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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">吃吧</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哔之助的饲料费一个月一万</font>

3
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我的伙食费就压在两千日元</font>

4
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">果然还是想饱餐一顿啊</font>

5
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不过三餐不继的问题...</font>

6
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">只要干掉这个叫坂本的人就能解决了</font>

7
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你说是吧?哔之助</font>

8
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">报酬可是高达十亿日元</font>

9
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">要是有那么一大笔钱</font>

10
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">或许还能吃寿司呢!</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">《坂本日常》</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}第6天:真霜平助</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}话说回来</font>

14
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">都要怪那些以悬赏金为目的的杀手们</font>

15
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">店里变得好破烂呀</font>

16
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">看来需要大规模修缮了</font>

17
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">但是我们很缺钱啊</font>

18
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不过没关系</font>

19
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}如果明天在这场比赛获胜
就可以解决这一切了</font>

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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}(生存游戏大赛
冠军奖金一百万日元)</font>

21
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}嗨 打扰一下</font>

22
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">欢迎光...</font>

23
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本太郎在哪里?</font>

24
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}(杀手 真霜平助)</font>

25
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">是新来的杀手</font>

26
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">把这个人乖乖交出来</font>

27
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我就不会伤害你 小胖子</font>

28
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">在你眼前的就是坂本大哥啦</font>

29
00:03:20,847 --> 00:03:24,892
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我只是个打工仔
才不认识什么坂本太郎</font>

30
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">什么?怎么会?</font>

31
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这里不是坂本商店吗?</font>

32
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">有很多家店都叫这名字</font>

33
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">很多家?真的假的?</font>

34
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好可爱呀</font>

35
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真是个蠢到不行的杀手啊</font>

36
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">竟然没注意到眼前的猎物</font>

37
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">而且...</font>

38
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">原来有很多家同名的店啊?</font>

39
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(坂本商店)</font>

40
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">咦?也就是说...我不能吃寿司了吗?</font>

41
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">怎么会这样?太悲哀了吧</font>

42
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他都在想一些无关紧要的琐事</font>

43
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他内心的想法一点都不值得窥看嘛</font>

44
00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:06,267
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不过我刚才在路边问过老婆婆</font>

45
00:04:06,351 --> 00:04:08,353
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">她说坂本太郎就在这里</font>

46
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你这小子很烦</font>

47
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">像坂本太郎这种名字
全国上下大概有两亿人啦</font>

48
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">两亿人?</font>

49
00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:18,780
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不可能从那么多人之中找到的</font>

50
00:04:18,863 --> 00:04:21,783
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">为了找人要花费多少电车费啊?</font>

51
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我连今天的早餐钱都没有!</font>

52
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">背后有视线</font>

53
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真的很感谢你们!</font>

54
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哔之助 欢迎你下次再来吃饭</font>

55
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">拿到肉包了 好幸福啊 哔之助!</font>

56
00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,225
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">原来世上也存在笨蛋杀手啊</font>

57
00:05:29,308 --> 00:05:32,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他那种类型其实命很硬</font>

58
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">可恶 期望落空了</font>

59
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">继续这样下去
我就永远脱离不了帐篷生活了</font>

60
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">再说 这帐篷快要寿终正寝了</font>

61
00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:48,327
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这可是乡下的奶奶给我的宝贝</font>

62
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">总有一天我们要变成大人物
然后一起住在大豪宅里</font>

63
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哔之助</font>

64
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你真的很不适合当杀手</font>

65
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">赶快辞职吧 废物</font>

66
00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:10,391
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好想给那些开除我们的混蛋
一点颜色瞧瞧</font>

67
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">“生存游戏大赛”</font>

68
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">“奖金一百万”!</font>

69
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">喂...</font>

70
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">如果有一百万
应该可以买下公寓了吧?</font>

71
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">太好了 哔之助 好运到来了</font>

72
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(第52届憩来坂商店街
大型生存遊戏大賽)</font>

73
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">目标是夺冠</font>

74
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">一百万</font>

75
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我们正在发放队伍用来联络的无线电</font>

76
00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:08,824
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哎 这不是KIL2-U吗?</font>

77
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好专业啊!</font>

78
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不要兴奋到忘我</font>

79
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">加油呀!</font>

80
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你也要参加啦 小陆</font>

81
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我才不玩那种野蛮的游戏呢</font>

82
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">就跟你说修缮店铺需要钱
你是听不懂吗?</font>

83
00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:27,426
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">但其他人都是大外行
靠我们两个人就够了</font>

84
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你这样我们很困扰的!</font>

85
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 别这样说嘛!
- 呃</font>

86
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">拜托啦 我也想参赛</font>

87
00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,104
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">就跟你说只有一个人不能参赛!</font>

88
00:07:38,187 --> 00:07:41,566
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">打队伍战至少要两个人以上
五个人以下的成员!</font>

89
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">怎么这样?</font>

90
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哔之助?</font>

91
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">请你们帮帮我吧</font>

92
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不要靠过来!</font>

93
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 臭小子!放手 放开啦!
- 算我求你了!</font>

94
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(队伍名 坂本商店)</font>

95
00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:05,047
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(坂本太郎、朝仓新、真霜平助)</font>

96
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">实在是太感谢你们了</font>

97
00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:08,968
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">可恶</font>

98
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">多了一个大累赘</font>

99
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">今年也迎来了这时期!</font>

100
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">憩来坂商店街的
大型生存游戏大赛即将开始!</font>

101
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">使用的是漆弹</font>

102
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">被射中就算淘汰呦</font>

103
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">商店街里的所有地方都是游戏场地</font>

104
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">所以尽管射没关系
之后大家会一起清理干净</font>

105
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">每年都帮了大忙呢</font>

106
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">是啊</font>

107
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">原来如此</font>

108
00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,871
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">也顺便兼顾了商店街的清洁工作呢</font>

109
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">还有奖金可拿 是个不错的活动</font>

110
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">大家都占好位置了吗?</font>

111
00:08:44,211 --> 00:08:46,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">那么我该负责做什么啊?</font>

112
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">反正开火就对了!</font>

113
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">收到!</font>

114
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你千万别瞄准队友啊</font>

115
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我没有那么笨啦!</font>

116
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 那群人是怎样?
- 是外行人吧?</font>

117
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 那就同时开始吧
- 肯定马上就挂了</font>

118
00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:06,484
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">刚才是这家伙开枪的吗?</font>

119
00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,903
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">怎么了?比赛不是开始了吗?</font>

120
00:09:08,986 --> 00:09:11,238
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">率先出击的是坂本商店</font>

121
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">究竟是怎么一回事?</font>

122
00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:14,367
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 我还搞不清楚状况
- 有了惊人的开场</font>

123
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这个家伙...</font>

124
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">漏洞百出</font>

125
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">抱歉咯 坂本先生</font>

126
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">奇怪</font>

127
00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:34,178
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}(这是空气枪)</font>

128
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<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本商店好强啊!</font>

129
00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:39,016
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">是冠军的最有力人选</font>

130
00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:40,685
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">行得通!</font>

131
00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:43,688
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">把店里的玻璃改成防弹的</font>

132
00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:46,524
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">再增加杯面的种类</font>

133
00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:51,529
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">超级好玩的 这就是所谓的战友吧!</font>

134
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:56,117
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">能够把背后交给朋友的感觉真是不赖</font>

135
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,828
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他已经单方面把我们视为朋友了</font>

136
00:09:59,578 --> 00:10:02,164
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">话说回来 你们超厉害的</font>

137
00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,083
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">该不会是专业的...</font>

138
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,710
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">暴露了吗?</font>

139
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,670
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">...生存游戏爱好者吧?</font>

140
00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:09,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">幸好他够蠢</font>

141
00:10:10,256 --> 00:10:13,342
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好 让我当诱饵 带头冲锋吧!</font>

142
00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:15,344
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">交给你支援了 兄弟!</font>

143
00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,597
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">但他看起来不像是坏人啦</font>

144
00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:22,601
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哟!不愧是传说中的男人
坂本太郎!</font>

145
00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:25,062
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">摇动的肉好迷人喔</font>

146
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,985
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本太郎?</font>

147
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,581
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不可能吧 根本是不同的人</font>

148
00:10:44,957 --> 00:10:47,168
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">照片上的是发福前的瘦店长</font>

149
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:49,795
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我比较喜欢他现在胖胖的样子</font>

150
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:53,090
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">看吧 眼镜和发型完全一样</font>

151
00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:59,346
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">完全不像吧?坂本大哥</font>

152
00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,058
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你说得对</font>

153
00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:22,703
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我最痛恨骗子了</font>

154
00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:28,542
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">《坂本日常》</font>

155
00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:33,214
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">在这时有了意料之外的状况!</font>

156
00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:37,134
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本商店队起内哄了吗?</font>

157
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:40,804
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不可饶恕 亏我把你们当成好朋友</font>

158
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:47,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">该死 小陆那笨蛋
居然说了不该说的话</font>

159
00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:49,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这样也好</font>

160
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:52,733
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">如此一来 奖金和悬赏金都归我了</font>

161
00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:57,696
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你们全身都是破绽</font>

162
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,031
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">给我去死吧!</font>

163
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:02,034
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}哦 现在轮到理发店队登场啦!</font>

164
00:12:02,117 --> 00:12:04,161
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">时机挑得真好</font>

165
00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:07,122
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好痛!</font>

166
00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:09,291
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">哎唷!</font>

167
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,545
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">过来 哔之助!</font>

168
00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:22,638
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">比起空气枪 果然还是要用这个啦!</font>

169
00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:28,060
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真枪?</font>

170
00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,937
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这好用太多了!</font>

171
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:44,827
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">长距离 而且还以那种姿势射击...</font>

172
00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:47,663
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">竟然还能精准瞄准头部</font>

173
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,084
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">果然没有那么容易</font>

174
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,752
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">要拉开距离了 哔之助</font>

175
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:55,671
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">喂 给我站住!</font>

176
00:12:56,171 --> 00:12:58,173
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">阿新!先对付他们</font>

177
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,763
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不过还真是巧啊</font>

178
00:13:06,056 --> 00:13:08,350
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">没想到目标人物其实近在身边</font>

179
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,060
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我太走运了</font>

180
00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:13,230
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">嗯?干嘛啦?哔之助</font>

181
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,235
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你乱讲 我才没有哭呢</font>

182
00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:22,239
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我一点都不觉得伤心啦</font>

183
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,995
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我和他们俩是敌对关系 对吧?</font>

184
00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:31,665
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">而且啊...</font>

185
00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,043
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这对我来说是必要的</font>

186
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:38,547
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">作为自由接单的杀手
我一定要打响名号啊!</font>

187
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:42,426
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">各位 比赛终于进入最高潮!</font>

188
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:47,598
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">究竟哪支队伍会获得冠军呢?</font>

189
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:52,102
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">那小子好像不在附近</font>

190
00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:54,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">- 我去查看情况
- 等一下</font>

191
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,274
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">与狙击手战斗时要小心谨慎</font>

192
00:13:57,858 --> 00:14:00,361
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">首先要确定对方的位置</font>

193
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:05,157
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">但最重要的是
不能让对方发现我方的位置</font>

194
00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">跳弹?</font>

195
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,883
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他到底是从哪边开枪的?</font>

196
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,094
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我们位置穿帮了吗?</font>

197
00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:29,848
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真的吗?哔之助</font>

198
00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,477
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">刚刚那道攻击也被对方躲过了?</font>

199
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:36,063
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你没事吧 坂本大哥?</font>

200
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:38,524
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">居然能闪过刚才的射击
你们真有一套</font>

201
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:42,528
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">混蛋 刚才只是碰巧跳弹而已吧!</font>

202
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:43,904
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">少得意忘形了</font>

203
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,155
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">绝非碰巧</font>

204
00:14:46,699 --> 00:14:49,410
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">那颗子弹的旋转数很反常</font>

205
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:53,998
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我猜那是设定好要击出跳弹
而特制的子弹</font>

206
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:58,085
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">有两把刷子
竟然连这都被你看出来了</font>

207
00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:00,087
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">没错</font>

208
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,756
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我的子弹是三连跳弹</font>

209
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,176
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">能使子弹反弹 让对方无法预测轨道</font>

210
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,137
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这是特制款</font>

211
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:13,851
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你还说把我们当朋友
现在却一副恨不得杀了我们的样子</font>

212
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,477
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你少天真了</font>

213
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,106
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">姑且不论是不是朋友
我们都是杀手啊</font>

214
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:24,069
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">只要瞄准镜一对准
接下来就看是打中还是打偏</font>

215
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:25,738
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">对我而言就是这么单纯</font>

216
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,765
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(施工中 无法通行)</font>

217
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:55,768
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不会吧?他毫不留情啊!</font>

218
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,610
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真是难缠的对手</font>

219
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:13,077
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">从以前开始
我在各方面都不如其他人</font>

220
00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:19,083
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你什么都做不好 平助</font>

221
00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:25,964
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">即使是如此没用的我</font>

222
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:29,510
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不知为何 唯独在射击方面
我能达到和一般人一样的水准</font>

223
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:35,724
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">就是这个!射击就是我的长处!</font>

224
00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:36,642
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(一日一杀)</font>

225
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:38,977
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我是新加入的职员 真霜平助</font>

226
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:40,854
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">特技是狙击</font>

227
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:44,233
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">在学院深造的时期
我全力磨练狙击能力</font>

228
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,236
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">在这方面我绝对不会输给任何人</font>

229
00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:48,529
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">请各位多多指教</font>

230
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,949
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你在说什么傻话?</font>

231
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:58,497
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我们这里不需要
只会做一件事的无用之材啦</font>

232
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:02,501
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}新人没资格对工作内容挑三拣四</font>

233
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:03,794
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">来吧...</font>

234
00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:04,837
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">大开杀戒!</font>

235
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:09,299
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真霜 你这混帐在搞啥?</font>

236
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,260
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你连刀子都不会用吗?</font>

237
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:17,099
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">真霜 不要扯后腿 小心我宰了你!</font>

238
00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:21,562
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我说你啊</font>

239
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,523
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">根本不是当杀手的料</font>

240
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:27,234
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">只会狙击实在是没什么用</font>

241
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,695
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">赶快离职吧 没用的废物</font>

242
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:36,201
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">没有立足之地的我
最终被公司开除了</font>

243
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:40,455
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">肚子好饿喔 哔之助</font>

244
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:48,213
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">“坂本太郎 悬赏金十亿”</font>

245
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:49,882
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(重要通缉犯 坂本太郎)</font>

246
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,181
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我要干一票大的</font>

247
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,811
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我是技术高超的顶级狙击手</font>

248
00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:05,397
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我绝对要证明这一点</font>

249
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:17,534
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我必须完美执行这项工作</font>

250
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,119
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">才能让自己...</font>

251
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:22,331
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">吵死人了!别开着麦克风自言自语!</font>

252
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,125
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">奇怪 声音传过去了?</font>

253
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:29,922
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">而且别人怎么想 根本不重要吧!</font>

254
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,134
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">相信自身实力的人</font>

255
00:18:34,218 --> 00:18:37,679
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">有自己一个人就够了!</font>

256
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,101
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">当一个人感到惊讶时 他脑中的想法</font>

257
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:45,270
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">即使离得远 也很引人注目</font>

258
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:50,734
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">挺聪明的嘛 居然是大吼攻击</font>

259
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,487
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">害我耳朵现在嗡嗡地叫</font>

260
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:11,380
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">竟然光凭丢石头...</font>

261
00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,097
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我是遇上怪物了吗?</font>

262
00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:26,019
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我敌不过这家伙</font>

263
00:19:27,813 --> 00:19:28,897
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}(生存游戏大赛)</font>

264
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:32,401
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}经过半天的激烈的死斗</font>

265
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:35,404
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">终于迎来了最后这一刻!</font>

266
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:39,574
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">荣获本届冠军的是...</font>

267
00:19:40,242 --> 00:19:43,120
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本商店队!</font>

268
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,079
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">(冠军)</font>

269
00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:46,290
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">干得好啊</font>

270
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,920
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">到头来 我作为狙击手也是不及格啊</font>

271
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,590
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好不甘心</font>

272
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:59,261
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">太爱哭了吧 你真的是杀手吗?</font>

273
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,554
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">少啰嗦啦!</font>

274
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:03,598
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你们不会懂弱者的心情的</font>

275
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:04,516
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你是弱者?</font>

276
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:11,064
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我生平第一次
和你这么厉害的狙击手对战</font>

277
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:29,458
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你就算那样讲 我也开心不起来啦!</font>

278
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,960
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">不要动不动就哭啦!</font>

279
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:37,591
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">奖金...</font>

280
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:39,509
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">这是你的份</font>

281
00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,303
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">什么?你愿意给我?</font>

282
00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:46,016
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">才50日元?</font>

283
00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:49,853
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">谁叫你用跳弹大肆破坏商店街</font>

284
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:22,654
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}(生存游戏大赛冠军)</font>

285
00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:24,531
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">{\an8}真是可惜</font>

286
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:27,993
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">好不容易夺冠 奖金却花光了</font>

287
00:22:28,618 --> 00:22:29,536
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">抱歉</font>

288
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:32,539
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我一点都不介意 老公平安无事就好</font>

289
00:22:33,456 --> 00:22:36,042
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">两位当初是怎么相遇的呢?</font>

290
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,294
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">咦?</font>

291
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:40,505
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">坂本大哥不可能
主动向葵大姐搭讪吧?</font>

292
00:22:41,006 --> 00:22:42,674
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">是啊</font>

293
00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,974
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">欢迎光临</font>

294
00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:53,435
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">我的天啊...</font>

295
00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:57,856
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">总共是1063日元</font>

296
00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:05,197
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">你的衣服上沾了血?</font>

297
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:17,667
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">等一下</font>

298
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,878
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">请拿去用</font>

299
00:23:21,129 --> 00:23:22,130
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">如果你不介意的话</font>

300
00:23:26,009 --> 00:23:29,262
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">他其实很纯情喔</font>

301
00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:35,101
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">别擅自读小葵的心</font>

302
00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:36,061
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">对不起</font>

303
00:23:36,144 --> 00:23:37,520
<font face="sans-serif" size="71">字幕翻译:荷悦</font>

