1 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,975 Dubey! 2 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,644 - Dubey! - [ In Hindi] Not here. 3 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,814 [ In Hindi] Not here yet? He's an impossible fellow! 4 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,858 Nearly 11:00. How to fix this? 5 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,902 [ Mutters] 6 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,654 [ In English] Pimmi, please bring the phone. 7 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,909 - [ Groans] - Darling, you want something else, huh? 8 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,911 - Tea? N/mbu pani? - No, no. 9 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,913 That bloody bastard Dubey hasn't come yet. 10 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,665 - [Speaks Hindi] - [ Phone Beeping] 11 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:30,044 [ In Hindi] He wants money but doesn't want to work. 12 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,548 Dubeyji? Lalit Verma, who else? 13 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,675 Very kind ofyou to answer. 14 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:40,346 What's going on? No sign ofanyone. 15 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,349 Alice? Alice? [Hindi] 16 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:46,852 [ In Hindi] Fry the pakoras Tea for the master. Hurry! 17 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:50,481 [ In English] Pimmi, l'm sorry to say, but Lalit takes on too much tension. 18 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,066 It's not good. 19 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,236 You 've seen a/l these young young men getting heart attacks these days. 20 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,863 [in Hindi] G00' forbid it! The wedding is 50 soon. 21 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:00,199 [ /n English] And La/it is doing everything sing/e-handedy. 22 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,826 [In Hindi] Hundreds ofthings to get tense about. 23 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,955 The marigold gate is falling apart. 24 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,290 The flowers are everywhere. What's going on? 25 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:13,212 [In Hindi] No need to get so upset, sir. 26 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:17,466 Flowers? What's a few flowers? 27 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:21,262 Foryou, l'll bring Kashmir's Mughal garden. 28 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,305 Just say the word. 29 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,016 L'm stranded in a trafficjam. 30 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,519 Enough! Get here on the double. 31 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,897 - Ten minutes, exactly and approximately. - Uh-huh. 32 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,857 I can't phone and drive. 33 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,026 - [ Hindi] ' ♪♪ [Car Stereo: Hip-hop] 34 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,570 - [Horn Honks] - What's the idiot up to? 35 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,156 [ In English] ♪ Everything you've ever told is a lie ♪ 36 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,409 [ In English ] Turn it left, left, left. [Hindi Phrase] 37 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,954 - Idiot! You want to spoil the - Stop the car! - ♪♪ [ Ends] 38 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,664 You'll spoil the decorations also. 39 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,333 - Don't even know how to drive? - l've only got one hand to drive with. 40 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,711 Who told you to break your hand at this time? Idiot. 41 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:57,172 - [ In Hindi] Where were you? - [ In English] I went to the airport to get your sister and her husband. 42 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,924 - So where are they? - I didn't see them. 43 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,135 [ In Hindi] You're incredible. 44 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,096 - Didn't see them? What do you mean you didn't see them? - I don't even know what they look like. 45 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,224 So why couldn't you hold up a placard saying “Mr. and Mrs. Tej Puri from U.S.A.”? 46 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,601 They could have seen you. 47 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,021 - Why are you yawning so much? - 'Cause /'ve hard/y slept... 48 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:14,315 and not to mention I got back from Australia just yesterday. 49 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,734 Ah, you young people. 50 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,986 What do you need to sleep so much for? 51 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,655 - Have you found out what time the flight is coming? - Yeah, about 9:00. 52 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,408 - So make sure you're there on time. And take this car only, okay? - Okay. 53 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,202 - And don't put on the A.C. when you're going to receive them. - Yeah. Chill. 54 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:30,372 Only put it on when you have received them. And park this car somewhere else! 55 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,125 - Chill. - And take offthat stupid topee. 56 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,502 [Man 0n TVSpeak/ng H/ndi/Engl/kh ] 57 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,546 [Hindi/English Continues] 58 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,758 [ P/mm/j In English] Where are those girls? Oh. 59 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,594 Oh, God, Varun. What are you doing, beta? 60 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,971 Why haven't you got ready? Didn't you hear Papa? 61 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,307 - He's getting so angry. - Ma, it'; the last step. 62 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,185 Last step. Coconut curry, Ma. 63 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:54,897 No, no, beta. Come on. Hurry up. Now don't give me a hard time. Come on. 64 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,608 And this TV - You know, l'm so sick of it. Take this off. 65 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,110 - Come on. Hurry up. - Ma, what are you doing? l'll do it myself. 66 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,237 What “wear it yourself”? l'll wear it myself. 67 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,406 [ In Hindi] The guests are on their way. 68 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,700 - [ In English] Did you change your underwear? Hmm? - Ma! 69 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,035 What “Ma”? 70 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,995 [ In Hindi] Did you? Out with the truth! 71 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,915 - [ In English] Or you're wearing dirty ones from yesterday? - Ma. 72 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,876 Ijust hope they're not smelling. You're such a silly little boy. 73 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,712 - “Little”? - Oh, God! 74 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,298 [Horns Honk/mg ] 75 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,846 [ Man, /n English] [ust because Ind/a has gone global... 76 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,598 should we embrace everything? 77 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,767 What about our ancient culture? 78 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,478 Our tradition? Our values? 79 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,106 You are saying censors/up is unnecessary. 80 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:40,275 - Absolutely unnecessary. - So what is your response, Mr. Bhatt? 81 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:42,986 Let's take the example of America. The First Amendment - 82 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,572 This is not Amer/ca. This 13 Ind/a. 83 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,908 [ Woman, /n Hindi] These are our laws. 84 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,870 Change the constitution, then censorship will follow. 85 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,455 What do you think? 86 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,916 [ In English ]just because you wear handloom and you speak in Hindi... 87 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,709 that you represent the common man? 88 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,002 Well, you don't. 89 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,296 [H0511 /n Engl/kh ] Lad/es and gentlemen, please welcome... 90 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:05,175 one ofour top dubbists in Delhi, Shivani Tanakiya. 91 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:17,855 [ In Hindi] Shiva/vi /et's hear some dialogue from the new script. 92 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,064 Go ahead, please. 93 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,574 [Woman On TV Moaning] 94 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,369 [In Hindi] Give it to me. 95 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,538 - [Audience C huck/ing ] - Come on. 96 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,748 More, big boy. More. 97 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,127 L/i/(e it like that. 98 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,464 Big boy, I like it. 99 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,048 Give me more. 100 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:47,926 Come inside me. 101 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,597 Give it t0 me. 102 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,599 [Breathing Heavily] 103 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,601 Come! 104 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:58,729 - [ In English ] This is what the common man hears. - So, somebody enjoying sex. 105 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,064 - So what's the problem? - [All Laughing] 106 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,192 We have to take a short break, ladies and gentlemen... 107 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:06,528 but please stay tuned to Delhi.com. 108 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:09,114 -,/',/' [Program Theme Plays ] - [Applause] 109 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,913 [Audience C hatter/ng ] 110 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,956 [Cell Phone Beeping] 111 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,796 - Hi. - Hi. 112 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:34,348 - How have you been? - Fine. 113 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:39,520 Are you happy? 114 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,104 Yeah. 115 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,989 I miss you. 116 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,325 - [Door Opens] - Oh, hi, Aditi. 117 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,662 I 'm sorry. We 're sta/T/hg in 20 seconds. 118 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,664 - l'll be right there. - Okay. 119 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,457 50W- 120 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,378 I have to go. 121 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,472 Call me. 122 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,393 [Door Closes] 123 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,855 - [Woman ] Aditi, why are you doing this? - Doing what? What am I doing? 124 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,857 I don't think you're ready for marriage. 125 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,402 - I just want to settle down. - 50 what do you 0'0? 126 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,737 Get married to some guy selected by Mummy, Daddy? 127 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,614 You 've bare/y known him fora coup/e 0f Weeks. 128 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,242 You are so mature, Aditi. 129 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,954 I can't wait around to see if Vikram's wife is ever going to agree to divorce him. 130 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,791 L've read too many magazines, Ria. I know it may never happen. 131 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,460 D0 you get al/ your l/fie' 's directions from fucking Cosmopolitan? 132 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,045 Don't get so superior with me. 133 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:50,173 But we're family, and I can tell you what I think, and I will. 134 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,967 That's right. 135 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,011 My older, unmarried Cousin Ria. 136 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,598 [ C huck/es ] Now, what would she know about pass/on? 137 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,146 I didn't mean that, did/I 138 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:08,358 For all this talk of passion, how about marrying for love, Aditi? 139 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,116 [All Laughing] 140 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,660 [ In Hindi] If he wants the works... 141 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,414 - then he must get the cash out. - [ Chattering] 142 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,833 The one-rupee era is over. 143 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,001 [ Mutters] 144 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,586 Tea anyone? 145 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,338 Fourteas. 146 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,381 - King Dubey! - At your service. 147 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,050 Gracing us with your presence? 148 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,093 Your daughter is my daughter. Why worry? 149 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:39,097 - The wedding is in four days. - [ Cell Phone Rings] 150 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,474 Today, the engagement. 151 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,225 The groom is on his way. 152 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,937 - Want me to lose face? - Important call. Call my pager, damn it! 153 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,899 More important things to do? 154 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,276 Now you're an event manager. 155 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,362 - Fix this now! - Yadav! 156 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,113 Tameez-ud-din! 157 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,991 - Lottery! ' [ Hindi] 158 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,618 Get down. Fix it! 159 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,997 Insolent bums! Want tea, do you? To work! 160 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,166 - [ In English ] I want this done now! - [ In Hindi] Right away! 161 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,709 - I want it fixed just now! - [ Hindi] 162 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,295 - [ R/a, /n H/hdi/Eng/ish ] H/j Uncle! - Hi, beta. 163 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,631 [ In English ] There's a Tempo right in the middle ofthe driveway. 164 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,759 - [ In Hindi] King Dubey, move your van. - [Dubey] Move the van! 165 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,262 - Where have you been? - [ In English ] We had to go to the tailor, and then we had to give cards. 166 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,182 - Those people are about to arrive. You haven't even got dressed yet! - Two seconds, Papa. 167 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,393 - Come on. Hurry up. - You're looking very handsome today. 168 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,812 - Yes, I know. Handsome. - Papa! 169 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,564 - Hurry up and get ready. - fDubey, In Hindi] How/0 ve/y/ 170 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,610 Take it easy. 171 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,654 - What are you doing here? -just chillin'. 172 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,656 - [Pager Beep/hg] - [La/it] “just chi/ling". ” Idiot. 173 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,076 - [Ria- ] We 're back. - [A d/Ti] H/Q Mom. We 're back. 174 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,870 [ G/gg/ing ] 175 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,456 - [Coughs] - [ Flushes] 176 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,756 ♪♪ [ Trad/T/ona/ Indian ] 177 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,342 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 178 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,852 [Dubey C flattering ] 179 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,522 ♪♪ [Continues] 180 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,948 [In Hindi] No, Ma. 181 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,869 L'll stop at the temple. It may get late. 182 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,497 No, I won't eat at home. l'll come late. 183 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,334 You can pack the food in the t/ffin. 184 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,342 Forgive me. 185 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,637 ♪♪ [Continues] 186 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,767 Ah? Ah. 187 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,852 [ C flattering] 188 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,315 /I/la, leave the wor/y/ng about the stock market t0 me. 189 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,318 I can deal with it. 190 00:12:56,401 --> 00:13:00,739 Twelve rupees a minute calling me on the mobile. Hang up. 191 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,325 - ♪♪ [Continues] - [ Chatter/ng Continues] 192 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,752 ♪♪ [Continues] 193 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,558 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 194 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,107 i.” [Fades] 195 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,527 [ G/r/ G/gg/ing] 196 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,406 - Aliya? God, what are you doing here? - You know - 197 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,536 [ In Hindi/English] I saw cousin Aditi naked, and I almost saw you naked too. 198 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:51,498 [ In English] You're so disgusting. Get out now. Out. 199 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,253 - Out! - What does this word mean? 200 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,130 - How come you're so irritating? - How come you're still unmarried? 201 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,800 [ In Hindi] Enough. Get dressed for the engagement. 202 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,888 ♪♪ [ Humming] 203 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,944 Hello, sweetie. 204 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,946 [In Hindi] What is it, my child? 205 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,866 [ In English] What does this word mean? 206 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,909 [ In Hindi] In God's name... 207 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,620 what on earth is written here? 208 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,706 - [ In English] lt's “uxorious.” - Huh? 209 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,667 - It's “uxorious.” - Uxorious? 210 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,796 [ In Hindi] There is no such word, my child. 211 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,841 It's a spelling mistake. 212 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:48,096 There should be an “L” here. lt's “luxurious.” 213 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,556 [Chuckles] 214 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,350 ♪♪ [ Humming] 215 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,610 [ In English] Oh. So that you are facing this way as barman? 216 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,654 L'm facing - l'm the barman. l'm facing this way, and this acts as a roof. 217 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,907 Yes. No need to be so happy about being a barman. 218 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,451 You're not supposed to touch even one drop ofthe stuff. Understand? 219 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,411 - Okay. - Barman should be absolutely sober. 220 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,623 - Keep this list. Make sure the servants don't swipe anything, huh? - All right. 221 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,084 And make sure all these bottles are there, and make small drinks for everybody, not too large. 222 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,546 - Okay. - The white wine and - The whiskey hasn't come yet! Uday was supposed to bring it. 223 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,926 - Here he comes. My unpunctua/ brother. - ♪♪ [Traditional Indian On Car Stereo] 224 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,928 - Good morning. - ♪♪ [ Stops] 225 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,348 - [ In Hindi] Brought the whiskey? - [ /n English ] What do you think? 226 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,725 We got real scotch from Uday's client. 227 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,435 Thank you, Sona. So nice ofyou. 228 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,938 - Hi, la/u Uncle. - He//0, beta. Why aren 'z' you staying with us? 229 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:41,399 - I have to study for my exams. - I hope my little Aliya didn't trouble you. 230 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,360 [ Lal/t ] N0, she 's such a little delight. 231 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,278 - [ Hindi] - [ In Hindi] Anyone about? 232 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,781 [ La/it ] Lez"s take the whiskey in. 233 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,824 Australian idiot -you! 234 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,785 [ In English] Pick it up and take it in. 235 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,580 - Kuku, this is too much. This is no time for family members to arrive. - lt's only 4:00. 236 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,707 [ In Hindi] We're hardly late. You get tense for nothing. 237 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,918 [ In English] [ust relax! A yesha... 238 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,046 this is C.L. Uncle and Shashi Auntie's son Rahul, yeah? 239 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,048 - They live in Dubai. Yeah. - Masqat, actually. 240 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,883 Yeah, Masqat. Masqat. Okay. 241 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,470 - You have a tattoo. - Yeah. 242 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,556 [ In Hindi] Huh? Talk fast. Can't catch the network. 243 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,393 Huh? Let me come down. 244 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,479 [Grunting] One minute! 245 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,440 - Speak. No, no, no. - [Watch Beeps] 246 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:26,736 Yes, l'll be there. 247 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,864 That's correct. Take the advance. 248 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,908 [ In English] Okay. Bye. 249 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,577 [ In Hindi] Life's such a comedy. 250 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,206 No signal up there. But there's one down here. 251 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,709 You know- 252 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,129 [ In English/Hindi] The virtuous virgin look really suits me. 253 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,298 [In English] I think your cousin Rahul would really like it. 254 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,050 You have to know this. 255 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,053 I heard your mother tell him and sister that your bra size was 36 256 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,473 - Why would she do that? - Sony t0 say, but /'z"s 32 'i4. ” 257 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,892 I know that, but we can't tell them it's 32 258 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,936 [ In Hindi] Breasts like baby mangoes. 259 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,480 - [ G/gg/ing ] - [La/it] P/mm/L come 0n. 260 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:03,857 [ In Hindi] The groom! 261 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,859 [ G/ggl/hg Continues] 262 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,695 The groom's here! 263 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,655 [ In English] Oh, shit. 264 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,117 [Chattering In Hindi] 265 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,119 [La/it, In English] Welcome. Welcome. 266 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,330 [ In Hindi] Congratulations, Mr. Rai! 267 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,833 [ In English] Thankyou. Thankyou. 268 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,585 [Chattering] 269 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,880 Varun! This is Pimmi's brother from Masqat. 270 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,215 - Oh! - Rahul. Idiot. Come here! 271 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,843 - Welcome. Welcome. - [ Woman] H1; everybody! 272 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,763 [All Chattering] 273 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,848 It's okay. lt's okay. 274 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,850 - [Man] Hel/o, ji! - Namaste/ 275 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,061 [Man] Ah. Namasre. Namaste. 276 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,063 [Hindi] 277 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,441 [In English] Hello, young man. How are you? 278 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:50,278 - Have you got the blue box? - [ P/mm/ ] Alice? Alice? 279 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,489 [Chattering] 280 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,285 - 50, excited huh? - [ P/mm/ ] Alice! 281 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,287 Soon to be in family way! 282 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,998 - [A// Laughing] - [Woman Clears Throat] 283 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,501 [Chattering] 284 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,878 - So, you like India? -Yeah. 285 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,964 Better than Houston, no? 286 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,717 Good, good, good. India needs young men like you. 287 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:18,264 Yes, yes 0f course. Computer engineers are Ind/e 's biggest expo/T. 288 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,726 [Clicks Tongue] Am I a coolie or what? 289 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,439 Rai-sahib, what would you like to drink? 290 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,650 Scotch, please, on the “r0ckiolis.” 291 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,736 - “Rockiolis” means ice? - Two lumps, exactly. 292 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,488 - Exactly. - Thank you. 293 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,406 _Uh_ - l'll have the same, thanks. 294 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,493 Uh, “rockioli.” [Chuckles] 295 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,495 Uh, Rahul. Two whiskeys here. Huh? 296 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,997 Two cubes 0f ice exact/y. 297 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,251 Oh, my goodness. Look at you! 298 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,463 Oh, how lovely you look. 299 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,340 - Namaste. - Namaste. 300 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,886 Rockioli, rockioli. Here. Mrs. Rai over there. Rockioli. 301 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,472 [ In Hindi] Pay your respects to Grandmother. 302 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,769 - [ In English] Hi. Congratulations. - Hi. 303 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,732 [ In Hindi] Look what I have for you. 304 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,695 Know why God arranged your marriage in a hurry? 305 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:18,074 I told him I had to see a great-grandson before dying. He heard me! 306 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,618 -[Laughs] -[ChaflPnhg] 307 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,290 How beautiful! 308 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,542 S0 fé/r and love/y. 309 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,502 Say hello to Hemant. 310 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,504 - [ In English] Hi. - Hi. How are you? 311 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,339 Fine. 312 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,049 [Shash/j /n Hindi] Enough! 313 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,802 [ In English] Give them some privacy, na? 314 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,556 [ In English/Hindi ] You know, I met C.L. only once, and we got married right away! 315 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,559 [A // Laughing] 316 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,103 [ In English] I must have another drink. 317 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,107 [ In Hindi] Don't you feel like getting married? 318 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,197 [La/it, In English] Rahui, idiot, come here. 319 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,157 Here. Come here and ho/d the camera. Listen. 320 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,159 Look at them. How handsome Hemant is. 321 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,244 [Chattering] 322 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,374 Come on. Put it on. Camera on! 323 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,376 [A // C flattering Excited/y] 324 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,671 [ Man Speaks Hind/j C huck/es ] 325 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,424 [La/it] On the ring"! 0n the r/hg/ 326 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,093 [ In Hindi] Sweeten your mouths, my dears. 327 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,679 [ Camera Shutter Clicks] 328 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,765 [ C flattering] 329 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,686 Thank you. 330 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,190 [La/it, In Hindi] [ust in time! 331 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,400 My dear brother-in-law! 332 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,110 Look at him. 333 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,531 [ In English] This is Varun? He's almost a young man. 334 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,370 How did you manage? I sent this Rahul to fetch you at the airport. 335 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,830 - He told me the flight was late. - No, it was not late. 336 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,458 Nobody was there at the airport, so we took a cab and came. 337 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,044 - You had to take a cab? - lt's okay. 338 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,588 Rahul, you idiot, I sent you to the airport to receive them. 339 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,674 You come back and te/l me the fi/ght was late? 340 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,343 [ In Hindi] What a complete idiot! 341 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,179 [ In English] He's been working day and night. He doesn't know India. 342 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,556 Bloody number one most stupid duffer. 343 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,977 - L'm sorry to say, but I don't like this. - [ Mutters] 344 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,063 [ In Hindi] Calls my son an idiot, then calls him a duffer. 345 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,817 Who does he think he is? l'm not coming back to India. 346 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,154 [Lalit] Rai-sahib, this is Mr. Tej Puri, married to my sister Vijaya. 347 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,074 After my older brother Surinder bhai-sahab passed away... 348 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:26,160 Tej Puriji has been the head ofthe family. 349 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,913 He has really looked after us. Come and meet Hemant. 350 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,166 - Yes. Excuse me. - [ Rai] Uh-huh. Please. 351 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,002 Excuse me. 352 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,004 [ Woman] It's such a pleasure to meet you. 353 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,173 [ In English/Hindi] My naughty niece, couldn't you wait? 354 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,677 [ In English ] You know how difficult it was to get tickets at this time of the year? 355 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,513 Difficult or not, we would have brought you here first-class ifwe had to. 356 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,391 We couldn't have had the shaadi without you, my darling sister. 357 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,020 - Nothing would have stopped us. - [ Mumbles] 358 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:56,607 ' [ Hindi] ' [ Hindi] 359 00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,777 Ria. 360 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,447 [In English] ls that you? Come here. 361 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,200 Come here. Come here. 362 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,286 Hmm. 363 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,290 [ Kisses] 364 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,375 [Sighs] God bless. Very good. 365 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,461 Hmm? Hmm. 366 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:28,556 [ In Hindi] The motherfucker doesn't have a dime to his name... 367 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:33,144 and he wants the White House theme for his daughter's wedding! 368 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,065 - [All Laughing] - How the fuck will that happen? 369 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,484 The swine hasn't any shit in him... 370 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,486 and he invites other pigs for dinner! 371 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,571 [Chattering] 372 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,157 [In Hindi] What? 373 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,576 - We need more ice. - What? 374 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,620 [ In English] Ice. 375 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,790 [ In Hindi] l've told them once. 376 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,460 L've told them a thousand times they'll need ice. 377 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,545 They never listen. 378 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,926 Now what? 379 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,429 Do you need some water? 380 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,056 Huh? 381 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,307 Water? 382 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,483 Okay. 383 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,161 Fridge water or tap water? 384 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,169 Fridge water. 385 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,674 [ In English] Thank you. 386 00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:49,387 [Chattering, Chuckling] 387 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:57,687 [ /n H/hdi] ,/' Our eyes made the r/ght signal,» 388 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:02,942 ♪ And I found a partner for life ♪♪ 389 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,361 ♪♪ [All Singing] 390 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,282 Shut up, you assholes! 391 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,868 [All Laughing] 392 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,203 [ La/iz' ] Pur/j/j would you like a cigar? 393 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,706 - [ In Hindi] I quit. -Quit? 394 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,375 America makes everyone quit smoking. 395 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,752 F V/Jaya J The Ra/s are so cultured 396 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,921 - [ In English ] Very cultured family. - Uh-huh! [Chuckles] 397 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,632 [In Hindi/English ] Speak a little English and you become a very cultured family. 398 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,801 - [ In English] Mr. Mohan “Rao”! - [All] Rai! 399 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,011 [ C flattering] 400 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,097 [ In English ] Tej bhai-sahab, I wanted to talk to you about Ria's plans. 401 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,099 Ria, come here a minute, beta, please. 402 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,685 [All Chattering] 403 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,646 - [La/it] R/a wants to study in Amer/ca. 50 - -lsthatso? 404 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,649 - We're hoping you could perhaps give her some advice. - What do you want to do, beta? 405 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:46,194 //j l'm applying for creative writing programs. 406 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,321 - She wants to be a writer. - Very good. 407 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,282 Have you thought ofthe budget? Where do you think the money will come from? 408 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,950 From my teacher': sa/a/y? 409 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,535 [ In Hindi] Make her understand. 410 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:57,580 [ /n English ] Why can 't she be like A diti and do the right thing at the right time? 411 00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,291 - But - - [ CL, /n Hindi] Lots 0f money in wr/T/hg these days. 412 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:03,127 That girl who won the Booker Prize... 413 00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:06,464 became an overnight millionaire! 414 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:09,467 [ In English ] Absolutelyljust one book. And who knows? It might happen. 415 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,469 [Shashi] R19, you must g0 t0 the States. 416 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:14,222 - You know Umang is also there. - Ah! Oh. 417 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,391 - You must give us his phone number. - He's coming here tonight. 418 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,769 We are hoping that Ria and Umang will like each other. 419 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,188 [ In Hindi] Two weddings in one! 420 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:26,484 - What are the chances of getting hooked? - Bad. Bad. 421 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:30,321 [ In Hindi] I have anotherjoke. Nonvegetarian! 422 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,365 [All Groaning] 423 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,576 Save the jokes for the sangeez'. He'll be the M.C., na, at the sangeet. 424 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,994 Very good. 425 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:39,830 [ /n Hindi] L ez' me sta/T rehearsing then. 426 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,165 [Laughing] 427 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:44,669 J'J'[Singing In Hindi] 428 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,048 [Hindi] 429 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,217 ♪♪ [Continues] 430 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,719 - [ Chattering] w? [ Droning] 431 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,721 ♪♪ [Singing In Hindi, Up-tempo] 432 00:25:55,805 --> 00:26:00,393 ♪♪ [All Singing In Hindi] 433 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,150 Oh! See? Oh! 434 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:11,028 ♪♪ [Continues] 435 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,160 - ♪♪ [ Rhythmic Clapping ] - ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 436 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,213 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 437 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,260 Papa! 438 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:41,475 - ♪♪ [Pop 0n TV] - Varun, out! 439 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,477 What's your problem anyway? 440 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:47,106 Just go! Can't I have some bloody privacy in my own house? 441 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,816 [All Shouting] 442 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,360 - [ Varun ] It's my house too, you know. - [ Phone Beeping] 443 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:55,239 - [La/it] Hey. Varun, what happened to you? - Nothing. 444 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,908 - Mrs. Mehta speaking. Who's this? - [ Beeps] 445 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,954 [ Tel] Okay, okay I have an announcement to make. 446 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:06,959 l'm thinking that if Ria wants to study in America... 447 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,128 I will fund her entire education. 448 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,421 [In Hindi] No, no. 449 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,923 [ Te]; /n English] N0, no, no, no. No arguments. No arguments. 450 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,343 This is my family. 451 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:19,138 [ In Hindi] I won't listen to you or to Ria's mother. 452 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,349 [ In English] See, Lalit, Ria is a sensible girl. 453 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,435 Ifshe wants to write, we must encourage her 454 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,772 But that's not what I meant. [In Hindi] I can still work. 455 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:31,525 [ In English] This is final! We'll talk about it later, okay? 456 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,445 Now you tell us what needs to be done for the wedding. 457 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,864 Absolutely. Now, you don't have to worry about anything. 458 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,867 - We are here. We '// take care 0f e veg/thing". - Anything. Anything. 459 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,577 Huh? 460 00:27:43,037 --> 00:27:46,123 [ C huck/es ] 461 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:48,209 Oh, my God. I don't know what to say. 462 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:53,798 But this is enough for rne that we are all here together. 463 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:57,009 My God, huh? Pimmi, it's wonderful, na? After so many years. 464 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,804 After Surinder bhai-sahab passed away... 465 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:03,307 I think this is the first time the who/e fivmi/yis here together. 466 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:10,314 Ria. Ria, Ria. [Speaks Hindi] 467 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:13,734 [ In English] Huh? Hey. Come. 468 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,861 Don't cry. I know you are missing him. 469 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:18,614 We are all missing your zivther. 470 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,784 But he's here with us. [Chuckles] 471 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:27,206 Your papa's hand will always be on this family. Always. 472 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,376 [All Grumbling] 473 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,545 Always goes only in our house! 474 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,798 - [ CL, /n H/hdi] 772/313/007}? 3' b/g prob/em. - Du bey! 475 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,800 " DU/JGJ/j -[IO/IO/76:R/'ng$_] 476 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,386 [La/iz', In Hindi] Alice, has the fuse blown? 477 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,722 [ In Hindi] Alice! Get the phone. 478 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:45,391 - [ R19, /n English] /'//get the phone. - [La/it] Rahul. Hey, Rahul. 479 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,893 - Go and start the generator. - I don't even know where it is. 480 00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:49,979 - Behind the house, idiot. - Come, l'll show you. 481 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,816 Hel/o? Umang? Yeah, yeah. just ho/d 0n a sec. 482 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:58,112 - lt's very unclear. - Hello? Hello, Umang? 483 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,114 [ In Hindi] When are you arriving? 484 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,617 Yes, yes. She's here, swinging on my shoulders. 485 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:05,953 [In English/Hindi] Hello? Hello? The line's cut. 486 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,039 [Dog Barking /n Distance ] 487 00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:12,126 [ Object C latters ] 488 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:32,271 [Gasps] 489 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,191 [ In Hindi] Sisterfucker, what a pain! 490 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,820 [Match Scratching] 491 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,822 /4_y_l 492 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:44,533 - [Scratching Continues] - [Clears Throat] 493 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,497 [ In Hindi] All the fuses have blown. 494 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,582 - Pardon? - Pardon? 495 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,336 Which is the house fuse? 496 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,379 This one? 497 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,547 [ Mutters] 498 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,925 L'll fix it right away. 499 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,678 The light, a little closer, please. 500 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,267 A little to this side, please. 501 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,904 A little lower. 502 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,908 Your shadow is in the way. 503 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,870 A little closer. 504 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:41,006 - [ In English ] You think you can handle it? -Yeah, sure. 505 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,852 [ Motor Starts] 506 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,937 [Muttering] 507 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,941 [Alice Clears Throat] 508 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,361 Trying to say something? lt's hot today. 509 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,781 Switch it on. The power is back. 510 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:24,800 What a silly asshole I am. 511 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:29,305 ♪♪ [ Humming] 512 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:35,269 [ Thunder Rumbl/ng /n Distance ] 513 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:01,086 - i.” [P0P] - ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 514 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:38,707 - [ Men Chattering] - ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 515 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,057 i.” [Fades] 516 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,059 - Hi. - Hi. 517 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,061 [ Kisses] 518 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,063 Well, l'm glad I got some exercise. 519 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:04,066 - All l've been doing is eating and eating and eating. - [Chuck/es] 520 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,360 [ In Hindi] “Eat, Son. Eat!” 521 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:09,488 [ In English] l'm sorry I had to wake you up this early though... 522 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:13,033 but this is the only time we're gonna have on our own. 523 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:15,661 There Zjusz' s0 many ceremonies. 524 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,830 I don't even know who 's who half the time. 525 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,040 [Chuckles] I know what you mean. 526 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:23,210 - I wanted to talk to you about our- - Here's the coffee, ma'am. 527 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,379 [Aditi] Thank you. Do you want something? 528 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,882 - L'll have a salt lassi, please. - Yeah. Sure, l'll get it. 529 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,968 Thank you. 530 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,808 I want t0 know what's on your m/no'. 531 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:41,478 Sleep. That's all that's on my mind right now. 532 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,984 I saw you with your family yesterday. 533 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,530 You guys are so close. 534 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,824 Sometimes... 535 00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:57,703 I worry about how it will be for you in Amer/ca. 536 00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,164 You mightjust feel so alone. 537 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,999 L'm sure I can handle it. 538 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,419 It'll be really nice to get away from this damn place. 539 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,422 - Why? You don't like Delhi? - No, I love India. 540 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:13,135 [Chuckles] I mean, I don't care. America's gonna be new for rne anyway. 541 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,804 [Hemant] My fiancée. 542 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:19,141 Sorry. / 'm just n01' a morning person. 543 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,229 Vicky, is it okay if I join the four-ball today? 544 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,941 No, no, no. l'll be there 100%. 545 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:30,235 L'll be there. Yeah. Don't wony. 546 00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:32,237 Okay, bye. 547 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,240 Pimmi. 548 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,619 - Pimmi. - [ Toilet Flushes] 549 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,621 - [P/mmi] Huh? - What are you doing inside? 550 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,623 - Nothing. - [A eroso/ Spraying] 551 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,167 “Nothing.” I know very well what you're doing. 552 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,087 - Come on now. Come on now. I have to get ready. - One minute. 553 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,050 [In Hindi] What is it? 554 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:56,887 [ In English] lfyou must hide and smoke, at least use a better air freshener. 555 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,514 I was a little tense. 556 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:02,017 Tense? What are you tense about? You 're going shopp/ng /'m the one who shou/o' be tense. 557 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:05,854 Well, l'm doing it for our darling daughter, na? You saw how much they gave us. 558 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,023 We can't look bad in front ofour in-laws. 559 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:10,067 We'll look very good with you smoking in front ofthem. 560 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:13,237 Well, doesn't Saroj drink? 561 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,531 Anyway,just let me go and do it, okay? 562 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,158 Well, P/mm/JY" goes shopping again. 563 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,369 And l'm telling you, it's gonna cost us. 564 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,580 S0 what? /'// arrange the money, na, like I 've been organ/z/ng eve/ytn/ng e/se. 565 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,250 Acha. 566 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,836 [ In English ] You 've organ/zed eve/yth/ng else? 567 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:32,965 Who's been nonstop on her toes for days? just tell me that. 568 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,967 [ In Hindi/English] Some gratitude. 569 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:38,178 [In Hindi] Oh, we are so grateful, dear Pimmi. 570 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:41,598 [ In English ] Thank you so much for working so hard for your daughtefs wedding. 571 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,600 Wait! Take of)' your curlers at least. 572 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:45,602 [Clicks Tongue, Mutters In Hindi] 573 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,272 [ In Hindi] This wedding is driving me crazy! 574 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:07,291 [ In Hindi] Today will be a long day. 575 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,794 It's hot, too, after all that rain. 576 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:13,797 May I have... 577 00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,091 a glass 0f water? 578 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,177 l'm very thirsty. 579 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,521 What is your good name? 580 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:32,441 - Alice. - Alice. 581 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,985 It's an English name. 582 00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:38,989 - Where are you from? - Bihar. 583 00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,285 [Slurping] 584 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,370 What's your name? 585 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,961 Parbatlal Kanhaiyalal Dubey. 586 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:54,129 L/I 587 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:57,090 But l've changed it to P.K. Dubey. 588 00:36:57,174 --> 00:37:01,220 But it makes people laugh. In the city, they call me Dubeyji. 589 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:03,722 Parbatlal is a nice name. 590 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:13,565 Uh- 591 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,779 They're newly printed. 592 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,200 L'm into event management. 593 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:27,246 It has the address to send mail through the computer. 594 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:28,872 Mmm. E-mail? 595 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:33,710 You know about it? Yes. Yes. 596 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:37,256 Keep it. Take some more. 597 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:39,299 This is fine. 598 00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,843 : //j //j 599 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,022 - Tell me you love me. _!/'_7 600 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:57,859 Have you seen the movie Tell Me You Love Me? 601 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,070 Yes. 602 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:12,249 - What happened? - Nothing happened. 603 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,919 I must be going. 604 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,881 [Slurping] 605 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,648 ♪♪ [ Lottery Humming] 606 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,901 Tell me something. 607 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:44,448 How many weddings have I organized so far? 608 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,202 At least 150 or 175. 609 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:55,917 How come l'm not married yet? Hmm? 610 00:38:57,711 --> 00:39:01,381 My poor mother has grown old saying... 611 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:04,968 “Son, get rne a daughter-in-law.” 612 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:10,182 Now l've done my thinking. 613 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:14,144 L'll put an end to my lonesome, vagabond life. 614 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:21,526 L'll find myselfa decent, simple girl... 615 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:24,446 and begin life as a family man. 616 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:31,328 The hope now is that the next tent Dubey puts up... 617 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:34,790 has Dubey entering as the groom. 618 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:37,834 Bravo! 619 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:41,129 I swear, pure genius! 620 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,215 Motherfucker. 621 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,843 Do I pay you to sit on your ass? Get to work! 622 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,845 [La/it] D Ube y] 623 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:52,891 Shit! Dubey! 624 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,893 [ In Hindi] Coming, sir. 625 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,355 Not a minute of peace. 626 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,482 Yes, sir? 627 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,026 [ In Hindi] This is the limit. A white tent? 628 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:06,613 - Yes, sir? - Dubey. 629 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,573 [/n Hindi] A white tent? 630 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,409 - Yes, sir. - What's this “yes, sir”? 631 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,744 What's with the white tent? 632 00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:17,165 This is the fashion these days. Millennium style. Y2K dot. 633 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:18,792 Smart-ass! 634 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,254 Awhite tent! ls this a wedding or a funeral? 635 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:25,882 I only have one daughter. I don't want a white tent. 636 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:27,676 Put up a colorful tent. 637 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,679 - Red, yellow, green, blue. - Okay. Yadav! 638 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,348 - Huh? - Get this down. lt's not wanted. 639 00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:36,601 - He wants the old look. - Get it down. 640 00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:39,020 What about the waterproofing? 641 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,939 It was never discussed. 642 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,774 What do you mean, Dubey? 643 00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:46,653 The peacocks have stopped dancing. It won't rain. 644 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,614 - [Chuckles] - Peacocks? You've been smoking pot? 645 00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:52,117 - Huh? - Okay, sir. Advance. 646 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,370 - [Shouts] - [ In English ] Advance? What for? 647 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,372 For waterproofing, meaning more money. 648 00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:59,875 [ In Hindi] In foreign countries, deal is deal. 649 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,668 [Arguing] 650 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,253 Look, sir. 651 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:07,007 See, everything in foreign style. In writing. 652 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,342 The number of plates and spoons. 653 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,344 But no waterproofing. 654 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,346 You want more? Pay more. 655 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:14,973 [In Hindi/English] Deal is deal. 656 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:16,558 [In Hindi] How much? 657 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,435 Ah. 658 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,353 [Beeping] 659 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:24,608 [Muttering] 660 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,652 - [ In Hindi] $5,000. - Huh? 661 00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,654 [ In English] Exactly and approximately. 662 00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:31,573 [In Hindi] l'm not a nonresident Indian. 663 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:35,494 Your garden is huge. Well, your daughter is my daughter. 664 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:37,078 Advance, sir. 665 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,290 Today we work. Tomorrow, holiday. Strike, day after. 666 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:44,294 - Then our wedding. - This is all I have now. 667 00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,756 L'll give you the rest later. 668 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,841 This won't pay for a thing. 669 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,637 [Horns Honking] 670 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,722 [Chattering] 671 00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:07,150 [ In English] Thank God it's air-conditioned. 672 00:42:07,234 --> 00:42:09,653 - Everything is air-conditioned. - l'm just going to have a - 673 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,655 - What does she want? - Ma,just one. 674 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:15,784 [ /n H/hdi] You '// flvl/ sic/c A Popsicle, now? 675 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,328 [ P/mm/j /n H/hdi] This one '5 for Hemant 's sister. 676 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,956 You bought one for his cousin in Bangalore? 677 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,958 So many cousins! 678 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,377 Look at this silk sari. 679 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,172 So smooth, even a fly could slide on it. 680 00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:33,843 Once your eyes behold its beauty, the fly has gone. 681 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:36,096 It's too gaudy. 682 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,139 [In Hindi/English] By God, fabulous. 683 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,393 - Who's the bride? - She's having a Popsicle outside. 684 00:42:51,945 --> 00:42:53,363 Aditi. 685 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,325 [ In English ] What are you doing? They're waiting for your approval inside. 686 00:42:57,409 --> 00:43:00,745 - [Whimpers] - [ In Hindi] Come! 687 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:03,623 [ In English] I don't really know how Hemant thinks, what he expects of me. 688 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,417 So then call him instead ofVikram. 689 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,004 Now please go inside before those aunties come out and start dancing on our head. 690 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,215 Thank you. 691 00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,553 [Bicycle Bell Ringing] 692 00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:21,224 Hey, you want a lift, baby? [Loud Kiss] 693 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,778 ♪♪ [ Stereo: Pop ] 694 00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:37,574 Aliya, go and sit. 695 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:42,037 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing /n H/ndi] 696 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,750 Now maybe, dial/j we can try the sitting step, and then the turn and - 697 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:53,256 ♪♪ [ Lip-synching] 698 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:58,219 - Whoo! - ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 699 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,728 Hi, sexy. 700 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:13,443 - Hey. - So, Sydney boy, can you move to this? 701 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:21,910 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 702 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:25,413 What's going on, QUYS? 703 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,962 Come on, did/I That's enough. 704 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,841 [Varun] God. 705 00:44:36,925 --> 00:44:41,221 Not more interruptions! We'll never get this right. 706 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:44,641 What is it Rahul? We 're rehearsing for the sangeet. What do you want? 707 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:48,853 [ /n H/hdi] Put them proper/y. Over there. 708 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,689 All right. 709 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,287 Not a single flower in place yet. 710 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,347 [Speaking Hindi] 711 00:46:58,274 --> 00:46:59,943 [ In Hindi] I knew it. She's a thief! 712 00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:02,237 [All Shouting] 713 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,122 [Muffled Shouting] 714 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:18,670 Motherfucker. 715 00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:21,756 [Arguing] 716 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:32,183 Motherfuckers! She's not stealing. Fucking assholes! 717 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:41,359 [ In English] Lalit and Sam are partners, and Vicky and me. 718 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,361 Lefs take them 0n, partner. 719 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,740 That'; a great shot, partner. 720 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:51,119 - Thanks, Rajeev. - Great shot there. G000' shooting. 721 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,454 - Thank God we're partners. - [Hindi] 722 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,456 I have to talk to you about something, Rajeev. 723 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:58,251 [ In Hindi/English ] You don't come to golfthese days. Where have you been? 724 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:01,713 [ In Hindi] l'm busy with my daughtefs wedding. Uh - 725 00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:03,923 - [ In English] Rajeev, I was wondering if, uh - - How's Pimmi? 726 00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,133 - Huh? - How's Pimmi? 727 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,135 - Pimmi's fine, fine. - How are the preparations going? 728 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,345 Preparations? First-class. 729 00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:14,434 But, uh, Sam, l'm having a cash-flow problem. 730 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:17,937 I was hoping to borrow some money just to tide over this wedding expense. 731 00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:21,107 - [ In Hindi] How much do you need, pal? - $12,000. 732 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:23,735 [ In English ] When do you think you'll be able to return it, partner? 733 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:26,905 Next month. I have a huge shipment going to Macy's next month. 734 00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:31,868 Hey, guys, Mr. Verma here has got some serious cash-flow problems. 735 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,370 [ In Hindi] A daughter's wedding, that's what happens. 736 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:37,457 [ In Hindi/English ] Thank God I don't have any daughters. Or l'd be wiped out. 737 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:40,877 - But you've got a high-maintenance wife. - But at least she's a self-financed maharani, huh? 738 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,879 [All Laughing] 739 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:44,964 I.” [ Tab/a ] 740 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:47,592 [In Hindi] ♪ O women ofthe house ♪ 741 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:49,636 ♪ Decorate rne with henna ♪ 742 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:54,265 [All]; 0 women 0f the house decorate me w/Th henna ♪ 743 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:58,937 ,/' Make these lair hands beautiful with henna ♪ 744 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:04,317 ♪ Make these fair hands beautiful with henna ♪ 745 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:08,279 ♪ Madhorama asks Which one shall we marry ♪ 746 00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:10,073 J*Which one shall we marry ♪ 747 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:13,701 ♪ Madhorama says The Fat One ♪ 748 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:15,995 ♪ The Fat One ♪ 749 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:19,415 ♪ The Fat One needs too large a bed to sleep on ♪ 750 00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:22,543 ♪♪ [Continues] 751 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:28,549 - ♪ Let'; drop her by the wayside,» - ♪ Right on ♪ 752 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,176 ♪♪ [Continues] 753 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,470 -;We want another; - ♪ Right on ♪ 754 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,847 - ♪ We are fancy gentlemen ♪ - yR/ght on,» 755 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:37,100 - ♪ Brimming with lust and desire ♪ uwk/ght on,» 756 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,811 - ♪ Life intoxicates us ♪ - yR/ght on,» 757 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,688 ♪♪ [Continues] 758 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:43,856 _J~DOlli€J' -;NowayJ' 759 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:48,736 ♪♪ [Continues] 760 00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:55,952 ♪ Madhorama asks Which one shall we marry ♪ 761 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,954 J*Which one shall we marry ♪ 762 00:49:58,037 --> 00:50:01,541 ,/' Madhorama says The Fair One ♪ 763 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,335 J~The Fair One ♪ 764 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:09,382 ,/' The Fair One has the color 0f butter; 765 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:13,386 ♪ She sleeps alone on the roof as her lover pines for her below ♪ 766 00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:15,847 - ♪ This is the one we '// ha vej - ♪ Right on ♪ 767 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,890 - ♪ This is the one we like ♪ -,/'Rllg'/7t on,» 768 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:20,560 - ;We will marry her; -;~ Right on ♪♪ 769 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:24,564 Shashi, remember when we were newlyweds? 770 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,649 Lalit and my brother would sleep. 771 00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,902 You'd come to my room and tell me dirtyjokes. 772 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,698 Your Lalit may have gone to sleep... 773 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:38,494 but my C.L. would never sleep, nor would he let rne sleep! 774 00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:41,873 ♪♪ [Continues] 775 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:52,633 [La/iii /n English] Hey, idiot, come 0n. Come 0n. L ez' 's enter the harem. 776 00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,635 - ♪♪ [Continues] - [La/it Laughing] 777 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,597 - Are, ladies! Are! - [All Shouting] 778 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,349 [In Hindi] Go! No men allowed! 779 00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:02,351 [In English] C.L. has a very good - 780 00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:05,521 C.L. has an item which is most suitable for ladies. Please, please. 781 00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:08,608 [ In Hindi] Stick with me. You'll have fun with me! 782 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:12,445 Cash in on the pleasures oflife with me. 783 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,448 L'm giving birth! 784 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:19,410 [ In English] So,Varun, enjoying yourselfamong all the women, huh? 785 00:51:19,494 --> 00:51:22,955 [ In Hindi] Lemon juice. The henna's drying. 786 00:51:23,039 --> 00:51:25,666 ♪♪ [S/hg/hg In Hindi] 787 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,044 [Hindi] 788 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,673 [Al/ya] Come on, Uncle. Thafs enough. 789 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:36,344 - [ Tej] Be a good girl. Don 't say no. - N0. 790 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,722 Open yourmouth. D0 you like it? 791 00:51:39,806 --> 00:51:42,725 - And be a good girl and open your mouth. - N0, Uncle. 792 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,727 [ Tel] There 3 only this much lefl'. 793 00:51:44,811 --> 00:51:45,937 No. 794 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:48,648 - Hi. - [ Ria] Hi. What? 795 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,900 Hi. Nice mehnd/j Ria. 796 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:57,073 She's angry, huh? 797 00:51:59,659 --> 00:52:03,246 Okay. Ria d/di will give you samosa, okay? 798 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,335 - What were you doing here? - Eating a b/g samosa. 799 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:10,920 - [R/a ] Why? - Because /'m hung/y. 800 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:14,006 - No, why are you eating it here? - Because the samosas were in here. 801 00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:16,259 - Why was he with you, Al/j/a? - Who? 802 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:20,304 - TejUnc/e. - Alice said the samosas were on the top shelf... 803 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:23,641 and Tej Uncle came to get the box down for me. 804 00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,309 [Sighs] 805 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:27,186 Okay, let's do a - [ Hindi Word] 806 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:29,188 - Okay. - Okay. Mmm. 807 00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:32,984 - I love you, Ria did/I - I love you too, my baby. 808 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,986 ♪♪ [Continues] 809 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,757 Alice. 810 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,473 Alice. 811 00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:29,081 J'J'[Singing In Hindi] 812 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:36,756 [ In Hindi] ♪ As I leave for my father-in-law's house ♪ 813 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:43,596 ♪ I will take your dreams with me ♪ 814 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,681 ♪♪ [Continues] 815 00:53:55,858 --> 00:54:00,446 ,/' The g/fl' 0f bracelets ♪ 816 00:54:01,489 --> 00:54:05,743 ♪ Binds me in marriage ♪ 817 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:11,415 ,/' My lather, I /ea ve the palace of your /0 ve ♪ 818 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:17,505 ♪ To become a stranger to you forever ♪♪ 819 00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,884 [ Bel/s Ringing, Faint ] 820 00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:25,638 [Horn HON/Ci Faint] 821 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:08,097 [ In English] You know, Pimmi... 822 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,850 sometimes when I look at them... 823 00:55:13,102 --> 00:55:15,104 I feel... 824 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:18,983 love which I almost cannot bear. 825 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:26,824 [ In Hindi] How did they grow up so quick/y? 826 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,579 [Sighs] 827 00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:35,041 [ In English] And when did we grow old? 828 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:37,501 Hmm? [ChucHes] 829 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:08,157 Ifonly their lives are happy. 830 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:16,957 And for that, l'm willing to take on every trouble, every sorrow in the world. 831 00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:28,761 - [Door Opens] - [ Gasps] 832 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:30,888 Oh! 833 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:47,905 - Need anything, beta? - l'm all right, thanks. 834 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:49,949 Good night. 835 00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:52,868 Good night, idiot. 836 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,294 I thought you weren't staying here. 837 00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:04,338 I changed my mind. 838 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,841 ReaHy? 839 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,760 How come you're not asleep as yet? 840 00:57:11,846 --> 00:57:13,806 Just thinking. 841 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,808 About what? 842 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:18,727 About good Indian girls. 843 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:36,954 - [ Rahul] ls this a scorpion? - Yeah. lt's my sign. 844 00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:53,262 - I should go. - lt's okay. 845 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,062 [Dog Barking /n Distance ] 846 00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,462 - I should really go. - Don't go. 847 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,464 Please don't. 848 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:34,803 [ Rahu/ Exha/es ] 849 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:44,313 [ In Hindi] The Betrayal ofyour Erect Dick- How does it feel? 850 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:46,148 Idiot. 851 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:49,985 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing /n H/ndi] 852 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:00,538 [Door Closes] 853 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:14,635 Where would you like to go? 854 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:19,598 Ijust want to drive and drive and drive. 855 00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:24,228 ♪♪ [Continues] 856 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,572 ♪♪ [Continues] 857 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,748 ♪♪ [Continues] 858 00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:53,632 ♪♪ [ Thunder Rumb/ing ] 859 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,846 Why did you come to see me? 860 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,640 'U. 861 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:07,021 wanted to be reminded why I broke up with you. 862 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:21,076 [ Thunder Rumb/ing ] 863 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:34,256 Somehow... 864 01:00:35,549 --> 01:00:37,551 I can't remember. 865 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,191 - Hello! - [Tapping On Window] - [ Gasps] 866 01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:55,569 - [ L/ikram ] What is it? - [/n Hindi] Ro/l down the Window. 867 01:00:57,488 --> 01:00:59,865 - What is it? - [ In Hindi ] What are you doing here so late? 868 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:03,452 - [ In Hindi/English] None ofyour business. - [ /n Hindi] Big Words in English, eh P 869 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:05,871 Should we take you to the station? 870 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:07,956 Out. Out you come! 871 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,501 [ In English] Take me to the police station? On what basis? 872 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:14,129 Indecent exposure. Obscenity. 873 01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:17,341 - [ In Hindi ] Who do you thinkyou are? - You may have a bomb. Who knows? 874 01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:20,052 [ In English] Don 'z' be r/d/cu/ous D0 we look like terrorists? 875 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,721 [In Hindi] Get out right now. 876 01:01:22,805 --> 01:01:24,390 - [A d/Ti] I/ikram! - [ In Hindi] You too. 877 01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:26,684 [ In Hindi] Hands up. Bastard' 878 01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:29,228 [Speaking Hindi] 879 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,147 [Cell Phone Ringing] 880 01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:36,151 - Your time's up. - Hands up, fucker! 881 01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,112 Home. [ In Hindi ] Give it to me. 882 01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:41,365 - Vikram! - [ In English] Hello? Hello, darling. 883 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,576 [ In Hindi] A bride's henna-painted hands! [Laughing] 884 01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:46,120 - You couldn't wait, eh? - Vikram! 885 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,331 Yes, I know that. l'll be home soon. 886 01:01:49,415 --> 01:01:52,543 [In Hindi] lfyou are in such a hurry, come with me. 887 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,670 - You'll be in for a treat. - [Crying] Vikram! 888 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:56,714 Well, there was an emergency. Yes. 889 01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,340 - L/ikram/ - Yes. 890 01:01:58,424 --> 01:02:01,468 No, don't worry. That'sjust a television show in the background. 891 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:03,929 - Don 't War/y about that. - Vikram, don't leave rne with them! 892 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:08,100 [ In Hindi] Shall I call your lover? Go get him. 893 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:10,352 - O hero! - Yeah. Exactly. 894 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,481 - [ In Hindi] Madam, stop! - [ Engine Starts] 895 01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:16,942 [Speaking Hindi] 896 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:20,112 - [Vikram] Hey! - [ In Hindi] The bird has flown. 897 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:22,197 Hey! 898 01:02:22,281 --> 01:02:24,908 - [ Policemen Laughing] - What are you doing? 899 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,750 [Birds C a/l/ng /n Distance] 900 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:06,366 [Whispering] Lalit. 901 01:03:10,746 --> 01:03:12,790 [Groans Quietly] 902 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,792 Let me sleep, will you? 903 01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:32,267 [Snofing] 904 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:36,438 [In Hindi] Grab this, Lottery. 905 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:40,776 - Catch! - Th row it! 906 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:43,362 [Se wing Machine Wh/rr/ng ] 907 01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:48,534 How should I arrange the colors? 908 01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:51,078 Any way you want. 909 01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:56,124 L'll nail it. 910 01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:01,338 Brothers, l'm going. 911 01:04:04,925 --> 01:04:07,553 - Do without me. - Whatk up? 912 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:09,972 l'm not feeling well. 913 01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:17,104 [Watch Beeps] 914 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:22,693 /'ve worked with Dubeyji five years. 915 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,653 l've never seen him like this. 916 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:28,991 - He isn't even eating marigolds. - We must do something. 917 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:32,619 [ Pimmi] A/icePA/ice? [Speaking Hindi] 918 01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:36,039 [Horns Honking] 919 01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:45,382 ♪♪ [ Backgrounof Ind/an Pop] 920 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,217 So what are you going to say to Hemant? 921 01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:50,012 - Everything. - Oh, God. Then? 922 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:53,181 He's gonna tell rne that l'm a slut and that I should get lost. 923 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:54,391 Adu. 924 01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,728 How could I have been so stupid? 925 01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,855 Are you sure you want to tell Hemant everything? 926 01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:02,399 I mean, everything'; 0l/er between you and l/ikram now. 927 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:07,154 - [ A yes/Ia, Varun Shout/ng /n Distance ] - Ria, I don't want to lie. 928 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:11,658 I don't want to start something new based on lies and deceit. 929 01:05:11,742 --> 01:05:14,870 - ♪♪ [ Ind/an Pop Resumes] - lt'sjust so wrong. 930 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,498 - You liked Hemant, no? - Yeah. 931 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,417 He's nice. 932 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,753 He's good for you. 933 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:25,422 I can't do this to him. 934 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,424 ♪♪ [Continues] 935 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:30,427 l'm going mad! What is this music? 936 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,138 It's Ayesha practicing for the sangeet tonight. 937 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,934 - Maybe she shouldn't bother. - What? 938 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:40,729 - Maybe she shouldn't bother. - Adu! 939 01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,360 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 940 01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:52,908 l'm really glad you called, though, you know, because I was gonna call you myselfthis morning. 941 01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:55,953 - Why? What happened? - Nothing happened. 942 01:05:56,036 --> 01:06:00,415 It was great to see you alone yesterday, so I thought l'd try my luck again. 943 01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:05,087 - You look really nice when you laugh. - Oh, yeah? 944 01:06:09,091 --> 01:06:11,259 - I need to tell you something. - Mm-hmm. 945 01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:14,096 You'll probably hate me by the end of it, but - 946 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,351 I really need you to know. 947 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:22,521 It's okay. l'm not gonna hate you though. 948 01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:29,528 This used to be my favorite haunt during my IIT days. 949 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:31,530 Best chai in the world. 950 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:34,908 - It's nice. - Oh, yeah? I was hoping you'd like it. 951 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:39,037 - Jaichandji! - [ In Hindi] How's life? 952 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:42,165 I recognized you at first glance, my friend. 953 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:46,003 - I haven't seen you around. - l've been away for fouryears. 954 01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:50,757 - What will you have? - Two ofyour special teas. 955 01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,342 No sugar in mine. 956 01:06:52,426 --> 01:06:56,638 [ja/chand] You 've been bra/n washed b yAmer/ca. N0 sugar, if you please. 957 01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:00,851 Yesterday, Naresh Sharma was here from America. 958 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:03,645 He wanted Sweet'N Low. Can you imagine? 959 01:07:03,729 --> 01:07:06,690 - We'll chat another time. - Absolutely. 960 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:07,816 [Laughs] 961 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:11,778 [ In English] So, what was so important? 962 01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,864 You don't want to marry me anymore? 963 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:18,744 [ TV: People Laughing, Chattering] 964 01:07:18,827 --> 01:07:22,039 [ In English ]just look at these. Mama gave these to me when I got married. 965 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:25,000 - Hmm? - Still so shiny and beautiful. 966 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,586 I never used them once. 967 01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,463 Ijust hope Aditi will use them. 968 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,631 P/mm/j what ha ve you spread al/ 0 ver? 969 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,176 I have to do my accounts, and I can't even find my papers. 970 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,803 - Please don't keep this stuff here. - Then get a computer, na. 971 01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:38,597 You won't need any paper. 972 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,891 Computers can do everything for you these days. 973 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:43,226 L'm too old to learn all this computer nonsense. 974 01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:45,979 And you know how much money has already got spen t? 975 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,732 Huh? You know how long it will take me to repay all this? 976 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:50,817 Don't worry so much, Lalit. 977 01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:52,819 Our only daughter's getting married. 978 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:55,155 Noth/hgk a waste. 979 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:58,116 Look at these saris. 980 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,078 Do you know I bought this one in Madras 22 years ago? 981 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,123 L've been collecting these since the day Aditi was born. 982 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,461 - This one is lovely. - Mmm. 983 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:14,716 [Sighs] And tomorrow she'll be gone. 984 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,595 Just like that, in one day. 985 01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:31,900 L'm sorry. 986 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:40,492 Yeah, l'm sorry too. 987 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:16,236 - [ Both Chattering In Hindi] - [ In Hindi] Move your bike, man. 988 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:20,490 Move your bloody bike! 989 01:09:20,574 --> 01:09:22,576 [Chattering Continues] 990 01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:31,626 [Engine Starts] 991 01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:47,350 [Horn Honking] 992 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:50,228 [ In English] Couldn't help yourself, huh? 993 01:09:50,312 --> 01:09:53,899 You had to drag me into your mess as well. What am I supposed to do now? 994 01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:59,070 “Mr. Verma, your daughter's such a rosebud. 995 01:09:59,154 --> 01:10:01,448 “We'll have a wonderful family in Houston, Texas... 996 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:05,535 “be fi/Pndg take our kids to Disney/and send you a coup/e 0f tickets eve/y year. 997 01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,329 “lt'll be lovely! 998 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:09,122 “But, hey, wait a minute. 999 01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:13,210 “You didn't tell me she's still screwing her ex-boyfriend while you were fixing our marriage. 1000 01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:15,754 “Huh? But that shouldn't be such a problem. 1001 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:18,006 L'm from America. We shall fit right in!” 1002 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:23,511 You know, l've been thinking, Lalit. 1003 01:10:23,595 --> 01:10:25,639 I don't want to send Varun to boarding school. 1004 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:28,642 - Come on, Pimmi, don't start this again. - I don't want to lose both my children. 1005 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,936 Pimmi, don't start up again, huh? We've been through all this. 1006 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,104 He's going to boarding school. That's final. 1007 01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:36,650 Just wasting his life, staying here watching TV the whole day. 1008 01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:40,737 There '5 no one here to discipline him. [ /n Hindi] He doesn '1' listen. I give up. 1009 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:44,991 - [ In English] ljust don't know what to do with this boy. - But he also needs love and affection, na. 1010 01:10:45,075 --> 01:10:47,619 - Huh? He's such a sensitive boy, Lalit - - [ Mutters] 1011 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:51,581 And he's so wonderful with all these creative things. 1012 01:10:51,665 --> 01:10:55,502 “Creative things” - like singing and dancing, cooking sesame chicken. 1013 01:10:56,503 --> 01:10:58,255 [ In Hindi] Let's find him a nice boy. 1014 01:10:58,338 --> 01:11:01,591 [ In English] Don't say that, huh? Why do you always look at everything like that? 1015 01:11:01,675 --> 01:11:04,511 You know what I heard him telling Tej bhai-sahab he wants to be when he grows up? 1016 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,304 - What? - He said he wants to be a chef. 1017 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:07,973 [Laughing] 1018 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,268 Itellyou- [ In Hindi] Our son will be a cook. 1019 01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,603 [ In English] Tej bhai-sahab nearly fainted with surprise. 1020 01:11:13,687 --> 01:11:17,649 - [In Hindi] A cook! - [ In Hindi] He'sjust a kid. 1021 01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:20,151 - [ In English] It doesn't mean anything. - He's a fool. 1022 01:11:20,235 --> 01:11:22,362 My son will be a man when he grows up, understand? 1023 01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:24,948 He'll be an educated professional. 1024 01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:27,117 He won't be singing and dancing in people's shaadis 1025 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,786 - Mama? - [ In Hindi] Yes, darling? 1026 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:32,455 [ In English] Can you do this for rne - make a much/j and on my eyes? 1027 01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:35,083 - Why, beta? - For my dance with Ayesha tonight. 1028 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,751 [P/mmi] Acha. Okay. 1029 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:41,464 Why can 't you 0'0 something useful? Huh? 1030 01:11:41,548 --> 01:11:45,302 Like some exercise or reading your schoolbooks for a change, huh? 1031 01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:46,970 Look at you - a big, huge hulk. 1032 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,180 Can 't spend your who/e life s/hg/hg and dancing. 1033 01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:52,309 - Why not? - What do you mean why not? 1034 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,894 [ In Hindi/English] You want to be an entertainer? 1035 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:57,522 [ In English ] You don't do any exercise. You don't even play cricket. 1036 01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,066 You don't read a book. just sleeping all day and watching TV. 1037 01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:02,068 And now this new nonsense - dancing. 1038 01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:05,655 Why? You also took Mama's dopatta and danced the other night. 1039 01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:07,490 Don't compare yourselfwith me. You'rejust a kid, understand? 1040 01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:10,702 But right now, you said l'm big now. 1041 01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:13,079 That's it. You're going to boarding school. Decided! 1042 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:16,499 - Since when? - Beta. Beta, Papa and I only talking about it. 1043 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:20,795 - No, no, no. I have made up my mind. - Shh! Please, let me talk to him. 1044 01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:24,549 It's going to be good for you, Varun. Beta, soon, Adit/ didi is going away 1045 01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:26,718 You'll be so lonely at home. 1046 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:29,220 So we thought you'll go to boarding school. You'll have so much fun. 1047 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:32,098 You've also been trying to send me away to boarding school. 1048 01:12:32,182 --> 01:12:34,517 - No, beta. - Now listen, beta. We arejust - 1049 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:37,270 Shh! [ In Hindi] Nothing has been decided. 1050 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,314 [ In English] That school is much better than this school. 1051 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,649 We thought you'll go there, and there'll be so many boys your age. 1052 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:44,027 - You'll really enjoy yourself. - No, I don't want to go. 1053 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:46,237 I won't go. You do what you want. 1054 01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:48,448 Beta, we 're just doing this for your own good 1055 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:51,034 lt'll make you a bit tougher. I think it'll be good for you. 1056 01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,286 I hate you! I hate you both! 1057 01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:55,580 You don't even understand one thing about me. 1058 01:12:55,663 --> 01:12:57,582 Don't you talk to rne like that! You understand? 1059 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,751 Fine! I just won't talk to you at all. 1060 01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:01,878 - Varun? - No! 1061 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,172 Beta, please. [ In Hindi ] Son, listen to me. 1062 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,257 - [ Varun, /n English ] Leave me alone! - [Door Slams ] 1063 01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:11,262 Happy na? Happy with what you've done? 1064 01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:13,681 I didn't mean to upset him like that. 1065 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,644 Why couldn't you say something? 1066 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:21,398 Don't talk to me, okay? just don't talk to me. 1067 01:13:21,481 --> 01:13:23,483 [Door Slams ] 1068 01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:29,906 [ In Hindi] Alice. Alice. Alice, one minute. 1069 01:13:31,533 --> 01:13:33,576 We wanted to talk to you. 1070 01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:36,996 - We're sorry. - We made a big mistake. 1071 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,165 We didn't do it on purpose. 1072 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:41,793 We couldn't see clearly. 1073 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,379 We made a mistake, Alice. 1074 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:47,298 - [ In English ] Alice, please. - [ In Hindi] We're sorry. 1075 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,092 It won't happen again. 1076 01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:52,512 [Bicycle Bell Rings] 1077 01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:57,225 [Engine Stops] 1078 01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:08,027 - [Door Closes] - [Footsteps Receding] 1079 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,048 Aditi. 1080 01:14:31,843 --> 01:14:33,761 L'm sorry I lost it out there. 1081 01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:36,806 I didn't have any right to talk to you like that. 1082 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:39,809 You had every reason to be angry. [Sniffles] 1083 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:43,313 Someone broke my heart, too, a few years ago. 1084 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:48,276 I know how hard and confusing it can be. 1085 01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:53,615 I really appreciate your telling me about Vikram. 1086 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:55,617 You didn't have to, but you did. 1087 01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:59,579 That honesty means a lot to me. 1088 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:03,374 Yeah, I know it's a risk, but what marriage isn't a risk? 1089 01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:05,919 Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club... 1090 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,254 what difference does it make? 1091 01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:10,340 [Sighs] 1092 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:24,187 I know we can put this behind us. I really do. 1093 01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:27,565 I believe this can work. 1094 01:15:29,526 --> 01:15:32,195 I believe we can be happy. 1095 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,657 As for the question ofwhether we should get married or not... 1096 01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:39,285 it's really for you to answer. 1097 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:44,666 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing /n H/ndi] 1098 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:05,562 ♪♪ [Continues] 1099 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:19,534 ♪♪ [Continues] 1100 01:16:22,537 --> 01:16:25,039 [ Bleating] 1101 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:54,736 [ Meows] 1102 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,991 [B/eat/ng Continues] 1103 01:17:06,581 --> 01:17:10,168 [ In Hindi] Bravo! The stock has gone up. 1104 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:14,464 I told you before the stock would go up. 1105 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:18,092 But you thought your mother was a fool. 1106 01:17:18,176 --> 01:17:20,845 That'; what you had dec/deo'. 1107 01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:24,057 “What does she know about the stock market?” 1108 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,935 I knew it. It's up, isn 'z' it? 1109 01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:31,481 N0 w you go tomorrow and se/l the shares - 1110 01:17:32,357 --> 01:17:33,608 0/1, G00'. 1111 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:37,028 What is the use 0f this money? 1112 01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:41,616 /'// d/e before I see the fivce 0f a grandson. 1113 01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:44,410 Your fivtherk name will sink without a trace. 1114 01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:46,704 Listen. 1115 01:17:46,788 --> 01:17:49,749 Did you te// the neighbors about the toilet? 1116 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,793 It's flooded again. 1117 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:56,089 What sin did I comm/z'? 1118 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,549 You don 't like any girl! 1119 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,011 Don '2' you fée/ like settling down? 1120 01:18:03,471 --> 01:18:08,184 Ramesh 13 six months younger than you, and he has two children. 1121 01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,269 He earns ha/f what you do. 1122 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:14,982 Her mother 5/10 W5 of)' her grandsons to make me jealous. 1123 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:22,115 0/1, G00'! Have you gone mad? 1124 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:24,575 Roaming about in your underwear.' 1125 01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:27,161 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing /n H/ndi] 1126 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:44,512 ♪♪ [Continues] 1127 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,196 [Rahul] Here. Here's yours. 1128 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,490 - Yes, of course. - Especially my mom. 1129 01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:05,992 [Chattering] 1130 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:07,869 Yeah, exactly. Sure. 1131 01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:10,663 - How are you? - Very well. How are you doing? 1132 01:19:10,747 --> 01:19:13,332 Ladies and gentlemen... 1133 01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,960 attention, please. 1134 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:21,758 Welcome, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ladies... 1135 01:19:21,841 --> 01:19:25,052 and gentlemen and, of course, lovely children. 1136 01:19:25,136 --> 01:19:26,846 - Listen to me. - Mama! 1137 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:31,058 Todayk sangeet for our be/o veo' A d/T/L. 1138 01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:34,228 - and our dearson - - [ Woman ] Son-in-la W! 1139 01:19:34,312 --> 01:19:37,148 Son-in-lam eh? 1140 01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:39,901 And marriage will take place tomorrow. 1141 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,987 -[App/ause] - Rahul! Rahul! 1142 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,948 [Man ] Are you, like, the only bartender here? 1143 01:19:46,032 --> 01:19:48,075 I ordered a Bacardi Coke, like 20 minutes ago, man. 1144 01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:49,994 - Justa sec. - Rahul! 1145 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:53,748 - Gin and ton/c - no ice, lots of gin. - Make that two. 1146 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:54,957 Sure. 1147 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:57,794 [ In Hindi] After Partition, we came here with nothing. 1148 01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,921 Nowhere to go, no future. 1149 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,882 Tej's family looked after us. 1150 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:05,593 He educated us, made us stand on our feet. 1151 01:20:06,928 --> 01:20:10,264 - [ In English] Move, man. - Sorry, man. l'm sorry. Chill. 1152 01:20:10,348 --> 01:20:13,100 [ In Hindi] There are no accounts between families. 1153 01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:15,728 Now you're one of us. 1154 01:20:15,812 --> 01:20:17,063 Welcome. Welcome. 1155 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:20,650 [ In Hindi] “Your eyes brim with intoxication. 1156 01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:23,945 Your skin glows from the fragrance of rose petals.” 1157 01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:25,947 [ In English] Who's that clown? 1158 01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:28,074 [Chuckling] That's my dad. 1159 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:31,994 Varun, you can't say no now. Please, Varun! 1160 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:35,706 [ In Hindi/English] Listen. Don't take out your parents' anger on me. 1161 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,375 Varun, please. 1162 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,877 I told you, I don't care about anything anymore. 1163 01:20:39,961 --> 01:20:42,922 I don't care, and that's decided. 1164 01:20:44,257 --> 01:20:48,553 [ In Hindi] May this enchanted evening glow forever. 1165 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,429 [Guests Applauding, Cheering] 1166 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:55,059 [ In English] In my opinion, you Punjabis are way too ostentatious. 1167 01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:57,645 In my opinion,you Bengalis are way too pretentious. 1168 01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,772 [Laughing] Touché, Ria. 1169 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,357 This isjibesh, Vandana. 1170 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,068 This is Mrs. Rai, Aditi's ma-in-law to be. 1171 01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:06,195 ♪♪ [ Backgrounof Man Singing /n Hindi] 1172 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:09,156 - [ Woman Laughing] - [ Woman #2] Whafs s0 funny? 1173 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,534 [ Woman #3] Yeah. What? s0 funny? 1174 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:14,579 - Ria, get me a rum and Coke. - Vandi, please go get it yourself. 1175 01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:18,291 Please, please, please. I would, but I know so many people who know my parents. 1176 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:21,711 - [Clicks Tongue] - Please, just get it. Please. 1177 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:24,505 - [CL ] We will start this evening - - Okay. 1178 01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:28,843 W/T/7 a - [Hindi Word] ITEM... 1179 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:33,264 by our own beloved Ayesha! 1180 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:35,349 - [Guests Cheering, App/aud/ng] - Please, A yesha. 1181 01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:38,477 - What's the matter? - Varun won't do the dance anymore. 1182 01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:41,439 - Shit. l'm so sorry to hear that. - I don't know what to do - 1183 01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:43,900 I need tojust - Rahul,you can do it. 1184 01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:46,360 I mean, you've seen us rehearse the steps so many times. 1185 01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:48,988 - You crazy? - You can make up the steps as we go along. 1186 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:53,117 You said that you love to dance. Please, l'm begging you. I really need your help. 1187 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,369 I can dance, but it's not a nightclub in Melbourne. 1188 01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:57,705 I can't dance to this music. 1189 01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:59,916 [ In English/Hindi] Bloody foreigner! 1190 01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:02,376 [CL Continues /n Hindi] 1191 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:05,087 ljust fell from grace. 1192 01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:08,215 My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. 1193 01:22:08,299 --> 01:22:12,053 I mean, ifyou keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. 1194 01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,471 [Sighs] 1195 01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:16,766 [ In Hindi] “Only brave warriors fall from their horses in battle. 1196 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:21,520 How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?” 1197 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:26,442 [ In English] Meaning, sweetheart, the main thing is... 1198 01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:28,986 you have to fight the battle. 1199 01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:31,197 F c1. ] AyeS/Ia/ 1200 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,574 [ Guests App/aud/ng: Cheering] 1201 01:22:33,658 --> 01:22:36,744 - ♪♪ [Pop 0n RA, S/ow Tempo] - [ Woman] Oh, my Goo'! Whoa! 1202 01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:39,121 [Guests Shouting, Chattering] 1203 01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:40,831 [Chattering, Laughing] 1204 01:22:40,915 --> 01:22:42,959 ♪♪ [Continues] 1205 01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:44,919 [Woman] More applause for Ayesha. 1206 01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:47,630 [Man ] Look at her, huh? 1207 01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:49,715 ♪♪ [ Up-tempo ] 1208 01:22:49,799 --> 01:22:53,094 - [Cheering] - [Whistling] 1209 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:59,058 ",/',/' [Man Singing /n Hindi] - [ Woman] 0h, yeah! 1210 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:03,229 [Chattering] 1211 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,815 ♪♪ [ Woman Singing /n H/ndi] 1212 01:23:07,233 --> 01:23:08,901 ♪♪ [ Man, Woman Alternating] 1213 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,155 ♪♪ [ Lip-synching] 1214 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,638 Come on, girl. That's it! 1215 01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:40,224 ♪♪ [ Lip-synching] 1216 01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:53,738 [Cheering] 1217 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,998 [ In Hindi] We're in-laws now. 1218 01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,181 [ Whistling] 1219 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,364 [R129 ] Oh, my G00'! 1220 01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,997 f woman] Yea; 1221 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:57,426 [Cheering] 1222 01:24:57,510 --> 01:24:59,470 [La/iz', /n Hindi] The idiot'; dancing' 1223 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:02,348 Bra v0! 1224 01:25:15,486 --> 01:25:19,406 ♪♪ [ Rhythm Clapping] 1225 01:25:22,326 --> 01:25:24,245 [Man] Come on, come on! 1226 01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:30,126 [La/it Shouting /n Hindi] 1227 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:35,089 [La/it, /n English] Nobody is to sit. E veg/body come and dance! 1228 01:25:51,564 --> 01:25:54,733 [ In Hindi/English] I love you, brother! 1229 01:26:05,286 --> 01:26:08,205 ♪♪ [ Lip-synching] 1230 01:26:13,961 --> 01:26:15,963 Come on. 1231 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:29,518 ♪♪ [ Continues, Faint] 1232 01:26:29,602 --> 01:26:32,605 [ Laughing, Chattering] 1233 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:21,320 - [ Water Running] - [Dishes flattering] 1234 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,546 - Let's stay up all night together. - [Chuckles] 1235 01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:45,094 Really. Let's talk. 1236 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:48,555 [Chuckles] Talk? Why would you want to talk? 1237 01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:26,468 Alice. 1238 01:29:04,965 --> 01:29:07,509 [ Ria ] Ah! Here comes my kissing cousin, A dit/I 1239 01:29:07,593 --> 01:29:09,762 [ Woman] Please, Sister. Please. 1240 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:12,222 - Hi, lovebirds. - [Hemant] Okay, okay, okay. 1241 01:29:12,306 --> 01:29:15,225 - [ Wolf Whistle ] - I can only handle one woman at a time. 1242 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,685 Oh, really? 1243 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:21,357 [ R/a ] Don 't tire yourself out. Tomorrow's the b/g might. 1244 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,525 Oh, yeah. And don't corrupt my elder sister, huh? 1245 01:29:23,609 --> 01:29:26,570 [ In Hindi] You have listened to everyone but Shashi. 1246 01:29:26,653 --> 01:29:29,281 [All Chattering] 1247 01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:34,495 And now we present Shashiji! 1248 01:29:36,205 --> 01:29:38,707 [ In Hindi] My throat is sore, but l'll try. 1249 01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:41,085 [ In English] I don't like kissing. 1250 01:29:41,168 --> 01:29:43,879 Typical man. [ In Hindi] Head straight here. 1251 01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:47,007 [ /n English ] N0, real/y. / get/us!' so confused about what to do. 1252 01:29:47,091 --> 01:29:50,511 Does your tongue go right in? Does it move around? Does it stay still? 1253 01:29:50,594 --> 01:29:54,598 - Itjust makes me too nervous. - Don't think.just go with the flow. 1254 01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:56,433 Whoo! [Laughs] 1255 01:29:56,517 --> 01:29:58,936 Don 't think? [ Exha/es ] / wish lcou/d do that 1256 01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,063 [ R1}? ] I don '1' know. / mean, kissing could be great... 1257 01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:03,607 but my mind starts whizzing with the weirdest thoughts... 1258 01:30:03,690 --> 01:30:08,070 and sudden/y I 'm thinking 0f some banal, practical thing that needs t0 be taken care of 1259 01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:11,198 I don't know what the big deal is. I know all about kissing. 1260 01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:14,076 - Really, baby? -Ac/1a. Everything? 1261 01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,287 - Yeah. What's the big deal? - No big deal. 1262 01:30:17,371 --> 01:30:20,207 It's gross. You open your mouth, and he sticks his tongue in. 1263 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,795 Yeah, don't you know? That's how older people kiss. 1264 01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:27,506 ♪♪ [Shash/S/hg/ng In Hindi] 1265 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,802 [Man] Sure, let 's g0. I'm rea/A/ exhausted 1266 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:34,304 [Murmurs] 1267 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:37,641 - Bye. Bye. - See you. See you, Varun. 1268 01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:39,601 Bye, Varun. 1269 01:30:39,685 --> 01:30:42,354 J'J'[Singing In Hindi] 1270 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:51,029 Come on. 1271 01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:53,115 [WhimperS] 1272 01:30:54,408 --> 01:30:57,202 Mama, I want to sleep. 1273 01:30:57,286 --> 01:30:59,246 - Okay. - [WhimperS] 1274 01:31:01,206 --> 01:31:05,043 [Cell Phone Ringing] 1275 01:31:05,127 --> 01:31:07,129 - [ Mutters] - Hello? 1276 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:13,177 Yeah, Mr. Culkin. Yeah, one moment. One moment. 1277 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:20,392 [Chattering] 1278 01:31:20,476 --> 01:31:23,145 - L'll go help, huh? - Okay. 1279 01:31:27,816 --> 01:31:30,319 - [ In Hindi ] Aliya, come. - [ In English] She's so sleepy. 1280 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:32,154 [In Hindi] Troubling your mother? 1281 01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:34,364 - [ In English] l'll take her out for a drive. - Okay, fine. 1282 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:40,829 [Al/ya l / don '2' want ice cream. 1283 01:31:40,913 --> 01:31:43,040 [Whispering, indistinct] 1284 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:47,920 - [ Tej ] Strawberry ice cream? - [ Uday] Absolutely no. 1285 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,756 Oh, she's tired and cranky. I thought l'd take her out for a drive. 1286 01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:52,341 Thank you. 1287 01:31:53,300 --> 01:31:55,135 Yeah. Yeah, sorry. 1288 01:31:56,470 --> 01:32:00,140 - [Vandana] Ria? - [jibesh] Ria, what's happening? 1289 01:32:00,224 --> 01:32:03,268 [ In Hindi] Did you see Tej Uncle? That tall old man. 1290 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:07,189 [Engine Starts] 1291 01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:19,618 - [ In English ] What's the matter, Ria? -Just let her go. 1292 01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:23,413 - Huh? ls anything the matter, beta? What is it? -just let her go. 1293 01:32:23,497 --> 01:32:25,541 - Let her go from what? - From you, you bastard! 1294 01:32:25,624 --> 01:32:27,543 - Are you all right? - [ Uday] Have you gone mad? 1295 01:32:27,626 --> 01:32:30,587 I don't know. Maybe she's had a bit too much to drink, huh? 1296 01:32:30,671 --> 01:32:34,091 - [ Laughing] -What happened? 1297 01:32:34,174 --> 01:32:36,677 It wasn't enough that he touched me when I was a girl? 1298 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,471 That wash 'z' enough? You had t0 teach Al/ya how older people kiss? 1299 01:32:39,555 --> 01:32:42,099 - Ria, will you stop this nonsense? - What did you get out of it? 1300 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:44,851 I didn't even have breasts, you sick man! [Gasps] 1301 01:32:44,935 --> 01:32:46,853 [ In Hindi] lnsolent, crazy girl! 1302 01:32:48,063 --> 01:32:49,856 [ In English] Seven afternoons. 1303 01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:52,651 Seven afternoons of how older people kiss? 1304 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,570 - Ria. - You took my clothes off 1305 01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:56,280 - Ria, stop. - “Open your mouth, Ria.” 1306 01:32:56,363 --> 01:32:58,115 - Will you stop it! - Don't touch me! 1307 01:32:58,198 --> 01:33:00,325 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 1308 01:33:01,368 --> 01:33:03,078 Now he's doing it all over again to Aliya. 1309 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:05,038 She's lying, Lalit. She's lying. 1310 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,500 [R/a ] You don 't want t0 believe me? 1311 01:33:08,584 --> 01:33:11,712 Then fine. l'm not a part ofthis. 1312 01:33:13,964 --> 01:33:15,882 L'm not a part ofyou. 1313 01:33:17,551 --> 01:33:20,137 Say something, La/it. She's lying' 1314 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,931 - She's lying. - You know I don't lie, chachu. 1315 01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:26,184 You know it! You know I don '2' lie! 1316 01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:29,271 f V/Jaya] She 's lying", La/iz'. 1317 01:33:29,354 --> 01:33:31,815 - Unmarried girls like Ria - they make up all these fantasies. - Ria. 1318 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:33,400 Ria. Ria. 1319 01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:35,569 - Ria. Ria. - [ Sobbing] 1320 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:38,905 Ria, you can't go away like this. Ria, please. Ria. 1321 01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:47,414 She's mad. 1322 01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:54,254 The girl's going crazy. 1323 01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:01,511 Lalit. 1324 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:23,867 [ Deep Breath] 1325 01:34:30,791 --> 01:34:33,460 [A l/J/a 3' Voice ] Please, Papa. P/ease. 1326 01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:46,181 [Sobbing] 1327 01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:29,307 - [ Sobbing] - Lalit. Huh? 1328 01:35:29,391 --> 01:35:31,393 Oh, God. 1329 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:38,275 [ In Hindi] l'm falling, Pimmi. Hold me. 1330 01:35:41,194 --> 01:35:43,155 [Pimmi] Shh. 1331 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,044 Ria? 1332 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,966 Ria? 1333 01:37:27,717 --> 01:37:29,928 [Crying] 1334 01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:32,013 Rig? 1335 01:37:34,224 --> 01:37:36,226 [In H/hdi] Don 'z' 0'0 this, my chi/a'. 1336 01:37:37,269 --> 01:37:38,979 Let's go home. 1337 01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:43,024 [/n English] Come. I want you to come home with me just now... 1338 01:37:43,108 --> 01:37:45,443 and I don 't want t0 listen to anything: please, huh? 1339 01:37:45,527 --> 01:37:47,445 just change your clothes and come home with me. 1340 01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:51,199 - L'll wait for you in the other room. - Don't pretend like nothing happened. 1341 01:37:51,283 --> 01:37:53,159 - Ria, l'm not pretending. - You are! You are! 1342 01:37:53,243 --> 01:37:55,829 - You are! - Beta, I don't even know how to console you, Ria. 1343 01:37:57,998 --> 01:38:00,208 What you have gone through, I can't even imagine it. 1344 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:03,003 [ In Hindi] I don't understand. What can I do? 1345 01:38:03,086 --> 01:38:05,088 You can do nothing, Uncle. 1346 01:38:07,173 --> 01:38:09,467 [ In English] Ria, ifyou don't come home - 1347 01:38:09,551 --> 01:38:11,511 [ In Hindi] Without you, the wedding can't happen. 1348 01:38:14,764 --> 01:38:16,516 [ In English] Come home, R/Lv. 1349 01:38:17,767 --> 01:38:20,353 I don't even know what to do. 1350 01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:27,152 I don't know what to do, Ria. My hands are tied. 1351 01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:31,448 Tej bhai-sahab and our fémi/y goes back a ve/y long Way. 1352 01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:33,867 [ In Hindi] We are so indebted to them. 1353 01:38:35,368 --> 01:38:39,664 - Come home, I beg you. - lt's not your fault. 1354 01:38:39,748 --> 01:38:43,126 - [ In English ] Then why are you punishing me? - [Crying] l'm not. 1355 01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:45,170 And yours/star and your mother? 1356 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:49,090 Listen t0 me, beta. / cannot break up my zivmi/y. 1357 01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:52,302 I cannot. 1358 01:38:52,385 --> 01:38:54,554 Please don 't ask me t0 make that choice. 1359 01:38:55,597 --> 01:38:59,935 I don't know what Surinder bhai-sahab would have done in my position. 1360 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:05,899 I know I can never replace your father, but you're my child, na? 1361 01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:08,693 [In H/hdi] Aren 't you my little one? 1362 01:39:10,654 --> 01:39:12,948 [ In English] My family means everything to me, Ria. 1363 01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:16,868 Please don't leave us. 1364 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,747 Please. 1365 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:25,585 Ria, ifyou go - 1366 01:39:26,962 --> 01:39:28,964 [ In Hindi] everything will break. 1367 01:39:33,301 --> 01:39:36,972 [Tej Speaking Hindi] 1368 01:39:41,434 --> 01:39:43,728 [Speaking Hindi] 1369 01:39:45,939 --> 01:39:48,441 [All Chattering Quietly] 1370 01:39:49,776 --> 01:39:51,695 [ Photograph er] Okay. 1371 01:39:53,238 --> 01:39:55,991 - [ In English ] What's your name, little girl? - Aliya. 1372 01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:58,535 [Photographer Speaking Hindi] 1373 01:39:58,618 --> 01:40:00,078 [ In English ] Ve/y nice. 1374 01:40:00,161 --> 01:40:01,871 - Ve/y nice. - [Camera Shutter Clicks] 1375 01:40:01,955 --> 01:40:03,415 L 00k up. Smile. 1376 01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,500 Okay, smile. 1377 01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:09,838 Ve/y nice. Beautiful. What a /0 ve/y fémi/y. 1378 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:12,215 [Speaking Hindi] 1379 01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,175 - Ma 2m?[H/'/70'/'] - Ria. 1380 01:40:14,259 --> 01:40:16,177 [Speaking Hindi] 1381 01:40:16,261 --> 01:40:18,596 [ In English] Come in front. 1382 01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,682 Here? 1383 01:40:22,851 --> 01:40:24,811 [ In Hindi] At the gentleman's feet. 1384 01:40:31,484 --> 01:40:33,069 [ In English] Hold it. 1385 01:40:33,153 --> 01:40:34,779 Eyes wide open. 1386 01:40:34,863 --> 01:40:37,032 And one, two - 1387 01:40:37,115 --> 01:40:40,201 Okay. Everybody now smile together and watch the birdie. 1388 01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:44,581 And three. Ve/ygooa'. 1389 01:40:44,664 --> 01:40:48,376 - Okay, last picture. B/g smile, please. - [ Camera Shutter Clicks] 1390 01:40:48,460 --> 01:40:50,378 [Lalit] Okay, thank you. 1391 01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:57,552 [ In Hindi] Come, darling. Be blessed by your elders. 1392 01:41:06,061 --> 01:41:08,521 [ In English] I miss you so much, Papa. 1393 01:41:40,053 --> 01:41:41,971 [Hindi] 1394 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,560 [ In English] Come. Come. 1395 01:41:48,228 --> 01:41:49,229 [Hindi Word] 1396 01:41:49,312 --> 01:41:51,439 [ In English] Please. 1397 01:42:21,219 --> 01:42:23,012 ShashUL 1398 01:42:23,096 --> 01:42:25,640 - [ Car Doors Close] - [People Chattering] 1399 01:42:25,723 --> 01:42:28,143 - Ah. Lalit, l'll go out and receive the guests. - [La//'z']N0. 1400 01:42:29,435 --> 01:42:31,396 No. 1401 01:42:32,856 --> 01:42:34,983 [ In English/Hindi] You won't receive the groom. 1402 01:42:35,066 --> 01:42:39,195 [ In English] I can't do this. I can't. l'm sorry. 1403 01:42:39,279 --> 01:42:42,157 - Lalit. - I don't even want you here. 1404 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:43,741 Please. 1405 01:42:44,951 --> 01:42:46,911 I cannot allow this, Puriji. 1406 01:42:47,996 --> 01:42:50,373 Icannot 1407 01:42:50,456 --> 01:42:54,502 Both ofyoujust leave my home and my family and go. 1408 01:42:54,586 --> 01:42:56,254 - Lalit, what are you say - - I don't want to say any more. 1409 01:42:56,337 --> 01:42:59,382 Please. Please don '1' make it worse. 1410 01:42:59,465 --> 01:43:01,176 [ln Hindi] For such a small thing- 1411 01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:04,179 [ In English] No, no. I don't want to say anything further. Please don't make it worse. 1412 01:43:06,973 --> 01:43:08,892 These are my children, Puriji... 1413 01:43:08,975 --> 01:43:12,854 and I will protect them from myselfeven ifl have to. 1414 01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,898 Please go. 1415 01:43:14,981 --> 01:43:19,360 [Birds C h/rping] 1416 01:43:26,534 --> 01:43:28,703 [ Car Doors Closing] 1417 01:44:35,770 --> 01:44:38,273 ♪♪ [ March] 1418 01:44:44,404 --> 01:44:46,739 ♪♪ [Continues /n Distance ] 1419 01:44:56,457 --> 01:44:57,625 [La/it, In Hindi] Ready? 1420 01:45:00,253 --> 01:45:02,880 [ In Hindi] The soaked in-laws are here. 1421 01:45:06,968 --> 01:45:10,013 [ In Hindi] Verma family, forge ahead! 1422 01:45:10,096 --> 01:45:11,723 Get drenched, bloody fools! 1423 01:45:26,612 --> 01:45:28,531 [In Hindi] Should I wear it? 1424 01:45:33,286 --> 01:45:35,997 [ In Hindi] Take the groom in. He'll get wet. 1425 01:45:55,308 --> 01:45:57,810 [Speaking Hindi] 1426 01:46:00,438 --> 01:46:02,357 [In Hindi] Be happy. 1427 01:46:06,361 --> 01:46:08,196 [Cheering] 1428 01:46:10,198 --> 01:46:14,410 [In H/hdi] Long live Mr. and Mrs. Dubey/ 1429 01:46:16,829 --> 01:46:19,415 ♪♪ [Band Continues] 1430 01:46:21,334 --> 01:46:23,336 [Speaking Hindi] 1431 01:46:32,678 --> 01:46:34,680 - ♪♪ [ Band Stops] - ,/',/' [ Stereo: Techno ] 1432 01:46:34,764 --> 01:46:37,600 [ Shouting, Cheering] 1433 01:46:37,683 --> 01:46:40,061 8h _ Drums] 1434 01:46:43,314 --> 01:46:44,941 Hey! 1435 01:46:45,024 --> 01:46:46,734 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 1436 01:46:46,818 --> 01:46:50,071 [Laughing] 1437 01:46:56,536 --> 01:46:59,288 {Speaking Hindi] - [ Lalit] Dubey! 1438 01:46:59,372 --> 01:47:01,249 [ In Hindi] Dubey and his lovely bride! 1439 01:47:02,542 --> 01:47:05,378 It's your own tent. You won't get wet. 1440 01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:11,759 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 1441 01:47:17,890 --> 01:47:19,976 [ In English] One, two. 1442 01:47:20,059 --> 01:47:21,686 One, two. 1443 01:47:25,356 --> 01:47:27,608 [ In Hindi] Fabulous waterproofing, Dubey! 1444 01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:35,158 [Shrieking, Laughing] 1445 01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:41,831 ♪♪ [Continues] 1446 01:47:53,217 --> 01:47:55,636 [In Hindi] The bride is coming! 1447 01:47:55,720 --> 01:47:59,265 [Chattering, Laughing] 1448 01:47:59,348 --> 01:48:00,766 I.” [Ends] 1449 01:48:00,850 --> 01:48:04,770 [Lalit, In Hindi] Watch out! The wedding garlands! 1450 01:48:04,854 --> 01:48:06,606 [Laughing] 1451 01:48:08,483 --> 01:48:11,486 [Guests Exclaiming, Cheering] 1452 01:48:15,656 --> 01:48:18,284 [Applause ] 1453 01:48:20,036 --> 01:48:22,497 [ Woman Speaking Hindi] 1454 01:48:24,207 --> 01:48:26,626 [In Hindi] My son, Umang! 1455 01:48:26,709 --> 01:48:30,505 My darling son, you're here! 1456 01:48:30,588 --> 01:48:32,340 [Speaking Hindi] 1457 01:48:33,633 --> 01:48:36,802 [Hindi] 1458 01:48:38,930 --> 01:48:40,973 [ In Hindi] Bring on the music! 1459 01:48:41,057 --> 01:48:43,184 [Laughing] 1460 01:48:43,267 --> 01:48:45,061 ♪♪ [ Techno Resumes] 1461 01:48:51,984 --> 01:48:54,320 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 1462 01:49:15,841 --> 01:49:18,970 [In Hindi] We finally made an Indian out ofyou! 1463 01:49:35,486 --> 01:49:38,698 [ In Hindi] Come on, Mrs. Dubey! Let's dance! 1464 01:49:47,999 --> 01:49:50,001 I.” [Ends] 1465 01:49:51,836 --> 01:49:54,839 ♪♪ [Man Singing /n Hindi] 1466 01:50:13,566 --> 01:50:16,527 ♪♪ [Continues] 1467 01:54:18,811 --> 01:54:20,813 i.” [Ends]