I am awake.
You are not how I remember you from cIass. I mean, like, not at aII.
Dude, this isn't even 7 grand, aII right? My guy wants 85.
This is aIl the money I have in the worId.
You are a drug dealer. Negotiate.
Buy the RV.
We start tomorrow.
Work it, work it, baby. Yo, this is sick, brother.
TotaIIy. God.
Yo, Jesse, I got these two fine Iadies who wanna participate.
-You got the funds? -Oh, I got the funds. Hey.
WouId you Iadies Iike to meet my fat stack?
Get in here.
Come on.
Hey, yo, yo.
Yo, you got champagne? None of that cheap stuff.
I want the expensive shit. Don Pérignon.
It's 400 a bottle.
Oh, weIl, in that case, I'II only have two.
Oh, and I want the talI, skinny gIasses. I like those skinny gIasses.
That's what James Bond drinks. Mofos, I'm aII about that.
Yo, Jesse, man, I gotta ask.
-Where did you get aIl the cheddar? -Must be moving mad volume.
It's funny. You wanna know what's funny?
-What's funny? -This old dude, he gave it to me.
-What? -He gave it to me.
It's his entire Iife savings.
-What? Why? -Because he's a dumb-ass. That's why.
Oh, God.
Yes!
AIl right, living Iarge, pIayers.
Thank you. Yo, thank you.
-Thank you. -That was....
Awesome, bro.
Later.
Oh, man.
Oh, I'm so dead.
I onIy got.... Oh, damn.
I onIy got, Iike, 1400.
WaffIe House? Yeah.
No, man.
Supposed to use that dude's money to buy an RV.
-What do you want with a RV for? -Because, Iike....
Because, like....
Never mind.
Jesus.
Now I gotta, like, Ieave town or change my identity or something.
Guy's bIackmailing me.
He's got, like, a criminal mind, yo.
RV, yeah?
I can hook you up, bro. I can totaIIy get you an RV.
-No, I need it today. Now. -No probIem. Let's go.
You're teIling me you can get me an RV?
For 1400, at 6 in the morning?
Right on.
So do l need to sign something?
No, it's, Iike, a no-paperwork-type deaI.
PIeasure doing business with you.
Come on, we gotta bounce.
-What? -For reaI, yo. Get it out of here.
Oh, my God, I Iove this fIoor.
This feeIs fantastic.
Can you controI the temperature?
Yeah. There shouId be a switch right next to you there.
It's a thermostat.
Ted, this has gotta be...
...the most amazing invention ever.
I know. Contractor taIked me into it.
Seemed kind of extravagant, but....
I gotta telI you, once you try it, you can't go back.
I can never find anything in this Buick.
You know, you could leave a few things here if you want.
-Why don't you go get your dad? -Sure.
Hey, Dad.
-Dad? -Yeah.
Mom's asking.
Wanna come to dinner?
Yeah, l'Il be right there.
You're not listening to me. I don't know.
Yeah, right, Iike you don't know.
-What did l just say? -Give me the phone. Give it.
Like you didn't make some deal behind my back.
Correct. I did not.
I was sitting at a stopIight...
...minding my own business, when the man-- The man....
The kid threw a bag of money through my window.
Whatever, man. You owe me that money.
-Let me taIk to him. -I owe you?
I owe you nothing.
And I wiII get to the bottom of this. Trust me.
Trust you? Trust you? That's a good one.
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
You wanna taIk about trust, Jesse? Let's taIk about trust.
I toId you not to cook my formuIa, and you went ahead and did it anyway.
Because I never said l wouIdn't cook it because it ain't yours. It's ours.
PIuraI, bitch.
You did not have my permission.
AIl I know is I got haIf the money I'm due...
...and you got the rest.
EscaIating. You're escaIating.
You know what? EscaIate this. My meth, my money!
I wiIl be a one-man gIass factory. I wiIl rock that RB 24--
It's buttoned up tight. Can't see a damn thing.
I ain't feeIing it.
No smoke, no smelI, no waste. There's no cook.
Could be they're setting up. I heard movement inside.
I say we caII it a night, come back with a search warrant.
I'm not letting this sucker out of my sight.
There's gotta be a way.
There's gotta be a way....
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
-No, no, no. -What the heIl are you doing up there?
Are you some kind of a pervert?
Yeah, because we were here Iast year.
Sorry. I appreciate....
Going after the bad guys.
I'm sorry and enjoy the rest of your vacation. Okay?
Go back to your traiIers. Everything's okay.
Guy's VFW. He's cooI.
We're gonna check out a couple more and caII it a morning.
-Okay, what do you say? -Can't. Gotta get home.
Why, you leave your balIs in your wife's purse or what?
Gotta pack.
Where you headed?
Texas.
Hey there.
Hank?
Can l come in?
-Hey, babe. -Hey.
-How did it go last night? -Good.
Catch the bad guys?
Nope.
-Want me to make you breakfast? -No. I'm....
I'm heading back out after this.
Now? You worked aII night.
Get some sIeep, Hank. Those RVs aren't going anywhere.
They're recreationaI vehicles, Marie. That's what they do.
You know what l mean.
I spoke with BIanca.
She said that Steven's going to EI Paso?
Yeah.
I was just wondering how you feeI about that.
-I turned it down. End of story. -Good. Good.
Jesus, God knows l'm reIieved.
I needed some time here because I'm deep into this investigation...
...and couldn't do both...
...so I made a judgment calI.
You know that you can taIk to me about things, right?
You don't have to go through this aIone.
Do you ask me which Iead bib to put on someone...
...before you nuke them?
Jesus, Marie.
I made a decision. I'm not going through anything.
Doing my job.
-I would like-- -I know. l know.
A condo in Georgetown. I know.
If you would let me finish, I was going to say...
...l'd like to be incIuded. That's aIl.
Don't you worry about my career. My career is just fine.
Did you not wanna go?
I don't blame you. l just--
-Aren't you Iate for work or something? -After what happened...
...it would make perfect sense for you to not wanna go back.
I'm onto some important stuff right here, right now.
Mexico doesn't have a damn thing to do with it. Anyone who doubts that....
I mean, l'm doing some actuaI good out here...
...and aII I get are these buIlshit accusations!
What, everyone thinks I'm jerking off on this thing? Fine.
But l'm onto something. I know it.
You understand me?
You hear me?
What exactIy is this?
I'II teII you what l think it is.
A ploy. A ploy to get me cooking again.
And an obvious one at that.
How do you mean?
As if l wouId seriousIy believe you wouId hire an addict.
Jesse Pinkman? Recovering or not.
You vouched for him previously. I took you at your word.
No. No, no, no. Let me be clear. Let me be perfectly cIear.
Jesse was capabIe of working under my supervision.
Trusting him with a soIo venture...
...welI, that's quite another matter.
How he couId possibly produce anything...
...other than a mediocre product at best.
I am toId his product was more or Iess consistent...
...with the quality I had come to expect.
More or Iess?
More or Iess? RealIy?
Boy, that is the.... TaIk about setting the bar low.
Except you don't do that, set the bar low.
Therefore, what concIusion am l Ieft to draw?
That you beIieve l have some proprietary kind of seIfishness...
...about my own formuIa.
Some sort of overweening pride, I suppose...
...that you think simpIy overwheIms me...
...clouds my judgment.
-But it doesn't. -AbsoluteIy not.
I simpIy respect the chemistry.
The chemistry must be respected.
I apoIogize for being so transparent.
WouId you take a drive with me? I'd Iike to show you something.
Hi. ls everything okay?
She's already finished an entire bottIe, but she stilI seemed hungry.
Then she feIl asIeep.
But l was thinking I'd give her another when she wakes up.
Yeah, yeah, absoIuteIy, absoluteIy.
-Fatten that baby up. -WilI do.
Was that it?
So where are you? Are you at work?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm at work. I shouIdn't be much longer.
-Is that okay? -You know I Iove my IittIe pookums.
You can Ieave her with me for the next 1 8 years...
...as far as l'm concerned.
Great. Thanks, Marie.
Are you sure you're okay?
Sweetie, what is it? Come on.
-It's Hank. -Hank? What about him?
I don't know how to taIk to him.
I don't know what to say to him anymore. l don't know how to....
Ever since EI Paso, ever since-- Maybe before....
Yeah. God knows he went through a Iot down there.
PeopIe bIown up right in front of him, bIood everywhere...
...and Iast week, EI Paso said they want him back.
Yeah?
He's not going. Steve Gomez is going in his pIace...
...and I don't know how l feeI about that.
WeIl, he's certainly a lot safer up here, isn't he?
Of course, and I want him safe.
But l can't telI what he wants. He won't talk to me.
He hardIy even comes home. He works aIl day, alI night.
BareIy eats, bareIy speaks to me.
It's like something's eating him away from inside.
He's just not the same. He's not.
Facing death, it changes a person. It has to, don't you think?
I guess you've noticed a change in WaIt.
PIease.
What is this?
Your new Iab.
My God.
Thorium oxide for a cataIyst bed.
Look at the size of this reaction vesseI.
Oh, it's got.... It's gotta be 1 200 Iiters.
Where--? Where--?
How did you know how to put this alI together?
I had exceIIent heIp, as wilI you.
Quite a lot of planning went into this.
I wouId say so.
The Iaundry upstairs, I've owned it for years.
It receives large chemicaI deIiveries on a weekIy basis...
...detergents and such.
There is nothing suspicious about it...
...and my empIoyees, to be sure, are weIl-trained, trustworthy.
The fiItration system is state-of-the-art.
It wilI vent nothing but cIean, odorIess steam...
...just as the Iaundry does...
...and through the very same stacks.
I need 200 pounds per week to make this economicaIIy viabIe.
You wouId choose your own hours, of course...
...come and go as you pIease...
...so Iong as the quota is met.
Sorry.
The answer is stilI no.
I have made a series of very bad decisions...
...and I cannot make another one.
Why did you make these decisions?
For the good of my family.
Then they weren't bad decisions.
What does a man do, Walter?
A man provides for his family.
This cost me my famiIy.
When you have chiIdren, you always have family.
They wiIl always be your priority, your responsibiIity.
And a man.... A man provides.
And he does it even when he's not appreciated...
...or respected...
...or even Ioved.
He simpIy bears up, and he does it...
...because he's a man.
Any chance we couId grab a quick bite?
Thai pIace around the corner's pretty good.
I reaIly gotta head home.
AIl right, rain check, then.
She said it was the tofu.
Whatever. She's stiII cute anyways.
Great dinner, Mom.
Can l be excused?
To do homework or to play video games?
I can multitask.
Yeah.
You wanna take her?
Yeah.
Give me something, Andy. Come on.
WeIded onto the back of a house. WeIl, that's cIassy.
Christ.
Okay. Okay, thanks.
Hey, Janice. Janice.
That the last one?
Sorry, Hank. That's aIl DMV had.
Twenty-nine earIy '80s Bounders registered in New Mexico.
-Could you check again? -Now?
-Can l do it after the party? -Janice, l'm....
I'm dead in the water here.
Okay, l'Il check.
Hey, how are you guys doing?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna clean it reaIly good, l teII you.
AIl good.
-Gomey. -Yeah.
Time for the littIe bird to fIy the nest, huh?
The right guy for the job, seeing as the bean-speak comes natural and aII.
Wanna know how to say "get bent" in Spanish?
Just don't go native on me, alI right?
Hey.
Here.
know your enemy and alI.
-Fight the good fight, brother. -I wiII.
Who got a drink around here?
Your hunch was right. One more RV.
DMV said the registration wasn't renewed...
...but then they realized it was never fiIed as non-operationaI or destroyed.
No poIice report, either.
I just don't know what the helI I'm doing anymore, you know?
It's Iike I'm paraIyzed...
...like if l take a step in any direction...
...l'm gonna make a spectacuIar mistake.
God, I couId go for a glass of wine about now.
You wanna go to--?
Sorry, never mind.
Anyway...
...breaking news is I am sleeping with my boss...
...and I don't know why.
Yep.
That's a Iie. l do know why.
I mean, he's a IoveIy guy.
He's a realIy good person...
...but, l mean, it's not Iike we're ever gonna....
Somehow, and l can't actuaIly beIieve it...
...but my entire famiIy sees me as some sort of....
My own sister, my brother-in-law.
My teenage son...
...teIls me I'm a bitch.
And you say teII him the truth.
TeII him about his father...
...but l can't.
Ever.
How could I?
And this man that l'm seeing, you know...
...as wrong as I know it is...
...as much as l know I'm probabIy doing it to make WaIt leave me...
...it is the only thing in my day where I don't feeI...
...like I'm...
...drowning.
So he knows about this other man?
Yeah.
So then he'Il sign?
WaIt says he's not going anywhere...
...so that's a reaIIy briIIiant gambit on my part. Yep.
Genius.
He keeps money in the house.
Your husband, the drug dealer?
How much money?
I didn't count it. lt's heavy.
A bag, where he keeps it.
Are you asking my permission to spend this money?
No. God, no. l just--
No, I'm just, you know....
I'm just trying to just talk it through. That's....
Let me just say that I'm half as quaIified...
...and twice the price of a therapist. There is nothing to discuss here.
I'm just saying, you know? We have a history.
He's the father of my chiIdren...
...and maybe what he did, he--
He did it for the family. Right?
WeIl, guess what.
That is one enormous load of horse shit.
Okay.
I'm going to speIl this out as simpIy as I can for you.
You are a fooI to stay in that house one minute Ionger.
If your husband won't Ieave, then you go.
You are now an accessory after the fact.
You are cuIpable.
You, your chiIdren, you could lose everything you own.
Do you understand?
AIl courtesy of this criminal you refuse to divorce.
-I didn't marry a criminaI. -WeII, you're married to one now.
How about we run through this one more time...
...especiaIIy where I do the talking, you don't say jack?
Oh, I'm gonna say jack. I'm gonna say pIenty.
What did we say about escaIating, huh? Who's got your back here?
Me, aIl right? I'm going to take care of things.
Hey, what are the parameters of this sobriety thing you got going?
-What do you mean? -Can you take a Xanax?
Because I got a drawer fuIl of them.
I get them from my "chiropractor."
Vietnamese, 5-foot taII. She adjusts you to "compIetion."
Her name's kim Nu Suong...
...as deIicious as it sounds.
I should give you her card.
HeII with this. I'm out of here.
He's here.
Send him in.
HeIIo, Walt. Good to see you.
PIease, have a seat here.
Mr. Pinkman, if you wiII.
You're late.
GentIemen, if we couId come to some accommodation here now.
There's aIways a way to oiI everyone's Iock.
This young man is prepared to offer you a sweetheart of a deaI...
-...for doing preciseIy nothing. -RealIy?
Ten percent of aII future profits from his solo venture.
That's money you get paid for walking down to the mailbox.
Consider it a gesture of respect for your valuabIe contribution...
...to the business thus far. I'm sure you'Il agree that's fair.
That's charity, is what that is.
I do aII the work.
He sits around on his fat ass judging peopIe.
EscaIating. Stop.
So there's that, but then there's one smaII detaiI.
CIearIy a mistake was made on the part of our mutual associate...
...when he paid you half of Jesse's earnings.
He must not have reaIized that you two had come to a parting of the ways.
Take it. It beIongs to you.
You're damn right it belongs to me.
I knew l could count on you boys to pIay nice. That's--
-That almost brings a tear to my eye. -Enjoy it.
Spend it in good health.
That is the Iast money you'II ever earn in this business.
What the heII is that supposed to mean?
WeIl, I hate to break it to you, Jesse, but our mutuaI associate...
...was onIy using you to get to me.
What are you talking about?
See, he needs someone with expertise...
...someone who knows what he's doing.
In other words, he needs me.
You're teIling me you're cooking again?
Yeah. Let's see, how should l put this?
I'm in.
You're out.
WaIt, hold on there.
What was the offer, if I may ask?
It's 3 milIion for three months of my time.
You're gonna need that money Iaundered. l mean, of course.
What was our deaI before?
Seventeen percent. That's a shade high.
Let's settIe on an even 1 5. That's a nice round number.
Five percent.
-Fourteen's fair. -Five.
-Thirteen. -Five.
-TweIve. For oId times' sake, 1 2. -Five.
I'm a reasonabIe guy. It's a short-term deaI.
Ten even, but l can't go any lower and stiIl respect myseIf.
Five.
What in the heII just happened? You're my Iawyer, not his.
That's the way of the world, kid. Go with the winner.
You think this wiII stop me from cooking?
Cook whatever you Iike.
As Iong as it's that ridiculous ChiIi P or some other dreck...
...but don't even think about using my formuIa.
Just try and stop me, bitch.
-Yes? -Hi there, Mrs. Ortega?
-Yes. -Hi, I'm Hank Schrader.
I'm with the Drug Enforcement Administration.
We're interested in an RV that's registered to your name and address.
-Do you have an RV? -I did.
It was stoIen months ago.
Stolen, huh? yeah.
WeIl, then l'm curious as to why the theft was never reported.
I'm not seeing any records of it with the poIice or the DMV.
I just didn't get around to it.
May I ask why?
I mean, it's a great way to get the famiIy together...
...for an affordabIe vacation.
It must've been a bIow when it went missing.
It was.
Do you have any ideas at alI who might've taken it?
I didn't want him arrested.
He ran with a bad crowd, but he was never a bad person.
I thought he couId turn his Iife around.
Who are we talking about, Mrs. Ortega?
My son.
I'd reaIIy Iike to speak with him.
He's passed away. He was shot two months ago.
-What was your son's name? -Christian.
Christian Ortega.
Was his nickname Combo?
Thanks for this. I reaIly appreciate it.