So cigarettes and gas is $79.70.
Crap.
There's an ATM right outside.
Yeah, l don't have a card.
WeIl, you can write a personaI check with ID.
kind of in between banks right now.
You think I couId just come back Iater?
I'm totalIy good for it. I'd come back, I swear.
If it were me, I'd be totaIIy, you know, "No probIem."
But my dad is this ginormous hard-ass.
He was in FalIujah for a year.
And he aIways checks the receipts. I mean, Iike, always.
I gotta caII him. I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait.
HoId on a second.
Maybe we couId...
...trade.
Ever try it?
I mean, l smoke pot a Iot sometimes.
I party.
But....
-But that stuff's reaIly addictive, right? -Not reaIIy.
It's just a media thing. You know?
What's it Iike?
It's awesome.
Everything's maximum interesting.
You get these reaIIy coId and sharp-Iike action dagger feeIings.
It's awesome.
Come on. What do you say?
Have a nice day.
So how does it feeI?
Does it hurt?
Yeah, it's tight.
-Yeah, but is it painful? -It's hard to breathe.
WeIl, you need your breathing.
AIthough Iet's not Iose sight of the fact...
...that you were the victim of a terrible accident, Antonio...
...so some discomfort is to be expected.
Let's go with that one.
A cashier's check, por favor.
Oh, and spread the word. I'm buiIding a class-action, fIight 51 5.
Victims' famiIies would be great.
I'II take anyone on the ground who suffered emotionalIy.
Anxiety, sIeepIessness. You get the picture.
Trouble?
Ted Beneke? You cannot be serious.
-That guy is a joke. -You know what? You calIed my bluff.
What does that even mean?
You dared me to telI the police and l couldn't do it, so you win.
If you want to stay in this house, fine, but we are not married anymore.
l toId you that I was done cooking meth, SkyIer.
-I promised you that. -So what?
You know what? At Ieast l didn't run off to go--
Jesus! l mean, everything that l did, I did for this family.
-Just keep telIing yourself that. -What is that supposed to mean?
You don't like it, then leave.
-And take your drug money with you. -That's what you want.
-Jesus. -Garbage disposaI.
You think this wiIl get me to move out?
You can screw Ted. You can screw the butcher, the maiIman.
-God, WaIt. -Whoever you want.
Screw them alI. l'm not going anywhere.
Suit yourself.
Is this a good or bad thing?
Suit myself. You want me to suit myseIf?
I'lI suit myseIf to his face!
It's a bad thing.
HeIIo.
WaIter White to see Ted Beneke.
I'm sorry. Mr. Beneke's on a conference caIl.
Okay. l wiII wait.
It couId be a whiIe.
I have aIl the time in the worId.
Okay.
-Here we go. Okay. -Excuse me.
-Mr. Beneke's not availabIe. -Ted? Come on.
Sir, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Ted, I can see you.
I can see you standing right there in your office.
Now, come on.
Open the door. Come on, Iet's taIk. I just want to taIk. That's aIl.
Come on, let's be men about this. Okay? How about that?
Hey, WaIt. l'm kind of in the middIe of something now.
Oh, yes, you are.
So open the door.
You're damn right. You're right in the middIe.
Just open the door and let's taIk about it, okay?
Open the door, Ted, right now.
You don't want to be a man about it? PIan B. How do you like that? PIan b.
We have a situation.
WaIt. WaIt. WaIt.
What are you doing?
I'm taIking with Ted.
Next time, you'Il open the door.
-Freeze! Come on. -Oh, damn it.
No, I'm just here to taIk.
-I just want to taIk to him. -Outside. Let's go.
God. Can I just talk? I just want to taIk to him.
-CaIm down. -I'm just-- Okay, alI right.
AIl right, aIl right, aIl right. I'm caIm. I'm caIm.
Asshole.
What do you want? What do you want?
Hey! Hey, come on.
What the heII is wrong with you?
You act like you're the first guy this happened to.
I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad, okay?
It's a cruel worId, Walt. Grow up.
-I just wanted to talk to him. -Yeah, weII, now I'm talking to you.
Consider this an intervention.
You could have been arrested back there. You understand.
Speaking as your Iawyer, I'm aIways Iooking for biIlabIe hours.
But speaking as your business associate...
...l'm strongIy advising that you get your shit together.
Just cooI it with this Beneke guy, at Ieast for now. Okay?
Let's taIk shop, because I think this is a great opportunity...
...to channeI some of that negative energy into something positive.
-How did you know? -Sorry?
About SkyIer. About where to find me just now.
How did you know?
That's just my meticuIousness. Don't bog down in detaiI, WaIt.
-The Iesson here should be-- -Did you bug my house?
Yeah, but l didn't know it was your house, did I?
You'd moved out. Besides, you basicalIy toId me to.
-I toId you to? -You strongIy hinted that l shouId.
You were worried your wife might say something to the poIice.
What? No, no, that's not true. When the helI did I say that?
Let's not get lost in the who, what and whens.
The point is we did our due diIigence and she didn't taIk.
She kept quiet. She stood by you, WaIt...
...which, if you ask me, is the ironical silver Iining here.
I mean, on the one hand...
...sure, she snuck off the reservation to get some dirty, damp and deep.
On the other hand--
Off me.
You're fired!
-You're done! -Good!
"Oh, boohoo, I won't cook meth anymore."
You're a crybaby. Who needs you?
I'm unpIugging the website, so no more money Iaundering.
How do you like that?
I want those bugs out of my house today.
I want them out now!
You just bought a $300 suit, psycho!
Go.
Great, driIled right into the stucco.
A Iittle bit of putty, you'Il be fine.
Just make sure you get alI of those things.
A, these things cost $800 apiece.
B, you're not that interesting.
So yeah, I'II get aII of them, WaIter.
Great Iine of work, by the way. Real upstanding field.
Yeah, welI...
...l enjoy it.
You're free to Ieave now. Anytime.
You know, WaIter...
...sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.
Mr. White?
Hi.
What's up?
I can't begin to understand what you're going through, WaIt...
...with alI of your heaIth concerns and the stresses you've been under.
But stiIl, as educators...
...there are certain responsibilities we need to be meeting here...
...to the schooI and to the students themselves.
Of course.
Is this a wheaten terrier?
Norfolk.
Norfolk?
That's surprising.
WaIt, couId you come back over here and have a seat, please?
Sure.
You've been absent a Iot recentIy.
And when you are here at schooI, there have been some behavioraI questions.
And frankly I'm concerned.
Thank you.
Are you feeIing okay?
Do you think maybe I should caII SkyIer?
No.
Let's just keep this....
What--?
Hey!
WaIt, what's wrong with you?
You know, Iook, you're the one aIways taIking about D.C., okay?
This is how you get there.
You answer the beII. You pay your dues.
Besides, you know, it's a big deaI to get picked for this.
EI Paso's Iike the Super BowI.
I couId get kilIed crossing the street, okay?
Whatever. You know, I want to go.
What about Iast time?
Schrader.
Hey, sheriff. Yeah.
BIue, huh?
Yeah, yeah. Thing is--
Thing is l'm supposed to be getting on a pIane right now.
The stuff this guy had was bIue. You sure about that?
Yeah.
Yeah, l want to taIk to him.
Taxi.
-Hi. -Man, I'm sorry.
I needed to taIk to you, but you weren't at your apartment.
No, I moved back home.
That's good, right?
Yeah.
-Yo, did you just get fired? -No.
No, no, no.
It's more Iike a sabbaticaI.
Indefinite. yeah.
So, what's up?
ShouId we go somewhere?
No, this is fine.
So l want an intro to your guy.
What guy?
Your guy. Your distribution guy. The guy Saul hooked you up with.
No, no, no. Come on, Jesse.
-I thought about it and I want to. -God.
It's the one thing I'm good at.
No, that is just not true.
You're good at a Iot of things, son.
Like what?
What about your sobriety?
I toId you, I'm not using.
Ever.
I just want back into the business.
WeIl, I don't. I'm sorry.
I know, and that's cooI.
I'm not asking you to cook.
What's this?
In the end, I just went with two refIux condensers.
I didn't want to Iose track of my pH leveIs.
But l did everything eIse just Iike you taught me.
Super carefuI in my amounts...
...and watched the numbers every step of the way.
So, what do you think? It's good, right?
What in the heII is this?
-What? -What?
This. This. This is my product.
This is my formuIa. This is mine.
It's our product, but yeah, l was gonna cut you in.
Oh, you were gonna cut me in?
No, no, no. I cut you in.
What the heII is your probIem? AIl I'm asking is for you to set a meet.
-AbsoluteIy not. -Why?
Because I am not gonna Iend my name to an inferior product.
I mean, Iook at the diameters here.
What did you use for reduction?
Don't telI me. PIatinum dioxide, right?
No. Mercury-aluminum amaIgam.
The dioxide's too hard to keep wet.
AIl right, welI, you must've done it wrong, then.
Your coIor is alI cloudy, so you were struggIing with distiIlation too.
Now, this is very shoddy work, Pinkman.
I'm actuaIIy embarrassed for you.
What?
No way. I gave out sampIes and everyone said it was the bomb.
Oh, they said it was the bomb.
And who were they, l wonder? A bunch of meth heads?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-They shouId know, right? -Yeah, weII, sorry.
-I can't heIp you. -Fine, ass-wad.
-I'lI contact the guy myseIf. -Oh, yeah? WeIl, good Iuck.
Because my guy is a pro and he doesn't deal with junkies.
-You know what? Eat me. -Anytime, Ioser.
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait. Hey!
I can't believe it's onIy 4:00.
This day is dragging.
Okay.
I wish I could stay.
So stay.
What's stopping you?
What, like everything, you mean?
How about my Iunatic husband refusing to Ieave the house?
So move in here.
And then my son hating me even more.
That'lI pass. I went through that with the girls.
They adapt.
And now everyone at work thinks I'm an eviI Iadder-cIimbing whore.
They're aIl fired, effective immediateIy.
What eIse?
Oh, aren't you the answer man?
Where did it--?
Where did it go wrong, exactIy, with you and Walt?
I mean, l aIways saw him as kind of...
...miId-mannered.
Something, l don't know, change when he got sick or...?
I don't know what changed, Ted.
And I just don't feeI reaIly comfortabIe taIking about it.
Sorry.
Just asking out of seIf-interest.
Gotta make sure I don't make the same mistake.
I wouId be amazed.
Just let me see if I'm foIlowing you here, RusseII.
You got this stuff from some guy at Gasparza's...
...who was wearing tan pants...
...and who you're 80 percent sure had a mustache.
That's it, right?
That's your brain working at maximum capacity?
RusseII.
Everything aII right in there?
Mel. The dude's name was MeI.
WeIl, there you go. See? You served an actuaI earthly function.
I can't believe I remembered that.
Mel who? Does he have a Iast name?
Yeah, MeI.
Wait.
Was it MeI...
...or Mark?
It was definiteIy an M name.
Oh, man, I'm Iosing it.
Wait, wait.
Yeah.
It's gone.
-It was an M name though. -Yeah.
I remember the...sound.
AIl right, welI, we'lI go with the...sound.
-Thanks a lot. Appreciate it. -Yeah.
He definiteIy had tan pants.
Remind me to get a vasectomy.
Okay, it's after 9, so this bar that GirI George is at...
...probably waII-to-waII dirtbags by now.
Let's go have a IittIe Iooky-Ioo, see if we can't find this M-named cIown.
What? It's a Iead.
-Lead to what? -To Heisenberg.
I toId you it was onIy a matter of time before this guy booted up again.
Here we go, my friend.
Don't hate me because l'm beautiful, Gomey.
Just apoIogize and buy me a beer.
Man, you're reaching.
This stuff could be a knockoff or left over from an oIder cook.
How do you know Heisenberg's gearing up again?
How do l know?
Because I know.
I don't get it.
This is the reason why you're bIowing off the task force?
Chase down teeners?
I'm getting tired of aII the second-guessing.
If you're not sufficientIy stimuIated by this investigation...
...do us both a favor and ask for a transfer.
What is up with you Iately?
Starting bar fights, turning down EI Paso...
...and now this buIlshit?
Do you need to taIk to someone or what?
TaIk to someone?
TaIk to who?
I'm not trying to step on your toes, bro. Okay?
I'm just worried about you. That's aIl.
Appreciate that, bro.
Now take your hand off my shouIder.
Yeah, yeah, the one that was on TV.
Did any littIe piece faII on your property?
I'm not looking for an entire wing here, Mr. Linkas.
It couId be a nut or a boIt. It couId be a bag of peanuts...
...just so Iong as it caused you pain and suffering.
Oh, no, no, no. Closed. CaIIing you back.
You had your chance. I toId you to get him cooking again.
You blew it off and now it's too Iate. The guy's gone mass maniac on us!
AIl I wanted was to show you two your potential.
And what do I get in return? A bone contusion.
You wanna see the scar? I wish you two had--
Hi, there.
-How in the helI did you get WaIt to--? -I made it.
You know the guy who knows the guy, right?
WeIl, good news is...
...for a stage-three cancer, the guy's doing weII physicalIy.
MentalIy, the guy's a disaster.
He's gone off the rails over this thing with his wife.
My opinion, he's not coming back. Not on his own.
Your friends were at his pIace again, by the way.
They drew something on the street outside his house.
-The scythe. -AnimaIs.
-Does the Iawyer know? -ShouId he?
No.
If you want this guy to produce again, why not just telI him?
You stand between him and an ax in the head.
I don't beIieve fear to be an effective motivator.
I want investment.
For now, I'm simpIy interested in time frame.
He wiII live for the foreseeabIe future, yes?
Foreseeable. CoupIe years at Ieast, barring acts of God and men with axes.
From the lawyer, I'm supposed to Iet you know...
...the Pinkman kid is Iooking to seII.
-I don't work with junkies. -That's what I thought you'd say.
Probably for the best.
What l hear, he and WaIter are spIitsviIle.
RealIy?
That's what Goodman says. Cats and dogs.
Do the deal.
You have one unheard message.
Agent Schrader, you need to be calIing me back ASAP.
I've got Texas breathing down my neck and l'm not about--
No, l haven't seen Matt since my dad fired him, Iike, a while ago.
Where can I find him, you think?
-No idea. Haven't seen him. -I know. You said that a few times.
Yeah, because I haven't seen him. I don't know what eIse to say.
-What's your name, darIing? -Cara.
Where did this come from, Cara?
I don't know.
What is it? Drugs?
Look, l'm just gonna come right out and say it.
You're a bad Iiar, Cara.
Don't get me wrong. Not the worst I've ever seen.
Once had a guy try to explain the dope baIloon up his butt on bad Thai food.
StiII, you're not a very good Iiar.
-I honestIy don't know-- -Stop.
You Iook Iike a good kid. I'm not here to get you in troubIe.
But you need to teII me where this came from right now!
I never do stuff Iike this. I swear to God.
I tried it and I hated it, so l just gave it to Matt.
-Okay, and who gave it to you? -Some guy.
He came in a coupIe days ago and wanted to trade it for gas.
Some guy? What's his name?
Okay, what--? What did he look Iike?
I don't know.
He Iooked pretty normaI.
You know, white.
I think his hair was lightish brown.
He had reaIIy blue eyes.
They were reaIly, realIy bIue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dreamy. Okay, what else?
Piercings, jeweIry, distinctive articIes of cIothing. Come on.
Come on.
Listen to me.
It's reaI important that I find the person that had these drugs.
So if you can remember anything eIse....
Come on, think. Come on, now. Come on.
He drove an RV.
Okay, good, good.
What can you remember? What kind of RV?
What coIor? Did you spot a Iicense pIate?
I don't know the kinds and l didn't see the Iicense.
But the coIor was, I think, white, brownish color.
I'm sorry.
I know l'm not heIping you...
...but, pIease, don't teIl my dad.
Cara.
PIease, teII me that that camera works.
Damn it.
Bingo.
These eggs are good, Mom.
Thanks.
Hey, you know what's weird? Dad's website.
It's been three days since the Iast donation.
Yeah, welI, peopIe Iose interest.
So how Iong are you off for?
A few weeks.
I'II pIay it by ear.
I probabIy pushed it, you know, going back to work too soon.
Think l can get a ride today? Louis has a doctor's appointment.
Yeah.
Hey, so, Dad can babysit now, right?
You won't have to take HoIIy to work every day.
Sometime, maybe.
Yeah, we'II see.
What's up?
I think you'II seriousIy enjoy, yo.
Wait. No, no. No way.
Hey! Hey!
Hey. What the heII? This is onIy haIf.
That's right. It's your half.
Yo, where's the other half, bitch?
I mean, the whoIe thing was crazy. Poor bastard. I feIt sorry for him.
I think he actuaIIy thought we were the cabIe guys, you know.
Anyway, sorry about those missed calIs, chief.
I'm changing providers. It won't happen again.
Are you going to EI Paso, Hank?
HeII, yes. With pointy boots and belIs on.
Got this break in the Heisenberg case.
The bIue meth, you mean? The teenth?
Yeah, welI, that teenth got things roIIing.
I traced it to a gas station in Cibola. That's where I got these.
The station's cIosed-circuit was down-- Surprise, surprise.
--but I was abIe to puIl some of these snapshots off an ATM security camera.
We always thought these guys might be camper-cooking.
First off, your typicaI CIass C motor home...
...is gonna grunt at Ieast 5000 pounds of interior fixtures.
AppIiances, furniture, buiIt-ins, 5000 pounds at least, okay?
See how high that suspension's riding?
No way, no how, this thing's carrying that kind of weight.
This thing has been cIeared out and stripped down to its tight-and-curlies.
For what? blood bank?
Maybe a bookmobiIe?
There's no cIear view of the pIates.
Yeah, welI, you can onIy get so lucky, right?
But there's no front pIate. TeIIs me it's IikeIy New Mexico registration.
I check with DMV.
There are onIy 29 of these earIy-'80s Bounders registered in the state.
-Only 29? -Yeah.
So l gotta go, you know, knock on some doors.
They need you in EI Paso, Hank.
You bet. I'm just gonna wrap up this Heisenberg thing first.
-You're refusing the assignment. -I'm not. l'Il go.
It's just l need some more time.
You're not hearing me, Agent Schrader.
You're out of time.
Are you going to EI Paso now, tonight?
It's a simpIe yes or no.
No. I can't.
But that's onIy because I'm reaIIy cIose to something big here.
Better get to it, then.
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Your half.
Okay, okay.