1 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:54,080 Belinda Carlisle there with one of the biggest hits of 1987 so far. 2 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,320 Gotta love that track! Coming up next in just a moment... 3 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,400 Could you please stop it? I just wanna have some fun, okay? 4 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,560 Kelly, come on. 5 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,080 -Kelly. -I'm still walking, Wes. 6 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,320 We've only got a couple of hours so let's, uh... let's use it. 7 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,400 I am using it. 8 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,440 Hey. 9 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,120 You're good at this. 10 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,440 It's, uh... got different endings. 11 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,600 Depending on if you're in one or two player. 12 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,800 Uh-huh? 13 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,400 - It was kinda the first game to do that. - Damn it! 14 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,600 Do you wanna play Top Speed? 15 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,400 Oh, no. 16 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:36,160 Thank you. I just wanna get my bearings a bit. 17 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Uh... okay. 18 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,280 -See you around? -Mm-hmm. 19 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,440 Go along with whatever I say. 20 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,040 -Sorry? -Whatever I say, go along with it. 21 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,320 Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now. 22 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,320 -Do I have to red light you? -Two hours 35. 23 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,880 -There's not much time left. -Wes. 24 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:22,960 Look... 25 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,400 -Last week, we had the most amazing-- -Last week was last week. 26 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,040 I need to talk with my friend here, okay? Haven't seen her in a while. 27 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,720 Wes, she's sick. 28 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,720 Like "six months to live" sick. 29 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,920 Five, actually. 30 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,800 I need to catch up with her. Private time. 31 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Okay. 32 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Okay. 33 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,560 -Hey, I'm sorry. -That's okay. 34 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,120 See you around? 35 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,840 Sure. 36 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,000 Sorry for killing you. 37 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,040 The whole "six months to live" thing? 38 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,880 Sorry. Five. 39 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,640 Five was a nice touch. 40 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,920 -Kelly. -Yorkie. 41 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,480 -Yurgie? -Yorkie. 42 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,400 Like the dog breed? 43 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,360 Yeah. 44 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,360 He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad. 45 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,840 -Met him at the Quagmire so... -What's the Quagmire? 46 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,800 If you don't already know what the Quagmire is, 47 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,840 you probably don't wanna know. 48 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,920 No? 49 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,120 You want another one? 50 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,000 -Oh, no, I-- -Yeah, you do. Come on. 51 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Do I have to tug your leash? 52 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,720 -Hey, Blondie. -I'm Blondie? 53 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,080 You are. Jack and Coke times two. 54 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,320 -Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke. -Times two. 55 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,720 -What are you doing? -I'm... regarding you. 56 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,160 I feel like I'm being analysed. 57 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,080 -Why the glasses? -Um... 58 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,480 I like them. They totally work on you. But do you need them? 59 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,240 -Yeah, the lenses don't do anything. -Knew it! 60 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,640 I used to wear them in school. 61 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,840 So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing. 62 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,320 I figured they were kind of a fashion statement. 63 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,840 -Really? -But then the rest of your outfit is not. 64 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:36,760 Don't take that wrong. It's refreshing. I mean, look around. 65 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,080 People try so hard to look how they think they should look. 66 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,000 They probably saw it in some movie. 67 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,880 But I like these. 68 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,240 You're authentically you. 69 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,720 Thanks. 70 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,200 Cheers. 71 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,760 You never tasted it before? 72 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,200 No, I... 73 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,000 I just haven't had it in a while. It's good. 74 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,760 Do you live here? 75 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,480 -No. Oh, uh-- -Tourist? 76 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,920 We'll go with tourist. So you're new here? 77 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,800 -First night. -First night? Wow, okay! 78 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,840 Oh, my God! 79 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,600 We have to dance to this. 80 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,200 -With each other? -Uh-huh. 81 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,480 -Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing. -Oh, let's not limit ourselves. 82 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,840 -No, I can't. -Yes, you can, come on. 83 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,800 -No, I'll look dumb-- -Just follow my lead! 84 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,280 Copy me. 85 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,120 You got it. 86 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,480 Hey! 87 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,960 -Why did you run away? -Oh, sorry. 88 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:27,440 I... I said I'm not much of a dancer. 89 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,560 No shit. 90 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,320 Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there. 91 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,560 I'm kidding. Half kidding. 92 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,600 Sorry I pushed you into it. 93 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,000 Saturday nights once a week. It's like no time. I get impatient. 94 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,960 No, no, it's not that. It's... 95 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,440 -Everyone was looking. -Looking? 96 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,240 Yeah. You know, two girls dancing. 97 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,360 Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be. 98 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,120 And two, this is a party town. No one's judging. 99 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:08,880 Face it. If they were staring, it's because I am bodacious. 100 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,600 -You're stupid. -Thank you! 101 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,600 -I've never been on a dance floor. -Never? 102 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,760 As in the whole time you've been alive never? 103 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,800 Never. 104 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,760 What are you, like, Amish? 105 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,040 That's one sheltered existence you got there. 106 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,320 Yeah, well. 107 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,040 As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything. 108 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,560 Well, no one knows about even half the shit I get up to. 109 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,360 With your folks, though, it's from a place of love, though, right? 110 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,120 -They worry. -They don't worry. 111 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,560 Just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds. 112 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,480 What would you like to do? That you've never done? 113 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,440 Oh... 114 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,600 So many things. 115 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,680 San Junipero is a party town. 116 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,040 All up for grabs. 117 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,560 Midnight's two hours away. 118 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,240 Oh, that's not long. 119 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,880 Why waste time sitting here? 120 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,440 I, um... 121 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,560 -Listen... -It's okay. 122 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,000 -No, I mean... -Really, it's okay. 123 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,960 No, I'm, uh... I'm engaged. I have a fiancé. 124 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,680 -He's called Greg. -And is Greg here? 125 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,320 -No, he's-- -Elsewhere? 126 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,640 Yeah. 127 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:58,960 Oh. 128 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,640 Wanna go to bed with me? 129 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,200 We could be back at mine in like... 130 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,840 I never did anything like that. 131 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,280 All the more reason. 132 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,160 Oh, you're nice. 133 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,960 -I can't. -Okay. 134 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,760 -I just... I can't. -I get it. 135 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,880 -I have to go. -In this? 136 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,920 It's been really great to meet you. 137 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 Likewise. 138 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Okay. 139 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,920 Okay. 140 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,960 Okay. 141 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,880 Shit. 142 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,920 -What the hell, Wes? -Look, I know I'm coming across-- 143 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,720 -I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay? -No, don't do that. Just... 144 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,440 -Then stop this. -Can you hear me out? Please? Please. 145 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,080 How many girls do you think there are in San Junipero? 146 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,680 Hundreds? Thousands? 147 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,800 I don't care. 148 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm saying there's plenty of other girls out there for you, Wes. 149 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,880 The locals? They're like dead people. 150 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,040 A little lively for dead people. 151 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,720 Look, I don't want some kind of boring romance, okay? 152 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,600 Like, Jesus, put us in a retirement home deal. 153 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,120 Well, if you're looking for someone to fuck, there's options. 154 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,560 -Hang out at the Quagmire again. -It's not just sex. 155 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,640 -It was just sex. -No, we made a connection. 156 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,520 Wes, it was just sex. 157 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,840 -No-- -No roots. 158 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,200 We had fun. 159 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800 I'm sorry. 160 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,080 Enjoy the town, for God's sake. 161 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,360 -Hey. -Hey. 162 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,200 Waiting for someone? 163 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,960 Not really. 164 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,080 I'll get you a drink? 165 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,160 Uh, yeah, sure. 166 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,280 So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess. 167 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,160 You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down. 168 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,480 You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird. 169 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,640 -Shall we dance? -Sure. 170 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,000 I mean, I guess by the time I'd put my mind to, like, computing. 171 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,560 You know, caught that first wave, would have had a different story. 172 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,800 Gotta use the bathroom. 173 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,800 Okay. 174 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,920 -I don't know how to do this. -Do what? 175 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,560 Just help me. 176 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,720 Can you just... 177 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,360 Just make this easy for me? 178 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,840 You wanna get in my car? 179 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,840 -How long have you been here? -Sorry? 180 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,680 -How long have you been here? -In San Junipero? 181 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,560 Uh... Couple of months. Plan is long enough to enjoy myself. 182 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,200 Guess I'm a tourist, like you. 183 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,320 Yeah. 184 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,600 Hey. You okay? 185 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,640 Yeah. 186 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,320 Stop! 187 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,040 Sorry, but... 188 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,960 Man, your face! 189 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,720 Wow. 190 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,720 -You like it? -It's just so big. 191 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,480 Reminds me of where I grew up. 192 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,200 Miss your mom? 193 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,920 You have to show me. 194 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,200 -Okay. -Okay. 195 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,360 You never slept with a woman before? 196 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,560 That's not a critique. I mean, it was fucking awesome. 197 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,960 No, never with a woman. 198 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,600 Never with anyone. 199 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,560 Not anyone? 200 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,520 -What, in town or...? -No. No one, nowhere. 201 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,360 -I guess you deflowered me. -I deflowered you? 202 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,320 What is this? Merry England? 203 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,640 Shut up. 204 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,720 You've had relationships though. 205 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,600 Mnh-mnh. 206 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,680 Hello! You got a fiancé. 207 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,280 -It's complicated. -Yeah, I'll say. 208 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,640 When did you know... 209 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,200 -that you liked women? -I like men too. 210 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:01,920 Equal rights. 211 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040 Okay. 212 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,280 But when did you know? 213 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,560 Do you always know? 214 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,160 I was married to a guy. A long time, I was married. 215 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,600 I always knew. 216 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,520 I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls, 217 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:40,160 co-workers, friends, some waitress that served me. 218 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,600 They were crushes. God, they were crushes. 219 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,600 Never acted on any of it. 220 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,400 Never did anything. 221 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,440 I was in love with him. 222 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,440 I really was in love with him. 223 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:16,640 But he chose not to stick around. 224 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,760 So now it's me. And I'm passing through. 225 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:31,200 And before I leave, I'll have a good time. 226 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600 I'm just gonna have a good time. 227 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,000 Time's nearly up. 228 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,840 Then let's lie here. 229 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,840 Excuse me? 230 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,120 Have you seen Kelly? 231 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,040 -What's that? -Kelly. 232 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,480 I haven't seen her all night. 233 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,320 You tried the Quagmire? 234 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,240 What is the Quagmire? 235 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,760 -Whoa! Hey! -I'm sorry! 236 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,640 Yeah, I know you from somewhere. 237 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960 Tucker's. 238 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,200 -Kelly's friend, huh? -Do you know where to find her? 239 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,840 -How would I know that? -You're her friend. 240 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,720 -Was a friend. -Has she been here? 241 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,880 No. 242 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,440 You too, huh? 243 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600 Well... 244 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,120 Hey. Try a different time. 245 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,400 Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time. 246 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,560 She's worth the shot, right? 247 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,120 Introducing the totally redesigned Chrysler Cordoba. 248 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,720 All the luxury you expect is here. 249 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,760 But so is gas mileage... 250 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,320 No, no, no. 251 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,520 -Hey. -Hey. 252 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,240 Golden age, right? 253 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,600 -Right. -You playing or... 254 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,800 I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone. 255 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,000 Maybe... next time. 256 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920 Kelly? 257 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,320 Yeah! 258 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,920 You're beautiful! 259 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,280 -Select a song! -Hi. 260 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,920 Ladies' room. 261 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,240 Hey. 262 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,440 Hey. No, you-- 263 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,560 Wait a minute. 264 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,240 Why are you here? 265 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,480 I was looking for you. Where did you go? 266 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,240 I like a change of music. 267 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,800 How the hell is this your era? 268 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,000 -You hid from me. -One, I did not. 269 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,800 Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two. 270 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,840 It's not about who owes who. It's about manners. 271 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,120 You don't know who I am. 272 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,680 You don't know what this means. 273 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,880 This means fun. 274 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,920 Or it should. And this... 275 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,240 This is not fun, okay? 276 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,920 This is not fun. 277 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,720 So you don't feel bad? 278 00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:00,320 Maybe you should feel bad. Or at least feel something. 279 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,560 Have you seen a girl? Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses? 280 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,200 Uh... 281 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,360 Oh, jeez. 282 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,320 Hey. 283 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,160 Please tell me you got your pain slider set to zero. 284 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,320 Yeah, I think so. 285 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,400 -Okay, listen. -How many of them are dead? 286 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,120 Like what percentage? 287 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,960 As in full-timers? 288 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,600 Eighty. Eighty-five. 289 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,360 I'm sorry. 290 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,640 -I'm not gonna jump. -I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's... 291 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,280 In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't... 292 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,920 I don't know, do feelings. 293 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,480 You freaked me out. 294 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,040 I don't want to like anyone. 295 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,160 So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient. 296 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,600 It's that... 297 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,680 I don't know how long there is. 298 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:48,480 And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you. For wanting something-- 299 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,640 Next week it is. 300 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,840 I'm getting married. 301 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,800 Next week? 302 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,720 To nice Greg? 303 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,600 -Sure you're going through with that? -I have to. 304 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,440 -You have to? -Mm-hmm. 305 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,160 He really is a good guy. 306 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,320 I mean, my family don't approve, but... 307 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,560 they can't stop us. 308 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,160 I know he pities me. That pisses me off. 309 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,200 But that's not fair 'cause he's... 310 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,680 You said you don't know how much time there is. 311 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,120 What does that mean? 312 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,600 They tell me three months. 313 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,480 It's spread basically everywhere. 314 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,000 They said three months before six months ago. 315 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,000 So, you know, what do they know? 316 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,680 Doesn't even taste of anything. 317 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,240 -But so you'll stay here after? -No. 318 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,040 When I'm done, I am done. 319 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,360 But that's cra-- I mean... 320 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,680 -Why? -Richard. 321 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,440 That's... 322 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,200 My husband's name was Richard. 323 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,760 He died just two years ago. 324 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,680 So we had the opportunity to stay in San Junipero. 325 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,760 Pass over. 326 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,960 Didn't take it. 327 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,560 -Didn't want to take it. -Why wouldn't anyone take it? 328 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,400 He had his viewpoint. 329 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,400 There were things he believed and things he didn't believe in, 330 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,160 and this place was one of them. 331 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,000 Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run. 332 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,320 Shit. 333 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,840 I didn't know if I wanted to try it but... I mean... 334 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,760 Jesus, without this place, I never would've met someone like you. 335 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,800 -Yeah, you could have. -No, I wouldn't. 336 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,120 -We could have met outside all this. -No. 337 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,560 You... would not have got me at all. 338 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,720 At all. 339 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,680 If we really met, I mean... 340 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,160 If we really met, you wouldn't like me. 341 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,080 Try me. 342 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,440 Or you'd-- You wouldn't want to spend time with me. 343 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,760 -You'd come and then-- -Try me. 344 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,840 Why? 345 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,440 Why? What's the point? 346 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,640 What? Where are you? Houston? 347 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,360 Carson City, Nevada. 348 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,480 So come on. 349 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,640 I showed you mine. 350 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,520 Where are you? 351 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,040 -I can just look it up. -Santa Rosa, California. 352 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,840 -That's no distance. -I don't want you to-- 353 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,040 -I don't want you to see me. I'm scared-- -And I'm dying. 354 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,040 Whatever you are can't scare me. 355 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,360 Let me come visit. 356 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,920 I want to say hi. 357 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,840 Here you go. 358 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,360 You okay? 359 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,640 Please check in at our self-service pods 360 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,520 using swipe cards provided. 361 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,280 -You must be Kelly. -I guess I must. 362 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,600 -She's waiting for you. -Thank you. 363 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,400 Please. 364 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,960 She won't be able to physically respond in any way. 365 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,880 But she can hear you. 366 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,000 I'll give you some privacy. 367 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,320 Hello, stupid. 368 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,240 It's good to see you. 369 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:57,160 Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly? 370 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,040 It is. 371 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,280 -I'm Greg. -You're Greg? 372 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,680 Holy shit. 373 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,520 Yeah, I think it's great that you came down here in person 374 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,880 before she passes over. 375 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,720 Even her folks don't come visit no more so... 376 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,080 She's passing over? 377 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,040 -When? -Uh... 378 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,480 -Let's go grab a coffee. -Okay. 379 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,160 -She didn't tell you? -No, she did not. 380 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,760 -Said she was just visiting. -More like sampling the trial version. 381 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:41,480 I mean, I've only known her the past three years. 382 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,520 We talk on the comm box. 383 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,240 She told you how she ended up quadriplegic? 384 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,160 And how long she's been that way? 385 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,280 One night, she's 21, comes out to her folks. 386 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,040 They're a little uptight about it, you might say. 387 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,880 They told her they don't want a gay daughter. 388 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,040 It's not natural and so forth. 389 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,160 They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom! 390 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,360 -When she was 21? -More than 40 years back. 391 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,480 It's been her whole lifetime, basically. 392 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,080 So the whole San Junipero system has been a big deal for her. 393 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,680 The biggest deal. 394 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,680 Of course now, until she passes over, it goes permanent, 395 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,160 she's on a five-hour weekly limit. 396 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,120 I guess you're the same. 397 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,680 They ration it out. They don't trust us with more. 398 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,760 They say you go crazy if you have too much, you know? 399 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,720 You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind. 400 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,840 Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already. 401 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,160 The system's there for therapeutic reasons, 402 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,200 immersive nostalgia therapy. 403 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,800 Plunge you into a world of memories. 404 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,880 Helps with Alzheimer's, that's what they say. 405 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,200 Small mercies. 406 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:00,840 So... 407 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,880 About this marriage... 408 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,200 The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases. 409 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,400 You gotta have a sign-off from the doc, the patient, a family member. 410 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,880 It's to stop folks from passing over just because they prefer San Junipero flat out. 411 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,800 Anyhow, Yorkie's family, 412 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,080 they're big-time religious, and they will not sign. 413 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,400 But a spouse can override them. 414 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,600 -Hence the wedding bells. -You got it. 415 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,720 We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m., 416 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,640 and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon. 417 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,080 "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying. 418 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,160 If you can call it dying. 419 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,360 Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven. 420 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,520 I guess. 421 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,680 You gonna wear a suit? 422 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,960 The ceremony's on my coffee break. 423 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,840 I never married so I just figured, you know, what's the harm? 424 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,240 You're a good man. 425 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,720 It's the least I could do, right? 426 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,560 Think you could hook us up to the system now? 427 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,680 Just for a little while, before she passes? 428 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,360 You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limit. 429 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,280 She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan. 430 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,520 I know, but can you? 431 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,200 Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every-- 432 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,240 I only want a moment. 433 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,240 Ma'am. 434 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,320 -You got five minutes -Thank you. 435 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,160 Hey! 436 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,520 I've never been here during the daylight. 437 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,520 It's warm. 438 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,240 Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg. 439 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,440 Oh. 440 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:21,600 -You're passing over tomorrow? -Yeah. 441 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,400 Couple of hours after the wedding. 442 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,560 So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever. 443 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,280 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 444 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,400 -I'm gonna say something crazy. -Okay. 445 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,200 Wanna marry me instead? 446 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,160 It's just... Greg seems great, but... 447 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,800 Why not someone you've connected with? 448 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,640 Is that a yes? 449 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,160 ...to be your lawfully wedded wife, 450 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:13,400 to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 451 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:19,280 in good times and in woe, for richer, for poorer... 452 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,600 Hold tight. 453 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,240 There you go. 454 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560 Nearly there. 455 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,800 That's it. 456 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,800 Are you sure you're all right? 457 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,880 Hey! 458 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,600 You didn't dress up to see me? 459 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,360 Oh... 460 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,880 Come on! 461 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,120 Better? 462 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,240 Whoop! 463 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,640 Oh! 464 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,800 Oh! Whoo! 465 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,520 Looks so real. 466 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,560 It feels so real! 467 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,320 - What are you doing? - Oh, I love it here! 468 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,400 I just love it. 469 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,160 -You've been here before. -But now I live here! 470 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,960 Be with me. 471 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,920 -I'm with you now. -That's not what I mean. 472 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,200 Pass over. 473 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,480 -When it's your time. -Yorkie. 474 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,920 -Stay here with me. -Can we just enjoy tonight? 475 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 It's almost midnight. 476 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,440 In ten minutes, you're out of here. 477 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,160 Then I gotta wait a week to see you again. 478 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,360 -You know I'm just a visitor. -What, a couple of months, then what? 479 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,160 -We're not discussing this. -Then you're gone. 480 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:25,080 -Just gone. You could have forever. -Forever? 481 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,400 -Who can even make sense of forever? -However long you want then. 482 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,080 I mean, you can remove yourself like that. 483 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,960 It's not a trap. 484 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,440 I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it! 485 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,840 -I'm going. -Hey! Oh. Hey. 486 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720 It's real. 487 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,280 This is real. 488 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,520 And this. 489 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,560 -Hmm? -Come on. 490 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,480 You know that was just a gesture. 491 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,160 -You married me. -To help you pass over. 492 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:04,120 -As a... kindness. -It's not so kind to leave. 493 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,160 Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just... 494 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,960 I got this chance. 495 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,840 We got this chance. I wanna share it with you. 496 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,880 I said I made my choice. 497 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,080 What is it? You feel bad because your husband isn't here? 498 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,760 -Because that was his choice. -Don't. 499 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,520 He chose not to stay here. It's like he left you. 500 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,560 You know, he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you. 501 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,920 -You don't know what you're saying. -You should be mad at him. 502 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,040 -Not whipping yourself with guilt. -Get off me. 503 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:47,000 You can't see it! But what he did, it was selfish actually! 504 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,120 Forty-nine years... 505 00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:00,560 I was with him for 49 years. 506 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,160 You can't begin to imagine. 507 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,880 You can't know... 508 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:12,280 the bond, the commitment, the boredom, 509 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,720 the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. 510 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,360 The fucking love. You just cannot know! 511 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,480 Everything we sacrificed. 512 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,440 The years I gave him. The years he gave me. 513 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,880 Did you think to ask? 514 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,440 Did it occur to you to ask? 515 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,400 We had a daughter. 516 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,360 Alison. 517 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,160 Always difficult, always beautiful. 518 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,960 Died at 39 years old, bless her heart. 519 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,120 And Richard and I, we felt that heartbreak as one. 520 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,320 You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself. 521 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,600 -Well, I didn't know-- -Didn't think to. 522 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,680 You know, when he was dying, Richard said to me 523 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,400 when they offered him this, to pass over, pass through, 524 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,160 spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with, 525 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:13,920 he said, "How can I? When she missed out, how can I?" 526 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,400 And so he went. 527 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,800 And I wish I could believe he's with her now, 528 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,520 that they're together, but I don't. 529 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,440 I believe they're nowhere. Just like you said. 530 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,120 Gone. No, I pitied you, and that's the truth. I pitied you. 531 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,600 Now you give me some sales pitch 532 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,560 about how fucking peachy forever could be. 533 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,680 I'm sorry. 534 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,960 You wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters? 535 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,840 End up like Wes? 536 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,040 All those lost fucks at the Quagmire 537 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,200 trying anything to feel something, go ahead. 538 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,200 But I'm out. I'm gone. 539 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,160 Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly! 540 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,200 Hey, Kelly. 541 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,200 -You all right? -Yeah, I am fine. 542 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,040 -Well, okay then. -Huh? 543 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,480 Kelly? 544 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,720 All things considered... 545 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,200 I guess I'm ready. 546 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,840 For what? 547 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,120 For the rest of it. 548 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,280 Ready?