1
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi!</font>

2
00:00:16,121 --> 00:00:17,122
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi-i!</font>

3
00:00:28,466 --> 00:00:29,384
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here.</font>

4
00:00:30,093 --> 00:00:33,012
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It's 10,000 yen a month
to feed you, Piisuke.</font>

5
00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:40,019
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can eat enough on 2,000 myself.</font>

6
00:00:43,773 --> 00:00:47,277
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just once, I'd like to eat
till I'm full, though, yo.</font>

7
00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:50,488
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">But soon, all these problems will go away.</font>

8
00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:54,993
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And the only thing I have to do
is kill this Sakamoto guy.</font>

9
00:00:55,618 --> 00:00:58,246
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Right, Piisuke?
- Pi-i!</font>

10
00:00:58,329 --> 00:01:00,498
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One billion yen!</font>

11
00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">If I've got that kinda money...</font>

12
00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:05,587
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Maybe I could even afford sushi!</font>

13
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}SAKAMOTO'S</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}HEISUKE MASHIMO</font>

15
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}This is getting old.</font>

16
00:02:41,975 --> 00:02:44,394
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's so many assassins
after that bounty.</font>

17
00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:48,398
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They can't hurt the Boss Man,
but the store doesn't look so good.</font>

18
00:02:49,899 --> 00:02:52,402
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Might be time
to do some renovations.</i></font>

19
00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:55,571
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, but we don't have the funds.
Until now!</font>

20
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">PRIZE: ¥1,000,000</font>

21
00:02:56,656 --> 00:02:59,993
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}If we win this airsoft tournament
tomorrow, all our problems are solved.</font>

22
00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:02,370
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}Yo! Excuse me?</font>

23
00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:03,746
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hello, well...</font>

24
00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:08,459
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm looking for Taro Sakamoto.
Where is he?</font>

25
00:03:10,295 --> 00:03:12,088
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}HIT MAN
HEISUKE MASHIMO</font>

26
00:03:12,755 --> 00:03:13,923
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Another hit man.</i></font>

27
00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:17,260
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Just hand him over quietly,
and I won't hurt anyone, Tubby.</font>

28
00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:18,428
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Now, come on.</font>

29
00:03:18,511 --> 00:03:21,055
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>You're talking
to Mr. Sakamoto, stupid!</i></font>

30
00:03:21,139 --> 00:03:24,934
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry, I just work here.
Can't say I know a Taro Sakamoto.</font>

31
00:03:25,018 --> 00:03:27,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What? But...</font>

32
00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:28,396
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

33
00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,273
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sakamoto's is the name of the store!</font>

34
00:03:30,356 --> 00:03:32,734
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Lot of others, too. Not just this one.</font>

35
00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:35,236
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">A lot of them?
You're kidding me!</font>

36
00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:38,114
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're a cutie!</font>

37
00:03:38,197 --> 00:03:41,326
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>This is the dumbest assassin
I've ever met.</i></font>

38
00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:43,911
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He's talking to his target,
and he doesn't know it.</i></font>

39
00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:44,871
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Also...</i></font>

40
00:03:44,954 --> 00:03:46,831
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Lots of stores named Sakamoto's?</i></font>

41
00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:47,874
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">SACAMOTO'Z</font>

42
00:03:47,957 --> 00:03:52,754
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Wait. Does that mean...
I'm not gonna get sushi now!</i></font>

43
00:03:52,837 --> 00:03:55,548
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Shoot, yo, that's depressing as hell!</i></font>

44
00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:58,760
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>All of his thoughts
are just idiotic nonsense!</i></font>

45
00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:01,721
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>It's not even worth the energy
it takes to read his mind!</i></font>

46
00:04:02,597 --> 00:04:03,973
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wait a minute here!</font>

47
00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:05,975
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I asked an old lady
I ran into on the street.</font>

48
00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:08,353
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">She said this is where
I'd find Taro Sakamoto!</font>

49
00:04:08,436 --> 00:04:09,979
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on, give it a rest!</font>

50
00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:12,190
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Taro Sakamoto's a very common name.</font>

51
00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,525
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's probably 200 million of them
in this country!</font>

52
00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:16,110
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Two hundred million?</font>

53
00:04:16,194 --> 00:04:18,780
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'd never be able
to track down that many people, yo!</font>

54
00:04:18,863 --> 00:04:23,159
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The train tickets for that
would be way too expensive!</font>

55
00:04:23,242 --> 00:04:25,620
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't even afford breakfast
this morning!</font>

56
00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,086
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

57
00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:49,268
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Um...</font>

58
00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,408
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

59
00:05:04,158 --> 00:05:05,493
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's looking at us.</font>

60
00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:18,965
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thanks, yo!
Seriously, you guys are the best!</font>

61
00:05:19,048 --> 00:05:21,551
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Bye! Come back any time, Piisuke!</font>

62
00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:22,844
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi!</font>

63
00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:25,555
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Meat buns!
Isn't that great, Piisuke?</font>

64
00:05:25,638 --> 00:05:26,764
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pii!</font>

65
00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,267
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Some of these hit men
are really dumb, huh?</font>

66
00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:32,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Weirdly,
the ones that tend to live longest.</i></font>

67
00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:36,107
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shoot.</font>

68
00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:37,733
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That didn't lead anywhere.</font>

69
00:05:38,401 --> 00:05:40,778
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">At this rate,
I'll be living in a tent forever.</font>

70
00:05:41,446 --> 00:05:44,824
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Speaking of, this one's
not gonna last much longer.</font>

71
00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:48,327
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shoot, it was a present
from my Gam-Gam, too.</font>

72
00:05:48,995 --> 00:05:50,329
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi...</font>

73
00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:53,082
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll be rich some day!</font>

74
00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:56,294
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And we'll live in a big house, Piisuke!
I promise!</font>

75
00:05:57,962 --> 00:06:01,382
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You just don't have
what it takes to be a hit man.</font>

76
00:06:01,466 --> 00:06:04,177
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Give it up, loser. You're dead weight.</font>

77
00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:08,431
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm gonna prove those dudes wrong.</font>

78
00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:10,600
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They'll be sorry they fired us, yo!</font>

79
00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,531
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi...</font>

80
00:06:29,869 --> 00:06:30,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

81
00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,206
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Airsoft tournament."</font>

82
00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:35,583
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">"Grand prize, one million!"</font>

83
00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:37,376
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's a lot, right?</font>

84
00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:40,087
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You think I could afford to buy
an apartment with that much money?</font>

85
00:06:40,171 --> 00:06:43,382
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Pi!
- All right, Piisuke!</font>

86
00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:46,219
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Hey, yo, our luck is changing!
- Pii!</font>

87
00:06:47,553 --> 00:06:53,768
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">THE 52ND IKORAIZAKA SHOPPING STREET
PAINTBALL TOURNAMENT</font>

88
00:06:58,272 --> 00:07:00,358
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We're gonna win that grand prize today!</font>

89
00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:01,776
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>A million yen.</i></font>

90
00:07:01,859 --> 00:07:04,820
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Teams, pick up
your walkie-talkies over here!</font>

91
00:07:05,696 --> 00:07:08,824
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Whoa! Is this a K-I-L Two U?</font>

92
00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,577
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I always wanted to try one of these!</font>

93
00:07:11,661 --> 00:07:13,037
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Okay, calm down.</i></font>

94
00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,165
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're gonna do great!</font>

95
00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:18,000
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You could help, you know!</font>

96
00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:21,295
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, no, thank you, violent games like this
aren't really my thing.</font>

97
00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:24,549
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Remember how we need money
to repair the store?</font>

98
00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:26,425
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, well. It's just a bunch of amateurs.</font>

99
00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:29,303
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- The two of us should be--
- Sir, you're causing a scene!</font>

100
00:07:29,387 --> 00:07:31,347
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why?</font>

101
00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:35,476
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm begging you!
I wanna play, too! Please!</font>

102
00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,770
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I already told you, this is a team event!</font>

103
00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:41,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You have to have two to five people!
You can't sign up all by yourself!</font>

104
00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:43,442
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Aw, come on!</font>

105
00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:47,154
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please...</font>

106
00:07:47,238 --> 00:07:49,198
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Piisuke?
- Pi-pi!</font>

107
00:07:54,579 --> 00:07:57,123
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Please, you guys
have to help me, I need you!</font>

108
00:07:57,206 --> 00:07:59,917
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Get off me! Leave me alone!
Let me go, dude!</font>

109
00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,335
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't leave me hanging!</font>

110
00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:04,422
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">TEAM SAKAMOTO'S - TARO SAKAMOTO
SHIN ASAKURA - HEISUKE MASHIMO</font>

111
00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:07,633
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thanks a lot, you guys, you're the best!</font>

112
00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:08,926
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Damn it all.</font>

113
00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,386
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>This just got harder.</i></font>

114
00:08:11,053 --> 00:08:13,598
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Welcome to the event
you've been waiting for!</font>

115
00:08:13,681 --> 00:08:16,684
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The Ikoraizaka Shopping Mall
Airsoft Tournament!</font>

116
00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:19,186
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your weapons are loaded with paint BBs!</font>

117
00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,856
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Once you're painted, you're eliminated!</font>

118
00:08:21,939 --> 00:08:24,817
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The playing field
is the entire shopping center.</font>

119
00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,861
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Make as much of a mess as you like.</font>

120
00:08:26,944 --> 00:08:29,071
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We'll clean it up together
when the event's over.</font>

121
00:08:29,155 --> 00:08:31,073
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">It makes such a difference every year!</font>

122
00:08:31,157 --> 00:08:32,742
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Entertaining, too!</font>

123
00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:36,912
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, I get it now. They use this tournament
as a way to clean up the mall.</font>

124
00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:39,540
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>And there's prize money.
Win-win.</i></font>

125
00:08:40,916 --> 00:08:44,128
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>All right, everyone!
Hurry up and take your positions!</i></font>

126
00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay. Just tell me
what you want me to do, yo.</font>

127
00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,507
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shoot everybody you see.</font>

128
00:08:48,591 --> 00:08:49,634
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You got it!</font>

129
00:08:49,717 --> 00:08:51,636
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Everybody you see that isn't one of us.</font>

130
00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:53,137
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I wouldn't do that!</font>

131
00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:55,473
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- What's with these guys?
- Mm.</font>

132
00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:56,390
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Must be new.</font>

133
00:08:56,474 --> 00:08:58,684
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- <i>Ready, set, go!</i>
- They're not gonna last very--</font>

134
00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:03,814
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

135
00:09:03,898 --> 00:09:06,484
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Wait, did he just shoot them all?</i></font>

136
00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,903
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What? She did say "go," didn't she?</font>

137
00:09:08,986 --> 00:09:11,906
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Team Sakamoto
isn't wasting any time!</i></font>

138
00:09:11,989 --> 00:09:14,367
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- <i>They've kicked things off with a bang!</i>
- I wish I knew.</font>

139
00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,660
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>How did he--</i></font>

140
00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,745
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>They're wide open.</i></font>

141
00:09:23,876 --> 00:09:26,712
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry about this, Mr. Sakamoto!</font>

142
00:09:32,009 --> 00:09:34,178
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}THESE ARE AIRSOFT GUNS</font>

143
00:09:34,261 --> 00:09:36,681
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, wow! There they go again!</font>

144
00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:39,183
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Team Sakamoto is the early favorite!</i></font>

145
00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:40,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Easy.</i></font>

146
00:09:41,477 --> 00:09:43,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>We'll get bullet proof glass
for the windows.</i></font>

147
00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,524
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Bigger ramen selection, too.</i></font>

148
00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:49,110
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>This is so much fun!</i></font>

149
00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,529
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Now I know what "war buddies" are.</i></font>

150
00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:53,739
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>It's such a great feeling to have friends</i></font>

151
00:09:53,823 --> 00:09:56,325
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>you know you can count on
to watch your back!</i></font>

152
00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:58,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Oh, great,
so we're "friends" of his now?</i></font>

153
00:09:59,662 --> 00:10:02,581
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yo, you know what?
You guys are pretty good.</font>

154
00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,625
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Like you've done this before...</font>

155
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:05,710
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He's onto us!</i></font>

156
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,712
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're airsoft geeks, huh?</font>

157
00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Oh, yeah, he's an idiot.</i></font>

158
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:13,509
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Okay! I'm gonna go in first,
and draw their fire.</font>

159
00:10:13,592 --> 00:10:15,344
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I know you'll back me up, brothers!</font>

160
00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,597
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know, he might not actually be
such a bad guy after all.</font>

161
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:22,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah! That's what I expect to see
from the legendary Taro Sakamoto!</font>

162
00:10:22,768 --> 00:10:25,521
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Huh?
- I love the way his flab undulates!</font>

163
00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:31,444
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Did she just say "Taro"?</font>

164
00:10:40,911 --> 00:10:43,706
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">No way, he doesn't look
anything like this guy!</font>

165
00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:47,168
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">That's just Boss Man
when he was thin!</font>

166
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,004
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I think he's cuter when he's chubby.
But see?</font>

167
00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:53,174
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">He's got the same glasses,
and the same hairstyle...</font>

168
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,346
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">There's no resemblance at all,
right, Mr. Sakamoto?</font>

169
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:04,351
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Definitely not!</font>

170
00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:22,703
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I can't stand liars.</font>

171
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,714
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Uh-oh, what's happening here?</i></font>

172
00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:37,134
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Is there trouble in paradise
for Team Sakamoto?</i></font>

173
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,803
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll pay for this.</font>

174
00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:40,805
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So much for being friends, yo.</font>

175
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:47,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Dammit, Lu, what the hell?
Why'd you have to run your mouth?</i></font>

176
00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:49,480
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, whatever.</font>

177
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:52,274
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This way, I get both,
the prize money and the bounty.</font>

178
00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:57,738
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're sitting ducks!</font>

179
00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:59,031
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're going down!</font>

180
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:02,034
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}<i>Oh, it's a sneak attack
from Team Barber Shop!</i></font>

181
00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:04,078
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your timing couldn't be better!</font>

182
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yo! Piisuke!</font>

183
00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:13,546
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pii!</font>

184
00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:22,638
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm done playing around with airsoft guns...</font>

185
00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:30,104
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- <i>A rifle?</i>
- This is more like it!</font>

186
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,244
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>From that position,
without even planting his feet...</i></font>

187
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,621
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He had perfect accuracy!</i></font>

188
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:51,917
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're making me work for this one, huh?</font>

189
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,669
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Let's get some distance, Piisuke!</font>

190
00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:54,753
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pi!</font>

191
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:58,173
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Hey, get back he--
- Shin. This first.</font>

192
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:04,555
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Wow. This is great.</font>

193
00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:08,475
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The target was right under my nose
the whole time.</font>

194
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:09,977
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">How lucky can you get?</font>

195
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:13,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Pi?
- Huh? What is it, Piisuke?</font>

196
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:16,108
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Pii...
- Crying?</font>

197
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,235
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Me? No!</font>

198
00:13:18,986 --> 00:13:22,239
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Why would I be crying? I'm not sad.</font>

199
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,991
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Piii...</font>

200
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:27,995
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Me and those guys are enemies, yo!
Are we not?</font>

201
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:29,997
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Piii!</font>

202
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:33,918
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And besides,
this is how it has to be...</font>

203
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:38,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">if I'm gonna prove myself...
as a proper assassin!</font>

204
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:43,218
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">This is it! The climactic finish
of the whole tournament!</font>

205
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,095
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Which team will reign supreme</i></font>

206
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:47,598
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>and claim the grand prize?</i></font>

207
00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:53,062
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, he doesn't seem to be close by.
I'll see if I can track him dow--</font>

208
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,647
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- <i>Wait.</i>
- Hm?</font>

209
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,274
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Winning a fight
with a sniper takes caution.</i></font>

210
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,778
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Yes, we have to pinpoint his location.</i></font>

211
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:05,157
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>But it's just as important
to ensure we don't reveal our own.</i></font>

212
00:14:11,121 --> 00:14:13,082
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}Piii!</font>

213
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>A ricochet.</i></font>

214
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:22,883
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Where'd that shot come from?</i></font>

215
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:25,094
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>And how's he know where we are?</i></font>

216
00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:26,470
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Piii!</font>

217
00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:29,848
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">For real, Piisuke?</font>

218
00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,978
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I almost never miss twice in a row.</font>

219
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:36,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Mr. Sakamoto, are you okay?</i></font>

220
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:38,524
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Man, you gotta be pretty quick
if you dodged that one.</font>

221
00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:42,403
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Don't pretend
that ricochet wasn't a fluke!</font>

222
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:44,113
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You lucky bastard.</font>

223
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:45,864
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- It wasn't a fluke.
- Huh?</font>

224
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:49,410
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The rotation.
Little different than a normal bullet.</font>

225
00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:53,998
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Almost like it was designed
with ricochet shots in mind.</i></font>

226
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:58,085
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>You can tell?
Now that's really impressive.</i></font>

227
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:02,756
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah. These are specially designed
triple-rebound bullets.</font>

228
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,176
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Made to ricochet,
so you can't read their path, yo.</i></font>

229
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,761
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pretty cool, huh?</font>

230
00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,974
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">So much
for being friends, I guess.</font>

231
00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:13,851
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Seems like you really wanna kill us now.</font>

232
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,936
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, don't give me that crap.</font>

233
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,106
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">We're hit men above all else.
That's what counts.</font>

234
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:24,069
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">When I look down the barrel of my rifle,
there's only one thing that matters,</font>

235
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:25,738
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">whether I hit or miss.</font>

236
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,765
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">CONSTRUCTION ZONE</font>

237
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:55,768
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Come on! This guy doesn't let up, does he?</font>

238
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,610
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">They're persistent, yo.</font>

239
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:12,993
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>For as long as I can remember,
I've been the worst at everything.</i></font>

240
00:16:16,705 --> 00:16:19,166
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You really are useless,
aren't you, Heisuke?</font>

241
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,087
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

242
00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:27,925
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I'm bad at everything.
But for some reason,</i></font>

243
00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:30,135
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I've always been a good shot.</i></font>

244
00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:35,724
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>This is it!
The one thing I've got going for me!</i></font>

245
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,977
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hi, I'm the new hire, Heisuke Mashimo!</font>

246
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:41,188
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm kind of a specialist.</font>

247
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:44,233
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I spent all my time at the academy
becoming a sharp-shooter.</font>

248
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:47,236
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nobody can snipe as good as I can.</font>

249
00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:48,529
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Thanks for having me!</font>

250
00:16:49,863 --> 00:16:52,491
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- What the hell are you talking about?
- Huh?</font>

251
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:56,912
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Nobody needs an assassin
with only one skill.</font>

252
00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,497
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What good would that be?</font>

253
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:01,792
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}And rookies don't get to pick
their own assignments.</font>

254
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:04,795
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Come on, get him!
- Die!</font>

255
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:09,341
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mashimo, what the hell
do you think you're doing?</font>

256
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,844
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You don't know how to use a knife,
you dumbass?</font>

257
00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:15,889
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Mashimo! Get on your feet!</font>

258
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,599
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll kill you myself!</font>

259
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:24,398
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You know, you're not cut out
to be an assassin.</font>

260
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:27,234
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Quit now if all you can use
is a sniper rifle.</font>

261
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,695
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You'll be doing yourself a favor.</font>

262
00:17:32,698 --> 00:17:34,533
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Soon after, they fired me.</i></font>

263
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:36,410
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I didn't belong there.</i></font>

264
00:17:38,162 --> 00:17:40,497
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm so hungry, Piisuke...</font>

265
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,874
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Piii...</font>

266
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:43,542
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

267
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:46,378
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Taro Sakamoto...</font>

268
00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:47,588
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">WANTED: TARO SAKAMOTO</font>

269
00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,131
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One billion yen?</font>

270
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,263
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll show them.</font>

271
00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,642
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'll show them all</font>

272
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,769
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">that a great sniper can be useful.</font>

273
00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,564
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm gonna prove them wrong.</font>

274
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:16,742
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, I'll show them.
As soon as I finish this job</font>

275
00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:18,493
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">they're all gonna see.</font>

276
00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:20,495
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- <i>And then...</i>
- Will you shut up!</font>

277
00:18:20,579 --> 00:18:22,831
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Quit talking to yourself
with the radio on!</font>

278
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:25,125
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Ey, yo, you guys could hear all that?</font>

279
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,002
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And besides,</font>

280
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:29,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">why the hell does what other people
think about you matter so much?</font>

281
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:33,967
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}You just have to believe in yourself.</font>

282
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:36,511
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}At the end of the day,
that's the only opinion that matters,</font>

283
00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,513
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">yo!</font>

284
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:43,101
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Thoughts of surprise tend to stand out.</i></font>

285
00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:45,270
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Even from a distance.</i></font>

286
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,276
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I got to admit
that was a pretty smart move, yo.</font>

287
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,487
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, shoot, my ear's ringing now.</font>

288
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,364
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Uh...</font>

289
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:11,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>With a rock?</i></font>

290
00:19:18,637 --> 00:19:20,055
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He's not human.</i></font>

291
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,101
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>He's way too good.</i></font>

292
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:25,936
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>I'm no match.</i></font>

293
00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:32,401
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}At last, the ferocious battle
comes to a close.</font>

294
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:35,362
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">The Ikoraizaka Airsoft Tournament is over.</font>

295
00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:39,157
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">And I'm thrilled
to present to you our winners!</font>

296
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:43,161
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Clap your hands for Team Sakamoto!</font>

297
00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:46,456
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Yeah, way to go!</font>

298
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,751
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm a failure.</font>

299
00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:54,631
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Even as a sniper. Shoot...</font>

300
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,590
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Pii...</font>

301
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,551
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Man, you cry all the time.</font>

302
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,344
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Are you sure you're an assassin?</font>

303
00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:00,846
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Shut up!</font>

304
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:03,598
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You just don't know what it's like
to be a weakling!</font>

305
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,059
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Weakling?
- Huh?</font>

306
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:10,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I've never faced a sniper
as remarkable as you in my life.</font>

307
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,649
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You're not weak.</font>

308
00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:27,873
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, what, is that supposed
to make me feel better?</font>

309
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,875
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Because it doesn't, yo!
- Pi-i!</font>

310
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:33,253
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Do you have to cry
over every little thing!</font>

311
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:39,509
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, I almost forgot.
Your share of the prize money.</font>

312
00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,303
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You mean it?</font>

313
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,016
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Fifty yen?</font>

314
00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,936
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your ricochet bullets
wrecked half the town, man.</font>

315
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:22,737
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}PAINTBALL TOURNAMENT
WINNER</font>

316
00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:24,531
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}You know, it's really too bad.</font>

317
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:28,493
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You didn't even get to keep the
prize money after all you did to win it.</font>

318
00:22:28,577 --> 00:22:29,536
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Sorry.</font>

319
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:32,539
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Oh, don't be silly.
I'm just glad you're still in one piece.</font>

320
00:22:33,457 --> 00:22:36,042
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">I'm curious, how did you two
end up together?</font>

321
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,294
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">What?</font>

322
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:40,755
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Well, I can't imagine
Mr. Sakamoto making the first move.</font>

323
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,424
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">You got that right!</font>

324
00:22:42,507 --> 00:22:44,092
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Hm?</font>

325
00:22:47,554 --> 00:22:48,513
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Huh?</font>

326
00:22:49,139 --> 00:22:50,974
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Good evening, how are you?</font>

327
00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:58,190
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">One thousand sixty-three yen, please.</font>

328
00:23:02,486 --> 00:23:05,197
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Your shirt is bloody.</font>

329
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,293
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Wait!
- Huh?</font>

330
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,878
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Here.</font>

331
00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:22,547
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Take it, please.</font>

332
00:23:25,842 --> 00:23:29,387
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Surprisingly, it was
all new territory for this guy.</font>

333
00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:30,472
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">Uh?</font>

334
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:35,185
<font face="sans-serif" size="71"><i>Aoi's mind is off limits.</i></font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- Yes, sir.
- Hm?</font>

