access, the tough questions and answers 1026 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,922 exclusively on WWE.com here tonight. 1027 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,591 [Tazz] Yeah, there's our general manager right there, Theodore Long 1028 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,225 with Chris Benoit. 1029 00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:24,729 How cool is that Instant Access with the Q and A 1030 00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:26,063 with Benoit after this great match. 1031 00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:28,165 [Michael] Well, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever, 1032 00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:31,801 the WWE pay-per-view has come to the Toyota Center, 1033 00:44:31,868 --> 00:44:34,538 but Houston of course, no stranger to pay-per-views. 1034 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,941 Remember, WrestleMania 17, 1035 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:40,978 Houston Astrodome, record crowd of 68,000. 1036 00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:44,714 [Tazz] Well, tonight SmackDown presents No Mercy. 1037 00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:50,221 No Mercy's coming to you live from the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 1038 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,557 ♪ Into the light I will go ♪ 1039 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:54,558 ♪ With only one… ♪ 1040 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:57,127 ♪ No mercy ♪ 1041 00:44:58,095 --> 00:44:59,997 ♪ I'll have no mercy ♪ 1042 00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:06,571 -["Turn Up the Trouble" playing] -[singer] Mr. Kennedy! 1043 00:45:10,473 --> 00:45:11,642 Kennedy! 1044 00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:12,877 [Tazz] Kennedy! Hear that? 1045 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,545 [Michael] Well, two nights ago, Ken Kennedy, 1046 00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:16,846 the special guest commentator here at ringside 1047 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:19,217 had some words with Hardcore Holly 1048 00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:21,219 and Holly wasn't gonna put with any of it. 1049 00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:23,520 [Tazz] No, you can't get in Holly's face. There's no way. 1050 00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:26,524 But then again, Mr. Kennedy was just hanging out doing some poll. 1051 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,859 -That's-- I don't know. -[Michael] Ken Kennedy would get involved 1052 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,362 in the matchup. Watch Kennedy as Hardcore Holly 1053 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:36,000 went for the victory over Sylvain, Kennedy gets a payback on Holly, 1054 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,502 -allowing Sylvain to pick up the victory. -[Tazz] Yeah. Well, see, the thing 1055 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,404 was Hardcore Holly never saw 1056 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:43,341 that microphone in the hand of Mr. Kennedy 1057 00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:45,942 and then Sylvain right here just that brainbuster, 1058 00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:49,080 right on that head where he got hit with the microphone, Holly gets the win. 1059 00:45:49,145 --> 00:45:51,882 ♪ Turn up the gas, 'Cause it can't be too loud ♪ 1060 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:53,484 ♪ It's a religion ♪ 1061 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,819 -♪ And I'll show you the way ♪ -[bell ringing] 1062 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:58,022 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled… 1063 00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:02,426 [Tazz] Hey, I like the way Kennedy does it instead of Chimel. 1064 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:03,728 Get out of here, Chimel. 1065 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,096 Go ahead, scram. 1066 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:06,763 [singer] …Kennedy. 1067 00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:11,836 [Tazz] I like the fact that Mr. Kennedy has his own microphone. 1068 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:14,071 Where's the microphone? It's gonna come up in that heaven first. 1069 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,941 -[Michael] Just like old Joe McHugh. -[Tazz] Hey, hey, hey, look there it is. 1070 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:18,475 Like old Joe McHugh, look at this. 1071 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:19,542 How cool that is. 1072 00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:22,546 -I need to get me one of those. -[Michael] Yeah, okay. [chuckles] 1073 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:26,517 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like for you… 1074 00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:32,723 to take a moment out of your insignificant lives… 1075 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,593 [crowd booing] 1076 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:39,629 …and bear witness to a man 1077 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:43,267 who tonight makes history. 1078 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:49,906 A man who tonight makes his first ever 1079 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:54,979 WWE pay-per-view appearance. 1080 00:46:56,846 --> 00:47:01,919 -[Michael] Oh, he pops his-- -Someone who every man, woman and child 1081 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:06,790 in Houston, Texas, and around the freaking world 1082 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,725 idolizes. 1083 00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:10,761 [crowd chatter] 1084 00:47:10,861 --> 00:47:14,565 A man who very shortly 1085 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:17,134 will be feared… 1086 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:20,638 by every man in that locker room. 1087 00:47:21,906 --> 00:47:25,076 [crowd booing] 1088 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,711 Weighing in tonight 1089 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:33,718 at an absolutely amazing 245 pounds, 1090 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:44,228 -I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin. -[crowd booing] 1091 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:47,431 [Tazz] Can we get on with this please? Please. 1092 00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:56,272 Mr. Kennedy. 1093 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:57,841 [Michael] At least Chimel's a little quicker. 1094 00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:59,643 [Tazz] Shh, shh, shh. Oh, here it comes, here it comes. 1095 00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,645 Shut up, shut up. Lay out, Cole. Don't say nothing. 1096 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,846 Here it comes, here it comes. 1097 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:04,315 I like this part, the best part. 1098 00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:08,085 Kennedy. 1099 00:48:08,152 --> 00:48:10,488 [Tazz] There you go, Kennedy. I love that. 1100 00:48:10,587 --> 00:48:12,556 [Michael] Is that TV talk, "Lay out, Cole?" 1101 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:14,991 [Tazz] No, it's just, that's what I'd like to tell you, 1102 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,694 you're out of line, that means shut up. 1103 00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,763 ["How Do You Like Me Now?" playing] 1104 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,265 [inaudible] 1105 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,933 [announcer] And from Mobile, Alabama, 1106 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,104 weighing in at 242 pounds, 1107 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:30,441 the Alabama Slamma, 1108 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,410 Hardcore Holly. 1109 00:48:32,475 --> 00:48:36,480 [Michael] Hardcore Holly made the challenge on WWE.com for this matchup 1110 00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:40,884 to shut up the fresh, young, newcomer of Ken Kennedy. 1111 00:48:40,951 --> 00:48:43,654 [Tazz] You know, Ken Kennedy has no confidence problem, 1112 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:46,891 but you got to be careful, Mr. Kennedy. 1113 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:50,294 You got… [laughs] you got Hardcore Holly in there 1114 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:53,864 who is far from a pushover, far from a joke, 1115 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,067 an extremely dangerous individual is Holly. 1116 00:48:57,134 --> 00:49:00,304 [Michael] Now, don't forget the self-proclaimed Mr. Kennedy 1117 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:03,240 -is undefeated so far here on SmackDown. -[Tazz] What do you mean self-proclaimed? 1118 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:04,841 -[bell ringing] -[Tazz] That's his name, Mr. Kennedy. 1119 00:49:04,908 --> 00:49:07,011 [Michael] And look at Hardcore Holly gonna bring in Ken Kennedy 1120 00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:08,812 the hard way, this matchup underway. 1121 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,115 Ken Kennedy with victories over Rey Mysterio, 1122 00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:15,386 Booker T among others, undefeated here, but in trouble in the early going 1123 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,622 -against Hardcore Holly. -[Tazz] Hardcore Holly, you know, 1124 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:21,525 after getting a match, you know, losing a match 1125 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:23,861 because of Kennedy this past Friday night-- uh-oh. 1126 00:49:23,928 --> 00:49:26,263 [Michael] Nice suplex by Holly, the veteran, here's the cover, 1127 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,866 shoulders down, hooks the leg, kick out by Kennedy. 1128 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:32,903 [Tazz] You know, we've seen Kennedy beat, as you pointed out, Mysterio. 1129 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,473 You pointed out Book, I mean no doubt about it, 1130 00:49:35,538 --> 00:49:37,308 major stars right there. 1131 00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:38,642 Hardcore's different. 1132 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,444 Hardcore brings the smash mouth style. 1133 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:44,080 Let's see if Kennedy could hang. So far, not too good. 1134 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,616 [Michael] Wants to teach the kid a lesson, does Hardcore Holly. 1135 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,384 [Tazz] Whoa, look at that. That would teach him a lesson. 1136 00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:50,254 [Michael] Boot right up underneath the throat. 1137 00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:54,158 [Tazz] If you're lucky, he'll get his-- Like his-- like his esophagus 1138 00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:55,926 would get crushed so he can't talk no more. 1139 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,761 Vocal chords maybe, not the esophagus. 1140 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,296 [Michael] Kennedy with a knee to the midsection, 1141 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,565 ooh, and a big right hand by Ken Kennedy. 1142 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:04,667 You got to admit, impressively built, has been impressive in the ring. 1143 00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:07,738 [Tazz] Oh, no, no, I am very impressed with Ken Kennedy. 1144 00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,473 No doubt about it, but-- 1145 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,841 [Michael] Oh, a dropkick, the best in the business 1146 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:13,511 by the Alabama Slamma. 1147 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:15,779 [Tazz] But speaking personally, I've been in the ring 1148 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,181 with Hardcore Holly many times. 1149 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,649 I've never been in the ring with Ken Kennedy. 1150 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,750 I mean, but I know what Hardcore is about, man, 1151 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,487 -and he will pressure you in that ring. -[overlapping chatter] 1152 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:26,924 [Michael] Ken Kennedy was having-- making fun of the Hardcore Holly last-- 1153 00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:29,593 [Tazz] Listen to this. Listen to this, again. 1154 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,362 I know there should be another one. 1155 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:34,865 That's the trademark Holly. Hold on. Wait. Wait. 1156 00:50:34,964 --> 00:50:36,799 Try and button your lips for a minute, watch. 1157 00:50:36,866 --> 00:50:38,435 Wait a minute, no, no. 1158 00:50:38,502 --> 00:50:39,970 Back it up. Break it up, Hardcore. 1159 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,038 [Tazz] Watch, watch. It's coming, I'm telling you. 1160 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,042 Oh, did you hear that? 1161 00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:48,178 Yeah, that's why Kennedy's on his knees squirming because it hurts. 1162 00:50:48,279 --> 00:50:50,681 It stings. It burns. It will cave your chest in. 1163 00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:52,415 [Michael] Holly calling for one more. 1164 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:55,252 [Tazz] Yeah. And Holly will do it and it's coming. 1165 00:50:56,185 --> 00:50:57,288 [indistinct] 1166 00:50:57,354 --> 00:50:59,189 Oh, my God. 1167 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,960 Oh, that's-- I kind of feel bad for Kennedy. 1168 00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:05,495 Kennedy begging off Hardcore Holly, 1169 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:06,696 and I don't think Holly's done. 1170 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,866 -[Michael] No timeouts in this game. -[Tazz] Well, there's no timeout. 1171 00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,100 [Michael] Welcome to the WWE, Ken Kennedy. 1172 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:13,537 [Tazz] Oh, he hit something Holly in there. 1173 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,473 [Michael] And Holly sent through the second rope outside the ring, 1174 00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:18,908 laying on that surgically-repaired neck 1175 00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:21,545 and Ken Kennedy buying himself some time. 1176 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:24,647 [Tazz] Ken Kennedy, I mean, that's a veteran maneuver right there. 1177 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,716 -[referee] Get back in the ring! -Called timeout, suckered the man in, 1178 00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:29,486 played possum, boom, headbutt him in the gut, get him out of the ring. 1179 00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:32,856 Now, the momentum can change possibly, shoulder-first. 1180 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:33,857 [referee counting] 1181 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:37,461 [Michael] That arm right into that steel post by Ken Kennedy. 1182 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:41,165 [Tazz] No give in that steel in that post either, hence the word steel. 1183 00:51:41,231 --> 00:51:43,933 [Michael] Ken Kennedy driving Holly back into the ring. 1184 00:51:44,033 --> 00:51:45,402 [crowd chanting] Let's go! 1185 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:48,205 Referee Nick Patrick administering the count. 1186 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,009 Kennedy crawls to the cover, hooks the leg, Holly kicks out at one. 1187 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:54,144 And you can see he keeps reaching for that injured arm. 1188 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,881 [Tazz] Yeah. You got to-- you got to go at that arm now and that shoulder 1189 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,450 -because… -Huh? How's that feel? 1190 00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:02,553 [Tazz] …there's not a lot of kick in any of the arm or-- of Holly. 1191 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,856 So, if you find one, and you got it and you pinpoint it off the steel post, 1192 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:06,790 go for it. 1193 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,591 [Michael] Kennedy continues to work on that shoulder. 1194 00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:12,495 That's the thing with Ken Kennedy, we've noticed he begins to build momentum 1195 00:52:12,596 --> 00:52:14,798 and he gets cocky, he gets relaxed in the ring 1196 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:16,700 and then methodically picks his opponent apart. 1197 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:19,670 [Tazz] Well, Kennedy's confidence level, like most guys, it'll boost up. 1198 00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:21,504 His is just a little bit more than most guys. 1199 00:52:21,571 --> 00:52:23,307 -[Michael] Wow! -[Tazz] He's got a little bit higher 1200 00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:24,774 confidence level. You know what I mean? 1201 00:52:24,841 --> 00:52:26,944 [Michael] Here we go, hook of the leg, cover again and a kick out 1202 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,812 A win over Hardcore Holly tonight 1203 00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:31,181 would really boost Ken Kennedy's confidence. 1204 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:34,151 [Tazz] I agree with that. I mean, I definitely agree with that. 1205 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:37,687 And now, got a two on one on that arm now, gets an armbar, Kennedy does. 1206 00:52:38,187 --> 00:52:41,625 This Ken Kennedy, you know, we've seen him on Friday Night SmackDown. 1207 00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:44,560 -He knows his way around that ring. -[overlapping chatter] 1208 00:52:44,627 --> 00:52:46,363 He's got great balance, great leverage. 1209 00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:48,165 He uses his quickness. 1210 00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:49,299 He knows what he's doing, Cole. 1211 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:51,868 [Michael] He's got great power as well to go with that quickness. 1212 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:55,839 Look at the pain and the anguish in the face of Hardcore Holly. 1213 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,641 [Tazz] You go to be careful with Holly now. 1214 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,978 You know, it takes a lot to beat Hardcore Holly. 1215 00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:02,346 [Michael] Well, we've said it before. 1216 00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:05,281 He's perhaps the toughest man in the SmackDown locker room. 1217 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,252 [Tazz] Yeah. He can dish it out and toughness means you can take it. 1218 00:53:08,317 --> 00:53:11,355 Being a tough guy doesn't just mean you can beat somebody up or rough someone up. 1219 00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:14,524 Being a tough guy means you can take a ton of punishment. 1220 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,560 And Holly has proven that for a long time. 1221 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,029 [Michael] Kennedy continues to work on that left arm and shoulder. 1222 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:22,899 First injured when he drove the shoulder into the steel post. 1223 00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:26,002 [Tazz] I'll tell you, he got a lot of leverage there, 1224 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,937 does Kennedy on Holly's arm… 1225 00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:32,241 -with the armbar here. -[crowd chanting] Holly! Holly! 1226 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:35,078 [Michael] Hardcore Holly's got to get back to a vertical base 1227 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:38,082 to release some of the pressure on the shoulder 1228 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:40,216 that Kennedy's administering here. 1229 00:53:40,283 --> 00:53:42,252 -And look at Holly back to his feet. -[Tazz] I'll tell you, Cole, 1230 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,453 -I'm impressed with-- -[Michael] Wow. 1231 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,989 [Tazz] I'm impressed with Ken, you know, he gets an advantage, he's tenacious. 1232 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,058 Took my point right there. Very tenacious. 1233 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,127 -Stays on his man. -[Michael] Here's the cover. 1234 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:51,928 Hook of the leg again and Holly kicks out. 1235 00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,964 A desperation arm drag by Holly, 1236 00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:55,999 but Kennedy followed it up with a clothesline. 1237 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:59,203 [Tazz] There's a certain intensity that Kennedy has. 1238 00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:01,538 Certain intensity this guy has. I just like it. 1239 00:54:02,306 --> 00:54:04,575 Oh, you want some intensity? 1240 00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:07,611 -I mean, that was nasty. -[Michael] Dropping Kennedy to the knees. 1241 00:54:07,678 --> 00:54:10,279 Did you see the sweat flying through the air off that shot? 1242 00:54:10,379 --> 00:54:11,647 [Tazz] Well, that might have been an areola. 1243 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,917 [Michael] [laughs] That's nice. 1244 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:15,452 [Tazz] Uh-oh. Watch out. 1245 00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:18,856 [Michael] Oh, wow. Armbar driving Holly back to the shoulder. 1246 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,891 [Tazz] Yeah, but that flying armbar right there, and then should have 1247 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,093 a little bit of a half Nelson there. And now, he's got the cover. 1248 00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,428 [Michael] Cover. Hook of the leg again 1249 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,462 and Holly kicks out this time at two but he-- 1250 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:29,366 Holly laboring more and more after each kick out 1251 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,968 as he has to use that shoulder. 1252 00:54:31,033 --> 00:54:33,971 [Tazz] That too-- now, he gets an inside keylock on that arm 1253 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,006 which obviously affects that shoulder. 1254 00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:37,473 [Michael] The tremendous strategy 1255 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:39,042 -by Ken Kennedy. -Giving up, Hardcore? 1256 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:40,109 No. 1257 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,578 [Tazz] Look at that, man. Look at the knees. 1258 00:54:41,645 --> 00:54:44,982 Look at where Kennedy's knee is in the back of the head of Holly, 1259 00:54:45,048 --> 00:54:46,183 his thigh, I should say. 1260 00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:48,352 -Ooh. Oh, man. -[Michael] And Kennedy trash talking, 1261 00:54:48,417 --> 00:54:50,520 -Holly not liking it. -[crowd chanting] Holly. Holly. Holly. 1262 00:54:50,587 --> 00:54:52,422 [Tazz] Again, the Holly chant. This Kennedy can't shut his mouth. 1263 00:54:52,489 --> 00:54:54,124 [Michael] No, he can't. He's like you. 1264 00:54:54,223 --> 00:54:56,627 -And look at Holly back to his feet. -[Tazz blowing raspberry] Thanks a lot. 1265 00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:59,763 [Michael] Ken Kennedy twisting that left arm, 1266 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,765 now driving his shoulder into Holly's shoulder. 1267 00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:03,200 Holly with a right hand. 1268 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:05,469 Desperately trying to battle out of this here. 1269 00:55:06,103 --> 00:55:08,172 [Tazz] Well, I'll tell you what. That one punch there by Holly, 1270 00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:10,207 that second one now rocking Kennedy. 1271 00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,210 [Michael] Kennedy driving into the shoulder yet again. 1272 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:16,613 [Tazz] Well, now, Kennedy's-- I think Kennedy thinks he's back 1273 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,214 in Green Bay in the snow or something. 1274 00:55:18,281 --> 00:55:20,283 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Body drop. 1275 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,685 -[crowd cheering] -[Michael] Both men down. 1276 00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:24,888 Holly could use this to gain some momentum. 1277 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,455 [Tazz] You don't know what that affect-- it was-- 1278 00:55:26,522 --> 00:55:28,591 the effect of that was on the shoulder of Holly. 1279 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,627 When you execute a back drop, you need to use your upper body 1280 00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:34,397 as well as your hip-- as well-- as well as your hip. 1281 00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:35,464 I'll get it out. 1282 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:37,533 And that's what Holly did and that might've hurt his shoulder more. 1283 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,837 [Michael] Ken Kennedy missed his clothesline. Holly exploding. 1284 00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:42,339 You see how Holly's using the good arm, the right elbow. 1285 00:55:42,406 --> 00:55:44,607 The good arm Holly's using here on this assault. 1286 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,944 Kennedy back into the ropes, whips Holly across the ring. 1287 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:50,379 [Tazz] We heard screaming, Holly, when he got hooked by that arm. 1288 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,517 [Michael] Full Nelson slam driving, driving Kennedy. 1289 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:55,252 [Tazz] He's pain though, Holly, I don't know. Here we go. 1290 00:55:55,384 --> 00:55:56,587 [Michael] Hook of the leg, shoulders down, 1291 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,321 kick out by Kennedy at two-and-a-half. 1292 00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:00,656 [Tazz] When Ken Kennedy grabbed the wrist of Holly 1293 00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:02,993 and shot him off the rope before the full Nelson driver, 1294 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:06,263 you heard Holly winch in pain from his arm just being pulled, Cole. 1295 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,232 -He might have separated his shoulder. -[groans] 1296 00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:11,000 [Michael] Whipped into the corner, followed up with a clothesline. 1297 00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:13,170 [Tazz] That might have separated Kennedy's head from his neck. 1298 00:56:13,236 --> 00:56:16,740 [Michael] Hardcore Holly whipping Kennedy across to the other side of the ring. 1299 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:19,076 Holly follows it up with another clothesline. 1300 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:22,045 [Tazz] Holly just keeps hitting him harder and harder and harder. 1301 00:56:22,111 --> 00:56:24,481 [Michael] Kennedy to one knee, now back to his feet. 1302 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,450 -Up high-- Kennedy… -[Tazz] Listen. 1303 00:56:26,515 --> 00:56:29,453 [Michael] …dropping-- I should say Holly dropping Kennedy. 1304 00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:32,089 [Tazz] Dropped him like a sack-- just like a sack of potatoes. 1305 00:56:32,154 --> 00:56:34,424 -[Michael] Oh, my. -[Tazz] Wait a second. 1306 00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,158 Well, watch out here. 1307 00:56:36,225 --> 00:56:37,694 [Michael] That's completely legal. 1308 00:56:37,761 --> 00:56:40,564 Referee was there with a shot to the abdomen. 1309 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,699 [Tazz] Well, lower abdomen. 1310 00:56:42,765 --> 00:56:44,401 [Michael] He had to set Kennedy up. 1311 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:46,069 -And look at this. -[Tazz] High-pitched voice. 1312 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:47,404 -Hardcore Holly. -[Michael] Jackknife cover. 1313 00:56:47,471 --> 00:56:48,805 -Here's the cover. -[Tazz] He's got him here. 1314 00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:50,473 [Michael] And Kennedy at two kicks out. 1315 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:52,442 -What a matchup. -[Tazz] No doubt-- no doubt. 1316 00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:54,711 That jackknife cover is tough to kick out of, 1317 00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:57,580 the man puts all his bodyweight on your shoulders and your chest. 1318 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:00,250 [Michael] Kennedy missing a big kick. 1319 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:02,653 Went for a wheel kick, but Holly blocked him. 1320 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,453 And he walked into a boot. 1321 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,490 Here's the cover. Hook of the leg again. 1322 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,625 Shoulders down. Here's two, went for two and a-- 1323 00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:12,029 almost three count, but Kennedy kicked out at two-and-a-half. 1324 00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:14,431 [Tazz] Holly now. See, Holly, that's a veteran. 1325 00:57:14,498 --> 00:57:16,033 -He's not getting frustrated. -[Michael] No. 1326 00:57:16,098 --> 00:57:19,136 [Tazz] Guys that are new, you know, they get a little frustrated. 1327 00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:20,904 Uh-uh, Hardcore don't roll that way. 1328 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:23,240 [Michael] Hardcore Holly to the second rope. 1329 00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:24,607 The veteran up to the top rope. 1330 00:57:24,674 --> 00:57:26,475 [Tazz] And I don't think-- I don't think-- 1331 00:57:26,542 --> 00:57:29,946 [Michael] We've seen this before, but Kennedy with a right hand counter 1332 00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:31,647 and another one and a third. 1333 00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:33,383 [Tazz] A cauliflower ear in a heartbeat. 1334 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,519 [Michael] And Ken Kennedy-- oh, no. 1335 00:57:35,652 --> 00:57:37,587 Oh, my. Holly on the shoulders. 1336 00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:38,689 Holly's in trouble. 1337 00:57:38,754 --> 00:57:40,824 [Tazz] Holly's in big trouble. We've seen this. 1338 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,192 -[Michael] Ken Kennedy. -[screams] 1339 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:44,194 [Tazz] He's going-- watch this inverted-- 1340 00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,663 oh, my God, that inverted Samoan drop 1341 00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:48,732 right in the ribs of Holly and his shoulder. 1342 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,767 [Michael] And here's the cover by Kennedy. 1343 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:53,236 -[Tazz] He's got him. He's got him. -[Michael] Hook of the leg. 1344 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,471 -Kennedy remains undefeated… -[bell ringing] 1345 00:57:55,571 --> 00:57:57,707 …with this pay-per-view debut. 1346 00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:01,912 [announcer] Here is your winner, Mr. Kennedy. 1347 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,846 [Michael] Did you see Holly bounce off the mat, 1348 00:58:03,913 --> 00:58:05,716 -grab his ribs after Kennedy… -[Tazz] Yeah. 1349 00:58:05,781 --> 00:58:07,216 [Michael] …deliver that inverted Samoan drop? 1350 00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:09,586 -[Tazz shushing] -And the winner of the match… 1351 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:14,156 once again… 1352 00:58:15,091 --> 00:58:16,926 ♪ Dropping like the time ♪ 1353 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,627 ♪ I ain't lose control yeah… ♪ 1354 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:23,399 Mr. Kennedy. 1355 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,403 ♪ Gonna lose control Takes me higher real high ♪ 1356 00:58:26,470 --> 00:58:29,106 ♪ Turn off the music, light up… ♪ 1357 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,272 Kennedy. 1358 00:58:30,339 --> 00:58:32,109 -[Michael] You know what-- -[Tazz] I'll tell you what, Cole. 1359 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,745 If I had a hat on, I'd take my hat off to both of these guys. 1360 00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:37,714 It was a great matchup, but Ken Kennedy, 1361 00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:41,384 WWE pay-per-view debut, SmackDown pay-per-view debut got the win 1362 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:44,187 over the extremely tough and dangerous Hardcore Holly. 1363 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:45,321 What a matchup. 1364 00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:47,656 [Michael] Ken Kennedy remaining undefeated but I'm not too sure 1365 00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:49,725 that Hardcore Holly is not hurt. 1366 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:52,629 He's still rolling around in the ring, favoring the ribs. 1367 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,397 Remember, he has the injured shoulder as well. 1368 00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:56,133 [Tazz] Yeah. I don't know. Maybe that inverted Samoan drop, 1369 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,500 I mean, you gotta get a little-- 1370 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,703 [Michael] Well, Referee Nick Patrick calling for some help. 1371 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,404 Watch this again. Watch the impact here, Tazz. 1372 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:03,205 [Tazz] Let's see which way where Holly went. 1373 00:59:03,272 --> 00:59:06,009 On the shoulder, right on his shoulder and the ribs. 1374 00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:08,912 The ribs and shoulder, but really the ribs. 1375 00:59:09,513 --> 00:59:12,848 But Holly's shoulder was getting beat up on that whole match. 1376 00:59:12,915 --> 00:59:15,285 [Michael] Well, the trainer out here taking a look to the-- 1377 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:17,520 Larry Heck taking a look at-- but Hardcore Holly, 1378 00:59:17,587 --> 00:59:18,922 he doesn't seem to want any help. 1379 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:20,991 You know, Hardcore is a proud man. 1380 00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:23,527 Get away from me. Damn it. 1381 00:59:23,593 --> 00:59:24,995 [Tazz] Nobody near but Holly needs to get-- 1382 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,495 I don't need your help. 1383 00:59:26,562 --> 00:59:28,065 -[Tazz] He needs-- [Michael] He says he doesn't need 1384 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:30,667 -your help as we take another look-- -[Tazz] Watch the impact. 1385 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,435 Watch this. 1386 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:34,504 -[screams] -[crowd cheering] 1387 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,174 [Tazz] Look at-- see Holly's face in pain. 1388 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,109 That shoulder and those ribs. 1389 00:59:39,241 --> 00:59:41,111 -[Michael] Exactly right. -Help me. You're supposed to help me. 1390 00:59:41,178 --> 00:59:42,879 -Jesus. -[Tazz] It charged the-- it charged 1391 00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:44,748 the whole damn body right there. 1392 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,384 But God, I'll tell you. You can see Holly holding those ribs, 1393 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:51,254 -that was just flat out nasty. -["World Is Sylvan" playing] 1394 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,589 [Michael] What the-- what is this? 1395 00:59:54,491 --> 00:59:55,658 Sylvain. 1396 00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:57,194 [Tazz] Well, okay. Well, he-- 1397 00:59:57,259 --> 00:59:58,895 [Michael] What the hell does he want? 1398 00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:01,897 The self-proclaimed SmackDown fashion consultant. 1399 01:00:01,964 --> 01:00:04,067 [Tazz] And a model. Yeah. He's a model and he's-- 1400 01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:07,337 -Well, Holly's hurt. -[Michael] He's a goof is what he is. 1401 01:00:07,404 --> 01:00:08,904 -[Tazz] I know he's a goof, but Holly's hurt. 1402 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:10,874 [overlapping chatter] 1403 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:12,442 Get him away-- [groans] 1404 01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:14,377 -[Michael] Oh, look at this. -[Tazz] What the hell? Wait a minute. 1405 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,948 [Michael] Attacking those injured ribs with the kick and then the right hand. 1406 01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:21,451 -[screams] -What the hell is this all about? 1407 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:22,919 You gotta be kidding me. 1408 01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:25,288 [Tazz] Come on, Sylvain, you stole the victory 1409 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:28,558 this past Friday night against Holly, thanks to Kennedy. 1410 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:31,694 [Michael] And he comes out and-- he takes advantage of him. 1411 01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:33,263 [Tazz] Yeah, he's hurt. That's what he's doing here. 1412 01:00:33,395 --> 01:00:35,799 [Michael] Well, Hardcore Holly is-- He's seriously hurt 1413 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:39,569 and Sylvain targeting those injured ribs of Hardcore Holly. 1414 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:43,740 Remember Holly promised to give Sylvain a black eye a few weeks ago 1415 01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:45,274 and he did just that. 1416 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,042 No love lost between these two, 1417 01:00:47,109 --> 01:00:48,712 -but this is uncalled for… -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 1418 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:51,882 [Michael] …this is well beyond athletic competition here. 1419 01:00:51,948 --> 01:00:53,850 -This is a street mugging. -[Tazz] What is this guy doing? 1420 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:55,417 Is he trying to get noticed, Sylvain? 1421 01:00:55,484 --> 01:00:59,356 What's-- I mean, you know, Holly's hurt. I mean, okay, you made your point. 1422 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:02,558 -Get the hell out of here. -[Michael] Oh, not-- no. Not this. 1423 01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:03,792 [Tazz] We saw this on Friday-- 1424 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,227 [Michael] Come on now! 1425 01:01:05,629 --> 01:01:08,964 The ribs targeted by Sylvain. 1426 01:01:09,031 --> 01:01:11,100 [Tazz] Now, that brainbuster hits the-- 1427 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,337 [Michael] Yeah, and he's proud of himself. A pose for a magazine somewhere. 1428 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,839 -[Tazz] Oh, he's a former model. -[Michael] Idiots Inc. 1429 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,908 That's ridiculous. What is this? 1430 01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:20,477 [Tazz] Well, he knows a lot about showboating. 1431 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,444 And come on, that's Sylvain's thing, you know, it's-- 1432 01:01:22,578 --> 01:01:23,446 [crowd booing] 1433 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:26,448 …that I don't understand why, you know, he-- 1434 01:01:26,515 --> 01:01:28,417 didn't notice out here or trying to… 1435 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:31,421 Insult to injury right here for Hardcore Holly. 1436 01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:34,991 [Michael] Hardcore Holly could have broken ribs, a separated shoulder… 1437 01:01:35,991 --> 01:01:36,993 and for what? 1438 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:40,330 So, Sylvain could come out at No Mercy here on pay-per-view 1439 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,933 and be in the spotlight making a name for himself? 1440 01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:45,535 [Tazz] You know, it's one thing for a man like Hardcore Holly 1441 01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:49,306 to lose the match to Kennedy, that alone chews your pride a little bit. 1442 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,542 But then to have this Sylvain come out here and attack you 1443 01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:55,645 while you're hurt, it's a low that you don't want, Cole, 1444 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:58,815 -I mean, really, it's not cool. -[Michael] Absolutely ridiculous. 1445 01:01:59,281 --> 01:02:00,584 Ridiculous. 1446 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:02,719 And there's-- 1447 01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:05,187 you see Hardcore Holly, that's the story, 1448 01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:09,459 the injuries to Hardcore Holly at the hands of that man, Sylvain. 1449 01:02:09,558 --> 01:02:10,694 [music fades] 1450 01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:13,763 I really love cheeseburgers, 1451 01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:18,268 -but they're all yours. [chuckles] -[pants] 1452 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,307 [coughs] 1453 01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:25,774 [Tazz] Oh, a hair. 1454 01:02:25,841 --> 01:02:28,111 -God. Now, that's disgusting. -[sobs] 1455 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,145 -Keep on eating, son. -I don't wanna eat-- 1456 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:35,018 Chris Benoit is in there doing an interview for WWE.com 1457 01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:36,586 because he won. 1458 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:38,721 -What I got to do with this? -Oh, you wanna know? 1459 01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:40,423 Then listen to me, 1460 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:42,993 Chris Benoit is a winner. 1461 01:02:43,692 --> 01:02:47,497 Chris Benoit is the United States Champion. 1462 01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:51,201 Now, you had a shot to become champion tonight, Booker, 1463 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,136 and it was your night to shine, 1464 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:56,172 but your friend Chris Benoit 1465 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:57,707 -stole your victory. -What good-- 1466 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:02,379 Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! 1467 01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:05,749 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt 1468 01:03:05,815 --> 01:03:09,486 this regularly scheduled dispute, 1469 01:03:09,551 --> 01:03:11,754 domestic dispute that's going on right here 1470 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:15,792 to bring you some shocking news. 1471 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,828 -Look, man, what the hell do you want? -That's right, boys and girls, 1472 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:22,499 in his very first ever… 1473 01:03:22,598 --> 01:03:26,236 WWE pay-per-view, 1474 01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:31,540 Mr. Kennedy. 1475 01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:32,808 [crowd booing] 1476 01:03:34,743 --> 01:03:36,513 Kennedy… 1477 01:03:36,578 --> 01:03:37,681 Yo, man, back up. 1478 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,183 Wins. 1479 01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,654 Winner. 1480 01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:48,524 See what I'm saying? 1481 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:53,163 -See what I'm saying? I'm sick of-- -And loser. 1482 01:03:53,562 --> 01:03:55,298 -Yo, man, I'll show your punk-- -Oh, but wait, no, no, 1483 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:57,701 -Booker, wait a minute. Stop it. -Gotta take care of this mess. 1484 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,202 Listen to me. 1485 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:03,540 Now, look, Ken Kennedy is not your problem, 1486 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,576 Chris Benoit is not your problem. 1487 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,111 So, what's my damn problem? 1488 01:04:08,745 --> 01:04:11,981 Your problem is you. 1489 01:04:12,848 --> 01:04:15,285 [crowd chatter] 1490 01:04:18,053 --> 01:04:19,589 [bell ringing] 1491 01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:20,890 [Michael] Wow. 1492 01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:25,395 [Tazz] Well, I guess you might have-- she-- I guess she has a point. 1493 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:26,562 My God. 1494 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:27,731 ["Longhorn" playing] 1495 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:29,399 I get to see it Sharmell's way. 1496 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,202 [Michael] Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are live 1497 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,404 at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 1498 01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,638 The man who is born and raised in Texas 1499 01:04:36,705 --> 01:04:38,975 but has since moved to New York City. 1500 01:04:39,676 --> 01:04:40,844 JBL. 1501 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:44,114 [Tazz] Oh, we love JBL in New York, no doubt. 1502 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,682 There he is, my man. 1503 01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:47,584 -[crowd booing] -[bell rings] 1504 01:04:47,649 --> 01:04:50,620 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall. 1505 01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:53,923 Making his way to the ring from New York City, 1506 01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:57,227 weighing in at 297 pounds, 1507 01:04:57,292 --> 01:04:59,962 John Bradshaw Layfield. 1508 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:03,165 [Michael] And of course accompanied by his image consultant, Jillian Hall. 1509 01:05:03,232 --> 01:05:06,669 You know, JBL has gone through a rough stretch as of late, 1510 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,172 needs this victory here tonight over Rey Mysterio 1511 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:13,643 and he hired Jillian Hall really to fix his image, so to speak. 1512 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:16,578 [Tazz] Where's the mask that Mysterio offered this young lady, the mask 1513 01:05:16,645 --> 01:05:20,049 to cover that gigantic mole on her face and she's not wearing it. 1514 01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:22,317 I kinda wanna-- gotta be sexy if she's wearing a mask 1515 01:05:22,384 --> 01:05:23,919 when she kinda covers that thing up. 1516 01:05:23,986 --> 01:05:25,888 -That's a nice skirt though. -[Michael] Well, Mysterio presented 1517 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:30,259 that mask to Bradshaw first, so he can hide his face in shame 1518 01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:34,163 when Rey picked up a second straight victory over JBL. 1519 01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:36,966 -The self-made millionaire… -[Tazz chuckles] Oh, God. 1520 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,236 -[Michael] …who's made money in the stock market, he's a radio host, 1521 01:05:40,336 --> 01:05:43,106 of course, a best-selling author as well. 1522 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:46,142 [Tazz] I tell you what, Cole, I'm saying she's a nice little lady, 1523 01:05:46,241 --> 01:05:47,676 and we've some good points-- She might look kinda 1524 01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:50,212 like, even nicer looking with the mask on. 1525 01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:53,515 I mean-- I don't mean that in a bad way, just kinda to cover like her shortcomings. 1526 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:57,720 You could still see her eyes in the mask, maybe her teeth are okay. 1527 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:00,123 I don't think they, you know, like summer teeth, 1528 01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,924 but the rest of them looks great, know what I mean? 1529 01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:03,827 [Michael] She got a pretty good job as well with JBL's image. 1530 01:06:03,893 --> 01:06:05,962 [Tazz] But she's got that damn thing on her face that-- 1531 01:06:06,029 --> 01:06:07,897 [Michael] What is your obsession with the woman's face? 1532 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:10,098 [Tazz] It's like a-- I can't take my eyes off that thing. 1533 01:06:10,165 --> 01:06:13,470 It's like damn appliance on her face, it's like… [laughs] 1534 01:06:13,535 --> 01:06:16,573 it's oozing, it's got like-- it's breathing and-- 1535 01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:19,209 well, I was near it the other day at catering. I almost [indistinct] 1536 01:06:19,274 --> 01:06:20,477 I had to run to the bathroom. 1537 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:24,379 It's like a big-- I gotta tell you, I was having a hotdog and I swear to God. 1538 01:06:24,446 --> 01:06:26,415 [Michael] You know those cookies you were eating today in catering. 1539 01:06:26,515 --> 01:06:27,750 [Tazz] I swear that thing-- what Cole? 1540 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,252 [Michael] Those cookies you ate in catering today? 1541 01:06:29,384 --> 01:06:30,720 -[Tazz] Yeah. -[Michael] That sort of look like 1542 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:31,788 it's on her face. 1543 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:33,288 [Tazz] I know, but that's like a double chunk, 1544 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:35,091 super chunk thing on her face. 1545 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,426 It's gross. 1546 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:37,861 She looks great otherwise. 1547 01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:40,296 -[music ends] -[crowd chatter] 1548 01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:42,832 [Michael] JBL ready to go. 1549 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:45,435 [Tazz] Better be ready when you're in there 1550 01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:47,169 -with the man who's coming out. -["Booyaka 619" playing] 1551 01:06:47,236 --> 01:06:49,138 ♪ What you gonna do When we come for you ♪ 1552 01:06:49,205 --> 01:06:51,540 ♪ Córrele, córrele, ándale ♪ 1553 01:06:51,607 --> 01:06:54,644 ♪ What you gonna do When we come for you ♪ 1554 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,413 ♪ Booyaka, Booyaka ♪ 1555 01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,749 [Tazz] Whoa! 1556 01:07:00,582 --> 01:07:02,986 [announcer] And from San Diego, California, 1557 01:07:03,051 --> 01:07:05,855 weighing in at 170 pounds, 1558 01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:08,758 Rey Mysterio. 1559 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:10,058 [Tazz] Booyaka, Booyaka. 1560 01:07:10,125 --> 01:07:11,627 -[Michael] I love that song. -[Tazz] Booyaka. 1561 01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:14,129 [Michael] Rey Mysterio set for action one on one 1562 01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:17,332 against JBL here at No Mercy, 1563 01:07:17,399 --> 01:07:21,037 live from the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 1564 01:07:21,437 --> 01:07:22,872 [Tazz] No doubt, no doubt. 1565 01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:26,676 [Michael] And the next time the WWE is on pay-per-view, 1566 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:29,111 we're gonna be in Rey Mysterio's hometown. 1567 01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:33,850 It's Taboo Tuesday in San Diego on November 1st. 1568 01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:36,486 [Tazz] A little 619 country right there. 1569 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,421 That's pretty cool, that's pretty cool. 1570 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:41,558 Tell you what, I'm near inched up this match 1571 01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:44,093 with JBL and Mysterio. baby. right now. 1572 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,361 [Michael] Of course, you remember from last year the first ever 1573 01:07:46,428 --> 01:07:50,265 interactive pay-per-view at WWE history Taboo Tuesday, 1574 01:07:50,332 --> 01:07:52,835 you, the fans, get to choose what you wanna see. 1575 01:07:52,901 --> 01:07:54,837 -[Tazz] It's off the chart. -[Michael] I'm gonna vote. 1576 01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:57,073 [Tazz] Can we make you disappear, can the fans do that? 1577 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,808 -[Michael] Nice. -[Tazz chuckles] 1578 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:00,243 -That's nice. -[Michael] Oh, maybe that thing 1579 01:08:00,310 --> 01:08:02,845 -on Jillian's-- oh, my-- -[Tazz] Oh, God, get outta here. 1580 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:06,448 -Oh, look at-- come on, get off of that. -[Michael] Wow. 1581 01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:09,285 So, JBL has a lot to prove here tonight, 1582 01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:12,422 he needs a victory over that man, Rey Mysterio, 1583 01:08:12,522 --> 01:08:15,658 and seeing Rey Mysterio conjures up images 1584 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:19,062 of some of the great wrestling legends here at Houston, Texas. 1585 01:08:19,127 --> 01:08:23,566 [Tazz] No doubt, Mil Máscaras. The legendary Mil Máscaras got-- 1586 01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:26,903 became such a huge star here for [indistinct] 1587 01:08:27,002 --> 01:08:28,004 [crowd cheering] 1588 01:08:28,136 --> 01:08:31,139 And wrestling here in Houston and kinda reminds of Rey Mysterio, 1589 01:08:31,206 --> 01:08:33,977 Mil Máscaras-- and I talked to Rey earlier… 1590 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:35,077 -[bell ringing] -…about Máscaras, 1591 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:38,581 and he said he was a gigantic fan of Mil Máscaras when Rey was a little boy. 1592 01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:42,385 And Rey got to wrestle Mil Máscaras on one of Mil's last matches 1593 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,287 and Rey said it was one of-- one of the best match-- 1594 01:08:44,353 --> 01:08:46,054 best times of his career, 1595 01:08:46,121 --> 01:08:48,090 so I mean, you know, a lot of respect 1596 01:08:48,191 --> 01:08:49,892 between Rey obviously and Mil Máscaras. 1597 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:54,029 [Michael] So, JBL and the one thing that he doesn't have from Rey Mysterio 1598 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,965 is respect and you see it there. 1599 01:08:56,398 --> 01:08:58,768 -[Tazz] Absolutely no respect. -[Michael] And here's Rey Mysterio, 1600 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:01,103 Rey Mysterio has the agility, the quickness, 1601 01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:05,207 the unique style in this matchup against the power, the brawn of JBL. 1602 01:09:05,273 --> 01:09:08,277 [Tazz] Oh, look at-- you don't usually see Rey do this, 1603 01:09:08,344 --> 01:09:12,014 just punching and kicking I tell you-- I tell you-- 1604 01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:15,283 Hey, Cole, you know what, I'm not-- I'm not making any excuses for Bradshaw, 1605 01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:18,121 but he's had a little bit of an intestinal bug here the past 24 hours. 1606 01:09:18,187 --> 01:09:20,288 It's some of the spicy food, I'm serious. 1607 01:09:20,356 --> 01:09:22,558 [Michael] And look at Rey Mysterio-- nice takedown by JBL. 1608 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,594 [Tazz] The headlock takedown, the headlock takedown. 1609 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,095 [Michael] …on Rey Mysterio. 1610 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,898 -An intestinal bug? -[Tazz] Yeah, he had intestinal bug like-- 1611 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:32,335 -that's an external, not that kind. -[Michael] I get a-- I get a stomach bug 1612 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,136 -looking at her, too. -[Tazz] Maybe that's the problem, 1613 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:36,973 well, maybe some of that stuff on her face dripped in his food. 1614 01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:39,108 -[Michael] That's gross. -[Tazz] No, but I mean, I think-- 1615 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,209 I don't know what happened 1616 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,944 but JBL has got some kind of bug-- intestinal, you know. 1617 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:45,682 [Michael] But JBL needs a victory, no excuses here tonight, 1618 01:09:45,747 --> 01:09:48,785 as he works on the headlock on Rey Mysterio. 1619 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,319 Jillian Hall, the image consultant, looks on. 1620 01:09:51,386 --> 01:09:54,122 JBL back to his feet as is Mysterio. 1621 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:58,561 Remember Mysterio owns a victory over JBL back on Friday Night SmackDown. 1622 01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:00,163 [Tazz] Hey, Cole, listen. I got a question. 1623 01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:03,331 How can you be an image consultant and have that thing on your face, 1624 01:10:03,398 --> 01:10:06,235 that-- what kind of image is that? That's a bad image. 1625 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,737 -[Michael] But she-- -[Tazz] Look at that thing, 1626 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:08,670 that's an image consultant. 1627 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:11,708 She's got-- it's like damn bumper for a car. 1628 01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:13,409 -What? What? -[Michael] Can I talk? 1629 01:10:13,976 --> 01:10:17,813 [Tazz] It's like a bumper that scraped up some roadkill like a possum on her face. 1630 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,348 [Michael] Well, we are in Texas. 1631 01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:20,883 [Tazz] Maybe it is a possum on her face. 1632 01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:24,120 [Michael] And Rey Mysterio in trouble as JBL continues 1633 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,255 to apply the pressure with that side headlock. 1634 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:27,724 That will wear a man down, right? 1635 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,058 -[Tazz] What? -[Michael] A side headlock. 1636 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:30,293 [Tazz] Oh, yeah, absolutely it will. 1637 01:10:30,358 --> 01:10:32,295 Are you kidding me? Especially, I mean, that thing on the side 1638 01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:34,464 of her face is wearing me down or wear a man down. 1639 01:10:35,364 --> 01:10:37,867 I don't understand why she doesn't get that thing latched off? 1640 01:10:39,202 --> 01:10:41,804 [Michael] I assume JBL is paying her a lot of money to take care of it. 1641 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:44,807 And look at JBL dropping the elbow, nobody home. 1642 01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:46,608 Rey Mysterio back to his feet. 1643 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:49,812 Oh, a kick driving JBL outside of the ring, 1644 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:51,147 right out here in front of us. 1645 01:10:51,214 --> 01:10:54,851 [Tazz] And JBL got nailed by Mysterio, that's not often you see some-- 1646 01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:56,152 who do that to JBL. 1647 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:59,188 And Mysterio-- you see now, Mysterio's smart. 1648 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,290 Getting out of the ring and now getting back in the ring. 1649 01:11:01,357 --> 01:11:03,025 [Michael] Well, this is Mysterio's game sometimes, 1650 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,595 -cat and mouse, use his quickness. -[Tazz] He's gonna bore the big man up. 1651 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:08,097 I mean, he's gonna make him tired, you know, that's-- 1652 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:10,099 use your quickness, use your brain. 1653 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,300 Oh, look, look. 1654 01:11:12,367 --> 01:11:15,103 Rey-- Rey's playing a game, a little cat and mouse game. 1655 01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:18,840 [Michael] Oh, cardiovascularly Rey Mysterio wins. 1656 01:11:18,907 --> 01:11:20,510 -[Tazz] You think? -[Michael] Hands down. 1657 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,379 [Tazz] I don't know, Bradshaw's a-- this is great, I'm loving this though. 1658 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,614 This is cool. 1659 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:28,384 [Michael] Rey Mysterio completely taking JBL out of his game. 1660 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:29,885 [Tazz] JBL is there and he's falling for it. 1661 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,722 [Michael] Will, trainer Early Hebner wanna bring out the oxygen tank. 1662 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,157 And look at Rey still going. 1663 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:37,293 [Tazz] I'm surprised. I mean I've been on the-- oh! Oh! 1664 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,096 With JBL we're both on it like ten minutes and then we got tired. 1665 01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,998 -[Jillian] Come on! -[Michael] Ten minutes? 1666 01:11:42,063 --> 01:11:45,268 [Tazz] Whoa! That's a better side by the way there, Mr. Director. 1667 01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:47,870 -[Michael chuckles] -[crowd cheering] 1668 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:50,639 [Tazz] Rey better be careful, Rey better be careful. JBL-- 1669 01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:52,642 [Michael] Watch out! Right from behind, 1670 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:56,978 a kick to the kidney, JBL caught Rey Mysterio, 1671 01:11:57,045 --> 01:12:00,081 and now a blow to the back of the head, and Mysterio's in trouble 1672 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,318 if he gets into the power game here. 1673 01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:05,087 [Tazz] Man, let's look. Take a look at this. Watch this kick. 1674 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,191 -[Michael] Oh! -[Tazz] By Mysterio, a flying dropkick. 1675 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,492 Catching Bradshaw, but now Brad-- 1676 01:12:10,593 --> 01:12:12,762 -JBL is in control. -That's good. 1677 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,397 [crowd chatter] 1678 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:18,166 [Michael] JBL called Rey Mysterio an underdog his entire life 1679 01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:20,970 and said that, "Underdogs do not win." 1680 01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:23,706 Vowing Mysterio will not win here tonight. 1681 01:12:24,607 --> 01:12:25,842 Two… 1682 01:12:25,907 --> 01:12:30,478 [Michael] Clubbing blows wearing the 165-pound Mysterio down. 1683 01:12:30,545 --> 01:12:33,583 [Tazz] Oh, well, you know, you can hear that blow 1684 01:12:33,648 --> 01:12:36,318 by Bradshaw on the spine of Mysterio. 1685 01:12:36,719 --> 01:12:38,321 [Michael] Mysterio whipped across the ring. 1686 01:12:38,454 --> 01:12:40,556 And taken out the big man in his knees. 1687 01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,023 Great strategy by Mysterio. 1688 01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:44,894 Who bounces off the ropes and look at that snapmare, 1689 01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:47,129 -driving JBL straight into the mat. -[Tazz] Here we go. 1690 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:50,499 [Michael] Hooks the leg, shoulders down-- again and JBL kicks-out at two. 1691 01:12:51,733 --> 01:12:54,135 [Tazz] And I tell you, I think Mysterio smart here 1692 01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:55,804 to pace these wrestlers match. 1693 01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:58,407 Now, going after that leg that had that big heavy knee brace on. 1694 01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:00,509 -Look at that. Oh, my God. -[Michael] When you take the legs out 1695 01:13:00,576 --> 01:13:04,547 -and now JBL is in Mysterio's size. -[Tazz] That was smart right there by Rey. 1696 01:13:05,848 --> 01:13:08,985 Maybe Rey scissoring up that-- scissoring up that leg. 1697 01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:12,722 [Michael] JBL just using his boots to kick his way out of it. 1698 01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:14,991 [Tazz] Flat in the boot, it's all legal, it's all good. 1699 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,861 [Michael] And Mysterio driving JBL to his back again. 1700 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,663 [Tazz] Mysterio's doing-- he's doing those kicks 1701 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:22,231 to the back of that hamstring. 1702 01:13:22,298 --> 01:13:25,735 And the leg of Bradshaw to keep JBL off his feet, 1703 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,237 so he's-- you know, I'm impressed with Mysterio's game plan. 1704 01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:29,572 [Michael] You gotta be. 1705 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:32,642 Rey Mysterio knows JBL well, 1706 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:35,244 scouted JBL coming in, has wrestled against him before, 1707 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:36,913 -and had strategy. -Come on, that's cheating. 1708 01:13:36,978 --> 01:13:40,016 [Tazz] Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's motivating-- that Jillian Hall. 1709 01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:41,951 [Michael] She's yelling and that's-- and look at that, 1710 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:44,553 thumb to the eye, that is typical JBL. 1711 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,489 When he's in trouble, he throws the rules out. 1712 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,990 [crowd cheering] 1713 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:49,959 [Tazz] You know what, you do what you gotta do, Cole, 1714 01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:51,861 -to win a match sometimes. -[Michael] Well, JBL did hold 1715 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,630 the WWE championship for ten months, 1716 01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:58,233 one of the most successful champions in history, no arguing that point. 1717 01:13:58,334 --> 01:13:59,835 [crowd booing] 1718 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,871 In fact, at No Mercy last year, 1719 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:04,807 JBL in a classic battle with The Undertaker. 1720 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,709 As Rey Mysterio's ripped across the ring, 1721 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,477 JBL catches him midair. 1722 01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:10,379 -Great, hurricanrana. -[Tazz] Oh, no, no. 1723 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:12,447 Tilt-a-whirl headscissor by Mysterio. 1724 01:14:12,548 --> 01:14:14,583 [Michael] And Mysterio in control and JBL-- going for the 619. 1725 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:16,552 -[Tazz] Here we go. Here we go. -[Michael] Here we go, 619. 1726 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:18,721 [Tazz] Cole, maybe? Wow! Whoa! Oh, he missed it. 1727 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,723 [Michael] JBL rolling out of the way. 1728 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,724 [Tazz] Uh-oh. What the hell! He went over the top. 1729 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,093 Lands on the apron. 1730 01:14:25,193 --> 01:14:27,530 Oh, you're a gentleman, Mysterio. 1731 01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:29,365 [indistinct] his pants. 1732 01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:31,500 [Michael] Oh! Bulldog off the apron, 1733 01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:34,904 driving JBL into the mat below. 1734 01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:38,874 [Tazz] I'll tell you, man, JBL landed super hard right there. 1735 01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:41,043 -Let's take a look at this. -[crowd member] Come on, Mysterio! 1736 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:42,411 [Tazz] Bulldog here. 1737 01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:45,982 Watch this. Watch the head of JBL right to the-- 1738 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:47,516 right into that mat. 1739 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,585 Which is not thick at all, it's just-- that-- 1740 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:52,688 after JBL pulled Jillian Hall in front of him, 1741 01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,623 and then shoved to the side because he thought, 1742 01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:56,425 "Oh, Rey Mysterio is going back to the ring." 1743 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:59,128 And Referee Charles-- oh, wow! 1744 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:02,531 [Michael] JBL picking the ankle and Mysterio head first 1745 01:15:02,598 --> 01:15:04,767 -off the steel steps. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 1746 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:07,135 Talk about the turning point in the match, Cole. 1747 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,672 [Michael] That could've welded in. Listen to this, listen. 1748 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,340 [crowd cheering] 1749 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:15,577 [Tazz] That is Rey Mysterio's face and forehead into those steel steps. 1750 01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,147 -Oh, my God. -[Michael] Exploding off the steps echoing 1751 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:19,581 through the Toyota Center. 1752 01:15:19,648 --> 01:15:22,351 [Tazz] Well, it's a small miracle we don't see Mysterio's brain 1753 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,286 splattered on this floor here in Houston. 1754 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,322 -[Michael] And this where JBL-- -[Tazz] Better thank God for that. 1755 01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:28,324 [Michael] This is where JBL is so dangerous, Tazz. 1756 01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:30,126 Here's the cover, hook of the leg, kick out by Mysterio. 1757 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,228 -kick out by Mysterio. -Two! 1758 01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:33,963 [Tazz] I don't think Mysterio knows where the hell he is. 1759 01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:36,898 That's instinct kicking-out and we know 1760 01:15:36,999 --> 01:15:41,103 and it's well documented how tough Rey is and how much a test of fortitude he has, 1761 01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:44,473 but Rey, of course, Rey is gotta be hurt. 1762 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,976 And I don't know much he's gonna have left here for that, Cole. 1763 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:51,147 [Michael] Oh, great right-hands by JBL. Driving Mysterio down into the corner. 1764 01:15:51,347 --> 01:15:52,415 -[counts] -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 1765 01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:56,052 Like a damn mugging, just beating the hell out of Rey. 1766 01:15:56,117 --> 01:15:59,822 [Michael] Closed fists to the skull of Mysterio. 1767 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:01,190 [Tazz] And that's the thing about JBL. 1768 01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:02,691 Don't be fooled by the limo, and horns, 1769 01:16:02,825 --> 01:16:04,260 -and the custom suits… -[crowd booing] 1770 01:16:04,326 --> 01:16:07,463 …and the multimillionaire-- self-made millionaire, I should say. 1771 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:10,933 I mean, JBL's a rugged bad ass, tough guy. Bar none. 1772 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:14,236 [Michael] Mysterio, boot to the face, and there's that heart, 1773 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:16,938 that resilience we talked about with Mysterio. 1774 01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:18,074 Going up to the top rope. 1775 01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:20,041 -JBL up there as well. -[Tazz] Uh-oh. Oh, my God. 1776 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:22,211 -[Michael] Mysterio's in trouble. Oh, my. -[Tazz] Mysterio's done, Cole, 1777 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:25,481 -Mysterio's toast. -[Michael] Oh, fallaway slam, 1778 01:16:25,548 --> 01:16:26,715 center of the ring. 1779 01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:28,550 JBL to Mysterio 1780 01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:30,853 and this one could be close to being over. 1781 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,856 [Tazz] Close? I think if JBL gets a cover here, 1782 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,191 this thing's done. 1783 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:36,826 Take another look. 1784 01:16:36,892 --> 01:16:38,794 Watch the body of Rey jump. 1785 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:39,929 Look at that. 1786 01:16:39,995 --> 01:16:41,197 And again another one. 1787 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:43,099 [Michael] Another fallaway slam, 1788 01:16:43,165 --> 01:16:46,268 launching Mysterio fully across the ring. 1789 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:49,472 [Tazz] Wow. 1790 01:16:50,172 --> 01:16:52,974 I'm telling you, if I had-- earlier in this matchup, 1791 01:16:53,675 --> 01:16:56,378 a few minutes ago, I'd say when Mysterio's face hit those steel steps, 1792 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,679 that was it for Rey. 1793 01:16:57,746 --> 01:17:00,081 Great kick get off from behind the apron. 1794 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:01,684 [Michael] Yeah. And then the two fallaway slams, 1795 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:02,952 one from the top rope, 1796 01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:06,188 and now Mysterio is in a dangerous predicament here. 1797 01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:09,758 We know how dangerous JBL is when he's outside the ring. 1798 01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:11,994 He's got Mysterio in his-- in his arms. 1799 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:13,896 [Tazz] Oh, no, oh no, no, no, no, look at this. 1800 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,232 A third-- a third fallaway slam 1801 01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:19,168 and don't let that padding fool you, ladies and gentleman. 1802 01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:21,070 That is a thin mat there. 1803 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,339 Mysterio driven into near concrete 1804 01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:26,208 by that fallaway slam by JBL. 1805 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:28,244 [Tazz] Thin mat with cement underneath it. 1806 01:17:28,309 --> 01:17:29,712 Let's take another look at this. 1807 01:17:29,777 --> 01:17:31,246 This is just nasty. 1808 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,481 Look at this. 1809 01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:34,049 Oh, my God. 1810 01:17:34,116 --> 01:17:38,487 [Michael] And you can see the intensity beginning to build now in the eyes of JBL. 1811 01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:42,291 He realizes he's got Mysterio in all kinds of trouble here. 1812 01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,027 JBL smells blood, so to speak. 1813 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:46,962 [Tazz] Oh, I agree that's a perfect analogy. 1814 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,166 [Michael] Into the cover goes JBL, hook of the leg. 1815 01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:53,702 There's two and Mysterio spins that shoulder out. 1816 01:17:54,402 --> 01:17:56,705 JBL cannot believe it. 1817 01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:59,541 [Tazz] A matter of time there, Cole. A matter of time, I'm telling you. 1818 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:00,776 [referee] One, two… 1819 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:03,879 [Tazz] Cover! Kick out at two by Mysterio. 1820 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:09,084 Again, toughness, heart, desire, by Mysterio. 1821 01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:11,820 But how much more can the man hang-on? 1822 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,556 How much more can Rey hang-on? 1823 01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:15,724 [Michael] Rey can-- if he can hang on a little bit, 1824 01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:19,495 it appears that JBL maybe becoming frustrated here. 1825 01:18:19,594 --> 01:18:21,764 You saw through that first pin cover. 1826 01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:23,699 [Tazz] Cole, it doesn't matter. If the guy is getting frustrated 1827 01:18:23,766 --> 01:18:26,068 you're in there with-- if your opponent can't capitalize 1828 01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:28,603 on your frustration, I mean, it don't matter. 1829 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,539 -[Michael] Uh-oh. -[Tazz] Bearhug now. 1830 01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:34,210 [Michael] Now, a bearhug and remember, the fallaway slams went on that back 1831 01:18:34,276 --> 01:18:37,346 -and now JBL manhandling-- -[Tazz] Oh, my God. Oh. 1832 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,215 Driving the forearm into the ribs. 1833 01:18:39,648 --> 01:18:40,849 [Tazz] He's almost like-- 1834 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,652 I was gonna say Crossface, but he's got his face 1835 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:47,223 right into those ribs like a big bear right there 1836 01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:50,291 squeezing Rey Mysterio. 1837 01:18:50,925 --> 01:18:52,561 Rey is trying to hang-on there, Cole. 1838 01:18:52,628 --> 01:18:55,197 [Michael] Desperately trying to hang-on, but how much does he have left? 1839 01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:01,704 JBL continues to pressure with the bearhug. 1840 01:19:02,137 --> 01:19:04,572 Mysterio with the right hand trying to get the battle back into this. 1841 01:19:04,639 --> 01:19:07,142 [Tazz] You know, Rey's gotta get out of this bearhug. 1842 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:09,445 [groans] 1843 01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:13,115 [Michael] Ooh. Right hand by JBL. Mysterio placed up on the top rope. 1844 01:19:13,182 --> 01:19:14,349 [crowd] Come on, Rey! 1845 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:16,719 [Tazz] You gotta be careful here if you're Bradshaw. 1846 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:19,655 [Michael] Mysterio, a tornado DDT, 1847 01:19:19,722 --> 01:19:21,889 planting JBL, do you believe that? 1848 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:23,992 [Tazz] We can't create separations… 1849 01:19:24,126 --> 01:19:26,262 -[counts] -…with separation with Rey. 1850 01:19:26,327 --> 01:19:30,199 If you do that, he's gonna find himself an opening and jump on it. 1851 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,268 But Rey can't capitalize on that DDT. 1852 01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:33,501 [Michael] Both men are down. 1853 01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:37,473 If Mysterio can somehow mount a bit of offense off that counter, 1854 01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:39,141 maybe he can get back in this thing. 1855 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:43,712 Another look, spinning tornado DDT by Mysterio. 1856 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,880 [Tazz] Right on the top of the head of Bradshaw. 1857 01:19:46,682 --> 01:19:49,218 [Michael] Mysterio trying to pull himself up to the ropes, he does. 1858 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,885 JBL up to his feet as well. 1859 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:52,955 Mysterio ducks underneath the clothesline 1860 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:56,458 and Mysterio with all he's got left, battling out. 1861 01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:57,693 Look at second-- look. 1862 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,462 Crossbody lateral press, but rolled through. 1863 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,764 [Tazz] He's gonna try and still-- that low dropkick. 1864 01:20:03,331 --> 01:20:05,267 Rey's got to keep the pressure on 1865 01:20:05,334 --> 01:20:08,103 and try and get to a fourth gear here. 1866 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,306 -[Michael] Mysterio-- oh my. -[Tazz] Oh, no, no, no. 1867 01:20:10,371 --> 01:20:12,974 [Michael] Mysterio desperately with the right hand. 1868 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:14,677 [Tazz] Keep swinging, right, keep punching. 1869 01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:17,012 -Keep punching. -[Michael] Create balance problems 1870 01:20:17,112 --> 01:20:18,213 for JBL. 1871 01:20:18,813 --> 01:20:22,384 Oh, my. JBL taken down by Mysterio. 1872 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,119 [Tazz] Look at this, look at this. 1873 01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:28,357 [Michael] Mysterio, a Bronco Buster in Houston, Texas. 1874 01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:31,126 [Tazz] Yeah. Oh, look at Jillian Hall back there. 1875 01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:32,561 [Michael] Well, the image consultant Jillian, 1876 01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:33,996 -is on the apron. -[Tazz] Get off the apron, 1877 01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:35,731 -what are you doing? -[Michael] Whoa, wait. 1878 01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:39,367 [Tazz] She's got to get off the apron though. 1879 01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:41,670 -[crowd cheering] -[indistinct] 1880 01:20:43,304 --> 01:20:45,007 [Tazz] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 1881 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:47,209 [Michael] JBL almost took out Jillian Hall. 1882 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:50,144 Mysterio had eyes on the back of his head. 1883 01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:51,813 [Tazz] Uh-oh. Poor Bradshaw, witnessed that? 1884 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,549 [Michael] Uh-oh. Nobody home. 1885 01:20:53,615 --> 01:20:55,884 Bradshaw bounces off the top turnbuckle. 1886 01:20:56,318 --> 01:20:58,487 Rey Mysterio going to the top rope, check this out. 1887 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,155 -[Tazz] Moonsault. -[Michael] Moonsault top rope. 1888 01:21:00,222 --> 01:21:01,924 [Tazz] He's got him, he's got him. 1889 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,093 -[Michael] And JBL at the two kicks-out. -[crowd groaning] 1890 01:21:04,159 --> 01:21:06,327 -Mysterio finally had him. -Come on, JBL get up. 1891 01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:07,329 Come on! 1892 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:11,032 [Tazz] Look at Hall now, she's gonna blow a gasket 1893 01:21:11,099 --> 01:21:14,169 -or blow a cheek bone or something. -[Michael] Don't make her mad. 1894 01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:16,605 Mysterio bouncing off the second rope 1895 01:21:16,672 --> 01:21:18,507 and a shoulder knockdown by JBL 1896 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:21,343 and again Bradshaw maybe in control here. 1897 01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:27,148 [Tazz] Well, again, that size and power advantage of Bradshaw, of JBL, 1898 01:21:27,215 --> 01:21:29,117 to such his advantage. 1899 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:31,420 [crowd booing] 1900 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:32,920 [Tazz] Well, you know, you never, Cole-- 1901 01:21:32,987 --> 01:21:35,357 -never could count Rey Mysterio out. -[Michael] No, not at all. 1902 01:21:35,456 --> 01:21:36,858 [Tazz] But here comes the clothesline from Hell! 1903 01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:41,563 -[Michael] And a dropkick caught JBL. -[Tazz] Like I said, Cole! Let it… 1904 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,632 [Michael] 619 connecting! 1905 01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:46,735 -Mysterio is gonna upset Bradshaw again. -[Tazz] He's got it, Cole. 1906 01:21:46,802 --> 01:21:47,936 [Michael] He's gonna do it again. 1907 01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:50,072 [Tazz] Rey is gonna fly, he's gonna fly! 1908 01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:52,074 [Michael] Mysterio-- oh! 1909 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:54,343 And a clothesline from Hell 1910 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:57,713 -exploding to Rey Mysterio. -[crowd counting] 1911 01:21:57,780 --> 01:22:00,516 -JBL picks up the victory. -[bell ringing] 1912 01:22:00,581 --> 01:22:02,617 -[Tazz] Wow. -[Michael] From out of nowhere. 1913 01:22:02,684 --> 01:22:05,053 -[Tazz] Oh, my God. -["Longhorn" playing] 1914 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:06,822 [announcer] Here is your winner, 1915 01:22:06,889 --> 01:22:10,526 John "Bradshaw" Layfield. 1916 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:13,027 [Michael] The explosiveness there of JBL, 1917 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:15,697 Mysterio going for the victory and from out of nowhere, 1918 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,566 the clothesline from Hell. 1919 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:21,437 [Tazz] I'll tell you what, Cole, JBL has been one hell of a fight. 1920 01:22:21,503 --> 01:22:23,839 Rey Mysterio came for a battle. 1921 01:22:23,906 --> 01:22:26,708 Hey, to JBL's credit, like it or not, so did he, 1922 01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:30,646 Jillian Hall, she's proud, but Rey Mysterio got leveled 1923 01:22:30,712 --> 01:22:32,313 with that clothesline from Hell. 1924 01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:35,117 [Michael] Well, give some credit to the image consultant, Jillian Hall. 1925 01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:37,719 She's done wonders for JBL in recent weeks. 1926 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,121 [Tazz] Credit? Give her credit? 1927 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:40,789 As long as she could cover her face. 1928 01:22:40,889 --> 01:22:44,026 Here's some credit right there. [laughs] 1929 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,695 Now-- see that? That's an exit, right. 1930 01:22:46,862 --> 01:22:48,630 -[Michael] Let's take another look. -[Tazz] Let's keep the-- 1931 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:50,532 just keep the camera off her face, that's all. Good. 1932 01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:52,201 -Uh-oh. -[Michael] There's the dropkick. 1933 01:22:52,267 --> 01:22:54,603 Mysterio would connect with the 619. 1934 01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:56,772 Watch this. And I thought that Mysterio was gonna win again. 1935 01:22:56,839 --> 01:22:59,241 [Tazz] So did I. I said Rey Mysterio is gonna fly, 1936 01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:01,777 but I didn't mean like this. 1937 01:23:02,577 --> 01:23:03,879 Oh, my God. 1938 01:23:03,946 --> 01:23:05,947 Let's take another look at this, another angle of it. 1939 01:23:06,081 --> 01:23:09,885 Rey went for that leg drop probably, then just leveled-- 1940 01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:11,553 a car wreck right there. 1941 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,723 -The very explosive and powerful JBL. -["Longhorn" playing] 1942 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:18,193 Wow, what a match though, Cole, again, 1943 01:23:18,260 --> 01:23:20,862 No Mercy kicking some butt, baby. 1944 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:23,699 [Michael] Rey Mysterio, great performance here tonight. 1945 01:23:23,831 --> 01:23:26,835 But JBL with a big victory with a win here. 1946 01:23:27,768 --> 01:23:28,670 [music fades] 1947 01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:30,839 And, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next for the first time ever, 1948 01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:33,242 it is a Handicap Casket Match, 1949 01:23:33,308 --> 01:23:36,978 The Undertaker against Randy Orton and his dad Cowboy Bob. 1950 01:23:37,045 --> 01:23:40,449 [Tazz] Well, early on WWE.com, we had an interview with Orton's 1951 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,050 and the Ortons said, "We got a plan." 1952 01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:43,318 What the hell are they talking about? 1953 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,388 [Michael] Well, ladies and gentlemen, it started at WrestleMania, 1954 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:51,059 it went to SummerSlam and for Randy Orton, it all began as a dream. 1955 01:23:53,428 --> 01:23:55,364 [dramatic music playing] 1956 01:23:55,964 --> 01:24:00,434 [Randy] When I was young, growing up, my father always told me 1957 01:24:00,768 --> 01:24:04,940 I would be the greatest wrestler in the world. 1958 01:24:06,808 --> 01:24:09,545 He told me every legend known to this business 1959 01:24:09,644 --> 01:24:11,880 would eventually at some time or another 1960 01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,148 fall at my feet. 1961 01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:16,919 He was absolutely right. 1962 01:24:17,885 --> 01:24:19,855 Get a look at greatness. 1963 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,492 At SummerSlam, 1964 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,193 it took the Ortons… 1965 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:29,398 to kill off the legend of The Undertaker. 1966 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,733 [Michael] An RKO! An RKO! 1967 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:34,135 Orton has killed another legend. 1968 01:24:34,201 --> 01:24:36,004 You got to be kidding me. 1969 01:24:36,138 --> 01:24:39,474 That's Cowboy Bob. What the hell is going on? 1970 01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:42,878 [Randy] Undertaker, I killed you physically, 1971 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:45,746 I beat you mentally. 1972 01:24:45,847 --> 01:24:48,750 You opened up this casket yourself, 1973 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:51,320 you saw the mannequin inside 1974 01:24:51,719 --> 01:24:53,455 and you saw yourself. 1975 01:24:53,989 --> 01:24:56,458 But I saw the look in your eyes 1976 01:24:57,492 --> 01:24:59,628 and that look was fear. 1977 01:24:59,695 --> 01:25:02,496 [Michael] The Undertaker having his head played with here 1978 01:25:02,563 --> 01:25:03,599 by the Ortons. 1979 01:25:03,665 --> 01:25:07,436 [Randy] Fear because you saw into your future. 1980 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:13,308 [Undertaker] Randy Orton, you can't hide from The Deadman. 1981 01:25:14,041 --> 01:25:16,311 [Michael] For the first time ever, a Handicap Casket Match, 1982 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:19,848 The Undertaker versus the Ortons at No Mercy. 1983 01:25:21,516 --> 01:25:26,621 [Randy] I pride myself on being a legend killer. 1984 01:25:27,356 --> 01:25:28,523 At No Mercy, 1985 01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:32,661 the legend of The Undertaker will become a myth. 1986 01:25:34,362 --> 01:25:37,532 [Undertaker] Poor unfortunate souls, 1987 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,001 I've taken the liberty… 1988 01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:43,271 to build a special casket for you 1989 01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:46,875 and seeing how you're not afraid, 1990 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:51,079 look and see what your fate has in store at No Mercy. 1991 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:55,117 [Michael] The Undertaker sending a message to the Ortons. 1992 01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,120 [Randy] Soon enough, Undertaker. 1993 01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:02,758 Your legacy will buried courtesy of The Legend Killer. 1994 01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:04,159 [Michael] A Handicap Casket Match, 1995 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:06,561 The Undertaker versus the Ortons. 1996 01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:07,763 -[Randy] Tonight… -[Undertaker] Rest… 1997 01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:09,898 -[Randy] …another legend… -[Undertaker] …in… 1998 01:26:10,098 --> 01:26:12,166 -[Randy] …dies. -[Undertaker] …peace. 1999 01:26:12,267 --> 01:26:14,102 -[growls] -[music ends] 2000 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:16,638 [bell ringing] 2001 01:26:17,272 --> 01:26:20,175 [announcer] The following contest is a first ever 2002 01:26:20,242 --> 01:26:22,643 Handicap Casket Match. 2003 01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:24,079 [crowd cheering] 2004 01:26:24,146 --> 01:26:27,581 Now, ladies and gentlemen, to obtain victory in this match, 2005 01:26:27,648 --> 01:26:30,419 the Ortons must place The Undertaker 2006 01:26:30,485 --> 01:26:34,556 inside the casket and close the lid. 2007 01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:37,291 Conversely, for The Undertaker to win, 2008 01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:40,327 he must place both of the Ortons 2009 01:26:40,394 --> 01:26:44,166 inside the casket and close the lid. 2010 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,401 [crowd cheering] 2011 01:26:46,501 --> 01:26:48,135 [Michael] Well, to say the least, Tazz, 2012 01:26:48,202 --> 01:26:51,606 The Undertaker obviously is at the disadvantage. 2013 01:26:52,641 --> 01:26:53,675 [Tazz] I think so. 2014 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:55,376 -But we'll see. -[Michael laughs] 2015 01:26:55,443 --> 01:26:56,978 -["Burn in my Light" playing] -♪ Hey! ♪ 2016 01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:06,321 ♪ Hey, nothing you can say ♪ 2017 01:27:06,922 --> 01:27:08,857 [Michael] As the Ortons make their way to the ring, 2018 01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:13,295 we want to remind everybody that exclusively on WWE.com tonight, 2019 01:27:13,361 --> 01:27:15,697 there is WWE Instant Access, 2020 01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:18,700 SmackDown Superstars are being asked the tough questions 2021 01:27:18,767 --> 01:27:21,670 and you can hear it live, and right now, we're being told, 2022 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,806 JBL is entering the Instant Access locker room 2023 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:27,409 for a live question and answer session. 2024 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:29,210 [Tazz] I want to know what this plan is 2025 01:27:29,277 --> 01:27:31,646 that we heard on, you know, Randy and "Cowboy" Bob Orton said, 2026 01:27:31,713 --> 01:27:32,981 they got a plan. 2027 01:27:33,048 --> 01:27:36,151 They're gonna finally put that last nail in the coffin of The Undertaker. 2028 01:27:36,218 --> 01:27:37,419 I want to see what this is. 2029 01:27:38,053 --> 01:27:40,222 [Michael] Well, the Orton's have had a lot of plans in recent weeks, 2030 01:27:40,288 --> 01:27:44,826 but remember, The Undertaker has thwarted all of the Ortons' plans 2031 01:27:44,893 --> 01:27:46,995 leading up to No Mercy here tonight. 2032 01:27:47,062 --> 01:27:50,165 Will the tide change for Orton and his dad? 2033 01:27:50,232 --> 01:27:52,300 -We're gonna have to wait and see. -[Tazz] I'll tell you what, 2034 01:27:52,367 --> 01:27:55,070 the Ortons seem pretty confident though, definitely. 2035 01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:57,205 [Michael] Randy Orton is always confident. 2036 01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:59,441 ♪ You understand ♪ 2037 01:27:59,641 --> 01:28:00,608 ♪ Hey ♪ 2038 01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:04,212 [Michael] "Cowboy" Bob knows all about the big stage like here tonight, Tazz. 2039 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,514 Remember, involving the first couple of WrestleMania's 2040 01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:08,282 with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. 2041 01:28:08,349 --> 01:28:10,719 "Cowboy" Bob Orton is accustomed to this. 2042 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:13,155 Randy Orton, of course, The Legend Killer 2043 01:28:13,255 --> 01:28:16,258 with a win over The Undertaker at SummerSlam. 2044 01:28:16,324 --> 01:28:18,826 -[crowd cheering] -[song ends] 2045 01:28:18,927 --> 01:28:20,428 [singers vocalizing] 2046 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:25,500 [Tazz] I think Orton could have been praying. 2047 01:28:25,567 --> 01:28:28,603 [singers vocalizing] 2048 01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:41,081 [Michael] And so it begins. 2049 01:28:41,148 --> 01:28:43,218 [singers vocalizing] 2050 01:28:47,054 --> 01:28:50,392 [crowd chatter] 2051 01:28:54,196 --> 01:28:56,130 [vocalizing continues] 2052 01:29:46,281 --> 01:29:47,983 [bell tolls] 2053 01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:50,785 [crowd cheering] 2054 01:29:51,753 --> 01:29:53,487 ["Rest in Peace" playing] 2055 01:30:10,538 --> 01:30:13,041 [announcer] And from Death Valley, 2056 01:30:13,275 --> 01:30:17,379 weighing in at 305 pounds, 2057 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:21,883 The Undertaker. 2058 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,451 [crowd cheering] 2059 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:12,567 [Michael] A chill has come over the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 2060 01:31:13,601 --> 01:31:18,106 It is the most eerie presence in the history of sports entertainment. 2061 01:31:18,773 --> 01:31:22,544 [Tazz] Cole, I would not wanna be one of the Ortons. 2062 01:31:24,411 --> 01:31:27,581 How could this not get in your brain? 2063 01:31:30,317 --> 01:31:32,920 [Michael] It is the match that favors The Undertaker. 2064 01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:35,657 It is a casket match, 2065 01:31:35,790 --> 01:31:39,861 the match that The Undertaker has made famous. 2066 01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:43,264 [Tazz] Yeah, but Cole, this is two. This is a Handicap Casket Match. 2067 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:45,900 Undertaker is the handicap. 2068 01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:48,268 It's the first ever Handicap Casket Match. 2069 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:52,307 Both those men gotta go in the casket for The Undertaker to be victorious. 2070 01:31:54,742 --> 01:31:56,643 Well, yeah. You know, Undertaker… 2071 01:31:57,812 --> 01:31:59,514 so successful in these matches, 2072 01:31:59,581 --> 01:32:02,117 but never against two men. 2073 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:06,187 [Michael] But you cannot discount the physiological factor, 2074 01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:09,456 the mind games that The Undertaker brings to the table. 2075 01:32:09,523 --> 01:32:11,659 [Tazz] I'm not saying that, Cole. I'm not-- I know that. 2076 01:32:11,759 --> 01:32:14,228 Believe me, I know that about The Undertaker. I'm telling you. 2077 01:32:14,295 --> 01:32:15,864 And so does Randy and Bob Orton. 2078 01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:17,699 The thing I'm saying, this is two on one. 2079 01:32:17,766 --> 01:32:19,401 [Michael] You're right. And The Undertaker has to put 2080 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:21,902 both Orton's in the casket and to close the lid. 2081 01:32:21,969 --> 01:32:23,138 I get that. 2082 01:32:23,204 --> 01:32:25,373 But what I like in the favor of The Undertaker 2083 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,208 is the fact that over the past few weeks, 2084 01:32:27,275 --> 01:32:29,811 the Ortons have always seemed to have a plan, 2085 01:32:29,878 --> 01:32:32,947 but a plan that The Undertaker has thwarted 2086 01:32:33,014 --> 01:32:35,650 week after week after week. 2087 01:32:35,717 --> 01:32:40,789 It seems The Undertaker is always one step ahead of Randy and his dad. 2088 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:44,092 [Tazz] Oh, boy. And can you imagine what is going through the mind 2089 01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:45,794 of that young man Randy Orton? 2090 01:32:45,893 --> 01:32:48,797 [Michael] Could Orton be pondering of his future, his fate? 2091 01:32:49,664 --> 01:32:52,834 [Tazz] That casket made for two, that massive casket we saw 2092 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:56,337 this past Friday night on Friday Night SmackDown with those two-- 2093 01:32:57,138 --> 01:32:59,607 the image of "Cowboy" Bob Orton and Randy Orton 2094 01:32:59,674 --> 01:33:01,843 in the, uh, in the massive casket. 2095 01:33:02,309 --> 01:33:05,480 [Michael] At WrestleMania, The Undertaker picked up victory over Randy Orton. 2096 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:06,915 [Tazz] Hey, I just thought of something, Cole. 2097 01:33:07,014 --> 01:33:09,050 It's one thing to be buried, but it's another thing to be buried 2098 01:33:09,117 --> 01:33:10,718 -with your old man. [laughs] -[Michael] Of course. 2099 01:33:10,852 --> 01:33:12,087 -And Undertaker… -[bell ringing] 2100 01:33:12,152 --> 01:33:13,922 [Michael] This is gonna be The Undertaker's problem all night 2101 01:33:13,987 --> 01:33:16,491 in this matchup, to have eyes in the back of his head 2102 01:33:16,558 --> 01:33:18,793 continually keeping both men in front of him. 2103 01:33:19,494 --> 01:33:21,896 [Tazz] Well, he's in there against a hall of famer 2104 01:33:21,963 --> 01:33:24,232 and the-- and the youngest heavyweight champion of all time. 2105 01:33:24,799 --> 01:33:26,300 He got his hands full, The Undertaker. 2106 01:33:26,367 --> 01:33:28,335 [Michael] And Randy Orton, thanks to his old man, 2107 01:33:28,402 --> 01:33:30,772 owns the victory over The Undertaker at SummerSlam, 2108 01:33:30,871 --> 01:33:32,607 Undertaker with a win at WrestleMania. 2109 01:33:32,740 --> 01:33:35,175 The Undertaker with a right hand and a right to "Cowboy" Bob Orton. 2110 01:33:35,242 --> 01:33:36,611 And here comes The Undertaker. 2111 01:33:36,678 --> 01:33:40,248 Who-- it would be who The Undertaker to put this match away very quickly? 2112 01:33:40,514 --> 01:33:41,616 [Tazz] And that's the thing. 2113 01:33:41,683 --> 01:33:44,318 That's the thing that's in the favor of The Deadman, 2114 01:33:44,384 --> 01:33:47,989 those quick-- oh, quick hands. He's a great striker. 2115 01:33:48,089 --> 01:33:49,691 [Michael] Okay. So if you're The Undertaker, 2116 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:53,361 -what is your strategy? -[Tazz] This is working, Cole. 2117 01:33:53,428 --> 01:33:56,164 I mean, just-- I would-- I would stay on Randy. 2118 01:33:56,231 --> 01:33:57,398 Randy is obviously in his prime, 2119 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,901 no knock on the legendary "Cowboy" Bob Orton. 2120 01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:03,004 I respect the man, but you gotta go after the guy that's in his prime 2121 01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:05,240 and weaken-- he's the young lion. 2122 01:34:05,306 --> 01:34:06,708 [Michael] And what about the Ortons? 2123 01:34:06,773 --> 01:34:08,809 What is the strategy for the father and son? 2124 01:34:08,876 --> 01:34:11,312 Randy, get Undertaker from behind. You don't want to get-- oh! 2125 01:34:11,679 --> 01:34:12,780 Oh, my God. 2126 01:34:13,313 --> 01:34:15,916 Lefts and right hands by The Undertaker, 2127 01:34:16,050 --> 01:34:19,053 the "Cowboy" Bob Orton who's in trouble early. 2128 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,589 [Tazz] You wanna use very-- oh, watch out here. 2129 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,925 [Michael] Well, Cowboy Bob already landing on the casket. 2130 01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:26,427 Remember the rules, Undertaker must put-- 2131 01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,362 -[Tazz] Oh! -[Michael] A low blow. 2132 01:34:28,429 --> 01:34:29,831 A low blow perfectly legal 2133 01:34:29,898 --> 01:34:32,166 because there really aren't any rules in this matchup, 2134 01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:34,169 you got to put your opponent in the casket, 2135 01:34:34,235 --> 01:34:35,737 close the lid to win the thing. 2136 01:34:35,803 --> 01:34:38,639 In The Undertaker's case, both opponents. 2137 01:34:38,773 --> 01:34:40,474 Randy Orton's driving the knee. 2138 01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:42,210 [crowd chatter] 2139 01:34:43,577 --> 01:34:46,047 [Tazz] Don't know if he caught him there in the shoulder-- 2140 01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:47,415 Orton is holding his nose. 2141 01:34:47,482 --> 01:34:50,151 Maybe he got popped in the nose there by The Deadman. 2142 01:34:50,218 --> 01:34:52,719 [Michael] Quick left jabs followed up by the right by Randy Orton 2143 01:34:52,786 --> 01:34:56,057 as Cowboy Bob holds The Undertaker back by the hair. 2144 01:34:56,124 --> 01:34:58,759 -What the hell? -[Tazz] And across the face. 2145 01:34:59,594 --> 01:35:02,096 [Michael] I tell you, "Cowboy" Bob Orton at one time, remember, 2146 01:35:02,163 --> 01:35:04,232 well-documented, had partnership 2147 01:35:04,499 --> 01:35:05,767 with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, 2148 01:35:05,833 --> 01:35:08,036 two of the dirtiest players ever. 2149 01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:10,505 Orton and Piper, as he delivers that right hand. 2150 01:35:10,572 --> 01:35:12,473 Orton knows all the tricks in the book. 2151 01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:17,045 [Tazz] Well, "Cowboy" Bob Orton is not a hall of famer for nothing, Cole. 2152 01:35:17,812 --> 01:35:20,748 [Michael] Oh, and an uppercut by Randy. Did you hear that? 2153 01:35:22,450 --> 01:35:24,585 And The Legend Killer promising tonight 2154 01:35:24,686 --> 01:35:26,920 to put the final nail in The Undertaker's coffin. 2155 01:35:26,987 --> 01:35:29,691 [Tazz] Well, the referee has to lift the lid of that coffin 2156 01:35:29,757 --> 01:35:31,992 as soon as they're-- as soon as he's asked 2157 01:35:32,427 --> 01:35:34,228 by one of these-- one of the competitors. 2158 01:35:34,929 --> 01:35:36,563 [Michael] These great SmackDown fans. 2159 01:35:36,630 --> 01:35:38,633 [Tazz] And then-- and then, Cole, it has to be the competitor 2160 01:35:39,032 --> 01:35:41,635 that closes the lid, and then it's over. 2161 01:35:41,702 --> 01:35:44,138 [Michael] Undertaker trying to battle back with big right hand and then a high elbow. 2162 01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:47,742 And here comes The Undertaker knocking Randy Orton down. 2163 01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:49,643 [Tazz] I wonder if we can kinda throw you in a casket, 2164 01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:51,246 like a little casket-- a little-- uh-oh. Uh-oh. 2165 01:35:51,312 --> 01:35:53,447 -Oh, and the lid's open. -[Michael] And Randy Orton. 2166 01:35:53,514 --> 01:35:55,316 And Orton, looked like he saw a ghost. 2167 01:35:55,383 --> 01:35:58,085 -[Tazz] He saw his future. -[overlapping chatter] 2168 01:35:58,152 --> 01:36:00,855 [Michael] Uh-oh. Randy Orton, looks like he's getting sick to his stomach. 2169 01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:01,923 [Tazz] I'm telling you. 2170 01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:03,724 [Michael] With the headbutt "Cowboy" Bob Orton 2171 01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:05,360 bouncing off the second turnbuckle. 2172 01:36:05,425 --> 01:36:07,894 And Undertaker seems to be looking at your strategy, 2173 01:36:07,962 --> 01:36:09,897 focusing on the younger Randy Orton. 2174 01:36:09,964 --> 01:36:11,633 [Tazz] He gotta, he got to, Cole. 2175 01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:14,369 He's the one with more, you know, more energy. 2176 01:36:14,535 --> 01:36:16,471 He's in better shape. He's in his prime. 2177 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:19,807 [Michael] Now, back with a shot to "Cowboy" Bob Orton. 2178 01:36:19,874 --> 01:36:21,643 The Undertaker, measuring this man. 2179 01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:24,279 -Called for the casket lid to be opened. -[Tazz] Oh, here we go. 2180 01:36:24,344 --> 01:36:26,014 Let me tell you he's gonna throw Cowboy Bob-- 2181 01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:27,382 -he's going in. -[Michael] Cowboy Bob now in 2182 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:29,951 -through the casket, but that's only one. -[Tazz] That's right. 2183 01:36:30,018 --> 01:36:32,587 [Michael] And Cowboy Bob is trying to scoot out and he does. 2184 01:36:32,654 --> 01:36:34,889 [Tazz] It's like he's in damn quicksand, and he got out of there so quick. 2185 01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,324 -[Michael] Now, look at this. -[Tazz] Reversal! 2186 01:36:36,391 --> 01:36:38,092 [Michael] The Undertaker driven knees first 2187 01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:40,594 into the steel steps off the barricade. 2188 01:36:40,661 --> 01:36:42,196 [Tazz] He might have blown a knee out. 2189 01:36:42,263 --> 01:36:44,999 [Michael] You saw the size of that casket, a casket made for two. 2190 01:36:45,066 --> 01:36:47,768 Like damn it. It's like you saw at Friday night on SmackDown. 2191 01:36:47,835 --> 01:36:50,170 Remember what The Undertaker did on Friday night, Tazz. 2192 01:36:50,237 --> 01:36:53,741 The mirror images of Randy and his father in that double casket 2193 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:56,411 much like the Ortons did to The Undertaker weeks earlier. 2194 01:36:56,510 --> 01:36:58,012 -[Tazz] Oh, I know-- I know-- -[Michael] Randy Orton. 2195 01:36:58,079 --> 01:36:59,514 [Tazz] Watch out there. Watch out. 2196 01:37:01,081 --> 01:37:03,451 [Michael] Bouncing The Undertaker off the announcer table. 2197 01:37:03,550 --> 01:37:06,721 [Tazz] Well, it's not gonna be a mannequin in that coffin tonight, in that casket. 2198 01:37:06,788 --> 01:37:08,990 It's gonna be a live body at least for a while. 2199 01:37:09,057 --> 01:37:10,758 [Michael] We just had the opportunity, Tazz, 2200 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,361 as Undertaker is bounced off the steel steps. 2201 01:37:13,695 --> 01:37:15,063 The look in the eyes of The Undertaker 2202 01:37:15,129 --> 01:37:16,731 as they were rolling back in his head. 2203 01:37:16,798 --> 01:37:19,367 [Tazz] Right. He looked right at us and it was like a faraway look 2204 01:37:19,433 --> 01:37:20,867 and I'd rather not see that again. 2205 01:37:20,934 --> 01:37:22,170 It really wasn't fun. 2206 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:24,605 [Michael] And look at Randy Orton tossing The Undertaker. 2207 01:37:24,672 --> 01:37:26,474 [Tazz] It was kinda like-- I was looking at a dead man. 2208 01:37:26,574 --> 01:37:27,474 [Michael] Back into the ring. 2209 01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:28,942 Here's the double team by the Ortons 2210 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:32,213 as they drag the Undertaker now toward that open casket. 2211 01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:35,183 Remember, Undertaker in the casket and you close the door to win. 2212 01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:37,285 Randy Orton trying to move that 300 pounds carcass… 2213 01:37:37,384 --> 01:37:39,253 -[Tazz] Oh, man. Look at this, Cole. -[Michael] …into the casket. 2214 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,857 -[Tazz] I think he's going in. -[Michael] Undertaker almost in the casket 2215 01:37:42,924 --> 01:37:45,326 -and they got to close the lid. -[Tazz] Ortons has got to close that lid. 2216 01:37:45,393 --> 01:37:46,794 Got to get him-- take him in there though. 2217 01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:49,964 [Michael] Undertaker, trying to prevent the lid from closing. 2218 01:37:50,298 --> 01:37:54,067 -A battle of will here and strength. -[Tazz] Oh, an uppercut. 2219 01:37:54,134 --> 01:37:56,036 And there goes Randy Orton as well. 2220 01:37:56,103 --> 01:37:59,840 Uppercut and a cross punch by The Undertaker, 2221 01:37:59,907 --> 01:38:01,709 but he got himself out of there real quick. 2222 01:38:01,776 --> 01:38:04,379 [Michael] Undertaker was not yet ready 2223 01:38:04,445 --> 01:38:06,714 to be buried in that casket. 2224 01:38:08,715 --> 01:38:10,951 And Randy Orton is sent back into the ring. 2225 01:38:12,152 --> 01:38:15,156 A couple of close calls for both teams here. 2226 01:38:17,090 --> 01:38:19,494 Undertaker with that big boot to the side of Orton's head. 2227 01:38:20,161 --> 01:38:21,996 [Tazz] Well, "Cowboy" Bob Orton, he's having a hard time 2228 01:38:22,429 --> 01:38:24,232 lifting his hands and, you know, defending himself. 2229 01:38:24,298 --> 01:38:25,700 [Michael] Well, he's not in ring shape. 2230 01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,101 -[Tazz] No. -[Michael] For one. 2231 01:38:27,701 --> 01:38:32,540 Taker with a right hand and Cowboy Bob dropped to the mat below. 2232 01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:35,509 And now, Undertaker goes to work on the younger Randy Orton, 2233 01:38:35,576 --> 01:38:37,577 the self-proclaimed Legend Killer. 2234 01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:39,746 He's does have a hell of a resume. 2235 01:38:39,813 --> 01:38:41,449 [Tazz] Oh, no doubt about that. 2236 01:38:41,516 --> 01:38:44,451 But right now, Randy Orton, hopefully you don't wanna be-- 2237 01:38:44,518 --> 01:38:48,222 Undertaker's got a two on one on that arm, he throws the shoulders into that arm 2238 01:38:48,489 --> 01:38:50,391 and you know what he usually does after this. 2239 01:38:50,491 --> 01:38:53,393 He raises the arm and goes for a little climb. 2240 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:55,830 [crowd cheering] 2241 01:38:55,897 --> 01:38:58,599 [Tazz] The Old School, Cole, and you got to see here. 2242 01:38:58,666 --> 01:39:01,201 Randy Orton knows he needs to get out of this. 2243 01:39:01,835 --> 01:39:03,538 -[Michael] Undertaker, top rope. -[Tazz] Oh, my God! 2244 01:39:03,603 --> 01:39:05,706 A blow to the back of the shoulder. 2245 01:39:06,273 --> 01:39:07,808 Randy Orton driven to the mat. 2246 01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:10,577 "Cowboy" Bob Orton suffering the rights and lefts of the hands 2247 01:39:10,644 --> 01:39:11,779 of The Undertaker. 2248 01:39:13,181 --> 01:39:15,450 Randy Orton's up, and now he's in trouble. 2249 01:39:15,550 --> 01:39:17,050 [Michael] Oh, face first. 2250 01:39:18,585 --> 01:39:21,222 Wow, Undertaker rolling. 2251 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:23,825 [Tazz] Uh-oh. That fist got caught in the air. 2252 01:39:24,358 --> 01:39:25,393 Uh-oh. 2253 01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:30,598 [Michael] Driving Undertaker's shoulder into "Cowboy" Bob Orton's shoulder. 2254 01:39:30,665 --> 01:39:32,532 [Tazz] Weakening Bob Orton's shoulder here. 2255 01:39:33,267 --> 01:39:35,670 I wanna do a little old school on-- Old School? 2256 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:37,804 -Isn't that weird, right? -[Michael] The old school Old School. 2257 01:39:38,172 --> 01:39:39,307 [Tazz] I just said that. 2258 01:39:39,807 --> 01:39:41,942 [Michael] I was repeating for emphasis. 2259 01:39:42,043 --> 01:39:44,545 -[Tazz] Maybe your best work. But anyway. -[Michael] Undertaker up to the top rope. 2260 01:39:44,644 --> 01:39:46,179 -[Tazz] Oh, watch out! -[Michael] And Randy-- oh! 2261 01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:48,648 [Tazz] Oh, back to his feet, cut The Undertaker off 2262 01:39:48,715 --> 01:39:51,552 and this could be the opening the Ortons need. 2263 01:39:51,719 --> 01:39:52,820 -[Michael] Oh! -[Tazz] A big uppercut. 2264 01:39:53,054 --> 01:39:56,190 Undertaker is in trouble and Randy Orton trying to take advantage. 2265 01:39:56,624 --> 01:39:57,892 Oh, my God. 2266 01:39:57,959 --> 01:40:00,260 And both Randy and Bob Orton, they know now. 2267 01:40:00,327 --> 01:40:02,797 They got The Deadman where the hell they want him. 2268 01:40:02,897 --> 01:40:04,130 [Michael] What the hell? Wait a minute. 2269 01:40:04,197 --> 01:40:05,465 Cowboy Bob. What the hell he's doing? 2270 01:40:05,532 --> 01:40:07,468 -[Tazz] He's just-- oh, wait a minute. -[Michael] What is he doing? 2271 01:40:07,535 --> 01:40:09,170 -Wait? -[Tazz] Up to the second rope. He's-- 2272 01:40:09,237 --> 01:40:11,272 [Michael] Undertaker, trying to battle out of this 2273 01:40:11,539 --> 01:40:13,340 and Randy Orton trying to hang on as well. 2274 01:40:13,407 --> 01:40:15,308 -Rights and lefts by The Undertaker. -[Tazz] Cowboy Bob. 2275 01:40:15,409 --> 01:40:17,178 [Michael] Headbutt by Cowboy Bob. 2276 01:40:17,245 --> 01:40:19,746 [Tazz] You know, I don't-- what now, Randy Orton. 2277 01:40:21,616 --> 01:40:23,250 Cowboy Bob is wearing out-- you know what, 2278 01:40:23,317 --> 01:40:27,255 I'm thinking that Bob Orton going for that superplex. 2279 01:40:27,321 --> 01:40:30,525 -[Michael] No, he's not. He's not. -[Tazz] He's one of the first guys-- 2280 01:40:30,657 --> 01:40:32,593 -[Michael] Oh, my God. Both Orton's. -[Tazz] Double superplex. 2281 01:40:32,660 --> 01:40:33,894 -[Michael] Both Orton's. -[Tazz] Maybe-- 2282 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:36,163 -[Michael] Undertaker up top. -[Tazz] Maybe here can they do it? 2283 01:40:36,297 --> 01:40:40,334 A superplex by the Ortons to The Undertaker. 2284 01:40:40,433 --> 01:40:44,772 I'll tell you what, "Cowboy" Bob Orton was one of the first guys 2285 01:40:44,839 --> 01:40:47,041 to do that move-- going for a cover here, just take by-- 2286 01:40:47,108 --> 01:40:49,576 [Michael] There's no cover, Cowboy, you gotta put him in the casket. 2287 01:40:49,643 --> 01:40:51,312 [Tazz] I think by instinct there, he's-- 2288 01:40:51,445 --> 01:40:52,980 he always used to-- 2289 01:40:53,114 --> 01:40:54,749 …might have got to his head a little bit. 2290 01:40:54,815 --> 01:40:56,817 But he's one of the first guys that [indistinct] 2291 01:40:56,884 --> 01:40:58,786 to do that superplex back in the day. 2292 01:40:58,853 --> 01:40:59,887 There's the lid, the lid's open. 2293 01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:02,056 [Michael] Yeah, with that cast on his arm, remember. 2294 01:41:02,123 --> 01:41:04,191 -[Tazz] Yeah. It's like ten years. -[Michael laughs] 2295 01:41:04,258 --> 01:41:06,027 [Tazz] But now, the lid is open. 2296 01:41:06,093 --> 01:41:09,330 [Michael] And the Ortons maybe close to putting The Undertaker away. 2297 01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:13,034 The Undertaker-- oh, no-- oh, my-- they're not gonna do this. 2298 01:41:13,099 --> 01:41:15,937 They're gonna try to suplex him over the top rope. 2299 01:41:16,003 --> 01:41:17,838 [Tazz] Yeah, too far for the rope, I'm thinking though. 2300 01:41:18,139 --> 01:41:20,708 -[Michael] Into the casket. -[Tazz] They can't get him up. 2301 01:41:21,741 --> 01:41:23,210 -[Michael] Undertaker. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 2302 01:41:23,277 --> 01:41:24,978 They're inching him up-- oh. 2303 01:41:25,045 --> 01:41:27,815 [Michael] And Undertaker countered into a DDT. 2304 01:41:27,882 --> 01:41:30,284 The double time for The Undertaker. 2305 01:41:30,384 --> 01:41:33,054 [Tazz] Two for the price of one, the lid gets shut. 2306 01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:34,956 [Michael] And The Undertaker sat up. 2307 01:41:35,022 --> 01:41:36,657 [crowd cheering] 2308 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:39,594 [Tazz] Oh, now, they're opening it up again. 2309 01:41:40,393 --> 01:41:41,795 The referees are getting a little workout. 2310 01:41:41,862 --> 01:41:44,632 [Michael] Undertaker has gotta put both Ortons in the casket. 2311 01:41:44,732 --> 01:41:47,233 -"Cowboy" Bob Orton to his feet. -[Tazz] Here we go. Here we go. 2312 01:41:47,434 --> 01:41:49,536 [Michael] And Cowboy Bob sent into the casket. 2313 01:41:49,603 --> 01:41:51,572 And now, Randy has got to be delivered. 2314 01:41:51,973 --> 01:41:55,543 The end is near, Orton-- Randy Orton landed hard on that DDT. 2315 01:41:57,510 --> 01:41:58,879 Orton whipped across the ring. 2316 01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:00,648 -[Tazz] Setting him up, Cole. -[Michael] Into the corner. 2317 01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:02,049 [Tazz] Setting him up, Cole. 2318 01:42:02,650 --> 01:42:04,619 -Snake Eyes. -[Michael] Snake Eyes. 2319 01:42:04,684 --> 01:42:07,121 Undertaker exploding off the ropes. 2320 01:42:08,222 --> 01:42:10,191 [Tazz] Oh, my God. 2321 01:42:10,257 --> 01:42:13,893 [Michael] Cowboy Bob managing to weasel his way out of the casket. 2322 01:42:13,995 --> 01:42:16,297 [Tazz] Weasel? He got out. He's saving his own life. 2323 01:42:18,165 --> 01:42:21,168 -[Michael] And Randy Orton in trouble. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. Uh-oh. 2324 01:42:21,235 --> 01:42:22,637 [Michael] Randy Orton flinging The Undertaker. 2325 01:42:22,769 --> 01:42:24,170 What a clothesline. 2326 01:42:24,237 --> 01:42:27,407 [Tazz] Nice momentum clothesline by The Undertaker. 2327 01:42:27,474 --> 01:42:30,244 -[Michael] Lot of impact in this matchup. -[Tazz] A lot of foot speed too. 2328 01:42:30,311 --> 01:42:32,045 [Michael] First ever handicap match. 2329 01:42:33,947 --> 01:42:35,950 -[Tazz] Casket handicap match. -[Michael] Casket match. You're right. 2330 01:42:36,017 --> 01:42:37,018 [Tazz] All right. Here we go now. 2331 01:42:37,084 --> 01:42:38,652 Undertaker shooting off Randy Orton. 2332 01:42:40,054 --> 01:42:41,922 [Michael] What-- from behind. 2333 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:43,624 Oh! What a neckbreaker. 2334 01:42:43,691 --> 01:42:45,358 -[Tazz] Man, that was nasty. -[Michael] Wow. 2335 01:42:45,459 --> 01:42:47,661 That'll bend the Undertaker's spine. 2336 01:42:47,762 --> 01:42:49,362 [Tazz] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell is he-- 2337 01:42:49,429 --> 01:42:50,998 [Michael] As Cowboy Orton has a fire extinguisher. 2338 01:42:51,132 --> 01:42:53,099 [Tazz] A fire-- a big old fire extinguisher. 2339 01:42:53,433 --> 01:42:55,469 -[Michael] Well, this can't be good. -[Tazz] Look at "Cowboy" Bob Orton, 2340 01:42:55,536 --> 01:42:57,905 -walking like… -[Michael] He looks like he's all beat-up. 2341 01:42:57,972 --> 01:42:59,773 [crowd chanting] Randy sucks. Randy sucks. Randy sucks. 2342 01:42:59,874 --> 01:43:01,174 [Michael] This cannot be good. 2343 01:43:02,476 --> 01:43:05,846 [Tazz] Well, "Randy sucks" chant filling the court-- Toyota Center. 2344 01:43:06,847 --> 01:43:08,482 [Michael] Well, you know what? 2345 01:43:10,151 --> 01:43:11,485 Undertaker now, look at this. 2346 01:43:12,085 --> 01:43:13,387 Battered and beaten here. 2347 01:43:13,754 --> 01:43:18,325 The spine and his back half by that, a neck or backbreaker thing by Orton. 2348 01:43:18,759 --> 01:43:20,326 [Tazz] A nasty, nasty move. 2349 01:43:22,063 --> 01:43:24,598 [Michael] Undertaker with an elbow at Cowboy Bob, 2350 01:43:24,732 --> 01:43:27,902 Randy Orton caught in midair by The Undertaker. 2351 01:43:28,469 --> 01:43:32,239 And to his spine first, spine first into the steel post. 2352 01:43:32,673 --> 01:43:35,543 [Tazz] Look like the low-- look like the tailbone actually, Cole, yeah. 2353 01:43:35,608 --> 01:43:38,045 The lower back tailbone area of Randy Orton 2354 01:43:38,112 --> 01:43:40,081 really hit that steel post hard. 2355 01:43:40,147 --> 01:43:43,317 -[Michael] And Undertaker-- -[Tazz] Oh, my God. This is nasty. 2356 01:43:43,384 --> 01:43:45,885 [Michael] Dragging Orton toward that casket. 2357 01:43:45,952 --> 01:43:49,090 He got to put both Ortons in the casket to win this matchup 2358 01:43:49,156 --> 01:43:51,291 -the lid's gotta be closed. -[Tazz] Yeah, but once-- 2359 01:43:51,357 --> 01:43:54,628 uh, once Undertaker puts one Orton in the other one comes out. 2360 01:43:54,695 --> 01:43:56,496 -Oh, my God. -[Michael] Wow. He's trying set-- 2361 01:43:56,563 --> 01:43:58,432 he's got to put both Ortons in the casket. 2362 01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:01,367 I heard a big boot by Undertaker to Cowboy Bob. 2363 01:44:01,634 --> 01:44:04,338 [Tazz] What I'm trying to say is that they're both far away from each other. 2364 01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:06,874 [Michael] Undertaker with a steel chair in hand. 2365 01:44:06,941 --> 01:44:08,875 [crowd cheering] 2366 01:44:08,942 --> 01:44:12,580 [Tazz] Well, looks like Undertaker does not want to play any games no more. 2367 01:44:13,781 --> 01:44:17,084 [Michael] Steel chair off the back of Randy Orton, 2368 01:44:17,151 --> 01:44:19,018 driving Orton into the casket. 2369 01:44:19,085 --> 01:44:21,455 -[Tazz] Watch out! -[Michael] One man in, Cowboy Bob. 2370 01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:22,690 [Tazz] Almost in. 2371 01:44:23,824 --> 01:44:25,960 [Michael] Right hand by The Undertaker, and another right hand, 2372 01:44:26,026 --> 01:44:28,228 Undertaker has got to put "Cowboy" Bob Orton into the-- 2373 01:44:28,295 --> 01:44:29,897 into the casket here. 2374 01:44:29,964 --> 01:44:32,099 [Tazz] Oh, can he do it, can Undertaker do it? 2375 01:44:32,166 --> 01:44:34,902 Oh, wait a minute. He's got a triangle choke on him here. 2376 01:44:35,001 --> 01:44:37,237 [Michael] He's gonna try to make Orton pass out 2377 01:44:37,304 --> 01:44:39,072 and then throw him into the casket. 2378 01:44:39,173 --> 01:44:41,142 [Tazz] He's using that rope for leverage, to get that triangle choke. 2379 01:44:41,275 --> 01:44:43,376 And he's pulling Orton over the top of the casket. 2380 01:44:43,443 --> 01:44:45,679 [crowd chanting] Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. 2381 01:44:46,013 --> 01:44:47,181 [Tazz] Can you hear it? 2382 01:44:47,548 --> 01:44:49,150 "Rest in peace" right here. 2383 01:44:49,683 --> 01:44:51,719 Undertaker taking Orton out, 2384 01:44:51,786 --> 01:44:55,188 moments away from winning this first ever Handicap Casket Match. 2385 01:44:55,255 --> 01:44:57,124 [Michael] Randy Orton got wasted by the chair. 2386 01:44:57,191 --> 01:44:58,491 Close the lid! 2387 01:44:58,558 --> 01:45:00,827 [Tazz] Both Ortons are in. The Undertaker has gotta do it, Cole. 2388 01:45:00,894 --> 01:45:02,897 [Michael] Come on ,Taker, close the lid. 2389 01:45:03,496 --> 01:45:07,134 Undertaker has got to reach over and close the lid. 2390 01:45:07,201 --> 01:45:11,071 Undertaker trying to grab the lid, both Ortons are inside. 2391 01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:13,206 He's got it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 2392 01:45:13,273 --> 01:45:14,875 -Randy's-- -[Tazz] Randy Orton is still-- 2393 01:45:14,942 --> 01:45:16,210 [Michael] Close it, Taker. 2394 01:45:16,677 --> 01:45:18,612 Undertaker has got the lid, so does Orton. 2395 01:45:18,978 --> 01:45:22,183 Right hand by Randy Orton, so close for The Undertaker 2396 01:45:22,249 --> 01:45:24,084 but The Legend Killer battling back. 2397 01:45:24,151 --> 01:45:27,121 [Tazz] That might been-- that might've been Undertaker's last shot, Cole. 2398 01:45:27,188 --> 01:45:29,690 I'm telling you, might been his last chance. 2399 01:45:30,991 --> 01:45:32,860 [Michael] And now, all three men are in the casket. 2400 01:45:32,927 --> 01:45:33,928 [Tazz] Oh, my gosh. 2401 01:45:33,994 --> 01:45:36,463 [Michael] All three men in the casket. I've never seen this before. 2402 01:45:36,530 --> 01:45:39,834 [Tazz] Now, that's why that thing is so massive and Randy and Taker 2403 01:45:39,900 --> 01:45:43,103 are stand up on-- standing on top of "Cowboy" Bob Orton. 2404 01:45:43,838 --> 01:45:46,407 [Michael] Randy with a right hand. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, 2405 01:45:46,473 --> 01:45:48,875 "Cowboy" Bob Orton on the bottom of that casket 2406 01:45:48,942 --> 01:45:50,978 as Orton and Undertaker battle out. 2407 01:45:51,045 --> 01:45:53,414 [Tazz] Like a damn welcome mat under there to stand on. 2408 01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:55,014 [Michael] Randy Orton tossed out of the casket. 2409 01:45:55,148 --> 01:45:56,383 Undertaker… 2410 01:45:57,518 --> 01:46:00,353 [Tazz] "Cowboy" Bob Orton got choked out with that triangle choke 2411 01:46:00,420 --> 01:46:02,356 which is an excruciating pain-- 2412 01:46:02,423 --> 01:46:04,424 -oh, wait a minute. -[Michael] But the lid has been close 2413 01:46:04,491 --> 01:46:05,491 on one of the Ortons. 2414 01:46:05,558 --> 01:46:06,794 [Tazz] Yeah, but that doesn't matter though. 2415 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:09,295 [Michael] Right, but at least Cowboy Bob is gonna be kept in the casket now. 2416 01:46:09,429 --> 01:46:10,630 [Tazz] Oh, okay. That makes it official. 2417 01:46:10,764 --> 01:46:12,766 [Michael] Right, right. So, Cowboy Bob is in, 2418 01:46:12,833 --> 01:46:15,201 Randy Orton has gonna be placed in that casket 2419 01:46:15,268 --> 01:46:18,038 as Undertaker now makes this a one on one match. 2420 01:46:18,105 --> 01:46:20,474 Great strategy by The Undertaker. 2421 01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:21,976 [Tazz] That's right. You don't have to put two 2422 01:46:22,041 --> 01:46:24,745 at the same time, he put two in whenever he wants. 2423 01:46:24,812 --> 01:46:26,547 [Michael] So, it's now it's one on one. 2424 01:46:27,147 --> 01:46:30,617 And Undertaker and Randy Orton who've had many battles in the past 2425 01:46:30,683 --> 01:46:32,385 including WrestleMania and SummerSlam. 2426 01:46:32,452 --> 01:46:34,855 And what a scoop slam by The Legend Killer. 2427 01:46:35,155 --> 01:46:36,156 [Tazz] I'll tell you what, 2428 01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:39,159 big time play right there by a big time player. 2429 01:46:39,526 --> 01:46:43,030 That scoop powerslam-- oh, man, that's tough to do 2430 01:46:43,097 --> 01:46:45,499 against The Undertaker, this late in this match. 2431 01:46:45,566 --> 01:46:48,669 Shows me why this guy was a youngest World Heavyweight champ ever. 2432 01:46:48,736 --> 01:46:51,205 And now, here we go, Cole, this could be it. 2433 01:46:51,272 --> 01:46:53,840 [Michael] Randy Orton dragging The Undertaker towards the casket 2434 01:46:53,907 --> 01:46:56,744 and Randy realizing now his dad is in the casket. 2435 01:46:57,411 --> 01:47:01,181 [Tazz] Forgot his father in that-- all is just-- 2436 01:47:02,049 --> 01:47:03,549 how could he put-- that's a good point, 2437 01:47:03,616 --> 01:47:05,619 how could he put his-- The Undertaker on top of his father? 2438 01:47:05,686 --> 01:47:06,887 [Michael] Close the lid. I don't know. 2439 01:47:06,954 --> 01:47:09,356 -[Tazz] And close the lid and then… -[Michael] And a low blow! 2440 01:47:09,423 --> 01:47:11,224 What's good for the goose 2441 01:47:11,291 --> 01:47:13,693 is good for the gander, to use the old cliche. 2442 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:16,563 [Tazz] Yeah, well that goose has got a high pitched voice right now. 2443 01:47:16,630 --> 01:47:19,299 -Holy cow. -[Michael] Undertaker with a low blow, 2444 01:47:19,366 --> 01:47:22,036 dropping Randy Orton to his knees. 2445 01:47:22,436 --> 01:47:25,272 [Tazz] Orton is about to join his dad in that casket. 2446 01:47:25,339 --> 01:47:27,974 [crowd chanting] Rest in peace! 2447 01:47:28,041 --> 01:47:30,978 [Tazz] And the "rest in peace" chants begin again. 2448 01:47:34,481 --> 01:47:37,284 And now, the stalking of The Undertaker 2449 01:47:37,351 --> 01:47:40,387 as Randy Orton is holding the, you know… 2450 01:47:41,388 --> 01:47:43,590 [Michael] And that's exactly what it is, it's stalking, 2451 01:47:43,657 --> 01:47:45,625 making Orton think about it. 2452 01:47:47,428 --> 01:47:50,630 [Tazz] He's looking up at The Undertaker, Orton is-- Orton is just in so much pain. 2453 01:47:50,697 --> 01:47:53,701 If you've ever been hit there, guys, you know what that thing feels like. 2454 01:47:53,767 --> 01:47:55,702 -[Michael] Not fun! -[Tazz] I know it hurts. How do you know? 2455 01:47:55,768 --> 01:47:58,906 [Michael] The Undertaker with a big right hand… 2456 01:47:58,973 --> 01:48:00,741 -[screams] -…into the ribs of Randy Orton. 2457 01:48:01,174 --> 01:48:04,244 As Randy Orton is in all kinds of trouble. 2458 01:48:04,311 --> 01:48:06,045 Undertaker with another right. 2459 01:48:06,981 --> 01:48:10,317 And all The Undertaker has to do is put Orton in that casket, 2460 01:48:10,384 --> 01:48:12,052 close the lid and this one's over. 2461 01:48:12,119 --> 01:48:13,954 [Tazz] Orton is just-- uh-oh, look at this. 2462 01:48:14,088 --> 01:48:15,356 [Michael] Undertaker whipped across the ring. 2463 01:48:15,456 --> 01:48:16,255 [Tazz] Have some life. Oh! 2464 01:48:16,357 --> 01:48:17,558 [Michael] Big boot to the side of the head. 2465 01:48:17,657 --> 01:48:19,026 -[Tazz] Uh-oh. -[Michael] Undertaker exploding 2466 01:48:19,159 --> 01:48:20,393 and Orton with the dropkick. 2467 01:48:20,460 --> 01:48:22,529 -Right into the dropkick. -[Tazz laughs] 2468 01:48:23,163 --> 01:48:24,764 Man, oh, man, the [indistinct] 2469 01:48:24,831 --> 01:48:27,668 This Randy Orton is a player and a half, baby. 2470 01:48:27,735 --> 01:48:28,835 Big time move there. 2471 01:48:29,469 --> 01:48:32,172 [Michael] Undertaker, really? 2472 01:48:32,239 --> 01:48:35,742 [Tazz] That was a textbook dropkick, Cole. How late are we in this match? 2473 01:48:35,808 --> 01:48:37,811 This brutally physical match 2474 01:48:38,379 --> 01:48:40,681 and then Orton just pulled off that dropkick like it was nothing. 2475 01:48:40,748 --> 01:48:42,782 [Michael] And Undertaker was exploding off the ropes 2476 01:48:42,849 --> 01:48:44,084 and with a ton of momentum. 2477 01:48:44,151 --> 01:48:45,686 [Tazz] Effortless, I'm telling you. 2478 01:48:45,753 --> 01:48:47,187 [crowd chatter] 2479 01:48:47,788 --> 01:48:50,523 [Michael] Orton with the rights trying to wear The Undertaker down, 2480 01:48:50,624 --> 01:48:52,358 this is a good strategy, gonna wear the man down 2481 01:48:52,526 --> 01:48:53,393 and put him in the casket. 2482 01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:54,862 [Tazz] Yeah, but did Randy Orton expect this-- 2483 01:48:54,962 --> 01:48:57,164 did he expect his father to be out of the game now? 2484 01:48:57,231 --> 01:49:00,601 I mean he brought him-- his old man, when you have there waiting, The Deadman. 2485 01:49:00,666 --> 01:49:03,137 [Michael] Yeah, they had his big plan, whether they're expecting it or not, 2486 01:49:03,202 --> 01:49:04,237 what does it matter? 2487 01:49:04,304 --> 01:49:06,040 Orton's got to take out The Undertaker now. 2488 01:49:06,106 --> 01:49:07,875 [Tazz] I think the plan that included that fire extinguisher 2489 01:49:07,941 --> 01:49:09,843 -was not a good plan. -[Michael] No, not at all. 2490 01:49:09,910 --> 01:49:11,045 -[Tazz] Really. -[Michael] No. 2491 01:49:11,111 --> 01:49:12,413 [crowd chatter] 2492 01:49:12,478 --> 01:49:15,415 [Tazz] Uh-oh. There's that look in the eyes of Randy Orton now. 2493 01:49:16,049 --> 01:49:18,018 -[Michael] The cocky, the arrogant… -[Tazz] Oh, no, no, no. 2494 01:49:18,085 --> 01:49:20,254 -[Michael] Orton got caught. -[Tazz] What the hell is he doing? 2495 01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:22,423 -[Michael] Orton got caught, -[Tazz] Why'd he do that? 2496 01:49:22,489 --> 01:49:24,590 Why did he do that? Oh, what was he thinking? 2497 01:49:25,058 --> 01:49:26,559 -[Michael] Boot to the midsection. -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 2498 01:49:26,794 --> 01:49:28,594 He let his ego get away with him. 2499 01:49:28,661 --> 01:49:30,697 Well, now, his ego is going for a ride, Cole. 2500 01:49:30,764 --> 01:49:32,732 [crowd cheering] 2501 01:49:32,799 --> 01:49:34,000 [Tazz] Maybe a Last Ride. 2502 01:49:34,067 --> 01:49:36,036 -Yup, bye-bye. -[Michael] Last Ride. 2503 01:49:36,103 --> 01:49:38,871 [crowd cheering] 2504 01:49:39,540 --> 01:49:41,708 [Michael] Randy Orton let his ego get the best of him, 2505 01:49:41,808 --> 01:49:43,844 but it may have caused him the matchup. 2506 01:49:43,911 --> 01:49:46,246 [Tazz] Randy had taken him where he wanted-- 2507 01:49:46,313 --> 01:49:48,482 -Oh, yeah. -[Michael] Oh, yeah. 2508 01:49:48,581 --> 01:49:51,218 -[Tazz laughing] -[crowd cheering] 2509 01:49:52,018 --> 01:49:56,857 [Michael] Well, tough to get up after that Last Ride, that powerbomb, 2510 01:49:56,924 --> 01:50:00,294 that-- I don't know what Orton can do now. 2511 01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:02,262 [Tazz] There's only one thing left to do 2512 01:50:02,329 --> 01:50:04,630 and that's stuff Randy Orton in the casket. 2513 01:50:05,065 --> 01:50:06,567 I mean, for Orton though. You know, he's-- 2514 01:50:08,168 --> 01:50:09,536 Orton just-- he gripped. 2515 01:50:09,603 --> 01:50:11,804 -[Michael] He's deadweight. -[Tazz] And here comes-- uh-oh. Uh-oh. 2516 01:50:11,871 --> 01:50:13,507 -Randy Orton up on the shoulder. -[crowd cheering] 2517 01:50:13,574 --> 01:50:14,575 [Michael] He's gonna throw him in, 2518 01:50:14,641 --> 01:50:16,410 Undertaker's gonna throw Randy in and open it up. 2519 01:50:16,477 --> 01:50:17,611 Open it up. Here we go. 2520 01:50:17,710 --> 01:50:21,148 What the hell? Cowboy Bob with the fire extinguisher. 2521 01:50:21,581 --> 01:50:24,550 -[Tazz] But wait a minute. -[Michael] Blinding The Undertaker. 2522 01:50:25,318 --> 01:50:27,221 The Undertaker's been blinded. 2523 01:50:27,286 --> 01:50:30,223 -Randy Orton's stalking his opponent. -[Tazz] What the heck? 2524 01:50:30,357 --> 01:50:32,192 -No. Oh. -[Michael] An RKO! 2525 01:50:32,259 --> 01:50:35,429 An RKO to the blinded Undertaker. 2526 01:50:35,996 --> 01:50:38,699 [Tazz] Oh, my God. 2527 01:50:38,764 --> 01:50:42,936 I guess I was wrong about that plan 2528 01:50:43,003 --> 01:50:45,839 -and about that fire extinguisher. -[crowd booing] 2529 01:50:45,906 --> 01:50:47,974 -Holy smokes. -[Michael] Undertaker 2530 01:50:48,040 --> 01:50:50,443 -seems to be out cold. -[Tazz] Pardon the pun. 2531 01:50:51,577 --> 01:50:53,714 -[Tazz] Look at this. -[Michael] And Cowboy Bob trying to roll 2532 01:50:53,780 --> 01:50:56,583 The Undertaker toward the casket by himself. 2533 01:50:56,683 --> 01:50:58,317 Randy Orton's been worn out. 2534 01:50:58,384 --> 01:51:00,219 [Tazz] I don't believe we're gonna witness this. 2535 01:51:00,786 --> 01:51:03,056 Undertaker is going down-- open it up. 2536 01:51:03,123 --> 01:51:06,994 Undertaker gonna lose this Handicap Casket Match, 2537 01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:11,063 as "Cowboy" Bob Orton trying to move the 300-pound carcass… 2538 01:51:11,165 --> 01:51:12,299 [Tazz] Oh, wait. Oh, not so fast. 2539 01:51:12,665 --> 01:51:16,103 -[Michael] Oh, my. -[Tazz] Oh, boy. [laughs] 2540 01:51:16,269 --> 01:51:18,172 [Michael] The Undertaker is alive and well. 2541 01:51:18,237 --> 01:51:19,740 [crowd chatter] 2542 01:51:19,806 --> 01:51:24,311 [Michael] Cowboy Bob-- and a fire extinguisher of the skull. 2543 01:51:24,378 --> 01:51:25,913 [Tazz] Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no. 2544 01:51:26,045 --> 01:51:28,182 [Michael] Undertaker's in the casket. Come on, Taker. 2545 01:51:28,248 --> 01:51:30,083 [Tazz] Got hit with the fire extinguisher. 2546 01:51:30,217 --> 01:51:32,553 -The fire extinguisher of the skull. -[crowd chattering, booing] 2547 01:51:32,652 --> 01:51:34,288 -No, no, no. -[Michael] Uh-oh. 2548 01:51:34,353 --> 01:51:36,690 -[Tazz] Come on. -[Michael] You've gotta be kidding me. 2549 01:51:36,790 --> 01:51:38,090 [Tazz] Get up, Undertaker. 2550 01:51:38,592 --> 01:51:40,861 Deadman, get up, get up. He's up, he's up. 2551 01:51:40,928 --> 01:51:43,197 [Michael] Undertaker's up. Undertaker's up. 2552 01:51:43,297 --> 01:51:46,232 [Tazz] Orton's in there now. And so is Undertaker. 2553 01:51:46,299 --> 01:51:48,634 [Michael] Well, the match is not over. 2554 01:51:48,701 --> 01:51:50,571 -[Tazz] Who won? -[Michael] I don't know. 2555 01:51:50,637 --> 01:51:53,340 It's not-- it's not over. It can't be over. 2556 01:51:53,406 --> 01:51:55,442 The Undertaker's in there with Randy Orton, 2557 01:51:55,541 --> 01:51:57,009 the match can't be over. 2558 01:51:57,544 --> 01:51:59,780 And what the hell is going on inside the casket? 2559 01:52:00,414 --> 01:52:01,848 [Tazz] That's what I wanna know. 2560 01:52:01,982 --> 01:52:04,951 -Uh-oh. Well, that's what's going on-- -[Michael] Oh, my. 2561 01:52:05,052 --> 01:52:06,253 [crowd cheering] 2562 01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:09,289 [Michael] Undertaker, Randy Orton. 2563 01:52:09,356 --> 01:52:11,924 -[Tazz] Oh, I think-- from behind. -[Michael] From behind. 2564 01:52:12,025 --> 01:52:12,925 Cowboy Bob. 2565 01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:14,494 -Orton with a steel chair… -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 2566 01:52:14,594 --> 01:52:17,030 [Michael] …off the skull of The Undertaker. 2567 01:52:17,097 --> 01:52:19,199 [Tazz] Oh, the proverbial numbers-- Oh-- The Deadman. 2568 01:52:19,299 --> 01:52:20,366 -[Michael] Oh, my God. -[bell rings] 2569 01:52:20,433 --> 01:52:22,536 I can't believe it. I can't believe it. 2570 01:52:22,635 --> 01:52:24,170 They're locking it. 2571 01:52:24,237 --> 01:52:27,406 [announcer] Here are your winners, "Cowboy" Bob Orton 2572 01:52:27,473 --> 01:52:31,411 and The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. 2573 01:52:31,478 --> 01:52:35,982 [Michael] What an incredible sequence to end this Handicap Casket Match. 2574 01:52:36,049 --> 01:52:39,052 But, ladies and gentlemen, the Ortons did it. 2575 01:52:39,119 --> 01:52:43,223 Did they put the final nail in The Undertaker's coffin tonight? 2576 01:52:43,557 --> 01:52:46,125 [Tazz] They might have, Cole. They definitely might've. 2577 01:52:46,192 --> 01:52:49,563 I am shocked. I did not think the Orton's gonna win this. 2578 01:52:49,996 --> 01:52:54,468 Week after week, the mind games have been flopping for the Orton's 2579 01:52:54,534 --> 01:52:56,202 and Undertaker's been on top, but-- 2580 01:52:57,904 --> 01:53:00,007 Taker looked like he was gonna win this match. 2581 01:53:00,406 --> 01:53:01,607 But then watch this. 2582 01:53:01,674 --> 01:53:04,111 [Michael] Cowboy Bob with that fire extinguisher. 2583 01:53:04,177 --> 01:53:06,179 [Tazz] We never realized that the-- watch this, 2584 01:53:06,246 --> 01:53:08,081 Orton-- Bob Orton-- Bob Orton with the [indistinct] 2585 01:53:08,148 --> 01:53:09,715 Boom, and then, the RKO. 2586 01:53:10,150 --> 01:53:12,518 And then there's the finisher of the match right here. 2587 01:53:12,986 --> 01:53:15,088 [Michael] Watch this distraction by Cowboy Bob. 2588 01:53:15,155 --> 01:53:18,392 Randy grabs the steel chair and listen to this. 2589 01:53:18,525 --> 01:53:21,295 [Tazz] Right on the head. And then they move out quick. 2590 01:53:21,361 --> 01:53:22,996 Watch how quick they closed the lid. 2591 01:53:23,530 --> 01:53:25,465 Because they know that The Undertaker would get up eventually 2592 01:53:25,598 --> 01:53:27,200 from getting hit with that chair. They locked it 2593 01:53:27,267 --> 01:53:28,634 because they knew Deadman would come out. 2594 01:53:28,701 --> 01:53:30,202 -[Michael] Ladies and gentlemen… -[Tazz] Oh, my God. 2595 01:53:30,304 --> 01:53:31,938 [Michael] …I'm in absolute shock. I can't believe it. 2596 01:53:32,005 --> 01:53:36,076 I cannot believe that Randy Orton and "Cowboy" Bob Orton 2597 01:53:36,143 --> 01:53:37,978 made good on their promise here tonight 2598 01:53:38,045 --> 01:53:41,548 to put the final nail in the legend of The Undertaker. 2599 01:53:41,615 --> 01:53:44,884 "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton has done it again 2600 01:53:44,951 --> 01:53:47,987 with the help of his hall of famed father, Cowboy Bob. 2601 01:53:48,054 --> 01:53:49,456 [Tazz] Oh, I can't believe it. 2602 01:53:49,523 --> 01:53:52,726 Randy and Bob Orton said they had a plan. 2603 01:53:53,192 --> 01:53:55,094 And I thought that plan was for nothing. 2604 01:53:55,161 --> 01:53:58,799 I thought it backfired after the fire extinguisher mishap 2605 01:53:58,865 --> 01:54:02,102 and then Orton-- I'm amazed. 2606 01:54:02,169 --> 01:54:04,071 I don't know what to say, I can't believe it. 2607 01:54:04,137 --> 01:54:07,641 [Michael] And now, the Ortons symbolically wheeling the casket 2608 01:54:07,708 --> 01:54:12,079 which contains The Undertaker inside out of the Toyota Center. 2609 01:54:12,144 --> 01:54:18,552 This is an absolutely shocking development here at No Mercy in Houston, Texas. 2610 01:54:18,617 --> 01:54:22,755 This may be the biggest win of Randy Orton's career 2611 01:54:22,822 --> 01:54:25,258 here tonight at No Mercy. 2612 01:54:25,325 --> 01:54:29,129 [Tazz] Well, this is the first ever Handicap Casket Match 2613 01:54:29,196 --> 01:54:30,931 and history was made. 2614 01:54:31,365 --> 01:54:34,668 The Undertaker was defeated by Randy and "Cowboy" Bob Orton. 2615 01:54:34,735 --> 01:54:36,402 -[Randy] Can you hear me, Taker? -[Tazz] Oh, wait a minute. 2616 01:54:36,503 --> 01:54:38,371 -Oh, woah, what the hell is this? -[Randy] Can you hear me? 2617 01:54:38,705 --> 01:54:40,941 -[Tazz] Is that an ax? -[Michael] Yes, it's an ax. 2618 01:54:41,074 --> 01:54:42,174 [Tazz] What is he doing with it? 2619 01:54:42,241 --> 01:54:43,610 What are they doing? 2620 01:54:46,313 --> 01:54:47,414 What hell's going on? 2621 01:54:48,115 --> 01:54:50,549 Can you hear me, Taker? Huh? 2622 01:54:51,518 --> 01:54:52,686 Do you hear me? 2623 01:54:56,188 --> 01:54:57,958 -What's up, Take? -[Tazz] Oh, I don't like this, Cole. 2624 01:54:58,023 --> 01:54:59,558 Can't do much now, can you? 2625 01:55:00,527 --> 01:55:01,661 Can you, Take? 2626 01:55:01,728 --> 01:55:04,764 I'm The Legend Killer. I proved it tonight. 2627 01:55:06,266 --> 01:55:08,902 I'm gonna put you back where you came from, you hear me? 2628 01:55:11,036 --> 01:55:12,438 [Tazz] And now what's going on, Cole? 2629 01:55:12,505 --> 01:55:14,407 [crowd chatter] 2630 01:55:14,473 --> 01:55:17,009 [Tazz] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on now. 2631 01:55:17,477 --> 01:55:18,678 What the hell is Orton doing? 2632 01:55:18,745 --> 01:55:20,213 [crowd screaming] 2633 01:55:26,820 --> 01:55:28,655 [Michael] Orton said this is gonna be the final nail 2634 01:55:28,722 --> 01:55:31,258 on The Undertaker's coffin. 2635 01:55:31,324 --> 01:55:33,293 [Tazz] Yeah, but I thought-- but I thought he meant that-- 2636 01:55:33,393 --> 01:55:35,295 Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, Cole. 2637 01:55:35,362 --> 01:55:38,365 -[Michael] Oh, my God. -[Tazz] No. Oh, my God. 2638 01:55:39,098 --> 01:55:42,067 -Come on, guys, this is… -[Michael] Is that gas-- that's gasoline. 2639 01:55:42,134 --> 01:55:43,469 [Tazz] What the hell are they doing here? 2640 01:55:44,737 --> 01:55:46,606 All right, somebody's stop this now, enough. 2641 01:55:50,043 --> 01:55:51,210 [Michael] Oh, my God. 2642 01:55:53,079 --> 01:55:55,816 [Tazz] There's a hush in this arena. No one seem-- they can't… 2643 01:55:58,050 --> 01:55:59,553 -[Michael] Oh, my God. -[Tazz] No, no, come on. 2644 01:55:59,619 --> 01:56:02,088 No, there's a man in there. Enough with this. 2645 01:56:02,155 --> 01:56:05,025 They're pouring the gasoline in-- oh, come on. 2646 01:56:05,090 --> 01:56:06,927 This-- they put on a hole and… 2647 01:56:06,992 --> 01:56:09,161 [Michael] And then with the gasoline's poured through the hole, 2648 01:56:09,529 --> 01:56:11,731 it's gonna be drenching The Undertaker inside. 2649 01:56:12,299 --> 01:56:14,835 [Tazz] He's knocked out from hitting that chair, Cole. 2650 01:56:15,602 --> 01:56:17,471 [Michael] If he wasn't knocked out by the chai, he's knocked out 2651 01:56:17,536 --> 01:56:19,105 by the fumes of the gasoline. 2652 01:56:19,172 --> 01:56:20,906 You're gonna burn in hell, you son of a bitch. 2653 01:56:20,973 --> 01:56:22,709 -[Michael] My God, this is-- -You hear me? 2654 01:56:23,442 --> 01:56:24,710 You're gonna burn. 2655 01:56:26,746 --> 01:56:29,849 [crowd clamoring] 2656 01:56:30,750 --> 01:56:33,119 -[Tazz] Can someone stop this or what? -[Michael] Someone's got to do something. 2657 01:56:33,219 --> 01:56:35,088 [Tazz] What the hell is going on here? There's a man in there, 2658 01:56:35,155 --> 01:56:36,956 -[Michael] There's a man in the casket. -[Tazz] Don't do this. 2659 01:56:37,022 --> 01:56:38,724 Randy, do not do this. Enough is enough, 2660 01:56:38,858 --> 01:56:40,626 -Randy. You won the match. -[Michael] You won-- yeah, 2661 01:56:40,693 --> 01:56:42,496 you won the damn match, you're The Legend Killer. 2662 01:56:42,562 --> 01:56:43,964 You don't wanna do this, Randy. 2663 01:56:44,030 --> 01:56:46,766 [Tazz] You made your point, this is not new. 2664 01:56:46,833 --> 01:56:47,968 You're The Legend Killer, 2665 01:56:48,034 --> 01:56:49,902 okay, great, that's it, you go on. 2666 01:56:49,969 --> 01:56:52,172 -Enough. -[Michael] Oh, come on now, come on now. 2667 01:56:52,239 --> 01:56:53,772 -[Tazz] Oh, my God. -[Michael] Somebody get out here. 2668 01:56:53,839 --> 01:56:55,308 -[Tazz] Oh, my God. -[Michael] It's a damn inferno. 2669 01:56:55,407 --> 01:56:56,576 Somebody get out here. 2670 01:56:57,643 --> 01:56:58,844 [Tazz] My God. 2671 01:57:00,246 --> 01:57:01,714 -[Michael] No. -[Tazz] Oh, my. 2672 01:57:04,451 --> 01:57:05,518 [Michael] Whoa. 2673 01:57:08,288 --> 01:57:09,623 Oh, my God, I… 2674 01:57:25,639 --> 01:57:27,941 [crowd exclaiming, booing] 2675 01:57:42,789 --> 01:57:44,590 -[Tazz] What the hell is this, Cole? -[Michael] Ladies and-- 2676 01:57:44,657 --> 01:57:47,259 [Tazz] Come on. Look at this. 2677 01:57:48,193 --> 01:57:49,963 We're gonna see this again or what? 2678 01:57:50,030 --> 01:57:51,031 Come on. 2679 01:57:51,097 --> 01:57:53,266 [Michael] Randy Orton directly responsible-- 2680 01:57:53,866 --> 01:57:55,535 directly responsible for this. 2681 01:57:55,602 --> 01:57:57,771 [Tazz] What's he trying to do here? You've won the match, 2682 01:57:57,837 --> 01:58:00,440 you're The Legend Killer, we get it, great. 2683 01:58:00,507 --> 01:58:02,608 -[Michael] Look at him. -[Tazz] Rest in peace. 2684 01:58:02,675 --> 01:58:04,643 A sick son of a bitch. 2685 01:58:05,178 --> 01:58:07,880 [Michael] Damn gasoline that's-- look at these people here in this arena. 2686 01:58:07,947 --> 01:58:09,415 [Tazz] I don't even know what we witnessed, Cole. 2687 01:58:09,482 --> 01:58:12,419 I mean, you can't even breath the gasoline fumes. 2688 01:58:12,485 --> 01:58:14,286 Ladies and gentlemen, there's-- black smoke has filled 2689 01:58:14,353 --> 01:58:15,422 in the Toyota Center here. 2690 01:58:15,487 --> 01:58:18,825 You can smell the-- smell the fumes in-- and we just witnessed, 2691 01:58:18,892 --> 01:58:21,027 ladies and gentlemen, Randy Orton-- 2692 01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:23,929 He poured gasoline into an open hole of this casket, 2693 01:58:23,996 --> 01:58:28,335 The Undertaker was inside and then he set the casket on fire. 2694 01:58:28,401 --> 01:58:30,637 I don't-- I don't understand it. Why, for what? 2695 01:58:30,704 --> 01:58:34,074 You won the damn match, you're The Legend Killer, we get it. 2696 01:58:34,139 --> 01:58:36,343 There's a human being in there, there's a man in there. 2697 01:58:36,409 --> 01:58:38,878 For what? For what? 2698 01:58:39,746 --> 01:58:41,313 I can't answer that question. 2699 01:58:41,380 --> 01:58:43,983 Only Randy Orton and perhaps, his father knows. 2700 01:58:44,550 --> 01:58:49,755 There was a human being in that casket and Randy Orton set it on fire. 2701 01:58:50,190 --> 01:58:52,558 Would somebody do something about this damn smell in here? I mean… 2702 01:58:54,294 --> 01:58:55,695 [Michael] Well, ladies and gentlemen. 2703 01:58:55,762 --> 01:58:58,365 [“Muy Loco” playing] 2704 01:59:00,066 --> 01:59:01,334 [bell ringing] 2705 01:59:01,401 --> 01:59:03,902 [announcer] The following contest is scheduled for one fall 2706 01:59:04,137 --> 01:59:09,241 and it's for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship of the world. 2707 01:59:09,308 --> 01:59:13,313 Introducing first the challenger is a member of the Mexicools, 2708 01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:18,617 weighing in at 185 pounds, Juventud. 2709 01:59:22,522 --> 01:59:24,691 ♪ Shake 'em up, heat 'em up Change the climate ♪ 2710 01:59:24,758 --> 01:59:27,126 ♪ I'm all bloody and sweaty But no retirement ♪ 2711 01:59:27,192 --> 01:59:30,030 ♪ All I wanna hear from you Is dead silence ♪ 2712 01:59:30,096 --> 01:59:32,499 ♪ When we are around No doubt, it gets violent ♪ 2713 01:59:32,565 --> 01:59:34,534 ♪ Batallando cada día ♪ 2714 01:59:34,601 --> 01:59:35,634 ♪ Batallando día y noche ♪ 2715 01:59:35,701 --> 01:59:37,437 [Tazz] Well, we gotta try to get back to business, 2716 01:59:37,504 --> 01:59:38,538 ladies and gentlemen, 2717 01:59:38,605 --> 01:59:40,706 and Cruiserweight Championship match here tonight. 2718 01:59:40,773 --> 01:59:45,812 Juventud to take on Nunzio in No Mercy and exclusively at WWE.com. 2719 01:59:45,879 --> 01:59:49,249 Velocity last week, it was a Cruiserweight Battle Royal. 2720 01:59:49,315 --> 01:59:53,452 As you see the champion Nunzio and his enforcer Vito looking on. 2721 01:59:54,054 --> 01:59:56,522 And nonetheless, it was a great Cruiserweight Battle Royal. 2722 01:59:56,856 --> 02:00:00,026 And it came down to Paul London, the former champion. 2723 02:00:00,093 --> 02:00:02,594 And Juve-- and Juve would pick up the victory, 2724 02:00:02,661 --> 02:00:05,565 getting the title match here against Nunzio tonight. 2725 02:00:06,366 --> 02:00:08,168 [Michael] Well, ladies and gentlemen, we can you tell you this. 2726 02:00:08,233 --> 02:00:10,503 We understand that the Ortons are making their way 2727 02:00:10,570 --> 02:00:13,373 -to the WWE Instant Access… -[Tazz] Oh, yeah. Well, that's great. 2728 02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:14,973 [Michael] …exclusively on WWE.com. 2729 02:00:15,040 --> 02:00:17,844 Tell you what, I'd love to log on right now and hear what they have to say 2730 02:00:17,911 --> 02:00:18,911 about that debacle. 2731 02:00:19,045 --> 02:00:21,214 [Tazz] They should be making their way to a damn jail cell 2732 02:00:21,281 --> 02:00:24,084 somewhere in the city of Houston, that's where they should be going. 2733 02:00:24,718 --> 02:00:29,255 I love to know what the Orton's gonna have to say about this tonight. 2734 02:00:29,923 --> 02:00:31,090 Oh, we got to call this match, 2735 02:00:31,156 --> 02:00:33,927 usually we have-- I have a good time when it's the Mexicools here 2736 02:00:33,992 --> 02:00:35,061 but you know what? 2737 02:00:35,661 --> 02:00:39,299 To do our job and I hope everything is okay, that's it. 2738 02:00:41,601 --> 02:00:44,237 -[Michael] Do you smell that? -[Tazz] Yeah, I can smell it. Who cannot? 2739 02:00:44,304 --> 02:00:45,438 [announcer] And making his way 2740 02:00:45,505 --> 02:00:46,539 to the ring, 2741 02:00:46,606 --> 02:00:49,375 weighing in at 175 pounds, 2742 02:00:49,442 --> 02:00:54,380 he's the Cruiserweight Champion of the world, Nunzio. 2743 02:00:54,547 --> 02:00:56,449 [Tazz] You know, it's gonna be interesting, of course, to watch 2744 02:00:56,516 --> 02:00:57,650 the matchup in the ring. 2745 02:00:57,717 --> 02:01:00,920 It's always gonna be interesting to see what's going on outside the ring. 2746 02:01:01,019 --> 02:01:03,322 You got Super Crazy and Psicosis for the Mexicools 2747 02:01:04,124 --> 02:01:08,393 and Nunzio backed up by the ruthless and dangerous, uh, Vito. 2748 02:01:10,295 --> 02:01:13,165 [Michael] It's Vito, right? Not Ovito. You said Ovito. 2749 02:01:14,134 --> 02:01:16,402 [Tazz] Vito. I know the guy a long time, his name is not "Ovito." 2750 02:01:16,469 --> 02:01:17,904 [Michael] I'm choking on the smoke out there. 2751 02:01:17,971 --> 02:01:19,038 [Tazz] You're choking. 2752 02:01:19,105 --> 02:01:20,807 [Michael] I'm trying to get through what I have to say. 2753 02:01:20,874 --> 02:01:22,308 [Tazz] Okay. All right. Oh, my work next… 2754 02:01:22,375 --> 02:01:23,809 [Michael] I'm trying to loosen up a little bit. 2755 02:01:23,876 --> 02:01:25,277 -[Tazz] Come on, here we go, Cole. -[bell ringing] 2756 02:01:25,344 --> 02:01:27,080 Cruiserweight Championship of the world on the line. 2757 02:01:27,147 --> 02:01:30,183 Nunzio squaring off with Juvi of the Mexicools. 2758 02:01:30,282 --> 02:01:31,683 Nunzio's held the title for a number of months. 2759 02:01:31,750 --> 02:01:32,619 [Michael] Oh, look at that-- 2760 02:01:32,951 --> 02:01:34,387 [Tazz] And Juvi going for the quick victory there 2761 02:01:34,454 --> 02:01:36,889 and a kick out by Nunzio. Gonna be a fast-paced matchup. 2762 02:01:37,022 --> 02:01:38,590 -[Michael] Backslide. -[Tazz] Backslide shoulders down. 2763 02:01:38,691 --> 02:01:41,928 Nunzio in trouble and Juvi continues the pressure. 2764 02:01:41,995 --> 02:01:43,897 -[Michael] Look at that. Nice. -[Tazz] Again, third cover 2765 02:01:43,963 --> 02:01:46,165 of the early part of the matchup. 2766 02:01:46,232 --> 02:01:49,568 [Michael] And Nunzio that knee right to the gut, small package by-- uh-oh. 2767 02:01:49,635 --> 02:01:51,137 [Tazz] Juvi rolls it through, shoulders down again 2768 02:01:51,204 --> 02:01:52,237 and a kick out. 2769 02:01:52,304 --> 02:01:54,973 [Michael] I'll tell you what, Nunzio-- oh, swept of the leg. 2770 02:01:55,808 --> 02:01:57,442 Oh, man, there you can-- so quick here. 2771 02:01:57,509 --> 02:01:59,179 -[Tazz] Great action, though. -[screams] 2772 02:01:59,245 --> 02:02:01,981 [Michael] Cruiserweight is exclusive to SmackDown. 2773 02:02:02,080 --> 02:02:03,348 [Tazz] Stand-off. 2774 02:02:03,482 --> 02:02:05,785 -Half Mexican stand-off. And the… -[Michael laughs] 2775 02:02:05,884 --> 02:02:07,053 -[Tazz] Get it? -[Michael] That was great. 2776 02:02:07,152 --> 02:02:10,089 [Tazz] And the Mexicools continue to pump up Juvi. 2777 02:02:10,156 --> 02:02:11,590 -[crowd cheering] -[man] Oh, my God. 2778 02:02:11,723 --> 02:02:13,259 [Michael] Whoa, there you go. 2779 02:02:13,759 --> 02:02:15,161 [Tazz] Come one, Nunz, remember the neighborhood. 2780 02:02:15,228 --> 02:02:16,228 [Michael] There you go. 2781 02:02:16,295 --> 02:02:19,199 Nunzio not too far from you growing up-- Queens, right? 2782 02:02:19,264 --> 02:02:20,500 -Howard Beach? -[Tazz] Yeah, yeah. 2783 02:02:20,567 --> 02:02:22,701 I'm more of a Brooklyn guy, but that's all right, I still like Nunzio. 2784 02:02:22,768 --> 02:02:24,536 [Michael] Nunzio up over the top of Juvi. 2785 02:02:24,603 --> 02:02:27,639 And Juvi, there's the leapfrog bounces off the ropes. 2786 02:02:27,706 --> 02:02:29,308 -Nunzio leapfrog of his own. -[Tazz] Oh! 2787 02:02:29,375 --> 02:02:31,443 [Michael] And what a boot to the jaw. 2788 02:02:31,510 --> 02:02:32,846 Right in the face. 2789 02:02:32,911 --> 02:02:34,981 Look at this tilt-a-whirl headscissors right there by… 2790 02:02:35,048 --> 02:02:36,316 [Tazz] It's Juventud. 2791 02:02:36,415 --> 02:02:37,851 [Michael] Juvi has got Nunzio off his game early. 2792 02:02:37,916 --> 02:02:39,552 Hook of the leg. The champion is in trouble 2793 02:02:39,619 --> 02:02:41,821 and a kick out by Nunzio. 2794 02:02:41,955 --> 02:02:44,022 -[Tazz] Juvi, of course, his nickname… -[Michael] That head in the arm. 2795 02:02:44,190 --> 02:02:46,259 -[Tazz] Oh! -[Michael] What a backbreaker. 2796 02:02:46,326 --> 02:02:48,928 -"The Juice" Juvi. -[Tazz] Oh, it's actually, The Juice. 2797 02:02:48,995 --> 02:02:50,496 That's how he says, right? The Juice. 2798 02:02:50,563 --> 02:02:52,898 [Michael] Hook of the leg. Kick out at two. 2799 02:02:52,965 --> 02:02:54,834 [Tazz] What does he mean by The Juice, does he drink juice, 2800 02:02:54,933 --> 02:02:57,670 -does he-- does he like juicy like fruit… -[shouts indistinct] 2801 02:02:57,737 --> 02:03:00,406 …OJ, was it like a grape fruit like a pineapple juice? 2802 02:03:00,505 --> 02:03:01,741 [Michael] It's like the electrical current. 2803 02:03:01,808 --> 02:03:03,009 [Tazz] Like juicy fruit? 2804 02:03:03,076 --> 02:03:05,044 [Michael] Oh, that kind of juice, like electric. 2805 02:03:05,178 --> 02:03:06,179 Juvi, top rope. 2806 02:03:06,545 --> 02:03:08,481 -Nunzio. -[Tazz] Oh! 2807 02:03:08,548 --> 02:03:10,016 [Michael] Juvi landing hard 2808 02:03:10,083 --> 02:03:13,052 and buys Nunzio the Cruiserweight Champion some time. 2809 02:03:13,119 --> 02:03:15,221 [Tazz] Juveo, not to be confused with Juvi. 2810 02:03:15,722 --> 02:03:18,991 [Michael] Here's the cover. kick out at two by Juvi. 2811 02:03:19,058 --> 02:03:20,125 [Tazz] Who is Juveo? 2812 02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:22,929 [Michael] By the way, the name is Juventud. Juventud. 2813 02:03:22,996 --> 02:03:24,630 Nunzio driving the elbow into the spine. 2814 02:03:24,697 --> 02:03:27,666 [Tazz] Maybe if you done, it's a great-- no, isn't it a great name, Juventud? 2815 02:03:27,733 --> 02:03:31,004 That's a great-- I'm gonna get a-- I'm gonna buy a cat and name it Juventud. 2816 02:03:31,070 --> 02:03:32,871 [Michael chuckles] Juventud the cat? 2817 02:03:33,239 --> 02:03:36,142 [Tazz] Actually, I wanna buy a boat and name it Juventud, put it on the dock, 2818 02:03:36,209 --> 02:03:37,477 that's a goal for a life. 2819 02:03:37,643 --> 02:03:39,445 -[man] Come on. -I can name it like Juventud. 2820 02:03:39,612 --> 02:03:42,648 Hey, Juventud, both your-- both your name is Juventud. 2821 02:03:43,316 --> 02:03:46,585 Juvi. That'd be a big plus. They'd call you [indistinct] 2822 02:03:46,652 --> 02:03:47,820 They wouldn't call you Juvi. 2823 02:03:47,887 --> 02:03:50,423 -[crowd chatter] -Come on. 2824 02:03:50,490 --> 02:03:52,357 [Tazz] Anyway, there is the Cruiserweight Championship match 2825 02:03:52,424 --> 02:03:54,427 -going on still. -[Michael] Yeah, and the Mexicools 2826 02:03:54,494 --> 02:03:58,865 are cheering of Juventud and Nunzio, the Cruiserweight Champion. 2827 02:03:58,932 --> 02:04:01,067 And Juventud up top. Look at that. 2828 02:04:01,401 --> 02:04:04,036 [Tazz] Oh, Nunzio in trouble, shoulders down again. 2829 02:04:04,103 --> 02:04:05,438 And a kick out at two. 2830 02:04:05,505 --> 02:04:07,307 [Michael] I mean Juventud wanted to get a victory roll 2831 02:04:07,373 --> 02:04:08,775 and it didn't work out that way. 2832 02:04:08,840 --> 02:04:11,277 Now, look at this. Russian leg sweep. 2833 02:04:12,077 --> 02:04:14,280 -[Tazz] Nunzio's getting a little upset. -[Michael] The Cruiserweight Champion 2834 02:04:14,347 --> 02:04:17,349 on the cover again and Juventud rolls the shoulder out. 2835 02:04:17,482 --> 02:04:19,117 [Tazz] Maybe just call him The Juice, maybe he's insulted. 2836 02:04:19,184 --> 02:04:20,887 [Michael] I was calling him Juvi and you yelled at me. 2837 02:04:20,954 --> 02:04:22,688 [Tazz] You're not a master of the English language yet. 2838 02:04:22,822 --> 02:04:23,856 I'm begging you, Cole. 2839 02:04:23,923 --> 02:04:25,090 [Michael] And you're talking. 2840 02:04:25,157 --> 02:04:27,927 And Juvi bounced off the top turnbuckle. 2841 02:04:27,994 --> 02:04:29,295 Nunzio out to the apron. 2842 02:04:29,362 --> 02:04:30,697 [crowd chatter] 2843 02:04:30,763 --> 02:04:32,799 [Tazz] Punched him right in the face, Nunzio did. 2844 02:04:33,833 --> 02:04:36,369 [Michael] Juventud wants to win the Cruiserweight Championship. 2845 02:04:36,436 --> 02:04:38,137 [Tazz] Oh, he wouldn't be in this match if he didn't. 2846 02:04:38,204 --> 02:04:40,205 [Michael] Oh, he won the Battle Royal to get here. 2847 02:04:40,272 --> 02:04:42,976 Exclusively, on WWE.com on Velocity. 2848 02:04:43,041 --> 02:04:46,411 [Tazz] And now, Juventud and Nunzio, both on the second rope, 2849 02:04:46,478 --> 02:04:49,682 and now both-- it looks like they're about to climb the top rope. 2850 02:04:50,083 --> 02:04:52,518 What the hell is gonna go on here, Cole? Look at this. 2851 02:04:52,585 --> 02:04:53,952 [Michael] Oh, my. 2852 02:04:55,521 --> 02:04:57,490 Both men down center of the ring. 2853 02:04:57,656 --> 02:04:59,659 -Come on. -[Tazz] Who's gonna get up after that? 2854 02:04:59,726 --> 02:05:01,661 -[counting] -[Michael] You see, Psicosis and Vito 2855 02:05:01,728 --> 02:05:05,464 -both concerned for their buddies. -[shouts in Spanish] 2856 02:05:05,531 --> 02:05:08,166 [Tazz] Super Crazy is going crazy, hence the name. 2857 02:05:08,968 --> 02:05:10,803 [Michael] Referee Jimmy Korderas begins the count 2858 02:05:10,870 --> 02:05:12,705 and a count to five, now to six. 2859 02:05:12,772 --> 02:05:16,342 First man up will gain the momentum or both men are counted out. 2860 02:05:16,576 --> 02:05:18,111 -[Tazz] Oh, here's a cover. -[Michael] Here's a cover. 2861 02:05:18,177 --> 02:05:20,646 It's Nunzio in a two-and-a-half. 2862 02:05:20,746 --> 02:05:23,648 Juvi rolls into another cover and a kick out at two. 2863 02:05:24,217 --> 02:05:27,652 [Tazz] Both men going for covers at anywhere they could get one. 2864 02:05:27,786 --> 02:05:29,321 [crowd booing] 2865 02:05:29,989 --> 02:05:31,723 [Michael] You can only see the Cruiserweights Friday Night 2866 02:05:31,790 --> 02:05:35,327 on Friday Night SmackDown or here our great SmackDown pay-per-view. 2867 02:05:35,728 --> 02:05:37,696 Juventud with that boot to the jaw. 2868 02:05:37,763 --> 02:05:39,065 Another to Nunzio. 2869 02:05:39,132 --> 02:05:41,000 [Tazz] He's hitting him in the nose, he's got a big schnozzle. 2870 02:05:41,233 --> 02:05:43,870 [Michael] Wow, what a spin kick. A jumping spin kick. 2871 02:05:44,603 --> 02:05:47,173 It would break your leg if you hit Nunzio's nose hard enough. 2872 02:05:47,906 --> 02:05:49,608 Come on, baby! 2873 02:05:50,843 --> 02:05:52,644 [Tazz] The Juice getting pumped up. 2874 02:05:53,346 --> 02:05:55,882 And watch out for Nunzio though, he's scrappy, 2875 02:05:55,947 --> 02:05:57,482 he don't-- there's no quit in Nunzio. 2876 02:05:57,549 --> 02:05:58,951 [Michael] Oh, The Juice is pretty scrappy too. 2877 02:05:59,018 --> 02:06:01,621 [Tazz] Oh, no, I know they both are. That's what makes for a hell of a match. 2878 02:06:01,987 --> 02:06:04,389 Sunset flip roll through-- oh! 2879 02:06:05,124 --> 02:06:06,592 [Michael] Dropkick on the jaw 2880 02:06:07,093 --> 02:06:09,795 -by Juventud of the Mexicools. -[speaking Spanish] 2881 02:06:09,929 --> 02:06:12,397 [Tazz] At least Psicosis said, "Hey, Tazz, how are you?" 2882 02:06:12,464 --> 02:06:15,233 [Michael] Here's the cover, hook of the leg, shoulders down. 2883 02:06:15,300 --> 02:06:17,370 It was actually Super Crazy, but who's counting. 2884 02:06:17,437 --> 02:06:19,105 Kick out by Nunzio at two. 2885 02:06:19,438 --> 02:06:22,174 And look at that, wow. Unique. 2886 02:06:23,142 --> 02:06:24,610 [speaking in Spanish] 2887 02:06:25,911 --> 02:06:27,080 [Tazz] Nunzio with a high elbow. 2888 02:06:27,146 --> 02:06:29,514 The back elbow to the face of Psicosis. 2889 02:06:29,648 --> 02:06:32,184 Oh, God. 2890 02:06:32,617 --> 02:06:34,920 Spun him right face first, that's got to be it. 2891 02:06:35,054 --> 02:06:36,589 [Michael] Hook of the leg again… 2892 02:06:36,688 --> 02:06:39,659 [Tazz] He's got it-- no. Nunzio with two-and-a-half. 2893 02:06:40,192 --> 02:06:43,929 Just keeping the matchup going, moments away from losing his title. 2894 02:06:48,101 --> 02:06:50,202 [Michael] Nunzio again, kick to the midsection. 2895 02:06:51,838 --> 02:06:54,240 Oh, he went for the Sicilian Slice. 2896 02:06:55,808 --> 02:06:56,808 And Juventud… 2897 02:06:57,242 --> 02:06:59,545 [Tazz] Yeah, Juventud now is trying to regroup. 2898 02:06:59,612 --> 02:07:00,780 [overlapping chatter] 2899 02:07:00,880 --> 02:07:03,415 Wanna get pumped up. What a great opportunity. 2900 02:07:04,116 --> 02:07:05,485 Whoa ,whoa, whoa, whoa. 2901 02:07:05,550 --> 02:07:06,919 [Michael] Lands on the apron. 2902 02:07:07,385 --> 02:07:08,821 And look at Vito. 2903 02:07:08,888 --> 02:07:10,790 [Tazz] Vito, hey, attaboy, you're doing the right thing for… 2904 02:07:10,889 --> 02:07:13,860 [Michael] The Sicilian Silencer was silenced by Juvi. 2905 02:07:13,925 --> 02:07:14,994 [Tazz] A kick right in the head. 2906 02:07:15,128 --> 02:07:17,663 [Michael] Elbow to the mid-section, up over the top goes The Juice. 2907 02:07:17,797 --> 02:07:19,499 Nunzio trying to hang on. 2908 02:07:19,565 --> 02:07:21,933 Peeled those fingers off and now, Nunzio has got the-- oh! 2909 02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,335 [Tazz] Whoa, he had him. 2910 02:07:24,337 --> 02:07:25,338 What the hell is that? 2911 02:07:25,404 --> 02:07:27,139 He got the head-- what the hell? 2912 02:07:27,205 --> 02:07:28,340 [Michael] Vito, thanks for coming. 2913 02:07:28,406 --> 02:07:30,308 [crowd cheering] 2914 02:07:30,710 --> 02:07:32,178 [Tazz] Juvi didn't even see him. 2915 02:07:32,245 --> 02:07:33,913 Juvi, Juventud, Juice. 2916 02:07:33,980 --> 02:07:35,147 What kind of a name is that? 2917 02:07:36,014 --> 02:07:37,116 Come on! 2918 02:07:37,183 --> 02:07:40,385 Juvi up to the apron, going up to the top rope. 2919 02:07:40,987 --> 02:07:42,254 Watch Juvi here, watch out. 2920 02:07:42,388 --> 02:07:46,025 [Michael] Crossbody. Lateral press by Nunzio. 2921 02:07:46,259 --> 02:07:48,628 [Tazz] Hook of the leg and he's got-- no, kick out at two-and-a-half. 2922 02:07:50,096 --> 02:07:52,831 [Michael] Wow, Cruiserweight title is on the line right now. 2923 02:07:54,200 --> 02:07:56,768 Psicosis, you got to watch him, he's very sneaky. 2924 02:07:57,402 --> 02:08:00,740 -[groans] -And Juventud, Nunzio. 2925 02:08:01,273 --> 02:08:02,909 You got both northern lights suplex, nice. 2926 02:08:02,974 --> 02:08:04,242 [Tazz] Wow. And he go through. 2927 02:08:04,309 --> 02:08:05,844 [Michael] Yup. Bridge floated right over. 2928 02:08:05,911 --> 02:08:07,379 -Oh, look at this. -[groans] 2929 02:08:07,547 --> 02:08:09,447 The Juvi trying to hook by. 2930 02:08:09,915 --> 02:08:11,384 -[Tazz] Oh, my God. -[Michael] Nunzio down now. 2931 02:08:11,450 --> 02:08:12,684 Here's the cover. 2932 02:08:13,585 --> 02:08:16,688 -[bell ringing] -And we have a new Cruiserweight Champion. 2933 02:08:16,856 --> 02:08:18,558 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz laughing] 2934 02:08:18,723 --> 02:08:24,129 [announcer] Here is your winner and the new Cruiserweight Champion 2935 02:08:24,196 --> 02:08:28,166 -of the world, Juventud. -[“Muy Loco” playing] 2936 02:08:28,233 --> 02:08:31,269 [Tazz] The first championship held by the Mexicools, 2937 02:08:31,337 --> 02:08:35,674 Juventud with the Cruiserweight title with the Juvi Driver. 2938 02:08:35,741 --> 02:08:38,210 That Juvi Driver is flat out nasty. 2939 02:08:38,277 --> 02:08:40,746 Nunzio had no chance to kick out of that. 2940 02:08:40,813 --> 02:08:43,081 It drew you right down on the back of your head, 2941 02:08:43,148 --> 02:08:44,282 top of your head. 2942 02:08:44,817 --> 02:08:46,852 Good God, it's all over after that. 2943 02:08:47,519 --> 02:08:50,356 History right here, Cole, No Mercy, Houston, Texas, 2944 02:08:50,423 --> 02:08:54,460 a new Cruiserweight Champion, The Juice. 2945 02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:59,331 [Michael] Super Crazy and Psicosis going crazy as well. 2946 02:09:04,103 --> 02:09:08,406 -I'll tell you what… -[speaking Spanish] 2947 02:09:10,108 --> 02:09:11,143 [song fades] 2948 02:09:18,617 --> 02:09:21,654 [speaking Spanish] 2949 02:09:24,656 --> 02:09:26,726 [crowd cheering] 2950 02:09:32,031 --> 02:09:34,567 [speaking Spanish] 2951 02:09:35,968 --> 02:09:38,504 [speaking Spanish] 2952 02:09:43,276 --> 02:09:45,177 [speaks in English] Your ass is grass. 2953 02:09:45,378 --> 02:09:48,147 [speaking Spanish] 2954 02:09:49,214 --> 02:09:52,084 [laughs] [speaking Spanish] 2955 02:09:57,990 --> 02:10:00,726 …Mexicools. 2956 02:10:01,160 --> 02:10:02,295 [“Muy Loco” playing] 2957 02:10:02,361 --> 02:10:04,864 [Tazz] Okay. They're happy. That's it. [laughs] 2958 02:10:04,929 --> 02:10:06,699 -[Michael] Let's meet Juventud? -[Tazz] They're happy. 2959 02:10:06,766 --> 02:10:08,433 Mexicools are happy. 2960 02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:09,902 Well, they have Juvi-- 2961 02:10:10,503 --> 02:10:15,407 We all-- I know we said, we are Mexicans, we are Mexicools, that I know of, 2962 02:10:15,473 --> 02:10:17,375 because I kind of kept the history of them. 2963 02:10:18,044 --> 02:10:20,079 And your ass is grass and we are the lawnmowers. 2964 02:10:20,146 --> 02:10:23,848 [Michael] Well, check this out. Juvi wins the Cruiserweight Championship. 2965 02:10:23,915 --> 02:10:26,184 Devastating Juvi Driver. 2966 02:10:26,352 --> 02:10:28,754 [Tazz] [indistinct] suplex crossback over, 2967 02:10:28,821 --> 02:10:31,456 front headlock, picks the man up, boom. 2968 02:10:32,090 --> 02:10:33,692 Juvi Driver right there. 2969 02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:37,295 [Michael] Oh, man. Sit down and driving that head right on the mat. 2970 02:10:37,362 --> 02:10:38,364 New Cruiserweight champ. 2971 02:10:38,697 --> 02:10:41,334 Now, how do you think the Mexicools are gonna celebrate in Houston tonight 2972 02:10:41,400 --> 02:10:42,802 winning the Cruiserweight Championship? 2973 02:10:42,867 --> 02:10:45,170 [Tazz] Well, I think there might be some-- 2974 02:10:45,237 --> 02:10:46,906 what do you call that drink, that you put the lime in it 2975 02:10:47,005 --> 02:10:50,076 and shake it and up and down and put sugar on it. Like a… 2976 02:10:50,142 --> 02:10:52,244 -[Michael] It could be a margarita? -[Tazz] No. No. Not that. 2977 02:10:52,311 --> 02:10:54,312 -[Michael] A Corona? -[Tazz] Well, one of those. 2978 02:10:54,379 --> 02:10:56,715 -[Michael] Tequila shot? -[Tazz] Maybe one of those. 2979 02:10:56,781 --> 02:10:58,784 -[Michael] Dos Equis? -[Tazz] I don't know. Maybe-- what? 2980 02:10:58,918 --> 02:11:00,553 -[Michael] Dos Equis. -[Tazz] A pleasure. 2981 02:11:00,619 --> 02:11:02,288 -[Michael] Tepache? -[Tazz] No. No. 2982 02:11:03,121 --> 02:11:04,255 I don't know. They're gonna celebrate. 2983 02:11:04,322 --> 02:11:05,891 I'll tell you what, I can't hang with these guys. 2984 02:11:05,958 --> 02:11:07,360 I'm not gonna hang out with them. 2985 02:11:07,425 --> 02:11:10,996 I know you will because, you know, you're good at partying. Anyway. 2986 02:11:11,062 --> 02:11:13,965 [Michael] The Juice wins the Cruiserweight Championship 2987 02:11:14,032 --> 02:11:15,534 here at No Mercy. 2988 02:11:18,371 --> 02:11:19,405 [song fades] 2989 02:11:21,874 --> 02:11:25,009 Are you happy? That's the last bite. 2990 02:11:25,076 --> 02:11:27,112 I'm a man of my word, Bobby Lashley. 2991 02:11:27,179 --> 02:11:29,848 Twenty cheeseburgers, I ate them. 2992 02:11:29,915 --> 02:11:32,785 -[scoffs] Twenty cheeseburgers? -That's right 20 dumb cheeseburgers. 2993 02:11:32,852 --> 02:11:36,554 Hey, whoa, whoa. Simon, actually, that was only 19. 2994 02:11:37,056 --> 02:11:38,456 -What? -You see? 2995 02:11:38,523 --> 02:11:40,659 That was 20. I just ate 20 double cheeseburgers. 2996 02:11:40,726 --> 02:11:44,496 They found one more for you, Simon. 2997 02:11:44,562 --> 02:11:45,865 -Oh. -This one's 20. 2998 02:11:45,931 --> 02:11:47,232 No. No, no. No way. 2999 02:11:48,634 --> 02:11:51,003 -Come on, Bobby. I just ate 20. -Eat up. 3000 02:11:56,275 --> 02:11:57,476 [Bobby] Oh. 3001 02:12:00,713 --> 02:12:03,749 [retching] 3002 02:12:09,221 --> 02:12:11,257 [Michael] Oh, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next 3003 02:12:11,322 --> 02:12:13,793 the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, 3004 02:12:13,858 --> 02:12:15,628 Batista versus Eddie Guerrero. 3005 02:12:15,693 --> 02:12:18,597 [Tazz] Oh, it's the one we've all been waiting to see, baby. 3006 02:12:18,664 --> 02:12:20,465 World Heavyweight titles on the line. 3007 02:12:20,532 --> 02:12:22,902 [Michael] And ladies and gentlemen, tonight at No Mercy, 3008 02:12:22,968 --> 02:12:27,071 will the real Eddie Guerrero please stand up? 3009 02:12:29,375 --> 02:12:31,977 [dramatic music playing] 3010 02:12:32,044 --> 02:12:35,114 [Eddie] [speaking in Spanish] 3011 02:12:36,749 --> 02:12:41,187 [Michael] The new and improved Eddie Guerrero 3012 02:12:41,253 --> 02:12:46,424 is the number one contender at No Mercy. 3013 02:12:47,893 --> 02:12:51,030 [Eddie] Everybody knows I have a history. 3014 02:12:51,096 --> 02:12:54,032 Everybody knows about my addictions. 3015 02:12:54,098 --> 02:12:56,936 I've found a new addiction. 3016 02:12:57,536 --> 02:13:00,705 That addiction is respect. 3017 02:13:02,040 --> 02:13:05,643 [Michael] I believe Eddie maybe trying to coerce some favor with Batista. 3018 02:13:05,710 --> 02:13:08,781 [Batista] Yes, Eddie, I believe every word you say. 3019 02:13:09,815 --> 02:13:12,585 [Eddie] I just want to be your friend. 3020 02:13:13,885 --> 02:13:18,156 [Batista] Friends don't shake hands. Friends gotta hug. 3021 02:13:21,093 --> 02:13:23,862 [Eddie] I want Batista to know, 3022 02:13:23,929 --> 02:13:26,565 no matter what happens this Sunday, 3023 02:13:26,999 --> 02:13:31,937 me and him will still be friends after the match. 3024 02:13:33,272 --> 02:13:34,173 [upbeat music playing] 3025 02:13:34,240 --> 02:13:36,976 [Michael] Well, here comes your friend, Eddie, 3026 02:13:37,942 --> 02:13:42,781 the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista. 3027 02:13:44,148 --> 02:13:45,183 [speaking Spanish] 3028 02:13:45,250 --> 02:13:46,919 [in English] Give it up for Batista. 3029 02:13:47,286 --> 02:13:48,954 [crowd cheering] 3030 02:13:49,021 --> 02:13:51,523 Thank you, Eddie. Well, you're my friend. 3031 02:13:51,589 --> 02:13:53,157 -You are… -I got your shirt, cabron. 3032 02:13:53,224 --> 02:13:54,960 But I want you to take a look at something. 3033 02:13:55,995 --> 02:13:57,730 -[Michael] And Eddie Guerrero… -[Tazz] Oh, wait a minute. 3034 02:13:57,795 --> 02:13:59,831 …shot to the back of the Animal. 3035 02:13:59,898 --> 02:14:01,866 [Tazz] Guerrero meant to hit Mercury. 3036 02:14:01,967 --> 02:14:03,969 Mercury ducked out of the way. Uh-oh. 3037 02:14:04,036 --> 02:14:05,404 [Michael] Eddie getting rid of the evidence. 3038 02:14:05,471 --> 02:14:07,205 And playing dead, Eddie is. 3039 02:14:08,107 --> 02:14:10,041 -[music ends] -[dramatic music playing] 3040 02:14:10,142 --> 02:14:12,745 You're gonna tell me that you actually believe 3041 02:14:12,811 --> 02:14:14,379 I did that on purpose? 3042 02:14:15,513 --> 02:14:19,050 [Eddie] MNM ducked, I didn't hit you on purpose. 3043 02:14:20,952 --> 02:14:23,955 I'll tell you what, Eddie. I wanna believe you've changed, 3044 02:14:24,022 --> 02:14:26,357 but I gotta say this and I want you to hear me. 3045 02:14:27,358 --> 02:14:31,496 If you try to screw me, if you stab me in the back, 3046 02:14:31,563 --> 02:14:32,932 I'm gonna hurt you. 3047 02:14:35,500 --> 02:14:38,036 I won't expect anything less. 3048 02:14:42,708 --> 02:14:43,709 [music fades] 3049 02:14:44,977 --> 02:14:48,047 -[''Can You Feel The Heat" playing] -[crowd cheering] 3050 02:14:49,415 --> 02:14:53,518 [Michael] We are live at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. 3051 02:14:54,553 --> 02:15:00,224 And here comes the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. 3052 02:15:02,094 --> 02:15:03,062 [bell ringing] 3053 02:15:03,128 --> 02:15:05,664 [announcer] This following contest is scheduled for one fall 3054 02:15:05,731 --> 02:15:12,304 and it is for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. 3055 02:15:12,538 --> 02:15:16,608 Making his way to the ring, the challenger from El Paso, Texas, 3056 02:15:16,674 --> 02:15:20,012 weighing in at 228 pounds, 3057 02:15:20,079 --> 02:15:22,380 Eddie Guerrero. 3058 02:15:22,447 --> 02:15:25,651 [Michael] He calls himself the new and improved Eddie Guerrero. 3059 02:15:25,718 --> 02:15:28,687 He says his new addiction is respect. 3060 02:15:28,754 --> 02:15:32,223 And he claims he's found his soulmate in Batista. 3061 02:15:32,290 --> 02:15:35,628 In your mind, Tazz, is Eddie Guerrero telling the truth 3062 02:15:35,693 --> 02:15:38,731 or is this just a ploy to suck the champion in? 3063 02:15:38,797 --> 02:15:41,299 [Tazz] Well, I said it last week and I said it this past week 3064 02:15:41,366 --> 02:15:43,969 on Friday Night SmackDown, I believe Guerrero. 3065 02:15:44,036 --> 02:15:47,106 I believe Eddie Guerrero is the new and improved Eddie Guerrero 3066 02:15:47,172 --> 02:15:49,642 and I believe the man deserves another chance. 3067 02:15:49,708 --> 02:15:52,044 And he's turned over a new leaf. That's my opinion. 3068 02:15:53,144 --> 02:15:54,879 [Michael] And look at that sign, "full of crap" 3069 02:15:54,946 --> 02:15:56,248 and a bunch of toilet paper. 3070 02:15:56,315 --> 02:15:57,750 I mean, that could be the case. 3071 02:15:57,816 --> 02:16:01,019 I still don't-- haven't quite-- haven't quite bought in 3072 02:16:01,253 --> 02:16:02,955 to this new Eddie Guerrero. 3073 02:16:03,022 --> 02:16:04,289 [Tazz] I don't think you gotta buy into it. 3074 02:16:04,423 --> 02:16:05,891 I think you gotta just give the man a chance. 3075 02:16:05,958 --> 02:16:07,459 Believe him, of course, Guerrero's case, 3076 02:16:07,526 --> 02:16:10,195 I mean, he needs like two or three, four, maybe chances. 3077 02:16:10,262 --> 02:16:12,531 He's, you know, made some mistakes in his life, 3078 02:16:12,598 --> 02:16:15,634 but, hey, you know what, he's a changed man. Maybe. 3079 02:16:15,733 --> 02:16:17,302 [crowd cheering and booing] 3080 02:16:17,369 --> 02:16:20,705 Eddie's asking for a little respect here from this-- WWE fans here. 3081 02:16:21,205 --> 02:16:24,175 And he will get some respect from this Houston crowd. 3082 02:16:24,643 --> 02:16:26,978 [Michael] Eddie from Texas well respected here. 3083 02:16:27,045 --> 02:16:29,214 [Tazz] Yeah, but, Cole, is Eddie's sucking it in? 3084 02:16:29,281 --> 02:16:30,516 [Michael] He may well be. 3085 02:16:31,049 --> 02:16:33,118 [crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie! 3086 02:16:33,184 --> 02:16:35,620 [Michael] He got a grin on his face, I think he's happy about it. 3087 02:16:35,688 --> 02:16:37,623 He likes what he sees and he likes what he hears. 3088 02:16:37,690 --> 02:16:39,657 [Tazz] Hey, you know what, when you got support 3089 02:16:39,725 --> 02:16:42,394 from the WWE audience, the WWE fans, that's great. 3090 02:16:43,696 --> 02:16:44,762 [crowd quietens] 3091 02:16:44,896 --> 02:16:46,832 -["I Walk Alone" playing] -[crowd cheering] 3092 02:16:46,898 --> 02:16:48,000 [Tazz] Oh, boy. 3093 02:16:49,535 --> 02:16:52,870 [announcer] And from Washington, D.C., 3094 02:16:52,938 --> 02:16:56,541 weighing in at 300 pounds, 3095 02:16:56,674 --> 02:17:01,012 is the World Heavyweight Champion, 3096 02:17:01,746 --> 02:17:04,016 Batista. 3097 02:17:04,315 --> 02:17:06,518 [crowd cheering] 3098 02:17:17,930 --> 02:17:20,199 [explosions] 3099 02:17:28,272 --> 02:17:32,577 [Tazz] Well, to say Batista's explosive, is an understatement, Cole. 3100 02:17:32,644 --> 02:17:37,148 And remember, this past Friday night on Friday Night SmackDown, 3101 02:17:38,416 --> 02:17:40,818 Batista said to Guerrero, 3102 02:17:41,186 --> 02:17:43,922 "You stab me in the back, I'm gonna hurt you." 3103 02:17:44,623 --> 02:17:47,091 And Batista wasn't playing games. He ain't joking. 3104 02:17:48,894 --> 02:17:52,263 What a year it has been for Batista. 3105 02:17:52,331 --> 02:17:55,433 In January, Batista won the Royal Rumble. 3106 02:17:56,034 --> 02:17:58,971 At WrestleMania, Batista defeated Triple H 3107 02:17:59,037 --> 02:18:01,607 for the World Heavyweight Championship. 3108 02:18:02,074 --> 02:18:04,709 In June, Batista was drafted to SmackDown, 3109 02:18:04,777 --> 02:18:07,946 the biggest draft pick in SmackDown history. 3110 02:18:08,880 --> 02:18:11,816 Batista would then beat JBL in a street fight, 3111 02:18:12,083 --> 02:18:13,451 and in a bull rope match. 3112 02:18:14,619 --> 02:18:18,624 And now tonight, Batista must have eyes on the back of his head 3113 02:18:19,190 --> 02:18:21,627 if he's to retain the World Heavyweight title 3114 02:18:21,794 --> 02:18:23,662 against Eddie Guerrero. 3115 02:18:24,096 --> 02:18:25,864 [Tazz] We're on Smack-- right now in SmackDown, 3116 02:18:26,030 --> 02:18:27,599 Batista said just that, Cole. 3117 02:18:27,665 --> 02:18:31,068 He said dealing with evolution for as long as he did, 3118 02:18:31,136 --> 02:18:33,338 dealing with the dirty play in the game Ric Flair, 3119 02:18:33,438 --> 02:18:35,374 "The Cerebral Assassin" Triple H, 3120 02:18:35,741 --> 02:18:39,877 Batista said, and I quote, "I have two eyes in the back of my head." 3121 02:18:39,945 --> 02:18:42,815 And he's gonna need them tonight against Guerrero. 3122 02:18:42,880 --> 02:18:44,182 -And he's… -[Michael] Maybe, maybe. 3123 02:18:44,249 --> 02:18:47,252 [Tazz] And Batista told Eddie, "I'll always be watching you." 3124 02:18:47,351 --> 02:18:50,689 And you see Batista glancing at Eddie out of the corner of his eyes. 3125 02:18:50,755 --> 02:18:52,391 And he said as you said before, 3126 02:18:52,457 --> 02:18:54,826 "If you lie to me, you stab me in the back, 3127 02:18:54,893 --> 02:18:57,862 I'm gonna hurt you, plain and simple." 3128 02:18:57,930 --> 02:18:59,498 And I can't blame Batista. 3129 02:18:59,565 --> 02:19:02,466 When someone breaks the trust you grant them, 3130 02:19:02,534 --> 02:19:03,936 you got to hurt them. 3131 02:19:04,702 --> 02:19:07,072 [Michael] You got to, especially in this environment. 3132 02:19:07,339 --> 02:19:09,007 [Tazz] And that's what it's all about. 3133 02:19:09,074 --> 02:19:12,877 The World Heavyweight Championship that Batista's held since WrestleMania. 3134 02:19:12,945 --> 02:19:14,346 [Michael] And listen, let me tell you something. 3135 02:19:14,446 --> 02:19:16,582 Making a mistake about any of this trust stuff, 3136 02:19:16,647 --> 02:19:18,750 trusting on the new and improved Eddie Guerrero, 3137 02:19:18,850 --> 02:19:21,587 yada, yada, yada, the fact of the matter is, 3138 02:19:21,719 --> 02:19:24,356 Eddie Guerrero has been on top of the mountain. 3139 02:19:24,422 --> 02:19:26,324 -He's a former Heavyweight champion. -[bell ringing] 3140 02:19:26,391 --> 02:19:29,695 He's the real deal and a very serious number one contender. 3141 02:19:29,761 --> 02:19:33,030 A couple of years ago, Eddie Guerrero won the WWE Championship 3142 02:19:33,098 --> 02:19:37,135 with a victory over Brock Lesnar, a man similar in build and stature 3143 02:19:37,269 --> 02:19:39,605 to the World Heavyweight Champion here in Batista. 3144 02:19:39,671 --> 02:19:41,772 And look at the square off between these two men. 3145 02:19:41,840 --> 02:19:45,343 Batista over 300 pounds, the more powerful of the two, 3146 02:19:45,410 --> 02:19:47,913 but Eddie Guerrero, the crafty veteran 3147 02:19:47,980 --> 02:19:52,050 and it's all about the World Heavyweight Championship. 3148 02:19:52,117 --> 02:19:54,820 [Tazz] Yes, it is. And you know what, Batista smart enough to know 3149 02:19:54,886 --> 02:19:57,322 just because he's got the size and power advantage, 3150 02:19:57,389 --> 02:19:59,358 doesn't really mean that he'll have beans here. 3151 02:19:59,424 --> 02:20:02,661 It really doesn't because you're dealing with a guy like Guerrero. 3152 02:20:02,728 --> 02:20:06,698 He's psychotic and smart, funny, savvy, knows what he's doing. 3153 02:20:06,765 --> 02:20:09,100 [Michael] Guerrero's mixed it up with the biggest men in the business, 3154 02:20:09,167 --> 02:20:11,235 The Undertaker, JBL, among others. 3155 02:20:11,303 --> 02:20:14,006 [Tazz] Went for low single, now he's got to go for high crotch, 3156 02:20:14,072 --> 02:20:15,707 now a double leg, that'll work. 3157 02:20:15,774 --> 02:20:17,442 [Michael] That's wise, take the big man off his feet, 3158 02:20:17,509 --> 02:20:18,577 get him to your level. 3159 02:20:18,644 --> 02:20:20,279 I don't know if there's someone strong enough to stop him 3160 02:20:20,345 --> 02:20:22,514 from taking down with a single leg, but Batista did. 3161 02:20:22,581 --> 02:20:24,683 -Oh, powerful. -[crowd chanting] Batista! 3162 02:20:24,783 --> 02:20:26,418 [Michael] And there's the stand-off. 3163 02:20:26,551 --> 02:20:28,053 I hear the Batista chants. 3164 02:20:28,886 --> 02:20:30,622 I'm gonna go with Eddie Guerrero chants. 3165 02:20:30,689 --> 02:20:35,661 [Tazz] The SmackDown fans, WWE fans have been fired up since the get-go. 3166 02:20:35,726 --> 02:20:40,431 [Michael] And that's why Houston is such a great wrestling city 3167 02:20:40,499 --> 02:20:42,134 for so many years. 3168 02:20:42,199 --> 02:20:43,268 It's just great, man. 3169 02:20:43,335 --> 02:20:45,904 Great thanks to the legendary promoter, Paul Boesch, 3170 02:20:45,971 --> 02:20:47,239 for getting it all started here. 3171 02:20:47,306 --> 02:20:48,340 Moved out. 3172 02:20:49,775 --> 02:20:51,710 Both men measuring each other. 3173 02:20:53,845 --> 02:20:55,347 Eddie Guerrero… 3174 02:20:55,413 --> 02:20:57,949 [Tazz] Watch Guerrero, he's quick, nice-- oh what-- Fireman's Carry. 3175 02:20:58,016 --> 02:21:00,851 [Michael] Fireman's Carry, into the cover, and a kick out by Batista. 3176 02:21:00,919 --> 02:21:04,589 [Tazz] Oh, that Fireman's Carry. Batista knows he got hooked. 3177 02:21:04,655 --> 02:21:06,758 [crowd chatter] 3178 02:21:06,824 --> 02:21:09,561 [Michael] Batista respecting Eddie Guerrero and… 3179 02:21:09,627 --> 02:21:11,830 [Tazz] That's just the way to send the message, you know what I'm saying? 3180 02:21:11,896 --> 02:21:14,032 If you're Guerrero, you show him, "Hey, listen, big man. 3181 02:21:14,099 --> 02:21:16,401 Hey, champ, I'll take you off your feet no matter how big you are." 3182 02:21:16,535 --> 02:21:18,470 -That's what he's telling him. -[Michael] And you were talking about 3183 02:21:18,537 --> 02:21:21,106 Houston wrestling history, of course, Texas wrestling history as well 3184 02:21:21,172 --> 02:21:23,841 would not be a history book without he Guerrero family name in it. 3185 02:21:24,109 --> 02:21:26,278 [Tazz] That's a great point, man, no doubt. 3186 02:21:26,345 --> 02:21:28,279 Eddie Guerrero from El Paso, Texas, 3187 02:21:28,447 --> 02:21:29,481 -and-- uh-oh. -[screams] 3188 02:21:29,648 --> 02:21:32,017 [Michael] And Batista from the streets of Washington, D.C., 3189 02:21:32,083 --> 02:21:34,886 -the power bringing Eddie to his knees. -[screams] 3190 02:21:34,987 --> 02:21:37,956 You do not wanna get in a test of strength with The Animal. 3191 02:21:38,623 --> 02:21:41,326 -What do you say? Come on, come on, Eddie. -Ah, no, no, no, no, no. 3192 02:21:41,393 --> 02:21:42,860 [Tazz] There's a lot of pain here, 3193 02:21:43,428 --> 02:21:45,831 getting risk of hands getting bent backwards. 3194 02:21:45,896 --> 02:21:48,400 -Get out of that, Eddie. -[Tazz] Get out of that, Eddie. 3195 02:21:48,466 --> 02:21:49,534 [Michael] How do you get out of it? 3196 02:21:49,600 --> 02:21:52,871 [Tazz] Well, you get on the ropes and make the ref break the hold. 3197 02:21:52,971 --> 02:21:54,538 [Michael laughs] Referee Nick Patrick. 3198 02:21:54,905 --> 02:21:56,574 [Tazz] I don't know where Guerrero's going, climbing here. 3199 02:21:56,641 --> 02:21:59,044 [Michael] Eddie going up now to the second rope and he gets a left kick. 3200 02:21:59,177 --> 02:22:00,746 Eddie trying to kick his way out of this, 3201 02:22:00,878 --> 02:22:02,881 kicks to the ribs of Batista. That's different. 3202 02:22:02,948 --> 02:22:04,483 And Batista with a right hand. 3203 02:22:05,082 --> 02:22:06,385 -[Tazz] Uh-oh, uh-oh. -[Michael] Look at that. 3204 02:22:06,451 --> 02:22:07,853 Look at the strength of the champion. 3205 02:22:07,919 --> 02:22:09,721 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz] With ease. 3206 02:22:11,356 --> 02:22:12,491 That kind of puts the match 3207 02:22:12,556 --> 02:22:13,859 -in perspective. -[Michael] Yeah. 3208 02:22:13,925 --> 02:22:15,560 [Tazz] Guerrero kicked Batista off his feet 3209 02:22:15,627 --> 02:22:17,229 with a little Fireman's Carry, 3210 02:22:17,295 --> 02:22:20,799 Batista wrestling Guerrero, throwing him across the ring, 3211 02:22:20,866 --> 02:22:22,967 shows you a different type of athlete we got in the ring. 3212 02:22:23,035 --> 02:22:25,470 [Michael] How intimidating is it to stand across the ring 3213 02:22:25,537 --> 02:22:29,207 looking at the eyes of the champion that is built, that has the power… 3214 02:22:29,274 --> 02:22:31,410 [Tazz] Well, it's not just his build, all right? 3215 02:22:31,475 --> 02:22:34,546 And it's not just the build of Batista which is poised. 3216 02:22:34,613 --> 02:22:37,049 Batista has poise in the ring. 3217 02:22:37,115 --> 02:22:39,251 See, Batista's smart enough not to go outside the ring 3218 02:22:39,317 --> 02:22:41,686 and again, that's-- again, you have to give credit to Ric Flair. 3219 02:22:42,054 --> 02:22:43,555 You got to give credit to Triple H. 3220 02:22:43,622 --> 02:22:46,992 These guys helped mold people like Randy Orton, 3221 02:22:47,059 --> 02:22:48,693 mold people like Dave Batista. 3222 02:22:48,760 --> 02:22:50,761 [crowd cheering] 3223 02:22:52,163 --> 02:22:53,498 [Michael] Batista having fun, 3224 02:22:53,565 --> 02:22:55,567 the World Heavyweight Champion though realizing 3225 02:22:55,634 --> 02:22:58,837 that he is in a tough battle here tonight. 3226 02:22:58,904 --> 02:23:03,675 The former WWE champion Eddie Guerrero, numerous time Tag Team Champion. 3227 02:23:05,444 --> 02:23:07,579 [Tazz] It's just human chess, the proverbial human chess, 3228 02:23:07,645 --> 02:23:10,715 now a side headlock on the extremely powerful 3229 02:23:10,782 --> 02:23:12,850 and large Batista. 3230 02:23:12,951 --> 02:23:15,153 [Michael] I can't imagine what it would feel like having my head 3231 02:23:15,220 --> 02:23:17,922 in that predicament right now with the size of the arms of that man. 3232 02:23:17,989 --> 02:23:19,124 [Tazz] Looks like a marshmallow here. 3233 02:23:19,190 --> 02:23:20,692 Go out to your rental car and smash your head 3234 02:23:20,759 --> 02:23:22,294 in between the door jam and the door, 3235 02:23:22,359 --> 02:23:23,528 you'll probably see how it feels. 3236 02:23:23,595 --> 02:23:24,596 That's what that feels like. 3237 02:23:24,663 --> 02:23:26,998 [Michael] Eddie Guerrero with the shots to the kidney, 3238 02:23:27,065 --> 02:23:29,167 trying to shoot Batista off, but he couldn't do it. 3239 02:23:29,234 --> 02:23:31,502 [Tazz] Well, see, Batista's smart enough to drop to a knee, 3240 02:23:31,570 --> 02:23:33,505 lower his level, keep the leverage, 3241 02:23:33,572 --> 02:23:35,774 just keep the pressure on that head. 3242 02:23:35,841 --> 02:23:37,776 This is how you cauliflower ear, too. 3243 02:23:37,842 --> 02:23:40,679 -See the forearm? -[Michael] But Eddie's head looks like-- 3244 02:23:40,744 --> 02:23:43,448 against the chest and the bicep of Batista, look at it. 3245 02:23:44,315 --> 02:23:46,284 [Michael] Batista's gigantic. He's a massive monster. 3246 02:23:46,384 --> 02:23:47,652 -Look at him. -[crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie! 3247 02:23:47,719 --> 02:23:50,489 [Michael] The Eddie chants fill the Toyota Center now. 3248 02:23:50,555 --> 02:23:52,991 Eddie winning back some fans in recent weeks 3249 02:23:53,058 --> 02:23:55,160 as Batista's backed into the corner. 3250 02:23:57,362 --> 02:24:01,099 And Batista fans are cheering for the champion as well. 3251 02:24:02,967 --> 02:24:06,171 Oh, driving the shoulder into the chest of Eddie Guerrero. 3252 02:24:06,238 --> 02:24:08,038 -[Tazz] Look at that. -[Michael] Shoulders to the midsection. 3253 02:24:08,106 --> 02:24:11,609 [Tazz] That's the intensity that made Eddie Guerrero so successful, 3254 02:24:11,676 --> 02:24:12,844 you know, in this industry. 3255 02:24:12,911 --> 02:24:14,112 [Michael] Guerrero whipped into the corner, 3256 02:24:14,212 --> 02:24:17,414 Batista got a little overzealous and Eddie capitalized. 3257 02:24:17,482 --> 02:24:21,386 [Tazz] Again, let him move, smart, nice, 3258 02:24:21,453 --> 02:24:23,755 stated earlier, the poise that that man has, 3259 02:24:23,822 --> 02:24:25,590 Batista, the champion, I'll tell you what, 3260 02:24:25,657 --> 02:24:28,126 challenger not too shabby in the poise department. 3261 02:24:28,193 --> 02:24:31,830 [Michael] Well, Eddie injured The Animal a little bit that time. 3262 02:24:32,831 --> 02:24:36,034 [Tazz] Just a stinger, no big deal, nothing for a man like this. 3263 02:24:36,100 --> 02:24:38,603 This guy's in great condition, Batista, great athlete. 3264 02:24:38,703 --> 02:24:40,605 -[both yelling] -Again, back to the side headlock. 3265 02:24:40,672 --> 02:24:43,675 You know why, see, it worked earlier, keep it on again, 3266 02:24:43,742 --> 02:24:46,243 keep the pressure on that head, give him a nice headache on that. 3267 02:24:46,344 --> 02:24:48,079 -[Michael] Keep it simple. -[Tazz] No doubt. 3268 02:24:48,547 --> 02:24:50,515 [Michael] Now, Guerrero's get-- trying to get this control, 3269 02:24:50,582 --> 02:24:52,317 maybe go for a pop wrist lock. 3270 02:24:52,384 --> 02:24:55,753 I think he break-- he broke the grip, which I'm surprised that Eddie do, 3271 02:24:55,820 --> 02:24:58,757 to do an armbar here or a low arm drag, too, 3272 02:24:58,823 --> 02:25:01,293 if he pops his hip in, Guerrero. 3273 02:25:01,359 --> 02:25:03,360 [Tazz] Eddie's got that wrist turned around-- 3274 02:25:03,461 --> 02:25:05,630 Check out the power of Batista. 3275 02:25:08,266 --> 02:25:10,100 [Michael] It's like an arm wrestling contest almost. 3276 02:25:10,168 --> 02:25:12,204 [Tazz] Looks like he's doing like an [indistinct] dumbbell pro, 3277 02:25:12,270 --> 02:25:13,637 like just lifting up… 3278 02:25:13,705 --> 02:25:15,373 [Michael] Oh, and back to the side headlock. 3279 02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:17,509 [crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie! 3280 02:25:20,244 --> 02:25:22,047 -[Michael] Championship feel here tonight. -[Tazz] Oh, yeah. 3281 02:25:22,113 --> 02:25:23,648 -[Michael] Big fight atmosphere. -[Tazz] No doubt, man. 3282 02:25:23,848 --> 02:25:25,884 There's a buzz here. There's a buzz in the building, 3283 02:25:26,484 --> 02:25:28,787 a unique atmosphere in this arena. 3284 02:25:28,886 --> 02:25:30,055 [Michael] It's been like that all night 3285 02:25:30,121 --> 02:25:32,657 for what has been an extraordinary No Mercy 3286 02:25:32,724 --> 02:25:35,694 which thus far has lived up to its name and more. 3287 02:25:35,760 --> 02:25:38,463 [Tazz] Something to be proud of, no doubt, something to be SmackDown proud of. 3288 02:25:38,563 --> 02:25:40,164 [Michael] And no mercy is what the Ortons had 3289 02:25:40,232 --> 02:25:42,434 for The Undertaker earlier tonight. 3290 02:25:42,500 --> 02:25:43,802 [Tazz] I don't really wanna talk about that. 3291 02:25:43,868 --> 02:25:45,670 We got a championship match going on here, 3292 02:25:45,804 --> 02:25:47,005 going to ruin this. 3293 02:25:47,404 --> 02:25:49,140 Again, Eddie Guerrero. 3294 02:25:49,241 --> 02:25:51,076 -Eddie, step separation. -[Michael] There you go. 3295 02:25:51,208 --> 02:25:54,479 He created separation to get out of that. Watch out. 3296 02:25:54,546 --> 02:25:56,681 There's the power of the champion. 3297 02:25:57,315 --> 02:26:00,018 [Tazz] It's like running into a side of a… house. 3298 02:26:00,518 --> 02:26:01,619 Come on. 3299 02:26:01,686 --> 02:26:04,055 [Michael] There's some scoop slams by the champion, 3300 02:26:04,122 --> 02:26:06,891 wearing Eddie Guerrero down and Eddie's got-- here we go, 3301 02:26:06,957 --> 02:26:10,295 cover by the champ, hook of the leg, kick out by Eddie but Guerrero-- 3302 02:26:10,395 --> 02:26:12,364 this is what I was gonna say, Eddie's got to regroup now. 3303 02:26:12,430 --> 02:26:15,033 He's got to be wondering what he has to do to get back on his game. 3304 02:26:15,133 --> 02:26:16,668 [Tazz] Well, don't let-- you know, if you're Batista, 3305 02:26:16,801 --> 02:26:20,705 don't let Guerrero sucker you in, I mean, Eddie's, you know, savvy. He's… 3306 02:26:20,771 --> 02:26:22,007 [Michael] Oh, wait a minute. 3307 02:26:22,073 --> 02:26:23,508 Oh, I knew it. I knew it. 3308 02:26:23,574 --> 02:26:24,975 Eddie with a steel chair. 3309 02:26:25,043 --> 02:26:27,412 Here we go. Just a matter of time, Eddie. 3310 02:26:27,479 --> 02:26:28,480 [Tazz] Give him a chance. 3311 02:26:28,546 --> 02:26:31,315 [Michael] Just a matter of time, Eddie, the old Eddie Guerrero. 3312 02:26:31,383 --> 02:26:34,653 -[referee counting] -[Tazz] Calm down. 3313 02:26:34,719 --> 02:26:37,856 Give the man a chance. He had some thoughts. 3314 02:26:37,922 --> 02:26:39,291 Put the chair down. Get in this ring. 3315 02:26:39,357 --> 02:26:40,591 Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up. 3316 02:26:40,659 --> 02:26:42,927 -[Michael] Oh, man-- -You were going for the chair? 3317 02:26:42,993 --> 02:26:44,863 -You wanna sell out on me? -Come on. 3318 02:26:44,929 --> 02:26:47,499 You wanna take my title with this chair, huh? 3319 02:26:47,565 --> 02:26:50,068 -[Tazz] Uh-oh, he made Batista mad, Cole. -[Michael] Well, Batista's saying, 3320 02:26:50,135 --> 02:26:52,937 "You wanna sell out on me? I thought you're my friend," 3321 02:26:53,003 --> 02:26:54,873 as Eddie Guerrero was grabbed around the throat 3322 02:26:54,939 --> 02:26:56,107 by the World Heavyweight Champion. 3323 02:26:56,174 --> 02:26:59,210 [Tazz] But he didn't do that with the chair. He just-- oh. 3324 02:26:59,711 --> 02:27:01,145 [Michael] Batista, the champion, hung up 3325 02:27:01,212 --> 02:27:03,448 and that may be the opening that Eddie Guerrero needs. 3326 02:27:03,515 --> 02:27:04,516 -You think? -[Tazz] Here we go. 3327 02:27:04,582 --> 02:27:06,083 [Michael] Eddie was looking for a small opening. 3328 02:27:06,518 --> 02:27:07,385 [Tazz] Here we go. 3329 02:27:07,452 --> 02:27:09,020 [Michael] Frog Splash right to the back of Batista. 3330 02:27:09,087 --> 02:27:11,089 Can Eddie do it? Can Eddie do it here? 3331 02:27:11,155 --> 02:27:12,157 [Tazz] Eddie got it. 3332 02:27:12,223 --> 02:27:14,392 [Michael] Here's the cover on the champion and a two-count, 3333 02:27:14,458 --> 02:27:17,362 -Batista kicks out. -[Tazz] Oh. Wow. 3334 02:27:17,429 --> 02:27:18,529 Talk about something. 3335 02:27:18,630 --> 02:27:20,198 I mean, then again, maybe I shouldn't say that. 3336 02:27:20,565 --> 02:27:24,069 [Michael] Did Guerrero sucker Batista with the chair and all that jazz? 3337 02:27:24,135 --> 02:27:27,005 [Tazz] Maybe Batista overreacted a little bit. I don't know. 3338 02:27:27,072 --> 02:27:31,810 I-- in my opinion, I think Batista did, but Batista doesn't trust Guerrero. 3339 02:27:31,876 --> 02:27:34,244 [Michael] Hey, I knew what I thought as soon as Eddie picked up the chair. 3340 02:27:34,312 --> 02:27:36,381 [Tazz] Well, you were screaming and everybody heard what you thought. 3341 02:27:37,482 --> 02:27:39,083 [Michael] Eddie kicking to the kidney area, 3342 02:27:39,250 --> 02:27:41,186 working on the back now of Batista. 3343 02:27:41,286 --> 02:27:44,889 The Frog Splash to the back has created an opening for Eddie Guerrero. 3344 02:27:44,956 --> 02:27:48,326 This is what turned it around for Eddie, hot shot right across the neck, 3345 02:27:48,393 --> 02:27:49,461 hot shot type move. 3346 02:27:49,527 --> 02:27:50,962 But you know-- watch this. 3347 02:27:51,029 --> 02:27:52,396 Frog Splash to the back. 3348 02:27:52,464 --> 02:27:54,399 And Tazz, you know the way Eddie works. 3349 02:27:54,466 --> 02:27:56,634 The Frog Splash to the back by Eddie, 3350 02:27:56,701 --> 02:27:59,104 now Eddie's gonna pinpoint the back of the champion 3351 02:27:59,237 --> 02:28:01,573 which takes the strength game out of play. 3352 02:28:01,740 --> 02:28:03,508 [Tazz] Absolutely. Middle of the body on the back-- 3353 02:28:03,875 --> 02:28:06,911 as Eddie's getting those legs in, getting the body scissors 3354 02:28:06,978 --> 02:28:09,080 on that big body of Batista, 3355 02:28:09,180 --> 02:28:11,783 put pressure around the midsection and the lower back region. 3356 02:28:11,850 --> 02:28:13,451 [Michael] At any length, you don't have to be a wrestler. 3357 02:28:13,518 --> 02:28:15,787 Anybody who's ever had a back injury knows how hard it is 3358 02:28:15,854 --> 02:28:17,589 to bend down and pick something up. 3359 02:28:17,654 --> 02:28:19,357 If you take the back out of the big man, 3360 02:28:19,424 --> 02:28:22,794 it takes the entire power game out of the equation for the champion. 3361 02:28:22,860 --> 02:28:24,261 [Tazz] Exactly. You lose all your strength, 3362 02:28:24,329 --> 02:28:27,966 you get that nice, numbing feelings throughout your nervous system, not fun. 3363 02:28:28,065 --> 02:28:30,201 -And now he's got a half full-- -[Michael] Eddie trying to bring 3364 02:28:30,268 --> 02:28:32,237 the shoulders down, referee Nick Patrick in great position. 3365 02:28:32,303 --> 02:28:34,372 -[Nick] One… -[Michael] Shoulders down, there's two… 3366 02:28:34,439 --> 02:28:36,207 -kick out by the champion. -[Tazz] For what? 3367 02:28:36,274 --> 02:28:38,376 [Michael] Kudos to Eddie Guerrero for keeping that body scissors on, 3368 02:28:38,443 --> 02:28:41,980 keep those legs in, and keep the body scissors on Batista. 3369 02:28:42,814 --> 02:28:44,516 [Tazz] You know, he could wear this man down. 3370 02:28:44,582 --> 02:28:46,984 We might crown a new Heavyweight Champion here tonight, Cole. 3371 02:28:47,051 --> 02:28:48,052 [Michael] It could happen. 3372 02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:50,889 Eddie Guerrero has been on the top of the mountain before. 3373 02:28:52,223 --> 02:28:56,561 [Tazz] There's no signs of Eddie Guerrero letting go of that body scissor. 3374 02:28:57,395 --> 02:28:59,230 And he's controlling the head of Batista. 3375 02:28:59,297 --> 02:29:02,233 That's-- will avoid Batista reaching forward and breaking 3376 02:29:02,300 --> 02:29:04,769 the grip of the boots, of the feet off his body. 3377 02:29:04,836 --> 02:29:07,071 -[Michael] The champion back to a knee. -[Tazz] He's so strong though, Cole. 3378 02:29:07,137 --> 02:29:08,539 Look at Batista. Look at him. Look at this. 3379 02:29:08,606 --> 02:29:10,642 -Batista… -[Michael] He's got a-- 3380 02:29:10,775 --> 02:29:13,377 [Tazz] …the strength of Batista, to lift Eddie Guerrero off the mat. 3381 02:29:13,445 --> 02:29:16,381 [Michael] He's a freaking animal. I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. 3382 02:29:16,448 --> 02:29:20,151 [Tazz] And Batista with the wherewithal to the back Eddie into the turnbuckle. 3383 02:29:20,217 --> 02:29:21,985 But what is the damage done? 3384 02:29:23,588 --> 02:29:24,722 And again, in the back. 3385 02:29:25,990 --> 02:29:27,559 [Michael] Right in the lower back, too. 3386 02:29:27,625 --> 02:29:30,395 [Tazz] Dropkick to the back, targeted by Eddie. 3387 02:29:30,462 --> 02:29:33,498 [Michael] I think you put it best for people at home 3388 02:29:34,164 --> 02:29:36,167 to understand how much that hurts. 3389 02:29:36,234 --> 02:29:37,969 -[Tazz] Here we go. -[Michael] This is a half Boston crab. 3390 02:29:38,069 --> 02:29:39,704 [Tazz] We got a single leg-- single leg Boston crab, 3391 02:29:39,770 --> 02:29:41,105 which affects that lower back. 3392 02:29:42,940 --> 02:29:44,576 I think you put in perspective talking about people 3393 02:29:44,642 --> 02:29:47,244 hurting your back [indistinct] at work 3394 02:29:47,312 --> 02:29:49,113 or picking stuff-- whatever, something off the floor, 3395 02:29:49,180 --> 02:29:51,815 would have-- if your back hurts, it's so hard to do anything. 3396 02:29:52,082 --> 02:29:54,152 [Michael] Batista trying to make it to the bottom rope. 3397 02:29:54,252 --> 02:29:56,821 This is a submission maneuver, ladies and gentlemen. 3398 02:29:56,887 --> 02:29:59,090 The World Heavyweight Champion's in trouble. 3399 02:29:59,157 --> 02:30:01,659 He's a fingertip away, makes it to the bottom rope, 3400 02:30:01,725 --> 02:30:03,428 forces Eddie to break the hold. 3401 02:30:03,494 --> 02:30:05,430 And trust me, 3402 02:30:05,529 --> 02:30:08,500 I bet the farm on the fact that Guerrero is gonna go right back 3403 02:30:08,565 --> 02:30:10,734 after that lower back of Batista. 3404 02:30:10,802 --> 02:30:13,104 [Tazz] Where the hell's Guerrero? What the hell's he doing? 3405 02:30:13,171 --> 02:30:15,273 [Michael] Oh, yeah. See? I told you. I told you. 3406 02:30:15,340 --> 02:30:17,375 Eddie is gonna loosen the turnbuckle. 3407 02:30:17,442 --> 02:30:19,377 Oh, actually he's got the tag rope in his hand. 3408 02:30:19,444 --> 02:30:20,578 [Tazz] Oh, that's definitely not the… 3409 02:30:20,645 --> 02:30:22,313 [Michael] Well, Eddie's got a tag rope in his hand 3410 02:30:22,380 --> 02:30:24,616 and this is not the new Eddie Guerrero. 3411 02:30:24,681 --> 02:30:25,984 I thought he was new and improved then-- 3412 02:30:26,050 --> 02:30:27,318 [Tazz] Now, wait. Hold on now, Cole. 3413 02:30:27,385 --> 02:30:29,621 Look at Guerrero. Look at that. See? 3414 02:30:29,687 --> 02:30:30,955 -[Michael] Wow. -[Tazz] Oh. 3415 02:30:31,021 --> 02:30:32,857 [Michael] Instead, he dropkicked the man in the face. 3416 02:30:32,924 --> 02:30:36,493 [Tazz] Legal, legal, this is-- you know, this not ballroom dancing, Cole. 3417 02:30:36,561 --> 02:30:37,562 You know what I mean? 3418 02:30:37,628 --> 02:30:39,663 [Michael] I know, and as Eddie continues to work on the back, 3419 02:30:39,731 --> 02:30:41,733 I got to admit, I'm a little shocked 3420 02:30:41,799 --> 02:30:43,768 -at what Eddie's done here. And look at-- -[groans] 3421 02:30:43,835 --> 02:30:46,270 [Tazz] Crab-- Boston-- oh, that's not a Boston crab. 3422 02:30:46,337 --> 02:30:47,438 Camel clutch, I've got to say. 3423 02:30:47,505 --> 02:30:49,039 [Michael] Camel clutch and watch Eddie Guerrero. 3424 02:30:49,107 --> 02:30:53,478 Watch this. Oh, dropkick to the jaw. Right in the face. 3425 02:30:53,545 --> 02:30:56,614 [Tazz] Look at the-- look at the body. He got the legs in again, 3426 02:30:57,916 --> 02:31:00,184 he's got a rear choke-- a rear chin lock, I should say, 3427 02:31:00,285 --> 02:31:01,586 on the-- across the jaw 3428 02:31:01,653 --> 02:31:04,122 and again, not a choke, legal by Guerrero. 3429 02:31:04,188 --> 02:31:07,058 [Michael] Yeah, the body scissors continues to wear down… 3430 02:31:07,125 --> 02:31:09,527 [Tazz] Yeah, and it doesn't just wear down the lower back of Batista, 3431 02:31:09,594 --> 02:31:11,429 it controls Batista's body. 3432 02:31:11,496 --> 02:31:16,466 Guerrero knows he's giving up a lot of size and power to go to Batista, 3433 02:31:16,534 --> 02:31:19,203 so he alleviates that by keeping that body scissor on, 3434 02:31:19,270 --> 02:31:21,038 keeping all his body weight on the body of Batista. 3435 02:31:21,105 --> 02:31:23,775 [Michael] So thus far, Eddie Guerrero has been wrestling 3436 02:31:23,841 --> 02:31:25,543 a picture-perfect matchup. 3437 02:31:25,643 --> 02:31:27,712 [Tazz] If you're going on points, you got to give it to the challenger, 3438 02:31:27,779 --> 02:31:29,012 but we're not going on points. 3439 02:31:29,113 --> 02:31:31,849 [crowd chanting] Batista! 3440 02:31:31,916 --> 02:31:34,152 [Tazz] And you know, Cole, I'm thinking that Eddie Guerrero 3441 02:31:34,217 --> 02:31:35,886 might be wrestling with himself, too, 3442 02:31:35,954 --> 02:31:37,956 because he can't make up his mind if he should-- 3443 02:31:38,089 --> 02:31:39,823 uh-oh, lock Batista in. 3444 02:31:40,224 --> 02:31:42,359 He should've been the new Eddie Guerrero or the old Eddie Guerrero. 3445 02:31:42,427 --> 02:31:44,329 [Michael] And he also realize he's very successful 3446 02:31:44,395 --> 02:31:45,597 as the old Eddie Guerrero… 3447 02:31:45,697 --> 02:31:47,632 -[Tazz] Yes, he was. -…the lying, cheating, and stealing. 3448 02:31:47,698 --> 02:31:50,001 Now, again, trying to keep those legs in and keep-- he's gonna map… 3449 02:31:50,068 --> 02:31:51,169 [Tazz] Look at Batista. 3450 02:31:51,234 --> 02:31:53,438 -This is ridiculous. -[Michael] Oh, my God. The power. 3451 02:31:53,503 --> 02:31:56,641 [Tazz] This is absolutely ridiculous, turning that into a bearhug. 3452 02:31:56,707 --> 02:32:00,578 He went from a mount position to lifting a man up in the air. 3453 02:32:01,179 --> 02:32:03,114 [Michael] But again, Batista's back is killing him. 3454 02:32:03,181 --> 02:32:04,448 [Tazz] Eddie Guerrero managing… 3455 02:32:04,549 --> 02:32:07,919 You'll never see me interrupting, you'll never see any mix-- 3456 02:32:07,985 --> 02:32:10,387 -oh, look at that punt right to the face. -[crowd cheering] 3457 02:32:10,822 --> 02:32:13,257 -[Michael] The anger of The Animal. -[Tazz] Watch out. Uh-oh, watch out. 3458 02:32:13,591 --> 02:32:15,893 [Michael] And Batista… Think he might have a drop toehold. 3459 02:32:15,960 --> 02:32:18,563 Batista grabbing the knee 3460 02:32:18,630 --> 02:32:19,864 or perhaps the ankle. 3461 02:32:19,964 --> 02:32:22,966 I believe The Animal may have injured that lower leg. 3462 02:32:23,368 --> 02:32:24,836 [Tazz] Eddie Guerrero dropkicked that patella, 3463 02:32:25,136 --> 02:32:27,605 that kneecap, and now look at this. 3464 02:32:28,072 --> 02:32:30,675 So he might be going for, like, a Texas cloverleaf here, 3465 02:32:30,775 --> 02:32:31,743 another submission hold, 3466 02:32:31,809 --> 02:32:34,078 trying to get behind that boot, the heel of the boot. 3467 02:32:34,145 --> 02:32:35,747 Guerrero's got to get his wrist behind it. 3468 02:32:35,813 --> 02:32:37,482 Batista realizing he's in all kinds of trouble. 3469 02:32:37,547 --> 02:32:38,815 Legs are so big. 3470 02:32:38,883 --> 02:32:40,984 [Michael] Eddie trying to turn the champion over on his belly 3471 02:32:41,052 --> 02:32:43,020 and if he does, the champion may not be able 3472 02:32:43,121 --> 02:32:44,689 to get out of this predicament. 3473 02:32:44,756 --> 02:32:47,625 -Eddie's got to roll Batista over here. -[Tazz] Got to step over. 3474 02:32:47,692 --> 02:32:51,261 Eddie's got to step over the lower back to get his base the other way. 3475 02:32:51,329 --> 02:32:53,264 He knows it too. And Batista back. 3476 02:32:53,331 --> 02:32:55,332 [Michael] Look at this small package, may have him here, 3477 02:32:55,400 --> 02:32:57,702 the champion's got-- and Eddie kicked out at two. 3478 02:32:57,769 --> 02:33:00,270 Oh, my, what a counter by the champion. 3479 02:33:00,338 --> 02:33:03,675 Something you don't see out of Batista often. 3480 02:33:03,741 --> 02:33:06,778 [Tazz] No, no, that's a finesse-- that's a small package out of a man 3481 02:33:06,844 --> 02:33:10,214 going for that leg submission, that Texas cloverleaf. 3482 02:33:10,280 --> 02:33:12,483 [Michael] We're so used to see Batista dominate. 3483 02:33:12,550 --> 02:33:16,220 Perhaps that small package was a bit of any desperation perhaps 3484 02:33:16,320 --> 02:33:18,489 -for the champion here. -[Tazz] I think it was timing. 3485 02:33:18,589 --> 02:33:20,758 It was the right time to do that if you're Batista. 3486 02:33:20,824 --> 02:33:22,694 I mean, come on, the guy's got the World Heavyweight Champion 3487 02:33:22,760 --> 02:33:24,228 -for nothing, Cole. -[Michael] Of course not. 3488 02:33:24,295 --> 02:33:26,731 [Tazz] And the World Heavyweight Champion Batista though in trouble 3489 02:33:26,797 --> 02:33:28,433 as Eddie Guerrero backs him to the corner. 3490 02:33:28,499 --> 02:33:31,335 [Michael] But we have seen the champion backed against the wall before. 3491 02:33:31,402 --> 02:33:34,038 Batista was Frog-Splashed right on his lower back 3492 02:33:34,105 --> 02:33:35,873 off the top rope by Guerrero. 3493 02:33:35,939 --> 02:33:39,210 That was the beginning of the end more or less for Batista here. 3494 02:33:39,277 --> 02:33:40,877 [Tazz] And Eddie continues with the right hands 3495 02:33:40,945 --> 02:33:42,646 driven across the chest. 3496 02:33:43,814 --> 02:33:45,650 [Michael] Guerrero now, that chest-- and I'll tell you what, 3497 02:33:45,716 --> 02:33:48,519 you better hit him a lot longer, put more blows 3498 02:33:48,586 --> 02:33:51,355 to affect those gigantic pecks of the champ. 3499 02:33:53,323 --> 02:33:57,360 [Tazz] Batista, reversal. He's got no sting in those reversals. 3500 02:33:57,428 --> 02:34:01,064 [Michael] Eddie up over the top of Batista and Eddie just landing on the referee. 3501 02:34:01,132 --> 02:34:03,301 [Tazz] No, no, no, oh, he lost his footing, ended right… 3502 02:34:03,367 --> 02:34:05,502 [Michael] I didn't say he wasn't pushed, but Eddie did run into the ref. 3503 02:34:05,603 --> 02:34:08,038 -Oh! -[Tazz] Oh, damn, planting Batista. 3504 02:34:08,139 --> 02:34:09,073 Guerrero lost his balance. 3505 02:34:09,140 --> 02:34:11,175 What's gonna happen, he fell back into the ref. 3506 02:34:11,708 --> 02:34:13,311 [Michael] Referee Nick Patrick's down. 3507 02:34:13,377 --> 02:34:15,246 The World Heavyweight Champion is down. 3508 02:34:15,313 --> 02:34:18,949 Eddie Guerrero realizes the moment of truth is here. 3509 02:34:19,183 --> 02:34:20,885 -[crowd cheering] -[Tazz] All right. What's the big deal? 3510 02:34:20,952 --> 02:34:22,186 He's got the referee… 3511 02:34:22,252 --> 02:34:25,590 [Michael] We've seen that grin on the face of Eddie Guerrero before. 3512 02:34:25,655 --> 02:34:27,190 And this is what I'm talking about. 3513 02:34:27,258 --> 02:34:28,659 The referee has been knocked out. 3514 02:34:28,725 --> 02:34:31,496 Eddie with a steel chair. I told you so. 3515 02:34:31,562 --> 02:34:34,899 I told you the true colors would come out here tonight. 3516 02:34:34,966 --> 02:34:37,668 [Tazz] Well, look-- well, maybe-- oh, well, maybe you're right. 3517 02:34:37,734 --> 02:34:39,270 [Michael] The referee's been knocked out, 3518 02:34:39,403 --> 02:34:41,439 the champion is prone to the center of the ring 3519 02:34:41,606 --> 02:34:43,007 and Eddie has a steel chair. 3520 02:34:43,107 --> 02:34:44,509 What else do you want? 3521 02:34:44,609 --> 02:34:46,210 [crowd cheering] 3522 02:34:46,476 --> 02:34:48,546 [Tazz] Well, I bet you-- I thought he was gonna hit him in the back. 3523 02:34:48,645 --> 02:34:49,714 Wait a minute. 3524 02:34:51,414 --> 02:34:52,416 He's gonna hit him in the back. 3525 02:34:52,483 --> 02:34:54,185 He's gonna get him right across the spine, Cole. 3526 02:34:54,252 --> 02:34:55,520 [Michael] Eddie, looks like he's struggling… 3527 02:34:55,586 --> 02:34:56,687 [Tazz] He's gonna hit him. 3528 02:34:56,753 --> 02:34:58,689 -Look at this. -[Michael] Eddie with steel chair in hand. 3529 02:34:58,823 --> 02:35:00,525 [crowd booing] 3530 02:35:00,725 --> 02:35:02,026 [Tazz chuckles] 3531 02:35:02,760 --> 02:35:04,395 [Michael] Perhaps he's struggling with his conscience. 3532 02:35:04,462 --> 02:35:06,029 [Tazz] You wanna apologize now? 3533 02:35:06,497 --> 02:35:08,633 -Do you wanna apologize now? -[Michael] Not yet. 3534 02:35:09,167 --> 02:35:11,269 [Tazz] Well, what about now? You wanna apologize now? 3535 02:35:11,903 --> 02:35:13,704 -[Michael] Oh, my. -[Tazz] Guerrero did the right thing, 3536 02:35:13,770 --> 02:35:16,940 but I think the damage might have been emotionally here 3537 02:35:17,041 --> 02:35:21,179 because Batista spotted that chair. 3538 02:35:22,547 --> 02:35:24,282 [indistinct chatter] 3539 02:35:27,251 --> 02:35:28,853 [Michael] Batista considered it a hit with the chair. 3540 02:35:28,920 --> 02:35:31,521 [Tazz] Oh, Eddie you better start explaining yourself real quick, my man. 3541 02:35:34,091 --> 02:35:36,359 [Michael] And Eddie with the right hand, driving the champion back. 3542 02:35:36,427 --> 02:35:40,198 Eddie battling-- and look at Batista driving Eddie into the turnbuckle. 3543 02:35:42,800 --> 02:35:45,970 [Tazz] Power of those shoulders into the stomach of Guerrero. 3544 02:35:46,437 --> 02:35:47,738 [screams] 3545 02:35:48,005 --> 02:35:49,539 [Michael] Batista with a clothesline. 3546 02:35:51,108 --> 02:35:54,045 Let's see if his power gets affected by that lower back. 3547 02:35:54,178 --> 02:35:59,016 What a back body drop and the champion beginning to feel it. 3548 02:36:01,219 --> 02:36:03,287 [Tazz] Oh, what a spear. Look at the tackle. 3549 02:36:03,354 --> 02:36:06,023 [crowd cheering] 3550 02:36:06,090 --> 02:36:07,625 [Tazz] The Animals unleashed, Cole. 3551 02:36:09,493 --> 02:36:10,627 Wait a minute. 3552 02:36:13,029 --> 02:36:14,398 -Here he comes. -[Michael] All right! 3553 02:36:14,564 --> 02:36:15,800 [Tazz] Can he pull it off? 3554 02:36:17,601 --> 02:36:18,869 Batista Bomb coming. 3555 02:36:18,936 --> 02:36:20,538 [Michael] Eddie Guerrero up top. 3556 02:36:21,271 --> 02:36:23,140 -Eddie rolled through. -[indistinct] 3557 02:36:23,207 --> 02:36:24,975 -[Tazz] Well, that's the back. -[Michael] And look at the back. 3558 02:36:25,042 --> 02:36:30,413 Batista's back did not allow him to complete the Batista Bomb. 3559 02:36:31,782 --> 02:36:32,850 [Michael] And a Spinebuster. 3560 02:36:32,917 --> 02:36:34,285 [Tazz] Uh-oh, he can't capitalize. 3561 02:36:34,351 --> 02:36:37,121 [Michael] And again, Batista going for that injured lower back. 3562 02:36:37,188 --> 02:36:40,157 He went right for it after he delivered the Spinebuster. 3563 02:36:40,591 --> 02:36:42,726 [Tazz] Yeah, Batista can't capitalize on that heavy-duty-- 3564 02:36:43,928 --> 02:36:45,196 or maybe he might though. 3565 02:36:45,730 --> 02:36:46,831 The referee beginning the count. 3566 02:36:46,898 --> 02:36:49,833 Batista crawling, crawling toward the fallen challenger. 3567 02:36:49,901 --> 02:36:51,802 -[Michael] Here we go. -[Tazz] Batista into the cover, 3568 02:36:51,868 --> 02:36:53,571 -shoulders are down, hook of the leg. -One, two… 3569 02:36:53,637 --> 02:36:55,873 [Tazz] There's two. Eddie. 3570 02:36:56,774 --> 02:36:59,644 [Michael] And he got the shoulder up at two-and-a-half. 3571 02:36:59,710 --> 02:37:01,746 -It was so close for the champion. -[Tazz laughs] 3572 02:37:04,215 --> 02:37:06,583 [Michael] And Batista dropping-- 3573 02:37:07,652 --> 02:37:10,020 I'll say dropping the elbow, but I believe Eddie got his knee up 3574 02:37:10,087 --> 02:37:13,157 -into the small of the back. -[Tazz] Yeah, I think that-- or the ribs. 3575 02:37:13,224 --> 02:37:14,591 [Michael] Eddie countered there. 3576 02:37:14,659 --> 02:37:16,060 [Tazz] I think I-- I don't know, man. 3577 02:37:16,127 --> 02:37:18,930 Maybe Batista saw Guerrero moving, so he tried to turn the other way. 3578 02:37:18,996 --> 02:37:20,664 I don't know exactly what happened there. 3579 02:37:21,564 --> 02:37:24,769 [Michael] And look at Eddie. Uh-oh, there's that cocky Latino Heat. 3580 02:37:24,835 --> 02:37:26,404 That's got machismo. 3581 02:37:27,270 --> 02:37:29,674 To the midsection, Eddie Guerrero 3582 02:37:30,141 --> 02:37:31,341 back right to the lower back. 3583 02:37:31,409 --> 02:37:33,210 [Tazz] This is the Three Amigos that he calls them. 3584 02:37:33,277 --> 02:37:35,746 -[Michael] He says they are friends. -[Tazz] The triple verticals. 3585 02:37:35,813 --> 02:37:36,913 There's two. 3586 02:37:38,149 --> 02:37:39,417 Here comes the third one. 3587 02:37:40,350 --> 02:37:42,386 Unos, dos, tres. 3588 02:37:42,453 --> 02:37:44,956 [Michael] Eddie Guerrero could be moments away 3589 02:37:45,055 --> 02:37:47,792 from winning the World Heavyweight Championship. 3590 02:37:47,858 --> 02:37:49,894 -[crowd cheering] -[Michael] It could happen. 3591 02:37:50,962 --> 02:37:52,697 Batista's in trouble. 3592 02:37:52,762 --> 02:37:54,431 [Tazz] Don't tell me it's gonna be another Frog Splash. 3593 02:37:54,498 --> 02:37:56,801 [Michael] Eddie Guerrero going to the top rope. 3594 02:37:56,867 --> 02:37:59,403 The champion's in trouble. Look at this. Nobody home. 3595 02:37:59,470 --> 02:38:01,137 Eddie rolled through the Frog Splash. 3596 02:38:01,205 --> 02:38:03,507 -And he ran into a Spinebuster. -[Tazz] Second one. 3597 02:38:03,573 --> 02:38:04,642 [Michael] Here's the cover, 3598 02:38:04,742 --> 02:38:06,444 -hook of the leg, he got it. -[counts] 3599 02:38:06,609 --> 02:38:09,512 -[bell ringing] -Batista! Batista retains the title. 3600 02:38:09,613 --> 02:38:11,181 ["I Walk Alone" playing] 3601 02:38:11,248 --> 02:38:12,616 [announcer] Here is your winner 3602 02:38:12,716 --> 02:38:18,288 and still World Heavyweight Champion, 3603 02:38:18,356 --> 02:38:20,391 Batista. 3604 02:38:20,457 --> 02:38:22,092 [Tazz] What a matchup. 3605 02:38:22,159 --> 02:38:27,064 Tell you what, Guerrero had many opportunities to break his word. 3606 02:38:27,131 --> 02:38:30,600 He didn't. But physicality to the match, 3607 02:38:31,035 --> 02:38:34,105 you got to wonder the condition of the lower back 3608 02:38:34,171 --> 02:38:36,741 of the World Heavyweight Champion, Dave Batista. 3609 02:38:36,806 --> 02:38:39,677 [Michael] I don't know what to say about Eddie Guerrero. 3610 02:38:39,810 --> 02:38:41,078 I don't know what to say. 3611 02:38:41,145 --> 02:38:43,413 [Tazz] So, Cole, you gonna eat your words now, Cole, or what? 3612 02:38:43,481 --> 02:38:45,448 Eddie thought he had it at this point here with the-- 3613 02:38:46,183 --> 02:38:47,752 rolled through this Frog Splash, 3614 02:38:47,818 --> 02:38:51,389 setting that Spinebuster in the match, one, two, three. 3615 02:38:51,956 --> 02:38:54,492 A new and improved Eddie Guerrero, but it wasn't improvement enough. 3616 02:38:54,558 --> 02:38:56,493 Now, Cole, are you gonna eat your words? 3617 02:38:56,694 --> 02:38:58,229 -Are you gonna apologize? -[Michael] Well, you're on. 3618 02:38:58,295 --> 02:39:00,564 I said that Eddie was struggling with his conscience, 3619 02:39:00,631 --> 02:39:03,634 but I never thought Eddie Guerrero had a conscience. 3620 02:39:03,701 --> 02:39:06,002 [Tazz] Eddie Guerrero, if he would've broke the rules 3621 02:39:06,070 --> 02:39:08,271 while referee Nick Patrick was down, 3622 02:39:08,339 --> 02:39:10,608 we might be looking at a new champion right now. 3623 02:39:10,875 --> 02:39:13,677 Guerrero could have wasted Batista with that chair, 3624 02:39:13,743 --> 02:39:15,512 not once but twice and he didn't. 3625 02:39:16,113 --> 02:39:18,849 -[Michael] Well. -[Tazz] Give my man his due. 3626 02:39:18,916 --> 02:39:20,151 He lost the match, 3627 02:39:20,216 --> 02:39:21,851 but a hell of a fight up for the championship. 3628 02:39:21,919 --> 02:39:23,821 Give him a break, for God's sakes. 3629 02:39:25,723 --> 02:39:27,358 -[Michael] I guess you're right. -[Tazz] I know I'm right. 3630 02:39:27,425 --> 02:39:30,261 You don't have to guess I'm right. Come on. Look at that. 3631 02:39:30,327 --> 02:39:33,731 Batista retains the World Heavyweight Championship. 3632 02:39:37,168 --> 02:39:38,669 Now, Guerrero didn't look too happy with that. 3633 02:39:38,735 --> 02:39:40,003 -Look at that. -[Michael] Oh, wait a minute. 3634 02:39:40,136 --> 02:39:41,305 Eddie's got that look again. 3635 02:39:42,405 --> 02:39:44,275 [Tazz] Well, he just lost the match, Cole. I mean… 3636 02:39:44,375 --> 02:39:45,376 [music fades] 3637 02:39:45,475 --> 02:39:46,777 [Michael] You know the look I'm talking about. 3638 02:39:46,911 --> 02:39:47,945 [Tazz] I know the look. 3639 02:39:48,212 --> 02:39:49,413 Oh, that look. 3640 02:39:50,614 --> 02:39:52,582 [crowd chanting] Eddie! Eddie! 3641 02:40:01,826 --> 02:40:04,360 [crowd chanting] Batista! Batista! 3642 02:40:06,529 --> 02:40:08,599 [Michael] If I'm Batista, I wouldn't fall for this. 3643 02:40:08,666 --> 02:40:09,867 [Tazz] Oh, why not? 3644 02:40:09,934 --> 02:40:11,234 -[Michael] And was that… -[Tazz] Why not? 3645 02:40:11,302 --> 02:40:12,603 [Michael] I think you can't trust Eddie still. 3646 02:40:12,670 --> 02:40:14,972 [Tazz] He's put it out there, Cole. 3647 02:40:16,407 --> 02:40:18,742 You could trust the man. Look at that. 3648 02:40:19,243 --> 02:40:21,812 [crowd cheering] 3649 02:40:24,047 --> 02:40:27,984 [Tazz] Guerrero knows he got beat by the better man tonight. 3650 02:40:28,752 --> 02:40:29,920 He's back. 3651 02:40:30,855 --> 02:40:31,921 [Tazz chuckles] 3652 02:40:34,225 --> 02:40:36,560 [Michael] Don't turn-- don't turn your back on Eddie Guerrero. 3653 02:40:38,295 --> 02:40:39,896 [crowd chatter] 3654 02:40:41,799 --> 02:40:43,033 ["I Walk Alone" playing] 3655 02:40:43,100 --> 02:40:46,804 [Michael] Well, wow, unbelievable. 3656 02:40:46,871 --> 02:40:48,639 Has Eddie Guerrero changed? 3657 02:40:49,405 --> 02:40:51,041 [Tazz] Well, I think he's changed. 3658 02:40:51,108 --> 02:40:53,377 [Michael] Ladies and gentlemen, the bottom line is this, 3659 02:40:53,444 --> 02:40:58,681 The Animal, Batista, retains the World Heavyweight Championship 3660 02:40:58,749 --> 02:41:02,619 and for all the great fans here in Houston, Texas, and you at home, 3661 02:41:02,686 --> 02:41:05,322 thank you for joining us tonight from the Toyota Center. 3662 02:41:05,389 --> 02:41:06,590 Good night from Houston… 3663 02:41:06,724 --> 02:41:07,992 -[yells] -[Michael] …and No Mercy. the Toyota Center.