- [kids shouting] - [Hana] Me! I know!
[teacher] Let's see... Hana.
Okay!
- [chuckles] - [camera shutter clicking]
I'm so glad we asked Shin and Lu to manage the store for us.
I just hope they can handle it on their own.
They'll be fine. I think.
SAKAMOTO'S
[Shin] Hey, Lu!
Why is it you always wear my apron when you do the dirty work?
Please! You whine about everything!
Why do I clean the windows by myself?
Because it's not my job!
Let me clear this up for you...
When Mr. and Mrs. Sakamoto aren't around, I'm the one that's in charge here.
Uh-huh, whatever, good for you.
I swear, sometimes Shin is such a child.
Okay. If you have something to say, then just say it out loud.
'Cause I hear what you're thinking anyway.
Hey, I have the right to think about whatever I want to think!
You should quit snooping around in other people's brains.
Yo! I came to see if you had any leftover meat buns today.
Only a pervert would listen
to what everyone else is thinking all the time!
You're nothing but a creepy, blond mind-stalker!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're nothing but a drunken apron thief!
[Lu screams]
I can never relax around you
'cause I don't know if you're reading my mind or not!
[exclaims]
[sighs]
[Shin] I see.
My bad, I guess.
Huh?
Yo, um, you good?
[Lu] Yeah, I'm fine!
So, can I eat these, or...
Only if you leave, too.
[scoffs]
[sighs] He is so annoying!
I've never seen him look like that before.
[doorbell chiming]
Crawling back already, huh?
Well, if you give me a real apology...
Huh?
[man 1 grunts]
SHIN
- That's Shin. - [underling exclaims]
You're coming with us.
[gasps]
[opening theme song playing]
JURASSIC BASTARD
[muffled screaming]
[man 1] I can't believe it.
Eleven years after disappearing from the Lab,
this guinea pig's out here living an ordinary life in a small town.
Hard to recognize her with a different hair color.
[man 2] Uh... Mr. Tanaka?
I hate to say this, but...
[Tanaka] What is it, Seba?
[Seba] Do you think we might have the wrong person?
[Tanaka] Huh?
Of course, it's the right person! Didn't you see the nametag?
It says "Shin," you dumbass!
Don't question me or I'll kill you!
[Seba] Okay. Sorry.
[underling] But what do we need this girl for anyway?
[Tanaka] They didn't tell me any of the details.
But remember how the Lab was experimenting with supernatural powers?
According to what I heard, Shin here was the only success.
A bona fide clairvoyant.
[muffled gasp]
[Tanaka] And it gives me the heebie-jeebies!
Somebody who knows what you're thinking all the time?
Nobody would wanna hang around a creep like that.
I bet you've never had a friend in your entire pathetic life.
Sounds like a sad and lonely existence to me! [chuckles]
[grunts]
- [grunts] - [underling 1 and 2] Mr. Tanaka!
You have no right to say that.
Shin may be a stupid, neurotic, childish dumbass,
but he's a better person than all of you jerks!
- Huh? - [Lu] Besides,
just because someone's different than everyone else,
who are you to say their life can't be happy?
Hold on, you just said... What's your name?
I'm Lu. Lu Shaotang.
[Tanaka exclaims]
[Seba] See? I told you.
You need to work on your listening skills, Mr. Tanaka.
[Tanaka grunts]
[sighs] I have no choice.
It's up to me to be the grown-up in this situation.
Okay, Lu. Say you're sorry, and I'll forgive you for being a--
Huh? Did she leave early?
- [door opens] - [doorbell chimes]
- [Aoi] We're back! - [Shin] Huh?
- [Hana giggles] - Mr. Sakamoto...
[Sakamoto] What happened?
[Shin] Then when I got back, Lu was gone.
It's all my fault. I shouldn't have left her here alone.
She's heading southwest on the national highway.
Huh? Mr. Sakamoto? How did you...
SHIN
[Sakamoto] Nametags. They're equipped with GPS trackers.
[Tanaka] Bunch of morons!
We kidnapped the wrong person, they're gonna kill us!
- [Seba] Yup. - [Tanaka] What are you doing?
Get off the freeway!
[Seba] Next exit's not for 15 kilometers.
[Tanaka] This is why I hate when I have to work in the field!
Wait. What if we just pretend this is the real Shin?
And we can say he lost his telepathic powers.
[Seba] Isn't the gender thing a dead giveaway?
[Tanaka] Shit!
[Lu] I'm so stupid.
I deserve this for saying such awful things to Shin.
I can't relax 'cause I don't know if you're reading my mind!
It's not like I actually meant what I was saying, though.
I just wish I could apologize.
[Seba] Hm?
[engine revs]
[thrilling music playing]
[tires screech]
That's my employee. I'm here to retrieve her.
Shin, you came! And you brought the Boss Man!
[Tanaka] What? That's the real Shin?
It is, Seba! It's the kid from the picture!
[Seba] That's lucky.
[Tanaka] Now they're not gonna kill us when we get back to the Lab!
[Shin exclaims softly]
Wait. These guys are from the Lab?
[Tanaka] This is our chance. Go get him!
[underling] Nighty-night, Tubb-o.
Time for a nap!
[underling gasps, screams]
[Tanaka] What the hell?
Excuse me! You mind if I borrow a piece?
Oh, sure! Help yourself, son!
[grunts]
[screams]
[underling] Damn it! You little shit...
Wowzer! You shooting a movie?
Yup!
Huh?
[yells]
[Tanaka] What's wrong with these guys? They're insane!
[Seba] Oh, they all lose already?
[Tanaka] Looks like it.
You don't wanna make the Boss Man angry!
You should stop and apologize before you get yourselves hurt.
[Tanaka grunts] Why don't you shut your trap?
You know what happens if we go back empty-handed?
That's way scarier.
And if he decides you're worthless, then we're all...
Hey, you okay? Lu!
[Tanaka screams] Seba!
[Seba] Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever. Just take the wheel, okay?
[Shin] Oh.
There better be a hefty bonus in my paycheck after this.
I'm not gonna go easy on you.
[Tanaka] You got this, Seba! Do your thing!
[Seba] Uh-huh, sure.
It's such a pain in the ass to have a boss who's incompetent.
[electricity charges]
[gasps]
[thrilling music fades]
[grunts]
[thrilling music continues]
[pants]
Mr. Sakamoto! Watch out!
[Seba] Wow. You've got pretty good instincts.
[laughs] Scary!
Now let me go.
[Shin] Mr. Sakamoto.
[thrilling music ends]
- [thudding] - [Tanaka exclaims]
[Seba] They don't call him "The Legendary Assassin" for nothing.
I thought I was a goner.
[Tanaka] Hey! Did you get Shin?
Oh. I forgot about that.
- [Tanaka screams] Seba! - [electricity discharges]
[Shin] Damn. We could still catch up if we hadn't lost the bike.
[Sakamoto] GPS stopped responding when they reached Okutabi.
Who are they, anyway?
From what thoughts I heard, they work for the Lab.
- [Sakamoto] Lab? - Yeah.
It's an underground research facility.
It's also where I was raised.
- [Sakamoto exclaims softly] - Except...
When I was there, it was a bunch of weirdos, for sure.
But they weren't violent like those guys.
I wonder what's going on.
- Whatever it is... - Hm?
...we have to get Lu back.
This is the place, huh?
Yeah. The museum is a front to keep it hidden.
The Lab itself is down in the basement.
Time to pay a visit to your childhood home.
Right.
[Sakamoto] Sure is crowded.
Well, on the surface, it's just an ordinary museum.
[female staff] Hello there!
Welcome to the Okutabi Science Museum,
where learning is fun!
Would you like to take a souvenir photo?
No thanks, we're kinda in a hurry.
Oh, come on, don't be like that!
I said we're not interested.
It'll only take a second!
[shouts] We're not interested!
Now, pose like a dinosaur!
Roar!
[camera shutter clicks]
Large prints are available for purchase for only 4,900 yen.
Um, one large print, please.
HE LIKED IT
These will be great for hiding our faces.
[Sakamoto] Nice and soft, too.
Well, we're going this way.
There's a secret passage over in the annex that will take us down to the basement.
[Sakamoto] Oughta bring the family here some time.
ORANGES
[muffled grunting] Let me go!
Will you knock it off?
[muffled grunting continues]
[grunting stops]
[Lu] What is this place?
[man] Mr. Tanaka.
[exclaims] Sir!
Is this the clairvoyant boy I've heard so much about?
[Tanaka] Yes, sir.
[man] Hm, the hair color and the gender don't match the photo I saw.
You know, if you lie to Mr. Reindeer...
I have to kill you.
[whimpers] Yes, sir.
[Lu] What's up with this guy?
His face and hands are covered in stitches.
Creepy.
Excuse me, Chief.
- If I may? - [man] Go ahead, Seba.
The girl here's actually just a stand-in.
But I think I know how to find the real guy.
[screams] Seba!
APPLES
Damn you!
- You're gonna pay for this, Seba! - This seat's not comfy!
- You hear me, Seba? - You will capture that boy at any cost.
We wouldn't want to disappoint you-know-who.
I know I can count on you.
Right, Seba?
Uh... Sure, I'll do my best.
[Shin] If I remember correctly...
first, we set this clock to 8:20.
[clicking]
Then tilt the brown bear's head 90 degrees to the left.
[whirring]
All right, got it in one!
[Sakamoto] That was overly complicated.
- Let's see... "Okutabi." - [keypad beeps]
- [beeping] - [automated voice] Verification failed.
[Shin] Oh. They changed the password!
- [automated voice] Error code 2-0-3. - [alarm blaring]
- Intruder Alert. - Huh?
[automated voice] Destroy.
[gasps]
[automated voice] First attempt: failed.
Begin second attempt.
[thuds]
[sighs] Hey, Mr. Sakamoto?
Have you ever fought a real bear before?
[Sakamoto] All the standard animal combat training.
[automated voice] Phase One: System down.
BROWN BEAR POLAR BEAR
Begin Phase Two.
[dramatic music playing]
[gasps]
[powering on]
[Sakamoto] Never fought a dinosaur, though.
[Shin grunts]
What are we supposed to do now?
[Sakamoto] And it moves, too.
[gasps, squeals] She's so cute, I love her!
- [Sakamoto] I have to show Hana. - [exclaims]
[Sakamoto] We catch it alive. Don't do too much damage.
What the hell are you thinking? [gasps, grunts]
That tail's gonna be a real pain in the ass.
Huh?
There's a device inside its head!
If you shoot that with your taser, maybe you can disable this thing.
[Sakamoto] That's a great idea, Shin.
[Shin] "Great idea!"
[taser charges]
Yes! It worked!
- [automated voice] System rebooting. - [alarm blares]
Maximum combat level.
[both gasp]
Mr. Sakamoto!
Oh no, the taser!
[screeching]
[Sakamoto] Not worth the effort.
Alive or not, it's over.
[strained grunt]
[Shin grunts]
[dramatic music ends]
On second thought, a dinosaur's mystique comes from not moving.
Oh, you don't say?
[man] The noises stopped. What was that?
You think someone tripped the security system at the entrance?
[underling] Hey! Quit slacking off! You worthless eggheads!
We're long overdue for a break.
None of us has slept in three days!
What? If you want a break, you're gonna need to show us some results.
Good-for-nothing hack!
- [kicks] - [groans]
- Ishikawa! - Are you okay?
[Ishikawa] This is absurd.
Do you honestly think this research is gonna work?
"Absurd" you say? [laughs]
Oh, buddy. I wouldn't have said that if I were you.
You just insulted the organization.
You're dead! Huh?
- [neck snaps] - [grunts]
- [all gasp] - [thudding]
'Sup? It's been a while since I've seen you guys.
What's new around here?
[scientist 1] Shin?
- [scientist 2] It is Shin! - [scientist 3] What are you doing here?
I had a little errand to run.
Where's the old man?
I'm afraid they've got him imprisoned on the bottom level.
I'm sorry, Shin. But the Lab has been overrun by a group of sadistic assassins.
A group of assassins, huh?
They just showed up here. It was about a year ago now.
[man] Hello, everyone.
Pleasure to meet you.
My name is Kashima.
And I am a hit man.
We're on the hunt for new and innovative tools
to help us kill people.
Guns and knives are so passé.
Assassins deserve access to technology that's on the cutting edge.
To that end, we'd like to borrow your brilliant minds for a while.
[Ishikawa] Kashima is the leader, with a few executives under him,
and all the rank and file members wear Hazmat suits.
That's a lot of hit men.
Mr. Sakamoto,
if we have to search every room of this place looking for Lu...
We'll be fighting through every one of them along the way.
Are you out of your minds?
You two need to get out of here, now!
If the executives find you here, they'll--
[footsteps approaching]
One's coming! Hide!
Quick! Whatever you do, don't make a sound!
Get in there!
[Tanaka crying] I don't wanna be a guinea pig!
Please, let me out of here!
[Lu] Quit your whining!
[groans]
That hurt. I didn't know girls could be that savage.
- [metallic clanging] - What are you doing?
It's noisy.
What does it look like?
Trying to break out.
Huh? Using nothing but a rock?
Oh, don't make me laugh.
- [man] He has a point, miss. - [gasps]
It's no use. That's not gonna cut it.
[Lu] I'm sorry. Who are you?
I'm Asakura, head researcher of the Lab.
Nice to meet you. Would you like to break out of here with me?
Huh?
[man] Mm. [chuckles] You're making an awful lot of noise.
Are you doing some fun experiments in here?
MAD HORIGUCHI
Mind if I join you?
Uh... it's nothing.
Let me... borrow your pen.
Huh?
Liar.
[gasps, screams]
[Shin] That bastard!
[Sakamoto] I'm stuck.
The guards posted out front were unconscious on the floor.
You wouldn't know anything about that now, would you?
Well? Someone's going to explain.
Get your pens ready, everyone!
[snickers]
Ah, you see? I knew it.
You got pretty good reflexes for an old geezer.
You fool! Why didn't you just stay hidden?
[scoffs] No reason.
I just got a bit claustrophobic.
[creaking]
Shin, you...
[Shin] You must be an executive.
[licks] Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
Will you get in our way if I say yes?
Because I won't let you!
We're doing so much incredible research! [laughs]
I have an idea! What if I show you some of it?
[upbeat music playing]
[gasps]
[grunts]
- [grunts] - [Ishikawa] Shin!
[Horiguchi laughs]
Now, subject primed, let's begin the fun!
[speaks backwards] That kinda hurt, you asshole!
[gasps] The hell?
Huh?
[giggles] Isn't it great?
I can reverse your speech with the flick of a switch.
The electrode I implanted in your neck
sends an electrical current up your spine, and scrambles the signals in your brain.
[speaks backwards] You son of a bitch! Switch me back to normal!
Whoa! [laughs]
Let's try the next one! Huh?
[echoing grunt]
[groans]
Finally got loose.
[speaks backwards] Mr. Sakamoto!
Hm? That sounds like fun.
Come on, do you really have to make fun of me?
[sighs]
- [Sakamoto] Shin. - Huh?
I don't know what kind of history you have with this place.
But... do you want to save it?
[gasps]
Yes.
[knuckles crack] Okay.
Then your childhood home needs a little spring cleaning.
All right!
[man] It's been ages since the last time I rode a bus.
My back hurts.
[woman] Eat this, Mr. Shishiba. For good luck.
[Shishiba] You're so superstitious, Osaragi
I can't decide if I think this place has something to do with Slur or not.
The intel came from Nagumo. So, can it really be trusted?
[Osaragi] But investigating the lead is our job, right?
Yeah, I know you're right, Osaragi. Let's do this.
[Osaragi sighs]
["Somebody Help Us" playing]