KDK-1 2, come in.
-KDK-1 2. -kDk-1 2.
Hey, Bobby, need you to Iook in on Mrs. Peyketewa.
-She aII right? -Her daughter caIled from CaIifornia.
She hasn't heard from her in a whiIe, kind of worried.
WiIl do.
Miss Peyketewa, heIlo.
Miss Peyketewa.
kDK-1 2 here. Janet, Jesus, we got a homicide.
-Come again? -Miss Peyketewa, she's dead.
-I need some backup out here. -Okay. On their way.
Whoever's in there, show yourseIf right now!
HoId it right there.
Let me see your hands.
Hands!
AIl right, down.
On your knees.
You understand me?
Do you speak English?
I said, down. On your knees.
Down!
Damn it, get down.
On your knees.
Do it.
On your knees or l'Il fire!
-Yeah? -I found the papers.
Right where you left them, in the crib.
Yeah, welI....
You know best, right?
Anything else?
Do you have any thought...
...about how we're going to approach this with WaIter Jr.?
WeIl, he's stilI my son.
-l mean, he wiIl remain-- -Of course.
My point being...
...the divorce.
WelI, l....
I think he gets it, don't you?
I mean, l--
I think he saw it coming.
He sees your unhappiness and--
My unhappiness?
My compIetely out-of-the-clear...
...bIue-sky unhappiness?
RealIy?
Look, as you said, for the best.
Yeah.
Okay.
Last thing and then l'Il Iet you go.
In the child support worksheet, you Iist medicaI, dental...
...chiId care, transportation, housing, education, food, clothing.
That's right, aII of it.
WaIt.
-No. -SkyIer, you wanted me out...
...l'm out, but I wilI provide for my famiIy.
Not with that money.
You'd be making us accessories after the fact.
How do you think we've been paying our biIls these Iast six months?
I have to go.
Yep, I was right.
Three units avaiIabIe, exact same floor pIan.
I can calI over, get you in to see any of the others.
No, no, this one's fine.
I'II take it.
Now, unfortunateIy, this one is the modeI, so--
Yeah, l Iike it.
I like everything about it.
I'II take it as-is.
Name one thing in this worId that is not negotiabIe.
-You have to cIean the fryer. -Yes, sir.
We try to cIean them every night...
...but make sure it's off before you open the intake vaIve.
Good. Now, I suggest that you add this to your Monday maintenance scheduIe.
Yes, sir. Now, select freezing mode...
...clock button off, press and hoId auto-controI untiI it beeps.
Main vaIve on, main switch on.
Give the compressor time for the needIe to enter the green.
You're for real?
-This is aII you? -AIl me.
Heisenberg who? That's what I say.
My man Jesse can cook.
Check it, yo. It ain't cIoudy or dirty or nothing.
-Just the right shade of bIue. -Good shade.
Check out that crystaI size. If that bitch was any bigger...
-...it would be a JoIly Rancher. -Be my guest.
You sure?
I feel kind of dickish with you being in rehab and aIl.
No. I can watch, yo.
-I can cook and I can watch. -Go for it.
I tried it last week. I'm stiIl coming down.
Go easy.
Okay.
Riverdance.
Hey, hey, stop marking up my fIoor, dumb-ass. Come on.
Bow before me.
I am Lord of the Dance.
Shit.
I gotta try that again.
Yeah, no, l think you're good.
That is awesome, Jesse.
I feel Iike somebody took my brain out and boiIed it in, Iike, boiIing hot--
It's the bomb, man, seriousIy.
Like anthrax.
Good.
So...
...you ready to taIk some business?
You mean this is not, like, just recreational?
I know...
...what you're thinking.
Trust me, it's not gonna be Iike it was.
AIl right, never gonna be like it was.
-How's that? -We seIl it safe.
AIl right? We seII it smart.
We don't get greedy, Iike before.
I don't know, man.
Combo and alI.
StiII...
...man's gotta make his Iiving.
If it's like Jesse says and we're not greedy....
I mean...
...l guess l can see it.
Had a good thing going before we started pushing our Iuck.
-If it can go back to being Iike that-- -Hey, it wiII be.
Step one, we buiId inventory.
Badger, go see CIovis.
Get the RV in shape, tune-up, oiI change, brake Iights, and whatnot.
Cops aIways puII you over for brake lights. Not us.
Cautious.
-Right on. -You got it.
You know that buzzer thing? Leave the key in the ignition, it buzzes?
Just have him put in one of those too.
Skinny, you're in charge of suppIies.
I'II get you a Iist.
Right on.
Yeah?
-Yeah. -AIl right.
So...
-...we good? -Yeah.
Good?
-AIl right. -Let's do this thing.
Brandon Mayhew.
I know you.
SmaII worId, AIbuquerque.
Wanna taIk about it?
Why? It's not like I get a vote.
You know, ironicaIly...
...l think you're gonna see much more of me from now on.
Sure.
WeIl, just as much of me at Ieast.
I'm taking you to the school, to and from, every day.
What, l don't get a vote in this either?
I gotta stop going with Louis just because you're feeIing guiIty?
I do feeI guiIty.
I am the man that l am, son...
...and there's plenty that I wouId change about that, but....
Here we are, and this is just what it is.
You know what? CaIl me crazy...
...but l'm actuaIly feeIing very good about the future.
Morning.
They're back.
I'm wondering if we should maybe calI the poIice or something.
Why?
They're doing nothing wrong.
Okay, let's put this on Table 33, okay?
HeIIo there.
Mr. White, I presume?
Oh, yes. Hi.
I--
Sorry. I'lI be right down.
-Hi. GaIe Boetticher. -Hi.
You're my new lab assistant, I take it.
Yes, l am.
I suppose you'Il wanna hear my quaIifications.
I have my résumé here for you.
I received my bacheIor's degree from UNM.
My master's from the University of CoIorado.
Organic chemistry with a speciaIty in....
It's aIl right there.
"X-ray crystaIIography."
RealIy?
I couId talk about that for hours.
I wouId Iove to.
But first, I'm curious about this.
That's a IittIe pet project of mine.
See, in my opinion, it's alI about the quinic acid IeveI.
You want just north of 4800 miIIigrams per Iiter...
...but if you over-boil to get there, you'II Ieach your tannins.
Bitterness, yuck.
So l pulI a mild vacuum.
That way, I can keep the temperature no higher than 92 C and....
Judge for yourseIf.
Oh, my God.
My God, that is the best coffee I've ever tasted.
Sumatran beans...
...and I also have to give credit to the grind...
-...but thank you, Mr. White. -WaIt.
PIease, caIl me WaIt.
Why the helI are we making meth?
Hey.
TeII me...
...with the phenylacetic acid solution...
...you said 1 50 drops per minute for the first 1 0 minutes...
...and then 90 for the remainder. Why is that?
WeIl, my thinking is, by tapering the phenyl...
...you get an oiIier aqueous Iayer, and hence--
Better benzene extraction.
ExactIy.
But actuaIIy, I prefer ether.
Oh, I'lI have it for tomorrow.
GaIe, I'm wondering how you--
Ended up here.
WeIl, actuaIIy, I'm stiIl wondering how l ended up here, but, yes.
I mean, l can't imagine we strike each other as criminals.
WeIl, there's crime and then there's crime...
...l suppose.
I'm definitely a Iibertarian.
Consenting aduIts want what they want...
...and if l'm not suppIying it, they wiIl get it somewhere eIse.
With me, they're getting exactIy what they pay for.
No added toxins or aduIterants.
Yeah, l was doing it the way you are supposed to...
...pursuing my doctorate at CoIorado, NSF research grant.
I was on my way, jumping through hoops...
...kissing the proper behinds...
...attending to aII the non-chemistry that one finds oneself occupied by.
You know that worId.
That is not what I signed on for.
I love the Iab.
Because it's alI stiIl magic.
You know?
Chemistry?
I mean...
...once you lose that....
It is.
It is magic.
It stiIl is.
And alI the whiIe, I kept thinking about that great oId Whitman poem:
"When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer."
I don't know it.
Anyway....
WeIl, can you recite it?
PatheticaIIy enough, l could.
AIl right, welI....
No, no, come on. Come on.
Yeah?
When l heard the Iearn'd astronomer
When the proofs, the figures Were ranged in coIumns before me
When l was shown the charts And the diagrams
To add, divide, and measure them
When l, sitting, Heard the astronomer
Where he Iectured with much appIause In the lecture-room
How soon, unaccountable I became tired and sick
TilI rising and gIiding out
I wander'd off by myself
ln the mysticaI moist night-air
And from time to time
Look'd up in perfect siIence At the stars
Yes.
I am a nerd.
-Bravo. -Thank you.
Come on, Pinkman.
You IittIe rat bastard.
Get off your Iazy ass and go break the law.
-Hey, baby. -Are you ever coming home?
Marie, I'm working.
Did you find it? The RV?
No. Working on it, so....
Why can't you just arrest him, make him teIl you?
It's not simpIe. There's a thing caIled the Constitution.
Constitution, blah, blah, bIah.
This kid, l swear to God, I wish l just couId....
This is that Pinkman character?
That's the one.
Positive the little bastard's got an RV.
I just don't know where he keeps it.
UntiI he actualIy Ieads me to it or does something...
...l'm stuck here, Marie, so sorry.
WeIl, not to bring up ancient history...
...but l, for one, can think of someone who might know something.
PossibIy.
It's worth a shot.
Yeah?
Who?
-HeIlo. -Oh, hey, buddy.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, hey, Hank. What's up?
Listen, I hate to bother you.
-I just had a quick question. -Shoot.
I onIy ask this because I'm at a, you know, dead end here, potentiaIIy.
I'm working a case and--
You know that I wouId never put you on the spot or make you uncomfortable.
Hank, you couId just cut to the chase.
Back when we Iost you and l was trying to track you down...
...through your student, Jesse Pinkman.
Now, you know that I know that once upon a time...
...he may have deaIt you a IittIe weed.
-Hank-- -Just a little.
And l so do not care about that.
As far as l'm concerned, you never inhaled.
Like you said, cut to the chase.
Do you remember if this Pinkman kid ever had an RV?
You know, a recreational vehicle...
...you know, like a Winnebago-type deal, brown and beige?
Why?
Long story, but I'm personalIy of the opinion he's moved on from weed...
...and graduated to seIling crystaI meth, using it as a rolIing Iab.
WaIt?
Yo.
What, Mr. White?
How's my favorite genius?
Is this a secure line?
Is this a secure--? Yes, what's with the--?
Hey, heIlo to you too.
Listen, we've got a probIem, a DEA probIem.
-I'm listening. -My brother-in-law...
...he knows about the RV.
What RV?
Our RV...
...the one which contains a meth Iab, which is covered with my fingerprints.
What does "knows about" mean? Does he have it? Has he searched it?
No, he knows it exists and he's trying to find it.
He has linked it to Jesse. lt's a matter of time before he tracks it down.
So get rid of it! What are you doing sitting there?
Better yet, have Pinkman get rid of it. Right? You don't go near it.
My brother-in-Iaw, he is surveiIIing Jesse's house.
So he might have tapped the phones or bugged his house.
Jesus. Plan A, then. Go. Get to it before the feds do.
And do what exactIy?
I mean, what--?
The thing is the size of a--
It's RV-size.
I mean, where do I go to make an RV disappear?
I'm not David CopperfieId.
What do I look Iike, the RV disposal people?
-Did you not pIan for this contingency? -No.
WeIl, next time, pIan for it, would you?
The Starship Enterprise had a seIf-destruct button.
Okay. Shut up.
I'm just saying, you're good with tooIs and aII.
Why don't you invent a water-powered car, you know?
You did that, you wouId be rolIing in it.
Socket wrench.
The big one.
What? You scared of the Arabs?
You out of your minds? Why is this in the open?
-Who the heIl are you? -He's Heisenberg.
-Is this drivabIe? -Yeah. I was changing the oiI.
Finish it. We'II wipe it cIean, take it out to the desert.
Come on, heIp me.
HoId up. What's this about?
The DEA, the Drug Enforcement Administration.
You've heard of them, right? I know you have.
They know aII about this RV and they're trying to find it right now.
I want this off my property now.
No, no, we have got to destroy the evidence.
-We've gotta rig this thing to burn. -Not here. Get it out of here.
Now, Iisten to me. I need your help, okay?
If l go down, we aIl go down. Do you understand?
AIl right, just--
I know a way. I know a guy that'Il wipe this off the pIanet, no questions.
CaII him.
Hey, what about Jesse?
What about him?
Hey, it's me. Wanna hear something weird?
Now, Iisten to me. You get that address.
Now, Badger, I don't care how. You find out where he's taking it.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse me. Are you leaving?
Excuse me, gentIemen, these booths are for paying customers only.
Cynthia, it's okay. I'lI handIe this.
What can I do for you?
You know.
Sunset.
Ninety-six, 97, 98, 99, 1 00.
Beyond recovery, right?
-Beyond recovery means-- -I got it. Beyond recovery.
-Obliterated, no evidence. -Hey, don't worry.
When we're through with it, it's gonna be about yay big.
Then we fIatbed it over to Long beach, ship it across the Pacific.
Chinese turn it into patio furniture...
...so mind at ease.
Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm obviousIy gonna need a ride.
-Could you caII a cab? -You got it. Pleasure doing business.
Thank you. I'II be right behind you. I just need to....
-The heIl you think you're doing? -Me?
This is mine just as much as yours. You don't get to just--
-Oh, God. -What?
What?
He's here.
Who's here?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You Ied him right to us.
Shit.
Mr. Pinkman, you wanna add resisting arrest?
We'II add it. No skin off my ass.
Last chance to do it the easy way.
Got a warrant?
Who are you, huh? Who are you and what do you know about this RV?
WeIl, I'm the owner of this lot...
...which means you're trespassing on private property.
As far as the RV goes, seems to me it's Iocked...
...which means you're trying to break and enter, so again, you got a warrant?
WeIl, I don't need one if I've got probable cause, counseIor.
Probable cause usualIy relates to vehicIes, is my understanding.
You know, traffic stops and whatnot.
See these round rubber things?
Those are wheeIs.
This is a vehicIe.
This is a domicile, a residence...
...protected by the Fourth Amendment from unIawfuI search and seizure.
-Why don't you just go out--? -Did you see this drive?
How do you know it runs?
Did you actualIy witness any wrongdoing?
It seems to me you're just out here fishing.
Don't see that hoIding up in a court of Iaw.
Oh, yeah?
Look at these.
What do those look Iike to you? They sure look Iike buIlet hoIes to me.
There was a firearm discharged inside of this domiciIe.
There's a judge or two out there who'd see that as probabIe cause.
CaII the AIbuquerque police....
How could you have known they were there before you took off the tape?
What?
How could you have known they were there before you took off the tape?
Say it. Say it.
--DEA operation, there's 20 guys rushing in here Iike the wrath of God.
How could you have known they were there before you took off the tape?
That's right.
Probable cause needs to be readiIy apparent.
There's somebody in there.
"Private domiciIe and l won't be harassed."
I'II give you three seconds to get your ass out here. One, two--
This is my own private domicile and l wiII not be harassed.
Bitch.
Fine. You want your warrant?
I'II have my guys bring it and deliver it on a IittIe satin piIlow. How's that?
I waited this Iong. I'II wait a IittIe Ionger.
Hey, Vicky.
Yeah, Schrader. Get me Merkert, wilI you?
You know, I say--
I say we just ram him.
AIl right?
I mean, we.... We....
We start her up and just ram the shit out of his truck.
We make our escape. Right?
Yeah, he'd shoot me in the head.
So, what do we do, man, huh?
What do we--? What?
PIease teII me you got something.
Yeah, l got something.
It's me.
We need your heIp.
Yeah.
Is this Mr. Henry R. Schrader?
Yeah. Who's this?
Sir, this is Officer EIaine Tanner with the Albuquerque poIice.
Is your wife Marie Schrader?
Yes, why?
I'm sorry to inform you your wife's been in an automobiIe accident.
She's being airlifted to Los Ranchos Medical Center...
...and should be arriving there shortly.
-How is she? What's her condition? -l don't have the current information.
But l think you might wanna get there as soon as possibIe.
You're gonna have to start paying me more.
-Marie? -I'm just checking in.
I'd Iove to have some idea of whether I shouId cook dinner or not.
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
Why?
Hank?
What's up?
I toId you before.
You wiIl not kilI WaIter White.
Not untiI my business with him has concIuded.
We've waited Iong enough.
We won't wait any Ionger.
You'II have to.
The decision...
...is not yours to make.
ExpIain to me, why this man White?
He betrayed your cousin Tuco, yes.
But he's not the one who murdered him.
Was there not another man...
...who puIIed the trigger?
A DEA agent.
Bolsa says the DEA is off-Iimits.
North of the border is my territory.
My say.
As a show of respect...
...l say yes.
The agent's name is...
...Hank Schrader.
May his death satisfy you.