One, two, three!
Let's--
Give it up for the bride and the groom!
Kapil Aggarwal?
Who's that?
Your wife has been taking you for a ride.
She's having an affair.
Rajji, is that you?
Stop messing with me, bro.
Hey!
Who the fuck was that? Fucking asshole!
Hey, look at him.
Call him.
Hey, Kapil!
Congratulations, man.
The younger one is all set to become a man tonight.
Yeah.
What's your secret?
How did the two of you
manage to get girls way out of your league?
I mean…
you look just like us.
That's true.
Right?
That's my drink.
Cheers.
Apparently, nobody cares about looks these days.
That's true.
And you guys are inherited
with a good personality and a lot of wealth.
But, Mrs. Aggarwal is a lovely woman.
That's true. She's on TikTok as well.
I'm sure you're a loyal follower.
Yeah, just like you, brother.
Look at that, don't they make a great couple?
Right?
Cheers!
I got it from Delhi.
It's gorgeous.
Excuse me, one minute.
What?
You're looking really sexy!
Nice!
So, how's the affair going?
How is it?
Going well?
Come on…
say it.
-The dinner is served. Please have some. -Sure!
-How are you, Kapil? -Hey, wait!
We'll get the cake soon.
Excuse me!
Can you please click a picture?
Come, let's talk.
What's wrong, Kapil?
What do you wanna talk about? What happened?
Who is he?
What are you talking about?
Stop lying to me.
It'll cost you big time.
I think you've had a little too much to drink.
You're sloshed.
-I know about the affair. -What are you talking about?
The affair!
-I know you're having an affair! -What?
Yes, I had an affair.
I have one right now.
Don't even think about getting a divorce.
It'll cost you big time.
Well, women settle for alimony.
I'll settle for all-your-money.
Baby, I don't give a damn
Block me on Instagram
She's on the dance floor
As I sit here With my heart sore
She's on the dance floor
As I sit here With my heart sore
With your behavior You confuse me
All you've ever done is used me!
Please tell your Madhubala to calm down.
She thinks that she is a starlet.
She's always dunking her face in a pool of makeup like a 16-year-old girl!
Bloody Ms. India!
So, give me the latest gossip! Who is hooking up with whom these days?
The scores of followers You have on social media
They're a scam!
I don't give a damn
Block me on Instagram!
Just go to hell! Get lost!
I've had enough.
What's wrong?
You look worried.
Are you scared?
Just shut up.
Half of my family is already dead.
You better think about your reputation if the word gets out!
Really?
Didn't you think about this when you were having an affair?
Okay, tell me…
did you…
guys just kiss each other…
or was sex involved?
Are you 12?
Don't you know how affairs work?
And it happened with just two guys.
And you're talking as if you've never sowed your wild oats.
I swear, I've never, in my life, sowed any oats.
And, hold on…
what do you mean by “Just two”?
I used to think these affairs are a western thing.
Our culture would stop…
things from escalating.
But…
you're quite modern--
Alright, sorry.
Shit, you're really upset.
Sorry.
This is extremely common these days.
Researches are being conducted!
You can't live with one person forever.
But, I'll stop it.
I swear.
Thanks.
Absinthe.
Try it!
You'll forget about this shit tomorrow.
Cheers!
We must click a selfie.
Okay?
This calls for a selfie.
Hold on…
I need to stop recording this.
Recording what?
Your two cents.
You recorded it?
-You made a video? -Relax!
-Delete it. -Come on! It's simple, baby!
-Please stop it! -It's just an affair.
It is extremely common these days!
It really is!
-Sometimes people have two affairs! -Please! Please!
That guy is recording--
-I'll make sure this goes viral! -Listen to me.
You can have many more affairs!
-Please delete it! -I'll show you…
how a single man can lead a happy life!
-Shut up! -She has an affair!
Forget alimony, I won't even give you my underwear!
"Kapil, it's common!"
"Just two!"
"Kiss!"
"I've had sex!"
I'll make sure this goes viral!
What the hell!
It's stale!
Get me some fresh ones!
He'll get it.
Mama!
Kapil has had too many drinks!
He is out of control.
I think he was with his friends.
Now he is just talking nonsense.
My poor baby!
"Poor baby?"
He is drunk!
So be it.
His brother is getting married!
By the way, you don't smell so good either.
Mama, please!
Just don't believe anything he's saying, okay?
He's my son!
You don't need to tell me about my own son!
Got it?
Brother, do you need some lemonade?
There you are!
I've been looking for you all over the place!
You know that I am the answer to all your prayers!
Why didn't you just summon me?
It's your special day after all.
You're getting all the attention.
And I'm not getting any.
I may be standing there but my eyes are exactly where they need to be.
Please don't accuse me!
Are you alright?
Have some lemonade!
Your bride's coming home…
and mine's leaving.
You're really funny when you're drunk.
-I'm gonna head back. -Sure.
-Join us, alright? -Yeah.
Presenting the next song on popular demand!
If you show up looking this hot,
not just him…
all the boys around town will be sloshed!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yeah!
Have you ever gone crawling back to the same person?
Yeah!
So have I!
Let's dance.
Listen up! My heartbroken lovers!
Why do you fall in love?
Listen…
everything that happened…
we'll discuss it in the morning…
when we're calm.
You didn't even think about the kids?
Obviously, how could you?
I'm sure your sexual instincts have taken over the maternal ones.
Really?
Yes, she has betrayed me!
Give me one name at least!
There's no one.
What's going on?
And why don't you look at yourself?
-What the hell have I done? -Really?
Tell me. What have I done?
-Really? What have you done? -Yeah!
Yeah, tell me!
You made me push three kids out in the past seven years.
You put a new one inside me as soon as the first one gets out.
I feel like a bloody prisoner…
sentenced to pregnancy every two years!
I spent all my youth with a huge belly!
And it didn't even matter to you!
You are not the only woman to have three kids.
I have to take birth-control pills because of you!
You're on the pill?
Because you only want to have sex to have a child.
Foreplay, role-play, cosplay! You have no clue!
Have you ever heard of these?
You married a twenty-year-old and turned her into a cougar overnight.
Your business trips never seem to end.
But every time I ask, ”Here's some cash. Go to the mall.”
You're not even ashamed of it! You don't even feel guilty--
Yeah, I don't!
Because I'm sure you are having an affair as well.
-What? -Yes!
How can anyone be happy with a sex life as bad as ours?
You won't have a problem if I had an affair?
So, I was right.
My dear, Aphrodite!
Not everyone is lucky enough to drink from your fountain of lust!
Kapil that was below the belt.
Really?
What about the punch you've landed on my balls?
If I ever fall in love again Thrash me with a shoe!
Tell me…
is it one of them?
-That guy? -No.
It's okay! Tell me!
Come on, baby! What happened?
-Fine, let me give you the details! -Great!
Don't accuse me of not giving you a heads-up!
Yes! Yes!
We used to book a room at Holiday Inn.
We used to do it at least three times a day!
It's the best sex I've ever had.
I used to scream so loud that he had to squish my face with a pillow.
Alright, that's enough.
His hands would touch every corner of my body
that your hands have never touched.
And which corner is that?
This one time, he tied me up…
That's it! Shut up!
-No, there's more! -That's enough!
-Let me tell you the best positions-- -Shut up!
Cowgirl, doggy and sixty-nine was like a lip-smacking dessert.
Shut up!
You wanna know more?
Listen!
One of our three kids isn't even your kid!
Asshole!
Don't try to run away!
Come on!
Bloody idiots!
These two fellows…
were hiding in the bathroom and telling every guy…
that his wife is having an affair!
Assholes! They're drunk as well!
Fucking assholes! They are trying to ruin a wedding!
You bloody scoundrels--
-Hello! Hello! -Come on, spill it!
-I'll deal with these assholes-- -Enough. That's enough!
Let them go.
Is this true?
Music!
It's time for a farewell, friends!
Let's play some songs about freedom!
It's really common!
Researches are being conducted! Come on!
Hey!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever gone crawling back to the same person?
So have I!
Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe.
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go.
Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe.
No. No.
Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe.
Catch a tiger by the toe.