1 00:00:49,063 --> 00:00:50,188 Yeah, Sweetty? 2 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:54,980 {\an8}Perfume? Now you want another one? You just bought one the other day. 3 00:00:55,813 --> 00:00:58,605 {\an8}Listen, I'm not a millionaire's son, okay? I work my ass off for money. 4 00:01:00,022 --> 00:01:01,313 {\an8}I am busy right now. 5 00:01:02,272 --> 00:01:04,522 {\an8}What do you mean "where"? With a customer, of course. 6 00:01:05,272 --> 00:01:07,397 {\an8}Okay, hang up now. I am getting another call. 7 00:01:16,397 --> 00:01:18,688 Life is bloody unpredictable. 8 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:22,480 On some days, I fuck with everyone. On some days, life fucks me over. 9 00:02:14,772 --> 00:02:17,355 Life is great if you've got two things with you. 10 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:19,938 {\an8}Luck and fuck. 11 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:22,938 {\an8}When your luck gets you a good fuck... 12 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:25,563 {\an8}Fuck! That's amazing! 13 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:30,688 {\an8}But when your bloody luck runs out... that's when life fucks you over! 14 00:02:31,022 --> 00:02:32,022 {\an8}Give me the key. 15 00:02:33,105 --> 00:02:34,563 {\an8}Luck and fuck. 16 00:02:44,605 --> 00:02:49,105 So, are you a Russian or Chinese? 17 00:02:51,147 --> 00:02:53,188 I'm a Russian. 18 00:02:54,647 --> 00:02:57,147 Russian from top to toe. 19 00:02:59,188 --> 00:03:00,272 How so? 20 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:05,188 You'll see. 21 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,980 Right now, I'd say, I'm getting really lucky. 22 00:03:10,772 --> 00:03:16,730 In India, only 30 percent of women undress completely during sex. 23 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:21,647 The remaining 70 percent, just lift their sari up. 24 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:25,647 Putin! Smirnoff! 25 00:03:26,897 --> 00:03:29,772 Moscow! Gorbachev! 26 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:35,105 Till now, I've been stuck with one from the 70 percent. 27 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:37,522 Same bloody position every time. 28 00:03:38,397 --> 00:03:40,063 But ever since I've had Simmi... 29 00:03:42,397 --> 00:03:44,272 I have tried them all. 30 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:49,938 Especially doggy style. Well, that's my weakness. 31 00:03:53,397 --> 00:03:54,855 Look how smooth you are. 32 00:03:59,188 --> 00:04:01,147 Even girls are hairier than you. 33 00:04:02,605 --> 00:04:04,147 Your phone's always vibrating. 34 00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:07,313 Do you use it as a dildo? 35 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:13,063 Hello. 36 00:04:16,272 --> 00:04:17,355 Your wife. 37 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:31,980 I've been trying your phone for three hours. Who was that girl? 38 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,272 - A customer! - Customer? 39 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:39,438 It's a fuckin' lingerie shop. All my customers are girls. 40 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,022 Anyway, where's the fire? 41 00:04:42,397 --> 00:04:45,980 Holy shit! How many times have I told you not to cover Grandpa? 42 00:04:46,063 --> 00:04:47,355 He'll die of suffocation one day! 43 00:04:48,397 --> 00:04:51,813 Yeah, okay. I get it. Why are you getting all riled up? 44 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,980 C'mon, take my selfie. 45 00:04:54,855 --> 00:04:56,105 Hey! 46 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:59,688 - Grandpa will be suffocated, baby! - Have you gone crazy? 47 00:05:00,063 --> 00:05:03,272 - He is our grandpa. What's the harm in it? - It does. 48 00:05:03,813 --> 00:05:05,397 Have some respect for his age. 49 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:08,063 I have been looking after both of you for eight years. 50 00:05:08,272 --> 00:05:10,897 I have had enough. You know, I need some respect too. 51 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:13,147 Now, take my selfie, I want to send it. 52 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,522 Who do you want to send your half-naked photo to? 53 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:19,063 - To the Weightover guys. - Weightover? 54 00:05:19,855 --> 00:05:21,897 Yes, it is a weight loss program. 55 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:23,688 They'll make me a size zero within 15 days. 56 00:05:23,813 --> 00:05:25,730 Why the fuck do you need to lose weight now? 57 00:05:26,105 --> 00:05:28,313 The stupid soap operas you watch are driving you crazy. 58 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:32,688 Yes, they are. They have such a great offer. 59 00:05:33,355 --> 00:05:36,730 Within the weight loss fee, they've promised a dimple on my cheek. 60 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:41,063 Everyone says I look just like that new movie star minus her dimples. 61 00:05:41,188 --> 00:05:42,105 Oh, really? 62 00:05:42,188 --> 00:05:44,813 And where are you getting the dough for all this denting work? 63 00:05:44,897 --> 00:05:47,480 Where else? You will pay for it. Look, you'll love the deal here. 64 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:50,563 They are offering a 20 percent discount for the best before and after photo. 65 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:52,563 Mine is obviously going to be the best. 66 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:55,688 Now will you click the picture, or shall I call the neighbors? 67 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,647 They will all come here running. 68 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:02,688 But for now, it's I who must run. 69 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:06,230 Nope, this ain't a morning jog, you morons. 70 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:10,272 On some days, I fuck with everyone. On some days, life fucks me over. 71 00:06:10,813 --> 00:06:12,105 Today is just one of those days. 72 00:06:12,355 --> 00:06:14,605 Hey! Hey! What the fuck, man? 73 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,897 Where are you taking my car? I'll pay for the parking. 74 00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:18,897 So now you want to pay for the parking? 75 00:06:19,272 --> 00:06:22,563 And when are you going to pay the bank? You never pick your phone up, 76 00:06:23,105 --> 00:06:24,605 so now I'm picking your car up. 77 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:27,063 So, you-- You are from the bank, sir? 78 00:06:27,563 --> 00:06:29,355 But I have just three instalments pending now. 79 00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:30,855 Three? 80 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:37,605 What have you been smoking? You have six full outstanding installments. 81 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:39,980 Six? Give me a minute. 82 00:06:40,772 --> 00:06:42,897 Six? Which bank are you from, sir? 83 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:45,105 Six. 84 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:47,522 So, you are from the Bank of Punjab, sir! 85 00:06:47,605 --> 00:06:49,355 - Yes! - Well, what luck! 86 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,438 Look here. I was going to make a deposit tomorrow. 87 00:06:51,522 --> 00:06:53,855 I have marked it in my diary and all. Here, have a look. 88 00:06:56,772 --> 00:06:58,313 Have you spared any bank at all? 89 00:06:58,897 --> 00:07:01,897 I'll definitely pay the installments tomorrow. Please don't tow my car, sir. 90 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:05,188 I'm letting you go today. But if you don't pay by tomorrow, 91 00:07:05,397 --> 00:07:07,897 I'll tow away your whole fuckin' ass along with your shitty car. 92 00:07:08,355 --> 00:07:09,480 Hey, drop it! 93 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,563 Hey! Easy! What the fuck! 94 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,438 Hello? Hello? 95 00:07:31,063 --> 00:07:37,813 Suri, sir. Hello, sir. I'm really running low on cash. 96 00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:42,647 Yes. What? Give me a minute. 97 00:07:46,147 --> 00:07:48,397 Hello. Shall I see you now? 98 00:07:48,855 --> 00:07:50,522 Okay, I'll be there in no time. 99 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,022 Shut up! Shut up! 100 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,730 You know, lending money to friends is like raising a pig. 101 00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:05,522 You keep feeding it and only get shit in return. 102 00:08:06,063 --> 00:08:08,272 Nope. Never saw any benefit in that. 103 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:12,313 But there's a special scheme I can offer you. 104 00:08:13,355 --> 00:08:15,730 Oi! Fucker, get Sonam. 105 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,730 The gown's a fuckin' rage right now! 106 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,397 Sonam wore the same design in her last film. 107 00:08:23,897 --> 00:08:27,022 People are lining up to pay 40,000 apiece. 108 00:08:27,355 --> 00:08:30,105 The whole stock has just vanished from the market. 109 00:08:30,313 --> 00:08:32,522 But you know me, held onto the last batch of these babies. 110 00:08:33,188 --> 00:08:35,730 Got these especially from a designer in Mumbai. 111 00:08:38,563 --> 00:08:43,147 Big fuckin' margins. Pick them. 20,000 apiece, just for you. 112 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:49,355 That's very nice. But what will I do with these. I run a lingerie shop. 113 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:53,188 Here's a chance to do something better than selling panties all your life. 114 00:08:53,813 --> 00:08:55,147 Listen to me carefully. 115 00:08:55,855 --> 00:08:57,980 You have ladies thronging your shop the entire day. 116 00:08:58,397 --> 00:09:01,813 Display the gown prominently on your counter. Sonam-style wedding gown. 117 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:05,230 They'll get wet just looking at it. 118 00:09:06,105 --> 00:09:07,730 There's an attractive offer also. 119 00:09:08,438 --> 00:09:12,730 If you pick more than 100 pieces, we give you an iPhone 6S for free. 120 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,230 Free. 121 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,897 One hundred and twenty-five pieces, at 20,000 each. 122 00:09:19,522 --> 00:09:21,772 That makes it 2.5 million total. What do you say? 123 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:25,522 Okay, then. Give me 10 pieces. 124 00:09:26,605 --> 00:09:28,105 Fuck you, motherfucker. 125 00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:32,022 You know what, it's not for you. Oi! Take it away. 126 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:34,272 I always knew you never had any balls anyway. 127 00:09:34,522 --> 00:09:37,355 Sir, please. Please listen to me. This 2.5 million can change my life. 128 00:09:37,772 --> 00:09:42,272 I need some fuckin' miracle to happen. You know I've got nothing here. 129 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:44,688 A miracle? 130 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:48,772 Okay! Let's see if my old magic wand rises anymore. 131 00:09:55,063 --> 00:09:58,063 Raghu, M'lord! Suri here. 132 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:03,147 What do you mean why did I chop off the finger? You agreed a date, right? 133 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,105 How many fingers do you have now? 134 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:09,147 Nine, right? And what was the due date? Ninth. 135 00:10:09,772 --> 00:10:12,105 See! Now it'll be easier for you to remember your due dates. 136 00:10:12,397 --> 00:10:15,022 Okay. I'm hanging up now. Have a good day. 137 00:10:17,313 --> 00:10:20,522 Hello, Mr. Gupta! So you're the bra-panty guy? 138 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:23,188 See, your loan is pre-approved. 139 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,438 - Suri said 2.5 million, right? - Yes. 140 00:10:25,522 --> 00:10:29,147 Here you go! It's all fresh and ready. Five, ten, 15, 20, 25. 141 00:10:29,647 --> 00:10:32,522 It's all yours. 142 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,272 Excuse me for a minute. 143 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:43,438 Yeah, tell me. Okay, I said I'll be there! 144 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,105 Sorry! 145 00:10:50,022 --> 00:10:52,105 I've got to run. Sorry, couldn't spend time with you. 146 00:10:52,188 --> 00:10:54,480 Well, what can one do? Work is worship. 147 00:11:02,813 --> 00:11:04,605 Five! Just don't forget that. 148 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,355 Fifth of every month. That's the date. 149 00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:12,938 Just don't forget to pay the installment on time. 150 00:11:15,688 --> 00:11:16,688 Fifth! 151 00:11:35,355 --> 00:11:36,897 I finally feel promoted! 152 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:39,772 I was tired of sizing up women for bras and undies. 153 00:11:40,772 --> 00:11:42,772 This feels magical! 154 00:11:43,605 --> 00:11:45,730 Looks like my luck has changed for good. 155 00:11:46,855 --> 00:11:49,730 SONAM'S LEHENGA 156 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,938 Just watch. Every billboard will have Sonam's lehenga on it. 157 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,688 Just wait and watch how I mint money now. 158 00:12:05,938 --> 00:12:08,647 {\an8}Now you'll see how my days change for good. 159 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,605 Brij! 160 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:33,897 Wake up! 161 00:12:37,355 --> 00:12:40,147 - It's you. - Who did you expect? Have some kheer. 162 00:12:44,188 --> 00:12:45,313 Kheer, at this hour? 163 00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:49,105 Remember the selfie you took of me? It came first. 164 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:53,313 They'll now charge just 20,000 for the weight loss 165 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,438 and 60,000 for the dimples. 166 00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:59,147 I don't have that much money. 167 00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,105 I'm not asking. Just letting you know. 168 00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:04,355 I'll withdraw it from your savings account tomorrow. 169 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:06,063 Sweetie, that money is for emergencies. 170 00:13:06,147 --> 00:13:08,563 - You can't blow it on such useless stuff. - You call it useless! 171 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,355 When you got a gold cap on your tooth, was that an emergency? 172 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:16,355 You had money for that. You have money for gold rings, for smartphones, 173 00:13:16,522 --> 00:13:20,230 a wheelchair for the old man, for your stupid gown business, 174 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:22,397 but when I ask for it, you turn into a pauper. 175 00:13:22,813 --> 00:13:25,063 I'm not a fuckin' maid! I'll withdraw the money! 176 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,772 Don't you dare touch that money. 177 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,605 Hey! Don't threaten me. What'll you do? 178 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,188 I'll give you such a tight one, you wouldn't know what hit you! 179 00:13:37,605 --> 00:13:40,355 It's all my mistake. I missed him by a day. 180 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,272 I should have accepted Malhotra's wedding proposal. 181 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,563 He is running such a successful business. 182 00:13:45,772 --> 00:13:50,230 At least he wouldn't have made me beg for such a small thing. Bloody cheap! 183 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:54,522 I'm stuck with a terrible person! I'm fed up of your constant... 184 00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:18,230 What's so funny? I don't know anything. I need the money! 185 00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:22,772 The rest of it is mine. 186 00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:29,105 This is fine stuff, ma'am. 187 00:14:30,063 --> 00:14:31,772 Just delivered from Mumbai. 188 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,855 Designed by Sonam's personal designer. 189 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:39,605 Ma'am, today is Mr. Anil Kapoor's birthday. 190 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,688 So, we are offering a discount of ten percent. 191 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:46,313 - Do you have the Mastani gown? - Mastani gown? 192 00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:49,897 There are billboards all over the place, and you don't even know about it? 193 00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:53,063 Deepika wore it in a movie. We won't get it here. Let's go. 194 00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:54,313 We'll check in the next shop. 195 00:14:54,397 --> 00:14:57,105 Ma'am, we have a variety in colors. Perhaps, something else? 196 00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:02,563 Oh, man. It's already a week and I haven't sold a single piece. 197 00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:04,230 I'm going to get screwed. 198 00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:06,813 She was the fourth since this morning to ask for Mastani. 199 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,438 What the fuck is this? 200 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:23,230 In Delhi, "motherfucker" isn't really a cuss word, 201 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:26,272 it's a thought, it's an emotion. 202 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,188 Just look at that, motherfucker. 203 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,897 Fuckin' hot, motherfucker. 204 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,313 {\an8}DEEPIKA'S LEHENGA 205 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:36,147 This is lust. 206 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,313 Tomar? 207 00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:45,563 Are these gowns selling? 208 00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:51,397 They are flying off the shelves. People are crazy about it. 209 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,522 You should have taken Mastani from Suri. Why'd you buy that crap? 210 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:02,188 Motherfucker! 211 00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:03,605 This is shock. 212 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:08,605 Madan, load everything in the truck! That motherfucker, Suri, tricked me. 213 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,022 - What do we load? - This is anger. 214 00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:13,522 Sonam gowns, you asshole! Quickly pack all the Sonam lehengas. 215 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:20,480 That fucker, Suri, dumped his crap on me. I am going to fuck him up now. 216 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,605 He has only seen my gentle side. 217 00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:25,480 I am going to show him who Gupta really is. Motherfucker! 218 00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:27,938 I am going to thrash him like a street dog. 219 00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:34,897 Sir. Sir, don't say that please. Sir, I'll be fucked. 220 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,188 I'll be on the motherfuckin' streets. 221 00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:38,563 This is... begging. 222 00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:43,230 It's our policy. No refund. So, you better cool down. 223 00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:46,438 Just pray to the Goddess. 224 00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:48,980 Sooner or later, she will help you sell everything. 225 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:51,563 Sir, please! Please at least exchange it for Mastani. 226 00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:54,313 I've got to pay Raghu the first instalment on Monday. 227 00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:55,897 Sir, you can't fuck me like this. 228 00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,355 What did you say, you fucker? 229 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,188 You gave me outdated stuff. You cheated me. 230 00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:05,063 Your Goddess can do jack shit for this. 231 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:21,688 You asshole. How dare you insult the Goddess in my shop! 232 00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:25,897 You fuckin' come anywhere near me, I'll fuckin' break your bones. 233 00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:27,563 Motherfucker! 234 00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:30,522 This is... well, this is just plain good ol' cussing! 235 00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:52,397 - Sweetty... - Yes? 236 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:53,938 ...where is all the stuff? 237 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:57,688 I sold everything. It fetched 32,000. 238 00:17:58,938 --> 00:18:01,730 What? You-- You sold... 239 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:08,438 Are you fuckin' crazy? You emptied the entire house? 240 00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:10,855 Don't yell like a banshee. 241 00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:14,063 Most of the stuff was from my dowry anyway. 242 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,272 You should be thanking me. I've made your life easier. 243 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,397 Now you won't have to pay for the Weightover program. 244 00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:21,813 - You just have to pay 60,000 for the-- - Where is Grandpa? 245 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,563 What? He is right here. 246 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,563 Well, that cupboard... 247 00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:40,230 Yes, tell me quickly. Yes, yes. I know that place. 248 00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:44,188 I hope all the stuff is there. 249 00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:47,938 Sir, what is so important that you couldn't wait till morning? 250 00:18:48,063 --> 00:18:49,980 I'll tell all that later. First open the truck. 251 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,772 The night is ruined. 252 00:18:57,147 --> 00:18:58,688 Here, have a look. 253 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,188 I'm telling you, there is nothing in there. 254 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,438 You keep quiet. 255 00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:12,397 Oh, no. 256 00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,230 Oh, shit! What the fuck! 257 00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,522 What's the big problem? It's not as if he died or anything. 258 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:23,063 You told me not to cover him with the blanket! 259 00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:24,897 So, I put him in the cupboard this time. 260 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,438 I even kept a water bottle inside. I've got a heart too, y'know. 261 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:30,313 If only you had given me the money, I wouldn't have had to sell all this. 262 00:19:30,397 --> 00:19:34,105 If you are so fed up with me, why don't you just leave me? 263 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:36,855 Leave you? 264 00:19:37,813 --> 00:19:42,730 I'll leave this house in a coffin. 265 00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:47,438 I know what you men want. 266 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:21,730 Hope you are not busy? 267 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,522 See, Raghu calling. 268 00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:35,813 C'mon, take the call. 269 00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:39,938 - Speak! - Hello. 270 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,647 Wow! Good to hear your voice. What did I say? 271 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:47,938 Installments-- Installments. 272 00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:49,688 The installments should be paid on time. 273 00:20:50,397 --> 00:20:51,730 And what if you don't pay on time? 274 00:20:52,105 --> 00:20:54,730 Then I'll have to return the whole amount in one go. 275 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,230 Nice! 276 00:20:59,647 --> 00:21:03,980 Next Monday... I need the whole 2.5 million. Clear? 277 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,563 Or you'll have a very nasty Tuesday. 278 00:21:07,105 --> 00:21:08,397 - Are we clear? - Yes. 279 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,105 Good! Hang up now. Don't raise my fuckin' bill. 280 00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:21,397 Cust-- Cust-- Must be customers. 281 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,605 Customer. Hey! Open the door! 282 00:21:26,188 --> 00:21:28,605 Go on! Get the door. 283 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:32,063 If he doesn't earn, how'll he repay the loan? 284 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,772 Can you show us little lacys? 285 00:21:36,022 --> 00:21:38,188 A white netted one for me and a plain one for her. 286 00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:42,897 Madan! Take out a 32B and a 34D. 287 00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:45,772 Let me help you. 288 00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:49,022 I'll fetch it, Brij, sir. Please tell me where it is kept. 289 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,938 There you go. B for you... 290 00:21:58,438 --> 00:22:00,230 and D for you. 291 00:22:05,397 --> 00:22:06,480 Thank you. 292 00:22:08,355 --> 00:22:10,355 You are a killer, dude! 293 00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:14,855 Just one look and you sized them up. 294 00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:18,105 Wonderful! Man, you are a true artist! 295 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,480 Nice! Nice. 296 00:22:22,313 --> 00:22:26,105 Y'know what? Take an additional day. From my side. Okay? 297 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,105 So, Tuesday then? 298 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,563 Right? 299 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,105 Keep the money. 300 00:22:38,522 --> 00:22:40,855 It's your hard-earned income. Keep it. 301 00:22:43,022 --> 00:22:44,522 Pick up the phone on time, fucker! 302 00:22:59,105 --> 00:23:00,480 Hang on... 303 00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:02,438 - What's wrong? - Sorry. 304 00:23:06,313 --> 00:23:07,730 - Please wait. - You just can't do it. 305 00:23:07,813 --> 00:23:10,188 - Don't leave. Simmi, please wait. - Get off me. 306 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:15,188 - Simmi, please wait. Simmi, sorry. - What's wrong with you today? 307 00:23:15,688 --> 00:23:19,772 - Simmi, let's try once more, please! - We have already tried three times. 308 00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:22,355 It's so hot inside the car. 309 00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:24,563 This trash of yours doesn't even have AC. 310 00:23:24,855 --> 00:23:26,397 Simmi, one minute. 311 00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:30,272 Simmi. 312 00:23:34,522 --> 00:23:35,897 Sorry, Simmi. 313 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,230 Hand me the iPhone. 314 00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:48,397 My life is totally screwed up right now. Suri's got me trapped. 315 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:53,730 I have Raghu's loan on my head. I'm just stressed. Just can't get it up. 316 00:23:56,647 --> 00:23:57,522 Look here. 317 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,188 How do I look? 318 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,313 It would've been better if we'd met earlier. 319 00:24:05,938 --> 00:24:10,313 Earlier, when? Ten years back? When I was 14? 320 00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:16,105 Simmi! 321 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:20,022 I am sick of meeting secretly. 322 00:24:21,563 --> 00:24:24,563 Why don't we run away? 323 00:24:28,522 --> 00:24:29,938 Will you come with me? 324 00:24:32,022 --> 00:24:36,522 - Will you take me with you? - I'll take you wherever you want to go. 325 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:43,522 How about Bangkok? We'll get massages. I'll go crazy shopping. 326 00:24:46,272 --> 00:24:47,230 I love you. 327 00:24:47,688 --> 00:24:48,938 What? What did you say? 328 00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:53,105 I love you. 329 00:25:00,813 --> 00:25:04,813 I used to be a fat man before. People laughed at me. 330 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,397 I need two or three packs, 331 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:10,563 and a dimple on my left cheek. Just like that movie star, 332 00:25:10,688 --> 00:25:12,147 she has one on her right cheek... 333 00:25:13,188 --> 00:25:14,980 So pleased by your presence. 334 00:25:16,272 --> 00:25:17,438 Give him the check. 335 00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:22,355 But this program has helped me tremendously. 336 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,230 {\an8}- This one. - I'm a changed man now. 337 00:25:26,397 --> 00:25:29,147 {\an8}- Note it. - My friends acknowledge me now. 338 00:25:29,522 --> 00:25:34,022 My life has turned around. It's as if I'm a new person. 339 00:25:34,647 --> 00:25:39,647 I'm in love with myself. I'm so much more confident now. 340 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,605 I'm confident enough to have a conversation now. 341 00:25:42,938 --> 00:25:44,605 Even conversations with women. 342 00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:47,813 Excuse me. Hang on, these two are two different men. 343 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:55,688 You've pasted the same face on the bodies of these two men. 344 00:25:56,272 --> 00:26:00,188 Not at all, sir. You're mistaken. They are the same person. 345 00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:03,230 That's what we do here, transform. 346 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,188 Yes, I don’t have any worries now. 347 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:10,480 As cited in the Bhagavad Gita, like we wear different clothes every day, 348 00:26:11,063 --> 00:26:15,272 similarly, souls leave one body and take refuge in another, for rebirth. 349 00:26:16,563 --> 00:26:20,188 Who am I to question the word of God? It's mentioned in the Gita after all. 350 00:26:24,313 --> 00:26:25,188 Amar. 351 00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:28,272 Amar Sethi. 352 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:33,147 Hello... I'm Amar Sethi. 353 00:26:34,522 --> 00:26:37,772 Namaste. Myself, Amar Sethi. 354 00:26:41,147 --> 00:26:43,438 Amar Sethi. Myself, Amar Sethi. 355 00:26:44,647 --> 00:26:46,355 Amar. Amar Sethi. 356 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,063 Now, my spirit can't live in two separate bodies, can it? 357 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:54,022 So, for Amar Sethi to be born, Brij Mohan must die. 358 00:27:01,605 --> 00:27:03,397 - Why do you need a dead body? - What? 359 00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:08,355 Oh... I... I work in a medical college. Students there need it. 360 00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:13,105 I have a female body. It'll cost you 10,000. 361 00:27:13,438 --> 00:27:17,105 She was found at the Haryana border. There's a steady supply from there. 362 00:27:17,188 --> 00:27:21,147 No. No, please. A female won't do. We need a man. Someone my size? 363 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,647 It's for research, y'know. 364 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:30,855 According to Google, every person has six look-alikes in this world. 365 00:27:31,605 --> 00:27:33,355 I can't even find fuckin' one of mine. 366 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,022 Are you blind? Motherfucker! 367 00:29:00,188 --> 00:29:04,063 - Sorry. - Gupta... I am back! 368 00:29:07,355 --> 00:29:08,522 Gotcha! 369 00:29:13,897 --> 00:29:14,855 Show me the money. 370 00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:19,022 Sir, today is Monday. 371 00:29:19,397 --> 00:29:22,397 Dude, I couldn't control it. Tell me, where is my money? 372 00:29:22,688 --> 00:29:25,105 Sir, I am having it arranged. 373 00:29:26,022 --> 00:29:27,772 I will get you the money by tomorrow for sure. 374 00:29:27,897 --> 00:29:28,980 You're having it arranged? 375 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:40,563 Are they fucking tomatoes? Will you pick them up from a mart? 376 00:29:40,688 --> 00:29:43,022 Sir, I will definitely give you the money tomorrow. Promise. 377 00:29:44,688 --> 00:29:47,855 Will you? Certainly? 378 00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:55,355 Sir, the door's jammed. It won't open. 379 00:29:59,438 --> 00:30:01,563 - You think I am a fucking idiot. - No... 380 00:30:01,647 --> 00:30:04,688 If you don't have it on Monday, will God himself fucking gift you it tomorrow! 381 00:30:04,772 --> 00:30:07,313 Sir, I have promised. By tomorrow morning-- 382 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:16,980 Right now, I have shoved this in your mouth. 383 00:30:18,105 --> 00:30:21,647 If you don't pay by tonight, I will shoot it through your ass. 384 00:30:24,147 --> 00:30:26,230 Speed it up. Speed it up, you fucker! 385 00:30:28,063 --> 00:30:32,355 I think our ass is the weakest part of our body. 386 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,730 Whenever there is a screw up, your ass is the first thing to get kicked. 387 00:30:36,105 --> 00:30:39,938 It gets busted, screwed, ripped and fried as well. 388 00:30:41,022 --> 00:30:42,105 Have you ever heard... 389 00:30:44,105 --> 00:30:45,355 I will burn your ears... 390 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:49,272 I will screw your nose? 391 00:30:52,105 --> 00:30:55,063 My luck is totally fucked right now. 392 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,730 I wasted a lot of time on that stupid plan to change my identity to Amar Sethi. 393 00:30:59,105 --> 00:31:00,855 These things only happen in story books. 394 00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:05,063 In real life, if I don't pay Raghu by tonight, he will surely screw up my ass. 395 00:31:34,938 --> 00:31:38,522 Okay. Listen, Karta, got a client here. 396 00:31:41,188 --> 00:31:44,855 Wow, Gupta. What a surprise! You have made me a happy man! 397 00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:46,563 Seems like you know how to keep your word. 398 00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,605 - Sir, actually-- - Come on in! 399 00:31:51,022 --> 00:31:52,063 Come on in! 400 00:32:00,272 --> 00:32:04,272 Come on in, Gupta. We mustn't let easy money slip away from our palms. 401 00:32:08,647 --> 00:32:09,938 Watch your step here. 402 00:32:17,897 --> 00:32:19,522 Pull up a chair. 403 00:32:22,813 --> 00:32:25,897 Here we go. 404 00:32:30,063 --> 00:32:31,188 What the fuck! 405 00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:38,522 Sir, I could only manage 700,000 after selling the gowns. 406 00:32:39,063 --> 00:32:41,897 I will pay up everything. Please. I am not running away anywhere. 407 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:50,105 - You think this is some kind of a joke! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry... 408 00:32:50,897 --> 00:32:54,605 - You think I am an idiot! - Sir, please don't hit me. 409 00:32:56,355 --> 00:33:00,272 You think I am an idiot! 410 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,980 Sir, please don't hit me. Hitting me won't get you the money! 411 00:33:05,063 --> 00:33:06,605 Let's-- Let's sit and talk peacefully. 412 00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:09,355 Now you will teach me how to get my money! 413 00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:12,563 You think you are that smart. I am not worried about the money. 414 00:33:12,647 --> 00:33:14,813 I will sell your house and your shop and get my-- 415 00:33:17,188 --> 00:33:18,105 Sir! 416 00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:24,522 Sir? 417 00:33:26,022 --> 00:33:27,772 Sorry. Sorry, sir. 418 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,022 Sir, please get up. 419 00:33:36,022 --> 00:33:37,438 Is anybody there? 420 00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,772 Please get up, for heaven's sake. 421 00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:02,980 No, no. No. This did not happen! 422 00:35:03,522 --> 00:35:07,438 My goodness. It happened. It actually happened! 423 00:35:09,897 --> 00:35:12,022 It's not a dream. It's not a dream! 424 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,438 - Sir. - What the fuck! 425 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:23,480 Motherfucker, did you put gas on me? You're trying to light me up? 426 00:37:23,605 --> 00:37:28,063 Sorry, sir, it happened by mistake. The gas fell on you! 427 00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,522 Brij. 428 00:39:01,897 --> 00:39:02,813 Brij! 429 00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:05,647 Brij! 430 00:39:08,688 --> 00:39:11,188 Simmi, it's me, Brij! 431 00:39:12,147 --> 00:39:13,355 What have you done to yourself? 432 00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:15,522 You look like a fucking alien. 433 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:21,980 - I got scared, you know. - Not an alien, Amar Sethi. 434 00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,855 From now on, I am Amar Sethi. 435 00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:27,272 Now you just wait, we will 436 00:39:27,522 --> 00:39:30,897 go to Bangkok, Malaysia and trot the whole wide world together! 437 00:39:31,730 --> 00:39:33,480 I want to buy the stars and moon for you! 438 00:39:37,105 --> 00:39:42,855 It's a new beginning from now on. Small family, always a happy family. 439 00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:46,730 Wait, where is my chewing gum, Brij? 440 00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:55,605 And it's not Brij anymore. It's Amar Sethi. 441 00:39:56,147 --> 00:39:59,105 Then, where the hell has Brij gone? 442 00:40:00,313 --> 00:40:01,938 I don't know where the hell he is. 443 00:40:02,022 --> 00:40:05,063 He has been gone for the past four days. What do I do? 444 00:40:05,647 --> 00:40:07,938 Sir, she is blatantly lying. She was the one who gave me 445 00:40:08,022 --> 00:40:09,397 the check at the Weightover office. 446 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,855 Now the check has bounced so she is blaming it on her husband. 447 00:40:11,938 --> 00:40:13,105 Shut the fuck up. 448 00:40:14,147 --> 00:40:15,772 Your husband's been missing for four days. 449 00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:17,813 - Yes. - Why haven't you reported it yet? 450 00:40:18,605 --> 00:40:24,230 Sir, I don't know how to handle it. Every now and then he goes missing. 451 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,938 He tells me that he is going to get stock for his shop. 452 00:40:27,105 --> 00:40:29,522 Then I have to take care of his old crippled grandfather. 453 00:40:29,605 --> 00:40:30,605 He is a complete invalid. 454 00:40:31,105 --> 00:40:34,397 How can a poor woman like me handle all these things alone? 455 00:40:34,647 --> 00:40:37,188 Now the check has also bounced. I don't know what to do. 456 00:40:37,438 --> 00:40:40,188 - Sir, please report the matter-- - Stop fucking boiling your blood. 457 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,980 A report will be filed against the guy who wrote the check. 458 00:40:43,063 --> 00:40:45,063 Get me that guy first then I will report the matter. 459 00:40:45,147 --> 00:40:47,188 - But, sir-- - I will tear you apart if you say anything 460 00:40:47,272 --> 00:40:48,147 Get lost! 461 00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:52,563 Very thanks, sir. 462 00:40:52,688 --> 00:40:53,938 - Send her in. - Okay. 463 00:40:54,147 --> 00:40:57,647 Ma'am, please go in. Yes. Sir has called you in. 464 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,897 Ask him yourself. Please go in. 465 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:06,397 Do you have a photograph or a contact number for your husband? 466 00:41:06,563 --> 00:41:07,855 Yes, here. 467 00:41:14,855 --> 00:41:18,980 People always try to take advantage of wives in the absence of their husbands. 468 00:41:23,897 --> 00:41:25,230 Do you miss your husband? 469 00:41:30,563 --> 00:41:35,272 I have always been alone. He was hardly at home. 470 00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:37,313 Now he has left me to flounder. 471 00:41:39,605 --> 00:41:42,688 Please don't cry. Here, please. 472 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:51,230 Old Spice! I love Old Spice. 473 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,605 Did your husband wear it? 474 00:41:57,355 --> 00:41:59,355 No. He never cared for such things. 475 00:42:00,897 --> 00:42:02,397 Collecting perfumes is my hobby. 476 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:07,813 It's a good hobby. 477 00:42:14,105 --> 00:42:18,438 Anyone who thinks of leaving you should get their eyes checked. 478 00:42:21,938 --> 00:42:23,647 Brij's contact details. 479 00:42:30,022 --> 00:42:32,397 You can keep it. You like Old Spice, don't you? 480 00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:37,230 Not just on handkerchiefs. 481 00:42:50,147 --> 00:42:52,355 Sir, it's fully roasted. 482 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:01,355 - Looks like a woman to me. - True that. 483 00:43:07,730 --> 00:43:10,605 - Handle the remains properly. - Yes, sir. 484 00:43:13,938 --> 00:43:16,897 Sir, I am dying to hear the good news. 485 00:43:18,022 --> 00:43:21,730 Okay, sir. I'll be there in the evening. 486 00:43:29,397 --> 00:43:32,647 Dude, I cannot get your transfer done now. 487 00:43:35,938 --> 00:43:37,522 They are asking for three million. 488 00:43:38,563 --> 00:43:41,480 Didn't we agree on two? An extra million for what? 489 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,272 You have a pathetic record. 490 00:43:45,313 --> 00:43:47,938 You have just four solved cases to your name in the past two years. 491 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,438 I took care of that as well. 492 00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:53,688 But you've got to keep your shit together. 493 00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:56,813 I hear a criminal named Surjeet escaped from your custody. 494 00:43:57,772 --> 00:44:00,480 What! When did that happen? 495 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:04,022 Wow! A guy escapes from right under your nose, 496 00:44:04,522 --> 00:44:05,855 and you have no clue. 497 00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:14,105 Bastard! You helped Surjeet escape! 498 00:44:14,188 --> 00:44:17,313 Sir, you said the seniors were breathing down your neck to meet the weekly target. 499 00:44:17,397 --> 00:44:19,855 So, I let him off. That 25,000 which I gave you was from him. 500 00:44:20,188 --> 00:44:22,563 What? That 25 was from Surjeet? You get down! 501 00:44:22,688 --> 00:44:24,480 Sorry. Forgive me, sir. 502 00:44:24,855 --> 00:44:29,188 - I won't let you off so easily. - Sorry, sir! Why are you hitting me? 503 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,605 Because of you, I will have to shell out a million more! 504 00:44:31,688 --> 00:44:34,147 - Your pop in law will pay for it? - Sir, please. 505 00:44:37,147 --> 00:44:39,105 Don't even think of coming out. 506 00:44:41,522 --> 00:44:45,563 - What are you looking for? - A man is dead and nobody gives a fuck. 507 00:44:48,522 --> 00:44:50,855 Let me go and check some more newspapers at the reception. 508 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,855 Ask someone to collect the laundry from here. 509 00:44:57,063 --> 00:44:58,105 Who's dead now? 510 00:45:13,772 --> 00:45:14,647 Simmi? 511 00:45:18,188 --> 00:45:20,230 - Simmi? - The cuckoo flew away? 512 00:45:22,355 --> 00:45:27,230 Don't worry, she hasn't flown away till now. But she will fly away soon. 513 00:45:29,938 --> 00:45:32,647 Hurry up, lover boy. She is in the other room. 514 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,938 Right now, she has just started. 515 00:45:35,147 --> 00:45:38,772 - If you're late, she'll get laid. - Move! 516 00:45:41,147 --> 00:45:47,272 Twenty-one, 22, 23, 24... 517 00:45:47,438 --> 00:45:50,647 Brij, just look at his body! He is just unstoppable! 518 00:45:50,938 --> 00:45:55,022 - ...25. - Simmi, let's go to the room. 519 00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:56,855 Only five more left. Come on, let's do it. 520 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,772 - ...26-- - Let's go! 521 00:46:04,313 --> 00:46:08,147 How many times have I told you, I am Amar Sethi, not Brij. 522 00:46:09,772 --> 00:46:11,188 It's not funny, Simmi! 523 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,730 - Listen to me. - You listen to me! 524 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:19,730 I am so done with this hotel! There is no entertainment at all! 525 00:46:20,313 --> 00:46:22,188 There is such a big sale going on in Big Bazaar. 526 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,563 All my friends have gone shopping there. They kept calling me. I can't call anyone. 527 00:46:26,188 --> 00:46:29,105 You don't even let me call anybody! I am a fucking prisoner here! 528 00:46:34,688 --> 00:46:37,147 I am so sorry, Simmi. 529 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:43,188 It's just a matter of couple of days. We will be in Bangkok in no time. 530 00:46:45,855 --> 00:46:49,688 There is no cable TV here. No shows. I haven't seen Big Boss for so long. 531 00:46:50,647 --> 00:46:54,438 There is no bloody Wi-Fi as well, I get so bored here. 532 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,938 And we haven't even had sex for so long. 533 00:46:59,188 --> 00:47:02,438 Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am fucking an alien. 534 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:05,522 It's just ridiculous. 535 00:47:06,813 --> 00:47:07,938 I have an idea! 536 00:47:15,313 --> 00:47:17,605 - How do I look? - Smoking hot. 537 00:47:23,563 --> 00:47:27,147 I think it's a great idea. We will make loads of masks. 538 00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:29,980 Sometimes Tom Cruise, sometimes Shah Rukh Khan. 539 00:47:39,188 --> 00:47:40,272 {\an8}What happened? 540 00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:45,230 Now you look scarier than an alien. 541 00:47:46,855 --> 00:47:49,855 What's the hurry? Oh, it's you. 542 00:47:51,022 --> 00:47:52,647 You could have called. 543 00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:55,522 You took me by surprise! At least I would have been presentable. 544 00:47:55,647 --> 00:47:59,855 Please don't take them off. You look so dashing. 545 00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:06,397 I can smell Old Spice from here. 546 00:48:06,938 --> 00:48:09,688 I just love it. It's my favorite perfume! 547 00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:14,230 - Can you come with me? - Anytime. 548 00:48:14,897 --> 00:48:15,938 Not like that. 549 00:48:18,855 --> 00:48:20,105 This... 550 00:48:24,355 --> 00:48:26,897 We have found a burnt car... and a dead body in it. 551 00:51:04,105 --> 00:51:05,772 What? What is this? 552 00:51:10,438 --> 00:51:11,522 What's this, Simmi? 553 00:51:11,813 --> 00:51:15,397 I have been telling you that I need to go shopping. 554 00:51:16,813 --> 00:51:18,188 But you don't care. 555 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:21,855 Now you'll know what it feels like to not have any fresh clothes to wear. 556 00:51:22,938 --> 00:51:24,647 Are you fucking out of your mind? 557 00:51:26,022 --> 00:51:28,147 What do you mean by, "You don't have clothes"? 558 00:51:28,230 --> 00:51:30,105 You have got these two huge bags full of clothes! 559 00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:32,647 All the clothes are dirty. 560 00:51:33,772 --> 00:51:35,897 And you promised me that you will buy new ones for me. 561 00:51:36,938 --> 00:51:38,480 That we will go to Bangkok. 562 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:41,105 Is this shit hole your Bangkok? 563 00:51:42,355 --> 00:51:44,980 I am so fucking fed up of staying in this hotel. 564 00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:48,938 I can't go out, I can't call anybody. I can't even sleep with you. 565 00:51:49,938 --> 00:51:51,605 Nor will you let me sleep with someone else. 566 00:51:56,022 --> 00:51:57,980 What? You want to sleep with someone else? 567 00:51:59,938 --> 00:52:02,355 Did you come here to have sex? 568 00:52:05,272 --> 00:52:07,730 - I am talking to you! - I am only 24! I want to have sex! 569 00:52:07,855 --> 00:52:09,938 I really, really, really want to have sex. I love sex! 570 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,980 Simmi, please don't cry. 571 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:34,522 It didn't hurt, I am not even upset. 572 00:52:35,772 --> 00:52:40,272 I am not crying because of that. I have spoiled my nails. 573 00:52:42,105 --> 00:52:44,105 It took me eons to paint my nails. 574 00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:48,605 - Don't worry, I will paint them for you. - You won't be able to do it. 575 00:52:48,897 --> 00:52:51,688 Let me try at least. 576 00:52:52,688 --> 00:52:55,522 - It is all ruined - See, I am painting it right. 577 00:53:31,563 --> 00:53:33,563 The death certificate is ready. 578 00:53:41,897 --> 00:53:44,647 Now the financial growth news in detail. 579 00:53:44,772 --> 00:53:48,355 India can surpass China this year. It is an estimation by the... 580 00:54:36,938 --> 00:54:40,147 Do you only undress when you're off-duty? 581 00:54:51,438 --> 00:54:53,480 THREE EX-MINISTERS OUT IN THE FIRST POLL LIST. 582 00:54:54,563 --> 00:54:58,188 JWALA HEDI HOSIERY OWNER DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT 583 00:55:18,855 --> 00:55:20,230 He is so shy! 584 00:55:27,188 --> 00:55:29,522 - Where are you off to? - I am going to do laundry. 585 00:55:29,688 --> 00:55:33,355 Get rid of these dirty clothes. I will buy you new ones now! 586 00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:36,522 Just look here. The news is out that I am dead. 587 00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:39,147 How can you be dead? I don't get it. 588 00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:41,772 - I will explain. Let's go to the room. - Let go and drop my clothes. 589 00:55:41,855 --> 00:55:43,605 - Drop those later. - I will be back in no time. 590 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,522 I will keep one million out of the 2.5. 591 00:56:08,147 --> 00:56:09,188 No, 400,000. 592 00:56:16,438 --> 00:56:17,897 Were you running away with the money? 593 00:56:21,438 --> 00:56:24,855 I did all this for you and you were leaving me for the money. 594 00:56:25,063 --> 00:56:27,063 What the fuck should I do then? Get married to you? 595 00:56:27,147 --> 00:56:30,355 - You look like shit! - Leave it! Leave it, I said! 596 00:56:34,938 --> 00:56:38,688 - Is money the only thing you want? - Yes. I want the money. Let go of my hand. 597 00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:42,147 - You came with me only because of money? - Get the fuck away from me! 598 00:56:42,230 --> 00:56:45,105 - Don't you raise your voice to me! - I will! I am not fucking scared of you! 599 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,563 Simmi! Simmi! 600 00:56:56,855 --> 00:56:58,647 - Eight hundred thousand. - Six hundred thousand. 601 00:57:03,897 --> 00:57:05,188 Simmi, what's happening inside? 602 00:57:06,272 --> 00:57:07,855 Simmi, what's happening inside? 603 00:57:09,355 --> 00:57:11,188 Simmi! Simmi, open the door! 604 00:57:12,313 --> 00:57:17,355 Simmi, what's happening inside? Simmi! Simmi, open the door! 605 00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:23,438 Simmi, open the door! Simmi, are you okay? 606 00:57:32,855 --> 00:57:36,313 Simmi! Simmi! Simmi! 607 00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:40,022 Simmi, what's happening inside? Simmi, open the door! 608 00:57:41,063 --> 00:57:44,480 Simmi! 609 00:57:44,813 --> 00:57:46,063 Simmi, open the door! 610 00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:48,605 Simmi, are you okay? 611 00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:53,647 Simmi, open the door! Simmi! 612 00:57:57,188 --> 00:58:00,147 Simmi, what's happening inside? Simmi! 613 00:58:01,397 --> 00:58:04,230 Simmi open the door! Simmi! 614 00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:06,188 What's the hurry? Why are you creating a ruckus? 615 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,105 Oh, sorry, I thought... 616 00:59:13,563 --> 00:59:18,147 - Are you checking out today? - No. I have to drop this somewhere. 617 00:59:18,938 --> 00:59:20,897 I have already paid an advance till Sunday. 618 00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:43,313 Sir, please enter the address in the app. 619 00:59:44,938 --> 00:59:47,272 The GPS will track the location on its own. 620 00:59:47,938 --> 00:59:50,897 We have been looking in the dark for more than half an hour now. 621 00:59:56,230 --> 00:59:59,063 Please, pull over here. 622 01:01:37,022 --> 01:01:42,563 Dude, a stolen mobile has been traced. We've got to look for it. 623 01:01:43,688 --> 01:01:48,855 It's a fucked-up place, man. Nothing big ever gets stolen here. 624 01:02:28,147 --> 01:02:29,938 Where's your cuckoo? 625 01:02:32,147 --> 01:02:33,188 Gone? 626 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,563 - Are you free now? - Nothing's free, honey. 627 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:40,605 - You've got to pay. - Yeah, I know. 628 01:02:41,605 --> 01:02:45,355 Nobody even gives a shit for free here. Let's go. 629 01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:13,855 Amar Sethi? 630 01:03:17,355 --> 01:03:18,938 Where did you buy this mobile? 631 01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:27,188 Wait! Get him! Don't let him go! 632 01:03:31,063 --> 01:03:32,688 Get him. Get him! 633 01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:37,480 What happened? I bought it from the second's market. 634 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,438 Why the fuck were you running away then? You think we are fucking idiots? 635 01:03:41,188 --> 01:03:43,522 So the insurance guys won't bother me anymore? 636 01:03:43,730 --> 01:03:45,480 No, they won't. 637 01:03:45,980 --> 01:03:49,397 Had they known that the car didn't burn in an accident... 638 01:03:50,063 --> 01:03:51,313 they wouldn't have paid a penny. 639 01:03:57,772 --> 01:03:59,272 Can't we go home now? 640 01:04:00,813 --> 01:04:02,522 I will swing by in the night to get my share. 641 01:04:03,147 --> 01:04:05,313 I've also got to pick up part of the insurance money. 642 01:04:08,563 --> 01:04:09,438 Yeah. 643 01:04:09,563 --> 01:04:11,480 Sir, we have nabbed someone by the name Amar Sethi 644 01:04:11,605 --> 01:04:13,355 in possession of Brij Mohan's phone. 645 01:04:13,438 --> 01:04:15,438 He has got 600,000 to 700,000 in cash on him as well. 646 01:04:15,605 --> 01:04:16,855 - Don't let him go. - Yes, sir. 647 01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:18,355 - And listen. - Yes, sir. 648 01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:21,480 - Keep the cash off the records. - Yes, sir. 649 01:04:28,438 --> 01:04:30,022 Did you shave your hair off as a ritual? 650 01:04:31,688 --> 01:04:35,188 - Did someone die in your family? - No. I have a hair disorder. 651 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:36,147 Disorder? 652 01:04:55,855 --> 01:04:56,897 Name? 653 01:04:58,438 --> 01:05:00,855 Amar Sethi. 654 01:05:02,730 --> 01:05:05,855 Sir, I didn't steal the phone. 655 01:05:08,688 --> 01:05:10,438 - Sir, please, please! - Don't move! Be seated. 656 01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:32,230 - Soma! - Yes, sir! 657 01:05:32,855 --> 01:05:34,647 - Have you filed the report? - Yes, sir! 658 01:05:34,813 --> 01:05:35,772 Lock him up. 659 01:05:36,313 --> 01:05:38,105 Sir, but why are you putting me in the lock up? 660 01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:42,063 - I haven't stolen anything! - Come on, move it! Move it. Get in. 661 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:46,480 - I haven't stolen anything! - Come on, move it! Move it. Get in. 662 01:06:05,855 --> 01:06:07,605 Dude, move away! 663 01:06:11,355 --> 01:06:16,063 Bro, you are a petty mobile thief. Bunty is the king of kidnapping. 664 01:06:16,647 --> 01:06:19,772 He is way up in the line. You better not get in his way. 665 01:06:42,438 --> 01:06:45,813 - What about the rest? - Search me. 666 01:06:56,105 --> 01:06:58,022 Here's your six pack. 667 01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:01,897 Nice. 668 01:07:03,063 --> 01:07:04,647 Tell me something. 669 01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:10,438 What if Brij Mohan is alive and not dead. 670 01:07:12,188 --> 01:07:13,230 What would you do then? 671 01:07:15,230 --> 01:07:18,063 I will snuff out his life with my bare hands. 672 01:07:38,105 --> 01:07:39,313 Did you get your hand stamped? 673 01:07:40,272 --> 01:07:41,147 Stamp? 674 01:07:41,355 --> 01:07:44,105 You only get food here when you get stamped. 675 01:07:45,272 --> 01:07:46,438 No, I haven't got stamped. 676 01:07:53,147 --> 01:07:54,230 Somebody please help me! 677 01:07:56,022 --> 01:07:57,605 Your internet sucks! 678 01:07:57,855 --> 01:08:03,063 The connection was down the whole night. Now the torrent is also not working. 679 01:08:03,522 --> 01:08:05,897 If its been shut down, then who the fuck is going to start it? 680 01:08:06,230 --> 01:08:10,063 - What am I paying you for? - Why are you taking my blood? 681 01:08:10,188 --> 01:08:13,688 Who is the doctor here? You or me? "Why are you taking my blood?" 682 01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:15,897 Let's go. 683 01:08:17,438 --> 01:08:20,438 Sir, please believe me. I didn't steal the mobile. 684 01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:23,563 I've been slogging my ass off here for the past 15 years. 685 01:08:23,647 --> 01:08:24,522 But, sir-- 686 01:08:24,605 --> 01:08:26,813 What the fuck do you think I'm talking here! 687 01:08:30,188 --> 01:08:31,563 Our law is totally fucked up. 688 01:08:32,522 --> 01:08:34,272 If you confess to stealing the mobile 689 01:08:34,355 --> 01:08:36,230 then you will be a free man in a couple of days. 690 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,480 But if you don't, then you will rot in the prison while your trial is on. 691 01:08:42,355 --> 01:08:43,230 Eat. 692 01:08:55,272 --> 01:08:57,188 They fuck asses in prison. Literally. 693 01:08:58,813 --> 01:09:00,897 And you look like a blooming virgin from all sides. 694 01:09:01,230 --> 01:09:04,188 Agree to committing this theft. You have a hearing tomorrow. 695 01:09:05,063 --> 01:09:07,980 If you get stuck with those black coat vampires... 696 01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:11,938 they will suck every drop of your blood till you drop dead. 697 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,397 Got it? 698 01:09:16,688 --> 01:09:19,772 You have all night, think about it. Eat something. 699 01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:40,313 Sir, your brother-in-law is the judge, please help me get out of this mess. 700 01:09:41,022 --> 01:09:45,980 I can easily arrange for around two million. Whenever, you let me know. 701 01:09:46,230 --> 01:09:48,730 Sir, I am Amar Sethi. 702 01:09:49,063 --> 01:09:52,230 I have been charged with mobile theft. Will I be acquitted on all accounts? 703 01:09:53,188 --> 01:09:55,147 It's a petty crime. Don't bloody disturb me. 704 01:09:55,647 --> 01:09:57,522 Go and stand in the line. 705 01:09:59,438 --> 01:10:03,563 - Bunty, did you say two million? - Yes, sir. 706 01:10:20,105 --> 01:10:22,730 Hope you guys are fine. Did the police beat you up? 707 01:10:24,022 --> 01:10:26,522 What happened to your face? Did the police do this to you? 708 01:10:28,813 --> 01:10:31,022 No, sir. This is an old wound. 709 01:10:31,230 --> 01:10:34,272 But this-- This happened while in police custody. 710 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:38,980 Sir, he tried to commit suicide. I had to restrain him. 711 01:10:39,313 --> 01:10:41,938 It's a lie! I didn't do anything. You can ask the police officer. 712 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:44,355 What's your name? 713 01:10:45,897 --> 01:10:46,980 Amar Sethi. 714 01:10:51,355 --> 01:10:52,397 What is his case about? 715 01:10:54,313 --> 01:10:56,522 Sir, he is Amar Sethi, 716 01:10:56,855 --> 01:11:01,313 and he has been caught by the police for stealing Brij Mohan Gupta's iPhone. 717 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:07,605 - This iPhone was found in his possession. - Did you steal the phone? 718 01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:14,813 Yes, sir. I stole it by mistake. 719 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,563 This is my first crime ever. 720 01:11:17,688 --> 01:11:22,522 Please pardon this mistake of mine. 721 01:11:24,397 --> 01:11:25,563 Prosecution. 722 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:29,813 Sir, during the police investigation... 723 01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,897 This is his blood report, it matches with the handkerchief. 724 01:11:35,355 --> 01:11:38,188 Okay. Sir, during the brilliant police investigation 725 01:11:38,272 --> 01:11:39,438 certain evidence was found. 726 01:11:39,855 --> 01:11:42,813 A hanky was found with blood stains on it. 727 01:11:43,188 --> 01:11:47,522 But the blood is not of Brij Mohan, but it is Amar Sethi's. 728 01:11:49,063 --> 01:11:52,272 The police strongly feels that not only did Amar Sethi 729 01:11:52,730 --> 01:11:55,813 steal Brij Mohan's phone, but also murdered Brij Mohan Gupta. 730 01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:01,022 The police wants to take Amar Sethi in remand for five days. 731 01:12:01,605 --> 01:12:03,772 Sir, what is he talking about? It's totally absurd. 732 01:12:04,022 --> 01:12:05,897 I did not even steal the phone. 733 01:12:06,397 --> 01:12:07,605 What? 734 01:12:09,022 --> 01:12:11,188 Didn't you confess that you stole the mobile? 735 01:12:11,397 --> 01:12:14,313 I didn't steal it. The inspector asked me to confess so I did. 736 01:12:14,813 --> 01:12:16,147 I didn't kill Brij Mohan. 737 01:12:18,272 --> 01:12:22,063 If the inspector asks you to jump off a building, would you jump? 738 01:12:26,355 --> 01:12:28,688 Please strike out whatever the accused has said. 739 01:12:31,438 --> 01:12:37,522 I am approving a five-day remand... with strict directions to the police 740 01:12:37,605 --> 01:12:40,522 that a constable remain with the accused at all times. 741 01:12:40,605 --> 01:12:43,272 Sir, I haven't murdered anyone. 742 01:12:43,688 --> 01:12:47,313 Please believe me. I didn't kill Brij Mohan. 743 01:12:47,438 --> 01:12:49,022 Did you speak to your brother in law? 744 01:12:49,105 --> 01:12:51,147 Dude, wait! I have been charged with murder, man! 745 01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:53,063 Sir, I haven't committed any murder. 746 01:12:53,147 --> 01:12:54,605 - Let's go! - Please, just two minutes. 747 01:12:54,688 --> 01:12:57,355 I am being framed. I only confessed to theft. 748 01:12:57,438 --> 01:13:00,480 - I don't know anything about the murder! - Don't you worry, we will sort it out. 749 01:13:00,563 --> 01:13:02,272 Sir, please! 750 01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:07,730 Sir, you said I would be sentenced for two, three days. 751 01:13:07,813 --> 01:13:09,063 But this will screw up my life. 752 01:13:09,688 --> 01:13:13,105 - Take him away. - Come on, move! 753 01:13:13,313 --> 01:13:16,647 Sir, I haven't killed anyone. I am innocent! 754 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:17,772 Move. 755 01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:23,022 Yes, sir? 756 01:13:25,563 --> 01:13:29,313 Two million for the authorities and about 500,000. 757 01:13:29,605 --> 01:13:31,188 for miscellaneous expenses. 758 01:13:31,688 --> 01:13:34,272 Around about 2.5 million will be needed to get you out. 759 01:13:34,438 --> 01:13:36,438 - I'll have it arranged, sir. - Go. 760 01:13:41,563 --> 01:13:43,938 Why did you bring him here? 761 01:13:44,522 --> 01:13:47,188 You wanted the chair. He was tied to the chair, so I brought him here. 762 01:13:47,313 --> 01:13:49,063 Sir, I haven't killed anyone! 763 01:13:49,147 --> 01:13:51,147 Will you stop crying in a fucking loop? 764 01:13:52,105 --> 01:13:53,188 Tie him up to a stool. 765 01:13:53,647 --> 01:13:55,313 That's not available. The commode in the loo 766 01:13:55,397 --> 01:13:57,438 is broken, so, I have replaced it with the stool. 767 01:13:57,688 --> 01:14:01,897 Sir, why are you doing this to me? You know I haven't killed anyone. 768 01:14:05,855 --> 01:14:09,105 Move your ass. Move! 769 01:14:20,855 --> 01:14:24,438 Prosecution. What is the motive behind the murder? 770 01:14:27,313 --> 01:14:28,730 Motive? 771 01:14:31,522 --> 01:14:35,438 Motive... could be anything. 772 01:14:37,147 --> 01:14:38,813 This mobile could be motive! 773 01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:41,063 Sir, this phone is 60,000. 774 01:14:41,813 --> 01:14:44,813 In the last case, that Khanna was murdered for a bicycle. 775 01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,438 That bicycle was 6,500. A man was murdered for that amount. 776 01:14:48,688 --> 01:14:51,605 So 60,000 is a huge amount compared to that. 777 01:14:53,105 --> 01:14:54,063 Any objection? 778 01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:58,397 - No, sir. - What? Why not? 779 01:14:58,605 --> 01:15:00,272 This is so ridiculous. Completely absurd. 780 01:15:00,522 --> 01:15:03,147 First of all, I bought this phone and didn't steal it. 781 01:15:03,355 --> 01:15:06,480 And secondly, why would someone kill for a phone? 782 01:15:06,855 --> 01:15:08,938 I didn't kill Brij Mohan. I swear. 783 01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:11,522 We know you killed him. There's been a thorough investigation. 784 01:15:11,647 --> 01:15:14,105 It's a rubbish investigation. It's completely baseless. 785 01:15:14,313 --> 01:15:18,272 - I can't kill Brij Mohan. - Why can't you kill him? 786 01:15:20,397 --> 01:15:22,397 I am telling you, I just can't. 787 01:15:23,022 --> 01:15:27,813 Wow! Just because you say so, we all should believe you. 788 01:15:28,188 --> 01:15:30,272 All the evidence says you are the murderer. 789 01:15:30,355 --> 01:15:31,397 I know, you killed him. 790 01:15:31,522 --> 01:15:34,313 It's not possible for me to kill Brij Mohan. 791 01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:36,272 - I'm telling you that you did. - No, I didn't! 792 01:15:36,355 --> 01:15:38,313 Give me a reason, why you couldn't of murdered him? 793 01:15:38,397 --> 01:15:39,522 I mean, how can I... 794 01:15:39,897 --> 01:15:42,688 - How can I kill him when I am Brij Mohan! - What? 795 01:15:57,897 --> 01:16:03,647 I-- I am Brij Mohan Gupta. How can I be my own murderer? 796 01:16:05,897 --> 01:16:09,188 Now, a new story. 797 01:16:10,188 --> 01:16:14,938 Sir, I am telling you the truth. I am Brij Mohan. I am being framed. 798 01:16:15,688 --> 01:16:19,563 Okay, even if we believe that you are Brij. 799 01:16:20,438 --> 01:16:21,938 Then whose body was it in the car? 800 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,105 Tell me. 801 01:16:28,272 --> 01:16:30,522 How do I know whose body it was? 802 01:16:30,897 --> 01:16:35,230 I think you should come out with the truth now. 803 01:16:36,563 --> 01:16:38,897 You come up with a new story every time. 804 01:16:39,522 --> 01:16:43,730 Earlier you claimed this phone to be yours, then you denied it. 805 01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:48,397 Sometimes you say you are Amar. Now you are saying you are Brij. 806 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:55,022 Please tell me what the truth is. I am telling you, truth is power. 807 01:16:55,980 --> 01:17:00,397 If you are Brij Mohan, then whose body was it in the car? 808 01:17:05,063 --> 01:17:06,688 - He doesn't have any answer. - Raghu's body. 809 01:17:09,938 --> 01:17:11,063 Whose? 810 01:17:14,522 --> 01:17:17,605 It was Raghu. 811 01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:24,730 But... I didn't kill him. 812 01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:28,313 I had taken a loan from him 813 01:17:28,397 --> 01:17:33,647 and I wasn't able to pay him on time. So he became violent with me. 814 01:17:33,813 --> 01:17:36,480 I pushed him to save myself. But he slipped and fell down the stairs. 815 01:17:36,813 --> 01:17:41,063 By the time I reached him, he was dead already. I only burned his body. 816 01:17:41,147 --> 01:17:42,813 I didn't kill him. 817 01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:49,605 If his people ever found out that he died because of me, 818 01:17:49,813 --> 01:17:53,480 they would never leave me and my poor family alone. 819 01:17:53,772 --> 01:17:57,022 I just lied. I didn't have an option. I didn't kill anyone. 820 01:17:57,522 --> 01:17:59,147 I didn't kill anyone. 821 01:18:04,022 --> 01:18:06,730 Why were you playing us when you knew very well 822 01:18:06,855 --> 01:18:08,397 Amar and Brij were the same person? 823 01:18:08,980 --> 01:18:11,522 When Bunty walks out free you will win the case. 824 01:18:12,147 --> 01:18:14,980 People will think the police are useless. It always gets the wrong man. 825 01:18:15,272 --> 01:18:17,772 The police will not take the fall every time. 826 01:18:18,688 --> 01:18:20,147 I have worked my ass off on this case. 827 01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,105 Amar is the murderer. 828 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:26,480 I don't give a fuck if he claims to be Brij or Amar. 829 01:18:27,188 --> 01:18:28,063 We are done. 830 01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:36,938 Come on. Get a hold of yourself, guys. 831 01:18:38,438 --> 01:18:41,022 Just get some witnesses and do away with this case. 832 01:18:42,063 --> 01:18:46,647 What does it matter if he is Amar or Brij. Truth, my ass! 833 01:18:47,563 --> 01:18:50,980 Whatever I crap out will be the truth. 834 01:18:51,105 --> 01:18:55,188 Let me know if Bunty has paid. I will wrap up his case. 835 01:18:55,772 --> 01:19:01,480 I don't want any blot of pending cases on my name when I retire. 836 01:19:02,355 --> 01:19:04,188 Also, do you know someone who teaches English? 837 01:19:04,855 --> 01:19:07,230 - For your son, Bablu? - Are you nuts? 838 01:19:07,813 --> 01:19:10,397 This stenographer's English is trash. 839 01:19:10,855 --> 01:19:13,855 The first criteria for a landmark judgment is good English. 840 01:19:14,313 --> 01:19:18,272 Whenever one searches for a landmark judgment on Google, 841 01:19:18,355 --> 01:19:20,272 my judgment should pop up at the top. 842 01:19:21,897 --> 01:19:24,480 So keep your eyes open if you find one with good English. 843 01:19:31,605 --> 01:19:33,522 Asshole, you killed Raghu! 844 01:19:37,230 --> 01:19:39,938 Where the fuck is the money? Spit it out or I will slice you up! 845 01:19:40,022 --> 01:19:43,063 I have no clue what you are talking about. What money? 846 01:19:43,147 --> 01:19:44,938 I know how to make douchebags like you sing! 847 01:19:48,813 --> 01:19:51,147 I don't have any money! Believe me! 848 01:19:52,355 --> 01:19:53,397 Get his ass in line! 849 01:19:53,605 --> 01:19:57,897 What are you guys doing? Please don't! Please, no! 850 01:20:09,022 --> 01:20:10,897 I have stitched the cut on your face. 851 01:20:11,897 --> 01:20:15,397 Can't stitch the one down there. You will have to bear the pain. 852 01:20:19,647 --> 01:20:22,022 Why do you shave your head every day? Hair looks good on you. 853 01:20:22,438 --> 01:20:27,397 Do as you are told, you ass! Don't give your sermons here. 854 01:20:28,022 --> 01:20:30,980 Gandhi's experiment with truth, won us freedom... 855 01:20:31,647 --> 01:20:35,355 and mine, screwed me. 856 01:20:43,522 --> 01:20:45,980 No chance. He is not Brij for sure. 857 01:20:47,272 --> 01:20:49,022 Brij was a Rockstar. 858 01:20:50,730 --> 01:20:52,647 This one looks like a scumbag. 859 01:20:55,563 --> 01:20:58,730 - Objection? - No objection. 860 01:21:01,272 --> 01:21:03,230 Suri, sir. What are you saying? 861 01:21:04,147 --> 01:21:07,313 I am the same one! Remember, Sonam, gowns, designer babies! 862 01:21:07,397 --> 01:21:08,272 Brij... 863 01:21:10,063 --> 01:21:12,897 A-- Amar. You can't interrupt a session. 864 01:21:15,188 --> 01:21:18,188 - Next witness. - I am very sure he is Amar Sethi. 865 01:21:18,605 --> 01:21:22,980 He was staying in my lodge with a girl called Simmi for 15, 20 days. 866 01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:33,522 Of course I know him. He is Amar Sethi. 867 01:21:34,022 --> 01:21:37,605 - He is a regular at my canteen. - What the hell are you talking about, man? 868 01:21:38,022 --> 01:21:39,730 I have never seen him ever in my life before. 869 01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:44,397 - Amar, speak when it's your turn to speak. - But, sir! 870 01:21:44,522 --> 01:21:47,188 And it's important for the witness to know you, 871 01:21:47,605 --> 01:21:49,272 and not that you should know the witness. 872 01:21:51,230 --> 01:21:56,272 He is Amar Sethi. He was in the lodge with some chick. 873 01:22:05,272 --> 01:22:09,897 I am dead sure. He can't be Brij Mohan. He brings his car to my garage very often. 874 01:22:11,313 --> 01:22:15,730 - I can never miss him even in a hurry. - What's this nonsense? 875 01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:18,355 He is the same person who testified before 876 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:20,480 that-- Amar Sethi is a regular at his canteen. 877 01:22:20,813 --> 01:22:24,605 You are again interrupting a session. I told you to speak when asked. 878 01:22:26,647 --> 01:22:27,813 Do you have a canteen as well? 879 01:22:29,147 --> 01:22:30,647 Did you come as a witness sometime back? 880 01:22:30,897 --> 01:22:34,272 No, sir. I swear, this is the first time I have even stepped in a courtroom. 881 01:22:34,605 --> 01:22:37,438 - See! I told you, he is not that man! - But, sir-- 882 01:22:37,522 --> 01:22:38,980 Now, if you utter a word, 883 01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:41,647 I will conduct the entire trial in your absence. 884 01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:45,855 Thank you. Next witness. 885 01:23:06,897 --> 01:23:09,855 Do you know this man here? 886 01:23:15,063 --> 01:23:17,563 I have been told that he is claiming to be Brij Mohan. 887 01:23:22,897 --> 01:23:25,105 But I have never seen this man in my life before. 888 01:23:27,688 --> 01:23:32,188 Sweetty, don't fool around, this is not a joke! 889 01:23:33,772 --> 01:23:36,272 My Brij was the best husband ever. 890 01:23:37,605 --> 01:23:39,813 He would have been so happy to see me today. 891 01:23:40,063 --> 01:23:42,772 You know, I have lost so much weight since he has been gone. 892 01:23:43,647 --> 01:23:45,355 So, no, sir, this man is not my Brij Mohan. 893 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:48,938 Are you out of your mind? They will hang me if you say this! 894 01:23:49,313 --> 01:23:50,438 He is not my husband! 895 01:23:50,855 --> 01:23:55,105 You fucking bitch! I really should have killed you! 896 01:24:14,147 --> 01:24:16,813 You ass! Stop it! 897 01:24:26,063 --> 01:24:27,188 I have got five million. 898 01:24:38,355 --> 01:24:40,522 You will be a free man. Just tell us where the money is. 899 01:24:41,438 --> 01:24:44,730 You will sleep in your own bed tonight if you do so. 900 01:24:46,188 --> 01:24:48,480 - Where is the money? - I have buried it. 901 01:24:48,855 --> 01:24:49,855 Where? 902 01:24:49,938 --> 01:24:55,355 If I tell you that, you will hang me right away! 903 01:24:57,313 --> 01:25:00,022 I want to get my name cleared. I want an acquittal. 904 01:25:00,522 --> 01:25:03,397 The money will be yours. It's all in your hands now. 905 01:25:07,355 --> 01:25:11,397 Sir, why are you doing this? I am not lying, I have the money! 906 01:25:11,897 --> 01:25:15,105 With your connections, you can easily find out 907 01:25:15,397 --> 01:25:19,730 how much money went missing along with Raghu. 908 01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:23,022 Find out how much cash went missing along with Raghu. 909 01:25:24,063 --> 01:25:25,605 Hurry, I'm waiting. 910 01:25:32,063 --> 01:25:34,313 Sir, why are you waiting? Please, call! 911 01:25:34,730 --> 01:25:37,938 You should have thought about it earlier. 912 01:25:38,063 --> 01:25:40,022 You have created an unnecessary mess for yourself. 913 01:25:40,105 --> 01:25:41,355 You would have been a free bird! 914 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:44,980 Okay, sir. I have buried it near Sanjog Hospital. 915 01:25:45,105 --> 01:25:48,772 Please. Please, set me free now. 916 01:25:55,688 --> 01:25:59,105 I would have skinned you alive by now if you would have lied to me. 917 01:26:01,063 --> 01:26:03,355 You handover the money to us before your hearing tomorrow. 918 01:26:03,730 --> 01:26:05,897 You pay up and you will have your ticket to your freedom. 919 01:26:06,897 --> 01:26:10,563 Sir, but you can easily bump me off after you get the money. 920 01:26:10,688 --> 01:26:11,647 Hands off! 921 01:26:13,188 --> 01:26:14,772 I can bump you off even now, you ass. 922 01:26:15,147 --> 01:26:17,480 Now that you have told me about the money, I don't need you. 923 01:26:18,730 --> 01:26:21,063 I don't care if I take the next 15 days to dig out the money. 924 01:26:21,563 --> 01:26:23,355 But you have got just one day. Tomorrow! 925 01:26:32,563 --> 01:26:36,563 What a judgment it is! Masterpiece! 926 01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:40,605 And you guys don't want me to pass it! 927 01:26:43,188 --> 01:26:46,897 I spent 20,000 to have it written in impeccable English. 928 01:26:47,563 --> 01:26:51,980 Mr. Sinha, each one of us will get around a million! 929 01:26:52,272 --> 01:26:55,272 Don't you worry, we will not let the judgment go waste. 930 01:26:55,688 --> 01:26:58,397 You can apply the same judgment in a similar case, later. 931 01:26:59,522 --> 01:27:03,147 When you search on Google, all landmark judgments are from the US. 932 01:27:03,688 --> 01:27:05,480 There's not a single one from India. 933 01:27:06,230 --> 01:27:10,397 What a fabulous legal system the US has! 934 01:27:11,147 --> 01:27:15,188 Even a black man can get justice there. 935 01:27:16,355 --> 01:27:17,688 And here, what we have is this! 936 01:27:19,938 --> 01:27:21,022 I will be back. 937 01:27:24,522 --> 01:27:27,980 In the US, the police are so efficient. They keep everyone in check. 938 01:27:28,980 --> 01:27:32,230 The police over here behave like whores. 939 01:27:36,897 --> 01:27:38,730 Had you not been screwing around with your duty, 940 01:27:39,105 --> 01:27:43,397 you would have known earlier that Amar was sitting on shit loads of money. 941 01:27:43,855 --> 01:27:47,230 Really? Had you been doing your job sincerely... 942 01:27:48,897 --> 01:27:50,813 Amar would have trusted you... 943 01:27:52,188 --> 01:27:54,897 and would have confided in you about the buried money! 944 01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:57,063 Don't talk about sincerity with me. 945 01:27:58,063 --> 01:28:01,730 You guys get pimped for less than a buck at every nook and corner of the city. 946 01:28:05,022 --> 01:28:09,855 Fuck you, motherfucker! 947 01:28:15,522 --> 01:28:16,938 Keep going! 948 01:28:18,563 --> 01:28:19,855 How dare you? 949 01:28:21,688 --> 01:28:23,022 Fuck off! 950 01:28:23,355 --> 01:28:26,188 Don't talk about my mother! I am warning you. 951 01:28:31,022 --> 01:28:34,480 You both are fucking morons! 952 01:28:35,272 --> 01:28:39,355 The only honest people in the country are us, the judges. 953 01:28:40,980 --> 01:28:45,188 I have made a decision about Amar Sethi. 954 01:28:48,397 --> 01:28:54,480 If he gets five million before noon tomorrow... 955 01:28:56,063 --> 01:28:58,022 he will walk free. 956 01:28:59,563 --> 01:29:03,938 But if he doesn't, then I will read out this judgment and that's final. 957 01:29:06,522 --> 01:29:10,313 Come on, let's go and have an ice cream now. 958 01:29:10,813 --> 01:29:13,188 Otherwise, my acidity will start troubling me. 959 01:29:17,897 --> 01:29:18,938 Come. 960 01:30:06,813 --> 01:30:07,813 Start digging. 961 01:30:26,397 --> 01:30:27,438 Sorry, sir. 962 01:30:41,563 --> 01:30:45,147 Sir, why don't you stand this side? 963 01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:47,188 Why? What's troubling you here? 964 01:30:49,563 --> 01:30:55,022 I get very tense when you stand in front. It will cause unnecessary delays. 965 01:30:56,688 --> 01:30:59,855 Stop fucking around or I will bury you alive. 966 01:31:01,022 --> 01:31:02,147 Fuck it, man. 967 01:31:10,438 --> 01:31:11,438 What the... 968 01:31:20,772 --> 01:31:21,647 - Sir. - Yes. 969 01:31:22,605 --> 01:31:23,522 Bag. 970 01:31:27,188 --> 01:31:28,188 Move aside. 971 01:32:00,772 --> 01:32:02,897 We Delhites have a habit of taking the match to the wire 972 01:32:03,105 --> 01:32:04,813 and then we hit the winning shot. 973 01:32:05,397 --> 01:32:07,897 Sehwag, Kohli... and now me! 974 01:32:09,147 --> 01:32:12,272 This... this was my winning shot! 975 01:33:55,563 --> 01:33:56,730 Amar Sethi! 976 01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:02,855 Brij! 977 01:34:10,522 --> 01:34:11,897 Brij! 978 01:34:24,980 --> 01:34:30,313 There are the moralists, who say that as God has given life... 979 01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:34,730 he alone has the right to take it away. 980 01:34:40,730 --> 01:34:44,522 And this privilege cannot be usurped... 981 01:34:45,938 --> 01:34:48,355 by any human being. 982 01:34:53,272 --> 01:34:55,355 And we should follow the doctrine... 983 01:34:56,272 --> 01:35:00,188 and yet here we are at a juncture... 984 01:35:00,980 --> 01:35:04,855 where the conundrum beseeches us all. 985 01:35:07,897 --> 01:35:12,188 The presumptions attached to these laws are as such, 986 01:35:12,730 --> 01:35:18,438 that they are meant to cater to the societal demands... 987 01:35:19,772 --> 01:35:23,188 and meet the challenges of time. 988 01:35:24,355 --> 01:35:30,688 Rather, Brij Mohan's life was unceremoniously snatched 989 01:35:31,272 --> 01:35:33,105 and bludgeoned to death... 990 01:35:33,897 --> 01:35:38,897 which is what has weighed with the courts in the awarding 991 01:35:39,230 --> 01:35:41,438 the capital punishment. 992 01:35:48,980 --> 01:35:55,063 Under the section 302 of Indian Penal Code, 993 01:35:55,188 --> 01:35:59,438 Amar Sethi for the murder of Brij Mohan, 994 01:35:59,897 --> 01:36:05,063 is to be sent to the gallows, where he is to be hanged 995 01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:08,147 until his last breath... 996 01:36:11,522 --> 01:36:17,605 and till his soul departs from his mortal vessel.