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(ピー助(すけ))ピィ~
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ピピィ!
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(平助(へいすけ))ヘッ
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ピー助の餌に1か月1万
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俺の餌は2000円で抑えて...
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やっぱ もっと腹いっぱい
食いてえよなあ
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まあ でも そんな問題は全部...
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この坂本(さかもと)ってヤツを殺せば
解決するだろ
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なっ ピー助
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(ピー助)ピ~ッ
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(平助)なんたって10億だぜ
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そんだけあったら...
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ハッ!
寿司(すし)とか食えるんじゃねえか?
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{\an8}♪~
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{\an8}~♪
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{\an8}(シン)
いや~ しかし...
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賞金狙いの殺し屋たちのせいで...
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(陸(ルー))
なんか 店 ボロボロになってきたネ
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(坂本)大幅修繕が必要だな
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(シン)けど 金ないっすもんね
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まあ でも...
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{\an8}明日の この大会で
優勝したら
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{\an8}万事解決っすね
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{\an8}(自動ドアが開く音)
(平助)よお
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{\an8}(シン)おっ
(平助)邪魔するぜ
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{\an8}(シン)いらっしゃ...
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坂本太郎(たろう)ってのは どいつだ?
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(シン)新手の殺し屋!
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おとなしく差し出せば
お前は見逃してやるぜ
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おデブちゃん
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(シン)それが坂本さんですけど?
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(坂本)俺は ただのバイト
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坂本太郎なんて知らない
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なっ!
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えっ... あれ?
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(陸)お?
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ここ 坂本商店だろ?
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(坂本)いっぱいある その店
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(平助)いっぱい?
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マジか~! ああ...
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(陸)かわいいネ
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(シン)
なんつう まぬけな殺し屋だ
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目の前のターゲットに
気付かねえとは
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つうか...
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(平助)いっぱいあんのかよ~
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あれ? それって...
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寿司 食えないってことか?
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なんだよ それ!
悲しすぎるじゃねえかよ~
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(シン)こいつ...
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クソどうでもいいことしか
考えてねえ
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なんて読む価値のねえ思考
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ハッ! いや でもよ...
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さっき
道端のおばあちゃんに聞いたら
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坂本太郎は ここにいるって...
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しつけえな てめえ
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第一 坂本太郎なんて名前
全国に2億人くらい いるだろうが
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(平助)2億人も!
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そんな人数 捜しきれねえよ
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電車賃 いくら かかんだよ
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くう...
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今日の朝メシ代だってねえのに!
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(平助の泣き声)
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(おなかが鳴る音)
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(平助)うう...
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ハア...
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(おなかが鳴る音)
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(おなかが鳴る音)
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(陸)ん?
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見てる...
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(はなをすする音)
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お前ら ホントにありがとな!
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(陸)ピー助 また食べにおいで~
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(ピー助)ピ~ッ
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(平助)
肉まん もらえて幸せだな ピー助
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(ピー助)ピィ~
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(シン)
バカな殺し屋もいるもんですね
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(坂本)
ああいうのは意外と生き残る
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(平助)クッソ~ 当てが外れたぜ
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このままじゃ
テント暮らしを抜け出せねえ
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てか このテントも もう寿命だよな
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せっかく
田舎のばあちゃんがくれたのに
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ピィ...
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ああ いつかビッグになって
一緒にデケえ家 住もうな ピー助
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(殺し屋A)
お前 ホント 殺し屋に向いてねえよ
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(殺し屋B)
さっさと辞めろよ グズが
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俺らをクビにしたヤツら
見返してやりてえよな
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あっ! うぐっ...
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あっ...
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ピィ...
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ああ...
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おっ?
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“サバゲー大会”
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賞金100万!
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おいおい! 100万あったら
マンション買えるんじゃねえか?
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ピィ!
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(平助)よっしゃ ピー助
運が回ってきたぜ!
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(ピー助)ピィ~!
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目指せ優勝っすね
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(坂本)100万
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(係員)チーム通信用に
無線機 配布していま~す
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(シン)へえ~
これ KIL2-Uじゃないっすか
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本格的っすね~
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(坂本)はしゃぐな
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ファイトネ~
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(シン)お前も出ろよ 陸
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私 そんな野蛮な遊びしないヨ
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(シン)店の修繕に
金がいるっつってんだろうが
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まっ 相手は素人だから
2人で十分...
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(係員)あなた 困りますよ!
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- (平助)そんな~!
- (シン)げっ...
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(平助)頼むよ 俺も参加したいよ
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(係員)
1人じゃ無理っつってんだろ!
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最低でも2人以上
5人までのチーム戦なの!
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そんな~!
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ううう...
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(陸)ピー助!
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- (平助)おっ?
- (ピー助)ピピィ!
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(陸)フフフッ
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お前ら 助けてくれよ!
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寄ってくんじゃねえ!
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- (シン)この... 離せ! 離せよ
- (平助)頼むよ!
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ありがとな お前ら
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クソッ...
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(坂本)足手まとい
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(司会)
さあ 今年もやってきました
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憩来坂(いこらいざか)商店街 大サバゲー大会!
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使用するのはペイントBB弾
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当たったら失格で~す
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(アシスタント)ぐあっ!
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(司会)
商店街中 全てフィールドなので
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じゃんじゃん撃ちまくって
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あとで みんなで
きれいにしましょう
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(和子(かずこ))毎年 助かるねえ
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(幸子(さちこ))ホントねえ
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(シン)なるほど
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商店街のクリーニングも
兼ねてるんですね
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(坂本)賞金も出るし いい企画
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(司会)さあ 皆さん
配置につきましたか?
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なあ つまり 俺は
何すりゃいいんだ?
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(シン)とにかく撃ちゃいいんだよ
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分かった
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(シン)とか言って
味方 撃つんじゃねえぞ
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バカにすんな!
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- (八百屋A)あいつら なんだ?
- (八百屋B)素人だろ?
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- (司会)それでは 一斉にスタート
- (八百屋A)ハハッ すぐ死ぬわ
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なっ!
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(シン)今 こいつが撃ったのか?
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えっ... スタートって言ったよな?
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(司会)
先陣を切ったのは坂本商店!
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(八百屋B)どうなってんだよ
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- (八百屋A)訳分かんねえ
- (司会)怒濤(どとう)の幕開けです
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(シン)こいつ...
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(男A)フッ 隙だらけだぜ
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(発砲音)
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- (男A)うっ!
- (男B)うおっ...
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ハッ...
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(男C)悪いね 坂本さん
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あ... あれれ?
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(男D)うわっ!
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(発砲音)
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強い! 坂本商店
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これは優勝候補の筆頭だ!
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(坂本)いける
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店を防弾ガラスにして
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ラーメンのバリエーションも増やす
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(平助)スゲえ楽しい!
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これが戦友ってやつか
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(平助)いいもんだな
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背中を任せられる
ダチがいるってのはよ
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(シン)
いつの間にか ダチ認定されてる...
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てか お前ら
めちゃくちゃ うめえな
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もしかして プロの...
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(シン)バレた?
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サバゲーオタクだな?
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(シン)バカでよかった
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よし!
俺がおとりになって前線に出る
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援護は頼んだぜ ブラザー
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まあ
悪いヤツじゃなさそうっすけどね
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よっ! さすが伝説の男 坂本太郎
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- (陸)揺れるお肉がすてきネ~
- (シン)あっ...
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坂本... 太郎?
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...って いやいや 全然 別人だろ
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プハハハッ
これ 痩せてるころの店長ネ
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私 太ってるほうが好きヨ
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ほら 眼鏡も髪形も全く同じ...
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アハハッ
全然似てないっすよね 坂本さん
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だよなあ
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(2人)ハハハハッ
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(坂本)ア... アハッ アハハハ...
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(平助たちの笑い声)
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ウソつきは嫌いだぜ
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(司会)このタイミングで なんと
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チーム坂本商店
まさかの仲間割れか~!
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許せねえ
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ダチだと思ってたのによ
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(シン)ちくしょう 陸の野郎
余計なこと言いやがって
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まあいいや
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これで賞金も懸賞金も頂きだぜ
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あっ...
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(発砲音)
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(床屋A)隙だらけだぜ
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(床屋B)死にさらせ!
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(司会)
お~っと ここでチーム床屋だ!
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ナイスタイミングだぜ
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(発砲音)
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(床屋A)イデッ!
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(床屋B)だあっ!
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- (床屋C)げっ!
- (床屋D)あべし!
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(指笛)
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来い ピー助!
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(ピー助)ピィッ
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(平助)やっぱりエアガンよりも
こっちのほうがよお...
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(シン)あっ!
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(シン)本物!
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しっくりくるぜ!
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(坂本)この距離 あの体勢で...
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(シン)正確に頭部を!
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一筋縄じゃいかねえか
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距離を取るぜ ピー助
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(ピー助)ピィッ
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おい 待て!
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(坂本)シン まずは こっちだ
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(シン)ハッ!
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(平助)いや しかしよ...
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こんな近くに
ターゲットがいるなんて
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ホントにツイてるぜ
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(ピー助)ピィ?
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(平助)ん? なんだよ ピー助
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ピィ...
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(平助)誰が泣いてんだよ
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全然 悲しくなんてねえよ...
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ピィィ...
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俺とあいつらは敵同士だ!
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そうだろ!
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ピィィ...
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(平助)
それによ これは必要なことなんだ
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フリーの殺し屋として
名を上げるためにはよ!
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(司会)さあ
大会も いよいよクライマックス
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優勝するのは果たして
どのチームなんでしょうか!
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(シン)
あいつ 近くにはいないようですね
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ちょっと様子を見てきます
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(坂本)待て
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スナイパーとの戦いは慎重になれ
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まず 相手の居場所を特定する
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ただし こっちの位置を
悟らせないことが重要
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(銃声)
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(ピー助)ピィ~
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(坂本)跳弾?
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(シン)どっから撃ってきやがった
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場所がバレてる?
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(ピー助)ピィ~!
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(平助)マジかよ ピー助
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今のも よけられたってのか?
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(無線:シン)
大丈夫ですか? 坂本さん
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今のをかわすとは やるな おめえら
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くっ...
たまたま跳弾しただけだろ てめえ
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調子に乗んな!
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(坂本)まぐれじゃない
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(シン)えっ?
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(坂本)
あの弾 異常な回転数だった
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恐らく
跳弾を想定して作られた弾だ
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(無線:平助)スゲえな
そこまで分かっちまうのか
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そう 俺の弾は3連跳弾っつってな
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00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,176
弾をバウンドさせて
軌道を読ませねえようにする⸺
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特別仕様なんだよ
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(シン)
ヘッ 友達だとか言ってた割には
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殺(や)る気満々じゃねえか
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甘いこと言うなよ
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ダチである前に
俺たちは殺し屋だろ
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スコープをのぞけば そっから先は
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当てるか 外すか それだけだぜ
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(銃声)
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(シン)うおっ!
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うっ!
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(銃声)
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(銃声)
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(シン)うおおおっ!
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げっ... マジ?
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容赦ねえ あいつ!
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ハア ハア...
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(おなかが鳴る音)
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(平助)粘るじゃねえか
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ハア ハア...
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(平助)昔から俺は
人より いろいろ劣っていた
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(平助)ぐあっ!
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(同級生)
ホント なんもできねえな 平助は
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(平助)ハッ!
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(平助)そんな俺でも
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なぜか射撃だけは
人並みにこなせた
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(銃声)
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(平助)
これだ... 俺には これしかねえ!
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(平助)新入社員の眞霜(ましも)平助です
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00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:40,896
特技は狙撃です
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00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:44,233
アカデミー時代は
ひたすら狙撃を極めました
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狙撃だけなら誰にも負けません
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よろしくお願いします!
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00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,074
(上司)何言ってんだ お前
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ハア...
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1つのことしか
できねえようなヤツは
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00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:58,497
うちには いらねえんだよ
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00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:02,084
新人が仕事 選んでんじゃねえよ
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00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:03,877
(殺し屋)おらおら!
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00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:05,337
- (殺し屋)殺せ!
- (殺し屋)ぐはっ...
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ひっ...
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00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,007
何やってんだ 眞霜 てめえ!
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00:17:09,508 --> 00:17:11,260
ナイフも まともに扱えねえのか!
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うっ...
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00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:17,182
(殺し屋)眞霜!
足 引っ張んじゃねえ 殺すぞ!
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00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:21,979
(先輩)お前...
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ホント 殺し屋 向いてねえよ
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狙撃だけできても しかたねえだろ
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さっさと辞めろよ グズが
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(平助)居場所のない俺は
会社をクビになった
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(平助)腹減ったなあ ピー助
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(ピー助)ピィィ...
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(平助)あっ
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“坂本太郎”
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“懸賞金 10億”
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ヘヘッ... ヘヘッ
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やってやる
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俺はスゲえ狙撃手ってことを...
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証明してやる
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俺は この仕事を全うしてこそ...
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00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:17,993
(銃声)
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00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,202
(平助)自分の...
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00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:22,331
(シン)うっせえな
マイクつけて独り言やめろ!
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00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:25,125
あっ... あれ? 声 漏れてたか?
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00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:29,922
大体 他人にどう思われようが
超 どうでもいいだろうが
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ハッ...
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自分の力を信じてんのは
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自分一人で十分だってことだよ!
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(ハウリング)
(平助)ぎっ...!
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00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,101
(シン)
人が驚いたときの思考ってのは
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離れてても目立つんだよ
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00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:50,984
(平助)
くっ... やるな デカい音攻撃とは
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00:18:51,735 --> 00:18:53,528
耳がキーンってしやがる
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00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:55,364
あっ...
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00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:04,414
ハッ!
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00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,463
投石で...
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00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:20,305
(平助)バケモンかよ
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00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:26,353
俺は こいつに... かなわねえ
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00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:32,401
(司会)さあ 半日にわたって
繰り広げられた死闘も
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00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:35,612
ついに決着の時を迎えました
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00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:39,574
栄えある優勝を勝ち取ったのは...
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00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:43,161
チーム坂本商店!
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00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:44,079
(歓声)
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00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:46,581
さすがネ~!
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00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,208
(平助)ぐうう...
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00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:52,254
結局 俺は狙撃手としても...
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00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,590
- (平助)ちくしょう...
- (ピー助)ピィ~
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00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:59,344
(シン)よく泣くなあ おめえ
ホントに殺し屋かよ
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00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:03,682
(平助)うるせえ! お前らに
弱(よえ)えヤツの気持ちが分かるか!
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00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:04,850
(坂本)弱い?
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00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:06,059
(平助)え?
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00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:11,064
(坂本)俺は ここまで すご腕の
スナイパーと戦ったのは初めてだ
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う... ぐっ...
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00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:26,913
そんなこと言われてもよ...
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00:20:26,997 --> 00:20:29,333
全然うれしくねえからな!
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00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,000
(ピー助)ピ~ッ
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00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,294
(シン)いちいち泣くんじゃねえ!
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00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:37,758
あっ... 賞金
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00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:39,509
お前の取り分
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00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,303
えっ... くれんの?
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00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:46,016
50円?
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00:20:47,351 --> 00:20:49,936
(シン)
お前 跳弾で 街 壊し過ぎなのよ
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がっ!
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00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:54,149
{\an8}♪~
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00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,528
{\an8}~♪
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{\an8}(葵(あおい))残念ね~
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00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:28,160
せっかく優勝したのに
賞金 なくなっちゃうなんて
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(坂本)すまん
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00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:32,539
いいのよ あなたが無事だったし
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お二人って
どんなふうに出会ったんすか?
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えっ?
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00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:39,254
(シン)
坂本さんから声をかけるなんて
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00:22:39,337 --> 00:22:40,797
考えられないし...
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00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,841
そうねえ
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00:22:42,924 --> 00:22:44,092
フフフフッ
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(坂本)ん?
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00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,974
いらっしゃ~せ~
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00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:53,727
(坂本)ガ~ン!
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00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,231
1063円になります
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あっ...
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あ...
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服に血!
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ハッ...
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00:23:10,076 --> 00:23:11,286
あっ...
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- (葵)あの...
- (坂本)ん?
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(葵)これ... よかったら
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00:23:22,631 --> 00:23:24,299
ああっ...!
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(葵)
この人って 意外と純情なのよね
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ハッ!
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00:23:33,391 --> 00:23:35,143
(坂本)葵の心を読むな
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00:23:35,227 --> 00:23:36,186
サーセン...
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(葵)ん?