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阿新,你在哪?
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我討厭人多的地方
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快點把事情辦完,早早回家去吧
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你這大蠢蛋
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別說那種看不起人的話
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我們要走冷硬派路線
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別用高高在上的口氣說話啦
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太囂張了,波以爾
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這樣算是道德騷擾耶
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喂!
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幹嘛啊?
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小心腳下,帶黑
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什麼?
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有一群小螞蟻
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除了目標人物以外
我不會奪走任何性命
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這是我的原則
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什麼嘛?別自以為是了
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超帥的!
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- 喂!
- 怎樣啦?
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你穿高跟鞋,腳會不會痛?
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好體貼!
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《坂本日常》
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{\an8}喂
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{\an8}趕快動手吧!
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{\an8}- 亂動會偏掉
- 快一點
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{\an8}第4天:冷硬派
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真是沒用,就只是點個眼藥水
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過來,還有另一隻眼睛!
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幸好這傢伙身上有解毒劑
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這算是用毒者的基本常識
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你的雇主是誰?
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(休息中)
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如果我老實交代,你會放過我嗎?
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幹嘛?
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這把毒刀是你的武器嗎?
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啥?
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- 喂,想幹嘛...
- 好痛
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我會讓解毒劑每秒滴下一滴
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你給我在滴完之前坦白
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我有一邊眼睛還沒解毒啊!
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雇用我的是一間叫做“逆轉會”的公司
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那間黑心企業
總是讓人隻身執行危險的工作
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不過黑社會
也沒有什麼黑心不黑心的問題啦
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你還說什麼我們沒有赴死的覺悟
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小小威脅一下,你就輕易鬆口了
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因為我又不想死
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而且我只是一個打工仔
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對所屬公司沒有一絲的忠誠心
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你是殺聯的殺手嗎?
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對,沒錯
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“殺聯”是什麼?
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什麼?這個嘛
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{\an8}你看,我還留著
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{\an8}(殺聯執照)
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“日本殺手聯盟”?
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這是一個統率專業殺手的組織
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(委託,工作指派)
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我和坂本大哥原本都是聯盟的成員
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(報酬,手續費)
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專業殺手在日本只有400多人
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感覺就像是駕照呀
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哪有那麼容易考到啊
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{\an8}你超級不上鏡的耶
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{\an8}快還來啦
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我能不能也問一個問題?
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據說你以前是ORDER的成員
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這傳聞屬實嗎?
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ORDER?
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是喔
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原來不單單是都市傳說啊?
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啊!找到了!
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媽媽,是爸爸他們!
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我還在納悶大家都跑到哪去了呢
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肚子好餓喔
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啊,是剛才被打倒的壞蛋!
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你們在這裡做什麼啊?
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這個英雄秀的演員
恰巧在練習逃脫技巧
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所以我們覺得他很厲害
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這樣啊!辛苦你了
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小花做了便當喔
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真棒!我記得那邊有地方可以坐
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好期待小花的手作便當呀
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飯糰裡有包明太子、鮭魚,還有...
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這東西我會處理掉
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你以後別再來找我們麻煩了
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什麼?你不打算殺我?
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這還用問嗎?
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因為今天我們說好
要在遊樂園痛快地玩
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在剛才的英雄秀裡
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大哥哥表現得很帥喔!掰掰!
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哦,好
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有好好說出口嗎?
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有!我跟你說喔
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我還幫他貼上OK繃呢
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- 真乖
- 小花好棒!
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真是一群怪傢伙
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總覺得自己好蠢
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再搭一次,然後回去吧
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你是怎麼了呀?
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好像是解毒劑的副作用
我現在精神恍惚
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今天可能讀不了別人的心了
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什麼?你這個探測器太失職了呀!
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我也是頭一次遇到這種事
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店長,我們回去吧,事態不太妙
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對不起,都要怪我太沒用
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我說你們啊...
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媽媽,怎麼了?
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大家今天好像怪怪的
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是不是有事瞞著我沒說?
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什麼?
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有煩惱的話,我可以聽你說,達志
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你這是打算去哪裡啊?阿達
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你下來好不好?阿姨,你有夠重的
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一如既往地臭屁呢,小毛頭...
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喂!
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幹嘛啦?
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女孩子不要隨便把腿張得那麼開
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會害我不知道該看哪裡
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他說我是女孩子!
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波以爾先生、帶黑小姐
你們兩位來幹什麼?
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當然是來幫你們幾個擦屁股
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真是的,搞得我像是帶隊老師
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你這樣下去可是差點要掉腦袋了
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要好好感謝我們
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那真是謝了
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我等不及要見那個
傳說中的男人,坂本太郎了
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對了,你還沒和他打過照面吧?
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我這道舊傷在隱隱作痛呢
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什麼?那道傷疤
難不成是以前被坂本...
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不是!是我不久前跌倒弄傷的
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不會吧?跌倒怎麼會傷這麼重?
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雖然他們表現得像在耍寶
不過實際上...
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在兩年前的巴爾幹之戰中
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據說光憑他們兩人
就殺掉了一百人以上
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是逆轉會貨真價實的武鬥派二人組!
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他們幾個死定了
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別亂猜啦,怎麼可能有事瞞著大姊?
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啊,是不是便當的量不夠吃?
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還是說身體不舒服?
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爸爸,你們討厭遊樂園嗎?
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我超有精神的喔!
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而且玩得不亦樂乎呢!
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他還興奮到
不小心從雲霄飛車摔下去呢
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什麼嘛,看來是我多想了
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那下一站也可以由我們決定嗎?
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當然可以
不管要去哪,我們都奉陪!
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再來要搭什麼?
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摩天輪!
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坂本大哥,雖然目前刺客尚未現身...
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沒問題的
園內不管到哪都寬廣又明亮
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是完全不適合暗殺的環境
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到了喔
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(尖叫病房)
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- 是鬼屋喔!
- 是鬼屋喔!
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這地方也太適合暗殺了吧
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{\an8}(引導員)
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{\an8}歡迎來到尖叫病房
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這裡有個變態醫生
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慘遭切割的病人們的怨靈
都聚集在這座恐怖的建築物中
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千萬要小心
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踏入這裡的人,沒有一個能活著回去
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真嚇人啊,我開始緊張了
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好恐怖
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你在喝什麼?
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能舒緩緊張的藥水
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你真是個怪胎
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那麼,請各位進去吧
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來吧
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準備上演血腥又驚悚的場面吧
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《坂本日常》
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不愧是日本第一的鬼屋,十分逼真呢
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的確,內部裝潢很講究呢
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幸好你的家人們都樂在其中
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別疏忽大意
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好,我會的
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敵人!
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又是殭屍!
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奇怪
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他一動也不動耶
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看似在害怕
實則從太太的死角趁機出手
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真有你的,坂本大哥!
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(尖叫病房)
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(中途退場大門)
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好可怕喔
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是殺手執照
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看來是個剛考到執照的菜鳥殺手
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這點程度的話,好像不需要太過擔心
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前提是若敵人都只有這點程度
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即使是個胖子
對付敵人的確還滿游刃有餘的
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我好想看看他發揮真本事的樣子
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(《冷硬派圖解指南》)
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光是想像就讓我起雞皮疙瘩
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你不要對他出手
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就由我冷硬地除掉那男人
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你不要一直發出嘰嘰聲啦,很吵耶
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有壓力就忍不住做肌力訓練的習慣
能不能改掉啊?
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不用擔心,我會把獵物讓給你的
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他是你重要的朋友,不是嗎?
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他才不是我朋友
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那個混蛋稱不上是我朋友
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{\an8}(日本殺手培訓機構)
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{\an8}(日本清潔工育成學校)
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嗨
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(波以爾,15歲)
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你叫坂本吧?
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(坂本,14歲)
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我聽說你好像很強嘛
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我朋友在課外實習時被你打得很慘
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所以我很好奇你是怎樣的人
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你別誤會,我不是來替他報仇之類的
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你是個冷硬的男子漢呢
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我很欣賞喔
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我和他是同類人
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在上課與出任務之外
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我們也自然地混在一起行動
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(JCC丼飯)
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你知道嗎?坂本
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{\an8}(《殺手通訊》)
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{\an8}聽說今天世人在過情人節呢
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不過呢,像我們這種硬漢
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就是過著和巧克力無緣的人生
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終於找到了!
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- 快說啊
- 打擾了,坂本同學
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如果不介意的話,請收下
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我用坂本同學的最愛
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0.44口徑麥格農的空彈殼
當成模具製作了巧克力
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坂本兄
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南雲
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我從暗殺科的女孩們那裡收到了好多
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你旁邊那個人是誰?
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- 我不認識
- 什麼?
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你想要巧克力的話,就儘管拿去吃吧
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不過毒殺科的女生給的巧克力
我還是選擇拒收
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閃一邊去,別擋路!
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我一直以為他和我是同一類的人
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然而他根本不是冷硬派
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他這百分之百就是遷怒
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原來如此
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那對你來說
這份工作就是一場宿命對決囉?
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- 真讓人興奮不已...
- 不對!
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我沒有把過去放在心上
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他在逞強耶,好可愛
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究竟有多少人潛伏在這裡啊?
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人事成本高得可怕
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我已經想打道回府了
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有好多殭屍,真好玩
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下一個冒出來的會是什麼呢?
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坂本大哥的女兒真不是蓋的
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膽子比你大很多呢
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你少囉嗦
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我才不會輸給她
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你從進鬼屋起
到底在喝什麼東西啊?
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這是陸家祕傳的驅邪藥水
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這是酒吧!哪能歸類為藥水啊?
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砰砰砰地吵死人了
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這傢伙竟然毫不猶豫!
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我快被人潮沖走了
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(殺聯執照)
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滾開
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嗨,坂本
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還記得我嗎?
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不記得
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我的家人在哪裡?
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啥?
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我要讓你置身於地獄
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我絕對會讓你想起我是誰
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想不想得起來隨便你啦,我才不在意
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葵大姊!
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小花!
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謝天謝地,她們只是昏倒而已
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討厭啦,被迫抽到下下籤了
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跟這種雜碎打,一點都不過癮啊
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你是誰啊?什麼...
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攻過來啊,老太婆
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盡情來領教有四千年歷史的武術呀
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太極拳?不,是醉拳?
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酒味好重!
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哎呀
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有個活蹦亂跳的小妹妹呢
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害我開始興奮起來了
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你真的對我沒印象嗎?坂本
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你要問幾遍?我不記得
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我的家人在哪?
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我先跟你聲明一點
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對於你的事
我也並沒有記得那麼清楚
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誰會記住你啊?
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乖乖回答我的問題
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有東西弄丟就該自己找吧
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我又不是你媽
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爆!
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你傷透了我的心
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坂本
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看來開始對打了
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你在看哪裡啊?老太婆
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你滿有一套的嘛
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真是力道恰到好處的一拳,不錯喔
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怎麼搞的呀?
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不過呢
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跟我相比,你還差得遠呢
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好不舒服...
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小陸!
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搞定她了
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只要我稍微認真起來
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隨時都能秒殺你們
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不過那樣就不刺激了,對吧?
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所以說啊...
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啥?
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這是做什麼?混蛋,給我放開!
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我想激發出你的真本事
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根據我的經驗,人只有焦急的時候
才會嶄露出真正實力
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規則很簡單
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從現在開始
每十秒鐘就要打中我一次
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如果你做不到,在那個當下
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這個男孩子就會四分五裂
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已經開始計時了喔
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有沒有覺得寒毛直豎啊?
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人家辦不到啦
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阿新,我對不起你
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她在喝醉後會變成愛哭鬼?
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自從你不幹這行後
過了五年的漫長歲月
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你懂了吧?坂本
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這就是五年的差距
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我和你之間的差距已經拉這麼開了
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我好難過
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以前的你是個不折不扣的冷硬派漢子
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不管怎麼掙扎都是徒勞
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{\an8}只要用上這些超級彈力球炸彈
簡稱SBB
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以及這招火箭炸藥拳,簡稱RDP
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就能無視距離與角度,應對自如
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你連這麼基本的常識都忘了?
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好俗氣
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喂,快看,坂本!南雲!
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我會把炸藥設置在這邊
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然後利用爆風的推進力攻擊
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是不是很酷炫?
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這樣啊,真是有趣
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要叫做什麼?
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火箭炸藥拳!
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簡稱RDP
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{\an8}好俗氣
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“超級拳”比較好聽啦
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超級?
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叫“超級彈力球”似乎也挺帥氣的
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兩個都很土
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-“超級彈力球”很不賴
- 改叫“超級拳”吧
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(組成成分,過氯酸鉀10公克)
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我一直都很仰慕你!
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多麼艱難的任務都難不倒你
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有很多女生搶著送你巧克力
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如今你卻淪落到這地步
變得弱不禁風
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我饒不了你!
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現在的你
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連自己的家人都保護不了
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是個隨處可見的
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大胖子!
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永別了,坂本
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再見了,我的青春歲月
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方才的殺氣是怎麼回事?
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過氯酸鉀10公克
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硝酸銨4.8公克
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季戊四醇四硝酸酯20公克
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硝酸甘油3.5公克
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這傢伙說出了我的炸藥配方
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我全都想起來了,波以爾
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接下來我會來真的
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