[birds chirping]
Bela! Bela! Be--
Bela!
[breathes heavily] Bela!
- [somber music playing] - Oh, my God.
[Sameer] Bring her up.
Please come.
[phone buzzing]
Yeah, hello?
They kidnapped Bela to take revenge on me.
What?
I got a call from Mintu. He wants 25 lakhs.
They are saying if I call the police, they'll kill her.
Look, I don't have the money.
Let Bela come back, and then I'll teach them a lesson.
You don't have to anything. Just stay away from her.
- She is not your girlfriend, okay? - Okay, fine, she is my sister.
Can we focus on saving her?
I'm going to the Maachis office to get her.
No, she's my sister. I'll get her.
- That too with the police-- - Don't do that, Baankey.
They've told me not to involve the police.
Yeah, so I won't go in uniform. But get one thing straight.
From now on, you stay away from Bela, understand?
Baankey, Mintu's got Shukla's support.
I'm the only one who knows Maachis. We have to be smart about this.
The STF may already be there.
Meet me in the narrow alley behind Jhilmil Beauty Parlor.
We'll be able to see from above if anybody is there.
Move! [grunts] Fucking drama queen.
[Bela] You guys are such losers.
Couldn't take revenge, so picked up the girlfriend, right?
Now we'll get to see, darling, how much he actually loves you.
He will come here, and he'll beg me to let you go.
- He'll even give us 25 lakhs. - [Sameer] That's when we'll let you go.
And if he shows us his fucking AK-47, just know that we make guns and bombs.
- We'll blow you up. - Keep your hands off me!
How about your legs then? Hey, tie her up, grab her hands.
- [Bella grunts] - [Arunoday] Come on, tie her up.
No, sit. Tie her down.
Tie the bitch up! Stop fucking moving.
- [music fades] - [sighs]
- [theme music playing] - [police siren wailing]
[gunshot]
[theme music concludes]
- [police siren wailing] - [indistinct chatter over radio]
[breathes heavily]
Listen, Kishor, I need about 12 men for a raid at City Station.
Need guns, ammunition, everything at Mintu's Grenade's hideout.
- Come with me. Come on. - Huh?
- Come. Sit down. - Huh?
[somber music playing]
Bela has been kidnapped, Baankey. We got to know about it.
Sorry, but Mintu said that Shukla gave the order.
You know we are nothing but mere policemen,
and he's Minister of Urban Development.
But I got so angry when I heard the news that I was ready to go there alone.
But you know what? My missus called me and she said that it's Karwa Chauth today,
"So please don't get yourself killed or something."
[chuckles softly] She actually talks to me like that.
She loves me a lot.
She has been fasting for me. Not even drinking water.
Okay, Kishor. The least you can do is give me your gun.
My sister has been kidnapped. They might fire at us.
And if I don't make it, tell everyone that I stole it from here.
I'll get suspended for negligence.
Kishor, you know they took my gun away because I got suspended.
I don't know what to say.
It's Karwa Chauth today.
You're doing the right thing, huh? But what about Raksha Bandhan?
How will I face Bela? Wouldn't you want to protect your sister?
All right.
- But don't use it, okay? - Awesome. I won't use it, I swear.
Thanks, buddy.
[phone buzzing]
[Baankey] Why are you calling me?
[Ansari over phone] You're going in the wrong direction.
- Come back towards the fast-food corner. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming. Coming.
[Ansari] And will you hurry up a little bit?
Okay, tell me something…
how do you know my location?
Hey! Hey!
This is how I know,
and why are you wearing your uniform? I told you not to wear it.
- Yeah, so? I'm a policeman. - You're a fucking idiot!
You think this is a movie?
Bloody barking, making an entrance like a superhero.
His men are keeping an eye on the whole area.
You're the one who told me to take back alley.
So I've already checked there. His men are there too.
We'll have to jump roofs to get there. And listen, did you get a gun?
[Baankey] Hey! Hey!
Just give it to me, man.
- I brought it for myself. - [music fades]
Don't start with your opening the innings bullshit.
[suspenseful music playing]
Listen, hello?
- Hey, you! - Hmm?
Would you please untie my hands? I have to use the toilet.
But you're a policeman. You can't just open fire.
No one's shooting anyone.
It's a police gun. Every bullet has to be accounted for.
What if we have to use it?
We can't use it, not even by mistake.
- Unless it is to save Bela, okay? - I don't have to pee, okay?
How do I say… It's a girl's problem, you see.
I can use this towel here, and I'll manage in there somehow.
And today, I'm going to lay down my life for your sister.
And then she'll come to put flowers on my shrine.
Not a shrine, you'll be rotting in a grave.
Some cop will shoot you and bury your sorry ass somewhere.
Chief minister is what I'm going to be.
When Rastogi comes and salutes me, that's when you'll wake up.
Keep dreaming, asshole.
And your sister can see my future. Only you can't see it.
Anyways, she's way smarter than you.
- Can you look away? - Yeah, yeah, just hurry up.
Look, whatever evil spell you've cast on her,
- I'll do whatever I can to break it. - She loves me a lot, okay?
And she was the one to say "I love you" first.
[soft rock music playing]
[gun cocks]
- Hurry up. I'm going to turn around. - One minute, I'm nearly done.
You really have high hopes, Ansari.
Bela was just messing around with you, okay?
- She'll only marry the guy I approve of… - Mm-hmm.
…and not some goon like you.
All right, fine. Get your sister married to some rich brat somewhere.
What the hell are you doing? You're taking forever to make the noodles.
Bhaiya, you know I have to put eggs, cabbage, carrot, peas, tomatoes, potatoes,
- and whatnot in your noodles! - Bhaiya, make a chow mein for me as well.
Not going to happen. We're out of noodles, okay?
They've kidnapped your sister, hmm. Can you at least show some anger?
You don't have to worry about all that. Let's go!
Thanks a lot.
Someone comes at you, hit him over here like this.
He'll get knocked out.
- What is this? - It's a monkey wrench.
And If you're behind him, here, stick it like a gun.
- Yeah. - Okay?
Anyway, you're not planning on using it.
[groans] Fuck!
- Hey, listen? - Yeah?
How will we get out?
I haven't thought about that, Baankey. Who knows if we'll make it out alive?
Dixit is in position. Let's go.
[narrator] And finally, Ansari and Baankey were done with their discussion.
[suspenseful music continues]
- [grunts, groans] - [upbeat music playing]
[gun cocks]
[groans]
[narrator] Although Bela never really completed her training,
- today was her graduation day. - Mintu bhaiya!
Hey, stop her! [grunts] Don't fucking let her get away!
Bela, no. You want to go home, Bela?
Go. The exit is right there.
Leave.
[grunts, groans]
[narrator] If one were to ask these burnt-out matchsticks,
then Bela did not need any saving.
- [Baankey] We have to save Bela. - [Ansari] Baankey, hurry up!
They have already started shooting.
Uh, look, Ansari, no matter how much they shoot,
the gun is only to scare them.
Oh, man! Here, take it. Keep it. Keep your gun.
[narrator] Now check out the genius Ansari.
- He jumped… - Bhabhi!
- [narrator] …instead of taking the stairs. - Dixit?
- [narrator] But his crony played it smart. - [Bella] What are you doing here?
- Actually, I'm here with Ansari. - [narrator] He never got out of the car.
[grunts]
[groans]
He came here with Baankey Bhaiya to save you.
- [gunfire] - [grunts]
Where's Bela?
- Let go! Let go! - [Arunoday] Bastard!
- Let go! - [both grunt]
- Should I go there and check? - Just call Ansari, okay?
[both groan, grunt]
[groans, grunts]
[gunfire]
Dixit, is the car ready?
Bhaiya, Bhabhi is already here on her own.
- She got there on her own? - She was just walking down the road.
I just happened to see her. She was going the other way.
We're sitting in the car. You just hurry up and come here.
In the lane… In the lane where we parked the car.
[narrator] Bullets were flying everywhere, but Baankey brought the gun just for show.
Not to shoot.
[both grunt, groan]
Baankey, let's go!
- Hey, get the bomb! Get it now! - Get it!
[both grunt]
Motherfucker, let go of it. It's a police gun, let go!
- [man 1] Fuck you! Bastard. - [man 2] Throw the bomb! Kill him!
[all groan]
- Dixit! - Yeah?
Do you wanna get away or get caught?
Of course get away.
[Baankey] Let go! If it fires, I'll get fired. Let go! Let go!
- [Ansari] Baankey! - Shut up!
Baankey, let's go! Bela's already escaped. [grunts]
- Motherfucker! - [grunts]
[Ansari] Bastard, if you're done with your revenge,
- let's get the fuck out of here. - I didn't shoot. This bastard did.
- [grunts] - [groans]
- Motherfucker! Get out of here. - [Ansari] Baankey, let's go!
Asshole!
- I think I'm just gonna walk home. - Bhabhi! Bhabhi! Bhabhi!
We're all set and ready to go. They'll be here soon, okay?
[Ansari grunts, breathes heavily]
"Every bullet has to be accounted for," huh?
- Let me see. - I'm okay.
- It's still in there? - It just grazed me.
Where did you get shot?
If it was still in there, I would've given it back.
Now how will I face Kishor?
For a second, I thought you were worried about me.
I'm sure you shot me on purpose.
Yeah, whatever. It's just a flesh wound.
Listen, they didn't touch you or anything, right?
What are you going to do? Go back there again?
Who the fuck are you, man? What does it matter to you?
- Bela, are you okay? - [Bela] Yeah.
Yeah.
Bela, they didn't touch you or anything, right?
What I mean is, if anyone did anything to you,
you let me know. I'll go and deal with those bastards later.
What're you gonna do, huh?
I shot that fucking Arunoday in his foot because he dared to kicked me.
And that Mintu, I pushed him down the damn stairs
because he raised his hand on me.
- I've already taken my revenge. - [chuckles]
Learn something from your sister.
You shut the fuck up or I'll kill you right now.
[narrator] Bela, Baankey and Ansari brought down the whole Maachis hideout.
The explosion was so huge that it had to reach Shukla's ears.
This huge screw up happened without Shukla's consent.
And when did this happen?
Morning. They called in the morning and said you gave the order.
So we didn't go there to take any action.
Only to assess the situation.
But there was already a gunfight going on.
And what there we found… we found your enemy, Ansari.
So I shot him, sir.
But the… the bullet just grazed his arm, sir.
He's injured, sir. We'll get him.
And who told you Ansari is my enemy?
Sir, those news channels keep showing, right?
That Pathaani Tola matter.
[sighs] Kidnapped his sister…
Rastogi-ji, do me a favor.
- Go and kidnap his sister. - [Kishor] Again, sir?
They must have just about got home.
I'm talking about Mintu's sister here.
I told that stupid Mintu not to do anything.
But he told me this was your order.
Those fucking bastards!
Sorry, sir. Sorry… sorry, sir.
Sir, this would be too much of a reaction.
I think we should let him off with just a warning.
All right.
But lock them up without food and water for a few days.
Sir, we haven't even prepared a detailed report yet.
And we can't arrest them without a warrant.
Hey, Rastogi, can you ever do anything for me without a bloody warrant?
[upbeat music playing]
Please welcome these fools, Shukla-ji's special friends.
[indistinct clamor]
How are we gonna piss or shit?
When we are done, you won't need to.
- You're making a big mistake, Kishor. - Hey, shut up!
I had a word with Shukla-ji.
How much more will you tie me, motherfucker?
[laughs]
Listen, Kishor. They kidnapped my sister. I want to beat them up.
- Let me go inside. - [Kishor] Hmm, be my guest.
They lied to us too, that they were following Shukla-ji's orders.
Actually, he had ordered that nobody should touch you or Ansari.
But I'm going to touch them a little bit. Give me an hour.
You want to sign in?
Don't make me sign.
You're totally drunk, bastard! Just come out in half an hour, okay?
- Motherfucker. - [upbeat music playing]
- Hey! Baankey! - [Arunoday groans]
How dare you kidnap my sister!
I'll kick your ass when I get out of here, Baankey!
- Motherfucker! - What will you do? What will you do?
- [Arunoday] Bastard! [groans]
- [Baankey] Motherfucker! - Baankey!
When Shukla-ji will be on our side,
I'll get you skinned alive. [groans]
You think I'm scared of that Shukla?
We're going to get in his fucking house and rob him.
[groans]
[Baankey] He fucking humiliated me.
[exhales] If I tell you the plan, you guys will lose your shit.
I'll fuck that bastard up. I'll ruin his life.
I'll break into his house and fuck him in the ass.
- [Sameer groans] - And steal 600 crores from him.
Me, Ansari and JP, we are all going to fuck him.
- [grunts] - [Arunoday groans]
[groans]
[grunts]
Yeah, hello?
I need to see you.
I think I fucked up.
[whimsical music playing]
[Pandit] So are you going to tell us what is going on?
Baankey has fucked up a little bit.
- I knew this would happen. - Before it happened?
Huh? What did you do?
Listen, I blabber a lot when I get drunk. I think I may just have blurted out
- the whole plan-- - You think?
I mean, I don't remember.
I told them we'll break into his house and then fuck him in the ass.
You know, Baankey, you keep saying
you'll fuck him in the ass, you'll fuck him in the ass.
If Shukla hears you, he will fuck you in the ass.
- "Fuck him in the ass--" - [Baankey] If Mintu goes
and tells everything to Shukla, our plan is totally screwed.
Are you sure you told them?
I'm telling you, I'm not sure of anything.
Oh, so you're not sure?
- Okay. - I don't remember anything, buddy!
You've been buddying me a lot today. Suddenly I'm your buddy?
- Coming here was a big mistake. - Uh, wait!
- Sit, I'll think of something. - No, I have to be in court today.
You sit and think. I'll see you after court, okay?
Baankey!
I have to clean all your shit up.
It's not that easy to clean this shit.
Wait and watch.
When we leave from here, we will all get caught.
No, I don't think so.
[JP] Whose horoscope is that?
This is the horoscope of the robbery.
- [JP] Huh? - Hmm.
[JP] Whose?
Tell me.
The robbery that you're going to pull off.
- Huh? - Hmm.
The robbery that you will all pull off
between 2:00 and 4:00 p.m. on the 28th. This is the horoscope of that robbery.
- Nonsense! - [grunts]
Are we paying him 80 crores to do comedy?
- I'm not doing this. - You're not doing anything anyway.
At least he has a sense of humor.
This was the only way for me to give up drinking.
But your friend went ahead and he…
He will quit drinking, that too, during this period.
Is that written in your robbery horoscope as well?
[chuckles]
Whenever I speak to this guy,
I don't know why, I feel like drinking again.
Hey, wait. Listen.
Look here.
Now, look over there.
- Why? - Now, go.
What would've happened if I had left earlier?
- You'd have fallen with a bang. - Oh, come on!
You couldn't even see the bullet coming, but you can see me falling with a bang.
- A bullet travels at a very high speed. - What the hell is he--
JP Bhai, just sit down for a minute.
Triloki, use need to use your superpower, buddy.
We have to find out what Mintu and Arunoday know about our plan.
[Triloki] What should I go as?
[narrator] Triloki was a shape-shifter. When he was in court, he was a lawyer.
It's a fresh order. Shukla-ji… Shukla-ji has sent it.
I heard…
I heard Baankey got drunk and he…
beat you guys up, hmm?
Shukla-ji has said that, uh, he'll definitely take revenge
on behalf of you. Don't worry.
We are very capable of taking our revenge.
But you can't do that if you are in here, right?
Then go and tell Shukla-ji to bail us out of here.
Hmm.
What did Baankey say?
- [Kishor] Baankey! Baankey! - [prisoner] Sir! Sir, please don't hit me.
[Kishor] They're in the next cell, man.
[Baankey] Sorry.
[groans] Sorry.
So he didn't beat you up at all?
[scoffs]
He was just swinging his belt in the air like a lunatic.
Didn't even touch us.
- [whimsical music playing] - You fucking kidnapped my sister.
[Arunoday] Hey! Hey!
- My bloody sister? - [Arunoday] Have you lost your mind?
- [grunts] My sister! - Hey!
- [Baankey] I'll kill you, bastard. - Are you fucking crazy?
He was hitting the wall then the floor…
[grunts] Motherfucker. Huh?
Shukla, I go to his house and fuck him. [grunts, breathes heavily]
[speaking gibberish]
Didn't understand a damn word he said. Fucker was hammered.
He kept saying "Triloki" again and again.
Hmm.
Yes, well… [clears throat]
He is Lord Shiva's devotee.
So whenever he gets drunk, he calls out his other name, Triloki.
Every Monday.
- Hmm. - Then?
Then, what? The fucker just passed out.
Some other cops came and carried him out.
- [Baankey breathes heavily] - [Kishor] Baankey!
Triloki told me, Triloki told me, Triloki told me…
- Hey, Baankey! What are you doing? - Triloki told me…
- [Kishor] Get up, man. - I beat them.
[Kishor] Yeah, yeah, you beat them up real bad.
[all laugh]
They said he was saying, "Triloki, Triloki," again and again.
I was shit scared, man.
Ansari, don't do this. I'm telling you, okay?
- I've warned you about this before. - Warned me about what?
This bitching behind my back all the time.
Oh, come on, Baankey! We never make fun of you behind your back.
When did I say anything about making fun of me?
[all laugh]
- Baankey, come on. Come down. - You guys are--
I heard you beat them up real bad.
[chuckles] You bastard. You really are a fucking son of a bitch.
- [whimsical music ends] - Sir, Mintu has been calling a lot.
Talk to him.
Hey, Kishor! At least give us some water!
Mintu Dada, Asthana-ji is calling.
- Hello? Asthana-ji? - [Asthana over phone] What do you want?
- Your messenger came to us. - What are you talking about?
Shukla-ji had sent some lawyer here.
He said that you are trying to bail us out of here.
I thought he's the one who put us in jail.
He's saying you sent some lawyer.
Tell him that he'll only get bail once he forgets about Ansari.
Sir is saying that first you will have to forget all about Ansari.
Then we'll see.
I'll have to think about this, Asthana-ji.
Just letting you know, I know the CM personally.
Just a minute.
[Sameer over phone] Look, I respect Shukla-ji a lot.
That's why I haven't called the CM yet.
Oh, so you know the CM personally?
Then why are you wasting your time calling us?
Just hang up and call the CM right away.
Uh, Asthana-ji. Hello?
Let me see who bails these fools out now, from Satan's captivity.
Dada, I'm telling you. Let's join hands with the CM and teach Shukla a lesson.
One more idea from your fucking mouth and I'll beat the fucking shit out of you.
Get some water for Mintu Dada, please!
[narrator] From the other end of Pathaani Tola,
Shenoy had started his work on Shukla's reassurance.
[engine revving]
[contractor] You get it? Okay, and 25 of those…
[eerie music playing]
- [official] Come down! - Huh? What's that?
Just come down!
[construction worker] Come. Let's move.
Stop all work immediately.
We have all the approvals required. Who are you people?
We're from the CBI.
This land deal is under investigation right now.
Officer! Seal this entire plot!
Listen, without the court order, we are not going to stop the work, okay?
We have the chief minister's order with the DM's instruction.
So the court order is your problem. You'll need to go to the Supreme Court.
Only then will you be allowed on the property.
- Officer! - Yes, sir?
[official] Get everyone out of here right away.
Okay, sir!
Who are you ordering, sir? Shukla-ji owns the police.
[official] We have the STF with us.
If your police tries to stop us, they'll regret it.
You're challenging Shukla-ji?
You know officers like yourself just disappear.
I don't think you have ever seen an officer like me, sir.
I'm not going to disappear?
Show me proof, or just all bark and no bite?
Come, I'll show you the proof.
Here is your bloody proof.
Was the bite good enough, hmm? Would you like some more?
Now go and tell Shukla that the chief minister has warned him.
The next slap may land across Shukla's face.
- Fuck off now! Now! - Come on, go.
CONSTRUCTION PROHIBITED AT THIS SITE
[narrator] Ansari, JP, Baankey, none of them could risk being seen here.
And that's why they sent Jhumpa.
It looked like the chief minister had taken his antibiotics.
- [police siren wailing] - [upbeat music playing]
Sir, how can I help you?
Where is Mr. Shenoy?
- What's the matter? - Income Tax Department.
- Call your manager right now. - Looks like a raid!
Sir, please come down. There's an IT raid.
[sighs]
Get sir out of here, right now. There's been a raid.
I'll handle them. Yes, what is it?
We are conducting an IT raid on all your properties.
- Now all your accounts will be frozen. - What's all this about?
The Pathaani Tola land has been grabbed illegally.
- We're investigating that. - But that land belongs to his uncle.
Then go tell him that the same uncle is here to see him.
Just mind your language! You're talking about the owner of the Shenoy Group!
Where is he?
In the basement of my own hotel, hiding like a little fucking mouse!
Your tiff with the CM has ruined my business, my reputation,
my honor and my name. And I'm paying the price for it.
I can topple this government in one week. I've been telling you for so long.
- I need 600 crores and five MLAs. - Six hundred crores can be arranged for.
Do you know, Shukla, these guys have sealed all my bank accounts.
[scoffs] But I can still arrange the 600 crores.
But be careful, Shukla. If the government doesn't fall in a week,
then I'm not gonna be a friend, but an enemy. Understand?
- Because then I'll join hands with the CM. - Please don't panic, Shenoy-ji.
- And control your emotions. - [phone buzzing]
[Shukla] It's just a bad phase, and it'll pass soon. Don't worry.
He's there now with the court order.
[Shukla] You can come out of hiding now.
I've sent an anticipatory bail with your name on it.
Anticipatory bail from Shukla-ji.
Sir, Shukla-ji has sent this.
My name is Shukla, aka The Calculator.
I eat these kind of chief ministers for breakfast.
He wasn't coming in my way, so I let him be the CM 'till now.
Just send me the money and then you'll see what I--
[narrator] Bringing Shukla's construction to a halt meant tickling
a peacefully sleeping lion with its own tail.
Now that he has messed with me, we have to send him a strong message.
Asthana, start buying those MLAs.
We were thinking of five. Now make sure we buy eight.
I'm willing to bear all the extra cost myself.
Eight MLAs!
Which means 800 crores minimum.
It'll be a big deal if Shenoy gives 500.
Yes, we'll take 500 from him. I'll arrange the rest.
He's going through a bad phase. He's a friend, after all.
Tell Madan Singh to hire more boys. The party office should be fortified.
If a policeman steps in, just kill him and bury him or feed him to the dogs.
I think I killed that Pandit-ji a little too soon.
The influence of Saturn is a bit too much for me.
Find me another good astrologer, will you?
Asthana, we have to pull off everything within this week.
We need all kinds of protection for ourselves.
My knowledge seems insufficient.
It's a difficult time.
- [indistinct chatter] - [bell dinging]
[narrator] While Shukla was busy in pursuit of divine blessings
and a miraculous astrologer…
Asthana became a protective shield,
and he had a digital overview of every corner of the party office.
[mumbles]
- Pradeep Singh. - Sachin Singh.
- Ajit Dubey. - Chetan Malhotra.
Shukla. Getting guns. Security? Security. Increasing it?
[water trickling]
[yells indistinctly]
[narrator] There was security even outside the CCTV room.
That's why Bishnu started keeping an eye on Shukla secretly.
[Shukla on phone] Shenoy-ji, It doesn't feel right
to keep asking you for the money again and again.
See if you can hurry it up. It would be great.
[narrator] Shenoy not only came out of hiding, but also on TV.
Mr. Shenoy has given his official statement.
[Shenoy] This land deal is fully legal and stamped.
And as long as the inquiry is going on, you can't call this a scam.
[narrator] Shukla's stars were not in his favor.
One problem would end, only for other to begin.
- But I did it within the safety window. - [narrator] He contracted an STD.
Then how could this happen?
Looks like Venus and the south lunar in the sixth house did this.
[thunder rumbling]
[male voice] Your horoscope is telling me that you have an STD.
It is a bladder-related disease.
Who's that?
And how did you get past Madan Singh?
[theme music playing]
[theme music concludes]