BEEF
AAGE KII ICCHAON KE LIYE EK NAYA AADHAR
SHAADI KE BAAD TUM MERE DEPENDENT HOGE!
TOH TUMHEIN BHI INSURANCE MILEGA.
PAANCH HAZAAR SE OOPAR 2 DASTAKHAT
PAANCH HAZAAR SE KAM KEVAL GM KE DASTAKHAT
KISII DOCTOR KA PATA LAGA SAKTE HO?
PHIR USSE APPOINTMENT LE LENA
OH, TUM H&M JAAKAR MERE LIYE OFFICE KE KAPDE LA SAKTE HO?
MAIN ABHI KAAM KAR RAHA HOON.
MAINE TUMHARA CALENDAR DEKHA THA.
NA AAJ TUMHARA KOI SESSION HAI NA POORE HAFTE.
SAB CALENDAR MEIN NAHI HOTA. RESEARCH KARNA. SUNDAY KO MERA SESSION HAI.
2015 BUTKAS AWARD AUSTIN, ARIZONA UNIVERSITY
TAG LAGE REHNE DENA. PEHNNE KE BAAD WAAPAS KAR DUNGI.
SPF LAA DO AVA
CART SE MERE AIRPODS
COURT 3 PAR AAO!
KURSIYAN CHAHIYEN!
VESPER NE PATIO MEIN GLASS GIRA DIYA
KHARCH SWIKRITI FORM PUNAH JAMA KAREN
WOOSH TUMHEIN FREE CLASS KAB CHAHIYE?
BHAAD MEIN JAO, MUJHE TENNIS SE NAFRAT HAI
DESMOND AAPNE YE NUMBER BLOCK KAR DIYA HAI
UNBLOCK HO RAHA HAI...
NUMBER UNBLOCK HO GAYA
ACCHA IDEA HAI
KAB SE TUMHEN NAHIN DEKHA EK PHOTO BHEJO
TUM LAJAWAAB HO. MUJHE TUMSE ABHI MILNA HAI.
WOOSH MUJHE TENNIS SE NAFRAT HAI.
AAJ KAISA RAHEGA?
Mere pati ko pasand nahi aayega.
Bola exercise mein madad chahiye toh...
Iska mangeta training deta hai.
Nahin chahiye.
Sach mein isne kaha woh Korean hai?
Accha hai ye uska khyaal rakhti hai.
Varna, umra ke saath aksar, dost akela chhod dete hain.
Sab chale jaate hain.
Koi saath deta hai toh woh aapka pati.
Mere pati ko ek bas physical therapist chahiye.
BAND HAI
Laser surgery hogi, bhawen Oopar karenge.
Fillers lagaayenge.
Koi massa hai, toh muft mein nikaal dunga.
Uske aane ke baad, usse aankhon kii surgery karwaane kii baat kar lenge.
Abhi ek surgery ke liye jaana hai.
Date bata dena.
Meri patni ko hi kehna.
MARTHA DIAZ CHHOTI-MOTI SEWAYEN
CERTIFICATE