[upbeat music playing]
- [guard] Feels like a different world! - [guard 2] This is like a Hollywood movie!
[guard 3] This was a great farewell gift.
[narrator] A lot was happening.
[chants mantra]
[narrator] Shukla was chanting the mantras in his mind.
Pandit Ji was also at his best.
While some players of this team were returning to the dugout,
some injured players from the other team were waking up.
[music fades]
POLICE
Asshole! Who the fuck you think you are?
Brother-in-law of the Urban Development Minister.
Oi! He spoke, Bishnu.
My name is Bishnu Shukla, and that's my ID card.
SWACHH SAMAAJ PARTY WORKER
This is Mr. Shukla's wife who is tying me a rakhi.
- [Bishnu] Happy? - [police officer] Why did you stop us?
I stopped ya'll because…
- [grunts] - [gasps]
…you were poking your nose around what's happening in Mr. Shukla's office!
Go on, apologize.
Asshole, come here.
- You want to apologize? - Be very careful.
He's a sub-inspector, but I'm an inspector.
Hey, Inspector cock-sucker motherfucker.
You think you can arrest people from outside the SSP office?
Can't you see the fucking flag?
Mr. Shukla had ordered us
that there should be no movement around the party office.
And we found a bottle of alcohol on them.
And when we searched more, we also found a--
Hey, there's always movement in and around the party office
and I'm responsible for it.
You want to see the guns, right? Come with me. Come!
Look, they were caught outside the party office, okay?
- Let the police do their job. - Is this your job?
Arresting our people for no reason and putting them in your van?
Wait a second. Let me call IG Rastogi.
I'm going to get you two jokers fired right now, just watch.
Assholes.
- [police officer] Bishnu-- Bishnu, sir… - Listen, Bishnu bhaiya!
- Bishnu bhaiya-- - Hey, get back
- Bishnu, just hear me out. Listen. - [Bishnu] What?
If you want you can slap me, but please don't call him.
Don't call him?
I should forgive you?
All right then, leave.
Drop them where you picked them up from. Come on, go!
- Idiots! Get lost! - [upbeat music playing]
[narrator] JP was speechless after he saw Bishnu speak.
- [sighs] - The game had changed again.
But now time was running out.
The eclipse was about to begin.
And then Madan Singh woke up.
And a pesky door wasn't enough to hold this beast back.
[Madan grunts]
- [theme music playing] - [siren wailing]
[gunshot]
[theme music concludes]
[Bishnu] Give it back. Come on.
[tense music playing]
- Here you go, sir. - No, no, you keep it, Mr. Tripathi.
Actually, I quit drinking a long time ago. It was a habit so I have it.
Listen to me. Leave the van here and go.
I'm giving you two minutes to leave. Get out of here.
Or I'll send Madan Singh to deal with you.
Maybe you fools will learn a lesson when he breaks your bones.
- Go. - Thank you, Mr. Bishnu.
- Hey, Inspector. - Sir?
I'm Mr. Shukla's brother-in-law. Don't ever forget that.
Yes.
Uh, Mr. Bishnu, uh, make sure you send the van back.
It's from the Nawabganj Police Station.
- It doesn't belong to me. - Get lost, motherfucker! Run.
Fuck off!
Don't ever fuck with people when you see this flag!
Or I'll beat the shit out of you!
[indistinct chatter]
No, there are no bullets in it. Don't get upset.
I can talk, and I'm Mr. Shukla's brother-in-law as well.
So, then why did you pretend to be mute?
No, it's okay if you don't want to tell us.
I'll tell you everything later.
There's no time. We have lots to do, let's go.
Just understand, if I were to tell one person,
then everyone would know.
That's why I was going to use this card only when it was required.
JP, you take the van. It's going to be of use to us.
Yeah.
Unbelievable! I never imagined I would be welding a police van one day.
[Jhumpa] So, then what did you imagine welding?
[JP] Your mouth.
[sighs] Such a big computer. What happened to your laptop?
I'll use it to monitor their CCTV cameras.
So then when Bishnu bhai inserts my drive into their system,
I can easily mirror this onto my laptop.
Do we have water?
- We did bring water, right? - No.
- [dog panting] - [Bishnu] Hey, easy, easy, easy.
Hey. Hey, buddy, come along. Enough! It has a sedative in it.
[narrator] The dogs had the food mixed with the sedatives
and licked Bishnu's face.
This is what is called taste of your own medicine.
- I'll get some water from Bishnu bhai. - Please do.
Bishnu bhai.
Bishnu bhai, get up, our plan will go out the door, Bishnu bhai.
Bishnu bhai, get up. Get up, Bishnu bhai.
[narrator] Seeing Bishnu unconscious, JP lost it completely.
Didn't you go to get water? Why do you look more dehydrated?
[sobs, mutters]
Why the hell are you talking like Bishnu bhai?
Huh?
The dogs food was laced with the sedative and Bishnu licked the dogs' faces.
No! The dogs licked Bishnu's face, and now he's sleeping too!
[breathes heavily]
Now what'll happen to the plan?
[JP] Look, I'm not going into Shukla's office, okay?
And the pen drive that you have,
the one that Bishnu was going to insert in the CCTV room,
you'll have to do it yourself,
- because Bishnu is sleeping. - [Jhumpa gasps]
[narrator] So, JP told Jhumpa about plan B,
which was always meant to be plan A.
- Where Jhumpa was to replace Bishnu. - [JP] Yeah, look at this.
Between this place, there are about 50 guards.
And all of them have machine guns.
Hey, you don't get scared. They're all watching a movie.
I'm not gonna go.
But even you have a gun, right?
There are no bullets in it!
Shit!
[breathes heavily]
[dramatic music playing]
Hey, stop the car! Stop!
[tires screeching]
Hey!
Hey, don't click a photo, bhai. It's Madan Singh's car.
[guard] But why are they chasing this girl? They haven't revealed that.
[guard 2] I guess they'll tell us, maybe later on.
- [siren wailing] - [tires screeching]
[guard 3] Just look at the way she's riding that bike, man!
Looking so bloody hot.
[guard 4] This is amazing, man.
[guard 5] Hey, hey. Oh, my God!
[guard 6] Look at that move!
[guard 7] She's riding so fast I'm sure she's killed someone.
[guard 8] What a badass girl, man!
[gunshots]
I hope she didn't turn around to shoot me!
[guard 9] She's riding the bike and firing at people too!
[gunshots]
[tires screech]
[guard 10] Oh, look at that! A crash!
[electronic beeping]
[sighs]
[dance music playing]
[guard 11] Wow, the helmet's off. Now the sexy stuff begins.
But this is a night club.
[man over radio] The way to the vault is through the night club.
- [guard] Oh, check out Bhadouriya Ji! - [guard 2] He's the head of security.
So, they made a cartoon of him.
[guard 3] It's not a cartoon, it's known as avatar.
[guard 4] Yeah, avatar, avatar.
[guard] Look at Bhadouriya's Ji's beautiful smile!
Who has the access card?
[man over radio] The access card is with Mr. Bhadouriya, the head of security,
who is standing right in front of you.
[woman] Okay. Copy.
[guard] She'll steal something from you.
[Bhadouriya] Do you think it's easy to steal from me?
[man] Dancing and dancing, don't even look that way.
[automated voice] Source opening. Processing loop.
- Looping all cameras. - [gasps]
[dance music continues]
[guard] Look at him! Even he has started dancing.
[guard 2] What is this dance, Bhadouriya Ji?
[guard 3] Hey, just make a face like her! Like this, suck your cheeks in.
[guard 4 chuckles] Looks like Bhadouriya Ji is worried about something.
Look at his face.
[guard 5] She's given Bhadouriya Ji her photograph with her number at the back!
[guard 6] Bhadouriya Ji, marriage confirm!
I wish I could take one selfie with this hot girl, man!
[dance music continues]
[guard] Somebody has stolen Bhadouriya Ji's heart.
[guard 2] No, no, not his heart, she's stealing his access card!
[guard 3] It's okay, man. These kind of things keep happening.
There's no fun if you don't do all this.
[chants mantra]
- [automated voice] Looping complete. - Bingo!
[narrator] When Jhumpa saw that there were lasers in the room,
her smile vanished.
What the fuck! Shit!
Jhumpa!
[guard] Oh, my God! Look at that vault. Looks like it's made of gold.
- [guard 2] What do you think is inside? - [guard 3] Money, or else gold.
[guard 4] Look at that, look at that! She's putting a bomb!
[bomb beeps]
[upbeat music playing]
[guard 5] Hey, guys. This seems real. Cover your ears.
[guard 6] But why, we are wearing headphones?
[beeping quickens]
[gurad 7] Oh, my God! What exploded?
- [guard 8] Bhadouriya Ji's ass. - [all laugh]
[narrator] This is Shukla's estate.
This is where he buries his enemies in his backyard.
But Ansari blew up Shukla's backside and crawled out of it.
After all, Shukla Ji himself gave him the idea.
I think you should go underground for some time.
[narrator] How did Ansari get here?
Well, let's first… let him finish his business.
Come on, come on, come on. [sighs]
[urinating]
[narrator] What seemed like Ansari joining hands with Shukla
was actually him planning their revenge.
Come on, don't look at me like that.
I have thought it through. I know what I’m doing.
You know what, JP bhai, there's a reason why we met each other.
Two days from now, I'll be going to the party office
to fill in the worker form and my nomination details.
I'll get some pictures clicked, there'll be a little party and stuff.
I'll go into the party office for sure, but I won't come out of there.
After this you'll execute half the plan and you the other half.
[narrator] By now JP and Bishnu had realized
that breaking into the party office from outside
was almost as bad as digging their own grave.
But the party office could be robbed from within.
And so, to seal Ansari shut in the pipe duct
was a plan that JP and Bishnu hatched together.
Right after the press conference,
Bishnu shut the CCTV cameras off and took Ansari to Shukla's office…
[Bishnu mumbling]
This means something else, Bishnu bhai.
[Bishnu mumbling]
[narrator] …where JP was waiting for him.
Okay, now, listen. I've made this hole in the wall.
There's a pulley for you to hold on. [clears throat]
And I've kept a mattress down there for you.
- Hmm. Okay. - You'll be comfortable there, huh?
In this bag here, I have kept all the food and water that you may need.
- Fine. Yeah, okay. - Okay?
Come on, take your clothes off.
Now, when you come back, you can reach out to Bishnu and me on the phone, okay?
- Yeah. - Now, first thing,
you have to pick up this bust and give it right over there.
[indistinct sped up chatter]
Shukla has humiliated me a lot. We have to take revenge.
- Just tell me what needs to be done, JP! - Hold on, I'm telling you.
- Hmm… Okay, that's it. - That's it?
- Yeah. - Yeah, okay.
Okay, listen, listen, listen!
Don't forget to activate the bomb at the right time.
Listen, JP bhai, what were you telling me about the lock? Just tell me again.
What the fuck! You'll get us all killed!
When I was telling you, you were looking behind, huh?
- Take this remote. And listen. - Yeah. Yeah.
I'll put the bomb here and seal this wall shut.
- Hmm. Okay. Okay. - And you know, the other remote
I've given you, the one for the mobile, huh?
- That's for the bomb. - Hmm. Yeah, I know. I know.
[narrator] Ansari went in there with so much luggage
that it was like an Egyptian mummy being buried with its worldly possessions
for the afterlife.
- JP, I'm already there. - [JP] I'm sealing you in now.
JP, get me out on time, okay?
[narrator] All the food and beverages came in handy.
But to pass time was difficult.
But Ansari was used to being in jail.
When an explosion went off in the movie,
a controlled blast got rid of the plaster on the wall.
- It was all timed… - [chuckles]
…I mean, approximately.
Surround sound effect like it happened right here in the office.
- [guard] I can even smell the blast. - [guard 2] Yeah.
These effects are very real, bro.
Hello?
JP bhai, I'm here at the office. Ask Bishnu what's next.
How are you? Is everything okay?
- How was your stay? - I wasn't on a vacation.
I came up a toilet shaft. Where's Bishnu?
Bishnu bhai is fast asleep. Can I tell you something amazing?
Bishnu bhai can speak, you know.
Oh, God, JP bhai, can you please stop with the bullshit. We don't have time.
Has Ansari entered Shukla's office?
No, I've been stalling him all this while, but I've no idea what I should tell him.
- Ansari. - Jhumpa?
Don't get in there right now. I've just seen through their CCTV room.
There are infrared lasers also in there.
- What the hell is going on? - Just stay at the door.
We have to switch off the lasers before you touch the money.
I'm video calling you. Show me the room.
Yeah, where's the laser?
It's right on the money. You can't see it right now.
[chuckles]
Jhumpa, I can see the money!
There's so much money here, man!
- Look at that money! - [Jhumpa] Ansari, focus!
Now what do I do?
Shukla has a temple on the side. There should be incense sticks over there.
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasps]
Now check if there's a laser box kept somewhere.
Why would they keep it lying around? They would have thrown it away.
- It'll be in the dustbin then. - How do you know that?
- It's a government office. - Found it.
Now read the frequency to me.
Take your stand-by walkie out And set it to the same frequency.
- [walkie-talkie beeps] - Yeah, it's done.
[Jhumpa] Now, direct it towards the laser projector.
It should have turned off by now. Throw some smoke over there.
Laser, laser, go away. Laser, laser, go away.
Go away. Laser, laser, go away. Laser, laser, go away.
[sighs]
[music fades]
- Now what? - Now go pull off the robbery.
- You only have 37 minutes. - [dramatic music playing]
[guard] The bomb went off but the notes didn't burn?
[guard 2] It's just a movie.
There will be nothing left if the money is gone.
Yeah.
[chants mantra]
[narrator] Shukla was growing suspicious of Triloki
because Triloki was messing up all the mantras.
Om Shanti! Shanti! Shanti!
[woman] Did you call me, sir?
Who are you?
I'm Shanti, Parvati's neighbor.
There's an eclipse going on, so she didn't come today.
Should I make ginger basil tea for you all?
Pay attention to the time or you're going to run out of it!
One minute, one minute. One minute, Maharaj.
Will you call Parvati and check?
- [siren wailing] - [guard] Hey, look, the police has come.
[guard 2] Yes, now the police have arrived.
[narrator] The robbery in the VR movie was over, and here,
- it hadn't even began yet. - [chuckles]
So much money, man! [chuckles]
Yes, Parvati. Have you sent someone else today?
- What's the name, again? - Shanti.
You should've at least informed me.
Oh, you had informed Bansi.
Go and make the tea.
I'll take it in a metal utensil.
In a steel or copper vessel.
Mm. Mm. [chants mantra]
[suspenseful music playing]
[Jhumpa] What are you doing, Ansari? The eclipse is about to begin. Hurry up!
I'm on it, I'm on it.
[narrator] The password Bishnu gave him was "Shanti," which means peace.
But if this password didn't work,
then maybe they'll all have to just rest in peace.
[keypad beeps]
[sighs]
[slurping]
[phone vibrating]
- Yeah, what? - Ansari, are you done with Shukla's safe?
That Bishnu's password is not working.
We don't have a fallback without that, Ansari.
But it's not opening, what can I do?
[narrator] The effect of the gas still hadn't worn out.
Everything was running in slow motion for Madan Singh,
but he was driving really fast.
- Shukla will be sleep now. - [Jhumpa] How long will he sleep?
- How long will he sleep? - I've no idea.
I just had one vial for three cups of tea.
Shukla won't be out for too long and he'll come straight there.
[suspenseful music playing]
Send it.
Watch it, watch it. [grunts]
[JP] Jhumpa, keep counting the bags. I'm not keeping count, okay?
[engine stops]
[groans]
[snoring]
[coughs]
- [Jhumpa grunts] - [JP] Leave it. [grunts] There you go.
- How many more-- - Wait!
[woman sobbing]
- [JP] And 20. - [Jhumpa grunts]
[woman groans]
[Madan breathes heavily]
I'm Shanti. Parvati has sent me, Sahib.
Stop lying to me!
[breathes heavily]
Uh, you don't eat nonveg, mushrooms, or soya nuggets on Thursdays.
And you like fenugreek leaves in your dal and you like yellow rice.
[Jhumpa] Ansari, don't forget,
after sending all the bags you have to crack Shukla's safe.
[grunts]
Get the damn bag.
[breathes heavily]
What is Madan Singh doing here?
What the fuck is he gonna do?
He's going to kill someone.
[Jhumpa] Huh?
Oh, you've woken up!
- Get in, get in. - Come, come.
Whenever this man is confused, he kills someone.
- [JP] Huh? - He's the one who shot Pandit Ji.
[Jhumpa] Huh?
[narrator] Madan Singh was looking at everyone.
But like someone high on cannabis doesn't recognize his own father,
he wasn't able to process anything.
[automated voice] The solar eclipse is on going. Please do not step out.
Do not look directly at the sun, please remember.
If you look directly at the sun, it may damage your eyes permanently.
And the eclipse may cause problems
- for you and your family. - [chuckles]
That's why stay indoors and do not let the sun get in your eyes.
- Thank you. - We are safe!
[upbeat music playing]
Hurry up, we don't have time.
[Shukla] Dinanath! Ramdayal!
[breathes heavily]
[foreboding music playing]
- JP bhai, that was the last bag. - [JP] Yeah. Thirty.
Guys, better hurry up. Shukla just left.
But your password isn't working.
[Bishnu] Tell Ansari to try the other password.
- B-L-A-C-K. - [keypad beeping]
- Triloki had asked Shukla to wear black. - [safe beeps]
[upbeat music playing]
I'll see you guys at Sainik Chowk, okay?
Before that, I have to go home and drop the dogs off.
[car horns honking]
[music fades]
[grunts]
[groans]
- What are you doing, Baankey? - Sir…
What are you doing?
Sir, you were not waking up, so I had to take this extreme step.
Get up.
Sir, the SSP office has been robbed.
Huh?
[narrator] The VR film was almost over,
and Ansari was still finishing up.
Because overlooking the fine details was Ansari's old habit.
DOES THIS FIT YOUR ARCHITECTURAL STANDARD?
- Shukla Ji… - [automated voice] Setup complete.
Now the vastu is perfect.
[dramatic music playing]
[guard] Two suitcases? That's it?
[guard 2] If she acts greedy, she gets killed.
[guard 3] Wow, great aim!
[guard 4] Oh, hell, she jumped!
Come, come, come!
[siren wailing]
[guard] The police are always late, in every movie.
[guard 2] Ooh, so close!
[train horn wails]
[guard] Oh, wow, look at that. His day is made. He found $100.
[guard 2] That was fun.
The train scene in the end was really amazing.
[guard 3] Come on, let's go. The movie is over.
And, by the way, what did Bisnhu say about the food and drinks?
[guard 4] Oh, that was amazing!
- [guard 5] I enjoyed that, Bhadouriya Ji! - [guard 6] That was fun.
- [guard 7] Yeah. - [Bhadouriya] I enjoyed. [chuckles]
Great ride. All those pipes, police, bombs…
[indistinct chatter]
I can hear the sound of some vehicles. I'll just go check and come back.
[guard] Don't go, have some jalebi with us.
[Bhadouriya] It's my job, I have to check.
[dramatic music playing]
[narrator] He should have taken that suggestion.
Because he had already screwed up anyway.
The solar eclipse had begun.
And in this moment, Shukla Ji was fooled by six bad planets.
And they had left in a police van a while ago.
[foreboding music playing]
[tense music playing]
[narrator] And now, finally, Shukla Ji saw the time.
But time keeps an eye on us all the time.
The free falling note reminded Bhadouriya of the VR film.
[Bhadouriya] That girl was in the party office as well?
[Shukla] Bhadouriya, where are all the guards?
Hey, stop, stop, stop!
You don't stop even after seeing a cop, huh?
Let's see the stolen stuff you've got in the back.
[both chuckle]
Come on. Come on. Hey, hey. Come, come, come.
[ominous music playing]
Can't you go any faster, bhai?
It's an old cycle rickshaw, Bauji.
Do I look like a poor Brahmin to you? I have a lot of money.
I'll buy you a new rickshaw.
- Just hurry up! - Okay, sir.
Come on.
[tense music playing]
[Shukla] "Calculator, count your losses and shove those rings up your a…"
"Up your ass."
[laughs]
- One second, one second, one second. - [Ansari] How was it?
This was our actual plan, guys.
I'll explain everything later. But right now, we have to run.
We have a vehicle worth 800 crores.
Who's that?
[sighs]
It's me, don't worry.
What in the world is he doing here? He must have told Shukla Ji everything!
No, no, Pandit Ji. He's working with us once again.
I'll-- I'll tell you everything later.
He-- He can talk?
Yeah, and he is Shukla Ji's brother-in-law too.
- [gasps] - I'll explain all this too, but later.
[sighs] Yeah.
You-- You guys leave. Shukla has reached the office.
- [Pandit] Yeah, okay. - Bela.
You…
Okay, now, tell me. The money is in the bags, right?
You said you wanted to get married, right? Now we are done with everything.
We'll get married in the next two months, for sure.
You know what, I'll talk to Baankey.
I'll make him dance with us at our wedding.
[Jhumpa] Ansari, enough now. We have to leave.
[Ansari] I love you.
Okay, go and sit.
[foreboding music playing]
[tense music playing]
DOES THIS FIT YOUR ARCHITECTURAL STANDARD?
[Ansari] Shukla Ji?
Ansari?
Is this all your doing?
No, no, Shukla Ji. This is all your doing, sir.
Come on, go ahead. Tell me, Ansari, I'm listening.
They say that one should listen
to a dying man's last words, you know, Ansari?
It could benefit the science of dying.
So let me tell you the science behind why all this happened to you, Shukla Ji.
Well, you harassed a lot of innocent people.
You also trampled the weak and poor beneath your feet.
And you provoked the wrong guy.
Then I found more people who you have personally fucked with in life.
Bullshit.
[grunts]
[door rattles]
Is anyone out there?
[Ansari] The door is locked, Shukla Ji.
[door rattles]
It will open, but first, wouldn't you like to know who all I am talking about?
- [door rattles] - [grunts]
Okay, tell me who you are talking about.
Hmm.
Who's this asshole?
I'm J.P. Yadav, Shukla Ji.
You might not remember me,
that's why I've installed the great Shyama Prasad's bust in your toilet, sir.
You got my restoration project cancelled,
because of which I ended up incurring losses in crores.
You almost made me an alcoholic, sir.
You wanted to see all the plans, right?
So how did you like this plan of ours, huh?
- [chuckles] - [Pandit chuckles]
Ram Ram, Shukla Ji.
It's me, astrologer Ramacharya Upadhyay.
What, Shukla Ji? You got this innocent man shot for no reason at all.
No, I agree, I'm guilty.
Because I was the one who gave you the auspicious time to do bad things.
- But God has already punished me for that. - [chuckles] Pandit, you…
Anyway, forget it. Tell me one thing, Shukla Ji.
I remember you tried to control the planets, right?
Always remember, no one is bigger than the planets.
Do you know that this defeat of yours, it is because of me.
Choona Maharaj! Who do you think trained him? It was me.
And I trained him so well that even you didn't suspect a thing! [laughs]
When I lay my hands on that Choona Mahraj…
Come, come, come.
…I will shove so much of choona up his ass that he will…
I'm out of your reach, Shukla.
I will pull you out of hell if I have to! You scoundrel.
Ah…
Hey, Shukla Ji, your time to threaten people is long gone.
- I would like to give you a reality check. - [phone dings]
I have sent you two clips on your mobile phone. Please take a look.
[tense music playing]
I just have to buy eight MLAs, and this government will topple.
Yeah, so what can you do with this clip?
[Ansari] We'll send it to the Chief Minister.
Then POTA, MCOCA, FERA, TADA.
There'll be so many cases against you that you'll be in prison for 200 years.
Tell me, has anybody ever lived for 200 years, Shukla Ji?
[all laugh]
- Well said. - How are you, Shukla Ji?
You can't even go to the police.
What will you tell them?
Where did you get all this money come from?
[all laugh]
I was the first one to get all the information about your money.
You humiliated me in my own backyard.
And now I've returned the favor.
[chuckles]
Look at him, he's laughing. Shouldn't he be crying?
I think he has totally lost it.
All that is fine…
but tell me, how did you all enter my party office
with Madan Singh around?
We'll discuss Madan Singh some other day.
But right now, meet our special guest.
Pranam, Jija Ji.
[whistles]
How are you?
Y-- You… You can speak?
You were on their side?
I brought you up like my own.
You didn't bring me up like your own. You treated me like an animal.
You just gave me the love that one would give a speechless animal.
You gave me shelter and you fed me.
I gave you samosas as well.
You know very well, Jija Ji, that she was more than a mother to me.
The way you betrayed my sister, I had no choice but to return the favor.
I kept you with me like my own family member.
What you do to your family members…
I've seen all that when I was a child.
Don't worry, I'm gonna take my time when I kill you.
You have served me for years, Bishnu.
Bishnu, let me talk. You move aside.
[tense music playing]
You wanted to have control over Saturn, didn't you?
Shukla! Nobody can have control over their destiny.
- Destiny controls the-- - Pandit Ji!
Don't start again, now. Just keep it short.
The short and sweet of it is,
for God's sake do not ever probe the rear end of the common man.
He means don't fuck with people. Pandit Ji can't say fuck, you know.
[Pandit] Because when he decides to retaliate,
your sperm production will diminish greatly.
Basically, he means you're fucked.
[curses under his breath]
[narrator] The show was over, Rastogi arrived, and then Asthana.
The good times fled and the bad times arrived.
[Shukla] Rastogi, I'm here!
Rastogi, break the door! I'm locked in here!
Shukla Ji, there's been a robbery.
[Shukla] Break the door, you idiot!
- [Rastogi] I'm trying, sir. - [Asthana] Shukla Ji!
Asthana? Open the door!
Sir, there's been a robbery!
Asthana, I know there's been a robbery. I've been locked in here!
Break this damn door!
[Asthana] Sir, there is a grill here, open it from inside.
- [Rastogi] The glass is unbreakable! - [Ansari] Shukla Ji.
Oh, Shukla Ji!
There is a remote right next to the window.
[tense music playing]
It's not going to be that simple, Shukla Ji. [chuckles]
You gotta say into it, "Long live Faulad Singh."
Shut the fuck up, you bloody idiot! How dare you!
It was a lot of fun talking to you, Shukla Ji.
- Okay, now we have to leave you to it.. - That's right.
- Over and out. - Okay. Turn it off.
[automated voice] Please say the password.
Long live you fucking Faulad Singh.
[automated voice] Sorry. Please repeat the password.
You… fuck… F… F…
Faulad Singh… Lo-- Long live, you motherfucker!
[automated voice] Sorry. Please repeat the password.
Long live Faulad Singh!
[automated voice] Unlocked.
Get out of here! Get out!
If Bishnu can go to Andaman, why can't we go to the Bahamas?
No, first we'll invest in the business. Then we'll think about all this.
- Baby, please. - No, I just told you this.
No, no, no, none for me. My father used to drink
I might start drinking again. Take it away from me.
- [upbeat music playing] - [indistinct chatter]
- [laughs] - [music concludes]
I'm not going to marry you, Ansari.
- Hey, Bela-- - Ansari, stop it. Wait, wait.
What the hell are you talking about?
Everything is sorted now, right?
You got your revenge for the humiliation you faced, right?
Ansari, someday you'll become… You'll become Shukla.
- Bhayya, Rastogi and-- - [Ansari] Bela!
Look, I really love you.
And now I'm… I'm going to be a father.
But you want to be Chief Minister, Ansari.
You don't want to be a father. All this was never in your plan.
Things were different earlier, Bela.
It's just been two months.
But I have changed a lot in these two months, Bela.
[sighs]
[sentimental music playing]
Bela…
There's so much I wanna tell you,
but I know you won't listen to me right now.
So I'll keep quiet.
[upbeat music playing]
[narrator] Baankey didn't dance at Ansari's wedding, but at his break up.
[Baankey] What? There's a reason I'm dancing.
You want to know why? Because she realized her mistake.
Why don't you think before you talk, Baankey?
[narrator] No one is above the planets.
These words from Pandit Ji kind of got engraved onto Shukla's heart.
To pay back the 500 crores,
cars were sold, bungalows were sold, illegal businesses were sold.
Even a couple of small banks got shut down.
But still, Shukla was 10 crores short.
Shenoy Ji, please listen to me.
I have already paid you back 490 crores of what I owe you.
It's just ten crores now.
I'm sure you can adjust at least that much for the sake of our friendship.
[Shenoy] Shukla Ji, the CM is my friend now.
That's why I had a word with him
and I didn't let him press murder charges on you.
This is the first time in my life my calculation has gone wrong.
[tense music playing]
I will not blame you.
[narrator] It is wrong to say that he never dreamed
that something like this would happen
because after all, this story began with a nightmare.
You idiot! Shut the door!
[Asthana] I'll just get the car, sir.
Such a big vehicle has been sent for me.
[dramatic music playing]
Let's take a ride in it.
[narrator] The police arrested him, but not a defeated version of him.
The Calculator had already moved on to other things.
[Pandit] Shukla Ji will come out of jail for sure,
but his planetary positions don't reflect that.
Which means that in the coming elections, he won't be a hurdle for you.
So, then what can he do?
He'll turn tail and run. [laughs]
[Asthana] Sir, the judge was a bit difficult to deal with.
That's why it took us a while to get you bail.
[engine starts]
Sir, where would you like to go?
The party office and the house are already sold.
I've found a hotel at the Sainik Chowraha. If you say, we can check it out.
Sir, we are at the crossroads.
[Shukla] We've come a full circle, Asthana.
[Asthana] So where to now?
[Shukla] As per my horoscope, I have to restart my political journey
once again from my birthplace.
Birthplace?
Sir, you still believe in horoscopes and all these things?
We played the game wrong, Asthana.
How can we blame the horoscope?
[Rastogi] Birthplace, meaning where?
[Asthana] Don't you get it? Take us to sir's village.
Hmm, I have seen some new signs in my dreams today morning, Asthana.
[pensive music playing]
And it is said that…
dreams seen in the morning do come true.
[narrator] In the end, all I'd like to say…
is that every new dream gives birth to a new story.