[LIQUID DRIPPING SLOWLY]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
SLOANE: Help!
[♪♪♪]
[SOBBING]
[PANTING]
Help!
[♪♪♪]
[RINGS] [GASPS]
Please, please, there's no time. I've been abducted.
to some crazy island. I've been taken
ROARKE [OVER PHONE]: I know where you are.
Stay there. I will send help.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
You have to hurry, you have to hurry, you have to hurry.
It will all be fine, Mrs. Maddison.
Wait.
How do you know my name?
You are one of my guests.
[GASPS]
[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
[GROANING]
No, no, no! No!
No! No! No, stop!
Let me go! Let go of me!
Please let me go!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[♪♪♪]
[PLANE APPROACHING IN DISTANCE]
The plane.
Mr. Roarke, the plane.
It's here.
Smiles, everyone.
Smiles.
Well...
this place doesn't suck.
YO...
LO! JD: Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, my... Unh!
BRAX: This is crazy. Thanks.
Ooh, welcome drinks. Free flower necklaces.
Ha, let's get lei'd!
Here, let me give you a hand.
I'm okay. No, no, come on. I insist.
Oh! Ha, ha!
It was so loud in there. I'm Patrick.
I'm Gwen. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
of you on winning the contest. And congratulations to each
you will be our VIPs. This weekend,
In return, all we ask
is that you brag about us online
Marketing 101. when you get home.
the personal assistant I'm Julia,
to your host, Mr. Roarke.
Yeah, what's his story?
I couldn't begin to tell you.
I heard Roarke's family bought this island
from the natives 200 years ago for six cases of rum.
I heard that he was an angel investor in the '90s
and got bored with Silicon Valley.
And opened an amusement park?
Trust me, the island is so much more.
Here, anything and everything is possible.
Oh, yes. Unh!
You guys high-five a lot?
All the time. All the time, baby.
Wow. Mr. Roarke is making
He will meet you in the bar final preparations.
for an evening drink. In the meantime,
we will take you to your rooms,
so you may change and freshen up.
No service.
Guess not everything's possible.
[♪♪♪]
[SNIFFS]
you to wait at the bar. Gentlemen, I'll ask
Your quarters will be ready shortly.
And the rest of you, please follow me.
Your bungalows are this way.
Dude! Ha!
This is... Wow, I can't believe you get to bring me.
Come on. It wouldn't be a dream vacay
without my baby bro. Right? Oh!
Oh.
Here you go.
There's no need for money here.
Mm.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
Wow. Is this just for me?
Fantasy Island for a reason. Well, it's called
A place where anything
possible, you said. and everything is
What you didn't say is how.
Mr. Roarke tailors each fantasy specifically to the guest.
a one-page questionnaire? Based on
I'm relatively new here. I will confess,
So how Mr. Roarke does what he does
is as much a mystery to me as it is to you.
What I do know...
is that your life is about to change forever.
[♪♪♪]
I hope you're ready.
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
[♪♪♪]
[LIQUID DRIPPING]
[GASPS]
I will take those. Here you are.
Oh, great. I need a drink. Thank you.
Mm, sorry, I'm double-fisting.
to Mr. Roarke, please? Mm, uh, can we talk
We still don't have our rooms. Sir? Hello?
Hey, my brother's talking to you.
I'm his brother. Hello? Wait.
You guys are actually brothers?
Oh, you think because we're different colors
we can't be brothers? Wow.
Dude, racist much? No. I mean...
What's up? What do you mean?
You don't like Asians? Come on.
Why do you hate Asians? That's not what I said.
Verbatim what you said. You got a racist haircut.
[LAUGHS]
I'm just joking, man. No. Look at his face.
My dad married his mom
when this little dude was still in Pampers.
I'm JD. You can call him "T." Dude.
What? We talked about this.
Whatever. College nickname.
Patrick. Nice to meet you guys. "Brax" is fine.
You boys can always take Patrick's bungalow
and he can "bungalow" with me.
I'm Melanie. I don't think we had a chance to meet.
I can get pretty noisy. It was pretty noisy.
You are forward, Melanie. Damn.
You have no idea, Patrick.
So, what's your fantasy?
[BRAX WHISPERING]
Oh, that's a question for the room.
I'm curious how this all works.
I was wondering that myself.
Virtual reality, obviously.
Maybe it's like LARP, live-action role-playing.
It's actually pretty fun.
So I've heard.
From, like, dorks. Heh.
Thank you. You saved it.
I bet he's right. It's gotta be
of immersive experience. some sort
What if your fantasy involves a person from your life?
Holograms, like Tupac.
What if it's somebody who died? Tupac.
I saw on Reddit that the guy pumps the drinks
with tons of hallucinogens. Crazy.
I promise,
the only thing in those drinks
is the finest imported rum.
Good evening. I am Mr. Roarke,
to your deepest desires. the ambassador
Let me officially welcome you to Fantasy Island.
Yeah! Hey, hey!
Thank you, Mr. Roarke. PATRICK:
We were all just discussing
You will know soon. how this works exactly.
you won't be disappointed. I promise,
The island has two rules.
There is only one fantasy per guest.
And two, you must see your fantasy through
to its natural conclusion, no matter what.
Fantasies rarely play out Why wouldn't we?
as you or I might expect,
but they always play out exactly as they should.
Not even you know how they'll go?
Only the island knows.
I am but its humble steward.
So when does this all begin? After a good night's rest.
Oh. My brother and I still don't have our rooms.
I hope the "island" is ready for a tough but fair Yelp review.
That's because, gentlemen,
your fantasy begins now.
How far is this place? Yeah.
Not really into bushwhacking.
Too soon, T. Come on. Is that why Jenni dumped you?
Stop with the nickname. I'm not playing.
We are very close.
You wrote on your questionnaire
to have it all, no? your fantasy was
Yeah. Well...
it's all yours.
[MADISON MARS' "SHUFFLE SHUFFLE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[FIREWORKS BOOMING] [CROWD CHEERING]
[WHOOPING]
[EXCLAIMING]
Hey! Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, he did a backflip! He did it! JD:
Oh! Super on-the-nose, Roarke,
but I still love it. Ha-ha-ha!
Not for me. Asian glow. CHASTITY: Champagne, boys?
Roarke, don't forget what I told you about my baby brother Brax.
Told him you're gay. How could I?
Oh, you think being gay means all I want
is shirtless, ripped, juicy, delicious men?
I got layers, dudes.
Two layers. I got two layers.
Fantasy freaking Island! JD & BRAX:
[CROWD CHEERS]
If you need me,
just pick up any phone.
Enjoy your evening. Oh, we will.
[CROWD CHEERS] [WHOOPS]
[DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES]
[WHOOPING]
[EXCLAIMS]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[♪♪♪]
[FOOTSTEPS SLOSHING]
[♪♪♪]
Okay.
I'm switching to CBD.
[♪♪♪]
Aah! Oh! Good morning.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Mr. Roarke has called for you.
Ms. Olsen, please, sit.
Thank you, Mr. Roarke.
I've been helping people realize their fantasies
for longer than I care to say.
painfully unimaginative. Often, they are
Yeah. Lots of sex stuff.
Yours is quite abstract. But yours...
You wrote, "Happiness and I aren't exactly compatible.
Now, mistakes and regrets, we're old friends.
So if I had one wish, I guess it would be to get a do-over."
to change to sex stuff? Is it too late
No, no, no. I like this.
This is a challenge. And I accept.
Oh, good.
What do you not like about your life?
Let us start with your job. Real estate.
I mean, what's to like? Mostly commercial.
Relationship?
Single.
I'm sorry, Do you want children?
is this a therapy session or a vacation?
If you're lucky, both.
I always pictured myself with...
just one little girl.
And with whom did you hope to have this little girl?
[SCOFFS]
Ms. Olsen...
regret...is a disease.
It has afflicted you for too long,
and I can help you cure it.
If you let me.
His name was Allen. Very good.
And why did it not work with Mr. Allen?
I was kind of in a dark place. Bad timing. When we met,
At our one-year anniversary dinner, he proposed.
I said no.
You did not believe Allen loved you
because you do not believe you deserve love.
do that moment over, If you could
would you say yes?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Yeah.
Behind those doors...
is your fantasy.
the moment you regret the most. A chance to change
Madame.
[♪♪♪]
[LIQUID DRIPS]
What is that?
Ms. Olsen, please.
The doors.
[DISHES CLINKING]
[PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY]
Maestro's?
Down to the last detail.
Yes. How did you...?
where Mr. Allen proposed. Yes, and this is
You flew him in?
Almost thought you stood me up. You knew?
Reservation under Chambers. Ah.
Yes, sir.
Right this way.
For what? Allen, I'm so sorry--
Well, that they dragged you into this. I can't...
pay to get here, did you? Oh, God. You didn't
No. My cabbie was just like, "No charge, man. It's cool."
What...?
Enjoy your meal.
[CLEARS THROAT]
You can drop the act now.
I don't speak to you for five years,
and you just show up here, looking...
You haven't aged a day. great, by the way.
I saw you in my bed this morning.
Is this an intervention?
I learn something about myself? You role-play with me and
did you bump your head today? Okay, when and where
Seriously, you okay?
Will you excuse me?
[♪♪♪]
This is not what I wanted.
This is your second chance to say yes
to his marriage proposal. But what is the point?
It doesn't change anything.
regret has ruined your life. You are here because
Do not make this another moment you will regret.
But...
[SIGHS]
it's not real.
This is Fantasy Island. Is it?
It's as real as you make it.
Guess they're saving the best for last.
Your fantasy hasn't started either?
No. Mind if I join you? Please.
giving me nothing. This guy's been
Would you like a cocktail, sir? Oh, no, thanks.
A little. You nervous?
about your fantasy again, Well, I'd ask you
talk about it last night, so... but you didn't really want to
This is gonna sound stupid.
Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to enlist.
But my mom made me promise that I wouldn't, so I became a cop.
Figured I'd do some good, see some action.
No. There was an incident. But you didn't?
Got stuck behind a desk.
When this came around, I figured:
"This is my chance to play soldier,"
even if it's just actors with blanks and...
Never enlisted?
What's up with the dog tags?
Uh, for luck.
your fantasy sounds stupid, Well, if you're worried
until you hear mine. just wait
Revenge on a childhood bully. You got bullied?
I was a very late bloomer.
Built like a small boy.
So when the most popular girl in school decided
to make me her favorite target, I didn't take it well.
I'm not sure how you should take a bucket of toilet water
at the eighth-grade dance. on your head
That's terrible. I was having a lot of anxiety,
to go see this shrink, so my mom forced me
Sometimes he talked so much, aka Dr. Torture.
I wanted to staple his mouth shut. Anyway, Dr. Torture,
he told me to write letters to classmates
that I wanted to connect with.
It was, like, an exercise.
my tormentor, stole the letters And one day, Sloane,
and then plastered them all over the cafeteria.
"psycho stalker freak" for life. Yeah, I was branded
I just want to feel what it's like to be on the other end.
the fantasy won't be real, I mean, obviously,
we go to horror movies but that's why
and ride roller coasters, right? To feel something?
I'd like to think that this is... ROARKE:
than riding a roller coaster. more exciting
Mr. Sullivan, do you mind giving us some privacy?
Ms. Cole instructions. I need to give
to do push-ups or crunches. In the meantime, feel free
Squats, maybe. No, it's okay.
He knows about Sloane. I'm owning it.
Ah! Okay. No exercise.
there is an elevator. In the lobby...
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] [DOORS CLANK]
for the floor with no name. Inside, push the button ROARKE:
[♪♪♪]
Can I record it with my phone?
It is your fantasy. So I can remember it.
[LIQUID DRIPPING]
MURMURS INDISTINCTLY] [EERIE VOICE
[ELEVATOR RATTLES] [GASPS SOFTLY]
[ELEVATOR WHIRRING]
[DISTORTED FANTASY ISLAND THEME MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[SIGHS]
[ELEVATOR CLUNKS]
Jeez.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[DOORS CLANK]
[MACHINERY BEEPING STEADILY]
[DOORS CLANK]
Hello?
[LIGHTS CLANK]
[FAN WHIRRING]
[PHONE DINGS]
Okay, I'm on Fantasy Island.
I'm in a super creepy control room.
to get this thing started. I'm about
[PHONE DINGS]
Huh, there's a lot of red buttons.
That one's flashing. Must be the one.
Here we go.
[BEEPING STOPS]
No way.
Sloane?
That is a really good hologram.
Yeah, she looks better than Tupac.
"Open me."
a variety of revenge. Enjoy." "A variety of buttons for
Okay, Holo-Sloane.
Let's have some fun.
[♪♪♪]
[WHIRRING] [CLICKS]
[CRACKLING] [SCREAMS]
[SOUND MUTED]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
[GASPS]
Uh...
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[SCREAMS, GASPS]
[PANTING]
Toilet water. Yes.
Very eighth-grade dance.
Mama likes. Huh...
[SLOANE GIGGLES OVER VIDEO] [MONITORS CLICK]
Wait, that's Sloane.
Whoa!
Whoa, that is not her husband.
GREG [OVER VIDEO]: Okay, okay.
so not her husband. My God, that is
SLOANE [OVER VIDEO]: Good.
[BEEPING]
[♪♪♪]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh, shit.
[MUFFLED SHOUT, GRUNT]
[BEEPING]
Well, when on Fantasy Island...
That is her husband.
[CELL PHONE RINGING] [MUFFLED SHOUTING]
WILL [OVER VIDEO]: Sloane?
Uh, what the hell is this?
Oh! Is that Greg?
you've been the last two days. Don't tell me that's where
How could you do this to me? "The last two days"?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
Will you say something? Oh, my God.
[MEN & SLOANE GRUNTING OVER VIDEO]
Um, Roarke?
Uh, you there? Look, I'm done. SLOANE: Let me go!
My fantasy was revenge, I get it.
you would actually kidnap her. but I didn't think
Come on.
Hey!
[♪♪♪]
Your fatigues, soldier. This is it?
Just put them on. You will know when your fantasy has begun.
Enjoy. Call of Duty time.
[♪♪♪]
[BRANCH CRACKLES]
Shh! Hey! What are you doing?
[QUIETLY] Whisper. You a part of my fantasy?
what you think it is. This place ain't
If you don't listen to me... People die here.
[BRANCHES RUSTLE]
Oh, shit.
Too many of them. Huh? Where you going?
Do I come with you? Don't move.
Hey. Don't even think about it.
It's okay. I'm a soldier too.
I got separated from my unit. What are you doing out here?
there was another team. Didn't know
We're a...
covert operation.
Surprised to see you out here.
I hate surprises.
And liars.
I'm not-- Hey, hey.
No, but this isn't-- You can tell it to the LT.
Hey. Shut up and walk.
[ZIP TIE TIGHTENS]
Okay. Heh.
You guys look good. Really great.
SOLDIER: Shh!
[LEWIS DODKIN'S "ECSTASY" PLAYING]
Yeah, dude.
BRAX: Mm-mm. JD: Mm.
boy toy, Alejandro, last night? So did you have fun with your
[BRAX CHUCKLES]
he can still stand. I'm surprised
turned off by your terrible ink. I'm surprised he wasn't
to get that lasered off. Can't wait
What about you? Seriously.
Saw you talking Hm?
to Malibu Barbie last night.
How'd that go? Chastity?
the name functions Heh, believe me,
You're finally over Jenni, then? purely on an ironic level.
Chastity? Jenni who? Heh!
Come over here. Oh.
Hi, boys. Hey. What's up?
CHASTITY: Thanks. Come on in.
a crazy night last night. So I heard you two had
Oh, yeah. Crazy... Oh, yeah.
how much he cried. What?
Ha-ha-ha! Sorry.
Isn't there some guest-fantasy
confidentiality policy or something?
Let me guess. Jenni.
Oh, ha, ha! Yeah. It's actually sweet.
She's his moon and his stars.
You suck at keeping secrets. You know what, Chas?
She broke up with him because of me.
For the millionth time, she didn't.
We spent your anniversary getting high
and playing Mario Kart.
Couldn't you just move back home?
disowned him when he came out. Our lame-ass parents
Seven years ago. Gay wasn't cool back then.
Oh. Wouldn't you be happy
if you just, I don't know, got your own places?
Dude, she's right. Seriously, with the questions.
You put your whole life on hold for me.
Maybe I should move out. Who'd sleep on the couch then?
No one. That's the point.
Chastity Belt, can you just give us a little bro time?
Thanks so much. Yeah.
We'll see you in a bit. Okay.
that weed's got you "para-nuts." Little bro, buddy, listen,
Look, my life is not on hold because of you.
It crushes because of you. Okay? Now, come on.
Let's see what other swag this house has to offer.
Goodbye, models!
ALL: Bye! Bye, guys.
Heh, heh, that's so cool.
There is no excuse for 14 boxes.
It was an intimidating group of Girl Scouts.
Fourteen? Ha-ha-ha! Fourteen.
when we have kids, I'm telling you,
I'm gonna be such a pushover.
When we have kids?
[SIGHS]
I know it's only been a year,
but you make me think about the future.
Look, it has been amazing seeing you,
but you don't have to keep up with this charade.
You're pushing me away because that's what you do, but...
not to this time. Okay? Look, I'm asking you
[SIGHS]
Will you marry me?
[♪♪♪]
Yes.
[LAUGHS]
[DINERS APPLAUDING, CHEERING]
Bravo! MAN:
Champagne, please! Champagne. Baby?
[CORK POPS]
[♪♪♪]
But this is just a fantasy.
for the rest of my life. That I want
[CHAMPAGNE POURING]
Me too.
what they have in my exact size. You will not believe JD:
Oh, baby.
No way!
Bling! Bling-bling!
Ah, I was late. Do it again. Okay.
Bling-bling! BOTH:
Buddy, this place puts MTV's Cribs to shame.
This is the reboot.
[BOTH GRUNT, CHUCKLE]
What? Dude.
Is that a secret room? Oh!
I bet that's where they keep all the good shit. Heh.
Panic room! BOTH:
just like Jodie Foster Oh, I feel
in that Jodie Foster movie.
[CONSOLE CHIMES]
This is so dope! Oh! My God!
Map of the whole house. Huh. Oh, check it out.
Do all rich people have panic rooms?
that Bitcoin on something. Yeah, man. Gotta spend
next to their armories? Like garages
[♪♪♪]
Oh, yippee-ki-yes, please.
Ha, ha! Yes! Oh, my God!
[BOTH SIGH]
Shall we call it "Alejandro"?
Oh, he's actually a pacifist.
Yeah. God. Oh! Yeah, that tracks.
all these cameras, dude. Oh, my God. Look at
have cameras in the bathroom. Oh, boy, hope they don't
We got a lot of bodyguards. I did gross stuff in there.
Yeah, dude. Ballers gotta have security, right?
They gotta have grenades too?
I got an idea.
Whoa! Little bro buddy! Hey. Huh?
Haven't you ever seen Band of Brothers?
I let go of this handle, we go boom.
Make it go boom. Let's do it.
[BOTH EXCLAIM]
[PATRICK GASPS]
Keep moving.
Hey, think you could loosen these up a little bit?
really involve bondage. My fantasy didn't
you're yapping about, but... I don't know what
SARGE: Leave him alone, Himoff. I'll take a look.
Let's go. Come on.
All right. So, what are you guys up to, huh?
U.S. hostages are being held What is this mission?
slipping in to pull them out. just over the border. We're
Any more classified intel
with the prisoner? you wanna share
Come on, sarge, he's American. Yeah, maybe.
But he's no soldier.
[♪♪♪]
LT!
You should talk to this guy.
Claims he's one of us.
Where'd you find him?
Recon past the south ridge.
the only game in town, huh? Thought we were
We are.
You got a name?
What are you doing, Roarke?! Hey.
Yeah, cut the act. Get Roarke. Keep your voice down.
This isn't what I asked for. Got 10 seconds to ID yourself.
They did a good job, you look like him. But know what?
He was a lot taller than you.
Yeah, I'll get Roarke myself. Five seconds.
Get your hands off me. Enough bullshit.
Hey, don't touch that.
Why is my name on your dog tags?
[GUNFIRE]
Contact! Cover fire!
To the right! Cover fire! Cover fire!
[GROANS]
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES] [MEN YELLING]
[♪♪♪]
[AMPLIFIED GULP]
Get down! SOLDIER:
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES] [MEN YELLING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Um, hello?
[HEAVY BREATHING OVER PHONE]
Please, I need help.
[DOOR CREAKS]
Did you just send someone?
[MAN SIGHS]
Roarke, if you can hear me, I know what I said.
I wanted to humiliate Sloane and watch her cry,
but this is not what I meant!
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[CHUCKLES] [WHIMPERS]
Stop! Stop! Call it off!
[GASPS, GROANS]
[PANTING]
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
Dr. Torture?
[PANTING]
No. No, wait!
Come on, come on.
[MUFFLED SHOUT]
No, stop! Aah!
[HIGH-PITCHED ALARM WAILING]
[GRUNTS]
[ALARM STOPS]
Shit. Uh...
Intercom.
Uh...
[DISTORTED] Sorry. Um...
please continue.
Uh...
to cut off her ring finger Okay, so I want you
on her...
On her left hand.
No! No, her right hand. Unh!
Right hand.
This is my fantasy. Just do it.
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [WHIRRING]
[DR. TORTURE GROANING]
[PANTING]
Easy.
[PHONE BEEPS]
[SCREAMS]
Meredith?
Melanie. What are you doing here?
I was kidnapped. Come on. Same as you.
Go, go, go.
[♪♪♪]
Thank you. You saved my life. It's not saved yet.
To the best weekend of our lives!
I'll drink to that. Screw the glow,
[LAUGHS, WHOOPS]
JD: Oh, yeah. Mm.
[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]
Were those gunshots?
Ooh, maybe somebody broke into the armory.
Hey, a laser pointer.
[GUNSHOT]
[ALL SCREAMING] [RAPID GUNFIRE]
Come on, models. Come on.
Don't panic, don't panic. Oh!
Yes! Go, go! Panic room!
CHASTITY: What panic room? JD: Come on, models!
I can't run in these shoes! CHASTITY:
Guys, come on. It's up here! BRAX: Go, go, go!
Guys, come on! CHASTITY: Oh, my God.
Come here. It's right here. I'm gonna call Roarke.
[PHONE BEEPS]
[LINE RINGS]
[RINGS]
Are you and your brother enjoying your fantasy?
until guys with guns showed up. We loved it
Let's go. Seriously. Come on, you guys.
Sounds like Kalashov's men. Ah, yes.
Who the hell is Kalashov? A businessman
who formerly owned the house. What kind of business?
I'm afraid the problem with having it all
is usually other people want to take it.
wanna have it all, okay? We don't really
We wanna borrow it for the weekend.
We gotta get in the panic room. Get off the phone.
Come on! What? Door!
No! Chas, hey!
It's us. Hello?
Kind of being a Chas-hole. Seriously, I'm such a weenie.
I don't even do escape rooms.
once a fantasy begins, As I have told you,
to its natural conclusion. you must see it through
what you meant by that! Nobody knew
Have a good night.
[DIAL TONE HUMMING]
He hung up.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, we-- You know what? We gotta calm down.
Okay. Gotta calm down.
This is all fake, right?
[BANG ON DOOR] [HANDLE RATTLING]
Ooh! Alejandro's a hell of an actor.
Oh, so, what do we do?
[JD & BRAX GASP]
We surrender! BOTH:
I'm still trying to process this.
You and I were kidnapped by the same person?
How did you escape? I know. It's crazy, right?
Headbutt.
I-- I headbutted the guard.
and just capped him. I stole his gun
Wow. Yeah.
What happened to the gun?
I lost it.
What kind of twisted, disgusting freak
would wanna ruin my life and make me watch?
It's obviously someone we both know.
to high school with. Someone we went
that psycho stalker girl? What about
that wrote letters to everyone? You know the one
Totally.
That's a really good call.
What was her name again?
Oh, my God. Mm, Meredith?
Did they make you wear that? What?
I am so sorry.
how we both ended up here, Look, I don't know
but you got us out of that hellhole.
Now I'm gonna get us home. No biggie.
They brought me here in a boat.
we find a way out of here. Find the shore,
[SAW BUZZING] [GRUNTS]
[DR. TORTURE CHUCKLING]
[BLADE STABS] [GROANS]
[SLOANE PANTING]
Unless your fantasy is to die,
you better come with me.
We should probably go with him.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLING]
[SKIN CRACKLING]
[GASPS]
What's wrong?
Is something wrong?
No, no.
Nothing's wrong.
Everything's perfect.
[LIQUID DRIPS]
Hello?
[TWIG SNAPS]
Anybody there?
[GASPING]
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
Whoa! Ha, ha!
Dazed and confused. Huh?
You know, like that movie came out last year.
about high school girls." "That's what I love
Shut up, Himoff. No more flashes.
No, no, no. I can explain. Whoa, hey, hey.
Have a little chat, you and me. Yeah. You better.
Let's go. On your feet.
Walk.
Your tags have my name on them.
Then I find this in your wallet.
Hey, hey. Be careful with that. Ah-ah-ah.
[PATRICK SIGHS]
a picture of me and my son? Why do you have
Look, you gotta be straight with me.
Are you an actor? Am I an actor? I'm a soldier.
with me. Where did you get this? Time for you to be straight
That's me when I was 9. Nah, don't.
And he's got a nickname. That's my son.
What is it?
Why don't you tell me.
Patch.
Wrong.
Ali.
Then I find your ID.
Your face with my son's name and birthday on it.
Time for you to tell me Enough games.
what the hell's going on here.
four months premature. I was born
I wouldn't make it, but I did. The doctor said
You said I wasn't the type to throw in the towel.
That I was a fighter.
Like Muhammad Ali.
You did. Every birthday. Who told you that story?
You're saying you're my son?
Mm-mm.
Yeah, I thought so too. That's impossible.
Uh, now I'm not so sure.
When was the last time you saw him?
Nine months...
seven days ago.
It was raining.
He refused his mama's umbrella.
to show me he was tough. You know, he wanted
That's not why I did it.
It's so that you couldn't tell I was crying.
How is this happening?
There's this place, this island.
whatever you want come true. It can make
I said I wanted to be a soldier.
was to see you again. What I really wanted
Somehow the island knew.
When's the last time you saw me?
six months, five days. Twenty-seven years,
You died saving your men So I never made it home?
on a classified mission in Venezuela.
Venezuela, you sure?
Yeah, of course. Why?
Because we'll be there tomorrow.
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
[♪♪♪]
GWEN: Mr. Roarke. ROARKE: Gather up the crew...
It's a really good photoshop. Ms. Olsen, good morning.
how you got it on my phone I don't know
but it does look real.
Ah, it is real. You said yes to Allen, so you're married.
He just proposed last night. Looks like a lovely ceremony.
Are you sure?
different about him. There's something GWEN:
You've been married five years. He looks older.
I don't understand.
[ALLEN CHUCKLES]
Daddy, look what I found.
ALLEN: Oh, my gosh... Her name is Lila.
She's my...?
Daughter.
you've always wanted, no? This is the life
What do you think, yes? ALLEN:
Okay, enough. She's a-- She's a child.
And you are her mother.
See for yourself.
Baby girl. GWEN:
[BABY FUSSING]
[LAUGHS]
Sleep tight, honey.
Ah...
[BOTH LAUGHING]
How is this possible?
It's the island.
uh, great powers. The island has,
I first heard of its legend many, many years ago.
is possible. I was obsessed. A place where anything
I convinced my wife to help me find it.
Our journey was long and hard, and...
She died before we, uh... Before we arrived.
When I finally discovered this place,
I wished for her to live again.
To return just as I met her. Forever.
It brought her back to--?
To life? Yes.
orchestrate all the fantasies... As long as I stay here and I
she lives.
has granted your wish too. The island
you've always wanted. To have the family
A life you always dreamt of. More sand on the side.
ALLEN: That's perfect. I suggest you start living it.
Mommy, come play!
[♪♪♪]
Wrap it up, sergeant. SULLIVAN:
Hey, walk with me.
Grab your ruck.
Hey, LT, over here.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
The hell are you doing, Himoff?
You two look so alike, you could be related.
I just thought that-- Don't do that. Don't think.
Do your job.
how this is happening, I don't know SULLIVAN:
but I believe you, so we're leaving.
It's a straight shot to Panama. I can get us home from there.
Wait. You're calling off the mission?
No. I'm getting us out of here.
Well, you can't do that. You're a hero.
You know what a hero is?
who's too stupid to stay alive. A hero's some guy
what's supposed to happen. No, no, no. This isn't
So then what's supposed to happen?
I'm supposed to die?
Let's go. Look, if you do this,
what will happen to you, to me, if you run, I don't know
back there, your men, but I know those men
you won't be there to save them. they'll die because
I do! It's why I have your tags. You don't know that.
yourself on it to save your men. There was a grenade. You threw
You were a hero.
You were my hero.
Look...
you may have grown up without a father,
but I'm going home to my son.
This is a mistake, and it is one
for the rest of your life. you'll regret
Somebody died and I could've stopped it, so trust me...
I know.
At least I'll still be alive.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
[PATRICK GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
You can't be a coward.
I won't let you.
What choice do I have?
We complete the mission. We save your men.
that I die in Venezuela. But you said
You did.
But I'm here now.
So, what you're saying is, you're guests?
Ah. JD & BRAX: Yes.
And you've never heard of Kalashov.
No. Yes.
Uh, what he said.
And we are just actors
on Fantasy Island.
[MEN LAUGH]
Yes. Heh. Yeah.
JD: Oh, God. Oh! Oh, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
You okay?
Okay. One of you is going to tell me the truth.
Or did you little punks think
you could just kill Kalashov and take over?
We have no idea who Kalashov is.
I thought you were talking about a vodka.
No, but your bodyguards did. We didn't kill anyone.
because we just killed them. But that's okay
And before I kill you two,
you will tell me what you did with cash and cocaine.
Cocaine? Cash?
No, we-- We did some cocaine. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, shit.
You keep playing dumb
what good actor I am. and I will show you
No, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
and we said we are done. We talked to Roarke,
So this is between you and him.
Whoa! No! Whoa! Hey. Hey, don't do that!
Hey, I swear, we have no idea... Okay.
...where the drugs or cash are, okay?
Are you sure?
Because you're about to lose your hand.
If we did, we'd tell you! We don't know. Please!
This was supposed to be fun. Yeah.
Maybe this isn't your fantasy. A fantasy!
Well, that is so messed up, man. Maybe it's mine.
Oh, my God! Aah! Oh!
[JD & BRAX SCREAM]
We know where the money is! Okay, okay!
Well, tell me.
Tell me!
It's-- It's downstairs.
Near the garage.
Yes!
God! Okay.
You stay with Goldilocks.
You, come with me.
[♪♪♪]
This castle's gonna be my house. Oh, God.
What? Just your house?
You're moving out already?
Can I come in here and live with you?
No. Why not?
You know why, Mommy.
I need shells for my house.
If it makes you feel better, ALLEN:
to live there either. I'm not allowed
This is everything I've ever wanted.
[GIGGLES]
I wish I felt like I deserved it.
You do deserve it.
I love you both so much.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, where you going?
To make things right.
Mr. Roarke, can I talk to you?
I want a new fantasy. I thought I was very clear.
Yes, I understand what you said. One fantasy per guest.
No, no, no. Trust me, trust me. But I'm--
to have what you have, a family. People would kill
Please, enjoy them while you can.
You don't understand. Mr. Roarke.
[SIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
Should we trust him?
He's almost as scary-looking as the last guy.
Why would someone pretend to save us?
Hey! You.
Damon.
We've been walking all night.
before we go one more step. Tell us what's up
We're exposed out here. Roarke's got eyes and ears everywhere.
Who's Roarke?
Ask her.
what he's talking about. I have no idea
We should keep moving. Come on.
[LOW GROWLING]
[♪♪♪]
All right, move it or lose it.
We can gab down here.
[WIND WHISTLING]
Down where? Where are we going?
You want off this island or not? DAMON:
[DAMON GRUNTS]
Stay close.
You do not wanna get separated.
[GRUNTS]
Gross.
This way. Oh, no. Wait.
Maybe, uh-- Maybe this way. Uh, no.
Maybe... Maybe this--
No.
This way, this way.
[CLICKING]
[GASPS]
[CLICKING]
[♪♪♪]
[RASPY BREATHING]
Come on, blondie. DAMON:
Are you kidding me with this?
Floods during high tide.
you should be afraid of. Ain't the water
MELANIE: Great. SLOANE: Oh.
Let's go. Let's go. DAMON:
[MELANIE & SLOANE GASP]
What the hell was that? What the hell was what?
They're attracted to movement. Sea snakes.
Just don't, you know, freak out.
Wade through dirty water in a dark cave
filled with sea snakes without freaking out.
Super easy.
[GASPS]
What's wrong?
I-- I--
Nothing. Nothing. Never mind.
It's just up here.
[LIQUID DRIPPING]
[WATER BUBBLING]
[ROCK HUMMING]
I forgive you.
What am I looking at?
Your deepest desire. DAMON:
This is why I brought you here,
so you can see for yourselves.
back together with your husband? Your fantasy would be to get
What the hell is this place?
That's what I was hired to find out.
I'm a PI. Client offered me a big old payday
what happens here and how. to figure out
Wants the power of the island for himself.
three weeks back. I booked a stay
but then my fantasy started. Was skeptical at first,
who I'd lost years ago. I saw my daughter,
It was beautiful.
But then it got all twisted, became a nightmare.
Roarke found my sat phone and destroyed it
before I was able to call for help.
He knew...everything.
This place is evil. Roarke is evil. Huh?
Doesn't care who lives or dies.
But I know how to stop him.
Oh, yeah, I do.
from this here rock thing. Island's power comes
Turns the water black, dripping everywhere.
It can do impossible things.
Bring a loved one back to life,
zombie, like it did my daughter. turn them into a black-eyed
I'm not sure how Roarke does it.
But he uses the water to grant fantasies.
to expose him as a monster. I'm gonna use it
to smuggle this off the island. Which is why I need you
I know a private pilot, hour away.
Find a phone in the hotel, call him at this number,
get off this island with the canteen.
Tell the world about this place. What about you?
Roarke won't let me near the hotel.
But as far as he's concerned, you're just a guest.
What? A guest?
No, I'm not.
get off the plane. Yeah. I saw you
You got here on a plane?
No.
What?
He is crazy.
I saved you, remember?
[ROCK HUMMING]
[DISTORTED GRUNTING]
[DISTORTED SHOUT]
was to ruin my life? Your fantasy
And who are all those people?
Oh, my God.
You're the psycho stalker girl.
because of a couple of pranks? You did all of this
Pranks?
every single day for years. You tortured me
I teased you a little. Oh, please.
I was so traumatized by what you did,
I had to finish high school from home.
Yes, trying to ruin your life was wrong,
but you ruined mine first. Which way to the hotel?
I'm ready to get off this island.
I'll show you. Come on.
[♪♪♪]
[JULIA COUGHING]
Julia?
Julia, are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm fine. No, please, I'm okay. Have some water.
[WHEEZING, COUGHING]
Please go enjoy your fantasy. It's beautiful out there.
I can't.
I want a new one.
You'd have to ask Mr. Roarke. I tried. He won't listen.
the moment that I regret most, I want to change
but I chose the wrong one.
I didn't think any of this was gonna be real,
five years of memories and now I have
that I didn't have yesterday. of a daughter
For a new fantasy, you'd be willing to give it all up?
Your own child?
there was an accident. Six years ago,
A fire in my apartment.
It's why I told Mr. Roarke I was in a dark place.
Someone died,
and it was my fault.
from happening and I don't, If I can stop that
with myself, Julia. I can never live
I am begging you.
Please, help me.
the moment you regret the most, If your fantasy is to change
you don't want a new fantasy.
[♪♪♪]
I want my fantasy. Ms. Olsen, you have to stop.
I'm not asking for a new one.
the same fantasy done right. I'm asking for
when I got off that plane If I'd known
that I could change the past,
what I would have chosen. there is no question
I am sorry that you only now believe in the island,
but rules exist for a reason.
the only rules. Are they? Oh, but those aren't
You have one of your own.
As long as you do the island's bidding, your wife lives.
That's what you told me.
You misled me. I've given you a fantasy.
to have a do-over, My fantasy was
but that's not the do-over I wanted.
[♪♪♪]
to risk your wife over it? You're willing
Very well. Are you sure this is what you want?
It's not what I want.
It's what I have to do.
[♪♪♪]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[MUSIC BOX PLAYING "SILENT NIGHT"]
[TRAIN BRAKES SQUEAL]
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
[CHATTERING]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
["SILENT NIGHT" SLOWS, DISTORTS]
[♪♪♪]
Whoa!
[PANTING]
[FIRE ALARM WAILING]
[FIRE CRACKLING]
Oh, no.
[COUGHING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[GASPING]
[BEAM CREAKING]
Nick! NICK: Help me! I'm trapped!
Wait, Brax, JD? BRAX: Come on, JD!
Lady, there's a fire. Come on.
No, wait! Go!
[COUGHS]
WOMAN: Stairway's to the right! Nick!
Help! I'm trapped! NICK:
Don't let me die, please! Ow!
NICK: I can't breathe! Nick. Nick!
I'm gonna go get help, okay? Just hang on!
Please don't leave! Please don't go!
Officer? There's someone inside. Back up. Let's go!
break his door down. I need you to help
Please calm down.
Patrick? Help is on the way.
Sorry, do I know you?
The fire is in my unit. It's my upstairs neighbor, he's trapped.
Help me kick his door in. You need to come inside!
The, uh... We should wait for the fire department.
They'll be here any moment. They'll be too late!
We have to save him!
You have to help me save him!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
for the fire department. It... We should really wait
[♪♪♪]
I'm going back in.
You'll get hurt! PATRICK:
Don't be a hero!
[COUGHING]
Please help me! Please! NICK:
I'm coming, Nick!
to break your door down with. Trying to find something
[COUGHING, GASPING]
[NICK PLEADING INDISTINCTLY]
I'm trapped in here. NICK:
I can't breathe.
[♪♪♪]
It's just right over here.
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Your brother now is dead.
You also are dead.
There's nobody who can save you two little shits.
BRAX: Alejandro can. Who?
Who the--? Aah!
Oh, boy.
This ain't your fantasy, asshole.
Did you hear that? SLOANE:
It sounded like gunfire.
Wasn't asking you.
Sounded like gunfire.
You know, you can just say sorry.
Yeah, that would be a start. He was talking to you.
I was talking to you both.
You, sounds like you were a real Ms. Teen Asshole 2009 back then.
past and ask for forgiveness. Time to make amends for your
And you.
Grow up.
this teenage version of her Stop giving
all this dang power over your life.
Revenge ain't gonna fix you.
Only you can fix you.
God, you two remind me of my daughter.
Never did right by her.
I'm gonna get you both off this island, one way or the other.
Let's go.
[DAMON GRUNTS] [SAW WHIRRING]
[GASPS] [GRUNTING]
Go, go!
[GROANS]
Stop!
Get out of here! Please, no!
No, no!
[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
[DAMON YELLING]
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS, YELLING]
No!
[BOTH GASPING, PANTING]
He saved us.
So we could get off this island.
I gotta get his map. Hold on.
Come on. Come on.
[♪♪♪]
to hang back and watch our 6. All right, I want you
No, I'm coming with you. No.
it's because we got ambushed. If things went sideways,
Make sure that doesn't happen.
more than a shotgun It's gonna take
and your idiot brother! to save you
Something like this?
I wouldn't do that.
I let go of this handle, we go boom.
Put the pin back in.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
Guns on the ground. Now.
My friend upstairs definitely going to kill your brother.
Then he'll kill you for sure. Not if he doesn't know it's me.
with me right behind you. You two go first,
BRAX: Go. Ha-ha-ha.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Tough guy. Come on.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, shit.
[AMPLIFIED GULP]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Grenade.
This will not end good for you
if you don't let us go now.
It will once I get my brother back.
Hand over the grenade. PATRICK:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. BRAX:
Do it. Now! Okay.
How do you know my name? Patrick?
Dude, chill, chill. It's me. Brax.
What are you doing here?
In Venezuela? In Vene-- What?
Why are you in our fantasy? You're in mine.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING] [GROANS]
Shh...
[GUNSHOT]
Brax? Hey.
SULLIVAN: We're here to help. I'm a good guy.
are in the house? How many people
We got a devil, a pig and a clown.
And my brother, he's Asian.
in the panic room. There are models
Could we go home now?
[PANEL BEEPS]
Chastity, real disappointed.
SULLIVAN: Let's go. Whatever.
Move, move, move, move. Come on.
[♪♪♪]
[WATER DRIPPING]
Oof! No, no, no, let go!
[YELLS]
[NECK CRACKS]
[GROANS]
Let go, little man. Let go! Give it to me.
Give me grenade!
Oh, I mean it, let it go.
Come on, come on. Move it, move it.
Grenade!
[GROANS]
Oh, God, that was close.
Follow me. SOLDIER:
Dude, you did it! BRAX: Oh...
We did it! JD: Ha, ha!
Oh! Oh! Oh, buddy! Oh!
I'm so happy you're alive! Thanks.
If he'd have thrown that grenade--
You would've sacrificed yourself.
That's why you're my hero.
You did something I could never do.
sell yourself short, Ali. I wouldn't
I can't believe the models locked us out.
I ever let Jenni go. I cannot believe
When I get home, I'm gonna tell her, she's my moon and my stars.
[GUNSHOT] [GROANS]
JD?
SULLIVAN: Cover rear! BRAX: JD!
JD!
BRAX: JD?
We have to go. Now! Why is this happening?
[WATER DRIPPING]
[♪♪♪]
We can't kill these things! Get out of here!
[GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
Come on!
No!
[YELLS]
[GUNFIRE CONTINUES]
The hotel's close. We just need to get there and find a phone.
Yeah, like we're just gonna be able to waltz in
and make a phone call. Look, Damon was right.
I owe you an apology, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I brought you into all this.
I didn't think any of it would be real. I can prove it. Ha...
She looks better than Tupac. MELANIE [OVER VIDEO]:
You recorded this?
getting revenge for years. I fantasized about
for wanting to document it? Can you blame me
I thought you were a hologram.
And here is the proof that I saved you.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
See? I used the Taser thing
and the water to take him down.
for not letting me die? You want a prize
for all of this was crazy, I know asking
you have to believe me. but, please,
I thought it was fake.
How did you figure out it was actually me?
When your real husband answered the phone, I... Wait.
[♪♪♪]
[DOOR CREAKS]
I don't think I can do this. You have to.
[PHONE DIALING]
[PHONE RINGING OVER VIDEO] [LINE RINGING]
[LINE CLICKS]
Will, please don't hang up! What do you want, Sloane?
Uh, I need your help. I've been kidnapped.
to some island somewhere. I've been taken
Oh, cut the bullshit.
Please, I am telling you the truth.
Why should I believe you?
You probably shouldn't.
Not after what I did to you.
We used to be happy, Will.
And then...
I don't know.
I'm not trying to make excuses,
but I felt you pulling away from me, so I wanted to hurt you.
It's what I've done my whole life, I--
who don't deserve it. I hurt people
And I am so sorry.
There is no defending
the way that I treated you.
if you can never forgive me. And I'll understand
this fixes anything? Do you think
Not even close.
Okay. Um...
What do you need me to do?
I have a phone number.
I need you to call it
that Damon needs the plane. and tell them
Damon? Do I even wanna know?
No, it's not what you think.
I'll explain everything when I get home.
Will...
thank you.
[♪♪♪]
[FIRE CRACKLING]
[JULIA COUGHING]
Come on, Gwen, please breathe.
Breathe, breathe.
Please.
[COUGHING, GASPING]
Oh, good girl.
What are you doing here? What are you...?
You got your fantasy redo.
Did it work? Did you save him?
No.
someone else's fantasy. I think this is
Where are the others?
Okay.
should be here any minute. Damon's pilot
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] [BOTH GASP]
[DINGS]
Grab one.
Okay.
[DINGS]
Whatever comes out of there... We'll deal with it.
Together.
[MELANIE PANTING]
[DINGS]
Patrick? Brax?
[PIPE CLATTERS TO GROUND]
What--? How did you find us?
We're looking for Roarke.
Who are you?
I'm her fantasy.
Not like that.
Where's JD?
[MELANIE SIGHS]
We have to get off this island. He didn't make it.
Let me grab the map.
A plane is on its way. Come on.
Head for the dock.
Head for the dock! Let's go! Go!
Back, back, back!
Hello, my friends.
Roarke, you son of a bitch. I warned you.
Fantasies rarely play out as you would expect.
Play out? My brother's dead!
I could not save him, just like Mr. Sullivan
couldn't save his father. Ah!
The staff will do anything to protect me.
a taste of their fantasies. The island gives them
They give me their loyalty.
And who are you loyal to? Do they know?
Know what?
We weren't brought here to have our own fantasy.
We were brought here to be part of someone else's.
Who's Nick Taylor? Because of Nick Taylor.
He was our roommate.
In a fire that I started. He died, six years ago.
into the building. I had just moved
I put a kettle on for tea,
the burner off when I left. and I forgot to turn
My fantasy took me back there. I saw you and JD.
JD wanted to check on Nick's room,
but I thought he was out with a girl, so... I made JD run.
You were there.
You did nothing.
Nick was in one of my classes. I didn't see you.
He asked me out.
But I couldn't believe
actually interested in me. that someone was
I was supposed to see him later that night, but I got cold feet.
He shouldn't have been home. He should've been with me.
Everyone who got off that plane has a hand in Nick's death.
one big revenge fantasy? So this is
Correct.
So how does this end?
Your lives for Nick's, With your deaths.
what the island demands. if that's
You know I do not have a choice. Call it off.
[PLANE ENGINE DRONING]
The plane. Get them out of here.
Come on!
[GROANS]
Someone has found his courage.
The plane. The plane!
There it is! Hey! MELANIE: Hey!
Hey! Over there! Hey!
Oh, my God. We're going home. Hey!
Who are you protecting?
Where are the others?
Stop.
She wants them all together.
[ALL LAUGHING, GASPING]
Oh, my God. What the--?
[ALL GASP]
SLOANE: No! No! GWEN: Who is that?
MELANIE: Guys.
Come on, let's go! Go! Run!
[♪♪♪]
MELANIE: Shit.
We're safe here for-- For a minute.
Okay, not to be negative, but we're gonna die here.
We're not throwing in the towel. She's right.
Everyone else works for Roarke. Unless they don't.
Julia, she pulled me from the fire.
She saved my life.
Roarke's servants wouldn't interfere in a fantasy.
Maybe she's not his assistant. Maybe she is a guest.
just started there. She did say she
She could be Nick's mom.
how controlling she was, He always told me
they look a lot like Nick's. and Julia's eyes,
I saw her coughing up blood.
This could be her dying wish.
she save you from the fire? Okay, but then why would
So Gwen could tell us why we're here.
a satisfying revenge It's not really
if your victims are oblivious. So we go to her.
try to make this right. We apologize,
Someone that brought us to this island to die
is probably looking for a little more than just an apology.
maybe we can stop the island. If we can't stop her,
Yeah, there's a spring with an ancient stone.
It makes the fantasies possible. The water in the spring.
Roarke did spike our drinks. JD was right.
then we end the fantasies? We destroy the spring,
How do we do that? It's worth a shot.
With this.
[♪♪♪]
[LOW GROWLING]
Anything else we should know?
It's a maze, so stick together.
so don't, you know, freak out. And there are sea snakes,
Did she say sea snakes?
We had a guide before, and even he almost got lost, but I'm...
I'm 99 percent positive it's this way.
Listen for the spring. MELANIE:
It sounds like dripping water.
Whole island sounds like that.
[WATER DRIPPING]
I think I hear it.
Gwen?
Shit.
We lost Gwen and Brax.
Give me the grenade.
I'll find the spring, you go find them.
No, no. It's too dangerous.
If you find the spring, call out for me.
I'll follow your voice
and then blow it.
Sloane?
[♪♪♪]
[ROCK HUMMING IN DISTANCE]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[LILA LAUGHING, ECHOING]
[♪♪♪]
[LILA LAUGHING, ECHOING]
[SNAKE RATTLING, SQUEALS]
Just sea snakes.
[SNAKES RATTLING]
[SQUEALING] [GASPS, GROANING]
SLOANE: Melanie?
[CLICKING] [GASPS]
[WATER DRIPPING]
[SCUTTLING]
[BONES CLICKING]
[GASPS]
Brax.
Am I gonna be okay?
[GROANING]
You gotta save me, dude. We should've never come here.
I did everything for you. I'd do it for you.
I tried.
It should've been you instead.
Mom and Dad love me more.
you were dead. Guh! They already wish
Aah! Ugh, aah! No.
JD, no! No!
[SQUELCHES] [GUNSHOT]
[WHIMPERING]
[♪♪♪]
[GASPING]
OMG.
What a pathetic loser.
I'm the real you. What are you?
The coolest girl in school. No.
That's not who I am anymore.
There's no defending the way that I treated you.
if you never forgive me. And I'll understand
Stop it! I meant that.
People never change.
at hiding who they are. They just get better
This isn't real.
You are not real.
I will never be you again.
[GRUNTS] [SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
Mommy, come see. LILA:
[LILA POUNDING]
Lila, what are you doing?
I killed Daddy.
[GASPS]
Because you don't deserve him. Oh, God. Why?
You don't deserve me.
You don't deserve anything good after what you did.
My friend was right. Oh, Lila...
You ruin everything.
Friend?
[DISTORTED VOICE] Hi, Gwen. Oh...
[GROANS]
[GROWLS]
Please, I'm so sorry. Oh, God, Nick!
bring me back, Gwen. [DISTORTED VOICE] "Sorry" won't
from gagging on the smoke, "Sorry" won't keep me
from burning alive.
what that feels like? Do you know [NORMALLY]
[GRUNTING]
You're not him.
you said it yourself, Please, Nick,
is gonna bring you back. none of this
I'm not the one doing this.
and she can have me. I know who is,
Just let the others go.
Do you hear me, Julia?!
Who's Julia?
[♪♪♪]
[ROCK HUMMING]
[FLESH SQUELCHES] [MELANIE GRUNTS]
Melanie!
[GROANING] [BLADE STABBING]
[PATRICK GROANING IN DISTANCE]
Patrick?
Patrick! Gwen?
I heard screaming. Are you okay?
This is not Julia's fantasy. I just saw Nick.
Then whose is it? MELANIE: It's not Patrick's.
Guy just can't seem to save anybody.
Not even himself.
As soon as I saw this place, I...
everyone here where there's... I knew I had to bring
no escape from my fantasy.
Yes. The one I asked for Your fantasy?
even heard of Fantasy Island. before any of you had
When I first met Nick, it was like I'd known him for years.
And we got coffee, and we ended up talking the entire night.
about saying something stupid And I wasn't worried
or trying to be cool
comfortable in my own skin. because he made me feel
each other again that night. We made plans to see
our first real date. It would've been
I wanted to look super pretty, so I bought a new dress,
I got this necklace.
I got to our meeting place, and I waited.
Hour passed, then two, but no Nick.
I started to think, "Sloane was right. I am worthless.
No one could ever possibly love me,
and Nick must have realized that too.
Why else would he be doing this to me?"
I stayed there all night, torturing myself!
I read about the fire, And when I got home,
and my heart shattered.
to my real-life fantasy, I was this close
you turned it into a nightmare! but all of you,
You could've had anything you wanted here.
You could've had Nick back. It would've been fake.
Our future was stolen,
moved on with your lives. and all of you, you just
Nick deserves better. Nick deserves justice.
SLOANE: Melanie.
"psycho stalker freak"? Don't you mean
There is hate in my heart,
and it grows every day.
as much your fault as theirs. You put it there! This is
That was an act. But you saved me.
So you could see my worth. Why?
Your very life on this island, it depended on me.
I wouldn't do that!
[SLOANE LAUGHING]
You thought I needed you? Really?
to get off this island. I was using you
I didn't think it was possible. Shut up.
You're actually more pathetic now than you ever were then.
Shut up!
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING] [GROANS]
Go, go!
[WATER DRIPPING]
Holy shit. She went out with him one time?
I can hear it, the spring.
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Hey!
Come on!
[WATER DRIPPING]
[ROCK HUMMING]
[LILA LAUGHS]
What are you waiting for? Do it.
It's reflecting her fantasy.
Please do not do that, Ms. Olsen.
Julia is your fantasy?
She said she just started here. My wife.
She believes that, yes.
was to have her back, You see, my wish
just as I met her, forever.
So she appears not knowing me,
and soon, she takes ill, just as she did before.
again and again. That plays out
Courting her became too painful.
I tell her she's my assistant. So I lie to her.
[GASPS]
When Melanie requested her fantasy,
I had no choice but to oblige.
You can stop her, Roarke. MELANIE: No. He can't.
and this island is his bottle. He's the genie,
Trapped forever. [SAW WHIRRING]
every guest their fantasy, And if he doesn't give
he loses his love.
You think that's love?
Letting Julia die over and over again forever? That's hell.
She was your wife, Roarke. She's not anymore.
She's not even your assistant. She's your prisoner.
You have to let her go.
[♪♪♪]
No! I cannot.
BRAX: No!
[SLOANE GRUNTING]
reach its natural conclusion. I'm sorry. The fantasy must
Those are the rules.
[COUGHING]
[WHEEZING]
The guests...
they're dying.
I'm dying.
You'll be fine.
Soon enough.
And the others?
with the island... If I interfere
I lose you forever.
Lose me?
[♪♪♪]
[COUGHING, GASPING]
You have to do something.
They're not the island's guests.
They're yours.
It's not what I want.
But it's what you have to do.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Melanie, I am sorry
your life didn't work out the way you wanted.
Mine didn't either. Everybody's sorry
to pay the piper, right? when it's time
I'll pay. PATRICK:
saved Nick. Let the others go. It was my fault. I could've
Oh, my God. Are you still trying to be like dead daddy?
Well, you're not a hero. It was just your fantasy.
She's right. ROARKE:
It was his fantasy.
All of my guests get a fantasy.
So if you drink the water, you get one.
Sloane's fantasy?
What, that she and her husband get to be together forever?
No.
That you and Nick do. Huh?
Those are the rules.
[MELANIE SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[ROCK HUMMING]
[WATER BURBLING]
[♪♪♪]
Fantasy fucking Island.
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
Get back! Aah!
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
Hello?
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Gwen. You okay?
Hey. SLOANE: Guys?
What happened?
You saved us.
Where's Patrick?
He died, as a hero.
He made his father proud.
[♪♪♪]
One star on Yelp.
So, what's gonna stop us all
from exposing this island and suing you?
Well, fantasies, Mrs. Maddison, are a lot like dreams.
You rarely remember the details,
but you always remember how they make you feel.
Well, I just remembered
the hell off this island. that I wanna get
to you now, Mr. Roarke? So, what happens
I stay here,
protect this place
and live my life without regret.
in your brother's fantasy, Technically, you partook
so the island can grant you one.
to go home, to have a life. I want JD back. I want him
In order for that fantasy to last,
you would need to stay here. Forever.
I was so horrible to her back then.
is forgive yourself. All you can do now
Okay?
Oh, excuse me.
Brax isn't on the plane. We can't leave yet.
Yeah.
I don't think he's coming.
[♪♪♪]
JD!
So, what now?
You work for me. You'll need a uniform and a name tag.
Quite the unusual one. "Brax."
my college nickname. It's better than
Lost a bet, had to get the dumbest ink ever.
Of what?
Welcome to Fantasy Island, Tattoo.
[♪♪♪]
♪ I've been waiting patiently ♪
♪ I've been livin' Half asleep ♪
All these pictures ♪ ♪ Paintin'
What's in front of me ♪ ♪ Losin'
♪ Bottled lightnin' Poured it out ♪
♪ Still here tryin' To figure out ♪
♪ Everything I'm missin' ♪
What's make-believe ♪ ♪ What is real
♪ There's a fine line ♪
♪ Between what we want And what we need ♪
♪ There's a fine line ♪
♪ And it's gettin' The best of me ♪
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Don't live for yesterday ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ We're chasin' dreams And runnin' blind ♪
Inside your mind ♪ ♪ With fantasies
Are gonna change ♪ ♪ Hopin' things
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Countless colors Were in my eyes ♪
Was black and white ♪ ♪ All I noticed
Can leave you so unsatisfied ♪ ♪ Funny how a vision
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ There's a fine line ♪
♪ Between what we want And what we need ♪
♪ There's a fine line ♪
♪ And it's gettin' The best of me ♪
♪ Oh, don't wish Your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Don't live for yesterday ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ We're chasin' dreams And runnin' blind ♪
Inside your mind ♪ ♪ With fantasies
Are gonna change ♪ ♪ Hopin' things
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Oh, oh, whoa ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Oh, oh, whoa ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ There's a fine line ♪ ♪ Fine line ♪
♪ Between what we want And what we need ♪
♪ There's a fine line ♪ ♪ Fine line ♪
The best of me, oh ♪ ♪ And it's gettin'
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Don't live for yesterday ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪
♪ Don't wish your life away ♪
[♪♪♪]