1 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,936 [medieval video game music plays] 2 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,710 [alarm ringing] 3 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:46,671 [rock music plays] 4 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,108 ♪ Smoking me out ♪ 5 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,486 ♪ Giddy up, giddy up ♪ 6 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,404 ♪ Time for the cool down ♪ 7 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,365 ♪ But I want the whole city Gonna heat it up, heat it up ♪ 8 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,077 ♪ I can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 9 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,621 ♪ Can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 10 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,873 ♪ Can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 11 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,917 ♪ I can't sleep Gotta get into something ♪ 12 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,502 ♪ Whoa ♪ 13 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,505 ♪ Woo! ♪ 14 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,590 ♪ Whoa ♪ 15 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,718 ♪ Woo! ♪ 16 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,726 [children laughing] 17 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,977 [horn honks] 18 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:47,941 [children laughing] 19 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,613 Nice moves, new kid. What do you call that? The loser limbo? 20 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,240 [laughter] 21 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:59,285 No, no, no, no. I think it's called the I'm-trying-not-to-shit-my-pants dance. 22 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,203 [laughter] 23 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,287 Good one, LaRusso! 24 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,249 [laughter continues] 25 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:13,258 [rock music plays] 26 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:22,892 [whistling] 27 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,310 [tool whirring] 28 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,941 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 29 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,611 Oh, hey, man. Got in early to knock this sucker out. 30 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,489 Smooth as a Smurf’s ass, right? 31 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,825 That deck was the perfect teachable moment. 32 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,493 You just tanked my entire week! 33 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,580 The kids know they’re here to learn karate. You don’t need to trick 'em. 34 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,083 I'm sorry. What was your lesson plan? Line 'em up and throw forward strikes? 35 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,712 I go by feel. Some days, I'll toss them in a cement mixer. 36 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:53,047 Other days, I'll find a hornet’s nest for them to kick. 37 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,507 Let’s not do this, okay? 38 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,261 Our students want us to find a way to work through our differences. 39 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,639 I know you don’t want to join Miyagi-Do, but at least respect it. 40 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,391 Well, respect's a two-way street. 41 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,019 You respect my style of karate? 42 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,814 You gotta understand, man. 43 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,692 I was taught that karate is for defense only. 44 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,944 It’s always gonna be tough to respect Cobra Kai. 45 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,988 -You mean Eagle Fang. -Oh, come on, Johnny. 46 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,199 Is there a difference? You're still teaching aggression. 47 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,367 Some kids need a little aggression. 48 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,579 You know what? 49 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,831 Let's give it a try. 50 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,751 I teach you Miyagi-Do. You teach me Eagle Fang. 51 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,295 Deal. 52 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,590 No, don't need to shake on it. 53 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,224 [sighs] 54 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,648 Hi, I'm Tory. We waiting on anybody or is it just you? 55 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,107 [dramatic music plays] 56 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,317 It's just me. 57 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,655 -Can I start you off with something? -Actually, there's only one thing I need. 58 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,991 That's for you to stay the hell away from my daughter. 59 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,955 -Wait, you're-- -Yes, I am. 60 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:08,957 You came to my job? 61 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,834 I tried calling your parents. No call back. Big surprise. 62 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,420 Should I have kicked in your front door? 63 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,089 Is that more your speed? 64 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:18,341 Every day in my house, 65 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,718 there are little reminders of the mess you made. 66 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,430 I see my daughter covering up her bruises and scars. 67 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,891 The only reason you aren’t behind bars right now 68 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,019 is because she asked me not to drag this ordeal out. 69 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,063 So you can have your little tournament. 70 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,360 But if you touch one hair on her head before then, 71 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,613 you'll be scrubbing toilets in prison for the rest of your life. 72 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,448 If you're lucky. 73 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,410 Excuse me, miss? 74 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,829 I think my soup is ready. I see it on the counter. 75 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,623 Yeah, just a minute. I think you should leave. 76 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:51,582 I will. 77 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,753 I'm not here to cause a scene. Just here to deliver a message. 78 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,673 But I need to know that you got that message. 79 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,135 And what if I didn't? 80 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,932 Well, then that would be a mistake. 81 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,102 Is everything okay here, ma’am? 82 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,478 I don't know. Is it? 83 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,814 Miss? I don't want my soup to get cold. 84 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,733 -Will you shut the hell up? -[manager] Tory! 85 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,235 That’s it. Put away your uniform. 86 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,279 I’ve had enough of your attitude. You’re fired. 87 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:25,908 Yeah, thanks a lot. 88 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,122 This place got a B on the health inspection. 89 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,416 They hide the sign so you can’t see it. 90 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,502 And I saw one of the cooks dip his balls in the miso. 91 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,632 Uh, you know what? You can cancel my soup. 92 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,763 [rock music plays] 93 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,307 [teacher] Yes! 94 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:52,935 [kid] Nice! 95 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,479 Yes! 96 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,856 [romantic music swells] 97 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,276 [whistle blows] 98 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,611 Okay, let’s switch it up. 99 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,990 New kid, get in there. We'll get you some gym clothes next week. 100 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,701 LaRusso, Thompson, you're in too. 101 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,411 Let's go! 102 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,498 All right. Sub out! 103 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,791 [Zack] 'Sup, Slade? 104 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,169 Ha. Look who it is. 105 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,296 I'll cover the ballerina. 106 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,173 [whistle blows] 107 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,301 [upbeat music plays] 108 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,231 Come on, LaRusso, you gotta stop that! 109 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,775 I’m open! 110 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,862 -[Anthony groans] -[laughter] 111 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,281 Hey! Break it up! New kid, get the ball! 112 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,034 Oh shit! 113 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,620 Dude, you just got facialed! 114 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,288 Bust out some of that karate! 115 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,082 I told you, okay? 116 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,210 I-I-I can’t. Those moves cause, like, permanent brain damage. 117 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,838 [scoffs] Whatever, LaPusso. 118 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,634 Sorry, man, it was an accident. 119 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,010 Bullshit! 120 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,890 Hey, come on. Give the new kid a break, Ant. 121 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,350 We've got a game to finish. 122 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,895 Yeah. Yeah, all right, Lia. 123 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,233 Just ignore them. Dope shirt, by the way. 124 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,235 Thanks. I'm… 125 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,780 Kenny. 126 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,248 Remember, side, side. 127 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,586 I could have this finished in two minutes with a paint sprayer. 128 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,754 Then you'll be missing the point of the lesson. 129 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,467 You know, you can’t just layer paint on shit. 130 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,760 You need a heat gun to get down to the base. 131 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,262 Maybe a right angle scraper. 132 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,430 That’s not the point. 133 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,099 If you wanna learn how to fight defensively, 134 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:56,976 you gotta change your instincts. 135 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,854 Well, my instincts say this is a waste of time. 136 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,026 [sighs contentedly] That's quality. 137 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,028 [Daniel sighs] 138 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,238 You missed a spot. Over there. 139 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,324 You know what? Screw this. 140 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,785 What? You quitting already? That's it? 141 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,039 Maybe you can do this, but I can’t. 142 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,790 Defense is boring. 143 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,335 Offense will always be more badass. 144 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,130 Fruit in your beer? Figures. 145 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,758 Hi-yah! 146 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,052 Holy shit. 147 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,471 How the hell did you do that? 148 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,307 Miyagi-Do may seem boring, 149 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,102 but don't forget it saved your ass a few weeks ago from Kreese. 150 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,563 And that wasn't the first time. 151 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,858 -Come on, who's the loser now? -You suck! 152 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,822 Hi-yah! 153 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,159 Nobody was more badass than Mr. Miyagi. 154 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,092 [Daniel sighs] 155 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,264 Remember, side, side. 156 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,101 [Robby] There’s a reason Miyagi-Do is difficult to learn. 157 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,776 These blocks are incredibly precise. 158 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,530 Each one is designed to overcome a specific attack. 159 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,035 Show me wax on, wax off. 160 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,622 [grunting] 161 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,377 The more you learn Miyagi-Do, 162 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,504 the tougher you are to defeat. 163 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,674 [Kreese] Except for one tiny flaw. 164 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,680 Their entire style is reactive, 165 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,392 which means all their moves are counter moves. 166 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,562 That means that we are in control. 167 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,232 And we can use that to set traps. 168 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,362 Show me paint the fence. 169 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,617 -[Robby grunts] -[Tory groans] 170 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,578 Sorry. Just part of the lesson. 171 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:22,622 [Tory grunts] 172 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,708 [Kreese] Enough! 173 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,918 Nichols, in my office. 174 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:30,546 Continue the lesson. 175 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,256 [Tory grunts] 176 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,430 What is it? 177 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,682 Something happen with your mother? 178 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,186 No. It's nothing. 179 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,690 I lost my job, okay? 180 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,154 And it's not so easy looking for another one when you're on probation. 181 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,324 Do you feel sorry for yourself? 182 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:02,953 Uh… 183 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,747 When something bad happens, 184 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,624 you have two choices. 185 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,544 You let it tear you down or you let it build you up. 186 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,674 Sometimes a step backwards… 187 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,803 opens a new path forward. 188 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,222 Now, 189 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,474 what happened? 190 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:42,410 [phone ringing and buzzing] 191 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,957 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, champ. You just get home? 192 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,251 -Did I get the time difference right? -[Kenny] Yes, sir. 193 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,586 How was your first day? Make any new friends? 194 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,464 I'm still getting to know everyone. 195 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,551 [father] It's not easy to switch to a new school mid-year. 196 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,387 But if you do things the right way, you'll see results. 197 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,597 I will. 198 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,725 My boy. 199 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,851 How's Mom doing? 200 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,228 She's at the office a lot. 201 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,605 Yeah, she works hard. 202 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,399 She needs you now. 203 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,735 She's had a tough time since… 204 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,905 what happened to your brother. 205 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,701 -I know. -[father] You're the man of the house now. 206 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,703 You shouldn't have to be, but you are. 207 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,913 Can you rise to that for me? 208 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,959 -Yeah, Dad. -[father] I love you, champ. 209 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,461 I miss you. 210 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,129 Love you too. 211 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,214 Bye. 212 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,347 [medieval video game music plays] 213 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,606 [message notification beeps] 214 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,403 Dope shirt, by the way. 215 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,579 [typing] 216 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,499 [uplifting music plays] 217 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,541 One day, 218 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,879 over 400 years ago, there was a fisherman. 219 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,090 His name was Shimpo Sensei. 220 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,593 Ambition without knowledge 221 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,346 is like a boat on dry land. 222 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,015 That's it. 223 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,184 Big circles. 224 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,228 Right circle. 225 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,188 Left circle. 226 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,108 Walk on the left side of the road, safe. 227 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,153 Walk on the right side of the road, safe. 228 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,446 Walk down the middle… 229 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,908 Get squished like grape. 230 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,619 Center yourself, Johnny. 231 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,456 Look inward. 232 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,834 Find your balance. 233 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,753 There you go. 234 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,755 Now show me the moves. 235 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,886 That's it. 236 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,680 Balance good. 237 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,600 -Karate good. Everything-- -[Johnny groans] 238 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,103 [music stops] 239 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,690 This thing isn't even level. 240 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,693 Or maybe you have a little imbalance inside of you. 241 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,320 I still don't see me using any of this in a real fight. 242 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,574 I’ve been trying to tell you, Miyagi-Do is not about fighting. 243 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,910 You know what Mr. Miyagi said was the best defense in all of karate? 244 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,121 High outside block against an ax kick? 245 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,457 The best defense is "no be there." 246 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,168 You mean don't be there? 247 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,005 The guy teaches you centuries of his ancient family karate, 248 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,423 you can’t help him with English? 249 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,216 Don’t even go there with me, Johnny. 250 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,636 Are we done, or do I have to sit here and freeze my nuts off to find inner peace? 251 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,513 No. We're done. 252 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,349 You got a taste of Miyagi-Do. 253 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,601 That was the goal. 254 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:54,935 [Johnny] Good. 255 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,312 Well, get ready. 256 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,856 'Cause tomorrow, you'll learn real man karate. 257 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,566 Oh, I can't wait 258 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,819 to hear all about the illustrious history and wise teachings 259 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,613 of the Eagle Fang. 260 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,909 [video game beeping] 261 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,368 Check this out. 262 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,580 [soft rock music plays] 263 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,539 Mm. 264 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,801 [Kenny] Wow. 265 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,345 She's cool. 266 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,393 What else do I do for fun? 267 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,188 Ooh. 268 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,732 Draw anime. 269 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,443 Listen to music. 270 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,199 Every now and then, some Dungeon Lord cosplay. 271 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,533 [chuckles] 272 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,870 Don't tell anyone I told you that. 273 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,122 Send. 274 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,833 [laughter] 275 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:06,173 Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 276 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:08,926 [Zack] Oh my God. 277 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,387 -He cosplays this shit? -[laughter] 278 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,555 Ask him who's his favorite character. 279 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,768 Dr. Scribblebottoms. 280 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,814 Dr. Scribblebottoms? 281 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,108 Oh my God. That is, like, the lamest character. 282 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,736 He’s like this stupid chipmunk with, with big ears and a lab coat 283 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,947 who, like, he mixes, like, health potions and-- 284 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,323 How do you know so much? 285 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,996 I just, you know, uh, overheard some, some nerds talking about it. 286 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:43,335 I got an idea. Tell him you, I mean Lia, 287 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,631 and a bunch of other Dungeon Lord losers are meeting at Balboa Park tomorrow night. 288 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,550 Tell him to cosplay as Mr… 289 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,011 Scrapalas or whatever. 290 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,971 Uh, why? Why? What's the plan? 291 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:55,806 Just do it! 292 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,349 [Diego] Man, just do it. 293 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,144 [snickering] 294 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,186 [Zack] Balboa Park. 295 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,609 [chuckles] 296 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,194 Yeah. 297 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,322 Where do you wanna go? 298 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,783 [snickering] 299 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,410 [Zack] He has no clue. 300 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,995 [Diego] This is gonna be great. 301 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,965 Excuse me. Do you have any Klare Melk Truffle Gouda? 302 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,383 Let me go look. 303 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,928 Oh. Shit. 304 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,015 [guitar riff plays] 305 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,482 Butterfingers, huh? 306 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,447 -What are you doing here? -Well, it’s honeycrisp season. 307 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,033 This store has the best produce in the Valley. 308 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,161 Don’t you need to be a legally-mandated distance away from me? 309 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,370 Other way around. 310 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,750 Technically, you’re the one in violation. 311 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:11,757 I know about the deal you struck with my husband and Johnny, 312 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,761 and I just want you to know that whatever happens at that tournament, 313 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,597 I will make sure you lose. 314 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,102 Is that why you’re sabotaging my student? 315 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,937 I wasn’t trying to get Tory fired. 316 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,482 But that girl's asking for trouble. She broke into my house. 317 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,858 Attacked my daughter. 318 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,569 Sam’s gonna have scars for the rest of her life. 319 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,197 I respect you defending your daughter. 320 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,033 I think that's what all mothers should do. 321 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,245 Unfortunately, Tory doesn't have a mother. 322 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,331 Or one that's healthy enough to defend her. 323 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,126 That girl has to pay the bills. 324 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,878 Put food on the table. 325 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,547 All by herself. 326 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,636 -I didn't know that. -[Kreese] Well, now you know. 327 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,347 So you might want to leave the girl alone. 328 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,725 Or deal with the consequences. 329 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,811 Mrs. LaRusso. 330 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,356 Found that Gouda. Last one too. Must be your lucky day. 331 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,440 Oh, thank you. 332 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,860 Remember, 333 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,321 not all kids are as lucky as yours. 334 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,288 Sweet. 335 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,374 [chuckles] 336 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,752 [tense music plays] 337 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,634 Come on, Johnny, time to wake up. I'm ready for Eagle Fang training. 338 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,722 That sounded as ridiculous out loud as I thought it would. 339 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,891 [dramatic music plays] 340 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,350 You sure you're ready? 341 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,810 As I'll ever be. 342 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,063 The hell. Wha-- 343 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,483 Where the hell did you take me? An abandoned factory? 344 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,820 This is how psychos in horror movies act, you know that? 345 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,406 You wanna circle around things your whole life? 346 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,242 Wait for problems to show up at your doorstep? 347 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,162 That's not what an eagle does. 348 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,709 Here, at Eagle Fang, 349 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,127 we do not follow. 350 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,213 We attack. 351 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,048 We lead. 352 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,092 We grow into what we were meant to be. 353 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,386 And what were we meant to be, Johnny? 354 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,430 Men. 355 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,475 [rock music plays] 356 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,646 An eagle embraces the pain! 357 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,732 All your life, the world’s been trying to make you less of a man. 358 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,235 Light beer? Veggie burgers? 359 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,445 Automatic transmissions? 360 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,614 Might as well let another dude bang your chick! 361 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,531 [Daniel sighs] 362 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,285 You realize the coals are supposed to be shoveled into the forge? 363 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,536 Don't question me, Newark! 364 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,121 Keep shoveling! 365 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,792 [hard rock music plays] 366 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,210 Let's go, LaRusso. 367 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,127 Start climbin'. 368 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,006 Toughen up those soft hands. Push! 369 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,762 Can’t wait to get hit. Gotta strike before the hit gets to you. 370 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,848 -Isn't this a blocking exercise? -No! 371 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,936 When you think you should be defending, you should be offending! 372 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,481 The human response to danger is fight or flight, 373 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,567 but an eagle’s response is fight and flight. 374 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:19,903 [Daniel groans] 375 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,657 Move it! Be aggressive! Attack! 376 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,909 -[Daniel grunts] -That's it! Attack! 377 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,537 Good, LaRusso! Good! 378 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,415 Manliness is next to godliness. You got this. 379 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,958 Find your limit and soar past it. 380 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,752 -What does this have to do with-- -Quiet! 381 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,631 Keep climbing, LaRusso! You got this! Focus. Fight! 382 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,178 Put your fangs in those balls. That's it. 383 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,349 -That's it! -Come on! 384 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,436 -Let's go, LaRusso! You got this! Yeah! -Yeah! 385 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,355 ♪ Breakin' out of hell, breakin' ♪ 386 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,107 That's what I'm talking about! 387 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,818 Soar like an eagle, baby! Yeah, keep going! 388 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,780 Yeah! 389 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,539 [medieval video game music plays] 390 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:15,917 Where is she? 391 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,382 [Anthony] Oh my God! 392 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,842 Look at him. 393 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,802 [laughter] 394 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,681 [Zack] Come on, look at him! Look at this loser. Oh, man. 395 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,684 Oh, I think he's wearing glitter. Get a close-up of that. 396 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,810 -[Anthony] Hey. -Stop it. 397 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,020 You gotta post that. 398 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,313 No, don't! Don't! 399 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:40,901 -Oh shit! He just broke your phone. -You gonna let him get away with that? 400 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:44,696 I wasn't trying to break it. You guys were being assholes. 401 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,656 [dramatic music plays] 402 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,158 What did you just call us? 403 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,619 [tense music plays] 404 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,625 [grunting] 405 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,419 [grunting] 406 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,379 Pick him up. 407 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,922 [Kenny groaning] 408 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,591 [Kenny panting] 409 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,968 All right, LaRusso. Let's see your moves. 410 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,930 Yeah! Bust out some of that Miyagi shit. 411 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,807 -I, uh… -Come on, LaPusso! 412 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,142 -Don't call me that. -Then hit him! 413 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,269 Come on! 414 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,646 [boy] Do it! 415 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,731 [dramatic music plays] 416 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,610 [grunting] 417 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:43,588 It's locked. 418 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,049 [Zack] Hey, there's a hole! 419 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,509 Go, go, go! 420 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,346 [dramatic music continues] 421 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,185 Where'd he go? 422 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,937 I don't know. Come on, this way! 423 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,872 [buzzer] 424 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,419 So what are we doing here? 425 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,839 After a hard day of honest work, we're crushing beers, 426 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,883 watching guys beat the hell out of each other. 427 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,343 Does this mean I've passed my Eagle Fang training? 428 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,179 I didn’t say training was over. 429 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,016 What are you talking about? 430 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,602 Look, you're tougher than a prima donna, I'll give you that. 431 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,354 But sometimes you gotta show your toughness. 432 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,148 Look at those guys. 433 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,609 Think they play by the rules? 434 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,112 The only rule in this league is intimidation. 435 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,532 That's why striking first is so important. 436 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,911 -[thud] -[Daniel] Ooh! 437 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:01,249 That guy's a rat. That's spearing. At least a double minor. 438 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,792 Hey, Ref! Spearing! 439 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,336 Double minor. 440 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,214 Oh, that's bullshit. Come on! 441 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,467 Oh, he looks pissed. 442 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,264 -What the hell, dick? -Hey, he's the one that called it. 443 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,266 Your boyfriend do all your talking? 444 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,519 No, I'm just explaining the rules to him. 445 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:23,021 Oh yeah? Come explain it to me down here! 446 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,315 I know what you’re trying to do, all right? 447 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,526 I’m not gonna get in a fight with that guy. 448 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,446 He says you're a pussy and he can kick your ass any day. 449 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:35,617 -Hey, enough! All right? Cut it out! -Oh, come on down, Sally. Let's go. 450 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,993 I… I didn't say that. 451 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:41,665 I need to apologize for my friend here. He's a little… unstable. 452 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,458 We're working through it. Sorry. 453 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:50,382 You see what I just did there? That's called de-escalation. 454 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,093 You should try it sometime. 455 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,849 You know what? I actually had fun. 456 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,477 Not even you could ruin hockey for me, Johnny. 457 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,603 Ah, you see? 458 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,772 And did they win 'cause they played better defense? 459 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,817 No, they won 'cause they beat the crap out of the other team. 460 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,652 I’m not gonna change my stripes, okay? 461 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,904 I just now have a little better understanding 462 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,906 of what goes on in that head of yours. 463 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,117 So you're saying you respect Eagle Fang? 464 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,953 Yes. The way I respect a madman with a nuke. 465 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,247 I'll take it. 466 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,456 Hey, shithead! 467 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,835 Hey, good game, guys. No hard feelings, right? 468 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,087 Because of you, I spent half the game in the box. 469 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,673 Yeah, but you still eked out a win. It was great. 470 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,510 So you can kick my ass any day of the week. Is that right? 471 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,178 No, I didn't say that. He-- 472 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,974 Looks like your lover boy bailed on you. 473 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,935 Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is? 474 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,395 It’s LaRusso Auto. 475 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,647 The chopping prices guy from TV? 476 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,400 He’s got that smoking hot brunette running the place. 477 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:51,443 [wolf whistles] 478 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,778 Easy guys. That's my wife. 479 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:54,696 Oh. 480 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:59,242 -Maybe I'll take her for a test drive. -I'll ride shotgun. 481 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:03,371 -I got the backseat to myself. -[laughter] 482 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,751 [rock music plays] 483 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:13,757 ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 484 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,008 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 485 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:18,970 ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 486 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,805 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 487 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,725 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out ♪ 488 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,019 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out of hell ♪ 489 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:29,064 ♪ Breakin' out, breakin' out ♪ 490 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,816 ♪ Breakin' out ♪ ♪ Breakin' outta hell ♪ 491 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:36,029 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 492 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:41,409 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ ♪ I'm breakin' out of hell ♪ 493 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,078 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 494 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,747 ♪ Breakin' ♪ 495 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:52,295 ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪ 496 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,172 -[Daniel grunting] -[man groaning] 497 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,383 [grunting] 498 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:02,681 [Johnny] Kick ass! 499 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308 Nice work, LaRusso. Way to assert your dominance. 500 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,810 Where the hell were you? 501 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:08,520 No be there. 502 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:26,037 And make sure that Louis doesn't go anywhere near the Doyona reps. 503 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,331 Just lock him in a supply closet or something. 504 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,834 I'll put a cannoli under a giant net. He'll go for it. 505 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:31,876 I'm serious. 506 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,003 So am I. Do I not look serious? 507 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,923 [dramatic music plays] 508 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,426 -Oh shit. -Shit? What? 509 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,885 What's shit? Why are we saying-- 510 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,013 Shit. 511 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,058 You think this makes up for it? Leaving this at my doorstep? 512 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,519 -I don't need your sympathy. -[sighs] 513 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,480 I just wanted to make sure you had enough food. 514 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,608 -Yeah, I feed my family. -Look, why don't we go talk in my office? 515 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:56,693 We're talking here. 516 00:28:56,776 --> 00:29:00,196 Okay, maybe we just lower our volume? Huh? 517 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,575 Gandhi once said that nobody can hurt me without my permission. 518 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:07,662 Take one more step towards me and I'll snap you in half like a pencil. 519 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,957 Why do I step into these karate situations? 520 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,501 Look, Tory, 521 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,712 I just want all of this to be over. 522 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,631 Yeah, well, don't worry. It'll all be over soon. 523 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,636 When I humiliate your daughter at the All Valley in front of everyone. 524 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,555 Thanks for lighting a fire under me. 525 00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,223 I needed that. 526 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,561 -What have I done? -[Anoush] Hey. 527 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,105 Should I start wearing protective gear to work? 528 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,274 And follow-up, should I be calling the police? 529 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:37,233 No. 530 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,236 And not a word of this to Daniel. 531 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,158 [Kenny] Ever since I started this new school, 532 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,744 my life has been miserable. 533 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,997 [laughter] 534 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:52,499 They chase me. 535 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,375 Beat me up. 536 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,419 -[Anthony] Hey. -Stop it. 537 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,965 [Kenny] It's not gonna stop. 538 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,516 I don't know how I'm gonna keep going. 539 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,685 I don't feel safe. 540 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,690 [laughter] 541 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,359 One of them even knows karate. 542 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,570 [laughing] 543 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,447 Karate, huh? 544 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,366 [continues laughing] 545 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,492 What's so funny? 546 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,370 Hey, don't worry about it, little bro. 547 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,665 I know a guy who can help. 548 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,676 [upbeat music plays]