[pop music plays]
♪ That's my girl ♪
♪ Yeah Who's been working so damn hard ♪
♪ You got that head on overload ♪
♪ Got yourself this flawless body ♪
♪ Aching now from head to toe ♪
♪ Ain't nothing Ain't nothing ♪
♪ All my ladies 'round the world ♪
♪ Ain't nothing Ain't nothing ♪
♪ Good girls better get bad ♪
♪ You've been down before ♪
♪ You've been hurt before ♪
♪ You got up before ♪
♪ You'll be good to go Good to go ♪
♪ Destiny said it You got to get up and get it ♪
♪ Get mad independent And don't you ever forget it ♪
♪ Got some dirt on your shoulder? Then let me brush it off for ya ♪
♪ If you're feeling me Put your five high ♪
♪ That's my girl ♪
♪ That's my girl… ♪
[Tory] Some people have it good.
The rest of us?
We have to fight for every inch of what's ours.
-[Sam] Everyone's got a sob story… -[grunting]
That doesn't give you the right to be a bully.
[screams]
[grunting]
♪ That's my girl ♪
♪ That's my girl That's my girl, that's my girl ♪
♪ Ain't nothing Ain't nothing, ain't nothing… ♪
[both grunting]
♪ Ain't nothing Put your heart and your soul in it ♪
♪ That's my girl That's my girl ♪
♪ That's my girl ♪
[Sam laughing]
So, you ready to tell my parents about us?
[Robby sighs]
Now I am.
-[Shan] I didn't mean to bother you. -[Amanda] Hey, hey.
It's OK.
Mom?
I'm sorry.
[trembling sigh]
Robby, I'm sorry. I…
Cabo was a mistake.
Could've told you that.
I know. I, uh…
I know that I haven't been there for you and I…
God, it's been hard for me.
I wanna make things right.
But, um…
I have to leave again.
Of course.
Where to this time? Baja, Vegas?
Rehab.
I need help, sweetie.
And it's taken me a really long time to realize that.
But I… I…
The drinking, the pills, I…
I have to change. I want to, for you.
That's great, Mom. [chuckles lightly]
Um…
Mr. and Mrs. LaRusso said that you're welcome to stay with them,
you know, until I'm done with my program. [sniffles]
You can also stay with your father.
No.
Look,
I know the two of you don't have the best of relationships,
but that's…
that's partly my fault.
I don't want my own issues with your dad to poison you against him.
He does care about you.
I know he wants you in his life.
[grandma in Spanish] Have you told Miguel that you're dating his sensei?
[in English] It's just dinner, Mama. Let's see where it goes.
Besides, I'm not sure how I feel about him.
[laughs, in Spanish] With that outfit, I'd say you're…
[in English] "Hot for teacher." [chuckles]
[door knocking]
-Hi, Johnny. -Hey.
Wow. You ready to go?
Bye.
[in Spanish] Have fun tonight. Don't knock her up.
-[in English] Thank you. -Good night, Mama.
[Sam] Then we got kicked out of the roller rink.
I can't believe she would do that to you. I'm so sorry.
I just don't understand what Miguel sees in her.
Well, at least you both moved on, right?
Yeah.
Hey. Why don't you come over later?
My mom's out of town. You can bring your karate friends.
You're throwing a party?
-Yeah. It should be wild. -[door knocking]
I gotta go, but I'll think about it.
Hey, just so you know, your father and I are going out later.
Let me guess. Lobster night at the country club?
Wow, we're not that predictable, are we?
For your information, he is taking me out to dinner and dancing.
-Fun. -Yeah.
What about you? Let me guess.
Mini-golf and frozen yogurt.
-I'm not that predictable, am I? -Hmm.
Well, look, whatever you do,
have fun, make good choices.
I know I don't have to worry about you.
Thanks, Mom.
I want that guy.
-An octopus. Interesting. -[Sam laughs]
[Mexican music playing]
[patrons chattering]
So, how's Miguel's training going?
It's going great. He's on the right path.
You should be proud.
I am. He's a good boy.
He's a good man.
You're right.
He's growing up so fast.
He has this new girlfriend. I can't keep up with all the drama.
Right. When you're a teenager, it's hard to avoid a little…
Oh, come on.
You've gotta be kidding me.
[Daniel sighs]
-Hi, I'm Amanda. -Carmen.
-I love your earrings. -Oh, thank you!
Do you have any other tables?
Sorry, we're completely booked.
There might be some standing room at the bar.
-No more. -[waitress] Will this table be OK?
I don't know. Will it be?
It'll be fine.
[waitress] Do you know each other?
Oh, they have warring karate dojos.
I'll take a Cadillac margarita. Big glass, OK?
[girl] Hey, guys, over here!
[car alarm beeps]
You sure you're up for this? With your mom and everything?
Definitely. I could use a distraction.
There's a lot of people out here already.
Yeah, I guess Moon must have invited other kids from school.
I only brought Trivial Pursuit.
If I'd known there'd be this many people, I would've brought Balderdash.
[hip hop music playing]
[ominous music plays]
I'll get you next time, OK?
[ominous music intensifies]
[Tory] Let's go.
[Moon] Sam!
I'm so glad you came!
The kegs are out back, drinks are in the kitchen,
and the vegan pigs in a blanket just got out of the oven.
Moon, you never said anything about inviting Cobra Kai.
Well, I figured with summer ending and school starting back up,
we could stop all the fighting and be friends again.
It's wishful thinking.
[Moon] Sam, trust me.
Get rid of all this negative energy.
Clear your chakras and have some fun.
Cadillac margarita.
Thank you.
Don Julio 70, extra chilled.
Thank you.
And for this table, we have the michelada.
Gracias.
-And Coors Banquet. -Thank you.
What, got something to say?
No, nothing, Johnny.
Enjoy your Coors.
So, did I tell you I had to double the classes at Cobra Kai?
So many kids wanna join my dojo.
Wow, that's great. I'm so proud of you, Johnny.
I love how passionate my students are.
Sure, there may not be as many,
but they have heart.
Ah.
OK. So, this is happening.
I'm just saying it's not the quantity, it's the quality.
-No, bigger is better. -[Daniel] Yeah.
Well, it was just little old me at the All Valley.
So, I didn't need an army. Just the right moves.
OK, are you two done comparing class sizes?
So, you're Sam's parents?
-Yeah. -I'm Miguel's mom.
-I'm sorry to hear they broke up. -[Amanda] Oh.
-I know. -Yeah.
Same.
Johnny and I were just talking about dating in high school.
I remember being that age. Boy crazy.
[Amanda] Oh my God. Me too.
I feel like I was with a different boy every week.
[laughs]
Hey, why don't we push the tables together?
-[Daniel] No. No reason-- -It's not a good idea.
-We don't need-- -That is a great idea.
Excuse me. Would you mind if we combine our tables?
[waitress] Yeah, of course.
[dance music playing]
[partygoers cheering]
[chanting] Nate! Nate! Nate!
Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!
[partygoers cheer]
The life of the party has arrived. Whoo!
Take a spin, babe.
-What's up, Bert? -[Bert] Stingray.
Good to see you, buddy.
Stingray, I thought we were going to your friend's house party.
Yeah, these are my friends. Their parents are out of town.
[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[partygoers] Oh!
-Winner and still champion! Tory! -Whoo!
[partygoers cheer]
[Tory] Well, look who it is.
Maybe you'd like to play a little game?
Or are tea parties more your speed, princess?
Just give me a cup.
All right.
New game.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
-What, you don't think I can beat her? -It's not that.
[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
-[Amanda] So, Carmen, what do you do? -[Carmen] I'm an X-ray technician.
And I already know what you two do.
I've seen the billboards.
You "kick the competition." [laughs]
Yeah, you made a lot of money off that illegal kick.
You're just jealous I can get my leg up that high.
Wanna step in the parking lot, see whose leg can go higher?
-Seriously? -[Carmen] Johnny.
-Have you all decided? -[Carmen] Yes.
I'll have the tostadas de pulpo asado with no sour cream.
Great. And for you?
I'll have--
You wanna write that down, about the "no sour cream"?
I got it.
-What can I get you? -[Amanda] I'll have the chili relleno,
but with camaron instead of carnitas, and extra cilantro.
And no corn.
Absolutely.
And you don't wanna write that down?
Nope, all good. [laughs]
All right. Then I'll have the exact same thing
just to make it easier.
Uh, with corn.
You got it. And for you?
Uh…
I'm just gonna go with the pollo tacos.
[waitress] Pollo tacos. Great.
-Corn tortillas or flour? -[whispers] Stop it.
Uh, just hard shell.
No green stuff.
[waitress] I'll put your order in right now.
Ten-to-one, they get something wrong.
Excuse me, I have to use the powder room.
-Oh, I will join you. -Don't leave me alone.
No, you should stay. No, honey…
-[Miguel] Legs up! -[partygoers] Three, two, one.
[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[crowd cheers]
Too much for you to handle?
Whoo!
Oh, hey, we don't cheer for them. We hate the Miyagi-Dos. Come on.
[Moon laughing]
You know the best way to win a girl back?
Make her want what she can't have.
Watch and learn.
Hey, I like your hair.
Thanks.
I like yours too. It's spiky.
Yeah. Everybody wants to touch it.
I always say no, but you can touch it if you want.
[chuckles]
They call me Hawk.
-I'm-- -[Moon] Piper!
-Hey, babe. -Hi.
[both laughing]
Hawk.
Sorry. This is Piper.
Um, my…
You can say it.
"Girlfriend."
Sorry, it's… it's new.
Yeah. Uh, that's…
awesome.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Hawk.
Very cool.
[crunching]
So, I'm surprised to see you in a place like this.
Why, you think I eat out of a dumpster or something?
-What the hell is your problem? -You, LaRusso.
You've been a major pain in my asshole all summer.
Oh yeah, like you've been an angel?
-I'm just trying to run a business, man. -Mm.
I didn't realize you were in the business of vandalizing dojos.
I didn't know anything about that.
I'm sure you're gonna play dumb about that stunt
at Valley Fest, too, right?
No, that was all me.
You know, you and Kreese are like two psychotic peas in a pod.
You tell that lunatic, he ever shows up in my dojo again,
threatens me and my students, I'm pressing charges.
Wait, Kreese did what?
He just shows up out of nowhere
spouting off some stuff about a "war coming."
Well, you don't have to worry.
Kreese is gone, he's not coming back.
Let me guess.
He died, again.
I hope it was an open casket so you were able to check
his pulse this time.
Why would you even let this guy back in your life?
'Cause I thought he could change.
Turns out I was wrong, so I pushed him away.
[clicks tongue]
I want Cobra Kai to be better.
Kreese is gone for good.
-[Carmen] Hey. -Hey.
Hey.
Did we miss anything?
-No. -No, just catching up.
Catching up.
We were just saying how excited we were for the kids to start up school.
Amanda told me Robby's going to West Valley.
-He is? How? -[Daniel] We enrolled him.
That's the rule. You stay with us, you go to school.
Good.
He should never have dropped out.
Finally, something we agree on. Robby's too smart for that.
All right, here is your two chile rellenos,
your tostadas de pulpo,
and chicken tacos.
Thank you.
Well, looks good to me.
Oh, sorry, I asked for no sour cream.
Oh. Sorry, let me take that right back.
I knew there'd be something wrong. Why not write it down?
-Gotta write it down. -[Daniel] Gotta.
-It's a rookie mistake. -[Johnny] White belt.
[both laughing]
♪ Up up and away you go ♪
♪ Acting like a miracle… ♪
[Moon giggles]
You check out the new Doctor Who trailer?
I don't watch nerd shit.
You know, uh…
Moffat isn't the showrunner anymore.
Wait, really? Since when?
Is there a new Doctor?
-What's he like? -Oh… [Demetri scoffs]
She's badass.
"She"?
No way.
[Moon, Piper giggling]
[Demetri] I'd give up, man.
She's moved on.
Defeat does not exist.
[sighs] There's that winning attitude that pushed her away in the first place.
I think you need a healthy dose of inner peace.
It's worked for me.
Oh yeah?
-Oh! -[partygoers laughing]
That's what I thought.
Still a pussy.
[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[partygoers cheering]
How you doing over there, LaRusso?
-I could do this all night. -[Tory] Yeah?
Hey, Big Red, two shots of vodka.
-Sam. -Just give it to me.
[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
[cheering]
[boy] Tory!
[crowd chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[cheering]
You got this, Tory!
[partygoers] Oh!
Guess somebody couldn't hold their liquor, huh?
-Tory, are you OK? -I'm gonna go clean up.
Just leave me alone.
[Johnny, Daniel laughing]
-He spilled a blueberry pie on my shirt. -'Cause you put it on my chair.
-No. -He's leaving out the details.
-Oh yeah. -Should we get another round?
-Mm-hmm! -I don't know.
Last time I went four rounds with LaRusso, I caught a foot to my face.
[all laughing]
Oh, I love salsa night.
May I have this dance?
Oh. You may.
No. I'm not a dancer.
I'll teach you.
-[Johnny] I'm not a dancer. -I can be your salsa sensei.
[Salsa music playing]
-You tell anyone, you're dead! -[laughs]
-Of course he can dance. -Don't worry about him.
Focus on me. OK?
This is the basic salsa step.
Forward, together.
Back, together.
Forward, together.
Back, together.
-Oh, damn it. -Hey, eyes up here.
When you're fighting someone, do you look at your feet?
-No. -[Carmen] No.
You always look in the eyes.
[music continues]
[Carmen] Whoo!
[Amanda] Oh, Johnny!
You got some moves.
Hey, another round.
Make it a double!
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't worry. I'm, like, totally fine.
No, you're not. You're not acting like yourself.
No more drinking.
What, I'm not allowed to party?
Just roller skating for me?
You my boyfriend or my babysitter?
Just wait here. I'm gonna get you some food.
Maybe you should slow down.
You're just pissed off because I kicked your friend's ass.
You can consider that payback for what you guys did to our dojo.
I had nothing to do with that.
And neither did Tory or Miguel.
Why do you think Miguel returned Mr. Miyagi's medal?
He didn't return it.
Demetri found it in the dojo.
No, Miguel took it to your house.
He said he gave it to Robby.
Sam?
I… I just…
I just need some air.
[pop music playing]
[laughing]
-[Demetri] Excuse me! -[feedback squeals]
[tapping cup]
I'd like to make a toast.
To Eli Moskowitz.
-[girl] Do you know who that is? -[boy] Who?
Who's that?
Oh! [chuckles]
I'm sorry.
Some of you might know him as Hawk.
But underneath that crazy clown cosplay
and whatever type of Manic Panic he dumps in his hair,
he's still good old Eli.
My binary brother.
Well, he was my binary brother.
You know what he is now?
A real zero.
-[partygoers] Oh! -[laughter]
I love math humor.
-All right, that's enough, Demetri. -Don't let that angry red hairdo fool you.
He's a big softie.
We watched every Harry Potter movie together.
And he bawled like a baby when Dobby died.
[partygoers laughing]
[imitates sobbing]
All right, if he doesn't shut up, I'm gonna shut him up.
Remember what Sensei said about showing mercy.
[partygoers laughing]
[both giggling]
No! [laughs]
Here you go.
You know, I hate to admit it, but this was kind of fun.
Let's not make it a regular thing.
I don't think you need to worry about that.
I'll always be Miyagi-Do and you'll always be Cobra Kai.
But that doesn't mean we have to be at war, right?
Kreese is the one who cares about wars, not me.
Good grip.
-Wish I could say the same. -Ha-ha!
[engine revving]
Oh, you just couldn't help yourself, could you?
What? It's badass!
Let's go, Carmen.
-Have a good night. -[Johnny] Good night, LaRussos.
[hip hop music playing]
Hey, Sam. Is…
everything OK?
I'm fine.
Never mind.
Miguel, wait. [sighs]
I'm sorry.
For what?
I didn't know you returned the medal.
It was really important to my family…
and to me.
So, thank you.
Yeah, well…
it shouldn't have gotten stolen in the first place.
I'm just glad you got it back.
Me too.
[pop music plays]
♪ Baby, baby You know you look fine to me ♪
♪ Come take your time with me ♪
♪ Come on a ride with me… ♪
[dramatic music plays]
No. We… we shouldn't have…
I'm with Tory.
-And you have-- -I…
I'm sorry.
I… I have to go.
In the words of Eli's hero, Steve Jobs,
"I've got one more thing."
Have any of you heard of sleep enuresis?
-[confused muttering] -Don't.
That is the medical term, of course.
In the King's English, it's good old-fashioned bed-wetting.
[all laughing]
And Eli here is a pro.
My mom even had a special air mattress for sleepovers.
And she called it…
"Eli's waterbed."
[laughing continues]
Screw mercy. You're a corpse!
You're gonna have to go through me.
-Stay out of it, traitor. -Hey, don't touch him.
Or what?
[Moon] Guys.
Stop. We're friends.
Oh, I smell a rumble!
-[police siren wails] -[boy] Cops!
Demetri, you got lucky.
I'll see you in school!
Oh, I can't go to jail. My mom will kill me!
Yikes.
Oh, shit!
There you are. I've been looking for you. We gotta go.
-I'm so sorry, Robby. -It's OK, we just gotta get you home.
No. My parents are gonna freak out if they see me like this.
-Oh my God. -Have you seen Tory?
No, she must have already left. Come on, we gotta go.
Come on!
OK.
Come on!
Guys! Guys!
[Carmen] You look happy.
Must be the blood rushing to my head from the dancing.
You were a fast learner.
I had a good teacher.
[Carmen laughs]
Well, maybe next time we can try a little something more advanced.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Well, good night.
Good night.
I mean, I already said that, but, you know.
[chuckles] I know.
Sleep well, Johnny.
[Johnny] You too.
"Good night."
[sighs] Should've invited her in, dumbass.
[door knocking]
One sec.
You miss me already?
Hey, Dad.
[Johnny sighs]
[electronic music plays]