SAKAMOTO'S
- You're late! - Huh?
Pull the stick out of your ass. Just 'cause I'm a little late doesn't--
Two hours is not just a little late, okay?
GREEN TEA APPLE JUICE
DETERGENT
Hey, Lu! Detergent doesn't go in the refrigerator!
Oh, relax, it's not a big deal.
The customers will take what they want even if we are a little sloppy.
A little sloppy?
Obviously, you've never had a job before.
- Have too! - Doing what?
I used to work for my papa.
I helped bury mysterious burlap sacks in big holes.
Mr. Sakamoto, you have to fire this woman, please!
She doesn't fit the store's peaceful atmosphere!
I dunno if "peaceful" is the right word for this.
EX-MAFIA
Shut up! We're working on it, okay?
EX-HIT MEN
- That's enough, Shin. - Huh?
You shouldn't talk to people like that. It's not very nice.
And you should apologize when you're late to work, Lu.
Mr. Sakamoto?
What's the matter, you two?
I mean, honestly, you look like deer in headlights staring down a ghost.
Now then, let's get ready to open, shall we?
Shin, go sweep the sidewalk.
Lu, have you finished prepping the meat buns for today?
Boss Man's unusually talkative.
In all the years I've worked with him, he's never had this much to say.
He doesn't even think that many words!
What is this?
Am I just some talking hunk of meat to you two?
That's awfully rude.
You wanna die?
I'm always so nice to you.
I'm a human being with feelings. Stop being so sus.
Sus?
He's not just talking a lot, his personality's different.
Oh.
Hello.
Mr. Sakamoto!
There's two of him!
WELCOME TO SUGAR PARK
What a surprise. We're doppelgangers, aren't we?
Oh.
Hello, Nagumo. Been a while.
Hey, Sakamoto, you've still got it!
Phew, that's good news.
His face completely changed. And worse, I couldn't read his thoughts!
I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to fall for it so easy!
Mr. Sakamoto, who the hell is this guy?
We should stuff him in a bag!
Nagumo's the name. From the supermarket across the street.
I'm an old friend of Sakamoto's.
But I'm only 18.
That's so young. And you're a friend?
There's no supermarket across the street.
He's a colleague from my hit man days.
And he's 27.
- Almost every word was a lie! - Don't screw with me, pal!
I wanted you to know there's a price on your head, Sakamoto.
One billion yen.
Probably another lie.
The "one billion" part has to be, right?
A toddler could do better than that.
- I promise, it's true. - Hmm?
The Association made the decision yesterday.
The official bounty gets posted tomorrow.
Hello there! Pizza delivery.
Yes, it's here! And it smells so good!
Oh.
Mmm.
All the best hit men know how to get information like that early, though.
Word's out that the legendary assassin's back.
Okay, that'll be 29.40.
I can't believe how much these idiots have let their guard down.
Foolish of you to let Pizza Nakajima
walk in here so easily.
Now you're all pepperoni on my chopping block!
PIZZA GUY / HIT MAN
Don't move a muscle!
I wouldn't want to ruin the pretty boy's face.
Hey, Sakamoto! You're still eating your pizza?
What's wrong with you?
I'll kill this guy!
Mmm...
Why you...
See, I was being honest with you. I promise I'd never tell a lie.
How'd he get loose?
Nagumo. Let him go.
Don't tell me you're still on that "no killing" policy.
How can you hope to defend yourself like that?
Against me?
Against the other assassins?
Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm not involved in this one.
Our concerns are more specialized.
But you already knew that, Sakamoto.
I do miss the days when we worked together.
Nagumo.
What does my death accomplish, after all this time?
Who knows?
It's not our job to question the orders we carry out.
Oh, uh, some friendly advice: retirement should be a lot quieter.
You made a lot of noise taking out the Danshokai.
You lost your mind?
Are there gonna be more hit men like this pizza guy?
Oh, no.
Small fry like him won't get near you.
Well, not without help.
Really nice seeing you again, Sakamoto.
Glad I had the chance to do it before you die.
Hang on! You can't just...
Can we trust that guy?
I can't tell...
Maybe I'll go back to China.
That was fast. Pizza idiot's already taken out.
I don't get why the big guy has a billion-yen bounty.
The black-haired guy seems more dangerous to me.
So? What do we care about the "why"?
Say, has anyone ever told you the janitor's outfit's a little outdated?
Who asked you?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm bringing in bad vibes for no reason.
Hey, can we order a pizza? I'm hungry.
You're all underestimating Sakamoto.
He'll only be beaten if he's outwitted.
The time, the place,
we must make the conditions as difficult as possible for him.
That's the Dondenkai way.
Hmm.
He was a member of The Order.
This requires a great deal of caution.
Please, The Order? Just an urban legend.
And he retired five years ago. He can't be that much trouble, can he?
- This'll be your only warning. - Huh?
If you insist on coming after me, then I'll show you hell.
No way. He found the surveillance camera?
That's a vibe. I kinda like it.
- Wanna play? - Yeah, let's go to the arcade.
Sure, sounds like fun.
I don't know if we can trust that Nagumo guy or not,
but if he's telling the truth, we'll be seeing a lot more hit men.
Worrying won't do any good.
But it's probably best to lay low for a while
since we don't know who our enemies are.
- Daddy! - Huh?
Huh?
Look! I'm all ready to go!
Oh, you are?
What's the deal with the ears?
We get to meet Sugar tomorrow!
I'm so excited, I've been waiting my whole life!
Who's Sugar?
I'm going to wake up early to make lunches to take with us, okay?
Ooh! Can I have apple slices shaped like bunnies?
Are you going somewhere?
I completely forgot.
THE VIKING
The Viking was fun, huh?
It's a little too much for me.
The frankfurters were a mistake.
Hold on, I'll call a doctor.
You'll be fine. Just drink some water.
Lookit, Lu!
It's so big! As big as three Tokyo Domes!
And are those really big?
And... and the mascot's super cute.
It's a big pink bunny rabbit, and its name is Sugar!
Big like the Boss Man.
It's such a treat having everyone here together!
Let's all have a good time today, okay?
I wanted you to know there's a price on your head.
One billion yen.
Mmm. These stick things are good.
Keep up, everyone!
Yeah, keep up, everyone!
- Lu. - Huh?
Let's review our objectives here.
Our mission today is to protect the Sakamoto family.
While we're at it...
1. STOP ENEMIES 2. FAMILY TIME
...we make sure they have a good time.
But there are so many people here.
We'll never know who the bad guys are.
Stop staring at everyone. There aren't any around right now.
How can you possibly know?
Under the right conditions,
I can read the minds of everyone within a 30-meter radius.
Anyone with the intent to kill would be in a heightened emotional state.
Wait a second, that means you're always reading my mind, huh?
You dirty pervert!
Of course not. I've got better things to do with my time.
Besides, I have to concentrate to hear thoughts.
Like tuning in to the right station on an old radio.
How'd you get an ability like that anyw--
Mr. Sakamoto, enemy on approach!
Okay, copy.
Two o'clock.
A family trip to the theme park?
The guy's got guts.
JANITOR / HITMAN KURII NINGU
Hana, look! What's that over there?
Prepare to get bleached!
By the one and only Kurii the Janitor!
He killed me without even looking!
What was that?
- So fluffy! - Did you hear something just now?
The Boss Man's really something, huh?
He didn't even have to look at the guy.
He didn't hit any organs. Or arteries.
This janitor's not gonna die.
That's like threading a needle in half a second with your eyes closed.
I tried to tell him the janitor's outfit wasn't the vibe,
but he wouldn't listen.
I don't know what to make of this Sakamoto fellow.
Can he really be the legendary assassin?
WANTED
He's too soft, isn't he?
I'm a lot more worried about this "Shin the Clairvoyant."
If he can read people's minds, that's big trouble.
Okay, well, I just need to make sure my vibes are chill.
No big deal.
Whatcha doing? The Boss Man and his family went that way.
Mmm. I'm coming.
This is how kids get separated from their parents.
TURBO TEDDY
Oh, boy!
- This is exciting, isn't it? - Can't breathe...
Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
And don't forget to have fun!
See ya later!
- Why are we sitting in the back? - Bye-bye!
Easier to spot potential threats.
Also, you go faster when you sit in the back.
All the seats are the same speed. You getting anything?
Nobody on the ride's thinking anything violent.
No bad guys are gonna come after him on a roller... Huh?
Hang on. Silver hair up there looks suspicious.
You think so? Why? His thoughts are calm.
I can tell by looking at him he's bad news.
Slow your roll. Don't judge people by their looks.
They seem to have noticed me.
Was my vibe not chill enough?
Oh no!
What do you think you're doing?
Trying to get this thing off me!
Get it off? We're almost at the top!
Mr. Sakamoto! There's an enemy on the ride with us!
- Hmm? - Silver hair.
Three rows behind you.
Not good.
Whoa, bullet-proof glasses?
This is going to be tougher than I thought.
Don't worry, Mr. Sakamoto! I'll take care of him.
Have you lost your damn mind?
We're about to go through the upside down part!
Don't--
Huh?
Holy--
Excuse me, can I borrow you?
That was close.
You're insane, aren't you?
You could've killed me with that stunt.
Today is Mr. Sakamoto's day off.
So I'm working overtime to cover for him.
Bruh.
You're harshing my vibe.
Damn it. I can't read his mind.
This'll be a tough fight.
Huh?
Figured it out yet?
I can't avoid them!
He poisoned me!
Packs quite the punch, doesn't it?
Made it myself. My own special blend.
You'll probably be dead soon, but I'm curious, what does it feel like?
Shut up, you dumbass.
You haven't killed me just yet.
Aw, you're in denial.
Exactly what I saw when I first looked at Sakamoto.
Those are the eyes of a loser.
A man who's afraid to die.
What?
The hell are you talking about?
When someone's afraid to face death, you can see it in their eyes.
And you probably don't know this,
but the more someone clings to life, the weaker they become.
Because the fear of death delays their judgment.
They can't make snap decisions.
And neither can you.
That's why you couldn't dodge both of my knives.
You were too afraid of them.
You don't understand anything at all, do you?
Mr. Sakamoto? Afraid of death?
Of course he is!
He's in the middle of a mission,
one that's more difficult than anything you can imagine.
Dedicating his life to protecting his family!
You probably don't know, when there's something to protect,
people will fight with everything they have!
Gimme a break. You can barely even see anything right now.
This desperate vibe of yours is bumming me out.
It doesn't matter if I can see.
There's only one direction to go from here anyway.
Just when it was getting interesting.
Huh?
Why'd he jump so low?
Huh?
Nice one. We're having fun now.
So, what's step two of your plan?
I'm improvising!
Shit!
Come on, think! There has to be a way...
- Where is everybody? - I wanna ride that one!
Is he looking at other girls?
Sugar's coming out soon!
Popcorn. Yummy.
Oh no! Sugar's in big trouble, everyone!
But if you lend the power of your cheers,
then--
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.
Hey, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a show!
Get off the stage.
- Or I'll kill you. - Huh?
Sugar? What is this?
I can see much better now.
Round two.
I'm gonna beat your ass.
What are you talking about?
You're still blind as a bat.
If you want these kids to watch you die, then--
Let's go!
Nice one!
Sugar hit the bad guy with a Rabbit Punch!
How did you...
Sugar needs your help, everyone!
Cheer!
Go Sugar! Go Sugar!
Rabbit Right Uppercut!
How can he move like that? He can't even see!
Wow, this show's getting intense.
It almost looks real. Don't you think, dear?
- Hana! - Huh?
I think Daddy likes the show.
Like a kid!
Right. Right. Left.
Left. Right. Counter right.
Jab.
Again.
His guard's up. Close in. Body.
Counter left, step closer, and uppercut.
What's happening here? No way he cleared the poison that fast.
And he can't just see. He's reading every one of my moves!
He's like a completely different person!
That's enough!
Where the hell did this come from all of a sudden?
You're ruining the vibe!
His eyes are closed!
It's over.
Sugar finishes it with a deadly Dynamite Rabbit Shock!
Go Sugar! Go Sugar! Go Sugar!
Nice.
Happy to be of service.